July 28, 2013

Weiner Deflated: Campaign Manager Quits
— Ace

Losing some of its blood, his campaign might need some time to get "ready" again, if you know what I mean.

If you don't, I'm talking about an erection. "Erection" is what I'm so skillfully hinting at there.

Anthony Weiner acknowledged Sunday that his campaign manager has quit after new revelations of lewd online behavior but said he is not dropping out of the race for New York City mayor.

Then he went right back to bragging:

"We have an amazing staff..."

Meh. I don't know about "amazing." Let's just say "famous" or "well-traveled."

Posted by: Ace at 10:29 AM | Comments (221)
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1 first?

Posted by: Mallfly at July 28, 2013 10:31 AM (bJm7W)

2 His 30 seconds of fame are up.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 28, 2013 10:31 AM (ndlFj)

3 staff? oh, you mean like... I get it. No I don't.

Posted by: Mallfly at July 28, 2013 10:31 AM (bJm7W)

4 nah, guys like him never disappear.

Posted by: Mallfly at July 28, 2013 10:32 AM (bJm7W)

5 I hope he isn't stiffed on his last pay check. That would be hard to tolerate, although hopefully Weiner's staff has stopped stroking him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2013 10:34 AM (gqgiP)

6 And by 30 seconds, I mean an erection deflating after a sad, lonely self-flagellation that lasts less than 30 seconds.  Based on a true story from some stalker chick seeking her own 15 minutes of fame.

What a sordid mess.  It's kind of a shame NYC won't have him as mayor.  Popcorn sales would be through the roof.*

*without the high trans-fat coconut oil we all love.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 28, 2013 10:35 AM (ndlFj)

7 You know who else has an amazing staff?  Yup . . .

Posted by: Bob Filner at July 28, 2013 10:35 AM (8lmkt)

8 Staff.

As Lawrence the Cable Gentleman has so aptly said, that's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

Posted by: Sockpuppet Czar at July 28, 2013 10:36 AM (cpReY)

9 Jake: He's out but what's left and better?


Forget it Jake, its New York town

Posted by: Walsh in NYC at July 28, 2013 10:36 AM (lZvxr)

10 So can we say that the Head of Anthony's Staff was very sensitive and got off after a few sexts? I wonder who They will get to clean up this mess. This will stain Weiner even more.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 28, 2013 10:36 AM (yU1Dt)

11 I won't call him flaccid yet Ace, never underestimate the power of the NYC democrat machine to act as a sort of Viagra for assholes.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 10:36 AM (LRFds)

12 So can we say that the Head of Anthony's Staff was very sensitive and got off after a few sexts?

well-played, Bevel . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 10:37 AM (8lmkt)

13 Weiner is a Sociopath.  Narcissistic too.  He will not go away even though he is a punch line for late night comedians.  He needs to attention to survive and thrive. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 28, 2013 10:37 AM (jucos)

14 10 Bevel L,

Yup AntKnee's staff suffers premature election issues...

I hear they have rings for that.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 10:37 AM (LRFds)

15 These Weiner roasts seem unusually ... short. Once exposed, Little Anthony seems to have very little staying power.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 28, 2013 10:37 AM (FlRtG)

16 15 Arbalest,

the hardest part of being a pro is maintaining your equipment in working order in a high pressure environment....

//Peter North esq

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 10:39 AM (LRFds)

17 "Losing some of its blood, his campaign might need some time to get "ready" again, if you know what I mean.

If you don't, I'm talking about an erection. "Erection" is what I'm so skillfully hinting at there."

mm, no.  Not following you.  Pictures might help.

Posted by: sydney leathers at July 28, 2013 10:39 AM (qvify)

18 I wonder what the esteemed Senator Bob Menendez thinks about all this . . . haven't heard much from him lately. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 10:40 AM (8lmkt)

19 Sure, his campaign will keep pounding away for now, but soon he will have to deal with the inevitable realization that he has already climaxed.

Posted by: boone at July 28, 2013 10:40 AM (tIyK2)

20 Blood sausage

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 28, 2013 10:41 AM (tg2kY)

21 Well his election campaign did last more than four hours.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 10:41 AM (lBT6p)

22 And I guess I should repost this photo.  It seems well fitting.
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/selection-du-weekend-46-62.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 10:42 AM (lBT6p)

23 Well, highly exposed if nothing else.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2013 10:43 AM (BAS5M)

24 21 Well his election campaign did last more than four hours.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 02:41 PM (lBT6p)

He should have called Doctor Dean.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 28, 2013 10:44 AM (tg2kY)

25 AoSHQ: come for the engorged movie reviews, stay for the dick jokes

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2013 10:45 AM (MBqvE)

26 Haven't we pounded this subject enough?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2013 10:45 AM (BAS5M)

27 The question is, can Weiner squeeze out one more miracle. He says he's hanging in there, but it sounds like he's too pooped to pop. Anyone can hang in. It takes a real man to make it to the finish line.

Posted by: Caliban at July 28, 2013 10:45 AM (DrC22)

28 So you saying that Weiner still has a squirt of spunk left?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 10:46 AM (lBT6p)

29 He was tired of dealing with Weiner's issues.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 28, 2013 10:46 AM (SzAZ7)

30 18 I wonder what the esteemed Senator Bob Menendez thinks about all this . . . haven't heard much from him lately.

Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 02:40 PM (8lmkt)


You won't.  The press has dedicated all the one or two stories on him they will do.

Posted by: Vic at July 28, 2013 10:46 AM (lZvxr)

31 His whole campaign seems to have blown a seal.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 28, 2013 10:48 AM (l3vZN)

32 But what about his wife, and her fabulous hair? Will we see the last of her, too? Isn't the wife Hillary's BFF?

Posted by: ALH at July 28, 2013 10:48 AM (cG3vt)

33

So you saying that Weiner still has a squirt of spunk left?

 

 

I hate spunk!

Posted by: Lou Grant at July 28, 2013 10:48 AM (BAS5M)

34 Weiner has spunk.

I hate spunk.

Posted by: mpfs, @mpfs79 at July 28, 2013 10:48 AM (65dQq)

35 We need to start a pool of when Mr. Weiner will pull out.

Posted by: ALH at July 28, 2013 10:49 AM (cG3vt)

36 They have Viagra for assholes? Well, I suppose it is New York.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 28, 2013 10:49 AM (d7tB2)

37 I bet there wasn't a dry eye in the place after the resignation. Speeches like that always make people reach for the Kleenex.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 28, 2013 10:49 AM (BXLPR)

38 When a man has 'electile dysfunction' it affects the entire family.

Posted by: gastorgrab at July 28, 2013 10:50 AM (FX38i)

39 36 BTH,

Keeps the prostate happy I'd imagine...

we call it the "Bloomberg"

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 10:52 AM (LRFds)

40 He's being denied his due process rights.

The evidence would never stand up in court.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 28, 2013 10:53 AM (gqT4g)

41 Someone bring on the sauerkraut.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9JqbCH4aVw&t=1m28s

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2013 10:53 AM (MBqvE)

42 You won't. The press has dedicated all the one or two stories on him they will do.

Posted by: Vic at July 28, 2013 02:46 PM (lZvxr)


Yeah, I see a whole new scandal story broke on Menendez 3 or 4 days ago.  Only reason I found it was that I googled his name, never saw it linked anywhere, I guess Drudge could have had it and I missed it, but it's a corker and no one seems to care.

Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 10:54 AM (8lmkt)

43 Weiner's Staff Shrinking

Posted by: zsasz at July 28, 2013 10:54 AM (MMC8r)

44 I don't get it. What's so funny?

Posted by: Joe 'Two-Blasts' Biden at July 28, 2013 10:55 AM (n+2it)

45 Nice job Missouri! More of this from the states please: With Democrat assistance, Missouri's legislature set to override Gov's veto of bill that nullifies Fed gun laws and criminalizes Feds who try to enforce http://tinyurl.com/pwavtmj

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 28, 2013 10:55 AM (p+XhY)

46 Drudge's headline: Weiner Vows To Stick It Out

Posted by: zsasz at July 28, 2013 10:56 AM (MMC8r)

47 I'll just repost what I'd said earlier today, now it's on topic: Heather Wilhelm has his number, and not in a way Weiner would like.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2013/07/26/ the_desperate_life_of_carlos_danger__119374.html [delete the space to read]

The Russian mobsters and the Gulf cartels would love to have this weak, cowardly and dishonest man in charge of a coastal city as major as New York. They can't wait to make Weiner their bitch.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 28, 2013 10:56 AM (d7tB2)

48

Ace, that word "staff".

 

 

I don't think they mean what you think they mean when they use it.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 28, 2013 10:56 AM (1Y+hH)

49 If I loose, I'm out this time. You won't have Wiener to spank anymore!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 28, 2013 10:57 AM (Vk2pI)

50 Weiner is a man of our time. He has no shame. I almost hope he does get "erected." If this county can elect Obama twice, not to mention Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton, there's no reason why they can't elect him. He could give himself the honorific title "Erectus." Put up a statue in Columbus Circle. With a conspicuous bulge.

Posted by: Caliban at July 28, 2013 10:57 AM (DrC22)

51 Weiner's Staff Stiffs Him.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 28, 2013 10:58 AM (vnB5E)

52 How's Weiner gonna keep his remaining staff "up" for the rest of the campaign? I bet they feel seriously screwed now.How deflating...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at July 28, 2013 10:58 AM (9+ccr)

53

 

Aside from the jokes Weiner   does have one   thing going for him.

 

 

He's one  of  very few who will be easier to mock than Bloom-Nanny.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 28, 2013 10:59 AM (1Y+hH)

54 Low information voters have a short attention span. Weiner's problem is he poked his head out again to soon.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 28, 2013 10:59 AM (SzAZ7)

55 Speaking of which:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/ isle_take_that_welfare_scam_VBsTspIxia2GA9o2oS505L

Hook Weiner up with some of that sixteen-year-old Dominican tail, and stuff like this will be in the news every week.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 28, 2013 11:00 AM (d7tB2)

56 16 Miguel Ambivalence "the hardest part of being a pro is maintaining your equipment in working order in a high pressure environment...." ... ahhh, then Weiner really is suffering from Electile Disfunction. I think there are pills for that.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 28, 2013 11:00 AM (FlRtG)

57 Related:

'Another BAG OF HAMMERS (emphasis mine) hits Bob Filner on the head. On @CNNsotu @SenFeinstein just called on the San Diego mayor to resign.

—
Paul Begala (@PaulBegala) July 28, 2013'

++++++++++

Next: Sheila Jackson-Lee calls on Filner to resign.

Begala tweets: 'Another box of rocks hits Bob Filner on the head...'



Posted by: Sophie13 at July 28, 2013 11:00 AM (y63u6)

58 Hook Weiner up with some of that sixteen-year-old Dominican tail, and stuff like this will be in the news every week. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 28, 2013 03:00 PM (d7tB2) Ask for "Juanita" *wink*wink*

Posted by: Sen. Menendez at July 28, 2013 11:02 AM (Vk2pI)

59 42 Peaches; you talking about this story on the "tainted donations"?

http://tinyurl.com/l4hadv8


I think we covered something on that but it has been kinda bypassed by a lot of other shit with all of the Obama felony scandals.

Posted by: Vic at July 28, 2013 11:02 AM (lZvxr)

60 Nah Sheila Jakson-Lee will want Filner to Earth's ambassador to Mars.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 11:03 AM (lBT6p)

61 What did Bob FIlner do that Bill Clinton didn't?

Posted by: zsasz at July 28, 2013 11:03 AM (MMC8r)

62 Allen West speaking now, live stream http://www.ustream.tv/channel/wcs2013

Posted by: Jose at July 28, 2013 11:03 AM (zc/sw)

63 Jeebus Ace , you've been beating this story like it owes you money .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 28, 2013 11:04 AM (0iJzo)

64 45: Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 28, 2013 02:55 PM (p+XhY)


Per that link I had this morning there are now 37 States nullifying federal gun grabs.  That is far more than enough to call an Art V convention.


That is what we need to do.

Posted by: Vic at July 28, 2013 11:04 AM (lZvxr)

65 Nah Sheila Jakson-Lee will want Filner to Earth's ambassador to Mars.

I'd actually agree with Jackson-Lee if she said this in the House.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 28, 2013 11:04 AM (d7tB2)

66 Democrats are going to dump on Filner now that his goose is cooked then start crowing about how moral they are. Because they are assholes.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 28, 2013 11:04 AM (SzAZ7)

67 If you have an election lasting more than four hours . . .

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at July 28, 2013 11:05 AM (5fSr7)

68 This has some significance to Hillary, I am just not clear how yet. A weakening of her power and influence would be a welcome trend

Posted by: Zombie Daley at July 28, 2013 11:05 AM (entLs)

69 Great customer service. We get Ace on Saturday and Sunday, and Im kicking myself for missing the Peruvia post yesterday. I could've been a contributer.

Posted by: L, elle at July 28, 2013 11:06 AM (0PiQ4)

70 If you have an election lasting more than four hours . . . I was going to do that joke but I pulled out at the last second.

Posted by: eleven at July 28, 2013 11:07 AM (fsLdt)

71 Begala tweets: 'Another island capsizes on Anthony Weiner's head...Hank Johnson calls upon him to drop out of the race...'

Posted by: Sophie13 at July 28, 2013 11:07 AM (y63u6)

72 That Weiner fellow always seemed a bit to cocky for his own good.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 28, 2013 11:08 AM (mETGQ)

73 No jokes about him paying a private dick $45,000 ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 28, 2013 11:08 AM (0iJzo)

74 As I said on Twitter:

.@anthonyweiner had a campaign manager? Who the fuck would do that job? I'd sell blowjobs on the Christopher St. pier first.

Posted by: Oschisms at July 28, 2013 11:09 AM (pfVS8)

75 Peaches; you talking about this story on the "tainted donations"?

No, Vic.  On 7/23, there was a new story about him, running around naked with some married newspaper publisher.  The NY Post story here alludes to nekkid pictures but churlishly neglects to post them.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nj_state_of_affairs_uv9nrD55pWXg5WlpLflqHI

Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 11:09 AM (8lmkt)

76

 

Hey Dems, can Huma Filner Weiner?

Posted by: Meremortal at July 28, 2013 11:09 AM (1Y+hH)

77 NY Daily News has article on Weiner spending $45,000 on private dick to investigate the 'hacking' claims in the original scandal

Posted by: phreshone at July 28, 2013 11:10 AM (Pr6hk)

78 "I pulled out way early on that one"

Posted by: Big Ern (D) at July 28, 2013 11:11 AM (Pr6hk)

79 What did Bob FIlner do that Bill Clinton didn't?

Posted by: zsasz at July 28, 2013 03:03 PM (MMC8r)


Some of Clinton's women found him attractive and went for it.  So far, all we've heard about Filthy Bob is one instance of repulsion and rejection after another. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 11:11 AM (8lmkt)

80 "If erected I vow to beat off all  new-comers"  (and keep all your inheritance as taxes),

Posted by: Antny (wimmers) Weiner at July 28, 2013 11:11 AM (u6lBN)

81 Great customer service. We get Ace on Saturday and Sunday, and Im kicking myself for missing the Peruvia post yesterday. I could've been a contributer. Posted by: L, elle at July 28, 2013 03:06 PM (0PiQ4) Considering what the law against contributers is like in Peruvia, you should be glad you didn't contribute...

Posted by: The Contributing Hat at July 28, 2013 11:11 AM (Vk2pI)

82 Huma really is coming out of this looking every bit as sleazy as her husband, isn't she.

Posted by: eleven at July 28, 2013 11:11 AM (fsLdt)

83 If NYC elects this Weiner, they'll be sleeping in the wet spot for years.  Just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 11:12 AM (8lmkt)

84 Anthony Weiner?  Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at July 28, 2013 11:12 AM (Pr6hk)

85 Today is Peru's independence day. Coincidence? I think not sir.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 11:13 AM (RZ8pf)

86 This is not the Weiner I once knew.

Posted by: Barky McBamastain at July 28, 2013 11:13 AM (Pr6hk)

87 75 Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 03:09 PM (8lmkt)


Haven't seen that one.  I used to go to the NYP every morning but I rarely found anything so I quit.

Posted by: Vic at July 28, 2013 11:13 AM (lZvxr)

88 I keep popping my " head " in the press conference to see if maybe I should run for office.

Posted by: Cubicle Dude at July 28, 2013 11:14 AM (u6lBN)

89 Me:  Georgetown / Yale Law

Tony: SUNY Plattsburg, face of a pinata

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at July 28, 2013 11:15 AM (Pr6hk)

90 Poor guy peaked too fast.  As Hillary would say "Weiner we hardly knew ya."

Posted by: ryukyu at July 28, 2013 11:16 AM (C6XFd)

91 55 Speaking of which: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/ isle_take_that_welfare_scam_VBsTspIxia2GA9o2oS505L Hook Weiner up with some of that sixteen-year-old Dominican tail, and stuff like this will be in the news every week. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 28, 2013 03:00 PM (d7tB2) Only if that tail has a Twitter account.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 28, 2013 11:16 AM (BXLPR)

92 Hate to see him go... endless joyful humor while he's around.

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at July 28, 2013 11:17 AM (xMU3a)

93 Some of Clinton's women found him attractive and went for it.

Sad to say, but this is true. Monica Lewinsky (for one) was in love with the ol' scamp. And not just with the trappings of power (although I'm sure they helped).

Weiner on the other hand [pardon the expression] wants his texting partners to love him, but AFAIK none of them do.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 28, 2013 11:17 AM (d7tB2)

94 This is all some evil plan to soil my good reputation

Posted by: Danger, Carlos Danger - Agent Double O Naught at July 28, 2013 11:18 AM (Pr6hk)

95 Hook Weiner up with some of that sixteen-year-old Dominican tail, and stuff like this will be in the news every week. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 28, 2013 03:00 PM (d7tB2) Only if that tail has a Twitter account. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 28, 2013 03:16 PM (BXLPR) She does. And some of her tweets are a bit risqué...

Posted by: PRISM is watching you fap at July 28, 2013 11:18 AM (Vk2pI)

96 That title made me spitzer onto my monitor

Posted by: Dick Hertz at July 28, 2013 11:19 AM (Pr6hk)

97 endless joyful humor while he's around.

You might even say it's a loaded vein of humour.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 28, 2013 11:19 AM (d7tB2)

98 Tony's a prick, and he isn't ticklish

Posted by: Eric Massa at July 28, 2013 11:20 AM (Pr6hk)

99 As Hillary would say "Weiner we hardly knew ya." Posted by: ryukyu at July 28, 2013 03:16 PM (C6XFd) ~ Hillary has already tasted her some second hand Tony.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 28, 2013 11:20 AM (SzAZ7)

100 Noooooooooooooooooo! We need Weiner. There are also another photo of the skank's tats and Huma's mom in town: http://goo.gl/vs2CzL Come on! We're into sugardaddyforyou territory...

Posted by: waldo at July 28, 2013 11:21 AM (tXGg/)

101 Tony, might I suggest a midnight stroll through a park?

Posted by: Vince Foster at July 28, 2013 11:21 AM (Pr6hk)

102 63 Bill D. Cat "Jeebus Ace , you've been beating this story like it owes you money as any typical Democrat politician molester does.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 28, 2013 11:22 AM (FlRtG)

103 even though I wouldn't let Billy Jeff walk my dog (if I had a dog), I can see how some people find him charming and attractive.  Weiner, fuck, he doesn't even have shoulders, he's like a freak of nature, and I doubt anyone, anywhere, at at time, has every used the word "charming" in the same sentence as his name.  Filner, otoh, looks like some of those lizard drawings Ralph Steadman did for Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 11:22 AM (8lmkt)

104 ROFLMAO Headline, Ace.

Posted by: RiverRat at July 28, 2013 11:23 AM (YtlEx)

105 What did Bob FIlner do that Bill Clinton didn't?

Bob Filner is just like Bill Clinton, minus the good looks, charm and a spouse just as ruthless as he.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at July 28, 2013 11:23 AM (kqqGm)

106 "nah, guys like him never disappear." Posted by: Mallfly I believe the comment was made on Redeye the other night, but not 100% sure, that candidates like Weiner and Filthy Filner won't quit because they can't stand the idea of living in obscurity. You know, like the rest of us lesser beings. And who the hell can pick a nom de plume like Carlos Danger and not realize that it will subject himself to relentless ridicule? Oh, yeah, that's right, a guy who emails dick pics.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 28, 2013 11:23 AM (spst1)

107 The puns are so easy to come by, that it ends up getting boring after a while...

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 28, 2013 11:23 AM (Vk2pI)

108 Huma mamma: http://goo.gl/K8NuLD A Fighter For the Middle Class -- anthony weiner

Posted by: waldo at July 28, 2013 11:24 AM (tXGg/)

109 Peaches the way you described Weiner, I was reminded of those red haired stick birds that would dip to drink...  That one would find exiled to the back window of the Nova.  Or forlorn and abandoned in the garbage.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 11:24 AM (lBT6p)

110 Laugh all you want now, but just wait until he is a dem presidential candidate.

Posted by: sneaky little five-eyes at July 28, 2013 11:24 AM (3X3ZR)

111 Just because Weiner's manager refused to go with the flow doesn't mean the whole campaign is cocked up.

Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2013 11:26 AM (bWoh5)

112 Filner and Weiner won't quit because they've never been anything other than leaches. 

Posted by: phreshone at July 28, 2013 11:27 AM (Pr6hk)

113 In Weiner's World, he's the good looking tough guy who chicks can't resist.

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 28, 2013 11:27 AM (BVkEs)

114 The Dem's and the media want this embarrassing stunt cock removed. Time to contribute to the Weiner campaign.

Posted by: Tony Redenzo at July 28, 2013 11:28 AM (888y+)

115 I believe the comment was made on Redeye the other night, but not 100% sure, that candidates like Weiner and Filthy Filner won't quit because they can't stand the idea of living in obscurity. You know, like the rest of us lesser beings.

Old FF is 70 years old, has two ex-wives and is at the end of his career.  He needed to pick up one more government retirement check and shake down a few more people/businesses before he could ride off into the sunset.  Why else would he bring all of the agencies he oversee under his direct control as opposed to having competent subordinates like his predecessor.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at July 28, 2013 11:28 AM (kqqGm)

116

Life is like a  Tony  Weiner.

 

When it's soft, it's  hard to beat.

 

When it's  hard,   it'll be soft again in 30 seconds.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 28, 2013 11:28 AM (BAS5M)

117 Definitely good news.

There are only so many dick jokes that can beaten to death repeatedly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 28, 2013 11:28 AM (twp4I)

118 yes, I mean I have trouble understanding what young women see in Weiner. His Adam's apple is large enough to have its own reality television show and his brillo pad hair is quelle unattractive. Not to mention his oddly formed nose. He is not a man I look at and automatically think "OMG, I must see his penis"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 11:29 AM (RZ8pf)

119 Filner is 70? Jeebus, maybe a mandatory retirement age of 65 for politicians would be useful.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 11:30 AM (RZ8pf)

120 The saddest thing is this has probably derailed Sydney Leather's career in Astrophysics.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 28, 2013 11:30 AM (SzAZ7)

121 PGiS ...  oh dear...  his Adam's apple is one gonad, his nose is well you know  and the brillo hair...  he IS a penis.  A walking talking penis.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 11:30 AM (lBT6p)

122 He is not a man I look at and automatically think "OMG, I must see his penis"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 03:29 PM (RZ8pf)


No shit, PGiS!!  Laughing my ass off.

Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 11:30 AM (8lmkt)

123 >>69 Great customer service. We get Ace on Saturday and Sunday, and Im kicking myself for missing the Peruvia post yesterday. I could've been a contributer.

If you ever get to Peruvia, never, ever ask what happened that night over Macho Grande

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 28, 2013 11:31 AM (Yhu4q)

124 If Weiner is deflated, does that mean he just needs someone to blow in it?

Posted by: waldo at July 28, 2013 11:31 AM (tXGg/)

125 A knife, a spoon, a bottle and a co*k, That's the way you spell New York!

Posted by: Nanny Hag at July 28, 2013 11:31 AM (39IHH)

126 Sure, there will be a comic book.

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 28, 2013 11:31 AM (BVkEs)

127 I dunno.  If Rachel Jeantel can become a lawyer, there is no reason little Sydney cannot pursue her dreams of astrophysics.

Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 11:32 AM (8lmkt)

128 Filner is 70? Jeebus, maybe a mandatory retirement age of 65 for politicians would be useful. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 03:30 PM (RZ8pf) Renew! Renew!

Posted by: Carrousel at July 28, 2013 11:33 AM (Vk2pI)

129 Weiner is going to have his hands fullwith Saleha Manmood Abedin, Huma Abedin's mom in town. That woman is connected - and not the kinds of connections.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/cocrbcv

Posted by: Marcy Furtive at July 28, 2013 11:33 AM (2mSdf)

130 Just no Muslim Astrophysics outreach.  Unless Sydney likes to wear a NASA space suit with the sun shield down...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 11:33 AM (lBT6p)

131 Your choice NYC. Stunt cock or a Marxist dyke.

Posted by: Tony Redenzo at July 28, 2013 11:34 AM (888y+)

132 127 Sure, there will be a comic book.

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 28, 2013 03:31 PM (BVkEs)


Little Tony prefers it if you refer to them as 'illustrated novellas'

Posted by: phreshone at July 28, 2013 11:34 AM (Pr6hk)

133 Leathers is looking more and more like a tranny to me. Maybe, if we get a swab inside her cheek, we can send it out for dna testing...

Posted by: waldo at July 28, 2013 11:34 AM (tXGg/)

134 >>>He is not a man I look at and automatically think "OMG, I must see his penis"<<<

We need a new thread to explore this train of thought.

Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2013 11:34 AM (bWoh5)

135 100 As Hillary would say "Weiner we hardly knew ya." Posted by: ryukyu at July 28, 2013 03:16 PM (C6XFd) ~ Hillary has already tasted her some second hand Tony. Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 28, 2013 03:20 PM (SzAZ7) Mmmmmmmmmm. I love a nice cream pie.

Posted by: Hillary! Clinton at July 28, 2013 11:35 AM (BXLPR)

136 Brian fuckin' May is an astrophysicist.

Sydney Leathers is a groupie.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 28, 2013 11:35 AM (d7tB2)

137 well it does beg the question, is there a man I look at and think "OMG I must see his penis, maybe I can get him to tweet me a picture of it. Preferably with a cat sitting nearby because that isn't creepy at all"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 11:36 AM (RZ8pf)

138 128 I dunno. If Rachel Jeantel can become a lawyer, there is no reason little Sydney cannot pursue her dreams of astrophysics. Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 03:32 PM (8lmkt) You may be right. A famous doctor once said: "Don't worry scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now."

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 28, 2013 11:36 AM (SzAZ7)

139 *squirt*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 28, 2013 11:36 AM (0HooB)

140 128 I dunno. If Rachel Jeantel can become a lawyer, there is no reason little Sydney cannot pursue her dreams of astrophysics.

Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 03:32 PM (8lmkt)


---


I objectify to that, ma'am. - Rachel Jeantel

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 28, 2013 11:36 AM (BVkEs)

141 What a fucking tool . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at July 28, 2013 11:37 AM (KeWCB)

142 Flash NY - Despite damaging revelations this week concerning continued behavior that would draw an average person significant jail time  - Mayoral Candidate Anthony Weiner refused to be deflated. He spent the week trying to pump up his staff. "I'm here for the long run people, I'm no flash in the pan."

His wife Huma commented about the latest revelations about her husbands twitter activity "Meh, Hillary's is bigger." she said, noting that Weiner had fewer followers than the former Secretary of State.


Posted by: [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] An Observation at July 28, 2013 11:37 AM (ylhEn)

143 I love how Leathers says she made $200 meeting with a guy and just talking to him. I guess this proves that she can talk with a cock in her mouth.

Posted by: waldo at July 28, 2013 11:37 AM (tXGg/)

144

He is not a man I look at and automatically think "OMG, I must see his penis"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 03:29 PM (RZ8pf)

 

 

No shit, PGiS!! Laughing my ass off.

 

Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 03:30 PM (8lmkt)

 

 

Wait!  There *are* men you see and you think that?  My illusions are forever shattered.  : )

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2013 11:38 AM (BAS5M)

145 I hope that the NY papers continue to get their Wiener headlines. The local radio host I listen to reads them every day. Does anyone know why WaPo had the Holder resignation poll? What do they have on him? IÂ’m dying to know.

Posted by: CarolT at July 28, 2013 11:39 AM (z4WKX)

146

I liked the    vid  of the confrontation    Weiner had with some teacher lady.  Blaze   has it.

 

What  an   insufferable   little    prick.  How does he think he's fit to be in any public office?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 28, 2013 11:41 AM (0HooB)

147 Holder?  First I've got to catch her

Posted by: Mayor Bob Filner at July 28, 2013 11:41 AM (Pr6hk)

148 How come his Jewish mother didn't instill any guilt or shame into him? How do you look your mom in the face when you are a freak like this?

Posted by: madamex at July 28, 2013 11:45 AM (1zsKV)

149 Even though Rachel is still a few credits short of her JD, I'm sure even she would be able to advise Weiner that his continued skeevy behavior is real retarded.

Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 11:45 AM (8lmkt)

150 Weiner's World Sounds like he could have a career on PMSNBC.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 28, 2013 11:46 AM (spst1)

151 Well, this thread has gone flaccid

Posted by: Paul Ruebens at July 28, 2013 11:48 AM (Pr6hk)

152 I had some great pictures in an email from Powerline Blog last night. I will see if I can find them.

Posted by: CarolT at July 28, 2013 11:49 AM (z4WKX)

153 >>>> Brian fuckin May is an astrophysicist Wait, wut? He's one of my top 3 Most Overlooked Guitarists. He likes outerspace too? I like him even more.

Posted by: L, elle at July 28, 2013 11:50 AM (0PiQ4)

154
The wrap up to that Cyprus Govt-Banker theft:


NICOSIA (Reuters) - Cyprus and its international lenders have agreed to convert 47.5 percent of deposits exceeding 100,000 euros in Bank of Cyprus to equity to recapitalize it, banking sources said on Sunday.

Under a programme agreed between Cyprus and lenders in March, large depositors in Bank of Cyprus were earmarked to pay for the recapitalisation of the bank. Authorities initially converted 37.5 percent of deposits exceeding 100,000 euros into equity, and held an additional 22.5 percent as a buffer in the event of further needs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 28, 2013 11:51 AM (4+FWp)

155 Why Weiner never considered becoming a judge is beyond me.  Think about it;  bench, robe, penis pump.

Tony missed his calling.

Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2013 11:52 AM (bWoh5)

156 Creepy Ass Carlos

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 28, 2013 11:53 AM (BVkEs)

157 These are from Powerline Blog email: http://tinyurl.com/kqujnzw

Posted by: CarolT at July 28, 2013 11:53 AM (z4WKX)

158 Like this thread the Weiner campaign is petering out.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 28, 2013 11:53 AM (SzAZ7)

159 I fail to see why the MSM constantly refers to Huma Abedin as "beautiful". She has very severe features that put me in mind of a spinster schoolmarm, and not the "naughty" kind. And looking at pics of her momma, odds are she is as hot as she will ever be right now. About the best that can be said of Huma is that she wouldn't likely scare the horses into stampeding, which cannot be said of many Dem women. So there is that. So I can sort of see why Carlos Danger might be looking for some strange, but he sure does find the tackiest way to do it. Even Menendez was more discreet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2013 11:54 AM (UWXeN)

160 Brian May is one of these global warming nuts.

Posted by: waldo at July 28, 2013 11:54 AM (tXGg/)

161

137 Brian fuckin' May is an astrophysicist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtqADo-D3mQ

Posted by: madamex at July 28, 2013 11:54 AM (1zsKV)

162 Vote for me instead of that other guy with the ridiculous name.

Posted by: Helmut Blutwurst for Mayor at July 28, 2013 11:55 AM (LJ2uj)

163 Meh. I don't know about "amazing." Let's just say "famous" or "well-traveled."
_____________________________

And about as often photographed as Ron Jeremy's....staff...

Posted by: Athos at July 28, 2013 11:56 AM (SNaPm)

164 These are from Powerline Blog email:
http://tinyurl.com/kqujnzw

Posted by: CarolT at July 28, 2013 03:53 PM (z4WKX)


Oh, some of those are great, Carol!  Did Powerline ever reinstate the forum?  That's when I left, when they just disappeared it overnight, no notice, no explanation, nothing.  It's kind of how I ended up here.  That forum was great. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 11:57 AM (8lmkt)

165 Daily Beast/cubicle guy.   Pretty funny!!   BING.

Posted by: Cubicle Guy at July 28, 2013 11:57 AM (u6lBN)

166 Brian May teaches at York, lives in London, works in Geneva, and makes these documentaries where he flys all over the world (he's never heard of stock footage) while wagging his finger at the rest of us about carbon credits. Every doc he makes has the shot where he is on top of some peak alone with a helicopter circling him while filming. He also did this anti Christianity doc special they air on Christmas Eve. He's an asshole.

Posted by: waldo at July 28, 2013 11:58 AM (tXGg/)

167 Look at the pictures from the url I added in my last post. They are hilarious.

Posted by: CarolT at July 28, 2013 12:03 PM (z4WKX)

168 Twitchy:  Airplane Banner,  "Carlos Danger, Drink Avion Tequila,Don't Sext and Drive".

Posted by: T-dubyah-d at July 28, 2013 12:04 PM (u6lBN)

169 Goodbye Brian May. Shit. What next? Ya'll are going to tell me Jimmy Page dabbled in black magic.

Posted by: L, elle at July 28, 2013 12:07 PM (0PiQ4)

170 US singer-songwriter JJ Cale has died of heart attack at the age of 74. An announcement on his personal website said he had passed away at a hospital in La Jolla, California, on Friday. Born in Oklahoma, Cale helped create the Tulsa Sound, which combined blues, rockabilly, and country. He became famous in 1970, when Eric Clapton covered his song After Midnight.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 28, 2013 12:08 PM (bmHOj)

171 Shit. What next? Ya'll are going to tell me Jimmy Page dabbled in black magic.

Posted by: L, elle at July 28, 2013 04:07 PM (0PiQ4)


Dabbled?  Heh.  I had a good friend years ago (no longer, due to political differences) who was Led's road manager back in the 70s and was Page's roommate.  When I suggested we write a book, all he would say was "Page is an evil man." 

Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 12:11 PM (8lmkt)

172 The media is going to push for the first lesbian NY mayor the way they pushed for the first black president: with a determination like the noon day sun. The pressies will increase the pressure until Weenie folds.

Posted by: Mr Partridge at July 28, 2013 12:12 PM (4uuov)

173 Or did he say "put it away" ....

Axelrod on Weiner: 'It's Time for Him to Go Away'

http://tinyurl.com/q8anjlt

Posted by: kbdabear at July 28, 2013 12:12 PM (/9IC1)

174 "We have an amazing staff..."

***

you got any pictures to verify the amazingness of your staff.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 28, 2013 12:14 PM (SkyIE)

175 Typical liberal
He should have abstained in the first place.
Then he should have pulled out a lot earlier.
Now he will probably abort at the last minute.

Posted by: Big Ben at July 28, 2013 12:15 PM (I5Htn)

176 From the "NY Post" "The Bible Belt bad girl spilled her guts to “Inside Edition” last week, exposing Weiner’s love of phone sex and texting x-rated pictures of himself." First of all, I don't really think of Illinois (Is that where she's from?) as the Bible Belt and Sydney Leathers doesn't strike me the girl who went to the church young adult group and then chatted away to the politician. That comment was just gratuitous snark.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2013 12:16 PM (GTpeb)

177 "Weiner stands firm, refuses to pull out despite mounting pressure!"

Posted by: stevea28 at July 28, 2013 12:17 PM (EyWmu)

178 Is it just me, or does Anthony Weiner look like Arnold Horshack from Welcome Back, Kotter?

Posted by: Al at July 28, 2013 12:18 PM (8d0Hw)

179 Posted by: CarolT at July 28, 2013 03:53 PM (z4WKX)

Outstanding Cartoons!! 

Posted by: T-dubyah-d at July 28, 2013 12:18 PM (u6lBN)

180 OT, but I feel so sad about that bride and best man who died in the boating accident in the Hudson the other day.  Looks like they just found his body.  Those poor families . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 12:18 PM (8lmkt)

181 Teasing is the only thing that gets his blood flowing.

Posted by: Sydney Leathers at July 28, 2013 12:20 PM (Aif/5)

182 173 The media is going to push for the first lesbian NY mayor the way they pushed for the first black president: with a determination like the noon day sun. The pressies will increase the pressure until Weenie folds. Posted by: Mr Partridge at July 28, 2013 04:12 PM

The MSM is roasting Weiner instead of covering up for Weiner because a new leftist they like much better has come along

For reference, see how the MSM suddenly discovered that Hillary is a fantasist and nasty bitch one the More Favorable Leftist (Obama) came along

First "woman and openly gay" mayor of NYC whose a firm leftist vs Pervy Jewish Male?

If Weiner doesn't pack it in soon, the MSM will make him out to be worse than Zimmerman, which is worse than Palin, which is worse than Hitler

Posted by: kbdabear at July 28, 2013 12:20 PM (/9IC1)

183 WEINER VOWS TO STICK IT OUT h/t drudge Stick it; stick it good...

Posted by: waldo at July 28, 2013 12:20 PM (tXGg/)

184 Huma knew he had no character.  Why would a jew marry into muslim brotherhood?

Posted by: Big Ben at July 28, 2013 12:20 PM (I5Htn)

185 Peaches -- I forgot my sarc tag on my last one *putting tinfoil hat on* I think Jimmy made a deal with the devil. I'm hoping he finds Jesus in a deathbed conversion.

Posted by: L, elle at July 28, 2013 12:21 PM (0PiQ4)

186 Oh I stick it real good. Just as long as its not Huma. You don't want to know what Hilary did to that.

Posted by: Weiner's Weiner at July 28, 2013 12:22 PM (Aif/5)

187 I'm hoping he finds Jesus in a deathbed conversion.

Posted by: L, elle at July 28, 2013 04:21 PM (0PiQ4)


Why?  I don't think it's good for someone to live a life of utter perversion and then at the last second avoid hanging out with Teddy Kennedy for eternity.


And, yes, I knew your post was sarc.  Just weird that my friend still got together with the other members of the band, but Pagey was dead to him and, although he could have made a fortune with a tell-all, he wouldn't say ONE word about any of it.  Must have been pretty bad and my friend was no wilting lily himself.

Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 12:24 PM (8lmkt)

188 I amused at how many stories and comments around the web are on to Hillary's little Mini-Me. I think they've miscalculated Weiner's appeal and ability to rise from the ashes like Slick WIlly, and Hoooooooma isn't on course to follow her scissoring partner's path.

Posted by: zsasz at July 28, 2013 12:24 PM (MMC8r)

189 scissoring partner? 

Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 12:26 PM (8lmkt)

190 The President refuses to bend on spending curs, in essence refusing to recognize the legitimacy of a House majority now triumphant in two election cycles. The President and his supoorters will claim illegitimacy due to gerrymandering, while ignoring any idea of his own potential illegitimacy due to government suppression of Tea Party groups since 2010.

Posted by: T. at July 28, 2013 12:26 PM (Xf3GY)

191 Why would a jew marry into muslim brotherhood? Possibly because Weiner is a cultural Jew but whose real religion is leftism and whose god is his own ego?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2013 12:27 PM (GTpeb)

192 "Weiner deflated?"  Shouldn't it be "Weiner tumescent after campaign manager quits?"

Posted by: Jeff P at July 28, 2013 12:27 PM (+SXXg)

193 I still don't get why Ace didn't say the campaign manager pulled out . . .  this is probably why he's a swanky, highly paid blogger and I am not.


Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 12:29 PM (8lmkt)

194 NY Times says Anthony lives in a Clinton donor's house.  I wonder if that will change while he's in negotiations?

Posted by: ryukyu at July 28, 2013 12:29 PM (C6XFd)

195 MSM New Favorite Leftist Rule

A Democrat is to be shielded and cover given unless a New Favorite Leftist comes along. If so, then the MSM is to break out the SCOOPS on what a monster the Old Unfavored Leftist has always been

Posted by: kbdabear at July 28, 2013 12:29 PM (/9IC1)

196 And if Christine Quinn gets in well gets weeks and weeks of "Hooray; She's gay!!!!" and she'll try to push for penalties against churches in NYC that don't marrry gay people. She'll be worse than Bloomberg on the nanny statism.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2013 12:31 PM (GTpeb)

197 New thread

Posted by: ALH at July 28, 2013 12:31 PM (cG3vt)

198 Peaches -- I get where you're coming from, but I know that kind of mercy. I spent most of my life being the good thief that found salvation on the cross in desperation. Before that, I was the brother of the prodigal son saying WTF? Maybe I'm wrong, but I think that God is that merciful. Sorry for being so heavy. It's Sunday, and this is what I'm like on most Sundays.

Posted by: L, elle at July 28, 2013 12:31 PM (0PiQ4)

199 82 Huma really is coming out of this looking every bit as sleazy as her husband, isn't she. Posted by: eleven at July 28, 2013 03:11 PM

Huma should ask her girlfriend how the MSM New Favorite Leftist Rule works

Posted by: kbdabear at July 28, 2013 12:33 PM (/9IC1)

200 It will be a double celebration among leftists. First NYC Mayor who's a woman and who's gay!! Bleeeeeech!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2013 12:35 PM (GTpeb)

201 Maybe I'm wrong, but I think that God is that merciful.

Oh, I think so, too, L'elle.  But I am also very Old Testament.  I believe in an eye for an eye.  And I believe in accountability.

Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 12:37 PM (8lmkt)

202

A Democrat is to be shielded and cover given unless a New Favorite Leftist comes along. If so, then the MSM is to break out the SCOOPS on what a monster the Old Unfavored Leftist has always been

 

Also, The New  Favorite Leftist will find some way to be "historic" in an  anti-American sense by proposing new and heretofore ways to implement control over the rest of us,  that we neither need nor want.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 28, 2013 12:38 PM (0HooB)

203 173 The media is going to push for the first lesbian NY mayor the way they pushed for the first black president: with a determination like the noon day sun. The pressies will increase the pressure until Weenie folds.

Posted by: Mr Partridge at July 28, 2013 04:12 PM (4uuov)

****************

Rumor has it, Huma could stand by that too.

Posted by: gracepmc at July 28, 2013 12:40 PM (rznx3)

204
Worst insult one man can give another:


"You're proud of that?"[/i}

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 28, 2013 12:42 PM (8sCoq)

205 oh man- tag fail


self-denounce, parking lot, ceremonial dagger

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 28, 2013 12:43 PM (8sCoq)

206 L. Elle- As an interloper in your conversation with Peaches, :^) like that kind of heaviness (ie, seriousness) that talks about the amazing grace of God. Here's a powerful rendition of that hymn, by the way. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEpcjiT1L9g God bless.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2013 12:44 PM (GTpeb)

207 The jokes may write themselves but Ace delivers them with a droll wit.

Posted by: tobias danger at July 28, 2013 12:50 PM (QupBk)

208 #199  In the Catholic faith,  people who are bad and repent at the last minute go to Heaven.

However,  they have to spend a really,  really long time in Purgatory.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 28, 2013 12:53 PM (GoIUi)

209 Daily reminder: Weiner is kind of a dick.

Posted by: Yep at July 28, 2013 12:56 PM (6sqK6)

210 Apropos of nothing. Just some cute animal pictures. Talking about Anthony Weiner a lot just depresses me: http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=195834

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2013 12:59 PM (GTpeb)

211

Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?


A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!


Posted by: Dickey Morris at July 28, 2013 12:59 PM (pJF+c)

212 She'll be worse than Bloomberg on the nanny statism

Annise Parker hasn't done that shit in Houston, so there's hope that political-reality will intervene for Quinn in NYC.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 28, 2013 01:05 PM (d7tB2)

213 Hopefully Huma and her overbite will go bye bye but I doubt it.

Posted by: Tuna at July 28, 2013 01:11 PM (M/TDA)

214 New York cannot go Detroit fast enough.

Posted by: Dan Rather at July 28, 2013 01:12 PM (H0Q7m)

215 Matt Drudge hardest hit.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 28, 2013 01:24 PM (4VVEL)

216 Beautiful, inspiring story about Richie Parker-a man born without arms who for design work for Hendrick Motor sports-the company connected with NASCAR. Just a great family and a story about determination and love: http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=195983

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2013 01:28 PM (GTpeb)

217 Are there any dick jokes in here? Because the Middle Class.

Posted by: Steve0521 at July 28, 2013 01:34 PM (kyAWi)

218 New ace thread (non-gaming).

Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 01:37 PM (8lmkt)

219 If Weiner can't be mayor of NYC, he still has a good shot at being VP of the USA,   under a Hillary Clinton presidency. Think I'm joking?  I have boundless faith in the stupidity of the American voter.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 28, 2013 03:26 PM (lL1xY)

220 My beautiful Korean wife says she hops Weiner doesn't win the erection.

Posted by: MoeRon at July 28, 2013 04:02 PM (TFsVB)

221 Of course he has an amazing staff.  And if New Yorkers anoint him with mayonnaise I mean as mayor, he'll also be carrying the mayor's proverbial staff of power and privilege.  Sexy! Sexy! Sexy!

Posted by: Born Free at July 28, 2013 09:02 PM (gLZXf)

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