August 08, 2013

What About Your Gaffes?
— Pixy Misa

The AP took it upon themselves to cover for the dear leader.

What Obama said:

THE PRESIDENT: I don't know. As you know, for the last three years, I’ve said, let’s work together. Let’s find a financing mechanism and let’s go ahead and fix our bridges, fix our roads, sewer systems, our ports. The Panama is being widened so that these big supertankers can come in. Now, that will be finished in 2015. If we don't deepen our ports all along the Gulf — places like Charleston, South Carolina, or Savannah, Georgia, or Jacksonville, Florida — if we don't do that, those ships are going to go someplace else. And we’ll lose jobs. Businesses won’t locate here.

What AP reported:

"If we don't deepen our ports all along the Gulf — (and in) places like Charleston, S.C., or Savannah, Ga., or Jacksonville, Fla. — if we don't do that, these ships are going to go someplace else and we'll lose jobs," Obama said.

Does anyone think the AP would have afforded the Republicans the same courtesy?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 07:13 AM | Comments (350)
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1 AP? No. In fact, they would have pointed out and mocked the gaffe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 08, 2013 07:15 AM (aDwsi)

2 heh. Fell into first place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 08, 2013 07:15 AM (aDwsi)

3 They insist on beclowning themselves.  No matter.  They will get away with it, as always.  Carry on, peasants. 

Posted by: shillelagh at August 08, 2013 07:15 AM (hRzu2)

4 'Where in the World is Affirmative Action Jackson?'

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2013 07:15 AM (J56hj)

5 No but they will excuse him. This is as he states celebrating the end of Ramadan is a part of America's fabric. What a joke.

Posted by: UncleZeb at August 08, 2013 07:16 AM (Nvirt)

6 "If we don't deepen our ports all along the Gulf — (and in) places like Charleston, S.C., or Savannah, Ga., or Jacksonville, Fla. — if we don't do that, these ships are going to go someplace else and we'll lose jobs," Obama said.



Yep.  The Savannah Morning News had this on their front page.  Un-fucking-believable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 07:17 AM (lVPtV)

7 I wonder when the Democrats are just going to wise up and run a ventriloquist's dummy?  It would be much easier.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - owner of the Outrage Outlet by the 4-way stop at August 08, 2013 07:17 AM (hLRSq)

8 Will you stop using my initials in this mess?  I am innocent.  Unlike the Associates with Paleostinians of which you report.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2013 07:17 AM (CzPap)

9

The AP would have suggested a Republican look at a map of the U.S.

And they wonder why they are going down the shithole.

Posted by: maddogg at August 08, 2013 07:17 AM (OlN4e)

10 I'm an importer / exporter.

Posted by: Art Van DeLay at August 08, 2013 07:18 AM (J56hj)

11 Russ Bynum of the AP:  another TFG water carrier.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 07:18 AM (lVPtV)

12 Trying to take credit for deepening the port of Charleston.  That has already started and being done by SC, not his royal assholiness.

Posted by: Vic at August 08, 2013 07:18 AM (lZvxr)

13 Not only would they not afford a Republican the same courtesy, they make up stuff to make Republicans look bad.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at August 08, 2013 07:18 AM (31Nrp)

14 This one was easy to notice.  They are altering *everything* to suit their desired fiction.

Posted by: grognard at August 08, 2013 07:19 AM (/29Nl)

15 If we actually had a functioning press in this country, this fucking loser would never have made it nearly as far as he did. If the tree of liberty gets watered anytime soon, a lot of the current generation of presstitutes may need to be involved.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 08, 2013 07:19 AM (/Crba)

16
More deep ports is code for men wanting babies.  And talcum powder.

Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at August 08, 2013 07:19 AM (qM18f)

17 Mock them at every opportunity. Their reputation is their only real asset.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 08, 2013 07:20 AM (l3vZN)

18 The AP would say something about Palin's daughter instead.

Posted by: Roy at August 08, 2013 07:20 AM (VndSC)

19 Well of course they wouldn't do this for Republicans. We are the enemy. Whatever we say or do is not just suspect but evil. Look at the vapors the lefties are having after Prieubus announced that Republicans won't debate on CNN or NBC if they don't pull their Hillary puff pieces. They really seem baffled that Republicans would have a problem with their bias.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2013 07:20 AM (g1DWB)

20 Perhaps they took it from the text of the speech(which Obama fucked up).In any vase the guy is Ron Burgundy,he'll read anything off the prompter and doesn't actually bother to know antything.Except the next tee time,the next vacation,the next fundraiser with the stars etc.

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2013 07:20 AM (9XBK2)

21 Between obama, the liberals, and the MSM they hardly have one brain anyway

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2013 07:20 AM (9Xc5j)

22 So does Sandra Fluke have a deep port?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2013 07:20 AM (CzPap)

23 This one was easy to notice. They are altering *everything* to suit their desired fiction.
Posted by: grognard
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That is our job.

Posted by: Ministry of Truth at August 08, 2013 07:20 AM (aDwsi)

24 What's funny here in Savannah is that all the libs are against deepening the harbor and channel because Gaia.

TFG just broke their widdle hearts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 07:20 AM (lVPtV)

25 BARF.

Wish I hadn't just eaten.

Posted by: PJ at August 08, 2013 07:20 AM (ZWaLo)

26 In addition to the geography fail, since all these places need deeper ports, maybe Barry shouldn't have stopped the rise of the oceans with a wave of the magical teleprompter.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 08, 2013 07:20 AM (uYaYO)

27 I think he had 4 distinct gaffes in that interview.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 08, 2013 07:20 AM (T0NGe)

28

As a Charleston native, I find it amazing that after all these years, we didn't live on the Atlantic.

This is par for the course.  We need to just acknowledge that the media IS a propaganda arm of this Communist administration, and thus, we should quit giving these people more exposure.  Read Drudge, read this site, read other places for news.  F--k these people.

Posted by: ICBMMan at August 08, 2013 07:21 AM (rddyG)

29 well my man rick perry forgot he was in LA the other day......he's going to get pummeled over it.....just wait....even from some people here....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at August 08, 2013 07:21 AM (8JJ6O)

30 Ants--with millions of years to fine-tune their responses--have nothing on the modern leftists when it comes to speed in protecting their leader.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 08, 2013 07:21 AM (VjL9S)

31 The AP journalist [spit] is just practicing for his new role as a reporter for Pravda West, coming in Bambi's third term.

Posted by: joncelli at August 08, 2013 07:21 AM (RD7QR)

32 In any vase the guy is Ron Burgundy,he'll read anything off the prompter and doesn't actually bother to know antything. --- The difference between Obama and Ron Burgundy is that I think Obama would say "Fuck you, America!" and mean it.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 08, 2013 07:21 AM (/Crba)

33 We're getting some nice rain off the Gulf today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 07:21 AM (lVPtV)

34
We have always been at war with Gulfportia and Peruvia.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 08, 2013 07:21 AM (qM18f)

35 Go ahead and try to deepen and widen a channel....I double dog dare you.

Posted by: The Environmentalist Friends of the Wetlands, of Whom Barack is Beholden at August 08, 2013 07:22 AM (l3vZN)

36 No.
Here's why. Lemme 'splain you:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ky6vmow
(h/t J. Lord at American Spectator)

Posted by: Cretin in the Palouse, nonetheless high-grade moron material at August 08, 2013 07:22 AM (MvysV)

37 19 Mock them at every opportunity. Their reputation is their only real asset. I think Priebus really opened a gaping wound with his shot at NBC and CNN. Not only do they need those debates for ratings, they don't like being forced to talk about media bias. Especially when they can't defend their actions.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 08, 2013 07:22 AM (T0NGe)

38 Gaia is a fickle B****

Posted by: BarakaTarkata at August 08, 2013 07:22 AM (si4cu)

39 27 TFG just broke their widdle hearts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 11:20 AM (lVPtV)



If Savannah doesn't all the buisness will come to Charleston.

Posted by: Vic at August 08, 2013 07:22 AM (lZvxr)

40 The Gulf of Atlantis.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 08, 2013 07:23 AM (uYaYO)

41 But...but... that reporter just put what he/she knew the SCOAMF *meant* to say in the first place.  The meaning is the same, the addition of the words just makes it clearer to the reader.

Or something.


Posted by: grognard at August 08, 2013 07:23 AM (/29Nl)

42 Where the fuck have they been hiding Joe Biden. I haven't heard him say anything stupid in a while, that means he hasn't said anything in a while.

Posted by: maddogg at August 08, 2013 07:23 AM (OlN4e)

43 I knew I made a good decision joining the LIB party...this would have pissed the hell out of me previously.

LET IT BURN!

Posted by: H Badger at August 08, 2013 07:23 AM (n/0Nw)

44
If Savannah doesn't all the buisness will come to Charleston.

Posted by: Vic at August 08, 2013 11:22 AM (lZvxr)




It's going to get deepened.  We've already had two (I believe) Super Panamax cranes delivered to the Port.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 07:23 AM (lVPtV)

45 #WhatObamaSaid/#WhatAPReported ought to be a "thing," you know? Like, one of those "things" Ace does on the "Twitter"? You know? Where its funny; it's a "funny thing"?

Posted by: TenthJustice at August 08, 2013 07:24 AM (qB8lN)

46

What's the problem?  It's not like Obama has any clue what words are coming out of his mouth.  Somebody put it on the teleprompter, he read it.  End of story. 

 

Oh... you're suggesting the news people are trying to hide the fact that Obama doesn't know doodly-squat about the stuff that comes out of his mouth?

 

Well, if people are stupid enough to believe he does, then you aren't going to be able to explain to them why this "gaffe" should matter. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2013 07:24 AM (TOk1P)

47 45 I think he's on vacation.

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2013 07:24 AM (9XBK2)

48 Not only would they not afford a Republican the same courtesy, they make up stuff to make Republicans look bad. And then when maintaining their made up news becomes untenable, they’ll report that the Republican is “walking back” the made-up statement.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 08, 2013 07:24 AM (QF8uk)

49
The Panama is being widened so that these big supertankers can come in.











I'm just a moron, but isn't PANAMA widening the Panama Canal? So he's taking credit for the infrastructure work in other nations, even though we aren't involved.

Also, is The Panama anywhere near The Iraq?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2013 07:24 AM (TIIx5)

50 45 Where the fuck have they been hiding Joe Biden. I haven't heard him say anything stupid in a while, that means he hasn't said anything in a while. --- Chances are that they stuck him in a fallout shelter somewhere and said "stay here until we come get you".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 08, 2013 07:24 AM (/Crba)

51 Let's give the President a list of all 57 states and ask him which have coastline along the Gulf of Mexico.

Posted by: edj[/i] at August 08, 2013 07:24 AM (klzyR)

52 what college and high school friends did the scoamf play basketball and golf with?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at August 08, 2013 07:25 AM (8JJ6O)

53 Mr. President, what about your gaaaafffes?

Says no reporter ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 07:25 AM (lVPtV)

54 I'm just a moron, but isn't PANAMA widening the Panama Canal? So he's taking credit for the infrastructure work in other nations, even though we aren't involved. Also, is The Panama anywhere near The Iraq? --- It would be an American infrastructure project if Jimmy The Dhimmi hadn't given the damn thing to them, which was promptly leased to the Chinese.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 08, 2013 07:25 AM (/Crba)

55 Wow - I thought they'd at least have the tact to add "[if we don't deepen our ports all along the Gulf [Stream] — places like Charleston, South Carolina, or Savannah" or some other explicable "in context" dodge.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at August 08, 2013 07:25 AM (nnkXw)

56

Because of the obviousness of those gaffes  I think they overlooked the less obvious spin about 'losing jobs because those ships will go someplace else'.

 

Exactly where is this  someplace  else?  All of these ships are destined for the United States.  If they don't go to those ports they will go to other ports in the US.  

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2013 07:25 AM (m2CN7)

57 This is a combination of the historical contempt that Dems have for Blacks (shiftless and ignorant, and we have to take care of them), and the hero-worship of their first candidate who isn't embarrassed by the Democrat platform of redistribution and class warfare.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2013 07:25 AM (gqgiP)

58 Ford's lengthy response concluded with a statement that "there is no Soviet domination of eastern Europe, and there never will be under a Ford administration." In the following days, he and his staff said that the president simply meant that the United States would never recognize Soviet control of eastern Europe. But many voters came away questioning Ford's understanding of world affairs. But obama? Nah he's a freaken genius right, so we have to assume he meant what he didn't say?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2013 07:25 AM (9Xc5j)

59 He's a stupid bastard and they are a pack of knob gobblers.

Posted by: real joe at August 08, 2013 07:26 AM (5wsCu)

60 The media? The media is about obfuscating for Republicans, not clarifying. Otherwise their coverage of Rush Limbaugh would have made it clear that 'slut' was something Sandra Fluke was calling herself under the condition of her claims. But the 'War on Women' was a planted, cultivated meme, and the media knows that they're only field hands on the Democrat plantation.

Posted by: zsasz at August 08, 2013 07:26 AM (MMC8r)

61 52 Exactly what they did to Senator McCarthy(I've been reading Blacklisted by History).

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2013 07:26 AM (9XBK2)

62 Yes, Virginia, there really is media bias.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 08, 2013 07:26 AM (Hx5uv)

63 Had Dubya said this, not only would it be comedy fodder for WEEKS, it would CONTINUE being comedy fodder for years and years   afterward.   And if you don't believe me, ask Dan Quayle.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 07:26 AM (4df7R)

64 Isn't "deepening their ports" code for rape?

Posted by: maddogg at August 08, 2013 07:27 AM (OlN4e)

65 As you know, for the last three years, IÂ’ve said, letÂ’s work together.

Does this dipshit not even remember how long he's been in office?

Cocaine is a terrible drug.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 08, 2013 07:27 AM (uYaYO)

66 Palin is still held responsible for "gaffes" attributed to her that were really part of SNL skits or rumors (e.g. dinosaurs roamed the earth 10,000 years ago).

The Left made an industry out of Bush's gaffes/malapropisms. When I lived in a high-rise one of my chucklhead neighbors used to post a page from his "Bushisms-a-Day" calendar on the bulletin board by the PO boxes. Hated that crap.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2013 07:27 AM (CzGy/)

67 Yeah obama is quite the gaffe machine, but what really made me mad about that leno show was obama yet again dragging Zimmerman through the mud but basically saying St. Trayvon was some poor innocent kid who was profiled, followed and killed for doing nothing but being black...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at August 08, 2013 07:27 AM (9+ccr)

68 Star-struck lovers always cover for their airhead partners.

Posted by: Fritz at August 08, 2013 07:27 AM (UzPAd)

69 30 I think he had 4 distinct gaffes in that interview. Posted by: AmishDude at August 08, 2013 11:20 AM (T0NGe) Fucking dunce.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2013 07:27 AM (KXm42)

70 But many voters came away questioning Ford's understanding of world affairs. And that one moment...ONE...gave us Jimmah. Ugh.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 08, 2013 07:27 AM (659DL)

71 Also,  the present technology to off load the Super Tankers is to build a pipeline from a platform built further out from the ports. 

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2013 07:27 AM (m2CN7)

72 Isn't "deepening their ports" code for rape?

 

Posted by: maddogg at August 08, 2013 11:27 AM (OlN4e)

 

Ask Ashley Judd.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 07:28 AM (4df7R)

73 70 Isn't "deepening their ports" code for rape? --- Depending on who you ask, everything is code for "rape" but the word "rape", which apparently means "make sweet love to".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 08, 2013 07:28 AM (/Crba)

74 #WhatObamaSaid: "Fuck the Tea Party! Exterminate the brutes!"

#WhatAPReported: Cerebrally quoting Joseph Conrad, President Obama voiced his disapproval of the Tea Party.

Posted by: TenthJustice at August 08, 2013 07:28 AM (qB8lN)

75 Gulf Schmulf!

Posted by: ParisParamus at August 08, 2013 07:28 AM (oYXGc)

76 Isn't "deepening their ports" code for rape? If Bush called for it, they'd be calling it 'environmental rape,' that's for sure.

Posted by: zsasz at August 08, 2013 07:28 AM (MMC8r)

77 71 Well,coke often causes heart attacks,so there's that.

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2013 07:28 AM (9XBK2)

78

Texas has four ports that can handle the new Panamax freighters.

 

We're good to go.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at August 08, 2013 07:28 AM (OQpzc)

79 They listened to the teleprompter, as it is a   reliable source.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 08, 2013 07:28 AM (FZnrK)

80 71 As you know, for the last three years, I�ve said, let�s work together. Does this dipshit not even remember how long he's been in office? Cocaine is a terrible drug. --- It actually makes sense if you think about it... He didn't want to work together when the Dims had full control of the House and Senate, just when the Republicans took control of the House.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 08, 2013 07:29 AM (/Crba)

81 Yeah, well, these are the people who think that the pervy mayor of San Diego sexually harassing military women who've been raped is no big deal, as long as he's gung ho pro abortion.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 08, 2013 07:29 AM (F0GKk)

82 Modern media are a cockroach infestation. They scurry when you turn the lights on, but they are just sitting there waiting for you to turn them back off again.

God forbid it ever come to this, but Asymmetrical Warfare = The Orkin Man

Posted by: grognard at August 08, 2013 07:29 AM (/29Nl)

83 If Savannah doesn't all the buisness will come to Charleston. Gee, you think people would have figured something like this out. They'd call it compet...something...

Posted by: AmishDude at August 08, 2013 07:29 AM (T0NGe)

84 "If we don't deepen our ports all along the Gulf

***

Why, is Mooch planning on going yatching?

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 08, 2013 07:29 AM (Hx5uv)

85 WASHINGTON — Same-sex spouses of military members could get health care, housing and other benefits by the end of August under a proposal being considered by the Pentagon. But earlier plans to provide benefits to gay partners who are not married may be reversed. A draft Defense Department memo obtained Wednesday by The Associated Press says the department instead may provide up to 10 days of leave to military personnel in same-sex relationships so they can travel to states where they can marry legally. ??? 10 days leave just for gays? So Heterosexuals are out of luck? Yeah sounds fair to me??????

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2013 07:29 AM (9Xc5j)

86 If Panama was widened, the Canal would have to be lengthened and widened...

Posted by: ParisParamus at August 08, 2013 07:29 AM (oYXGc)

87 Not only would they not afford a Republican the same courtesy, they make up stuff to make Republicans look bad.

***

I can see Russia from my house.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 08, 2013 07:29 AM (Hx5uv)

88

"If we don't deepen our ports all along the Gulf  (and in) places like Charleston, S.C., or Savannah, Ga., or Jacksonville, Fla. — if we don't do that, these ships are going to go someplace else and we'll lose jobs," Obama said.

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jeez you AP-tards. This'd look a look less OBVIOUS.

"If we don't deepen our ports all along the Gulf [stream] places like Charleston, S.C., or Savannah, Ga., or Jacksonville, Fla. — if we don't do that, these ships are going to go someplace else and we'll lose jobs," Obama said.

Posted by: Zombie UPI at August 08, 2013 07:30 AM (SO2Q8)

89 Also: supertankers good, pipelines bad?

There's a coherent policy.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 08, 2013 07:30 AM (uYaYO)

90 The other trick is to leave in the "uh's" and "um's" in transcripts for politicians like Palin, but never include them for Dems. Obma off-prompter says "uh" more than all other words combined (see Leno show).

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2013 07:30 AM (CzGy/)

91 Also, is The Panama anywhere near The Iraq? Peruvia.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 08, 2013 07:30 AM (T0NGe)

92 These are the people who are oblivious to Biden's idiotic behavior.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 08, 2013 07:30 AM (F0GKk)

93 Looks like Zero would hold Texas up as a good example. Heh. Sorry, I just laughed at my own joke.

Posted by: maddogg at August 08, 2013 07:30 AM (OlN4e)

94 88 Modern media are a cockroach infestation. They scurry when you turn the lights on, but they are just sitting there waiting for you to turn them back off again. God forbid it ever come to this, but Asymmetrical Warfare = The Orkin Man --- The easiest way to take them out would probably be to attend some heavily pushed lefty rally which has about 10 actual protesters and about 1000 reporters and cameramen surrounding them.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 08, 2013 07:30 AM (/Crba)

95 91 Well,the good thing is they will be forced to marry to get the benefits.Hilarity will ensue.

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2013 07:30 AM (9XBK2)

96 The Left made an industry out of Bush's gaffes/malapropisms. When I lived in a high-rise one of my chucklhead neighbors used to post a page from his "Bushisms-a-Day" calendar on the bulletin board by the PO boxes. Hated that crap.

They do it to every GOP president.

I have a book called "Bushisms" about GHWB.  They just recycle the same stuff.

Posted by: grognard at August 08, 2013 07:31 AM (/29Nl)

97 Texas has four ports that can handle the new Panamax freighters. We're good to go. But we're in the Gulf Coast. He was specifically talking about the other gulf coast.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2013 07:31 AM (KXm42)

98 Yeah, well, these are the people who think that the pervy mayor of San Diego sexually harassing military women who've been raped is no big deal, as long as he's gung ho pro abortion.

***

He's bro-choice and he's choosing fun, fun, fun.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 08, 2013 07:31 AM (Hx5uv)

99 101 91 Well,the good thing is they will be forced to marry to get the benefits.Hilarity will ensue. --- A reminder- When gay marriage was codified in Canada, the first couple to get married broke up almost immediately. They were stuck together for quite a while afterward because gay divorce was NOT codified at the same time.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 08, 2013 07:32 AM (/Crba)

100
Isn't "deepening their ports" code for rape?

Posted by: maddogg at August 08, 2013 11:27 AM (OlN4e)







No, it's a racist dog whistle.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2013 07:32 AM (TIIx5)

101 How do you insert parentheses while making a speech?  Did the AP explicitly state that its editors had  altered the transcription of the president's speech?  Because adding words to a POTUS speech without notification to the readers is bad form, with parentheses or not.

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2013 07:32 AM (HjPtV)

102 Republican makes a gaffe:publicize,repeat,question his/her intelligence ad infinitum Democrat makes gaffe:ignore it,correct the text

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2013 07:33 AM (9XBK2)

103 Here's a vision of the future. Remember, this could be dug by hand, and accommodate any "Chinese supertanker" TFG wants to invite in. With enough hands. We are all on the Gulf now.

Remember, you heard it from me first.

 http://tinyurl.com/2kgkrh


Posted by: comatus at August 08, 2013 07:33 AM (JNUY4)

104 Listing of the top 10 busiest ports in the U. S.  Savannah is #4, right after New York.


http://tinyurl.com/ks3jk68

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 07:33 AM (lVPtV)

105 Look, the AP is little better than a criminal enterprise under RICO statutes.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at August 08, 2013 07:34 AM (kXoT0)

106

 The Panama is being widened so that these big supertankers can come in.

---

If those tankers were really super, they'd be able to fly over Panama, just like Aquaman.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 08, 2013 07:34 AM (SO2Q8)

107 What a loathsome little man is our president, even worse are those who enshrine him.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 08, 2013 07:34 AM (P7hip)

108 >>What college and high school friends did the scoamf play basketball and golf with?

Greg Orme; Marty Nesbit; Hasan Chandoo; Bobby Titcomb; Mike Ramos; Wahid Hamid; Eric Whitaker;

Think that's it. This includes his two Pok-ee-stani roomies from Occidental.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2013 07:34 AM (CzGy/)

109 111 Listing of the top 10 busiest ports in the U. S. Savannah is #4, right after New York. http://tinyurl.com/ks3jk68 --- Apparently three of those are now in the Gulf. Four if Obama decides that Virginia is as well.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 08, 2013 07:34 AM (/Crba)

110 I think the Chicago Manual of Style requires them to put "FIFY" at the end

Posted by: McCool at August 08, 2013 07:35 AM (nCSwS)

111 Hey, isn't an ocean just a really big gulf?

Posted by: ParisParamus at August 08, 2013 07:35 AM (oYXGc)

112 Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2013 11:29 AM (9Xc5j)

What about bisexuals?

Maybe they should change the rules so that a bisexual can be married to two people...one man and one woman.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2013 07:35 AM (gqgiP)

113

"...if we don't do that, those ships are going to go someplace else."

-

We look forward to accomodating all of these ships in our port. 

We won't have to actually pay for the goods, though, right?

Posted by: Peruvian Cargo Cult at August 08, 2013 07:35 AM (FZnrK)

114 AP = anus polishers

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2013 07:35 AM (fNpC1)

115 Breathe deep, my friends.  We're witnessing the birth of an everlasting legacy.

Posted by: Fritz at August 08, 2013 07:36 AM (UzPAd)

116 119 Oh,that and much more is coming.Slippery slope arguments are silly though.

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2013 07:36 AM (9XBK2)

117 LEAVE OUR PRESCIOUSSSSSSSSS ALONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!

Posted by: AP at August 08, 2013 07:36 AM (EuscL)

118 won't we have lots of deep waters ports in a few years because of climate change? Didn't a certain genius tell us so a few weeks ago?

"Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D., Fla.), who represents the Miami area, warned that unless climate change is addressed “in a few short years,” rising sea levels will force her to represent areas more than two hundred miles away."

(from NRO 'the Corner' 6/28/13)

Posted by: Mallfly at August 08, 2013 07:36 AM (bJm7W)

119 Breathe deep, my friends. We're witnessing the birth of an everlasting legacy.

Posted by: Fritz at August 08, 2013 11:36 AM (UzPAd)

-

Actually, I think we are witnessing the beginning of a very long-running joke.

On the press.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 08, 2013 07:36 AM (FZnrK)

120 The Gulf has acted stupidly.

Posted by: B.O.[/i] at August 08, 2013 07:36 AM (klzyR)

121 Hey, AP.

FUCK.

YOU.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 08, 2013 07:37 AM (wtvvX)

122 90  ??? 10 days leave just for gays? So Heterosexuals are out of luck? Yeah sounds fair to me??????

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2013 11:29 AM (9Xc5j)



Of course its fair, the heteros get to take their duty for those 10 days.

Posted by: Vic at August 08, 2013 07:37 AM (lZvxr)

123 116 111 Listing of the top 10 busiest ports in the U. S. Savannah is #4, right after New York.


http://tinyurl.com/ks3jk68

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Apparently three of those are now in the Gulf. Four if Obama decides that Virginia is as well.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 08, 2013 11:34 AM (/Crba)


--That article should have specified that "busiest" referred to containers.  Norfolk is much busier in tonnage because of all that coal going through it.

Posted by: logprof at August 08, 2013 07:37 AM (3VBXw)

124 Palin is still held responsible for "gaffes" attributed to her that were really part of SNL skits or rumors (e.g. dinosaurs roamed the earth 10,000 years ago).
-----
A perfect example of this: Just this past month, PPP did a poll of Alaska. I can't remember if it was here at the HQ where I read they included George Zimmerman in the list of potential 2016 candidates in an effort to be able to say "Hurr durr, Republicans want Zimmerman to be President!" Obviously, almost no one took the bait; only 2% picked Zimmerman which was less than the margin of error.

But what wasn't widely reported was that one of the questions they asked was whether or not Alaskans could see Russia from their house. What possible public policy good is there in asking respondents about whether or not a fake Sarah Palin quote is applicable in their lives? (For the record, about 14% of Alaskans say they can see Russia from their house. So what Palin actually said was perfectly correct).

Posted by: TenthJustice at August 08, 2013 07:37 AM (qB8lN)

125 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 11:33 AM (lVPtV)

The busy port is in NJ. New York has very little shipping.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2013 07:37 AM (gqgiP)

126 The AP gaffe cleansers were too ignorant of anything other than the proper wine to serve at dinner parties to catch his other huge gaffe

It isn't SUPERTANKERS that will be going through the canal, it's Container Ships which are presently too wide to pass through the canal

The only port on the Gulf which isn't already enlarged or planning to enlarge to handle the ships is Tampa, and they want to wait to see if enough freight traffic comes through the canal to justify the cost


Posted by: kbdabear at August 08, 2013 07:38 AM (/9IC1)

127 So, President Shitweasel fails geography again.

Gee, maybe he'd know more about the United States if he had actually, ya know, been born here.

Fuckwit.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 08, 2013 07:38 AM (wtvvX)

128 "Read Drudge, read this site, read other places for news. F--k these people." I've said this before. I'm a news junkie. I used to flip through all of the network news shows and 24 hour news networks. No more. I refuse to risk being counted as part of their viewership. I don't even know who the major news anchors are anymore.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 08, 2013 07:38 AM (F0GKk)

129 How about this? :

If we don't deepen our ports all along the Gulf — places like Charleston, South Carolina, or Savannah, Georgia, or Jacksonville, Florida  build the Ketstone pipeline — if we don't do that, those ships are  that oil is going to go someplace else.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 08, 2013 07:38 AM (aDwsi)

130
What about Bush
What about Bush
Cheney
Cheney
Cheney
Haliburton

Posted by: APE at August 08, 2013 07:38 AM (MkZzi)

131 122 Breathe deep, my friends. We're witnessing the birth of an everlasting legacy.

Posted by: Fritz at August 08, 2013 11:36 AM (UzPAd)


Or really bad flatulence. Hard to tell right now.

Posted by: joncelli at August 08, 2013 07:38 AM (RD7QR)

132 Each day, when I think I could never hate the msm & tfg any more than I already do, I am amazed at the never-ending supply of loathing I can always muster.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 08, 2013 07:38 AM (hjB0y)

133

Don't worry, as we speak, top men are currently creating a Gulf of Georgia on all the maps. Think how many jobs that will create.

Barry was just being visionary again.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 08, 2013 07:39 AM (SO2Q8)

134 Yeah obama is quite the gaffe machine, but what really made me mad about that leno show was obama yet again dragging Zimmerman through the mud but basically saying St. Trayvon was some poor innocent kid who was profiled, followed and killed for doing nothing but being black...

***

Mark Steyn on NRO notes how absolutely pathetic journalism is using a story on Trayvon in the Cleveland Plain Dealer as an example.

http://tinyurl.com/ml8cjvn

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 08, 2013 07:39 AM (Hx5uv)

135 and why do we need to worry about supertankers? Aren't we supposed to be trading in our cars for bicycles and wind powered buses? And what about the pipeline that every day will carry seven hundred thousand gallons of rocks?

Posted by: Mallfly at August 08, 2013 07:39 AM (bJm7W)

136

119 Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2013 11:29 AM (9Xc5j)


What about bisexuals?


Maybe they should change the rules so that a bisexual can be married to two people...one man and one woman.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Yeahhhh!!!!! We're next!!!!

Posted by: Polyamory at August 08, 2013 07:40 AM (EuscL)

137 AP would have run a graphic of a cross-eyed chimp holding a globe and scratching his head if Bush had said that.

Posted by: Dang at August 08, 2013 07:40 AM (Hx2XA)

138 So is Ace cooling off, or is he on Twatter right now?

Posted by: logprof at August 08, 2013 07:41 AM (3VBXw)

139 If we can widen the Panama Canal, maybe we could also widen the Rio Grande. With Mexican labor of course.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 08, 2013 07:41 AM (SO2Q8)

140 116 Apparently three of those are now in the Gulf. Four if Obama decides that Virginia is as well. Charleston, Savannah, and Jacksonville now listed as being in "Gulf."

Posted by: Liberal Wikipedia Editor, but I repeat myself[/i] at August 08, 2013 07:41 AM (klzyR)

141 Chances are that they stuck him in a fallout shelter somewhere and said "stay here until we come get you". Now Joey. We're going to play a new game. It's called "Hide & Seek". Stay here until we come find you.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2013 07:41 AM (qc7at)

142
>>What college and high school friends did the scoamf play basketball and golf with?







I always laugh when I think of SCOAMF's snooty private Hawaiian prep school complaining that they managed to draft the only black guy in the US who can't play hoops worth a shit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2013 07:41 AM (TIIx5)

143 10 days of free Leave to go get gay-married? These people never, ever stop. And their goals have nothing at all to do with equality, despite their pathetic whining to that effect.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2013 07:41 AM (ZshNr)

144 I remember when they used to edit Uncle Joe's remarks, back in the days when my face wasn't edited out of pictures.

Posted by: Lavrentia Beria at August 08, 2013 07:41 AM (FZnrK)

145 Yeahhhh!!!!! We're next!!!! Posted by: Polyamory

I thought we were next in line!?

Posted by: SIckos who have sex with farm animals at August 08, 2013 07:41 AM (Hx2XA)

146 AP would have run a graphic of a cross-eyed chimp holding a globe and scratching his head if Bush had said that.

And yet that description fits Bumbles to a "T".

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 08, 2013 07:42 AM (wtvvX)

147 TFG is still trying to figure out what all 57 states are.  He probably believes Indonesia is one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 07:42 AM (lVPtV)

148 These are not the ports we are looking for.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 08, 2013 07:42 AM (Hx5uv)

149 And yet these people are the same ones the walking spermstains in the GOP are afraid to offend.  Shit like this just convinces me the party is dead.  Until I see somebody come right out and cold-cock a presstitute (verbally or literally), I'm voting for anybody but the Republican.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 08, 2013 07:43 AM (zF6Iw)

150 88 Modern media are a cockroach infestation. They scurry when you turn the lights on, but they are just sitting there waiting for you to turn them back off again. God forbid it ever come to this, but Asymmetrical Warfare = The Orkin Man Noooo! Not the Orkin man!!! Nooooooo!!!

Posted by: Rep Henry Waxman at August 08, 2013 07:43 AM (JRU+g)

151 Obama as usual is talking out of both sides of his mouth here. While he publicly advocates spending federal cash to widen the ports, his czars in the EPA, NLRB, and FTC are making sure that every possible roadblock is thrown at those ports that aren't named Los Angeles-Long Beach and Oakland

The unions at the California docks won't be able to extract huge contracts if the shippers can go elsewhere, the shipping companies can also tell the California Air Resources Board to pound sand with their overbearing emissions regulations

Not to mention that TFG's BFF Warren Buffett might lose the railway freight traffic from the West Coast to the Heartland

Posted by: kbdabear at August 08, 2013 07:43 AM (/9IC1)

152 I want SCOAMF to come to the Georgia coast and check it for tar balls.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 07:44 AM (lVPtV)

153

This is not Obama's first georgraphy gaffe.  During the primaries with Hillary he responded to a question whether he would prevail in  the Kentucky primary.   He responded that Clinton would likely win as she was more well known since her home state of Arkansas was closer to Kentucky than was his home state of Illinois. 

 

Needless to say,  Illinois has a border with Kentucky whereas Arkansas  does not.   

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2013 07:44 AM (m2CN7)

154 I resent this post. The AP us well respected in all 57 states, and you should know that.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 08, 2013 07:44 AM (z7jvd)

155

Yeahhhh!!!!! We're next!!!!


Posted by: Polyamory

 

I thought we were next in line!?

 

Posted by: SIckos who have sex with farm animals at August 08, 2013 11:41 AM (Hx2XA)

 

Nope.  I'M next!

Posted by: Hairy Reid, Lifetime Member, NAMBLA at August 08, 2013 07:44 AM (zF6Iw)

156 But earlier plans to provide benefits to gay partners who are not married may be reversed. And thus begins when the dipshits realize what exactly they've done. Just wait until the next draft starts.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 08, 2013 07:44 AM (T0NGe)

157 Biden has been on vacation for at least the last week. He's hanging out with the middle class in the Hamptons. Biden goes to the Hamptons. Obama goes to Hawaii and Martha's Vineyard while his wench and spawn go skiing in Colorado and summering in Spain while Bush goes to his ranch and cuts brush. AP: Bush out of touch with middle class while Democrats feel their pain. Ministry of Truth.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2013 07:45 AM (g1DWB)

158 So, President Shitweasel fails geography again. Gee, maybe he'd know more about the United States if he had actually, ya know, been born here. Or went to school here at the very least.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2013 07:45 AM (qc7at)

159 Look here, you idiots! *holds up globe with "Gulf of the Atlantic Ocean" scrawled in crayon along the east coast of the US*

Posted by: University Professor at August 08, 2013 07:45 AM (Hx2XA)

160

You'll see. Once the oceans rise they WILL BE gulf ports. Any day now...

 

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHA

Posted by: Algore at August 08, 2013 07:45 AM (SO2Q8)

161 Does anyone think the AP would have afforded the Republicans the same courtesy?
this is a rhetorical question.  right?

Posted by: caustic at August 08, 2013 07:45 AM (/b8+5)

162 114 What a loathsome little man is our president, even worse are those who enshrine him. Posted by: BeckoningChasm Yep. I think of him as "mean." In the modern sense as in "nasty." In the archaic sense as "common or small." ...and he "won" twice. Which tells you how mean the average voter has become. Parasites now outvote producers. God help us.

Posted by: backhoe at August 08, 2013 07:45 AM (ULH4o)

163 Preznit Bluff BirfCert knows next to nothing about the subjects about which he pontificates
Remember when he was asked to name his favorite White Sox players?

He's an intellectual butterfly, perfectly suited to baffle the LIVs with attention spans and focal acuity even shorter than HRH's ablity to regurgitate second hand, drive by BS.

He's an embarrassing, SCANDALOUS, PHONY.

Posted by: ontherocks at August 08, 2013 07:45 AM (DrhMg)

164 *AHEM*
We're next in line. Our LGBT activist friends started demanding we be accommodated as soon as DADT was eliminated.

Posted by: Transgendered at August 08, 2013 07:45 AM (CzGy/)

165 Why oh why is the GOP so disliked? Why is it that companies can turn a profit marketing hate for the GOP ?

Posted by: occam at August 08, 2013 07:45 AM (DNvAV)

166 So is Ace cooling off, or is he on Twatter right now? John Hayward (DocZero) is doing an intervention.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 08, 2013 07:46 AM (QF8uk)

167 He responded that Clinton would likely win as she was more well known since her home state of Arkansas was closer to Kentucky than was his home state of Illinois.

Needless to say, Illinois has a border with Kentucky whereas Arkansas does not.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2013 11:44 AM (m2CN7)

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He never said that.  We have the video edited transcript to prove it.

Posted by: AP, mouthpiece for the DNC at August 08, 2013 07:46 AM (FZnrK)

168

It is obvious that the MFM know that scoamf is an imbecile.

 

Any normal person will screw up, from time to time, and laugh it off.

 

But kingputt is such a fragile sociopath, that cannot endure ridicule, his gaffes must be covered up.

 

Each and every time these things are hidden, it proves that he has no business being in the position that he's in.

 

Where is the fast forward button to 2016 ?

Posted by: seamrog at August 08, 2013 07:46 AM (Trz+r)

169 Besides, itÂ’s not even noon yet.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 08, 2013 07:46 AM (QF8uk)

170 I want SCOAMF to come to the Georgia coast and check it for tar balls.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
---------------------

Say, Jane, I've been thinking about a vacation at Panama City, that's close by, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 08, 2013 07:47 AM (aDwsi)

171 I hate visiting ports along the Gulf of the Atlantic Ocean.  Too many immigrants speaking Austrian.

Posted by: Dang at August 08, 2013 07:47 AM (Hx2XA)

172 Oh goodie!  Schumer seems to have worked out a compromise with the GOP on immigration.  Link on Drudge.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 08, 2013 07:47 AM (Hx5uv)

173 >>what really made me mad about that leno show was obama yet again dragging Zimmerman through the mud..

When I checked Hulu yesterday for clips of Obama's Leno visit they only had *one* clip posted, and it was prominently displayed: "Obama on Trayvon."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2013 07:47 AM (CzGy/)

174
Say, Jane, I've been thinking about a vacation at Panama City, that's close by, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 08, 2013 11:47 AM (aDwsi)



Just down the road.  Make a left.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 07:47 AM (lVPtV)

175 115 >>What college and high school friends did the scoamf play basketball and golf with? Greg Orme; Marty Nesbit; Hasan Chandoo; Bobby Titcomb; Mike Ramos; Wahid Hamid; Eric Whitaker; Think that's it. This includes his two Pok-ee-stani roomies from Occidental. Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2013 11:34 AM (CzGy/) thanks lizzy!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at August 08, 2013 07:48 AM (8JJ6O)

176 Ooops.  Make a right.  Sigh. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 07:48 AM (lVPtV)

177 occam vacations on the Gulf of Atlantis, in the 56th state accepted into the Union.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 08, 2013 07:48 AM (uYaYO)

178 If you asked Obama the old riddle about where would you be if a white bear walked by, he'd say, "GOP headquarters."

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 08, 2013 07:48 AM (Hx5uv)

179 Sorry, can't get overworked about this .

Posted by: Clarence Purfeerst (D) MN at August 08, 2013 07:48 AM (gRCR3)

180

"I've said this before. I'm a news junkie. I used to flip through all of the network news shows and 24 hour news networks. No more. I refuse to risk being counted as part of their viewership.

I don't even know who the major news anchors are anymore.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 08, 2013 11:38 AM (F0GKk)"

That is exactly the point...we need to get the so-called mainstream media out of its fake standard of credibility.  They are no longer credible, and we should treat them as such by strictly going to alternative news websites.  The AP, Reuters, CNN, etc. have as much credibility as a freaking tabloid.

Posted by: ICBMMan at August 08, 2013 07:49 AM (rddyG)

181 It is obvious that the MFM know that scoamf is an imbecile.
-----------------

I'm less certain. I suspect that many at Ap would think the mistake natural, because it is the same sort of thing that they (in their ignorance) do all of the time. Example: Stating that Obama used a rifle to shoot skeet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 08, 2013 07:49 AM (aDwsi)

182 Oh. Ew. They didn't even use [] which is a much stronger indication of an editorial change. The () doesn't signify anything like that. At least the brackets would signal "He didn't say this, but it is understood/required for clarity," sort of like when they sub out unclear pronouns (He/she) for a name in a quote.

Posted by: Matt S. at August 08, 2013 07:49 AM (PDTch)

183 Yeahhhh!!!!! We're next!!!!  Posted by: Polyamory

Cousin Poly, you're not still wearing cat fur, are you?
(Can't believe the whole Castro thing came and went without my name being used to describe his marital stylings.)

Posted by: cleveland amory at August 08, 2013 07:49 AM (JNUY4)

184 Obama is also concerned about the Bermuda Rectangle, and all the mysterious appearances over the years.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2013 07:49 AM (ZshNr)

185 *AHEM*
We're next in line. Our LGBT activist friends started demanding we be accommodated as soon as DADT was eliminated.

Posted by: Transgendered

 

 

Redefining the term bride-groom.

Posted by: Roy at August 08, 2013 07:50 AM (VndSC)

186 Damn. Jane and the owl beat me to it... Oh we'll. What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: shredded chi at August 08, 2013 07:50 AM (z7jvd)

187 I'm not so worried about the Gulf ports along the Atlantic. I'm much more worried about White Hispanic Peruvians sneaking across the Canadian border with South Dakota.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2013 07:50 AM (g1DWB)

188 I can understand why TFG wouldn't care if Fort Sumter is affected by widening the Port of Charleston, but wouldn't widening Savannah upset golfing at Hilton Head?

Posted by: kbdabear at August 08, 2013 07:50 AM (/9IC1)

189 Obama: The Director's Cut is much more eloquent than the real Obama.

Posted by: Andy at August 08, 2013 07:51 AM (LnSim)

190 The good news is that the major networks and press outlets have lost more than half of their audience.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 08, 2013 07:52 AM (FZnrK)

191 The  best comparison to Dan Quayle is Obama misspelling Syracuse,   which in my opinion was worse since Syracuse has never been spelled the way Obama wrote it and wasn't even close. 

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2013 07:52 AM (m2CN7)

192 This dipshit is this stupid. The only time he sounds like he's not brain dead is when he is reading off his binky or regurgitating the marxist talking point pap he's subsisted on for his entire, worthless life.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at August 08, 2013 07:52 AM (V3kRK)

193 Clarence, my fiend, I'm with you on this. Just can't arouse the worry over a slight tip of the slung like this.

Posted by: Reverend William Arcibald Spooner at August 08, 2013 07:53 AM (gRCR3)

194 Future AP editors gathered for a little sing-along in 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtGrp5MbzAI

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2013 07:53 AM (HjPtV)

195

When I checked Hulu yesterday for clips of Obama's Leno visit they only had *one* clip posted, and it was prominently displayed: "Obama on Trayvon."


Until Zimmerman's head is on a spike, his body torn to pieces, and his family cast out unto the wastelands, there will be no Peace upon this Land!!! SOCIAL JUSTICE!111!!!!!111!

Posted by: Father Barack at August 08, 2013 07:53 AM (EuscL)

196 In order for libtards to justify giving up their freedom, their money, etc. to Obama, he has to be the most brilliant, wonderful man, no, god who has ever walked the face of the earth. Even when it's painfully obvious that he's no more than a particularly lazy 3rd rate intellect. So, they cover for him because, of course he meant the right thing only the little feller was all tuckered out from his golfing or something.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2013 07:53 AM (ZR4Xh)

197 I think we learned today that the media has to cover for the demoncrats because they are neck deep in the political corruption and fleecing of the taxpayer.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at August 08, 2013 07:53 AM (epxV4)

198 173 Why oh why is the GOP so disliked? Why is it that companies can turn a profit marketing hate for the GOP ? Posted by: occam at August 08, 2013 11:45 AM

Why oh why aren't you waiting for the bus to take you to your Barrista Trainee position at Starbucks?

Posted by: kbdabear at August 08, 2013 07:54 AM (/9IC1)

199

>>"During the primaries with Hillary he responded to a question whether he would prevail in the Kentucky primary. He responded that Clinton would likely win as she was more well known since her home state of Arkansas was closer to Kentucky than was his home state of Illinois.

Needless to say, Illinois has a border with Kentucky whereas Arkansas does not. "

 

Not to mention that Hilary is NOT from Arkansas.

 

I saw the mention of the South Carolina/Georgia 'Gulf' coasts.

 

Somebody skipped geography in school (not to mention econ, history, etc)

Posted by: Lea at August 08, 2013 07:54 AM (lIU4e)

200 Bush was more of a clown and more stooped then our President of Color. Quit lying and making bogus items up about him. He is doing the best job to clean-up Bush's mess. 

Posted by: Laquisha Largess at August 08, 2013 07:54 AM (R8X+X)

201 Even when it's painfully obvious that he's no more than a particularly lazy 3rd rate, naive and ignorant  intellect.

So, they cover for him because, of course he meant the right thing only the little feller was all tuckered out from his golfing or something. Posted by: naturalfake

----

FIFY

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 08, 2013 07:55 AM (aDwsi)

202 Barak Hussein Obama...The Whitewashing of a Presidency.


Posted by: dananjcon at August 08, 2013 07:55 AM (jvd3N)

203 I wonder when the Democrats are just going to wise up and run a ventriloquist's dummy? It would be much easier. Posted by: Mikey NTH _______ I'd bet President ValJar would like to replace the current shopworn BO puppet with an audioanimatronic duplicate.

Posted by: mindful webworker at large at August 08, 2013 07:56 AM (U13jb)

204 In my own personal version of "march towards the sound of the cannon", it looks like I may be taking a consulting gig in downtown Detroit of all places. I will be passing the hat shortly so that we can buy up an entire city block in the name of AoSHQ. No paper money accepted, your spare change should do just fine. Donations of miscellaneous accelerants and propellants will also be welcomed.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at August 08, 2013 07:56 AM (4p5/2)

205 I suggest that the President needs to immerse himself deeply in the subject of large coastal water bodies.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 08, 2013 07:56 AM (wtvvX)

206 and why do we need to worry about supertankers? Aren't we supposed to be trading in our cars for bicycles and wind powered buses? And what about the pipeline that every day will carry seven hundred thousand gallons of rocks?

Posted by: Mallfly at August 08, 2013 11:39 AM (bJm7W)


You want a real laugh, go over to Yahoo! and read the comments on the article regarding Elon Musk's Tesla completly reforming transportation needs.  It will completely remove Amurrica's dependence on fossil fuels!!  That elecktricitee generated by Glowing Green Unicorn Farts used to power a car with a range of 200 miles is the answer.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at August 08, 2013 07:56 AM (kXoT0)

207 US geography is typically covered in 4th grade, right?
Obama was in Indonesia from his elementary school years. You'd think he'd have caught up by now....

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2013 07:57 AM (CzGy/)

208 "Actually, I think we are witnessing the beginning of a very long-running joke.

On the press."

Um, yeah...no.  Every other person you meet today take the crap that  flies out of the MFM's pieholes as if it were Gospel.  You're a hateful, misogynistic, rasict, denying denyer for thinking otherwise.

Posted by: Jaws at August 08, 2013 07:57 AM (4I3Uo)

209 What he was really thinking: If we don't deepen our ports in some of those racist, Bible thumping redneck places in the South the ships will go someplace else.

Posted by: President Branco Bama at August 08, 2013 07:59 AM (2Tv3A)

210 Somebody skipped geography in school (not to mention econ, history, etc) Posted by: Lea
-------------------------------

And science. He is mesmerised by 'science' because he hasn't the slightest grasp. Thus, he is easily led around by the nose by those whose underlying science knowledge is driven by leftist/collectivist philosophy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 08, 2013 07:59 AM (aDwsi)

211 It is obvious that the MFM know that scoamf is an imbecile. They went to the same schools. They have no idea.

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2013 07:59 AM (FcR7P)

212 I guarantee as much as my guarantee counts,  that every world leader thinks Obama is an intellectual  light weight.  

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2013 07:59 AM (m2CN7)

213 Until Zimmerman's head is on a spike, his body torn to pieces, and his family cast out unto the wastelands, there will be no Peace upon this Land!!! SOCIAL JUSTICE!111!!!!!111! Ok. So be it then. No peace.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2013 07:59 AM (qc7at)

214

Yeah, remember that trillion dollars we let you* blow back in 2009 on "Shovel-ready projects?" Sorry, we already let you do that in our mouth once asshole.

*And by "let you", I mean we voted out the scum bags in congress who voted for it.

Posted by: The BBC at August 08, 2013 07:59 AM (G74SD)

215 On the press." Um, yeah...no. Every other person you meet today take the crap that flies out of the MFM's pieholes as if it were Gospel. Sad to say I have to agree.... Unless we could control one of the big three we are always going to be at a huge disadvantage since the LoFos use those as their source of information.... That and John Stewart, so in other words we're fucked....

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at August 08, 2013 08:00 AM (9+ccr)

216 BHO...The Loofah-ning

Posted by: dananjcon at August 08, 2013 08:00 AM (jvd3N)

217 I will be passing the hat shortly so that we can buy up an entire city block in the name of AoSHQ. No paper money accepted, your spare change should do just fine. Donations of miscellaneous accelerants and propellants will also be welcomed.

Posted by: akula_51 at August 08, 2013 11:56 AM (4p5/2)

OMG, if we each send you a package of Sudafed, you could buy the whole place.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at August 08, 2013 08:00 AM (kXoT0)

218 Philippine officials say they will soon begin negotiations with the United States on a larger American military presence to help deter what they say is increasing Chinese aggression in Philippine-claimed waters in the South China Sea. In a letter to Philippine congressional leaders, the secretaries of national defense and foreign affairs said that allowing American troops to have an “increased rotational presence” will help the country attain a “minimum credible defense” to guard its territory while it struggles to modernize its own military, one of Asia’s weakest. A growing Chicom threat will do that to a country

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2013 08:00 AM (9Xc5j)

219 " Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique " I was walking by a TV the other day and heard a snippet of some talking head racing about Tesla and how they're changing the landscape of blah, blah, blah... Don't even remember who it was, 'cause I just kept going , laughing along the way.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 08, 2013 08:01 AM (z7jvd)

220 I must say I really don't understand the rhubarb over this.
In the one debate over migration policy with Foster Brooks, the audience kept interrupting a very spurious debate with gaols of laughter.

Even when the manager valiantly tried to complain we never did see the humidor.

Sometimes I dearly fear for the future of this nate gration.

Posted by: Reverend William Arcibald Spooner at August 08, 2013 08:01 AM (gRCR3)

221 It's not that I don't like vacationing on the Gulf of Obama, but it has it's issues. Seafood joints only serve dogfish, for one. All beach front property is owned by the DNC for another. Great golf, though.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2013 08:02 AM (ZshNr)

222 Somebody skipped geography in school (not to mention econ, history, etc) ------------------------------- And science. Not even phys ed. What the hell do they study at madrassah? He doesn't seem to know anything but which side the Muslim Brotherhood is on.

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2013 08:03 AM (FcR7P)

223
A growing Chicom threat will do that to a country

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2013 12:00 PM (9Xc5j)




Yet, the Okinawans are protesting our helicopters, since the crash of an USAF copter that killed the pilot a few days ago.  They literally do not want any more copters flown on the island. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 08:03 AM (lVPtV)

224 210 Barak Hussein Obama...The Whitewashing of a Presidency.


Posted by: dananjcon
RAAAACCCCIIIIIISSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Grievance Industry at August 08, 2013 08:03 AM (EuscL)

225

What??? Biden gave a speech in black face? isn't that racist?

(I denounce myself)

Posted by: Narciso Evil at August 08, 2013 08:03 AM (jShXB)

226 A growing Chicom threat will do that to a country Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2013 12:00 PM (9Xc5j) Sell them a shit ton of Harpoons or whatever we're using nowadays.

Posted by: EC at August 08, 2013 08:03 AM (GQ8sn)

227 Philippine officials say they will soon begin negotiations with the United States on a larger American military presence to help deter what they say is increasing Chinese aggression in Philippine-claimed waters in the South China Sea. Remember when they couldn't get us out fast enough? If the stakes weren't so high, I'd tell 'em to go frak themselves.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, fewer than 8 limbs at August 08, 2013 08:04 AM (zUi7I)

228 It's just so sad.

Posted by: Miss South Carolina at August 08, 2013 08:04 AM (z9HTb)

229 FOXNEWS SCHEDULE SHAKEUP: MEGYN IN AT 9 PM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2013 08:04 AM (9Xc5j)

230 238 FOXNEWS SCHEDULE SHAKEUP: MEGYN IN AT 9 PM



Isn't that Hannity's slot? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 08:05 AM (lVPtV)

231 >>OMG, if we each send you a package of Sudafed, you could buy the whole place.

You are an evilllllll genius!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2013 08:05 AM (CzGy/)

232 I can see Gulf Ports from the White House - TFG

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at August 08, 2013 08:06 AM (9Bdcz)

233

108 How do you insert parentheses while making a speech?

 

I was also under the impression that that sort of thing was done with square brackets rather than parentheses.

 

Posted by: Anachronda at August 08, 2013 08:06 AM (xGZ+b)

234 Maybe the Okinawans want to back to the old ways of paying tribute to the Chinese.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 08, 2013 08:06 AM (l3vZN)

235

Why oh why is the GOP so disliked? Why is it that companies can turn a profit marketing hate for the GOP ?

Posted by: occam at August 08, 2013 11:45 AM

 

Companies could make a profit marketing hate for the Dhimmis, too, but they don't because then asshats like you call them racist.  So FYNQ.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 08:06 AM (4df7R)

236 Hey, Autocorrect. Raging and racing are both real words. No need to change my spelling, birch. Same with well and we'll. An bitch and birch.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 08, 2013 08:06 AM (z7jvd)

237 "MEGYN IN AT 9 PM"

**

Bwah??  What about the broken record, Great American?

Is Greta gone?? will she take Limbaugh with her to CNN??!!


NFW!!


Posted by: dananjcon at August 08, 2013 08:06 AM (jvd3N)

238 This land Is your land. This land is my land. From the New York island. To Indonesia. This land belongs to progressives.

Posted by: Barky at August 08, 2013 08:07 AM (GaEIm)

239 Not even phys ed. What the hell do they study at madrassah? He doesn't seem to know anything but which side the Muslim Brotherhood is on.

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2013 12:03 PM (FcR7P)

 

The Koran.   Pretty much just the Koran.   With lots of rocking back and forth.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 08:08 AM (4df7R)

240 Isn't that Hannity's slot? Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 12:05 PM (lVPtV) i don't know...i don't watch hannity.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at August 08, 2013 08:08 AM (8JJ6O)

241


Gonna have to make an adjustment to the bunk schedule.


Posted by: dananjcon at August 08, 2013 08:08 AM (jvd3N)

242 Philippine officials say they will soon begin negotiations with the United States on a larger American military presence to help deter what they say is increasing Chinese aggression in Philippine-claimed waters in the South China Sea. Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2013 12:00 PM (9Xc5j) Hank Johnson hardest hit.

Posted by: Mainah at August 08, 2013 08:08 AM (659DL)

243 Yeah, 'cause everybody knows those supertankers are a hell of a lot safer for transportin' evil oil than that environment destroyin' Keystone Pipeline.

Never mind there are already 50 gazillion pipelines transportin' crude, H2S sour gas, natural gas, refined fuel. No, never mind that. It's the Keystone one. That's the evil bastard.


Posted by: Sphynx at August 08, 2013 08:08 AM (OZmbA)

244 So Hannity's out?I thought he was the # 2 cable show?I like Megan but I think she can be a bit "liberal" for me, and yes Hannity can be pretty annoying...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at August 08, 2013 08:09 AM (9+ccr)

245 228 " Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique " 
----
I was walking by a TV the other day and heard a snippet of some talking head racing about Tesla and how they're changing the landscape of blah, blah, blah...  Don't even remember who it was, 'cause I just kept going , laughing along the way. 
Posted by: shredded chi at August 08, 2013 12:01 PM (z7jvd)

It's true!  My smug now goes up to eleven when I drive a Tesla! 

Posted by: Hipster at August 08, 2013 08:09 AM (oY6Yp)

246 Someone poke the bear.

Posted by: Eton Cox at August 08, 2013 08:09 AM (q177U)

247 238 FOXNEWS SCHEDULE SHAKEUP: MEGYN IN AT 9 PM Awesome! I was hoping that's who they would move. Great spot for her - right after O.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 08, 2013 08:09 AM (z7jvd)

248 I am quite surprised that TFG is proclaiming Panamax transport to the East Coast and Gulf as a good given this will undermine Longshoremen in CA.

Posted by: Me So Horny at August 08, 2013 08:09 AM (oDCMR)

249 "Can you imagine the frenzy in the media if a Republican had said that?" has been a staple of the blogosphere since the time of the 28k modem.


Yes. I can.


Posted by: Jones in CO at August 08, 2013 08:09 AM (8sCoq)

250 Of course none of    this answers the   most pressing question on everyone's mind today:   WHAT ABOUT    HELIUM?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 08:09 AM (4df7R)

251 I was also under the impression that that sort of thing was done with square brackets rather than parentheses. Do you have multiple degrees in journalism? Are you on our board of directors?

Posted by: The AP at August 08, 2013 08:09 AM (FcR7P)

252 MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 08, 2013 12:08 PM

My dear sir, or madam as the case can be appropriated. Students at a madrassah don't 'study' the koran, they memorialize it.

Posted by: Reverend William Arcibald Spooner at August 08, 2013 08:09 AM (gRCR3)

253 Is Greta gone?? will she take Limbaugh with her to CNN??!! NFW!! Posted by: dananjcon at August 08, 2013 12:06 PM (jvd3N) 9 is Hannity's slot not Greta's. Let's see how it all shakes out. Personally i wish they would get rid of O'Reily

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2013 08:10 AM (9Xc5j)

254 Not even phys ed. What the hell do they study at madrassah? "If you pull this cord, the bombvest goes boom immediately" "If you pull this cord, it goes boom in 3 seconds" "If you pull this cord, it goes boom in 5 seconds"

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2013 08:10 AM (qc7at)

255 9 is Hannity's slot not Greta's. Let's see how it all shakes out. Personally i wish they would get rid of O'Reily Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2013 12:10 PM (9Xc5j) And Shep....

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at August 08, 2013 08:10 AM (9+ccr)

256 I have a book called "Bushisms" about GHWB. They just recycle the same stuff. Posted by: grognard _______ I have a book someone gave me, a collection of anti-Reagan cartoons from during his administration. Amazing how many things there are in there, such as mocking him for calling for the end of the Berlin Wall, that with just a few years' hindsight showed how right he was. And how wrong all the political cartoonists were, all along.

Posted by: mindful webworker at small at August 08, 2013 08:11 AM (U13jb)

257 Of course none of this answers the most pressing question on everyone's mind today: WHAT ABOUT HELIUM? It makes you talk funny?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2013 08:11 AM (qc7at)

258 This is the same dumbass who thinks there are 57 states.

Posted by: Titanium at August 08, 2013 08:11 AM (JLKJJ)

259 This land is my land. It isnÂ’t your land. I have a shotgun. You havenÂ’t got one. This land belongs to me, not you.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 08, 2013 08:11 AM (QF8uk)

260 And Shep.... Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at August 08, 2013 12:10 PM (9+ccr) Well that is in the afternoon. Not Prime Time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2013 08:11 AM (9Xc5j)

261 Undeclared Presidential Candidate Jones in CO has a plan to close 'the helium gap'

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 08, 2013 08:12 AM (8sCoq)

262 Someone once described Hannity's show as 'like being yelled at by your foreman.'

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 08, 2013 08:12 AM (l3vZN)

263 Remember when they couldn't get us out fast enough?

If the stakes weren't so high, I'd tell 'em to go frak themselves. Posted by: Brother Cavil
-------------------

That was my first thought.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 08, 2013 08:12 AM (aDwsi)

264 Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY), a member of the Senate's Gang of Eight, told CNN on Wednesday that he thinks the House GOP’s plan to approach immigration reform through piecemeal legislation is acceptable since the bills will simply be combined in conference. “We would much prefer a big comprehensive bill but any way that the House can get there is okay by us,” Schumer said. “I actually am optimistic that we will get this done. I’ve had a lot of discussions with members of both parties in the House. Things are moving in the right direction.” If the House Republicans agree to that, I am thru with them. How stupid do they think we are? And don't answer that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2013 08:12 AM (9Xc5j)

265 They'll prolly move the great American up and push Greta somewhere. With any luck, She's spot.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 08, 2013 08:13 AM (z7jvd)

266 >>> Someone poke the bear. Bad idea.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at August 08, 2013 08:13 AM (z9HTb)

267 The ownership boundaries of the Gulf of Atlantia has been disputed by Peruvia for over 100 years.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 08, 2013 08:13 AM (di+Lf)

268 This land is my land.
It isnÂ’t your land.
I have a shotgun.
You havenÂ’t got one.
This land belongs to me, not you. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
-------------

That thar is funny...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 08, 2013 08:13 AM (aDwsi)

269 Philippine officials say they will soon begin negotiations with the United States on a larger American military presence to help deter what they say is increasing Chinese aggression in Philippine-claimed waters in the South China Sea.

Remember when they couldn't get us out fast enough?

If the stakes weren't so high, I'd tell 'em to go frak themselves.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, fewer than 8 limbs at August 08, 2013 12:04 PM (zUi7I)








Nice job. Now they're desperate, and trying to get military support from an administration that is cutting military budgets to draconian levels. Not to mention the general Donk reluctance to militarily support ANY ally.

You reap what you sow.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2013 08:14 AM (TIIx5)

270 What the hell do they study at madrassah? 8:05 AM - Tardy bell 8:10 - 9:15 AM - Morning prayers 9:20 - 10:15 - Goat anatomy 10:20 - 11:30 - Circuit board design 11:35 - 12 :30 - Lunch (halal) 12:35 - 1:20 - History of Jews and Why They All Suck 1:25 - 2:15 - Shoe Throwing Practice 2:20 - 3:20 - Afternoon Prayers 3:25 - 4:15 - Decapitation Practice (independent study) 4:20 - 4:30 - Imam's Remarks 4:35 - Dismissal bell

Posted by: EC at August 08, 2013 08:14 AM (GQ8sn)

271 Blaze:



Megyn Kelly will reportedly be taking the 9 p.m. Fox News primetime spot currently occupied by Sean Hannity, according to the Drudge Report:

    The shock announcement is set for later this month.

    “ItÂ’s all about Megyn,” an insider explains. “She is the new face of cable news. She has it all!”


Posted by: Jones in CO at August 08, 2013 08:14 AM (8sCoq)

272 It's like I always say, "To air is human."

Posted by: Norm Crosby at August 08, 2013 08:15 AM (GaEIm)

273 You know, I don't disagree with Hannity all that much, but for some reason he is a bit grating on the nerves. On the radio too. He needs to revamp his delivery?  Or his personality?

Posted by: Sphynx at August 08, 2013 08:15 AM (OZmbA)

274 #269  Shep is on at 7PM in the Eastern time zone.  He is on at 3 and then again at 7.

I know this because ever since Katrina I avoid his programs. 

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 08, 2013 08:15 AM (GoIUi)

275 about Tesla and how they're changing the landscape I'll say they'll change the landscape. The Tesla S battery pack weighs half a ton. And batteries, as we all have experienced, don't last.

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2013 08:15 AM (FcR7P)

276 Well that is in the afternoon. Not Prime Time Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2013 12:11 PM (9Xc5j) Sheep does a show at 5 PM my time, which is 7 PM East Coast time. I consider that the start of "prime time". Hope I'm right. Replacing Hannity would be just fine with me, too.

Posted by: jwb7605 [i](L.I.B.)[/i][/u][/b] at August 08, 2013 08:15 AM (Qxe/p)

277 Obama has obviously been to the second America

Posted by: Breck Girl at August 08, 2013 08:15 AM (Pr6hk)

Posted by: Mindy at August 08, 2013 08:16 AM (LpT1A)

279 "Can you imagine the frenzy in the media if a Republican had said that?" has been a staple of the blogosphere since the time of the 28k modem. Damn you 1%!!!! I had a 300 baud modem and I was lucky to have one! Get off my lawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: EC at August 08, 2013 08:16 AM (GQ8sn)

280 The Philipines??

A peninsula cannot be tipped over.

Stupid Crackas.


Posted by: Hank Johnson at August 08, 2013 08:16 AM (jvd3N)

281 Him big heap of buffalo dung

Posted by: Chief Nokahoma at August 08, 2013 08:16 AM (Pr6hk)

282 Sheep does a show at 5 PM my time, which is 7 PM East Coast time. I consider that the start of "prime time". Hope I'm right. Replacing Hannity would be just fine with me, too. Posted by: jwb7605 (L.I.B.) at August 08, 2013 12:15 PM (Qxe/p) Prime Time usually starts at 8:00PM. Shep should find the other 2 stooges and retire

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2013 08:17 AM (9Xc5j)

283 Well, Meggie Mac has a few IQ points over Bill O', so there's that . . .

Posted by: Sphynx at August 08, 2013 08:17 AM (OZmbA)

284 I'm impressed that the AP would even realize that a correction ws necessary.

Posted by: Mindy at August 08, 2013 08:17 AM (LpT1A)

285 Let me probe your deep port

Posted by: Danger, Carlos Danger - Agent Double O Naught at August 08, 2013 08:17 AM (Pr6hk)

286 I'm impressed that the AP would even realize that a correction ws necessary. Posted by: Mindy at August 08, 2013 12:17 PM (LpT1A) Only because they read out blog

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2013 08:18 AM (9Xc5j)

287


Megyn Kelly is Veronica Corningstone

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 08, 2013 08:18 AM (8sCoq)

288 277 The ownership boundaries of the Gulf of Atlantia has been disputed by Peruvia for over 100 years.

Posted by: Purp at August 08, 2013 12:13 PM (di+Lf)


--That's because Peruvia is claiming that a garbage barge bound for the 55th state sank and the survivors are still there, and their home country is refusing to rescue them so the wreck can be declared an island and Peruvia has an EEZ.

Posted by: logprof at August 08, 2013 08:18 AM (3VBXw)

289 I lost to this guy??? really???

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 08, 2013 08:18 AM (Pr6hk)

290 That thar is funnyÂ… It was much funnier when I was ten, of course.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 08, 2013 08:19 AM (QF8uk)

291 George Orwell wrote 1984 as a warning of what might come to pass, seems like he didn't realize that a future administration would use it as playbook...

Posted by: Mike at August 08, 2013 08:19 AM (THDrl)

292 Trying to find a working copy of the gaffe video (NBs is down), I came across one where golf.com analysts were saying that pics of Bobo's swing revealed he was an "athlete". I didn't know that even golf analysts were shilling for Barky.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 08, 2013 08:19 AM (odrSa)

293

I wonder if Slate magazine will have any reservations using the term "rednecks" from now on, in light of their sensitivity to the word "redskins".

 

Nah. 

Posted by: jwest at August 08, 2013 08:19 AM (u2a4R)

294 299 And, thread winner. Shut it down

Posted by: shredded chi at August 08, 2013 08:20 AM (z7jvd)

295 I used to get AOL over two tin cans and a string

get off my proto-lawn

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 08, 2013 08:20 AM (8sCoq)

296 I love me some Carolina Gulf Shrimp

Posted by: Low Information Voter at August 08, 2013 08:20 AM (Pr6hk)

297

>>>I didn't know that even golf analysts were shilling for Barky.

 

 

All golf analysts  are  athletic  supporters.

Posted by: Roy at August 08, 2013 08:20 AM (VndSC)

298

Not even phys ed. What the hell do they study at madrassah?

 

That you can go bareback with a goat.

Posted by: Hairy Reid, Lifetime Member, NAMBLA at August 08, 2013 08:20 AM (zF6Iw)

299 302 Trying to find a working copy of the gaffe video (NBs is down), I came across one where golf.com analysts were saying that pics of Bobo's swing revealed he was an "athlete".


I didn't know that even golf analysts were shilling for Barky.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 08, 2013 12:19 PM (odrSa)


--Well, they're quite experienced with ball washing.

Posted by: logprof at August 08, 2013 08:20 AM (3VBXw)

300 You thought it stopped with Weirdo Weiner, Sleazy Spitzer or Filthy Filner? Think again. There's now Creepy Kellner http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/sex-probe-kellner-article-1.1420842 (If you read the article, there's also Lecherous Lopez.) And it's not the crime, it's the coverup. By Sheldon Silver. One more thing about that article: Name! That! Party!!!

Posted by: AmishDude at August 08, 2013 08:21 AM (T0NGe)

301 Don't even try to talk to me about this knucklehead

Posted by: Math B Hard at August 08, 2013 08:21 AM (Pr6hk)

302

I can get ace here in less than 30 seconds if some coblogger would just make a post indicating that the Filner accusations  are  not  good but not as bad as  they are being made to be.    Most  accusations are just of an unattractive guy using the only tool he has to ask women out.  

 

3....2.....1      

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2013 08:21 AM (m2CN7)

303

261 My dear sir, or madam as the case can be appropriated. Students at a madrassah don't 'study' the koran, they memorialize it.

 

They build memorials to it? Like little shoebox diaramas?

Posted by: Anachronda at August 08, 2013 08:21 AM (IrbU4)

304 RR into an open mic: "My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."

Sam Donaldson nearly stroked out.  Good times.

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2013 08:21 AM (HjPtV)

305 Megyn Kelly is Veronica Corningstone

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 08, 2013 12:18 PM (8sCoq)

*


Well if she's a pirate whore than I'm Black Beard with a real bad itch!!


IFYWIMAITYD



Posted by: dananjcon at August 08, 2013 08:22 AM (jvd3N)

306 Fishing in the Gulf of Obama is reportedly fantastic, but you have to take a twelve week environmental impact class before you get your license.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2013 08:22 AM (ZshNr)

307 Image if his mother had better access to Planned Parenthood

Posted by: Margret Sanger at August 08, 2013 08:22 AM (Pr6hk)

308 >Trying to find a working copy of the gaffe video


NBC posts full episodes of the tonight show the morning after airing

Jay Leno ‏@jayleno 7 Aug

FULL EP: @BarackObama discusses the economy, Russia, healthcare and more. Plus, Patti LaBelle performs! http://bit.ly/1755FGz  #TonightShow

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 08, 2013 08:22 AM (8sCoq)

309 This is going to screw over the port of Los Angeles, I'm fine with that since the greens have taken over the port. It will be pretty green when no one is delivering there. Sucks for the workers though. 

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 08, 2013 08:22 AM (b9K4P)

310 Sucks for the workers though. They're all union, aren't they?

Posted by: EC at August 08, 2013 08:23 AM (GQ8sn)

311 Hello boys.   Here's a port that needs dredging

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 08, 2013 08:23 AM (Pr6hk)

312 FULL EP: @BarackObama discusses the economy, Russia, healthcare and more. Plus, Patti LaBelle performs! Barack Obama and Puppet Show!

Posted by: AmishDude at August 08, 2013 08:23 AM (T0NGe)

313 >Sam Donaldson nearly stroked out. Good times.


Sam was a master of 'manufactured outrage'

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 08, 2013 08:23 AM (8sCoq)

314 or should I say 'feigned' outrage

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 08, 2013 08:24 AM (8sCoq)

315 Yeah, I told him I would take my 'ship' to someplace else

Posted by: Reggie Love at August 08, 2013 08:24 AM (Pr6hk)

316 Prime Time usually starts at 8:00PM. Central Time, aka Flyover Country, aka Central America is 7 - 10 pm. News at 10. Leno at 10:30. Hummer at 11. Bedtime at 11:05.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2013 08:25 AM (qc7at)

317 Anybody catch "The Five" yesterday?  That rectal abscess Bob Beckel actually had the gall to poo-poo comparing Benghazi to Watergate.

What a useless choad smoker.

Posted by: cool arrow at August 08, 2013 08:25 AM (WMsq+)

318 I'm the last guy on the thread again, aren't I?

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 08, 2013 08:25 AM (8sCoq)

319 One more thing about that article: Name! That! Party!!! Did you screenshot it? “Democrat” is featured in the second paragraph now.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 08, 2013 08:25 AM (QF8uk)

320 Ace up

Posted by: Vic at August 08, 2013 08:25 AM (lZvxr)

321 On behalf of the LIVs -- water is water.

Posted by: gracepmc at August 08, 2013 08:26 AM (rznx3)

322 I'm the last guy on the thread again, aren't I? No.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2013 08:26 AM (qc7at)

323 Can someone explain to me how we will lose jobs if we don't deepen these ports? Presumably the goods are being shipped to the USA for sale here. Why would they go elsewhere?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2013 08:26 AM (gqgiP)

324 No, no, you-all. WE are next. Two-week leave for all military personnel marrying furniture or cesspools. Srsly u gays.

Posted by: couch molesters and toilet hoboes at August 08, 2013 08:26 AM (U13jb)

325 We must not have... a deep-port gap!!!

Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at August 08, 2013 08:26 AM (Pr6hk)

326 Anachronda at August 08, 2013 12:21 PM (IrbU4)

Oh? What? What did I say? memorialize  oh..hah, obviously that's the wrong word.

I meant to say students don't really study the Qu'an they magnetize it!

Slip of the fingers, there , sorry.

Posted by: Reverend William Arcibald Spooner at August 08, 2013 08:26 AM (gRCR3)

327 Posted by: Jones in CO at August 08, 2013 12:22 PM (8sCoq) Oh, I found one. No way am I going to watch a full episode featuring Bobo. The stuttering alone would put my monitor at risk of getting knocked the fuck out.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 08, 2013 08:27 AM (odrSa)

328 This one gets me every time. Breathalyzers for asthmatics. lol. http://tinyurl.com/m6l2c45

Posted by: Mainah at August 08, 2013 08:28 AM (659DL)

329 about Tesla and how they're changing the landscape

I'll say they'll change the landscape. The Tesla S battery pack weighs half a ton. And batteries, as we all have experienced, don't last. Posted by: t-bird
-----------------
He: "Uh, oh.., the Low Charge light just came on..."
She: "Well, just stop at the next exit and fill up.'
He: "Um, well, it is quite that simple."
She: "What do you mean?"
He: "Well, we'll be there for a while..., I mean it takes 45 minutes IF they have 480V available."
She: "What?!"
He: "Well...., that, and we need to find a place that has provides 'clean' electricity too, otherwise this is just stupid."
She : "Otherwise? How much did you pay for this thing?"
He: "Oh, around $50,000".
She: "$50,000?! WTF? Are you insane?"
 

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 08, 2013 08:28 AM (aDwsi)

330 What I'm really thinking: Why can't I just go play golf and attend some cool parties and go on vacation instead of having to give speeches about boring things I don't care about?.

Posted by: President Branco Bama at August 08, 2013 08:29 AM (2Tv3A)

331 You would think that whoever writes his telepromter babble could do some minimal fact checking and proofing. Its not hard to see that he is surrounded by dumbasses and not capable of thinking for himself. The JEF personifies the stereotypical affirmative action doofus. If I were whatever college that illiterate, ignorant jackass graduated from, or lectured at I would be embarrassed.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 08, 2013 08:30 AM (lbBsF)

332 Why can't I just go play golf and attend some cool parties and go on vacation instead of having to give speeches about boring things I don't care about?.

***

I'd explain about opportunity costs, but you wouldn't understand anyway.

Posted by: cool arrow at August 08, 2013 08:30 AM (WMsq+)

333 I meant to say students don't really study the Qu'an they magnetize it!

Slip of the fingers, there , sorry.
Posted by: Reverend William Arcibald Spooner
---------------------

He doesn't understand *that* either. I mean stuff any 10 year old has already figured out.

At an Alcoa plant in Davenport, Iowa, in June (2012), Obama observed machines that milled aerospace parts. He then approached a handful of reporters who had been watching nearby: “Did you know aluminum is not magnetic? I learned something today.”

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 08, 2013 08:37 AM (aDwsi)

334 He: "Well...., that, and we need to find a place that has provides 'clean' electricity too, otherwise this is just stupid."
She : "Otherwise? How much did you pay for this thing?"
He: "Oh, around $50,000".
She: "$50,000?! WTF? Are you insane?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 08, 2013 12:28 PM (aDwsi)

Yeah, parked the Lexus next to a Volt on Tuesday and chuckled to myself, "So that's what a brick on wheels looks like..."  Had the same thought on Wednesday when the Nissan Leaf pulled up beside me.  There is someone here in Tulsa who has one of the really high dollar Teslas and when I see it, I think, "Wow, that is what a $100,000 brick on wheels looks like."


The continuing mystery is where are these electric cars getting their electricity...here in Tulsa, we still mutilate Gaia by using fossil fuels to generate electricity.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at August 08, 2013 08:37 AM (kXoT0)

335 Sure lucky we hung onto Dry Tortuga and the USVI. They completely control access to the Gulf (of Georgia?). About to become strategic again.

Now if we only had a fleet...

Posted by: comatus at August 08, 2013 08:38 AM (JNUY4)

336 The ports need to be deepened for the keystone pipeline.

Posted by: Nanny Hag at August 08, 2013 08:42 AM (39IHH)

337 What can I say?  The MFM is my BFFF.

Posted by: Bronco Bama at August 08, 2013 08:44 AM (1I4sj)

338 34 The AP journalist [spit] is just practicing for his new role as a reporter for Pravda West, coming in Bambi's third term.


APravda.

Posted by: Hepcat at August 08, 2013 08:44 AM (Q4mug)

339 "60 Because of the obviousness of those gaffes I think they overlooked the less obvious spin about 'losing jobs because those ships will go someplace else'.

Exactly where is this someplace else? All of these ships are destined for the United States. If they don't go to those ports they will go to other ports in the US.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2013 11:25 AM (m2CN7)"



That is not entirely true.



The port at Topolobampo in Mexico (near Los Mochis) has a lot of capability and a railroad that runs up to connect to the US rail system in Texas.  They also do not have a union that will shut down the port in order to prevent modern RFID tracking of containers in the port.  They can unload containers from the ship directly onto rail cars without all the intermediate handling that they get in the Port of Long Beach.  Also since it is on the West coast of Mexico, there is no need to go through the Panama Canal whether it is expanded or not.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at August 08, 2013 08:44 AM (31Nrp)

340 The continuing mystery is where are these electric cars getting their electricity...here in Tulsa, we still mutilate Gaia by using fossil fuels to generate electricity. Either at the owner's home or downtown Tulsa. I'm betting that somewhere in the downtown area, an electric charging station is set up for electric cars.

Posted by: EC at August 08, 2013 08:45 AM (GQ8sn)

341 The intercontinental railroad traces that gulf coast.

Posted by: wtfl at August 08, 2013 08:49 AM (tgvJj)

342

Megyn gets 9PM slot at FNC.

Posted by: Hawkette at August 08, 2013 08:54 AM (i7KmQ)

343 "At an Alcoa plant in Davenport, Iowa, in June (2012), Obama observed machines that
milled aerospace parts. He then approached a handful of reporters who had been
watching nearby: �Did you know aluminum is not magnetic? I learned something
today.�

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 08, 2013 12:37 PM (aDwsi)"



Between that and teaching The Lightbringer the difference between liability and comprehensive insurance, I am delighted that we have been able to educate our president in these matters and all it took was letting him rule as an unaccountable sovereign for two terms.  The destruction of our economy with its enpoverishing of so many lives as well as the corruption of our federal government agencies resulting in the loss of trust or respect for national institutions and the exacerbating of racial tensions are trivial in comparison with the opportunity to let the blessed Obama learn these things.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at August 08, 2013 08:54 AM (31Nrp)

344

"Does anyone think the AP would have afforded the Republicans the same courtesy?"

Of course we would.

And we have *always* been at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: Ministry of Truth (aka the MSM) at August 08, 2013 09:36 AM (VrNoa)

345 If AP had seen a great deal of lawless intimidation of reporters by a Republican administration, yes, they might very well have done the same.  They're only human.

Posted by: Elijah Lovejoy's Ghost at August 08, 2013 09:52 AM (khZbv)

346 No they would not have. Just like how doctors can lie about us all being borderline zinc deficient when only 10% of us are.

Posted by: BarakaTarkata at August 08, 2013 10:27 AM (si4cu)

347 No they would not have. Doctors can lie about us all being borderline zinc deficient when only 10% of us are.

Posted by: BarakaTarkata at August 08, 2013 10:32 AM (si4cu)

348

 -if we don't do that, these ships are going to go someplace else and we'll lose jobs," Obama said.

 

Would those jobs be anything like the Keystone XL pipeline jobs that you don't give a rat's ass about?

Posted by: Speller at August 08, 2013 11:44 AM (J74Py)

349

You want more?

'Kay, here's some more:

1) Having worked in the immediate vicinity of Jacksonville, FL (on contract) for 6 months + last year (April thru to end of October), I can state with authority: The port there handles anything up to AND including the very largest container-vessels, Carnival Cruise Lines ships and "supertankers", all on a regular basis, and has done so for a number of years now. In point of fact, there are at least two (possibly more, I used to drive past two of them on my way to work each day) large petroleum off-loading and storage points a couple of miles inland, up the river, along with a couple of humongous container-ship terminals AND a publicly-accessible port-of-call dockage for the cruise line in the same area. There is even a turning-basin (just downstream from one of the petro terminals, and adjacent to the other one) large enough for even a supertanker to turn around before departing.

2) As mentioned by others, the Port Authority in Charleston is hard at work already, widening and deepening the primary roadstead into/out of the main harbor. Biggest part of the project involves the passage under a couple of major bridges that carry coastal highway and railway traffic - but they're gittin' 'er done, and should be ready for "supertanker", etc. traffic within the next year to 18 months. They already handle the biggest container-freight vessels. I know about this one because my son-in-law owns and operates a freight-forwarding company that handles a lot of the container freight inland from Charleston (as well as in and out of Wilmington, NC, which has a couple of fairly-large container freight yards, but - due to extensive shoal waters down off the coast (think: Cape Fear and Frying-Pan Shoals) - cannot handle the biggest container ships, and likely never will). The project in Charleston has been in progress for several years now, since it has to take place while the shipping is already going on all the time.

3) There are already plans in the works to widen/deepen access at Savannah, GA - delay has been due to the Great Recession (which Li'l Obambam is doing all he can to continue and even deepen, BTW), but should be able to proceed soon - they're losing business to Jacksonville and Charleston, have been for some time now, and don't think they aren't aware of it.

In short - Laughing Boy 'Bammy, Da Smahtestist PresiDUNCE Evah, blew it again; not only a Geographic Dumdum in all 57 States, but doesn't even know what's goin' on already in the "Gulf Coast" ports he mentioned by name.

As the Great Sage, Bugs Of Bunny, has truly said: WHAT A Mackaroon!!...

Posted by: J.S.Bridges at August 08, 2013 02:10 PM (jhRZ+)

350 Test http://tinyurl.com/k6dkmov

Posted by: shredded chi at August 11, 2013 08:38 AM (J3FIT)

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