December 09, 2013

When Obama Claimed He Was "Outraged" By IRS Targeting Scandal, He Was, Get This, Lying
— Ace

Friday night, Mary Katharine Ham traced Obama's "evolution" of mind vis-à-vis the IRS targeting scandal. (Note: A video autoplays when you hit the link, but it's still worth going over there.)

Using Obama's public statements, she tracks Obama going through his typical okey-doke:

First, he claims to be outraged, and filled with steely determination to get down to the facts of the matter.

Second, he began suggesting, without actually stating, that the IRS scandal was a phony scandal and a distraction:

For most of this year, we’ve seen an endless parade of distractions and political posturing and phony scandals and we keep on shifting our way — shifting our attention away from what we should be focused on, which is how do we strengthen the middle class and grow the economy for everybody?

Finally, during the Matthews interview, he made it explicit that he thought people who were "outraged" by this were rather silly creatures.

No word on whether he finds himself silly, for being "outraged" so many months (um, six months) ago.

OBAMA: That’s not — that’s not something that’s reported about. If, on the other hand, you’ve got an office in Cincinnati, in the IRS office that — I think, for bureaucratic reasons, is trying to streamline what is a difficult law to interpret about whether a nonprofit is actually a political organization, deserves a tax exempt agency. And they’ve got a list, and suddenly everybody’s outraged.

MATTHEWS: 501(c)(4) is tricky to begin with, how to define it.

OBAMA: To begin with.

The president even appeared annoyed that liberal commentators once dared to challenge him on the point:

OBAMA: And by the way, Chris, I’ll point out that there are some so-called progressives and, you know, perceived to be liberal commentators who during that week were just as outraged at the possibility that these folks, you know, had — had been, you know, at the direction of — the Democratic Party, in some way — discriminated against these folks.


Why the shift? As we keep noticing, Obama only cares about the next news cycle. He says what he has to say to get on the news for the next news cycle. He wants to be seen saying the right things for that news cycle. Then, when interest dies down a bit, he attempts a new tack.

But he never gets called on how his Early News Cycle Management Bullshit is wholly contradictory to his Slightly Later News Cycle Management Bullshit. The media never asks him What new information was presented to you to change your opinion on the IRS scandal from "outrageous" to "phony scandal"?

Was it high-ranking partisan IRS official Lois Lerner repeatedly invoking the Fifth Amendment to avoid confessing a criminal act in a Congressional hearing?

Was it learning that a White House lawyer, William Wilkins, coordinated directly with the self-avowedly-at-criminal-risk Lois Lerner, and then testified 80 times that he couldn't remember key details about communications with the Treasury Department about the scandal?

These facts would suggest any evolution should move in the opposite direction -- from outrage to even more outraged.

Instead, when Obama learns that his high-ranking ministers are invoking the Fifth Amendment and clamming up like mobsters, he becomes less outraged, and, apparently, begins to think this is all a "distraction."

The Washington Times' Joe Curl is noticing this odd evolution as well-- and Obama's bizarre claim that the entire scandal was invented by the media in order to punish a President they're hostile towards.

But President Obama, in an interview last week with sycophant Chris Matthews, now says the entire scandal was made up by the media.

“When we do things right, they don’t get a lot of attention,” the president said, no doubt sending a thrill up the MSNBC host’s leg. “If we do something that is perceived at least initially as a screw-up, it will be on the nightly news for a week.”
Like, say, deploying the nation’s tax watchdog to target political opponents? Just a “screw-up.”

You bet. Manufactured in the media.

In the Curious World of Barack Obama, a hostile media makes up lies about him to make him look bad.

Posted by: Ace at 08:32 AM | Comments (303)
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1 Ace, do we need to get you an HTML For Dummies book?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 08:33 AM (/Crba)

2 ace barrel barrel ace

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 08:34 AM (fWAjv)

3

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 08:35 AM (fWAjv)

4 Ace to the barrel!

Posted by: rickl at December 09, 2013 08:35 AM (zoehZ)

5 Hmmm

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 08:35 AM (fWAjv)

6 Rope-a-dope for Gaylord.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 09, 2013 08:35 AM (5oAy6)

7
♪ Roll out the barrel....♫

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 08:35 AM (nELVU)

8 Only in days ending with "y"

Posted by: fluffy at December 09, 2013 08:35 AM (Ua6T/)

9 Not only does his "outrage" dissolve after it's stopped dominating the news cycle, it seems to disappear once he's certain all whistle-blowers and damaging info has been taken care of (fired, promoted, disappeared, whatever). So he's confident that he no longer has a need to be outraged.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2013 08:35 AM (JRmiD)

10 That's a Barrelling.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 09, 2013 08:36 AM (LmMET)

11 Barry becomes much less outraged once he's sure the fix is in.

Posted by: toby928© at December 09, 2013 08:36 AM (QupBk)

12 Just once, I would like to see a federal official actually pay the price for committing a crime.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 09, 2013 08:36 AM (/i3Yt)

13 Does Ace have a barrel free card?

Posted by: dantesed at December 09, 2013 08:36 AM (PWf1E)

14 What I liked was the way Barky criticized MSNBC to Matthews for being to hard on him.  Too hard on him?! MSNBC exists to sniff Barky's farts and tell everybody they smell like lilacs.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 09, 2013 08:37 AM (Hx5uv)

15 What new information was presented to you to change your opinion on the use of italics?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 09, 2013 08:37 AM (IN7k+)

16

Affirmative Action has consequences.

 

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 08:37 AM (5WkPq)

17 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 08:37 AM (PYAXX)

18 You can't put Ace in the barrell-- Ace IS the barrell.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 09, 2013 08:37 AM (h4eud)

19 Does Ace have a barrel free card? Ace doesn't even have immunity from banning.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 08:37 AM (PYAXX)

20 Hey AG....long time no see. Burn. Scatter. Salt.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 09, 2013 08:38 AM (LmMET)

21 A double post will cure this.

Posted by: toby928© at December 09, 2013 08:38 AM (QupBk)

22 Of course he was lying.  His lips were moving.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2013 08:38 AM (T2V/1)

23 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 12:37 PM (PYAXX)


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Chicken Soup for the Moron Soul....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 08:38 AM (nELVU)

24 When Obama Claimed He Was "Outraged" By IRS Targeting Scandal, He Was, Get This, Lying The BALLS in that guy!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2013 08:38 AM (h1D+w)

25 Hi allen!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 09, 2013 08:39 AM (u8GsB)

26 Then, when interest dies down a bit, he attempts a new tact.

Hmmm.

Posted by: Horatio Hornblower at December 09, 2013 08:39 AM (8b2sh)

27 I was enraged that they got caught.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at December 09, 2013 08:39 AM (Dwehj)

28 “When we do things right, they don’t get a lot of attention,” the president said,

Yeah, like getting the silverware order right on state dinners.

You're totes getting ignored, dude.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 09, 2013 08:39 AM (B0gqn)

29 Heh, I guess Horatio Hornblower would prefer "tack" to "tact".

Posted by: moviegique at December 09, 2013 08:40 AM (7zeA4)

30 the only thing that outrages the scoamf is being exposed for the liar he is....and even then his outrage is merely a "meh"

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 09, 2013 08:40 AM (u8GsB)

31 I think I am starting to pick up a pattern here.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 09, 2013 08:40 AM (32Ze2)

32 Of COURSE Obama wasn't outraged by it. He *directed it.* Because opposition to the Boy-King must be put down by any means necessary. When some of us talk about the camps, we're not really kidding (though we may be exaggerating about how soon we think they'll come).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 08:40 AM (PYAXX)

33 What really pisses me off about the IRS shit is that multiple felonies were committed and not a single soul has been held accountable.


In fact, the cheif architect of the crap was promoted.


As for the MFM, its just another example of what if it was teh evil Booosh.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2013 08:40 AM (T2V/1)

34 You can't put Ace in the barrell-- Ace IS the barrell. I thought the barrel was played by Brian Dennehy?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2013 08:40 AM (h1D+w)

35 Ace-But he never gets called on how his Early News Cycle Management Bullshit completely contradicts his Slightly Later News Cycle Management Bullshit. The media never asks him What new information was presented to you to change your opinion on the IRS scandal from "outrageous" to "phony scandal"? I love the description of TFG. The msm never asks anything important. I'm surprised Matthews wasn't caught on tape asking to suck old Barry off.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2013 08:41 AM (HVff2)

36 Struggling to come up with a list of things that Obama has done right.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2013 08:41 AM (g1DWB)

37 My friends, you have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House.

Posted by: John McCain at December 09, 2013 08:41 AM (Pr6hk)

38
That Lois was a Learner, she knew where the gravy train was and she hopped into the mashed potato car.



Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2013 08:41 AM (MaP11)

39 And not to forget, the IRS just floated a new rule to clamp down on political advocacy by so-called social welfare orgs, the 501 (c)(4) orgs which were asymmetrically targeted by the IRS after the 2010 election cycle.


http://preview.tinyurl.com/lz45g3h

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2013 08:41 AM (Kkt/i)

40 Because opposition to the Boy-King must be put down by any means necessary.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 12:40 PM (PYAXX)
Uh oh. I heard "Boy".

Posted by: Maureen Dowdy at December 09, 2013 08:42 AM (S+wJC)

41 Hey, all! Am I allowed to use Burn/Scatter/Salt? Cause if it won't get me embannenated, I totally will.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 08:42 AM (PYAXX)

42

In the Curious World of Barack Obama, a hostile media makes up lies about him to make him look bad.

 

Poppy Bush's mythical mistress can tell him how that works.

 

So can Dubya's plastic turkey.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 08:42 AM (zF6Iw)

43 Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun Roll out the barrel, we've got the blues on the run Zing boom tararrel, ring out a song of good cheer Now's the time to roll the barrel, for the gang's all here

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 09, 2013 08:42 AM (u8GsB)

44 OT: OMG! Chris Matthews is right! This is a racist country!

http://tinyurl.com/luq84j8

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 09, 2013 08:42 AM (Hx5uv)

45 What Gaylord does right?
1. Lie
2. Poop.
3. Lie
4. Golf
5. Sleep
6. Lie

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 09, 2013 08:43 AM (5oAy6)

46

The barrel is too spacious for an Ewok. 

 We have a special Rum Cask for Ace.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 08:43 AM (5WkPq)

47 is it fixed now, or still barrel? Let me know where/what the problem is.

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2013 08:43 AM (/FnUH)

48 Looks fine to me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 08:44 AM (zF6Iw)

49

Fuck, the Preezy is such a fucking IDIOT.   And not just an idiot.   A prancing, mincing, thin-skinned, gabble-mouthed idiot. 

 

This is rich:

 

And by the way, Chris, I’ll point out that there are some so-called progressives and, you know, perceived to be liberal commentators who during that week were just as outraged at the possibility that these folks, you know, had — had been, you know, at the direction of — the Democratic Party, in some way — discriminated against these folks.

 

By God, you mean that even   your most loyal    knob-gobblers were a little ill-at-ease with the    idea   that   the IRS may have been used as a weapon against a political opponent?   Off with their heads!    Such disloyalty cannot be tolerated!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 09, 2013 08:44 AM (4df7R)

50 I think RWC closed your italics tag.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2013 08:44 AM (g1DWB)

51 The president even appeared annoyed that liberal commentators once dared to challenge him on the point Can you imagine the epic breakdown this thin skinned fuck would have if the media wasn't sucking him off 24/7.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 08:45 AM (fWAjv)

52

Fast and Furious = We are not arming drug cartels to encroach on American's 2nd Ammendment rights!

Benghazi = We won't rest until we capture that video maker!!!

 

Drunkel = I've never met that man before!

 

IRS = just because the only groups targeted were those evil Tea-baggers doesn't make it a conspirac!

 

This man and his minions lie so much it would make Lenin blush.

 

 

 

Posted by: Cheri at December 09, 2013 08:45 AM (G+Wff)

53 Do I have to say it?

Posted by: George Costanza at December 09, 2013 08:45 AM (5ikDv)

54 Given the appropriate time period/situation, obama would have out-stalin'd stalin and made mao envious.

Posted by: WVinMN at December 09, 2013 08:45 AM (4Pleu)

55 “When we do things right, they don’t get a lot of attention,” the president said

Somebody print this poor baby a Certificate of Participation or something.

It's called "doing your job", fucknugget. I know that's a novel experience for you and all.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 09, 2013 08:46 AM (8b2sh)

56 OBAMA: And by the way, Chris, I’ll point out that there are some so-called progressives and, you know, perceived to be liberal commentators who during that week were just as outraged at the possibility that these folks, you know, had — had been, you know, at the direction of — the Democratic Party, in some way — discriminated against these folks. My God! What an elegant speaker. Pure poetry .....just rolls off his tongue.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 09, 2013 08:46 AM (bCEmE)

57 41 Hey, all! Am I allowed to use Burn/Scatter/Salt? Cause if it won't get me embannenated, I totally will. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 12:42 PM (PYAXX) As far as I am concerned, you are allowed to use it Allen. I love your trademarked postings.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2013 08:46 AM (HVff2)

58

In the Curious World of Barack Obama, a hostile media makes up lies about him to make him look bad.

 

It was the     strawberries.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 09, 2013 08:46 AM (4df7R)

59

Of course he was lying.  He is sharp enough to know how a normal person should react to something like that and he went through the motions, but it was evident that he didn't mean it when the firings did not immediately begin.

 

It must be a joy being related to him.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 09, 2013 08:46 AM (hLRSq)

60 Let me know where/what the problem is.

Well, the problem is me. But I think they're talking about the blog.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at December 09, 2013 08:46 AM (Dwehj)

61 Read at American Thinker IRS Goes After Obamacare Whistleblowers: An Interview with C. Steven Tucker Outrageous. They are still at it.

Posted by: Barky Oblowme at December 09, 2013 08:46 AM (72ZRY)

62 4. Golf

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 09, 2013 12:43 PM (5oAy6)

________________________

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 09, 2013 08:46 AM (32Ze2)

63 45 What Gaylord does right? 1. Lie 2. Poop. 3. Lie 4. Golf 5. Sleep 6. Lie Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 09, 2013 12:43 PM (5oAy6) Just doing it doesn't mean he is doing it right.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 08:47 AM (fWAjv)

64 Then, when interest dies down a bit, he attempts a new tack.[/i[/b]] Leave the sailing metaphors to the professionals, ace.

Posted by: William "micro penor" Ayers[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 09, 2013 08:47 AM (sByIH)

65 I saw Ace open for Atlanta Rhythm Section in '78 at Jones Hall. They didn't play "How Long (Has This Been Going On)" until the second encore.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 09, 2013 08:48 AM (exeiF)

66 “When we do things right, they don’t get a lot of attention,” the president said Name two instances, please.

Posted by: t-bird at December 09, 2013 08:48 AM (FcR7P)

67 sigh

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 08:48 AM (fWAjv)

68 Struggling to come up with a list of things that Obama has done right.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2013 12:41 PM (g1DWB)


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Did I ever mention that Osama Bin Laden is DEAD and General Motors is ALIVE AND WELL!!!

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at December 09, 2013 08:49 AM (nELVU)

69

What Gaylord does right?


1. Lie


2. Poop.


3. Lie


4. Golf


5. Sleep


6. Lie


 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 09, 2013 12:43 PM (5oAy6)

 

 

I wouldn't call that     a list of things Obammy does RIGHT,    so much as a list of things Obammy DOES.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 09, 2013 08:49 AM (4df7R)

70 Thank you Mr. President I knew you'd eventually take care of me, however if you had given me a signal early on before this turned into a clusterfuck I wouldn't have bothered taking the fifth

Posted by: Lois Lerner at December 09, 2013 08:49 AM (1H+lb)

71 (though we may be exaggerating about how soon we think they'll come).

I don't think I'm exaggerating that much.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 09, 2013 08:49 AM (ZKzrr)

72 4. Golf Stroke play, to be more specific.

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 09, 2013 08:49 AM (FcR7P)

73 Hmmpf. My 404Care website would never allow unclosed tags.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at December 09, 2013 08:50 AM (Dwehj)

74 Hey, you know, this whole Obama administration scandal thing is starting to leave a bad taste in my mouth.  I wish the media would stop talking about it.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at December 09, 2013 08:50 AM (B5y+v)

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 09, 2013 08:50 AM (5oAy6)

76 In the Curious World of Barack Obama, a hostile media makes up lies about him to make him look bad.


And up is down, black is white, and the Redskins have a winning season.

Posted by: joncelli, looking for his outrage at December 09, 2013 08:50 AM (RD7QR)

77 I missed the Matthews interview.   Did the president grace  Matthews with a rendition of "You Are The Wind Beneath My Wings"  ??

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 09, 2013 08:50 AM (N/Sup)

78 I don't think I'm exaggerating that much. Fair.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 08:51 AM (PYAXX)

79 21 A double post will cure this. Posted by: toby928© at December 09, 2013 12:38 PM (QupBk) Or ewok pron.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 09, 2013 08:51 AM (oFCZn)

80 My 404Care website would never allow unclosed tags. Wait 'til you guys add HTML. You'll love it!

Posted by: t-bird at December 09, 2013 08:51 AM (FcR7P)

81 Keith Koffler at WH Dossier also pointed out that Obama's MSNBC statements on the IRS scandal could be seen as subverting a Justice Department investigation:

"Pretend youÂ’re a career DOJ investigator who is trying to take the probe seriously, and youÂ’re attemptng to find out if there was criminal behavior as IRS agents zeroed in on the tax status of groups opposed to the reelection of the president of the United States.

Well, the boss just gave you your answer. So please, do stand down."

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2013 08:51 AM (JRmiD)

82 It's called "doing your job", fucknugget. I know that's a novel experience for you and all.

Posted by: Waterhouse

 

He can't even do that.  This is a man who has never worked an honest day in his life and still hasn't.   Would it be too much to ask South Africa to keep him and his creepy wife?

Posted by: Cheri at December 09, 2013 08:51 AM (G+Wff)

83 Or ewok pron.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 09, 2013 12:51 PM (oFCZn)


What would an Ewok with a pron mustache look like?

Posted by: joncelli, looking for his outrage at December 09, 2013 08:51 AM (RD7QR)

84 Outrageous. They are still at it.

Posted by: Barky Oblowme at December 09, 2013 12:46 PM (72ZRY)


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Yeah.... I read that this morning.....  After his meeting with the IRS he got ANOTHER notice from the IRS.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 08:52 AM (nELVU)

85 Soooo, is anyone on the IRS scandal lately? Is Issa on it?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 09, 2013 08:52 AM (sByIH)

86 I am the opposite of George Washington, I cannot tell the truth, ever!!

Posted by: Barky 'O the Won at December 09, 2013 08:52 AM (BbVJA)

87 I am not sure how to process this music video...  somewhere there is an allegory on how Gaylord views himself...  I just know it but my mind is still gibbering over there in a corner.

http://youtu.be/nxm1mb8JTvw

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 09, 2013 08:52 AM (5oAy6)

88 A living god exists outside of time and space.

Posted by: mrp at December 09, 2013 08:52 AM (HjPtV)

89 Outlining the action required to save the country from Obama and the Republicrats would be dangerous to my health so I'll leave it to your imaginations.

Posted by: Meremortal, keeping pretty quiet at December 09, 2013 08:52 AM (1Y+hH)

90 Allen, I think it's time that you add lying to the stuttering clusterfuck thing.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 09, 2013 08:53 AM (exeiF)

91 In fact, he's doubled down by having the IRS now investigate people who are speaking out against Obamacare. See the article at the American Thinker for his new twist on "outrage".

The president in blatantly using the IRS as a tool to harass people who he disagrees with and the media is still too busy sucking his johnson to be bothered stringing together the facts.

We have an overt despot in the White House trampling freedoms of the people he works for. Yet all the media does is stand by and wipe his ass. I can think of few people that ever lived on this planet I find more loathsome than the MSM. Without their propaganda and dishonesty this would never happen.

Posted by: Marcus at December 09, 2013 08:53 AM (GGCsk)

92 Soooo, is anyone on the IRS scandal lately? Is Issa on it?

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Yeah, Issa is on it like fleas on a dog.  You can expect a damning report sometime in 2019.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 09, 2013 08:53 AM (/i3Yt)

93 OMG! NYT does a homeless child story DURING A DONK ADMINISTRATION!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/mqp3znv

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 09, 2013 08:53 AM (Hx5uv)

94

In the Curious World of Barack Obama, a hostile media makes up lies about him to make him look bad.

===================================

 

What's so curious about that?  Seems obviously true to me.  And to the fans of my story.

Posted by: President For Life Obama at December 09, 2013 08:53 AM (B5y+v)

95 What would an Ewok with a pron mustache look like? Posted by: joncelli, looking for his outrage at December 09, 2013 12:51 PM (RD7QR) Slightly less hairy Ron Jeremy? You're welcome for the delightful lunchtime image.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 08:54 AM (fWAjv)

96 Allen, I think it's time that you add lying to the stuttering clusterfuck thing. The problem is that it's so easy to add appellations and it's so hard to know when to stop. I mean, a full listing of his flustercluckery would be blog-post length.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 08:54 AM (PYAXX)

97 In the Curious World of Barack Obama, a hostile media makes up lies about him to make him look bad. Posted by: Ace at 12:32 PM The curious incurious president.

Posted by: Caliban at December 09, 2013 08:54 AM (DrC22)

98 >>> Did I ever mention that Osama Bin Laden is DEAD and General Motors is ALIVE AND WELL!!! You mean the General Motors that went through the illegal bankruptcy? Drive over here in your 2012 Pontiac and tell me all about it.

Posted by: fluffy at December 09, 2013 08:54 AM (Ua6T/)

99 You can't put Ace in the barrell-- Ace IS the barrell. Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 09, 2013 12:37 PM

NOBODY puts Ace in the Barrell

Posted by: Johnny Castle at December 09, 2013 08:54 AM (aTXUx)

100 If I were in charge of this website, the ampersands would be free.

Posted by: Bo the Whitehouse Webmaster at December 09, 2013 08:55 AM (Dwehj)

101

What would an Ewok with a pron mustache look like?

 

It's all a  flavor saver, baby.

Posted by: Wicket Taproot at December 09, 2013 08:55 AM (5WkPq)

102 "You Are The Wind Beneath My Wings" ?? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 09, 2013 Heh heh, seriously, I opened with (not for) the guy that first recorded that tune. Went to Number 3 on the country charts. Media was saying we were expected to be the next "Eagles". Then Bette Midler fucked us.

Posted by: Meremortal, keeping pretty quiet at December 09, 2013 08:55 AM (1Y+hH)

103 Is calling for the barrel when there is no barrel-able offense cause for the barrel for the barrelist?

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at December 09, 2013 08:55 AM (LsF5M)

104 See comment 64, even when you close your italics correctly this blog still screws it up.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 09, 2013 08:55 AM (sByIH)

105 We looked into that whole IRS supposed "scandal" thing and found it was just a bunch of faux outrage by you bitter clingers.

Posted by: ABCNBCCBSWashPostNYTimes at December 09, 2013 08:55 AM (OZmbA)

106 I thought the barrel was played by Brian Dennehy? Yes, this is true, but remember, Brian Dennehy was played by Ace.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at December 09, 2013 08:55 AM (QF8uk)

107 The sputtering, slobbering drunk Mathews has outdone himself in the BJ department.  Not only deep throat but didn't spill a drop.

Posted by: Cheri at December 09, 2013 08:56 AM (G+Wff)

108 Then Bette Midler fucked us and we were scarred for life.

Posted by: Meremortal, keeping pretty quiet at December 09, 2013 12:55 PM (1Y+hH)


FIFY.

Posted by: joncelli, looking for his outrage at December 09, 2013 08:56 AM (RD7QR)

109 ...and spell-check would be free, too.

Posted by: Bo the White House Webmaster at December 09, 2013 08:57 AM (Dwehj)

110 Outrageous. They are still at it.

 

Posted by: Barky Oblowme at December 09, 2013 12:46 PM (72ZRY)

 

And they'll still be at it until there are real PMITA prison terms or death sentences for treason.  So tell me, which of our brave GOP solons will lead the charge.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 08:57 AM (zF6Iw)

111 104 See comment 64, even when you close your italics correctly this blog still screws it up. Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2013 12:55 PM (sByIH) Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: Caliban at December 09, 2013 08:57 AM (DrC22)

112 You're welcome for the delightful lunchtime image.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 12:54 PM (fWAjv)


----


Yeah.... but can the Ewok *do* what Ron Jeremy could *do*......

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 08:57 AM (nELVU)

113 Isn't it about time we stop bashing our president and give him a break?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 09, 2013 08:57 AM (P1WNR)

114 Not only deep throat but didn't spill a drop. I'm not sure that's such a high bar, considering who, exactly, was receiving the BJer.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 08:57 AM (PYAXX)

115 Yes, this is true, but remember, Brian Dennehy was played by Ace.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at December 09, 2013 12:55 PM (QF8uk)

 

THE CALL   IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 09, 2013 08:57 AM (4df7R)

116 100 If I were in charge of this website, the ampersands would be free. Posted by: Bo the Whitehouse Webmaster at December 09, 2013 12:55 PM (Dwehj) They are, you just need the platinum membership, see I have them &&&&&

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2013 08:58 AM (HVff2)

117 You can't put Ace in the barrel-- Ace IS the barrel. So when all those poor posters were sent to the barrel they were... I think I'm going to vomit!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 09, 2013 08:58 AM (sByIH)

118 Has my Miss Clairol shipment of Sunny Blonde arrived yet?

Posted by: Chris Matthews to his PA at December 09, 2013 08:58 AM (OZmbA)

119

What would an Ewok with a pron mustache look like?

 

Ron Burgundy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 08:58 AM (zF6Iw)

120 The problem is that it's so easy to add appellations and it's so hard to know when to stop. I mean, a full listing of his flustercluckery would be blog-post length. If only you had a blog Allen...

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 09, 2013 08:58 AM (exeiF)

121 I wish I had a son, just so I could actively and vocally NOT name him after the fuckstick Preezy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 09, 2013 08:58 AM (4df7R)

122 And they'll still be at it until there are real PMITA prison terms or death sentences for treason. So tell me, which of our brave GOP solons will lead the charge.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 12:57 PM (zF6Iw)


I *sobs* will take up the charge of the *sobs* American people *sobs*.

Posted by: John Boehner at December 09, 2013 08:59 AM (Kkt/i)

123 Orange jumpsuits. But nothing will be done.

Posted by: Y-not at December 09, 2013 08:59 AM (zDsvJ)

124 Step 1) Make arbitrary and confusing campaign finance laws Step 2) Selectively enforce them to punish enemies and reward allies Step 3) Win election Step 4) Act shocked, shocked that enemies were targeted Step 5) Berate and mock anyone who was shocked that enemies were targeted. Step 6) Continue using laws to hurt enemies and help allies.

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2013 09:00 AM (hFL/3)

125 By the way, and I know I should remember this from my days as a tenured professor of Constitutional Law at the University of Chicago Law School, heh heh, but I've been hearing a lot about an "Article V Convention" lately  and  I'm  not  really  sure  what  that  is.  Even on my favorite moderate blog, DailyHos,   they're  talking  this  up.  What's that all about?  Why is "V" involved?  Is that another anarcho-libertarian riot thingee?

Posted by: President For Life Obama at December 09, 2013 09:00 AM (B5y+v)

126 "...of me I sing..." What? Oh, sorry, just humming to myself.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 09, 2013 09:01 AM (FcR7P)

127 Then Bette Midler fucked us and we were scarred for life. Posted by: joncelli, looking for his outrage at December 09, 2013 12:56 PM (RD7QR) At least I got an early start on hating her.

Posted by: Meremortal, scarred for life at December 09, 2013 09:01 AM (1Y+hH)

128 I like how the MSNBC chick, Hairy-Pits, who says Obamacare is the new n-word is so clearly at least 70% european descent. I bet she does her hair in braids out of fear her natural hair will look "too white". She's lighter skinned than half the white people I know and all the Mexicans. Yet she's on MSNBC's Black Panther Power Hour.

Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 09, 2013 09:02 AM (ZPrif)

129 "For Keeps Sake" A Branco Obama cartoon: http://legalinsurrection.com/2013/12/branco-cartoon-for-keeps-sake/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2013 09:02 AM (BC6cY)

130

You can't put Ace in the barrel-- Ace IS the barrel.

 

***

 

That might explain the fluorescent green sludge.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 09, 2013 09:02 AM (N/Sup)

131 What's that all about? Why is "V" involved? Is that another anarcho-libertarian riot thingee?

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V is for Visitors..... as in reptilian disguising themselves as human and plotting world domination. 

See also: Valerie Jarret.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 09:02 AM (nELVU)

132 Can you imagine the epic breakdown this thin skinned fuck would have if the media wasn't sucking him off 24/7.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 12:45 PM (fWAjv)


EXACTLY

Posted by: i am rather beginning to dislike this president at December 09, 2013 09:03 AM (whMsz)

133 Chris, I don't quite know how to say this, but I've always fantasized about having a blonde head bobbing up and down on my knob. You game?

Posted by: Preznit Barky Obamamier at December 09, 2013 09:03 AM (OZmbA)

134 Barky was only outraged Valerie Jarret didn't tell him she was ordering the targeting of conservative groups.  The actual targeting? Not so much.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 09, 2013 09:03 AM (f9c2L)

135 The BALLS in that guy!

*smiles*

PS: Obama's golf outings are just cover for what happens in the showers after the media is safely shooed away.  Why do you think women are never invited?

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 09, 2013 09:04 AM (B/VB5)

136 If I were in charge of this website, the ampersands would be free. Posted by: Bo the Whitehouse Webmaster at December 09, 2013 12:55 PM (Dwehj) They are, you just need the platinum membership, see I have them &&&&& You get them with the Cardboard Membership AND two hobo pelts. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2013 09:04 AM (h1D+w)

137  I guess the' just a screw up' means getting outed for behavior.

otherwise status norm these years.

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2013 09:04 AM (nqBYe)

138 Joe the Plumber
Ben Carson
The Cancer Patient

What of the coincidence of people who publicly criticize you being audited Mr President?

Fake scandal? Of course.

Posted by: Typo Dynamofo at December 09, 2013 09:04 AM (FtCW+)

139 Barky was only outraged Valerie Jarret didn't tell him she was ordering the they got caught targeting of conservative groups. The actual targeting? FIFY.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 09:05 AM (PYAXX)

140 I predict, in the next month, we will find out that there is, in fact, no investigation of the IRS by the FBI/DOJ

Posted by: Pres**ent Barack “Unexpectedly Black” Obama at December 09, 2013 09:05 AM (e8kgV)

141 You get them with the Cardboard Membership AND two hobo pelts. I mailed in my hobo pelts but I never heard back. How long did your cardboard membership processing take?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 09, 2013 09:06 AM (sByIH)

142 If I were in charge of this website, the ampersands would be free. Born free, free as the wind blows. Wind, & Chris Matthews, whatever.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at December 09, 2013 09:06 AM (QF8uk)

143 http://tinyurl.com/kdt7yc2

Posted by: NY Times Editors at December 09, 2013 09:06 AM (0FSuD)

144 Pixxy won't even let me quote that many ampersands.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 09:06 AM (5WkPq)

145 102 "You Are The Wind Beneath My Wings" ?? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 09, 2013 Heh heh, seriously, I opened with (not for) the guy that first recorded that tune. Went to Number 3 on the country charts. Media was saying we were expected to be the next "Eagles". Then Bette Midler fucked us. --- I've had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man!

Posted by: The Dude at December 09, 2013 09:06 AM (/Crba)

146 Ampersands: &&&

Posted by: Sphynx at December 09, 2013 09:07 AM (OZmbA)

147 Damn.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 09, 2013 09:07 AM (OZmbA)

148

Ampersand test:

&&&& &&&& &&&&&&& &&&&&&&

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 09, 2013 09:07 AM (N/Sup)

149 If I were in charge of this website, the ampersands would be free. The ampersands ARE free. Free from exploitation by people like *you*!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 09:07 AM (PYAXX)

150 Why aren't you clapping??? That was four fuzzies in rapid succession!

Posted by: President Urkel [/i] [/b] at December 09, 2013 09:07 AM (B0gqn)

151 134 Barky was only outraged Valerie Jarret didn't tell him she was ordering the targeting of conservative groups. The actual targeting? Not so much. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 09, 2013 01:03 PM (f9c2L) The ends justifies the means. Our GOP congressional leaders, Ryan, Boner, McConnell, et al don't have the will or the guts to fight back. Until the leadership stands up and fights you will always have the current msm/dem orgy of love

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2013 09:07 AM (HVff2)

152 I have to disagree.

Obama doesn't see it as lying, because he sees reality as something that is malleable, and defined by his perceptions and needs.

Posted by: Barack H. Obama at December 09, 2013 09:07 AM (oJ5Fd)

153 & Test on phone.

Posted by: Y-not at December 09, 2013 09:07 AM (zDsvJ)

154 51--the media knows that he'd crumble like dust if they really went after him.  Most of us have family members or friends or co-workers who  we must walk on eggshells around. As wrong as they may be, there's always someone pointing out, "Don't say anything. You know how he is..." That's how it is with Barky.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at December 09, 2013 09:07 AM (1lR5W)

155 Oh, don't make me go upstairs and get my Kindle, 'cause I will ampersand your asses back to the stone ages!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 09, 2013 09:07 AM (N/Sup)

156 Let's see... do I have this laptop set up for ampersands? & the verdict is...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 09:07 AM (PYAXX)

157 I like how the MSNBC chick, Hairy-Pits, who says Obamacare is the new n-word
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Bart: [low voice] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the Obamacare gets it!

Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He's not bluffing.

Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men. He's just crazy enough to do it!

Bart: [low voice] Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this Obamacare's head all over this town!

Bart: [high-pitched voice] Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's desp'it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy!


Posted by: WalrusRex at December 09, 2013 09:08 AM (Hx5uv)

158

When I sent in my Hobo pelts I got  a Secret Decoder ring.

 

 

Posted by: Drink Moar Valu-Rite at December 09, 2013 09:08 AM (5WkPq)

159 The truth of the matter is, we don't have representation any more.

We have less representation in this federal system than the colonialists did in 1775.

The "virtual representation" that some British claimed was sufficient is a fact for us today. For it is only indirectly that any have a claim of influence upon Washington, DC.

If the system was working, in theory, I should expect dealings with my city around once a week, my state once a month or so, and the federal government no more than once a year.

Instead, the whole system is on its head.

The entity that is farthest away, most insulated from my reach, least able to address my redress is the most common about the body politic, having unjustly and illegally usurped its natural and proper role.

There is a king, his avarice eyes and rotted body of 535 limbs sits upon the Potomac River, bloated, ill-tempered and capricious.



Posted by: RoyalOil at December 09, 2013 09:08 AM (VjL9S)

160 Not that the media wants to ask him a hard question....

Posted by: JoeyBagels at December 09, 2013 09:08 AM (1lR5W)

161 Then Bette Midler fucked us.

So you know how Dolly Parton feels about Whitney Houston.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 09, 2013 09:08 AM (B/VB5)

162 Typo , the new understanding becomes the 'othering' of the citizen .

the media , the politicians on Both sides of the aisle  and the dem boot lickers  don't seem concerned it might one day be Them, they should be made to stop now, But obviously  political win  tops all .

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2013 09:08 AM (nqBYe)

163 121 I wish I had a son, just so I could actively and vocally NOT name him after the fuckstick Preezy. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 09, 2013 12:58 PM (4df7R) http://tinyurl.com/o9ptyl7 Nobody Names Their Baby 'Barack' Anymore During Reagans first year there were 5757 babies named Ronald. During Obumbles there were 52.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 09:09 AM (fWAjv)

164 What really pisses me off is that when the next Republican President is elected, the media will make up scandals as bad as these against the President. They will report on those fake scandals 24/7. When we complain about the fabricated incidents, they will point to these real incidents and say "Hypocrite, where were you when the media were making things up about Obama?"

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 09, 2013 09:09 AM (sByIH)

165
Smith & Wesson

Ben & Jerrys

M & M's

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 09:09 AM (nELVU)

166 The slings and ampersands of outrageous fortune: &&&&&

Which also happens to be another reason to hate Bette Midler.

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 09:09 AM (/29Nl)

167 I remember an America where just the IRS scandal alone would have brought down the entire government. F&F, Libya, IRS, NSA, Reporter wiretaps, on and on; No one will ever go to jail or even get fired and President Christie or Clinton will pull a Gerald Ford and say "Fuggetaboutit" as they nationalize daycare centers and send SWAT teams to garage sales. I weep for the great nation we once had.

Posted by: Daybrother at December 09, 2013 09:09 AM (l9VBs)

168 45 What Gaylord does right? 1. Lie 2. Poop. 3. Lie 4. Golf 5. Sleep 6. Lie Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 09, 2013 12:43 PM (5oAy6 Pants crease!

Posted by: TiminAL at December 09, 2013 09:10 AM (A9c4d)

169 You get them with the Cardboard Membership AND two hobo pelts. I mailed in my hobo pelts but I never heard back. How long did your cardboard membership processing take? #twoweeks. (Too easy)

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2013 09:10 AM (h1D+w)

170 Smith Wesson

Ben Jerrys

M M's

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 01:09 PM (nELVU)


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..... nope.    But I can do THIS!!!


Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 09:10 AM (nELVU)

171

Down and Out in Beverly Hills has a sex scene with Bette Midler and Nick Nolte.

 

Enjoy your lunch.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 09:10 AM (5WkPq)

172 161 Then Bette Midler fucked us. So you know how Dolly Parton feels about Whitney Houston. --- Sometimes, you just have to let a song go because the person who did it just fucking owns it now. Well, until some asshole comes up and claims you're doing a cover of a Johnny Cash song.

Posted by: Trent Reznor at December 09, 2013 09:10 AM (/Crba)

173 what's a stupid ability to do ampersands mean to the greater post?

Nothing, Nothing i say!

i don't care about your crummy ampersands!

ok maybe i care a tiny bit.
sniff.

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2013 09:10 AM (nqBYe)

174 Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 01:10 PM (5WkPq) F*ck you & the horse you rode in on.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 09:11 AM (PYAXX)

175 I saw Ampersand Your Asses Back To The Stone Ages! open for Orchestral Manoeuvers in the Dark at the Channel in '71.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 09:11 AM (zF6Iw)

176

Again, I don't think this is all that hard to understand.  When people so "Obama lied" or point out how he says one thing one time, then something completely different another,  that's because Barack Obama doesn't speak for Barack Obama.

 

He speaks for all  the people  behind him who control his agenda. 

 

He's a puppet.  He's the sound system, and not the brains of  this outfit. 

 

There may be multiple sources of information that come out of his mouth, like the clown at a fast food drive-thru  lane.  You aren't  hearing the clown speak, you are hearing the low level employee who is speaking into the mic, and it comes out  the clown's mouth.

 

Now, maybe  when he's sitting on Chris Matthews', those are his real words.  I don't know, because I can't stand either of them, so it's not like I'm going to listen.  But if you said he said it, then maybe he meant it. 

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2013 09:11 AM (xCw24)

177 Obama doesn't see it as lying, because he sees reality as something that is malleable, and defined by his perceptions and needs.
-
Barky is like Q on ST:TNG, super smart and able to bend reality to his will.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 09, 2013 09:11 AM (Hx5uv)

178 171 Down and Out in Beverly Hills has a sex scene with Bette Midler and Nick Nolte. Enjoy your lunch. --- *THWACK* Screw you, convict...

Posted by: Inspector Jack Cates at December 09, 2013 09:11 AM (/Crba)

179 Barky is like Q on ST:TNG, super smart and able to bend reality to his will.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 09, 2013 01:11 PM (Hx5uv)



Except Q is smart.



Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 09:11 AM (GQ8sn)

180 Ampersand-free Posts®

Posted by: Sphynx at December 09, 2013 09:12 AM (OZmbA)

181 I think I am going to waste money on Mega Million tickets.  $344 million is very tempting.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 09, 2013 09:12 AM (5oAy6)

182 Except Q is smart. And likable.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 09:12 AM (PYAXX)

183 177 Obama doesn't see it as lying, because he sees reality as something that is malleable, and defined by his perceptions and needs. - Barky is like Q on ST:TNG, super smart and able to bend reality to his will. --- I'm hoping he's something a little closer to Trelaine, Squire of Gothos. I doubt his whore of a mother and his drunken daddy will show up to stop him, though.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 09:12 AM (/Crba)

184 & &

Posted by: Sphynx at December 09, 2013 09:12 AM (OZmbA)

185 I think I am going to waste money on Mega Million tickets. $344 million is very tempting. Hey, buy me one.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 09:12 AM (PYAXX)

186 I think I am going to waste money on Mega Million tickets. $344 million is very tempting.


I've never played Mega Millions.

Is it 6 numbers out of 49?


Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 09:12 AM (GQ8sn)

187 I think I am going to waste money on Mega Million tickets. $344 million is very tempting. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 09, 2013 01:12 PM (5oAy6) I might even get two whole tickets. You know if I were going to long term cosplay something, it wouldn't be The West Wing.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 09, 2013 09:13 AM (VtjlW)

188 161 Then Bette Midler fucked us. So you know how Dolly Parton feels about Whitney Houston. Posted by: Ian S. at December 09, 2013 01:08 PM (B/VB5) I'm guessing Dolly is laughing & Whitney, well .............

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2013 09:13 AM (HVff2)

189 That poor man is just a mess. Shame on the media for pushing him into the presidency like that!

Posted by: Mindy at December 09, 2013 09:13 AM (GRLuN)

190 I complained I had no ampersands until I met a man who had no "e"s.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 09, 2013 09:13 AM (Hx5uv)

191 Amps and test: Shields & Yarnell

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 09, 2013 09:13 AM (exeiF)

192

Down and Out in Beverly Hills has a sex scene with Bette Midler and Nick Nolte.

 

****

 

That must have  more saggy grey skin than Disney's "Dumbo".

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 09, 2013 09:13 AM (N/Sup)

193 If Obama lies and the media doesn't report it, are they actually lies?

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2013 09:14 AM (nqBYe)

194 Any outrage was over the fact that his minions were caught and he was implicated. Outrage over what was actually done to American citizens is a foreign concept to him.

Posted by: perturbed at December 09, 2013 09:14 AM (TXq4O)

195 You know if I were going to long term cosplay something, it wouldn't be The West Wing. --- What about The X-Files? I figure you could pull off Scully.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 09:14 AM (/Crba)

196   121 I wish I had a son, just so I could actively and vocally NOT name him after the fuckstick Preezy.
*
*
I do my part.  No more Kenyan coffees for me!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 09, 2013 09:14 AM (BDU/a)

197 ¢©¼¾ø‰ŠŸ

Everything but an ampersand. My kingdom for an ampersand.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 09, 2013 09:14 AM (OZmbA)

198 Nixon called, he wants his reputation back.

Posted by: Jean at December 09, 2013 09:14 AM (4JkHl)

199 Is it 6 numbers out of 49? Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 01:12 PM (GQ8sn) I think it is up to 6 out of 75 now.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 09:14 AM (fWAjv)

200

Sometimes, you just have to let a song go because the person who did it just fucking owns it now.

 

For instance, Hendrix's version of Dylan's All Along the Watchtower.

 

Or Harry Nilsson's version of Badfinger's Without You.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 09:15 AM (zF6Iw)

201

Down and Out in Beverly Hills has a sex scene with Bette Midler and Nick Nolte.

 

First off, fuck you for that   mental image.  Just fuck you.

 

Secondly, you mean 1992 Sexiest Man Alive Nick Nolte?    Yeah, I couldn't believe it then, and I still can't.  All because he made out with Babs Streisand in Prince of Tides!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 09, 2013 09:15 AM (4df7R)

202 You know if I were going to long term cosplay something, it wouldn't be The West Wing. Do tell.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 09, 2013 09:15 AM (sByIH)

203 &

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2013 09:15 AM (nqBYe)

204 “When we do things right, they don’t get a lot of attention,” the president said, no doubt sending a thrill up the MSNBC host’s leg. “If we do something that is perceived at least initially as a screw-up, it will be on the nightly news for a week.”





Has he watched the nightly news? Are they not cheering loudly enough for Dear Leader?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2013 09:15 AM (1Jaio)

205 I think it is up to 6 out of 75 now.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 01:14 PM (fWAjv)



Really? 


What are the odds?



Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 09:15 AM (GQ8sn)

206 90 Allen, I think it's time that you add lying to the stuttering clusterfuck thing.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 09, 2013 12:53 PM (exeiF)

 

 

I've been going this lately.

 

An arrogant, incompetent, serially mendacious, stuttering clusterfuck of a misserable failure.

 

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at December 09, 2013 09:15 AM (/2ciC)

207
Eh...that line was just a signal to the IRS to keep on with the tea party targeting.  He's saying 'no problem with me if you keep doing it'.

Its alinsky and marx all the way down.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2013 09:16 AM (MaP11)

208 Screw you, convict...

Posted by: Inspector Jack Cates at December 09, 2013 01:11 PM (/Crba)


----


Just occurred to me that Obama is EXACTLY like Eddie Murphy in the cowboy bar scene.


"There's a new sheriff in town.  A black man with a badge.  Which means I can kick your redneck ass anytime I feel like it."


"Jobs?????  Your too fuckin stupid to have jobs."

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 09:16 AM (nELVU)

209 In the Curious World of Barack Obama, a hostile media makes up lies about him to make him look bad.
=======
It's not a "liberal" media, it's a "corporate" media.

See, what a neat trick?

The lie they tell: Because a certain number of print and broadcast media are owned by corporations--and everyone knows corporations are evil, right-wing constructs of oppression and regression--the media is actually  hostile to enlightened truths and the public good.

Maddow can set herself up as the only one telling the truth and the only reason she isn't the most popular show on the TV is . . . ?

Well, they've a whole stack of lies and neat polemics to prove they are right.

Never forget that the people who never went a day without deriding the "sheeple" under W are the ones in power today--their opinion of the others in America hasn't changed, they're just on mute right now.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 09, 2013 09:16 AM (VjL9S)

210 Hey, Mrs. Robinson didn't complain about our cover.

Posted by: Lemon Heads at December 09, 2013 09:16 AM (JRmiD)

211 He only *has* to care about the next news cycle.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2013 09:17 AM (KXm42)

212 MATTHEWS: 501(c)(4) is tricky to begin with, how to define it.


Confirmed: Toadies are lousy at "Hardball."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2013 09:17 AM (8ZskC)

213 Just occurred to me that Obama is EXACTLY like Eddie Murphy in the cowboy bar scene. "There's a new sheriff in town. A black man with a badge. Which means I can kick your redneck ass anytime I feel like it." "Jobs????? Your too fuckin stupid to have jobs." --- Can we get Denise Crosby to beat the shit out of him with a baseball bat?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 09:17 AM (/Crba)

214 What about The X-Files? I figure you could pull off Scully. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 01:14 PM (/Crba) I would do Scully. Take that as you will.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 09, 2013 09:17 AM (VtjlW)

215 What are the odds? Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 01:15 PM (GQ8sn) 1 in 259,000,000. Same odds as the MSM holding Barky to account for anything.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 09:18 AM (fWAjv)

216 Old and busted: Curious George.

New Hotness: Incurious Obama

I was somewhat upset when my eldest puked on Curious George. I will be somewhat less upset when any of my children wipe their asses with Incurious Obama. Sadly, this country had the chance to do that very thing last year, but failed to get outside the margin of fraud.

Posted by: physics geek at December 09, 2013 09:18 AM (MT22W)

217 Confirmed: Toadies are lousy at "Hardball." I saw the Toadies open up for... Wait, you may mean a different kind of Toady. *starts humming "I come from the water"*

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 09:18 AM (PYAXX)

218 214 What about The X-Files? I figure you could pull off Scully. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 01:14 PM (/Crba) I would do Scully. Take that as you will. --- Do we get to watch? Because I'm pretty sure Gillian's up for that kind of thing.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 09:18 AM (/Crba)

219 I would do Scully.


Take that as you will.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 09, 2013 01:17 PM (VtjlW)



Highest rated episode in the history of television.


At least among the Moron demographic.

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 09:18 AM (/29Nl)

220

Bauhaus - Ziggy Stardust

 

 

(that should get JeffB all riled up)

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 09:18 AM (5WkPq)

221 Are they not cheering loudly enough for Dear Leader? Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2013 01:15 PM (1Jaio) As long as there are still citizens who recognize the truth, they are not cheering loudly enough.

Posted by: Mindy at December 09, 2013 09:18 AM (GRLuN)

222 I think it is up to 6 out of 75 now.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 01:14 PM (fWAjv)

 

*****

 

Heh-  Back when Texas increased their lotto  from   something like "6 out of 48"  to "6 out of 52"  or some such, they actually advertised it as "Now you have even more chances to win!"  

 

Quacked me up.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 09, 2013 09:19 AM (N/Sup)

223 I would do Scully.


Take that as you will.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 09, 2013 01:17 PM (VtjlW)



*cues up "Whole Lotta Love"'s opening guitar riff in my mind*



Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 09:19 AM (GQ8sn)

224

Ike and Tina - Proud Mary

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 09:19 AM (5WkPq)

225 Let's watch our language.

http://tinyurl.com/md7kvk3

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 09, 2013 09:19 AM (Hx5uv)

226 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 09, 2013 01:17 PM (VtjlW) Bunk.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 09:19 AM (PYAXX)

227 Easy.  He was "outraged" until he realized the coverup would be successful.  Then he stopped pretending.  Worse than Nixon.

Posted by: Peej at December 09, 2013 09:19 AM (xYVem)

228 1 in 259,000,000. Same odds as the MSM holding Barky to account for anything. Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 01:18 PM (fWAjv) I wonder what the break even point is when you include all the lesser prizes. Do we get to watch? Because I'm pretty sure Gillian's up for that kind of thing. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 01:18 PM (/Crba) Maaaaaaybe.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 09, 2013 09:19 AM (VtjlW)

229 No.  It's six numbers out of a million gazillion.

Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2013 09:19 AM (Tx68O)

230 210 Hey, Mrs. Robinson didn't complain about our cover.
*
*
At her age, Mrs. Robinson is just glad of a little attention.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 09, 2013 09:20 AM (BDU/a)

231 221 Are they not cheering loudly enough for Dear Leader? Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2013 01:15 PM (1Jaio) As long as there are still citizens who recognize the truth, they are not cheering loudly enough. --- *I* was saying "Boo-Urns"...

Posted by: Hans Moleman at December 09, 2013 09:20 AM (/Crba)

232

I would do Scully.





Take that as you will.

 

 

This Thread has just received a new lease on life.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 09:20 AM (5WkPq)

233 Dolly (who's version is better IMHO) says she is glad Whitney did so well with the song because it made her so much money. Dolly is rumored to be worth half a billion dollars.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 09, 2013 09:20 AM (exeiF)

234 214 What about The X-Files? I figure you could pull off Scully.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 01:14 PM (/Crba)


I would do Scully.


Take that as you will. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting.


Hotness depends on whether you count yourself in the Birkenstock crowd or the stiletto heel crowd.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 09, 2013 09:21 AM (OZmbA)

235 if only Obama knew the IRS was tagging his political adversaries to be harassed, helping him win elections and chilling the populace with the tactics.
if only Obama knew how atf was being used to undermine a citizens rights to protect themselves.
if only Obama knew epa was harassing  coal miners and and their financial futures.
if only Obama knew unions would send out his voters to harass and intimidate those who spoke freely but obviously in error  and the  hands of govt agencies.
if only obama knew that obamacare  would drive many lower middle class americans to poverty.

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2013 09:21 AM (nqBYe)

236 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 09, 2013 01:19 PM (N/Sup) Heh. They're still doing that trick. Mega Millions revamp increases chance of winning by Zack Harold Daily Mail Capitol Reporter Changes by the Multi-State Lottery Association have made winning the Mega Millions jackpot much less likely. A recent revamp of the $1 lottery game gives players a 1 in 259 million chance of hitting the jackpot. The odds used to be slightly better, at 1 in 175 million. ------- Looking for a job with this administration I guess.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 09:21 AM (fWAjv)

237 Chris, I don't quite know how to say this, but I've always fantasized about having a blonde head bobbing up and down on my knob. You game?

Posted by: Preznit Barky Obamamier

 

 

Actually that has always been the rumor.  That the Preznit would favor a special gay bathhouse in Chicago and his preference was older, white males.  Considering how he was raised this makes perfect sense.  The only exception is now he's doing it to the whole country.

Posted by: Cheri at December 09, 2013 09:21 AM (G+Wff)

238 215 What are the odds? Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 01:15 PM (GQ8sn) 1 in 259,000,000. Same odds as the MSM holding Barky to account for anything. Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 01:18 PM (fWAjv) Me thinks you have better odds to win the lotto

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2013 09:21 AM (HVff2)

239

Dolly is rumored to be worth half a billion dollars.

 

...and she has big tracts of land!

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 09:22 AM (5WkPq)

240 Dolly (who's version is better IMHO)

-------------


I agree, Dolly sings it much better.  Much sweeter. 

Posted by: grammie (cuz mama is way way old) winger at December 09, 2013 09:22 AM (P6QsQ)

241
Dolly Parton is one of my favorite trios.....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 09:22 AM (nELVU)

242 Hotness depends on whether you count yourself in the Birkenstock crowd or the stiletto heel crowd. Posted by: Sphynx at December 09, 2013 01:21 PM (OZmbA) *eyebrow arch* You cannot possibly be making such an inquiry of moi.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 09, 2013 09:22 AM (VtjlW)

243 I would do Scully. Take that as you will. Did you see the X-Files episode where Mulder and Scully went into an HOA undercover as husband and wife? There's a scene where Mulder is embarrassing Scully at a dinner with neighbors by talking about how she's a crystal-gripping new-agey hippie. The funny thing (to me) is that he was making fun of real world Gillian Anderson. She really is a new-agey crystal-gripping hippie.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 09, 2013 09:22 AM (sByIH)

244 Need more coffee.  Total copy  and paste fail.

Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2013 09:23 AM (Tx68O)

245 A recent revamp of the $1 lottery game gives players a 1 in 259 million chance of hitting the jackpot. The odds used to be slightly better, at 1 in 175 million. At this point, what does it matter??

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2013 09:23 AM (h1D+w)

246 If you like your ampersands you can keep your ampersands.

Posted by: Barky at December 09, 2013 09:23 AM (Ua6T/)

247 Me thinks you have better odds to win the lotto

And get struck by lightning the next day.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 09, 2013 09:23 AM (ZKzrr)

248 239
Dolly is rumored to be worth half a billion dollars.

...and she has big tracts of land!

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 01:22 PM (5WkPq)



She has big twin peaks to go with it.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 09, 2013 09:24 AM (OZmbA)

249 I would do Scully.
 Posted by: alexthechick

===================
Get in line.

Posted by: physics geek at December 09, 2013 09:24 AM (MT22W)

250 Did you see the X-Files episode where Mulder and Scully went into an HOA undercover as husband and wife? There's a scene where Mulder is embarrassing Scully at a dinner with neighbors by talking about how she's a crystal-gripping new-agey hippie. --- That was a fun episode on a number of levels. I loved the concept of a "rules golem" used by the HOA to destroy anyone who didn't conform, as it perfectly depicts the "Condo Commandos" whom everyone hates.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 09:24 AM (/Crba)

251 As I said, waste money. 

But go today and avoid the lines that will be there tomorrow evening.

So who would AlextheChick cosplay as?  Haruka from FLCL?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 09, 2013 09:24 AM (5oAy6)

252 Did you see the X-Files episode where Mulder and Scully went into an HOA undercover as husband and wife? There's a scene where Mulder is embarrassing Scully at a dinner with neighbors by talking about how she's a crystal-gripping new-agey hippie.


Is that the one with Bruce Campbell?


Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 09:24 AM (GQ8sn)

253 >>> Or Harry Nilsson's version of Badfinger's Without You. You mean "Ken Lee"

Posted by: Bulgaria has talent! at December 09, 2013 09:24 AM (Ua6T/)

254 Birkenstock crowd or the stiletto heel crowd

we can be both.

we are only limited by ..

nevermind.

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2013 09:24 AM (nqBYe)

255 252 Did you see the X-Files episode where Mulder and Scully went into an HOA undercover as husband and wife? There's a scene where Mulder is embarrassing Scully at a dinner with neighbors by talking about how she's a crystal-gripping new-agey hippie. Is that the one with Bruce Campbell? --- Pretty sure that Campbell was in the one where they were investigating "demonic sacrifices" of babies.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 09:25 AM (/Crba)

256 You cannot possibly be making such an inquiry of moi.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 09, 2013 01:22 PM (VtjlW)



Birkenstocks then?  Meh.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 09, 2013 09:25 AM (OZmbA)

257 The funny thing (to me) is that he was making fun of real world Gillian Anderson. She really is a new-agey crystal-gripping hippie.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for non-fat tofutti rice dreamsicles.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 09, 2013 09:25 AM (ZKzrr)

258 tell me it's alright to have a glass of wine for lunch.


Posted by: willow at December 09, 2013 09:25 AM (nqBYe)

259 257 The funny thing (to me) is that he was making fun of real world Gillian Anderson. She really is a new-agey crystal-gripping hippie. I scream, you scream, we all scream for non-fat tofutti rice dreamsicles --- I'm pretty sure GA screams for sushi at the Y these days.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 09:25 AM (/Crba)

260 What are the odds?

Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 01:15 PM (GQ8sn)

1 in 259,000,000.




So you're saying there's a chance?


/Lloyd Christmas mode


Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 09:26 AM (GQ8sn)

261
Ha ha.  The NSA is even spying on World of Warcraft.

I can see why we need a much bigger govt, I mean, there are whole virtual worlds out there to monitor.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2013 09:26 AM (MaP11)

262 I agree, Dolly sings it much better. Much sweeter.

Posted by: grammie (cuz mama is way way old) winger at December 09, 2013 01:22 PM (P6QsQ)

 

Whitney's version is a great show stopper in terms of vocal talent, but Dolly's is the superior rendition, IMO.  You actually feel like her heart is breaking.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 09, 2013 09:26 AM (4df7R)

263

Me thinks you have better odds to win the lotto

And get struck by lightning the next day.

 

 

 

And then devoured by a Sharknado.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 09, 2013 09:26 AM (4df7R)

264 You cannot possibly be making such an inquiry of moi. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 09, 2013 01:22 PM (VtjlW) Some people just do not know you. http://bit.ly/1cl6ufY PS I'm not *really* sending that because of the shoes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 09, 2013 09:26 AM (qyfb5)

265 Pretty sure that Campbell was in the one where they were investigating "demonic sacrifices" of babies.



I can't remember the HOA one.  What happened?

Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 09:26 AM (GQ8sn)

266 Me thinks you have better odds to win the lotto Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2013 01:21 PM (HVff2) Agree. OT - did ya'll see the video from Greenpeace using a mythical jolly fat man to support another mythical situation. It's over at WZ. Way to scare the shit out of kiddies GP.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 09:27 AM (fWAjv)

267 Solid B+.

Posted by: Affirmitive Action Czar at December 09, 2013 09:28 AM (SV01K)

268 Dolly Parton?  I'd hit that harder than Bomber Harris hit Dresden.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 09:28 AM (zF6Iw)

269 nood *sobs*

Posted by: John Boehner at December 09, 2013 09:28 AM (Kkt/i)

270 tell me it's alright to have a glass of wine for lunch. Bottles ARE made of glass. Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2013 09:28 AM (h1D+w)

271 AtC is, and has always been, of the Stompy Boots crowd. 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 09, 2013 09:28 AM (4df7R)

272 What a detestable man.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 09, 2013 09:28 AM (r+7wo)

273 I can't remember the HOA one. What happened? --- Scully and Mulder pose as a couple moving into a development where a bunch of people have mysteriously disappeared. It turns out that the HOA has created a "rules golem" by which anyone who doesn't conform to the HOA rules, such as not replacing a burned-out or busted porchlight, is hunted down and killed by a monster.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 09:28 AM (/Crba)

274 "*starts humming "I come from the water"*" Damn you! I now have oh so catchy Toadies songs stuck in my head.

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2013 09:28 AM (hFL/3)

275 I would do Scully.

Posted by: alexthechick

===================
Get in line.

Posted by: physics geek at December 09, 2013 01:24 PM (MT22W)

 

 

In line?  I was thinking more 'same time' .

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 09, 2013 09:28 AM (m2CN7)

276 263 Me thinks you have better odds to win the lotto And get struck by lightning the next day. And then devoured by a Sharknado. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 09, 2013 01:26 PM (4df7R) Yeah, and if that all happened it wouldn't matter what the msm reported

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2013 09:29 AM (HVff2)

277 176
Again, I don't think this is all that hard to understand. When people so "Obama lied" or point out how he says one thing one time, then something completely different another, that's because Barack Obama doesn't speak for Barack Obama.

He speaks for all the people behind him who control his agenda.

He's a puppet. He's the sound system, and not the brains of this outfit.

There may be multiple sources of information that come out of his mouth, like the clown at a fast food drive-thru lane. You aren't hearing the clown speak, you are hearing the low level employee who is speaking into the mic, and it comes out the clown's mouth.

Now, maybe when he's sitting on Chris Matthews', those are his real words. I don't know, because I can't stand either of them, so it's not like I'm going to listen. But if you said he said it, then maybe he meant it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2013 01:11 PM (xCw24)

 

Well yeah.  Basically you have what Obama is saying in prepared remarks which is the bullshit his handlers are deciding the things he needs to say to sound like a president, hide the truth, etc.  And then there are the unprepared remarks that his handlers can't control like when he's speaking off the cuff like "Red line."  It may be bullshit that his handlers actually believe as well but they know they're not supposed to reveal those thoughts in public.  Obama is too stupid, and so like Joe Biden he just shoots off his mouth.

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2013 09:29 AM (LI48c)

278 271 AtC is, and has always been, of the Stompy Boots crowd. --- I think the implication was "Does her garden grow wild (Birkenstock hippie) or is it well-tended (stiletto heels)?"

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 09:29 AM (/Crba)

279 Nood. And it's a double post!

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 09, 2013 09:29 AM (Hx5uv)

280 Scully and Mulder pose as a couple moving into a development where a bunch of people have mysteriously disappeared.

It turns out that the HOA has created a "rules golem" by which anyone who doesn't conform to the HOA rules, such as not replacing a burned-out or busted porchlight, is hunted down and killed by a monster.


I'm old.  I can't remember that one at all and I've seen them all.


To IMDB.com!!!

Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 09:30 AM (GQ8sn)

281 I admit Gillian Anderson was seriously appealing in her day, but also a *serious* moonbat. Famous for her "nobody has free speech anymore (because Bush) routine." But she did tell a great dog joke on one of the late night shows, where she made a huge production about how everybody asked her the same question and why didn't the host ask her about her dog. When he asked her about the dog, she said, *completely* innocently, "I don't have a dog." A sense of humor makes up for a certain amount of battiness.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 09, 2013 09:30 AM (qyfb5)

282 Dude, leave me alone! I only lie on days ending in "y"!

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 09, 2013 09:31 AM (i2t1q)

283 In line? I was thinking more 'same time' .

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 09, 2013 01:28 PM (m2CN7)
=======================

Bunk.

Posted by: physics geek at December 09, 2013 09:31 AM (MT22W)

284 280 Scully and Mulder pose as a couple moving into a development where a bunch of people have mysteriously disappeared. It turns out that the HOA has created a "rules golem" by which anyone who doesn't conform to the HOA rules, such as not replacing a burned-out or busted porchlight, is hunted down and killed by a monster. I'm old. I can't remember that one at all and I've seen them all. To IMDB.com!!! --- Look around seasons 6-8. It's from one of the seasons between the movie and when Duchovny left the show.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 09:31 AM (/Crba)

285 I can't remember the HOA one. What happened?

http://redwolf.com.au/xfiles/season06/6abx13.html

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 09, 2013 09:35 AM (ZKzrr)

286 Look around seasons 6-8.

It's from one of the seasons between the movie and when Duchovny left the show.


Arcadia.  Season 6.


Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 09:36 AM (GQ8sn)

287 Dolly Parton is a song writer. So, I'm sure she was quite pleased when Houston sold a gazillion CDs with her song.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 09, 2013 09:36 AM (h4eud)

288 A sense of humor makes up for a certain amount of battiness.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 09, 2013 01:30 PM (qyfb5)

 

Not for being a bitch that wants to blow people up for not believing in manmade global warming though.

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2013 09:37 AM (LI48c)

289 I liked the carnie/Halloween episode where every thing they investigated appeared to be sinister on the surface but turned out to be inconspicuous -- until the end...

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 09, 2013 09:40 AM (h4eud)

290 I liked the carnie/Halloween episode where every thing they investigated appeared to be sinister on the surface but turned out to be inconspicuous -- until the end...


"Must have been something I ate."



Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 09:42 AM (GQ8sn)

291 Back in the Cold War, they made kids in UK grade schools read a novel about nuclear attack where their parents and siblings died horrible deaths. So, this exploding heads bc of AGW is just part of a long tradition of British leftardness.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 09, 2013 09:42 AM (h4eud)

292

When we do things right, they don’t get a lot of attention,” the
president said, no doubt sending a thrill up the MSNBC host’s leg. “If
we do something that is perceived at least initially as a screw-up, it
will be on the nightly news for a week.”

 

What a whiny little bitch.  Can you imagine giving your boss that answer?  Oh and it can never be said enough but McCain lost to this fuck and he can piss up a rope as well.

Posted by: Cheri at December 09, 2013 09:44 AM (G+Wff)

293 So another thing about X-Files I didn't get was did Mulder and Scully forestall or stop the aliens?  They had that clip show episode where everyone gets together to go over all the evidence that Mulder was accused of, but I never got the answer that the aliens and the whole conspiracy was exposed and stopped.

Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 09:44 AM (GQ8sn)

294 That 175 mill to 1 is powerball. Mega is worse.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2013 09:44 AM (0FSuD)

295 No one --- I repeat --- No. Friggin'. One. is as outraged as I am that I was outraged before at this silly controversy.

Posted by: jd at December 09, 2013 09:49 AM (ROXo4)

296 Â…and roughly half the country still likes this lying marxist asswipe personally? It just demonstrates how effective MFM narratives are with the multitudes of sheeple when repeated on an endless loop. Just look at the canonization of St Mandela as a recent example of MFM propaganda floodgates opening in synchronization.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 09, 2013 09:51 AM (UevTI)

297 Of course Deer Leader is outraged! The IRS didn't go far enough. That's outrageous.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at December 09, 2013 09:56 AM (1hM1d)

298 “When we do things right, they don’t get a lot of attention,” Reminds me of Chris Rock's "You're SUPPOSED to take care of your own kids. Whadya want a cookie?"

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at December 09, 2013 10:01 AM (9Bdcz)

299 "He says what he has to say to get on the news for the next news cycle"

And he has succeeded, because only political junkies and media sycophants listen that closely to what's going on in DC.

His big, big, fatal mistake was letting millions of people all at once have their insurance canceled and face huge costs for new policies. This woke them up. Big time.

Posted by: PJ at December 09, 2013 10:06 AM (ZWaLo)

300 "


Why the shift? As we keep noticing, Obama only cares about the next news cycle. He says what he has to say to get on the news for the next news cycle. He wants to be seen saying the right things for that news cycle. Then, when interest dies down a bit, he attempts a new tack.

But he never gets called on how his Early News Cycle Management Bullshit is wholly contradictory to his Slightly Later News Cycle Management Bullshit. The media never asks him What new information was presented to you to change your opinion on the IRS scandal from "outrageous" to "phony scandal"?"



I think that the Left has not yet come to grips with the invention of writing and video. They could get away with that bullshit in a pre-literate society or a society where only the masters have access to writing or their is no objective record of what was said. In other words, a society where their low-info base could be convinced "we have always been at war with Eastasia".

Posted by: Sudden Clarity Clarence at December 09, 2013 10:13 AM (2tjte)

301 In other words, a society where their low-info base could be convinced "we have always been at war with Eastasia".

Posted by: Sudden Clarity Clarence at December 09, 2013 02:13 PM (2tjte)

============================

You seem convinced that we DON'T live in such a society. Recent election results do not support your hypothesis.

Posted by: physics geek at December 09, 2013 10:33 AM (MT22W)

302 I know I am late to the party, but what were the ratings like for that interview?

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at December 09, 2013 01:48 PM (JcN7j)

303 My biggest fear is that the public would react with indifference. http://www.telerama.fr/medias/glenn-greenwald-edward-snowden-nsa,105927.php

Posted by: Edward Snowden at December 09, 2013 03:00 PM (OVoV6)

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