August 21, 2013
— Ace I got nothin'. Well I usually got nothin'. Today I also got nothin' to write.
The Wall Street Journal, however, is just now reporting that the NSA's capabilities are far greater than has been claimed since the beginning of the Snowden Imbroglio and now admits it has the "capability" to monitor 75% of all internet traffic at any time.
Okay that's not funny but this is. Remember David Paterson, the half-blind accidental governor of NY who turned out to be kneedeep in affairs?
He's still got the silver tongue.
David A. Paterson was, abnormally, at a loss for words.The question was why voters should choose Scott M. Stringer, whom Mr. Paterson has endorsed in the Democratic primary for city comptroller and with whom he was campaigning on Monday morning in Harlem, over Eliot Spitzer, under whom Mr. Paterson served as lieutenant governor.
After a pause, Mr. Paterson replied, “Because I endorsed him.”
Asked again a minute later, he did not do any better.
“I’m not going to answer the question of why they should choose Scott over Eliot,” he said. “That’s your question. I didn’t ask that question, and I’m not answering it.”
This is not at all funny: The judge seems to have ignored the clear meaning of the law in order to rule in favor of Michael Mann in his sham defamation suit against Mark Steyn, NRO, and CEI, at least as regards the defendants' motion to dismiss the suit on grounds it's a SLAPP suit intended to squelch vital criticism.
And so for something funny, here's Baby Monkey Feeding Time.
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Posted by: Iblis at August 21, 2013 10:27 AM (9221z)
After a pause, Mr. Paterson replied, “Because I endorsed him.”
Asked again a minute later, he did not do any better.
“I’m not going to answer the question of why they should choose Scott over Eliot,” he said. “That’s your question. I didn’t ask that question, and I’m not answering it.”
God what an idiot. How hard would it to be to say "After working with Spitzer I cannot endorse him for the position."
Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2013 10:29 AM (LI48c)
Michael Mann is not cute, but does fling poo. Let's hope NRO's lawyers get him to reveal something embarrassing in discovery.
Posted by: joncelli at August 21, 2013 10:29 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: tasker at August 21, 2013 10:29 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 21, 2013 10:30 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 21, 2013 10:30 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: LaQuisha Largess' at August 21, 2013 10:31 AM (90aTA)
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 21, 2013 10:31 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Mike at August 21, 2013 10:31 AM (mka2b)
Posted by: rdbrewer at August 21, 2013 10:32 AM (Iyg03)
Posted by: I Got Nuthin at August 21, 2013 10:32 AM (8nunQ)
We could talk about the NPR story about kids not buying cars. Rush was bringing the steam about an hour ago. It really demonstrates the difference between us and them.
Let it fucking burn.
Posted by: dr kill at August 21, 2013 10:32 AM (HASJZ)
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 21, 2013 10:32 AM (AYDab)
What language is being sprechen der?
Posted by: Solamente English por favor at August 21, 2013 10:33 AM (rgtu1)
395 OT Karl Denninger at market-ticker.org is calling for a voluntary internet blackout on 9/11 to protest the NSA's violation of our 4th Amendment rights.
http://tinyurl.com/k4gxrgl
One day in September, Two in October, and if change in behavior hasn't occurred by then, three in November and no internet purchases for the entire holiday season.
Basically all you have to do is nothing.
Posted by: Methos at August 21, 2013 01:14 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Methos at August 21, 2013 10:33 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: buzzion
According to Gabe, politicians don't have to answer questions. They're better than you.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 21, 2013 10:33 AM (hSwFv)
Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 02:31 PM (N0SJE)
do I have to say it?
Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 10:34 AM (8sCoq)
Asked again a minute later, he did not do any better.
“I’m not going to answer the question of why they should choose Scott over Eliot,” he said. “That’s your question. I didn’t ask that question, and I’m not answering it.” [/i]
"No, I'm not going to tell you why I endorsed this Scott person over that Eliot guy. That you would assume I know myself why I endorsed one of the over goes to show how little you know about me."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 21, 2013 10:35 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 10:35 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 21, 2013 10:35 AM (VZSHr)
Posted by: Lauren at August 21, 2013 10:35 AM (ELdpj)
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 21, 2013 10:36 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 21, 2013 10:36 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2013 10:36 AM (5VGZi)
A clown protest at the White House gates is in order, and I'd be surprised if one doesn't rally for Halloween.
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 21, 2013 02:36 PM (MhA4j)
RAYCIST!
Posted by: You know this is what they'll say at August 21, 2013 10:37 AM (RD7QR)
I hear they now have a GLBT Hall of Fame for sports. The entire WNBA, and half of Pro Tennis are candidates.
Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2013 10:37 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2013 10:37 AM (5VGZi)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 21, 2013 10:37 AM (VZSHr)
Posted by: Purp at August 21, 2013 02:37 PM (VZSHr)
Not to mention mechanical and emissions inspections.
Posted by: joncelli at August 21, 2013 10:38 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: AmishDude at August 21, 2013 10:39 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 21, 2013 10:39 AM (AYDab)
Posted by: AmishDude at August 21, 2013 10:39 AM (T0NGe)
YouTube awesomeness
Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 10:39 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 21, 2013 10:40 AM (Tnlh/)
49 Recently Rush talked about the millineals blaming the US rather than Ogabe for their problems
Simple solution. Point at the border and say don't let the door hit ya, where the Good Lord split ya.
Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2013 10:41 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Lauren at August 21, 2013 10:42 AM (ELdpj)
They could walk or ride a bicycle. And it's healthy exercise!
Posted by: mrp at August 21, 2013 10:43 AM (HjPtV)
I think what you saw was a Beechcraft Model 18 which was called the C-45, JRB, and AT-11. Also Bamboo Bomber.
http://www.pimaair.org/images/collection/Beech_AT-11_Kansan_MG_9019_a.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2013 10:43 AM (5VGZi)
Rereading the Steyn v. Mann Corner piece in question, been a while, there is no way in hell any reasonable person who is literate could think Steyn was calling Mann a child molester. Mark Steyn is the one-man global harassment litigation starter, on top of all his content.
Posted by: Beagle at August 21, 2013 10:43 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: AmishDude at August 21, 2013 10:43 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at August 21, 2013 10:44 AM (vzfrq)
EWW.
The poor swan. 
Even if they are mean bastards that will strip the flesh from your bones as soon as look at you.
Queen's swan found dead and barbecued at Windsor Castle on riverbank
UK Mirror: http://tinyurl.com/lbl9jvo
One of the Queen's swans has been found killed and barbecued on the riverbank near to Windsor Castle.
The cooked swan's carcass was dumped near Baths Water, and was discovered by Wendy Hermon, 46, a volunteer for charity Swan Life, which cares for sick and injured birds.
She described the scene as 'sickening', and admitted she would have been distraught if her young son was with her when she made the grisly discovery after being called out by a council warden last Sunday.
...
"We could see that whoever did this had taken the breast out.
"It was done neatly, presumably to get at the meat. We have no idea how it was killed, it could have been shot or beaten."..
They have a picture of the poor thing's burnt up carcass at the story.
I'm going to take a wild stab and guess that it's one of the third world lackwits that Britain has imported by the boatload who did it. But that's just my rightwing bigotry talking or soemthing.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 21, 2013 10:44 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 21, 2013 10:44 AM (Tnlh/)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2013 10:45 AM (IXrOn)
Baby monkey has my vote to replace these brain dead politicians.
The baby would enchant the nation and would instantly raise the collective IQ.
Posted by: Cheri at August 21, 2013 10:46 AM (G+Wff)
>>>>BTW, ace, how about doing a story on Chris Matthews calling out dastardly people who call Obama..."Obama"?
And a youtube mashup of him calling Obama "Obama"
Posted by: Bigby's Gripping Hand at August 21, 2013 10:47 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2013 10:47 AM (Qf3Um)
We could talk about the NPR story about kids not buying cars.
Kid's aren't buying cars because, even if they could find a decent used car for a low price, the insurance is too damn expensive. And importing a shit load of illegals who can't drive for shit and don't have insurance, thus driving up insurance premiums for everyone else, doesn't help.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 21, 2013 10:47 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at August 21, 2013 10:47 AM (f4Je0)
>>>They could walk or ride a bicycle. And it's healthy exercise!
How long has Mike Bloomberg been posting here?
Posted by: Bigby's Gripping Hand at August 21, 2013 10:48 AM (3ZtZW)
BTW, ace, how about doing a story on Chris Matthews calling out dastardly people who call Obama..."Obama"?
But calling President Bush "Mr. Bush" during his presidency was just dandy.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 21, 2013 10:48 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: flmom at August 21, 2013 10:48 AM (nSjrf)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2013 10:49 AM (5VGZi)
Posted by: Iblis at August 21, 2013 10:50 AM (9221z)
I think what you saw was a Beechcraft Model 18
that might be it.
Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 10:50 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2013 02:49 PM (5VGZi)
We ended up subsidizing imports. Huzzah!
Posted by: EC at August 21, 2013 10:51 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at August 21, 2013 10:51 AM (f4Je0)
Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 02:35 PM (8sCo--
When will Jan Stenerud get some respect ? /
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 21, 2013 10:52 AM (R8hU8)
There is something about clowns on motorcycles that is terrifying.. like from Akira
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2013 10:52 AM (5VGZi)
In his defense, as a Democrat he's become unaccustomed to answering MSM questions that weren't on the list of those his staff pre-approved.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 21, 2013 10:52 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 21, 2013 10:53 AM (VZSHr)
Posted by: Billy Bob, Psuedo Intelectual at August 21, 2013 10:53 AM (wR+pz)
One sheepshank per mallard?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2013 10:53 AM (9PrpA)
Really? I mainly remember Kaneda kicking their asses.
Posted by: Methos at August 21, 2013 10:54 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 10:54 AM (8sCoq)
AKA 'guys in shorts and flip flops riding giant Honda Goldwings'
Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 10:55 AM (8sCoq)
>>Let's hope NRO's lawyers get him to reveal something embarrassing in discovery.
.
.I don't think he ever intended this to get to an actual trial. I suspect he though he could do the intimidation thingy and get them to retract/apologize. It is my opinion he will not let this thing go all the way to trial. Way too many bad things will come out in discovery. I mean after all he admitted in an email that he would destroy conflicting data rather than hand it over to a FOI request, there is most likely tons of other stuff like that.
Posted by: Registered Voter at August 21, 2013 10:55 AM (RlPjE)
Cash for Clunkers severely constrained supply, and the stupid "must destroy the engine" requirement means you can't get as many useful spare parts off the trade-ins so maintaining used cars is more expensive too.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2013 10:56 AM (B/VB5)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23777310
Posted by: Purp at August 21, 2013 02:53 PM
Valerie Jarret got a special tour?
Posted by: huerfano at August 21, 2013 10:56 AM (bAGA/)
NSA thing.
“The National Security Agency (NSA) doesn’t know how much information leaker Edward Snowden was able to obtain because of an underdeveloped capacity to audit its own data, according to a NBC News report released late Tuesday.”
This is criminal. Every single thing he did should have left an audit trail, both as a guard against misuse, and for damage assessment in a case just like this.
I didn’t say “criminal incompetence,” because if the need for an audit trail is obvious to such as me, it surely must have been obvious to higher-ups at NSA. If the systems lack the capacity for this, it’s because somebody doesn’t want the records kept. That suggests abuse at a systemic level. (It also undercuts claims of extensive auditing)anyway ,I thought it was interesting.
Posted by: willow at August 21, 2013 10:56 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 21, 2013 10:56 AM (Tnlh/)
Posted by: Fritz at August 21, 2013 10:56 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2013 10:56 AM (5VGZi)
Posted by: AmishDude at August 21, 2013 10:57 AM (T0NGe)
Btw, 'member when everyone thought Cheney was responsible for everything and how that was, you know, bad and all? How times change.
Posted by: booger keeps it real at August 21, 2013 10:57 AM (xRDdL)
I don't get GoldWings. They have climate control, radio, big plush seats, helmet box, etc. Why ride a motorcycle at all? Get a car.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2013 10:57 AM (9PrpA)
Posted by: Billy Bob, Psuedo Intelectual at August 21, 2013 10:58 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 21, 2013 10:58 AM (Tnlh/)
My BIL lives near a canal and told me that the cute ducks that swim
there have been disappearing at a rate of knots and it's the immigrants
who find them tasty.
I mean, I get it. I do. If you come from a third world shit hole where anything floating around on the water, paddling its feet and searching for bugs and fish, is up for grabs as that night's dinner, I get it. But there tend to be things like RULES and hunting licenses and crap like that, especially in cities, and especially in places where hunting for game and fowl is popular. Britain's got dumbass gun laws, but they still like their hunting. You can't just move to England, say, "Look, is duck! Duck good in stew," and take it back to the dinner table.
Besides. Can you imagine what ducks and geese and swans in London and the surrounding environs must eat on a daily basis? *shudder*
It just pisses me off! And not just because I'm a bird lover (though yeah, i totally am).
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 21, 2013 10:59 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2013 10:59 AM (5VGZi)
Posted by: tasker at August 21, 2013 10:59 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Billy Bob, Psuedo Intelectual at August 21, 2013 11:00 AM (wR+pz)
If that swan was shot get Piers for comment
Posted by: Bigby's Gripping Hand at August 21, 2013 11:00 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at August 21, 2013 11:00 AM (j2X6g)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl i support the rodeo clown at August 21, 2013 11:01 AM (8JJ6O)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 21, 2013 02:56 PM (Tnlh/)
It is insulting to think they lack compassion they use 9/11 as a day to march? as with putting a mosque at ground zero.
It would be like the average joe going to the home of the parents of the children he ran over purposefully and saying Yeah so? I matter too!
Posted by: willow at August 21, 2013 11:01 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2013 11:01 AM (5VGZi)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 21, 2013 11:01 AM (Tnlh/)
http://youtu.be/BghLQvOnYag
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2013 02:56 PM (5VGZi)
Cool!!! That, and the Tron bike!
Posted by: EC at August 21, 2013 11:01 AM (GQ8sn)
>>>>seeing all these Muslim protestors being chased by all these guys in clown masks...
BEHEAD THOSE WHO THROW CUSTARD PIES AT ISLAM
Posted by: Bigby's Gripping Hand at August 21, 2013 11:01 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2013 11:02 AM (5VGZi)
Posted by: Billy Bob, Psuedo Intelectual at August 21, 2013 11:02 AM (wR+pz)
agreed- it's a motorcycle trying to be as un-motorcycle-y as possible
Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 11:02 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2013 11:02 AM (B/VB5)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 21, 2013 11:02 AM (Tnlh/)
Can you imagine what ducks and geese and swans in London and the surrounding environs must eat on a daily basis?
Most waterfowl make regular use of water treatment facilities on their migrations.
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2013 11:02 AM (7zLjC)
Posted by: willow at August 21, 2013 11:03 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 21, 2013 11:04 AM (Tnlh/)
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2013 03:00 PM (7zLjC)
Goose fat. Mmmmmm. Once made goose for Thanksgiving; I could hear my arteries hardening as I ate it. Worth it, though.
Posted by: joncelli at August 21, 2013 11:04 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2013 02:56 PM (B/VB5)
Let's break a bunch of windows to stimulate the economy and save the environment!
Friggin' politicians.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 21, 2013 11:04 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Billy Bob, Psuedo Intelectual at August 21, 2013 11:05 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: maddogg at August 21, 2013 11:05 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2013 11:05 AM (5VGZi)
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2013 11:06 AM (7zLjC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2013 02:52 PM (5VGZi)
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*Shudder*
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 21, 2013 11:06 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 21, 2013 11:06 AM (Tnlh/)
Posted by: Bigby's Gripping Hand at August 21, 2013 11:06 AM (3ZtZW)
It was really to try and get people to buy UAW-built new cars, but they didn't dare write that into the actual law.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2013 11:06 AM (B/VB5)
i am slightly angry that I am supposed to be compassionate towards the plight of american muslims when they choose such a day to say I am special. i want specialness and hugs .
of course if they would have chosen 9/12 i might say 'feel' something different if All their signage would say .
I am very sorry for the death of fellow americans and those Freaky deaks that killed thousands of our fellow citizens should burn in hell.
(which is what i've been waiting for for 12 years)
not holding my breath though.
Posted by: willow at August 21, 2013 11:07 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2013 11:07 AM (p9JxP)
Posted by: Bigby's Gripping Hand at August 21, 2013 11:08 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Billy Bob, Psuedo Intelectual at August 21, 2013 11:08 AM (wR+pz)
>>>>BTW, ace, how about doing a story on Chris Matthews calling out dastardly people who call Obama..."Obama"?
People call Obama... "Obama"? I've heard him called lots of names but rarely that.
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2013 11:08 AM (wAQA5)
Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 02:31 PM (N0SJE)
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LOL! This old joke will live forever.
Posted by: Soona at August 21, 2013 11:09 AM (MdA2X)
I'm sure they wanted to get the old cars with less pollution-control systems off the road too.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2013 11:09 AM (45N4D)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2013 11:09 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 21, 2013 11:09 AM (4p5/2)
Posted by: flmom at August 21, 2013 11:11 AM (nSjrf)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2013 11:11 AM (p9JxP)
I liked when he declared "regime" to be an awful hateful way to discuss the Obama administration. Then people dug up him saying Obama regime.
Oops!
Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2013 11:12 AM (45N4D)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2013 11:12 AM (5VGZi)
But what about the spider monkeys???
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2013 03:11 PM (p9JxP)
That's MWR's fear.
Posted by: EC at August 21, 2013 11:12 AM (GQ8sn)
Local radio idiot was interviewing Michael Mann the other day. I didn't even know it was Mann, but about 3.8 seconds after I tuned in I knew I was listening to a lying sonofabitch.
He says the problem with the emails was someone used the word "trick," and the mean old right wing media misconstrued that to mean someone was actually, you know, using tricks to arrive at their data.
No, according to Mann, the word "trick" is like a shortcut, like a mathematical formula, rather than doing all the math by longhand.
The radio idiot just let Mann talk and talk and talk, spewing one lie after another. Mann is apparently promoting his book, which has the phrase "hockey stick" in the title.
Oh well, whores gotta whore, because what else are they gonna do?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2013 11:13 AM (TOk1P)
If they mess with the Tower of London ravens I'm on the next plane over to kick some inconsiderate tail.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2013 11:13 AM (45N4D)
Posted by: Billy Bob, Psuedo Intelectual at August 21, 2013 11:13 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: flmom at August 21, 2013 03:11 PM (nSjrf)
A long time ago, it was illegal to hunt and poach game on the King's land. Even getting caught with a spear-tipped arrow was enough to get you thrown in prison.
Now, it looks like it's open season.
Posted by: EC at August 21, 2013 11:13 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Trivial Pursuer at August 21, 2013 11:14 AM (/sohm)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2013 11:14 AM (p9JxP)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl i support the rodeo clown at August 21, 2013 11:14 AM (8JJ6O)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 21, 2013 11:14 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: joncelli at August 21, 2013 03:04 PM"
Mmmm...roast some potatoes in that....heaven.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2013 11:15 AM (knoK7)
Can you build a three-stake support?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2013 11:16 AM (45N4D)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2013 11:16 AM (p9JxP)
Posted by: Soona at August 21, 2013 11:18 AM (MdA2X)
Usually next to the mashed potatos & gravy...
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2013 03:16 PM (p9JxP)
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Monkeys?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 21, 2013 11:18 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Lauren at August 21, 2013 11:19 AM (ELdpj)
Posted by: Registered Voter at August 21, 2013 11:19 AM (RlPjE)
Posted by: flmom at August 21, 2013 11:20 AM (nSjrf)
I expect to be reading stories of "immigrants" getting their asses tossed in jail.
Posted by: EC at August 21, 2013 11:21 AM (GQ8sn)
I STILL want a baby monkey! *pitches puggie fit*
I wanna monkey!
I wanna monkey!
*holds breath, turns blue, promptly passes out*
wanna .... mon ... key ...
Posted by: acethepug at August 21, 2013 11:22 AM (4kvfA)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 21, 2013 11:22 AM (Tnlh/)
Outsourced gardening is like outsourced software and support. It's good when it's not common because really determined people are trying to move up in the world by doing work for foreigners. Later, it turns out to only look good on paper. The later folks don't have a dang clue what they are doing and don't care.
Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at August 21, 2013 11:22 AM (El+h4)
Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 03:02 PM (8sCoq)
Kinda like "conservative John McCain", then.
Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at August 21, 2013 11:25 AM (/lWM8)
Posted by: Miss Marple at August 21, 2013 11:25 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl i support the rodeo clown at August 21, 2013 11:30 AM (8JJ6O)
153
8 minutes of feeding a monkey. Waste of time.
8 minutes of spanking a monkey. Time well spent.
Posted by: dogfish at August 21, 2013 03:12 PM (nsOJa)
8 minutes of a monkey spanking your monkey: Priceless.
Posted by: Alan at August 21, 2013 11:33 AM (/lWM8)
And get a written statement if it IS ruined, so you can get a free replacement from the tree whackers.
Posted by: Miss Marple at August 21, 2013 11:34 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 11:36 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Trivial Pursuer at August 21, 2013 11:46 AM (/sohm)
One sign that you are paranoid - you keep having to remind people that your are definately NOT paranoid.
Posted by: King Obama the First at August 21, 2013 12:54 PM (Jye7B)
Posted by: Chris_Balsz at August 21, 2013 02:31 PM (lI+oL)
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