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May 10, 2013

White House Press Briefing
— Gabriel Malor

Bound to be a doozy. We've got Benghazi and the IRS thing and the White House just pissed off all the reporters.

Live video is starting now (3:33).

I can't transcribe/discuss like Ace usually does, but if you're interested.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 11:32 AM | Comments (156)
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1 first?

Posted by: Nate in New Orleans at May 10, 2013 11:32 AM (lhX9P)

2 second?

Posted by: Adam_ME at May 10, 2013 11:33 AM (m0Jrn)

3 I bet they still soft pedal it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 10, 2013 11:34 AM (da5Wo)

4 and the White House just pissed off all the reporters.

Not enough pink donuts?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 10, 2013 11:34 AM (ZKzrr)

5 If the reporters had any balls, they'd ask why the President had to insist on holding off-record briefings about controversial topics like Benghazi, then beat him over the head with it. Of course, these reporters are as castrated as Lord Varys so it won't happen.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 10, 2013 11:34 AM (+x8q5)

6 What was the most awesomest thing for Barack this week about being president, Mr. Carney?

Posted by: The MSM, Now With 20% More Objectivity at May 10, 2013 11:34 AM (8ZskC)

7 4 and the White House just pissed off all the reporters. Not enough pink donuts? --- Barry told them "I won't cum in you."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 10, 2013 11:34 AM (+x8q5)

Quick! Control the narrative!

/how they got into this fine mess

Posted by: Bigby's Opposable Thumbs at May 10, 2013 11:35 AM (3ZtZW)

9 Shit....I'm outta beer.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at May 10, 2013 11:35 AM (liORJ)

10 @TheFix Carney has noted the IRS is an independent agency that has only 2 political appointees twice in the first 2 mins of briefing

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at May 10, 2013 11:36 AM (YjDyJ)

11 I have a feeling Jay may be going under the bus soon,or deciding he needs "more time with his family".

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2013 11:36 AM (9XBK2)

12 How come the briefing isn't on CSPAN? They don't cover the daily one?

Posted by: SamIam at May 10, 2013 11:36 AM (S09w5)

13 We've been assured by the White House that this was all a misunderstanding and we can safely move onto how the republicans are distorting the record and trying to score political points. Thank you.

Posted by: MSM White House Press at May 10, 2013 11:36 AM (/jHWN)

14 Barry told them "I won't cum in you."

I'm mildly surprised he hasn't started a stud service.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 10, 2013 11:36 AM (ZKzrr)

15 The MSM is weak. Expect they will continue to run interference...

Posted by: Attila at May 10, 2013 11:37 AM (Cs2tJ)

16 Jake Tapper says per twitter he was not invited to secret press cabal at WH today.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 10, 2013 11:37 AM (baL2B)

17 Timothy P. Carney: Revolving door spins at Obama's IRS- http://bit.ly/13KUouP

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at May 10, 2013 11:37 AM (YjDyJ)

18 Smell the cabbage.

Posted by: fluffy at May 10, 2013 11:37 AM (sKkBp)

19 10 @TheFix Carney has noted the IRS is an independent agency that has only 2 political appointees twice in the first 2 mins of briefing

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at May 10, 2013 03:36 PM (YjDyJ)

Srsly?!?!?!?!

Jesus, they have no idea what "subtle" means, do they?

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at May 10, 2013 11:37 AM (liORJ)

20 12 How come the briefing isn't on CSPAN? They don't cover the daily one?

Posted by: SamIam at May 10, 2013 03:36 PM (S09w5)

Normally, yes, but this is a big secret! shhhh

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 10, 2013 11:38 AM (baL2B)

21 So... the CIA knew it was about a youtube video.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at May 10, 2013 11:38 AM (1sQYD)

22 I'll bet we can tell who was in the secret spin meeting, and who wasn't.

Posted by: toby928 at May 10, 2013 11:38 AM (evdj2)

23 I'm mildly surprised he hasn't started a stud service.

*swoon*

My leathery ladyparts moisten at the very thought. And that hasn't happened since the Coolidge administration.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at May 10, 2013 11:39 AM (8ZskC)

24
Do you really expect any tough questions to be asked?

Childs, please.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 10, 2013 11:39 AM (vyPsz)

25 "So why did this administration leave those people to die?" The question that dares not speak its name.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at May 10, 2013 11:40 AM (PzluB)

26 Oh, wow. Carney just repeated the lie about the nature of the talking point edits, even though it has already been exposed as a lie...

Posted by: Optimizer at May 10, 2013 11:40 AM (Mxt9o)

27 Evolving baby!!

Posted by: RWC at May 10, 2013 11:40 AM (fWAjv)

28 He is fricking lying his ass off

Posted by: Janetoo at May 10, 2013 11:40 AM (R+fMx)

29 BJ's ~~for~~ from everybody!!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 10, 2013 11:40 AM (+z4pE)

30 *swoon*

My leathery ladyparts moisten at the very thought. And that hasn't happened since the Coolidge administration.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at May 10, 2013 03:39 PM (8ZskC)

* blushes *

Posted by: Rebecca the Raccoon at May 10, 2013 11:40 AM (UypUQ)

31 The IRS is hardly government at all.It's practically a private company.
Jay Carney

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2013 11:40 AM (9XBK2)

32 WHO ORDERED THE CODE RED?!?

Posted by: toby928 at May 10, 2013 11:40 AM (evdj2)

33 I have no fucking idea what this clown is talking about.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at May 10, 2013 11:41 AM (liORJ)

34 33 I have no fucking idea what this clown is talking about.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at May 10, 2013 03:41 PM (liORJ)

Precisely.

Posted by: WH at May 10, 2013 11:41 AM (Cs2tJ)

The press corpse pissed off at the WH?

LOL! Tell me another one!

I'll believe they're really pissed when one of those ballwashers stands up, grabs a folding chair, and starts wailing on Carney's head with it.

Posted by: Jaws at May 10, 2013 11:41 AM (4I3Uo)

36 33 I have no fucking idea what this clown is talking about. --- Neither does he. He's just shoved out there with a list of bullshit to spout off without an idea of what any of it means.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 10, 2013 11:41 AM (+x8q5)

37 A "deep background" meeting on Benghazi must mean the Administration talking points memo was distributed to the press in disappearing ink.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2013 11:42 AM (8ZskC)

38 The Obama administration doesn't even know what I mean. Nor does the MSM.

Posted by: Integrity at May 10, 2013 11:42 AM (Zv1QB)

39 See - this is what works for them. The Obama doctrine is the same as the old Soviet doctrine - if you keep saying the lie over and over - it becomes the truth. Especially if Pravda is reporting.

Posted by: Janetoo at May 10, 2013 11:42 AM (R+fMx)

40 Do you really expect any tough questions to be asked? Speaking of arms, Mr. President, which of your wifeÂ’s arms are the more beautiful?

Posted by: Ace Journalist Stephen Price Blair at May 10, 2013 11:42 AM (QF8uk)

41 26 Oh, wow. Carney just repeated the lie about the nature of the talking point edits, even though it has already been exposed as a lie...

Posted by: Optimizer at May 10, 2013 03:40 PM (Mxt9o)

That's exactly what I mean. How is it possible to do that and come off as completely sincere?

Sociopathy?

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at May 10, 2013 11:42 AM (liORJ)

"Politicize!"

(drink!...)

Posted by: Optimizer at May 10, 2013 11:42 AM (Mxt9o)

43 Odds of an invasion force to wage war somewhere, anywhere to get the news cycle distracted for the weekend.. in one, two... three....

Posted by: Yip at May 10, 2013 11:42 AM (/jHWN)

44 How do you know when Jay is lying? His lips move.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at May 10, 2013 11:43 AM (wR+pz)

45 31 The IRS is hardly government at all.It's practically a private company. Jay Carney I read that as "a pirate company." That works too.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at May 10, 2013 11:43 AM (PzluB)

46
Jay, Jay, Jay, we're mistakes made?

Posted by: soothsayer at May 10, 2013 11:43 AM (BUcLz)

47 50th?

Posted by: © Sponge at May 10, 2013 11:43 AM (xmcEQ)

48 Which side would you us to lick first for you today, Mr. President?

Posted by: The MSM, Now With 20% More Objectivity at May 10, 2013 11:43 AM (8ZskC)

49 Shorter Carney: We showed these documents, in secret. So it's all good!

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at May 10, 2013 11:43 AM (1sQYD)

50 Notice how he is running out the clock

Posted by: Janetoo at May 10, 2013 11:43 AM (R+fMx)

51 Damn

Posted by: © Sponge at May 10, 2013 11:43 AM (xmcEQ)

52 Am I great or what?

Posted by: The Stand Down Presidency at May 10, 2013 11:43 AM (Zv1QB)

Anyone see the movie the Dead Zone with Christopher Walken and Martin Sheen?

At the end of the movie, Martin Sheen's career as a politician is destroyed because he used a baby as a human shield during an assasination attempt by Walken's character. A picture was splashed across Newsweek or Time type magazine with headlines describing same.

If this would happen in real life to Obama, the MSM would support the claim that the baby jumped in front of Obama and Obama was merely trying to throw the baby to the side out of harms way.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2013 11:43 AM (m2CN7)

"As we learned more about it, we provided it..."

He must have a midget with a fire extinguisher under that podium...

Posted by: Optimizer at May 10, 2013 11:43 AM (Mxt9o)

55 Jake Tapper says per twitter he was not invited to secret press cabal at WH today. Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 10, 2013 03:37 PM (baL2B) "Â“Don't think we're not keeping score, brother..."

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at May 10, 2013 11:44 AM (bb5+k)

56
Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, don't the American people just want to put this behind them?

Posted by: soothsayer at May 10, 2013 11:44 AM (LVtr+)

57 We got to meet with him in private! In Private!!!11!

Posted by: Journosluts at May 10, 2013 11:44 AM (t2VM4)

58 Jeezus. Carney seems to have been taking lesson from his boss on how to ramble incoherently for as long as possible while saying absolutely nothing of substance.

He now says the earlier briefinbg included 14 news orgs and was on "deep background."

Posted by: wyntre at May 10, 2013 11:44 AM (MrQiL)

59 Odds of an invasion force to wage war somewhere, anywhere to get the news cycle distracted for the weekend.. in one, two... three....

Posted by: Yip

At which point every airman, sailor, soldier, and marine quits.

Boy, won't that be a jolly time.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 10, 2013 11:44 AM (YTstp)

60 He has on "his seriously listening to the questions "face

Posted by: Janetoo at May 10, 2013 11:44 AM (R+fMx)

61 Want to go have a smoke but feel I will miss some important info from Carney. Ehhh. grabs full carton

Posted by: RWC at May 10, 2013 11:44 AM (fWAjv)

62 It's hard to get an accurate version of developing events when you're so busy coming up with a fake version.

Posted by: Jay Carney at May 10, 2013 11:44 AM (8ZskC)

63 @stephenfhayes Obvious question for Carney: Why would CIA makes edits to a set of talking points it had already finalized? #Benghazi

@stephenfhayes And, to Carney: Why distribute the #Benghazi talking points to an interagency group if not for possible edits/input?

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at May 10, 2013 11:45 AM (YjDyJ)

64
Jay, Jay, isn't President Obama deeply regretful of this tragedy and thinks it's best to move on?

Posted by: soothsayer at May 10, 2013 11:45 AM (vzLhi)

65 "44 How do you know when Jay is lying? His lips move." No. Just look at his face. It tells all.

Posted by: Nakoula Nakoula at May 10, 2013 11:45 AM (deaac)

66 I've been talking and talking and talking now for several minutes and it's Friday afternoon and I'm sure you are all ready to get on with your weekend, so thank you for your interest and I hope I've helped you with the republicans attack on the President. Happy Mothers day to all and lets move forward now..

Posted by: Jay Carney at May 10, 2013 11:45 AM (/jHWN)

67 Briefing IS on C-Span.

http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/312677-2

Posted by: wyntre at May 10, 2013 11:45 AM (MrQiL)

68 We are glad to report that the tongue extension surgery was a success. You won't even have to bend over or take off your pants, Mr. President. Don't worry about wiping. Not a problem Mr. President.

Posted by: The MSM at May 10, 2013 11:46 AM (Zv1QB)

69
and the White House just pissed off all the reporters.

Not enough pink donuts?

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ needs a beer at May 10, 2013 03:34 PM (ZKzrr)

Wouldn't drop trou. Claimed that his balls were already squeaky clean.

Of course, that assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2013 11:46 AM (TIIx5)

70 In the immortal words of the Heroine of Tuzla, our sainted former Secretary of State, "what difference does it make?"

Posted by: Jay Carney at May 10, 2013 11:46 AM (8ZskC)

Iowahawk Nailed it: Journalism is about covering important stories. With a pillow, until they stop moving.

Posted by: California Red at May 10, 2013 11:46 AM (aCD1U)

72 They may have their distraction if the guy arrested in Texas caused the fertilizer explosion.No doubt they are already delving into his politics with high hopes.

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2013 11:46 AM (9XBK2)

73 He keeps looking down - and blinking when he looks up

Posted by: Janetoo at May 10, 2013 11:46 AM (R+fMx)

74 You ain't kiddin' ... every lie is repeated multiple times...

Posted by: Optimizer at May 10, 2013 11:46 AM (Mxt9o)

75 I know what's being said: Blahblahblah lies Blahblahblah bullshit Blahblahblah squirrel What do I win?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 10, 2013 11:47 AM (VtjlW)

76 Uh oh, one of the reporters that didn't get invited just won't let Jay smoothly onto the next question... heh... how many other moles are in there???

Posted by: Yip at May 10, 2013 11:47 AM (/jHWN)

77 Yes - Mitt Romney - That worked 8 months ago - I will try THAT!

Posted by: Janetoo at May 10, 2013 11:47 AM (R+fMx)

78 "Extremist" Video?

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at May 10, 2013 11:48 AM (wR+pz)

79 Maybe Carney will luck out and another professional athlete will announce he's gay in the next 10 minutes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2013 11:48 AM (8ZskC)

80 Rachrisezra Maddhayklein for new press secretary. Just leave the hipster douche glasses Jay.

Posted by: RWC at May 10, 2013 11:48 AM (fWAjv)

81 knit ... knit ... knit

Posted by: Madame DeFarge at May 10, 2013 11:48 AM (deaac)

82 Keep blabbing Jay... you're going to trip yourself up in no time.... just keep it up...

Posted by: Yip at May 10, 2013 11:48 AM (/jHWN)

83 Nothing but soft, marshmallowy bullshit.

Posted by: Rebecca the Raccoon at May 10, 2013 11:48 AM (UypUQ)

84
He must have a midget with a fire extinguisher under that podium...

Posted by: Optimizer at May 10, 2013 03:43 PM (Mxt9o)

Isn't that Reggie Love's job?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2013 11:48 AM (TIIx5)

85 Candy Crowley to Jay Carney's podium. STAT!

Posted by: gracepmc at May 10, 2013 11:48 AM (rznx3)

86 Bound to be a doozy.

Heh...thought you said Boozy.

5:00 can't come soon enough.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 10, 2013 11:48 AM (jvd3N)

87 well, that surely doesn't roll off the tongue.

Posted by: RWC at May 10, 2013 11:48 AM (fWAjv)

88 What I wouldn't pay to see Carney break out in flop sweat, shit his pants, and pass out...

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 10, 2013 11:49 AM (YTstp)

89 "Jay, does the president feel the republicans have taken their racism up a notch lately?"

Posted by: MSNBC at May 10, 2013 11:49 AM (3+QKS)

90 Jay, try skipping from side to side.

Posted by: Squealer at May 10, 2013 11:50 AM (t2VM4)

91 "Deep background" doesn't sound like anything I'm in to. To each their own.

Posted by: dogfish at May 10, 2013 11:50 AM (nsOJa)

92 Well of course their requests for subsidies was not Paraguayan in and of is as it were the United States government would never have if the President, our 0resident, had not and as far as I know that's the way it will always be. Is that clear?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 10, 2013 11:50 AM (LKCE6)

93
What's this??

Howie Carr just mentioned how they brought in a muslim cleric (to be PC) to say a few words over the bodies over the SEALS and we find out that the Muslim cleric cursed them?!?

Anybody know more about this?

Posted by: soothsayer at May 10, 2013 11:50 AM (Y4TdB)

He's filibustering.

Oh, so now Susan Rice was telling the truth, even though everybody knows by now that it was a lie.

Is this desperation? Are they in trouble? Or just shamelessness? Seems like the fawning media propaganda machine isn't so intent on burying this, or they wouldn't still be talking about it.

"Politicize..."

(drinks again...)

A cover-up was done for political reasons, but now it's the OTHER guys who are making it "political". It's astounding.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 10, 2013 11:50 AM (Mxt9o)

95 Geebus! This guy trips over his tongue more than I do!

Posted by: Porky Pig at May 10, 2013 11:51 AM (E7Iyp)

96 91 "Jay, does the president feel the republicans have taken their racism up a notch lately?"

Posted by: MSNBC at May 10, 2013 03:49 PM (3+QKS)

They're really not happy today, are they?

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at May 10, 2013 11:51 AM (liORJ)

97 double stomping post up

Posted by: toby928 at May 10, 2013 11:51 AM (evdj2)

98 Why doesn't someone ask who stopped the response of the team to go to the rescue?

Posted by: John Rambo at May 10, 2013 11:51 AM (4IfCN)

99 Mein Gott! If only we'd had these guys working for us!

Posted by: Goebbles at May 10, 2013 11:52 AM (Zv1QB)

100

Bound to be a ''doozy.
Please, that word is associated with quality not riff-raff.

Posted by: 1935 Duesenberg Model JN Convertible Coupe at May 10, 2013 11:52 AM (mETGQ)

101

I really can't believe this. There are people asking him questions about Benghazi who I DO NOT RECOGNIZE. Holy shit!

Posted by: Optimizer at May 10, 2013 11:52 AM (Mxt9o)

102 These are not the droids you are looking for

Posted by: Lil Jay at May 10, 2013 11:52 AM (S09w5)

103 Almost feel sorry for poor ole jay as he tries to NOT answer why the WH called for a "background briefing" to just 14 news organizations before the regularly scheduled WH daily briefing.

Not letting him off the hook. Reporters seem royally PO'd. About friggin time. Has it finally dawned on them that by letting the PO lie to the country they've also let the POS lie to them and thereby affected their credibility and possibley their future income source?

Posted by: wyntre at May 10, 2013 11:53 AM (MrQiL)

104 Now remember everyone! No one asks who gave the stand down order. No one asks that.

Posted by: The MSM at May 10, 2013 11:53 AM (Zv1QB)

105

The secret meeting was a dress rehearsal, right?

"How's this sound, guys? And what are your sources telling you?"

Posted by: Bigby's Opposable Thumbs at May 10, 2013 11:53 AM (3ZtZW)

106 95
What's this??

Howie Carr just mentioned how they brought in a muslim cleric (to be PC) to say a few words over the bodies over the SEALS and we find out that the Muslim cleric cursed them?!?

Anybody know more about this?

Posted by: soothsayer at May 10, 2013 03:50 PM (Y4TdB)

I was ready to to nuke entire deserts over this earlier, but I think it was that people were really upset that Christian clerics weren't allowed to attend, and whether or not they koran passages he read were directly targeted at our troops

I'm not sure what the hell happened there for sure yet.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at May 10, 2013 11:53 AM (liORJ)

107 boulder toilet hobo

Bwa-ha-ha. Got it.

Posted by: wyntre at May 10, 2013 11:54 AM (MrQiL)

108 Jay learns from Dean Smith, goes into the "Four Corners" to run out the clock.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at May 10, 2013 11:54 AM (wR+pz)

109 We don't care if we work for free. We don't care if no one believes us. We don't care if no one watches us.

Posted by: The MSM at May 10, 2013 11:54 AM (Zv1QB)

110 Effing someone ask it, you cowardly Bastards!

Posted by: John Rambo at May 10, 2013 11:54 AM (4IfCN)

111 103
I really can't believe this. There are people asking him questions about Benghazi who I DO NOT RECOGNIZE. Holy shit!

Posted by: Optimizer at May 10, 2013 03:52 PM (Mxt9o)

I'm emotionally.....erect.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at May 10, 2013 11:54 AM (liORJ)

112 Are you going to believe what we said before, and the tape... or what I tell you now.... about what we said before...

Posted by: Jay the Carney at May 10, 2013 11:54 AM (lZBBB)

113 Careful how you word those questions, Pressies. We're taking notes.

Posted by: The IRS at May 10, 2013 11:54 AM (deaac)

114 Are you freaking kidding me. My God the lies, he should be struck by lightning.

Posted by: spypeach at May 10, 2013 11:55 AM (6xG9/)

115 I'm ready coach. Put me in.

Posted by: TOTUS at May 10, 2013 11:55 AM (Zv1QB)

116 I don't think I can take anymore of this. My blood is boiling.

Posted by: spypeach at May 10, 2013 11:56 AM (6xG9/)

117

Posted by: soothsayer at May 10, 2013 03:50 PM (Y4TdB)

Yup.... been on the Net for a couple of days now...

MSM.... crickets...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 10, 2013 11:56 AM (lZBBB)

118 Video? He really thinks this line of BS is going to sell? I think the press is starting to get fed up. They are not letting up.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at May 10, 2013 11:56 AM (wR+pz)

119 I gave the stand down order.

Posted by: TOTUS at May 10, 2013 11:56 AM (Zv1QB)

120 95
What's this??
Howie Carr just mentioned how they brought in a muslim cleric (to be PC) to say a few words over the bodies over the SEALS and we find out that the Muslim cleric cursed them?!?
Anybody know more about this?

Saw this on Gateway Pundit the other day and more recently on Weasel -- waiting to see more.

Posted by: gracepmc at May 10, 2013 11:56 AM (rznx3)

121 Uh-oh. Reporter says Jay's comments that the talking points edit was not a simple stylistic edit but a content change is wrong.

Now a second reporter picking up that train of thought.

It depends on what the meaning of the word is, is.

D@mn. I am having a deja-vu moment. Haven't we been down this road before?

Posted by: wyntre at May 10, 2013 11:56 AM (MrQiL)

122 Carney could be charged with necrophilia, considering how his blaming of the CIA is nothing more that digging up the career of Petraeus and giving it another ass-fucking.

Posted by: ThomasD at May 10, 2013 11:56 AM (rGMn+)

123 Can someone please throw a shoe at Carney, please please.. right in his stupid head.

Posted by: spypeach at May 10, 2013 11:56 AM (6xG9/)

124 116 Are you freaking kidding me. My God the lies, he should be struck by lightning.

Posted by: spypeach at May 10, 2013 03:55 PM (6xG9/)

Son.... I know when I sent you down... I said I wouldn't do Old Testement stuff anymore.... but... just this once???

Posted by: God at May 10, 2013 11:57 AM (lZBBB)

125 It was 'opposite day', but not everyone knew it.

Posted by: Jay Carney at May 10, 2013 11:57 AM (Zv1QB)

126 121 I gave the stand down order.

Posted by: TOTUS at May 10, 2013 03:56 PM (Zv1QB)

TOTUS has become self aware?? RUN!!

Posted by: Red Shirt at May 10, 2013 11:57 AM (FIDMq)

127 Who said, "Do not get to the CHOPPA!"

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at May 10, 2013 11:58 AM (4IfCN)

128

TOTUS has become self aware?? RUN!!

Posted by: Red Shirt at May 10, 2013 03:57 PM (FIDMq)

Self.... aware???

Posted by: Colosus, the Forbin Project at May 10, 2013 11:58 AM (lZBBB)

129 I would give anything to hear a reporter call him a f##king liar and get up and leave.

Posted by: spypeach at May 10, 2013 11:59 AM (6xG9/)

130 The proof in the pudding, of course, is what these reporters actually write...

THAT is what I'm waiting for.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at May 10, 2013 12:00 PM (liORJ)

131 I am not talking to the press for the next 10 days. I don't give a shit, Mr. President. I know that I'm assassination insurance, but I'm not a sacrificial lamb.

Posted by: Vice President Joe Biden at May 10, 2013 12:00 PM (Zv1QB)

132 Hidden mystery comes to nothing because the president didn't call it n act of terror?

What? It's all a distraction from the key issues? Now he's repeating HRC's line. What difference does it make how 4 Americans died?

Oh boy.

Posted by: wyntre at May 10, 2013 12:00 PM (MrQiL)

133

My God! It sounds like even the Obama Propaganda Machine (TM) doesn't like having been lied to, and being exposed as complicit baffoons by Fox (now that their chocolate Messiah has been kept in office). Wow. Who would have guessed?

This, even though they kept Jake Tapper away...

"A distraction from key issues..." (Oh, wow...)

Pulling the OJ thing now, again, too (I'm going to find out who did this - I'm pretty sure the answer is on some golf course somewhere.)

Posted by: Optimizer at May 10, 2013 12:00 PM (Mxt9o)

134 The thing about lies, they are hard to remember...

Posted by: spypeach at May 10, 2013 12:01 PM (6xG9/)

135 Grill warming up.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at May 10, 2013 12:01 PM (wR+pz)

136 The CIA The CIA The CIA!

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at May 10, 2013 12:01 PM (wR+pz)

137 Oh man. Jay has poked the journalist ticklish point by calling the talking points changes a mere stylistic change.

The grammar war heats up.

Posted by: wyntre at May 10, 2013 12:02 PM (MrQiL)

138 132 The proof in the pudding, of course, is what these reporters actually write.. Stop stepping on my lines.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 10, 2013 12:02 PM (Zv1QB)

139 Still can't believe these people got re-elected.

This era will truly go down as a low point in American culture and politics. Late 60's-70's not withstanding.

Its sad to watch.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 10, 2013 12:02 PM (jvd3N)

140 I'm not feeling well still, but I seriously need to drink, can one of you morons loan me your liver?

Posted by: spypeach at May 10, 2013 12:02 PM (6xG9/)

141 The 12 versions are not going away.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at May 10, 2013 12:03 PM (wR+pz)

142 Don't forget mother's day. Fuck, that just isn't going to do it.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 10, 2013 12:04 PM (Zv1QB)

143 I hope they piss the CIA off, I'm sure there are some interesting things they can leak.

Posted by: spypeach at May 10, 2013 12:04 PM (6xG9/)

144 When you said what you said were you aware the talking points had gone through 12 changes?

ROTF!

Do you acknowledge your initial explanation of WH involvement was a mischaracterization?

Reporters finally out for blood now that it's their butts and credibility on the line.

Posted by: wyntre at May 10, 2013 12:04 PM (MrQiL)

145 This IRS kerfuffle - BUSH !!

DRUDGE

Posted by: WH at May 10, 2013 12:04 PM (Cs2tJ)

146 B-b-b-b I'm just trying to answer the questions! It's the repubs fault. Wahwahwah.

Posted by: wyntre at May 10, 2013 12:05 PM (MrQiL)

147 Grill warming up.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at May 10, 2013 04:01 PM (wR+pz)

Got Ribeyes marinating as we speak.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 10, 2013 12:05 PM (jvd3N)

148 I'm kinda getting the impression that while the WHPC doesn't mind being lied to by the SCOAMF, they have a SEVERE problem not being told ALL the lies as a whole, instead of playing faves.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at May 10, 2013 12:05 PM (liORJ)

149 I Know Nothink, I See Nothink!!!

Posted by: Sgt Carney at May 10, 2013 12:07 PM (D+lxs)

150 On to the IRS coverup and attack on tea party groups.

Posted by: wyntre at May 10, 2013 12:07 PM (MrQiL)

151 Names and papers of each and every reporter who participated in the off-the-record deep background briefing.

and if you wont release their names, why wont you do so? And please don't act surprised when people ratchet up the cover-up charges based on this briefing.

Posted by: MikeD at May 10, 2013 01:25 PM (iZiIb)

152 As far as "pissing off reporters", I'm sure the administration has, but all these intrepid persons of integrity called "journalists" will do is grill enough so as to reassert preeminent dominance within the caucus, but not aggressively enough so to actually threaten Democratic standing with the people.

Posted by: T. at May 10, 2013 02:43 PM (1qp/j)

153 That;'s tragic. If none of the SEALS are Muslims and I'm assuming they're not, they should not have a Muslim cleric there, As for cursing them it's terribly insulting and rude, but it's meaningless. There is nothing that a Muslim cleric can do after the death of these men that could influence God who judges everyone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2013 03:16 PM (kENHJ)

154 Andy @ 154. Yes. This topped off my day. There is a youtube video of the SEAL families protesting this very thing. Heartbreaking.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 10, 2013 04:26 PM (baL2B)

155 I'm guessing this is a good time to load up on stock in beer and popcorn (or peanuts) . . .