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November 21, 2013

Whitehouse delusion status: CRITICAL
— Purple Avenger

[I stepped on this for the breaking filibuster story, so I'm bumping it back up-Drew]

The kerflufle is only about the website fustercluck. Once that's fixed, its all good.

...Â“This is a situation where the politics flows pretty clearly from the policy,Â” the senior official said, adding that the solution isnÂ’t ultimately that complicated.
Â“WeÂ’re focused on the implementation, because when that gets straightened out Â– and it will Â– the politics will straighten out too,Â” the official said...

Posted by: Purple Avenger at 08:03 AM | Comments (140)
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1 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at November 21, 2013 07:24 AM (PZ6/M)

frist?

Posted by: Stewie Griffin at November 21, 2013 07:24 AM (4mTwY)

3 Loons, raving mad loons.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 21, 2013 07:24 AM (rXcBX)

4 The longer it remains at that level, the better for us.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 21, 2013 07:24 AM (eFYNk)

5 When the website gets fixed, the real horror begins.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at November 21, 2013 07:24 AM (fk1A8)

6 Srsly, though - somebody needs to lock up the strawberries RIGHT NOW.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at November 21, 2013 07:25 AM (PZ6/M)

7 This and a Shit flavored Milk Shake to wash that shit sandwich down... Ahh the fog of Politics

Posted by: 7 Days in May at November 21, 2013 07:25 AM (j6DTo)

8 Coke is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 21, 2013 07:26 AM (zDsvJ)

9 They really think people are made of money.

Posted by: Bless Your Cold Black Hearts at November 21, 2013 07:26 AM (kkbgQ)

10 Shhhh! Nobody tell him!

Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 07:27 AM (GQ8sn)

11 We have to build the web site to find out what's in the web site.

Posted by: Nancy Botox at November 21, 2013 07:27 AM (jtTKf)

12 MSNBC has been called in for duty.
http://is.gd/OQ198q

Or doody. O_o

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 21, 2013 07:27 AM (ZKzrr)

13 Senior Official = The Rat-faced Scrunt Jarret

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 21, 2013 07:27 AM (rXcBX)

14 If the complaints about the costs going through the roof, doctors being out of network, and having plans cancelled after being repeatedly assured (i.e. lied to) about being to keep them are all the fault of the website, someone needs to track CGI Federal down and stop them before they bring Skynet fully online.

Posted by: Austin in TX at November 21, 2013 07:27 AM (3cp3C)

"All is well!! Remain calm!!" --Barack "Chip Diller" Obama

Somewhere, Valerie Jarret is preparing a private jet to Cuba...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 21, 2013 07:28 AM (sQ0LB)

16 that's when the FSA finds out free shit isn't free, there's a hefty fucking fee.

Posted by: X at November 21, 2013 07:28 AM (KHo8t)

They really think people are made of money.

Posted by: Bless Your Cold Black Hearts at November 21, 2013 11:26 AM (kkbgQ)

Which is why they want to control people.

We want to control people.
People are made of money.
We need to control money.
QED

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 21, 2013 07:28 AM (fwARV)

18 In the frenzy to report "all ChoomCare, all the time" we are, of course, overlooking a few little nasties that President Historic First'sÂ© regime is cooking up....

There's Yellin's confirmation (apparently a slam dunk), Lurch's messing around with the Mad Mullahs in Iran, all that fiddling with the unemployment and "job creation" numbers, the upcoming "budget" issues (thanks for straightening that out, Paul Ryan!) and Hairy Reid's "nuclear" ranting about how the Senate does its thing....

Could there be anything else? Bet on it.

Or are we leaving the rest of the nation's collapse to Darrell Issa and his Intrepid Investigators?

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 21, 2013 07:28 AM (kaGpp)

19 Once we fix the website and people can come in and pay twice as much for less coverage everything will be right as rain!

And once hackers start using your payment and login information it will create a completely new stimulus!

Posted by: The Obama Administration at November 21, 2013 07:28 AM (P3U0f)

20 What. Seriously, what? They can't believe that - they actually think a website will convince conservatives that our freedoms lost were just "much ado about nothing"? They have to be seriously ill. Not joking, they're a danger to themselves.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 21, 2013 07:28 AM (eaIpn)

The unwashed are unappreciative of the benefits of common core and socialized medicine. And gun control. And the EPA. And the FDA.

And the middle class.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2013 07:28 AM (AX3vC)

22 People need to be able purchase the policies before our betters in the media can tell us that the cost is so high because the policies are that much better.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 21, 2013 07:29 AM (2NG6u)

23 Because when the website gets straightened out people will be able to see they can't afford Obacare instantly. And who doesn't like instantly?

Posted by: Dang at November 21, 2013 07:29 AM (YWXTN)

24 "the politics will straighten out too,Â”

Yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing Obama's approval rating go straight down in stead of just down at a steep angle.

Posted by: Dang and his glowing schadenboner at November 21, 2013 07:31 AM (YWXTN)

I hope those eyeballs aren't connected to the tarded preverts at the NSA.

Posted by: ExSnipe at November 21, 2013 07:32 AM (57ubW)

26 As if the forced cancellations, the penalty/mandate/tax, the increased premiums, deductibles, and co-pays, the lies, the unilateral extra-constitutional power grabs, the waivers, and the exemptions weren't the problem.

I take comfort in the fact that they lie to the American public and themselves, equally.

Posted by: flounder at November 21, 2013 07:32 AM (Kkt/i)

27 Speaking of deluded WHs, this is something I did not know.http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/364506/ghosts-november-mark-steyn

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 21, 2013 07:33 AM (ZKzrr)

28 Oops, forgot the incompetence and failure of leadership. One wonders how differently the D's, O, and Obamacare would be polling had there been a competent leader in place and the execution had gone swimmingly. My guess: not much.

Posted by: flounder at November 21, 2013 07:34 AM (Kkt/i)

29 What really chaps my ass are the ludicrous arguments such as you're getting a better policy. That they can spin that bullshit with a straight face amazes me. Just more proof that they are commies.

Posted by: Bless Your Cold Black Hearts at November 21, 2013 07:37 AM (kkbgQ)

Sticker shock, guys. Most of the people who have supported Obamacare didn't realize it would affect them personally, negatively, financially. For them, redistribution was for the other guy--you know, Rich Uncle Pennybags from the Monopoly game. Next year, the employer mandate kicks in and millions more will lose those sweet, corporate-sponsored healthcare plans because it will be cheaper to dump those people onto the exchanges and pay the fines than it would be to meet the costs entailed by the ACA.

If the Democrats' longterm plan has been to use the ACA as an incremental step necessary to introduce a single-payer system similar to the British NHS, then that plan will almost certainly fail. I write 'almost certainly' because one should never underestimate the power of the Free Shit Army or the willingness of the Democrats to lie to achieve their goals.

Whatever happens, the healthcare system will be wrecked for years and many thousands of people will not receive the medical care they need, which means that ultimately many thousands of people will die who otherwise wouldn't. That's the bottom line here. But then, none of this has been about helping sick people in the first place. It's all been about the acquisition of State power.

Posted by: troyriser at November 21, 2013 07:42 AM (gNlvW)

31 Insane
Clown
Posse time, folks....

Posted by: backhoe at November 21, 2013 07:46 AM (ULH4o)

32 "Srsly, though - somebody needs to lock up the strawberries RIGHT NOW..... Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at November 21, 2013 11:25 AM"

Nobody has the balls to tell the Captain that the mess boys ate them.

Posted by: Jimbo at November 21, 2013 07:57 AM (V70Uh)

Â“WeÂ’re focused on the implementation, because when that gets straightened out Â– and it will Â– the politics will straighten out too,Â” the official said...

Sure! Because with a fully functioning website, it'll be that much easier for Americans (and foreigners!) to discover just how much Obama hates them and wants them to take it up the ass with higher premiums, higher deductibles, shitty coverage and fewer doctors.

I expect the politics will straighten themselves out pretty damn quick after that.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 21, 2013 07:59 AM (4df7R)

34 They really don't know how long the pipe is, do they?

Posted by: Andy Dufresne at November 21, 2013 08:05 AM (Pr6hk)

35 That is as delusional as thinking the Indians will play the Cubs in the World Series next year.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 21, 2013 08:06 AM (VtjlW)

Yes, once the website is working. People will love 0care. Sure, keep telling yourselves that. Roll with it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2013 08:06 AM (1cD5X)

37 We must not have a mineshaft gap. Keep digging.

Posted by: General Buck Turgidson Obama at November 21, 2013 08:06 AM (Pr6hk)

38 If I perform this ritual sacrifice in just the right way my enemies will be smitten. Or smited. Or, you know, dead.

Posted by: joncelli at November 21, 2013 08:06 AM (RD7QR)

39 Yeah, they're idiots, but we already knew that. "As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron." - H. L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 21, 2013 08:07 AM (bb5+k)

40 Are those Harry Reid's eyes at a pre-school? Anonymous source says so.

Posted by: Mitt at November 21, 2013 08:08 AM (q4QfH)

41 Hey thanks for the Miley Cyrus video that just popped up in the corner! And by thanks I mean wtf?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2013 08:08 AM (oFCZn)

42 9 They really think people are made of money. Posted by: Bless Your Cold Black Hearts at November 21, 2013 11:26 AM (kkbgQ) They have no conception of money, how it's created and how it has value. They understand printing presses okay though. The rest, for them, is "Magic."

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 21, 2013 08:08 AM (bb5+k)

43 I saw 'Delusion Status: CRITICAL' open for 'Crash Test Dummies' in 1995.

Posted by: phreshone at November 21, 2013 08:09 AM (Pr6hk)

44 The website SNAFU's are only the tip of the iceberg (tip of the schaden-boner?) Once the website is working, the real pain begins. PAIN, you LIV retards. Excruciating fucking pain. LIVs voted for it, and they shall get EXACTLY what they voted for.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 21, 2013 08:11 AM (7ObY1)

45
speaking of delusional...

Christie is about to address the GOP Governor's association.

But I'd rather watch the other Jumbo try to takeoff from a short strip in Wichita.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 21, 2013 08:11 AM (KeJAW)

46 I saw Delusional Status open for Blu Oyster Cult in 1980.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 21, 2013 08:11 AM (EGPJQ)

47 TheyÂ’ll fix the web site once theyÂ’re sure the Upton bill canÂ’t pass. Upton bill + working web site = people can easily compare prices and coverage.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 21, 2013 08:12 AM (QF8uk)

48 I saw Delusion Status open for Status Quo. THAT was a confusing show.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 21, 2013 08:13 AM (7ObY1)

49 Delusion Status: Critical played my wedding.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 21, 2013 08:13 AM (32Ze2)

50 Sssssssssssssssssssssss...

Posted by: The Fuse on the Employer Mandate Bomb at November 21, 2013 08:13 AM (8ZskC)

51 Kool-aid is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at November 21, 2013 08:13 AM (5fSr7)

52
Christie just doesn't get it. He's laying out his campaign: his ability to "get things done" for the people.

Yeah, good luck with that, Chris Huntsman Crist Christie.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 21, 2013 08:13 AM (Ba6aP)

53 36 That is as delusional as thinking the Indians will play the Cubs in the World Series next year. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 21, 2013 12:06 PM (VtjlW) Or that the Browns won't...you know...be the Browns.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 21, 2013 08:14 AM (da5Wo)

54 I sure hope they get the website 'fixed'. The internet is running out of jokes to compare it to. But we can get ready for invisible payment system jokes.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 21, 2013 08:14 AM (EGPJQ)

55 Oops! I got on TaxFarm.Gov to sign up for a plowing and it redirected me here.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 21, 2013 08:14 AM (Tb01R)

56 9 They really think people are made of money. Posted by: Bless Your Cold Black Hearts at November 21, 2013 11:26 AM (kkbgQ) They're not? Now I'm a tax farmer..... and I'm diggin', diggin', diggin', diggin', diggin'. It's alarming how charming it is to be tax farming....

Posted by: Tax Farmer (D) at November 21, 2013 08:14 AM (HUFR8)

57 They understand printing presses okay though. I dread the day they decide to reduce taxes to zero and just print what they want. It might even work well for an election or two.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 21, 2013 08:14 AM (QF8uk)

58 Whatever happens, the healthcare system will be wrecked for years and many thousands of people will not receive the medical care they need, which means that ultimately many thousands of people will die who otherwise wouldn't. That's the bottom line here. But then, none of this has been about helping sick people in the first place. It's all been about the acquisition of State power. Posted by: troyriser at November 21, 2013 11:42 AM (gNlvW) This is why I believe the most important duty of a subsequent Republican administration is to unleash the full prosecutorial fury of the US Government on any and every person connected with this Administration, and especially regarding those people who donated to him and helped him get elected. (And the Media.) I want Democrats in Prison. Especially those rich bastards. Burn them all under any pretext which can be found. They tried to create a Nazi-like government, it's time for the wages of their sin.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 21, 2013 08:15 AM (bb5+k)

59 Delusion Status: Critical played my wedding. Delusion Status: Critical makes my relationship possible. In my favor.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 21, 2013 08:15 AM (QF8uk)

60 The kerflufle is only about the website fustercluck. Once that's fixed sticker shock hits and the emburing times begin!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2013 08:17 AM (ix+5k)

61 Or that the Browns won't...you know...be the Browns. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 21, 2013 12:14 PM (da5Wo) Exactly!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 21, 2013 08:17 AM (VtjlW)

62 PAIN, you LIV retards. Excruciating fucking pain. LIVs voted for it, and they shall get EXACTLY what they voted for. Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 21, 2013 12:11 PM (7ObY1) And *WE* shall get exactly what *THEY* voted for. I'm all for disenfranchising the bastards. You voted for Obama? You're done. No problem is improved by adding stupid people to the decision making process.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 21, 2013 08:17 AM (bb5+k)

63 Christie is about to address the GOP Governor's association. I was yelling at my TV screen this morning, but not at Krispy. Get this: MSNBC showed a clip of their own reporter, Kelly ("I'm not Norah") O'Donnell asking Christie a question, which Christie dutifully answered. It was a totally benign question and answer about what his goals were as head of the governor's association, to which Christie gave a stock answer that his goals 1,2 and 3 were to elect more Repub governors. Cut back to Mika Boobinski and her snickering cohorts including Nicolle ("Iscariot") Wallace who spent the next 5 minutes bitching that Christie is too visible, people are getting burned out on him, he never met a microphone he didn't like, etc. etc. Uhhh, WTF? YOUR OWN FUCKING REPORTER asked him a question, and he answered it. If Christie had NOT answered it, they would have bitched that he "can't take the tough questions from unfirendly networks," he's "aloof and condescending" etc. etc. Hope Christie starts to understand that the MSM is not really his friend and never will be.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 21, 2013 08:17 AM (7ObY1)

64 On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron." - H. L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920 We has arrived, bay-beee!!!! Wheeeeee, dog.

Posted by: Urban Hipster Doucherocket at November 21, 2013 08:18 AM (HUFR8)

65 Just a few more keystrokes, and all is well!

Posted by: Bo the Whitehouse Webmaster at November 21, 2013 08:18 AM (Dwehj)

66 Dang Jim Jones and his followers had nothing on these 404Care cultists.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 21, 2013 08:18 AM (BXhlo)

67 #62 And *WE* shall get exactly what *THEY* voted for. Which is exactly why I am so angry with them.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 21, 2013 08:19 AM (7ObY1)

68 Whatever happens, the healthcare system will be wrecked for years and many thousands of people will not receive the medical care they need, And....?

Posted by: Cloward Piven, (D)emocrat about town at November 21, 2013 08:20 AM (HUFR8)

69 My brain is superimposing the springy-eyes with the flaming skull.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, upholstering his throne of skulls at November 21, 2013 08:20 AM (naUcP)

70 Anna, nice beer frau pic!

Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 08:20 AM (GQ8sn)

71 Hey, there, little thread. How did you get in front of me, and why does that make me feel funny?

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 21, 2013 08:20 AM (FcR7P)

72 66 Dang Jim Jones and his followers had nothing on these 404Care cultists. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 21, 2013 12:18 PM (BXhlo) And we can wish them the same result.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 21, 2013 08:21 AM (bb5+k)

73 Oh no. Not again.

Posted by: The Fuckin Chicken at November 21, 2013 08:21 AM (84pE9)

74 ha ha on you, The President is preparing the speech that will put you all back in your despicable places and reassure 99.9 percent of the real folks out there that all is going to be fan-tan-tastic! (Jay Carney, translated into LIV language.)

Posted by: Mallfly at November 21, 2013 08:22 AM (bJm7W)

75 The Bill Clinton Gambit. "It's just about sex". No, the sex and the website are merely symptoms.

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2013 08:22 AM (FcR7P)

76 It's all fixed. I just forgot to end a DIV tag. Whew.

Posted by: Bo the Whitehouse Webmaster at November 21, 2013 08:22 AM (Dwehj)

77 66 Dang Jim Jones and his followers had nothing on these 404Care cultists. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 21, 2013 12:18 PM (BXhlo) I will also point out that Jim Jones was a Democrat too. Apparently the whole tree is poisoned.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 21, 2013 08:23 AM (bb5+k)

78 "...the politics will straighten out too."

Phew!! Glad they've got their priorities straight.

For a second there I considered they were concerned about all of those people who can no longer afford health insurance, even when attempting to purchase through the website.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2013 08:23 AM (JRmiD)

79 so They are not concerned about average lower middle american that can't cough up the funds for the Govt service without taking it from little susie and johnny?

hey kids holidays, clothing for school ,vacations, trips to disneyland ever?

sorry but look i got you a great obamacare card with your name on it.

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 08:23 AM (nqBYe)

I can get away from these cop cars and helicopters. I just need to speed down the highway faster than them.

Posted by: every person who runs from the cops at November 21, 2013 08:24 AM (m2CN7)

81 btw parents, who needs that 50th job that might have been yours or more than 29 hours?

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 08:24 AM (nqBYe)

82 I will also point out that Jim Jones was a Democrat too. All-out communist from what IÂ’ve heard.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 21, 2013 08:24 AM (QF8uk)

83 Yes, the Sprongy Eyeballs should be added to the Flaming Skull of News. For the ultimate AOS experience.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at November 21, 2013 08:24 AM (HUFR8)

84 Rebranding!

Out: Obamacare

In: Cookies 'n Cream Care

Posted by: King Barky at November 21, 2013 08:25 AM (ZWaLo)

85 Tell the chirruns! 404Care is open for business!1!

Posted by: Bo the Whitehouse Webmaster at November 21, 2013 08:25 AM (Dwehj)

86 I am now putting things all together and can see why states are legalizing marijuana, and the DEA is relaxing enforcement laws. It's all part of the plan to keep us in a drug fueled stupor. Genius!

Posted by: runningrn at November 21, 2013 08:25 AM (tgptb)

87 Yes, the Sprongy Eyeballs should be added to the Flaming Skull of News. For the ultimate AOS experience. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at November 21, 2013 12:24 PM (HUFR Needs Blago hair for that.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 21, 2013 08:25 AM (VtjlW)

88 look what's a few thousand bucks a year to make Obama feel good about himself?

A Year!

with many more years to come of payments WAY past Obama being in office.

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 08:26 AM (nqBYe)

89 The website is the least of the problems with TFGCare! Full repeal is the only way out of this.

Posted by: CarolT at November 21, 2013 08:26 AM (z4WKX)

90 82 I will also point out that Jim Jones was a Democrat too. All-out communist from what IÂ’ve heard. Yup, Jerry Brown was a fan of his for a while as were the other politicians that got big donations from him.

Posted by: runningrn at November 21, 2013 08:26 AM (tgptb)

91 Oh, and I don't care if I kill or hurt anyone along the way.

Posted by: every person who runs from the cops at November 21, 2013 08:27 AM (m2CN7)

92 All-out communist from what IÂ’ve heard. Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 21, 2013 12:24 PM (QF8uk) Yeah, so?

Posted by: DNC® People's Church of Liberal Progressive Fundamentalism at November 21, 2013 08:27 AM (HUFR8)

93 "The White House says it gets the frustration felt by congressional Democrats over the disastrous first six weeks of ObamaCare, but is convinced once the healthcare lawÂ’s website is fixed, all will be well and the criticism will fade....

Um, OK, they feel Congressional Democrats' pain.
How big of them.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2013 08:27 AM (JRmiD)

94 Flaming skull with Blago hair and sprongy eye-balls. All it needs is a joint hanging from the lipless mouth and in tie-dye colors.

Greatful Dead dudes...

Glad you like the picture EC. Goes well with your Hungarian strippers?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 21, 2013 08:27 AM (BXhlo)

Hey Purp!!! Here's a link to the live feed of that 747 Dreamlifter that landed at the wrong (short) airport and now has to take off today.: http://tinyurl.com/mxng3me

It all goes down @ 1300 ET and may warrant its own thread- should be hairy but awesome to watch

Posted by: DAve at November 21, 2013 08:28 AM (b7yum)

96 I am now putting things all together and can see why states are legalizing marijuana, and the DEA is relaxing enforcement laws. It's all part of the plan to keep us in a drug fueled stupor.

Bah. It's harmless.

Posted by: That Hemp Guy at November 21, 2013 08:28 AM (Dwehj)

97 87 Yes, the Sprongy Eyeballs should be added to the Flaming Skull of News.

For the ultimate AOS experience.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at November 21, 2013 12:24 PM (HUFR

Needs Blago hair for that. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting.

Agggh! My eyes....
I covered his fall back in my FR days. I remember that hair....

Posted by: backhoe at November 21, 2013 08:28 AM (ULH4o)

98 Glad you like the picture EC. Goes well with your Hungarian strippers?

Hungarian strippers wore something different.

Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 08:28 AM (GQ8sn)

99 I just sent a Letter to the Editor of our statewide paper about all this website bullshit. The website problems are inexcusable, but they aren't what's causing the pain. THE LAW is the problem, not the website, and fixing the website is not going to fix the law.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 21, 2013 08:28 AM (4df7R)

100 For a second there I considered they were concerned about all of those people who can no longer afford health insurance, even when attempting to purchase through the website. Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2013 12:23 PM (JRmiD) It occurs to me that some people might have a medical crises during this period and find out that they cannot get care, or will have to pay for it out of their pocket. It further occurs to me that such a circumstance might earn the Democrats some undying hatred from whomever gets caught in such a mess. Everlasting hatred for Democrats sounds like a silver lining.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 21, 2013 08:28 AM (bb5+k)

101 Needs Blago hair for that. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 21, 2013 12:25 PM (VtjlW) ..and the "football". Gotta have Blagos' football.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at November 21, 2013 08:29 AM (HUFR8)

102 You know what this blog needs?

3-D!

Think of the Flaming Skull and Springy Eyes in 3-D!

Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 08:29 AM (GQ8sn)

103 All-out communist from what IÂ’ve heard. Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 21, 2013 12:24 PM (QF8uk) Yeah, like I said, a Democrat.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 21, 2013 08:29 AM (bb5+k)

104 95 also http://tinyurl.com/m6l6mxn

Posted by: DAve at November 21, 2013 08:30 AM (b7yum)

105 Or that the Browns won't...you know...be the Browns.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 21, 2013 12:14 PM (da5Wo)

Good news for AtC though. The Pats play the Browns this year on December 8.

So that's at least one win for the Browns.

Because if there is one thing the Pats do really well, it's that they sink to the level of the team they're playing.

So they got that goin' for them...which is nice.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/s][/i][/u][/b] at November 21, 2013 08:30 AM (6T8Ay)

106 I am now putting things all together and can see why states are legalizing marijuana, and the DEA is relaxing enforcement laws. It's all part of the plan to keep us in a drug fueled stupor. Change "marijuana" to "prescription drugs" and I'd agree with you. Pot isn't going to cause much of a drug-fueled stupor. It's a mild intoxicant. Smoking a whole joint by yourself is about the equivalent of 3 beers.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 21, 2013 08:30 AM (7ObY1)

107 Yeah, all those idjits whose "substandard" yet satisfactory plans were cancelled and replaced with ones that cost more and delivered less will NEVER hold that against 404Care's advocates and pushers.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 21, 2013 08:31 AM (HsTG8)

108 Some local news:

Duke lacrosse lying rape victim and murderer, Crystal Mangum is on trial. The jury is currently deliberating and we'll soon know her fate.

Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 08:31 AM (GQ8sn)

109 "Â“All of us have moments when we look back and wonder, Â‘What the heck was I thinking?Â’ I have that, quite a bit,Â” the president said to laughter...."

As long as Obama learned his lesson and can look back and laugh about I guess we're all good, eh? What's a few broken eggs to make such a sweet omelet.

Kinda like his discovery that there are no shovel-ready jobs after spending $1+ billion stimulus funds. It's like this presidency is one big teachable moment.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2013 08:31 AM (JRmiD)

110 I covered his fall back in my FR days. I remember that hair.... Posted by: backhoe at November 21, 2013 12:28 PM (ULH4o) Do you mean FR as "Free Republic"? I still look in there from time to time.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 21, 2013 08:31 AM (bb5+k)

111 I don't have a drinking problem. I have drinking opportunities. Like right now, today.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2013 08:32 AM (q4QfH)

112 >> am now putting things all together and can see why states are
legalizing marijuana, and the DEA is relaxing enforcement laws. It's
all part of the plan to keep us in a drug fueled stupor.

Bonus: Moar tax farming!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2013 08:32 AM (JRmiD)

113 Pot isn't going to cause much of a drug-fueled stupor. It's a mild intoxicant. Smoking a whole joint by yourself is about the equivalent of 3 beers. Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 21, 2013 12:30 PM (7ObY1) Uhh, ...whut?

Posted by: Urban Hipster Doucherocket at November 21, 2013 08:32 AM (HUFR8)

114 Yeah, and if ever my dick gets straightened out (hasn't happened in the last 20 years) then it will all be good.

Posted by: Limp Dick Larry at November 21, 2013 08:32 AM (dtuXM)

115 Think of the Flaming Skull and Springy Eyes in 3-D! Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 12:29 PM (GQ8sn) *puts on 3-D glasses* Yesssss.....yessssss....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at November 21, 2013 08:33 AM (HUFR8)

116 104 That is a somewhat large plane

Posted by: DAve at November 21, 2013 08:33 AM (b7yum)

117 Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 21, 2013 12:30 PM (7ObY1)

Uh, I hate to break it to you, but modern marijuana is much more powerful than the crap most of us tried in high school.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 21, 2013 08:34 AM (oJ5Fd)

118 113 Pot isn't going to cause much of a drug-fueled stupor. It's a mild intoxicant. Smoking a whole joint by yourself is about the equivalent of 3 beers.
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 21, 2013 12:30 PM (7ObY1)

Uhh, ...whut?

Posted by: Urban Hipster Doucherocket at November 21, 2013 12:32 PM (HUFR

Can you lost your license for that equivalent?

Posted by: Mustbequantum at November 21, 2013 08:34 AM (MIKMs)

119 Kinda like his discovery that there are no shovel-ready jobs after spending $1+ billion stimulus funds. It's like this presidency is one big teachable moment. Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2013 12:31 PM (JRmiD) First actual Job he ever had. Well, except for that Baskin Robbins gig.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 21, 2013 08:34 AM (bb5+k)

120 Think of the Flaming Skull and Springy Eyes in 3-D!
Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 12:29 PM (GQ8sn)

*puts on 3-D glasses*

Yesssss.....yessssss....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at November 21, 2013 12:33 PM (HUFR

Now here's a Kate Upton jiggly video....

Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 08:34 AM (GQ8sn)

121 106 Must be smokin' some shitty dope there

Posted by: DAve at November 21, 2013 08:34 AM (b7yum)

122 I am now putting things all together and can see why states are legalizing marijuana, and the DEA is relaxing enforcement laws. It's all part of the plan to keep us in a drug fueled stupor. Genius! Someone might want to clue my company in. They still believe in random drug testing.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2013 08:35 AM (ix+5k)

123 after spending $1+ billion stimulus funds. If only.

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2013 08:35 AM (FcR7P)

124 Do you mean FR as "Free Republic"? I still look in there from time to time. Posted by: D-Lamp at November 21, 2013 12:31 PM (bb5+k) Like now, with my bandwidth gone and 5 more days til reset. Fucking auto play video bullshit.....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at November 21, 2013 08:35 AM (HUFR8)

125 Nood.

The Stompening.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/s][/i][/u][/b] at November 21, 2013 08:35 AM (6T8Ay)

126 87 Yes, the Sprongy Eyeballs should be added to the Flaming Skull of News. For the ultimate AOS experience. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at November 21, 2013 12:24 PM (HUFR ------------------------ Needs Blago hair for that. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 21, 2013 12:25 PM (VtjlW) http://youtu.be/Bvuo2WSKiZA

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 21, 2013 08:36 AM (da5Wo)

127 *blinks as an odd connection of the synapses occurs*

Karla up in Canada participated with her then husband Paul in the murder of young girls. Karla even helped kill her younger sister for Paul. But she is out of jail living in anonymity with three children.

Meanwhile Zimmerman can't escape the Inquisition.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 21, 2013 08:36 AM (BXhlo)

128 Yeah, like I said, a Democrat. Surely there must be a few Democrats in Sodom who are not Communists?

Posted by: Abraham at November 21, 2013 08:36 AM (QF8uk)

129 They have to say this. It's a short term "goal" that they can say they "achieved" and it was a "success." And, the LIV's will /nod and agree. Then, they will go onto the next "success" because LIV's memories are short-lived and thin.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2013 08:36 AM (IXrOn)

130 108 Some local news: Duke lacrosse lying rape victim and murderer, Crystal Mangum is on trial. The jury is currently deliberating and we'll soon know her fate. --- I'm guessing 30 years for her. Guess that tuition she got paid for by the poverty pimps will be used on correspondence courses or distance learning.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 21, 2013 08:36 AM (/Crba)

131 Now here's a Kate Upton jiggly video.... Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 12:34 PM (GQ8sn) Oh yeah....3-D? Just like a boob job. Wait..... "Honey, come here please...."

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at November 21, 2013 08:37 AM (HUFR8)

132 110 I covered his fall back in my FR days. I remember that hair....

Posted by: backhoe at November 21, 2013 12:28 PM (ULH4o)

Do you mean FR as "Free Republic"?

I still look in there from time to time.

Posted by: D-Lamp

Yes- same nick. I did standalone posts as well as daily links & pics & quips on "The dark underbelly."
After Emmy died in June 2010 I just didn't have to heart to keep doing that and sort-of slipped away, over to Free Dominion. I'm one of its founders.

Posted by: backhoe at November 21, 2013 08:37 AM (ULH4o)

133 So they got that goin' for them...which is nice.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 21, 2013 12:30 PM (6T8Ay)

I will no longer mock the Patriots, at least for the next 15 minutes.

Their owner responded to a friend's letter to him, asking for a personal note for his son's Bar Mitzvah.

It was hand-written by Kraft, was lovely, and clearly meant something to him. he even included some Hebrew!

The man is a mensch.

[rabid Boston sports hater watching the clock....]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 21, 2013 08:38 AM (oJ5Fd)

134 119 Kinda like his discovery that there are no shovel-ready jobs after spending $1+ billion stimulus funds. It's like this presidency is one big teachable moment. Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2013 12:31 PM (JRmiD) First actual Job he ever had. Well, except for that Baskin Robbins gig. --- Try telling him that. Someone convinced him that giving blowjobs would help with his unemployment.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 21, 2013 08:38 AM (/Crba)

135 Ed Henry ‏@edhenryTV 2h

MSNBC hosts relocated to West Wing today; @WeGotEd @Lawrence @ezraklein arrived for apparent meet w/President (Fox's @TheJuanWilliams too)

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2013 08:39 AM (aTXUx)

136 S.M ‏@redsteeze 2h

Obama is relying on Ed Shultz and Lawrence O'donnell to save Obamacare... This is awesome!

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2013 08:40 AM (aTXUx)

137 >>Hey thanks for the Miley Cyrus video that just popped up in the corner! Some of us have noticed videos popping up in the corner of the comments page. I think I'll email Ace and make sure they are ads he's getting paid for...

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 21, 2013 08:41 AM (SUKHu)

138 I am now putting things all together and can see why states are legalizing marijuana, and the DEA is relaxing enforcement laws. It's all part of the plan to keep us in a drug fueled stupor. Genius!

Posted by: runningrn at November 21, 2013 12:25 PM (tgptb)
=========

Soma: "A gram is better than a damn!"

Posted by: Nighthawk at November 21, 2013 08:41 AM (OtQXp)

139 The man is a mensch. [rabid Boston sports hater watching the clock....] Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 21, 2013 12:38 PM (oJ5Fd)

I know.

If you knew what it was like to be a Pats fan when the Sullivans ran the team, you appreciate Bob Kraft all the more.

He really is a class act.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/s][/i][/u][/b] at November 21, 2013 08:44 AM (6T8Ay)

140 nu up

Posted by: DAve at November 21, 2013 08:49 AM (b7yum)

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