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July 04, 2013

Would you rat out your buds for $10,000? [OregonMuse]
— Open Blogger

Pretty funny radio commercial from The Great White North:

Posted by: Open Blogger at 09:30 AM | Comments (58)
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1 Being broke and finding it difficult to afford the basics as I am now, I would have to say.... Fuck no. Friends don't do shit like that.

Posted by: model_1066 at July 04, 2013 09:37 AM (tSYHH)

2 Yes

Posted by: NSA at July 04, 2013 09:38 AM (dite0)

3 Yes!

Posted by: Snowden and Anna Chapman at July 04, 2013 09:39 AM (dite0)

4 oooooohhhhhhhhh,im tellin

Posted by: Big Ben at July 04, 2013 09:39 AM (I5Htn)

5 We'd never sell him out, not no way, not no how... And we've already got more than 10k$, so nee ner nee ner

Posted by: Media for BarkyO at July 04, 2013 09:41 AM (dite0)

6 5 We'd never sell him out, not no way, not no how... And we've already got more than 10k$, so nee ner nee ner Posted by: Media for BarkyO at July 04, 2013 01:41 PM (dite0) The post said buds, not bootlicking twatwaffles.

Posted by: model_1066 at July 04, 2013 09:43 AM (tSYHH)

Any earnings from the selling out of friends is taxable.

Actually, we will tax you if you fail to sell out your friends.Because derp.

Posted by: IRS, joined by CJ Roberts at July 04, 2013 09:44 AM (dite0)

8 6..touche haha

Posted by: knob at July 04, 2013 09:45 AM (dite0)

9 Mona Eltahawy, Alec Baldwin on line 1

(Enjoyable proggies slap fight on Twitter)

Mona EltahawyVerified account ‏@monaeltahawy

And next time @jeremyscahill, woman up and actually @me so that I see your silly rant directly.

Posted by: kbdabear at July 04, 2013 09:45 AM (/9IC1)

10 Snitches get stitches.

Posted by: garrett at July 04, 2013 09:45 AM (0c/sB)

11 But hey, for a million I'd tip the Feds about my mom's fortune made as a murderous curator of drug mules! (sorry, NSA...that was a little joke)

Posted by: model_1066 at July 04, 2013 09:46 AM (tSYHH)

12 Hey everyone!

The wife and I found a stray puppy on our walk this morning. He and another small puppy dog were running around the yards up ahead of us, but we thought they belonged to the house they were on. We kept walking on and we saw them again on another yard and they eventually made it all the way to our front yard. We coaxed the braver dog to us so we could read the collar, but the other one was more skittish and took off. We couldn't find him.

The braver one, after being bathed and de-ticked, is now the best friend of my younger black lab. They are inseparable now. Uh oh. Some of our neighbours said that they've seen these two dogs the past week now, running all over the neighbourhood together, but no one knows who they belong to. We put out signs saying we found a dog, but no calls yet. We still haven't found the shy buddy dog.

Both look like German Shepherd mixes, and are very cute. My wife is trying to see if we can adopt him, but he obviously belongs to someone. If we can't find the owner, we'll have to give him to a shelter. What I think is that they both belong to someone who recently moved into the neighbourhood. I haven't seen them before and I walk my dogs in my neighbourhood everyday.

Anyhow....here's the pic of the little guy.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2rp5v80.jpg

He's been a really good dog so far. No barking, no whining. He's just been playing with my larger black lab and they've been having a blast together.

Posted by: EC at July 04, 2013 09:48 AM (doBIb)

13 New game for today ....

Where's Dildo?

"Another tweeter, surely mistaken, hears that John Kerry is celebrating July 4 in Nantucket"

http://tinyurl.com/qd3owex

Posted by: kbdabear at July 04, 2013 09:49 AM (/9IC1)

14 Now all you SUCKER DJ'S who think your fly,
There's (think) got to be a reason, and we know the reason why.
You try to PUT ON THOSE AIRS and act REAL COOL,
But ya got to realize that you're acting like fools.

Posted by: Cameo at July 04, 2013 09:49 AM (e8kgV)

15 If they are thieves, they aren't my buds, and..., yes, yes I could use $10k right now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 04, 2013 09:50 AM (aDwsi)

16 model_1066 There is no joking with the NSA. They have no sense of humor. Its Independence Day except for not having a Bill of Rights anymore.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 04, 2013 09:51 AM (2y8mE)

Have to love those inventive car dealers. What's Barky's trade-in value?

Posted by: OneIron at July 04, 2013 09:51 AM (rcc0V)

18 CUNY (City University of New York) has hired Patraeus to tech 3 hours a week, as an adjunct professor. His pay is $200,000 dollars a year. ThatÂ’s 8 times the normal rate. He will have a graduate student staff, who will take care of course research, administration and grading. The normal pay for an adjunct professor is $25,000 a year. CUNY, which is a college you go to when you canÂ’t get into a real college and gets generous subsidies from the city of New York cannot possibly get that much benefit from Patraeus.

Posted by: Falcon & the Snowden at July 04, 2013 09:51 AM (e8kgV)

19 He's been a really good dog so far. No barking, no whining. He's just been playing with my larger black lab and they've been having a blast together.

Posted by: EC at July 04, 2013 01:48 PM (doBIb)

EC, call your animal control....if you have one. People sometimes call them if their dogs have gone missing thinking they have pick up them up. Also, check with your vet....the dog(s) might have chips.

Also, sometimes people post on local lost pet boards on the internet when they've lost their dog.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 04, 2013 09:52 AM (X6akg)

20 What's Barky's trade-in value? Posted by: OneIron
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Cash for clunkers is now over.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 04, 2013 09:53 AM (aDwsi)

21
EC, call your animal control....if you have one. People sometimes call them if their dogs have gone missing thinking they have pick up them up. Also, check with your vet....the dog(s) might have chips.
Also, sometimes people post on local lost pet boards on the internet when they've lost their dog.

I'll call tomorrow, no one's going to be answering today. I will take them to the vet tomorrow and see if they are chipped. He has a collar, but no identifying details on it.

Posted by: EC at July 04, 2013 09:53 AM (doBIb)

22 16 model_1066 There is no joking with the NSA. They have no sense of humor. Its Independence Day except for not having a Bill of Rights anymore. Posted by: angel with a sword at July 04, 2013 01:51 PM (2y8mE) But I can still use the holiday as an excuse to drink excessively, right?

Posted by: model_1066 at July 04, 2013 09:53 AM (tSYHH)

23 EC. Is there a vaccination tag on the collar? If so, the number is traceble

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 04, 2013 09:54 AM (aDwsi)

24 Piers Morgan still butthurt over Independence Day.

Try Canada ....

To Life, Liberty & Happiness - and deep, abiding regret that George III couldn't keep his s**t together. #July4

Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) July 04, 2013

http://tinyurl.com/otp6ec2

Posted by: kbdabear at July 04, 2013 09:54 AM (/9IC1)

25 EC. Is there a vaccination tag on the collar? If so, the number is traceble
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Never mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 04, 2013 09:55 AM (aDwsi)

26 Posted by: EC at July 04, 2013 01:48 PM (doBIb) That little dog is very sweet looking. It's good of you to take such good car of it. My thought is you're correct. If it had a collar they belong to someone unless they were ditching their dogs. Dogs in a new place which aren't well trained will take off. You might call the shelter and put a "Found dog" notice there and also at the local supermarket.. Maybe the people the dog or dogs belong to don't drive by your house

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2013 09:55 AM (EIH0+)

27 Has Geraldo found Snowden yet?

Posted by: CarolT at July 04, 2013 09:56 AM (z4WKX)

28 Both look like German Shepherd mixes, and are very cute. My wife is trying to see if we can adopt him, but he obviously belongs to someone. If we can't find the owner, we'll have to give him to a shelter.

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EC, if your wife is trying to see if you can adopt him, why do say you'll have to take him to a shelter?

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 04, 2013 09:57 AM (X6akg)

29 These two sound like they belong to someone in the neighbourhood. They've been spotted the past week running around together. People just assumed they were out for a pee break and running back inside.

Maybe...

The owner keeled over from a heart attack and now they have no home to go back to.

Posted by: EC at July 04, 2013 09:57 AM (doBIb)

30 Boston Herald breaking news-Kerry vacationing on Nantucket amid turmoil in Egypt.

Posted by: CarolT at July 04, 2013 09:57 AM (z4WKX)

31 So far this thread is all Thieves, Snitches and Dogs.
Somehow it always comes back to the Obama administration doesn't it?

Posted by: Big Ben at July 04, 2013 09:58 AM (I5Htn)

32 EC, if your wife is trying to see if you can adopt him, why do say you'll have to take him to a shelter?

He belongs to someone, from the collar on him. We just don't know who. If we can't find them, we'll have to take him to a shelter. We have two dogs already and a cat. Not sure we can adopt a third dog. The wife understands he not ours.

I wish the owners would just call us and claim their dog back.

Posted by: EC at July 04, 2013 09:59 AM (doBIb)

33 take your wife to a shelter and keep the dog

Posted by: Glen the f*g whose sh*t's all retarded at July 04, 2013 09:59 AM (omBWL)

34 Ironic headline from al-Reuters

U.S. enjoys July 4 parades, picnics under watchful eyes of police

http://tinyurl.com/nslb92z

Posted by: kbdabear at July 04, 2013 09:59 AM (/9IC1)

35 So far this thread is all Thieves, Snitches and Dogs.
Somehow it always comes back to the Obama administration doesn't it?
Posted by: Big Ben
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And fleas..., don't forget fleas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 04, 2013 10:00 AM (aDwsi)

36 6 5 We'd never sell him out, not no way, not no how... And we've already got more than 10k$, so nee ner nee ner
Posted by: Media for BarkyO at July 04, 2013 01:41 PM (dite0)

The post said buds, not bootlicking twatwaffles.

Posted by: model_1066 at July 04, 2013 01:43 PM (tSYHH)

Hey! Leave us out of this shit!!!!

Posted by: bootlicking twatwaffles at July 04, 2013 10:00 AM (Oi60j)

37 I wish the owners would just call us and claim their dog back.

Posted by: EC at July 04, 2013 01:59 PM (doBIb)

I'll take it.

Just have it dressed by the butcher and send it up here COD.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 04, 2013 10:00 AM (WW8xK)

38 Great commercial/bounty offer.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 04, 2013 10:01 AM (ZshNr)

39 If I found out my friend was a piece of shit thief, maybe. Not sure. But either way I wouldn't stay friends with him (or her! Equality doncha know.)

Posted by: fb at July 04, 2013 10:02 AM (JVEmw)

40 When in the Course of human Events... More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2607

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 04, 2013 10:02 AM (XvHmy)

41 Count on the Canadians to be so polite-sounding as they try to recover stolen property. P.S. The references to "Wood Buffalo" are to a regional municipality of 10 communities, the largest of which is Fort McMurray. That's oilsands territory.

Posted by: Vendette at July 04, 2013 10:03 AM (d+fT0)

42 Londo, "Morden, Morsi. Just a few letters. Same slime. Vir stop waving hand!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 04, 2013 10:07 AM (8avI0)

43 A couple I know lost their cat. They put an ad in the paper,ad watched the Lost and Found Pets column of the paper. An animal was reported found that sounded as though it might be theirs. My less-than-engaged friend went over and picked the animal up. Upon his return, his wife took one look and said, "That's not our cat!" . My friend held it up, looked at it, and said , "It's not?"

At any rate, they kept it, as the people who found it in the first place never had any other takers. Did I mention that this took place in Holland, and that there was a lot of hash around?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 04, 2013 10:07 AM (aDwsi)

44 We've got a mid-sized dog, blonde mutt with some Lab in him, who has been wandering the neighborhood for at least two days. I'd approach him, he was shitting in my yard 15 minutes ago, but he's often scratching. I have cats, can't be near fleas. I only realized he'd been around for two days when my wife said she saw him yesterday morning, about 5 houses away, scratching in the middle of the road. No collar, but the fur is ruffed like he used to have one. I don't trust calling any Agency, to be honest. Gonna go post something on the local newspaper msg board, if I'm not banned.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 04, 2013 10:08 AM (ZshNr)

45 Pet owners, I cannot tell you how important it is to have a tag with YOUR phone number on the pet. I returned a dog on Monday to their owners because they had that tag. Otherwise, I would have had to call animal control as I couldn't bring the dog home. (The dog had pulled the stake out of the ground where it had been placed outside on a cable.)

My dog is chipped and tattooed by her breeder, but I never thought about this until this week, so will be doing it for my own dog. I do not trust Animal Control to hold a dog that is obviously owned and not euthanize it.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 04, 2013 10:19 AM (GoIUi)

46 Agreed Miss Marple. I don't want someone worried about their own workload/budget/over-crowding, etc. just slotting the dog for euthanasia because that's what best works for THEM. I'd trust a guy off the street with a decent description of the dog as his only proof of ownership over some possible Peta partisan.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 04, 2013 10:24 AM (ZshNr)

47 O/T QUESTION: I know of 3 people who could not get prescriptions from their GP's, but were required to see specialists. These prescriptions were for asthma medication, thyroid medication, and non-narcotic pain medication for fibromyalgia.

Has there been some sort of change in who can prescribe medication? Has this happened to you (being required to go to a specialist)? Does anyone know why?

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 04, 2013 10:25 AM (GoIUi)

48 Don't take him to a kill shelter.Find the owner and if no owner comes forward then find a home on your own. He's a good dog and he deserves a good home. I wd notify the shelter and leave a photo or a flyer and put up the flyers in the neighborhood.

Posted by: waldo at July 04, 2013 10:28 AM (yCCOr)

49 Several of the best dogs I've had were strays that I took in. Yes, I did my level best to find their original owners, but when I couldn't, I kept them. I'm not sure why you think you need to get authorities involved. Yes, contact them to see if they have been notified of missing dogs, but if they haven't, why give them the dog? It'll just be euthanized.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 04, 2013 10:28 AM (aH+zP)

Miss Marple,

I have been going to the same drugstore for years, I'm not sure if it is a Massachusetts law or federal law. A few years ago they wouldn't fill a prescription unless I showed my license. Now I can't even pick up a refill unless I give them my license.

Posted by: CarolT at July 04, 2013 10:42 AM (z4WKX)

51 Friends don't do shit like that. You mean not stealing? yeah, I'm good with that. Ordinarily, I would say "I wouldn't turn them in, but encourage them to return the items and clean up their, and failing to do so would mean that I won't associate with them further", but that could be considered "accessory after the fact". So, yeah, I'll drop a dime on them just to avoid the felony charge.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at July 04, 2013 10:52 AM (1hM1d)

52 Now I can't even pick up a refill unless I give them my license. Are those the same cluef*cks who insist that showing ID to vote is an "undue burden"?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at July 04, 2013 10:53 AM (1hM1d)

53 The film was passable, and the analysis they designed it as a middle finger to the right is not far off.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 04, 2013 10:56 AM (xcAHk)

54 7
Any earnings from the selling out of friends is taxable.
Actually, we will tax you if you fail to sell out your friends.Because derp.

Posted by: IRS, joined by CJ Roberts at July 04, 2013 01:44 PM (dite0)

But a friend is priceless, and selling one out costs you that friendship, which means that no matter how much you get, the loss more than balances the income. So, no net income and no tax due. In fact, you might even be able to write off other income against your loss. ;^)

Posted by: PersonFromPorlock at July 04, 2013 11:13 AM (K2Y5N)

55 Pet owners, I cannot tell you how important it is to have a tag with YOUR phone number on the pet. Tags fall off. A more failsafe method is to write your phone number with a sharpie on a nylon web collar.

Posted by: toby928© at July 04, 2013 11:30 AM (QupBk)

56 The town is called "Wood Buffalo"? I'm thinking it's the only radio station in town, like in Northern Exposure.

Posted by: t-bird at July 04, 2013 12:14 PM (FcR7P)

57 Lol,creative Canadians eh!!

Posted by: canopfor at July 04, 2013 12:42 PM (uptui)

58 Maybe the same place he and his boss were on 9/11/2012?

Posted by: Rob in Katy at July 04, 2013 02:21 PM (PiTBB)

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