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March 26, 2013

Wow, If We Were Still Watching NBC, We'd Probably Be Pretty Annoyed
— Ace

1, I didn't know this show was still even on.

2, "Ripped from the headlines"? Which headlines? Last August's? Hey I've got a Ripped From the Headlines plot I'd like to pitch-- it's about this big boat, see, that hits an iceberg, see? Very big to-do a short time ago in all the local rags. Lots of fellers n' dames were talking about it at the Automat, see?

3, Will the last NBC viewer please turn out the lights.

The last Law & Order I saw was 15 years ago. I turned it off after Jack McCoy did his head-shaking thing and said, "We'll cut a deal with the murderer to get his testimony against the real criminal -- the White Man who sold him Trans-Fats."

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1 I'm annoyed and I don't watch NBC.

Posted by: Ronster at March 26, 2013 09:03 AM (4PYOi)

2 Yeah, the show is Mariska Hargitay and Ice-T's permanent employment plan.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wench at March 26, 2013 09:03 AM (kXoT0)

3 Yeah, I hate these guys.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 26, 2013 09:04 AM (bcLhD)

4 Directed by Roman Polanski?

Posted by: Dang at March 26, 2013 09:04 AM (R18D0)

5 I rarely watch TV any more.

Gee, I wonder why that is?

Posted by: Marcus at March 26, 2013 09:04 AM (GGCsk)

Meh, Univision's strategy of plotlines "ripped from my loins" is much better

Posted by: Roberto Luongo at March 26, 2013 09:04 AM (NHNJt)

7 I learned a long long time ago to avoid anything associated with Dick Wolf.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at March 26, 2013 09:04 AM (epxV4)

8 Are they still banging on the biggest crime problems in NYC are neo Nazi skinheads and gun manufacturers?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2013 09:05 AM (C3MgD)

9 Yeah,

I caught that promo the other day said a little "..what. the. fuck?" in my head. Can they be anymore transparent? The writers probably started hashing out this episode the same week the Akin unfortunateness happened.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 26, 2013 09:06 AM (UypUQ)

10 Oh, no! Not Maggie! sob

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 26, 2013 09:06 AM (2U4NN)

11 Well, the SCOAMF stays in campaign mode, so it's no surprise that State Propaganda Organ #1 has also remained in campaign mode.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 26, 2013 09:06 AM (L8r/r)

12 I cant fault NBC for doing something I would do if it were my network. TV is a superb medium for reaching the Dumb masses.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 26, 2013 09:06 AM (OZ9Xn)

13 If you want timely headlines, you will have to go to a professionally run network. At the cable-access level, you just get headlines. And fart jokes.

Posted by: Joe at March 26, 2013 09:06 AM (TQaK3)

14 Are they still banging on the biggest crime problems in NYC are neo Nazi skinheads and gun manufacturers?

And evangelical ministers.

Although you know, the one where Kragan was cuddling the smuggled monkey in the end, that one was pretty good.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 26, 2013 09:07 AM (/kI1Q)

15 Amazing how many white christian conservatives are plotting murder in Manhattan.

Posted by: ejo at March 26, 2013 09:07 AM (GXvSO)

16 Leaving the absurdity aside, wow is that some bad acting.

Posted by: JohnE. at March 26, 2013 09:07 AM (nRTou)

17 I have not watched television for almost a year. Saving money and cleansing my brain.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 09:08 AM (tqLft)

18 Kinda sucks cause she's super hot in the Walking Dead.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 26, 2013 09:08 AM (ZPrif)

19 NBC? *yawn*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2013 09:08 AM (lVPtV)

20 A Korean raped my body with tatoos.

Posted by: Joaquin Dead at March 26, 2013 09:09 AM (bGlsD)

21 Boring and obvious show is boring and obvious.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 26, 2013 09:09 AM (VtjlW)

22 Yeah, I'm annoyed-- at Todd Akin.

We're going to be dining on that shit sandwich forever.

Posted by: Benjamin at March 26, 2013 09:10 AM (skBcg)

23 Also, I've never understood the "ripped from the headlines" thing. So..... your writers are lazy and you want to draw attention to this?

Posted by: JohnE. at March 26, 2013 09:10 AM (nRTou)

24 Law and Order is far left and also anti-Military. Especially SUV

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2013 09:10 AM (9Bj8R)

25 Legitimate, illegitimate. Whatever. Just so long as someone else pays the bills. But I'm mighty tired of flipping my own bean.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 26, 2013 09:10 AM (j3uk1)

26 If one of you morons would give me a heads up if Jack McCoy is tossed feet first into a wood chipper, I'd be in your debt.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2013 09:11 AM (C3MgD)

27 This is the most fascinating post you've ever written. Thank you.

Posted by: andrew breitbart at March 26, 2013 09:11 AM (Yfnhv)

28 Ripped from the headlines: A cute Skittle-seeking black tyke is stalked and brutally murdered by a crazed white supremacist Tea Party freak. His grief-stricken mom fights back with the only weapon she knows:

Licensing agreements.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 26, 2013 09:11 AM (8ZskC)

29 It would be fun to get some writer to pitch a 'sauce for the goose' script at Wolf.

"Yeah, so it turns out the killer really is the Hollywood commie twat after all! And then Jack says something wry."

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 26, 2013 09:12 AM (UCv7P)

30 Distraction Troll is here! Everyone pay attention to it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 26, 2013 09:13 AM (OZ9Xn)

31 My understanding is that the odds of conception actually increase with rape. It's not clear why. One evo-psych theory is that in hunter-gatherer times being raped went along with a change of power in tribal leadership -- so it was a survival advantage to become pregnant via the new alpha male. Another theory is that rapists unconsciously are selecting more fertile victims.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 26, 2013 09:13 AM (ZPrif)

32 I can count on my fingers the time I have watched one of the old Broadcast Channels ( CBS< NBC< ABC) other than sports in the last 5 years

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2013 09:13 AM (9Bj8R)

Why dont they do a show about a bunch of policticans in a far away land making a decision to arbitrarily take the savings of a group of constituents from their bank accounts without the courtesy of even going through perfunctory parlimentary manuevers to feign legitimacy; followed by the inevitable and untimely deaths of said politicians.

Seems that governments have fallen and countries have gone to war over things like that before.

Posted by: CrotchetyOld Jarhead at March 26, 2013 09:14 AM (W7MBd)

34 If you only got your news from Law and Order, you'd think that Evengelical Christians and zealous Catholics commit about a third of the murders in this country.

Posted by: buzz at March 26, 2013 09:14 AM (i27M5)

35 Any word on if Guam has tipped over yet?

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2013 09:14 AM (wsGWu)

36 that kristen dunst video is giving me all sorts of boners

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2013 09:14 AM (LCRYB)

37 There's nothing wrong with this show that couldn't be fixed with some David Caruso. Yeaaaaaah.

Posted by: D. Caruso at March 26, 2013 09:15 AM (j3uk1)

38 erg Ebert is here with more jawdroppingly dumb comments

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2013 09:15 AM (C3MgD)

39 that kristen dunst video is giving me all sorts of boners Posted by: ace at March 26, 2013 01:14 PM (LCRYB)

Hey! I was there first!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 26, 2013 09:15 AM (sbV1u)

40 Meanwhile, some GOOD news...

CNN Demolishes ObamaÂ’s Â‘High-Speed Rail BoondoggleÂ’
By Andrew Johnson

"On his CNN show last night, Anderson Cooper chronicled the Obama administrationÂ’s unfulfilled promises and wasteful spending on high-speed rail projects across the country. Cooper and investigative reporter Drew Griffin reported that, while the administration sold its $12 billion in projects as high-speed rail, the funding has spent has largely been used to make existing trains slightly faster. In Washington State, for instance, $800 million have been used to reduce the length of the trip from Seattle to Portland by 10 minutes."

Source: http://tinyurl.com/cenqpb8

-----

Follow the link to watch piece.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 26, 2013 09:15 AM (UypUQ)

41 When did Nutter Butter Cookies get a TV channel?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 26, 2013 09:15 AM (i7B17)

42 Her japanese background girls were oddly unattractive. But the dunst panty shots made up for it.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 26, 2013 09:16 AM (ZPrif)

43 *cough*

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 26, 2013 09:16 AM (UypUQ)

44 who will the criminal turn out to be????

a greedy Wall Street tycoon?
an ultra conservative religious fanatic who is secretly gay?
a greedy surgeon who preys on the black community?
a crazed white militia guy who is overweight and hates minorities?
a conservative politician who cares more about campaign contributions than the people of his district?

well that about uses up all of L&O's suspect list. After all prisons must be filled with these type of criminals. right?

Posted by: Julescat at March 26, 2013 09:16 AM (8UOlM)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 26, 2013 09:16 AM (sbV1u)

46 Prepare the Barrel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2013 09:16 AM (lVPtV)

47 I've only watched Law and Order a few times, but, man, that show seems tiresome.

The comedian John Mulaney has a funny routine making fun of it.

Posted by: sandy burger at March 26, 2013 09:16 AM (+yb/5)

48 Hey, someone hand me some rubber gloves.

I might as well disinfect the barrel while I'm in there.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 26, 2013 09:16 AM (sbV1u)

49 I feel all fancy

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 26, 2013 09:16 AM (ZPrif)

50 Univision's strategy of plotlines "ripped from my loins" is much better

I want to say "That's UnivisiÃƒÂ³n, Hitler," but I don't think the ÃƒÂ³ will show up, and it'll look like I said "cute Hitler" like a crazy person.

&&&&&&&&&&&

Don't watch shows about how people who work for the government are righteously OUTRAGED! (and also heartbroken, because their hearts are so big and breakable) by the very few and seldom-observed limits on their power, kids.

Posted by: Ã³blig. at March 26, 2013 09:16 AM (cePv8)

51 SEE!

Posted by: Ã³blig. at March 26, 2013 09:17 AM (cePv8)

52 47 Hey, someone hand me some rubber gloves.

I might as well disinfect the barrel while I'm in there.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 26, 2013 01:16 PM (sbV1u

You may need a hazmat suit. I hear it's pretty rank in there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2013 09:17 AM (lVPtV)

Yeah, I'm annoyed-- at Todd Akin.

We're going to be dining on that shit sandwich forever.

Posted by: Benjamin at March 26, 2013 01:10 PM

Sad but true.

Posted by: buzz at March 26, 2013 09:17 AM (i27M5)

54 that kristen dunst video is giving me all sorts of boners

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2013 01:14 PM (LCRYB)

I've been hard since this morning. Time to call a doctor.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 26, 2013 09:17 AM (W7ffl)

55 Italics are the bicurious of typefaces.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 26, 2013 09:17 AM (ZPrif)

56 30 Another theory is that rapists unconsciously are selecting more fertile victims. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 26, 2013 01:13 PM (ZPrif) We need a federal study to see if their noses can smell cooter pheromones from great distances...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 09:18 AM (tqLft)

57 a greedy Wall Street tycoon? an ultra conservative religious fanatic who is secretly gay? a greedy surgeon who preys on the black community? a crazed white militia guy who is overweight and hates minorities? a conservative politician who cares more about campaign contributions than the people of his district? well that about uses up all of LO's suspect list. After all prisons must be filled with these type of criminals. right? Posted by: Julescat at March 26, 2013 01:16 PM (8UOlM) Don't forget the EX- NASA pilot, The Marine LT who rapes, and the evil defense contractor who is hiding pedophiles.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2013 09:18 AM (9Bj8R)

58 Posted by: ÃƒÂ³blig. at March 26, 2013 01:16 PM (cePv

That's the world's shortest stay in the barrel.

Hey, hit the back left corner, will ya? I think that's mildew.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i] at March 26, 2013 09:18 AM (sbV1u)

59 In Washington State, for instance, $800 million have been used to reduce the length of the trip from Seattle to Portland by 10 minutes." It's important to reduce travel time from one libtard haven to another.

Posted by: Amtrak at March 26, 2013 09:18 AM (j3uk1)

60 How are you all going to feel come football season when NBC presents The Most single important game ever presented this week which will validate our feelings of civic pride and vicarious enjoyment? It would be un-American and un-manly not to watch.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 26, 2013 09:18 AM (Ec6wH)

61 >>I can count on my fingers the time I have watched one of the old Broadcast Channels ( CBS< NBC< ABC) other than sports in the last 5 years

If something happens in sports worth watching it will be on the internet.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at March 26, 2013 09:18 AM (epxV4)

62 Ask me about my theories on the proper role of a wife.

Posted by: Todd Akin at March 26, 2013 09:18 AM (8ZskC)

63 We need a federal study to see if their noses can smell cooter pheromones from great distances... Or if their pecker is bigger than a duck's.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2013 09:19 AM (GFM2b)

64 I've been hard since this morning. Time to call a ~~doctor~~ Helen Thomas.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 26, 2013 01:17 PM (W7ffl

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2013 09:19 AM (lVPtV)

65 61 Ask me about my theories on the proper role of a wife. Posted by: Todd Akin at March 26, 2013 01:18 PM (8ZskC) I'd be more interested in Teddy Kennedy's and Bill Clinton's.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 09:19 AM (tqLft)

66 Awwww Bannion. Enjoy your time in the barrel. that kristen dunst video is giving me all sorts of boners Posted by: ace at March 26, 2013 01:14 PM (LCRYB) Yeah. I'm sorry for the incipient rolling black outs. I blame everyone but me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 26, 2013 09:20 AM (VtjlW)

67 Is this thread because I'm a lesbian, Ace?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 26, 2013 09:20 AM (VwC86)

68 So they've done an episode "ripped from the headlines" about Kermit Gosnell, right?

Posted by: Warden at March 26, 2013 09:20 AM (0DlnM)

69 Law and Order is far left and also anti-Military. Especially SUV

On tonight's episode of Law and Order SUV, a Canyonero plows into a group of innocent street mimes.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 26, 2013 09:20 AM (rzNdC)

70 Yeah, this show has Richard "I know more about Iran than the soldiers there because I read the newspapers" Belzer on it, too. Haven't watched it since he said that, maybe ten years ago...

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at March 26, 2013 09:20 AM (7v5Ct)

71 I learned something interesting a while ago at The Blaze.

Martin Sheen is pro-life because his wife was conceived through rape. Her mother considered aborting her and changed her mind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2013 09:20 AM (lVPtV)

I've been hard since this morning. Time to call a doctor Helen Thomas.
Posted by: mugiwara at March 26, 2013 01:17 PM (W7ffl

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2013 01:19 PM (lVPtV)

Thank you Jane, you've just saved me a doctor's visit.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 26, 2013 09:21 AM (W7ffl)

73 When are they going to do one in which a large corporation systematically fails to report statutory rape to the authorities as required by law in several states, and is caught on tape. Or, when a bunch of corrupt politicians collude with union buddies to steal billions.

Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2013 09:21 AM (7tVNd)

74 One of the best uses of money for rails is to raise the bridges and embiggen tunnels so more railcars can be double-stacked. It's often old overpasses and bridges in small towns that force the train to be single-stacked cause their isn't a foot extra clearance in some small cowtown. ROI on that investment is very clear. But it has to be done on the whole line to make it useful.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 26, 2013 09:21 AM (ZPrif)

75 Awwww Bannion. Enjoy your time in the barrel.

Nope. I was out in less than a minute thanks to, ÃƒÂ³blig. up above there. I think that's some kind of record. I deserve a medal.

I'll settle for a brownie though.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i] at March 26, 2013 09:21 AM (sbV1u)

76 Yesterday, I had an original idea for a screenplay and I fucking forgot it.

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 26, 2013 09:21 AM (2U4NN)

77 OT. Just saw that PowerBall winner, whining that he was so poor, could barely feed his five kids. Does it strike anyone funny that the guy can barely feed his kids but has money to go to liquor store AND buy lottery tickets

Posted by: Ma Bell at March 26, 2013 09:21 AM (uVuwp)

78 70 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2013 01:20 PM (lVPtV) For realz???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2013 09:22 AM (tqLft)

79 If you only got your news from Law and Order, you'd think that Evengelical Christians and zealous Catholics commit about a third of the murders in this country. Posted by: buzz at March 26, 2013 01:14 PM (i27M5) -------------------------------------------------------- They don't?

Posted by: Hipster Douchebag using Starbucks WiFi at March 26, 2013 09:22 AM (jucos)

80 Why do the Karl Roves of the party find the morons like Akin to promote?

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 26, 2013 09:22 AM (MhA4j)

81 From all the rapin' goin' on in pron, I figured rapists always pulled out- and, you know: put the baby batter where it don't matter. Thus, no pregos.

Posted by: Generic Sick Sock at March 26, 2013 09:22 AM (i7B17)

82 Just saw that PowerBall winner, whining that he was so poor, could barely feed his five kids. Does it strike anyone funny that the guy can barely feed his kids but has money to go to liquor store AND buy lottery tickets Posted by: Ma Bell at March 26, 2013 01:21 PM (uVuwp) What are you a fucking racist?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2013 09:22 AM (9Bj8R)

83 Law & Order? Isn't that the cable show about an SUV?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 26, 2013 09:23 AM (SSWdi)

84 Dear Mr Ace of Spades, Thank you for promoting our exciting line up of shows on your blog. As a token of appreciation, we are enclosing two tickets on an upcoming Carnival Cruise. Yours truly, NBC

Posted by: illegally posting anonymously on the internet [/i] at March 26, 2013 09:23 AM (feFL6)

85 I thought it was Law and Order SUV and I kept wondering why do they need a SUV and why would they put it in the title?(Obviously I don't watch the show) But it does sound more interesting than the current show, at least there's a chance of off-roading.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 26, 2013 09:23 AM (3+QKS)

86 Rape jokes? We're better than that. And by "we" I mean "you."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 26, 2013 09:23 AM (JDIKC)

87
Spoiler Alert:

Just as the Foreman is about to read the verdict she goes in to labor and gives birth to a Big Gulp.

Posted by: Supersize That! at March 26, 2013 09:23 AM (Opo0Q)

88 Martin Sheen is pro-life because his wife was conceived through rape. Her mother considered aborting her and changed her mind. Posted by: Jane D'oh a I thought it was because he was uber Catholic, though it doesn't excuse all his catting around.

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 26, 2013 09:23 AM (2U4NN)

89 What are you a fucking racist? Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2013 01:22 PM (9Bj8R) Ok, I denounce myself. Happy?

Posted by: Ma Bell at March 26, 2013 09:24 AM (uVuwp)

90 67 So they've done an episode "ripped from the headlines" about Kermit Gosnell, right? Don't be silly. Muppets have no place in an adult, topical crime drama. Ripped from the headlines.

Posted by: NBC at March 26, 2013 09:24 AM (j3uk1)

91 Ok, I denounce myself. Happy? Posted by: Ma Bell at March 26, 2013 01:24 PM (uVuwp) You know I was kidding right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2013 09:24 AM (9Bj8R)

92 I told you dammit, I never raped Maggie, I was just *threatening* to rape Maggie!

Posted by: The Governor at March 26, 2013 09:24 AM (d4ZzM)

93 Someone shoot the peacock.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 26, 2013 09:24 AM (wbmaj)

94 NBC appears to be the semi-official propaganda network for this poor sick Republic's abortion slaughterhouses.

Posted by: rplat at March 26, 2013 09:24 AM (U/Ao5)

95 They have 5 plots and they just change the characters and dialog every so often so it is not the same story over and over again.

Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at March 26, 2013 09:24 AM (jOPzC)

96 What are you a fucking racist? Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2013 01:22 PM (9Bj8R)

Yes. Most of us here are ever since the left changed the definition of "racist" from "bigot" to, "person who has objective standards."

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i] at March 26, 2013 09:24 AM (sbV1u)

97 And then Jack says something wry.
I guess the Republicans are right after all.

Posted by: jack mccoy at March 26, 2013 09:25 AM (VwC86)

98 L&O first has to give you the false lead with the wrongly accused minority who is just trying to live his life peacefully. Probably a good Samaritan undocumented citizen who is hard working.

The real criminal is most likely the Iraq War vet who wigs out due to his severe training and PTSD and exposure to illegal weapons approved by Dick Cheney and Halliburton!

Posted by: Julescat at March 26, 2013 09:25 AM (8UOlM)

99 Yesterday, I had an original idea for a screenplay and I fucking forgot it.

JT Marlin downgrades Warner Bros., Disney Studios, MGM, Dreamworks SKG and Paramount Pictures to DUMP NOW!!!!

Posted by: JT Marlin at March 26, 2013 09:25 AM (8ZskC)

100 From the Blaze, top ten celebrities who are openly pro-life:

http://tinyurl.com/corhste

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2013 09:25 AM (lVPtV)

101 It's well-established that both men and women can unconsciously sense fertility. We know women dress more provocatively when fertile -- show more skin. They act more flirty and generally seek out male companionship more. It's not clear if the men can tell by overt signals in behavior or clothing from the women, or something more biological.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 26, 2013 09:26 AM (ZPrif)

102 You know I was kidding right? Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2013 01:24 PM (9Bj8R) And I am not really denouncing myself

Posted by: Ma Bell at March 26, 2013 09:26 AM (uVuwp)

103 cosplay it's called, huh? Marvelous.

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2013 09:26 AM (LCRYB)

104 ma bell i'm happy for that guy that won the lotto.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 26, 2013 09:26 AM (GVxQo)

105 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at March 26, 2013 09:26 AM (nUH8H)

106 OT. Just saw that PowerBall winner, whining that he was so poor, could barely feed his five kids.

Does it strike anyone funny that the guy can barely feed his kids but has money to go to liquor store AND buy lottery tickets

Meh. In this day and age, I have to give him props for actually being there for his kids.

If I had to put up with 5 kids, you can bet your ass I'd be buying booze too.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 26, 2013 09:26 AM (SY2Kh)

107

Well, shoot. Todd Akin's election was last November. Nice to see NBC stay ahead of the curve and be relevant. NOT.

NBC beats a dead horse better than anyone out there. I would have thought they would have saved this episode for sweeps week.

Posted by: runningrn at March 26, 2013 09:26 AM (Ag5D2)

108 who will the criminal turn out to be????

a greedy surgeon who preys on the black community?>>

They did an episode on Gosnell?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 26, 2013 09:27 AM (wrS2o)

109

"~~Ripped~~ Excreted from the headlines"?

FIFY.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 09:27 AM (IDSI7)

110 Will the last NBC viewer please turn out the lights. Or, leave them on for Earth LastHour. I stopped watching it a long time ago, too. When they started to glam up the woman in that series, and every episode was a hit squad targeting conservatives, and based on some recent news event. You can tell when a tv show is going down. They go down frothing at the mouth.

Posted by: qualia at March 26, 2013 09:27 AM (XYSwB)

111 I believe Kermit Gosnell will soon have his own show on MSNBC: "Snippets"

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 26, 2013 09:28 AM (wbmaj)

112 If I had to put up with 5 kids, you can bet your ass I'd be buying booze too. Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 26, 2013 01:26 PM (SY2Kh)

I hear abstinence is foolproof. It's free too.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i] at March 26, 2013 09:28 AM (sbV1u)

113 Realize these are the people who believe Obama can make the lame to see and the blind to walk.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 26, 2013 09:28 AM (MhA4j)

114 O/T What the heck happens to the California district court decision if the Supreme Court takes a pass on deciding Prop 8?

Posted by: tasker at March 26, 2013 09:28 AM (r2PLg)

115 Man, erg's really pissed about the volcano thing, isn't it.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 26, 2013 09:28 AM (rzNdC)

116

Is this SVU? Can't see the video, so I assume so.

I rarely watch SVU, but when I do, it's for one reason. It probably makes me a terrible person, but the only reason I ever watch SVU is for the odd occasion when the "victim" turns out to be a fraud, the individual s/he accused turns out to be completely innocent, and the SVU detectives all come out looking like fucktarded idiots who should be ashamed to get out of bed in the morning and would do the universe a favor if they formed a circular firing squad and killed each other For The Children.

Those episodes give me a warm, glowy feeling.

The rest of them are little more than puerile garbage masquerading as drama.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 09:28 AM (4df7R)

117 Saw a car with a bumper sticker ranting about 'women in binders' yesterday. Sheesh.

Posted by: zsasz at March 26, 2013 09:28 AM (MMC8r)

118 That whole ripped-from-the-headlines bit is getting pretty old ... but then again I just snapped out of a daydream in which I was pounding Amanda Knox in the squeakhole while listening to Karate Rap, so what do I know.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 26, 2013 09:28 AM (8/DeP)

119 "Will the last NBC viewer please turn out the lights."

I think that's gonna be you Ace.

You've watched NBC more than anyone here I think.

Write them a note about how you should get acknowledgement for at least being the last non-liberal viewer they have.

You should get a prize.

Or a TV show.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 26, 2013 09:28 AM (Kpn/z)

120 No one knows what it's like, to be a sad troll. To be hated. Telling only lies.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 26, 2013 09:28 AM (ZPrif)

121 erg Ebert is here with more jawdroppingly dumb comments

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2013 01:15 PM (C3MgD)

ISWYDT. Nicely played.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 09:29 AM (4df7R)

122 #113, I think the lower 9 th circuit ruling stands?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at March 26, 2013 09:29 AM (9+ccr)

123 Hey, erg. I hear Mt. Etna is lovely this time of year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2013 09:29 AM (lVPtV)

124

The real criminal is most likely the Iraq War vet who wigs out due to his severe training and PTSD and exposure to illegal weapons approved by Dick Cheney and Halliburton!

No silly, it was that evil simian, George Bush wearing a Dick Cheney mask! The victim managed to claw at his face and pull it off during the attack.

Posted by: runningrn at March 26, 2013 09:29 AM (Ag5D2)

125 If I had to put up with 5 kids, you can bet your ass I'd be buying booze too. Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 26, 2013 01:26 PM (SY2Kh) He'll be dead within a year.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 26, 2013 09:29 AM (MhA4j)

126 I've been writing a screenplay about a well connected Frenchman involved in the drug trade by way of Turkey. I'm hoping to sell it for a made-forTV Special to NBC by getting Gene Hackman or Brian Dennehy involved. Keep your fingers crossed everyone.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at March 26, 2013 09:30 AM (71LDo)

127 Realize these are the people who believe Obama can make the lame to see and the blind to walk. He can also perform the miracle of turning water into urine.

Posted by: D. Wasserman-Schultz at March 26, 2013 09:30 AM (j3uk1)

128 I was always amused at the title "Special Victims Unit".

What in the world is so special about being a victim?

Do you get a lollipop or an extra desert?

Sheesh.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 26, 2013 09:30 AM (Kpn/z)

129 I'm trying to think if there is anything other than Sunday Night Football that I watch on NBC... and I'm coming up blank. Wait! Sometimes I check in to Jay Leno for Headlines.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at March 26, 2013 09:30 AM (nUH8H)

130 #113, I think the lower 9 th circuit ruling stands? That is correct.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 26, 2013 09:30 AM (8/DeP)

131 I hear abstinence is foolproof. It's free too. So's anal. Or is that where assholes come from?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2013 09:31 AM (GFM2b)

132 Everyone knows that the real villain on Law and Order is the white teacher that slapped Curtis.

Posted by: MrCaniac, now known as Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 26, 2013 09:31 AM (Zd/NW)

133

He can also perform the miracle of turning water into urine.

And gold into shit.

Posted by: runningrn at March 26, 2013 09:31 AM (Ag5D2)

134 OT. That video at WZ on Mark Kelly is horrific. I'm sure it will never be shown outside the interwebz.

Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2013 09:31 AM (O/fK8)

135 Watched the Kristen Dunst thing. She doesn't really do anything for me, I think largely because she was such a huge bitch in the Spider-Man films.

What struck me about the video was how badly directed it was. I know most music videos are hyper-spin quick-jabs, but this was ridiculous. It's hard to think that one was made by a professional movie-maker.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 26, 2013 09:31 AM (P7hip)

136 I've been writing a screenplay about a well connected Frenchman involved in the drug trade by way of Turkey. I'm hoping to sell it for a made-forTV Special to NBC by getting Gene Hackman or Brian Dennehy involved. Keep your fingers crossed everyone.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at March 26, 2013 01:30 PM (71LDo)

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Im fairly confident Keith Olberman and Jim Carrey are available.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2013 09:32 AM (nELVU)

137 And Anna Puma- if you're around: I kind of hate you right now. That line about "just wait until a minor character hijacks your plot?" Yeah. That's happened now. And the minor character in question is dead. And I blame you.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at March 26, 2013 09:32 AM (nUH8H)

138 Man, when I watch TV, I hope to see stuff I couldn't come up with myself. These guys are supposed to be professionals, you know?

Posted by: JDTAY at March 26, 2013 09:32 AM (a0nis)

139 Law and order Special Education unit?

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 26, 2013 09:32 AM (LRFds)

140 RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES... a brutal decapitation in upstate NY leaves the SVU detectives baffled. #Justice4Ichabod

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2013 09:32 AM (LCRYB)

141 So's anal. Or is that where assholes come from?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2013 01:31 PM (GFM2b)

How do you think erg was conceived?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 09:32 AM (4df7R)

142 mrcaniac did curtis ever get all the stuff he was "entitled" to because he got slapped by a white woman?

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 26, 2013 09:32 AM (GVxQo)

143 121 #113, I think the lower 9 th circuit ruling stands? Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at March 26, 2013 01:29 PM (9+ccr) _____________ Well didn't Judge Walker just agree with the district court ruling? I can't pretend like I have been following all along but can the Ninth Circuit really have the authority to overturn something by declaring something unconstitutional? I thought that was the Supreme Court's arena.

Posted by: tasker at March 26, 2013 09:32 AM (r2PLg)

144 erggie

Don't blow your top, amigo.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 26, 2013 09:32 AM (UCv7P)

145 Will John Roberts wear a robe or an evening gown to the gay marriage case?

Posted by: Manolo Blahnik at March 26, 2013 09:33 AM (j3uk1)

146 O/T (because really, it's what my sanity needs today) Finally. A good Wonder Woman outfit. ...did I mention it's from a pron parody? Surprisingly SFW... http://tinyurl.com/c23w6kc

Posted by: Tokugawa Hidetada at March 26, 2013 09:33 AM (fMiHM)

147 I hear abstinence is foolproof. It's free too.

My weekly delivery bill for hand lotion and tissues say otherwise.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 26, 2013 09:33 AM (SY2Kh)

148 here's where I'm at: the fact that Kristen Dunst can't sing is actually making her cuter and hotter.

Posted by: where ace is at at March 26, 2013 09:33 AM (LCRYB)

149 From the same program that had an actual convicted rapist in one of its episodes. Yeah, no thanks, Wolf Dick.

Posted by: no good deed at March 26, 2013 09:33 AM (mjR67)

150
I thought it was Law and Order SUV
Posted by: Dr Spank

Tonight on a very special Law and Order SUV, the task force pursues a crazed political candidate with a dog strapped to the top of his Land Rover.

Co-staring Michelle Obama as Det. Munch's talking vegetarian pita lunch.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2013 09:34 AM (kdS6q)

151 RIPPED FROM THE COMMENTS In next week's Law and Order: School Board Hearing, Detective Scopes takes the stand to testify against evolution... "There is No. Valid. Scientific. Proof. For the evolution of the eyeball. There are 250 things going on in there. TWO-FIFTY!" cut to medium shot of JURY FOREMAN standing in jury box while an emotionally shattered VICTIM has disaster blanket draped over her shoulders by ASSISTANT D.A. "OhmyGod I feel sick." And SCENE.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 26, 2013 09:34 AM (JDIKC)

152 Be sure to check out our new Spring filler program, Cooking With Kermit.

Posted by: nbc suit at March 26, 2013 09:34 AM (VwC86)

153 Mark Kelley should be charged with that shit. I don't care if his dog was legally acquired and properly licensed, it killed a fucking baby sea lion. Therefore, he is responsible. Serves him right for being such a hypocritical asswipe. Too bad another creature had to die for his Obama-fellating sins.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 26, 2013 09:34 AM (8/DeP)

154 Does it strike anyone funny that the guy can barely feed his kids but has money to go to liquor store AND buy lottery tickets

That's the whole purpose of SNAP...money for food, so households can use their money for non-food purchases.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 26, 2013 09:34 AM (/kI1Q)

155 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 26, 2013 01:34 PM (JDIKC)

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 26, 2013 09:35 AM (csi6Y)

156 So any of you gamers out there played Bioshock Infinite, yet? Despite what the developer, Ken Levine says, some lefty gamers are loving it as a portrayal of a dystopian Tea-Party society.

Posted by: Pyrocles at March 26, 2013 09:35 AM (cv5Iw)

157 129 #113, I think the lower 9 th circuit ruling stands? That is correct. Posted by: Blacksheep at March 26, 2013 01:30 PM (8/DeP) ___________ Weird state of limbo. The voters- Prop 8, vs. Judge Walker.

Posted by: tasker at March 26, 2013 09:35 AM (r2PLg)

158 And the sock goes bye-bye.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Ampersand Shogun at March 26, 2013 09:35 AM (fMiHM)

159 If GWB was still President right now, and his daughters were vacationing in the Bahamas right now (which is actually a worse economy than the Great Depession 2.0 under Bush) during the Sequester, Law and Order SUV would dedicate an episode to that outrage.

Posted by: runningrn at March 26, 2013 09:35 AM (Ag5D2)

160 Hey ergie, if you want to draw attention to yourself you need to get one of those plastic horns that the brazilians bring to sporting events. I think they're called a vesuvius.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 26, 2013 09:35 AM (8ZskC)

161 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 26, 2013 01:34 PM (JDIKC)

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Wut...... minored in theater or sumpin.... ;-)

Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2013 09:35 AM (nELVU)

162 Insert "Law and Order" sound effect here

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 26, 2013 09:35 AM (8sCoq)

163 The Anus didn't develop overnight. It was a shitty world back then.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 26, 2013 09:36 AM (MhA4j)

164

a greedy Wall Street tycoon?

an ultra conservative religious fanatic who is secretly gay?

a greedy surgeon who preys on the black community?

a crazed white militia guy who is overweight and hates minorities?

a conservative politician who cares more about campaign contributions than the people of his district?

New plot line: all of the above band together to form a gang that does drive-bys on innocent Compton residents who are going to poetry readings. That's why the black homicide rate is so high - all of those white middle class guys smoking the brothers!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 09:36 AM (IDSI7)

165 Main problem with Dunst -- no lips. I like everything about white women especially the creamy white skin. But there's one thing I don't like - the no lips thing which some white chicks like Dunst have. I like me some pouty-lipped women.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 26, 2013 09:36 AM (ZPrif)

166

Man, erg's really pissed about the volcano thing, isn't it.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 26, 2013 01:28 PM (rzNdC)

That and his trailer park whore mother brought a toothless drunk home from the bar again. Those trailer walls are so thin.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 26, 2013 09:36 AM (rXcBX)

167 @156 Pyrocles I don't do FPSes, thank god. They better not get that **** in my RPGs.

Posted by: JDTAY at March 26, 2013 09:36 AM (a0nis)

168 i love that assault astronaut mark kelly was denied his right to purchase his assault rifle....i wonder if he'll sue.....or he'll thank the store owner who just saved him spending a lot of money on something he was "going to turn in to the tucson police dept" as soon as it arrived.. ....lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 26, 2013 09:37 AM (GVxQo)

169 >>>Main problem with Dunst -- no lips. yeah she's missing something from her mouth ...fixed it

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2013 09:37 AM (LCRYB)

170 The next episode of Law and Order will have Tina Fey as Sarah Palin. Hilarity will ensue!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2013 09:37 AM (1Jaio)

171 Posted by: where ace is at at March 26, 2013 01:33 PM (LCRYB) ____________ So someplace between Dunst more hot, Hathaway less hot.

Posted by: tasker at March 26, 2013 09:37 AM (r2PLg)

172 I've never seen an episode of LAO, SUV, but Mariska? Yeah, I'd hit it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 26, 2013 09:37 AM (+z4pE)

173 Main problem with Dunst -- no lips. I like everything about white women especially the creamy white skin. But there's one thing I don't like - the no lips thing which some white chicks like Dunst have. I like me some pouty-lipped women. Oh. You meant THOSE lips. Never mind.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2013 09:38 AM (GFM2b)

174 Not neccessarily correct. The 9th Cir. made a mistake in ruling on a case with a private party representing the cal. government. If the SC of the US sees fit, the 9th had nothing to rule on and therefore the constitutional amendment stands.

Posted by: Eggmont at March 26, 2013 09:38 AM (Kxz3Y)

175 Main problem with Dunst -- no lips. _________________ Actually read a thread on another blog where it was decided her teeth are too small.

Posted by: tasker at March 26, 2013 09:38 AM (r2PLg)

176 Judge Walker will be designing Roberts' wardrobe, and it will be fabulous.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 09:38 AM (IDSI7)

177 ::::165 Main problem with Dunst -- no lips. I like everything about white women especially the creamy white skin. But there's one thing I don't like - the no lips thing which some white chicks like Dunst have. I like me some pouty-lipped women. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 26, 2013 01:36 PM (ZPrif)::: I have a technique that can cure that problem.

Posted by: Sean Connery at March 26, 2013 09:38 AM (JDIKC)

178
Ok... I Missed the "Ergie and the Volcano" episode.

Readers Digest Condensed Version????

Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2013 09:38 AM (nELVU)

179 156 Pyrocles,

Yeah they're really good about Wank material from stage left...

Any would be game designing morons need to know I fully would put 75 bucks towards buying some moron the RPG Maker VX Ace on Steam to make RPGs....

Morons opportunity is knocking I want to help empower YOUR dreams if able.

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 26, 2013 09:38 AM (LRFds)

180

Holy crap! That's so genius, so edgy! Do you mind if I do a parody video of that?

Posted by: Jim Carrey at March 26, 2013 09:38 AM (Ag5D2)

181 Man, erg's really pissed about the volcano thing, isn't it. Posted by: Waterhouse at March 26, 2013 01:28 PM (rzNdC) That and his trailer park whore mother broughta toothless drunk home from the bar again. Those trailer walls are so thin. Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 26, 2013 01:36 PM They were being very quiet. It was the pooter farts that drove him mad.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 26, 2013 09:38 AM (MhA4j)

182
Main problem with Dunst -- no lips.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe

Thought she was kinda cute in the Bring it On days.

Then someone pointed out her tiny sharp rat teeth. Now that's all I can see.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2013 09:39 AM (kdS6q)

183

New NBC show: "Loving God's Creatures With Your Host, Mark Kelly"

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 26, 2013 09:39 AM (wbmaj)

184 NBC is demonstrating why "The Bible", on basic cable out drew every single one of their prime time shows.

Posted by: Max Entropy at March 26, 2013 09:39 AM (xe3Wj)

185 That and his trailer park whore mother broughta toothless drunk home from the bar again. Those trailer walls are so thin.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 26, 2013 01:36 PM (rXcBX)

Did you know erg's trailer is built on the edge of an active volcano? True story.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 09:39 AM (4df7R)

186 Don't forget the EX- NASA pilot, The Marine LT who rapes, and the evil defense contractor who is hiding pedophiles.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2013 01:18 PM (9Bj8R)

And don't forget the obviously Conservative woman in her twin set and pearls trafficking in third world young girls and boys from the basement of her brownstone. Or same woman using them as slave labor.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wench at March 26, 2013 09:39 AM (kXoT0)

187 Now I don't know
I don't know
I don't know where I'm a gonna go
When the volcano blow

Posted by: erg at March 26, 2013 09:39 AM (sbV1u)

188 Ripped From the Headlines: This week on Law and Order: Jersey

International scandal. Intrigue. Tragedy. Stay tuned for a tale of corporate greed and unsafe travel in our latest episode- The Hindenburg: Unsafe At Any Speed.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 26, 2013 09:39 AM (SY2Kh)

189 178 fixerupper,

Gerg showed he has no fucking clue...Ace rolled him...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 26, 2013 09:39 AM (LRFds)

190 I thought that was the Supreme Court's arena. A circuit appellate court can absolutely do that. If the SC denies cert, the circuit court decision stands. If the SC takes cert but only reaches a 4-4 tie due to abstention, recusal or a split vote on the key issues, the circuit decision will stand. The appellate court will only be overturned if the SC affirmatively does so.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 26, 2013 09:39 AM (8/DeP)

191

Reminds me of that episode of First 48 I watched last weekend. These three pension fund managers arranged a meet with their regular Goldman Sachs' broker, Boo, to get some sweet, sweet index funds for a party they were going to later that night. So they're in the back seat of Boo's car making the deal, when one of the fund managers, Tre Tre, pulls out a 9 and caps his ass. They grab the index funds and the cash and take off. Turns out ole Boo had been slinging some funds that were not performing to market expectations and Tre Tre and his posse decided to deal some Wall Street justice. Ripped from the headlines indeed.

Posted by: Keith at March 26, 2013 09:39 AM (tz6Mq)

192 First it was that Conor Friedersdorf jerkoff and now NBC? Why does everybody have to keep reminding you about punching down ace? You're blogger of the year for Christ's sake.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 26, 2013 09:39 AM (+lsX1)

193 RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES... a brutal decapitation in upstate NY leaves the SVU detectives baffled. #Justice4Ichabod

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2013 01:32 PM (LCRYB)

I swear, you city folk think that anything outside of NYC is 'upstate'. Sleepy Hollow is not even 15 miles from the Bronx.

/OTrant

Posted by: mugiwara at March 26, 2013 09:40 AM (W7ffl)

194

Hey ergie, if you want to draw attention to yourself you need to get one of those plastic horns that the brazilians bring to sporting events. I think they're called a vesuvius.

I thought they were called a uvula.

I feel so out-of-touch...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 26, 2013 09:40 AM (+z4pE)

195 Actually read a thread on another blog where it was decided her teeth are too small. Not sure she needs teeth.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 26, 2013 09:40 AM (j3uk1)

196 Oh, and former WWE star X-Pac literally tore his ass at an indie wrestling show over the weekend. He did his bronco buster move, landed on the ropes wrong and literally tore his anus and taint. Completed the match. Didn''t go to the hospital for hours later when his asshole wouldn't stop bleeding. Had emergency surgery. Pro-tip, if your asshole is bleeding go to the hospital immediately.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 26, 2013 09:40 AM (ZPrif)

197

The 9th Cir. made a mistake in ruling on a case with a private party representing the cal. government.

Posted by: Eggmont at March 26, 2013 01:38 PM (Kxz3Y)

IANAL, but I wondered about that, which struck me as rather like letting a Rent-A-Cop write traffic tickets.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 09:40 AM (IDSI7)

198 Dogs should be banned. Mr and Mrs America turn in your dogs!

Posted by: Dr Foistus at March 26, 2013 09:40 AM (kjwIf)

199 Kirsten Dunst hittable? http://is.gd/zhK5jQ

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 26, 2013 09:41 AM (8sCoq)

200 I think that Pit Bull's owned by mendacious ex NASA douche's daughters should be banned or at least registered as deadly weapons.

If we can save just ONE baby seal. It would be worth it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 26, 2013 09:41 AM (Kpn/z)

201 Who knew Bloomberg's gun-control plans included starting a criminal syndicate?

"Another member of Â‘Mayors Against Illegal GunsÂ’ arrested

Mayors Against Illegal Guns member and Democratic Gainesville, Fla., Mayor Craig Lowe was arrested on charges of driving under the influence and property damage after police found him asleep in his car at the scene of a crash last Thursday."

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 26, 2013 09:41 AM (UCv7P)

202 I can watch the opening 5 minutes of Bring it On for ... about 15 minutes.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 26, 2013 09:41 AM (ZPrif)

203 I am so tired...

Posted by: sTevo at March 26, 2013 09:41 AM (gJ15C)

204 This evening on Animal Planet, former astronaut Mark Kelly and his family visit a sea lion colony on lovely Laguna Beach.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2013 09:42 AM (lVPtV)

205 :::192 First it was that Conor Friedersdorf jerkoff and now NBC? Why does everybody have to keep reminding you about punching down ace? You're blogger of the year for Christ's sake. Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 26, 2013 01:39 PM (+lsX1):::: This crippled bullshit Pixyware doesn't support punching up. That's why we're stuck with the same idiotic troll module. It's not that he can't afford it, we've just reached the limits of his capability.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 26, 2013 09:42 AM (JDIKC)

206 Perhaps its time Congress banned all depictions of guns and violence from network television.

Posted by: USA at March 26, 2013 09:42 AM (RIg+t)

207 Oh, no! Not Maggie! sob

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 26, 2013 01:06 PM (2U4NN)

She's a limey, too. I have a theory that no limey actors on WD are going to die.

Posted by: Ook? at March 26, 2013 09:42 AM (OQpzc)

208

@178 fixerupper:

You can read the explanation of the erg vs. the volcano story in its own standalone post from back on March 3: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/338015.php

Genius.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 09:42 AM (4df7R)

209 I am so tired...

Posted by: sTevo at March 26, 2013 01:41 PM (gJ15C)

Ditto.

Posted by: Mayor Craig Lowe at March 26, 2013 09:43 AM (8ZskC)

210

Mr and Mrs America turn in your dogs!

Posted by: Dr Foistus at March 26, 2013 01:40 PM (kjwIf)

Yes, please turn in your tender, delicious dogs....

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 26, 2013 09:43 AM (ggRof)

211 lol http://tinyurl.com/bry7rth guy selling his jim carrey autographed picture to fund a purchase that will protect his family......

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 26, 2013 09:43 AM (GVxQo)

212
BTW - the cast of SVU contains one former pimp and one current conspiracy addict.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2013 09:43 AM (kdS6q)

213 If your asshole is bleeding don't go to the after-party assuming it will clear itself up.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 26, 2013 09:43 AM (ZPrif)

214 203 I am so tired... Posted by: The chicken at March 26, 2013 01:41 PM (gJ15C) FIFY

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 26, 2013 09:43 AM (FsUAO)

215 ::: Thought she was kinda cute in the Bring it On days. Then someone pointed out her tiny sharp rat teeth. Now that's all I can see..... ::: If I white knight her, I get to marry her right? I think that's how these things work. Say all you want about her shark teeth or whatever, I'd take that any day over the gaping abyssal portal under Julia Roberts' nose. The Carlsbad Caverns don't hold a candle to that.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 26, 2013 09:43 AM (csi6Y)

216 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 26, 2013 01:42 PM (4df7R)

<<smooch>>

BRB

Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2013 09:43 AM (nELVU)

217 If we can save just ONE baby seal. It would be worth it. So no more clubbed baby seal sammiches with a side of spotted owl fries?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2013 09:43 AM (GFM2b)

218 LO is still on? Who knew?

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 26, 2013 09:43 AM (/gHaE)

219 If the SC finds a standing issue, they can either throw the decision out, or reverse and remand to determine whether there is another party with proper standing. Courts like to rule narrowly, but they also like to preserve valuable judicial resources.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 26, 2013 09:43 AM (8/DeP)

220 I like me some pouty-lipped women.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 26, 2013 01:36 PM (ZPrif)

A 2X4 can fix that.

DIY

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 26, 2013 09:43 AM (Kpn/z)

221 Pro-tip, if your asshole is bleeding go to the hospital immediately. At least one troll must spend weeks there.

Posted by: Medical advice at March 26, 2013 09:44 AM (j3uk1)

222 66 Is this thread because I'm a lesbian, Ace?
Posted by: andycanuck at March 26, 2013 01:20 PM

I'll never forget the fun that Jonah Goldberg had with that shark jumping line from Serena Sutherlyn

No, it's because you're an incompetent lawyer with no personality who happens to be a lesbian, that's why!

Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2013 09:44 AM (mCvL4)

223 190 I thought that was the Supreme Court's arena. A circuit appellate court can absolutely do that. If the SC denies cert, the circuit court decision stands. If the SC takes cert but only reaches a 4-4 tie due to abstention, recusal or a split vote on the key issues, the circuit decision will stand. The appellate court will only be overturned if the SC affirmatively does so. Posted by: Blacksheep at March 26, 2013 01:39 PM (8/DeP) ____________________ Okay thanks. Does the Supreme Court leave the Circuit court as the final arbiter of what is constitutional that often--especially when it overturns a state wide vote?

Posted by: tasker at March 26, 2013 09:44 AM (r2PLg)

224

213"If your asshole is bleeding don't go to the after-party assuming it will clear itself up."

Always sound advice.

Posted by: jwest at March 26, 2013 09:44 AM (u2a4R)

225 oh boy....now jim carrey has to have an armed body guard to protect him.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 26, 2013 09:45 AM (GVxQo)

226 Oh, and former WWE star X-Pac literally tore his ass at an indie wrestling show over the weekend.
He did his bronco buster move, landed on the ropes wrong and literally tore his anus and taint.

It's like how most people just watch NASCAR in the hopes of seeing a crash. Most wrasslin' fans really just watch in the hopes of seeing somebody rip a taint.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 26, 2013 09:45 AM (+lsX1)

227 Indie wrestling shows are the best. It's like all the sadness and failure of life wrapped up in one aging, flabby, spandex-clad ball.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 26, 2013 09:45 AM (ZPrif)

228 That video of Kelly's idiot daughter and her friends tugging on the baby seal and whacking the dog chewing the seal's throat is disgusting. Why not hold the dog's head under water until it releases its grip? And then they just walk off the beach, leaving the little seal dying in the water.

Douchebags. All of them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2013 09:46 AM (lVPtV)

229 Evolution is real. Look how I've evolved.

Posted by: Ron Portman at March 26, 2013 09:46 AM (j3uk1)

230

Perhaps its time Congress banned all depictions of guns and violence from network television.

Brit TV is often like that: low budget productions with lots of talking heads and people entering and leaving rooms. Gripping stuff.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 09:46 AM (IDSI7)

231 That is a pretty brutal dog on sea lion video. I love dogs and understand they can be a handful, but this was only a 65 pound bulldog. They should have properly restrained it. Dickheads.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 26, 2013 09:46 AM (8/DeP)

232 IOW it's kind of smelling like a weasel.

Posted by: tasker at March 26, 2013 09:46 AM (r2PLg)

233 Ugh, this is one of the reasons why I stopped watching this show. Got tired of all the lectures, Christians being treated like crazy fools. This show wasn't always like that. Would be nice if they could have a show on the stupidity of the Mayor's new gun control measures, but they won't go there.

Posted by: sydney jane at March 26, 2013 09:46 AM (nianh)

234 here's where I'm at: the fact that Kristen Dunst can't sing is actually making her cuter and hotter. Posted by: where ace is at at March 26, 2013 01:33 PM (LCRYB) Ace is so not hard to please. Yet, he is. Phenomena.

Posted by: qualia at March 26, 2013 09:46 AM (XYSwB)

235 they also like to preserve valuable judicial resources.

That's why judges use penis pumps rather than just rubbing one out and splooging on the floor.

When you hear the whooshing sound, you know they're preserving resources

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 26, 2013 09:46 AM (/gHaE)

236

I would love to see a reality series featuring rich, Hollywood actors, singers, directors, sports figures etc. and high ranking political figures who support Obama and "neglected" to pay their income taxes and the ensuing frivolity. Tonight's episode could feature Dionne Warwick who owes $10 million for taxes she neglected to pay over the last 20 years. She is now filing for bankruptcy. What outfit will she be sporting when she shows up to court? What song will she be singing?

Posted by: runningrn at March 26, 2013 09:47 AM (Ag5D2)

237 :::If I white knight her, I get to marry her right? I think that's how these things work. ::: Ah... I see this isn't your first time on the Internet.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 26, 2013 09:47 AM (JDIKC)

238 According to L&O, there are more abortion clinic bombers and snipers in NYC than in all of reality.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 26, 2013 09:48 AM (FsUAO)

239

Ugh, this is one of the reasons why I stopped watching this show. Got tired of all the lectures, Christians being treated like crazy fools.

Seriously, how many Christians are there in NYC, anyway? A dozen or so, maybe?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 09:48 AM (IDSI7)

240 That's why judges use penis pumps rather than just rubbing one out and splooging on the floor. Judicial restraint.

Posted by: John Roberts at March 26, 2013 09:49 AM (j3uk1)

241 oh boy....now jim carrey has to have an armed body guard to protect him.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 26, 2013 01:45 PM (GVxQo)

I was going to say, "He probably had armed guards anyway," then I had to stop myself and say, "No, what am I talking about? No one knows who the fuck Jim Carrey is if he doesn't bend over and talk with his ass."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 09:49 AM (4df7R)

242 235 they also like to preserve valuable judicial resources. That's why judges use penis pumps rather than just rubbing one out and splooging on the floor. When you hear the whooshing sound, you know they're preserving resources Posted by: @PurpAv at March 26, 2013 01:46 PM (/gHaE) ___________________ So it's kind of like canning cucumbers and turning them into a pickle...

Posted by: tasker at March 26, 2013 09:49 AM (r2PLg)

243
I can watch the opening 5 minutes of Bring it On for ... about 15 minutes.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe

Eliza Dushku > Natina Reed* > Gabrielle Union > Kirsten Dunst

*RIP

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2013 09:50 AM (kdS6q)

244 OT but I'm watching Open Range and Kevin Costner just fired 9 shots from a Colt SAA revolver

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 26, 2013 09:50 AM (8sCoq)

245 What outfit will she be sporting when she shows up to court? What song will she be singing?

Posted by: runningrn at March 26, 2013 01:47 PM (Ag5D2)

Hang on, hang on. Isn't Ms. Warwick a proponent of the Psychic Friends Network? Did they not bother to mention any of this to her ten years ago?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 09:51 AM (4df7R)

246 Seriously, how many Christians are there in NYC, anyway? A dozen or so, maybe? There goes the neighborhood.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at March 26, 2013 09:51 AM (j3uk1)

247 239 Jay Guevera,

15 if you count catholics and protestants both...either separate can meet in a phonebooth....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 26, 2013 09:51 AM (LRFds)

248

oh boy....now jim carrey has to have an armed body guard to protect him.....

I saw him do a disclaimer in a video about this video "Don't worry, my bodyguard doesn't have 100 rounds in his magazine" or some pathetic attempt at snark. Canadian Asshat.

Like Greg Gutfield said, Jim Carrey's stance on child vaccinations has killed more people than rifles.

Posted by: runningrn at March 26, 2013 09:51 AM (Ag5D2)

249 244 Jones in CO,

it's a special LeMat Colt SAA....

wait for the shotgun blast

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 26, 2013 09:52 AM (LRFds)

250

:::If I white knight her, I get to marry her right? I think that's how these things work. :::

...

No. You cannot get me to Google "white knighting." I'm smarter than that.

My imagination, however, is coming up with some truly disgusting things.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 09:52 AM (4df7R)

251 When did Nutter Butter Cookies get a TV channel?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 26, 2013 01:15 PM (i7B17)

Really?

Posted by: Shawshank at March 26, 2013 09:52 AM (cxl8k)

252 There should be an episode where a wealthy, conservative, politically ambitious wrestling promoter buys faulty ropes that tear up guys asses and taints. Both to save money and to fuel the audience's lust for blood and taint.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 26, 2013 09:53 AM (+lsX1)

253

I saw him do a disclaimer in a video about this video "Don't worry, my bodyguard doesn't have 100 rounds in his magazine" or some pathetic attempt at snark. Canadian Asshat.

Which an enterprising individual might include in a Tweet that says soemthing along the lines of: "Thanks, Mr. Carrey. Me and my hundred friends will be around shortly."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 26, 2013 09:53 AM (4df7R)

254

Hang on, hang on. Isn't Ms. Warwick a proponent of the Psychic Friends Network?

I knew you were going to say that.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 09:54 AM (IDSI7)

255 Does the Supreme Court leave the Circuit court as the final arbiter of what is constitutional that often--especially when it overturns a state wide vote? These days the SC has no mandatory jurisdiction, it's entirely discretionary. So, they wade in whenever a majority of them feel it's appropriate (through a process called granting certiorari); otherwise, they will not intervene. Sometimes, the SC will want to intervene on an issue generally, but the case isn't exactly postured the way they need it to be to make their point, so they'll say the issue isn't "ripe" and wait for a better case on the same point. For example, rather than ruling on the Constitutionality of this case, they could instead not overturn it, and then rely on a future case that argues there's a disparity between circuits or something like that. Ultimately, overturning a state referendum isn't a common practice by either appellate courts of the SC, but then again state referendums aren't all that common either. Most states pass such laws through their legislature.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 26, 2013 09:55 AM (8/DeP)

256 That video of Kelly's idiot daughter and her friends tugging on the baby seal and whacking the dog chewing the seal's throat is disgusting. Why not hold the dog's head under water until it releases its grip? And then they just walk off the beach, leaving the little seal dying in the water.

Douchebags. All of them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2013 01:46 PM (lVPtV)

Shocking that a clueless self-promoting turd like Kelly would produce a dumbass daughter.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2013 09:55 AM (C3MgD)

257 lol http://tinyurl.com/bry7rth guy selling his jim carrey autographed picture to fund a purchase that will protect his family...... Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 26, 2013 01:43 PM (GVxQo) sweet

Posted by: qualia at March 26, 2013 09:55 AM (XYSwB)

258 OT but I'm watching Open Range and Kevin Costner just fired 9 shots from a Colt SAA revolver
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 26, 2013 01:50 PM (8sCoq)

Well that's why they call them SPEED loaders.

You can't even see them reload it's so fast.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 26, 2013 09:55 AM (Kpn/z)

259 NBC could turn their fortunes around in one fell swoop: "Tune in Sunday for the NBC Sunday Night Movie. The original production starring Iman as Barack Obama, a president torn between a good night's sleep and the lives of four men in Benghazi. The late Paul Lynde makes a convincing cameo as Ambassador Stevens right after the attack. And Phillip Seymour Hoffman triumphs as Hillary Clinton, standing up to the Senate during unreasonable interrogation. Don't miss Rafer Johnson, shaving his mustache to return to television as Susan Rice on the Sunday news shows. Eight Hours to Vegas is a must see gripping thriller ."

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at March 26, 2013 09:56 AM (cdt8V)

260

Speaking of Gabi Giffords, from Free Republic:

"The NavyÂ’s newest ship will be the USS Gabrielle Giffords.

Navy Secretary Ray Mabus made the announcement at a Pentagon ceremony today, calling Giffords someone whose name is synonymous with courage.

Former Rep. Gabby Giffords looked on at the Pentagon as Mabus made the announcement in a public ceremony. Also in attendance at this afternoonÂ’s brief ceremony in the Pentagon Courtyard was Roxana Green, the mother of 9-year-old Christina-Taylor Green.

Christina-Taylor was among those killed in last yearÂ’s deadly shooting rampage in Tucson that targeted Giffords as she met constituents outside a supermarket. Roxana Green will be the shipÂ’s sponsor.

Giffords is still recovering from the gunshot wounds to her head that she suffered during last JanuaryÂ’s shooting incident. She stepped down from Congress two weeks ago.

The ship named today for her, which has yet to be built, will be the NavyÂ’s 10th Littoral Combat Ship (LCS), a new kind of ship designed to bring the Navy fighting power into shallow coastal areas. The first two ships in this class were called Freedom and Independence, but the conventional practice since then has been to name the other ships in the class after a city.

Â“ItÂ’s very appropriate that LCS 10 be named for someone who has become synonymous with courage, who has inspired the nation with remarkable resiliency and showed the possibilities of the human spirit,Â” said Mabus.

Mabus said the notion occurred to him that this would be a Â“fitting tributeÂ” not only to Giffords but to Navy families because she was a Navy spouse. Her husband, Mark Kelly, was until recently an astronaut and Navy pilot."

Posted by: runningrn at March 26, 2013 09:56 AM (Ag5D2)

261 Stay classy NBC.

Posted by: dananjcon self hating woploc at March 26, 2013 09:56 AM (jvd3N)

262 Did they not bother to mention any of this to her ten years ago?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 26, 2013 01:51 PM (4df7R)

The REAL question is why didn't she see this coming? Or her pals.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 26, 2013 09:57 AM (Kpn/z)

263

"Eight Hours to Vegas is a must see gripping thriller ."

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at March 26, 2013 01:56 PM (cdt8V

LOL, thread winnah!

Posted by: runningrn at March 26, 2013 09:57 AM (Ag5D2)

264 Is that chick the one on Walking Dead?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 26, 2013 09:57 AM (f9c2L)

265 Brit TV is often like that: low budget productions with lots of talking heads and people entering and leaving rooms. Gripping stuff. I laugh when some hard core killer gets cornered, and the cop (with no weapon) says something like "okay, it's over, let's go" and the violent killer just walks out with them all nice and formal. Those brits are just so darn well mannered.

Posted by: qualia at March 26, 2013 09:59 AM (XYSwB)

266 Jack McCoy;

"When I step out of my office, I see nothing but a sea of white Christian Right people listening zombie-like to Fox News!"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2013 10:00 AM (mCvL4)

267 It's a fair cop, gov'nor.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 26, 2013 10:00 AM (Kpn/z)

268 Posted by: runningrn at March 26, 2013 01:56 PM (Ag5D2)

As usual, I see no mention of Republican judge John Roll who was killed by erg Loughner and who has disappeared down the MFM memory hole; although it's possible that his family refuses to indulge the jackasses by making a spectacle out of themselves.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2013 10:01 AM (C3MgD)

269 Jack McCoy:

"When I went to the East Village to interview witnesses, it's as if I had walked into Selma Alabama in 1965!!"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2013 10:01 AM (mCvL4)

270 ::: No. You cannot get me to Google "white knighting." I'm smarter than that. My imagination, however, is coming up with some truly disgusting things. ::: I can't decide if you're trolling or not. lol 9/10

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 26, 2013 10:02 AM (csi6Y)

271 Yes, Jerry, it is the WD chick (according to commenters above).

Posted by: andycanuck at March 26, 2013 10:02 AM (VwC86)

272 On the next Law and Order SVU : Cain V. Abel, what really happened.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 26, 2013 10:02 AM (3+QKS)

273 Thanks!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 26, 2013 10:03 AM (f9c2L)

274 Why does Fox keep that statist douche Arthur Aidala as a talking head? That guy is on every damn day. He's one of those "if it saves one life" fuckheads.

Posted by: Ook? at March 26, 2013 10:04 AM (OQpzc)

275

so they'll say the issue isn't "ripe"

Judge Walker's treatment of the will of the people in California was more than ripe.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 26, 2013 10:04 AM (IDSI7)

276 Ooops.. I guess if I had watched the whole clip.. it says "the Walking Dead's Lauren Cohan".. lol

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 26, 2013 10:04 AM (f9c2L)

277 This is the show where an obese kid killed himself and they blamed, wait for it, BIG SODA!!!! I shit you not that Mariska or whatever asked a school admin if it bothered him to have BIG SODA sponsor some school athletic league or something. Right about the time Bloomy was floating the big gulp ban

Posted by: Finn McCool at March 26, 2013 10:05 AM (/e+Vp)

278 On the next Law and Order SVU : Cain V. Abel, what really happened.
The Zionists did it just like 9/11.

Posted by: detective munch at March 26, 2013 10:06 AM (VwC86)

279 The ship named today for her, which has yet to be built, will be the NavyÂ’s 10th Littoral Combat Ship (LCS)

From what I've read, LCS has been a floating disaster and money pit. Its fitting to name one after a Democrat.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 26, 2013 10:07 AM (/gHaE)

280 Still watch these from time to time, in the summer or at other times when there is nothing but re-runs on. I get tired of the PC aspect, but haven't summoned up the will to boycott yet.

Posted by: RM at March 26, 2013 10:08 AM (/Frlf)

281 So they could rename the show, "Inside Bloomberg's Mind?"

Posted by: Ook? at March 26, 2013 10:08 AM (OQpzc)

282

So they could rename the show, "Inside Bloomberg's Mind?"

"Empty Space"?

Posted by: runningrn at March 26, 2013 10:09 AM (Ag5D2)

283 the last time I watched L and O, an episode about a young guy who kills an oriental immegrant, the gets off claiming he was brain washed by an internet radio show host. Afterwards, Richard Belzer denounces people like Rush Limbaugh. Mind you, some of us remember that Ice T first became well know (perhaps) for an album called "Cop Killer" so he's okay.

Posted by: mallfly at March 26, 2013 10:12 AM (bJm7W)

284 165 Main problem with Dunst -- no lips.
I like everything about white women especially the creamy white skin. But there's one thing I don't like - the no lips thing which some white chicks like Dunst have. I like me some pouty-lipped women. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 26, 2013 01:36 P

Well hello there !!!

Posted by: Laurie Dhue at March 26, 2013 10:12 AM (mCvL4)

285 "The late Paul Lynde makes a convincing cameo as Ambassador Stevens right after the attack."

I have him singled out for a key position in my new game-show idea patterned after a child's game called tic-tac-toe. NBC should be all over it!!!111!11eleventy!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at March 26, 2013 10:34 AM (71LDo)

286 I'll sit and watch reruns of NCIS for hours on end. L&O? not so much.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at March 26, 2013 10:37 AM (1hM1d)

287 I want to see the bonerfific Dunst video...where is it?

Posted by: walknot at March 26, 2013 10:43 AM (vo2je)

288 Hollywood never has a problem with rape when the name "Roman Polanski" comes up in conversation.

Posted by: tops116 at March 26, 2013 11:03 AM (GPIio)

289 Next on CSI - Ripped from the headlines: Cad steals Engine Crank from Local Haberdashers Horseless Carriage.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 26, 2013 11:24 AM (dSE0q)

290 When L&O first started, it wasn't too bad. That lasted about 4-5 years. Then, they started descending a little into politics, but not too much. Angie Harmon came along and they actually calmed it down playing up her conservatism in a not-negative light. When Teh Fred started, they moved to a view that they could play the liberal ADAs off his conservatism. Even though there were conflicts, at the end of the day, they all loved each other. When the "You fired me because I'm a lesbian" episode came along, they had given up any pretext that Teh Fred had rational thoughts. At that point, they gave up pretending and just went with what made them feel good.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at March 26, 2013 11:48 AM (Gkhxf)

291 Is this the episode where Whoopi Goldberg explains that it wasn't "rape" rape?

Posted by: glide55 at March 26, 2013 11:52 AM (Z2aee)

292 Yeah, but it wasn't "Ripped" ripped.

Posted by: ronsfi at March 26, 2013 11:54 AM (4/pW2)

293 In the USS Gabrielle Giffords, where are they going to put the head?

Posted by: TejasJudio de la Frontera at March 26, 2013 12:23 PM (ummNV)

294 At least John Roll never killed baby Sea Lion pups.

Posted by: TejasJudio de la Frontera at March 26, 2013 12:30 PM (j1x0S)

295 "Wow, If We Were Still Watching NBC, We'd Probably Be Pretty Annoyed"

The only times NBC comes on my tube is when Jay Leno runs his "Headlines" segment on the Tonight Show, and occasionally the late local news.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 26, 2013 01:04 PM (vd7A8)

296 222 66 Is this thread because I'm a lesbian, Ace? Posted by: andycanuck at March 26, 2013 01:20 PM I'll never forget the fun that Jonah Goldberg had with that shark jumping line from Serena Sutherlyn No, it's because you're an incompetent lawyer with no personality who happens to be a lesbian, that's why! Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2013 01:44 PM (mCvL4) lol, I'd forgotten about that classic non-sequitor. Season ender, last line of the episode and its way out of left field. The scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=aVjmXSS0wKA

Posted by: JS at March 26, 2013 01:28 PM (jNIQD)

297 The show was good in the early days, especially after Jill Hennessey (rrrrrowr) came on. When I found out a few years ago that Michael Moriarty is conservative, my appreciation for those season increased even more.

Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2013 01:48 PM (+iA5G)

298

Is this the episode where the Dem Senator leaves his intern/sextoy to suffocate to death after driving his car off a bridge? Pretty grissly stuff. I hear they found fingernail marks as she struggled in the air pocket of the sinking car.

Posted by: Fen at March 26, 2013 06:25 PM (a422o)

299 The way you protest things like this, is the same way you protest any other business: You donÂ’t go back. If you ignore them, they will go away.

After I heard about CBS using a Vietnam B-52 bomber memorial for their Â“The Amazing RaceÂ” show, I went through my DVD to cancel any of their shows that I might have set to record regularly. I found out that I donÂ’t record ANY of their shows.

After I read the above article, I went through my DVD to get rid of any NBC shows I might be recording, and there werenÂ’t any on NBC either. I am now going through to see if there are any on ABC.

It surprise me, but I found one: The Middle. I donÂ’t find much wrong with the show, so I am keeping it on Â“RecordÂ”.

This means that CBS and NBC could go out of business, and if I didnÂ’t hear or read about it, I would never know.

Posted by: Smorgasbord at March 27, 2013 03:01 AM (jRFPF)

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