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November 18, 2013

Yeah, Rob Ford Might Be Slightly Out of Control Now
— Ace

During a city council meeting, he rushes towards, presumably, an opponent voting to strip him of some his mayoral powers, and knocks over an old woman who's in the path of his Chris Farley-like tornado of destruction.

He does help her back to her feet -- apparently she was not the target of his Tommy Boy-like incoherent wrath -- but damage done. Video at the link, and also now embedded below. Worth a watch.

The backstory on this is that Ford is refusing to resign, so the city council is reducing his power. Because: Crack.

Curiously, while Rob Ford has confessed to smoking crack, he denies, and this is quite real, that he ever said he wanted to eat a former advisor's p*ssy.

Yes, that's what he said. He had been accused of offering this unwelcome compliment to a former advisor. Supposedly said "I banged your p*ssy, now I'm going to eat you out."

The advisor herself denies he said this, and denies that she slept with him. A different ex-staffer makes the claim that Ford said this.

Ford also denies having snorted lines of coke at a restaurant and having hosted a prostitute in the mayor's office. He says the woman accused of being a prostitute, "Alana" (no last name mentioned), is a friend. A friend who blows him, for money.

No just kidding. I have no idea.

But he also admitted to maybe driving drunk on occasion.

So, if you're keeping track of what Ford's admitted and denied:

Smoking crack? Admitted.

Being a total drunk? Admitted.

Driving drunk? Admitted.

Doing coke at a restaurant? Denied.

Having a hooker visit him in the mayor's office? Denied. She's a friend.

Eating a staffer's p*ssy? Vehemently denied. He says he has "more than enough to eat at home," alluding to his wife, and, apparently, her ample, voluminous vagina.

Most of this meltdown seems to have happened St. Patrick's Day, 2012. Oh, he also apparently hurled racial epithets at a taxi driver.

I think Ford will soon be resigning to spend more time with his Van. Down by the River.

Thanks to @slublog.

Posted by: Ace at 12:07 PM | Comments (306)
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1 I'll go get the others.

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 18, 2013 12:09 PM (LSJmV)

2 I think Ford will soon be resigning to spend more time with his Van. Down by the River.

Best. Skit. Ever.

Posted by: EC at November 18, 2013 12:09 PM (GQ8sn)

3 A friend who blows him, for money.

It's all in the comedic timing. Well done, Ace.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at November 18, 2013 12:10 PM (71LDo)

4 Madness takes its toll.

Posted by: riff raff at November 18, 2013 12:10 PM (P/gm7)

5 It's promotion time here at work. I wonder if I'll improve my chances if I said to the female members of the leadership team that I'd like to "eat their pussy".

Posted by: EC at November 18, 2013 12:10 PM (GQ8sn)

6 Evidently they can not impeach this guy. They need to pass a law allowing impeachment and then follow it with impeaching him.

Posted by: Vic at November 18, 2013 12:11 PM (FTQyq)

Can we please make this phrase a common occurrence. Fucking awesome.

"Chris Farley-like tornado of destruction"

Posted by: prescient11 at November 18, 2013 12:11 PM (tVTLU)

8 Buncha drama queens around here.

Posted by: Robert Ford Esq. at November 18, 2013 12:11 PM (YTuP3)

9 Guarantee this guy is under the influence of several things 24/7. Nobody acts like this sober. These are not sober decisions.

The thing he said about 'having enough to eat at home'.. was a PREPARED REMARK. ..... IN FRONT OF HIS WIFE!

The dude is smoking the glass dick 24/7

Posted by: Numlock man at November 18, 2013 12:12 PM (2TD/v)

10 Well, at least he is not the Fat Man who ate NJ.

Posted by: Vic at November 18, 2013 12:12 PM (FTQyq)

11 I was about to ask how this guy got elected but then I realized that the electorate in Toronto must be about as smart as 52 percent of the electorate in the U.S. You know what, though, I'd still trade Obama for him. And Ford's approval rating is higher (at least it was last week).

Posted by: CR at November 18, 2013 12:12 PM (sJWQv)

12 The backstory on this is that Ford is refusing to resign, so the city council is reducing his power. Because: Crack. Crack is whack!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2013 12:12 PM (ndIek)

13 This dude is awesome, I'd vote for him

Posted by: The Dude at November 18, 2013 12:12 PM (vJdyz)

14 The man is an artist.

Posted by: Slublog at November 18, 2013 12:12 PM (0nqdj)

15
I wonder how Don Cherry feels about this.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Ed Shults, Esq at November 18, 2013 12:12 PM (xggaJ)

16 I just found out from the papers that smoking crack was bad.

No one had told me.

Posted by: Rob Ford at November 18, 2013 12:13 PM (auEor)

17 At least he is not a Cocksucking Fag....

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at November 18, 2013 12:13 PM (32Ze2)

18 Today, his brother said he is an avowed liberal who admires Barack Obama. He called Tom "The White Obama", heh heh!

Posted by: runningrn at November 18, 2013 12:13 PM (PLOz8)

19 Maybe Bob Filner and Rob Ford could get together and run a small town somewhere.

Posted by: EC at November 18, 2013 12:13 PM (GQ8sn)

20 Is it too early to start calling this man a hero?

I think not.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 18, 2013 12:13 PM (xlX1p)

21 He also admitted to purchasing drugs. Serious you guys. Toronto must have had some of the best mayors in the history of politics is this is the first time they've ever sought a measure to remove a bastard from office.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 18, 2013 12:13 PM (DmNpO)

22 I just found out from the papers that smoking crack was bad. No one had told me. As the White Obama, there was no zone of truthiness.

Posted by: runningrn at November 18, 2013 12:14 PM (PLOz8)

23 This is possibly the most amazing flame out I have ever seen.

It would be funny if it weren't quite sad.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 18, 2013 12:14 PM (hmUex)

24 He obviously needs a No Drama policy.

Posted by: Cajun Caret at November 18, 2013 12:14 PM (UZQM8)

25 The backstory on this is that Ford is refusing to resign, so the city council is reducing his power. Take away the crack angle and this is a dangerous precedent in a Democracy. Like the current case here in the US where Repub won a traditionally-Dem mayoral seat and his city council is moving to strip all mayoral powers (to be restored immediately upon election of the next Dem, but of course.) Not defending Ford, but this whole "stripping of power" in a Democracy is a very slippery slope.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 18, 2013 12:14 PM (7ObY1)

26 Geez Rob, you never go full Farley.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 18, 2013 12:14 PM (ZshNr)

27 Fucking canucks.

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2013 12:14 PM (66ULQ)

28 So he does crack and is a drunk and likes to hang with pros and eat pussy. So? At least he is involved unlike some skinny arrogant bastard in Washington DC, formally of Chicago IL.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2013 12:14 PM (t3UFN)

29 That gif in the main story is amazing btw. I've never seen a fat man move so quickly. That poor woman literally gets bowled over by Ford.

Posted by: EC at November 18, 2013 12:14 PM (GQ8sn)

30 Corruption, moral or political, is where you find it. I realize the guy is conservative, but I'm not ready to adopt a double standard. If he were a liberal, I would be making noise about it, I can't make an exception because he is a conservative.

Posted by: Barky at November 18, 2013 12:14 PM (aDwsi)

31 Alana seems like a nice name.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at November 18, 2013 12:14 PM (I+wyB)

32 If he was black we'd be talking about how the bitches set him up.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 18, 2013 12:14 PM (wmU4G)

33 Wouldn't be better to eat pussy than bang the broad?

Posted by: Comrade Jesse, not welcoming our socialist overlords at November 18, 2013 12:14 PM (kkbgQ)

34 Eating a staffer's p*ssy? Vehemently denied. He says he has "more than enough to eat at home," alluding to his wife, and, apparently, her ample, voluminous vagina. --- Does he claim the bitch set him up?

Posted by: Marion Barry at November 18, 2013 12:15 PM (/Crba)

35 All ya'll betta settle down. Crack ain't neva done hurt nobody!

Posted by: Whitney Houston at November 18, 2013 12:15 PM (32Ze2)

36 Still better than Obama.

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 18, 2013 12:15 PM (Iyg03)

37 28 So he does crack and is a drunk and likes to hang with pros and eat pussy. So? At least he is involved unlike some skinny arrogant bastard in Washington DC, formally of Chicago IL. --- Do you think Barry could claim to have enough pussy to eat at home while keeping a straight face?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 18, 2013 12:15 PM (/Crba)

38 You won't get no arge from me, he's crazier than that DeDe Slaughter gal in Baton Rouge.

Posted by: DanMan at November 18, 2013 12:15 PM (RusNE)

39 Canada gets Ford and all we get in the US is Weiner. What a drag.

Posted by: Roy at November 18, 2013 12:15 PM (VndSC)

40 Curiously, while Rob Ford has confessed to smoking crack, he denies, and this is quite real, that he ever said he wanted to eat a former advisor's p*ssy.

I can believe it. What man would ever want to eat pussy? That said, I must confess I've eaten several of my advisers' dogs. Delicious.

Posted by: Barky the Incompetent at November 18, 2013 12:16 PM (W7ffl)

41 Jesus. Do my eyes deceive me or does Ford have a doppelgÃ¤nger?

"It wasn't me, it was that fat bastard over there who looks like me."

Posted by: Fritz at November 18, 2013 12:16 PM (UzPAd)

42 38 You won't get no arge from me, he's crazier than that DeDe Slaughter gal in Baton Rouge. --- I been witch hunt!

Posted by: Deedee Slaughter at November 18, 2013 12:16 PM (/Crba)

43 It may be wrong of me, but I think we need people like him in local politics. Come on, Canada! You still haven't been forgiven for Tom Green! Give us Ford and we'll send you some Gender Studies Professors in return!

Posted by: NR Pax at November 18, 2013 12:16 PM (ODsL5)

44 Maybe Bob Filner and Rob Ford could get together and run a ~~small town~~ cat house somewhere. Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2013 12:16 PM (ndIek)

45 I gotta admit, that "enough to eat at home" line was one helluva zinger.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 18, 2013 12:16 PM (7ObY1)

46 38 You won't get no arge from me, he's crazier than that DeDe Slaughter gal in Baton Rouge --- Kept up with that one? Bitch got recalled over the weekend but she's contemplating a legal challenge and may still run in the next election.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 18, 2013 12:16 PM (/Crba)

47 Imagine if Chris Farley were still alive. SNL would have a chance to be funny again.

Then again, how do you parody this?

Posted by: Slublog at November 18, 2013 12:16 PM (0nqdj)

Only Hugh Hefner has 'more than enough vagina' to eat at home.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2013 12:17 PM (ALOVq)

49 Heh...He's fat and drunk enough to be...ME!?

Posted by: dananjcon at November 18, 2013 12:17 PM (wmU4G)

50 The Tea party strikes again!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at November 18, 2013 12:17 PM (xlX1p)

After he resigns, he should declare his mayoral campaign was a huge practical joke and he decided after winning the election to see just how far he could push it.

Because what the hell.

Posted by: Austin in TX at November 18, 2013 12:17 PM (/6EeB)

52 I gotta admit, that "enough to eat at home" line was one helluva zinger. Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 18, 2013 04:16 PM (7ObY1) Yup. And I bet his wife and kids were thrilled by that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2013 12:17 PM (t3UFN)

53 35 All ya'll betta settle down. Crack ain't neva done hurt nobody! Posted by: Whitney Houston Hey Whitney! Congrats on 21 months of sobriety.

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 18, 2013 12:17 PM (LSJmV)

54 My wife always told me "I don't care where you go to get hungry, just come home for dinner."

Or something.

Posted by: CUS at November 18, 2013 12:17 PM (84pE9)

55 FNC showed a clip of him going on about how "humbled" he is about all the people who now want to take photos with him and now want to vote for him in the next election. Ckufing clueless. Perhaps it's all the drugs and drinking.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 18, 2013 12:17 PM (DmNpO)

56 So he does crack and is a drunk and likes to hang with pros and eat pussy. So? So, get him a cardboard membership to the HQ.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2013 12:17 PM (ndIek)

57 Then again, how do you parody this? --- Try to turn the whole thing into a Masterpiece Theater type of production. Taking it seriously helps make it seem that much funnier.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 18, 2013 12:18 PM (/Crba)

58 Rob Ford for POTUS!

Seriously....who would you rather have drinks with....Ford or Obama?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2013 12:18 PM (oJ5Fd)

59 One of the funnier things that came out of this whole episode is that Marion Barry was completely offended when Ford was compared to him. You have to admit that's funny.

Posted by: runningrn at November 18, 2013 12:18 PM (PLOz8)

60 It's promotion time here at work. I wonder if I'll improve my chances if I said to the female members of the leadership team that I'd like to "eat their pussy".[\i]

No, to take the Ford approach, you'd have to announce that you won't be harassing them with comments about wanting to eat their p*ssies, as you have enough to eat at home. NOW, look for the promotion.

Posted by: Etiquette, by Ford at November 18, 2013 12:18 PM (ukp+x)

61 Do you think Barry could claim to have enough pussy to eat at home while keeping a straight face?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 18, 2013 04:15 PM (/Crba)

-----------------------------------------

Tears of laughter at that one.

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2013 12:18 PM (66ULQ)

62 Still more qualified than Barky.

Posted by: phreshone at November 18, 2013 12:18 PM (Pr6hk)

63 Boneheaded poster.

Posted by: Etiquette, by Ford at November 18, 2013 12:18 PM (ukp+x)

64 By this time next year, he'll be lighting farts on street corners for beer money.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 18, 2013 12:19 PM (ZshNr)

65 No, to take the Ford approach, you'd have to announce that you won't be harassing them with comments about wanting to eat their p*ssies, as you have enough to eat at home. NOW, look for the promotion.

Posted by: Etiquette, by Ford at November 18, 2013 04:18 PM (ukp+x)

*slaps head*

GENIUS!!!

Posted by: EC at November 18, 2013 12:19 PM (GQ8sn)

66 44 Maybe Bob Filner and Rob Ford could get together and run a small town cat house somewhere. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ No, they'd eat up all the profit.

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 18, 2013 12:19 PM (LSJmV)

I know the lefties up in Toronto DESPISE Ford. This must be killing them. A mayor they hate who exhibits all the libertine excesses they otherwise celebrate. So while I can say, "He should step down because this is completely unbecoming of an elected official," they can only shriek and wail about his crude behavior... while preparing for another Pride parade in which grown men parade around with their asses hanging out of their rubber gimp suits.

*kicks back, puts feet up on coffee table* I'm just going to enjoy the show.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 18, 2013 12:19 PM (4df7R)

68 Dude should be mayor for life .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 18, 2013 12:19 PM (XWw96)

69 Do you think Barry could claim to have enough pussy to eat at home while keeping a straight face? Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 18, 2013 04:15 PM (/Crba) Sit down Close your eyes Feel the stress drain from your muscles Breathe in Out In Out Now imagine the smell of that after a hot day in the garden.

Posted by: RWC at November 18, 2013 12:19 PM (fWAjv)

70 Do you think Barry could claim to have enough pussy to eat at home while keeping a straight face? I can picture an angry Michelle O DEMANDING he do it. In front of his Cabinet. With a riding crop in her hand. And her angry eyebrows twitching.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 18, 2013 12:19 PM (sByIH)

71 I admire his honesty and would vote for him over Obama.

Posted by: ejo at November 18, 2013 12:19 PM (GXvSO)

72 I saw the pic of the Olivia in question.

I, tentatively, believe him.

I need (1) a full body, HD pic of Olivia; (2) a pic of his wife; and (3) a pic of the friend-itute---need to know what class of women this guy likes to bang.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 18, 2013 12:19 PM (VjL9S)

73 Eating your pussy at home is like bringing sand to the beach....... wait, what?

Posted by: Slob Ford at November 18, 2013 12:19 PM (32Ze2)

74 Only Hugh Hefner has 'more than enough vagina' to eat at home. Hugh has a Golden Corral buffet.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2013 12:19 PM (ndIek)

Good thing this guys a Canuck. If the Dems could find a way to nominate him in 2016 we'd probably lose .....

Posted by: GOP Leadership at November 18, 2013 12:20 PM (Tb01R)

76 The expression "I banged your p*ssy, now I'm going to eat you out." was a metaphor. I can't believe I have to explain this, sheesh.

Posted by: The Honorable Rob Ford, Mayor of Toronto at November 18, 2013 12:20 PM (9eDbm)

77 Let's be honest Chris Farley made a fortune being like this. Us skinny guys ( well maybe not as skinny as I was at 30 but I can still make weight) should get a cut.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2013 12:20 PM (t3UFN)

78 Hell, what Mayor Ford's been through jus' sounds like a pretty good weekend in Vegas to me.

Posted by: Maj. 'King' Kong, USAF (Ret.) at November 18, 2013 12:20 PM (kbOju)

79 33 Wouldn't be better to eat pussy ~~than~~ then bang the broad? See the difference even a small typo makes...

Posted by: Comrade Jesse, not welcoming our socialist overlords at November 18, 2013 12:20 PM (kkbgQ)

80 I can picture an angry Michelle O DEMANDING he do it. In front of his Cabinet. With a riding crop in her hand. And her angry eyebrows twitching. To find it, I'd have to roll her in flour and look for the white spot.

Posted by: President Barack Obama at November 18, 2013 12:20 PM (7ObY1)

81 A little off topic, but Zimmerman was arrested again. Details sketchy at this point. Sounds like another domestic disturbance issue. Can't this guy stay the hell out of the news?!?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 18, 2013 12:20 PM (PIX+b)

82
But the really important thing is, are there photos of the advisor, and is she hittable?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2013 12:21 PM (TIIx5)

83 Jesus, I would bang Hillary before I would Mayor McCheese.

Posted by: NCKate at November 18, 2013 12:21 PM (w7CQT)

84 I need..... (3) a pic of the friend-itute---need to know what class of women this guy likes to bang.

Most likely from the former eastern bloc countries. Toronto is awash in them. I will say that Hungarian strippers are some of the best I've seen and will work for the money.

Posted by: EC at November 18, 2013 12:21 PM (GQ8sn)

85 Crack is Whack!

Posted by: Nancy Reagan at November 18, 2013 12:21 PM (HWgnC)

86 Not defending Ford, but this whole "stripping of power" in a Democracy is a very slippery slope.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 18, 2013 04:14 PM (7ObY1)

Agreed.

It is Annapolis, MD.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2013 12:21 PM (oJ5Fd)

87 A little off topic, but Zimmerman was arrested again. Details sketchy at this point. Sounds like another domestic disturbance issue. Can't this guy stay the hell out of the news?!? Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 18, 2013 04:20 PM (PIX+b) Probably does not eat enough pussy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2013 12:21 PM (t3UFN)

88 77 Let's be honest Chris Farley made a fortune being like this. Us skinny guys ( well maybe not as skinny as I was at 30 but I can still make weight) should get a cut. --- "What do you want to do with your life?!?" "I want to live in a van down by the river. "Well, you'll have plenty of time for livin' in the van down by the river when... *beat* you're LIVIN' in a VAN down by the RIVER!"

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 18, 2013 12:21 PM (/Crba)

89 Just Say No!

Posted by: Whitney Houston at November 18, 2013 12:21 PM (HWgnC)

90 Did someone bring up eating pussy?

Posted by: Hillary!, DeLauro, etal at November 18, 2013 12:21 PM (Tb01R)

91
while Rob Ford has confessed to smoking crack, he denies, and this is quite real, that he ever said he wanted to eat a former advisor's p*ssy.

"... made the suggestion during a St. Patrick's Day party in 2012"

Aw come on! St Paddy's Day immunity dude!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 18, 2013 12:21 PM (kdS6q)

92 Rob Ford SMASH!!!

Posted by: Rob Ford at November 18, 2013 12:22 PM (Myqtp)

93 Zimmerman arrested again? Cripes.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 18, 2013 12:22 PM (ZshNr)

94 You wouldn't like me when I'm angry....

Posted by: Rob Ford at November 18, 2013 12:22 PM (Myqtp)

95 What I find even more hilarious is that he and his brother have a reality show that just debuted, too.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 18, 2013 12:22 PM (4df7R)

>>Only Hugh Hefner has 'more than enough vagina' to eat at home.

Hugh has a Golden Corral buffet.<<

That is a very good analogy. A place to eat where thousands of others have eaten before you.

Posted by: Roy at November 18, 2013 12:23 PM (VndSC)

97 As a Canadian, the Dems couldn't run him for President, but he'd make a hell of a Senator.

Posted by: blaster at November 18, 2013 12:23 PM (W6bkf)

98 I'm beginning to think this 350 lb. crack smoking drunk has some self control issues.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 18, 2013 12:23 PM (IV4od)

99 Anyone else notice at the end of the video that it appeared that there were two (2) Rob Fords standing side by side?

Maybe he has an evil twin, Rod Ford, who is holding him hostage and doing all of these illegal acts?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 18, 2013 12:23 PM (nnkXw)

100 Hey, maybe Rob Ford and Marion Barry could do a show together to, you know, show racial unity. It doesn't matter if you are black or white, hookers crack and politics go great togther. Shit, Barry was re-elected, why not Ford.

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 18, 2013 12:23 PM (nTgAI)

101
That is a very good analogy. A place to eat where thousands of others have eaten before you.

Posted by: Roy at November 18, 2013 04:23 PM (VndSC)

And where there's a good chance you might end up infected with some bizarre disease because someone didn't clean the sneeze guard.

...

Okay, that one got away from me a bit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 18, 2013 12:24 PM (4df7R)

102 Maybe he has an evil twin, Rod Ford, who is holding him hostage and doing all of these illegal acts? --- I guess that's what Zombie Matt Bourne is doing these days... he's brought his Doink The Clown act up to the next level.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 18, 2013 12:24 PM (/Crba)

103 If he gets canned, he could always help shore up Miami's offensive line.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 18, 2013 12:24 PM (ZshNr)

104 The awesomist thing about the eating pussy statement was that it wasn't even a question asked by the press. He just brought it up at the end of his press conference after the city council hearing. He was rambling about some sports team, then was all, "Oh by the way, in regards to (name), I never said I wanted to eat her pussy."

If you hear the audio of it, you can hear someone in the background clearly say, "Why would you say that????"

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at November 18, 2013 12:24 PM (GrtrJ)

105 A pussy a day keeps the cops away!

Posted by: Comrade Jesse, not welcoming our socialist overlords at November 18, 2013 12:24 PM (kkbgQ)

106 Hugh has a Golden Corral buffet.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2013 04:19 PM (ndIek)

_____________________

Ummmm, more like if Ruth Chris opened a buffet.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 18, 2013 12:24 PM (32Ze2)

107 Isn't the minor league team there the Toronto Beavers?

Thought so.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 18, 2013 12:24 PM (Ctc7M)

108 Zimmerman arrested again? Cripes. Not hard when you have an entire state gunning for you.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2013 12:24 PM (ndIek)

109
Oh, Canada!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2013 12:24 PM (TIIx5)

110 If he gets canned, he could always help shore up Miami's offensive line.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 18, 2013 04:24 PM (ZshNr)

He could BE Miami's offensive line. Just flip him on his side and roll him at the opposition.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 18, 2013 12:25 PM (4df7R)

111 Not hard when you have an entire state gunning for you. --- State? I think Zimmerman's got most of the PC nation after his ass these days. He's better off moving to Costa Rica.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 18, 2013 12:25 PM (/Crba)

112 I sure am glad Obama never did drugs. He may do something drastic or even unbalanced!

Posted by: Notalemming at November 18, 2013 12:25 PM (2W7k4)

113 Funny thing is that he's been a much better mayor than the last several .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 18, 2013 12:25 PM (XWw96)

114

"Maybe Bob Filner and Rob Ford could get together and run a small town somewhere...."

Fucking, Austria

Intercourse, PA

Wank's Corner, OR

Dick Lick Springs, AR

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2013 12:25 PM (LA7Cm)

115 It wasn't Andy Kaufman who faked his own death; it was Chris Farley.

And what a comeback!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 18, 2013 12:26 PM (eHIJJ)

116 Sneeze guard? Yikes!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 18, 2013 12:26 PM (N/Sup)

117 Not to mention an apparently spiteful estranged wife.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 18, 2013 12:26 PM (ZshNr)

118 I was watching that celebrity addiction recovery show once. They had Gary Busey on and he was convinced he was there to help the other people, not himself. Anywho, Busey did a move like this one. He rushed at a person, then kind of wrapped them up and sort of knocked them down. It was done in a sort of half-deniable "Oh I didn't see you there, sorry" way. I guess this is how people who have knocked people down before try to pretend they're not knocking people down.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 18, 2013 12:26 PM (sByIH)

119 Also, you have to like Ford's admission on the crack. That he had previously admitted to the drinking, but not the crack, because he only smoked crack when he was blind drunk.

Posted by: blaster at November 18, 2013 12:26 PM (W6bkf)

120 114 "Maybe Bob Filner and Rob Ford could get together and run a small town somewhere...." Fucking, Austria Intercourse, PA Wank's Corner, OR Dick Lick Springs, AR --- Mianus, CT

Posted by: Jenna Jameson at November 18, 2013 12:26 PM (/Crba)

121 O/T but the right thread for it... I give you, the Goddess of the Train! http://tinyurl.com/k6qqwbb

Posted by: Brother Cavil, no love for the Cloud at November 18, 2013 12:26 PM (naUcP)

122 i hate to say I find him humerous. I do wish he gets help ASAP as he is doomed to early death, sickness or jail if he doesn't.

Posted by: Baldy at November 18, 2013 12:26 PM (2bql3)

123 If there are any cobs around, we could use a cleanup in the NM motorist thread, #284. Posted by: jasonj at November 18, 2013 04:14 PM (Cq0ow)

Posted by: jakeman at November 18, 2013 12:27 PM (vH4YP)

124
Hey, maybe Rob Ford and Marion Barry could do a show together to, you know, show racial unity. It doesn't matter if you are black or white, hookers crack and politics go great togther.Shit, Barry was re-elected, why not Ford.

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 18, 2013 04:23 PM (nTgAI)

Eboneeeeeee, and Ivoreeeeeee! Live together in perfect, harmoneeeeeeeee!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2013 12:27 PM (TIIx5)

125 Aren't crackheads supposed to be on the more svelte side rather than the fat fucker one?

Posted by: NCKate at November 18, 2013 12:27 PM (w7CQT)

126 A) How many uses of the word "pussy" will break the blog?

B) According to some skit I saw on Tosh, black men don't eat no pussy.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 18, 2013 12:27 PM (VjL9S)

127 36 Still better than Obama. Posted by: rdbrewer at November 18, 2013 04:15 PM (Iyg03) Agreed.

Posted by: furious at November 18, 2013 12:27 PM (A98Xu)

128 Of course she fell over. Just who are we be blaming here? She never moved her feet!

Posted by: TheFordFoundation at November 18, 2013 12:28 PM (fqXPm)

129 Intercourse, PA, is just down the road from Bird-in-Hand, PA.

True story.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at November 18, 2013 12:28 PM (YmPwQ)

130

"Hugh has a Golden Corral buffet".
So you get foaming, uncontrolled diarrhea when you eat it?

Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at November 18, 2013 12:28 PM (HWgnC)

131 According to McGavin on Red-Eye they are after him because he is dismantling their socialist city programs. I think it was McGavin, you know the Scottish Canadian who's married to a Canadian-Native -American.

Posted by: Paladin at November 18, 2013 12:29 PM (4kpbt)

132 126 A) How many uses of the word "pussy" will break the blog? --- Pussy pussy pussy... Come on in, pussy lovers! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, cow pussy, chicken pussy, SNAPPING pussy! Take advantage of our new offer! Buy any one piece of pussy and get one additional piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for just one penny. One penny for pussy! If you can get pussy for cheaper than that, FUCK IT!

Posted by: Chet Pussy at November 18, 2013 12:29 PM (/Crba)

133 129 Intercourse, PA, is just down the road from Bird-in-Hand, PA. True story. --- Anywhere near a town called Two-In-Bush?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 18, 2013 12:30 PM (/Crba)

134 Hey, maybe Rob Ford and Marion Barry could do a show
together to, you know, show racial unity. It doesn't matter if you are
black or white, hookers crack and politics go great togther.Shit, Barry
was re-elected, why not Ford.

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 18, 2013 04:23 PM (nTgAI)

Eboneeeeeee, and Ivoreeeeeee! Live together in perfect, harmoneeeeeeeee!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2013 04:27 PM (TIIx5)

Trading Places 2

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 18, 2013 12:30 PM (nTgAI)

135 My friends at Free Dominion have at least two posts running on this guy. He needs to go.

Posted by: backhoe at November 18, 2013 12:30 PM (ULH4o)

136 He should simply change venues. Run for mayor of D.C., mentioning all these peccadilloes as qualifications for office - and forget to mention that he's not black.

He'd be a shoe-in.

Posted by: West at November 18, 2013 12:30 PM (1Rgee)

137

" Bird-in-Hand, PA..."

Isn't that sister-cities with Two-in-the-Bush, MI?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2013 12:30 PM (LA7Cm)

138 would still vote for this trainwreck over JEF

Posted by: dillhole12 at November 18, 2013 12:30 PM (uURnG)

139 129 Intercourse, PA, is just down the road from Bird-in-Hand, PA. True story. And very close to Paradise, PA...

Posted by: runningrn at November 18, 2013 12:30 PM (PLOz8)

140 "I banged your p*ssy, now I'm going to eat you out."

**

Wasn't this the name of Lou Reed's pet project band circa 1979?

Posted by: dananjcon at November 18, 2013 12:30 PM (wmU4G)

141 He is challenging them to call an election. The mobs chanting and the crowds are all media and lefty white people. I'd vote for him if I lived in Toronto. None of the other counselors got even close to him in the last vote and he was a "Crazy guy" hated by the lefties, media and other enlightened folks when he ran. He asked for a donation to a little league football team he coaches voluntarily but he did it on city stationary so he guilty of corruption. They almost got him out on that but he beat them in court. I wouldn't be surprised if he won a snap election if it was held next week.

Posted by: Souliren at November 18, 2013 12:31 PM (MtaEH)

142 129 Intercourse, PA, is just down the road from Bird-in-Hand, PA.

True story.

---

Anywhere near a town called Two-In-Bush?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 18, 2013 04:30 PM (/Crba)

French Lick

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 18, 2013 12:31 PM (nTgAI)

143 A hot conservative to follow on Twitter.

http://tinyurl.com/mp4aoon

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 18, 2013 12:31 PM (xlX1p)

144 Is there a reason we haven't made Rob Ford an honorary Moron yet?

Posted by: Phinn at November 18, 2013 12:31 PM (KOGmz)

145 Aren't crackheads supposed to be on the more svelte side? What was Chris Farley on? I heard heroin and cocaine and booze.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 18, 2013 12:31 PM (sByIH)

146 This Ford character gets off on a different kind of crack than we are accostomed to.....

Posted by: Hillary!, Rosa DeLauro, Sally Jewell, Gina McCarthy at November 18, 2013 12:31 PM (Tb01R)

147 36 ditto

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at November 18, 2013 12:32 PM (O7L4g)

148 Funny thing is that he's been a much better mayor than the last several .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 18, 2013 04:25 PM (XWw96)

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yeah Bill.... Ford is a fiscal conservative by Cannuck standards. I dont see the MFM bringing that point up much. I wonder if they just assume that since hes Canadian he's an uber liberal. Can you imagine the hue and cry if Ford was an American Conservative mayor???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 18, 2013 12:32 PM (nELVU)

149 Just f*#king do it MSNBC; 'Rob Ford inspired by the Tea Party'

Posted by: ajl at November 18, 2013 12:32 PM (mzuzZ)

150 129 Intercourse, PA, is just down the road from Bird-in-Hand, PA.

True story.

---

Anywhere near a town called Two-In-Bush?

**

I always wanted to be Mayor of Manasses, Virginia.

Posted by: Jim McGreevy at November 18, 2013 12:32 PM (wmU4G)

151 Anywhere near a town called Two-In-Bush?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 18, 2013 04:30 PM (/Crba)

No, but it is nearby Blue Ball and Paradise, PA as well. No lie.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at November 18, 2013 12:32 PM (GrtrJ)

152 He'll be dead because of a heart attack or stroke long before his government commission decides what to do with him. Oh! and divorced

Posted by: Pocahontas' Ghost at November 18, 2013 12:33 PM (UDPvg)

153
I saw "Eat'er Pussy" open for "Finger Her Now" at Punkfest 1997.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 18, 2013 12:33 PM (nELVU)

154 Perhaps a little Canadian perspective is required here wrt the media's war on Rob Ford. You see Ford wasn't suppose to win the election for mayor, the media and the downtown elites already had their own anointed candidate, an oh so political correct gay single parent with all the right connections. The problem was he didn't win. The people, those icky folks outside of metro Toronto, voted overwhelmingly for Ford who ran on a platform of cutting waste and reform. Once in office, Ford made good his promises, he privatized the city's garbage collection, removed lobbyists from city hall etc etc. Moves certainly resisted by those with entrenched interest. Oh, by the way Ford is fat, has middle-class tastes, coaches a boys football team in his spare time, drives a huge suv and horrors of horrors, refuses to march in the annual gay pride parade. Metro Toronto is manhattan north, having an "uncouth slop " like Ford as major greatly annoyed the media and the metro toronto elites. From day one it was open warfare, imagine George bush right after he beat Gore. There was a previous attempt to "get" Ford by lawfare, a minor issued was trumpeted by some front man and a friendly judge to remove Ford from office only to have the whole scam overturned on appeal. Ford beat them. What you a seeing is the full alinsky on display, fix him, destroy him.....

Posted by: Canuk at November 18, 2013 12:33 PM (XnGFh)

155 Admit it. You're all jealous.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 18, 2013 12:33 PM (HgfyP)

156 Hizzoner just got put on a starvation diet at home. And if he's lucky, nothing worse will happen to him. Sleeping with one eye open is advised, though.

Posted by: Retread at November 18, 2013 12:33 PM (bZKG0)

157 Anyone else getting an error box from ace.mu.nu that says their device is not supported?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 18, 2013 12:33 PM (ZKzrr)

158 Doing the job American squirrels won't...

Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2013 12:33 PM (FcR7P)

159 DangerGirl....they're also near Bird-in-Hand and Intercourse, PA. I know..I lived there.

Posted by: Pocahontas' Ghost at November 18, 2013 12:34 PM (UDPvg)

160 Intercourse, PA, is just down the road from Bird-in-Hand, PA.

True story.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at November 18, 2013 04:28 PM (YmPwQ)

----------------------------------------------------

In Oklahoma, we have to go through Bowlegs to get to Ada.

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2013 12:34 PM (66ULQ)

161 157 No. On iPhone though.

Posted by: NCKate at November 18, 2013 12:34 PM (w7CQT)

162 Better to Dine , Then mess up the table cloth. Thats just me sayin..

Posted by: 7 Days in May at November 18, 2013 12:34 PM (j6DTo)

163
He may be an asshole, but he's never sucked a dick like his accusers.

Posted by: Ford Paid Henchman at November 18, 2013 12:34 PM (pJF+c)

164 I swear, I thought eating pu$$y would help me lose weight.

Posted by: Rob Ford at November 18, 2013 12:35 PM (xlX1p)

165 159 DangerGirl....they're also near Bird-in-Hand and Intercourse, PA.

I know..I lived there.

Posted by: Pocahontas' Ghost at November 18, 2013 04:34 PM (UDPvg)

I feel like I just went around in a giant circle...

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at November 18, 2013 12:35 PM (GrtrJ)

166 Yes. On Android tablet.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 18, 2013 12:35 PM (ZshNr)

167 You have to remember the left and the Canadian MFM (which is just as corrupt as the one here) have hated this guy ever since he was a councillor. He was the only fiscally responsible conservative around Toronto so they gave him the usual treatment. Harassment can make you do funny things.

Posted by: bill sometimes bill from canada at November 18, 2013 12:35 PM (t99Bi)

168 That must have been one interesting meeting at MSNBC that prompted Martin Bashir's apology to Sarah Palin. Apparently, there are some limits even there.

Posted by: jwest at November 18, 2013 12:35 PM (u2a4R)

169 I for one want to thank Chris Farley on the long con. Faking your death is a feat enough, but getting elected in-character? I tip my hat.

Posted by: CAC at November 18, 2013 12:35 PM (tcVo1)

170 I, for one, welcome, pussy-obsessed, crack-smoking, fat guy, Canadian overlords.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at November 18, 2013 12:36 PM (659DL)

171 It is Annapolis, MD.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2013 04:21 PM (oJ5Fd)

_____________________

This thing with Annapolis is that the Council has been trying to do this for years. It looks bad but really is just a timing thing.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 18, 2013 12:36 PM (32Ze2)

172 139 129 Intercourse, PA, is just down the road from Bird-in-Hand, PA.

True story.

And very close to Paradise, PA..."

Also right down the road from Climax. And not too far from Fruit Valley - no sh_t, I traveled through there on more than one occasion, back when I worked for the circus.

Posted by: West at November 18, 2013 12:36 PM (1Rgee)

173 They're all kind of far from Mauch Chunk.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at November 18, 2013 12:36 PM (YmPwQ)

174 he may be a crackhead but he oozes credibility compared to others in his profession.

Posted by: X at November 18, 2013 12:36 PM (KHo8t)

175
Fat man in a little coat.

Fat man in a little coat.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 18, 2013 12:37 PM (nELVU)

176
Bald Knob, Arkansas and Vagina, Texas are the best.

Well....maybe it's not quite vagina, but it sounds good.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 18, 2013 12:37 PM (pJF+c)

177 He told Roberts at Fox he wanted to run for PM . Higher office indeed .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 18, 2013 12:37 PM (XWw96)

178 "...an error box from ace.mu.nu that says their device is not supported?"

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ needs a beer at November 18, 2013 04:33 PM (ZKzrr)

That's what jockstraps are for.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2013 12:38 PM (oJ5Fd)

179 There was a previous attempt to "get" Ford by lawfare, a minor issued was trumpeted by some front man and a friendly judge to remove Ford from office only to have the whole scam overturned on appeal. Ford beat them.

What you a seeing is the full alinsky on display, fix him, destroy him.....

Posted by: Canuk at November 18, 2013 04:33 PM (XnGFh)

-----------------------------------------------

No excuse. His actions are bizzare. I wouldn't vote for him knowing what I do now.

Enemies or not, his behaviour would have surfaced eventually.

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2013 12:39 PM (66ULQ)

180 I look at the fat, arrogant fuck and think..."union." So too for his thugs, er, friends that whisk him away from the china shop before more harm is done.

That said, he does seem to be more than a little unhinged. Can't handle his blow-- or so it appeared from another video (hidden) in what looked like a hotel conference room. The Broke Bad Chris Christie was stomping around, seemingly coked to the gills and ranting how tough he was and what he would do to some guy. A very ugly person.

Posted by: eureka! at November 18, 2013 12:39 PM (hmMJD)

181 "Like the current case here in the US where Repub won a traditionally-Dem mayoral seat and his city council is moving to strip all mayoral powers (to be restored immediately upon election of the next Dem, but of course.)

Not defending Ford, but this whole "stripping of power" in a Democracy is a very slippery slope."

My state Capitol

One is being de-powered for drunken debauchery and malfeasance.

The other is a Republican elected in a Democratic run state with no moral or ethical issues concerning job performance. Just....the fact that he is an elected Republican.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 18, 2013 12:39 PM (NDA7a)

182 It looks bad but really is just a timing thing.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 18, 2013 04:36 PM (32Ze2)

Made extra convenient by the Republican victory.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2013 12:40 PM (oJ5Fd)

183 ACE / FORD 2016 That's the ticket.

Posted by: BuilderDoug at November 18, 2013 12:40 PM (RMArp)

184 Do you think Barry could claim to have enough pussy to eat at home while keeping a straight face?
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 18, 2013 04:15 PM (/Crba)

-----------------------------

A straight face is definitive proof that someone has not been to Mooche's Clam Bar. A crushed skull is much more suspicious.

Posted by: irright at November 18, 2013 12:40 PM (8GKDa)

185

"...an error box from ace.mu.nu that says their device is not supported?"

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ needs a beer at November 18, 2013 04:33 PM (ZKzrr)

----------------------------------------------

I keep getting the message that my computer doesn't support DOS or Basic.

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2013 12:40 PM (66ULQ)

186 And very close to Paradise, PA..." Gotta get thru the light in Blue Ball to get there.

Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2013 12:40 PM (FcR7P)

187 129 Intercourse, PA, is just down the road from Bird-in-Hand, PA.

True story.

And very close to Paradise, PA..."

Also right down the road from Climax. And not too far from Fruit Valley - no sh_t, I traveled through there on more than one occasion, back when I worked for the circus.

Posted by: West at November 18, 2013 04:36 PM (1Rgee)

___________________

Not very far from Blue Ball PA

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 18, 2013 12:40 PM (32Ze2)

188 Stay thirsty my friends.

Posted by: Rob Ford Most Interesting Man in the World at November 18, 2013 12:40 PM (dvRYt)

189 Pussy eater vs Pole smoker

Posted by: Comrade Jesse, not welcoming our socialist overlords at November 18, 2013 12:41 PM (kkbgQ)

190

I have been to Bald Knob, Arkansas.

Not as attractive as you'd think or hope given the name.

Posted by: prescient11 at November 18, 2013 12:41 PM (tVTLU)

191 The other is a Republican elected in a Democratic run state with no moral or ethical issues concerning job performance. Just....the fact that he is an elected Republican. We can't have people like ... THAT in office. How gauche! --Pelosi, Waxman, Reid and other assorted lowlifes.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 18, 2013 12:41 PM (sByIH)

192 I can picture an angry Michelle O DEMANDING he do it. In front of his Cabinet. With a riding crop in her hand. And her angry eyebrows twitching.

If she is wearing boots, that would be kinda hot. Especially if in the middle of said act TFG called her Reggie.

Posted by: Penfold at November 18, 2013 12:41 PM (Fbt5B)

193
** dons tin foil hat**

It may be just me..... but Ive NEVER seen Rob Ford and Richie Incognito together.

** tin foil hat off **

Posted by: fixerupper at November 18, 2013 12:42 PM (nELVU)

194

Honestly, Toronto needs a guy like Ford. I don't know that anywhere else in Canada could handle it, but Toronto is more than deserving of this slap to their civic pride, such as it is.. Bunch of leftwing, preening pricks.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 18, 2013 12:42 PM (4df7R)

195 Blue Ball Pa.

What a town for a teenage male to grow up in.

Virginville Pa.

Same thing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 18, 2013 12:42 PM (NDA7a)

196 I keep getting the message that my computer doesn't support DOS or Basic. Minx 0.7 alpha ASPIRES to be as user-friendly and stable as DOS.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 18, 2013 12:42 PM (sByIH)

197 Damn t-bird. Great minds and all that.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 18, 2013 12:42 PM (32Ze2)

198
It's worth the trip to Fucking, Austria just to stand beside the sign for the photo and infuriate your wife.

http://tinyurl.com/kzgrvlv

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 18, 2013 12:43 PM (pJF+c)

199 If she is wearing boots, that would be kinda hot.

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No.

It would not.

blech

Posted by: fixerupper at November 18, 2013 12:43 PM (nELVU)

200 I hope Ford sticks around. He's damned entertaining.

Posted by: irright at November 18, 2013 12:44 PM (8GKDa)

201 Toronto is more than deserving of this slap to their civic pride, such as it is. 90% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the US border. That's how much they want to be the US. Still, they pride themselves on being NOT US. Talk about issues...

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 18, 2013 12:44 PM (sByIH)

202 Eating pussy is disgusting!

Reggie and I never touch the stuff.

Posted by: Barry Obama at November 18, 2013 12:44 PM (Ul1S7)

203 I guess i should have added /sarc or mind bleach warning. Sorry, my bad.

Posted by: Penfold at November 18, 2013 12:44 PM (Fbt5B)

204 ♫ Faaaat man with a little coke...

Faaaat man with a little coke... ♫

Posted by: Rob Ford at November 18, 2013 12:44 PM (auEor)

205 What you a seeing is the full alinsky on display, fix him, destroy him....

Those fuckers tricked him into smoking crack. Just when you think the left can stoop no further, they go ahead and ruin a man's life just to score points.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 18, 2013 12:45 PM (+lsX1)

206 It's worth the trip to Fucking, Austria just to stand beside the sign for the photo and infuriate your wife.

I saw someplace that that sign is one of the most stolen in the world, unsurprisingly.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2013 12:45 PM (B/VB5)

207 Bitch set him up .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 18, 2013 12:46 PM (XWw96)

208 Oh, what difference does it make!

Posted by: The Eaten Pussy at November 18, 2013 12:46 PM (Ul1S7)

209 First you will blow me, for money

Posted by: Mel Gibson at November 18, 2013 12:46 PM (aTXUx)

210 That's how much they want to be the US. Still, they pride themselves on being NOT US. Talk about issues... A lot of people live close to Mexico. Because temperature.

Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2013 12:46 PM (FcR7P)

211 I know it's the wrong thread, but.....

I WANT MY G*DDAMN OBAMACIDE DOWNFALL VIDEO!!

That is all.
Continue to carry out the Plan Of The Day.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 18, 2013 12:47 PM (NDA7a)

212 The skit of Chris Farley being "surprised" by a switched-coffee commercial was a lot like Ford's "I'll gouge his eyes out!" rant. On YouTube, very funny.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 18, 2013 12:47 PM (ZshNr)

213 No excuse. His actions are bizzare. I wouldn't vote for him knowing what I do now.

I'd take him over Obama every day of the week, considering he's actually heard of cutting budgets.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2013 12:48 PM (B/VB5)

214 Hey, lighten up there sugar tits.

You play your cards right and I'll let you tongue by ballsack.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at November 18, 2013 12:48 PM (Ul1S7)

215 Holy crap, his brother is on the council? At some point, you have enough Fords in city government.

Posted by: no good deed at November 18, 2013 12:48 PM (k55Fc)

216 First of all, how did a large city like Toronto manage to put this guy into office in the first place. At first glance it looks like a pretty clean city

They must be batshit insane up there

Posted by: kbdabear at November 18, 2013 12:48 PM (aTXUx)

217 As much of a freak show that he has become, Ford lowered taxes and spending. I can ga-RON-TEE you had this been a progressive mayor, this story would have been on p.25 anywhere outside Toronto.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 18, 2013 12:48 PM (0LHZx)

218 Isn't there a little bit of Rob Ford in all of us?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 18, 2013 12:48 PM (wmU4G)

219 Sounds like Mayor Ford needs to attend several 12 step programs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2013 12:49 PM (23Kgq)

220 Steyn was defending Rob Ford last week. Apparently the knock on Ford by the traditional Canadian elites is based in perceptions of class status. Ford does his drug of choice in a crack den surrounded by nefarious characters while civilized elected officials keep that stuff under wraps in $5000 a night hotel suites. I'll trade President Pant Creases for Rob Ford in a second.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 18, 2013 12:50 PM (dvRYt)

221

If that gig in Toronto doesn't work out, he can always run for mayor of DC.

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at November 18, 2013 12:51 PM (aA2hG)

222 Leave the pussy, grab the cannoli.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 18, 2013 12:51 PM (T0NGe)

223 His wife looks like she's fallen from a plane with no parachute and she's weighing her options on the way down.

Posted by: --- at November 18, 2013 12:51 PM (MMC8r)

224 Mr. Ford should avoid New Mexico at all costs.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at November 18, 2013 12:51 PM (pj6Nr)

225 If that gig in Toronto doesn't work out, he can always run for mayor of DC. Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at November 18, 2013 04:51 PM (aA2hG) Too Smart Too Honest

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2013 12:51 PM (t3UFN)

226 I'd take him over Obama every day of the week, considering he's actually heard of cutting budgets.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2013 04:48 PM (B/VB5)

------------------------------------------------

It's behaviour like his, which has been adopted and approved by a large part of the US population is the reason we have such high budgets to begin with.

Immorality costs a lot of money.

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2013 12:51 PM (66ULQ)

227 If he must be replaced give the Mayor's job to Triumph the Comic Insult Dog. Toronto deserves nothing less.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 18, 2013 12:51 PM (rXcBX)

228 How Blue Ball, PA got its name: The name originates from the Blue Ball Hotel, built more than two hundred years ago, which stood on the southeast corner of the PA 23-US 322 crossroads. The inn was torn down in 1997.[2] In the early 18th century, John Wallace built a small building in Earl Town at the intersection of two Indian trails, French Creek Path (Route 23) and Paxtang (Route 322). He hung a blue ball out front and called it "The Sign of the Blue Ball." Locals soon began calling the town "Blue Ball" after the inn. In 1833, Earl Town officially changed its name to Blue Ball. During Prohibition, the inn changed its name to Blue Ball Hotel.[2]

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2013 12:52 PM (23Kgq)

229 All he has left is to start dressing like kadafi

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 18, 2013 12:52 PM (j8JLb)

230 Leave the pussy, grab the cannoli.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 18, 2013 04:51 PM (T0NGe)

I didn't know the Amish swung that way?

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2013 12:52 PM (ALOVq)

231 Bitch set me up, eh?

Posted by: I'm Rob Ford, Hoser! at November 18, 2013 12:52 PM (MMC8r)

232 I still think he'd be great as the Obamacare pitchman.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 18, 2013 12:53 PM (EGPJQ)

233 On one hand, this guy's pure entertainment. And, in looking at who the opposition was in the last mayor's race...well...I can't say the other team should have won. But I'm glad he's not mayor HERE. He'd probably fit in just fine twenty miles north, though.

Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2013 12:53 PM (o+SC1)

234

"The Sign of the Blue Ball."

It's just a picture of me.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2013 12:53 PM (ALOVq)

235 Mark Steyn on Rob Ford...
http://tinyurl.com/mj5gwoe

James Delingpole on Rob Ford...
http://tinyurl.com/q7kvgbl

And I'm guessing the protesters disrupting the council meeting were the union-supported Communists of OCAP:
blazingcatfur.blogspot.ca/2013/11/is-ocap-trying-to-setup-rob-ford.html

And here's Rob Ford amongst ordinary Torontonians and not paid activists...
http://tinyurl.com/n8arskg

Posted by: andycanuck at November 18, 2013 12:53 PM (fIgFc)

236 French President Hollande calls for advanced talks with Palestinians: 'Peace requires courage, even more than war' ??? And what does Surrender take?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2013 12:54 PM (t3UFN)

237 What Rob Ford needs to do is hire someone to spraypaint "f*g" or "n*****" on him and then Toronto will hold a candlelight vigil for him.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 18, 2013 12:54 PM (AoGUl)

238 Rob Ford to Pay Pussy

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at November 18, 2013 12:54 PM (ac/8R)

239 It's behaviour like his, which has been adopted and approved by a large part of the US population is the reason we have such high budgets to begin with. Immorality costs a lot of money. Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2013 04:51 PM (66ULQ) __________ What are your talking about? Ford smoked crack. You know what else he did? Something no mayor of Toronto had done in decades? CUT SPENDING! Yeah, but let's instead elect pure, God fearing, clean and sober types who increase spending 10% every year. Much better for society.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 18, 2013 12:54 PM (0LHZx)

240 Hey, I smoke crack I eat crack. I love crack.

You gotta fuckin' problem wit dat?

Posted by: Mr Ford at November 18, 2013 12:54 PM (Ul1S7)

241 Hey. Toronto city council is a vipers nest of true left wing nutters. Think left of Pelosi, Fat Micheal Moore is a poster boy of
" rational " thought. Rob Fords reluctantly, self described destructive behavior is more than likely going too get him a stroke or a twister or possibly both rather than being removed from office. The same people hated him as a Councillor, than as Mayor. One of the newspapers there Toronto Star has been on this guys case for years as have the networks CBC CTV etc. Its a true freak show.

Posted by: 1talkinghead at November 18, 2013 12:55 PM (ROwvD)

242

Posted by: irright at November 18, 2013 12:55 PM (pMGkg)

243 And what does Surrender take?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2013 04:54 PM (t3UFN)

----

If memory serves, about two weeks.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 18, 2013 12:56 PM (nELVU)

244 Is Rob Ford doing damage to Chris Christie's brand?

Posted by: Scott M at November 18, 2013 12:56 PM (AdBfq)

245 First of all, how did a large city like Toronto manage to put this guy into office in the first place.

Well, all of this is happening/coming out after he's already been mayor.

As city councillor, he was pretty much a "stop spending, you assholes" kind of guy, which the voting public liked. He was pretty much the only viable mayoral candidate who wasn't a hard-left ruling-class sack of shit. I don't remember him being involved in any controversy, certainly nothing remotely like any of this, before he was elected mayor.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 18, 2013 12:56 PM (LwqhW)

246

Apparently though, 'hoser' is a racial epithet, unless you end it with an 'a' sound instead of '-er'.

CORRECT USAGE:

Hoser, eh?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 18, 2013 12:56 PM (N/Sup)

247 He's nothing like Obama. He eats pussy.

Posted by: --- at November 18, 2013 12:57 PM (MMC8r)

248 Yeah, but let's instead elect pure, God fearing, clean and sober types who increase spending 10% every year.

Unpossible. They don't get elected, they lose to the coke-head progg who increases spending even more than that.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 18, 2013 12:57 PM (ZKzrr)

249 What are your talking about? Ford smoked crack. You know what else he did? Something no mayor of Toronto had done in decades? CUT SPENDING!

Yeah, but let's instead elect pure, God fearing, clean and sober types who increase spending 10% every year.

Much better for society.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 18, 2013 04:54 PM (0LHZx)

----------------------------------------------

Isn't the reason many of us like Cruz is because he's sober, moral, and wants to cut spending? How about Reagan? Same thing.

You seem to think that morality and fiscal conservativism can't be joined.

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2013 12:58 PM (66ULQ)

250
How Fucking, Austria got it's name.

During the hippie era, Bill and Hillary Clinton were traveling in Europe, and on one of their more memorable nights, they decided to do it on the steps of St. Marks Cathedral. They were interrupted by the Vicar who commented, "Fucking Americans!"

From that day forward, the town dropped the name Fiddlebright and renamed the town Fucking Americans, but eventually dropped the American part and went with Fucking, Austria.

Posted by: Austrian Historian at November 18, 2013 12:58 PM (pJF+c)

251 President Chris Christie meets with Prime Minister Rob Ford at summit; Catering Bill Destroys Both Countries

Posted by: --- at November 18, 2013 12:58 PM (MMC8r)

252 Vote Ford! A Rock in Every Pipe!

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 18, 2013 12:58 PM (ZshNr)

253 "What are your talking about? Ford smoked crack. You know what else he did? Something no mayor of Toronto had done in decades? CUT SPENDING!"

Cause?
Correlation ?
Coincidence?

We need to find out.
Cause this could possibly lead to a major shift in my support of anti-drug laws.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 18, 2013 12:58 PM (NDA7a)

254 hire someone to spraypaint "f*g" or "n*****"
on him and then Toronto will hold a candlelight vigil for him.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 18, 2013 04:54 PM (AoGUl)

*****

Fig newton?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 18, 2013 12:59 PM (N/Sup)

255 Yeah, we'd being Way Worse if we had more Rick Santorums in the federal govt.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 18, 2013 12:59 PM (AoGUl)

256 Can't handle his blow-- or so it appeared from another video (hidden) in what looked like a hotel conference room.
He was impersonating Hulk Hogan in that video just before having a charity (phoney) arm-wrestling match against Hogan held at Fan Expo. The MFM and other idiots took it as Ford making real death threats against unknown persons despite Ford repeatedly saying "brother" in the video as is Hulk's wont, someone in the room saying "in the ring" and Ford saying he'd be donating his winnings to charity besides the fact he's obviously hamming it up for the camera.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 18, 2013 12:59 PM (fIgFc)

257 Ford does his drug of choice in a crack den surrounded by nefarious characters while civilized elected officials keep that stuff under wraps in $5000 a night ~~hotel suites~~ hookers. Oh wait. That's our guys.....

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2013 12:59 PM (ndIek)

258 You seem to think that morality and fiscal conservativism can't be joined. Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2013 04:58 PM (66ULQ) ___________ No. I don't give a fuck what someone does after hours. I like Cruz for his fiscal stance. I couldn't care less what he does in his spare time.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 18, 2013 12:59 PM (0LHZx)

259 ET... DRUDGE has learned that Maria Bartiromo is jumping to FOX BUSINESS NETWORK with an announcement expected sometime soon. Sources close to the situation say there have been ongoing conversations throughout the Fall. The new deal calls for Bartiromo to anchor a daily market hours program on FOX BUSINESS. Insiders say there will be a role on FOXNEWS as well... DEVELOPING... EXCLUSIVE: MONEY HONEY MOVES TO FOX

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2013 12:59 PM (t3UFN)

260 Yeah, we'd being Way Worse if we had more Rick Santorums in the federal govt. Posted by: soothsayer at November 18, 2013 04:59 PM (AoGUl) _________ We would be.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 18, 2013 01:00 PM (0LHZx)

261

Rob Ford and Obama walk into a bar.

The bartender looked over at his fellow bartender and said " look over there, you got one lying good for nothing drug using politician who thinks he is above the law and the other the Mayor of Toronto.

Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2013 01:00 PM (m2CN7)

262 Ralph has been hated by the media in Toronto for a long time as he refused to participate in Gay Pride parades.

http://tinyurl.com/qgpamt4

This is why he is so popular in the burbs of Toronto.

They have been gunning him for a while, sadly they have found some real dirt on him.

Posted by: Pamela Foxcroft at November 18, 2013 01:01 PM (SFFn1)

263 Fig newton? We have a Windtalker at the Q!

Posted by: soothsayer at November 18, 2013 01:01 PM (AoGUl)

264 Is Rob Ford doing damage to Chris Christie's brand? Chris Farley's brand.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2013 01:02 PM (ndIek)

265 I like Cruz for his fiscal stance. I couldn't care less what he does in his spare time. Private lives have a way of intruding on public life. Additionally the way one conducts oneself in private is a fantastic indicator of ALL behavior. This is the classic definition of character.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 18, 2013 01:02 PM (sByIH)

266 No. I don't give a fuck what someone does after hours. I like Cruz for his fiscal stance. I couldn't care less what he does in his spare time.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 18, 2013 04:59 PM (0LHZx)

----------------------------------------------

Fiscal conservatism will not happen without a movement toward social conservatism. That goes for individuals and nations both.

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2013 01:03 PM (66ULQ)

267 noodt

Posted by: soothsayer at November 18, 2013 01:03 PM (AoGUl)

268 Winning!!

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 18, 2013 01:04 PM (XWw96)

269 How Fucking Austria got its name-actually: It is believed that the settlement was founded in the 6th century by Focko, a Bavarian nobleman. The existence of the village was documented for the first time in 1070 and historical records show that some twenty years later the lord was Adalpertus de Fucingin. The spelling of the name has evolved over the years; it is first recorded in historical sources with the spelling as Vucchingen in 1070, Fukching in 1303,[5] Fugkhing in 1532, and in the modern spelling Fucking in the 18th century,[6] which is pronounced with the vowel oo as in book.[2] The ending -ing is an old Germanic suffix indicating the people belonging to the root word to which it is attached, thus Fucking means "(place of) Focko's people."[7]

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2013 01:04 PM (23Kgq)

270
Once worked for the US subsidiary of a Canadian company. Been thinking about that a lot as I watch Ford in action. He is no surprise for anyone who has seen a Canadian under full sail. Bunch of children in adult bodies and some of the women were worse than the men.

The quarterly sales meetings were alcoholic bacchanalias from beginning to end and inevitably involved all the Americans standing together in a bar looking at each other out of the corner of our eyes watching the unshirted Canadians drink and roar.

Posted by: Haydare at November 18, 2013 01:04 PM (Xv7f/)

271 Why do some gay people care so much if Ford doesn't want to attend their Gay Pride parade? Heck, I know gays who don't want to attend it either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2013 01:06 PM (23Kgq)

272 What the hell is going on with Canada? I mean, I could see New York voting for a pig like this, but Canada? And what kind of a loser was that former advisor that she'd let him touch her? Don't they have recall elections in Canada?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2013 01:06 PM (QvC2u)

273 Sorry to tell you, Soona, but there were no Christian conservatives running for Toronto's mayoralty last election. And Ford's main, MSM-loved opponent was a "married" gay, "ex" coke user whose "husband" went missing a few weeks ago for a disturbing amount of time so that a police manhunt was organized to find him. He was found wandering in a drugged state in a bad area of town where crack houses are known to operate. The guy, Smitherman, also managed to lose ONE BILLION dollars trying and failing to put Ontario's healthcare records into a computer database.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 18, 2013 01:07 PM (fIgFc)

274 The Canadian MFM could teach the US MFM a lot.

Posted by: bill sometimes bill from canada at November 18, 2013 01:09 PM (t99Bi)

275 As I've posted before at the HQ:

Ford's a fiscal conservative who the MFM are trying to destroy ever since he was elected especially as his main opponent was a p.c. wet dream: a "married" gay with an adopted black child who was a Liberal cabinet minister (who managed to misplace ONE BILLION DOLLARS unsuccessfully trying to put Ontario's healthcare records in a database). BTW, he's also an "ex" coke user.

Ford's not corrupt. He's not been caught stoned or drunk during office hours. He's been doing exactly what the fuck he campaigned on and has been delivering on those campaign promises. He won by double-digits with a base in the suburbs and hasn't lost much support (so his charity bobble-heads that were announced for sale just a couple of days ago have already sold out thus the eBay sale) because he's been doing what the fuck he was elected to do even though mayors in Canada are only single votes on matters and aren't like veto-wielding governors. And all of this despite having to fight off phoney lawfare suits (all of which he's won) and the MFM at the same time.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 18, 2013 01:09 PM (fIgFc)

276 As a Westerner I have a deep and abiding, possibly pathological, hatred of all things Toronto AKA The Centre of the Universe. I hate the Maple Leafs, the Raptors, the Blue Jays and the Argonauts. I don't hate Rob Ford.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 18, 2013 01:09 PM (Xmw9g)

277 The guy, Smitherman, also managed to lose ONE BILLION dollars trying and failing to put Ontario's healthcare records into a computer database.

Yeah, but was he fat? That's all that matters around here.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 18, 2013 01:11 PM (ZKzrr)

278 Rob Ford himself is beyond all rational defense, but there is another underlying truth that should be pointed out loudly and often by conservative Canadians. An actual crackhead has been proven to be more fiscally responsible than anyone on the Canadian left.

Posted by: I Aim to Misbehave at November 18, 2013 01:12 PM (lsTVn)

279 Posted by: bill sometimes bill from canada at November 18, 2013 05:09 PM (t99Bi) In what way? Would they be attacking Ford so much if he were a liberal?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2013 01:13 PM (23Kgq)

280 Holy crap that guy is a trainwreck. We're in an alternate reality Chris Farley movie where he plays a crackhead mayor.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 18, 2013 01:17 PM (uhAkr)

281 Laws are oppressive!

Posted by: Rob Ford, freedom fighter at November 18, 2013 01:19 PM (zDsvJ)

282 Hey Barack! How does my ass taste?

Posted by: More Than Enough Michelle at November 18, 2013 01:20 PM (nbGZj)

283 The fat part was used unsuccessfully against him in the election, Heather, as seen from 5:00 minutes or so to about 9:00 minutes of this video (if you don't want to spend 25 minutes watching the entire critique of the MFM's Ford coverage):
ezralevant.com/2013/11/media-party-bias.html

Posted by: andycanuck at November 18, 2013 01:21 PM (fIgFc)

284 If nothing else, Baroque is not as bad as this guy (that we know of...and he, for sure, does not hang with females on the golf course::bathhouse::

So, there's that! We are not as bad off as Toronto!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is a genius compared to preznit at November 18, 2013 01:22 PM (baL2B)

285 #282 BTW, Y-Not, trying to remove him from the mayoralty is illegal (and unprecedented) as Ford has not been convicted of anything, which is the only way to legally remove him from office.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 18, 2013 01:26 PM (fIgFc)

286 271
Once worked for the US subsidiary of a Canadian company. Been thinking about that a lot as I watch Ford in action. He is no surprise for anyone who has seen a Canadian under full sail. Bunch of children in adult bodies and some of the women were worse than the men.

The quarterly sales meetings were alcoholic bacchanalias from beginning to end and inevitably involved all the Americans standing together in a bar looking at each other out of the corner of our eyes watching the unshirted Canadians drink and roar.

Posted by: Haydare at November 18, 2013 05:04 PM (Xv7f/)

I don't think we elected presiden Obama (twice)

Posted by: Shannow at November 18, 2013 01:31 PM (SuF6A)

287 Considering what Ford has admitted to (smoking crack, and drunkeness) seems to me that admitting to the rest is small beer. So, I gotta go with Ford's telling the truth when it comes to the accusations of sexual impropriety.

Posted by: Blake at November 18, 2013 01:32 PM (WuGBT)

288 I don't think we elected presiden Obama (twice) I don't think we did either. I think fraud elected him the second time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2013 01:33 PM (23Kgq)

289 Hi, Blake: those unsubstantiated allegations are from a police investigation run by the chief who was appointed by the former leftist-liberal mayor and police services board that was supposed to be investigating Ford's small-time pot dealer but spent more time investigating Ford than the dealers. (Released on $5,000 bail; found with 3kg of pot.) Some of the accusations in the search warrant are even contradicted by other police interviewees quoted in the same document. None of the accusations or accusers have been investigated for veracity. One of the accusers worked for the Smitherman campaign for example.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 18, 2013 01:40 PM (fIgFc)

290 Woman goes to her Ob/Gyn for her annual pelvic exam, and she undresses.

He comes into room and stoops his head down.

He says, "This is the most ample, biggest pussy I've ever seen...biggest pussy I've ever seen"

She says sheepishly "You didn't have to repeat yourself!"

He says, "I didn't!"

Posted by: berserker lurker at November 18, 2013 01:40 PM (e+w1P)

291 The only difference between Rob Ford and Marion Berry is that Rob Ford lowered taxes, so the bien pensant declare Ford must go.

Hail Rob Ford!

Posted by: PJ at November 18, 2013 01:41 PM (ZWaLo)

292 In Russia, pussy eat you.

Posted by: Jokov SmirMama at November 18, 2013 01:41 PM (Ctc7M)

293 The more time we spend on this crap, the less time we get to expose Obama supporters for the permanent damage they've done to this once great nation.

and the media is STILL making excuses for this grade AA fuckup. He's literally making shit up as he goes, and half the country is shocked that its a total clusterfuck.

New topic for consideration:

'class action' treason trial for Obama voters?

Posted by: Numlock man at November 18, 2013 02:06 PM (2TD/v)

294 Ripped from TakingHayekSeriously: "Why a crack-smoking alcoholic looked much better to Toronto voters than the leftists who had been running the city" http://t.co/iVs4sTLVuG

Posted by: BornLib at November 18, 2013 02:18 PM (zpNwC)

295 111 It seems that might be some *aheam* inconsistencies between the 911 call and actual events.

Posted by: BornLib at November 18, 2013 02:31 PM (zpNwC)

296 Once worked for the US subsidiary of a Canadian company. Been
thinking about that a lot as I watch Ford in action. He is no surprise
for anyone who has seen a Canadian under full sail.

I laughed out loud. I played golf in Palm Springs w/ Canadians last winter (from Calgary area) and full sail is the only way they fly. Absolutely a blast - like Animal House/Caddyshack for 5 days.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of one full price tibet at November 18, 2013 02:42 PM (Duk6G)

297 BTW, something our MFM hasn't been going ape-shit over recently, oddly enough, is a huge international kiddie porn bust in Canada/Ontario/Toronto that looks like it includes the Ontario Liberal government's deputy minister of education under the then minister of education and now current (unelected) lesbian premier of the province.

The cops are also investigating the current Ontario Liberal government for a one billion dollar scandal (not the other $1B scandal the ex-coke-head gay mayoral candidate lost but a NEW $1B scandal) over cancelling a natural gas power plant that had already been agreed to so they could buy votes from the NIMBY types in the riding in the last, recent election and then covering-up dealings to cancel the plant.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 18, 2013 02:53 PM (fIgFc)

298 I don't get angry when Mayor Bob smokes pot Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock

Posted by: Sublime Toronto at November 18, 2013 03:43 PM (6ahup)

299 Longtime lurker, but now that I've found a good nic, maybe I'll comment once in a while.

Posted by: Focko Smitherman at November 18, 2013 04:32 PM (mHTR3)

300 Or maybe it should be . . .

Posted by: Smitherman Focko at November 18, 2013 04:32 PM (mHTR3)

301 Nah.

Posted by: Focko Smitherman at November 18, 2013 04:33 PM (mHTR3)

302 Dear Rob Ford,

The City of San Diego thanks you!

Thankfully,

The City of San Diego

Posted by: A Thankful City, San Diego at November 18, 2013 04:45 PM (dO4Kx)

303 Olivia Gondek deleted her twitter account. Damn...

Posted by: d_fitz at November 18, 2013 06:00 PM (awRHi)

304 If he'd switch from crack to meth he'd at least lose some weight.

Just sayin'...

Posted by: creeper at November 19, 2013 06:54 AM (B4E7O)

305 Man this guy combines all the features of Obama and Cklinton! Who says the Canucks are losers?

Posted by: Veritas at November 19, 2013 01:12 PM (UOONO)

306 As a Canadian, we know this is just another leftist media pile-on of Toronto's conservative fiscally tight mayor. It's gone viral. Up here the media has been on a vendetta for years to get Ford out of the leftist's way. Two days ago the media had hundreds of their reporters harassing Ford in order to sell soap back home. When he went to a CFL game on the weekend he was MOBBED by well-wishers and fans. He's been charged with no crimes. Obama admitted doing coke while a member of the choom gang. JFK was a drug addict and a womanizer. Ted Kennedy left a woman to drown to avoid a DUI charge. These liberal politico's are worshipped by the same media excoriating conservative Ford. In Ontario Canada he is universally loved by all except the leftist unionized trough denizens. He has been charged with nothing. We don't care if he does heroin highballs and drinks a gallon of whiskey every day. As long as he keeps making the left and their media minions heads explode, we love him. Everyone else can take their hypocritical biased outrage and shove it. He's a flawed human but an honest politician, and that ain't half bad.

Posted by: Doowleb at November 20, 2013 11:04 AM (EoE58)

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