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July 07, 2013

Yelp app helps you FIND BACON...or avoid hipsters and yuppies
— Purple Avenger

Of course you could use it to find hipsters too I suppose.

Looking for bacon in San Francisco? Here's the neighborhoods where you'd find it

Curiously, when you look at London and scan for hipsters and yuppies, there doesn't seem to be too many areas where they're intensely concentrated. Austin OTOH, has a blazing hipster and yuppie hotspot.

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1 The bacon thread!!! cool

Posted by: Killerdog at July 07, 2013 09:58 AM (Oi60j)

2 Can it help you find hookers or hobos?

Posted by: Some moron at July 07, 2013 10:00 AM (Aif/5)

3 What kind of moron needs help finding bacon?

Posted by: L, elle at July 07, 2013 10:01 AM (0PiQ4)

4 I guess you won't find bacon in Dearborn.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 07, 2013 10:01 AM (BXLPR)

5 Can it help you find hookers or hobos? Or better yet- Can it help you find hookers serving hobo bacon?

Posted by: Somewhat Sorry To Offend You at July 07, 2013 10:02 AM (ZR4Xh)

6 get in mah belly, bacons!!!

Posted by: Peaches at July 07, 2013 10:02 AM (8lmkt)

7 Strange how the "PBR" and the "hipster" keyword searches almost overlap.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 07, 2013 10:03 AM (BXLPR)

8 I have found that bacon repels most hipsters [except when in an inedible form, (if that's possible) or formulated as a pastry or foo-foo cocktail].

Posted by: The Poster Formely Known as Mr. Barky at July 07, 2013 10:04 AM (6XuBY)

9 Looking at the San Francisco map, I notice the area in question is a hop, skip and a short swim away from Alcatraz. Coincidence?

Posted by: Tuna at July 07, 2013 10:04 AM (M/TDA)

10 Austin also has a healthy "ugly old men in ladies lingerie" sector.

Posted by: Lauren at July 07, 2013 10:04 AM (ikxXh)

11 Topical application of cleansing nuclear fire has been found to be the only way to deal with a hipster infestation. Take 2 nukes and call me in the morning on the shortwave.

Posted by: Dr. Not the 9'0 Clock News at July 07, 2013 10:06 AM (HAmad)

12 'Bacon' in San Francisco? That's code for something, isn't it?

Posted by: zsasz at July 07, 2013 10:07 AM (MMC8r)

13 I'll only use a divining rod to find bacon, but I'm old-fashioned. If using the correct wood, it can also be used to beat hipsters.

Pro Tip: Never use metal. It leads to chicanery, malfeasance and dancing.

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 07, 2013 10:07 AM (lq3Ak)

14
Los Angeles "hipster" map:

Echo Park
Silverlake
The Little Tokyo Arts District

Boy, spot on there....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 07, 2013 10:08 AM (kdS6q)

15 Curiously, when you look at London and scan for hipsters and yuppies, there doesn't seem to be too many areas where they're intensely concentrated.

And fish don't have a word for "water."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/b][/i][/u] at July 07, 2013 10:08 AM (CA2NO)

16 I guess you won't find bacon in Dearborn.>>

One more reason my uncle moved to Howell MI where they put Bacon on Pizza. Or maybe it was this Liquor/Deli/Pizza joint.

http://jonnasmarket.com/store.htm

Notice the giant wall of Booze.

Posted by: McGregor at July 07, 2013 10:08 AM (qo244)

17 In Chicago, it seems that 'bacon' 'romantic' and 'tourist' all sort of overlap.

I think there's some sort of really deep message there....

[bacon = love? tourist= bacon?]

Posted by: shibumi at July 07, 2013 10:09 AM (25HWz)

18 Los Angeles "hipster" map:

What, no Venice, Santa Monica, Culver City?

Posted by: Peaches at July 07, 2013 10:09 AM (8lmkt)

19 OT but for those of you into women's beach volleyball there is a quite impressive German playing on NBC.

Posted by: McGregor at July 07, 2013 10:10 AM (qo244)

20 That's a great app. I clicked on Noodles and found my kitty! He has a blog I've never known about, as well.

...Probably why ol' Noodles has been pissed.

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 07, 2013 10:14 AM (lq3Ak)

21 Think I'll see what it finds for bacon in Tel Aviv........

Posted by: Ddaland at July 07, 2013 10:15 AM (xltBu)

Happy to live in a part of Austin that has bacon, margaritas, and cheap romance but no hipsters.

Posted by: lurker #11 at July 07, 2013 10:15 AM (Ir+27)

23
...Los Angeles "hipster" map:

What, no Venice, Santa Monica, Culver City?
Posted by: Peaches

Venice and The People's Republic of Santa Monica get hot on the "yuppie" map, which is probably right. "Hipster" is pretentious bo-ho, while the beach requires real money.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 07, 2013 10:15 AM (kdS6q)

24 It so happens I read a few slices of bacon this morning.

I want to be buried in a shroud made of bacon, so that my family is actually sorry to see me go. It might even make a few of them weep.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 07, 2013 10:16 AM (cHZB7)

25 Since I don't have a smart phone, I am app-free.

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2013 10:16 AM (QupBk)

26 Knob Hill -- is that by Folsom Street?

Posted by: Asian Tourist at July 07, 2013 10:17 AM (0It32)

27 mmm... baconz

Posted by: chemjeff at July 07, 2013 10:17 AM (9GG/0)

28 O/T: Wikipedia's featured article is "Hanged, drawn and quartered" today. That's what the article is about, not what's being done to it. Wonder if that's a warning to someone...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, totally not nuking the Colonies this week at July 07, 2013 10:19 AM (m9V0o)

29 It so happens I read a few slices of bacon this morning.

Posted by: GnuBreed

What did they say? Did they predict the future?

What will happen? Is there gonna be a SMOD? Will Netflix finally have a decent movie available?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 07, 2013 10:21 AM (xvZYu)

30 Bacon? You can use it to grease up your GUN. Discuss on gun thread. Dave? Wake up.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 07, 2013 10:25 AM (wR+pz)

31 Well we went to the rental place and got two kayaks for the week. Only 65 per week, compared to like 35 bucks a day. Anyway, took them out for a spin into Pamlico Sound. Little choppy, and the kite boarders around us were getting a little too close with their plummeting wings of death, so we moseyed north. Saw a bunch of pelicans, couple sites of washed away buildings. Now it's time for a Sam Adams and then I'm popping my kayak in on the Ocean side. Dolphins spotted from shore this morning at about mid-tide, I'm going to try to time it so I'm out there for the afternoon tide. Might get lucky and see some swimming around me.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 07, 2013 10:25 AM (qbVkk)

32 Bacon is good.
Hipsters are much better, taste like dog.

Posted by: Barry at July 07, 2013 10:26 AM (I5Htn)

33 Dolphins spotted from shore this morning at about mid-tide, I'm going to try to time it so I'm out there for the afternoon tide. Might get lucky and see some swimming around me. Watch out for the Finger of Friendship.

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2013 10:27 AM (QupBk)

34 Since I don't have a smart phone, I am app-free.

Ha, me too, toby! Don't have one, don't want one, nursing the old RazR along and it's still doing quite well.

Posted by: Peaches at July 07, 2013 10:27 AM (8lmkt)

35 Don't put wieners in search.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at July 07, 2013 10:28 AM (Xy+qt)

36 32 Bacon is good.
Hipsters are much better, taste like dog.

Posted by: Barry at July 07, 2013 02:26 PM (I5Htn)

We know you don't eat bacon, ya muzzie prick.

Posted by: Killerdog at July 07, 2013 10:29 AM (Oi60j)

37 For all the bacon chatter around here, Ace should get a Certificate of Appreciation from the Hog Farmers of America.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 07, 2013 10:31 AM (qbVkk)

38 OT already -- Here's some entertaining lighter fare reading for this afternoon from the Weekly Standard.

Going Dental

http://tinyurl.com/mpone4w

Which reminds me, do all dentists learn from the same fucking script? "You're going to feel a little pressure." You mean, like the pressure from jabbing a fucking 6 inch long needle into my mouth in 6 different spots? That kind of pressure?

Harumph.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 07, 2013 10:31 AM (cHZB7)

39 that is amazingly accurate as far as Seattle and hipsters are concerned. Less so with "frat"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 07, 2013 10:32 AM (RZ8pf)

40 >> What did they say? Did they predict the future?

What will happen? Is there gonna be a SMOD? Will Netflix finally have a decent movie available?

The answer is 42, of course.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 07, 2013 10:33 AM (cHZB7)

41 Very limited selection of cities on that map.

Posted by: Bomber at July 07, 2013 10:33 AM (+Wfbd)

42 Which reminds me, do all dentists learn from the same fucking script? "You're going to feel a little pressure." You mean, like the pressure from jabbing a fucking 6 inch long needle into my mouth in 6 different spots?

Posted by: GnuBreed

Would you prefer "I'm going to decapitate you now" ?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 07, 2013 10:34 AM (xvZYu)

43 O/T: Wikipedia's featured article is "Hanged, drawn and quartered" today.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at July 07, 2013 10:34 AM (7kEYw)

44 I don't know but Siri will..

Posted by: Snail racing champion at July 07, 2013 10:35 AM (GmTxn)

45 Can it help you find hookers or hobos? Posted by: Some moron at July 07, 2013 02:00 PM (Aif/5) That's what Craigslist is for

Posted by: Creepy Craigslist Predator at July 07, 2013 10:35 AM (Vk2pI)

46 >>>> We know you don't eat bacon, ya muzzie prick.

Bacon and DC shows a big empty spot around the White House.

Posted by: Bomber at July 07, 2013 10:35 AM (+Wfbd)

47 2 Can it help you find hookers I don't know but Siri will.

Posted by: Snail racing champion at July 07, 2013 10:36 AM (GmTxn)

48 let me try again, had a misfire O/T: Wikipedia's featured article is "Hanged, drawn and quartered" today. That is in regards to a referee at a soccer match that stabbed a player to death on the field. the player's family, stoned, hug, drawn and quartered the referee and chopped his head off

Posted by: Cicero Skip at July 07, 2013 10:37 AM (7kEYw)

49 Bacon and DC shows a big empty spot around the White House.>>

Politicians feed on a different kind of pork in DC.

Posted by: McGregor at July 07, 2013 10:37 AM (qo244)

speaking of bacon, finally purchased some bacon spread from the Skillet food truck yesterday. It looks disgusting but tastes good, sweet and savory. They have a ton of recipes for using it on their website.

I am slowly getting used to the idea that food trucks are an acceptable place to get food since many high end chefs around here are now doing food trucks instead of restaurants. But, I still am not a fan of the fact that there is no place to sit and you have to wander around to find a place or eat standing up. Call me old fashioned, but I like to sit down at a table inside and get waited on.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 07, 2013 10:37 AM (RZ8pf)

51 Posted by: Barry at July 07, 2013 02:26 PM (I5Htn)

We know you don't eat bacon, ya muzzie prick.
Posted by: Killerdog at July 07, 2013 02:29

Bacon is just the pet name for the pig I married.

Posted by: Barry at July 07, 2013 10:38 AM (I5Htn)

52 the player's family, stoned, hug, drawn and quartered the referee and chopped his head off>>

In Dearborn?

Posted by: McGregor at July 07, 2013 10:38 AM (qo244)

53 42 Which reminds me, do all dentists learn from the same fucking script? "You're going to feel a little pressure." You mean, like the pressure from jabbing a fucking 6 inch long needle into my mouth in 6 different spots?

Posted by: GnuBreed

Would you prefer "I'm going to decapitate you now" ?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 07, 2013 02:34 PM (xvZYu)

The muslim dentists cure for everything:

Got a cavity? We are going to decapitate you.

Need a root canal? We are going to decapitate you.

Got bad breath? We are going to decapitate you.. And so on.

Posted by: Killerdog at July 07, 2013 10:39 AM (Oi60j)

54 OT: This is great. It is from an Egyptian explaining what happened in Egypt using 'American' names and terms as an example. http://tinyurl.com/mn9epg3

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 07, 2013 10:40 AM (X6akg)

55 That is in regards to a referee at a soccer match that stabbed a player to death on the field. the player's family, stoned, hug, drawn and quartered the referee and chopped his head off

Posted by: Cicero Skip at July 07, 2013 02:37 PM (7kEYw)

They also put the head on a spike in the middle of the field, according to the story I read yesterday. And, oddly, not Dearborn. Brazil.

Posted by: Peaches at July 07, 2013 10:41 AM (8lmkt)

56
Hmmm... Zoomed in on the LA map and apparently part of the 10 Santa Monica Fry has been renamed the Rosa Parks Fry, for absolutely no reason having anything to do with LA.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 07, 2013 10:41 AM (kdS6q)

57 I want to be buried in a shroud made of bacon, so that my family is actually sorry to see me go. It might even make a few of them weep.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 07, 2013 02:16 PM (cHZB7)

*dabs eyes with lace handkerchief* That's beautiful.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/b][/i][/u] at July 07, 2013 10:43 AM (CA2NO)

58 It's grisly and revolting, but I kinda like the murdered players' family spunk. We don't need no steenkin' trial.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 07, 2013 10:44 AM (qbVkk)

59 >> They also put the head on a spike in the middle of the field, according to the story I read yesterday. And, oddly, not Dearborn. Brazil.

Peaches, I just might watch the World Cup for the first time.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 07, 2013 10:45 AM (cHZB7)

60 That is in regards to a referee at a soccer match
that stabbed a player to death on the field. the player's family,
stoned, hug, drawn and quartered the referee and chopped his head off

Posted by: Cicero Skip at July 07, 2013 02:37 PM (7kEYw)

And people wonder why I'm just not that fond of soccer.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/b][/i][/u] at July 07, 2013 10:47 AM (CA2NO)

61 Well, thank God they killed him before they quartered him. Apparently Brazilians are more civilized than the English of old.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 07, 2013 10:48 AM (2/T/u)

62 2Â Can it help you find hookers or hobos? Posted by: Some moron at July 07, 2013 02:00 PM (Aif/5) 3Â What kind of moron needs help finding bacon? Posted by: L, elle at July 07, 2013 02:01 PM (0PiQ4) What kind of moron needs help finding hookers?

Posted by: shredded chi at July 07, 2013 10:48 AM (CbiPs)

63 Angel Hernandez will be nervously looking over his shoulder next time he's at the Braves Field.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 07, 2013 10:49 AM (qbVkk)

64 Well this is cute.

Mexican police chief killed with rifle lost in ATF gun-tracking program

LA Times: http://touch.latimes.com/#section/-1/article/p2p-76571135/

WASHINGTONÂ—A high-powered rifle lost in the ATFÂ’s Fast and Furious controversy was used to kill a Mexican police chief in the state of Jalisco earlier this year, according to internal Department of Justice records, suggesting that weapons from the failed gun-tracking operation have now made it into the hands of violent drug cartels deep inside Mexico.

Luis Lucio Rosales Astorga, the police chief in the city of Hostotipaquillo, was shot to death Jan. 29 when gunmen intercepted his patrol car and opened fire. Also killed was one of his bodyguards. His wife and a second bodyguard were wounded.

Local authorities said eight suspects in their 20s and 30s were arrested after police seized them nearby with a cache of weapons Â— rifles, grenades, handguns, helmets, bulletproof vests, uniforms and special communications equipment. The area is a hot zone for rival drug gangs, with members of three cartels fighting over turf in the region.

A semi-automatic WASR rifle, the firearm that killed the chief, was traced back to the Lone Wolf Trading Company, a gun store in Glendale, Ariz. The notation on the Department of Justice trace records said the WASR was used in a Â“HOMICIDE Â– WILLFUL Â– KILL Â–PUB OFF Â–GUNÂ” Â–ATF code for Â“Homicide, Willful Killing of a Public Official, Gun.Â”..

But what's another dead Mexican, amiright, Obammy?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/b][/i][/u] at July 07, 2013 10:51 AM (CA2NO)

65 But what's another dead Mexican, amiright, Obammy?>>

Yes the eggs omelet theory of govt.

Posted by: McGregor at July 07, 2013 10:53 AM (qo244)

I have a question for everyone. Since Obama and his Atty Sgt Schultz Holder pay no attention to the Constitution - what exactly is going to prevent him for running for a third term in office?

The Republicans? The Roberts Supreme Court? Don't make me laugh.

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observatio at July 07, 2013 10:55 AM (ylhEn)

67 Well, the Weekly Standard is reporting that Zero doesn't see a path for Immigration reform this year. Good News and bacon, too!

Posted by: ALH at July 07, 2013 10:56 AM (2LTPq)

68 Hi. Have we lynched George Zimmerman yet? I mean, it's not like the trial is anything but a fig leaf.

Posted by: George Orwell caught in the downspout at July 07, 2013 10:56 AM (mCNwt)

69 Lincoln, if you're still around... Glad you're enjoying yourself. just make sure you don't take that thing out at dusk (or dawn) - prime shark feeding time. And yes, we get them in these parts.

Posted by: shredded chi at July 07, 2013 10:57 AM (CbiPs)

70 67 Well, the Weekly Standard is reporting that Zero doesn't see a path for Immigrationreform this year. Good News and bacon, too! King Putt really wants it as a campaign issue in 2014; she doesn't much care about actually passing anything.

Posted by: George Orwell caught in the downspout at July 07, 2013 10:58 AM (mCNwt)

71 Holy shit Siri WILL look for hookers!!! Did they make my iPhone in Japan?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 07, 2013 11:00 AM (wPCF5)

72 Oblig. pointy baconz

http://tinyurl.com/k2g6je3

Posted by: chemjeff at July 07, 2013 11:00 AM (9GG/0)

73 72 Oblig. pointy baconz There goes my diet.

Posted by: George Orwell caught in the downspout at July 07, 2013 11:01 AM (mCNwt)

74 More bacon

http://tinyurl.com/ovhnqjk

Posted by: chemjeff at July 07, 2013 11:01 AM (9GG/0)

75 A gift for your serious gamer friend

http://tinyurl.com/krytapx

Posted by: chemjeff at July 07, 2013 11:03 AM (9GG/0)

76 Oblig. pointy baconz

http://tinyurl.com/k2g6je3>>

That gives a whole new meaning o I'm gonna pork the girlfriend this weekend.

Posted by: McGregor at July 07, 2013 11:03 AM (qo244)

77 Rub some bacon on it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSReSGe200A

Posted by: The Bacon Hat at July 07, 2013 11:03 AM (Vk2pI)

78 "Yelp app helps you FIND BACON"

Love bacon, hate Yelp, will continue to rely on my good old fashioned nose.

Their business model seems to consist of everything I hate about Facebook but with extra layers of corruption and extortion added on top. Yay.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 07, 2013 11:04 AM (gqT4g)

79 Evolution of the Hipster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbTI7eWaQbk

Posted by: Punch a Hipster, Ironically at July 07, 2013 11:04 AM (Vk2pI)

80 Thanks, shredded chi I'll be wary. I'm a Cape Cod boy so I'm used to the threat. I was thinking I'd be more likely to run into one on the Atlantic side, but apparently the last real big great white spotted was in the Sound a couple months ago.. Never can tell.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 07, 2013 11:04 AM (qbVkk)

81 74 More bacon http://tinyurl.com/ovhnqjk I dare that man to take a walk through a kennel.

Posted by: George Orwell caught in the downspout at July 07, 2013 11:04 AM (mCNwt)

66 I have a question for everyone. Since Obama and his Atty Sgt Schultz Holder pay no attention to the Constitution - what exactly is going to prevent him for running for a third term in office?
The Republicans? The Roberts Supreme Court? Don't make me laugh.

He will run for a third term or run Moochelle in his stead.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at July 07, 2013 11:04 AM (qLYdI)

83 The perfect Valentine's Day gift

http://tinyurl.com/ykxhfmg

Posted by: chemjeff at July 07, 2013 11:05 AM (9GG/0)

84 I'm thinking bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches for dinner tonight. Must find some home grown tomatoes though.

Posted by: Tuna at July 07, 2013 11:06 AM (M/TDA)

85 What kind of moron needs help finding hookers? Does it help with quality control?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, totally not nuking the Colonies this week at July 07, 2013 11:06 AM (m9V0o)

86 For the serious beer drinker

http://tinyurl.com/yb2m36e

Posted by: chemjeff at July 07, 2013 11:07 AM (9GG/0)

87 66 ...The Roberts Supreme Court? ... *** IT'S A TAX!!!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 07, 2013 11:08 AM (MhA4j)

88 For the gun thread

http://tinyurl.com/lwr8agu

Posted by: chemjeff at July 07, 2013 11:09 AM (9GG/0)

89 pay no attention to the Constitution - what exactly is going to prevent him for running for a third term in office?>>

Nothing since the constitution and specifically the 22nd don't ever call out the limits for an Animitronic president. He'll peel his face back and we will be stuck until his batteries run out.

Posted by: McGregor at July 07, 2013 11:09 AM (qo244)

90 Recipe: Guacamole Bacon Grilled Cheese Sandwich

http://tinyurl.com/ln7g7sa

Posted by: chemjeff at July 07, 2013 11:10 AM (9GG/0)

91 Yelp doesn't let you enter search terms, you can only search from a list? How does anyone find out the best places to buy drugs in Chicago? or the best prices, easiest terms? best place to leave the dead bodies?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 07, 2013 11:12 AM (3Sfcz)

92 Enough sitting on the deck. Just saw something pretty big take a couple leaps out of the water about 200 yards offshore.. Time to jump in and start paddling. Bye.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 07, 2013 11:14 AM (qbVkk)

93 Where to send the kids this summer

http://tinyurl.com/253twav

Posted by: chemjeff at July 07, 2013 11:14 AM (9GG/0)

94 You guys are gonna luv this: http://tinyurl.com/kmy57wp My favorite part is where Imhofe had to cancel an address to Heritage due to illness ... caused by climate change.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at July 07, 2013 11:14 AM (w45V0)

95 You know, I should have put more pork into Shakespeare's plays.

Posted by: Sir Francis Bacon at July 07, 2013 11:14 AM (mCNwt)

96 Bacon and Crossbows.

http://tinyurl.com/l4oo7vy

Posted by: McGregor at July 07, 2013 11:14 AM (qo244)

97 Happy hunting Lincolntf

Posted by: chemjeff at July 07, 2013 11:15 AM (9GG/0)

98 Paul Bunyan's skillet was so huge that the cooks greased it by tying bacon to their shoes and skating around it before cooking flapjacks.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at July 07, 2013 11:15 AM (qLYdI)

99 I understand they used a forklift to flip the pancakes.

Posted by: Sir Francis Bacon at July 07, 2013 11:16 AM (mCNwt)

100 OT: This is great. It is from an Egyptian explaining what happened in Egypt using 'American' names and terms as an example.

http://tinyurl.com/mn9epg3

Posted by: Tami at July 07, 2013 02:40 PM (X6akg)

Heh, yeah read this, it's good. I couldn't help but thinking, though -- don't give Mr. MT Skull any ideas like this, m'kay?

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 07, 2013 11:17 AM (cHZB7)

101 Fashion wear for the little'uns

http://tinyurl.com/6k9d4jt

Posted by: chemjeff at July 07, 2013 11:17 AM (9GG/0)

102 gamers up

Posted by: Vic at July 07, 2013 11:18 AM (lZvxr)

103 I don't know about bacon but the best place to find ham is either side of a hog's ass!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at July 07, 2013 11:19 AM (qLYdI)

104 I miss the football threads. And, of course, football.

Posted by: Peaches at July 07, 2013 11:19 AM (8lmkt)

105 I miss the football threads. And, of course, football.

Posted by: Peaches

You mean the Nation Pink Ribbon League of Obamacare Promoters?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 07, 2013 11:23 AM (xvZYu)

106 I remember football camp in August when I was a teenager. No water or Gatorade, salt tablets and running for two hours. Now kids die from that sh!t. Darwin was wrong

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at July 07, 2013 11:25 AM (MhA4j)

107 103 Or hanging out with Shem and Japeth.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at July 07, 2013 11:26 AM (MhA4j)

108 You mean the Nation Pink Ribbon League of Obamacare Promoters?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 07, 2013 03:23 PM (xvZYu)

I'm a Pats fan, we've got bigger problems than that, weft. Let us pray . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 07, 2013 11:28 AM (8lmkt)

109 I just bought some "Wild Bills Bacon Jerky" in the Commissary. And I am eating them with a gin and tonic--not bad

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 07, 2013 11:36 AM (gXLJL)

110 What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, unless it does kill you, then all bets are off.

Posted by: toby928© at July 07, 2013 11:46 AM (QupBk)

111 Senator Ted Cruz memorized the Constitution in high school. If you have ever wondered where he got his patriotism, look no further than these 11 minutes 44 seconds:

http://tinyurl.com/mal2wn2

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at July 07, 2013 11:48 AM (baL2B)

112 What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, unless it does kill you, then all bets are off. ---Stuff Nietzsche Said, paperback edition

Posted by: George Orwell guarding the bacon drippings in the coffee can at July 07, 2013 11:48 AM (mCNwt)

113 What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, unless it does kill you, then all bets are off.

Posted by: toby928Â© at July 07, 2013 03:46 PM (QupBk)

If it kills ya, your probably will not know it, at least for to long?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 07, 2013 11:49 AM (gXLJL)

114 The Obamas have come up with an official gift for the new Egyptian ambassador. http://is.gd/zvKTZO

Posted by: George Orwell guarding the bacon drippings in the coffee can at July 07, 2013 11:53 AM (mCNwt)

115 I went to a dentite / dentist last week who used the 1-knuckle massage technique. Believe it or not, ya don't feel the needle

maybe this dentite was just really really good

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at July 07, 2013 11:54 AM (omBWL)

116 F.N. meant to say 'Whatever doesn't kill you makes you weaker'

but he was crazy, and f*cked up the concept; totes, man; totes f*cked up

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at July 07, 2013 11:55 AM (omBWL)

117 I tried doing a Yelp Wordmap on the search term "douchebag". It replaced "douchebag" with "hipster".

Posted by: El Lurker Grande at July 07, 2013 11:57 AM (pK34t)

118 He will run for a third term or run Moochelle in his stead.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at July 07, 2013 03:04 PM (qLYdI)

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OR he'll become emperor of the UN, OR join forces with Jackson and Sharpton and agitate the US into a civil war. My guess is emperor of the UN. He wants to rule the world. His speeches since 2009 are pretty self-evident.

Posted by: Soona at July 07, 2013 11:58 AM (xrA3k)

119 Barack Obama is the Lionel Ritchie of Criss Angel.

Posted by: George Orwell guarding the bacon drippings in the coffee can at July 07, 2013 12:15 PM (mCNwt)

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