November 26, 2013

Yet Another "Bias Crime" Story Turns Out To Be A Hoax Created By the "Victim"
— Ace

A lesbian waitress claimed she hadn't been tipped by a couple after she served them dinner. She claimed they wrote on the receipt "WE HATE YOUR LIFESTYLE!!11!" or something.

Her story went viral.

First of all, wait -- this went viral? This was big news? Really? Some alleged bad behavior and rudeness is now a national news story?

Anyway, somehow she was able to start receiving donations, and she got 10,000 dollars' worth of them. One woman sent her $3,000.

For her travails.

Well, guess what: The couple accused of the Sexuality Crime (or whatever) realized she was talking about them, and objected-- noting they'd actually tipped her 20%, and, more importantly than that, they could prove it. Their Visa statement shows a payment including a tip.

And the handwriting doesn't match theirs, either.

Do watch the video to the point where the local news reporter asks the "victim" about these discrepancies, and she all but folds, offering nothing but stutters and shrugs.

Honest people, accused of lying and perpetrating a hoax, do not fold up all demurely like that. They get rather angry and hot about it. They don't just go, "Well, like, I just know, whatever."

Remember some time ago, when another Hate Crime Receipt became a big story? In that case, it was claimed that a couple had written on the receipt that they don't tip n***ers.

Yeah, that was fake too (Item 4).

How many times is the media going to fall for this?

Posted by: Ace at 12:30 PM | Comments (314)
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1 The MFM will continue to fall for this because Larger Truths blah blah blah. It should be true! We want it to be true! Waaaaaaah.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 26, 2013 12:32 PM (VtjlW)

2 Yeah, that was fake too. How many times is the media going to fall for this? Â…but accurate!

Posted by: Dan Rather at November 26, 2013 12:32 PM (Vk2pI)

3 Falling for it?   It fits their "narrative" so they'd probably fake the story themselves if they had to to push their desired agenda. 

Posted by: palerider at November 26, 2013 12:33 PM (dkExz)

4 Because H8erz!!

Posted by: claire cloggenstein, of the california cggensteins at November 26, 2013 12:33 PM (RPDkq)

5 Sites like reddit and 4chan loves these stories, drive page views, and the media laps it up without looking into it for the quick story.

Posted by: brak at November 26, 2013 12:33 PM (NaTky)

6 No server has yet to be foolish enough to lecture me on socialism.

Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2013 12:33 PM (Ua6T/)

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2013 12:33 PM (yobtO)

8 >>>Yeah, that was fake too. How many times is the media going to fall for this?<<<


Mitt Romney's fault we couldn't discover the truth.

Posted by: MFM at November 26, 2013 12:33 PM (xKK9v)

9 and they don't care if its true or not, as has been said, it fits the narrative

Posted by: brak at November 26, 2013 12:33 PM (NaTky)

10 In before the Spanish Inquisition!

Posted by: Two Fingered Toby at November 26, 2013 12:34 PM (QupBk)

11 How many times will the media fall for this?

None.  They're not fooled.  They know what's up, and it's worth it to them. 

Posted by: shillelagh at November 26, 2013 12:34 PM (hRzu2)

12 Another lying lefty lying lefty lies. Because BOOOOSH!!! and the middle class.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2013 12:34 PM (yh0zB)

13 Excuse me while I write up my new business plan. I'm going to get me some free moneys.

Posted by: Max Entropy at November 26, 2013 12:34 PM (QKYRm)

14 How many times is the media going to fall for this?





MFM: Every time. We've got an agenda to promote

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2013 12:34 PM (1Jaio)

15 Yeah, that was fake too. How many times is the media going to fall for this?

Alex, I would like "Everytime" for $1000.00. Alright, a Daily Double!!!

Posted by: Penfold at November 26, 2013 12:34 PM (Fbt5B)

16 I hate myself. Please send money.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 26, 2013 12:35 PM (vHRtU)

17 Someone at MSNBC spray-painted "cocksucking fag" on the side of my Mercedes. I now call on them to get to the bottom of all this corrosive homophobic hatred.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at November 26, 2013 12:35 PM (8ZskC)

18 News too good to question.

Posted by: Two Fingered Toby at November 26, 2013 12:35 PM (QupBk)

19 Dang. What a racket. I need to figure out what I'm a victim of. Besides my own idiocy of course. And the "white screen of death" that happens 80+% of the time when I refresh or post.

Posted by: teej at November 26, 2013 12:35 PM (ma+gB)

20 BTW I hate all liberal douchebags, not just the MarxSpewMedia.   I want to smack one upside the head right now but not badly enough to throw away my job to do it. 

Posted by: palerider at November 26, 2013 12:36 PM (dkExz)

21
They dont "fall" for it.

They run with anything fitting the approved narrative.  They are not good enough investigative reporters to cipher out if the story is true or not.  

If.... down the road.... the story doesnt pan out..... well <<shrug>>.


Then off to the next homophobicmouthbeathingsisterschlepping story to run with.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 26, 2013 12:36 PM (nELVU)

22 Who knew H8 crime victimhood would be a cottage industry.

Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 26, 2013 12:37 PM (nsl5Y)

23

I understand she/he  had a pay pal account established immediately, for donations. 

Posted by: redenzo at November 26, 2013 12:37 PM (bMeMt)

24 How the fuck does someone tell a girl is a Lesbian by looking at her? Does she wear a big "I am a Lesbian" sign or something?

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 26, 2013 12:37 PM (bb5+k)

25 Yeah, tell us about it.

Posted by: The Duke Lacrosse Team at November 26, 2013 12:37 PM (8ZskC)

26 See "Graham's number" ~~ Is it smaller than mine?

Posted by: Avogadro at November 26, 2013 12:37 PM (Ua6T/)

27 Dammit! Again?

Posted by: The MFM at November 26, 2013 12:37 PM (/djtm)

28 A friend on FB posted this on his page a last week or when ever the Bullshit Story broke and I was the only one who offered caution since it looked like BS to me. Liberals are so predictable.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2013 12:38 PM (t3UFN)

29

Fake but accurate!

It's kind of like when NBC blew up that chevy truck.

It totes could happen.

Serious you guys!

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 26, 2013 12:38 PM (QM5S2)

30 I love lesbian crime stories.



Posted by: dananjcon at November 26, 2013 12:38 PM (wmU4G)

31 Someone in the puss force is AWOL.

Posted by: 'o wicked wanda at November 26, 2013 12:38 PM (bMeMt)

32

To answer your question:  Every time "falling for it" pushes their agenda.  Let's face it, WAY more people will have read the original story than the correction/retraction, and these a**holes know it.

That waitress should be fired.  She's a liar, thief and fraud.  Maybe a little consequence payback should be on the menu.

Posted by: Biblio at November 26, 2013 12:38 PM (7o8VY)

33 And I want to see her DD214 also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2013 12:38 PM (t3UFN)

34 It wasn't the media who sent this silly skank $10,000+ in donations for her phony hurt feelings over an insult that she most likely wrote herself. When are people going to realize that the media has an agenda, and that that agenda has very little, if anything, to do with reporting actual facts?

Posted by: Trivial Pursuer at November 26, 2013 12:38 PM (/sohm)

35
"First of all, wait -- this went viral? This was big news? Really? Some alleged bad behavior and rudeness is now a national news story?"

yeah, and go figure, they couldn't figure fuck all about the take over of the health care system.

Simply too HARD to figure all out and shit.



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Bunnies at November 26, 2013 12:38 PM (xggaJ)

36 Fake, but accurate!

Posted by: Dan Rather at November 26, 2013 12:38 PM (FcR7P)

37
In before the Spanish Inquisition!

Posted by: Two Fingered Toby at November 26, 2013 04:34 PM (QupBk)











Didn't expect that. Then again, nobody does.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2013 12:39 PM (TIIx5)

38 As long as they think they can shame people.

I have a question: in what dream world would anyone, using a credit card that has either one's own name or one's company's, leave a note containing a slur?
In this day and age, who would be that stupid?

Posted by: Dianna at November 26, 2013 12:39 PM (DV/Ik)

39 Yep, the Knockout Game (aka Polar Bear Hunting) has been going on for years. Years! It took multiple deaths and multiple comas before the media even started to sniff at the stories. And even now some are claiming there's no such thing, that the Knockout Game is a fake right-wing moral panic. But a rude message on a tip that obliquely references "lifestyle" (maybe they meant drug use) and seems vaguely anti-gay ... immediate national story! No time for investigation. Another white dude brained and in a coma? Local crime story. Let's not jump to conclusions. Let's not let white privilege assume a racial motive for the black dudes caving in the white dude's skull while calling him a faggot-ass white boy. I'm sure there's some innocent explanation.

Posted by: Media Nazis at November 26, 2013 12:39 PM (ZPrif)

40 and btw, It's All Bullshit

Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 26, 2013 12:39 PM (nsl5Y)

41 How many times is the media going to fall for this?

Until their are no more victims in our Glorious Socialist Paradise, comrade.

Posted by: Your average leftie [/i] [/b] at November 26, 2013 12:39 PM (nq+/u)

42 "Lesbian Waitress Gets Rude Note" was a national news story. Multiple "Knock Out Game" Assaults by gangs on innocent victims; apparently just a local crime story of no interest to the national media.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at November 26, 2013 12:39 PM (QXlbZ)

43 "How many times is the media going to fall for this?" Until it no longer is populated by the multi-culti dimwits that currently populate it. These types of stories fill a need within their screwed up heads. They want stories like these to be true. They need stories like these to justify their bigoted and ignorant thinking about flyover country.

Posted by: NotCoach at November 26, 2013 12:39 PM (rsudF)

44 Someone in the puss force is AWOL. Posted by: 'o wicked wanda Nice.

Posted by: that guy that compliments other's obscure cultural references at November 26, 2013 12:40 PM (QupBk)

45 I haven't read all the comments, but...did anyone notice at the article, the picture of the reciepts?  One says "merchant copy", the other says "customer copy"? 

Posted by: jem at November 26, 2013 12:40 PM (fM4kr)

46 Oh God, I cannot stand to read one more tweet from Piers...he's on his gun control rant again...

Posted by: KWdreaming at November 26, 2013 12:40 PM (8QW0x)

47

The only truth there is to these folks is what they want.

They have no goddamn clue about the real world.

Obama is a fnatasy, a guy with a bulge and nice slacks who they LUST after .

Cuz he's black, and shit, and we know...oppression.

The whole thing is one gigantic circle jerk.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Bunnies at November 26, 2013 12:40 PM (xggaJ)

48 But breeders are still full of hate. Narrative. Etc.

Posted by: NCKate at November 26, 2013 12:40 PM (O2J+t)

49 Hey, you try to fill a 24-hour news cycle with new attack angles on Republicans every day.

Posted by: Cable News at November 26, 2013 12:40 PM (IiIqD)

50 Pictures, or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 26, 2013 12:40 PM (wTPGq)

51 If Luka Magnotta hadn't videotaped and broadcasted the murder and eating of his lover, he might have gotten some mileage out of the media for 'someone hates our lifestyle' TM

Posted by: Comrade J at November 26, 2013 12:40 PM (6kkPP)

52 The only truth is the greater narrative that straight, White, cis-gendered, or male persons are evil oppressors.

Posted by: Typical Cultural Marxist at November 26, 2013 12:40 PM (Vk2pI)

53 As urban legends go, this one is pretty lame.  I know the story has to unfold as it does, but logic tells you that if a couple of bigots (and they DO exist) did not want to be served by the (fill in whatever category you wish, based on race, gender, religion, orientation, etc) they would have protested BEFORE letting that  person handle their food.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2013 12:41 PM (TOk1P)

54 How the fuck does someone tell a girl is a Lesbian by looking at her?

Maybe she was wearing a softball uniform.

Posted by: dantesed at November 26, 2013 12:41 PM (qGM8J)

55 "How many times is the media going to fall for this?"
_______________________

The premise is wrong - they're not "falling" for anything, but rather promoting something, which is why it doesn't get the scrutiny of, say, a Republican claiming "it is raining outside." Therefore, they'll "fall" for it for as long as it helps the narrative.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 26, 2013 12:41 PM (nnkXw)

56 How many times is the media going to fall for this? We don't have to believe it or prove it, we just have to like it.

Posted by: The MFM at November 26, 2013 12:41 PM (FcR7P)

57

Because people all across this country everyday are inquiring about their server's sexuality, judging them based upon that, stiffing them a tip, and, then leaving nasty notes to them. 

 

Everyday.  Everywhere. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2013 12:41 PM (LA7Cm)

58 Claremont College: White female professor is "enraged" that she would be suspected of painting racist graffiti on her own car: http://tinyurl.com/7saqgyx


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2013 12:41 PM (8ZskC)

59 Sounds like someone was screaming for attention. And style/fashion tips, she a walking cliche' FFS.


Posted by: dananjcon at November 26, 2013 12:41 PM (wmU4G)

60 Can't she be arrested for fraud if she set up a paypal account. She is a con artist grifter.

Posted by: Madamex at November 26, 2013 12:41 PM (islXR)

61 Extra sweet - the husband says they didnt vote for Krispy Creme b/c he didnt support ghey marriage.  

Posted by: McCool at November 26, 2013 12:42 PM (nCSwS)

62

So she gets mad at them thinking she was a guy and commits fraud because of it. Brilliant!

Posted by: Maximus at November 26, 2013 12:42 PM (P9anf)

63 Posted by: teej at November 26, 2013 04:35 PM (ma+gB) That's been happening with my Kindle as well for about three weeks. Sometimes a new "refresh" helps but I've found that if I *stop* the refresh immediately it stops the white-screen-of-death from happening.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2013 12:42 PM (GDulk)

64
How the fuck does someone tell a girl is a Lesbian by looking at her?


Does she wear a big "I am a Lesbian" sign or something?


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 26, 2013 04:37 PM (bb5+k)











Well, there was a photo of her floating around in these stories. Beefy, manclothes, buzzcut, gauged earlobes etc. Not quite a sign in plain English, but definitive enough to bet on.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2013 12:42 PM (TIIx5)

65 It's liberalism 101. Run a fake bias story, and retract it in a way that 95% misses it and still think it happened. Then use the public perception of pervasive bigotry to accuse your political opponents of it whenever they raise objections to your policies.

Posted by: Connie at November 26, 2013 12:42 PM (CkjRf)

66 Maybe she was wearing a softball uniform. Lumberjack.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 26, 2013 12:42 PM (QupBk)

67 Did anyone suggest last week that the scum-of-the-earth who wrote that on the receipt should be beaten within an inch of their lives? Because I want on that bandwagon.

Posted by: t-bird at November 26, 2013 12:42 PM (FcR7P)

68

How the fuck does someone tell a girl is a Lesbian by looking at her?

 

 

 

 

Cankles

 

Posted by: McCool at November 26, 2013 12:43 PM (nCSwS)

69 It wasn't really a lie, it was a "countermyth".

See, it could've happened, so she actually did society a favor by raising awareness about the horrors of discrimination against the LGBT community.

/leftist

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 26, 2013 12:43 PM (SY2Kh)

70 Oh. She's butt ugly. That's how you can tell.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 26, 2013 12:43 PM (bb5+k)

71 OT, Ace, this is too much! Iran: White House Lying About Details of Nuke Deal http://freebeacon.com/iran-white-house-lying-about-details-of-nuke-deal/

Posted by: USA at November 26, 2013 12:43 PM (VIaw0)

72 How many times is the media going to fall for this? As many times as it takes to get one right.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at November 26, 2013 12:43 PM (+InBv)

73 I take this as a sign of social progress. If there were actual racist/homophobic widespread problems it wouldn't be necessary to invent these types of events. -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 26, 2013 12:43 PM (19AvL)

74 I don't tip dagos.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 26, 2013 12:43 PM (CJjw5)

75 Dude.  The media didn't "fall for it."

They are actively in on the con.

Posted by: Troll Feeder begs for a question at November 26, 2013 12:43 PM (cwAH0)

76 If you waitress looks like a pipefitter, she may be a lesbian.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 26, 2013 12:43 PM (QupBk)

77 65 It's liberalism 101. Run a fake bias story, and retract it in a way that 95% misses it and still think it happened. Then use the public perception of pervasive bigotry to accuse your political opponents of it whenever they raise objections to your policies. Posted by: Connie at November 26, 2013 04:42 PM (CkjRf) Yup. Ever hear of that "Rule of Thumb" stuff the feminists were spouting? That was made up bullshit.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 26, 2013 12:44 PM (bb5+k)

78 She claims to be donating all of the money she is sent to charity for veterans. I'd like to see the receipts, please.

Posted by: red sweater at November 26, 2013 12:45 PM (Djwm9)

79

"they're not "falling" for anything, but rather promoting something,.."

 

True.  The story doesn't have to be real and the facts are whatever you make of them.........it's the message that's being delivered that's what matter. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2013 12:45 PM (LA7Cm)

80 "We don't have to believe it or prove it, we just have to like it."

___________________________

I think you're on to something else here - the burden of proof and production is always on the side that is injured by the hoax in the first part. Couldn't the news media originally have asked to check the restaurant's books and records to confirm that the guests really only did pay the total without tip? Why does the party confirming the narrative always meet its burden with bald allegations and easily faked "proof?"

How many of these stories are false but are allowed to be out in the ether because the media doesn't do any due diligence first, and the party with the contrary proof just doesn't want to get involved?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 26, 2013 12:45 PM (nnkXw)

81 "60 Can't she be arrested for fraud if she set up a paypal account. She is a con artist grifter. Posted by: Madamex at November 26, 2013 04:41 PM (islXR)" I would say yes. I can't see a difference between this and some clearly illegal con.

Posted by: NotCoach at November 26, 2013 12:45 PM (rsudF)

82 How many times is the media going to fall for this? Ace, always remember: Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2013 12:45 PM (cUARf)

83 OFA Leftard at Oberlin college student found posting racist flyers around Oberlin College. http://tinyurl.com/k4ostfg 

But TEA PARTY!!!!!111!1!1

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2013 12:45 PM (8ZskC)

84 Did anyone suggest last week that the scum-of-the-earth who wrote that on the receipt should be beaten within an inch of their lives? Because I want on that bandwagon. ISWYDT

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 26, 2013 12:45 PM (QupBk)

85 How the fuck does someone tell a girl is a Lesbian by looking at her?
-----------------------------------------------

Rug burns on her nose.

Posted by: irright at November 26, 2013 12:46 PM (8GKDa)

86 Is it just me, or am I the only person to dine at restaurants where the servers DON'T inform me of their sexual preferences before the telling me about the entree specials?

Posted by: RS at November 26, 2013 12:46 PM (YAGV/)

87 I usually pay by credit card and tip in cash.  Never again.

Posted by: buzz at November 26, 2013 12:46 PM (i27M5)

88 I'm not saying you're a lesbian, but you are wearing a lesbian's uniform.

Posted by: Dave Chappelle at November 26, 2013 12:46 PM (ZPrif)

89  If you waitress looks like a pipefitter, she may be a lesbian.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 26, 2013 04:43 PM (QupBk)

 

Wearing keys on the belt and a wallet with a chain. mens Dickies pants, 10/90 haircut.  Good chance. 

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 26, 2013 12:46 PM (nTgAI)

90 It's like they're killing Matthew Shepard all over again.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2013 12:47 PM (g1DWB)

91 You'd think someone would have been a little suspicious that the woman had set up a pay pal account right away but noooooooooo. And will she lose her job? Probably not if she's a protected class andr she'll go onto the next restaurant a couple of years from now and pull the same stunt again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2013 12:47 PM (23Kgq)

92 Can't she be arrested for fraud if she set up a paypal account. She is a con artist grifter.

Posted by: Madamex at November 26, 2013 04:41 PM (islXR)

**



That would imply she has brains. The money she grifted was just a cherry on the pie of her look at me I'm gay and I want respect!!11!! campaign.




Posted by: dananjcon at November 26, 2013 12:47 PM (wmU4G)

93 How many of these stories are false but are allowed to be out in the ether because the media doesn't do any due diligence first, and the party with the contrary proof just doesn't want to get involved? Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 26, 2013 04:45 PM (nnkXw) due diligence. never heard of it!

Posted by: Charlie Gibson[/i][/u][/b] at November 26, 2013 12:47 PM (Qxe/p)

94 "73 I take this as a sign of social progress. If there were actual racist/homophobic widespread problems it wouldn't be necessary to invent these types of events. - Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 26, 2013 04:43 PM (19AvL)" That's why they hate us even more. We refuse to conform to their stereotyping.

Posted by: NotCoach at November 26, 2013 12:47 PM (rsudF)

95
How the fuck does someone tell a girl is a Lesbian by looking at her?



Her Wellesley College sweatshirt?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2013 12:47 PM (kdS6q)

96

Are you telling me that people lie for personal gain even to push their own agenda?!

 

By Jove, I fail to believe that.

Posted by: Austin in TX at November 26, 2013 12:47 PM (lKVc4)

97 University of Wyoming coed posts misogynistic rape threats on her own FB page, credits it to a Republican. http://tinyurl.com/n64fvar

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2013 12:47 PM (8ZskC)

98 s it just me, or am I the only person to dine at restaurants where the servers DON'T inform me of their sexual preferences before the telling me about the entree specials? Try the fish taco.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 26, 2013 12:47 PM (QupBk)

99 Yup. Ever hear of that "Rule of Thumb" stuff the feminists were spouting? That was made up bullshit. --- As wide as your thumb, huh? Doesn't sound big enough. Should have been "rule of wrist" instead.

Posted by: Connor and Murphy McManus at November 26, 2013 12:47 PM (/Crba)

100

"Is it just me, or am I the only person to dine at restaurants where the servers DON'T inform me of their sexual preferences before the telling me about the entree specials?"

 

Ya know, as hard to believe as it may seem and I know it sounds crazy, me either. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2013 12:48 PM (LA7Cm)

101 Well, there was a photo of her floating around in these stories. Beefy, manclothes, buzzcut, gauged earlobes etc. Not quite a sign in plain English, but definitive enough to bet on. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2013 04:42 PM (TIIx5) Yeah, I just saw a picture. Like I said, butt ugly. Of course she's a Lesbian, and making every effort to advertise it. They should have said "bull dyke." That would have made more sense.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 26, 2013 12:49 PM (bb5+k)

102 How the fuck does someone tell a girl is a Lesbian by looking at her? ----------------------------------------------- Rug burns on her nose. Posted by: irright That omly proves an infinity for doggie style.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2013 12:49 PM (cUARf)

103 96 How the fuck does someone tell a girl is a Lesbian by looking at her? Her Wellesley College sweatshirt? --- PAT-rick! It's the Sarah Lawrence GUYS who are gay, not girls!

Posted by: Elizabeth the Yuippie at November 26, 2013 12:49 PM (/Crba)

104

Yeah, that was fake too.

How many times is the media going to fall for this?

 

---------------------------------------------

 

 

Until the regime is satisfied that everyone is toeing the leftist line.

 

Three more years.

 

Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2013 12:49 PM (FtgP2)

105 Ya know, as hard to believe as it may seem and I know it sounds crazy, me either. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2013 04:48 PM (LA7Cm) That's always the first question I ask!

Posted by: jwb7605[/i][/u][/b] at November 26, 2013 12:49 PM (Qxe/p)

106 Subarus and Indigo Girls CDs half-off through Friday!

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 26, 2013 12:49 PM (pj6Nr)

107 Posted by: KWdreaming at November 26, 2013 04:40 PM (8QW0x) Why subject yourself? He's right there with the lying lesbo FORMER Marine on my give a shit o meter.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 26, 2013 12:49 PM (/djtm)

108 Yes, that's true - even here in the Bay Area, even in San Francisco - I may have guessed my server's preference, but I've never been told about it.

Posted by: Dianna at November 26, 2013 12:49 PM (DV/Ik)

109

There's some type of mental disorder (narcissistic disorder? attention seeking disorder?) that causes people to assume the mantel of victimhood to get attention, even if it means physically or mentally harming themselves. 

 

Oh wait... I remember now...it's called liberalism.

 

 

Posted by: LASue at November 26, 2013 12:49 PM (pWeX5)

110 If your waitress scratches her balls while taking your order...Its time to leave.


Posted by: dananjcon at November 26, 2013 12:50 PM (wmU4G)

111 The couple was told their server would be "Dan". Actual server was lesbian named "Dana". Couple called her "Dan" when she first got to the table, probably made a joke about the confusion, Dana got all offended and outraged and decided to smear and slander the couple. And to make some quick cash.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 26, 2013 12:50 PM (ZPrif)

112 It's like they're killing Matthew Shepard all over again.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2013 04:47 PM (g1DWB)

**


Heheh I laughed.



Posted by: dananjcon at November 26, 2013 12:50 PM (wmU4G)

113 33 And I want to see her DD214 also Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2013 04:38 PM (t3UFN) Kinda curious about that myself. Girlfriend of mine posted this thing on FB when it was first appeared. I told her I would bet my home it was false. Yeah,..... yay me. FULL DISCLOSURE: She absolutely hates it when I beat her at anything. We're very competitive. ...and she's a fucking pAcKer!!11!! fan to boot so, double bonus points awarded and we'll .......*ahem*....and make-up in about a week, or so.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at November 26, 2013 12:51 PM (m4Zrr)

114
I take this as a sign of social progress. If there were actual racist/homophobic widespread problems it wouldn't be necessary to invent these types of events.
Posted by: BumperStickerist




A plague of self-victimization and publicity hounding doesn't seem like a sign of social progress.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2013 12:51 PM (kdS6q)

115 How the fuck does someone tell a girl is a Lesbian by looking at her?

She won't let the women order the schnitzengruben.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2013 12:51 PM (8ZskC)

116 113 It's like they're killing Matthew Shepard all over again. Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2013 04:47 PM (g1DWB) --- Got Meth?

Posted by: Zombie Matthew Shepard at November 26, 2013 12:51 PM (/Crba)

117 The couple was told their server would be "Dan".
Actual server was lesbian named "Dana".

Couple called her "Dan" when she first got to the table, probably made a joke about the confusion, Dana got all offended and outraged and decided to smear and slander the couple. And to make some quick cash.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 26, 2013 04:50 PM (ZPrif)

**


Wow thats funneh...I too am a lesbian named Dana.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 26, 2013 12:51 PM (wmU4G)

118 How the fuck does someone tell a girl is a Lesbian by looking at her? --------------------------- Thumb ring. Only lesbians wear thumb rings.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 26, 2013 12:51 PM (CJjw5)

119 83 OFA Leftard at Oberlin college student found posting racist flyers around Oberlin College. http://tinyurl.com/k4ostfg But TEA PARTY!!!!!111!1!1 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2013 04:45 PM (8ZskC) Anyone ever read "Bill the Galactic Hero"? Turns out that all the Enemy spies were working for the Government. They were all trying to lure out other enemy spies.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 26, 2013 12:52 PM (bb5+k)

120 If your waitress scratches her balls while taking your order...Its time to leave ....Bangkok......

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2013 12:52 PM (cUARf)

121 "Hi, my name's Melissa and I'll be your server tonight. We've got a special on Cannelloni and I've got a strap-on in the glove compartment of my car."

Posted by: RS at November 26, 2013 12:52 PM (YAGV/)

122 I don't tip waitresses who look like Fred Flintstone.  I hate that guy.

Posted by: Dang at November 26, 2013 12:52 PM (YWXTN)

123 I watched the lyin' lezbo on the Today Show this morning. Body language all wrong for a truth-teller. More interesting is her slouch. Hardly ex-military at all. One 'golden rule' of editing/proofreading. Once you find one mistake, look twice as hard for more. After the first type (or lie, in this case) the odds that are more rises exponentially. So I'm surmising the ex-military is more BS.

Posted by: Recovering Businessperson [/i] at November 26, 2013 12:52 PM (1H61p)

124 118 The couple was told their server would be "Dan". Actual server was lesbian named "Dana". Couple called her "Dan" when she first got to the table, probably made a joke about the confusion, Dana got all offended and outraged and decided to smear and slander the couple. And to make some quick cash. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 26, 2013 04:50 PM (ZPrif) ** Wow thats funneh...I too am a lesbian named Dana. --- THERE IS NO DANA, ONLY ZUUL~!

Posted by: Dana Barrett at November 26, 2013 12:52 PM (/Crba)

125

"How many times  is  the media  going to   fall for this?"

 

 

 

uh, each and every time?  What do I win.  Did I win?  I must have won this one.   Surely.

Posted by: Cold Count de Monet at November 26, 2013 12:53 PM (BAS5M)

126 How many times is the media going to fall for this?
-
The answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind.
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 26, 2013 12:53 PM (XUKZU)

127 Got Meth?

Posted by: Zombie Matthew Shepard at November 26, 2013 04:51 PM (/Crba)


You are laughing. Most of them are on something. (according to one of the surveys recently put out to promote 'someone hates our lifestyle' TM)

Posted by: Comrade J at November 26, 2013 12:53 PM (6kkPP)

128 You know that moment when you realize you have nothing left productive in your brain to share with peers, and you just start babbling about stupid stories and sharing songs... Yeah that's where I'm at right now. But the lesbian thing, There was a five year period in my 20's that I got hit on by girls all the time, I couldn't figure it out, I liked boys, but I started to question what kinda vibe I was given off. I even had one girl follow me around a party for 3 hours begging to "hang out". Now that I'm older, I don't have that problem so much, but still could never figure it out.

Posted by: spypeach at November 26, 2013 12:53 PM (10H0T)

129 Many people want to be victims so badly they'll invent fake stuff. Somebody says to them, "Oh, we were told you were a Dan, not a Dana.", and they go so nuts that 5 minutes later they really think they heard that white suburban couple go on a tirade about queers and lesbos and Jesus and no tip for you, you fucking rug-muncher freak! They add so many fake details they Obamatize it -- they believe their own bullshit. Costanza defense!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 26, 2013 12:54 PM (ZPrif)

130 There is no Dana, only LOOOOL.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 26, 2013 12:54 PM (nq+/u)

131 The facts are irrelevant due to the seriousness of the charge.

Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2013 12:54 PM (FtgP2)

132

The media falls for this shit for two reasons:

1. They want it to be true.

2. They are dumb as a box of bat dicks.

Posted by: maddogg at November 26, 2013 12:54 PM (xWW96)

133 The Media will fall for it precisely as many times as they get story out of it that bolsters their cause while creating the impression that everyone that's against them is a bigot.  It's a triple-win for them, they get attention, they denigrate the opposition, and they further their cause.  If it's a lie, all you have to do is publish a retraction somewhere in the bowels of your website where nobody will ever see it, or on page 47G of your paper.  If that's not enough to cover the lie, then you get to blame the originator as you try to wash your hands of it.

Posted by: Cato at November 26, 2013 12:54 PM (i+Vw2)

134 >But the lesbian thing, There was a five year period in my 20's that I got hit on by girls all the time, I couldn't figure it out, I liked boys, but I started to question what kinda vibe I was given off. I even had one girl follow me around a party for 3 hours begging to "hang out". Now that I'm older, I don't have that problem so much, but still could never figure it out.

Posted by: spypeach at November 26, 2013 04:53 PM (10H0T)<




Go on.....

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 26, 2013 12:54 PM (KjlbF)

135 Wearing keys on the belt and a wallet with a chain. mens Dickies pants, 10/90 haircut. Good chance. Posted by: The Jackhole at November 26, 2013 04:46 PM (nTgAI) And what do you suppose she'd be wearing if the norm was for men to wear dresses?

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 26, 2013 12:54 PM (bb5+k)

136
Only lesbians wear thumb rings.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff




Anthony Bourdain sports one, now that he's gone full liberal d-bag.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2013 12:54 PM (kdS6q)

137 Come on people! The waitress didn't CHOOSE to be a liar! She was born that way. If you don't like liars, just don't be one!

Posted by: UWP at November 26, 2013 12:54 PM (fdXMW)

138 Wow thats funneh...I too am a lesbian named Dana. Offended? Call 1-800-UCANSUE* *not licensed in all 57 states

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 26, 2013 12:54 PM (QupBk)

139 Well, then, shouldn't all the do gooders on the interwebs be sending money to the numerous victims of Alec Baldwins homophobic hate crimes? Seriously, why aren't these caring individuals helping to comfort Alec's victims with cash?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2013 12:55 PM (6da/j)

140 But the lesbian thing, There was a five year period in my 20's that I got hit on by girls all the time, I couldn't figure it out, I liked boys, but I started to question what kinda vibe I was given off.

Hmm. Plaid flannel shirts?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2013 12:55 PM (8ZskC)

141 "How many times is the media going to fall for this?" uh, each and every time? What do I win. Did I win? I must have won this one. Surely. Is it still considered "falling" when they are pushing???

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2013 12:55 PM (cUARf)

142 The media falls for this shit for two reasons:
1. They want it to be true.
2. They are dumb as a box of bat dicks.

Posted by: maddogg at November 26, 2013 04:54 PM (xWW96)



Wizards First Rule.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2013 12:55 PM (yh0zB)

143 The couple was told their server would be "Dan". The other employees in the restaurant didn't know her name?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2013 12:55 PM (23Kgq)

144 135 >But the lesbian thing, There was a five year period
in my 20's that I got hit on by girls all the time, I couldn't figure it
out, I liked boys, but I started to question what kinda vibe I was
given off. I even had one girl follow me around a party for 3 hours
begging to "hang out". Now that I'm older, I don't have that problem so
much, but still could never figure it out.

Posted by: spypeach at November 26, 2013 04:53 PM (10H0T)<


Go on.....
******


Wait, wait, hang on a second. Ok, now go on.

Posted by: . at November 26, 2013 12:55 PM (pj6Nr)

145 How the fuck does someone tell a girl is a Lesbian by looking at her?


She said the tuna was finger lickin' good.

Posted by: Dang at November 26, 2013 12:56 PM (YWXTN)

146 Anthony Bourdain sports one, now that he's gone full liberal d-bag. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2013 04:54 PM (kdS6q) ------------------------- And she's a lesbian if I've ever seen one.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 26, 2013 12:56 PM (CJjw5)

147 So I'm surmising the ex-military is more BS. Posted by: Recovering Businessperson at November 26, 2013 04:52 PM (1H61p) Magic 8 ball sez: Duh....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at November 26, 2013 12:56 PM (m4Zrr)

148  I even had one girl follow me around a party for 3 hours begging to "hang out". Now that I'm older, I don't have that problem so much, but still could never figure it out.

Posted by: spypeach at November 26, 2013 04:53 PM (10H0T)

 

 

---------------------------------------------

 

 

It might have been the motorcycle jacket  and the assless chaps  you were wearing.

 

 

I keed!  I keed!

Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2013 12:56 PM (FtgP2)

149 I usually pay by credit card and tip in cash. Never again. Posted by: buzz at November 26, 2013 04:46 PM (i27M5) that's how my dad taught me- tips in cash

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2013 12:56 PM (t3UFN)

150 128 Got Meth? Posted by: Zombie Matthew Shepard at November 26, 2013 04:51 PM (/Crba) You are laughing. Most of them are on something. (according to one of the surveys recently put out to promote 'someone hates our lifestyle' TM) --- I mention meth because of the recent book showing that, in fact, Sheperd was killed over a drug deal.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 26, 2013 12:57 PM (/Crba)

151 The couple was told their server would be "Dan".

The other employees in the restaurant didn't know her name?


Well, we do, but she kind of looks more like, you know, a Dan.

Posted by: The Other Employees In The Restaurant at November 26, 2013 12:57 PM (8ZskC)

152 You know, perhaps it's a good things these attention hounds are doing this. Pretty soon all these fake claims will just become background noise that no one will pay attention to. They're marginalizing they're own victim groups. Good I say.

Posted by: Blue State Hostage at November 26, 2013 12:57 PM (FgCn/)

153 Your server tonight will be Pat.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 26, 2013 12:58 PM (QupBk)

154 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 26, 2013 04:54 PM (ZPrif) Not gonna lie, but when you wear short hair and have no secondary sex characteristics, do not be surprised if every so often someone get's your gender confused.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at November 26, 2013 12:58 PM (GaqMa)

155 153 You know, perhaps it's a good things these attention hounds are doing this. Pretty soon all these fake claims will just become background noise that no one will pay attention to. They're marginalizing they're own victim groups. Good I say. Posted by: Blue State Hostage at November 26, 2013 04:57 PM (FgCn/) Racist.

Posted by: jwb7605[/i][/u][/b] at November 26, 2013 12:58 PM (Qxe/p)

156 The media isn't "falling" for it. They are perpetrating it. The media isn't "falling" for these lies any more than Jay Carney "falls" for Obama's lies.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 26, 2013 12:58 PM (ZPrif)

157 Saudi Arabia: Obama “Lied To Us” About Nuke Negotiations With Iran… Oh speaking of a lying lesbian

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2013 12:58 PM (t3UFN)

158 >>>She claims to be donating all of the money she is sent to charity for veterans. I'd like to see the receipts, please. oh, I'm sure!

Posted by: ace at November 26, 2013 12:58 PM (/FnUH)

159 "Just the tip.  No?"


Posted by: Dang at November 26, 2013 12:58 PM (YWXTN)

160
Correct me if Im wrong..... but didnt "Dana" play the part of "Pat" on the old SNL skit???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 26, 2013 12:58 PM (nELVU)

161 154 Your server tonight will be Pat. --- My full name is Pat Riley... That's my little joke!

Posted by: It's Pat at November 26, 2013 12:58 PM (/Crba)

162 But the lesbian thing, There was a five year period in my 20's that I got hit on by girls all the time, I couldn't figure it out, I liked boys, but I started to question what kinda vibe I was given off. I even had one girl follow me around a party for 3 hours begging to "hang out". Now that I'm older, I don't have that problem so much, but still could never figure it out.

_______________________

You didn't have any gooey substances on the bridge of your nose, did you? For five years?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 26, 2013 12:58 PM (nnkXw)

163 Lesbians tend to wear their vaginas on their sleeve.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 26, 2013 12:58 PM (CJjw5)

164 That's a fisting joke. I think it is my first one.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 26, 2013 12:59 PM (CJjw5)

165 Behold the LIV - Why would someone waste their time making up this? Of course it would be a person that lacks color. I think white people are more ignorant than blacks. There was recently woman in NJ that had an ignorant comment left on her receipt for being gay. It said something about her needing to change her lifestyle. Who are you to judge anyone? They probably were racist, low class whites, that had race issues before they walked in and took it out on this innocent person that showed no prejudice against them. If you are bold enough to write a racial slur on your receipt, you should be bold enough to come forward and prove that you didn't write it, if it didn't happen. But of course, as most white racists, they don't want to be known as racist. If you don't want to get a black waitress/waiter, go to an all white restaurant. Oh, I'm sorry they don't have any.

Posted by: RWC at November 26, 2013 12:59 PM (fWAjv)

166 The woman who faked the "I hate n.....s" message made $10,000 too for sympaty donations too. This must be a fairly lucrative con.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2013 12:59 PM (23Kgq)

167 91 It's like they're killing Matthew Shepard all over again. Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2013 04:47 PM (g1DWB) About that. Turns out it was fake too. Apparently a drug deal gone bad, and I think the killers were homosexual too.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 26, 2013 12:59 PM (bb5+k)

168

Seems like these hoax stories are becoming more and more prevalent; there was a case about a year or so ago where a gay student at UNC reported that he had been attacked in the Quad, and "branded" by some h8ers. The attack supposedly took place in broad daylight, during the day. The outrage meter hit 11, then a few days later the guy admitted it was a hoax, that he had done it himself.

 

My question is- if all these people want is to be treated like everyone else, why can they not act like it?

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 26, 2013 01:00 PM (boNGU)

169

Remember when this about "what you do in the privacy of your own bedroom." 

 

Now, this is about "if you don't publically affirm me then you are a homophobe." 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2013 01:00 PM (LA7Cm)

170 Saudi Arabia: Obama “Lied To Us” About Nuke Negotiations With Iran…

Oh speaking of a lying lesbian

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2013 04:58 PM (t3UFN)


----


Well.... in Obama's defense..... he HAS created the situation where the Saudis and the Israeli's can work together......

Posted by: fixerupper at November 26, 2013 01:00 PM (nELVU)

171 But the lesbian thing, There was a five year period in my 20's that I got hit on by girls all the time, I couldn't figure it out, I liked boys, but I started to question what kinda vibe I was given off. Dear Ms. We have conditionally approved your submission for publication. However, more facts, whether true or otherwise would be appreciated.

Posted by: Penthouse Letters[/i] at November 26, 2013 01:00 PM (1H61p)

172 Thumb ring.


Only lesbians wear thumb rings.

EOJ

****



Really? The explains the sore asshole I suffered at a Lileth Tour event back in 94'



Posted by: Rosanne Barr at November 26, 2013 01:00 PM (wmU4G)

173 Yeah, like the flat top haircut doesn't scream I EAT PUSSY at 105 dB.

Posted by: maddogg at November 26, 2013 01:00 PM (xWW96)

174 "I mention meth because of the recent book showing that, in fact, Sheperd was killed over a drug deal.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 26, 2013 04:57 PM (/Crba)


oh I've heard, thank you though. Wasn't it his "friend" who got him too? At least he didn't eat Matt, like Luka Magnotta ate his "friend".

Posted by: Comrade J at November 26, 2013 01:00 PM (6kkPP)

175 The moral of the story: Never tell a lesbian, "Just the tip."

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 26, 2013 01:01 PM (XUKZU)

176 Can you get a free meal out of restaurants for this? I'm a bit hard up for spending money.

Posted by: Tawana Brawley at November 26, 2013 01:01 PM (6da/j)

177 Now she says that she plans to donate a PORTION of her ill gotten gains to the Wounded Warrior Project. Her facebook page which is down also stated she wanted to spit into the peoples food. Where do I call for reservations for this fine eatery

Posted by: Bufalobob at November 26, 2013 01:01 PM (r8ENS)

178

"Your server tonight will be Pat..."

 

 

Shit.

Posted by: Hungry and now confused at November 26, 2013 01:01 PM (LA7Cm)

179 Seems like these hoax stories are becoming more and more prevalent;


Al Sharpton should talk about it on his show.

Posted by: Dang at November 26, 2013 01:01 PM (YWXTN)

180 If you don't want to get a black waitress/waiter, go to an all white restaurant. Oh, I'm sorry they don't have any. What? You've never been to the International House of Klancakes before?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2013 01:01 PM (cUARf)

181 If you're cashing in on victimhood, it's not victimhood.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 26, 2013 01:01 PM (Y5I9o)

182 'Dan?' 'Dan?' Lieutenant. Dan?!

Posted by: Forrest Gump at November 26, 2013 01:01 PM (aDwsi)

183 Posted by: Blue State Hostage at November 26, 2013 04:57 PM (FgCn/) Racist. Posted by: jwb7605 at November 26, 2013 04:58 PM (Qxe/p) Damn. I denounce myself. Begins self-flagellation...

Posted by: Blue State Hostage at November 26, 2013 01:01 PM (FgCn/)

184 51 If Luka Magnotta hadn't videotaped and broadcasted the murder and eating of his lover, he might have gotten some mileage out of the media for 'someone hates our lifestyle' TM Posted by: Comrade J at November 26, 2013 04:40 PM (6kkPP) Now THAT was a fucked up video. hoping IT never finds it on my work computer. 'cause I sure can't anymore.

Posted by: RWC at November 26, 2013 01:01 PM (fWAjv)

185 The BALLS on the Dyke!

Posted by: Tawana Brawley at November 26, 2013 01:02 PM (32Ze2)

186 hoping IT never finds it on my work computer. 'cause I sure can't anymore. DBAN man.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 26, 2013 01:03 PM (sByIH)

187 "How many times is the media going to fall for this?"

AS. MANY. AS. IT. TAKES.

To bury you, you meanies. How do we know you're meanies?

'Cause you act MEAN.

Posted by: H8ting on H8trs who H8t with a big hot H8 at November 26, 2013 01:03 PM (LSDdO)

188 >>My question is- if all these people want is to be treated like everyone else, why can they not act like it? It's almost as if some people don't want to be treated like everyone else, isn't it?

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 26, 2013 01:03 PM (SUKHu)

189 >>About that. Turns out it was fake too. Apparently a drug deal gone bad, and I think the killers were homosexual too. Yep, I know. See I was being ironic in a joking kind of way. Apparently, you have to be sitting exactly where I am for that to have made sense.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2013 01:03 PM (g1DWB)

190 She claims to be donating all of the money she is sent to charity for veterans. I'd like to see the receipts, please. ---------------------------- They'll have notes written in identical handwriting on them stating "We cannot accept these donations because you're a lesbo, Lesbo." Unfortunately, she'll be forced to deposit them back in her account after this latest round of homophobic hate speech.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 26, 2013 01:03 PM (CJjw5)

191 What? You've never been to the International House of Klancakes before? I laughed out loud. Sambo's wept.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 26, 2013 01:03 PM (QupBk)

192 It was fake. But accurate. Because....middle class.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 26, 2013 01:03 PM (0LHZx)

193 178 Now she says that she plans to donate a PORTION of her ill gotten gains to the Wounded Warrior Project. Her facebook page which is down also stated she wanted to spit into the peoples food. Where do I call for reservations for this fine eatery --- I hear she's being hired to work for Samy and Amy Bouzaglo at Amy's Baking Company. She sure sounds like she'd get along with them.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 26, 2013 01:04 PM (/Crba)

194 If you're cashing in on victimhood, it's not victimhood. Posted by: Jeremiad ------------------ Unless you are a victim, you have no standing to make that argument.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 26, 2013 01:04 PM (aDwsi)

195 Someone tells me my servers name will be "Dan" and an obvious dike shows up I'm going to assume it wants to be called Dan.

Posted by: UWP at November 26, 2013 01:04 PM (fdXMW)

196 The customer who did this was probably my father.

Posted by: Rude Pig at November 26, 2013 01:04 PM (6da/j)

197 Is it bad that I thought about writing in the tip line ' Obama's got your tip '  right after the election?  

Posted by: polynikes at November 26, 2013 01:05 PM (m2CN7)

198 What? You've never been to the International House of Klancakes before? I went recently. All the servers were older white females. The manager was an older non-white male.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 26, 2013 01:05 PM (sByIH)

199 Lesbians  need to wear armbands.  It would sure save a lot of time from hitting on them.

Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2013 01:05 PM (FtgP2)

200 I am NOT gay..... It's just that Matthew Sheppard kept sucking my dick.

Posted by: Aaron McKinney at November 26, 2013 01:05 PM (32Ze2)

201 Apparently, you have to be sitting exactly where I am for that to have made sense. Posted by: JackStraw ------------- Happens to me all of the time..., usually when I type something.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 26, 2013 01:05 PM (aDwsi)

202 hoping IT never finds it on my work computer. 'cause I sure can't anymore.

Posted by: RWC at November 26, 2013 05:01 PM


Couldn't bring myself to even click the video play button. It was horrid enough to read the news accounts. These people need help. But how?

Posted by: Comrade J at November 26, 2013 01:05 PM (6kkPP)

203 "How's it hanging, Dan?"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 26, 2013 01:05 PM (CJjw5)

204

"Someone tells me my servers name will be "Dan" and an obvious dike shows up I'm going to assume it wants to be called Dan. "

 

Rayciss homophobe cracker!

Posted by: Dan at November 26, 2013 01:05 PM (LA7Cm)

205 OT:  I don't know quite how I think or feel about this.  The Florida GOP is demanding pothead Radel's resignation.  If he were a Donk, the Donks would be presenting him as a victim/martyr to a new imaginary constitutional right.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 26, 2013 01:06 PM (XUKZU)

206 What? You've never been to the International House of Klancakes before? I went recently. All the servers were older white females. The manager was an older non-white male. You should also check out Cracka Barrel.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2013 01:06 PM (cUARf)

207 I bet she spends some of the money on a strap-on and a fleshlight.

Posted by: Dang at November 26, 2013 01:06 PM (YWXTN)

208 I will admit I was first suspicious when the note on the receipt mentioned her "lifestyle." It read like something that a liberal would write trying to imitate the voice of a supposed conservative h8r - sort of like that cow at the University of Montana who made the rape threats to herself stating that the mystery man wanted to rape her so that she would be a "good Republican woman" or somesuch. I'm a conservative and a Republican and my rape threats never sound like that.


Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 26, 2013 01:06 PM (nnkXw)

209 Last time I went to IHOP the wait staff was 75% Latino. I guess some of them might be cashing in on the victims bandwagon too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2013 01:06 PM (23Kgq)

210 Maybe remove the reward incentive for being a victim.

Posted by: frouper at November 26, 2013 01:07 PM (YBusZ)

211 that's how my dad taught me- tips in cash Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2013 04:56 PM (t3UFN) I always tip in cash because I feel it is entirely up to them whether they want to claim it for official purposes or not.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 26, 2013 01:07 PM (bb5+k)

212 "How's it hanging, Dan?" Is that a threat?

Posted by: Angry Dana[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 26, 2013 01:07 PM (sByIH)

213
There was a five year period in my 20's that I got hit on by girls all the time,
Posted by: spypeach



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Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2013 01:07 PM (kdS6q)

214 Posted by: UWP at November 26, 2013 05:04 PM (fdXMW) This is an interesting point actually. The PC police tell me I have to respect other people's "gender choices." (Yeah, I know what a load of crock.) But when this PC action leads to a misunderstanding suddenly I'm the jackass? Go fuck yourself Dan, danna, Dane, whatever.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at November 26, 2013 01:07 PM (GaqMa)

215 28 A friend on FB posted this on his page a last week or when ever the Bullshit Story broke and I was the only one who offered caution since it looked like BS to me. Liberals are so predictable. Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2013 04:38 PM (t3UFN) Are you going to rub it in with an "I told you so"? Or am I the only one who would jump at the chance to chortle?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2013 01:08 PM (6da/j)

216 Last time I went to IHOP the wait staff was 75% Latino. I guess some of them might be cashing in on the victims bandwagon too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2013 05:06 PM (23Kgq)

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This^^.  They were damn good too.  The servers that is.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 26, 2013 01:08 PM (32Ze2)

217 I always tip in cash because I feel it is entirely up to them whether they want to claim it for official purposes or not. Or they can skim so they don't have to "tip share".

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 26, 2013 01:08 PM (sByIH)

218 I always tip in cash because I feel it is entirely up to them whether they want to claim it for official purposes or not. Me too. Perhaps I should start writing 'In Cash' on the tip line, lest I be accused of writing 'Wetbacks Go Home!'.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 26, 2013 01:08 PM (QupBk)

219 210 Last time I went to IHOP the wait staff was 75% Latino. I guess some of them might be cashing in on the victims bandwagon too. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2013 05:06 PM (23Kgq) ____________ The once in a blue moon I eat there, same thing. The staff is close to 100% black/Hispanic. And this is in a part of the country where the black/Hispanic population combined is maybe 15%.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 26, 2013 01:08 PM (0LHZx)

220 Fake but accurate.

You KNOW there's people that think this way, so in a larger sense it really is true.

If you read the article, the person that allegedly wrote the note made sure to mention he voted against Chris Christie because he was against gay marriage.  Just so we know how enlightened he really is and he's not one of those awful homophobes that supports traditional marriage.

Posted by: McAdams at November 26, 2013 01:08 PM (2TMCu)

221 How many times is the media going to fall for this?

Every single.

Posted by: Null at November 26, 2013 01:08 PM (xjpRj)

222 Maybe remove the reward incentive for being a victim. Posted by: frouper ---------------- There's an idea....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 26, 2013 01:09 PM (aDwsi)

223 When anyone says they plan on donating a 'portion' of the money to charity you're pretty much dealing with a POS human being right there.

Posted by: MJ at November 26, 2013 01:09 PM (PRPp1)

224 I always tip in cash because I feel it is entirely up to them whether they want to claim it for official purposes or not. ________ Fuck that. If I have to pay 30% to the IRS, the guy serving me drinks better pay his 30% too.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 26, 2013 01:09 PM (0LHZx)

225 If you read the article, the person that allegedly wrote the note made sure to mention he voted against Chris Christie because he was against gay marriage. Just so we know how enlightened he really is and he's not one of those awful homophobes that supports traditional marriage. Yep, they were waving the "I'm not an icky Republican" flag.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 26, 2013 01:09 PM (sByIH)

226 Couldn't bring myself to even click the video play button. It was horrid enough to read the news accounts. These people need help. But how? Posted by: Comrade J at November 26, 2013 05:05 PM (6kkPP) Didn't watch the whole thing. I kept FF it to get the gist of it.

Posted by: RWC at November 26, 2013 01:09 PM (fWAjv)

227 Are you going to rub it in with an "I told you so"?
Or am I the only one who would jump at the chance to chortle?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2013 05:08 PM (6da/j)

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I am doing a lot of "I told you so's" and "What did you expect's" on FB the last few weeks.  The Libtards have been oddly silent about most everything lately..... weird....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 26, 2013 01:10 PM (32Ze2)

228 Sure-to-be hoax http://www.wlos.com/shared/news/features/top-stories/stories/wlos_kkk-carved-trees-14175.shtml

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 26, 2013 01:10 PM (aDwsi)

229 Everytime a "persecuted" minority group member fakes their own persecution, it only convinces the rest of society that the issue is fake, and leads them to ignore any later real problems.   For God's sake, it is even a nursery fable. The boy who cried wolf. 

Posted by: losthusker at November 26, 2013 01:10 PM (ZL5b2)

230 Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 26, 2013 05:08 PM (QupBk) Actually we had someone writing in fake tips in the area a while back. So when I do tip in cash (which is rare) I write "CASH" on the ticket in the tip spot and then fill in the total just so they cant' change it.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at November 26, 2013 01:11 PM (GaqMa)

231 Dammit. How did I miss the chance to write "Scandis Go Home"? Staircase effin whit.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 26, 2013 01:11 PM (QupBk)

232 Both stories were all over Daily Mail so technically the stories went international. it is weird that this merits wide coverage nationally or internationally. But the protected classes are protected.

Posted by: François Villon at November 26, 2013 01:11 PM (kkbgQ)

233 I heard she got a new job waiting tables at a Hooooooters

Posted by: Bruce at November 26, 2013 01:11 PM (QKSvS)

234 We   reported  Klan  members  here  on  campus.  Turned  out  to  be  false.  But... because... shut up!

Posted by: Oberlin College at November 26, 2013 01:11 PM (/1ATA)

235 Lesbian couple drives bakery out of business = non-story for the Media.

Lesbian "receives" hurtful note = national story for the Media.

The math is easily done.

Posted by: Null at November 26, 2013 01:11 PM (xjpRj)

236 Yep, I know. See I was being ironic in a joking kind of way. Apparently, you have to be sitting exactly where I am for that to have made sense. Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2013 05:03 PM (g1DWB) Sorry dude, my Irony and Sarcasm meters broke when we entered the Obama Triangle. Rage meter still works fine though.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 26, 2013 01:12 PM (bb5+k)

237 HAH-HAH!

@gatewaypundit

BREAKING: Iranian Regime “Strongly Rejects” Text of Geneva Agreement Released By White House

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 26, 2013 01:12 PM (nq+/u)

238 I am doing a lot of "I told you so's" and "What did you expect's" on FB the last few weeks. The Libtards have been oddly silent about most everything lately..... weird.... When's the last time Gabe brought up his "you all are idiots for opposing Obamacare (in that way, or any other)" schtick?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 26, 2013 01:12 PM (sByIH)

239 It was fake.

But accurate

But useful.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 26, 2013 01:12 PM (XUKZU)

240

It's a Tip Calculator!

Posted by: Morty Seinfeld at November 26, 2013 01:12 PM (Jp8cU)

241 I'm not disputing that they were good wait staff. They were fine. Only remarking that if someone wanted to cash in on the "victim wait staff" there would be a place to do it. I tend to think that they're mostly trying to work their butts off to support their families and perhaps send money home to be thinking of that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2013 01:12 PM (23Kgq)

242 Actually when you graduate from journalism school, instead of a diploma "sucker" is tattooed on your forehead

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 26, 2013 01:12 PM (HVff2)

243 I'd like to know if and when their employers are going to shit can them. I would not go to a restaurant where that bullshit was pulled.

Posted by: François Villon at November 26, 2013 01:12 PM (kkbgQ)

244 BREAKING: Iranian Regime “Strongly Rejects” Text of Geneva Agreement Released By White House --- I think the Mullahs just came all over Barry's face. Think he's going to say "Thank you, may I have another"?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 26, 2013 01:12 PM (/Crba)

245 Remember the 'Moms Against Guns' (or whatever) hoaxing a photo that 'gun nuts' were 'menacing' them?

Posted by: --- at November 26, 2013 01:13 PM (MMC8r)

246 BREAKING: Iranian Regime “Strongly Rejects” Text of Geneva Agreement Released By White House Oh. Well, if you strenuously object then I should take some time to reconsider.

Posted by: Lt. Weinberg[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 26, 2013 01:14 PM (sByIH)

247 Money for rug munchers Tits for free...er I mean tips.

Posted by: Bwarney Fwank at November 26, 2013 01:14 PM (C21QE)

248 230 Everytime a "persecuted" minority group member fakes their own persecution, it only convinces the rest of society that the issue is fake, and leads them to ignore any later real problems. For God's sake, it is even a nursery fable. The boy who cried wolf.

Posted by: losthusker at November 26, 2013 05:10 PM (ZL5b2)


The media though will never call them on it, no matter how many hoaxes or set ups. 

If it serves their agenda, it gets printed with zero examination.  If it turns out later to be bullshit, oh well, on to the next item that forwards their agenda.

Matthew Shephard turned out to be a drug deal gone bad, but for the last 20 years it was the ultimate symbol of Red State homophobia.

Posted by: McAdams at November 26, 2013 01:14 PM (2TMCu)

249 So when I do tip in cash (which is rare) I write "CASH" on the ticket in the tip spot and then fill in the total just so they cant' change it. I write a big fat zero on it, fill in the total, and then find my waiter or waitress & hand them cash. The looks are amazing.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2013 01:14 PM (cUARf)

250 Posted by: François Villon at November 26, 2013 05:12 PM (kkbgQ) I was wondering that too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2013 01:14 PM (23Kgq)

251 I am doing a lot of "I told you so's" and "What did you expect's" on FB the last few weeks. The Libtards have been oddly silent about most everything lately..... weird....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 26, 2013 05:10 PM (32Ze2)

 

 

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Same here.  It's been quiet.  Too quiet.

Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2013 01:14 PM (FtgP2)

252 How many people ever believed either story was true? Not me. And not because I think minorities are likely to make false allegations. I didn't believe them because who would bother pulling some crap like that. Who gives a shit whether you are black or gay? No one cares!

Posted by: François Villon at November 26, 2013 01:15 PM (kkbgQ)

253 Sambo's wept.
 Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 26, 2013 05:03 PM (QupBk)

Denny's. That's DENNY'S.


What's interesting is that they changed the name and got more racist at the same time.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 26, 2013 01:15 PM (LSDdO)

254 "How many times is the media going to fall for this?" As many times as these things keep presenting themselves. Fall for it, go along with it, actively promote it, whatever. As long as this type of stuff confirms their worldview and maintains their construct that this nation is an imperfect, racist, bigoted, heteronormative hellhole in need of redemption -and that redemption can only take place by placing and keeping good progressives in positions of power -they'll keep right on running wild with these type of stories whenever they come across them.

Posted by: Captain Glenn Quagmire at November 26, 2013 01:15 PM (1o4B5)

255 201 I am NOT gay..... It's just that Matthew Sheppard kept sucking my dick. Posted by: Aaron McKinney at November 26, 2013 05:05 PM (32Ze2) Jay Wesley Neill said something very similar regarding his relationship with Robert Grady Johnson. (Geronimo Bank Robbery/Murderers.) He Kept telling everyone he wasn't gay after he fled to San Francisco with his transvestite boy friend.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 26, 2013 01:16 PM (bb5+k)

256 Same here. It's been quiet. Too quiet.

Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2013 05:14 PM (FtgP2)


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Duh Da-Dum Duh Da-Dum Duh Da-Dum Duh Da-Dum


♪ Where have all the good trolls goooone??  ♫

Posted by: VAN HALEN at November 26, 2013 01:16 PM (nELVU)

257 How many times is the media going to fall for this? As much as it pains me to say this, the media actually did 'drill down' in this case to find out the truth. Then reported it promptly and accurately. I saw it on 'The Today Show' this morning. Hardly a page 22, 6 point type 'correction' like the New York Times. I'm not gonna celebrate with a case of Dos Equis, but maybe if we keep hitting these 'tards over the head they'll at least occasionally buy a clue.

Posted by: The most interesting man in the world [/i] at November 26, 2013 01:16 PM (1H61p)

258 Ace--- don't link to Cracked.com. They fired me for wanting to write a piece about the East Anglia email and the climate alarmist hoax! The guy that goes by the name David Wong went so far as to call me a Climate denier and a right wing nutjob (which is only like half true!).

Posted by: Rory at November 26, 2013 01:16 PM (emLJ8)

259

BREAKING: Iranian Regime “Strongly Rejects” Text of Geneva Agreement Released By White House

 

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I think the Mullahs just came all over Barry's face.

Think he's going to say "Thank you, may I have another"?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 26, 2013 05:12 PM (/Crba)

 

 

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I think what we're starting to see here is a prelude to war. 

Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2013 01:18 PM (FtgP2)

260 Denny's. That's DENNY'S. No, Sambo's was a different chain. Best pancakes evah.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 26, 2013 01:18 PM (QupBk)

261 The PC police tell me I have to respect other people's "gender choices." (Yeah, I know what a load of crock.) But when this PC action leads to a misunderstanding suddenly I'm the jackass? Go fuck yourself Dan, danna, Dane, whatever. THIS.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 26, 2013 01:18 PM (/djtm)

262 Yeah, but what about all those imaginary Tea Party-spawned racial slurs hurled at John Lewis?

DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE AN ANSWER FOR THIS STUFF THAT NEVER HAPPENED?

DO YOU?

Also, we need to feel guilty about Obamacare being what we said it was going to be.  Because we were right, it is bad for the country.

It's like a really bad Fellini movie.  On acid.


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 26, 2013 01:18 PM (ltdV/)

263 Me too. Perhaps I should start writing 'In Cash' on the tip line, lest I be accused of writing 'Wetbacks Go Home!'. I always write “TABLE” on the tip line. Don’t remember why I started. Probably OCD.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 26, 2013 01:19 PM (QF8uk)

264 Or they can skim so they don't have to "tip share". Posted by: bonhomme at November 26, 2013 05:08 PM (sByIH) I don't believe in that "Tip Sharing" bullshit either. I give cash because it gives me a little satisfaction that I am enabling a little rebellion against both the Tax Authorities and Communist minded co-workers.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 26, 2013 01:19 PM (bb5+k)

265 Denny's. That's DENNY'S.

No, Sambo's was a different chain. Best pancakes evah.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 26, 2013 05:18 PM (QupBk)

 

The Original Sambo's is still open in Santa Barbara

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 26, 2013 01:20 PM (nTgAI)

266 I think what we're starting to see here is a prelude to war. --- Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran!

Posted by: Juan McSame at November 26, 2013 01:20 PM (/Crba)

267 I liked Sambos. I loved the story of Little Black Sambo. How cool is a little kid tricking a tiger and running so fast that the tiger chasing him turns into butter? Damn cool! It's a wonderful tale. And pancakes...

Posted by: François Villon at November 26, 2013 01:20 PM (kkbgQ)

268 Sambo was a hero. Punked the tigers into butter, them served it on pancakes. I never figured out what the problem was. Same with Uncle Remus. The guy was a fount of folk wisdom. Oh, wait..., maybe that IS the problem.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 26, 2013 01:20 PM (aDwsi)

269 This is where the public stockade comes in handy.  Let the citizens pummel the malfactor with rotten vegetables.

So will she be charged with fraud?  Forced to repay all that money she got under false pretenses?  I hope those people get their money back, but at least in the future be more wise.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2013 01:21 PM (787tI)

270 Francois - fistbump

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 26, 2013 01:21 PM (aDwsi)

271 DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE AN ANSWER FOR THIS STUFF THAT NEVER HAPPENED? DO YOU? I couldn't help but notice the complete absence of tiny, but telltale, bloodstains on your sleeve.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 26, 2013 01:21 PM (QupBk)

272 Sambo's wept.

Yeah,  they got screwed over.  The Little Black Sambo story is about a little boy in India.  Not Africa.  Idiots couldn't even get that straightened out before they got all offended.

Posted by: Dang at November 26, 2013 01:21 PM (YWXTN)

273 Fuck that. If I have to pay 30% to the IRS, the guy serving me drinks better pay his 30% too. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 26, 2013 05:09 PM (0LHZx) Don't be spiteful. Do everything you can to encourage and enable others to get away with it. A Small rebellion here and there is a good thing.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 26, 2013 01:21 PM (bb5+k)

274 Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 26, 2013 05:18 PM (QupBk)

I believe Sambo's changed their name to Denny's.

I do know that every Sambo's I ever knew about turned into a Denny's.

Maybe Denny's bought them out but  . . .

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 26, 2013 01:22 PM (LSDdO)

275 I'd like to know if and when their employers are going to shit can them. I would not go to a restaurant where that bullshit was pulled. Yeah, but didn't Barry just sign some recent legislation that protects BLT's or LGBTS's or whatever the latest acroynm is from firing? So the owner of the business has to lay off the cis-heteronormatives to stay in business when customers stay away in flocks. Seems just about right, yeah?

Posted by: The most interesting man in the world [/i] at November 26, 2013 01:22 PM (1H61p)

276 Are you going to rub it in with an "I told you so"? Or am I the only one who would jump at the chance to chortle? Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2013 05:08 PM (6da/j) I sure did. Like flies on shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2013 01:22 PM (t3UFN)

277 I hate liars that only stutter and shrug when they're caught in a lie!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at November 26, 2013 01:23 PM (JlX6q)

278 The Media didn't fall for anything. It's an intentional attempt to impose a pecking order.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 26, 2013 01:23 PM (M8OWQ)

279 And I want to see her DD214 also Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2013 04:38 PM

She's a lesbian, dude. Why would she want to show them to you?

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 26, 2013 01:23 PM (kaGpp)

280 280 And I want to see her DD214 also Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2013 04:38 PM She's a lesbian, dude. Why would she want to show them to you? Posted by: MrScribbler at November 26, 2013 05:23 PM (kaGpp) Does the DD stand for double dildo?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2013 01:24 PM (UAMVq)

281 At least Matthew Shepherd didn't fake an incident.  The mythology started after the fact and he, himself, wasn't a lying phony victim.

Posted by: losthusker at November 26, 2013 01:24 PM (ZL5b2)

282 Nude Get This Thread

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 26, 2013 01:25 PM (QupBk)

283 The Media intentionally slanders all of Leftism's political and cultural enemies as "inferior" (stupid, evil, whatever), thereby crushing all of those who oppose Leftism. Imbecilic anecdotes are a pedagogical tool, as far a Leftists are concerned.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 26, 2013 01:25 PM (M8OWQ)

284 We can blame Jesse Jackson Sr and Al Sharpton for this.  Tawana anyone?  Remember that little phoney?  She was out after her curfew so invented a story of being kidnapped and raped by white men...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2013 01:25 PM (787tI)

285 All these demands for evidence prove you're homophobes. Like demanding competence from a President proves you're racists.

Posted by: --- at November 26, 2013 01:26 PM (MMC8r)

286 I think what we're starting to see here is a prelude to war. Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2013 05:18 PM (FtgP2) We should have gone to war with Iran in 1979. Now it will be far worse and far bloodier. Thank you Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 26, 2013 01:26 PM (bb5+k)

287 96 How does someone tell a girl is a Lesbian by looking at her? Tattoo of a rainbow (without Noah's Ark).

Posted by: edj[/i] at November 26, 2013 01:26 PM (klzyR)

288 I liked Sambos. I loved the story of Little Black Sambo. How cool is a little kid tricking a tiger and running so fast that the tiger chasing him turns into butter? Damn cool! It's a wonderful tale. And pancakes...

Posted by: François Villon at November 26, 2013 05:20 PM (kkbgQ)

 

 

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When I was a kid I had a  record album (a true album) of six 78rpm records telling the story of Little Black Sambo with  the London  Orchestra playing the story music.

Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2013 01:26 PM (FtgP2)

289 All these demands for evidence prove you're homophobes.
We sound the same as a queer guy but we're spelled differently?

Posted by: joey biden at November 26, 2013 01:27 PM (JlX6q)

290 We should have gone to war with Iran in 1979.

We should not have thrown the Shah under the bus.

There are a couple of contemporary parallels out there.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 26, 2013 01:29 PM (ltdV/)

291 "A lesbian waitress claimed she hadn't been tipped by a couple after she served them dinner. She claimed they wrote on the receipt "WE HATE YOUR LIFESTYLE!!11!" or something." "WE HATE YOUR LIFESTYLE!!11!" is pretty weak. "YOUR PROGRESSIVE, ATHEISTIC PARENTS WOULD HAVE ABORTED YOU, HAD THEY KNOWN YOU WOULD GROW UP TO BE A DYKE, IRRESPECTIVE OF WHAT THEY MIGHT SAY TO YOUR FACE AT THE MOMENT" would have probably been much more painful, given that it's probably objectively true, and exposes the internal contradictions within Leftism and the Leftist coalition, and how shallow and hypocritical most Leftists' convictions really are.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 26, 2013 01:30 PM (M8OWQ)

292 Roy @ 259: David Wong at cracked.com used to claim to be a rock ribbed republican, lol. I go to cracked.com and read the articles, but the commenters are the stupidest left wing motherfuckers on the entire net. Childishly stupid, and childishly sure that their idiotic leftist sophistry is carved in stone truth.

Posted by: The Drizzle at November 26, 2013 01:31 PM (ysCLj)

293 "First of all, wait -- this went viral? This was big news? Really? Some alleged bad behavior and rudeness is now a national news story?" The Media pushes it, and the Proletariat goes into a "feeding frenzy," because the Proletariat does, in fact, have an incessant desire to hate, as long as it's hating "down" and in a "politically-correct fashion."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 26, 2013 01:33 PM (M8OWQ)

294 How can you tell if your waitress is a lesbian? Easy! Her name tag says Butch!

Posted by: Big mike at November 26, 2013 01:34 PM (57hoq)

295 The real answer is to legalize same-sex marriage everywhere. Then Dana would finally feel good about herself and would never need to lie again.

Posted by: edj[/i] at November 26, 2013 01:36 PM (klzyR)

296 May be only a personal observation, but don't most of these ginned up stories of false allegations of bias come from women? 1. dyke waitress 2. black waitress 3. dycke who carved dyke in her belly 4. noose student 5. noose professor 6. car vandalism professor You think it has anything to do with PMS?

Posted by: François Villon at November 26, 2013 01:37 PM (kkbgQ)

297 Leftism establishes a collection of protected, socially-favored groups and then goes about "protecting" them. But, in fact, the protected groups are mostly selected so as to provide an excuse for socially beating the crap out of the "oppressors"/"aggressors."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 26, 2013 01:38 PM (M8OWQ)

298 7. some broad making false allegations of stalking or something went on to grad school.

Posted by: François Villon at November 26, 2013 01:38 PM (kkbgQ)

299 While in these cases the stories turned out to be complete fabrications, in the bigger sense they are social justice truths so we'll continue to report them in perpetuity...or until a Republican gets stiffed, whichever comes first.

Posted by: Neal Marx, American Newsman at November 26, 2013 01:38 PM (6ahup)

300 Which is to say, it's all a part of the greater Culture War (i.e. War on Christianity). If Leftists couldn't use homosexuals and homosexuality to "demonstrate" how "evil" and "intolerant" Christians/traditionalists/Republicans/Conservatives/kulaks are, and to milk them for votes, they wouldn't really care about them or their "well being."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 26, 2013 01:41 PM (M8OWQ)

301 Leftism has succeeded in ghettoizing Christianity completely, especially as far as the Media (the fundamental source of prestige and acceptance in contemporary society) is concerned.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 26, 2013 01:43 PM (M8OWQ)

302 The part that I don't get... the couple say they gave a 20% tip. (By my math, actually a 20.588% tip! $18 tip on $87.43.) Their copy shows the $18 tip and their statement from the credit card company shows the exact amount they filled out on the "customer copy" ($111.55, $87.43 plus tax plus $18 tip). Most people aren't that generous. My standard tip is 15% plus a little to round up, so I usually tip around 16-17%. This couple tipped almost 21%. If the credit card company knew how much the tip was, then the couple must have correctly filled out the "merchant copy" with the tip and everything. I have to think this was not an average tip so nobody was going to guess that the tip should be exactly this much. The "merchant copy" must have been filled out, yet the infamous one shown on Facebook didn't seem to be covered in whiteout. I've never had a job where I used one of those credit card receipt printing things. Is it easy to just hit a button and have it re-print the last receipt? Could it be that the waitress just printed a fresh "merchant copy" to mark up? The restaurant says it will conduct an "internal investigation". If they find their file copy of the receipt in question has the $18 tip on it, I sincerely hope that they will fire this waitress. This is negative publicity reflecting on their restaurant, and this sort of dishonesty is not what anyone wants in any employee. P.S. Reporter: "Do you see why they're upset?" Waitress: "I, I guess...? I mean, I'm... sure." That reaction screams "guilt" to me. This isn't hard to see why they're upset, and the only reason for the hesitation that I can think of is "I don't want to admit that I did something that upset others".

Posted by: mr_jack at November 26, 2013 01:46 PM (TMG3G)

303 And it isn't merely a question of ghettoizing Christianity, its symbols, rituals, overt displays of fidelity and piety, etc, or even of marginalizing its themes and values. But rather, Leftism promotes diametrically opposed themes and values. Concretely, all "entertainment" promotes at least one of violence, sex, homosexuality, the stoning of sinners, the demonization of mental illness and the mentally ill, and Atheism/Nihilism/hopelessness, which runs contrary to Christianity's message of don't be a thug, don't be a slut, don't sodomize everything and everyone, don't stone sinners, try to heal the mentally ill, and have faith in God and His Plan.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 26, 2013 01:52 PM (M8OWQ)

304 I usually give 20% if service is good. The tab was 93.55. So, they just just rounded down to 9 x 2 for 18 bucks. Again, it is how I would do it.

Posted by: François Villon at November 26, 2013 01:55 PM (kkbgQ)

305 Which is to say, it isn't merely a question of Christians being marginalized, stigmatized, and pariahized, but rather of Christianity as a religion/thesis/culture/memoplex being marginalized, stigmatized, and pariahized.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 26, 2013 01:55 PM (M8OWQ)

306 And this "pariahization" of an entire religion (de facto, the Established/Traditional Religion of Western Civilization since at least Constantine) has been so thorough and effective that to associate oneself with one's ancestral (and therefore "natural") religion is considered a major social "faux pas" which leads to a profound and significant loss of "prestige," the most important form of capital from the perspective of "social animalism" and "socialist" existence. Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 26, 2013 02:02 PM (M8OWQ)

307 $10k in fraud sounds felony grade to me...

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 26, 2013 02:05 PM (Xlbr8)

308 the media isn't falling for it, they are complicit. If the media wasn't incurious, and didn't blindly throw stories like this out there, would there be a chance for these things to go viral?

Posted by: J. Locke at November 26, 2013 02:05 PM (AeqWm)

309 "How many times is the media going to fall for this?" Well, there is this birthday cake thing going around, where a Lesbian woman claims she just wanted to wish her beloved a great day - Until she opened up the cake and found hate speech there. I literally just saw it in my Facebook feed. For the second time. Given the trend, that is probably a hoax as well.

Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at November 26, 2013 02:08 PM (nL5y5)

310 When's the last time Gabe brought up his "you all are idiots for opposing Obamacare (in that way, or any other)" scht ----- When Cuccinelli lo I forget, did he blame the shutdown or the contraception "issue"?

Posted by: Biff Boffo at November 26, 2013 02:25 PM (1j9qS)

311 I can always tell when a waitress is a lesbian because the clam chowder tastes like latex mold release.  True story.

Posted by: Fritz at November 26, 2013 02:50 PM (TKFmG)

312 Ace: "How many times is the media going to fall for this?"

As many times as necessary?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 26, 2013 02:59 PM (eHIJJ)

313 @275: Denny's did buy a lot of the Sambo's when Sambo's went out of business. But that doesn't mean that the Denny's chain is the former Sambo's chain. Denny's actually was founded before Sambo's.

Posted by: Joshua at November 26, 2013 03:59 PM (oCZ4e)

314 What happens to the 10,000 dollars the lesbian and black woman were able to scam off the internet after (crudely) faking 'hate speech' on receipts? Who is to stop the Victim Class waitress who next serves you from using a second printout of your receipt to get their free 10,000 dollars of internet money?

Posted by: geeves at November 27, 2013 04:01 AM (MFuKa)

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