March 05, 2013

You Can't Stop the JournoList
— Ace

Bill Keller, whose liberal credentials are embossed on red diapers and set in a frame of wood taken from the phone booth where Walter Duranty was contacted by his Soviet handler, had some criticism for President False God.

Our feckless leaders may be incapable of passing a budget, but, boy, can they pass the buck. The White House spent last week in full campaign hysteria, blitzing online followers with the message that heartless Republicans are prepared to transform America into “Les Misérables” in order to protect “millionaires and billionaires, oil companies, vacation homes, and private jet owners.” Republicans retort that the budget-cutting Doomsday device called sequester was actually invented by the White House.


In fact, the conceptual paternity of sequester was bipartisan.

Well, that won't do. So the Sons of JournoList got together for a heritic barbecue. One approving leftist fan called this a "Marvel Team-Up" of the progressives to clean up cleanse the record on the sequester, and remove Obama's name from the record.

It takes a Marvel team-up of three different reporters, from three different news organizations, to perform this elementary act of real-keeping. Meanwhile, Bill Keller can, in one column, undo the work of Harwood, his New York Times colleague.

Sexton comments:

It's not right to call the attacks on Keller a Marvel team-up because there's nothing remotely novel or unusual about it. These same progressive writers and a few dozen others at TPM, Mother Jones, Salon, Maddow Blog, etc. team up constantly. The progressive gang-tackle of Keller--or before that Bob Woodward or Mitt Romney--is about as surprising as sunrise and even more frequent.

The progressive left's network of writers may span different magazines and papers but they usually function as a team, tweeting, retweeting and linking to amplify one another's voices and attacks. For the most part, this happens with little input from anyone who wasn't formerly part of Klein's Jourolist a few years ago. They agree amongst themselves, citing one another for backup, and it's settled.

When the right does this sort of thing it's chastised as the right-wing echo chamber or a sign of epistemic closure. The latter is just a smart-assed way of saying the right doesn't listen to anyone outside their own bubble. That may be true at times, but the attack on Keller shows the professional left has the same problem. The moment anyone--even someone with Bill Keller's progressive bona fides--challenges the group consensus he is a villain who will be taken down in a web of hyperlinks and rhetorical fireballs.

It's also wrong to call this a Marvel Team-Up because none of them have superpowers, unless being an annoying, smug twat is now enough to get you into the Avengers.*


* Note: Tony Stark also had the armor and the genius thing.


Posted by: Ace at 08:05 AM | Comments (222)
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1 Don't quote me on this!

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at March 05, 2013 08:08 AM (P/npY)

2
Woodward must really be feeling boxed in.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2013 08:08 AM (TIIx5)

3 I find this to be a very grey area.

Posted by: Pipboy 3000 at March 05, 2013 08:09 AM (ggRof)

4 This is reminiscent of what Miss Hornrims was suggesting be done to disavow Crazy, Dangerous Rush Limbaugh. Repugnant.

Posted by: Y-not at March 05, 2013 08:09 AM (5H6zj)

5 They must have "greyed out" due to acceleration of the news columns.

Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 08:09 AM (53z96)

6 The Greys have taken over.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2013 08:09 AM (DuH+r)

7
You just don't understand JournoList, it's all just shades of gray.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2013 08:09 AM (TIIx5)

8 I believe there is a lot of difference between a right wing echo going on and mainstream media organizing their popints  to be said on national TV or NYT's etc

Posted by: willow-ette. at March 05, 2013 08:09 AM (nqBYe)

9 Ace have you caught anything on this super reveal by Rand Paul yet?

Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 08:09 AM (53z96)

10 points*

Posted by: willow-ette. at March 05, 2013 08:10 AM (nqBYe)

11
You just don't understand JournoList, it's all just shades of gray.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2013 12:09 PM (TIIx5)


How many shades? Perhaps... as many as fifty?

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at March 05, 2013 08:10 AM (P/npY)

12

I am feeling a little claustrophobic.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 05, 2013 08:10 AM (l/N7H)

13 I wonder if the Rand Paul super reveal could be something to do with the Eric Holder stuff Beck was going to be breaking any minute now.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 05, 2013 08:11 AM (9U1OG)

14 Grey or gray is an intermediate color between black and white, a neutral or achromatic color, meaning literally a color "without color."

Posted by: RWC at March 05, 2013 08:11 AM (fWAjv)

15 Time to pray the gray away.

Posted by: RWC at March 05, 2013 08:11 AM (fWAjv)

16 The grey makes my skin look puckish

Posted by: willow-ette. at March 05, 2013 08:11 AM (nqBYe)

17 I kind of like the new look Ace.. now if you could just change any of the red print to pink that would be way cool!

Posted by: jewells45 at March 05, 2013 08:11 AM (l/N7H)

18

#3, 6,7,12...

I see what you did, er, here.

Posted by: Jess1 at March 05, 2013 08:11 AM (lbiWb)

19 They maybe could have a leg to stand on if there WAS a "right wing" news media to coordinate stories.

Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 08:11 AM (53z96)

20 Ace has taken up boxing.

Posted by: zsasz at March 05, 2013 08:11 AM (MMC8r)

21 or perhaps sallow

Posted by: willow-ette. at March 05, 2013 08:11 AM (nqBYe)

22 Nah, this is exactly what SE Cupp talked about doing, willow-ette.

Posted by: Y-not at March 05, 2013 08:12 AM (5H6zj)

23 I wonder if the Rand Paul super reveal could be something to do with the Eric Holder stuff Beck was going to be breaking any minute now.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 05, 2013 12:11 PM (9U1OG)


That's what I was talking about.

Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 08:12 AM (53z96)

24 Page me when it's open season on juiceboxers.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, the future Pope Ampersand I at March 05, 2013 08:12 AM (GBXon)

25 “Break, break, break, On thy cold gray stones, O sea! And I would that my tongue could utter The thoughts that arise in me”

Posted by: RWC at March 05, 2013 08:12 AM (fWAjv)

26 Grey or gray is an intermediate color between black and white, a neutral or achromatic color, meaning literally a color "without color."
Posted by: RWC


Are you auditioning for Soledad O'Prison's time slot?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 05, 2013 08:12 AM (fMgJk)

27

When the media is the story, there really is no story. 

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 05, 2013 08:13 AM (n8LUb)

28 I'm sure Cupp picked up some tactics at MSNBC.

Posted by: Y-not at March 05, 2013 08:13 AM (5H6zj)

29

Yea I just googled it and apparently Rand was going to make the announcement on Beck.  I had only heard the the Blaze was going to break something, not that Rand Paul had anything to do with it.

Could this be about the FBI investigation into the drone flying over JFK or about all the domestic drones the gubmint is building so they can spy on us?

Posted by: Jaimo at March 05, 2013 08:14 AM (9U1OG)

30 aaand a whiter shade of paaale , baby


Posted by: willow-ette. at March 05, 2013 08:14 AM (nqBYe)

31 What's up with Rand Paul?

Posted by: alex® at March 05, 2013 08:15 AM (m9cpE)

32

The White House spent last week in full campaign hysteria, blitzing online followers with the message that heartless Republicans are prepared to transform America into “Les Misérables” in order to protect “millionaires and billionaires, oil companies, vacation homes, and private jet owners.”

 

They're protecting Dimocrats?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 05, 2013 08:15 AM (+z4pE)

33 I wonder if the Rand Paul super reveal could be something to do with the Eric Holder stuff Beck was going to be breaking any minute now.

It's an announcement that the Franklin Mint will be issuing commemorative Paul Dimes, clad in 58 milligrams of 99.8% pure silver.

Each comes with a certificate of authenticity.  Supplies are limited, limit 10 per caller. 

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 05, 2013 08:16 AM (SY2Kh)

34 Y-Not yeah i can't say i'm thrilled with Cupp currently.

Posted by: willow-ette. at March 05, 2013 08:16 AM (nqBYe)

35 Don't let the door hit you in the ass !!! That what Dad alway's said...

Posted by: Clemenza at March 05, 2013 08:16 AM (Snhap)

36 It's an announcement that the Franklin Mint will be issuing commemorative Paul Dimes, clad in 58 milligrams of 99.8% pure silver.

Each comes with a certificate of authenticity. Supplies are limited, limit 10 per caller.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 05, 2013 12:16 PM (SY2Kh)


snort,  alright that was funny.

Posted by: willow-ette. at March 05, 2013 08:16 AM (nqBYe)

37

"Page me when it's open season on juiceboxers.'

 

If only.

Posted by: Jaws at March 05, 2013 08:16 AM (4I3Uo)

38 I guess the upside is samizdat online is easy to smuggle. You kids have it easy.

Posted by: Beagle at March 05, 2013 08:16 AM (33apa)

39 What's up with Rand Paul?

Posted by: alex® at March 05, 2013 12:15 PM (m9cpE)


Supposedly he has a letter from Holder that he was going to read on Rush's show.

Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 08:17 AM (53z96)

40 34 Y-Not yeah i can't say i'm thrilled with Cupp currently. Posted by: willow-ette. at March 05, 2013 12:16 PM (nqBYe) She in business to do business. Always has been.

Posted by: alex® at March 05, 2013 08:17 AM (m9cpE)

41

Marvel team up?

 

So... smug and uber nerdy. Great. We got beat by these assholes.

Its like fucking revenge of the nerds and I'm the dude from Married With Children.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 08:17 AM (t06LC)

42 Thanks, Vic! "Was"? Has it been cancelled?

Posted by: alex® at March 05, 2013 08:18 AM (m9cpE)

43

It's an announcement that the Franklin Mint will be issuing commemorative Paul Dimes, clad in 58 milligrams of 99.8% pure silver.

Each comes with a certificate of authenticity. Supplies are limited, limit 10 per caller.

 

Recieve one free inside every case of  Apocolypso Brand  Prepper Kibbles!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 05, 2013 08:18 AM (+z4pE)

44 104 "So I ask again: What the fuck good is "moral authority" in any measurable, objective way?" - Nom de Blog

The best way I can explain moral authority is to use an example. Do you read comics? If so, I point to exhibit A or moral authority, Captain America.

Captain America would always do the right thing, and by doing so, he inspired his fellow heroes to follow his example. Even though a mere mortal with powers far surpassed by most other superheroes, he LED the Avengers, which included powerhouses such as Hulk and even gods in Hercules and Thor. They all believed in the goodness of Captain America.

The antithesis to Captain America would be Frank Castle, aka Punisher. He also went after bad guys, just as zealously as other heroes. But he had no moral compunctions, for him, the ends justified the means. And while he struck fear in the thugs of the world, he never shone light in the cities he staked out. Citizens feared him just as much as the criminals he fought.

So in conclusion, moral authority is what Captain America represents. It's something that President Obama is bringing back to our great nation."


Posted by: palin steele at June 05, 2009 06:44 PM (VDj74)


Posted by: palin steele from the Phantom Zone at March 05, 2013 08:18 AM (mCvL4)

45 JournOlisters to  other journalists , Listen up kids, we say what is to be talked about.

Don't whine about your treatment there is a bigger game being played, and  we get to lick the toes of the King first.

Posted by: willow-ette. at March 05, 2013 08:18 AM (nqBYe)

46 My super-hero power?  Being able to relate everything to rape.

Posted by: Rapewoman at March 05, 2013 08:18 AM (R18D0)

47 Wonder libtard powerteam!

Power of lame snark wannabe! Form of warm bucket of piss!

Posted by: Kristophr at March 05, 2013 08:18 AM (wYVte)

48 Thanks, Vic! "Was"? Has it been cancelled?

Posted by: alex® at March 05, 2013 12:18 PM (m9cpE)


I don't know.  I don't get Rush here.

Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 08:19 AM (53z96)

49 This really reminds me of Circle Jerking. Perhaps a more appropriate name should be Jerkolists

Posted by: beacholist at March 05, 2013 08:19 AM (XYSwB)

50 Yesterday's Dana Show: MO Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder appears on Dana Loesch's show outlining lawsuit filed over MO Dept. of Revenue providing concealed-carry info directly with DHS: http://preview.tinyurl.com/agj58b2

Posted by: zsasz at March 05, 2013 08:19 AM (MMC8r)

51

 I wonder if the Rand Paul super reveal could be something to do with the Eric Holder stuff Beck was going to be breaking any minute now.

 

It's up, and it's a snoozer.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 05, 2013 08:19 AM (tQHzJ)

52 >Its like fucking revenge of the nerds and I'm the dude from Married With Children.


yeah but you're banging Katey Sagal at her milf-y best

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 05, 2013 08:19 AM (8sCoq)

53 I was called Archie Bunker by my sister for years, in Mexifornia that is now a compliment, between the tribes..

Posted by: Clemenza at March 05, 2013 08:20 AM (Snhap)

54 Shit, we better get us some of those silver pieces before they're all sold out.  It's really  bad when we start hearing about "breaking" news 2 or 3 days from other sources before the politicians reveal it to an audience that isn't listening.  Shocking.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 05, 2013 08:20 AM (9U1OG)

55 Jornolist;

Like Scooby-Doo without Velma and Daphne

Posted by: kbdabear at March 05, 2013 08:20 AM (mCvL4)

56 I don't know. I don't get Rush here. Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 12:19 PM (53z96) Sacre bleu! Where is that? There are internet feeds, ya know. http://www.iheart.com/live/77-WABC-5349/

Posted by: alex® at March 05, 2013 08:21 AM (m9cpE)

57

Posted by: palin steele at June 05, 2009 06:44 PM (VDj74) 

 

Ahh, more  nostalgia.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 05, 2013 08:21 AM (+z4pE)

58 It's up, and it's a snoozer.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 05, 2013 12:19 PM (tQHzJ)



They do that every time they hype some big announcement.



So what was it?

Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 08:21 AM (53z96)

59 Wearing your underpants  over you pants gives one strange journolistic powers.
 You'll need a catch-phrase though

Posted by: formely known as twinkle star at March 05, 2013 08:21 AM (eKSgT)

60 New Trailer for Iron Man is 3 up. Most of it is what we have seen before, but that last 30 seconds or so have all kinds of new stuff.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 05, 2013 08:22 AM (+wxCD)

61 My super power is to replicate myself thousands of times on Twitter

Posted by: Rachel Maddow #487 at March 05, 2013 08:22 AM (mCvL4)

62 They circle the wagons to protect their boy-king. Anyone who steps out of line must be taken down, no ifs ands or buts. It really is disgusting.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 05, 2013 08:22 AM (rSIYI)

63 heartless Republicans are prepared to transform America into “Les Misérables”

I would bet money that no one who accuses the Republicans of attempting to instantiate it has read it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at March 05, 2013 08:22 AM (/kI1Q)

64 Sacre bleu! Where is that? There are internet feeds, ya know.

http://www.iheart.com/live/77-WABC-5349/

Posted by: alex® at March 05, 2013 12:21 PM (m9cpE)


There is an AM radio station about 50 miles away (low power) that carries it but I don't have an an AM antenna attached to my main stereo receiver.

Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 08:23 AM (53z96)

65 52 >Its like fucking revenge of the nerds and I'm the dude from Married With Children.


yeah but you're banging Katey Sagal at her milf-y best

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 05, 2013 12:19 PM (8sCoq)

 

Actually I meant the other dude from MWC. The guy that was in the Nerds movies, Ted McGinley. The gut that was married to the next door neighbor.

 

So, yeah its even worse than it appears.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 08:23 AM (t06LC)

66

"She in business to do business. Always has been."

 

They all are. This includes the juiceboxers, the loose-canon TV RINOS, the MSLSD insane asylum, and every editorial staff.  It's a game to them.  It's pro wrestling with shifting allegiances, heels, knights on white horses, and The Next Star.

 

All this would be well, good, and entertaining if we didn't have to pay  for it with the fruits of our own labors and our very freedom.  But we have.  It's not a game out here in real life.

 

Open the season already.

Posted by: Jaws at March 05, 2013 08:23 AM (4I3Uo)

67 I don't know. I don't get Rush here.

Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 12:19 PM (53z96)

 

Rush?  The big, breaking "news story of a lifetime"  was going to air on Beck's show until they had some kind of screw up and Paul couldn't come on.  The story on The Blaze currently is that the WH is going to make available the documents saying why they can shoot down Americans overseas with a drone.  Hell, they've done that already and didn't seem to think it was any big deal.  This is supposed to be in conjunction with al-Brennan's confirmation vote, scheduled for later today.

 

Vic, if you do want to listen to anyone not airing in your area, go to I (heart) Radio and stream it.  You can listen to anyone, anywhere, any time.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 05, 2013 08:23 AM (tQHzJ)

68 I'm not worried about attacks on Bob Woodward, he's a has-been.

They'd never come after me, I'm with the Holy New York Times!

Posted by: Bill Keller at March 05, 2013 08:24 AM (mCvL4)

69 I sometimes walk into buildings.  Not like,  bump into,  I mean literally walk into the inside of them.

Posted by: Shoe Leather - Super Snooper at March 05, 2013 08:24 AM (R18D0)

70 You are free to think what we approve of.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 05, 2013 08:24 AM (uhftQ)

71 Real-keeping. Real. Keeping. brb strapping flamethrowers to the Ravage

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Knows it's going to kill us all. at March 05, 2013 08:25 AM (VtjlW)

72 Each comes with a certificate of authenticitynon-Jooooness. FIFY.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2013 08:25 AM (B/VB5)

73 MAR'03
Introducing IN-KLEIN
Issue No. 1, Vol. 1

Alter ego of mild mannered twat Johnathan Klein, IN-KLEIN wields the uncanny ability to seek out lefties in trouble and spray them with his high tech formula of OB-FU-SKATE.

The denizens of Washington DC have nothing to fear when IN-KLEIN is on the ramp of justice!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 05, 2013 08:25 AM (fMgJk)

74 Vic, you can listen to Rush on your computer through the interneck. Try googling ktrh, its a Houston station.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at March 05, 2013 08:26 AM (UU0OF)

75 Vic, if you do want to listen to anyone not airing in your area, go to I (heart) Radio and stream it. You can listen to anyone, anywhere, any time.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 05, 2013 12:23 PM (tQHzJ)


Yeah, shooting Americans with drones overseas is old news. I guess I could go to Rush's web site to listen but I really don't like listening to radio programs on the computer.

Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 08:26 AM (53z96)

76 -even someone with Bill Keller's progressive bona fides--challenges the group consensus he is a villain who will be taken down in a web of hyperlinks and rhetorical fireballs. Meh. Call me when it's time to start slinging lead.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2013 08:26 AM (GFM2b)

77 My super power:  I see dem people.  Then I kiss their ass.  Super fast.  All.  The.  Time.

Posted by: The Pucker at March 05, 2013 08:27 AM (R18D0)

78 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at March 05, 2013 08:27 AM (nUH8H)

79

>>..So in conclusion, moral authority is what Captain America represents. It's something that President Obama is bringing back to our great nation<<<<

 

 

Except for all that unpleaseant drone business and the occasional "exaggeration" or two
.

Posted by: Javems at March 05, 2013 08:27 AM (nTgAI)

80 Heather, that's why they made Les Mis into a movie. Anne Hathaway has even taken the "something must be done" line on her poor, poor character, Fantine. Because a woman with a child out of wedlock and few job skills obviously has to become a prostitute to keep herself and the child alive nowadays.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at March 05, 2013 08:27 AM (uiI1p)

81 How many shades? Perhaps... as many as fifty? ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2013 08:28 AM (GFM2b)

82 New Trailer for Iron Man is 3 up. Robert Downey, Jr. Yum.

Posted by: beacholist at March 05, 2013 08:28 AM (XYSwB)

83

This is the linky.  It went up a couple minutes ago.  This can't be THE news.

 

http://bit.ly/15vtLKK

Posted by: RushBabe at March 05, 2013 08:28 AM (tQHzJ)

84

heartless Republicans are prepared to transform America into “Les Misérables”

 

We're already there. 

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 05, 2013 08:29 AM (n8LUb)

85 And... that's really all I have to say at the moment. Have to go pick up the 5yo from his Preview Day of the private school we'll be putting him in next year (or maybe for the rest of this year, depending on a few things).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at March 05, 2013 08:29 AM (nUH8H)

86 * Note: Tony Stark also had the armor and the genius thing.


Posted by: Ace at 12:05 PM     And I have the Batmobile and Robin has an ass you could bounce quarters off of all day. And I have. Yuuuuuuuumy.

Posted by: Batman at March 05, 2013 08:30 AM (t06LC)

87 Because a woman with a child out of wedlock and few job skills obviously has to become a prostitute to keep herself and the child alive nowadays.

Don't get me started. 

Really, do not get me started.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at March 05, 2013 08:31 AM (/kI1Q)

88 Yeah, shooting Americans with drones overseas is old news. I guess I could go to Rush's web site to listen but I really don't like listening to radio programs on the computer. Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 12:26 PM (53z96) That is the only way I listen. You can listen to Dennis Miller, Beck, Rush, Laura, Hannity, etc. Anyone. Most stations across the country have free streaming, now. You don't have to go to the individual's website. Many of those do not have a link to the free streaming. Dennis does. But, mostly, you just find a radio station that plays them. I always listen the Mark Levin's cast the next day, by downloading his show -- commercial free. It's so nice.

Posted by: beacholist at March 05, 2013 08:31 AM (XYSwB)

89 Keller had no business talking about the President the way he did. It was like rape.

Posted by: Senator Judd at March 05, 2013 08:31 AM (B8S2R)

90 * Note: Tony Stark also had the armor and the genius thing.

And he's hot.

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at March 05, 2013 08:31 AM (/kI1Q)

91 If the GOP still had its winning leaders from 2 decades ago, the words "lame duck" would be floating around, used in every paragraph when asked about sequester or budget or whatever. As in, "it's sad that as Dear Leader becomes a lame duck, he's yet to pass a budget or to have ever shown leadership in getting a budget passed." or "The sequester is actually the last substantial piece of legislation the lame duck dear leader will ever pass, I wonder why he's running from the signature legislation of his presidency?"

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at March 05, 2013 08:32 AM (QxSug)

92   84 heartless Republicans are prepared to transform America into “Les Misérables”

We're already there.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 05, 2013 12:29 PM (n8LUb)

 

Question, wasn't Les Mis set after the French Revolution and after the socilaists had taken over promoting equality over liberty? It seems like that is who Bastiat is railing against in "The Law"

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 08:32 AM (t06LC)

93 * Note: Tony Stark also had the armor and the genius thing. Posted by: Ace at 12:05 PM And I have the Batmobile and Robin has an ass you could bounce quarters off of all day. And I have. Yuuuuuuuumy. Posted by: Batman at March 05, 2013 12:30 PM (t06LC) As always, Dr. Sheldon Cooper says it best - http://youtu.be/wcackzHbBT0

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Knows it's going to kill us all. at March 05, 2013 08:32 AM (VtjlW)

94 Dammit Ezra, this is it! I'm calling your mother!!

Posted by: Bill Keller at March 05, 2013 08:32 AM (mCvL4)

95 No one expects the Journolist inqusition.

Posted by: Ook? at March 05, 2013 08:32 AM (OQpzc)

96 heartless Republicans are prepared to transform America into Les Miserables We're already there. Witness The Bastile, er Detroit.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2013 08:33 AM (GFM2b)

97

If any news should go viral, it's this.  Colorado DEMONRATS berate testimony of a college-age rape victim who testified before the committee.  "We're not here to protect you, we're here to ensure that others on campus aren't made to feel uncomfortable (by you carrying a gun)!  She was assaulted 100 feet from the campus police station.

 

http://bit.ly/YLFmzp

Posted by: RushBabe at March 05, 2013 08:33 AM (tQHzJ)

98 So, who can go back into the files and find the on-record comments from these leftists PRAISING Obama for his brilliant smarts when he executed his dazzling footwork in the Sequester Two-Step?  Because you just know that there was no sharing credit when they thought it was a brilliant move to outfox those slug-brained Republicans who tried to catch Leviathan in their puny little net. 

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 05, 2013 08:33 AM (FkH4y)

99 but I really don't like listening to radio programs on the computer. Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 12:26 PM (53z96) So pipe it through your stereo...

Posted by: alex® at March 05, 2013 08:33 AM (m9cpE)

100 Because a woman with a child out of wedlock and few job skills obviously has to become a prostitute to keep herself and the child alive nowadays. That tattooed man who can't find a job will inevitably end up this way. He is a volunteer working for the democrats, now, after all. What do you think that means.

Posted by: beacholist at March 05, 2013 08:34 AM (XYSwB)

101 as I've always said, we're in the mess we're in because ahhh ummmmm the GOP would have us live in a taxless utopia where people took care of themselves instead of relying on government services..... lame duck

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at March 05, 2013 08:34 AM (QxSug)

102 Yea I just googled it and apparently Rand was going to make the announcement on Beck. I had only heard the the Blaze was going to break something, not that Rand Paul had anything to do with it. Could this be about the FBI investigation into the drone flying over JFK or about all the domestic drones the gubmint is building so they can spy on us? Posted by: Jaimo at March 05, 2013 12:14 PM (9U1OG) Chill man! 41% of Democrats are ok with Obama making unilateral executions of US citizens on US soil with drones!

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at March 05, 2013 08:35 AM (FsUAO)

103 So pipe it through your stereo...

Posted by: alex® at March 05, 2013 12:33 PM (m9cpE)


Well it appears that it wasn't worth listening to anyway.

Posted by: Vic at March 05, 2013 08:35 AM (53z96)

104 I love lib-on-lib smack-downs.

And the term "progressive" makes me want to hurt puppies and kittens.

Progressive = Marxist

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 08:35 AM (UOM48)

105

Bill Keller is a turd.  Who cares if his fellow lefties attack him-I could care less if they tied him to train tracks a la Snidely Whiplash.  Don't waste a bit of caring or concern when a lefty gets attacked by his fellows.  The favor won't be returned.

Posted by: ejo at March 05, 2013 08:35 AM (GXvSO)

106 It's up, and it's a snoozer.

***

And we are now prepared to open Rand Paul's vault.

Posted by: Geraldo! at March 05, 2013 08:36 AM (Hx5uv)

107 It really is the mean girls media, isn't it?

Only they're mostly guys. And they fight like this. http://tinyurl.com/arhmur2

Posted by: Warden at March 05, 2013 08:36 AM (0DlnM)

108 Did we get the February Jobs Report yet?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 05, 2013 08:37 AM (3Aqe5)

109 89 Keller had no business talking about the President the way he did. It was like rape 9/11.

Posted by: Senator Judd at March 05, 2013 12:31 PM (B8S2R




Fixed for extra hysteria.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 08:37 AM (UOM48)

110 92 - 'Les Miserables' does take place after the French Revolution, but the Revolutionaries aren't in charge.  French history after the Revolution is a bit messy, and there was a fair amount of swinging back and forth for the next hundred years.  At the time of LM, the monarchy has been restored (again), so the rebels are trying to re-establish republican rule.  It took several tries before they got rid of the monarchy completely and the Republic took over once and for all.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 05, 2013 08:37 AM (FkH4y)

111 If any news should go viral, it's this. Colorado DEMONRATS berate testimony of a college-age rape victim who testified before the committee. "We're not here to protect you, we're here to ensure that others on campus aren't made to feel uncomfortable (by you carrying a gun)! She was assaulted 100 feet from the campus police station.

***

War on women.

Posted by: Geraldo! at March 05, 2013 08:38 AM (Hx5uv)

112 We need violent overthrow of the media.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 05, 2013 08:38 AM (jicF7)

113 Yes yes, the journolist avenger squad. Gathering a bunch of snarky, talentless goons to perform PR for Obama under the guise of being journalists. That these dolts have jobs underlies the idea that we mean rich conservatives need to buy some fucking ink-barrels, eh? And since, it's been pointed out that the replacement american project is working because Hispanics and Asians and Indians don't vote for the elephants, maybe...just maybe...we should buy some of those funny looking newspapers you see with strange writing on them in the doorways to ethnic restaurants. Inside scoop, those silly foreign language newspapers are apparently left of Stalin, and they're the only source of news for FOB american's who the donkeys will bus to the polls in 2014 and 2016. might want to get on that, put in a conservative non-english option out there.

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at March 05, 2013 08:38 AM (QxSug)

114 Did we get the February Jobs Report yet? Posted by: soothsayer at March 05, 2013 12:37 PM (3Aqe5) There aren't any. You're welcome.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Knows it's going to kill us all. at March 05, 2013 08:38 AM (VtjlW)

115 The progressive left's network of writers may span different magazines and papers but they usually function as a team

I prefer using a different word -- conspiracy.

A secret society, if you will. 

Posted by: Phinn at March 05, 2013 08:38 AM (oFH2D)

116

Marvel Team-Up

 

 

No Capes!

Posted by: Edna at March 05, 2013 08:38 AM (UrENZ)

117 It took several tries before they got rid of the monarchy completely and the Republic took over once and for all. Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 05, 2013 12:37 PM (FkH4y) And was france better off or worse off without the Monarchy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 08:38 AM (9Bj8R)

118 109 89 Keller had no business talking about the President the way he did. It was like rape 9/11. Posted by: Senator Judd at March 05, 2013 12:31 PM (B8S2R Fixed for extra hysteria. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 12:37 PM (UOM4 9/11. Rape. Same thing.

Posted by: Senator Judd at March 05, 2013 08:39 AM (B8S2R)

119 111 If any news should go viral, it's this. Colorado DEMONRATS berate testimony of a college-age rape victim who testified before the committee. "We're not here to protect you, we're here to ensure that others on campus aren't made to feel uncomfortable (by you carrying a gun)! She was assaulted 100 feet from the campus police station. *** War on women. *** sounds to me like the latest hero in the war on women (WOW). Another DSC for a donkey in the WOW.

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at March 05, 2013 08:39 AM (QxSug)

120 Yep, a mere name change to avoid the negative connotations.

104 I love lib-on-lib smack-downs.

And the term "progressive" makes me want to hurt puppies and kittens.

Progressive = Marxist

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 12:35 PM (UOM4

Posted by: Pyrocles at March 05, 2013 08:39 AM (cv5Iw)

121 Ahh yes, the media. That's why we're not discussing the radical progressive agenda to limit standard magazines to an absurd 7 bullets... We're instead fighting dedicated and well-funded folks with their own subliminal (to the LiV) propaganda machine - acting in nothing but the best interest of children to abolish ridiculous high-capacity (I mean, serious you guys - who needs *those*?) magazines for our scary, no-reason-to-exist-other-than-killing-children ASSAULT rifles. I'm familiar with those fucktards...sigh. How long can they continually fellate a sitting President with an official policy of "The Buck Never Stops here." Do thy fucking jobs, Fourth Fucking Estate. Sheesh.

Posted by: akula51 at March 05, 2013 08:39 AM (H3VSP)

122 I always listen the Mark Levin's cast the next day, by downloading his show -- commercial free. It's so nice.

---

Same here.  That is, when I can stand to listen.  He's my favorite conservative talk radio program, but holy hell, my blood pressure can only stand so much hell-in-a-handbasket stuff.

One thing about Mark that impresses me is that he provides his show, pretty much commercial free, on download.  He could easily do the "premium membership" commercial free crap that Rush does, but he doesn't.  He just wants to spread the word.  That goes a long way in my book.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 05, 2013 08:39 AM (ATdet)

123
I prefer using a different word -- conspiracy.

A secret society, if you will.

Posted by: Phinn at March 05, 2013 12:38 PM (oFH2D)

The secret password?

Arugula

Posted by: Warden at March 05, 2013 08:40 AM (0DlnM)

124 Do thy fucking jobs, Fourth Fucking Estate.

Fourth Estate, Fifth Column...math is racist.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at March 05, 2013 08:40 AM (/kI1Q)

125 The secret password?Arugula Posted by: Warden at March 05, 2013 12:40 PM (0DlnM) Swordfish

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 08:40 AM (9Bj8R)

126 What's the difference between a Washington journalist and a whore? One will perform any manner of self-degradation and sexual acts for you for a minimal fee; the other's a whore.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 05, 2013 08:41 AM (5VQkS)

127 Nothing says "throbbing manhood" like the synergistic cojoining of Klein, Sargent and Chait.

Posted by: Fritz at March 05, 2013 08:41 AM (UzPAd)

128 117 It took several tries before they got rid of the monarchy completely and the Republic took over once and for all.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 05, 2013 12:37 PM (FkH4y)

And was france better off or worse off without the Monarchy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 12:38 PM (9Bj8R)

 

 

I'd say worse. You may have died from starvation under both, but at least with the monarchy you did't have to watch for falling 10lb sharpened steel blades on every corner.

The time when the early republic began under Robbspierre is known as "The Terrors." That pretty much sums things up.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 08:42 AM (t06LC)

129 Wait, did Ace just kinda sorta insult Tony Stark? Cause that shit Will. Not. Stand.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 05, 2013 08:43 AM (kOa+e)

130 Here I go again.  When a whole bunch of people who think alike circle jerk each other, is it a conspiracy?



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 05, 2013 08:43 AM (bb5+k)

131 And was france better off or worse off without the Monarchy?

Post-Napoleonic France printed money so fast that some of it was issued before it was fully dried.  They literally ran out of ink from time to time.

And the printers were so overworked, they went on strike. 

There was also a small matter of hyper-inflation, which is not surprising considering the aforementioned frenzy of money-printing. 

Posted by: Phinn at March 05, 2013 08:43 AM (oFH2D)

132 The evidence is clear that Keller is NOT a liberal, or anything close. He was Judy Miller's handler when she was Telling Us Lies, Sweet Lies about WMDs in Iraq while being nightly embedded and before volunteering into jail to protect Poor Widdle Scooter Libby to wit: Cheney's Cheney. So what Ace is doing here is taking a mole rat, putting that mole rat on edge of an aquarium tank full of sharks, and telling us all, Here be sharks. Keller is in fact a weak-hit no-run guy who plays utility outfield in the Media Establishment League, where the stars are people like Woodward and Brokaw.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at March 05, 2013 08:43 AM (21TJo)

133 Special Forces get an increase to their uniform allowance to $446 per year. And by Special Forces I mean TSA dunces. http://tinyurl.com/bxnctq8 Sure glad they're unionized.

Posted by: RWC at March 05, 2013 08:43 AM (fWAjv)

134 Wow, I just got an e-mail on the company account that it's International Woman's Week Mar 4-8. I guess it's 'Sorry about Monday' make-up day, they got the news to us as soon as they could. Another Sequester Impact? Hmmm...

Posted by: akula51 at March 05, 2013 08:43 AM (H3VSP)

135 Journolist=Jacobin Club

And instead of tumbrels we are going to have DHS "mineproof" armored cars.....

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 05, 2013 08:43 AM (VQ9KL)

136 We need violent overthrow of the media.

---

The stark situation of 2013 America is that the media and public education has pretty much pushed us to the brink.  Those two things, exclusively in my book, have caused the near entirety of our troubles as a society.  It's preaching to the choir here, but if we don't somehow find a way to dethrone these radicals, it's curtains.  Brainwashing is very, very effective and they know it.  Adults being brainwashed by the media; kids being brainwashed by the public school system.  An uprising is due.

/2 cents

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 05, 2013 08:44 AM (ATdet)

137 Jornolist Justice League?

http://tinyurl.com/3e9cp6h

Posted by: Bill Keller at March 05, 2013 08:44 AM (mCvL4)

138 @SpecialReport
Secretary of State John Kerry confirms US helping train Syrian opposition: http://fxn.ws/VzJtCZ

If I didn't know better I might think the administration is skirting the edge of a regional war.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 05, 2013 08:45 AM (fMgJk)

139 If any news should go viral, it's this. Colorado DEMONRATS berate
testimony of a college-age rape victim who testified before the
committee. "We're not here to protect you, we're here to ensure that
others on campus aren't made to feel uncomfortable (by you carrying a
gun)! She was assaulted 100 feet from the campus police station.

***

War on women.
Posted by: Geraldo! at March 05, 2013 12:38 PM



The man who said that was being sarcastic.  He apologized for what was coming up with the gun laws that would undoubtedly be passed.  The offensive shit cam later from a "woman" senator, Evie Hudak.

Posted by: huerfano at March 05, 2013 08:45 AM (bAGA/)

140 I just got an e-mail on the company account that it's International Woman's Week Mar 4-8

Which woman?

It's not me, because I'm at work and no one's brought me any chocolate or sammiches or beer.  Harrumph.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at March 05, 2013 08:45 AM (/kI1Q)

141
Well now that Holder has released the documents for legal justification for Barak Obumbler to be the judge, jury and executioner of Americans on American soil, it is like the Avengers.

And we are listed as the bad guys.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2013 08:45 AM (p/cQy)

142 It took several tries before they got rid of the monarchy completely and the Republic took over once and for all.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 05, 2013 12:37 PM (FkH4y)

And was france better off or worse off without the Monarchy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 12:38 PM (9Bj8R)


I think Socialism is merely the replacement of one Monarchy with another.


What happened in America was not a revolution, it was a war of Independence.  In a revolution, those out of power, take power and become the new rulers.  In the US, the people in charge were pretty much the same people who were in charge prior to the War of Independence.



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 05, 2013 08:45 AM (bb5+k)

143

@132

 

From what I can gather from Bastiat, it seems like the post revolution French went full bore socialist. When this collapsed, the monarchy was restored. When that collapsed, back to republic. I don't know much about French history. They have funny names I can't pronounce.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 08:46 AM (t06LC)

144

Keller is in fact a weak-hit no-run guy who plays utility outfield in the Media Establishment League, where the stars are people like Woodward and Brokaw.

 

With Soros the team owner.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 05, 2013 08:46 AM (IDSI7)

145   
      "Throbbing Manhood"  is a great name for a garage band.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 05, 2013 08:46 AM (SAMxH)

146 From what I can gather from Bastiat, it seems like the post revolution French went full bore socialist. When this collapsed, the monarchy was restored. When that collapsed, back to republic. I don't know much about French history. They have funny names I can't pronounce.


They've gone back to the full bore socialism again.  And surprise, it's still not working out.

Posted by: EC at March 05, 2013 08:47 AM (GQ8sn)

147 139 If I didn't know better I might think the administration is skirting the edge of a regional war. Having worked so well in Egypt (Beta test) and Libya (UAT), this was just the natural production deployment of these comprehensive tactics.

Posted by: akula51 at March 05, 2013 08:47 AM (H3VSP)

148

Hang on.  You're saying that Glen Beck hyped something as an earth-shattering scoop that would possibly change the course of history?  And that it actually turned out to be a giant nothingburger?

 

Get the fuck outta here.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 05, 2013 08:47 AM (CJjw5)

149 Wait, did Ace just kinda sorta insult Tony Stark? Cause that shit Will. Not. Stand. Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 05, 2013 12:43 PM (kOa+e) I'm reasonably certain that Tony Stark would consider being called an annoying, smug twat to be a compliment. Completely utterly obligatory - http://youtu.be/NlLeCu63HCA

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Knows it's going to kill us all. at March 05, 2013 08:47 AM (VtjlW)

150

One thing about Mark that impresses me is that he provides his show, pretty much commercial free, on download. He could easily do the "premium membership" commercial free crap that Rush does, but he doesn't. He just wants to spread the word. That goes a long way in my book.

 

Last night's show was one of the better ones.  He mentioned that some in the audience may have already deduced what he's working on night and day when he says, "It will be the state legislatures who save this country."  He's not ready to unveil it for a couple months yet, but he thinks he's got a viable solution to save what's left of us.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 05, 2013 08:47 AM (tQHzJ)

151 @SpecialReport
Secretary of State John Kerry confirms US helping train Syrian opposition: http://fxn.ws/VzJtCZ

***

And Kerry says Obama is not kidding about striking Iran.  His super power is big-mouthed stupidity and dishonesty.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 05, 2013 08:47 AM (Hx5uv)

152

From what I can gather from Bastiat, it seems like the post revolution French went full bore socialist. When this collapsed, the monarchy was restored. When that collapsed, back to republic. I don't know much about French history.

 

Yep. Indecisive assholes. They've gone through something like five republics and three empires in the last 200 years.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 05, 2013 08:47 AM (IDSI7)

153 "Have to go pick up the 5yo from his Preview Day of the private school we'll be putting him in next year (or maybe for the rest of this year, depending on a few things). I hope you warned him that if they give him a pop tart, not to bite it into the shape of a gun. They might call in a swat team. Oh, wait, no that would be a public school with those oh so brilliant and professional union teachers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2013 08:47 AM (rkBH3)

154 Decided today that any time a government employee asks me a question I will answer it with - "I want to say...." If it's good enough for Big Lesbian Sis, it's good enough for me.

Posted by: Whatev at March 05, 2013 08:48 AM (A7Wh1)

155 So in conclusion, moral authority is what Captain America represents. It's something that President Obama is bringing back to our great nation."


Posted by: palin steele at June 05, 2009 06:44 PM (VDj74)


So Obama is Captain America? I dunno. Sounds more like the cabin boy on the good ship Venus.



Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2013 08:48 AM (673KB)

156 Make that 250 years.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 05, 2013 08:48 AM (IDSI7)

157 141 I just got an e-mail on the company account that it's International Woman's Week Mar 4-8 ---------------- Which woman? It's not me, because I'm at work and no one's brought me any chocolate or sammiches or beer. Harrumph. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at March 05, 2013 12:45 PM (/kI1Q) *tosses Heather a beer* Do it Stone Cold style. Rip the top open, give everybody the finger and then slam it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 05, 2013 08:49 AM (kOa+e)

158 Last night's show was one of the better ones. He mentioned that some in the audience may have already deduced what he's working on night and day when he says, "It will be the state legislatures who save this country." He's not ready to unveil it for a couple months yet, but he thinks he's got a viable solution to save what's left of us.

Secession?

Posted by: Phinn at March 05, 2013 08:49 AM (oFH2D)

159

@143

 

I do know that some of the founders initally cheered the revolution, (Jefferson mostly) but when news of the horrors started coming out thier view soured. Lafayette was even locked in the Bastille by the Jacobins despite aiding the revolutionaries because of his noble birth.  

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 08:49 AM (t06LC)

160 Hang on. You're saying that Glen Beck hyped something as an earth-shattering scoop that would possibly change the course of history? And that it actually turned out to be a giant nothingburger?

Get the fuck outta here.


Glenn Beck  --  The epitome of hyperbole.

Posted by: eleven at March 05, 2013 08:50 AM (KXm42)

161
I'm reasonably certain that Tony Stark would consider being called an annoying, smug twat to be a compliment.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Knows it's going to kill us all. at March 05, 2013 12:47 PM (VtjlW)



"Name a shrub after me... something prickly and hard to eradicate."

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 05, 2013 08:50 AM (bb5+k)

162
Yep. Indecisive assholes. They've gone through something like five republics and three empires in the last 200 years.

***

And they are still looking for a path to prosperity that doesn't involve work.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 05, 2013 08:51 AM (Hx5uv)

163

:::So Obama is Captain America? I dunno. Sounds more like the cabin boy on the good ship Venus.:::

 

The cabin boy, the cabin boy

That dirty little nipper!

Packed his ass with broken glass

And circumcised the skipper!

 

Said the world was round-o!

Said it couldn't be found-o!

Hypothetical, navigatin' son of a bitch Columbo!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 05, 2013 08:51 AM (CJjw5)

164 Yep. Indecisive assholes. They've gone through something like five republics and three empires in the last 200 years. And don't forget a complete capitulation.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2013 08:51 AM (GFM2b)

165 141 Which woman? No shit there. People misusing apostrophes and confusing possession with plurality gets my blood pressure up there almost as high as seeing SCOAMF on the TeeVee. Watching our language descend into the shitter is just like watching commercials for "The End" IMO. Dumbass: "I loved the 80's." Me: "Oh, you mean the 80s." Dumbass: "No, man - the 80's" Me: "Just what the fuck did the 1980s possess???" Sigh...

Posted by: akula51 at March 05, 2013 08:51 AM (H3VSP)

166 I just got an e-mail on the company account that it's International Woman's Week Mar 4-8 Which woman? It's not me, because I'm at work and no one's brought me any chocolate or sammiches or beer. Harrumph. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at March 05, 2013 12:45 PM (/kI1Q) *buffs nails* Ahem. Hmm. Now I'm pondering what the appropriate celebrations would be for International 'Ette Month (like we'd accept a week pffft) Stompy boots, chocolate and booze are de rigueur, naturellement. What else? *taps chin* Oh! Raptor jousting, of course. What else, what else? *ponders*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Knows it's going to kill us all. at March 05, 2013 08:51 AM (VtjlW)

167 Yep. Indecisive assholes. They've gone through something like five republics and three empires in the last 200 years.


Surrender is an art-form.

Posted by: eleven at March 05, 2013 08:51 AM (KXm42)

168 Glenn Beck -- The epitome of hyperbole.

***

I beg to differ.  Art Bell was the epitome of hyperbole.  He had you believing that next week he would have the final proof of the alien invasion.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 05, 2013 08:52 AM (Hx5uv)

169 "Name a shrub after me... something prickly and hard to eradicate." Dickweed?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2013 08:52 AM (GFM2b)

170 107 It really is the mean girls media, isn't it?

Only they're mostly guys. And they fight like this. http://tinyurl.com/arhmur2

Posted by: Warden at March 05, 2013 12:36 PM (0DlnM)


Sissy-Boy Slap Fight

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at March 05, 2013 08:53 AM (RRbuy)

171
Dumbass: "I loved the 80's."

Me: "Oh, you mean the 80s."

Dumbass: "No, man - the 80's"

Me: "Just what the fuck did the 1980s possess???"

Sigh...

Posted by: akula51 at March 05, 2013 12:51 PM (H3VSP)


Punk'd!

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 05, 2013 08:53 AM (Hx5uv)

172

:::Hmm. Now I'm pondering what the appropriate celebrations would be for International 'Ette Month (like we'd accept a week pffft)

Stompy boots, chocolate and booze are de rigueur, naturellement. What else? *taps chin* Oh! Raptor jousting, of course. What else, what else? *ponders*:::

 

Wednesday is already Hunky Hump Day at the H2.  What else do you selfish skirts need?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 05, 2013 08:54 AM (CJjw5)

173 Big Bang Theory > Glen Beck

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 05, 2013 08:54 AM (jucos)

174

Progressive = Marxist


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 12:35 PM

 

Yep. A nearby church (referred to in Familia Guevara as the "Granola Church," because it's full of fruits, nuts, and flakes) recently listed its upcoming sermon as "What is progressive Christianity?"

 

That's easy. It's communism with a little bit of Christian cologne sprinkled over that turd to hide the smell.

 

Btw, this is the same church that when we were looking for a daycare place mentioned that they had a bunch of HIV-positive kids, and they hoped that that wouldn't be a problem. Problem? No, of course not, why wouldn't we want our toddlers to play with other toddlers carrying a communicable deadly disease? Don't be silly.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 05, 2013 08:54 AM (IDSI7)

175 I prefer using a different word -- conspiracy.

A secret society, if you will.

Posted by: Phinn at March 05, 2013 12:38 PM (oFH2D)

The secret password?Arugula


I thought it was "Nonfat Double Macciatto." 

Huh.  They must've changed it.

Posted by: Phinn at March 05, 2013 08:54 AM (oFH2D)

176 Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak was the first foreign counterpart to meet the new US Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel Tuesday. (AFP) If you met one jew, you've met them all.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 08:54 AM (9Bj8R)

177 I love lib-on-lib smack-downs.

And the term "progressive" makes me want to hurt puppies and kittens.

Progressive = Marxist

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 12:35 PM (UOM4

 

'Progressive' did not always equal 'Marxist'. Marxists stole the word because of the gulag/death-camp connotations to the word 'Marxist'. Being a progressive once meant believing in progress, the advancement of civilization, so you can see why lowlife, rat bastard, soul-killing, humanity-hating, godless communists would want to steal it and use it for their own purposes.

Posted by: troyriser at March 05, 2013 08:55 AM (vtiE6)

178 I beg to differ. Art Bell was the epitome of hyperbole. He had you believing that next week he would have the final proof of the alien invasion.

Ahhhhyesss....Art Bell.  I had a co-worker on the second shift who would come rushing into my room breathlessly telling me to "turn the fucking radio the Art Bell quick!"

Posted by: eleven at March 05, 2013 08:55 AM (KXm42)

179 Post-Napoleonic France printed money so fast that some of it was issued before it was fully dried. They literally ran out of ink from time to time.

And the printers were so overworked, they went on strike.

There was also a small matter of hyper-inflation, which is not surprising considering the aforementioned frenzy of money-printing.

----

History.

Never Learn

Doomed.


.... some assembly NOT required

Posted by: fixerupper at March 05, 2013 08:55 AM (nELVU)

180 FYI...Pat and Stu on the Blaze are saying the Rand Paul story has not broken yet and they will get it out ASAP

Posted by: BSR at March 05, 2013 08:55 AM (CBCxo)

181 Stompy boots, chocolate and booze are de rigueur, naturellement. What else? *taps chin* Oh! Raptor jousting, of course. What else, what else? *ponders*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Knows it's going to kill us all. at March 05, 2013 12:51 PM (VtjlW



Daily shirtless pics of Adam Baldwin.

Posted by: Chris Hayes and Toure at March 05, 2013 08:56 AM (UOM48)

182 UK diplomat flees protests at West Bank university By JPOST.COM STAFF, KHALED ABU TOAMEH03/05/2013 16:09 Consul-General Sir Vincent Fean was at Birzeit University to discuss UK policy on Mideast, left abruptly after protests erupted. But Israel is suppose to "negotiate" with these animals?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2013 08:56 AM (9Bj8R)

183 Want to brighten your day. (by brighten I mean seething rage) Do a image search with just 'TSA.' Who knew you can molest children in public, and get paid for it.

Posted by: RWC at March 05, 2013 08:56 AM (fWAjv)

184

141 Which woman?

 

If you figure it out, please tell me, because we have a "Woman's Center" here, and I'm still trying to figure out which woman it belongs to.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 05, 2013 08:56 AM (IDSI7)

185 Glenn Beck -- The epitome of hyperbole. ----- You can be sure there will be no earth shattering information being released. Mainly because no matter what it is, be it the president shooting someone in the head on live TV, or Big Sis opening fire on an airport, it will be reported as minor, and somehow the fault of republicans.

Posted by: Whatev at March 05, 2013 08:56 AM (A7Wh1)

186 Rip the top open, give everybody the finger and then slam it.

I've got electrolytes.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at March 05, 2013 08:56 AM (/kI1Q)

187 So Syria will now look like Egypt and Libya?Overthrow the "dictators"  and the Muslim Brotherhood takes over. Hurray , another Arab Spring...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at March 05, 2013 08:56 AM (9+ccr)

188 LOL!  Epic fail at sock removal! 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2013 08:56 AM (UOM48)

189 Inside scoop, those silly foreign language newspapers are apparently left of Stalin, and they're the only source of news for FOB american's who the donkeys will bus to the polls in 2014 and 2016.

might want to get on that, put in a conservative non-english option out there.

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at March 05, 2013 12:38 PM (QxSug)


Excellent idea, and I'd be willing to bet that many of those papers could be bought very cheap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2013 08:56 AM (673KB)

190

169 -

 

I used to love Art.  He would have some guest on, saying the most absurd things, and Art would respond by saying things like "that's incredible," or "what an unbelievable story!" 

 

The guest would hear "I believe you!"  What I would hear was "another stupid twit I have to listen to because that's the show I do..."

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2013 08:57 AM (TOk1P)

191
I don't know, I listen to Dennis Miller.  Fuckin Fienstein on the bottom of the news said that now that those docs have been released they can approve muzzie wannabe Brennan.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2013 08:58 AM (p/cQy)

192 I just got an e-mail on the company account that it's International Woman's Week Mar 4-8

Which woman?

It's not me, because I'm at work and no one's brought me any chocolate or sammiches or beer. Harrumph.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at March 05, 2013 12:45 PM

Men rape their inboxes when they delete those emails.

Sometimes you have to find your pig

Posted by: Ashley Judd at March 05, 2013 08:58 AM (mCvL4)

193 'Progressive' did not always equal 'Marxist'. Marxists stole the word because of the gulag/death-camp connotations to the word 'Marxist'. Being a progressive once meant believing in progress, the advancement of civilization, so you can see why lowlife, rat bastard, soul-killing, humanity-hating, godlesscommunists would want to steal it and use it for their own purposes.

Posted by: troyriser at March 05, 2013 12:55 PM (vtiE6)


"Progressive" is a turn of the 20th Century term referring to those people who advocated for governmental intervention to make society a better place.  They worked to enact child labor laws, and workplace safety laws,  minority population control (Margaret Sanger), Women's suffrage and Alcohol Prohibition. 



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 05, 2013 08:58 AM (bb5+k)

194

:::I used to love Art. He would have some guest on, saying the most absurd things, and Art would respond by saying things like "that's incredible," or "what an unbelievable story!" :::

 

But when Whitley Strieber was on and said, "I believe you," he most likely meant it.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 05, 2013 08:58 AM (CJjw5)

195 The secret password?Arugula I thought it was "Nonfat Double Macciatto." Huh. They must've changed it. No wonder I can't access the WiFi.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2013 08:58 AM (GFM2b)

196 Progressive = Marxist

***

Yes but you can't blame them.  "Progressives" sounds so much better than "death camp facilitators."

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 05, 2013 09:00 AM (Hx5uv)

197

@137  An uprising is due.    / 2cents

 

I don't disagree with a single word.  But getting that giant wheel moving from a dead stop is a daunting, Herculean   task. 

 

So is stopping it when you get to your destination.

 

These bastards are playing with matches in the middle of  100 acres of  parched Southern California scrub.  I wonder if they realize that?

 

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Jaws at March 05, 2013 09:01 AM (4I3Uo)

198

>>Hmm. Now I'm pondering what the appropriate celebrations would be for International 'Ette Month (like we'd accept a week pffft)

 

2014: The Year of Alextopia.

 

Now accepting applications for Chairmen of each month's celebrations/sacrifices.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 05, 2013 09:01 AM (SUKHu)

199 ......and Alcohol Prohibition.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 05, 2013 12:58 PM (bb5+k)


Point of order.   Prohibition was pushed mostly by what we would call today So-Cons or derisively "The Bible Thumpers.'


Hardly progressives


That is all.   Carry on.



Posted by: fixerupper at March 05, 2013 09:01 AM (nELVU)

200 Which woman? Witchy woman. (oooh, oooh)

Posted by: soothsayer at March 05, 2013 09:01 AM (3Aqe5)

201 Wonder Twat Powers Activate!

Posted by: Bosk at March 05, 2013 09:02 AM (n2K+4)

202 Wednesday is already Hunky Hump Day at the H2. What else do you selfish skirts need? Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 05, 2013 12:54 PM (CJjw5) ICBMs. Duh.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Knows it's going to kill us all. at March 05, 2013 09:02 AM (VtjlW)

203 16 "I do know that some of the founders initally cheered the revolution, (Jefferson mostly) but when news of the horrors startedcoming out thier view soured. Lafayettewas even locked in theBastille by the Jacobinsdespite aiding the revolutionaries because of his noble birth.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 05, 2013 12:49 PM (t06LC)"

 

I don't think Lafayette spent time in the Bastille. The timing would be wrong, after all - the revolutionaries seized the Bastille and then they razed it; they didn't use it themselves.  Lafayette was a big supporter of the Revolution at the beginning, and worked on their side.  He turned against it when it became anti-monarchist and the King and his family were arrested and imprisoned.  At the beginning, there was an attempt to turn the king into a constitutional monarch, like Britain had, to prevent power from becoming too concentrated in one place.  He fled France and turned himself over to the Austrians, who promptly imprisoned him.  They couldn't trust someone who'd been so active in the Revolution.  He eventually got out and lived a long life.

 

Oh, and it's true that the American revolutionaries were initially excited and supportive of the French Revolution, and began turning against it when it grew violent and bloody.  EXCEPT Jefferson - he became more enthusiastic the worse things got in France, as opposed to Washington, who quickly saw that things were going to hell there.  I've always thought Jefferson was a creep; he liked all the executions as the Terror got underway.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 05, 2013 09:03 AM (FkH4y)

204

heartless Republicans are prepared to transform America into “Les Misérables”

---

Excuse'moi, but that'd be FRENCH. So i think Not

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 05, 2013 09:03 AM (SO2Q8)

205

196 -

 

Yeah, I think he had guests he believed, but it was like the old Chicken McNuggets.  Occasionally you'd get a piece with real chicken in it, but mostly it was mixed up parts of who-knows-where-it-came-from. 

 

Art had to swallow the garbage most of the time  so he could pay the bills. 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2013 09:03 AM (TOk1P)

206 I must confess.....I sometimes watch the BBT.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 05, 2013 09:03 AM (uhftQ)

207 Excellent idea, and I'd be willing to bet that many of those papers could be bought very cheap. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2013 12:56 PM (673KB) ******* I know, right? What the fuck? Why isn't the GOP on this? It's like with voter fraud, dup dee do, nothing to worry about

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at March 05, 2013 09:04 AM (QxSug)

208 Point of order. Prohibition was pushed mostly by what we would call today So-Cons or derisively "The Bible Thumpers.'
Hardly progressives

That is all. Carry on.


Posted by: fixerupper at March 05, 2013 01:01 PM (nELVU)


Somewhat, but their support overlapped Woman Suffragists.  Look up "Temperance league."



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 05, 2013 09:04 AM (bb5+k)

209 When I worked nights I used to listen to him, his younger wife died and how upset he was. Few months later, he is happy as can be. Went to the Phillipines and got a new 20 something wife.

Posted by: madamex at March 05, 2013 09:05 AM (+kvQd)

210

'Progressive' did not always equal 'Marxist'. Marxists stole the word because of the gulag/death-camp connotations to the word 'Marxist'.

 

 

Notice how leftists keep changing their branding. When are seen to have shit the bed, they change names, in hopes that LIVs won't realize that this is the same crew/policy with a different name (see, e.g., ACORN, JournoList, relief -> welfare -> AFDC -> EBT).

 

Also, the USSR used the term "progressive" for decades ("progressive forces") going back to the Spanish Civil War. Then our homegrown Reds adopted it (coincidence? Nope - just like the "Forward!" bullshit pushed now echoes the name of a communist newspaper of the 1950s) when "liberal" became a term of disparagement.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 05, 2013 09:06 AM (IDSI7)

211

"Nope - just like the "Forward!" bullshit pushed now echoes the name of a communist newspaper of the 1950s) when "liberal" became a term of disparagement."

 

It pisses me off to no end that they stole and destroyed the word liberal.  The meaning never, ever applied to them in the first place.  When the hell have "liberals" espoused a maximization of liberty in anything other than diddling a child, fucking a horse, or roto-rooting a fetus?  If it aint  in some way about their junk, they could give a rat's ass.

Posted by: Jaws at March 05, 2013 09:12 AM (4I3Uo)

212 Somewhat, but their support overlapped Woman Suffragists. Look up "Temperance league."

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 05, 2013 01:04 PM (bb5+k)

"We never eat cookies 'cause cookies have yeast,

And one little bite turns a man to a beast.

Can you imagine a greater disgrace,

Than a man in the gutter with crumbs on his face?



Away, away with rum by gum, with rum by gum, with rum, by gum,

Away, away with rum, by gum, is the song of the Temperance Union."


And formatting be damned!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2013 09:12 AM (673KB)

213

"We never eat fruitcake because it has rum,

And one little bite turns a man to a bum

Oh, can you imagine a sadder disgrace

Than a man in the gutter with crumbs on his face!"

 

I can't remember where I learned that funny song - maybe at summer camp.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 05, 2013 09:15 AM (FkH4y)

214 Oops, I re-used your closing line!  It should be "Oh, can you imagine a sorrier sight Than a man eating fruitcake until he gets tight!"

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 05, 2013 09:16 AM (FkH4y)

215 There are some hilarious songs being posted in this thread.

I did a web search on the Columbo song... nsfw. But lol.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 05, 2013 09:26 AM (QTHTd)

216

At what point does the victim of the constant attacks just sigh and say "Oh, its you guys again.  Do you guys have anything remotely resembling a life or is 'twitter troll' the apex of your aspirations?"

 

To me, attacks are useful if they are used rarely.  Constant attacks lose potency.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at March 05, 2013 09:33 AM (hLRSq)

217 "Progressive" is a turn of the 20th Century term referring to those people who advocated for governmental intervention to make society a better place. They worked to enact child labor laws, and workplace safety laws, minority population control (Margaret Sanger), Women's suffrage and Alcohol Prohibition.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 05, 2013 12:58 PM (bb5+k)

 

Margaret Sanger and 'minority birth control' and abortion were/are associated with Progressivism, but I'm not defending Progressivism or Margaret Sanger (or abortion or eugenics or any of that). I'm simply saying that Marxists call themselves 'progressives' because the word 'Marxism' creates all sorts of very unfriendly picture-images in our heads: killing fields, gulags, mass starvation, purges; hence, New Coke.

 

As an aside, the enactment of child labor laws was necessary and right, and so were workplace safety laws. My great-grandfather was pulled out of school and put to work in the coal mines (Kentucky) when he was 10 years old because little kids could go into tight places where adults couldn't. He later taught himself enough to be functionally literate and fairly good with numbers, and thought his factory job in Indiana was paradise on earth--which it was, by comparison.

Posted by: troyriser at March 05, 2013 09:38 AM (vtiE6)

218 (rushes in, panting) Sorry I'm late! (takes a deep breath) MFM delenda est. Because of the collusion and conspiracy against facts in favor of ideology.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i] at March 05, 2013 09:52 AM (bxiXv)

219 It is critical that correctly-thinking persons with a public audience, like journalists of conscience, work to subvert the public narratives of racist hate for our President. I salute these brave comrades in the struggle to move America FORWARD!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at March 05, 2013 10:44 AM (jCQ+I)

220 "It's also wrong to call this a Marvel Team-Up because none of them have superpowers, unless being an annoying, smug twat is now enough to get you into the Avengers." They certainly seem to think of it as a superpower. Mediocre minds with delusions of grandeur.

Posted by: Saber Alter at March 05, 2013 10:58 AM (mMtFx)

221 Note: Tony Stark also had the armor and the genius thing. Don't forget playboy and philanthropist.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at March 05, 2013 11:24 AM (1hM1d)

222 The first thing we do, let's kill all the JournoListers.

Posted by: William Shakespeare at March 05, 2013 11:47 AM (eHIJJ)

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