July 31, 2013
— Ace Here's a palate cleanser.
And I don't care who you are, you'll have at least the seed of a tear in the corner of your eye.
(In a good way.)
Video here or below.
I suppose that's a metaphor for or analogy to whatever you'd like.
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Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2013 01:44 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2013 01:46 PM (+98Gb)
Posted by: ace at July 31, 2013 01:47 PM (/IWYB)
Posted by: The NSA at July 31, 2013 01:47 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at July 31, 2013 01:47 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 31, 2013 01:47 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 01:49 PM (J79eW)
Posted by: sybilll at July 31, 2013 01:49 PM (9gyxj)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2013 01:49 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2013 01:49 PM (paVhE)
Posted by: OrientalShorthairBreeder at July 31, 2013 01:50 PM (OVoV6)
He'll be on a private jet to the Vineyard soon.
Anyhow, I love that little puppy so much. Want.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 01:50 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at July 31, 2013 01:50 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Shonuff at July 31, 2013 01:51 PM (jo0fs)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2013 01:51 PM (pZ0pM)
Posted by: oprah at July 31, 2013 01:51 PM (BQ10H)
Posted by: oprah at July 31, 2013 05:51 PM (BQ10H)
Only his black half!
--- Rev. Al
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 01:52 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: tcn at July 31, 2013 01:53 PM (RnmNY)
Posted by: Baraki McFuckstick at July 31, 2013 01:53 PM (t6DOk)
Posted by: USA at July 31, 2013 01:53 PM (VIaw0)
Posted by: Waldo at July 31, 2013 01:53 PM (tCBZk)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 31, 2013 01:53 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 31, 2013 01:54 PM (cRPJq)
My cat is from Satan and if he chews up another one of my shirts he's going back.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2013 01:54 PM (8ZskC)
/I denounce myself.
Posted by: tcn at July 31, 2013 01:55 PM (RnmNY)
Posted by: Kensington at July 31, 2013 01:55 PM (Yy2ZT)
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at July 31, 2013 01:55 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 31, 2013 01:55 PM (VIaw0)
Posted by: Ma Bell at July 31, 2013 01:55 PM (RLdcX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2013 01:56 PM (iQit/)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at July 31, 2013 01:56 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2013 05:54 PM (8ZskC)
To be fair, who are you to leave a shirt out there right in the open for the cat to chew on?
Posted by: tcn at July 31, 2013 01:56 PM (RnmNY)
Posted by: UWP at July 31, 2013 01:56 PM (r98SZ)
Posted by: Waldo at July 31, 2013 01:56 PM (tCBZk)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2013 01:57 PM (NEIxp)
He also ate half a Torah and several down bedspreads and pillows, part of a couch.
(yes she is still alive) and now i like her a lot, it might turn to love if she would stop eating our dinner if left unattended for a moment.
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 01:57 PM (Jy4tI)
Loves to talk about how much they spent on their pets.
Our two kittehs were abandoned babies (and one was horribly abused as a 4 week-old). They are 11 and 12 years old and purrfect. Son picked out the 11 year-old, and she grieved when he left for boot camp.
They're going to be over the moon when he's home for good.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 01:58 PM (lVPtV)
OT - Kristin Chenowith mocked Anothony Weiner last night on Leno with a parody version of the song "Popular". She's nicer to Huma than I think is probably deserved, though.
Video at the link -
Posted by: junior at July 31, 2013 01:58 PM (UWFpX)
Years ago my mother told me about a litter of puppies her dog had when my mother was a young girl (40's). They couldn't walk either. My mother and her siblings taped popsicle sticks to their legs to help them. Took time, but worked.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 31, 2013 01:58 PM (6H6o8)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 01:59 PM (Jy4tI)
Dogs are who they are, and we love them anyway.
People, OTOH, are insufferable jerks. Most of 'em, anyway. Well, certainly the ones who vote democrap.
Posted by: tcn at July 31, 2013 01:59 PM (RnmNY)
" 'I think in an odd way, this is a great test for the kind of mayor I will be," [Anthony Weiner] said in the Daily News interview. 'I will not quit on my stool.' "--Edward-Isaac Dovere and Maggie Haberman, Politico.com, July 30
Posted by: WalrusRex at July 31, 2013 02:00 PM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 31, 2013 05:54 PM (cRPJq)
maybe. but i met one such a swedish woman. who went on and on about "how it was done in sweden"and she actually CASTIGATED me for doing my rescue work with the horses, because she thought they should have been "mercifully shot, to make room, because there are so meany healthy ones who need homes."
she said the vet who worked with me should have been brought up on charges of animal cruelty too! for. helping. helpless. starved. sick. horses. recover. from. abuse.
words fail.
But at least she was equal opportunity regarding killing the weak and helpless. She made clear she thought the same of the neighbor's handicapped daughter out playing with her dogs.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at July 31, 2013 02:00 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2013 02:00 PM (paVhE)
Stop sitting on puppies and they won't be flat anymore!
Posted by: Reggie Love at July 31, 2013 02:00 PM (44jNh)
Posted by: Cato at July 31, 2013 02:01 PM (2PpNl)
You find owners dumping their dog of ten years old etc because hey I'm having a baby and well you know a baby and a dog ! no way!
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 02:01 PM (Jy4tI)
How did she like the Torah? I'm thinking of getting mine a Koran.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2013 02:01 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 31, 2013 02:01 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at July 31, 2013 06:00 PM (r7Ddb)
You might have mentioned that she was at risk due to her mental and emotional handicap.
Posted by: tcn at July 31, 2013 02:02 PM (RnmNY)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 31, 2013 02:02 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 02:02 PM (Jy4tI)
Got on the boat a year ago and one was riding with us to the beach. I was all, "Awwww...cute baby!"
We got back to the marina after leaving the beach and husband said, "Look who sat on the 'cute baby.'"
It had crawled under my seat cushion and I squashed it. I still hate my husband for letting me know.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 02:03 PM (lVPtV)
How did she like the Torah? I'm thinking of getting mine a Koran.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2013 06:01 PM (8ZskC)
NOT FOR EATING!!! Do you want to poison the poor animal? Those are strictly for pissing on.
Posted by: tcn at July 31, 2013 02:03 PM (RnmNY)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 02:03 PM (Jy4tI)
The only thing that would be cuter would be such puppies running on rainbows, with baby kittens and baby unicorns cheering them on.
Posted by: itzWicks at July 31, 2013 02:03 PM (i9Wwj)
My old girl-cat "guards" the bathroom door when I'm showering. I don't know what she'd do if someone came at me. Yowl? It's sweet anyway.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 02:04 PM (44jNh)
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at July 31, 2013 06:00 PM (r7Ddb)
Isn't that the country where they have codified the proper way to have sex with your farm animal?
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 31, 2013 02:04 PM (6H6o8)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2013 02:04 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Barack, Abortionist in Chief at July 31, 2013 02:05 PM (RfJHy)
No wonder he was flat.
Meanie.
Posted by: Mama AJ at July 31, 2013 06:00 PM (SUKHu)
dat was evil, and i laughed. i couldn't help it.
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 02:05 PM (Jy4tI)
You might have mentioned that she was at risk due to her mental and emotional handicap.
Posted by: tcn at July 31, 2013 06:02 PM (RnmNY)
better. i told her i got the idea from her.
her best breeding stallion had a broken hip as a foal. i told her i got the idea from seeing her success with him. She turned purple with rage but could say nothing. She had him shot before she moved to the US so that nobody else could use him and she would have a monopoly on his bloodline. The woman is a Piece Of WORK. (and by work i mean something else)
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at July 31, 2013 02:06 PM (r7Ddb)
>>My cats know less than 24 hours after my wife left that she isn't around, and they're "worried" about her.
You should have heard the lectures I got when TWO family members were away at the same time.
Posted by: Mama AJ at July 31, 2013 02:06 PM (SUKHu)
Posted by: Cold Rage at July 31, 2013 02:06 PM (QNHXm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2013 02:06 PM (iQit/)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 31, 2013 02:06 PM (ZshNr)
You could have just posted the Kate Upton on a horse thing. I had three misty eyes over that one.
Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at July 31, 2013 02:07 PM (Lq5WC)
as she is now imperfect?
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 02:07 PM (Jy4tI)
Tell me that even if it's not true.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at July 31, 2013 06:04 PM (qyfb5)
i did the verbal equivalent. She left in a huff. See above
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at July 31, 2013 02:07 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Old Jewish Comedian at July 31, 2013 02:08 PM (Lq5WC)
***
Have you ever seen people? They're OK in the abstract but when you're actually with one, it isn't pretty.
Posted by: WalrusRex at July 31, 2013 02:08 PM (Hx5uv)
I'm sorry. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I never received a memo from you defining shirt-chewing policy.
Posted by: CiceroCat at July 31, 2013 02:08 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 02:08 PM (Jy4tI)
One day she came downstairs and didn't go back to his room again. It was like there was no life in her.
The day we brought him home, he walked in the door (literally looking like a different person) and called his "babies" and they were both afraid of him at first. Then the younger one he adopted ran up to him and he scooped her in his arms. She purred and rubbed herself all over his face and slept with him every night while he was home.
Every time he came home since that first visit, they seemed to know he'd leave and return.
They love to spend time with him in his room, listen to him play guitar, and sniff among his things.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 02:08 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 02:08 PM (44jNh)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2013 02:10 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 31, 2013 02:11 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 06:08 PM (44jNh)
Yeah. I'm not allowed in... when you're around.
Posted by: bonehomme's cat at July 31, 2013 02:11 PM (Lq5WC)
Eventually, she healed up, and motored around pretty good. Walking around on the walls was doable, but the porch ceiling was apparently too much with only 3-legs. She cranked out several batches of baby geckos before she went missing one day and I never saw her again.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 31, 2013 02:12 PM (S3yfV)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 31, 2013 02:13 PM (ZshNr)
I was in church this Sunday, about 2/3rds through the service, when an obviously homeless guy wanders in and starts rambling through the aisles, looking for a seat. He found one, and the service didn't miss a beat.
Afterwards, during coffee hour, I started talking with him. He was definitely a bit screwy, but really he was just looking for a ride from some solicitous Christian sort to a mall about 10 miles away. He knew exactly what he was doing and was playing the system.
I had a thing so I couldn't do it. I was glad I had the thing because I didn't want to do it, because I don't like being played. I probably wouldn't have done it regardless, because I don't like being played.
My point: I dunno, people suck?
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2013 02:14 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Huckleberry Finn at July 31, 2013 02:14 PM (L0/bQ)
Posted by: MoeRon at July 31, 2013 02:14 PM (TFsVB)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 31, 2013 02:15 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Clownf*cker at July 31, 2013 02:15 PM (6GTD7)
If you've learned to open the door, you're welcome to sleep on the bed. The wife won't let you in because she's the one who made the rule.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 02:15 PM (2hTlI)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 31, 2013 06:13 PM (ZshNr)
what a good cat-dad. you do it right!
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at July 31, 2013 02:15 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2013 02:16 PM (iQit/)
Posted by: bonhomme
We're the opposite. The wife always wants to let the dog sleep with us, and I say no.
I actually won this one, so I don't think she really wants the company.
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2013 02:17 PM (6TB1Z)
Go Mick.
With the loving trainers that you have I think you're gonna' be able to go upstairs with a roundhouse kick soon.
If not, that's cool too bro. U got heart.
Posted by: Dr. Moreau’s Favorite at July 31, 2013 02:17 PM (iMxCf)
Posted by: soothsayer went to phoenix az all the way to tacoma at July 31, 2013 02:18 PM (mEZ82)
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Posted by: soothsayer went to phoenix az all the way to tacoma at July 31, 2013 02:21 PM (mEZ82)
Posted by: Cold Rage at July 31, 2013 02:21 PM (QNHXm)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 31, 2013 06:21 PM (SY2Kh)
and rides a bike, shoots hoops, bowls...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 02:22 PM (lVPtV)
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Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 02:23 PM (lDXPG)
To be fair, who are you to leave a shirt out there right in the open for the cat to chew on?
Posted by: tcn at July 31, 2013 05:56 PM (RnmNY)
The owner.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2013 02:24 PM (sQ0LB)
Posted by: panzernashorn at July 31, 2013 02:24 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 31, 2013 02:26 PM (hl24d)
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Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 31, 2013 02:30 PM (S13Qm)
My sister and I were beyond horrified, and pulled one newborn out of the cage, determined to "save" it. It died in an hour. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 02:31 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: soothsayer went to phoenix az all the way to tacoma at July 31, 2013 02:32 PM (mEZ82)
The how a siphon works was baffling the three of them. No freaking clue. Magic.
How do you get to be a teenager in a sketchy neighborhood and NOT know how to siphon liquids? Has our youth become so incompetent they can't even figure out how to steal gas anymore?
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 31, 2013 02:33 PM (S3yfV)
Posted by: 'ron ducking and scurrying away at July 31, 2013 02:34 PM (XvHmy)
let's switch gears...
parakeets
Worst. Parakeet. Story. Ever.
Had a precious one on an AFB in Germany way back. It loved me and would fly up on my shoulder when I came home from school. Sweetest little bird.
Easter Sunday of Doom: Parakeet is covered in its cage, and spinning its toy ferris wheel, hanging upside down (I could hear it) then....thunk. Silence. Poor bird caught her head in the ferris wheel and broke her neck. I was nine. Worst Easter Ever.
Laugh away, you fucking morons!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 02:38 PM (lVPtV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX9FSZJu448
Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at July 31, 2013 02:45 PM (Lq5WC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 02:46 PM (lDXPG)
In college I knew a devoutly liberal chick (I mean REALLY liberal) who took every opportunity to promote the usual politically correct causes, most often "reproductive rights."
Her dog got outta the yard and got knocked up, and she was bummed by this b/c she lived in a tiny apartment. So someone suggested she take it to the vet for a doggie abortion, which I understand vets are capable of doing.
She was absolutely aghast at the mere thought of aborting dogs.
Just a homely anecdote with no real point, other than to say in conversation to a known abortion fan that your dog got pregnant and you're taking her in to get an abortion. Note their reaction and decide if you really want anything to do with that person ever again.
Posted by: D. at July 31, 2013 02:58 PM (J4Gi+)
Posted by: lowandslow at July 31, 2013 03:05 PM (Fz2C7)
Posted by: Jeff E at July 31, 2013 03:06 PM (doTwC)
Posted by: Hands Off My Weiner! at July 31, 2013 03:07 PM (tCBZk)
ALL FOUR OF MY LEGS SPLAY TO THE SIDE TOO!
WHERE'S MY INSPERATIONAL PIANO MUSIC?!
WHERE'S MY AQUATIC THERAPY HARNESS?!
(this was just a joke...I've had some Coors Light)s
I love Mick.
We're going to start a family together once we finally smash the legal and genetic Taboos that stand in our way.
Posted by: Dr. Moreau’s Favorite at July 31, 2013 03:08 PM (iMxCf)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkeSSdwbnPg
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Posted by: Igotnothing at July 31, 2013 08:39 PM (7Dbui)
In the Senate, Ted serves on the Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation; the Committee on Armed Services; the Committee on the Judiciary; the Special Committee on Aging; and the Committee on Rules and Administration.
Before being elected, Ted received national acclaim as the Solicitor General of Texas, the StateÂ’s chief lawyer before the U.S. Supreme Court. Serving under Attorney General Greg Abbott, Ted was the nationÂ’s youngest Solicitor General, the longest serving Solicitor General in Texas, and the first Hispanic Solicitor General of Texas.
In private practice in Houston, Ted spent five years as a partner at one of the nationÂ’s largest law firms, where he led the firmÂ’s U.S. Supreme Court and national Appellate Litigation practice.
Ted has authored more than 80 U.S. Supreme Court briefs and argued 43 oral arguments, including nine before the U.S. Supreme Court. During TedÂ’s service as Solicitor General, Texas achieved an unprecedented series of landmark national victories, including successfully defending:
U.S. sovereignty against the UN and the World Court in Medellin v. Texas;the Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms;the constitutionality of the Texas Ten Commandments monument;the constitutionality of the words “under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance;the constitutionality of the Texas Sexually Violent Predator Civil Commitment law; andthe Texas congressional redistricting plan.The National Law Journal has called Ted “a key voice” to whom “the [U.S. Supreme Court] Justices listen.” Ted has been named by American Lawyer magazine as one of the 50 Best Litigators under 45 in America, by the National Law Journal as one of the 50 Most Influential Minority Lawyers in America, and by Texas Lawyer as one of the 25 Greatest Texas Lawyers of the Past Quarter Century.
From 2004-09, he taught U.S. Supreme Court Litigation as an Adjunct Professor of Law at the University of Texas School of Law.
Prior to becoming Solicitor General, he served as the Director of the Office of Policy Planning at the Federal Trade Commission, as Associate Deputy Attorney General at the U.S. Department of Justice, and as Domestic Policy Advisor on the 2000 Bush-Cheney campaign.
Ted graduated with honors from Princeton University and with high honors from Harvard Law School. He served as a law clerk to Chief Justice William Rehnquist on the U.S. Supreme Court. He was the first Hispanic ever to clerk for the Chief Justice of the United States.
- See more at: http://www.tedcruz.org/bio/#sthash.1UdZ4ACG.dpufPosted by: Invictus at August 01, 2013 05:35 AM (OQpzc)
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