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March 28, 2013

Zo Vs. Toure
— Ace

Not really much of a match.

Posted by: Ace at 12:55 PM | Comments (254)
Post contains 12 words, total size 1 kb.

1 I'm feeling quite centered.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 12:56 PM (coD2j)

2 Thank you Ace!

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 12:57 PM (xmcEQ)

3 I hope ace finds the barrel attractive cuz he's gonna be neck deep in that shit.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2013 12:57 PM (3+QKS)

4 I wonder how Toure reacts when his boyfriend asks him the "do you think she's pretty" question.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 28, 2013 12:57 PM (SY2Kh)

5 Is it possible we could get a more centrist viewpoint?

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 28, 2013 12:57 PM (vN7SY)

6 Toure is a house ne$ro, Toure is a house ne$ro....Cuz ZO said so!

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 12:58 PM (xmcEQ)

7 I hope ace finds the barrel attractive cuz he's gonna be neck deep in that shit.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2013 04:57 PM (3+QKS)

Well, hopefully he cleans that shit up I left in it last time.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 12:58 PM (xmcEQ)

8 Whenever I see the name Toure I immediatly think tourettes. It's like an ink blot to me.

Posted by: bosk at March 28, 2013 12:59 PM (n2K+4)

9 stuck in the middle with you

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 28, 2013 12:59 PM (GVxQo)

Shoot, looks like Ace is moving back to the centre on us.

Whatever you do, don't end up like Charles Johnson, eh?

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at March 28, 2013 12:59 PM (YYJjz)

11 Here we are standing in the middle of the road.

Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2013 12:59 PM (Piak7)

12 Damn dirty centerist Rino!

Posted by: bosk at March 28, 2013 12:59 PM (n2K+4)

13 If it was centered and italicized, it would be MSM, since it leans to the left, right?

Posted by: Jay in Ames at March 28, 2013 01:00 PM (i2Lsf)

14 I'm in a contained area with space around me. Is this what The Barrel is like?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 28, 2013 01:00 PM (mCvL4)

15 "Not really much of a match." Bit of an understatement, Zo TKO'd him in the first round.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla: Speaking metaphorically at March 28, 2013 01:00 PM (FWmTq)

16 Is this the Stealers Wheel thread?

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 01:00 PM (xmcEQ)

17 Award Winning centering of comments.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at March 28, 2013 01:00 PM (FWmTq)

18 JeffB's kinda thread.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2013 01:01 PM (3+QKS)

19 This reminded me of a Mike Tyson fight.....BEFORE he raped someone.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 01:01 PM (xmcEQ)

20 Can we haz a double post plz?

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 28, 2013 01:01 PM (tOkJB)

Ace, my prior comment might have been buried, but what Piers is doing re his "feelings" arguments is straight out of the Harvard Negotiation Project. Now Piers probably knows nothing of it, and is so self centered it is just a natural way for him to talk.

But very effective if done properly, and there truly is no way to challenge how someone else FEELS.

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 28, 2013 01:01 PM (oloIE)

I was hoping for a double post, all I got was a stray center tag.

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Posted by: egd at March 28, 2013 01:02 PM (XVGEg)

23 Zo's a man. Toure is a child.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 01:02 PM (XYSwB)

24 If this were the ultimate ace post, it would be a centered, bold, struck through, italicized, double posted movie review stomping on a coblogger thread

Posted by: kbdabear at March 28, 2013 01:02 PM (mCvL4)

25 iiiiiIIiiiii
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just wanted to see what it would look like

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 28, 2013 01:02 PM (+lsX1)

26 I'm disappointed there are no italics.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 01:03 PM (lVPtV)

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 01:03 PM (xmcEQ)

28 fdsa

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 01:03 PM (xmcEQ)

29 Ace needs his own special barrel. Lined with Velour and Elvis posters.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 01:03 PM (XYSwB)

30
Hell, the Keebler elves vs the Nesbitt wafer wouldn't be even.

Dis iz moideur!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 01:03 PM (IY7Ir)

31 Didn't work.

Can't fulfill 24.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 01:03 PM (xmcEQ)

32 Hey, What about me?

Posted by: Pierced Morgan at March 28, 2013 01:04 PM (RIg+t)

33 I'm afraid if he fixes it, we will all go POOF! again.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 01:04 PM (XYSwB)

34 I hope ace finds the barrel attractive cuz he's gonna be neck deep in that shit.

Nobody puts acey in a barrel!

Posted by: HeatherRadishï¿½ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 01:04 PM (/kI1Q)

35
center
center
~~center~~

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 28, 2013 01:04 PM (+lsX1)

36 Awarding Winning Loose Shit

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 01:05 PM (coD2j)

37 I have this bloated feeling--no cramping, but very bloated with ennui

Posted by: Lanny the poker man at March 28, 2013 01:05 PM (Dll6b)

sdrawkcab zah osla I naC?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2013 01:05 PM (TOk1P)

39 I bet ace's barrel has a Justin Bieber poster on the wall.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2013 01:05 PM (3+QKS)

40 just wanted to see what it would look like

Is that like a Rorshach blot? I see a beer.

Posted by: HeatherRadishï¿½ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 01:05 PM (/kI1Q)

41 I'm blocked I guess. The main post is a big blank.

Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at March 28, 2013 01:06 PM (QupBk)

42 Toure: The Child Within; Also, The Child Without

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 01:06 PM (XYSwB)

Award-winning, Ace, award-winning!

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at March 28, 2013 01:06 PM (YYJjz)

44 Looks like a barrel to me.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 01:06 PM (xmcEQ)

45 Hey man, now here's a thread whose approach strikes me as sensible and electable. I applaud this turn towards rationality from the HQ.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 28, 2013 01:07 PM (bcLhD)

46
I like how Zo uses a toilet brush to identify Nesbitt.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 01:07 PM (IY7Ir)

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiW_NI9stp8

Posted by: The Pretenders at March 28, 2013 01:07 PM (coD2j)

48 FUCK HOW DID DR. SPANK BEAT ME TO MY OWN FUCKING JOKE.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 28, 2013 01:07 PM (bcLhD)

49 </center> test

Posted by: mallfly at March 28, 2013 01:07 PM (bJm7W)

50 Weird.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2013 01:08 PM (3+QKS)

51 <esc> test

Posted by: mallfly at March 28, 2013 01:08 PM (bJm7W)

52 Toure does look a little like Jabba the Hut's pet.

Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 01:08 PM (r2PLg)

53 I really like what Ace has done with this place.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at March 28, 2013 01:08 PM (coD2j)

54 3 tests and it's the barrel.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2013 01:09 PM (3+QKS)

55 ?

Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at March 28, 2013 01:09 PM (QupBk)

56 test

Posted by: mallfly at March 28, 2013 01:10 PM (bJm7W)

57 I'll admit.

That's the first time I'd ever heard Toure's voice. Managed to avoid it till now.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 01:10 PM (xmcEQ)

58 [center/] test again

Posted by: mallfly at March 28, 2013 01:10 PM (bJm7W)

59 The cry of racism to me are from people that are intellectually lazy and just want you to shut up.

Posted by: Cheri at March 28, 2013 01:10 PM (G+Wff)

60 so how about them Mets?

Posted by: mallfly at March 28, 2013 01:10 PM (bJm7W)

I guess now would not be the time to drop an ampersand...

Posted by: runningrn at March 28, 2013 01:10 PM (Ag5D2)

62 Why am I suddenly put in mind of this? http://youtu.be/ZpBkc2jK-6w

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 28, 2013 01:10 PM (VtjlW)

63 Hey mallfly: ENOUGH THE GODDAMN TESTS.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 28, 2013 01:10 PM (bcLhD)

64 Not really much of a match. >>>My in-utero 7 week old child is more than a match for Toure.

Posted by: taylork at March 28, 2013 01:11 PM (ppNDn)

Also, what Zo did to poor, little Toure?

That was like rape.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at March 28, 2013 01:11 PM (coD2j)

66 Ace is too centered.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 28, 2013 01:11 PM (v3pYe)

67 You can't override the align statement at the head of the post, so stop trying to correct it.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 01:11 PM (xmcEQ)

68 I'd bet the centering is not going going to be fixed in the comments. Especially with incorrect tags.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 28, 2013 01:11 PM (bxiXv)

69 Neblett

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at March 28, 2013 01:12 PM (QupBk)

70 Here we are standing in the middle of the road. I've been told to go play on the yellow stripe before, but not since I was little.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 01:12 PM (GFM2b)

71 &&& &&& &&&

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 28, 2013 01:12 PM (bxiXv)

72 Also, what Zo did to poor, little Toure?
That was like rape.
Posted by: Ashley Judd at March 28, 2013 05:11 PM (coD2j)

NOW you're catching on.

Stupid whore..

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 01:12 PM (xmcEQ)

Speaking of rampant narcissim, I say where O gave a speech and said we should take away innocent people's civil liberties because he didn't for get about the kids.

I hate that prick.

Posted by: The Dread Viking Jollyroger at March 28, 2013 01:12 PM (t06LC)

74 I don't think there is any way to correct the html from comments. Last time someone tried the whole blog went down.

Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 01:12 PM (r2PLg)

75 sorry, Jeff B, I was just testing you. You pass with flying colons.

Posted by: mallfly at March 28, 2013 01:12 PM (bJm7W)

76 Ahhhh, the Horde. We all get the DTs when comments go down for .15 seconds and then mock the fuck out of ace and the cobs when a post wanders off into Adventures In Formatting. It brings a tear to the eye, it does.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 28, 2013 01:12 PM (VtjlW)

77 I approve of the new commenting format.

Posted by: Karl Rove at March 28, 2013 01:13 PM (FWmTq)

78 And, fixed.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 01:13 PM (xmcEQ)

79 Whew. Now I have whiplash.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 01:13 PM (lVPtV)

80 I guess now would not be the time to drop an ampersand... &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 01:13 PM (GFM2b)

81 heh. I fix

Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 28, 2013 01:13 PM (Jm7mj)

82 Posted by: Karl Rove at March 28, 2013 05:13 PM (FWmTq)

Go fuck a monkey, asshole.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 01:14 PM (xmcEQ)

83 This whole thread feels all rapey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 01:14 PM (lVPtV)

84 Which means that every centering joke is now ruined.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 28, 2013 01:14 PM (A0sHn)

85 *gasp**wheeze*

Posted by: Pixy's hamster at March 28, 2013 01:14 PM (QupBk)

86 Never mind.

Posted by: Karl Rove at March 28, 2013 01:14 PM (FWmTq)

87 Last time someone tried the whole blog went down.
Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 05:12 PM (r2PLg)

Well, that's why the tags don't work anymore......

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 01:15 PM (xmcEQ)

88 Enough with this blog and its overtly centrist leanings!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 28, 2013 01:15 PM (wtvvX)

Woah. That is one of Zo's best videos ever.

Posted by: wheatie at March 28, 2013 01:15 PM (UMBJ2)

90 81 heh. I fix

Bless your heart.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2013 01:15 PM (3+QKS)

91 Sometimes, it just takes a Texan.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 01:16 PM (xmcEQ)

92 Ace is busy on the other thread taking notes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 01:16 PM (lVPtV)

93 Zo says Neblitt is a well-spoken sucker. I don't think he's that well-spoken, because speaking is about content first.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 28, 2013 01:16 PM (bxiXv)

94 heh. I fix Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 28, 2013 05:13 PM (Jm7mj) Good boy. Have a brownie and by brownie I mean Kate Upton celebrating Easter. http://youtu.be/uUfW2UJphIM

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 28, 2013 01:16 PM (VtjlW)

95 Ha! Gutfeld going off on Hopper Penn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 01:16 PM (lVPtV)

96 92 Ace is busy on the other thread taking notes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

And crying, always with the crying.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2013 01:16 PM (3+QKS)

97 Ace is busy on the other thread taking notes. He needs to go over to Chateau Heartiste.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 01:17 PM (GFM2b)

98 He looks like a black Adam Samberg with a weirder mouth.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 28, 2013 01:18 PM (6zgse)

99 Tourette talks white. He must be a cornball brother. I bet you his real name is Chad.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 28, 2013 01:19 PM (6zgse)

100

Good boy. Have a brownie and by brownie I mean Kate Upton celebrating Easter.

Apparently Ms. Upton likes her men beard and bodyhair-less. It's a damn shame, because there is no way that any real man submits to that metrosexual shit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 28, 2013 01:19 PM (lr3d7)

101 iiiiiIIiiiii
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That's a collection of my greatest speeches, right?

Posted by: president o'bumbles at March 28, 2013 01:19 PM (VwC86)

102 Toure needs to shut it, if he knows what's good for him.

Posted by: Maine Justice at March 28, 2013 01:19 PM (3+QKS)

103 I like Zo. Which makes me a racist against blacks. Because, potato.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 28, 2013 01:19 PM (bxiXv)

104

ZoMG! I love him!

"Toure is blinded by his own pomposity... he is that same slave to dumb to know that's suited up in Confederate battle dress...the KKK was the Democrat's strong arm of voter suppression...Right after MLK was shot by a Democrat, the Black people made that swing to that Democrat party..."

So many great slams, loved how he peeled back the racism of Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: runningrn at March 28, 2013 01:19 PM (Ag5D2)

105 zo does many really thought provoking videos. keep up the good work.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2013 01:19 PM (nqBYe)

106 Are you seeing all this homo marriage news coverage? It's endless footage of homosexuals crying and hugging and holding signs. The viewer sees this and thinks wow this is really really important to people's lives when it's really really not important at all. Congratulations, Left, it took a few decades but you really played this out beautifully.

Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 01:20 PM (KwX0v)

107 99 Tourette talks white. He must be a cornball brother. I bet you his real name is Chad. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 28, 2013 05:19 PM (6zgse) Hey now.

Posted by: Chad Vader, Manager[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 28, 2013 01:20 PM (bxiXv)

108

He needs to go over to Chateau Heartiste.

Roissey's a predator who's going to get a bullet from an angry husband one day, God willing.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 28, 2013 01:21 PM (lr3d7)

109 Funny how it takes half-white guys like Toure and me to see the real GOP house slaves, isn't it?

Posted by: president o'bumbles at March 28, 2013 01:21 PM (VwC86)

110 I love Zo. That's one of the best things he's done.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 01:22 PM (lVPtV)

111 So many great slams, loved how he peeled back the racism of Planned Parenthood. Posted by: runningrn at March 28, 2013 05:19 PM (Ag5D2) Yeah, in before "socon purist!"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 28, 2013 01:22 PM (bxiXv)

112

Toure, never bring a water pistol to a gunfight...

Posted by: runningrn at March 28, 2013 01:22 PM (Ag5D2)

113

94 -

Apparently I'm too young to watch that video.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2013 01:22 PM (TOk1P)

114 Good boy. Have a brownie and by brownie I mean Kate Upton celebrating Easter. **************************** Wife material: Kate Upton, Kate Beckinsale or Kate Middleton? Discuss. I'll take notes.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at March 28, 2013 01:22 PM (LyMue)

115 Ha! Gutfeld going off on Hopper Penn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 05:16 PM (lVPtV)

Hopper....What a stupid fucking name THAT is.

No chance that kid was going to turn out with 1, DNA and 2, being named HOPPER......

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 01:22 PM (xmcEQ)

116 That Andrea in the Five has a great rack. They should put her in the leg chair more often.

Posted by: Ook? at March 28, 2013 01:23 PM (OQpzc)

117 Years and years of blogging and ace still can't get his HTML shit together. Oh well, at least the comments always work without issue. ...

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at March 28, 2013 01:23 PM (LyMue)

118 It's Friday in our house; 4-day weekend! I can just hear my husband, now, : Do you think that blogger guy Ace is sexy? All. The. Live-long. Day. I'll hear it. And, I'll say. Nah, he's always f**king up the comments.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 01:23 PM (XYSwB)

119 Gutfeld's been on fire lately. He's destroying Jim Carrey again.

And he spanked the hell out of Hopper Penn. Even Beckel didn't try to defend the little bastard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 01:23 PM (lVPtV)

120 Hopper Penn? But I just met her!

Posted by: michael scott at March 28, 2013 01:23 PM (VwC86)

121 what has bothered me for years is the destructive actions of the Dems in making sure we are divided by any and all means : religion, race, sex, at the cost to our cohesiveness as a society and a people.

a big cost.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2013 01:23 PM (nqBYe)

122 The hell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 01:23 PM (lVPtV)

123 I always love when some one accuses of someone talking white, like a white guy from the Iron Lake sounds just like a white guy from the mountains of West Virginia.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at March 28, 2013 01:24 PM (FWmTq)

124 Oh, oh.
Not me. Dwight? Did I fix this right???

Posted by: michael scott at March 28, 2013 01:24 PM (VwC86)

125 I missed several Zonation videos, it seems, so I watch them now...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 28, 2013 01:24 PM (bxiXv)

126 You're welcome. *pulls out the barrel for ette*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 01:24 PM (lVPtV)

127

95 Ha! Gutfeld going off on Hopper Penn.

Yeah...and he just played that video about Jim Carrey that Ace posted today.

Heh.

I really do think that Gutfeld reads the HQ, daily.

Nick Searcy used the term 'cognitive dissonance' the other night, on RedEye.

Posted by: wheatie at March 28, 2013 01:24 PM (UMBJ2)

128

114 -

Middleton. I'm kinda thinking she'll be bringing the best dowry to the marriage bed.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2013 01:25 PM (TOk1P)

129 And, I'll say. Nah, he's always f**king up the comments. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 05:23 PM (XYSwB) Now that's double-barreled irony right there!!!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 28, 2013 01:25 PM (bxiXv)

130 Wife material: Kate Upton, Kate Beckinsale or Kate Middleton?

Discuss. I'll take notes.

Kate Middleton. You get to be King if you can pull your dick out of her.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 28, 2013 01:25 PM (SY2Kh)

131

>> Have a brownie and by brownie I mean Kate Upton celebrating Easter.

You love me so much I blush.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 28, 2013 01:26 PM (Jm7mj)

132 Kate Middleton. You get to be King if you can pull your dick out of her.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 28, 2013 05:25 PM (SY2Kh

You've been on fire today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 01:27 PM (lVPtV)

133 OT: but am I the only one that thinks the Barrel sounds like a bar the HQ rugby team would go to after games.... If the HQ had a rugby team. .

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at March 28, 2013 01:27 PM (FWmTq)

134 Woah. Just finished watching the vid. That was good.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 28, 2013 01:27 PM (6zgse)

135 And now AoS has shifted from center to left-aligned. Sell outs!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 28, 2013 01:28 PM (oY6Yp)

136 Not really much of a match Heh...Alien vs. My Little Pony.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 28, 2013 01:28 PM (w8NcL)

137 So many great slams, loved how he peeled back the racism of Planned Parenthood.

This is the part where I point out that Neblett has killed more black children than all the Horde combined.

Posted by: HeatherRadishï¿½ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 01:28 PM (/kI1Q)

138 Now that's double-barreled irony right there!!! Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 28, 2013 05:25 PM (bxiXv) ahaha yes! and, it felt so right

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 01:28 PM (XYSwB)

139 And, I'll say. Nah, he's always f**king up the comments. The Goddess Irony chortled.

Posted by: Pixy's hamster at March 28, 2013 01:29 PM (QupBk)

140 Watched the entire video, and its nice to see some people actually check the history of democrat racism. I'm always kind of taken back when these dems bring up race, sex, religion etc... like its what they initially see in a person. Some of them even check back further and find out that it was OTHER black Africans who were selling their ancestors to white slave traders of Europe (Not the USA per se). Some of them were sold to other tribes as slaves, or human sacrifice material, and some of them went to the docks.

Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 01:29 PM (A7Wh1)

141 Kate Middleton. You get to be King if you can pull your dick out of her. Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 01:29 PM (iw3hc)

142 8 Whenever I see the name Toure I immediatly think tourettes. It's like an ink blot to me. Posted by: bosk at March 28, 2013 04:59 PM ---------------------------------------- Racist!

Posted by: irright at March 28, 2013 01:30 PM (8GKDa)

143

What is it with all the jokers with one weird-assed name anyway?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 28, 2013 01:31 PM (0dZJc)

144 Okay, Zo, now do a vid tracing the demographics of the black community since they sold themselves to the Dems.

Posted by: zsasz at March 28, 2013 01:31 PM (MMC8r)

145

143

What is it with all the jokers with one weird-assed name anyway?

His name is Alfonzo Rachel.

"Zo" is just a nickname.

Posted by: wheatie at March 28, 2013 01:33 PM (UMBJ2)

146 btw, *cheers folks riding into the holiday weekend (hopefully some of you are, too) I don't think scotch goes with hush puppies, but we'll give it a go.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 01:33 PM (XYSwB)

147

Is it just me, or does Toure look like Cree Summer, who played "Freddie" on "A Different World"?

Toure:

http://tinyurl.com/d5dq57z

Now, Cree Summer:

http://tinyurl.com/c7327g8

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 01:34 PM (CJjw5)

148 FYI: TourÃ© has a last name he doesn't use. It's "Neblett". He probably considers it to be his "slave" name.

TourÃ© Neblett has a ring to it.

Posted by: Oswald at March 28, 2013 01:34 PM (5fSr7)

149 Also, I really need a name of someone at YouTube who is pushing the "let us fuck with you under your real name" shit so I can know whose ass to kick.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 28, 2013 01:34 PM (bxiXv)

150 And to think that Tourette thought that his unaccomplished self had standing to call Dr. Ben Freaking Carson names because Dr. Carson isn't toeing the lib plantation line. Rush really had it the other day when he said that the Dem party is saying to black people: Dr Carson, Herman Cain, Shelby Steele, Walter Williams = bad, while assorted AA miscreants = good.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 28, 2013 01:34 PM (6zgse)

151 breaker, breaker anyone have a twenty on Old Sailors Poet, come back?

Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 01:34 PM (0nyYS)

152 Back in the old days, had I been captured by the tribe next door, and was asked if I wanted to be sold to another tribe as a slave or human sacrifice, or go be a slave in the French territory of America, I think I'd opt to try out America.

Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 01:35 PM (A7Wh1)

153 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 05:34 PM (CJjw5)

So, what are you saying?

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 01:35 PM (xmcEQ)

154 anyone have a twenty on Old Sailors Poet, come back?

Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 05:34 PM (0nyYS

Where has he been?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 01:36 PM (lVPtV)

155

144 Okay, Zo, now do a vid tracing the demographics of the black community since they sold themselves to the Dems.

I think he *did* do a video like that...a few years ago.

And he touches on the high points in this video.

Did you watch it?

Posted by: wheatie at March 28, 2013 01:36 PM (UMBJ2)

156 Dood, people don't hang with you cuz you're black, they hang with you because Anderson Cooper's weed connection price gouges for the good stuff.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 28, 2013 01:36 PM (/gHaE)

157 Toure, whose achievements amount to writing for Rolling Stone.

Posted by: zsasz at March 28, 2013 01:38 PM (MMC8r)

158 How Wikipedia defines Toure:

an American novelist, essayist, music journalist, cultural critic, and television personality

Oh, and he dropped out of college, but founded a "black" newspaper while thiere. He's been a racist POS for a long time.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 01:39 PM (xmcEQ)

159 @ Sponge I'm saying he looks like that chick from A Different World. Or Scary Spice. One of those chicks.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 01:40 PM (oYLeq)

160 And it appears that Toure's Wiki page has a bunch of holes in it.

Quit college to work as an intern for Rolling Stone, where he was soon fired.

But hired back on to write MUSIC reviews......um.......huh?

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 01:40 PM (xmcEQ)

161 I think he *did* do a video like that...a few years ago. And he touches on the high points in this video. Did you watch it? I did, but I didn't hear what I'm talking about.

Posted by: zsasz at March 28, 2013 01:41 PM (MMC8r)

162

140...Some of them even check back further and find out that it was OTHER black Africans who were selling their ancestors to white slave traders of Europe (Not the USA per se). Some of them were sold to other tribes as slaves, or human sacrifice material, and some of them went to the docks.

----------

I've noticed how Barky never talks about the African branch of his family history.

For all we know...his ancestors were some of the ones who sold slaves.

He doesn't have any ancestors who were slaves here.

If he did, we'd never hear the end of it.

Posted by: wheatie at March 28, 2013 01:41 PM (UMBJ2)

163

Can we get a debate set up betwixt Zo and MSNBC star Neblett?

Was that question racist?

Posted by: Albie Damned at March 28, 2013 01:41 PM (Yhu4q)

164 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 05:40 PM (oYLeq)

I know....It was funny....just fuckin with ya.

Lent needs to end. You need a drink. 8^)

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 01:42 PM (xmcEQ)

165 Where has he been? That's what I just said!

Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 01:42 PM (NNTrd)

166 Thanks Pixy. I mean: 0001 1111 0101 0011

Posted by: Goddess of Irony at March 28, 2013 01:42 PM (XYSwB)

167

I've noticed how Barky never talks about the African branch of his family history.
For all we know...his ancestors were some of the ones who sold slaves.

I doubt he knows for sure. Remember that he only knows Barak Obama Sr.'s family, not his own ancestors.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 28, 2013 01:42 PM (lr3d7)

168 This belongs on the thread below (or not):

AFP - A Japanese man who allegedly tried to kill a woman he was stalking by putting poison in her shoes was arrested Thursday, police and reports said.

The woman, a colleague, did not die, but developed gangrene in part of her left foot, they said. It was not known to what extent she was injured or if she had to have any amputations.

Tatsujiro Fukasawa, 40, allegedly put hydrofluoric acid, a highly caustic chemical, in her shoes in December last year, a police spokeswoman and reports said.
He is believed to have obtained the chemical, which is used in oil refining or to dissolve rock, at his workplace.

An ewok-looking creature was seen loping away from her apartment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 01:42 PM (lVPtV)

169 Just got back from shopping. Is this the Star Wars thread yet?

Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 01:43 PM (94uTl)

170

Nick Searcy used the term ~~'cognitive dissonance'~~ 'flying squid'

the other night, on RedEye.

Posted by: wheatie at March 28, 2013 05:24 PM (UMBJ2)

*********

I think this is what you meant.

Posted by: Shameless Muldoon at March 28, 2013 01:43 PM (p8Mda)

171 I've noticed how Barky never talks about the African branch of his family history. For all we know...his ancestors were some of the ones who sold slaves. He doesn't have any ancestors who were slaves here. If he did, we'd never hear the end of it. Posted by: wheatie at March 28, 2013 05:41 PM (UMBJ2) --- I believe they were the ones who were selling the slaves but would have to look it up again. The territory his family is from was the slave trader side, if memory serves, and I didn't dream that fact up.

Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 01:44 PM (A7Wh1)

172 Also, I really need a name of someone at YouTube who is pushing the "let us fuck with you under your real name" shit so I can know whose ass to kick.

Eric Schmidt.

His idea is that forcing you to maintain a single, always-tracked identity makes it so you're not an "asynchronous threat" to "our governments."

You know, like Thomas Paine was.

(Yeah, the guy who runs the internet doesn't know what "asynchronous" means. Meritocracy. Suck it, plebes.)

Posted by: oblig. at March 28, 2013 01:44 PM (cePv8)

173 If lefties like Toure were suddenly unable to remember the words "white," "black," or "african american," they would be rendered mute.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 28, 2013 01:44 PM (UCv7P)

174 Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 05:35 PM (A7Wh1) You are discounting the journey across the Atlantic chained on the hell-hole ships.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 28, 2013 01:45 PM (6zgse)

175 Ok. Someone please get #neblett trending on Twitter.

Toure is just trying to make himself cool like Madonna or Sting......fuckin tool.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 01:45 PM (xmcEQ)

176

>>Is this the Star Wars thread yet?

George Lucas : "I'm thinking Leia should be like 6 or 7 in the Shower scene with Ben Kenobi."

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 01:45 PM (coD2j)

177 I've noticed how Barky never talks about the African branch of his family history

They got him elected; they're of no further use to him.

Posted by: HeatherRadishï¿½ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 01:45 PM (/kI1Q)

178

161...I did, but I didn't hear what I'm talking about.

At around 04:00, he starts talking about it...the history of blacks being duped by the Dems.

Then he makes other points about it, and comes back to it.

Posted by: wheatie at March 28, 2013 01:46 PM (UMBJ2)

179 ::::I know....It was funny....just fuckin with ya. Lent needs to end. You need a drink. 8^):::: Ooh.... You were going for the "you think all blacks look alike" thing. Got it. Of course they do. Why do you think they were called "Buffalo Soldiers"? Because all black people have horns. Duh.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 01:47 PM (oYLeq)

180 Whatev,

No, I heard the same thing, that Barry's ancestors were likely the ones doing the enslaving. Probably the only reason he doesn't go on and on about it -- someone might really look, expose said fact, and that would send the JEF, the First Wookie, and their hellspawn back to Chicago.

Posted by: acethepug at March 28, 2013 01:47 PM (L49Y2)

181 It's always very important to attract the middle to your POV....

oh and Tarde rocks

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 01:48 PM (LRFds)

182 I'm saying he looks like that chick from A Different World. Or Scary Spice. One of those chicks.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 05:40 PM (oYLeq)

------------------------------------------

I'd still fuck Scary Spice.

Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 01:48 PM (94uTl)

183 When we visited the Jolly Green Giant canning factory last year on vacation, they gave us a Toure of their Niblets.

Posted by: Shameless Muldoon at March 28, 2013 01:48 PM (p8Mda)

184 sooth -- OSP said he was going somewhere for 3 weeks that didnt have an internet connection but I don't remember where. That was a week and a half ago, I think.

Posted by: L, elle at March 28, 2013 01:48 PM (0PiQ4)

185 Article from 2008 claims his ancestors were slave traders. http://www.americanthinker.com/2008/09/barack_obama_and_slavery.html Now here is the last little twist to Obama's name. He called himself Barry, an Irish name, for many years in America. He changed what he wanted to be called after he went to Pakistan for a three-week stay. He left America as Barry and returned as Barack. Some whites may have bought slaves from Islam for 200 years, but after that, their culture was first to outlaw slavery. So Obama changed his name from a culture that abolished slavery to a name from a culture that has enslaved others for 1400 years and has a highly detailed doctrine of slavery.

Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 01:49 PM (A7Wh1)

186 184 sooth -- OSP said he was going somewhere for 3 weeks that didnt have an internet connection but I don't remember where. That was a week and a half ago, I think.

Posted by: L, elle at March 28, 2013 05:48 PM (0PiQ4

Good for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 01:49 PM (lVPtV)

187 I've noticed how Barky never talks about the African branch of his family history. For all we know...his ancestors were some of the ones who sold slaves. Posted by: wheatie at March 28, 2013 05:41 PM (UMBJ2) IIRC they were, I think baldilocks wrote about this at some length.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 28, 2013 01:50 PM (bxiXv)

188

You are discounting the journey across the Atlantic chained on the hell-hole ships.

And the rather hideous working conditions that most found themselves in when they arrived - the majority of slaves went to the sugar islands in the Caribbean, if my memory serves me right, which was far, far worse than anything in North America. I believe that life expectancy was only a couple years, for the most part.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 28, 2013 01:50 PM (P0x1m)

189 sooth -- OSP said he was going somewhere for 3 weeks that didn't have an internet connection but I don't remember where.

Posted by: L, elle at March 28, 2013 05:48 PM (0PiQ4)

Republican National Committee offices?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2013 01:50 PM (3Mkrp)

190 Been watching Zos vids for a couple years now. I find them quite compelling and very accurate about libs and LIV's.

Posted by: t-dubya- d at March 28, 2013 01:51 PM (DaxAl)

191 144 Okay, Zo, now do a vid tracing the demographics of the black community since they sold themselves to the Dems. Posted by: zsasz at March 28, 2013 05:31 PM (MMC8r) _____________ Oh he gives them a nice walloping on that--it does come pretty late in the vid. He talks about how Planned Parenthood is set up in black neighborhoods to help them with population control and how the theory is to kill them early because they will just end up in prison anyway. There's more--he talks about personhood.

Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 01:51 PM (r2PLg)

192

Zo makes some interesting points at the end about the ignorance of history. I wonder in Neblett is a dumbfuck who doesn't know the history of slavery and persecution of blacks, or if he just chooses to ignore it so as to keep his spot in the warm comfy house.

Google the Colfax massacre. It used to be black Republicans were literally killed. Now the left trots out the snitches like Toure to character assassinate them.

Posted by: Albie Damned at March 28, 2013 01:51 PM (Yhu4q)

193 Posted by: wheatie at March 28, 2013 05:41 PM (UMBJ2) I believe Barky has slave-owner blood from his Mom's side. His dad was from East Africa, so his family would not have been involved in the Atlantic slave trade.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 28, 2013 01:52 PM (6zgse)

194 187 Mero,

she did...she caught heat for it back at LGF IIRC....

It is not hard to figure out because he hates my cousins in Jolly ole' so to speak for siding with another tribe and the tribes each take great pride in their history there.

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 01:52 PM (LRFds)

195 I just watched the "House of China Style" video in the sidebar, and I'm already hungry again.

Posted by: jakeman at March 28, 2013 01:52 PM (96M6e)

196 I'd still fuck Scary Spice. Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 05:48 PM (94uTl) Eddie Murphy leftovers? No thanks.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2013 01:52 PM (GEICT)

197 193 Chicque D'Afrique,

Not easily, then again one can very easily make the case for ivory slavery on that side of the continent....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 01:53 PM (LRFds)

198 OSP said he was going somewhere for 3 weeks that didnt have an internet connection Detox?

Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 01:53 PM (OZ9Xn)

199 And the rather hideous working conditions that most found themselves in when they arrived - the majority of slaves went to the sugar islands in the Caribbean, if my memory serves me right, which was far, far worse than anything in North America. I believe that life expectancy was only a couple years, for the most part.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 28, 2013 05:50 PM (P0x1m)

-------------------------------------------------

C'mon. The Caribbean is a tropical paradise. Not to mention the rum. The slaves just drank, fished, sang songs and layed around the beach. Dey-O!

Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 01:54 PM (94uTl)

200 For those of you being forced into spending the holidays with your inlaws, whom you'd rather not be with: This is how I feel, too: Not My Idea http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOZsckDTjhg This. is. not. my idea. of a good time. This is. not my idea. ~ Garbage

Posted by: Goddess of Irony at March 28, 2013 01:55 PM (XYSwB)

201

>>Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 05:29 PM (A7Wh1)

Google Anthony Johnson, the first slave owner in America. You might find his ethnicity surprising

Posted by: Albie Damned at March 28, 2013 01:55 PM (Yhu4q)

202 sooth -- OSP said he was going somewhere for 3 weeks that didn't have an internet connection but I don't remember where. Posted by: L, elle at March 28, 2013 05:48 PM (0PiQ4) ---------------------------------------------------------- Some nuke plant by Lancaster PA

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2013 01:55 PM (jucos)

203 198 soothie,

or a road trip...

hell I was kind of without 'net a bunch this last month.

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 01:55 PM (LRFds)

204

sooth -- OSP said he was going somewhere for 3 weeks
that didn't have an internet connection but I don't remember where.

*******

Is he on Survivor?

Posted by: Shameless Muldoon at March 28, 2013 01:55 PM (p8Mda)

205 200 Goddess of irony,

yeah...

"marriage"...no haha God love it stand up chuck....

//Bidenisms

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 01:56 PM (LRFds)

206 *happy dance*

Not spending the holiday with any in-laws. Having some couples over on Sunday afternoon for Easter dinner.

*happy dance*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 01:56 PM (lVPtV)

207 WeÂ’re told that we canÂ’t have nice things because weÂ’re just racist all the time, and thatÂ’s just bullshit.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 28, 2013 01:57 PM (hEr50)

208 206 Ms D'oh,

How's the boy?

Hope he is well.

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 01:57 PM (LRFds)

209 I'm hittin switches on bitches like I been fixed with hydraulics.

Posted by: Touré at March 28, 2013 01:57 PM (oYLeq)

210 I believe Barky has slave-owner blood from his Mom's side. His dad was from East Africa, so his family would not have been involved in the Atlantic slave trade. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 28, 2013 05:52 PM (6zgse) ---- I've read that the white mom was a decendant of a slave, oddly enough, and the father was an Arab African which meant he was in the slave trader side of the equation.

Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 01:57 PM (A7Wh1)

211 His father was very black (literally), not Arab. But yeah, I believe there was slave trade from East Africa to the Arab lands but not to the Americas.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 28, 2013 01:58 PM (6zgse)

212 sven, thanks. He's good. Just got back from Thailand. I hope all the advice folks gave him about Thai trannies took. *shudder*

We're trying to work out going to Okinawa for a week to see him, if husband can arrange it with his business.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 01:59 PM (lVPtV)

213 It doesn't take much imagination to picture Lord Barry as an overseer on a plantation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 02:00 PM (lVPtV)

214 btw, I know what my "last meal" will be if I'm ever on death row. Double Qtr Pounder, Fries, and a Shamrock Shake.

Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 02:01 PM (yVBJI)

215 So I guess ace ran out of dating tips already?

Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 02:02 PM (r2PLg)

216 Where'd everyone go?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 28, 2013 02:02 PM (6zgse)

217 If Toure were young, he'd be a young fool. Well, that's slightly insulting. Allow me to rephrase that. If Toure were young, he'd be a young imbecile.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 28, 2013 02:03 PM (FMeeD)

218 Double Qtr Pounder, Fries, and a Shamrock Shake.

Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 06:01 PM (yVBJI)

*******

Not if you're on death row in NYC.

/Mayor McNanny

Posted by: Shameless Muldoon at March 28, 2013 02:03 PM (p8Mda)

219

Zo: 1000

Tourette: 0

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 28, 2013 02:03 PM (+z4pE)

220 Everyone says lobster or steak. But a Dbl Qtr Pounder and fries are felicious. And Shamrock Shakes are also deliciuos and make me feel like I'm 10 yrs old again.

Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 02:04 PM (NNTrd)

221 I'd choose something that took a long time to eat. Maybe an aged side of beef, and start the aging now.

Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 02:05 PM (A7Wh1)

222 But a Dbl Qtr Pounder and fries are felicious. That was my lunch Monday. Glorious.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2013 02:06 PM (GEICT)

223

Tourette is in the same "class" as Little Ezra Klein. I still can't figure out why either one of them has the job they do.

They say very little of value, possibly due to their youth.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 28, 2013 02:06 PM (+z4pE)

224 Last meal? Vintage wine, bottled in 2030.

Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 02:07 PM (A7Wh1)

225 "223 Tourette is in the same "class" as Little Ezra Klein. I still can't figure out why either one of them has the job they do. They say very little of value, possibly due to their youth. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 28, 2013 06:06 PM (+z4pE) " Perhaps therein lies their value.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 28, 2013 02:09 PM (FMeeD)

226 Not if you're on death row in NYC.

Like they'd ever execute a guilty man up there.

Posted by: HeatherRadishï¿½ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 02:10 PM (/kI1Q)

227 Last meal? A Bushel of Maryland Crabs smothered in Old Bay and a 12 pack of Heineken.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2013 02:12 PM (jucos)

228 ne$ro The sheriff is a ne$ro?

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at March 28, 2013 02:12 PM (j3uk1)

229

Perhaps therein lies their value.

Fresh eyes with a new perspective? Hardly.

I'd think that would come from years of experience, the kind that knows what does and does not work.

Then again, it could be that their bosses are working the old Alice Cooper angle in reverse: they put these little children with no life experience on stage because they know that us curmudgeons won't like them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 28, 2013 02:12 PM (+z4pE)

230 the problem with McDonald's is post-meal but I'd be dead so it doesn't matter

Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 02:12 PM (oxIUw)

231 "227 Last meal? A Bushel of Maryland Crabs smothered in Old Bay and a 12 pack of Heineken. Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2013 06:12 PM (jucos) " No arugula?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 28, 2013 02:12 PM (FMeeD)

232 Last meal? Vintage wine, bottled in 2030.

My last meal?

Cheap beer, hard boiled eggs, cabbage and baked beans with spicy chicken wings.

If I'm going out, I'm taking the spectators with me via biological warfare.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 28, 2013 02:13 PM (SY2Kh)

233

Last meal?

Kate Upton.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 28, 2013 02:14 PM (+z4pE)

234 "229 Perhaps therein lies their value. Fresh eyes with a new perspective? Hardly. I'd think that would come from years of experience, the kind that knows what does and does not work. Then again, it could be that their bosses are working the old Alice Cooper angle in reverse: they put these little children with no life experience on stage because they know that us curmudgeons won't like them. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 28, 2013 06:12 PM (+z4pE) " I actually meant their ability to say very little of value. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 28, 2013 02:14 PM (FMeeD)

235 Hey Toure, "Nibble It"

Posted by: seamrog at March 28, 2013 02:14 PM (MWB9M)

236 Last meal? Kate Upton. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 28, 2013 06:14 PM (+z4pE) ________________________________________ BackwardsBoy for the win!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2013 02:16 PM (jucos)

237 Where's the Gorn?

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 02:16 PM (OvAuJ)

238 OSP said he was going somewhere for 3 weeks that didn't have an internet connection but I don't remember where.

Limerick, Pa... no pun intended. He was looking for a moron to shelter him for his 50 dollar per day per diem, but once I figured out what it would cost to bring a wing of my house up to 70 degrees or so at 4.00 per gallon heating oil I kinda lost interest.

In case anyone hadn't noticed, spring has not arrived.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 28, 2013 02:17 PM (feFL6)

239 They say very little of value, possibly due to their youth.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 28, 2013 06:06 PM (+z4pE)

_________

Tourette syndrome is in his 40s. That ain't all that young.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 28, 2013 02:18 PM (mw4uh)

240 Limerick, Pa... no pun intended. In case anyone hadn't noticed, spring has not arrived. Posted by: Regular Moron at March 28, 2013 06:17 PM (feFL6) OMG. I live less than 30 minutes from there.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 28, 2013 02:19 PM (6zgse)

241

Tourette syndrome is in his 40s. That ain't all that young.

That explains a lot. He really is just an imbecile, then.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 28, 2013 02:20 PM (+z4pE)

242 Neblitt has learned plenty - grievance gets you lenience, saying the right things gets you a paycheck without any real accomplishment, "status" is way easier than work, and a lot of gullible people will roll over if you're just enough of an ass (and for when that doesn't work, surround yourself with blinkered, insular like-minded people).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 28, 2013 02:21 PM (bxiXv)

243 PA, isn;t that where they're having the liquor store fight? I was thinking, if you can't get the unions to give up on Government Booze, at least rename all the stores to "Soviet State Liquor Store #(x)." If you can't undo the petty buraucracy, at least you can mock it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 28, 2013 02:23 PM (bxiXv)

244 "Last meal? Kate Upton." Makes me proud to be a fellow musician. Well, unless you hold to the old joke ability folks like me. What do you call a guy who hangs out with 3 musicians? A drummer.

Posted by: teej at March 28, 2013 02:24 PM (M7Cfv)

245 Joke about... about dag nabbit!!

Posted by: teej at March 28, 2013 02:26 PM (M7Cfv)

246 nood

Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 02:26 PM (C0ttM)

247 "...and he's volunteering." HAHAHAHA what a beatdown. Toure never stood a chance.

Posted by: thirtyandseven at March 28, 2013 02:30 PM (IaB14)

248 PA, isn;t that where they're having the liquor store fight?

Going on about four decades, but who is counting? Last time I checked it was consumers zero, unions 1,000,000,000. We still have a 'temporary tax' to finance flood victims from about a hundred years ago.

Although the (R) Governor is doing some stuff with helping to finance Catholic Schools with business tax revenue that looks worthwhile. Because public schools in the Philly area suck scrotum. At least the Catholic schools advance kids from year to year based on actual achievement.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 28, 2013 02:30 PM (feFL6)

249 Is bushel by weight or count? 144 crabs? 12 beers in a twelve pack I know already.

Posted by: nip at March 28, 2013 02:51 PM (lGVXf)

250 As far as the video, I shat myself in fear.

Posted by: nip at March 28, 2013 02:52 PM (lGVXf)

251 `Zo is awesome. I say that before even looking at the video. Blacks who openly embrace conservatism draw a lot of flak, waaayyy more than the rest of us. Thanks for your bravery, 'Zo, Sowell, Justice Thomas, et al. . . .

Posted by: logprof at March 28, 2013 03:22 PM (+iA5G)

252 This may be where the dead men lost their bones.

Posted by: Rats Alley Express at March 28, 2013 04:05 PM (fKMqv)

253 test

Posted by: Reno_Dave at March 29, 2013 05:29 AM (OL4L4)

254 I started listening to Zo years ago. For the life of me I don't understand why he doesn't have his own program. To me, he's purposefully throwing down the gauntlet at Tourrette, tossing out enough red meat in that video so that the tool won't be able to avoid the temptation of a battle. And then Zo will eat him for lunch.

Posted by: tired at March 29, 2013 02:04 PM (adOUE)

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