March 20, 2014


— Ace

Via @doreenhdixon.

That's a lot of dogs.

Posted by: Ace at 04:11 PM | Comments (433)
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1 Thirst.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2014 04:13 PM (0Kobm)

2 Bassett hounds look sad.

Posted by: EC at March 20, 2014 04:13 PM (doBIb)

3 BattleSwarm ‏@BattleSwarmBlog OK, the Christopher Walken dance supercut is, in fact, worth your time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNaau2uPFqI#t=91 Â…

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 20, 2014 04:13 PM (ZPrif)

4 Yummy!

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 20, 2014 04:14 PM (9F2c1)

5 *stretches out*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 04:14 PM (oFCZn)

6
El Shockerooni:

Truth can be a damn difficult thing to digest sometimes. Despite the Obama administration touting a budget deficit of “only” $680 billion in 2013, the GAO’s more accurate accounting shows a total government cost of $3.8 trillion on total revenue of $2.8 trillion. In other words– the administration wasn’t exactly honest with the American people– the deficit was more like $1 trillion, not $680 billion. But it gets worse....

At ZH.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2014 04:14 PM (0Kobm)

7 Woah...five doggehs in that little thing?

Posted by: wheatie at March 20, 2014 04:14 PM (5jdPE)

8 *clappy hands*

Yay!   Doglets!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 20, 2014 04:15 PM (Gk3SS)

9 always wanted a basset hound

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at March 20, 2014 04:15 PM (u8GsB)

10 Are clappy hands like jazz hands?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 04:16 PM (oFCZn)

11 Tasty

Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at March 20, 2014 04:17 PM (jucos)

12 JAZZ HANDS!!!

Posted by: Dr. Krieger at March 20, 2014 04:17 PM (Aif/5)

13 All Basset Hounds must be named 'Flash'.

Posted by: Roscoe P. Coltrane at March 20, 2014 04:17 PM (0Ogcu)

14 Ha,it must have been col our.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2014 04:18 PM (zqvg6)

15 Cold out.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2014 04:18 PM (zqvg6)

16 Speaking of puppies, let's go terriers!!

Posted by: NCKate at March 20, 2014 04:18 PM (y7PFk)

17 Ahhh, a cute doggeh video. And all is right with the world again. Well, my world, anyway.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at March 20, 2014 04:19 PM (080XV)

18 Oh look -- A buffet.

Posted by: King Barky The First at March 20, 2014 04:19 PM (cHZB7)

19 My doggie is half Basset, half border collie, and looks like a Beagle, a giant economy-sized Beagle. And her momma, the basset, was indeed named Flash.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2014 04:19 PM (yDmQD)

20 16 Speaking of puppies, let's go terriers!! http://youtu.be/j5bIW882OR8

Posted by: EC at March 20, 2014 04:19 PM (doBIb)

21 Fetch my crock pot.

Posted by: Bark Obama at March 20, 2014 04:20 PM (dvRYt)

22 I'm a big fan of sweater puppies.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2014 04:20 PM (mx5oN)

23 You stole my thunder. Boss Hogg isn't happy.

Posted by: a lurker from way back at March 20, 2014 04:20 PM (kCH76)

24 Bassets seem like the kind of dog you could own if you didn't want a big dog, but didn't want something wimpy.

Posted by: Cato at March 20, 2014 04:20 PM (4cRuH)

25 Looks like my bed when the kids were young and they and the cats all slept with us.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 04:22 PM (t3UFN)

26 Fucking Obama Spring Break! Let's go to China and take the kids and mom! The taxpayers can pay, cause "we special" This man has NO SHAME!

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 20, 2014 04:22 PM (0FSuD)

27 Is that Flash?

Posted by: Roscoe P Coltrane at March 20, 2014 04:22 PM (qHG1f)

28 So cute!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 20, 2014 04:23 PM (DmNpO)

29 If Heaven does not have all my dogs and cats and birds? Ain't goin' there. Yes, I've heard all the preacher-men & Priests argue why they can't. But we are built on the same frame. They love- without conditions. Unlike humans. If Heaven does not have my animal friends? Ain't goin' there. I will follow them- wherever they fetched up.

Posted by: backhoe at March 20, 2014 04:23 PM (ULH4o)

30 It's Bassett hounds all the way down...I actually wouldn't mind that.

Posted by: LizLem at March 20, 2014 04:23 PM (dxVLo)

31 Have they looked for the plane on Fire Island?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at March 20, 2014 04:24 PM (Aif/5)

32 Boss Hogg is never happy.

Posted by: Dept. Enos Strate at March 20, 2014 04:24 PM (0Ogcu)

33 Basset hounds are wonderful dogs, but they are also highly efficient drool delivery systems.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 20, 2014 04:25 PM (IlZPo)

34 Hey one of those woof's has California Senator Diane Feinsteins cheek's.. DiFi be looking a little Droopy since NSA got Snoopy on her and the old mans IT.

Posted by: 7 Days in May at March 20, 2014 04:25 PM (WYUAi)

35 26 Fucking Obama Spring Break! Let's go to China and take the kids and mom! The taxpayers can pay, cause "we special" This man has NO SHAME! Posted by: Nip Sip at March 20, 2014 08:22 PM (0FSuD) And no press corps allowed. They are not even trying at the pretense of a "diplomatic trip" any longer, is just a straight up vacay. Staycations are for plebes!

Posted by: LizLem at March 20, 2014 04:26 PM (dxVLo)

36 Have they looked for the plane on Fire Island? Posted by: Anderson Cooper at March 20, 2014 08:24 PM (Aif/5) I ain't looking up every gay ass I don't care how much yu pay me

Posted by: Fire Island Cop at March 20, 2014 04:27 PM (t3UFN)

37 Two German shepherds, one hundred lbs each + the melt makes for one big muddy mess. But they are such good creatures, one hardly minds cleaning up after them. Both sound asleep on 'their' couch right now, but if they heard anything strange, they'd be up in a flash growling and barking ready to take on the world to keep the homestead safe.

Posted by: Lizabth at March 20, 2014 04:27 PM (JZBti)

38
Jay Mohr on: Kelsey Grammer's SNL disaster

http://youtu.be/SCFpW1q2U-k

AOL Keyword: Sharks

Had me laughing.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 20, 2014 04:27 PM (kdS6q)

39 Damn.  That many critters will eat you out of house and home.   I'd be looking daily for road kill to feed that horde.

Posted by: Fritz at March 20, 2014 04:28 PM (PnMCP)

40 Long day.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 04:28 PM (t3UFN)

41 Can you believe Bush went to his ranch, again?

Posted by: MSNBC at March 20, 2014 04:28 PM (Aif/5)

43 Have they looked for the plane on Fire Whore Island? FTFY.

Posted by: Sterling Archer at March 20, 2014 04:29 PM (mx5oN)

44 29, I'm not worried. I'm sure they're all there. I have observed way too much intelligent behavior in our dogs, cats and even birds to believe that they don't have intellect, and if they have that, they have a soul.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 20, 2014 04:29 PM (IlZPo)

45

Maybe China will keep Mooch.

 

Her totalitarian ways would be appreciated better there.

Posted by: wheatie at March 20, 2014 04:30 PM (5jdPE)

46 A-LOL-ha!

Ninth Circuit Makes Hawaii a Shall-Issue State

"In light of our holding in Peruta, the district court made an error of law when it concluded that the Hawaii statues did not implicate protected Second Amendment activity. Accordingly, we vacate the district courtÂ’s decision denying BakerÂ’s motion for a preliminary injunction and remand for further proceedings consistent with Peruta."

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at March 20, 2014 04:31 PM (nZiT2)

47 God gave man all the animals in His original, perfect, creation. I don't see why they wouldn't also be there in the new heaven and the new earth.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 04:32 PM (oMKp3)

48 45 Maybe China will keep Mooch. Her totalitarian ways would be appreciated better there. Posted by: wheatie at March 20, 2014 08:30 PM (5jdPE) The Chinese are TRULY racist. They have no use for a fat Black woman, her mother and kids. NONE.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 20, 2014 04:32 PM (0FSuD)

49 Technically, the breed is more formally known as the Lesser Peruvia Hound. They were co-opted by Bassett.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 20, 2014 04:32 PM (g4TxM)

50 Basset hounds are wonderful dogs, but they are also highly efficient drool delivery systems. *** amateurs http://bit.ly/1erRJwM

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 20, 2014 04:33 PM (DmNpO)

51 Testing by AAA has found that how far an electric vehicle can travel on one charge varies widely depending on the weather. Frigid temperatures can reduce that distance by 57%. The research is important to the Automobile Club of Southern California because it maintains mobile recharging trucks for people who misjudge how far they can go in their electric car.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 20, 2014 04:33 PM (e8kgV)

52 I am going to be forced to carry a dog poop bag in heaven too?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 20, 2014 04:33 PM (jucos)

53 "Hey one of those woof's has California Senator Diane Feinsteins cheek's. DiFi be looking a little Droopy since NSA got Snoopy on her and the old mans IT."

Senator Fein-ken-stein is flipped out about NSA surveillance because her financier husband is typically up to his neck in the sort of business that doesn't bear being looked into closely. Sometimes she's in there with him.

Example: DiFi sat on the Senate committee overseeing Iraq "reconstruction" contracts, and from that position was quietly steering huge no-bid contracts to firms controlled by her husband. With no public disclosure.

Meanwhile, Commiefornia liberals who indignantly squeak and beep about "Bush's illegal war in Iraq" and "Cheney's corrupt war profits" routinely re-elect Feinstein every cycle.

Despite the fact that she's just as culpable in having voted to go to war, and is far more implicated than is Cheney in dirty-money exploitation of the war once begun. Cheney donated his Halliburton profits. Feinstein hasn't given up a single polished penny.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2014 04:34 PM (gqT4g)

54 52 I am going to be forced to carry a dog poop bag in heaven too? I'm really hoping there will be no poop in heaven. For anyone.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 04:35 PM (oMKp3)

55 @ 52 Now that's a stumper.

Posted by: Lizabth at March 20, 2014 04:35 PM (JZBti)

56 The Bassets are the finest of the hunting group of hounds. Their low stance and large heads have found to be very adept at tearing the seat out of many a post mans uniform

Posted by: Westminister fat lady whatruns in circles wearing funny dresses and shoes at March 20, 2014 04:35 PM (N3Al8)

57 The Chinese are TRULY racist. They have no use for a fat Black woman, her mother and kids.

Not so fast, round-eye.

Blackened Long Pig delicious with Duck Sauce.


Posted by: Starving Chinese Orphan at March 20, 2014 04:35 PM (0Ogcu)

58 Hey!  I have been living in this Crawford ditch since 2005.... can I get some coverage?

Posted by: Cindy Sheehan at March 20, 2014 04:35 PM (jucos)

59 The doggy igloo has a hole in the back connecting it to the house. Those are highly trained hounds perpetrating a fraud on the YouTube community.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 20, 2014 04:36 PM (IN7k+)

Posted by: El Guapo at March 20, 2014 04:36 PM (OXXLX)

61 Looking at Boobs Because I Hate Basketball Open Thread Compliance Pic http://tinyurl.com/py4fwc3

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2014 04:36 PM (aTXUx)

62 Evening Morons. Who we pissing off today? Me? I'm pissing off a long time friend. She's down with BanBossy. I'm not.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2014 04:36 PM (GEICT)

63 I'm really hoping there will be no poop in heaven Then why do they call it heaven?

Posted by: Martin Bashir at March 20, 2014 04:36 PM (qHG1f)

64 Dogs? Talk about an embarrassment. The democrats made this the North Carolina state dog. http://tinyurl.com/hlbb9

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 20, 2014 04:36 PM (0FSuD)

65 52 I am going to be forced to carry a dog poop bag in heaven too? Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 20, 2014 08:33 PM (jucos) In Valhalla, we have the Gnomes clean up after the Dogs...

Posted by: Sven Svenson... Son of Sven at March 20, 2014 04:37 PM (84gbM)

66 I love when people say they get these big kennels for their dogs so they've got more room. I tell them they're den animals for cryin' out loud.

Our 2 girls much preferred the tiny kennel we had from the time they were little. If they got put in the big one - they'd just pile on each other in a corner. Tied in knots.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 20, 2014 04:37 PM (pgQxn)

67 44 29, I'm not worried. I'm sure they're all there. I have observed way too much intelligent behavior in our dogs, cats and even birds to believe that they don't have intellect, and if they have that, they have a soul. Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 20, 2014 08:29 PM (IlZPo) I had a dream once, where my two sweet kittehs that had passed on met up with me. Ran to me as quick as lightning, rubbed against me, so happy to see me. One of the best dreams of my life; was tough to wake up from that. I will see them again, for real, of that I have no doubt. Dream was just a taste of what is to come.

Posted by: LizLem at March 20, 2014 04:37 PM (dxVLo)

68 Me? I'm pissing off a long time friend. She's down with BanBossy. I'm not. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2014 08:36 PM (GEICT) Isn't it Bossy, to say we need to ban the word Bossy?

Posted by: Sven Svenson... Son of Sven at March 20, 2014 04:38 PM (84gbM)

69 Oh wait, was that a racist dog whistle because Obama eats dogs? Or was that a racist dog whistle just now by saying he eats dogs. This is a test isn't it?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 20, 2014 04:38 PM (pgQxn)

70 The doggy igloo has a hole in the back connecting it to the house. Those are highly trained hounds perpetrating a fraud on the YouTube community.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 20, 2014 08:36 PM (IN7k+)


That's unpossible.  You can't put anything on the internet that isn't true. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 20, 2014 04:38 PM (Gk3SS)

71 20 16 Speaking of puppies, let's go terriers!! http://youtu.be/j5bIW882OR8 Posted by: EC "You know those mornings where you just want to watch TV, eat corn chips, and masturbate? Sure you do!" Hahahaha....thanks EC...haven't heard that in ages. Gonna have to work that back into the rotation.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 20, 2014 04:39 PM (Oa0CG)

72 Jefe, what is a "plethora"?

Posted by: El Guapo at March 20, 2014 04:39 PM (OXXLX)

73 I'm really hoping there will be no poop in heaven

We still get to sniff each other's butts in heaven, right?

I mean, it is heaven.

Posted by: Reggie Love at March 20, 2014 04:39 PM (pgQxn)

74 70 The doggy igloo has a hole in the back connecting it to the house. Those are highly trained hounds perpetrating a fraud on the YouTube community. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 20, 2014 08:36 PM (IN7k+) That's unpossible. You can't put anything on the internet that isn't true. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 20, 2014 08:38 PM (Gk3SS) found the 777?

Posted by: Maylasian Intelligence at March 20, 2014 04:40 PM (84gbM)

75 I'm pissing off a long time friend. She's down with BanBossy. I'm not. She sounds like a bitch.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2014 04:40 PM (qHG1f)

76 Our old back yard neighbor had a basset. Damn thing would bark all the time. One day I am out in my yard doing some gardening and he's howling away and neighbor keeps yelling at him to shut up. Finally.. sudden quiet. I look over and she had put a bucket over his head. I just about fell on the ground laughing.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 04:41 PM (/IQip)

77 There was a trailer park near me where a basset hound got into a German shepherd.  Funniest looking short legged shepherds running around the nabe for years after that.

Posted by: Lady Billingsgate at March 20, 2014 04:41 PM (oTUU7)

78 2 Bassett hounds look sad. Posted by: EC at March 20, 2014 08:13 PM (doBIb) Because they found out that Obamacare will make their healthcare premiums skyrocket.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 20, 2014 04:41 PM (bmaUl)

79 Hahahaha....thanks EC...haven't heard that in ages. Gonna have to work that back into the rotation. It's a classic. I remember when it first aired. Oh, and get off my lawn!

Posted by: EC at March 20, 2014 04:42 PM (doBIb)

80

68...Isn't it Bossy, to say we need to ban the word Bossy?

 

Why yes. Yes it is.

 

Only bossy women want to ban the word Bossy.

Posted by: wheatie at March 20, 2014 04:42 PM (5jdPE)

81 Cute video. Love the story about the tv news anchor & the White House media/press corps. She changed her tune? Why do you think that is? IRS? Criminal complaint? Fort Marcie Park?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2014 04:42 PM (HVff2)

82 I posted that old "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" on FB when I first heard about the #banBossy meme.   Yup, I grew up in the good ole days when adults reminded kids that words will hurt only as much as one LETS them.  

Posted by: PaleRider at March 20, 2014 04:43 PM (dkExz)

83
That's unpossible. You can't put anything on the internet that isn't true.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 20, 2014 08:38 PM (Gk3SS)


found the 777?

Posted by: Maylasian Intelligence at March 20, 2014 08:40 PM (84gbM)

>>>>>>>>>>

Oui.

Posted by: Ugly French Model Guy at March 20, 2014 04:43 PM (jucos)

84 I am going to be forced to carry a dog poop bag in heaven too? Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 20, 2014 08:33 PM (jucos) Dogs in Heaven have mastered the art of projectile pooping. It all lands in the muslim sector of hell. At Mach 3.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2014 04:43 PM (yDmQD)

85 80 68...Isn't it Bossy, to say we need to ban the word Bossy?

Why yes. Yes it is.

Only bossy women want to ban the word Bossy.

Posted by: wheatie at March 20, 2014 08:42 PM (5jdPE)

+++++

Don't forget about us...

Posted by: Winpy Men at March 20, 2014 04:43 PM (IN7k+)

86 44 29, I'm not worried. I'm sure they're all there.

Don't start that shit. I'm coming up on the 1 year anniversary of losing one of our girls. It's tough because all the California poppies are blooming - and she loved running on the hill at this time of year. The only time she could because - no burrs and stickers.

It's tough. Rainbow bridge is all I can say.

Posted by: Reggie Love at March 20, 2014 04:44 PM (pgQxn)

87 25? Posted by: Nevergiveup ?My dogs and cats always slept with me. They were clean- had their shots. They were my pals. I've always said I'd rather sleep with a clean dog or cat than a dirty human. Mean it. Seriously... Posted by: backhoe at March 20, 2014 08:28 PM (ULH4o) I had no problem with it, except the kids tended to sleep sideways and backwards. I usually ended up in another room when I had a early patient

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 04:44 PM (t3UFN)

88 Frgigigng socks.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 20, 2014 04:45 PM (pgQxn)

89 My brackets are already destroyed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 04:45 PM (t3UFN)

90 NC State leading by 12 with ca. 12 min to go.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 20, 2014 04:45 PM (dfYL9)

91 26 Fucking Obama Spring Break! Let's go to China and take the kids and mom! The taxpayers can pay, cause "we special" This man has NO SHAME! Posted by: Nip Sip at March 20, 2014 08:22 PM (0FSuD) Wait, wasn't there just a vacation to Key Largo? Are these people ever not on vacation?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 20, 2014 04:45 PM (bmaUl)

92 I had no problem with it, except the kids tended to sleep sideways and backwards. I usually ended up in another room when I had a early patient Your kids ever hit you in their sleep? Shit got old fast.

Posted by: EC at March 20, 2014 04:45 PM (doBIb)

93 >>>Maybe China will keep Mooch.<<<


We see what Godzirra do to Japan. She way worse. You keep.

Posted by: China at March 20, 2014 04:46 PM (9duOQ)

94 Dogs in Heaven have mastered the art of projectile pooping. It all lands in the muslim sector of hell.

At Mach 3.

So that's what that is.  I was wondering.

Posted by: Phred Phelps at March 20, 2014 04:46 PM (9F2c1)

95 Your kids ever hit you in their sleep? Shit got old fast. Posted by: EC at March 20, 2014 08:45 PM (doBIb) Hit? Not that I remember, but I woke up with feet and diapers in my face alot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 04:47 PM (t3UFN)

96 Bossy behavior is unattractive and off-putting. If someone is consistently bossy, they should be discouraged from continuing a behavior that is detrimental. In my opinion, you are doing someone a favor by pointing this out. I think cautioning someone about being bossy is great. We should do it more often.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 04:47 PM (oMKp3)

97

92...Your kids ever hit you in their sleep?

 

Yeah...but getting peed on is even worse. 

Posted by: wheatie at March 20, 2014 04:47 PM (5jdPE)

98 84 Dogs in Heaven have mastered the art of projectile pooping. It all lands in the muslim sector of hell.

And there's frequent landslides on the vast bacon canyons of heaven (apple-wood on one side, hickory on the other), and all that rolls down there too.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 20, 2014 04:48 PM (pgQxn)

99  Dogs in Heaven have mastered the art of projectile pooping. It all lands in the muslim sector of hell.



At Mach 3.

So that's what that is. I was wondering.

Posted by: Phred Phelps at March 20, 2014 08:46 PM (9F2c1)

________________

Back on your head Newbie!

Posted by: Baal at March 20, 2014 04:48 PM (jucos)

100 89 My brackets are already destroyed Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 08:45 PM (t3UFN) I hope you had Wisconsin. Badgers by 40 today.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 04:49 PM (oMKp3)

101 When string bikinis don't come in your size .... http://tinyurl.com/pua6hr9

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2014 04:49 PM (aTXUx)

102 I got back-handed once by my 2 year old sleeping with my wife and me. Shock and awe.

Posted by: EC at March 20, 2014 04:49 PM (doBIb)

103 Otis Criblecoblis?
Grammy Winger?

Thank you- the way I look at it "is if they don't have Souls  then neither do we."

My dogs loved me with all their hearts. My cats? Yeah, I was "staff." But they still loved me. Human love is very fickle. If we can't meet on the "other side?" Not goin'.... until God punches me out...

Posted by: backhoe at March 20, 2014 04:50 PM (ULH4o)

104 101 When string bikinis don't come in your size .... http://tinyurl.com/pua6hr9 Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2014 08:49 PM (aTXUx) When will she "unleash the kraken"?

Posted by: EC at March 20, 2014 04:50 PM (doBIb)

105 Video: During Obamacare Hearing, North Carolina Democrat Asks How Many Women Get Prostate CancerÂ… Face, meet palm. Weasel Zippers: And I bet women who get prostrate cancer also need pediatric dentistry?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 04:50 PM (t3UFN)

106 Thanks for the NC State heads up. Look like they have it under control, back to Megan and some lost fucking plane in Asia.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 20, 2014 04:51 PM (0FSuD)

107 Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 08:47 PM (oMKp3) Damn, aren't you sounding bossy?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2014 04:51 PM (HVff2)

108 105 Well,there are new self declared " women" who can get orostate cancer.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2014 04:52 PM (zqvg6)

109 "There was a trailer park near me where a basset hound got into a German shepherd. Funniest looking short legged shepherds running around the nabe for years after that."

Afraid our girl (aussie shep.) might end up with rat-dog babies....damn neighbor's mutt keeps getting into our fenced yard, no matter how much chicken wire, lattice, etc. we put up.

*sigh*

Yeah, I couldn't find the, um, appropriate (read:  quiet!)  ammo this morning....grrr.

Posted by: JeanQ at March 20, 2014 04:52 PM (82lr7)

110 Hey any of you guys here want to go down to the local bar and get a few drinks and some ovarian cancer?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 04:53 PM (t3UFN)

111 Damn, aren't you sounding bossy? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2014 08:51 PM (HVff2) So I've been told

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 04:54 PM (oMKp3)

112 96 Bossy behavior is unattractive and off-putting. If someone is consistently bossy, they should be discouraged from continuing a behavior that is detrimental. In my opinion, you are doing someone a favor by pointing this out. I think cautioning someone about being bossy is great. We should do it more often. Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 08:47 PM (oMKp3) If I understand correctly, they are not banning the behavior they are just banning the word. That way, you can be as bossy as you like and no one is allowed to call you on it, because sexism, and words are mean. But I agree with you; a lot of little snots out there who need a good hard dose of learning how to respect others, while still being assertive.

Posted by: LizLem at March 20, 2014 04:54 PM (dxVLo)

113 She sounds like a bitch. Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2014 08:40 PM (qHG1f) Pretty sure that's my ex.

Posted by: a lurker from way back at March 20, 2014 04:55 PM (kCH76)

114 When I read 'clown car' I was expecting Yakety Sax.

Posted by: fluffy at March 20, 2014 04:55 PM (Ua6T/)

115 >112 way to go Sconnie girl

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2014 04:55 PM (HVff2)

116 Cute doggehs!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at March 20, 2014 04:56 PM (zDsvJ)

117 Getting kinda bossy in here. Not sure how I feel about that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2014 04:56 PM (GEICT)

118 Greta had a discussion of Jimmy Fallon's bit mocking his boyfriend last night Breakup? Nah, but Jimmy will get a call from the WH letting him know that his king was not amused Look for lots of republican bashing jokes to compensate

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2014 04:56 PM (aTXUx)

119 Why not spay your aussie?

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at March 20, 2014 04:57 PM (zDsvJ)

120 St. Joe's and UConn tied with 30.8 seconds left in the 2nd on TBS.

Posted by: Vendette at March 20, 2014 04:58 PM (8pqpP)

121 Me? I'm pissing off a long time friend. She's down with BanBossy. I'm not. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2014 08:36 PM (GEICT) Sounds like you need to tell her how bossy she is.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 20, 2014 04:58 PM (bmaUl)

122 I hope chihuahuas have their own little corner in heaven. In a soundproof room. I dont want an eternity of yapping.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 04:59 PM (oMKp3)

123 120 St. Joe's and UConn tied with 30.8 seconds left in the 2nd on TBS. Thanks!

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 04:59 PM (oMKp3)

124 Opening Day in 12 days Cubs eliminated in 13 days

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2014 05:01 PM (aTXUx)

125 Well I guess I am not winning the Billions dollars from quicken and Buffet

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 05:01 PM (t3UFN)

126 Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2014 09:01 PM (aTXUx) Hey now.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 05:01 PM (oMKp3)

127 Opening Day in 12 days Thanks for reminding me, I need to cancel my MLB Package before it's too late.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2014 05:01 PM (qHG1f)

128 overtime

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 05:01 PM (t3UFN)

129 UConn game going to OT.

Posted by: Vendette at March 20, 2014 05:02 PM (8pqpP)

130 I got back-handed once by my 2 year old sleeping with my wife and me.

Shock and awe.

Posted by: EC at March 20, 2014 08:49 PM (doBIb)


I woke quickly to a black eye and owie nose when one of mine sat up sleepy and fell over right on my face with his head. woke both of us  instantly in pain

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 05:02 PM (nqBYe)

131 hey anyone up for chinese? let's call michelle for take out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 05:03 PM (t3UFN)

132 >>> anyone up for chinese? I'm thinking Thai.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2014 05:04 PM (qHG1f)

133 I woke quickly to a black eye and owie nose when one of mine sat up sleepy and fell over right on my face with his head. woke both of us instantly in pain Timber!

Posted by: EC at March 20, 2014 05:04 PM (doBIb)

134 anyone up for chinese? I'm thinking Thai. Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2014 09:04 PM (qHG1f) How long do you think it will take that 777 to get it here?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 05:05 PM (t3UFN)

135 Cynthia the basket hound.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 20, 2014 05:05 PM (Oy09x)

136 so i ran errands  with music loud, cleaned house music blaring.

and am still in a horrible mood.

this has become an issue the last few weeks.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 05:06 PM (nqBYe)

137 So when you guys got hit by your kid when sleeping was there a bright white flash and then you're up in agony with pulped nose/lips/face?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 05:06 PM (oFCZn)

138 so make me laugh!

yes, i'm the boss of you!

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 05:07 PM (nqBYe)

139 "Why not spay your aussie?"

Good question, Y-not...BH got her about 8 years ago, thinks she was a year or two old at that time.  Is the surgery safe at her presumed age?  Or-- pregnancy possible (or even safe?)
again, considering her age?

Backstory:

She was found wandering the road, miles from any homes--has a scar on her belly which looks like 'some kind of surgery' (according to one vet) and yet she bleeds periodically, perhaps once a year.

BH is the decision-maker in this case, and says if she was gonna get pregnant, she would've by now--I said (years ago) we should get this squared away.

If we get pups -- we get pups, I guess....

Posted by: JeanQ at March 20, 2014 05:07 PM (82lr7)

140 Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 09:06 PM (nqBYe) I hear you willow. I am familiar with the Black Cloud of Doom.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 05:07 PM (oMKp3)

141 Dack i don't remember a flash of anything. perhaps oi  momentarily blacked out.

however it did take me a moment to be able to see.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 05:08 PM (nqBYe)

142 138 so make me laugh! yes, i'm the boss of you! Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 09:07 PM (nqBYe) *hits random moron over the head with a beer bottle* HAHAHAHAHA! ZIP! WEEEE!!!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 05:08 PM (oFCZn)

143 I feel like I saw more Obamacare commercials than basketball.

Posted by: NCKate at March 20, 2014 05:09 PM (y7PFk)

144 friends; what happened to your face
me, nothing
freinds; No , srsly what happened ,fgs did someone hit you?
me, the baby attacked me in my sleep.
friends, whatever you can tell us you know.
LOL


Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 05:10 PM (nqBYe)

145 I am familiar with the Black Cloud of Doom.

So am I.  I saw Black Cloud of Doom open for Journey in Atlantic City in '89.

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at March 20, 2014 05:10 PM (9F2c1)

146 Weird puppy combinations should be encouraged.You might get the puppeh version of Grumpy Cat and make millions.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2014 05:10 PM (zqvg6)

147 Dack watched  larry curly and moe as a wee lad?

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 05:11 PM (nqBYe)

148 139 "Why not spay your aussie?" Good question, Y-not...BH got her about 8 years ago, thinks she was a year or two old at that time. Is the surgery safe at her presumed age? It becomes a more difficult surgery because the tissue gets toughened and thickened and it may cost more because of that, but it can be done. I would ask your vet. The problem with an us spayed female is as they get older, they are subject to pyometra, a uterine infection that can quickly become fatal without surgery.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 05:11 PM (oMKp3)

149 *hits random moron over the head with a beer bottle* Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 09:08 PM (oFCZn) *ahem* That "random moron" was alexthechick, May God have mercy on your soul.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 20, 2014 05:11 PM (yz6yg)

150 144 friends; what happened to your face me, nothing freinds; No , srsly what happened ,fgs did someone hit you? me, the baby attacked me in my sleep. friends, whatever you can tell us you know. LOL Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 09:10 PM (nqBYe) Wow it was that bad? LOL I'm picturing Rocky Balboa post fight facial injuries here.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 05:11 PM (oFCZn)

151 Unspayed.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 05:12 PM (oMKp3)

152 he did have a Big hard head .
although i would never be so inconsiderate of my childs feelings to tell him so...
Then,
now is waaaay different

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 05:13 PM (nqBYe)

153 Thanks, steevy, I think-- yeah, weird puppy combination, indeed!

I worry about our girl's age for this.  (And of course the *fugly potential* for this combo.  Yeesh!!)

Posted by: JeanQ at March 20, 2014 05:14 PM (82lr7)

154 Uconn looking good in OT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 05:14 PM (t3UFN)

155 That "random moron" was alexthechick, May God have mercy on your soul. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2014 09:11 PM (yz6yg) *grabs popcorn*

Posted by: LizLem at March 20, 2014 05:14 PM (dxVLo)

156 I have not seen any Obamacide commercials yet. I mean during basketball. Yet.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 20, 2014 05:15 PM (dfYL9)

157 156 Tons during the Wofford game.

Posted by: NCKate at March 20, 2014 05:16 PM (y7PFk)

158 Drudge Report ‏@tweetdrudge 1m Video: Jeb Bush Launches Ad Campaign Promoting Common Core http://bit.ly/1d5GxYm #tcot

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 20, 2014 05:17 PM (DmNpO)

159 I'm thinking someone fired that baby out of a cannon.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 05:17 PM (oFCZn)

160 Ok, Valerie, that's it. This time we're taking off the gloves. Start rolling up those bread balls, sweety. Gird your precious loins for a no-holds-barred food-fight.

Posted by: BarneyOffal at March 20, 2014 05:17 PM (ul4Lc)

161 Of course ESPN Radio douche Colon Cowherd had Obama on shilling Obamacare.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2014 05:17 PM (zqvg6)

162 Wow it was that bad?
 {LOL }

I'm picturing Rocky Balboa post fight facial injuries here.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 09:11 PM (oFCZn)


see that LOL?  ok now

you others get to it!


i need chuckles galore!

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 05:17 PM (nqBYe)

163 On the missing plane, have a look at this. 

Peking airport is at 40 degrees 4 minutes North, 116 degrees 35 minutes West

Find that on Google maps, then change the latitude to 40 degrees 4 minutes South and see how close you get

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 20, 2014 05:18 PM (/i3Yt)

164 96 Bossy behavior is unattractive and off-putting. If someone is consistently bossy, they should be discouraged from continuing a behavior that is detrimental. In my opinion, you are doing someone a favor by pointing this out. I think cautioning someone about being bossy is great. We should do it more often. Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 08:47 PM (oMKp3) Yes, but that would mean holding individuals responsible for their own behavior, and liberals don't want to do that. They would rather try to control everyone's behavior.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 20, 2014 05:19 PM (bmaUl)

165 *ahem* That "random moron" was alexthechick, May God have mercy on your soul. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2014 09:11 PM (yz6yg) She hasn't woken up yet, has she? *runs*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 05:20 PM (oFCZn)

166 Thanks, grammie winger.

Posted by: JeanQ at March 20, 2014 05:20 PM (82lr7)

167 yeah mama, it's been a horrible  half decade and some of it has nothing to do with Obama (shocked face)

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 05:20 PM (nqBYe)

168 I wonder if Air Force Mooch had extra protection with a rogue 777 possibly on the loose? Serious question

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 05:20 PM (t3UFN)

169 168 Probably.Make an expensive trip even more expensive.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2014 05:21 PM (zqvg6)

170 Doom.. you don't know doom til you've lived in my house the past 4 weeks. I hate my life. I want peace. I want quiet. I want a simple life. I've lived almost 60 years on this planet. At some point haven't I earned some peace in my life?

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 05:22 PM (/IQip)

171 nevergiveup, I would hope so. I would think if there is anything to suggest this plane still might be viable all precautions should be taken.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 05:22 PM (nqBYe)

172 A Norwegian teen was hospitalized with severe kidney failure after a 16-hour, caffeine-fueled Call of Duty video game binge. Henrik Eide Dahl, 14, reportedly collapsed in his high school's cafeteria last month at the end of the marathon session. He'd consumed an astonishing 8 liters of powerful energy drinks to keep himself going.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 20, 2014 05:23 PM (e8kgV)

173 *jewels and gramma*

yes you do.

and so sorry.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 05:24 PM (nqBYe)

174 Houston / Minnesota looking like a blowout

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 20, 2014 05:24 PM (hFETg)

175 172 Darwin wins again. Never go against Darwin.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 05:24 PM (Q8vlx)

176 Putin stole 370 to use as storage for his Basset Hound collection...

Posted by: Og Celtic-American at March 20, 2014 05:24 PM (vHRtU)

177 158 Drudge Report ‏@tweetdrudge 1m Video: Jeb Bush Launches Ad Campaign Promoting Common Core http://bit.ly/1d5GxYm #tcot Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 20, 2014 09:17 PM (DmNpO) What is it with all the GOPers I do not want running in 2016 self imploding? Christie, Ryan, Jeb...it's like God wants me to have nice things occasionally. Unless they can rehabilitate their images in time for the race, that is.

Posted by: LizLem at March 20, 2014 05:24 PM (dxVLo)

178 Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 09:22 PM (/IQip) Yikes. Yes, I think at this stage of your life, some measure of peace is not too much to ask. Family?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 05:24 PM (oMKp3)

179 Afraid our girl (aussie shep.) might end up with rat-dog babies....damn neighbor's mutt keeps getting into our fenced yard, no matter how much chicken wire, lattice, etc. we put up. Posted by: JeanQ at March 20, 2014 08:52 PM (82lr7) When I got my first dog the vet asked me about getting him fixed. I asked if it was necessary since my yard was fenced in. He said they'll do it right through the fence. The female backs herself up to the fence to accommodate the male.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 20, 2014 05:25 PM (bmaUl)

180 A Norwegian teen was hospitalized with severe kidney failure after a 16-hour, caffeine-fueled Call of Duty video game binge. Henrik Eide Dahl, 14, reportedly collapsed in his high school's cafeteria last month at the end of the marathon session. He'd consumed an astonishing 8 liters of powerful energy drinks to keep himself going. *** Great job, parents!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 20, 2014 05:25 PM (DmNpO)

181 Yikes Jewells I hope things get better

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 20, 2014 05:25 PM (hFETg)

182 What is it with all the GOPers I do not want running in 2016 self imploding? Christie, Ryan, Jeb...it's like God wants me to have nice things occasionally. Unless they can rehabilitate their images in time for the race, that is. *** I hope it is the final nail in the Jeb Bush coffin.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 20, 2014 05:26 PM (DmNpO)

183 The left will call for the outlawing of energy drinks and video games.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2014 05:26 PM (zqvg6)

184 I hope it is the final nail in the Jeb Bush coffin. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 20, 2014 09:26 PM (DmNpO) Death is but a door, time is but a window. He'll be back.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2014 05:26 PM (GEICT)

185 158 Drudge Report ‏@tweetdrudge 1m
Video: Jeb Bush Launches Ad Campaign Promoting Common Core http://bit.ly/1d5GxYm #tcotPosted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 20, 2014 09:17 PM (DmNpO)
I saw a Common Core ad on Fox News last night.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 20, 2014 05:27 PM (Oy09x)

186 She hasn't woken up yet, has she?

*runs* Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 09:20 PM (oFCZn)


No, no, no, don't worry, it's fine, it is.   All in good fun and what not.


Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go supervise whilst Bannion straps the lions to the Ravage. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 20, 2014 05:27 PM (Gk3SS)

187 Family and other stuff. I swear to God, some days I just want to get in my car and drive and drive and never look back. My heart is so heavy and I am just miserable. Sorry.. just have to vent sometimes. I try so hard to think it will get better but I will be 60 in a few weeks and there just seems to be no relief in sight. Just when I think life is good, it slaps me in the face and reminds me it's not.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 05:28 PM (/IQip)

188 You ok Jewells?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 20, 2014 05:28 PM (u8GsB)

189 We used to have hos/gfs back up to the fence at the county work farm... the cons knew would actully sand the chain-link fence in spots to keep their junk from getting torn up...

Posted by: Og Celtic-American at March 20, 2014 05:28 PM (vHRtU)

190 LizLem @67, those are the best, and the worst, sort of dreams. I hate goodbyes. NDH @ 50, that's the thickest drool I've ever seen. It looks like it's make good caulk.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 20, 2014 05:29 PM (IlZPo)

191 Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 09:28 PM (/IQip) I'm so sorry, sweetie. I know this sounds lame, but tonight I will pray for you. I wish I could do more.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 05:29 PM (oMKp3)

192 Adjust your tinfoil, here's an imaginary conversation over the past ten days between the American, Chinese and Russian intelligence communities:

Americans to Chinese: One of our satellites just noticed a big debris field in the Taklimakan desert. It looks like airplane wreckage.

Chinese: Strange, we know nothing about it. WeÂ’ll check and get back to you.

Americans, six hours later: Any news?

 Chinese: Nope, havenÂ’t found anything there but we found the Malaysian jet wreckage in the South China Sea.  

Americans: We doubt that. WeÂ’re briefing the President soon, if we tell him about the debris field, he will probably call a press conference.

Chinese.  Bad idea.  It is a crashed jet. I wonder where that came from. Any chance your instruments tracked a flight path before it crashed?

Americans: No. Of course not, we just picked up the aerial photos from the last satellite pass.

Russians: Howdy guys, whatÂ’s going on?

Chinese: Nothing, can we help you? Show you the way out?

Russians: Tell us about the PLA battalion that is cleaning up all this plane debris in the desert.

Chinese: What plane? Where ?

Russians: Do you want the coordinates?

American: Ivan, weÂ’re all friends here.  At least today.

Russians: Can you tell us the plane’s final heading before it was shot down—

Amercinas : Or had mechanical difficulty-

Chinese: Or was taken down by Chechens--

Russians: Uighurs—

Americans: Guys, guys, letÂ’s work together , nobody wants publicity. Al Qaeda is on the run, right?

Chinese: It seemed to be heading toward an abandoned airfield in Kirgyzia.

Russians: We have a team on the ground there.

Chinese:  Already?  LetÂ’s hope you took a few prisoners alive.

Americans:   LetÂ’s agree, the  Chinese will share any information from the debris, and the Russians will let us both know what you find  How about  a couple of independent observers on the ground at both sites? (Long silence.) An Australian, say? Just to give you some additional, ah, technical expertise?

Chinese: A Canadian for us. One . How about sending a Ukrainian to Kirgyzia?

Russian: Very funny.

Chinese: By the way, did you guys have a heads up on the planeÂ’s heading before it crashed?

American: LetÂ’s stay focused. We need to find that Malaysian airliner. Terrorists did not bring it down.

Russians: Maybe your satellites can locate it off the Australian coast. WeÂ’ll let you send a couple Aussies to Kirgizia. We donÂ’t know anything about this. Oh, by the way, weÂ’ll be busy in the Ukraine the next few weeks. We expect the usual noise about human rights, just donÂ’t do anything that might make Mr. Putin have a press conference of his own about this debris field.  

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at March 20, 2014 05:29 PM (JZihP)

193 Jewel, life's too short it is to enjoyed as much as possible. I was in the same place you were, damn near killed me. No more.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 05:30 PM (Q8vlx)

194 The female backs herself up to the fence to accommodate the male.

Sounds like a Saturday night on Folsom street.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2014 05:30 PM (lr3d7)

195 Well if Jeb doesn't get elected I hear Cuba is holding a spot for him as Minister of Backstabbing & Waffles...

Posted by: Og Celtic-American at March 20, 2014 05:30 PM (vHRtU)

196 "My dogs and cats always slept with me. They were clean- had their shots. They were my pals."

Some friends had a big old pit mix, one of those pound dogs that looked threatening as hell but had a sweet disposition. Nice doggie, but:

It would occasionally let out absolutely room-clearing dog farts. The worst ever. And then bark accusingly at its own rear end, in a very loud voice.

One night when I'd had a few too many to drive safely, they stowed me in their guest room. The dog jumped up on the bed to go to sleep. And then at three-thirty in the morning, you guessed it. The horrible farting and the deafening barking.

Next time, taxicab.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2014 05:30 PM (gqT4g)

197 What's Common Core, the new No Labels thing?

Posted by: soothsayer, king of the underscore at March 20, 2014 05:31 PM (jldxi)

198 I think Common Core is something one of the Bush's forgot to flush?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 05:32 PM (Q8vlx)

199 so very sorry Jewels.


Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 05:32 PM (nqBYe)

200 Grammie.. thank you. PG.. no I'm not. But I will try the old Scarlett O'Hara routine and hope tomorrow is better. There is this "thing" going on.. can't say any more but it's horrible. Really horrible. It affects my whole family and it's tearing me up inside.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 05:32 PM (/IQip)

201 speaking of whatever you're speaking of... Old Sailors Poet hasn't been around in a coon's age.

Posted by: soothsayer, king of the underscore at March 20, 2014 05:32 PM (jldxi)

202 Common Core is those new double-size toilet paper rolls.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 20, 2014 05:32 PM (IlZPo)

203 No more.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 09:30 PM (Q8vlx)


how did you solve it?

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 05:33 PM (nqBYe)

204 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 20, 2014 09:27 PM (Oy09x) Common Core is the Federal Government dictating to the States what will be taught... and HOW... If people don't have a problem with that... they do not understand the Nature of Government... Because even 'if' the curriculum was OK today... we don't know WHO will be in charge of it in the future.

Posted by: Romeo13... anti Federalist at March 20, 2014 05:33 PM (84gbM)

205 Common Core: "If 27 Basset Hounds climb in a clown car and 23 climb out how many are winners? Everyone! Come get your blue ribbons, sprinkles, and condoms!"

Posted by: Og Celtic-American at March 20, 2014 05:33 PM (vHRtU)

206 Lol, 'why don't we do it through the fence' just doesn't have the same ring to it...

If it were my call, she'd have been spayed right away.  BH gets the bill (and the blame) if puppies happen.

Seriously, though-- the neighbor's dog gets a pass on the leash laws, and I'll be cited (if I get caught) for shooting the little trespasser.

It's not faaaaaiiiirrrrr!

Posted by: JeanQ at March 20, 2014 05:33 PM (82lr7)

207 Hi peeps, I did some therapeutic shopping tonight, feeling pretty good right now. I have a funny St. Paddy's day story to tell but I think I might need to wait till the ONT

Posted by: spypeach at March 20, 2014 05:34 PM (10H0T)

208 192 Posted by: Jim in Virginia at March 20, 2014 09:29 PM (JZihP) I actually think that's more accurate than what we've been hearing in the MSM. I think somebody knows what happened, and they're not saying. There could be a variety of reasons why.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2014 05:34 PM (sdi6R)

209 No, no, no, don't worry, it's fine, it is. All in good fun and what not. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go supervise whilst Bannion straps the lions to the Ravage. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 20, 2014 09:27 PM (Gk3SS) The bottle was empty and I was trying to cheer willow up. *eyes telephone and moves slowly in that direction*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 05:34 PM (oFCZn)

210 (((Jewells))) if you need to talk, phx az grl at yahoo dot com Hang in there

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 20, 2014 05:34 PM (u8GsB)

211 NC State has blown the game. Can't hit free throws. Idiots.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 20, 2014 05:34 PM (dfYL9)

212 jewels is there any way you can talk to a professional in the situation you're in?
not a psychiatrist, but  someone that has answers to your specific family thing?

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 05:35 PM (nqBYe)

213 jewells . . . I'm so sorry you're having such a tough time.  wish there was something I could do . . .  you will have to settle for a fakey internet hug . . .  {{{{{{}}}}}} 

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2014 05:35 PM (8lmkt)

214 "There is this 'thing' going on.. can't say any more but it's horrible. Really horrible. It affects my whole family and it's tearing me up inside."

Hey, jewells, find *someone* you can safely confide in. Not necessarily a Horde member. Perhaps someone in real life in your community. Seriously do this. It really sounds like you need to unburden.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2014 05:35 PM (gqT4g)

215 Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 09:32 PM (/IQip) Oh gosh jewells. That sounds serious.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 05:36 PM (oMKp3)

216 Tied with 13 seconds to go.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 20, 2014 05:36 PM (dfYL9)

217 alex,  Dack randomly swung like those strange curly, larry, moe guys

but i did demand cheering up.

and Dack

dack, sorry, i have to use the restroom.

covers eyes.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 05:36 PM (nqBYe)

218 Moooochell and the spawn better remember that it's getting stabby over there.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at March 20, 2014 05:36 PM (ecN6u)

219 Thanks PG Just pray for my family. I can't get specific.. just pray what we are going thru has a good outcome (it doesn't involve anyones health).

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 05:36 PM (/IQip)

220 prayers for you jewells.

Posted by: spypeach at March 20, 2014 05:37 PM (10H0T)

221 Overtime.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 20, 2014 05:37 PM (dfYL9)

222 I just said to hell with it I'm living it my way from now on, feelings be damned cause in the end, the only one that really cares is you. I quit living for other people that did not care about me. You have to get selfish, but it's the only way it worked for me.it goes against basic instinct but, you have to save yourself first if you want to be there for others.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 05:37 PM (Q8vlx)

223 Another round of OT on the way after St. Louis dominated the last part of the 2nd half.

Posted by: Vendette at March 20, 2014 05:37 PM (8pqpP)

224 219 just pray what we are going thru has a good outcome (it doesn't involve anyones health). Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 09:36 PM (/IQip) You got it.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 05:38 PM (oMKp3)

225 I'll pray for you Dack.

Posted by: Adam at March 20, 2014 05:38 PM (Aif/5)

226 jewells, you are in my prayers.


Dack, you are in my sights. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 20, 2014 05:38 PM (Gk3SS)

227 I can't talk to anyone. Eh.. I've already probably said too much but I honestly don't give a shit anymore. I hate this country right now. Really. Just pray people.. I believe in prayer.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 05:39 PM (/IQip)

228 I have NC State

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 05:39 PM (t3UFN)

229 "Just pray for my family. I can't get specific.. just pray what we are going thru has a good outcome"

Family trouble is the *worst*.

Bad job? There's always the hope of finding another.

Friend trouble? Friends come and go over the years.

Health issues? Get that second opinion.

But family... I've spent more sleepless nights on that than on anything.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2014 05:39 PM (gqT4g)

230 219 --- Adding your family to my prayer list right now. Hang in there.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 20, 2014 05:39 PM (dfYL9)

231 And Jewels I will say a prayer for you. It works, don't really know how to explain that. You do have to have a strong faith in something. Then you can start believing in yourself again.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 05:40 PM (Q8vlx)

232 Oh Torque.. wish it was any of those things. THAT I can deal with.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 05:41 PM (/IQip)

233 will pray for you and your family jewells hope it all works out

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at March 20, 2014 05:41 PM (u8GsB)

234 Thank you all.. this is where I come when I need a "hug" or a prayer.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 05:42 PM (/IQip)

235 Torque.
yes those we love the most have the most effect on us.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 05:43 PM (nqBYe)

236 Just remember Jewels it probably isn't you. My family has been destroyed by greed and money. Igave up giving a shit who hated me anymore.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 05:43 PM (Q8vlx)

237 Uh oh. AtC is strapping lions to raptors. That's not good.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2014 05:43 PM (GEICT)

238 Hey.. someday I have one hell of a story to tell ya'll.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 05:43 PM (/IQip)

239 "Just pray for my family. I can't get specific.. just pray what we are going thru has a good outcome"

will do, darlin' 

xoxo

if you want to bitch, you can e me at carolinvenice on the yahoo thing

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2014 05:44 PM (8lmkt)

240 fkty fk

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 05:44 PM (nqBYe)

241 Take care of yourself jewells! Hope things work out for the better. As for the current situation I find myself in: You throw ONE beer bottle...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 05:44 PM (oFCZn)

242 Jewels my story would fill a thread.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 05:44 PM (Q8vlx)

243 Prayers for you and yours, Jewells45-- whatever is troubling you, the Lord can overcome.


Posted by: JeanQ at March 20, 2014 05:44 PM (82lr7)

244 Oh, Jewells. Prayer said. Talk to someone.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 20, 2014 05:45 PM (baL2B)

245 If throwing one beer bottle is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 05:45 PM (oFCZn)

246 Police are searching for a man who posed as a podiatry student and sucked the toes of a woman trying on shoes at a Walmart in North Carolina.

http://tinyurl.com/kznjxsg

I don't know why but when I first saw this story, my thoughts immediately turned to this place.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 20, 2014 05:45 PM (IN7k+)

247 Jewels my story would fill a thread.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 09:44 PM (Q8vlx)

we'd  take turns sharing.


but yes i think many go through some horrendous traumas in their lives and sometimes  they find a good outcome.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 05:46 PM (nqBYe)

248 As for the current situation I find myself in:

You throw ONE beer bottle...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 09:44 PM (oFCZn)


Jeez, Dack.  I threw one, only one, and just the once, but it went straight through the tv set.  Epically satisfying, even if I did have to go out the next day and buy a new one (it was the day before Superbowl).  Will send up a prayer for you, too, buddy.

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2014 05:46 PM (8lmkt)

249 Jewells, I'm hoping everything works out ok for you. Or at least the thing causing your problem has a massive run of shitty luck

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2014 05:47 PM (aTXUx)

250 jewels, anyway, hang in there, you have to give some things time to find the correct answer.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 05:47 PM (nqBYe)

251 Uh oh. AtC is strapping lions to raptors. That's not good. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2014 09:43 PM (GEICT)


Technically, Bannion is the one doing the strapping. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 20, 2014 05:48 PM (Gk3SS)

252 You throw ONE beer bottle... ------- You fuck ONE goat....

Posted by: Tom The Goatfucker at March 20, 2014 05:48 PM (Aif/5)

253 NC State giving me chest pain

Posted by: NCwoof at March 20, 2014 05:48 PM (aUQgu)

254 I've been thru alot of shit in my life. Kids... DUI's..posession of pot.. losing my dad..my husbands cancer. Nothing compares to this.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 05:49 PM (/IQip)

255 My brackets are starting to look like Swiss Cheese

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 05:49 PM (t3UFN)

256 Where is David Thompson when yu need him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 05:49 PM (t3UFN)

257 (((Hugs))) and prayers Jewell

Posted by: PaleRider at March 20, 2014 05:50 PM (dkExz)

258 Nude

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 20, 2014 05:50 PM (P1WNR)

259 You fuck ONE goat....

don't lie . . . nobody stops at one.

Posted by: Achmed the terrorist at March 20, 2014 05:50 PM (8lmkt)

260 Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 09:49 PM (/IQip) I can't even imagine what you must be going through if it's worse than all of that.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 05:51 PM (oMKp3)

261 @256 Never give up ---  Jimmy V

This can't happen.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 20, 2014 05:51 PM (aUQgu)

262 Any time Jewels it does help to talk it out. I've made some stupid decisions in my life, but I learned from them and moved on. I just don't need to deal with people who just want to keep mindfucking me. I've dealt with losing both parents and my sister at a young age, I paid dearly but I'm the bad guy here.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 05:51 PM (Q8vlx)

263 Obama: Timberwolves Putin: Rockets

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 20, 2014 05:51 PM (hFETg)

264 jewels as someone said up there, you have to take care of yourself to take care of whatever is wiping you out.
 
whatever is going on there are people that have been there,  probably some type of group online that might have an answer or suggestions to assist?

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 05:53 PM (nqBYe)

265 Has that fuckin' fraud in the WH claimed credit for the Harvard win yet?  And don't even get me started on that gang of ho-bags in China.

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2014 05:53 PM (8lmkt)

266 NC State.   Jordaire Jett has to foul out.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 20, 2014 05:53 PM (aUQgu)

267 i didn't fill out my brackets.....oh well

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at March 20, 2014 05:53 PM (u8GsB)

268 This movie is so impossibly bad that it's funny. It's worse than anything SyFy could ever hope to put on the air.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2014 05:53 PM (GEICT)

269 I don't know why but when I first saw this story, my thoughts immediately turned to this place.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 20, 2014 09:45 PM (IN7k+)


Ha! I do that as well with weird stories. How bizarre. I think even a Moron would not do this, unless she rolled each toe with bacon.


On top of that guy mocking Oboombacare vs Putin...some guy did on NCIS-LA, or the one we recorded this week. I'd say The Won They Were All Waiting for is the squeak of jokes with everyone. Love it! Some other dude went nuts on Dem Underground, a loyal lapdog, who was now unable to obtain meds for his wife who has MS. The truth is dawning on the masses, in spite of Ellen's Show and his brackets.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 20, 2014 05:53 PM (baL2B)

270 This is beyond my control Chavez.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 05:53 PM (/IQip)

271 Obama Judge: Mexican Border Fence May Have “Disparate Impact On Minorities” Weasel Zippers: What the fuck is wrong with these people. Shit like this can a push a guy to revolution and I am not kidding. Any Country that doesn't protect it's border is not much of a Country . Hey hey Ho ho b obama has got to go. Hey hey Ho ho b obama has got to go. Hey hey Ho ho b obama has got to go.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 05:54 PM (t3UFN)

272 Thank you all again. As I said.. someday.. one hell of a story. Hope you are all still around when I can tell it. Thanks for the prayers.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 05:55 PM (/IQip)

273 My bracket has already been flushed twice. Oh well it's just street ball now anyhow.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 05:55 PM (Q8vlx)

274 254 I've been thru alot of shit in my life. Kids... DUI's..posession of pot.. losing my dad..my husbands cancer. Nothing compares to this. Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 09:49 PM (/IQip) So you're telling us the camps are real...dangit, I knew it! But seriously, sending love and prayers your way.

Posted by: LizLem at March 20, 2014 05:55 PM (ijXVY)

275 Jewells, you're killing me.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 20, 2014 05:55 PM (P1WNR)

276 OMG  NC State -- Warren can tie with FT

Posted by: NCwoof at March 20, 2014 05:55 PM (aUQgu)

277 269 Lemme guess, the DU guy was pissed at his insurance comapny, right. If they hang at DU, their gonna pull the D lever, no matter what.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 20, 2014 05:56 PM (ojnk6)

278 Vote from the rooftops, hanging gardens from the lamp posts...

Posted by: Og Celtic-American at March 20, 2014 05:56 PM (vHRtU)

279 Hang in there Jewels. It will get better.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 05:56 PM (Q8vlx)

280 272 Thank you all again. As I said.. someday.. one hell of a story. Hope you are all still around when I can tell it. Thanks for the prayers. Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 09:55 PM (/IQip) We will be here. And I pray that when you are able to tell your story, it will have a happy ending.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 05:56 PM (oMKp3)

281 Sorry Dr Spank.. I don't want to kill you It will be be okay.. has to.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 05:57 PM (/IQip)

282 I like happy endings

Posted by: Al gore at March 20, 2014 05:58 PM (hFETg)

283 Thanks grammie.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 05:58 PM (/IQip)

284 With bummer as POTUS, we are f*cked.  He's in charge for two and one half more years.  Jus think what he can do in that time, unless he is removed from office by Congressional action.
Yeah-- that's a joke

Posted by: NCwoof at March 20, 2014 05:58 PM (aUQgu)

285 Prayers to all.

Posted by: Og Celtic-American at March 20, 2014 05:59 PM (vHRtU)

286 Apologies for inappropriate posts.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 20, 2014 06:01 PM (aUQgu)

287 Jewells you are my age, did you steal my pot back in the day? Either I forgot where I left it or somebody bogarted it.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 06:02 PM (Q8vlx)

288 286 I didn't see anything innappropriate, NC. Open thread and all that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 20, 2014 06:02 PM (ojnk6)

289 Nude Posted by: Dr Spank False noods are not okay.

Posted by: soothsayer, playing the villain tonight at March 20, 2014 06:03 PM (jldxi)

290 Some other dude went nuts on Dem Underground, a loyal lapdog, who was now unable to obtain meds for his wife who has MS. The truth is dawning on the masses, in spite of Ellen's Show and his brackets. Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 20, 2014 09:53 PM (baL2B) Some LIV called Rush the other day, a dem, voted for Obama twice. Wanted to vent; it finally dawned on the guy that O-Care is govt run health care. *shakes head* To his credit Rush was very kind with the caller...maybe he finally took the red pill. If conservatives run on repealing ocare, and we will then hash out a better, newer bill together, who knows? They might pull some classic dems their way. But I agree anyone on DU is probably a lost cause. Bravo for wading in over there.

Posted by: LizLem at March 20, 2014 06:03 PM (ijXVY)

291 LOL Chavez.. nope wasn't me. Hate that shit. Doesn't agree with me.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 06:04 PM (/IQip)

292 did you steal my pot back in the day? Either I forgot where I left it or somebody bogarted it.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 10:02 PM (Q8vlx)



Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2014 06:06 PM (8lmkt)

293 Okay Jewells it's cool. When I retire I'm moving to Colorado my liver needs a break!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 06:06 PM (Q8vlx)

294 christy yes we have run into that with daughter, she is currently in remission, we don't need the meds but the costly scans , her oncology doc is down to bare bones  doctoring refusing to bend for obamacare. I don't think he'll survive this overtake of the system.
And i pray something changes fast.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 06:06 PM (nqBYe)

295 Holy shit North Dakota State.   There's a reason this is one of my favorite times of year. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 20, 2014 06:06 PM (Gk3SS)

296 In Valhalla, we have the Gnomes clean up after the Dogs...

Posted by: Sven Svenson... Son of Sven at March 20, 2014 08:37 PM (84gbM)


In Peruvia Doggies roam free like sacred bovines in India.

Posted by: Guido at March 20, 2014 06:08 PM (15qFH)

297 277 269
Lemme guess, the DU guy was pissed at his insurance comapny, right. If they hang at DU, their gonna pull the D lever, no matter what.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 20, 2014 09:56 PM (ojnk6)

Dude now hates Baroque and the signature legislation he rode in on. I think DU got flipped out and cut him off the teat (had never heard of him and can't remember name).

He apparently was all gung ho for Obarakycare initially due to his wife's pre-existing condition. Now not so much as her meds are now *$700/month, and, I guess, cheaper under her old plan. I guess he didn't figure someone would have to pay real money with the change in plans? I know the Hispanics are all stompy about it as well. On April 1st they have to cook the books pretty good to make this all work out! And, someday, Carney will have to tell the "truth" on how many have actually paid into the great shopping cart that was so simple to find a plan you could afford. Remember, it is like Amazon! Well, I think if I called Amazon and asked what was in my shopping cart, stalled and moldy, but not paid for, they would freaking know. Amazon also has a "Wish List." Maybe that is an option on the O. Care Website of Doom (I refuse to call it the ______ Careless Action. Refuse. It is his name on it. He ran on it. It can run on him now like molten lava diarrhea.

*It is odd I can't remember names, even at parties or meeting husband's work peoples, but remember numbers like Rain Man. Even odder is I am le stoopid with math.




Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 20, 2014 06:08 PM (baL2B)

298 Prayers for you willow. What a world.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 06:09 PM (/IQip)

299 Yeah, um, the timberwolves did about as well tonight as the direwolves did at the Freys' wedding

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 20, 2014 06:09 PM (hFETg)

300 Everybody loves Ocare, that dyke Ellen said so. Itmust be true!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 06:10 PM (Q8vlx)

301 obamacare is nothing but a wealth distribution plan and a rationed health care plan. That is how it was designed and that is the only logical outcome of this abortion of a "comprehensive health care reform".

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 06:10 PM (t3UFN)

302 By November, the Republicans will be blamed for obamacare. Do not doubt me, as Rush says.

Posted by: soothsayer, playing the villain tonight at March 20, 2014 06:10 PM (jldxi)

303 LOL Christy.. you are a riot.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 06:10 PM (/IQip)

304 Man, Fox has chosen to be all flight 370, all the time.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 20, 2014 06:10 PM (ojnk6)

305 ... You're supposed to walk the Basset Hound into town.

Posted by: Warthog at March 20, 2014 06:11 PM (Tm1Xr)

306 Man, Fox has chosen to be all flight 370, all the time. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 20, 2014 10:10 PM (ojnk6) Fox? Ever hear of CNN?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 06:11 PM (t3UFN)

307 obama said today that nations "simply do not redraw their borders." Nope, but some nations erase their borders.

Posted by: soothsayer, playing the villain tonight at March 20, 2014 06:11 PM (jldxi)

308 How the hell does THAT work soothsayer? Rush really said that? That's some damn fine spinning if that's the case.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 06:12 PM (/IQip)

309 307 obama said today that nations "simply do not redraw their borders." Well be that true or false, real Countries do control their borders and even put up fences

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 06:12 PM (t3UFN)

310 My news choice is PMSNBC i'm deranged!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 06:13 PM (Q8vlx)

311 I wish these last round of games weren't on so late. I'm an old woman. I like to be in bed by 8:30.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 06:13 PM (oMKp3)

312 Ritz bacon flavored crackers.

http://tinyurl.com/l8r3ucn


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 20, 2014 06:13 PM (Oy09x)

313 306 CNN is not a channel that appears on my TV, unless it's by accident, and then only very briefly.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 20, 2014 06:14 PM (ojnk6)

314 You guys playing cards?

Posted by: fluffy at March 20, 2014 06:14 PM (Ua6T/)

315 Jewells, Please try to focus on whatever in your life is good. Not the same, because not personal or family, but I've been in a funk over our country ever since the November election. Every so often I'll see something that is laugh out loud funny, and I feel better. You said the loud music wasn't helping you, but the other night someone on this site brought up you tubes of Carol Burnett's old movie parodies. I went to youtube and watched about 3 of them. I laughed out loud over and over. It was the best I've felt in weeks. Whatever is going on, you need to find a way to get your mind off it a bit.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 20, 2014 06:14 PM (bmaUl)

316 Go Nort' Dakota .

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 06:14 PM (oMKp3)

317 Ban Flossie

Posted by: Elsie the Cow at March 20, 2014 06:15 PM (l3vZN)

318 Nevergiveup, TFG,
I wish he'd resign and his troops would go, and His F media sychophants.
I would prefer to live the life i had before Obama so would my children where all had great jobs, decent healthcare and money in the bank,
how fast the destruction has occurred. Yeah there are some profiting off  what he has done Moo moo etc but not much in middle america.
and you know what makes life easier ?
jobs that paid and are now gone.
work that pays for those moments when you need funds.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 06:15 PM (nqBYe)

319 North Dakota State?  Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 20, 2014 06:15 PM (9F2c1)

320 fox is even covering the absurdity of the coverage

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at March 20, 2014 06:15 PM (u8GsB)

321 No Rush didn't predict it, I just did. But that's how Rush ends his predictions. And it'll be easy to blame Republicans for obamacare mainly because Republicans never defend themselves. Democrats will convince the people they never wanted the complicated obamacare; they wanted universal health care, but Republicans wouldn't let that happen. Yes, the Democrats will lie.

Posted by: soothsayer, playing the villain tonight at March 20, 2014 06:15 PM (jldxi)

322 Disappointed with Ellen. Thought she was smarter than that.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 20, 2014 06:15 PM (hFETg)

323 Jaspers vs Wildcats in Orlando! "What the hell's a Jasper?"

Posted by: Fox2! at March 20, 2014 06:15 PM (cHwSy)

324 Disappointed with Ellen. Thought she was smarter than that. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 20, 2014 10:15 PM (hFETg) Liberals are all sick fucks with any redeeming qualities. At least that is how i feel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 06:17 PM (t3UFN)

325 Go, Bison, go!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 20, 2014 06:17 PM (dfYL9)

326 And it'll be easy to blame Republicans for obamacare mainly because Republicans never defend themselves. Democrats will convince the people they never wanted the complicated obamacare; they wanted universal health care, but Republicans wouldn't let that happen.

Yes, the Democrats will lie.

Posted by: soothsayer, playing the villain tonight at March 20, 2014 10:15 PM (jldxi)


They want Republicans to Fix  It but  on their tems so they still can't be blamed.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 06:18 PM (nqBYe)

327 323 Jaspers vs Wildcats in Orlando! "What the hell's a Jasper?" Posted by: Fox2! at March 20, 2014 10:15 PM (cHwSy) Some kind of mineral, I think.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2014 06:18 PM (mx5oN)

328 Ellen is a brain dead zombie marching to the beat of the koolaid cookers. Always has been. She needs to STFU and go away.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 06:18 PM (Q8vlx)

329 Look at that kid's face. Wow.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 06:18 PM (oMKp3)

330 You expected Ellen to be different? hahahaha, just who do you think Ellen owes her celebrity and wealth to? The Left made Ellen.

Posted by: soothsayer, playing the villain tonight at March 20, 2014 06:18 PM (jldxi)

331 nerdygirl.. oh I have my good moments..even good days.. and yes the old saying laughter is the best medicine is very very true.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 06:18 PM (/IQip)

332 Ok, went back to WZ and looked: dude's name is "Will Pitt." That is where I read it and did not go into the real Dem U.

The last time I played with lib's minds was right after Gosnell's murder dragon was unveiled...when I waded into WaPo's comment section on story they were bullsharting. I pretended to be a French anthropology grad student doing a thesis on "WaPo in the Mist." At first I was plainly stating facts and they freaked the hell out. So then I said I was French and they got all polite and really thought I was using the information for a UN paper or something (I never said, but they were polite vs knowing they were dealing with bossy Redneck royalty). It was quite hilarious at the time (one weekend I was apparently both pissed off about Gosnell and bored). They did not even connect that I was comparing them to gorillas and was pretending to be sort of Jane Goodall.

I also, right after Benghazi, went Rain Man on them and they wanted to know "who I was and where did I get my information." Like I was Chloe on "24." I pointed them to the British press, and some comments got moderated because a few of the whiney petunias got flipped out. I have no squares to spare these days and haven't bothered with the twits.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 20, 2014 06:18 PM (baL2B)

333 Not sorry for making inappropriate comments, although maybe I should have made funnier inappropriate comments

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 20, 2014 06:18 PM (hFETg)

334 And with my time warner cable box suddenly freezing and not allowing channel changing and dropping out of HD during the NDSU OK game I will officially be dumping cable for Hulu and Netflix and start going to bars for sporting events again.

Posted by: H Badger at March 20, 2014 06:19 PM (er9dx)

335 jewells, I'm sorry for whatever is causing you so much grief. Hang in there, and even though we are just friends in little gray boxes, we're still friends and are here for you.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2014 06:20 PM (mx5oN)

336 H Badger you are preaching to the choir here.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 06:20 PM (Q8vlx)

337 "What the hell's a Jasper?" Posted by: Fox2! at March 20, 2014 10:15 PM Only the greatest dog whats ever lived...

Posted by: James (not really) at March 20, 2014 06:20 PM (JMmQ9)

338 And with my time warner cable box suddenly freezing and not allowing channel changing and dropping out of HD during the NDSU OK game I will officially be dumping cable for Hulu and Netflix and start going to bars for sporting events again.

Posted by: H Badger at March 20, 2014 10:19 PM (er9dx)


those bastids at TWC lost the Superbowl for about an hour recently.  heads were exploding all over the country.  including mine.  missed the entire halftime show (:lol

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2014 06:21 PM (8lmkt)

339 This country keeps going the way it is, and I'll probably be calling myself Swiss before I die.  Or Venetian, if they secede.  I could get behind that.  I don't want to live in 1984-world.

Posted by: Cato at March 20, 2014 06:21 PM (4cRuH)

340 Thanks Insomniac.. friends in little gray boxes.. I kinda like that

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 06:22 PM (/IQip)

341 These "Jaspers" are from Manhattan College? Named after one Brother Jasper.

Posted by: fluffy at March 20, 2014 06:22 PM (Ua6T/)

342 339 I fully plan to become a Belizian citizen upon retirement.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 20, 2014 06:23 PM (ojnk6)

343 Well.. hugs to you all and thanks for listening. I'm off to bed now and hopefully some sleep. Be safe.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 20, 2014 06:23 PM (/IQip)

344 Goodnight jewells. God be with you. Get some rest.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 06:24 PM (oMKp3)

345 Choklahoma is going down, sweet cheeks!

Posted by: Fritz at March 20, 2014 06:24 PM (PnMCP)

346 I know when the ONT will be posted.  Otherwise known as the exact nano-second I look away and stop hitting the refresh like a lab monkey jonesing for another hit of crack.

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2014 06:24 PM (8lmkt)

347 'Night jewells.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2014 06:24 PM (mx5oN)

348 From my previous rambling comment, as I am a rambling kind of bossy gal, I see a weird typo about Gosnell:
Gosnell's murder dragon

I think, at the time, I mean dungeon.

However, I like the thought of "murder dragon" in relation to Gosnell. Maybe that will be his pet in hell.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 20, 2014 06:25 PM (baL2B)

349 I'm off to bed now and hopefully some sleep.

Good night, babygirl.  Sleep well.

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2014 06:25 PM (8lmkt)

350 Fargo is happy tonight.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 06:25 PM (oMKp3)

351 Jewels, I have been right there with you about getting in the car and going.....a few times I hope things get better sooner rather than later. They always get better eventually, it's just a matter of when, hang in there

Posted by: lindafell at March 20, 2014 06:25 PM (PGO8C)

352 342
I'm in that gap that's either GenX or GenY depending on who you ask, so I long ago had to accept that I'd never be able to retire.  That's just baked into the cake at this point.

Posted by: Cato at March 20, 2014 06:26 PM (4cRuH)

353 Get some rest, Jewells. Hope things get better soon. Take care.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 20, 2014 06:27 PM (baL2B)

354 However, I like the thought of "murder dragon" in relation to Gosnell. Maybe that will be his pet in hell. Wait, you can have pet dragons in hell? *rethinks salvation*

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2014 06:28 PM (mx5oN)

355 352 Cato, I'm a tail end of the baby boom guy. I've got 14 years to go, but have already bought a Bar & Grill in Caulker Cay, Belize. So, I'll still be working in retirement.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 20, 2014 06:28 PM (ojnk6)

356 NDSU fans are excellent travellers. I bet there are a bunch who will make their way to Spokane tomorrow to join the fans already there.

Posted by: Vendette at March 20, 2014 06:29 PM (8pqpP)

357 smash  crash smash smash smash


There goes what's left of everyone's brackets.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 20, 2014 06:29 PM (Gk3SS)

358 Wait, you can have pet dragons in hell? *rethinks salvation* Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2014 10:28 PM (mx5oN) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoARQRCvpQU

Posted by: Trogdor! at March 20, 2014 06:29 PM (AymDN)

359 Pet dragons suck. They can't be housebroken.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 06:30 PM (Q8vlx)

360

Evening, Morons. Happy First Day of Spring!

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2014 06:30 PM (btTLZ)

361 I know when the ONT will be posted. Otherwise known as the exact nano-second I look away and stop hitting the refresh like a lab monkey jonesing for another hit of crack. Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2014 10:24 PM This is Serious, You Guys! I have a computer crisis that I need to Horde-source to the ONT...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2014 06:31 PM (JMmQ9)

362 ALH, darn it ! you are much to enthusiastic!

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 06:31 PM (nqBYe)

363 Peaches  you will always be firsty with me.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 06:32 PM (nqBYe)

364 360 Evening, Morons. Happy First Day of Spring! Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2014 10:30 PM (btTLZ) Allergy season! Yaaaaaay!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2014 06:32 PM (mx5oN)

365 Anita Hill Plays The Race Card: Clarence Thomas Wouldn’t Have Been Confirmed If “I Had Been A Blonde Female”… Correct me if I’m wrong, but Clarence Thomas is black. Weasel Zippers: McCain, Anita Hill, and Hemrhoids Name 3 things that just will not go away

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 06:33 PM (t3UFN)

366 Jaspers is a mind altering fungus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Santaroga_Barrier

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 20, 2014 06:33 PM (Oy09x)

367 *sticks head into thread* *quietly retreats*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 06:33 PM (oFCZn)

368 willow, I blush . . . but, I just stepped out on the superfund cleanup site aka my patio for a smoke and came back and, dammit, didn't work.  it always works.  I give up, gotta eat some food.

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2014 06:33 PM (8lmkt)

369 Insomniac, can we just not talk allergy season when i'm not yet over whatever flu that tried to drown me to death.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 06:33 PM (nqBYe)

370 Nobody's going to want to be a #5 seed anymore.

Posted by: Vendette at March 20, 2014 06:33 PM (8pqpP)

371 is trying*

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 06:34 PM (nqBYe)

372 *sticks head into thread*

*quietly retreats* Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 10:33 PM (oFCZn)


*adjusts elevation*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 20, 2014 06:34 PM (Gk3SS)

373 355 Nice.  If things go to total crap here, I might show up looking for a job.

Posted by: Cato at March 20, 2014 06:35 PM (4cRuH)

374 That totally stinks that NC State got beat.

While I would not click on whoever may have posted the Prancing Pretender's bracket,--- as I would rather wash my face in acid than give him attention--- like his crap about the between the two ferns, which I had never heard of, bringing lots of clicks to his signature website that does not work.

Anyway! I read that he picked poor Michigan State to win it all. They are doomed. He should have picked the Ukraine, as that is how sorry his picking is (iReggie disagrees with this, Christy! He is one fine pick).


Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 20, 2014 06:35 PM (baL2B)

375 I wonder how many people picked North Dakota State over Oklahoma.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 06:35 PM (oMKp3)

376 Name 3 things that just will not go away Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 10:33 PM (t3UFN) Herpes, Syphilis, and Genital Herpes

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 20, 2014 06:35 PM (AymDN)

377 369 Insomniac, can we just not talk allergy season when i'm not yet over whatever flu that tried to drown me to death. Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 10:33 PM (nqBYe) *shoves Zyrtec, guaifenesin and dextromethorphan through USB port*

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2014 06:35 PM (mx5oN)

378 Peaches I have to go outside too. It just sucks. I will be glad when it warms up I hate freezing just to have a smoke.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 06:36 PM (Q8vlx)

379 Peaches,  try taking a luxurious bath , or vacuum, or take a business call  for spouse ,then come back  read the last hundred comments and  That! is the Win to another Post.

( i know , that wasn't very helpful)

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 06:36 PM (nqBYe)

380 373 Morons would be most welcome on staff.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 20, 2014 06:36 PM (ojnk6)

381 Cato, I'm a tail end of the baby boom guy. I've got 14 years to go, but have already bought a Bar & Grill in Caulker Cay, Belize. So, I'll still be working in retirement. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 20, 2014 10:28 PM If you need someone to bus tables, wash dishes, or make most excellent grilled cheese sammiches, or a harmonica player, call me...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2014 06:36 PM (JMmQ9)

382 Validate me!!!!

Posted by: Anita Hill, Attention Whore at March 20, 2014 06:36 PM (Aif/5)

383 359 Pet dragons suck. They can't be housebroken.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 10:30 PM (Q8vlx)


But Murder Dragons are like honey badgers. They not only don't give a shart they do it wherever they please, darlin.'

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 20, 2014 06:37 PM (baL2B)

384 307 obama said today that nations "simply do not redraw their borders." Nope, but some nations erase their borders. Posted by: soothsayer, playing the villain tonight at March 20, 2014 10:11 PM (jldxi) Uh.... the entire written history of Man, if nothing BUT Countries redrawing their borders... Once again.... trying to make your Philosophy, reality.... And Reality then tends to bitch slap ya.... Problem is... that those who profess the Philosophy, are usually NOT the ones who pay.

Posted by: Romeo13... anti Federalist at March 20, 2014 06:37 PM (84gbM)

385 Name 3 things that just will not go away
progressive ideas.
Clinton's
Obama's

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2014 06:38 PM (nqBYe)

386 381 Alton, see 380.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 20, 2014 06:38 PM (ojnk6)

387 Ellen is just a skinnier Rosie,bitch. Some role model.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 06:38 PM (Q8vlx)

388 *adjusts elevation* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 20, 2014 10:34 PM (Gk3SS) 2 clicks left, my EmpressÂ….

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2014 06:39 PM (GEICT)

389 Herpes, Syphilis, and Genital Herpes

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 20, 2014 10:35 PM (AymDN)


Images of the gaping maw of mooch's shark teeth. It stops me in my tracks every time. shudder.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 20, 2014 06:39 PM (baL2B)

390 I wonder how many people picked North Dakota State over Oklahoma. Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 10:35 PM (oMKp3) Actually I did. One of my daughter's friends is from there so I jut took a flyer on them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 06:39 PM (t3UFN)

391 ChristiyBlinky ever try walking one? Fuckers always fly away on my ass!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 06:40 PM (Q8vlx)

392

Willow, I have had a totally wonderful day. I got to hang out with my peers, the rest of the hired girls, in a meeting that lasted 3 hours.

My boss is not doing a very good job and the stench has risen to upper management. It's kind of fun to watch. The department head wants me to take a more active role. That should end well.

The rain is finally gone for a few days and the weather is expected to continue to improve over the week-end.

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2014 06:40 PM (btTLZ)

393 A plethora of basset hounds

A veritable smorgasbord!

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 20, 2014 06:41 PM (Dwehj)

394 *throws this into thread* http://tinyurl.com/olq6c8r

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 06:41 PM (oFCZn)

395 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 10:39 PM (t3UFN) Tell all your friends that it was your in-depth knowledge of the game that led to that pick.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2014 06:41 PM (oMKp3)

396 Name 3 things that just will not go away The Rolling Stones Herpes Change

Posted by: Heraclitus at March 20, 2014 06:41 PM (d4hGy)

397 I heard or read of McLame's joke about Putin's sanctions. We really, really need term limits. I hope he is not going to stay in the Senate to try to beat Byrd's record. Dang it, Arizona. You had your chance!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 20, 2014 06:41 PM (baL2B)

398 My boss is not doing a very good job and the stench has risen to upper management. It's kind of fun to watch.

Oh, that really IS fun, ALH!!  Rock on, girl!

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2014 06:42 PM (8lmkt)

399 Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2014 10:40 PM (btTLZ) Well aren't you just a little merry ray of sunshine?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2014 06:42 PM (mx5oN)

400 Name three things that will not go away. Joe "fucking" Biden Nancy Pelousy John "orangeman" Boner.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 06:44 PM (Q8vlx)

401 392
Willow, I have had a totally wonderful day. I got to hang out with my peers, the rest of the hiredgirls,in a meeting that lasted 3 hours.
My boss is not doing a very good job and the stench has risen to upper management. It's kind of fun to watch. The department head wants me to take a more active role. That should end well.
The rain is finally gone for a few days and the weather is expected to continue to improve over the week-end.
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2014 10:40 PM (btTLZ)


It is pure hell to work with incompetent people. I am sorry.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 20, 2014 06:44 PM (baL2B)

402
O/T

Sheila Jackson Lee may have lost the "dumbest liberal award for 2014."


"What percent of the prostate cancer patients are women?"


Verla Insko, D-NC



Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 20, 2014 06:46 PM (nQjHM)

403 381 Alton, see 380. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 20, 2014 10:38 PM So, instead of just owning a harmonica, I should actually learn how to play it? My 'table-bussin', 'dish-washin', 'grilled cheese sammich' skills are sharp... Harmonica? Not so much. But I'm willing to learn.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2014 06:46 PM (JMmQ9)

404 402 *Head desk*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 20, 2014 06:47 PM (ojnk6)

405 402 Holy fuck? Really?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 06:47 PM (Q8vlx)

406 "What percent of the prostate cancer patients are women?"


Verla Insko, D-NC



Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 20, 2014 10:46 PM (nQjHM)


no fuckin' way!

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2014 06:47 PM (8lmkt)

407 397 I heard or read of McLame's joke about Putin's sanctions. We really, really need term limits. I hope he is not going to stay in the Senate to try to beat Byrd's record. Dang it, Arizona. You had your chance! Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 20, 2014 10:41 PM (baL2B) Meghatee got into the crayon box again ... ‘Don’t dish if you can’t handle it’: Dana Loesch schooling Meghan McCain is a thing of beauty http://twitchy.com/2014/03/20/meghan-mccain-hypocrisy/

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2014 06:47 PM (aTXUx)

408 It is pure hell to work with incompetent people. Luckily, I've never had that problem.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 20, 2014 06:47 PM (mx5oN)

409 "What percent of the prostate cancer patients are women?"

Ten?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 20, 2014 06:47 PM (Dwehj)

410 Sheila Jackson Lee may have lost the "dumbest liberal award for 2014." "What percent of the prostate cancer patients are women?" Verla Insko, D-NC Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 20, 2014 10:46 PM (nQjHM) Sadly, for the Left this isn't a stupid question. They consider "gender" to be separate from "biological sex," and thus a "woman" could have a prostate if they are trans-gendered and biologically male. *sigh*

Posted by: The Cis-Gendered Hat at March 20, 2014 06:47 PM (AymDN)

411 What percent of cervical cancer patients are men?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 06:48 PM (Q8vlx)

412
no fuckin' way!

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2014 10:47 PM (8lmkt)


Way momma!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 20, 2014 06:48 PM (nQjHM)

413 "What percent of the prostate cancer patients are women?" Verla Insko, D-NC Wow. Just, wow.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2014 06:48 PM (mx5oN)

414 321 No Rush didn't predict it, I just did. But that's how Rush ends his predictions. And it'll be easy to blame Republicans for obamacare mainly because Republicans never defend themselves. Democrats will convince the people they never wanted the complicated obamacare; they wanted universal health care, but Republicans wouldn't let that happen. Yes, the Democrats will lie. Posted by: soothsayer, playing the villain tonight at March 20, 2014 10:15 PM (jldxi) Rush DID say that the way banana republics survive is that the leader blames those his subjects deal with directly; so is the vendor who is at fault if prices go up, not the dictator. Ocare will blame greedy insurance and doctors before it blames the pres.

Posted by: LizLem at March 20, 2014 06:48 PM (ijXVY)

415 406 "What percent of the prostate cancer patients are women?" Verla Insko, D-NC Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 20, 2014 10:46 PM (nQjHM) no fuckin' way! Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2014 10:47 PM (8lmkt) Hey! Barry! We got a New head for Health and Human Services when Sebby gets the chop!

Posted by: Valerie Jarret... at March 20, 2014 06:48 PM (84gbM)

416 403 My only concern with a staff full of Morons isgetting any actual, ya know, work done. A staff full of people typing on Ipads all day and night is not condusive to productivity....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 20, 2014 06:49 PM (ojnk6)

417 What percentage of gub'mint condoms are defective?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 20, 2014 06:49 PM (Dwehj)

418 "What percent of the prostate cancer patients are women?"


Verla Insko, D-NC





Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 20, 2014 10:46 PM (nQjHM)

no fuckin' way!

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2014 10:47 PM (8lmkt)

____________

Probably the same percentage of women that have penis'.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 20, 2014 06:49 PM (jucos)

419 Name 3 things that just will not go away Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 10:33 PM (t3UFN) Dept of Education... Dept of Energy... and uhhhh, shoot I knew there was a 3rd...

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at March 20, 2014 06:49 PM (E8IHS)

420 Feel the burn! Sandra Fluke wants to #BanBossy, gets pwned instead http://tinyurl.com/pegdbqj

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2014 06:49 PM (aTXUx)

421 We are in the best of hands people. All is well.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 20, 2014 06:50 PM (Q8vlx)

422 Late to the show. Fishing buddy has a basset / lab. Looks like a lab low rider with splayed feet. Bay's like a hound. Never heard him bark like a regular dog.

Posted by: Agitator at March 20, 2014 06:50 PM (sVBhg)

423 Probably the same percentage of women that have penis'.

in lower downtown Denver, that might be a higher percentage than you'd think.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 20, 2014 06:51 PM (30eLQ)

424 ONT up

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 06:51 PM (oFCZn)

425 ont's up.  dack threw another beer bottle

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2014 06:51 PM (8lmkt)

426 These are all serious questions that we progtards need to be asking.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 20, 2014 06:51 PM (Dwehj)

427 Freddy's dead, Sis's radiation is done and it was warm enough to ride with the top down. It's been a good day.


The only thing that mars it is the Lake City FL VA called Middle Daughter about Pop (father in law) trying to reach me because he has me listed as his point of contact, but no idea why and they didn't return my phone call. I'm thinking because they didn't call right back it isn't vitally important, but it is worrisome nonetheless.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 20, 2014 06:51 PM (yh0zB)

428
My good friend Verla Insko always speaks truth to power, so don't be sayin' those racist tings!

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee, D-TX at March 20, 2014 06:51 PM (nQjHM)

429 Lefty bar owner forgets that SC isn't NY .... Backstreets backpedals, fails: Bar owner spits on gun owners, but hey, some of his best friends are guns! http://tinyurl.com/pgotkdt

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2014 06:53 PM (aTXUx)

430 Verla Insko, D-NC

Perhaps she knows something about Chaz Bono that we don't know? Or that transgender who went crazy the other day. Or she was trying to make some Dim point about wimmens cancers or yada.

I know if I take my testosterone regularly it makes me wonder if I could grow a prostate! (sez Barry to his iReg). I did see there is a lawyer now chasing the dangers of testosterone...and I think her name is Shyster or something similar. Saw it tonight on Fox in between Greta's bizarre reporting of debris (which is a cool word with an Australian accent) or jetsam and flotsam in the ocean near Antarctica. I am a plethora of facts tonight.



Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 20, 2014 06:53 PM (baL2B)

431 My boss is not doing a very good job and the stench has risen to upper management. It's kind of fun to watch. Oh, that really IS fun, ALH!! Rock on, girl! Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2014 10:42 PM I realized months ago that my CPA boss does not have the slightest fcuking clue how MS Excel works. I've been using a lot of "If/Then" and "SumIf" coding since. His head will explode by Memorial Day...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2014 06:55 PM (JMmQ9)

432 Fluffy, Are you one of us? Let's go Jaspers!

Posted by: Fox2! at March 20, 2014 06:59 PM (cHwSy)

433 I've been using a lot of "If/Then" and "SumIf" coding since. His head will explode by Memorial Day...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2014 10:55 PM (JMmQ9)


Nicely played, Alton!

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2014 06:59 PM (8lmkt)

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