April 09, 2021
— Ace Open Blog
Another Friday night in the brave year of 2021, and once again America finds itself dealing with issues the founding fathers could never have conceived of*
*I actually believe this, they would never in their wildest nightmares have envisioned how their elegant, simple and wonderful blueprint for a country could be so corrupted.
Except for the part about having a girlfriend
Average Joe
Bow before our new overlords
Mr. Pibb died for our sins
I'm going to start a crow gang
Sit Joey, sit! Good boy
One special please
Fido Friday (sound on)
Thank you for calling, my name is Bob, how may I be of assisting today?
That's unpossible!
How to start a fight online
The look on her face....
Lives matter
Progress
He's the one they call Dr Feelgood
Friday Pickup line
Just keep spinning, spinning, spinning
Coincidence
Bulletproof
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Who's that then?
CUSTOMER
I don't know.
MORTICIAN
Must be a king.
CUSTOMER
Why?
MORTICIAN
He hasn't got shit all over him.
Posted by: Neo at April 09, 2021 10:02 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo Ranch at April 09, 2021 10:02 PM (dbkIH)
Posted by: Bert G at April 09, 2021 10:03 PM (sAW0o)
What they couldn't have imagined I bet is the people just rolling over and taking it.
Posted by: Bete at April 09, 2021 10:04 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Bete at April 09, 2021 10:06 PM (Ojki1)
No reason, except for a takeoff on that stupid "Custer died for your sins" shit.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2021 10:08 PM (2JVJo)
Or maybe I would cuz I'd be buying the finest hookers money can buy.
Posted by: Robert at April 09, 2021 10:08 PM (9E4qA)
**hand kiss**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2021 10:08 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 09, 2021 10:10 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 09, 2021 10:10 PM (kTF2Z)
Zettai I've been waiting years to do that
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 09, 2021 10:10 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 09, 2021 10:12 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 10:13 PM (mzC78)
Like, this is like 200% capacity of a good ONT. It's got spinning bullets and boobs, with a quad shot of PC distain. Not a lot more someone could ask for.
Life is good!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2021 10:13 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Winston GOPe not one dime, not one vote at April 09, 2021 10:14 PM (UCbDw)
Zettai I've been waiting years to do that Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 09, 2021 10:10 PM
Feels good, doesn't it?
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2021 10:14 PM (IuY1u)
I'm sending up a prayer for a great show and no arthritis.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 09, 2021 10:15 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: The Universal Set Contains No gp at April 09, 2021 10:16 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Jayhawkone at April 09, 2021 10:18 PM (ZD+J8)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 09, 2021 10:18 PM (nxdel)
Unless maybe the baddies are FBI.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 10:18 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: The Universal Set Contains No gp at April 09, 2021 10:18 PM (qpX6U)
Good luck tomorrow Jewells! And hopefully that dang arthritis will take the day off.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2021 10:18 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 09, 2021 10:19 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 10:20 PM (Rvt88)
Just hope to sell a bunch so I don't have to haul it all home. Posted by: jewells45 at April 09, 2021 10:12 PM
It's time to end the craft show loophole...
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2021 10:21 PM (IuY1u)
Unless maybe the baddies are FBI.
Posted by:Alberta Oil Peonat April 09, 2021 10:18 PM (mzC7
Posted by: Bete at April 09, 2021 10:21 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 09, 2021 10:21 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 09, 2021 10:21 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: jesse in DC at April 09, 2021 10:21 PM (Yp3Ga)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 09, 2021 10:21 PM (4a9Vv)
Hey Bai Din, where's my reparations?
Posted by: Darth_Randall at April 09, 2021 10:22 PM (dRhqd)
Hey Bai Din, where's my reparations?
Posted by: Darth_Randall at April 09, 2021 10:22 PM (dRhqd)
Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 10:23 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Faffnir at April 09, 2021 10:24 PM (VsFqF)
Nobody should own decoupage materials without undergoing a thorough background check.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 09, 2021 10:25 PM (fLVm1)
It's generally assumed to be the finest sword ever made, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to oppose it with a gladius. I suppose a halberd offers some distance and a pointy bit, but it's really just a sissy Swiss affectation. The artist apparently feels differently.
Posted by: pep at April 09, 2021 10:26 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 09, 2021 10:27 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 09, 2021 10:28 PM (4a9Vv)
Good luck Jewells!
And a Jesse in DC sighting on the ONT! Hey there Jesse!
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 09, 2021 10:29 PM (kTRt4)
I assume it is saying that Katana fans think that Katanas are badass and have killed tons of people when in fact they are low on the totem pole of death.
Posted by: Darth_Randall at April 09, 2021 10:30 PM (dRhqd)
Posted by: Infidel at April 09, 2021 10:30 PM (E0OEG)
That's a very good explanation, but now it doesn't seem funny anymore
Posted by: The Universal Set Contains No gp at April 09, 2021 10:31 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Faffnir at April 09, 2021 10:24 PM (VsFqF)
It's actually a de-evolutionary arms race. Every time you invent a more foolproof system, nature invents a better fool.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 09, 2021 10:31 PM (J+mig)
Hope I didn't piss off anyone for speaking my mind.
Speaking one's mind seems not to be tolerated any more for any unapproved topics these days in western culture. Of course, I say simply fuck them all.
Sure, it has a few quirks, but other than no gray (grey?) boxes, the font is easier for me to read. And none of those troll trap messages,.
And there are COLORS!
What's not to like?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2021 10:31 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 09, 2021 10:32 PM (HC+O2)
It's time to end the craft show loophole...Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2021
Nobody should own decoupage materials without undergoing a thorough background check. Cicero
We need common sense craft show control!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 10:33 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 09, 2021 10:34 PM (Q9SFr)
Nobodyshould own decoupage materials without undergoing a thorough background check.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 09, 2021 10:25 PM (fLVm1)
Yeah, and that unlimited supply of magazines is the major contributor to uncontrolled decoupage. Besides, who needs a magazine with 100 pages, anyway?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 09, 2021 10:34 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Neo at April 09, 2021 10:36 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 09, 2021 10:37 PM (HC+O2)
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2021 10:38 PM (IuY1u)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2021 10:39 PM (sy5kK)
Today, the SPLC spends most of its time-and money-on a relentless fund-raising campaign, peddling memberships
See also: NRA, AARP...
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 09, 2021 10:40 PM (mht8P)
That's not exactly true. It was made to some of the most exacting standards, but it had to be, because the quality of Japanese iron left a lot to be desired. The level of craft that went into the best quality blades was phenomenal, and its relatively static form lead to a very well developed martial art for its use, but it wasn't objectively a better weapon.
Against European arms and armor, you'd have a lot of broken blades - particularly among the cheaper ones that retained more impurities - and against knights who had also been training with their equipment since they were old enough to hold a sword, it's doubtful that there would have been a significant difference in skill.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 09, 2021 10:40 PM (J+mig)
όστιμη μπακλαβά ! Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 09, 2021 10:34 PM
Fookin' Greek homos...
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2021 10:40 PM (IuY1u)
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 09, 2021 10:41 PM (Mzdiz)
Zettai. Close. The classic, first-generation Honda CB-750/four. It is an icon unto itself in the motorcycle world. It and the later Kawasaki 900 set the format for two decades of the Universal Japanese Motorcycle. (UJM)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 09, 2021 10:42 PM (QzJWU)
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Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2021 10:43 PM (qAR6u)
Didn't the Left give SPLC something like a half billion dollars in donations last year, because [insert anti-American or anti-Patriot citizen message here]?Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2021 10:39 PM (sy5kK)
Per a 2017 Free Beacon report, they have over $160 million stashed in offshore accounts.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 09, 2021 10:43 PM (F0YaR)
One wonders why the bad guys would continue to waste ammo on Superman and Wonder Woman. After the first few rounds bounced off, you'd think they'd get a clue.
In the old black and white Superman TV show, Superman would stand there and take all of the shots fired at him from the bad guys' guns. When their guns ran out of bullets, the bad guys would throw their guns at Superman, and Superman would dodge the thrown guns.
Posted by: junior at April 09, 2021 10:45 PM (PTw5h)
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Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2021 10:46 PM (qAR6u)
Well, I do GAF, but the intelligent part is what to do about it, without the FBI investigating you for simply existing but being the wrong color/age/political beliefs/city on Jan 6. And for the record, eff bee eye, my garage door has one of those plastic handles on the rope, not a noose, if the electricity gets cut off and I need to get the door open. So FBI, GFY.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2021 10:46 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2021 10:48 PM (lJMoP)
Question for kbdabear.. is there a photo-posting site that's not just another hotbed of leftist insanity? And how do the sites rate as to user security, site integrity and the like?
Thanks in advance for any information or insight, and thanks for your constant "blessings" in the ONT!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 09, 2021 10:48 PM (QzJWU)
They stole geometry from us. And indoor plumbing!
Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at April 09, 2021 10:49 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: The Universal Set Contains No gp at April 09, 2021 10:16 PM (qpX6U)
I saw the Space Ski-doos open for the Motorcycle Mamas at the Altamont....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 09, 2021 10:51 PM (7bRMQ)
Today, the SPLC spends most of its time-and money-on a relentless fund-raising campaign, peddling memberships
See also: NRA, AARP... ----
Hadrian, I don't think the NRA is even in the same league for fundraising as the SPLC or AARP. Seems the AARP sells, or puts their name on to sell, a lot of products and generate a lot of cash for them. The SPLC is getting stuff like $10 million from Jeff "my buddies are CCP" Bezos and a lot of Hollywood.
Besides the NRA spends all their funds on $3,000 suits and high-priced living and travel expenses. Not a whole lot on lobbying.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2021 10:53 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Blake at April 09, 2021 10:54 PM (1/wzH)
No reason, except for a takeoff on that stupid "Custer died for your sins" shit.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2021 10:08 PM (2JVJo)
Jeffrey Epstein died for your sins.
Posted by: Stonn at April 09, 2021 10:54 PM (kTmsO)
Question for kbdabear.. is there a photo-posting site that's not just another hotbed of leftist insanity? And how do the sites rate as to user security, site integrity and the like?
Odds are whatever there is for that is either owned by The Evil Empires or are hoping to get big enough to be bought out by them. Or just as bad they're owned by the Chicoms.Maybe there's a Russian photo site, but that's probably where Bob from The NSA goes to fap
Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2021 10:54 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 09, 2021 10:54 PM (HC+O2)
What marque of motorbike is that above? Looks a bit like the venerable Honda CB 350 -- ??Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2021 10:38 PM
I believe it is. The CB360 was not an improvement.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 09, 2021 10:54 PM (DMUuz)
...$3,000 suits and high-priced living and travel expenses. Not a whole lot on lobbying.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2021 10:53 PM
Hunting big game in Africa is part of the job...
Posted by: Wayne Lepierre at April 09, 2021 10:56 PM (IuY1u)
They're hoping one of the bullets ends up spinning like a top.
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at April 09, 2021 10:57 PM (rL8KE)
I'll be lurking over here...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 09, 2021 10:57 PM (HC+O2)
Posted by: Wayne Lepierre at April 09, 2021 10:58 PM (IuY1u)
We'll see how long it takes Meghan and Harry to make this all about them.
Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2021 10:59 PM (qAR6u)
Duncanthrax.. no, sir. That's for sure the 750. The 350/four had a different tank execution, and the cylinders/head/fins were more petite than the proportions shown here. 750 all the way.
The CB-360, conversely, was a vertical twin, vs.t he 350/four's (duh) inline four cylinder mill. The 350/four would outrun the 360 twin, every day of the week. However, the 360 twin was more durable, lighter and a better "beginner's" bike, not being the temperamental RPM throttle queen that was the 350/four.
Best of both worlds? The DOHC 450 vertical twin. A very well balanced package of power, weight and brakes. But the factory springs and shocks were shit, and needed replacing as a first order of business. Which still didn't kill the hand-numbing vibration through the bars. About 70 miles was all I could tolerate on one. But, fun for a shorter ride, it was!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 09, 2021 11:02 PM (QzJWU)
We'll see how long it takes Meghan and Harry to make this all about them. Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2021 10:59 PM (qAR6u)
I speculated that she was going to announce a pregnancy, but apparently she already did, during the Oprah interview.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 11:02 PM (OED7z)
Firing a round into ice at point blank range and the bullet is perfectly without blemish?
Bullshit.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 09, 2021 11:02 PM (KyWXo)
I haven't figured out exactly why sometimes an answer is the same shade, and sometimes it is light gray, but at least there are no more "are you a troll?" messages for too many returns.
To me, it's a net positive.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2021 11:02 PM (sy5kK)
Ask Sean King where the money is, he babbles like a welfare collector trying to explain the Cadillac parked on his front yard
Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2021 11:03 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 11:02 PM (OED7z)
Who's the father?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 09, 2021 11:04 PM (7bRMQ)
I hoist a wee dram of 18 year-old Macallen to his memory.
*hic*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 09, 2021 11:05 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2021 11:05 PM (qAR6u)
___________
Did they mention who the father is?
Posted by: Blake at April 09, 2021 11:07 PM (1/wzH)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2021 11:03 PM (qAR6u)
OK,I laughed pretty hard with that one.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2021 11:07 PM (sy5kK)
We'll see how long it takes Meghan and Harry to make this all about them.
Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2021 10:59 PM
*SNORT*
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2021 11:09 PM (IuY1u)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2021 11:09 PM (9Om/r)
Haven't been commenting much but reading the content. Thanks WD and all the other COBs keeping us sane and informed.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 09, 2021 11:10 PM (sd8p8)
________
Yo.
In my defense, well, I'm old.
Posted by: Blake at April 09, 2021 11:10 PM (1/wzH)
Posted by: Jesse in DC at April 09, 2021 11:11 PM (Yp3Ga)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 09, 2021 11:11 PM (TSrUs)
My best friend had a Bultaco that we would use to terrorize the streets of Buena Park, CA, We were 15 at the time.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 09, 2021 11:11 PM (fLVm1)
They believe they're brilliant because they learned all the functions on their phone apps
Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2021 11:13 PM (qAR6u)
Ok, I'm going to replace mine with a noose....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 09, 2021 11:15 PM (7bRMQ)
I recently looked up "CVT transmission", which seems to be all the rage these days in the automotive world, and, when I first saw a drawing of the internals, my first thought was "snowmobile transmission"...
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2021 11:15 PM (IuY1u)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 09, 2021 11:15 PM (KyWXo)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 09, 2021 11:17 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 09, 2021 11:17 PM (TSrUs)
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2021 11:17 PM (IuY1u)
__________
Eh, it was an 80 mph fastball down the heart of the plate.
Posted by: Blake at April 09, 2021 11:17 PM (1/wzH)
Stabby, with an intriguing and piquant topnote of sudden mortality.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 09, 2021 11:19 PM (fLVm1)
AARP is the only rat bastard insurance (reseller, I know) company that will sell me a secondary policy.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2021 11:19 PM (lJMoP)
Of course, no one could have see this coming
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 09, 2021 11:19 PM (kTi97)
Bultaco Pursang Ossa Phantom Hodaka Swamp Rat Hodaka Combat Wombat
Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2021 11:20 PM (0jZnq)
They understood the ways of gov't and men and their inclinations.
I believe they'd actually be surprised we made it this far without an actual rupture. I think we could weather this storm also if the media could be brought to heel so that information was delivered and not propaganda or balancing news outlets were put into effect.
They would be dismayed that the public is as ignorant as it appears. But given that they would not be surprised that that has led to where we are today.
And that it's the Party of Democrats that have led us here also would be no surprise to most of them.
They would probably regret the word salad that they used for the 2nd Amendment. 200 years can change the language and should have been simpler with fewer assumptions of meaning. They used some rarified language that was common in the circles that they traveled but not the common folks. Altho they understood it.
Posted by: Jakee308 at April 09, 2021 11:20 PM (LS3oW)
What colour is a green orion girl's bush? Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2021 11:19 PM
Orange?
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2021 11:21 PM (IuY1u)
Someone mentioned Moto Guzzi upthread, they made an awesome 50cc mini bike.
Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2021 11:22 PM (0jZnq)
I see it every day. They believe they're brilliant because they learned all the functions on their phone apps
Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2021 11:13 PM (qAR6u)
They really believe manipulating all the various distractions on that thing is doing something.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2021 11:24 PM (lJMoP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 09, 2021 11:24 PM (kTi97)
Uh, no. They might be able to turn the computer on, and have some facility with programs, but, by and large, no problem solving skills whatsoever.
Posted by: Blake at April 09, 2021 11:24 PM (1/wzH)
I love it when a stock clerk is restocking shelves from a cart and there will always be a cretin who has to stop his/her shopping cart at that exact point in the aisle
Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2021 11:24 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Jesse in DC at April 09, 2021 11:24 PM (Yp3Ga)
Cicero, ^5 to a fellow, former Buena Park, CA resident. I was out in San Diego, from Monday to yesterday, and in Whittier on Tuesday. The Bultaco Pursang was an early contender in the "made for purpose" motocross bikes. The previous generation was mostly stripped-down British iron, such as big AJS or BSA singles and such.
Zeatti. My first "owned" bike ever, was a Hodaka Ace 100. Similarly stripped of street hardware, it made a fun dirt bike, even if it wasn't a particularly outstanding dirt bike. Fun though, muchly!
Kbdabear.. thanks for the info, sir. Sure seems there's a 'net opening for a properly run photo hosting site, dedicated to NOT fall into leftist insanity. But I'd not have the first damn clue as to how to go about raising the zillion dollars needed to build one.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 09, 2021 11:25 PM (QzJWU)
I love it when a stock clerk is restocking shelves from a cart and there will always be a cretin who has to stop his/her shopping cart at that exact point in the aisle
Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2021 11:24 PM (qAR6u
Do you not shop with a tire iron?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 09, 2021 11:26 PM (kTi97)
Bultaco Pursang Ossa Phantom Hodaka Swamp Rat Hodaka Combat Wombat
Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2021 11:20 PM (0jZnq)
Back in the day I had a friend who had a Bultaco, and another who had an ossa 250. The ossa was a brute. I'll never forget the day he dug a softball sized rock out of the dirt with the back tire and flung it back just in time to whack another friend riding behind him in the knee. He said he almost blacked out from the pain. The dude with the bultaco has a pair of 70's AJS british motocross bikes to this day in his stash.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2021 11:26 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 09, 2021 11:27 PM (H5knJ)
What colour is a green orion girl's bush?
Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2021 11:19 PM
A gentleman never tells.
Posted by: J. T. Kirk at April 09, 2021 11:28 PM (DMUuz)
I think we established that we both attended Gilbert Elementary School at the same time. We might have been in the same class.
Weird.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 09, 2021 11:29 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 09, 2021 11:29 PM (kTi97)
Of course, no one could have see this coming
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 09, 2021 11:19 PM (kTi97) I'm going to give the FICUS' team a little more credit. With this SCOTUS, he doesn't need to pack the court - just threaten to do so by convening this commission. This will be just enough of a threat to get Roberts to crack the whip and get the constitutionalists in line.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 09, 2021 11:31 PM (mdjgu)
He hassled Ernie over his decision to eat cookies while in bed, ostensibly for Ernie's own good.
Ernie should have slapped the f*ck out of Bert and told him that, in America, one of the blessings of liberty is that you eat cookies wherever the f*ck you want, especially in your own home.
This is my contention.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 09, 2021 11:32 PM (Mazpv)
Posted by: Blake at April 09, 2021 11:34 PM (1/wzH)
63I don't understand the katana joke but still LOL. It's generally assumed to be the finest sword ever made, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to oppose it with a gladius. I suppose a halberd offers some distance and a pointy bit, but it's really just a sissy Swiss affectation. The artist apparently feels differently.
Posted by:pepat April 09, 2021 10:26 PM (v16oJ
From what I've seen and heard, the Katana is a good sword. It's a great cutting sword. But it is not the ultimate sword that is the most amazing sword ever. Also, it's a sword. And for much of military history the sword is your sidearm. It is the pistol to your rifle. And I think that's what the cartoon is getting at. The halberd and spears are going to be a better military weapon. Even the samurai utilized them as their main weapon.
As for the gladius, yeah I wouldn't want to oppose a Katana with one either. Its a pretty short sword, and you have more reach with a Katana. That's something he probably does get wrong. But you're not typically fighting with a gladius alone. You also get that massive Roman shield to go with the gladius, which is what made it formidable.
Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2021 11:34 PM (vMCab)
Cicero...yep, and thanks for reminding me of that. If your teacher was Ms. Clark, who drove a yellow Camaro R/S convertible with a black top, then we have our answer. Plus, my 5th grade "classroom" was actually the backstage area behind the auditorium's curtain, with the more solid accordioned folding panels behind *it*, kept in the closed position while the backstage was in "classroom" mode. Though I didn't include the Orange County Years in my tour of re-visitage, being up in Whittier to visit my late Mom's resting site, did bring back a flood of details, it seems.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 09, 2021 11:34 PM (QzJWU)
verde merde
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2021 11:34 PM (qhnoT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 09, 2021 11:29 PM (kTi97)
I only ever had harleys for street bikes, but I did have a '73 triumph 650. It was too cheap to pass up, and I figured it was light enough for Mrs B to help toss it in the truck when we used to go to Maine every year. i started doing sturgis that year, so the whole maine thing went out the window, and so did the triumph. It was a fun bike though.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2021 11:34 PM (9Om/r)
Of course, no one could have see this coming
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 09, 2021 11:19 PM (kTi97)"
Isn't the government the enemy of the people at this point? If so, why would anyone care what the supreme court rules?
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at April 09, 2021 11:35 PM (2N7oZ)
I'm sure someone smarter than me has written books on the infestation of liberalism in all government jobs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 09, 2021 11:36 PM (kTi97)
She has utter contempt for him as she knew he would pick up the tab.
But the guy at the register saw it and man was she pissed.
I gotta say it was my experience that Chinese women were more practical than others about money. Whereas Japanese women were inclined to desire an emotional connection of some sort. Korean women were more down to earth and fun.
Now, that was "ladies of the night" so that's maybe a special category. Believe it or not I have limited experience with American or English speaking ladies of the night. Like zero.
Overseas it was like we had permission of a sort and it didn't have the same moral negativity. But that's probably me and my upbringing.
Anyway. If given a choice I would select an Asian woman over most others and Korean at the top of that. YMMV
Posted by: Jakee308 at April 09, 2021 11:37 PM (LS3oW)
Posted by: Born Free at April 09, 2021 11:38 PM (ulgfN)
Bultaco Thats a name I haven't heard in a long time.
My best friend in high school had one. "... in high school" applies because he long ago went full out atheist and lib, so we've not communicated with one another for over twenty years.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2021 11:38 PM (qhnoT)
Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2021 11:39 PM (vMCab)
Man I never cease to be amazed by the inanity and irrelevance of the Thursday and Friday ONTs. It's almost as if it were intentional. But nothing in unintentional at AceofSpades.com.
Posted by: Born Free
A serious poster such as yourself is all over the Sunday book thread, amirite?
Huh? I can't hear you ...
I thought so ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2021 11:41 PM (qhnoT)
They reason that it's almost impossible to find an example that's come down thru the ages even just mostly intact and they believe that's because it was such a useful tool that it was kept and used till it was used up.
A falchion is a single edged short sword (under 30") with at most an edge on the back of maybe 6" or so for making stabbing easier and a back slash more deadly.
Some cutlasses would be a similar form but the falchion has a wider blade and is a uniform width except near the point.
Posted by: Jakee308 at April 09, 2021 11:41 PM (LS3oW)
They reason that it's almost impossible to find an example that's come down thru the ages even just mostly intact and they believe that's because it was such a useful tool that it was kept and used till it was used up.
A falchion is a single edged short sword (under 30") with at most an edge on the back of maybe 6" or so for making stabbing easier and a back slash more deadly.
Some cutlasses would be a similar form but the falchion has a wider blade and is a uniform width except near the point.
Posted by: Jakee308 at April 09, 2021 11:42 PM (LS3oW)
They reason that it's almost impossible to find an example that's come down thru the ages even just mostly intact and they believe that's because it was such a useful tool that it was kept and used till it was used up.
A falchion is a single edged short sword (under 30") with at most an edge on the back of maybe 6" or so for making stabbing easier and a back slash more deadly.
Some cutlasses would be a similar form but the falchion has a narrower blade and is a uniform width except near the point.
Posted by: Jakee308 at April 09, 2021 11:42 PM (LS3oW)
About dumberer people: Working IT like I did, I had more than a few people tell how lucky I was, because the new younger computer literate kids would make my job so much easier.
Uh, no. They might be able to turn the computer on, and have some facility with programs, but, by and large, no problem solving skills whatsoever.
Or humility. When interviewing, I would always ask - Describe for me your biggest professional screwup.
I was amazed that damn near every one had never made any type of developing/coding/requirements mistake, large or small. Apparently, I was some sort of imbecile.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 11:44 PM (Rvt88)
No, I attended Gilbert for second grade only. It was a stopgap. When Gordon Beatty School opened I moved there for third through sixth grade.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 09, 2021 11:44 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Jakee308 at April 09, 2021 11:44 PM (LS3oW)
Cicero.. yeah, I was there for fifth grade only. Then, we moved back to San Diego. Graduated High School in '76, if you want to do comparative years?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 09, 2021 11:46 PM (QzJWU)
Time to turn in. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2021 11:43 PM (qhnoT)
They both proffered cards, she started to pull hers back so he could pay and the clerk grabbed hers. On purpose, I think.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 09, 2021 11:47 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Zettai at April 09, 2021 11:47 PM (IuY1u)
Time to turn in.
Posted by:Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)at April 09, 2021 11:43 PM (qhnoT)
-----------------------It appears the young lady is making a half-hearted attempt to pay. She starts to pull her card back as the guy is waving his card. The cashier, instead, snatches her card and rings them up.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 09, 2021 11:47 PM (CAJOC)
Refresh the screen instead of reposting, and your original will probably be there. I said "probably".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2021 11:48 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 09, 2021 11:49 PM (mdjgu)
Oh and the most widespread edged instrument some experts believe is the Falchion or something of similar design.Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade.
Posted by:Jakee308at April 09, 2021 11:42 PM (LS3oW)
Mmm-hmm.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2021 11:50 PM (t+qrx)
I moved to McComber Jr. HS, followed by Sunny Hills HS in Fullerton where I graduated in '75. So timewise, we're pretty close.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 09, 2021 11:51 PM (fLVm1)
Frank Zappa said that we give the government "a temporary license to exist."
Always felt that described my relationship with the government.
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at April 09, 2021 11:52 PM (FWn1L)
Oh and the most widespread edged instrument some experts believe is the Falchion or something of similar design. Posted by:Jakee308at April 09, 2021 11:42 PM (LS3oW)
It makes a certain amount of sense I think. I mean its essentially the same design principle behind a machete isn't it?
Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2021 11:53 PM (vMCab)
___________
They probably never heard of small scale testing before going live, either.
Posted by: Blake at April 09, 2021 11:53 PM (1/wzH)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 09, 2021 11:49 PM (mdjgu)
We thought Gramps was in a New York retirement home and hadn't heard from him in quite a while, so we just assumed the worst. That's why we went on Oprah.
Posted by: Harry and Meegs at April 09, 2021 11:54 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2021 11:55 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 09, 2021 11:58 PM (hg3w2)
We thought Gramps was in a New York retirement home and hadn't heard from him in quite a while, so we just assumed the worst. That's why we went on Oprah.
Posted by: Harry and Meegs
That's "their truth"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2021 12:00 AM (63Dwl)
They probably never heard of small scale testing before going live, either.
Posted by: Blake at April 09, 2021 11:53 PM (1/wzH)
Test those dilithium crystals in battle, Scotty.
Posted by: Capt James T Kirk at April 10, 2021 12:00 AM (sy5kK)
He hassled Ernie over his decision to eat cookies while in bed, ostensibly for Ernie's own good.
Ernie should have slapped the f*ck out of Bert and told him that, in America, one of the blessings of liberty is that you eat cookies wherever the f*ck you want, especially in your own home.
This is my contention.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 09, 2021 11:32 PM
That. Then he shoulda fucked him dry. With a handful of cookie crumbs.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 10, 2021 12:06 AM (hg3w2)
Posted by: CppThis at April 10, 2021 12:07 AM (zcf1k)
Good Evening. Unmistakably WeirdDave tonight.
Doc Feltersnatch? Seriously?
Like the ACLU lawyer and Deputy Director for Transgender Justice,
Chase Strangio.*
Sometimes one’s name is destiny.
Crows with Cash reminds me of that dog who would bring leaves to "pay" for goodies at the college snack shop. That was posted on here recently, right?
Also reminds me of a dear, long-departed cat. He found us at a rest stop in Illinois, and paid us $15 to take him home with us. (Longer story here.) What else could we name him but, "Buck"!! One of our top three "how we got that pet" stories.
Posted by: mindful webworker - any critter what'll buy its own first bag of food…! at April 10, 2021 12:08 AM (BqVVi)
We thought Gramps was in a New York retirement home and hadn't heard from him in quite a while, so we just assumed the worst. That's why we went on Oprah.
Posted by: Harry and Meegs
Smeggin' Snarkle. Textbook classy.Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 10, 2021 12:09 AM (hg3w2)
*snort*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2021 12:11 AM (fLVm1)
добрый вечер вам товарищ
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at April 10, 2021 12:13 AM (rt0xh)
Fella could get used to this quite quickly.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 10, 2021 12:15 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: The Universal Set Contains No gp at April 10, 2021 12:16 AM (qpX6U)
What's not to like?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2021 10:31 PM (sy5kK)
I like the new site design, too. There's a good deal of troubleshooting that remains to be done and I would like to see each comment in a gray box or equivalent, but I'm not yearning for the old design.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 10, 2021 12:17 AM (QQ6wR)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2021 12:18 AM (IuY1u)
добрый вечер вам товарищ
Posted by: Pikov Andropov
*clinks пиво*
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 10, 2021 12:19 AM (hg3w2)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2021 12:22 AM (IuY1u)
World domination involving a dirigible navy? Goddamnit, Bezos is stealing my material again.
it is well known that blimps are the key to fame and fortune.
Posted by: AltaVista at April 10, 2021 12:24 AM (5br8a)
Cicero... when I was at Gilbert, my brother was at McComber, for his 7th grade. Which is where he "discovered" pot, and never changed course after that.
So, now at age 65, he's in Minnesota, in trial all this week and likely next, for six new felony charges atop his already nearly 20 page rap sheet of a lifetime of felonies past.
Being the Little Brother, I followed his path there for a bit, till I was 17. And I won't say that "I found Christ". "Found?" Nah. It was an introduction, from a friend. Instantly changed my path for the better, and well, and now I'm here with y'all. And my brother has never forgiven me my diverging from his path. Worst thing I've ever been written up for is a speeding ticket.
Still.. small world, ain't it?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 10, 2021 12:25 AM (QzJWU)
All I get is blank space.
I do see hot links, which is nice.
Posted by: Eleanor, Cat Mum at April 10, 2021 12:33 AM (QU+qf)
It would be wonderful if businesses started asking for the Coca-Cola vending machines on their premises to be removed. Because, y'know, they're "racially divisive".
Maybe Coke would start to notice a trend after a few hundred of their machines were returned to the warehouse...
Posted by: Late To The Party at April 10, 2021 12:33 AM (MBd55)
Over at Barstoolsports.com, this article quotes social experts saying this summer will be known as "the whoring '20's". Because of the lockdown and virtual everything and nothing in person, seems the gals just want to party. Oh, to be 28 again....
NY Post - A few weeks ago, Ashwin Deshmukh saw something he hadn’t in over a year:
"Uhhhh it’s happening. Host is escorting a couple out of a soho restaurant for bathroom shenanigans. They met outside an hour ago,†he tweeted. Twitter had one response: New York is back.
The bathroom hookup is just the start of a wave of debauchery that’s about to hit the city. "People are just ready to go,†Deshmukh, a partner at hot spots Short Stories and Williamsburg Pizza, told The Post. Right now, there is an "infinite demand†for partying, he said.
Some have dubbed it "slutty summer†or "the whoring ’20s.†Others have proclaimed that we’re in for a "Shot Girl Summer,†inspired by the viral Megan Thee Stallion song "Hot Girl Summer.†No matter what you call it, 1967’s Summer of Love isn’t going to have anything on 2021. With all New Yorkers over 16 eligible to be vaccinated and bars and restaurants opening, city dwellers have one thing planned for this summer: getting it on.
"This summer is about having lots of sex,†Serena Kerrigan, who runs the Instagram dating show "Let’s F – – king Date,†told The Post. "Everyone’s getting vaccinated, everyone’s horny, everyone’s sick of virtual [dating].â€
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 10, 2021 12:36 AM (sy5kK)
Again
I just wish there was a way to insult them to their face. They get away with it because it's a saw that only cuts their way.
Posted by: torabora at April 10, 2021 12:39 AM (wS7zV)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 10, 2021 12:39 AM (a4EWo)
Wow. I guess you're lucky you steered clear of McComber. Corrupter of innocent youth, it was.
Kudos on finding the right path. Too bad about your brother though.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2021 12:40 AM (fLVm1)
Because, Fuck Facebook.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2021 12:42 AM (fLVm1)
Also... sigh. I got the bug to build a PC again. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2021 12:41 AM (L2ZTs) ---
You can always build another PC.
You may not be able to build an AR-15 pretty soon. Time's a' wastin'.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, advice columnist at April 10, 2021 12:44 AM (sy5kK)
Weasel et al should write and sell a Horde-sponsored "building firearms and other small munitions for dummies" book. He'd make millions. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2021 12:46 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, advice columnist at April 10, 2021 12:49 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, advice columnist at April 10, 2021 12:50 AM (sy5kK)
You can drink my bourbon anytime, sir.
Tonight, it's Bulleit. *salute*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 10, 2021 12:56 AM (sy5kK)
Cicero... I've never once joined facebook. Or myspace. Or GeoCities. Or tripod. Not any other early predecessors. Not even CompuServ.
My instincts as to not running fully naked into a fully stage-lighted Internet field seem to have served me well, over the years.
Seems to me that independent blogs ought to be making one hell of a comeback. Mutual links, pingbacks and blogrolling were a far superior comms tech to the All Eggs In One Basket Prison, which is the present anti Social Media space.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 10, 2021 01:00 AM (QzJWU)
Well said.
*clink*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2021 01:03 AM (fLVm1)
Left Coast Dog. Thank you, sir. See me at the TxMoMeet, and I'll tell you details that'll blow your mind. What I've written is barely a scratch on the surface of things.
Put it this way. Pray that his trial results in a conviction and a long sentence. It's the safest place for him, and for anyone in his orbit. He exudes a sphere of destruction wherever he goes, and I'm not exaggerating in the slightest.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 10, 2021 01:05 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Faffnir at April 09, 2021 10:24 PM (VsFqF)
Or as Einstein's formulation has it: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at April 10, 2021 01:06 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 09, 2021 11:47 PM (CAJOC)
The blobby old cashier screwed her. It's as close as he'll ever get to being with a pretty young thing.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 10, 2021 01:09 AM (2iDSr)
Seems to me that independent blogs ought to be making one hell of a comeback. Mutual links, pingbacks and blogrolling were a far superior comms tech to the All Eggs In One Basket Prison, which is the present anti Social Media space.Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
AMEN!!!
Posted by: Eleanor, Cat Mum at April 10, 2021 01:10 AM (QU+qf)
Facebook and Twitter hate you.
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 10, 2021 01:17 AM (Ckg4U)
Slapweasel is a Prophet WITH HONOR in his own land. Which is not wherever he lives with his sadly, deteriorating parents.
No, his Own Land is right here in these pixels. We know it, he knows it, and he knows that we Love him. And Honor him, too.
This man is a TRUE Brother. My flesh and blood specimen, is but a pale imitation, not fit to walk in Slapweasel's shadow.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 10, 2021 01:21 AM (QzJWU)
Car is VW Tiquan, 2017 before they redesigned the exterior. Only 27,000 miles, decent price. Never heard of it before we went to AZ for MIL's death. Rented one it was nice. I think it's a tad smaller than the Mariner we had.
Posted by: Farmer at April 10, 2021 01:23 AM (55Qr6)
Bless that little girl. Her faith is beautiful.
Re: Bullet Proof
LOL
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at April 10, 2021 01:29 AM (GA8EQ)
Swanning around with a fishing lure jammed through one's eyebrow is not exactly a sign of good judgement.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 01:35 AM (mzC78)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
---
Excellent understanding of social media today, and why those biggies want to all march goosestep, er, lockstep in thought.
And how to beat the current status of control.
One thing the Free People's media platforms need is infrastructure that won't be pulled out from under them any time they publish any words or concepts that are controversial. Like what AWS did to Parler, what Google did to PragerU and Steven Crowder and Twitter did to Trump.
Mike Lindell has said he is hiring top technical people and spending money to buy servers, routers, etc., to create a new infrastructure for not just conservative sites, but any open and free-speech site. He said a few weeks ago that he designed it for one Billion users. This could be a turning point in the Twitter/FB/Google Borg cabal censorship and propaganda strategy currently used.
IDK if this is related to a rumored Trump social platform. It could be, Lindell has no problem taking on the Dominion Voting lawsuit they so foolishly filed against him. Discovery will be a complete bitch for them.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 10, 2021 01:37 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2021 01:40 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2021 11:20 PM (0jZnq)
Greeves Griffon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 01:41 AM (mzC78)
-----
It's the courage to try, not necessarily the difficulty of the content.
and you passed!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 10, 2021 01:42 AM (sy5kK)
Check the fridge in the break room. There's an uneaten bag of dicks with your name on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 01:47 AM (mzC78)
12 years of removing that crap and I finally said enough, didn't retire to be a landscape engineer. It costs nearly the same if I do it so no problem there. Don't mind mowing, sitting and drinking beer for an hour isn't exactly a hardship.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 10, 2021 01:48 AM (KATBx)
I think Pixy and Ace need to QUICKLY develop an ongoing professional relationship with one Mr. Lindell.
To the benefit of us all.
Put it to you this way. I'll be sending my email, if even only for my lone, individual account. But we're talking "shut up and take my money" levels of engagement, here.
Lindell is as committed as Ace, but in a distinct dimension. This is where we DO violate the Prime Directive. Ace and Lindell must meet, and soon.
I'd volunteer to pay for the drinks, but alas, Lindell.. well, you know.
And don't none of you mention Pon Farr. You buncha perverts!
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
/zzzz
Posted by: Jim at April 10, 2021 01:55 AM (QzJWU)
Noone seems to understand just how bad things are and just who is involved in them -- discovery will be a fabrication on the scale of the vote creation in Milwaukee, WI. And no mere mortal will be able to do a damned thing about it.
Posted by: lurk at April 10, 2021 02:00 AM (MIODZ)
Posted by: chad c mulligan at April 10, 2021 02:00 AM (TM5Yl)
And don't none of you mention Pon Farr. You buncha perverts!
There's my next hour of posting out the window.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 10, 2021 02:01 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Usntakim at April 10, 2021 02:03 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 10, 2021 02:04 AM (Mzdiz)
https://tinyurl.com/993yb96h
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 10, 2021 02:07 AM (SchxB)
The Founders' vision of limited government and their blueprint (the US Constitution) to fulfill that vision were so successful that America became an Ultra Success unlike anything human history had ever seen before.
This success has made American government so powerful that it is not overpowering the original blueprint.
It's damn awful but true.
Posted by: Bach in Black at April 10, 2021 02:07 AM (Z2PYk)
That should have read: "now overpowering the original blueprint (which is the US Constitution).
Posted by: Bach in Black at April 10, 2021 02:09 AM (Z2PYk)
Never owned one myself. I knew better. The whole time I worked there I rode a BMW.Posted by: chad c mulligan at April 10, 2021 02:00 AM (TM5Yl)
Any "750' was exotica till I was well into the last year of my one USAF enlistment. The GL-1000 Honda was like unto a Bentley to me, then.
My Suzuki Titan 500 twin, sufficed there for a year or two. Solid in virtues, mild in vices. But it had many vices. It was never not fun though. Just keep in mind the Rotary Shift, and all would be well.
Jim
Sunk New Dawzzzzzz
Posted by: Jim at April 10, 2021 02:09 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 02:17 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: chad c mulligan at April 10, 2021 02:00 AM (TM5Yl)
Surprising to hear that about a honda. The harley springer softail is pretty notorious for steering head bearings. The bearings on the non springer bikes practically last forever, but the springer is rough. I had changed them for people with only 10K on the bike. My own went 20K, but they were detenting soooo bad that if you raised the wheel and punched the side of the wheel it would move maybe 20 degrees and snap back to straight on its own. I had just gotten the bike and the first ride it steered like a cow. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2021 02:17 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 10, 2021 02:23 AM (L47aO)
Been on the pointy end of the spear and got no desire to do it again--BUT this is my country. I can't run with the young ones any more, but I can damn well shoot as straight as ever--better, even--all that practice hasn't been wasted.
And if things go pear shaped and I don't survive, well, dying in faithful service to your country is a legacy a man can be proud of.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 10, 2021 02:23 AM (KATBx)
Slapweasel is a Prophet WITH HONOR in his own land. Which is not wherever he lives with his sadly, deteriorating parents.
No, his Own Land is right here in these pixels. We know it, he knows it, and he knows that we Love him. And Honor him, too.
This man is a TRUE Brother...
Jim
Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX
Posted by:Jimat April 10, 2021 01:21
Have to second that Jim. Both of you are pillars of this community. As are others.
When I mentioned my "job being eliminated" after 32 yrs I was amazed at the support here.
Prayers up from here for Slap and his folks. He's doing a tremendous job.
Posted by: Farmer at April 10, 2021 02:28 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 10, 2021 02:34 AM (F0YaR)
First time in the tent in a (thankfully) mild rainstorm after a long spell without them. The rainfly needs to spend some time with some sealer. Luckily, the day promises no rain and sun, so I may be able to sneak that visit in before nightfall this coming evening.
Still and all, this weekend is a nice contrast to four weeks ago. Then, overnight temperatures were in the upper 20s, now, they're in the upper 40s.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 10, 2021 02:38 AM (YCBzt)
Posted by: Harly8r at April 10, 2021 02:40 AM (+ZN+H)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 10, 2021 02:44 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: bill in Arkansas not gonna comply with nuttin at April 10, 2021 02:56 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 10, 2021 03:11 AM (TSrUs)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 10, 2021 03:11 AM (TSrUs)
I was always fascinated by them. Tinkered with dirt bikes as a kid. Worked on my first harley at 16. Never really wanted a street bike though, but by the time I was 21 I got tired of helping friends with theirs and seeing them drive off. I'm mostly a car dude, but I hate working on cars. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2021 03:22 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2021 03:27 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2021 03:30 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Oh Shit, gp's Back at April 10, 2021 03:34 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2021 03:43 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Summer of love at April 10, 2021 03:50 AM (FJrl0)
Went to bed exhausted from yard work, hanging two ceiling fans and finishing the outdoor low voltage lighting in the back yard.
Went to bed at 2100. At 0315 my eyes popped open, and my brain said 'Time to get up'.
It lied to me.
But the coffee is good.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 10, 2021 04:03 AM (3D/fK)
Mornin', all
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 10, 2021 04:06 AM (Z/jzm)
An after winning our freedom, the very first two things that our leaders did was recognize our God given rights to say that the King is a fink.
And to bear arms, in order to overthrow our very own government, if it fails to operate as intended.
No other form of government in history has ever consolidated its power by ensuring that it would remain subservient to its people.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 10, 2021 04:15 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 10, 2021 04:50 AM (xopIz)
It seems that skipping dinner tends to wake me earlier
Posted by: fluffy goes retro at April 10, 2021 04:50 AM (mbnBa)
Might be time for a rethink.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 10, 2021 05:25 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: weirdflunky at April 10, 2021 05:27 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 10, 2021 05:28 AM (3D/fK)
No other form of government in history has ever consolidated its power by ensuring that it would remain subservient to its people.Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 10, 2021 04:15 AM (3D/fK)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2021 05:29 AM (lmikk)
Might be time for a rethink.
Or the one that says some people are more specialer than others and therefore get preference in contracts, jobs, etc...forever
Posted by: Bruce at April 10, 2021 05:30 AM (1hpHR)
Posted by: weirdflunky at April 10, 2021 05:30 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2021 05:31 AM (lmikk)
286 Tried to post earlier and the site refreshed to yesterday's art thread. Impressive.Posted by: weirdflunky at April 10, 2021 05:30 AM (cknjq)
A-Ha!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2021 05:31 AM (lmikk)
https://tinyurl.com/49r74jjx
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 10, 2021 05:32 AM (3D/fK)
That's covered under the ......
Hey, don't be a hater amendment!!
Racist.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 10, 2021 05:36 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: weirdflunky at April 10, 2021 05:38 AM (cknjq)
And how those two ideas are not too far apart.
https://tinyurl.com/48w7wpzw
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 10, 2021 05:46 AM (3D/fK)
When I asked my HR lady what happened to My Body, My Choice? she said you can choose to keep your job.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 10, 2021 05:56 AM (EZebt)
292 Interesting American Thinker article about vaccines and forced sterilization.
And how those two ideas are not too far apart.
https://tinyurl.com/48w7wpzwPosted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 10, 2021 05:46 AM (3D/fK)
Exactly this. The story of the one lady who got the vaccine and is now sterile (and especially the way they treated even in the piece 'she is experiencing the side effect of life long sterility') and it makes you wanting to look up bulk purchases of tin foil (and ammo.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2021 05:56 AM (lmikk)
297 VIA, my employer has made vaccination a legal condition of employment.
When I asked my HR lady what happened to My Body, My Choice? she said you can choose to keep your job.Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 10, 2021 05:56 AM (EZebt)
Exactly. You have no Rights but what we choose to give you. We WANT you to kill your child. We want you to take this untested vaccine.
We should have always realized that the left was never interested in ANY Freedom. It is not like they suddenly became fierce libertarians on this one issue (abortion.) It just fits their desires, ergo it is ok no matter what.
I am finding it hard not to see all these fuckers as Nazi doctors in lab coats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2021 06:00 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Bruce at April 10, 2021 06:03 AM (1hpHR)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 10, 2021 06:05 AM (TSrUs)
I'd be looking for another job, and a lawyer.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 10, 2021 06:07 AM (5XK0y)
Does Resident Biden know about this?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 10, 2021 06:09 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 10, 2021 06:11 AM (K65Kq)
Posted by: Bruce at April 10, 2021 06:14 AM (1hpHR)
Not saying it was there, just that I saw it.
It was not green.
Posted by: fluffy goes retro at April 10, 2021 06:16 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2021 06:17 AM (Cxk7w)
310 Does saying "I don't believe in taking anything that has not been properly tested" count as a religious belief?Posted by: Bruce at April 10, 2021 06:14 AM (1hpHR)
No, it counts as common fucking sense.
Unless you gotta. If this disesease was actually, really Stand territory, then yeah you take the shot to try to save Humanity. Even then, it would be a dangerous thing because what if it was a sterility deal? What is the point then?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2021 06:17 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 10, 2021 06:18 AM (TSrUs)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 10, 2021 06:18 AM (xopIz)
311 I saw Pixy's daily tech post briefly appear.
Not saying it was there, just that I saw it.
It was not green.Posted by: fluffy goes retro at April 10, 2021 06:16 AM (UnQlg)
Oh, dear lord. We are all Chris Tucker in Fifth Element. His stupid radio show, he keeps working 'green' into everything.
What have we become?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2021 06:19 AM (lmikk)
Not to worry. We know where every one of our new citizens are. We have their names right here...
Hose A Hose B Hose C.....
Posted by: Bruce at April 10, 2021 06:22 AM (1hpHR)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 10, 2021 06:23 AM (vLT5l)
Posted by: CBD at April 10, 2021 06:23 AM (Q9lwr)
One could say "It was a dark and stormy night" and get away with it.
Posted by: Big V at April 10, 2021 06:25 AM (6Pqz7)
nteresting American Thinker article about vaccines and forced sterilization.
And how those two ideas are not too far apart.
https://tinyurl.com/48w7wpzw
*puts on tinfoil hat*
You know that one of the accusations against Gates Foundation is that in Kenya (IIRC), their testing of a memnengitis vaccine, where they specifically targeted young women, they reported being sterilized? And that Gates has said he's interested in vaccines to control overpopulation (which makes no sense -- those two concepts togethr, unless, you know, the Kenya thing wasn;t an 'oopsi'). . .
*takes off tinfoil hat*
Good morning!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2021 06:31 AM (bDqIh)
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