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February 17, 2014

And Now a Factual Documentary About George Washington
— Ace

I found this on the Internet, so, of course, it must be true.

Washington wasn't the only badass president.

Enjoy Presidents Day, everybodyÂ… or Andrew Jackson may shoot you. pic.twitter.com/smxvMV1ok5
— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) February 17, 2014

And some people think that Alexander Hamilton was a president. Groupon issued an advertisement honoring Hamilton for President's day, and when someone wrote to say Hamilton wasn't, in fact, ever a president (or even a candidate for the office), Groupon responded:

We respect everyone's beliefs. You're certainly entitled to your opinion.

A nice mantra to live by, except when... it makes no sense whatsoever.

Update: Groupon's kidding. Ah okay. It's still funny, but now it's deliberately funny.

Open Thread.

Posted by: Ace at 03:47 PM | Comments (384)
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1 I think Hamilton was the best President ever.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at February 17, 2014 03:48 PM (CnA98)

2 I think James Bond was president.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 17, 2014 03:50 PM (E+uky)

3 >>> I think James Bond was president. I respect your opinion.

Posted by: ace at February 17, 2014 03:51 PM (/FnUH)

4 This president's day, I choose to honor the 19th President of the United States, Speed Buggy. Please respect my opinion.

Posted by: ace at February 17, 2014 03:51 PM (/FnUH)

5 Aaron Burr was, however, a vice-president.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 17, 2014 03:51 PM (30eLQ)

6 Re-posted from the last thread. http://preview.tinyurl.com/muw2r9z GOP(E) is tacitly on board with allowing the IRS to crush the TeaParty to remove the thorn from their side.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 17, 2014 03:52 PM (A1Dcl)

7 The commie Left and the progs have gotten exactly what they wanted...a country full of useful idiots who can vote.

Posted by: wheatie at February 17, 2014 03:52 PM (eCZwh)

8 I thought the Groupon response was hilarious. Their writers are very funny so, to me, it just looked like them saying "Whatever!".

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 03:53 PM (DmNpO)

9 Was washington gay, transgendered or black? Otherwise, we can't celebrate him.

Posted by: NCKate at February 17, 2014 03:53 PM (1FoIf)

10 Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 17, 2014 07:52 PM (A1Dcl) You say that like there's something wrong with that!

Posted by: Bitch McCornhole at February 17, 2014 03:54 PM (o3MSL)

11 Old. But still fun!

Posted by: baldilocks filipova at February 17, 2014 03:54 PM (36Rjy)

12 He's coming, he's coming, he's coming ...

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 03:54 PM (QupBk)

13
Holy moly, that was 3 minutes of bizarre soul-crushing negative fact insertion that I'll never get back ....

UNLESS ... I watch MSNBC in *reverse*. would it work?

Posted by: Obama Lied Jobs Died at February 17, 2014 03:55 PM (oNqbW)

14 My favorite president was Blade, from the vampire movies. Please respect my opinion.

Posted by: ace at February 17, 2014 03:55 PM (/FnUH)

15 Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 17, 2014 07:52 PM (A1Dcl) That's Pat Caddell. His mouth has overdrawn his ass by approximately the Gross National Product of Sweden. I tune him out.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 17, 2014 03:55 PM (T0NGe)

16 I mean, look at Hamilton's record -- did he increase taxes, raise the deficit, make illegals citizens, embroil us in foreign wars, have a son that looked like Trayvon? Hamilton, better then Reagan.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at February 17, 2014 03:55 PM (CnA98)

17 Aaron Burr was, however, a vice-president. And a crack shot.

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 03:55 PM (QupBk)

18 As soon as I mention guns on the old thread, ace starts a new thread. Do I have the key?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 03:55 PM (0FSuD)

19 I hope Groupon respects my belief that the government has been taken over by alien lizards.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2014 03:55 PM (sdi6R)

20 Oh. Calvin Coolidge. He could end a recession WITH HIS MIND.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 17, 2014 03:55 PM (T0NGe)

21 Posted by: wheatie at February 17, 2014 07:52 PM (eCZwh) I'd be happy if they'd just vote once!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 17, 2014 03:56 PM (o3MSL)

22 Wasn't Jorge Hamilton the 7th President of Peruvia???

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 17, 2014 03:56 PM (84gbM)

23 this is racist

Posted by: Aggressive Micropenis at February 17, 2014 03:56 PM (LHgfw)

24 Washigton invented cocaine. Legalize it!

Posted by: wooga at February 17, 2014 03:56 PM (wpM3u)

25 Today I signed an executive order legalizing the chopping of cherry trees.

Posted by: George Washington at February 17, 2014 03:56 PM (E+uky)

26 As soon as I mention guns on the old thread, ace starts a new thread. Hoplophobia: the fear of beer and guns in combination.

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 03:56 PM (QupBk)

27 Obviously Ben Franklin was five times a better President than Hamilton ever was.

Posted by: robschr at February 17, 2014 03:57 PM (jC5VF)

28 I crossed the Volga in a boat once.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at February 17, 2014 03:57 PM (Dwehj)

29 Pfft. Pussy.

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter at February 17, 2014 03:57 PM (kHyGq)

30 "We respect everyone's beliefs. You're certainly entitled to your opinion."

nothing says more about the Prog mindset... except facts and opinions aren't reeeeeealy the same thing.

Posted by: Bones at February 17, 2014 03:57 PM (48jYe)

31 Hamilton had a badass Jefferson costume. Fooled everybody.

Posted by: eman at February 17, 2014 03:58 PM (MnryE)

32 27 Obviously Ben Franklin was five times a better President than Hamilton ever was.

Posted by: robschr at February 17, 2014 07:57 PM (jC5VF)

******************

Ten times. He was five times better than Jackson, who was a duel winner rather than loser.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 17, 2014 03:58 PM (5Rh8l)

33 Yeah you crakuhs.... how the hell do you get away with celebrating ANYONE but Obama.... on a President's day during Black History Month!

Posted by: Rev. Al NotSharpbyaton at February 17, 2014 03:58 PM (84gbM)

34 George Hamilton is not only tan thespian, but a great President! (Sorry he's dark skinned, that was microagressive racism) I denounce myself!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2014 03:59 PM (/o+xv)

35 Before anyone freaks out about the deplorable state of education in the US, Groupon is "taking the piss."

They're having fun with you.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lmy5hxa

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 17, 2014 03:59 PM (gtjN1)

36 Alexander Hamilton was a better President than the current piece of shit officeholder.

Posted by: grognard at February 17, 2014 03:59 PM (Be2Wn)

37 Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: Piercello at February 17, 2014 03:59 PM (jJ97i)

38 I was five times better than Hamilton!

Posted by: U.S. Grant at February 17, 2014 03:59 PM (5Rh8l)

39 Anthony Beranek of Chicago invented the lever based voting machine, and vote fraud.

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 03:59 PM (QupBk)

40 Posted by: wooga at February 17, 2014 07:56 PM (wpM3u) And that "Mount Vernon Presidential Seal" was some kind of serious weed!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 17, 2014 04:00 PM (o3MSL)

41 1 I think Hamilton was the best President ever. Posted by: Regular Moron at February 17, 2014 07:48 PM (CnA9

Goupon now wants us to believe their stupid was intentional. Right.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 04:00 PM (0FSuD)

42 I did nothing and it was infinitely better.

Posted by: Zombie Silent Cal at February 17, 2014 04:01 PM (Dwehj)

Things certainly were better when Charlton Heston was President.

He could part the waters of the ocean...and like, rescue people an shit.

Posted by: wheatie at February 17, 2014 04:01 PM (eCZwh)

44 Washington was an injun fighter too. The history textbooks might, I say might, have a sentence or two about it, but that doesn't come close to telling about having your horse shot while you are riding it.

Posted by: Not Frat Boy at February 17, 2014 04:01 PM (7KQGS)

45 Oh FFS, that pissant Bob Costas is back on. Someone get the wipes.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 17, 2014 04:01 PM (euACX)

46 I can haz groupon on ammo?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2014 04:01 PM (/o+xv)

47 nothing says more about the Prog mindset... except facts and opinions aren't reeeeeealy the same thing. Posted by: Bones at February 17, 2014 07:57 PM (48jYe) ahhh.... but you see.... Perception IS reality... and what I perceive is what I think I see, ie ... its opinion.. Reality is made up of Facts... ergo, as Perception IS Reality, my opinion becomes Fact...

Posted by: Liberal Logic 101 at February 17, 2014 04:02 PM (84gbM)

48 Goupon now wants us to believe their stupid was intentional.

Right.

Maybe it wasn't, but they're having fun with it. I like the way they're handling it.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 17, 2014 04:02 PM (gtjN1)

49 Groupon doesn't know squat about American History , evidently , but they can give you great discounts on massages. hair coloring and travel apparently.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2014 04:02 PM (XyM/Y)

50 fgs, how could Washington be great, check out those short pants and that wig.

i mean srsly how un hip is that.

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2014 04:02 PM (nqBYe)

51 And a crack shot.

The topic is Presidents not Mayors of Toronto.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at February 17, 2014 04:02 PM (DL2i+)

52 Before anyone freaks out about the deplorable state of education in the US, Groupon is "taking the piss." They're having fun with you. *** Groupon's writers are very kind of out-there and funny. It's just BIZARRE that so many folks don't see the humor in this situation.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 04:02 PM (DmNpO)

53 Lincoln was obviously the most bad-ass president because he hunted vampires. It was in a movie and I get all my facts from movies and the Daily Show.

Posted by: Your Average Lib at February 17, 2014 04:02 PM (FHNkr)

54 GOP(E) is tacitly on board with allowing the IRS to crush the TeaParty to remove the thorn from their side. Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 17, 2014 07:52 PM (A1Dcl) BlueFalcon, I posted that early today. I found it on RushÂ’s website.

Posted by: Carol at February 17, 2014 04:02 PM (z4WKX)

55 45 Oh FFS, that pissant Bob Costas is back on. =========== Oh, that's too bad. I was thinking he had died.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 17, 2014 04:03 PM (oMKp3)

56 President Hamilton? I don't think so.

Posted by: Aaron Burr [/i] at February 17, 2014 04:03 PM (CnA98)

57 Was Alexander the President before Aaron Burr? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2014 04:03 PM (XyM/Y)

58 "'We respect everyone's beliefs. You're certainly entitled to your opinion.' A nice mantra to live by, except when... it makes no sense whatsoever."

It's academic postmodernism in a nutshell.

There are no actual facts. There is no objective external reality. EVERYTHING is illusory, fluid, socially constructed subjective opinion.

These are the people who proclaim that the speed of light cannot be a constant, because to declare such would mean that a particular speed was being "privileged" relative to other speeds. (Presumably underprivileged ethnic-minority gay and lesbian speeds.)

I'm not making up that argument, by the way. Lefty feminist pomo literary theorists really do say, and believe, such things.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 04:03 PM (gqT4g)

59 Things certainly were better when Charlton Heston was President.

I wish Obama would be more like President Josiah Bartlet.

--Any number of liberals

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 17, 2014 04:03 PM (gtjN1)

60 So Bob finally got Vladmir's jizz out of his eyes? Well at least Lauer can quit whining like a little bitch now about how hard he has to work for his 28 million.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2014 04:03 PM (/o+xv)

61 Maybe it wasn't, but they're having fun with it. I like the way they're handling it. Posted by: bonhomme at February 17, 2014 08:02 PM (gtjN1) True dat. What was there other choice? We are stupid as shit so use our coupons?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 04:03 PM (0FSuD)

62 I saw Groupon open for Hot Tuna back in '71.

Posted by: Zombie Silent Cal at February 17, 2014 04:03 PM (Dwehj)

63 Grover Cleveland Alexander was a great president. And a helluva pitcher.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2014 04:04 PM (yagOO)

64 Ben Franklin was awesome. Little known fact: he killed five people...with his mind.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2014 04:04 PM (oFCZn)

65 BlueFalcon, I posted link from The Right Scoop. It is same point though.

Posted by: Carol at February 17, 2014 04:05 PM (z4WKX)

36>> Every president was a better President than the current piece of shit officeholder.

FIFY...even that idiot Carter.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 17, 2014 04:05 PM (1EJ2w)

67 I really think Groupon was joking.

If they were, it's arguably a tongue in cheek jab at relativistic thinking.

I have no idea why they originally did the Hamilton president thing though. Could have been a mistake or part of the joke.

In any event, I find their offerings lackluster and haven't purchased anything from them in a long time.

Posted by: Iasonas at February 17, 2014 04:05 PM (FHNkr)

68 but they can give you great discounts on massages The wife wanted a foot massage for Valentines Day but I thought that was extreme, so we compromised and I got a six inch massage.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request [/i] at February 17, 2014 04:05 PM (CnA98)

69 I think Groupon has done this type of thing before. It's kind of their shtick.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 17, 2014 04:05 PM (oMKp3)

70 Grover Cleveland Alexander was a great president. And a helluva pitcher. Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2014 08:04 PM .And Grover Dill was Scut Farkas' crummy little sidekick toadie.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2014 04:05 PM (/o+xv)

71 No they were belatedly wishing him a Happy Birthday ( Jan 11th )

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 04:05 PM (AugFh)

72 washington ..made cocaine..
he'll save children , but not the british children

LOL thanks for making my brain melt.
alrighty then.

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2014 04:05 PM (nqBYe)

73 Andrew, fucking, Jackson REALLY killed at LEAST 13 people in duels. He was a bad MFer.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 04:05 PM (0FSuD)

74 I honestly did not know that Washington had that many dicks. I blame my public school education.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 17, 2014 04:06 PM (g1DWB)

75 Nothing more than the Resident Mouthpiece of the Northern Aggressors.

Posted by: JF Davis at February 17, 2014 04:06 PM (KQp38)

76 At her birthday party, Martha was shaking her grove thing with Little Richard.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 17, 2014 04:06 PM (E+uky)

77 I'm on the "intentional troll" camp. (Takes one to know one, some would say. . . )

Maybe it started out as a goofup, but now it's just a goof.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 17, 2014 04:06 PM (30eLQ)

78 "Religion and morality are the essential pillars of civil society."

Posted by: President George Washington at February 17, 2014 04:06 PM (SwHqo)

79 George Washington Carver: Inventor of the Peanut, or Legume Larcenist. Discuss.

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 04:07 PM (QupBk)

80 martha washington made gloves fashionable , straight up ,after george stuck her hand in acid

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2014 04:08 PM (nqBYe)

81 >>I have no idea why they originally did the Hamilton president thing though. Could have been a mistake or part of the joke. They were doing a $10 off promotion on President's Day.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 17, 2014 04:08 PM (g1DWB)

82 martha washington made gloves fashionable , straight up ,after george stuck her hand in acid he was his own opponent?!?! anyway this video is like a tradition now or something how wrong that my children have seen it !!!

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 17, 2014 04:09 PM (pS66t)

83 George was no dumb MFer. He married the richest woman in Virginia and then left to start the country. Then the dumb fuck died being bleed to death by his "Doctor" to clue a cold. The guy's ancestor works for Obama.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 04:09 PM (0FSuD)

84 45 Oh FFS, that pissant Bob Costas is back on. Someone get the wipes. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 17, 2014 08:01 PM (euACX) I actually enjoyed watching Lauer over the wkend....just 'cause he wasn't Costas.

Posted by: BignJames at February 17, 2014 04:09 PM (HtUkt)

85 omg but Lauer with that weird mustache/stain thing going on . . . ick

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 17, 2014 04:10 PM (pS66t)

86 roared like Chewbacca when he was done. Posted by: somejoe at February 17, 2014 08:07 PM .............Me too!

Posted by: Moochelle at February 17, 2014 04:10 PM (/o+xv)

87 Cocaine's a helluva drug.

Washington's a hulluva Pres.

Posted by: Rick James at February 17, 2014 04:10 PM (kHyGq)

88 more SNO coming tomorrow morning fml

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 17, 2014 04:10 PM (pS66t)

89 Is Matt Lauer still sporting that "Philidelphia" look?

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 04:11 PM (QupBk)

90 #65, I wanted to make sure it got around since having someone at least say it to Fox is getting the idea of the establishment being perfectly happy at allowing abuse of power from niche political analysis blogs on the internet and into the mainstream media cycle. It is corruption of the worst kind and needs to be disinfected with blinding sunlight.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 17, 2014 04:11 PM (A1Dcl)

91 My favorite president? Paul Anka.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 04:11 PM (GEICT)

92 look if we want to say alexander H is a great prez just let it be man, bunch of
rw

cranks

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2014 04:11 PM (nqBYe)

93 Or Philadelphia, what you call corn.

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 04:11 PM (QupBk)

94 I actually enjoyed watching Lauer over the wkend....just 'cause he wasn't Costas. Posted by: BignJames at February 17, 2014 08:09 PM ....Yea but he was whining about having to do two shows. Eff You Matt, you make 29 million. I think you can toughen up buttercup.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2014 04:11 PM (/o+xv)

95 According to Obama, Hamilton was the Second Best Treasury Secretary, right after Little Timmy Geithner.

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2014 04:12 PM (QOm0g)

96 Alexander's Presidential library is located at Hamilton-Beach.

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 04:12 PM (AugFh)

97 pulls out billfold, empties it, a picture of my mother drops out, a person next to me asks who it is. I say you don't know!?

why that's my mum, The fairest President of them all.
You don't like it? find your own !

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2014 04:13 PM (nqBYe)

98 There's a @PrezHamilton on twitter. Groupon is retweeting their tweets. Retweeted by Groupon Prez Alex Hamilton ‏@PrezHamilton I don't feel so hot...I think I'm just going to rest here for a while...Please don't let the legacy of my presidency die. #knowledgeispower Retweeted by Groupon Prez Alex Hamilton ‏@PrezHamilton Gonna grab some grub with @AaronBurr56. Holla at me if you wanna join.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 17, 2014 04:13 PM (bCEmE)

99 Sam Adams was so devastated by losing to Hamilton, he turned to drink.

Posted by: phreshone at February 17, 2014 04:13 PM (Q6pxP)

100 I remember watching Hamilton debate live on T.V. Oooh, snacky time!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 17, 2014 04:13 PM (/o+xv)

101 Isn't Hamilton buried in Grant's Tomb?

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2014 04:13 PM (QOm0g)

102 92 My favorite president? Paul Anka. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 08:11 PM (GEICT) I propose a duel.....Paul Anka v Martin Sheen

Posted by: BignJames at February 17, 2014 04:13 PM (HtUkt)

103 Everybody knows Putin's been the best president.

Posted by: dick at February 17, 2014 04:13 PM (GrtrJ)

104 I went to Hamilton College

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2014 04:14 PM (nzKvP)

105 Mr Hamilton made the best blender ever.

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2014 04:14 PM (nqBYe)

106 I choose to honor Chuck Norris for president, who is so fucking fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the head...

Please respect my opinion...

Posted by: dumbartist at February 17, 2014 04:15 PM (ahBY0)

107 Sam Adams was so devastated by losing to Hamilton, he turned to drink.

Posted by: phreshone at February 17, 2014 08:13 PM (Q6pxP)

and made the beer we drink today.

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2014 04:15 PM (nqBYe)

108 Did Alex Hamilton know that Alex de Tocqueville guy?

Posted by: Iasonas at February 17, 2014 04:15 PM (FHNkr)

109 109 Did Alex Hamilton know that Alex de Tocqueville guy? Posted by: Iasonas at February 17, 2014 08:15 PM (FHNkr) cousins

Posted by: BignJames at February 17, 2014 04:16 PM (HtUkt)

110 I think Groupon has some sort of coupon thingy that people print out. Which is why I can't go through the self checkout line at the supermarket and scan my coupons myself. Some employee must scan them and toss the Groupon coupons into the trash. But I appreciate their sense of humor and understanding of the American erectorate.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request [/i] at February 17, 2014 04:16 PM (CnA98)

111 wonder of wonders, over on another web site not to be named, there is a post about Washington's distillery. On the Mount Vernon website, he got into it late, only lasted a couple of years and made 11,000 gallons. They didn't 'age it' either, just sold it fresh.

Posted by: Not Frat Boy at February 17, 2014 04:16 PM (7KQGS)

112 Think about our leaders. We've gone from crossing the Delaware in the dead of winter. Dueling with another guy, freeing the slaves, Winning WW2, Putting a man on the moon, beating communism to a narcissistic loser who wears fucking Mom jeans.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2014 04:17 PM (/o+xv)

113 Daily reminder: Piers Morgan will be quite popular in prison.

Posted by: Daily Reminder Guy at February 17, 2014 04:17 PM (6j8ke)

114 110 109 Did Alex Hamilton know that Alex de Tocqueville guy? Posted by: Iasonas at February 17, 2014 08:15 PM (FHNkr) cousins Posted by: BignJames at February 17, 2014 08:16 PM (HtUkt) Or... Big Al of TokeVille as we used to call him in the Shroom Gang...

Posted by: Freind of Obama at February 17, 2014 04:17 PM (84gbM)

115 The story of President Hamilton is really the story of President Obama.

Posted by: MFM at February 17, 2014 04:17 PM (kHyGq)

116 From my friend, Brent Carter's Book:

"Condiser the fall season of 1777, near Brandywine Creek, an American officer and his escort were investigating a position to stop British General Howe's forces... A British officer, Captain Patrick Ferguson, inventor of the first breech loading rifle, noticed two figures on horseback riding along the hillside"

Ferguson yelled a warning instead of shooting at the two officers, one of whom was General George Washington. Ferguson could have shot Washington in the back, but did not. Out of military etiquette.

Posted by: tangonine at February 17, 2014 04:17 PM (x3YFz)

117 Lincoln, was so disappointed with His town he built a town car to ride away in.

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2014 04:17 PM (nqBYe)

118 - I love liberty. If you don't, I don't understand.

Posted by: irright at February 17, 2014 04:17 PM (DtNNC)

119 I've purchased exactly one thing from Groupon, $10 worth of gasoline for $5. It seemed like a no-brainer.

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 04:18 PM (QupBk)

120 #65, I wanted to make sure it got around since having someone at least say it to Fox is getting the idea of the establishment being perfectly happy at allowing abuse of power from niche political analysis blogs on the internet and into the mainstream media cycle. It is corruption of the worst kind and needs to be disinfected with blinding sunlight. Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 17, 2014 08:11 PM (A1Dcl) We have to keep posting it until people are pissed!

Posted by: Carol at February 17, 2014 04:18 PM (z4WKX)

121 A nice mantra to live by, except when... it makes no sense whatsoever. That's what makes a great Mantra.

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2014 04:18 PM (QOm0g)

122 96 According to Obama, Hamilton was the Second Best Treasury Secretary, right after Little Timmy Geithner. Yeah, but Hamilton didn't fuck up his income taxes. There was any. Hamilton is buried at Trinity Church on Wall St, NYC.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 04:18 PM (0FSuD)

123 Sam Adams was so devastated by losing to Hamilton, he turned to drink. BUT SAMUEL JACKSON MAKES A BETTER BEER.

Posted by: Dave Chappelle[/i] at February 17, 2014 04:19 PM (CnA98)

124 yea did ya hear about the burning effigies of Bush and G-d when He was hanging out in the wilderness?

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2014 04:19 PM (nqBYe)

125 114 Daily reminder: Piers Morgan will be quite popular in prison. For a week or two, then his shit will be too loose.

Posted by: Bubba, his cellmate at February 17, 2014 04:20 PM (0FSuD)

126 garret, i always chuckle at 'karma'

yeah .

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2014 04:20 PM (nqBYe)

127 Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2014 08:17 PM (/o+xv) Yup.... used to be we'd cross a river, on Christmas, and kill you in your beds... Now we can't even shoot back... without another Governments permission... We used to level our OWN cities if they were in Rebellion... burned and looted entire Regions of our OWN country.... Now? If they drop their gun after shooting at us, we can't shoot at them as they run away...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 17, 2014 04:20 PM (84gbM)

128 Not only did I got to Hamilton College but I bet on a horse named Hamilton at Vernon Downs once.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2014 04:21 PM (nzKvP)

129 Bob Costas returns to the Olympics and doesn't make it 15 minutes without going full negative Nancy. What a fucking jackwagon.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 17, 2014 04:22 PM (A1Dcl)

130 I would like to think Piers Morgan would be unpopular, even in prison.

Heck, he'd be unpopular at a dog pound even if he was wearing a suit made of bacon.

Posted by: Iasonas at February 17, 2014 04:23 PM (FHNkr)

131 Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2014 08:17 PM (/o+xv) And wears a bike helmet!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 17, 2014 04:23 PM (o3MSL)

132 George Washington chewed down a cherry tree with his wooden teeth like a beaver. Then, he lied his ass off about it.

Posted by: Roy at February 17, 2014 04:24 PM (tiOTz)

133 Bob Costas is a nicklefucker. Thanks for destroying the olympics you mewling quim.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 17, 2014 04:24 PM (Q8vlx)

134 so is hamilton part of the Shadow presidency and part of the banksters group run by you know who .

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2014 04:24 PM (nqBYe)

135 105 I went to Hamilton College Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2014 08:14 PM (nzKvP) Nice. Never thought we had "elites" at the HQ.

Posted by: Bubba, his cellmate at February 17, 2014 04:24 PM (0FSuD)

136 so Was*

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2014 04:24 PM (nqBYe)

137 True fact: Washington practically singlehandedly started the Seven Years War which was known in America as the French and Indian War. Washington was leading a small patrol which included Indian allies through the wilderness when they ran across some Indians who were allies of the French but enemies of Washington's Indians. Washington's Indians massacred the others and a global war was the result.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 17, 2014 04:24 PM (E+uky)

138 You are entitled to your own opinions. You are not entitled to your own facts. -Daniel Patrick Moynihan (aka the last sensible Dem).

Posted by: Craig Pirrong at February 17, 2014 04:25 PM (wK7bC)

139 Okay Odd couples game: Pres Day (i.e.) Andrew & Jesse Jackson Gerald & Glenn Ford Andrew & Arte Johnson

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 04:25 PM (AugFh)

140 I remember when President's Day was just to celebrate Washington and maybe Lincoln. Now we celebrate any idiot that happens to get elected.

Posted by: Bomber at February 17, 2014 04:25 PM (5yLmw)

141 Posted by: willow at February 17, 2014 08:24 PM (nqBYe)

BushCheneyHaliburtonKochBros?

Posted by: Iasonas at February 17, 2014 04:25 PM (FHNkr)

142 I loved that video remember Washington will kill you in your sleep on Christmas Eve that's badass

Posted by: thunderb at February 17, 2014 04:25 PM (zOTsN)

143 off bubba sock

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 04:25 PM (0FSuD)

144 Morgan Freeman would've been a good President if there weren't so many disasters during his term.

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at February 17, 2014 04:25 PM (9F2c1)

145 I went to Hamilton College Had a few friends who went there in the late 80s.

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2014 04:26 PM (QOm0g)

146 Morgan Freeman would've been a good President if there weren't so many disasters during his term. I'm choking to death here.

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 04:26 PM (QupBk)

147 so is hamilton part of the Shadow presidency and part of the banksters group run by you know who . *** Illuminutty!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 04:27 PM (DmNpO)

148 Iasonas

lol , well yeah, and they all traveled forward in time to screw Obama.

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2014 04:27 PM (nqBYe)

149 Hamilton and Franklin Not Presidents but they were the first sock puppets!

Posted by: thunderb at February 17, 2014 04:27 PM (zOTsN)

150 Moynihan was a piece of shit.

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2014 04:27 PM (QOm0g)

151 Is it me or does it seem there is no PR for this Olympics? I mean I tune in sometimes during the day but nobody seems to care?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2014 04:27 PM (nzKvP)

152 The JFK video is pretty damn funny as well.

Posted by: RWC at February 17, 2014 04:27 PM (hPZii)

153 I always enjoyed Aaron Burr in 'Perry Mason'.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at February 17, 2014 04:27 PM (CnA98)

154 John Quincy & Edie Adams

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 04:28 PM (AugFh)

155 Just like George Washington, I don't have the foggiest what Groupon is, and neither of us care.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 17, 2014 04:28 PM (IV4od)

156 Richard & Mojo Nixon Like that?

Posted by: t-bird at February 17, 2014 04:28 PM (FcR7P)

157 Illuminutty!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 08:27 PM (DmNpO)

yeah whatev's , We respect everyone's beliefs. You're certainly entitled to your opinion.

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2014 04:28 PM (nqBYe)

158 151 Moynihan was a piece of shit. Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2014 08:27 PM (QOm0g) garrett doing his Vic impersonation. Nails it.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 17, 2014 04:28 PM (bCEmE)

159 152 Is it me or does it seem there is no PR for this Olympics? I mean I tune in sometimes during the day but nobody seems to care?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2014 08:27 PM (nzKvP)

Sorry man. Just too much other stuff going on. Not on my radar.

Posted by: tangonine at February 17, 2014 04:28 PM (x3YFz)

160 they were the first sock puppets! Publius

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2014 04:28 PM (QOm0g)

161 The Groupon thing encapsulates everything I hate about today's corporations. Right. Wrong. Whatever. The only thing that matters is that no one gets offended or slighted...and that they spend their lucre at Groupon or whereever.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 17, 2014 04:29 PM (QxEzC)

162 Jimmy and Nell Carter

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 04:29 PM (AugFh)

163 #147, I think someone could make a really good movie with Morgan Freeman as president by taking clips from his various movies and artfully editing them together.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 17, 2014 04:29 PM (A1Dcl)

164 Yes, WalrusRex, including killing a French officer etc.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Fort_Necessity#Prelude

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 17, 2014 04:29 PM (vAnfs)

165 Is it me or does it seem there is no PR for this Olympics? I mean I tune in sometimes during the day but nobody seems to care? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2014 08:27 PM (nzKvP) Sorry man. Just too much other stuff going on. Not on my radar. Posted by: tangonine at February 17, 2014 08:28 PM (x3YFz) Well that pretty much answers my question

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2014 04:30 PM (nzKvP)

166 George and Reggie Bush

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 17, 2014 04:30 PM (bCEmE)

167 yeah whatev's , We respect everyone's beliefs. You're certainly entitled to your opinion. *** heh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 04:30 PM (DmNpO)

168 I'm so stoopid that I believe it when Karl Rove says that Cruz is the enemy and must be destroyed at all cost, ok maybe he didn't use those exact words just now but that was what he was getting at. My husband watches BO, not me.

Posted by: lindafell at February 17, 2014 04:30 PM (PGO8C)

169 Anyone see HOC2 where the Indian tribe who is laundering money for the chinese is all offended by the painting of Andrew Jackson in the WH?

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 17, 2014 04:31 PM (6Nj7A)

170 Face it, I was the hottest FLOTUS.

Posted by: Marilyn Monroe at February 17, 2014 04:31 PM (dfYL9)

171 Morgan Freeman would make a better Prime Minister than President. I don't think Presidents can get away with Grand -daughter fucking.

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2014 04:31 PM (QOm0g)

172 For the last time...., It.Is.Not.President's.Day. The holiday is Washington's Birthday. It is only particular states, and advertisers that want it called 'President's Day', and screw them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 04:31 PM (aDwsi)

173 Morgan Freeman would've been a good President if there weren't so many disasters during his term.

But then they found out he was in prison, and he was impeached.
Fortunately, President Bill Paxton was then elected just in time to defeat the alien invasion of Earth.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2014 04:31 PM (yagOO)

174 Ike & Tina Eisenhower, no that doesn't work.

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 04:32 PM (AugFh)

175 Okay Odd couples game: Pres Day (i.e.) Andrew & Jesse Jackson Gerald & Glenn Ford Andrew & Arte Johnson Eldridge and Beaver Cleaver

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 17, 2014 04:32 PM (E+uky)

176 162
The Groupon thing encapsulates everything I hate about today's corporations.

Right. Wrong. Whatever. The only thing that matters is that no one gets offended or slighted...and that they spend their lucre at Groupon or whereever.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 17, 2014 08:29 PM (QxEzC)

I *think* I know what Groupon is... some kind of marketing scheme about coupons or something.

Saw it. Dismissed it.

Posted by: tangonine at February 17, 2014 04:32 PM (x3YFz)

177 This is about George Washington & from todayÂ’s Powerline Blog email: http://tinyurl.com/m85tsgw

Posted by: Carol at February 17, 2014 04:32 PM (z4WKX)

178 it'd be kind of cool to read an alternative history of the USA wherein all the losers of the elections were the winners, so that say Goldwater wins and little girls with daisies get nuked, and McGovern wins and we puss out, nationally. and maybe Burr gets his Mexican empire, who knows

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 04:32 PM (KgN8K)

179 >>> The holiday is Washington's Birthday. It is only particular states, and advertisers that want it called 'President's Day', and screw them.

And the media. Seems like the expansion to all presidents started to get a lot of attention about 5 years ago.

Posted by: Bomber at February 17, 2014 04:33 PM (5yLmw)

180 >>>...nothing says more about the Prog mindset... except facts and opinions aren't reeeeeealy the same thing<<<
.
If you believe an opinion it becomes fact. No proof required.

Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2014 04:34 PM (c8xU9)

181 and maybe Burr gets his Mexican empire All I really wanted was a chimichanga.

Posted by: Zombie Burr at February 17, 2014 04:34 PM (QOm0g)

182 #152, there's barely any special ads running during this Olympics. It used to be a two week long superbowl for global corporations and now really nothing. I blame the end of the Cold War, ESPN-2's coverage of national events/the X-Games, more entertainment options available to compete with, and MOST IMPORTANTLY NBC's increasingly poorly produced and commentated coverage. The local station affiliate for NBC is nixing daytime coverage of some events to show infomercials on weekends for piss sake.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 17, 2014 04:34 PM (A1Dcl)

183 167 Tami Good one. Thomas & George Jefferson

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 04:34 PM (AugFh)

184 >>> there's barely any special ads running during this Olympics.

It's the same damn commercials over and over.

Posted by: Bomber at February 17, 2014 04:35 PM (5yLmw)

185 >>I don't think Presidents can get away with Grand -daughter fucking. How about Reggie fucking? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: BO in DC at February 17, 2014 04:35 PM (DI+ja)

186 President's Day is sexist bc all the president's were men.

Posted by: Your Average Lib at February 17, 2014 04:35 PM (FHNkr)

187 Cal and Rita Coolidge

Posted by: BignJames at February 17, 2014 04:35 PM (HtUkt)

188 Re: Stop Talking About "Tactics". Establishment Republicans are pencilneck Poindexters. They are bureaucratic nerds, who want to manage things. Democrats are demagogues in the leadership, and thugs in the base. They tell beguiling lies, and if that fails kick you in the teeth. Poindexters can neither match the appeal of the demagogues rhetoric, nor the brutality of the thug's violence. They are wholly useless in this fight.

Posted by: cormac_mcroadie at February 17, 2014 04:36 PM (iFOMM)

189 >>The holiday is Washington's Birthday. It is only particular states, and advertisers that want it called 'President's Day', and screw them. You're certainly entitled to your opinion. By the way, Washington was born on the 22nd so not even his birthday.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 17, 2014 04:36 PM (g1DWB)

190 Ben Franklin turned down the Presidency early on. Too busy as our first Secretary of Pussy.

Posted by: Donny Lasagna at February 17, 2014 04:36 PM (ph70Q)

191 Wasn't Cesar Chavez president of California too?

Posted by: grease monkey at February 17, 2014 04:36 PM (qQk+U)

192 Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 08:32 PM (KgN8K)

So Romney wins and women get put in binders and dogs get put on top of cars?

Posted by: Your Average Lib at February 17, 2014 04:36 PM (FHNkr)

193 I've ordered my staff to find as many ghey Olympians as possible. We're planning a barrage of human interest vignettes that are sure to make you turn the dial!

Posted by: Bob Costass at February 17, 2014 04:36 PM (Dwehj)

194 Jimmy and Maybelle Carter

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2014 04:36 PM (sdi6R)

195 Holiday, huh? Oh, that's right, I don't have a gubmint job or work for a bank.....just another monday for this gal, LOL!

Must be nice.

Posted by: JeanQ at February 17, 2014 04:36 PM (82lr7)

196 The Italians all think President Garfield was the greatest US President. No doubt this is due to his love of Lasagna.

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2014 04:36 PM (QOm0g)

197 Henry Wallace was the only Genuine Commie VP. So far loony left that FDR dumped him for the hat-maker from Missouri.

just in time...

Posted by: Jules ( turning Chinese ) at February 17, 2014 04:36 PM (omBWL)

198 We probably should have our own George Washington AOSHQ approved video tribute, narrated by the man who knew him best: Vic.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2014 04:37 PM (oFCZn)

199 Oh, oh, I took that test the other night and it said **I**was George Washington, or something along those lines. So does that make it my birthday too?

Posted by: lindafell at February 17, 2014 04:37 PM (PGO8C)

200 Groupon: We believe in everything, therefore we believe in nothing. Yeah, this civilization's days are numbered.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 17, 2014 04:37 PM (QxEzC)

201 Yeah, that Groupon thing was a joke/troll idea they had and they got you but good.

Posted by: BornLib at February 17, 2014 04:37 PM (zpNwC)

202 James Garfield introduced lasagna to the US.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 17, 2014 04:37 PM (E+uky)

203 Thomas and George Jefferson

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2014 04:37 PM (sdi6R)

204 The best President was that guy who gave the speech on July 4th and helped defeat those alien invaders.

Posted by: LIV at February 17, 2014 04:38 PM (kHyGq)

205 193 that's where we are as a nation.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 04:38 PM (KgN8K)

206 Rutherford B. & Isaac Hayes

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 04:38 PM (AugFh)

207

140 Okay Odd couples game

Gerald and Rob Ford, eh?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 17, 2014 04:38 PM (ZQ0fo)

208 OT: The unofficial Horde patch is in the works.

My barely-english-speaking connection at the patch company is having a time of it, but it.

Will.

Rock.

Ace won't sanction, so it's not official, I've asked and he's just not yet ready to market, which is coolio.

So no trademarked or copyrighted AoS logos, but I think you'll be happy. 72 hours to design.

It'll be a patch you'd place on your left shoulder after you step out of the wire, trust me.

Posted by: tangonine at February 17, 2014 04:39 PM (x3YFz)

209 207 Rutherford B. & Isaac Hayes Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 08:38 PM (AugFh) LMAO!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 17, 2014 04:39 PM (bCEmE)

210 From what I've seen, yes, the local NBC coverage (I get Buffalo and Seattle channels) completely sucks: especially during the daytime---I don't think I've seen them air anything---and even the evening supposed best coverage time. Our CBC are Commies but they are covering the games well along with a couple of private sports networks.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 17, 2014 04:39 PM (vAnfs)

211 Posted by: LIV at February 17, 2014 08:38 PM (kHyGq)

Nah the best president was Martin Sheen from that reality show about the West Wing.

Posted by: Your Average Lib at February 17, 2014 04:39 PM (FHNkr)

212 President David Palmer turned to insurance sales after he left office.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 17, 2014 04:39 PM (E+uky)

213 Ben and Bonnie Franklin.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 17, 2014 04:39 PM (vAnfs)

214 207 Rutherford B. & Isaac Hayes Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 08:38 PM (AugFh) One of America's finest railroads!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2014 04:40 PM (oFCZn)

215 I was the tallest FLOTUS. Well, until the current one anyway. She may be taller. Certainly wider.

Posted by: Bea Arthur at February 17, 2014 04:40 PM (dfYL9)

216 The LGBT community thought Kennedy was the greatest President... until she went to work for Fox News.

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2014 04:40 PM (QOm0g)

217 >>Groupon: We believe in everything, therefore we believe in nothing. >>Yeah, this civilization's days are numbered. Ok, I know I'm going to regret asking this but what is so evil about Groupon?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 17, 2014 04:40 PM (g1DWB)

218 Tangonine, great news!

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 04:40 PM (mQwL2)

219 Woodrow & Flip Wilson

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 04:41 PM (AugFh)

220 Ronald and Faye Reagan

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2014 04:41 PM (QOm0g)

221 O/T
It's after 100 comments, so it's allowed.

Am I the only one who is ready to throat punch the snot nosed little baby sitting punk girl in the Chevy commercial?
The one where she looks at the interior of the car, and then puts the bite on the mother to bump the cost up from $40.00 to $60.00.
Just because she thinks the parents are rich, and she deserves more.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 17, 2014 04:41 PM (DHj6D)

222 Posted by: tangonine at February 17, 2014 08:39 PM (x3YFz) You got a design we can see? Cause I'm def interested.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 04:41 PM (GEICT)

223 Roy and James Buchanan.

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 04:41 PM (QupBk)

224 George and Kate Bush

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2014 04:41 PM (sdi6R)

225 219 P.S. I want one.

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 04:42 PM (mQwL2)

226 Bill and George Clinton

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2014 04:42 PM (QOm0g)

227 Calvin & Jennifer Coolidge.

Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2014 04:42 PM (Ua6T/)

228 Yeah, that Chevy commercial is worse than their "new love" one.

Posted by: Bomber at February 17, 2014 04:42 PM (5yLmw)

229 Oh, oh, I took that test the other night and it said **I**was George Washington, or something along those lines. So does that make it my birthday too?
To become a true transgeorgian, lindafell, you'll have to have all your teeth removed and get wooden teeth replacements and you'll need a wig too.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 17, 2014 04:43 PM (vAnfs)

230 Just because she thinks the parents are rich, and she deserves more.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Nope, I'd punch her, too.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 17, 2014 04:43 PM (080XV)

231 If Barack had a grandson he'd look like Trayvon Martin... and TFG would be buggering him.. and the MSM would comment on their special bond.

Posted by: RWC at February 17, 2014 04:43 PM (hPZii)

232 T9, count me in for one, thanks.

Posted by: Piercello at February 17, 2014 04:43 PM (jJ97i)

233 214 Ben and Bonnie Franklin. Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2014 08:39 PM (vAnfs) ------------------ Say what? You dissing me? You takin' my man?

Posted by: Aretha Franklin at February 17, 2014 04:43 PM (dfYL9)

234 @178 Good stuff. Let's recap. Virginian wins Revolutionary war. Virginian writes constitution(Madison) Virginian writes Deceleration of Independence (Jefferson) Now the commonwealth elects fucking crooked democrat. It's been a long fall.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 04:43 PM (0FSuD)

235 >>> You got a design we can see? Cause I'm def interested.

This. But I'd take a couple sight unseen.

Posted by: Bomber at February 17, 2014 04:43 PM (5yLmw)

236 226 219
P.S. I want one.

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 08:42 PM (mQwL2)

My boy at the patch designer is... IQ challenged. But we'll get it done.

Pirates, Horde.... sexy latin verbiage. We're in business.

Posted by: tangonine at February 17, 2014 04:44 PM (x3YFz)

237 Woodrow & Flip Wilson - The devil made them do it. Wear dresses that is.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 17, 2014 04:44 PM (E+uky)

238 Taft and Shaft. shut yo mouf!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 04:44 PM (KgN8K)

239 By the way, Washington was born on the 22nd so not even his birthday. Posted by: JackStraw ----------------- Well I know, as mine falls on the same day (the 22nd), that is why I specified "The holiday is Washington's Birthday..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 04:45 PM (aDwsi)

240 Remember the 250 rule! GUNS!

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 04:45 PM (0FSuD)

241 I'm in the mood for some ice dancing music.

Posted by: Bob Costass at February 17, 2014 04:45 PM (Dwehj)

242 227 Bill and George Clinton Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2014 08:42 PM (QOm0g) I remember after the '92 election hearing a guy say, "I went into the voting booth, looked at the choices...and cast my vote for George Clinton."

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2014 04:45 PM (sdi6R)

243 Virginia is for lubbers.

Posted by: Black Beard at February 17, 2014 04:45 PM (QOm0g)

244 To become a true transgeorgian, lindafell, you'll have to have all your teeth removed and get wooden teeth replacements and you'll need a wig too. By: andycanuck Uh, never mind, wigs are itchy. 😜

Posted by: lindafell at February 17, 2014 04:45 PM (PGO8C)

245 Harrison Ford, the 19th president.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 17, 2014 04:45 PM (QxEzC)

246 John and Sam Adams

Posted by: PaleRider at February 17, 2014 04:45 PM (5CusZ)

247 If Barack had a grandson he'd look like Trayvon Martin... *** Trayvon is so 2013.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 04:46 PM (DmNpO)

248 236 >>> You got a design we can see? Cause I'm def interested.

This. But I'd take a couple sight unseen.

Posted by: Bomber at February 17, 2014 08:43 PM (5yLmw)

Gimme 72 hours. I just threw them the shield, the scrolls, the verbiage. Steady.

Posted by: tangonine at February 17, 2014 04:46 PM (x3YFz)

249 Martin would have been re-elected if he had followed my advice.

Posted by: Abigail Van Buren at February 17, 2014 04:46 PM (dfYL9)

250 >>Well I know, as mine falls on the same day (the 22nd), that is why I specified "The holiday is Washington's Birthday..." Happy Birthday in advance.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 17, 2014 04:46 PM (g1DWB)

251 T9
Sign me up for one.
I trust you

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 17, 2014 04:47 PM (DHj6D)

252 Posted by: tangonine at February 17, 2014 08:46 PM (x3YFz) Is the Latin a secret?

Posted by: RWC at February 17, 2014 04:47 PM (hPZii)

253 Franklin & Mildred Pierce

Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2014 04:47 PM (Ua6T/)

254 John and Mary Tyler Moore

Posted by: BignJames at February 17, 2014 04:47 PM (HtUkt)

255 Benjamin Franklin Pierce.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 17, 2014 04:47 PM (QxEzC)

256 Tango me want patch

Posted by: thunderb at February 17, 2014 04:47 PM (zOTsN)

257 James & Anita Polk

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 04:48 PM (AugFh)

258 OK wife caught me read and commenced to yelling. I mean damn, I got pneumonia she shouldn't do that.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 04:48 PM (KgN8K)

259 the folks on twitter going off about how it's legal to hunt black children and men in America are just precious. Michael Dunn will never see another free day, and will be retried for murder, but.... he "Got away with it"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 04:49 PM (DmNpO)

260 After 250 for the GUNS!

Just ordered 250 rds of .223 from PSA.
$100.09 with shipping.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 17, 2014 04:49 PM (DHj6D)

261 Jimmy and Clarence Carter.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 04:49 PM (ojnk6)

262 Was Zac before or after Burton? I can't remember.

Posted by: Elizabeth Taylor at February 17, 2014 04:50 PM (dfYL9)

263 at least madison brought the donuts.what did l. bj do?

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2014 04:50 PM (nqBYe)

264 Zachary & Opie Taylor

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 04:50 PM (AugFh)

265 @261 Nice, saw no deals for 22LR ammo at gun show this weekend, everything else was reasonable. WTF? When will 22LR settle down?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 04:50 PM (0FSuD)

266 Ulysses S & Ginger Grant

(much better than Lou)

Posted by: chicagolurker at February 17, 2014 04:51 PM (mQacj)

267 *shakes computer* GIVE US THE PATCH!!!! NOW NOW NOW!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 04:51 PM (GEICT)

268 And some more American history in my sock re. the H.L. Hunley.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 17, 2014 04:51 PM (vAnfs)

269 Why does the HQ keep loading and loading and loading?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 04:51 PM (0FSuD)

270 I haven't been following the Michael Dunn trial, but what the hell made him try to get them to turn down the music in the first place? I mean, I doubt he expected violence, but what made him think they weren't gonna cause some sort of trouble? If I saw that SUV I would have kept on my way. The world is too dangerous anymore.

Posted by: Iasonas at February 17, 2014 04:52 PM (FHNkr)

271 Our 16th president, President Brian Dennehy, freed the sloths.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 17, 2014 04:52 PM (QxEzC)

272 Why hunt Black Kids when you have Hobos?

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2014 04:52 PM (QOm0g)

273 Nice, saw no deals for 22LR ammo at gun show this weekend, everything else was reasonable. WTF? When will 22LR settle down? Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 08:50 PM (0FSuD) There's .22lr for sale at gunbroker dot com. I got 555rds for $55 plus shipping about a week or so ago.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 04:52 PM (GEICT)

274 >>> Why does the HQ keep loading and loading and loading? Viagra.

Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2014 04:53 PM (Ua6T/)

275 Bill and George Clinton

Eeeww, just pictured Bubba C in a diaper, with microphone, on stage....

Bow wow wow.........atomic dog...............

Posted by: JeanQ at February 17, 2014 04:53 PM (82lr7)

276 Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 08:43 PM (0FSuD) Took us 230 years to go completely down the toilet though!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 17, 2014 04:53 PM (o3MSL)

277 Why does the HQ keep loading and loading and loading?
The HQ is now set on full auto.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 17, 2014 04:54 PM (vAnfs)

278 >>Why does the HQ keep loading and loading and loading? Lotta guns.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 17, 2014 04:54 PM (g1DWB)

279 "WTF? When will 22LR settle down?"
Had to pay $61.00 for 500rds of CCI standard velocity at my range today.
Got home and found 1k rds of CCI at Cabela's for $67.00

They sold out about ten minutes after my order.
Drove to two Dick's, and three Walmarts first thing this morning.
Nothing,
Not at any price.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 17, 2014 04:54 PM (DHj6D)

280 Nood Spaced out one up

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 04:54 PM (ojnk6)

281 277 floaters, hmm?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 04:54 PM (KgN8K)

282 @274 Thanks BC will check out.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 04:54 PM (0FSuD)

283 That groupon thing was totally a spoof. Had they not said he was a prezzy, 80% of the people who heard that Groupon was having a $10 off sale today wouldn't have heard about it. Marketing 101 peeps.....

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 04:55 PM (0LHZx)

284 "it'd be kind of cool to read an alternative history of the USA wherein all the losers of the elections were the winners, so that say Goldwater wins and little girls with daisies get nuked, and McGovern wins and we puss out, nationally"

So, um, alternate history:

McGovern wins in 1972 on the "Come Home America" platform and disengages as rapidly as is reasonably possible from South Vietnam.

Compared to actual history, South Vietnam looks different at the end of 1975 how again exactly?

Either version ends up in a national puss-out. With a Communist flag over Saigon in the end.

Further: you have to figure on the extremely high odds of, in a 1972 McGovern victory scenario, that the guy is one and done, impossible to re-elect. At least for a white radical leftist facing the 1970s electoral demographics.

Do you then see a vicious primary fight between Spiro Agnew and Ronald Reagan for the GOP nomination in 1976? Talk about a fateful showdown.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 04:55 PM (gqT4g)

285 BC, that's still high at dime a load? should be a nickel.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 04:56 PM (0FSuD)

286 Why does the HQ keep loading and loading and loading? Use Cover. Always Reloading.

Posted by: Golden Eyes on PS3 Mantra at February 17, 2014 04:56 PM (QOm0g)

287 Banacek, Kolchak and Kojak. Presidents of the 70's.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 17, 2014 04:56 PM (kVfSG)

288 Nip Sip - Are you a Charlotte native?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 04:57 PM (aDwsi)

289 285 i don't know honestly. when you dig into presidential losers a lot of it goes by heresay. like Dole would make viagra a govt subsidized program.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 04:59 PM (KgN8K)

290 GIVE US THE PATCH!!!! NOW NOW NOW!!!! Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk THISSSSSS

Posted by: thunderb at February 17, 2014 04:59 PM (zOTsN)

291 284 That groupon thing was totally a spoof. Had they not said he was a prezzy, 80% of the people who heard that Groupon was having a $10 off sale today wouldn't have heard about it. i would think so, except for the twitter exchanges. The fuckers were catching up, they had no idea. Like the brothers telling you want some President Benjamin bills.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 04:59 PM (0FSuD)

292 "BC, that's still high at dime a load? should be a nickel."

Ammo that is sold out is a nickel a shot.
Ammo that is available is a dime a shot.

Sort of like unicorns.
You know they're out there.

Agghh!!!

There's that damn babysitter commercial again.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 17, 2014 04:59 PM (DHj6D)

293 I paid too much for nearly all the ammo in my safe.

But there's ammo in my safe.

So I'm good.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 17, 2014 04:59 PM (4Mv1T)

294 but thats whyi think itd br a great read

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 04:59 PM (KgN8K)

295 289 Nip Sip - Are you a Charlotte native? Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 08:57 PM (aDwsi) Close.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 04:59 PM (0FSuD)

296 @ 270

AOS keeps loading because it's a communist plot designed to infuriate you.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 17, 2014 04:59 PM (SAMxH)

297 Franklin & Hawkeye Pierce

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 05:00 PM (AugFh)

298 AOS isn't reloading its serpantining

Posted by: thunderb at February 17, 2014 05:00 PM (zOTsN)

299 i would think so, except for the twitter exchanges. The fuckers were catching up, they had no idea. Like the brothers telling you want some President Benjamin bills. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 08:59 PM (0FSuD) _______ Which fuckers? You gotta be more specific since everyone on twiiter is one.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 05:01 PM (0LHZx)

300 Bestest President Ever? Oh come on, that's easy.

Don't make me get my pen and my phone out.

Posted by: Barry Milhouse at February 17, 2014 05:01 PM (Em374)

301 I would totally want a patch and a shirt with the logo and or patch on it

Posted by: thunderb at February 17, 2014 05:02 PM (zOTsN)

302 do you ever see a communist reload AOSHQ? no, they drink vodka. i deny the blog comments my essence.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 05:02 PM (KgN8K)

303 McGovern,

Would that be before or after Carter? The timeline gets a little blurry that far back.

Ok, ya, McGovern, Carter, Clinton, and Obama for the trifecta. Put Hillary in there somewhere for the power ball pick.

Posted by: Starving Waif : "May I have some more please?" at February 17, 2014 05:03 PM (GpaJ7)

304 Ammoman has 9MM Speer Lawman FMJ 115 GR @ $390 / 1000 delivered. http://is.gd/bLx5s7

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 05:03 PM (QupBk)

305 How long did the Peron family run Puroviagonian? and look where they are now!

Posted by: Starving Waif : at February 17, 2014 05:05 PM (GpaJ7)

306 Via regum sumus

Is the Latin a secret?

Posted by: RWC at February 17, 2014 08:47 PM (hPZii)

nope

Posted by: tangonine at February 17, 2014 05:05 PM (x3YFz)

307 Nip Sip - Interesting pic. Cleaned up to protect the innocent. Like father, like son, I suppose, permit issued to my dad: http://tinyurl.com/kg3tm99

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 05:05 PM (aDwsi)

308 McGovern wins in 1972 on the "Come Home America" platform and disengages as rapidly as is reasonably possible from South Vietnam. Compared to actual history, South Vietnam looks different at the end of 1975 how again exactly? Either version ends up in a national puss-out. With a Communist flag over Saigon in the end. Further: you have to figure on the extremely high odds of, in a 1972 McGovern victory scenario, that the guy is one and done, impossible to re-elect. At least for a white radical leftist facing the 1970s electoral demographics. Do you then see a vicious primary fight between Spiro Agnew and Ronald Reagan for the GOP nomination in 1976? Talk about a fateful showdown. Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 08:55 PM (gqT4g) _____________ With the exception of the current fucktard in office, my theory has been that the general pace of things wouldn't be much different regardless of who won any election post WW2.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 05:05 PM (0LHZx)

309 Eager to avoid a controversy about the devil looking like the president, Roma Downey and Mark Burnett decided to leave the character out of their film, which is based on "The Bible" miniseries bwahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: thunderb at February 17, 2014 05:05 PM (zOTsN)

310 Nobody questioned "Anita Polk" ? who doesn't ?

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 05:05 PM (AugFh)

311 the character they left out is the devil

Posted by: thunderb at February 17, 2014 05:07 PM (zOTsN)

312 Hmmmm... http://tinyurl.com/3f6mnmg 870 bullpup Yes please

Posted by: RWC at February 17, 2014 05:07 PM (hPZii)

313 I think each president should be measured in contrast to his vice president.

Obama still doesn't break the top 43.

Posted by: Albert Einstein at February 17, 2014 05:07 PM (Em374)

314 A patch? for the uniforms? for the burning times under the Geneva convention?

They put you on a list for that!

Posted by: Starving Waif : at February 17, 2014 05:07 PM (GpaJ7)

315 Gee, isn't the devil something of a central character in the Bible?

Get me rewrite!

More laughable crap from Hollyweird.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 05:10 PM (gqT4g)

316 Dammit, my pistol permit expired on the 13th. I hope the Sheriff's department doesn't hassle me about that tomorrow.

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 05:10 PM (QupBk)

317 @300 See earlier post, where Goupon VP says you are entitled to your opinion about who is president? Really?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 05:10 PM (0FSuD)

318 315 its an army marines maybe airforce thing. navy gets a fridge magnet

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 05:10 PM (KgN8K)

319 wow the years have not been kind to Tanya Harding

Posted by: thunderb at February 17, 2014 05:11 PM (zOTsN)

320 #320 Bob Costas comes back and all of sudden NBC pivots to ancient negative shit no one cares about. Coverage of the CURRENT GAMES AND EVENTS? WHO WOULD EVER DO THAT?!!!

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 17, 2014 05:12 PM (A1Dcl)

321 Warren G. & Tonya Harding

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 05:12 PM (AugFh)

322 I think I've posted it a time or two, but I did a logo thing for AoS. I tinker and tweak with it from time to time. http://tinypic.com/r/oji6tu/8

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 05:13 PM (GEICT)

323 The groupon Hamilton thing was either a goof or the product of historical ignorance. Neither would surprise me. Without knowing which, I would lean to goof. If it sounds like a joke it probably is. Not always, just more times than not.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 17, 2014 05:14 PM (3qZbZ)

324 actually iirc the navy equivalent of monkey patches was sharking, but that probably isnt done anymore

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 05:15 PM (KgN8K)

325 @308 I am guessing that is what they called pistol permits in the 50's? Maybe a sneaky way to let a guy conceal a pistol before they had CC permits? I use to carry a pistol permit issued by sheriff. You showed it to by a pistol, but got to keep it. That was before the fees for permit. I actuality used the thing in Md one time. Looked official as hell. I guess it was. ha ha

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 05:15 PM (0FSuD)

326 veni, vidi, vici?

Posted by: thunderb at February 17, 2014 05:15 PM (zOTsN)

327 T9- Patch?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 05:15 PM (aDwsi)

328 Warren and Tanya Harding. Break a leg, baby!

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at February 17, 2014 05:16 PM (+1T7c)

329 Veritas Iustitia Libertas? (truth, justice, liberty)

Posted by: thunderb at February 17, 2014 05:16 PM (zOTsN)

330 Warren and Tanya Harding. I hate that bitch.

Posted by: Nate Dog at February 17, 2014 05:16 PM (QOm0g)

331 Nip - I Notice that the form has what appears to be a Form Date, lower left corner, of 1919. Suggests that the county began requiring permits pretty early.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 05:17 PM (aDwsi)

332 Posted by: tangonine at February 17, 2014 09:05 PM (x3YFz) We are kings?

Posted by: RWC at February 17, 2014 05:17 PM (hPZii)

333 OK, O/T Read about shit salt can do. Wrap molded cheese in salt cloth and mold goes away. It works. Eating some old moldy cheese I wrapped in salted cloth a couple of days ago.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 05:18 PM (0FSuD)

334 veritas vincit truth conquers?

Posted by: thunderb at February 17, 2014 05:18 PM (zOTsN)

335 Lyndon & Ray Jay Johnson

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 05:19 PM (AugFh)

336 That's a great tip, Nips. Thanks.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 17, 2014 05:19 PM (QxEzC)

337 James and Margaret Taylor

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 05:19 PM (aDwsi)

338 Aries muros percussit

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 05:19 PM (QupBk)

339 You know, millionaires who travel on small cruise boats with a suitcase full of money have serious daddy issues.

Unless Ginger's on board.

Posted by: Thurston Howell III at February 17, 2014 05:19 PM (Em374)

340 Bill and George Clinton

http://tinyurl.com/llgkocq

Dunno if they ever met. Found a p-shop but no pic.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at February 17, 2014 05:21 PM (DL2i+)

341 What? No love for Millard Fillmore? Not only a great president, but the only one named after a duck. In my opinion.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 17, 2014 05:22 PM (g4TxM)

342 George & Seattle Washington

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 05:22 PM (AugFh)

343 Otis & Richard Nixon. America's first fabulous First Couple.

So, is that racist, or sexist, or homophobic?

Posted by: Thurston Howell III at February 17, 2014 05:23 PM (Em374)

344 Regarding the sidebar blurb about the romance across species TV series: it seems to be another opportunity to browbeat us over how intolerant we are. Sounds like fun. /sarc

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 05:23 PM (mQwL2)

345 Oregon.gov has President Alexander Hamilton on it. I wonder who did it first Oregon or Groupon?

Posted by: Carol at February 17, 2014 05:23 PM (z4WKX)

346 Best President?

Gotta be Calvin Coolidge. All day, baby!

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 17, 2014 05:24 PM (Em374)

347 There's that damn commercial again

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 17, 2014 05:24 PM (DHj6D)

348 LIVB ** (Let it Van Buren)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 17, 2014 05:25 PM (g4TxM)

349 342 - Not only a great president, but the only one named after a duck. ------------- (ahem) William Howard Taft

Posted by: Howard the Duck at February 17, 2014 05:25 PM (aDwsi)

350 Harrison, Betty, & Gerald Ford.

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 17, 2014 05:26 PM (Em374)

351 @332 I wouldn't put too much into the 1919. Could just be the number of forms made that or some reference to the statute requiring the form. The pistol permits were a Jim Crow deal to stop Blacks from getting pistols, so they could have started in 1919. Who knows. They are stupid and we will repeal them next session, my guess.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 05:26 PM (0FSuD)

352 Regarding the sidebar blurb about the romance across species TV series: it seems to be another opportunity to browbeat us over how intolerant we are. Sounds like fun. /sarc

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 09:23 PM (mQwL2)

I think you are nitpicking here. After all, doesn't every TV series browbeat us over how intolerant we are?

Posted by: cm9000 at February 17, 2014 05:27 PM (3qZbZ)

353 Internet rumor: Tom Cruise is dating Laura Prepon

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 05:28 PM (DmNpO)

354 James & Oscar Madison. we've come full cycle, maybe.

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 05:28 PM (AugFh)

355 Oderint, dum metuant

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 05:29 PM (QupBk)

356 cm9000, nitpicking is my special talent.

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 05:29 PM (mQwL2)

357 354 Internet rumor: Tom Cruise is dating Laura Prepon Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 09:28 PM (DmNpO) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 05:31 PM (GEICT)

358 William Howard Taft Posted by: Howard the Duck at February 17, 2014 09:25 PM (aDwsi) **** You're entitled to your opinion.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 17, 2014 05:32 PM (g4TxM)

359 Heh. Oregon.gov has a section entitled "Want to find out where your Oregon tax dollars go?" No mention there of the Obamacare scandal.

Posted by: Howard the Duck at February 17, 2014 05:33 PM (aDwsi)

360 we're just talkin bout Taft, baby

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 05:33 PM (KgN8K)

361 @361- Shut yo mouf!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 17, 2014 05:34 PM (g4TxM)

362 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. *** at least he's finally found someone to put up with that Scientology crap

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 05:34 PM (DmNpO)

363 Bad news... Howard the Duck just took a load of #4 shot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 05:34 PM (aDwsi)

364 I like Dolly Madison.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at February 17, 2014 05:35 PM (zDsvJ)

365 i think Lawrence fishburne did agreat job in the Taft remake btw

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 05:36 PM (KgN8K)

366 Who can forget Thomas and Weezie Jefferson? Tom didn't use Hail to the Chief but Movin' on Up when he entered a room

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2014 05:36 PM (FE/sZ)

367 Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 05:36 PM (aDwsi)

368 If I had to strike some of those guys from the list of Presidents, it would be these in no particular order:
Ubama/Sotero/Obama (Of course)
Clinton (Willy and the next one)
LBJ (and the guy before him)
FDR (Communo-Socialism)
Lincoln (War Of Northern Aggression)
Andrew Jackson (Indian abuse)

Posted by: Erowmero at February 17, 2014 05:37 PM (OONaw)

369 The role of Brian Dennehy will be played by William Howard Taft.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 17, 2014 05:37 PM (g4TxM)

370 Ulysses S. & Amy Grant

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 05:37 PM (AugFh)

371 James Monroe was Marilyn's third or fourth husband?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2014 05:37 PM (FE/sZ)

372 Bush.

No, not that one.

Or his dad.

Nor the most overrated top 5 pick running back since Troy Hambrick.

Nah, not the singer either.

No, this one.
http://www.michalak.org/fh/blade/Blade_08.jpg

Nothing says bad-ass president like gun, tight black blouse, and putting a big N in front of your name so people know you're too cool to be named after 2 presidents.

Posted by: Dolly Madison at February 17, 2014 05:39 PM (Em374)

373 Andrew Jackson was the first lead singer in the Jackson 5 but had to quit when he became president

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2014 05:43 PM (FE/sZ)

374 I got the funk.

Posted by: B Clinton at February 17, 2014 05:44 PM (JdEZJ)

375 Wow,
PSA just notified me that 1k rds of 22lr are due at Casa VIA on Wednesday.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 17, 2014 05:44 PM (DHj6D)

376 And I can't get rid of it.

Posted by: B Clinton at February 17, 2014 05:46 PM (JdEZJ)

377 Hey we rode this odd couple thing all the way to ONTV. ONT up.

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 05:46 PM (AugFh)

378 Sorry, but not possible to see humor in anything done by progtards, i.e. groupon. human garbage, dogturds walking on two little stick-legs, not funny, beyond redemption. sick&tired of all of them and all of their bs. want my opposition party right now *%#$#%&* it. running out of patience today. just sayin', my .02. /rant

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 17, 2014 05:47 PM (SwHqo)

379 I'm in for a couple!

Posted by: Agitator at February 17, 2014 05:53 PM (vkJqy)

380 "Excuse me if I go too fast, but the sons of his opponents wish that he was their dad...." Saw this on albino black sheep a loooong time ago. I happen to live right off of Washington St. Hear this song in my head every day..... The stuff at the end kind of kills it for being able to share with others.....

Posted by: Geckoproof at February 17, 2014 06:09 PM (5vp1f)

381 Also, if Polk is more your type: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H9SvJMZs5Rs

Posted by: Geckoproof at February 17, 2014 06:11 PM (5vp1f)

382 For a quick, healthful pick-me-up, you can't beat a snack of cherries and cream.

Posted by: Zachary Taylor at February 17, 2014 06:24 PM (cL+9V)

383 Modern America doesn't pay a lot of attention to social interaction, so we've lost the word "calumny". Alexander Hamilton enjoyed spreading them. His error was doing it to a real louse, Aaron Burr.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at February 17, 2014 06:28 PM (prEM5)

384

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