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February 19, 2014

Barbara Walters: Hey, Let Me Tell You About My Vibrator for a Few Minutes
— Ace

You guys just totally ignored this when it was in the French open thread (fil ouvert) yesterday, but you're not getting away with it that easily.

Deal with it.

View co-host Jenny McCarthy asked Walters if she has "more self-confidence and more self-love" given her age.
"Self-love?" Walters asked.
"Barbara, are you talking about that vibrator of yours again?" Whoopi Goldberg chimed in. "I can't handle it."
Â“How did you know? You know what it's called?" Walters replied. "A selfie."

Yeah I don't get this. Not the vibrator part, but the fact that about six years ago, everyone in the Media Class (and those who take cues from that class) decided that it was about time we all started talking about vibrators a whole heck of a lot.

I guess people think it's a little bit of naughty honesty, and not much different than a guy saying something along the same lines.

I dunno, though. I kind of want to throw a yellow flag on this particular play by Tastemaking Society Types.

I don't think anyone should be ashamed to use a vibrator. But there is a whole category of things which we are not ashamed of, per se, and yet we don't talk about publicly with strangers. With friends, sure. But with strangers? No.

I pooped earlier today. I would not mention this except that it falls into this category of "Not shameful, but also not really fodder for casual conservation." I'm not ashamed of my poop, and if pressed, sure, I could even be persuaded that my poop was Empowering or whatever.

But -- absent using it as a "for instance" in this category of Things Which Are Not Shameful But It's A Bit Self-Indulgently Narcissistic to Overshare This TMI with People -- I also don't think people really want to hear about my poop, and, this post and its dark turn towards the fecal aside, I generally respect people's wishes about remaining ignorant about my netherous voidings.

There is a certain social protocol which announces something like this: You will not discuss anything in public, with strangers, if 20% of the population is uncomfortable with it. This is part of why I say that racial jokes are a breach on the site -- more than 20% of the population is uncomfortable with them, so such jokes, even if a racist intent is proven by a panel of Bishops to be absent, still make a big chunk of the room uncomfortable.

(I say "20%" arbitrarily -- you cannot literally live by the rule that no one can ever be offended by what you say, because there's always someone willing to be offended by anything. So "20%" is my way of saying a "significant minority.")

Commenters have likewise been warmed about using overly graphic sexual language. It didn't really bother me personally, not in that I was scandalized, but I was bothered that the person wasn't observing the normal rules of decorum.

Now I don't know what the percentage is on discomfort with vibrator talk, but I imagine it's more than 20%.

And so while I'm not really offended, per se, I'm sort of annoyed to see a social breach going on, as if the 20% (or more) who might be uncomfortable about this matter just doesn't count.

Well I think they should count. My objection here isn't about sexuality per se, or about naughtiness; it's more about social boorishness.

Maybe I'm too inhibited, but I think this sort of basic politeness, avoiding making people uncomfortable, is part of good behavior, or at least ought to be.

One Defense for Babs: She didn't offer the information; Jenny McCarthy and Whoopi Goldberg kept asking her about it, probably to embarrass her (in a friendly way).

But that defense of Babs would just shift the breach to the other two.

And, Open Thread.

Posted by: Ace at 03:32 PM | Comments (498)
Post contains 670 words, total size 4 kb.

1 Wanna see my frumious bandersnatch?

Posted by: Kate58 at February 19, 2014 03:34 PM (oLZsm)

2 Anyone seen Charlie Brown?

Posted by: Babwa WaWa's Dildo at February 19, 2014 03:34 PM (/o+xv)

3 A little mood music: "Vibrator" by MotÃ¶rhead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7igOKnA50_w

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 19, 2014 03:34 PM (XvHmy)

4 I refuse to talk about Barbara Walters crusty dildo. You can't make me talk about her magic rabbit with 6 speeds and rotation.

Posted by: traye at February 19, 2014 03:34 PM (lc11i)

5 Perhaps we ignored it for a reason. That reason being, it's disgusting. Not vibrators per se, but the fact that Baba felt the need to tell us about it.

Posted by: DangerGirl at February 19, 2014 03:34 PM (GrtrJ)

6 Wa I am twying to say is that when I think of Mr. Ace, I touch myswelf.

Posted by: Babwa WaWa at February 19, 2014 03:35 PM (/o+xv)

7 hmmm...I just read the link from the last thread and noticed something...

would...unmask...her?

so...Ace is a...girl Ewok?

how're YOU doin?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 19, 2014 03:35 PM (yh0zB)

8 Speaking of WTF related sex news: Also, Brithish MP's assocated with group that demanded that the age of consent be lowered toÂ… four. http://tinyurl.com/m6jf69v

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 19, 2014 03:36 PM (XvHmy)

9 Related: Utah mom buys out PacSun storeÂ’s Â‘indecentÂ’ T-shirts http://nypost.com/2014/02/19/utah-mom-buys-out-pacsun-stores-indecent-t-shirts/ I walked by the store earlier this week when they were still there. Yeah, they seemed a little out of place on a t-shirt, but really just Victoria's Secret stuff. You can sorta see the shirts in that picture. Basically lingerie shots. Jezebel or some such place has better pictures of them.

Posted by: Y-not at February 19, 2014 03:36 PM (zDsvJ)

10 So, this is NOT the thread to bring up the Led Zeppelin mud shark legend. Got it.

And yeah, oc joe, I did look it up. Ick.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 19, 2014 03:36 PM (080XV)

11 "Anyone seen Charlie Brown?" Charlie Brown? You mean "Charlie Brown's Dil---"? Oh, I see what you did there.

Posted by: Seattle Chris at February 19, 2014 03:36 PM (lWTGt)

12 The only sex WaWa gets is self inflicted.

Posted by: Ronster at February 19, 2014 03:36 PM (puNd6)

13 As for the vibrator talk, ICK. There's a time and a place for that sort of thing. Hearing about it from an old hag on a daytime talk show is not one of them.

Posted by: Y-not at February 19, 2014 03:37 PM (zDsvJ)

14 Babs better keep that thing on low or her face is gonna crack

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 19, 2014 03:37 PM (nTgAI)

15 I'm glad you finally decided to mention me.

Posted by: Empowering Poop at February 19, 2014 03:37 PM (kVfSG)

16 I was watching television as I was attempting to fall asleep and came across a really odd commercial. opens with a mom sweetly tucking her son into bed and eventually going into her bedroom, opening a bureau drawer, seeing a note and opening a package from her baby daddy, who is either on assignment or in the slammer, before opening a gift - a "personal massager from trojan or someone similar" kids in dildo commercial. yay us.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 03:37 PM (rDidD)

17 OK then. I'm just going to go curl up in a fetal position under my desk now.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 19, 2014 03:38 PM (m9V0o)

18 I agree with everything Ace said. No public discussion about anything done in the bathroom. Talking about sex and periods and anything along those lines with close friends is where that kind of conversation should take place if at all.

Posted by: L, elle at February 19, 2014 03:38 PM (0xqKe)

19 I refuse to talk about Barbara Walters crusty dildo. You can't make me talk about her magic rabbit with 6 speeds and rotation. Posted by: traye at February 19, 2014 07:34 ......Cowection....8 speeds rotation and thwusting. It wuns on 6 D cell battewies and it's wodweful.

Posted by: Babwa WaWa at February 19, 2014 03:38 PM (/o+xv)

20 I don't think anyone should be ashamed to use a vibrator. As long as you don't imply ownership. Use the indefinite article: 'A vibrator' Never "Your vibrator."

Posted by: Name the Movie [/i] at February 19, 2014 03:38 PM (CnA98)

21 Ace, it's not vibrator talk per se that's the problem: It's Barbabra Walters talking about vibrators. Now, if Kate Upton discussed the effect of vibrators in her, in detail, I don't think any male on earth would mind one bit.

Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2014 03:38 PM (+cx5n)

22 Why does ace hates us?

Oh yeah, I forgot.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 19, 2014 03:38 PM (38LLM)

23 in her = on her Freudian slip.

Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2014 03:39 PM (+cx5n)

24 Those Trojan vibrator ads are awful. The ones I'm watching closely are the Cialis/Viagra ones. So far I've only seen a "cis" couple, but there is ONE where one half of the couple is in a tent and you can't tell her/his gender. It's just a matter of time, of course.

Posted by: Y-not at February 19, 2014 03:39 PM (zDsvJ)

25 Now, if Kate Upton discussed the effect of vibrators in her, in detail, I don't think any male on earth would mind one bit.

Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2014 07:38 PM (+cx5n)

*ponders*

I dunno...I suppose she'd have to try it and let us see how it goes...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 19, 2014 03:39 PM (yh0zB)

26 8 Along with the 12 year old needing to be "dtf," I would skin somebody alive and then feed them to the crabs while still alive.

Posted by: traye at February 19, 2014 03:39 PM (lc11i)

27 I was going to bring up Pamela Geller and her gigundous Atlas Shrugs, bu now that we know about Acette, her reaction was really pretty measured.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 19, 2014 03:39 PM (xq1UY)

28 Who the hell names their vibrator? And what kind of person tells others what it's named? Has the entire planet gone insane?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 19, 2014 03:39 PM (080XV)

29 She's a liar. She usually calls it the "Rodham Thumb".

Posted by: The Awkward-Turtle at February 19, 2014 03:40 PM (UJ3GJ)

30 I guess people think it's a little bit of naughty honesty, and not much different than a guy saying something along the same lines.

Angela Lansbury did some exercise video a while ago where she wanted to prove that older women can still be sexy. She jumps in the tub and under a sheet of bubbles seems to be flicking the bean.

Yeah, OK, empowerment or whatnot aside, GROSS!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 19, 2014 03:40 PM (o4Xc4)

31 I feel so ... socon right now.

Posted by: toby928© always the last to know at February 19, 2014 03:40 PM (QupBk)

32 You know that all of this shocking distasteful crap is just an effort by the media to fill time and keep the slumbering giant from noticing the real issues and problems destroying the country/world right? Drew Curtis at FARK was right in calling out most media for selling almost everything but news as news.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 19, 2014 03:40 PM (A1Dcl)

33 Did anyone else read ace's bit about social protocol in Sheldon Cooper's voice?

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at February 19, 2014 03:40 PM (NtDAC)

34 Well, if you are a liberal, people are just smartish animals, so what's the difference if you do discuss your poop, nose pickin, or diddlin'. We affected manners and self discipline or a reason. Guesses? These days, self discipline not really at all, and manners almost not at all. YMMV.

Posted by: simplemind at February 19, 2014 03:41 PM (hTeQK)

35 I wemember this won time at band camp...

Posted by: Babwa WaWa at February 19, 2014 03:41 PM (/o+xv)

36 I don't think anyone should be ashamed to use a vibrator.

As long as you don't imply ownership. Use the indefinite article: 'A vibrator'

Never "Your vibrator." Posted by: Name the Movie at February 19, 2014 07:38 PM (CnA9

*shifty eyes*

Yes. A vibrator. Yes. Just the one.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 19, 2014 03:42 PM (Gk3SS)

37 Nasty.

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 19, 2014 03:42 PM (XWw96)

38 It's kind of like those vibrator and feminine pleasure parties that were all the rage a few years ago. I never went to one, never understood why anyone would. Yeah, I may like to get my freak on, but how I do it is a personal thing and certainly not anything I want my friends and/or coworkers to know about. Blech.

Posted by: DangerGirl at February 19, 2014 03:42 PM (GrtrJ)

39 Well, if you are a liberal, people are just smartish animals, so what's the difference if you do discuss your poop, nose pickin, or diddlin'. Posted by: simplemind at February 19, 2014 07:41 PM (hTeQK)/i] A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 19, 2014 03:42 PM (XvHmy)

40 I'm offended those three are considered the same species.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at February 19, 2014 03:42 PM (DL2i+)

41 >>>Ace, it's not vibrator talk per se that's the problem: It's Barbabra Walters talking about vibrators. Now, if Kate Upton discussed the effect of vibrators in her, in detail, I don't think any male on earth would mind one bit. ... Nah, that's not it. Maybe I'm a stick in the mud, but I have myself noticed this "Let's talk about vibrators" thing, and even among younger and more attractive women, I just think it's a breach. Again, it's not that I'm offended, exactly. It just falls into that category of things I'd say it's not classy or not polite to discuss in public. Now as far as an INTIMATE or friendly discussion, that's a different rule entirely. But many things can be said to friends which are nevertheless not fit for "polite company."

Posted by: ace at February 19, 2014 03:42 PM (/FnUH)

42 It was Howard Stern who started this trend back when he was married to his first wife. He said that is how he kept her satisfied. That worked for a while...until she divorced him. But that was probably twenty years ago, probably more.

Posted by: Evi. L. Bloggerlady at February 19, 2014 03:43 PM (4kTo2)

43 12 The only sex WaWa gets is self inflicted. Posted by: Ronste

Well don't look at me.

Posted by: Semi-Zombie Fidel Castro at February 19, 2014 03:43 PM (6TB1Z)

44 I'd like to point out that all this ... madness in the world coincides almost to the day with the activation of the Large Hadron Collider on September 10th, 2008. I believe we have passed through a rift in space/time.

Posted by: toby928© always the last to know at February 19, 2014 03:43 PM (QupBk)

45 I am more than a little surprised barbara has a vibrator. I would have guessed she would have gone the hillary route and gotten herself a huma.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 03:43 PM (rDidD)

46 28 Who the hell names their vibrator? And what kind of person tells others what it's named? Has the entire planet gone insane? Posted by: Hobbitopoly You misunderstand. Barbara Walters heard somewhere at a cocktail party that there was this new thing in culture called a "selfie." but she missed out on what exactly the definition is. So she just guessed and assumed a "selfie" must be some kind of personal sex toy. So she said, "Yeah, my vibrator, that's one of those "selfie" things, as they're now called."

Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2014 03:43 PM (+cx5n)

47 Yes, Jenny, if you've never been through a Mirror, Mirror Amok Time here...well, get ready for a lot of that, but it only lasts so long. Or, a thousand years, whichever comes first.

Oops, I said that.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 19, 2014 03:43 PM (xq1UY)

48 I agree, Kate Upton discussing vibrators is certainly fair more...palatable than Baba Wawa discussing this topic.

Posted by: Evi. L. Bloggerlady at February 19, 2014 03:44 PM (4kTo2)

49 I think it has become pretty clear why Babs is retiring.

Posted by: oc joe at February 19, 2014 03:44 PM (5fkya)

50 Say, who wants to hear about the results of my latest nasal excavations?

Posted by: pep at February 19, 2014 03:44 PM (6TB1Z)

51 OT Just saw that Ms Venezuela 2013 was shot in a protest. Awful.

Posted by: Votermom at February 19, 2014 03:44 PM (GSIDW)

52 Wait. I thought Roy Cohn was Barbara Walters' vibrator?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 03:44 PM (olDqf)

53 You wiw notice in the scweenshot Mr ace uses I demonstrate the size of Mr Selfie.

Posted by: Babwa WaWa at February 19, 2014 03:45 PM (/o+xv)

54 Also, Brithish MP's assocated with group that demanded that the age of consent be lowered toÂ… four.

http://tinyurl.com/m6jf69v

Yep, been shouting from the rooftops for a while now. Now that we've been trapped into arguing that consent is the bright line that keeps us from allowing pedophilia or bestiality, they're going to do anything and everything they can to attack the age of consent and the boundaries thereof.

Honestly, what's the argument that AoC should be 16 or 18? Understanding between right and wrong? Nope, that mental change takes place at 8. Ability to self-govern? That opens a whole mess of worms.

Understand, I don't want the age of consent to lower. I am pointing out the hedonists will argue it should be lowered.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 19, 2014 03:45 PM (o4Xc4)

55 But many things can be said to friends which are nevertheless not fit for "polite company."

Posted by: ace at February 19, 2014 07:42 PM (/FnUH)

Bingo bango.

Heaven knows that I am the least likely person to be offended by the concept of anyone availing themselves of technology for super duper personal uses but hell if I'm going to discuss it in public. It's just icky.

Except with the Horde but it's not like this is polite company.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 19, 2014 03:45 PM (Gk3SS)

56 Ha, ha, Ace thinks "The View" is "polite company."
Somebody come help. We're in uncharted territory here.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 19, 2014 03:45 PM (xq1UY)

57 I'm gonna guess that Babs' vibrator is an enraged honey badger held at crotch level.

Posted by: pep at February 19, 2014 03:45 PM (6TB1Z)

58 well, this kinda explains why babs was so cranky when nyc was without power following the hurricane.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 03:45 PM (rDidD)

59
So..Just the Tip is out? Just the Tip is OUT!

Posted by: Chicago Reporter at February 19, 2014 03:45 PM (n0DEs)

60 You know, there is probably video. . .
we should do a study. .
Coupla hundred thousand federal grant bucks would fund the study quite nicely.

Posted by: Federal Grant Writer at February 19, 2014 03:46 PM (XItyu)

61 Tangential ..... I know a few small town southern gay people , male and female . They are not officially out . That's the way they ,,and we , are most comfortable . . Everyone knows , of course , but our way is so much more civilized than Folsom St . Seems related to the topic , I guess .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 19, 2014 03:46 PM (whqez)

62 *shifty eyes*

Yes. A vibrator. Yes. Just the one.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 19, 2014 07:42 PM (Gk3SS)

So...how many square miles get blacked out when you fire that puppy up?

Asking for...someone else...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 19, 2014 03:46 PM (yh0zB)

63 I'm surprised it's not named Fidel.

Posted by: toby928© always the last to know at February 19, 2014 03:46 PM (QupBk)

64 Gawd damn it really? A thread about Jenny Macarthy, Whoopi Goldberg, Babba Wa-wa and Babba Wa-wa's vibrator? I think this against three Geneva Conventions.

Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2014 03:46 PM (RJMhd)

65 you know those giant flags that cover a football field? Yeah, that's about the size of my freak flag. I know a lot of people like that, they just all have the good sense to keep it all to themselves.

Posted by: traye at February 19, 2014 03:46 PM (lc11i)

66 Ever notice that the Levites flame logo is a vagina?

Posted by: Tutu at February 19, 2014 03:46 PM (CpWI4)

67 barbaras vibrator starts with a pull cord.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 03:47 PM (rDidD)

68 So she said, "Yeah, my vibrator, that's one of those "selfie" things, as they're now called."

Posted by: zombie

Well, then, let's not correct the old bat. Let her make a continuing fool of herself!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 19, 2014 03:47 PM (080XV)

69 Hehwoe Kwitty!

Posted by: le f'ed at February 19, 2014 03:47 PM (JdEZJ)

70 A bunch of fellow coaches got joking about spanking the monkey one afternoon. A 70 something ex-coach happened to be visiting. One guy says hey Coach, at what age do you quit jacking off? Without missing a beat he says how the hell should I know.

Posted by: RustyG at February 19, 2014 03:47 PM (Nhua7)

71 So...how many square miles get blacked out when you fire that puppy up?

I can help.

Posted by: Edward Teller at February 19, 2014 03:47 PM (6TB1Z)

72 It's supposed to make the viewer feel like she is part of the little social group having coffee and and personal chats.   It's a little group of faux TV friends.
Pretend friends.   So it's a fake among-friends show.
It's like a regular hen-party.   All but the gay men are supposed to book it out of there.

Posted by: SarahW and the February slog at February 19, 2014 03:47 PM (Lbv/k)

73 I should tell you all about the night Me, Barbara and Janet Reno were all a little tipsy on our 4th tom collins...Well I shouldn't but So Babs said her back hurt...so I.......

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at February 19, 2014 03:47 PM (/o+xv)

74 Vibrators are outlawed in 9 of the states of the former Confederacy.

Posted by: toby928© always the last to know at February 19, 2014 03:47 PM (QupBk)

75 P Hat. Perfectly done. Hilarious and Sad all at the same time. (Ponders) That could be the subtitle for this whole blog . . .

Posted by: simplemind at February 19, 2014 03:48 PM (hTeQK)

76 yeah, they will be playing that at undisclosed locations in former soviet states.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 03:48 PM (rDidD)

77 I would've thought Baba's vibrator would be named Husqvarna and would have the necessary attachments to handle the edging and the string trimming. I taste bile.

Posted by: Dr. Manbube at February 19, 2014 03:48 PM (/QjPQ)

78 Let's not talk about your vibrator, Babwa. What on God's Green Earth makes her think anyone is, in any way, interested in what's in her "special drawer?" Especially on a daytime TV show? FFS, can't these people think of anything more intelligent to talk about? And yeah, that's my lawn you're standing on.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at February 19, 2014 03:48 PM (0HooB)

79 From my cold dead hands.

Posted by: Babawa Wawa at February 19, 2014 03:48 PM (6bMeY)

80 Well, what about beating your dick like it owes you money?

That one still makes me laugh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 19, 2014 03:48 PM (wNF3N)

81 It's supposed to make the viewer feel like she is part of the little social group

I wouldn't belong to any club that holds dildo discussions.

Posted by: pep at February 19, 2014 03:49 PM (6TB1Z)

82 Posted by: ace at February 19, 2014 07:42 PM (/FnUH) If only we embrace all these formerly private activities as worthy of our praise, then there will be piece on earth!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 19, 2014 03:49 PM (o3MSL)

83 Hey for some reason I am blanking on the code name of the Watergate whistler-- was it really -- Deep Throat?

Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2014 03:49 PM (RJMhd)

84 Commenters have likewise been warmed about using overly graphic sexual language. I'll say!

Posted by: Hot in Cleveland at February 19, 2014 03:49 PM (FbMva)

85 At least we didn't have to hear about her butt plug collection.

Posted by: le f'd at February 19, 2014 03:49 PM (JdEZJ)

86 Stupid shit stupid people say- Semi-automatic weapons are not just about gun control, theyÂ’re about national security,Â” Jackson said. Â“You know these weapons can shoot down airplanes, they can blow up railroads . This is really a whole national security issue.Â”

Posted by: RWC at February 19, 2014 03:49 PM (xp1Q3)

87 It's a little group of faux TV friends. Pretend friends. ---- Like us, but with pants?

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at February 19, 2014 03:49 PM (NtDAC)

88 28 Who the hell names their vibrator? And what kind of person tells others what it's named? Has the entire planet gone insane? Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 19, 2014 07:39 PM (080XV) Paging PGiS

Posted by: Buzzion at February 19, 2014 03:49 PM (WnJlv)

89 Fast food chicken place in downtown DC has a sign up: "Sorry about the cockblock ." Clever, sure , but I would wince if I walked by with my daughter.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 19, 2014 03:49 PM (ZQ0fo)

@21 Ace, it's not vibrator talk per se that's the problem: It's Barbabra Walters talking about vibrators.

Now, if Kate Upton discussed the effect of vibrators in her, in detail, I don't think any male on earth would mind one bit.

----------------

If Kate Upton were to do so, her critics would claim that it means she's merely a brainless bimbo. Sadly, there's no one trying the same with Baba Wawa.

Posted by: junior at February 19, 2014 03:49 PM (UWFpX)

91 "Lives Touched"

I crossposted from the Obama Administration "Yes, We think Americans are Stupid Department" in Room 1984 of the West Wing.

These two threads should live together forever.

Posted by: dissent555 at February 19, 2014 03:49 PM (yR6A1)

92 Does this mean no more "I promise I won't do that thing in your mouth" comments? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Thunderb at February 19, 2014 03:49 PM (zOTsN)

93 So...how many square miles get blacked out when you fire that puppy up?

Asking for...someone else...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 19, 2014 07:46 PM (yh0zB)

Oh pish posh I am merely assisting others in reducing their carbon footprint and electrical bills.

It's noble, is what it is.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 19, 2014 03:50 PM (Gk3SS)

94 Except with the Horde but it's not like this is polite company.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 19, 2014 07:45 PM (Gk3SS)

I'm deeply offended that you would imply that we are not the most stalwart of individuals.

...

yeah...I couldn't type that with a straight face.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 19, 2014 03:50 PM (yh0zB)

95 28 Who the hell names their vibrator? And what kind of person tells others what it's named? Has the entire planet gone insane? Thats where Steely Dan got their name

Posted by: RustyG at February 19, 2014 03:50 PM (Nhua7)

96 But ... but... boorishness is (by definition) what those flyover people do !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 19, 2014 03:50 PM (SwHqo)

97 brbara is doing a reverse kardashian - instead of doing a sex tape to kickstart her career, she is going to make and leak one as a capstone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 03:50 PM (rDidD)

98 Barbara Walters heard somewhere at a cocktail party that there was this new thing in culture called a "selfie." but she missed out on what exactly the definition is. I edumacted my wife on the 'selfie' thing recently. It made her day. Shocked her at first when the pic popped up on her phone. Sent through a proxy and a pretty much anon web site. It was tasteful, but having some mad p-shop skilz which I took to the max, I must admit I'll never look that good, nor did I ever.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at February 19, 2014 03:50 PM (CnA98)

99 barbaras vibrator starts with a pull cord. BZZZZT! NO! It starts with the power takeoff from a very large John Deere tractor or not at all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at February 19, 2014 03:51 PM (0HooB)

100 85 At least we didn't have to hear about her butt plug collection. Posted by: le f'd at February 19, 2014 07:49 PM (JdEZJ) She calls them her 'tweets.' You should see ol' Babs twitter.

Posted by: RWC at February 19, 2014 03:51 PM (xp1Q3)

101 Also trying to figure out why Ace is watching "The View"?

Actually, it's none of my business.
Carry on, young feller.

Posted by: dissent555 at February 19, 2014 03:51 PM (yR6A1)

102 Click my name and get THE TRUTH!

Posted by: Qestionmann at February 19, 2014 03:51 PM (TS9aB)

103 I would've thought Baba's vibrator would be named Husqvarna and would have the necessary attachments to handle the edging and the string trimming.

Does it have the kung fu grip?

Posted by: pep at February 19, 2014 03:51 PM (6TB1Z)

104 so when one motorboats , faps, or show our breasts here, we are among friends right?

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2014 03:51 PM (nqBYe)

105 Ya, just checked with google, and there is video...
a lot of video...
yep, going to need a larger grant. .maybe millions.
wait, it's still loading...
ok, billions. Definitely need to write up a grant application.

Posted by: Federal Grant Writer at February 19, 2014 03:51 PM (XItyu)

106 I think Rosie O'Donnell named hers-- The Jackhammer. And it's made out of steel.

Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2014 03:51 PM (RJMhd)

107 How gross.

TMI is one label to be applied in these cases. Many friends also find my describing an especially empowering poop I had to be "TMI". It all depends.

Speaking of Depends, and as far as Baba and the cackling biddies on The View, they love sex talk because (1) sex sells to their lofo audience and (2) it makes them feel attractive and sexy when the truth is that there are very few men that could conjure a stubbie with them in mind--and especially if they were nekkid. ~yuck~

Posted by: eureka! at February 19, 2014 03:52 PM (xiXna)

108 Vibrators are outlawed in 9 of the states of the former Confederacy.

Don't they get around that by labeling vibrators as "back massagers"?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 19, 2014 03:52 PM (45N4D)

109 Yep, been shouting from the rooftops for a while now. Now that we've been trapped into arguing that consent is the bright line that keeps us from allowing pedophilia or bestiality, they're going to do anything and everything they can to attack the age of consent and the boundaries thereof. Posted by: bonhomme at February 19, 2014 07:45 PM (o4Xc4) A pre-teen girl who gets pregnant is assumed to be capable of making decisions over her "own body" and make reproductive choices without their parent(s) ever finding out, in many states. Which do you think would give way if the Left were to choose: Raising the age you can get an abortion without parental consent to the current age of consent for engaging in the sex to begin with, or visa versa?

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 19, 2014 03:52 PM (XvHmy)

110 >>>46 28 Who the hell names their vibrator? And what kind of person tells others what it's named? Has the entire planet gone insane? Posted by: Hobbitopoly >>>> You misunderstand. Barbara Walters heard somewhere at a cocktail party that there was this new thing in culture called a "selfie." but she missed out on what exactly the definition is. So she just guessed and assumed a "selfie" must be some kind of personal sex toy. So she said, "Yeah, my vibrator, that's one of those "selfie" things, as they're now called." What zombie said. I watched the clip which I denounce myself for. She sounds like a confused old lady liberal trying to sound hip.

Posted by: L, elle at February 19, 2014 03:52 PM (0xqKe)

111 Top Ten Rejected Names for Baba Wawa's Dildo 10 Ol' Spunky 9 Stiffie in a Spiffy 8 Chunnel Driller 7 My Old Reliable 6 Silicone Samuel El-Jackson 5 Boner McCoy 4 You Wish, Harry Reasoner 3 Sea Bee Yes Yes Yes! 2 Ten Most Interesting Inches 1 Bobby McGee

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 19, 2014 03:52 PM (HsTG8)

112 So Barbara Walters has a vibrator?

What's it run on? Wind?

Posted by: B at February 19, 2014 03:52 PM (6iEQd)

113 Barbara Walter's vibrators are manufactured by Maytag. She prefers the Typhoon Class model.

Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2014 03:52 PM (+cx5n)

114 I WON'T SUBMIT!!!11!!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 19, 2014 03:52 PM (oFCZn)

115 102 Click my name and get THE TRUTH! Posted by: Qestionmann at February 19, 2014 07:51 PM (TS9aB) you cwant hanwle the twuth

Posted by: babwa at February 19, 2014 03:53 PM (nqBYe)

116 Ace: "I also don't think people really want to hear about my poop, and, this post and its dark turn towards the fecal aside, I generally respect people's wishes about remaining ignorant about my netherous voidings."

Have you heard of this thing called Twitter? It's this new toy for the kids in which just the thing you're talking about and more are announced 24/7/365.

The Twitterverse and its associated media peers are the Tourette's Syndrome of modern technology. As a culture we're coarsening to the point where hearing about "crap" is commonplace... a virtual conversation piece in an interpersonally connected world.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 19, 2014 03:53 PM (eHIJJ)

117 Oh pish posh I am merely assisting others in reducing their carbon footprint and electrical bills.

It's noble, is what it is.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 19, 2014 07:50 PM (Gk3SS)

And this is why you would be...nobility...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 19, 2014 03:53 PM (yh0zB)

118 I saw netherous voidings open for Rush at the Spectrum in 1986. And yes, that sounds a lot like rectum.

Posted by: Mal Reynolds at February 19, 2014 03:53 PM (FpHdx)

119 >>>Ace, it's not vibrator talk per se that's the problem: It's Barbabra Walters talking about vibrators. <<

>>Now, if Kate Upton discussed the effect of vibrators in her, in detail, I don't think any male on earth would mind one bit<<<

Yeah, I'm with Ace.

Actually, it's probably even more annoying coming from a hot girl for me. It almost smacks of a desperate whine for attention.

Guess I'm just getting tired of all the bombardment of vulgarity. It's depressing. Kind of goes back to Ace's earlier post where the 12 year old feels the need to be a whore to get attention

Posted by: future President Joe Scarborough at February 19, 2014 03:53 PM (cGaCp)

120 It's a bit narcissistic to use Walter's offhand comment about her vibrator as a pretext to brag about your poop. Yeah, suuuuure, it was just a "for instance" -- but funny how out of all the possible examples your poop ended up being picked, isn't it?

Posted by: Badger at February 19, 2014 03:54 PM (4yFKY)

121 It's noble, is what it is. Love and despair, I haz it.

Posted by: toby928© always the last to know at February 19, 2014 03:54 PM (QupBk)

122 Ace:Commenters have likewise been warmed about using overly graphic sexual language. You get that people!? You've been WARMED!!!

Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2014 03:54 PM (RJMhd)

123 So anyway I start rubbing her back zzzzzzzzzzz and then Janet Reno walked over and zzzzzzzzzzz I uf,,, smelled her hair zzzzzzzzzzzzz and brushed it aside of her alabaster neck and zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at February 19, 2014 03:54 PM (/o+xv)

124

@61 I know a few small town southern gay people , male and female .
They are not officially out .
That's the way they ,,and we , are most comfortable . . Everyone knows , of course , but our way is so much more civilized than Folsom St .
Seems related to the topic , I guess .

-------------------

For what it's worth, Jodie Foster indicated that she pretty much agrees with that sentiment.

Posted by: junior at February 19, 2014 03:54 PM (UWFpX)

125 She should probably call it Droopy.

Posted by: le f'd at February 19, 2014 03:54 PM (JdEZJ)

126 81 It's supposed to make the viewer feel like she is part of the little social group I wouldn't belong to any club that holds dildo discussions. Posted by: pep at February 19, 2014 07:49 PM (6TB1Z) Well pep it's a shame to see you go but nice knowing ya.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 19, 2014 03:54 PM (NLcVN)

127 I thought I read an Internet story about barbara and a lobster having to call the paramedics.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 03:54 PM (rDidD)

128 The comment warmer must come with the platinum membership.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2014 03:55 PM (6bMeY)

129 Let us not forget that the muz would approve of lowering the age of consent to at least nine, or less!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 19, 2014 03:55 PM (o3MSL)

130 No no! Click my name to get the truth!

Posted by: Qestionman at February 19, 2014 03:55 PM (Aif/5)

131 I would have guessed she would go with a leaf blower .

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 03:55 PM (rDidD)

132 UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Posted by: toby928© always the last to know at February 19, 2014 03:55 PM (QupBk)

133 Oh pish posh I am merely assisting others in reducing their carbon footprint and electrical bills. As the Keeper of the Royal Extension Cord, I can attest to the veracity of Our Queen's statement. Oh, and BTW, Your Highness, the security forces at the power plant send their regards.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at February 19, 2014 03:55 PM (0HooB)

134 Click my name and get THE TRUTH!

Posted by: Qestionmann

I'm not gonna click a blind link on a Baba Wawa vibrator thread. I didn't just fall off the turnip truck, you know.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 19, 2014 03:56 PM (080XV)

135 If I ever have sex in a Wawa, it'll be behind the deli counter.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 19, 2014 03:56 PM (FpHdx)

136 Ah, they still exist in this dimension.

Posted by: toby928© always the last to know at February 19, 2014 03:56 PM (QupBk)

137 netherous voidings Strongly encouraged after a colonoscopy, BTW. So, for those of you who haven't "been there, done that", you have this to look forward to.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 19, 2014 03:56 PM (HsTG8)

138 And this is why you would be...nobility...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 19, 2014 07:53 PM (yh0zB)

*waves paw imperially*

Main naturellement!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 19, 2014 03:56 PM (Gk3SS)

139 interesting piece of information - when she uses her vibrator it sounds like my methlab shaking her head back and foorth.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 03:56 PM (rDidD)

140 Tell me more about your poop, ace!

Posted by: Chuck Berry at February 19, 2014 03:56 PM (ysCLj)

141
I want a Jenny McCarthy mouth vibrator with realistic vacuum action and warm wetness.

Posted by: Sphynx at February 19, 2014 03:56 PM (OZmbA)

142 Sort of apropos here. I just sent the following text to my wife. There is an Olympian, David Wise, skier. Won gold medal. Nbc does feature on his "alternate lifestyle" (their words) What's "alternate" you ask? Husband and father. We are gd doomed.

Posted by: traye at February 19, 2014 03:57 PM (lc11i)

143 Now, if Kate Upton discussed the effect of vibrators in her, in detail, I don't think any male on earth would mind one bit. --- In freefall?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 19, 2014 03:57 PM (FpHdx)

144 What's it run on? Wind?

Posted by: B

A team of mules.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 19, 2014 03:57 PM (080XV)

145 look i'm relieved she spoke of an inanimate object but didn't also mention Castro.

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2014 03:57 PM (nqBYe)

146 If you were a vibwatew, what kind of vibwatew would you be ?

Posted by: Babs at February 19, 2014 03:57 PM (Uo535)

147 And it's made out of steel.

Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2014 07:51 PM (RJMhd)

Which fire cannot melt. Essence of Rosie O Donuts, however, is a different story...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 19, 2014 03:57 PM (yh0zB)

148 Ace: "My objection here isn't about sexuality per se, or about naughtiness; it's more about social boorishness."

If I wasn't boorish, I'd have nuthin'.

Posted by: Sarah Silverman at February 19, 2014 03:57 PM (eHIJJ)

149 Maybe I'm too inhibited, ******** lmao

Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2014 03:57 PM (RJMhd)

150 kate upton can speak and use a vibrator simultaneously.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 03:57 PM (rDidD)

151

on the graphic language... can an exception be made for the frank & candid discussion of Michelle Obama's succulent, pimply purple cooter?

Posted by: SamInVA at February 19, 2014 03:58 PM (ONCPP)

152 Once more unto the breach!

Posted by: Baba Wawa's Dildo at February 19, 2014 03:58 PM (JdEZJ)

153 What's it run on? Wind? Posted by: B A team of mules. Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 19, 2014 07:57 PM (080XV) I dub thee "borax"

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 19, 2014 03:58 PM (XvHmy)

154 If I wasn't boorish, I'd have nuthin'. You'd still have furry caterpillars sleeping over your eyes.

Posted by: toby928© always the last to know at February 19, 2014 03:58 PM (QupBk)

155 IÂ’m glad I have never watched The View! Now I know why I never watch it, that & the fact that IÂ’m not home when itÂ’s on. I thought I heard Walters was going to retire. I know McAmnesty said he was going to retire but has probably changed his mind.

Posted by: Carol at February 19, 2014 03:58 PM (z4WKX)

156 SEPa, is that like holding the 4-inch perch right up to the camera so it looks like a walleye?

Y-5, you used "BrBara" and "leak one" in the same sentence, and for the life of me I think you meant to do do that.

Hey, we've been kicking this harridan around a lot lately; doesn't anyone remember how schoolgirlishly hot-to-twat she was with Kissinger? Power, the ultimate aphrodisiac, and all that? I thought she was finished IYGWIM right then.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 19, 2014 03:58 PM (xq1UY)

157 I can't tell you how glad i am to finally know that other people poop, i've always suspected, but was never really sure.

Posted by: booger at February 19, 2014 03:58 PM (xRDdL)

158 I prefer the drilldo in the 18 to 24 volt range

Posted by: Rosie o at February 19, 2014 03:58 PM (Uo535)

159 One time in journalism camp...

Posted by: Diverse American Pi at February 19, 2014 03:59 PM (FbMva)

160 Which do you think would give way if the Left were to choose: Raising the age you can get an abortion without parental consent to the current age of consent for engaging in the sex to begin with, or visa versa?

No question, age of consent.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 19, 2014 03:59 PM (45N4D)

161 147 And it's made out of steel. Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2014 07:51 PM (RJMhd) Which fire cannot melt. Essence of Rosie O Donuts, however, is a different story... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 19, 2014 07:57 PM (yh0zB) ********** Essence of-- oh gawd I just gagged. For realz.

Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2014 03:59 PM (RJMhd)

162 I prefer the drilldo in the 18 to 24 volt range Just what you see, buddy.

Posted by: toby928© always the last to know at February 19, 2014 03:59 PM (QupBk)

163 Fishkill New York gots its name because that's where Baba Wawa dumps her used seflies.

Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2014 03:59 PM (+cx5n)

164 Maybe I'm too inhibited, ******** lmao Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2014 07:57 PM (RJMhd) had to do an eyebrow check, myself

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2014 04:00 PM (nqBYe)

165 There's a vibrator museum in SF. The old ones were powered like an egg beater.

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 19, 2014 04:00 PM (6Nj7A)

166 So discussing anal leakage in public is frowned upon?

Posted by: Milk Toast at February 19, 2014 04:00 PM (WbOdn)

167 Baba Wawa has a great Ben Wa Ball collection. We used to play together back in the 1870's.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at February 19, 2014 04:00 PM (jucos)

168 you don't suppose that she calls it selfie because it's a cell phone on vibrate...taking pictures? that would be...unsettling

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 19, 2014 04:00 PM (FpHdx)

169 I found the Trojan vibrator commercials annoying. However, this new ad made me feel like I needed a shower. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZMe1LWhcLM

Posted by: Capp at February 19, 2014 04:01 PM (BghPp)

170 I prefer the drilldo

Coming soon to SyFy, "Drillnado".

Posted by: pep at February 19, 2014 04:01 PM (6TB1Z)

171 Honey badgers on now on PBS.

Posted by: f'd at February 19, 2014 04:01 PM (JdEZJ)

172 I prefer the drilldo in the 18 to 24 volt range

Posted by: Rosie o at February 19, 2014 07:58 PM (Uo535)

Hey, just what you see, pal!

Posted by: some old guy at February 19, 2014 04:01 PM (2DunM)

173 >>>So Barbara Walters has a vibrator?
What's it run on? Wind?<<<

I believe it's powered by Evinrude.

Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2014 04:01 PM (UzPAd)

174 I saw Anal Leakage open for Anthrax in San Leandro in '04

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at February 19, 2014 04:01 PM (jucos)

175 And it's made out of steel.

Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2014 07:51 PM (RJMhd)

That is how she was so sure that fire could not melt steel. Personal experience.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2014 04:01 PM (60Q+L)

176 I think this is just Ace telling the gals around here- to maintain an air of mystery about them.....

Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2014 04:02 PM (RJMhd)

177 Anyone seen Charlie Brown's Dildo? You never see him and Barbara Walters together. Coincidence?????? HmmÂ…Â….

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:02 PM (olDqf)

178 I saw Anal Leakage open Gak!

Posted by: toby928© always the last to know at February 19, 2014 04:02 PM (QupBk)

179 "You guys just totally ignored this when it was in the French open thread (fil ouvert) yesterday, but you're not getting away with it that easily. Deal with it." First and foremost, I did not Ignore it, I completely read it, understood it then ran and hit myself with a hammer on the head until I forgot it. I have already dealt with it, now I have to go get another hammer.

Posted by: Picric at February 19, 2014 04:02 PM (QnQ+g)

180 speaking of bombardment by vulgarity... Jenny McCarthy started the ball rolling on "self-love." This annoys me. I'm tired of cute chicks (or once cute chicks) playing the Sex Card. Let's ELEVATE, ladies. It's now 2014. Yes, we were sort of titillated by this when it started in, I don't know, 4000 BC, when any cute chick knew she could get even more attention by saying something a little naughty. But we've had so much of this, the well is DRY. I also object on Tiresome Cliche grounds.

Posted by: ace at February 19, 2014 04:02 PM (/FnUH)

181 Remember that thing on TV, the Fukuoku 2000?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:02 PM (olDqf)

182 I saw Anal Leakage open Gak! Posted by: toby928Â© always the last to know at February 19, 2014 08:02 PM (QupBk) Tour brought to you byÂ… Olestra.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 19, 2014 04:02 PM (XvHmy)

183 So Barbara Walters has a vibrator?

What's it run on? Wind?

I pictured where the wind would be coming from and *shudder*.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 19, 2014 04:02 PM (45N4D)

184 damn it all the comments--I'm laughing too hard to reponday.

Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2014 04:03 PM (RJMhd)

185 Sorry, I refuse to acknowledge that girls poop. Nope don't care what you say they just don't.

Posted by: Milk Toast at February 19, 2014 04:03 PM (WbOdn)

186 Present company excepted, of course. I am distinguishing between things said among friends and things said among strangers.

Posted by: ace at February 19, 2014 04:03 PM (/FnUH)

187 177 Anyone seen Charlie Brown's Dildo? You never see him and Barbara Walters together. Coincidence?????? ~~HmmÂ…Â….~~ I think not! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 08:02 PM (olDqf) FIFY

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 19, 2014 04:03 PM (HsTG8)

188 On St. Pat's day a long time ago, when I was 21, I drank a ridiculous amount of green beer. My poop was green for 3 days. Maybe 4. I thought you should know.

Posted by: Dave S. at February 19, 2014 04:03 PM (UvR6d)

189 But we've had so much of this, the well is DRY. ISWYDT

Posted by: KY at February 19, 2014 04:03 PM (QupBk)

190 There's a vibrator museum in SF. The old ones were powered like an egg beater. Posted by: Judge Pug at February 19, 2014 08:00 PM What do you mean the old ones? Sounds just like mine. But in truth I did have a friend hook it up to some bicycle pedals for me.

Posted by: Babwa WaWa at February 19, 2014 04:03 PM (/o+xv)

191 OK, scatologists of all stripes, I have to surrender our only operative laptop to B'Gal. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at February 19, 2014 04:03 PM (0HooB)

192 176 I think this is just Ace telling the gals around here- to maintain an air of mystery about them..... --- You mean he doesn't want to know if our cycles are all in sync?

Posted by: Y-not at February 19, 2014 04:04 PM (zDsvJ)

193 Thanks for the Honey Badger on PBS tip.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2014 04:04 PM (6bMeY)

194 >>169 I found the Trojan vibrator commercials annoying.
<<

True, but mostly puzzling. Women recommend masturbatory toys to other women?

I can't see a commercial with a guy yelling across the aisle on the plane to his buddy, "Hey, Bud! Have you ever tried SlickWillie jack-off juice? It's slick as hell and makes your hand feel just like Monica's mouth! Try it!"

Posted by: Sphynx at February 19, 2014 04:04 PM (OZmbA)

195 Jenny McCarthy believes that eradicating Polio, Whooping Cough and Mumps is the same as animal cruelty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:04 PM (olDqf)

196 hahahahahah, snort

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2014 04:04 PM (nqBYe)

197 The guy on TV just said honey badgers are "souped up weasels"

Posted by: f'd at February 19, 2014 04:04 PM (JdEZJ)

198 BaWa is a dirty old man in drag.

Posted by: Votermom at February 19, 2014 04:05 PM (GSIDW)

199 >>I am distinguishing between things said among friends and things said among strangers. There are no stranger friends than the morons!

Posted by: Y-not at February 19, 2014 04:05 PM (zDsvJ)

200 fyi, barbara has had a wrist strap installed on her vibrators, after losing the first ten.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 04:05 PM (rDidD)

201 But we've had so much of this, the well is DRY.

Not as long as you can't show goat on women orgies on prime time TV. Until then, the US is oppressive!

Posted by: Artists of the World[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 19, 2014 04:05 PM (44jNh)

202 Baba is a big Steely Dan fan. Like, HUGE.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:05 PM (olDqf)

203 Y-Not and if our placentas were intact?

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2014 04:05 PM (nqBYe)

204 Hey, Bud! Have you ever tried SlickWillie jack-off juice? I had those ads popping up every time I came to this site. Ad-Block took care of it.

Posted by: toby928© at February 19, 2014 04:05 PM (QupBk)

205 198 BaWa is a dirty old man in drag. Posted by: Votermom at February 19, 2014 08:05 PM (GSIDW) If Dame Edna was a womanÂ…

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:05 PM (olDqf)

206 I just remember going to an adult toy store with another girl, and after looking at some of the products, I said rather loudly "OH come ON, what orfice is THAT supposed to fit in?" She hustled me out of there quickly.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at February 19, 2014 04:05 PM (Opyrm)

207 Nature special about honey badgers is on PBS now

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2014 04:06 PM (DmNpO)

208 You mean he doesn't want to know if our cycles are all in sync?

Posted by: Y-not

I'm pretty sure you can synchronize over the 'nets.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 19, 2014 04:06 PM (080XV)

209 188 On St. Pat's day a long time ago, when I was 21, I drank a ridiculous amount of green beer. My poop was green for 3 days. Maybe 4. I thought you should know. Posted by: Dave S. at February 19, 2014 08:03 PM (UvR6d) Eat a bag of regular (black) licorice. Two days later: kelly green stools I shit you not!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 19, 2014 04:06 PM (HsTG8)

210 185 Sorry, I refuse to acknowledge that girls poop. Nope don't care what you say they just don't. --- True story. When I was in middle school one of my girlfriends told me quite earnestly that girls do not sweat. They glisten. We voted her Most Likely to Become a Senator's Wife.

Posted by: Y-not at February 19, 2014 04:06 PM (zDsvJ)

211 97 brbara is doing a reverse kardashian - instead of doing a sex tape to kickstart her career, she is going to make and leak one as a capstone. ---- The sex tape that started her career is actually a series of cave paintings. breathtaking...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 19, 2014 04:06 PM (FpHdx)

212 Ace,

A favor por favor...

If you're going to talk about Barbara Walters and vibrators or anything along those lines like say Andrea Mitchell getting fucked by Alan Greenspan...

Please don't do it so close to dinner time. I'm pretty sure I won't eat for the next 24-48 hours until that image has been thoroughly bleached from my memory.

Thanks a bunch.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 19, 2014 04:07 PM (0LHZx)

213 SEPa, is that like holding the 4-inch perch right up to the camera so it looks like a walleye? Hehehe. Not really, but the p-shop tool 'liquify' has some options which, unless used judiciously, could put zombie John Holmes to shame.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at February 19, 2014 04:07 PM (CnA98)

214 The sex tape that started her career is actually a series of cave paintings. breathtaking... Posted by: Buzzsaw90 heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 04:07 PM (rDidD)

215 You mean he doesn't want to know if our cycles are all in sync?

Posted by: Y-not at February 19, 2014 08:04 PM (zDsvJ)

_________________

Neat. You gals do a synchronized cycling thing? Where do you perform?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at February 19, 2014 04:07 PM (jucos)

216 When I was in middle school one of my girlfriends told me quite earnestly that girls do not sweat. They glisten. Mrs928 glows, like a stevedore.

Posted by: toby928© at February 19, 2014 04:07 PM (QupBk)

217 I still shocked that Ace hasn't posted the Zero-G Kate Upton pix: http://sploid.gizmodo.com/watch-kate-upton-posing-in-zero-gravity-in-a-bikini-bec-1525222750 http://tinyurl.com/nv4xdhk

Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2014 04:07 PM (+cx5n)

218 200 fyi, barbara has had a wrist strap installed on her vibrators, after losing the first ten.
***

I'm imaging the forces of Mordor attacking Gondor with Grond...

Posted by: B at February 19, 2014 04:07 PM (6iEQd)

219 True story. When I was in middle school one of my girlfriends told me quite earnestly that girls do not sweat. They glisten.

Wife's friend insists that girls don't fart, they fluff.

As in fluff up their clothing.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 19, 2014 04:07 PM (44jNh)

220 anyway i do agree an air of mystery is better than some realities.

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2014 04:08 PM (nqBYe)

221 OK, scatologists of all stripes, I have to surrender our only operative laptop to B'Gal. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 19, 2014 08:03 PM (0HooB) I have a theory about people with poop and pee fetishes, that it is actually biologically based. The disgusting smell comes from pnictogens (nitrogen based compounds). Pnictogens are unbearably gag-inducingÂ… when they are concentrated. In dilute amounts they have a present smell, and are found in chocolate and in many perfumes (indole being one such example). My theory is this: The the brains of the poop/pee fetishists they recognize the smell of the concentrated and intense stuff the same way a normal person would recognize the highly dilute stuff (as in perfumes and chocolate). Hmmm, perhaps I should put together a government proposal for fundingÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 19, 2014 04:08 PM (XvHmy)

222 I pooped earlier today. I would not mention this except that it falls into this category of "Not shameful, but also not really fodder for casual conservation." I'm not ashamed of my poop, and if pressed, sure, I could even be persuaded that my poop was Empowering or whatever. Ace Well, now it's time to rerun yesterday's culture thread. Sometimes I just shake my head and chuckle

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2014 04:08 PM (HVff2)

223 Damn Ace mentioned pooping and I didn't immediately come up with a Martin Bashir sock. I'm slipping badly.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 19, 2014 04:08 PM (oFCZn)

224 212 Thanks a bunch. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 19, 2014 08:07 PM (0LHZx) Androgynous Mitchell wears the strap-on in that family.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:08 PM (olDqf)

225 I should add that she never married a Senator. But she's something like a colonel in the air force.

Posted by: Y-not at February 19, 2014 04:08 PM (zDsvJ)

226 Speaking of anal leakage, has the preznit said anything today?

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 19, 2014 04:09 PM (wNF3N)

227 131 I would have guessed she would go with a leaf blower . --- how about an auger?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 19, 2014 04:09 PM (FpHdx)

228 216 When I was in middle school one of my girlfriends told me quite earnestly that girls do not sweat. They glisten. Mrs928 glows, like a stevedore. Posted by: toby928Â© at February 19, 2014 08:07 PM (QupBk) Dated an Aussie chick once. Quote: "I'm on the rag love, so tonight you'll have to rip me up the shitter." Romantic, that one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:10 PM (olDqf)

229 What's really freaky is that they are sold on Amazon and people actually review them there!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2014 04:10 PM (DmNpO)

230 In dilute amounts they have a present smell, and are found in chocolate and in many perfumes (indole being one such example).

My cat, like many cats, loves the fine perfume of my used gym clothing.

She'll stick her head right in the gym bag and won't stop sniffing until I shoo her away.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 19, 2014 04:10 PM (44jNh)

231 I think this will require full neuralizer, I may not remember my name, or other minor details,

Posted by: coriolianus snw at February 19, 2014 04:10 PM (Jsiw/)

232 Judging from the time spent in the bathroom and the amount of TP consummed girls poop at lot. Don't fool yourself.

Posted by: f'd at February 19, 2014 04:10 PM (JdEZJ)

233 I am offended by this.... but not because they said it... But because others then chose to repeat it in venues that I frequent. I never would have heard this crap otherwise, as I avoid where it was said... But in this case... its like the Ghey thing... I really don't care what they do behind closed doors... but I don't want it shoved in my face either.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 19, 2014 04:10 PM (84gbM)

234 Honey Badger opened the fridge.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2014 04:10 PM (6bMeY)

235 *puking*

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 19, 2014 04:11 PM (9eDbm)

236 so I can clarify, is it ok for me to be making dildo comments in a vibrator thread?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 04:11 PM (rDidD)

237 If you can't post without being a total loser. Don't post. This includes just vile references. We do the "pointy elbows" thing for a reason, it's because you can refer to bewbs and still retain a modicum of respect. There were comments in threads below that make me want to throat punch a bitch. Totally out of line. Ace won't say this outright, and I'm not a coblogger, but I will take your ass to the woodshed. Now, you're thinking "it's teh internets and who the fk is T9? I kan post whatever." Well, you will find out quickly exactly who.

Posted by: tangonine at February 19, 2014 04:11 PM (x3YFz)

238 Mr. Hat you are truly a wealth of information!

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2014 04:11 PM (nqBYe)

239 229 What's really freaky is that they are sold on Amazon and people actually review them there! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2014 08:10 PM (DmNpO) And most of them don't even use the low setting! :p

Posted by: Buzzion at February 19, 2014 04:11 PM (81bVM)

240 I'm rather astonished the old gristle grinder is even capable of getting her off.

Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2014 04:12 PM (UzPAd)

241 Judging from the time spent in the bathroom and the amount of TP consummed girls poop at lot. Don't fool yourself.

Nah, they're Origami practitioners. But they're perfectionists, so they flush away any imperfect results.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 19, 2014 04:12 PM (44jNh)

242 fgs sefton. blink

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2014 04:12 PM (nqBYe)

243 218 200 fyi, barbara has had a wrist strap installed on her vibrators, after losing the first ten. *** I'm imaging the forces of Mordor attacking Gondor with Grond... Posted by: B at February 19, 2014 08:07 PM (6iEQd) What was it that Gandalf said in Khazad-dÃ»m? "The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 19, 2014 04:12 PM (HsTG8)

244 Dated an Aussie chick once. Quote: "I'm on the rag love, so tonight you'll have to rip me up the shitter." Posted by: J.J. Sefton The Law of Opposite dictates that when someone (such as Ace) says "Let's not be gratuitously disgusting," it will immediately ignite a round of everyone being as disgusting as possible, in the guise of analyzing the topic.

Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2014 04:13 PM (+cx5n)

245 so you suppose she is able to use her vibrator without some kind of resprirator? she has to create an immense amount of dusst with that thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 04:13 PM (rDidD)

246
Dated an Aussie chick once. Quote:

"I'm on the rag love, so tonight you'll have to rip me up the shitter."

Romantic, that one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 08:10 PM (olDqf)

___________________

Damn JJ. I want to be your schvantz..... even if only for a little while.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at February 19, 2014 04:13 PM (jucos)

247 242 fgs sefton. blink Posted by: willow at February 19, 2014 08:12 PM (nqBYe) FGS. Is that like FDS?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:13 PM (olDqf)

248 I thought Babs called her vibrator 'Fidel.'

Posted by: --- at February 19, 2014 04:13 PM (MMC8r)

249 for goodness sake*

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2014 04:14 PM (nqBYe)

250 I apologize. Now I will go away. Until tomorrow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:14 PM (olDqf)

251 LA times editorial casts off the mask, drops their boxers, and goes full authoritarian all over the constitution: Â“Even if you accept the notion that the 2nd Amendment confers an individual right to bear arms Â— a proposition we wish the Supreme Court had rejected Â— states should be able to place reasonable restrictions on that right in the interests of public safety.Â” http://preview.tinyurl.com/lewga87 People wonder why we fear government regulation, registration, and confiscation. Just look at the fucking cheerleaders in the propaganda arm of the DNC in the press. YIKES!

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 19, 2014 04:14 PM (A1Dcl)

252 217 I still shocked that Ace hasn't posted the Zero-G Kate Upton pix: Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2014 08:07 PM (+cx5n) You weren't here last night, apparently.

Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2014 04:15 PM (sdi6R)

253 I thought Babs called her vibrator 'Fidel.'

She does. She was cleaning up the story for middle America.

Posted by: Retread at February 19, 2014 04:15 PM (cHwk5)

254 lol don't go, it did just cause me to blink hard.

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2014 04:15 PM (nqBYe)

255 so not really ripping her a new one,

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 04:15 PM (rDidD)

256 I'm not the least bit outraged by that segment on The View. Mainly because I never saw it. You couldn't pay me to watch that bunch of lefty hags. They can babble about old ladies with vibrators, ladyparts, and anything else they want. Hell, I don't care if they talk about Barb's decrepit, dried out, disease crusted vajayjay. I never understood why she is so popular, what with her peculiar speech probem. And Whoopi, with that grating voice? Jenny McCarthy blew what could have been a great career by having herself tastefully photographed sitting on a toilet. There isn't one person on that show worth watching.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2014 04:16 PM (mHWo2)

257 251 LA times editorial casts off the mask, drops their boxers, and goes full authoritarian all over the constitution: Â“Even if you accept the notion that the 2nd Amendment confers an individual right to bear arms Â— a proposition we wish the Supreme Court had rejected Â— states should be able to place reasonable restrictions on that right in the interests of public safety.Â” http://preview.tinyurl.com/lewga87 People wonder why we fear government regulation, registration, and confiscation. Just look at the fucking cheerleaders in the propaganda arm of the DNC in the press. YIKES! Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 19, 2014 08:14 PM (A1Dcl) My G-d. What part of "THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED" do they not understand, get, capisce, comprehend, vershtayst?????? It's just mindless automatons who will not stop. EVER.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:16 PM (olDqf)

258 My go to "weapon of mass destruction " http://tinyurl.com/qfgppbm

Posted by: Rosie o at February 19, 2014 04:16 PM (Uo535)

259 Present company excepted, of course. I am distinguishing between things said among friends and things said among strangers. Posted by: ace Alright, now I'm seriously confused. Does this mean we can ask you to show us your tits or not?

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 19, 2014 04:17 PM (S0eIZ)

260 shew., alright. goes out to wash dishes

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2014 04:17 PM (nqBYe)

261 Okay. Now I go.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:17 PM (olDqf)

262 Whoo, fresh thread. Is that Summer's Eve I smell? That's why.

Posted by: Buck Farack, Gentleman Adventurer at February 19, 2014 04:17 PM (Nk6GS)

263 Ace and the Netherous Voidings would be a good name for a rock band.. (Wonder if Dave Barry reads Ace? Or at least the comments?)

Posted by: Mindy at February 19, 2014 04:17 PM (mQwL2)

264 258 My go to "weapon of mass destruction " http://tinyurl.com/qfgppbm Posted by: Rosie o at February 19, 2014 08:16 PM (Uo535) ******** Hmmmm...do I do it?

Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2014 04:17 PM (RJMhd)

265 Good luck on hiding yourself from the evil leftist thugs, Ace. I myself got outed by one of Obama's thugs- he sent me several emails over the course of a month using different email addresses, I replied to one and he backtracked it to my ISP who he then successfully sued to release my personal information to him (which they did). Then, operating under his real name (he was a blogger funded by Organizing for America), he demanded that my employer fire me. My employer than made me shut down my blog and demanded that I stop selling my book. My book, by the way, is the Fable of Bearack Obama, and is available for sale on Amazon. They can shut down my blog and put pressure on my job, but they will never stop me from selling my book! So good luck. I suggest you use Tor or something similar for every email you ever post again for the rest of your life. You speak the truth, which makes you a dangerous man to the evil left.

Posted by: Joseph Teach at February 19, 2014 04:17 PM (idosS)

266 259 Alright, now I'm seriously confused. Does this mean we can ask you to show us your tits or not? Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 19, 2014 08:17 PM (S0eIZ) Wait. Ace really IS a dame?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:17 PM (olDqf)

267 An old woman's virtuous resolve weakens as the morning wears on.

Posted by: Chaperone at February 19, 2014 04:18 PM (FbMva)

268 228 "I'm on the rag love, so tonight you'll have to rip me up the shitter." Romantic, that one. --- and why is her name NOT Mrs. Sefton?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 19, 2014 04:18 PM (FpHdx)

269 Honey Badger opened the fridge. *** the guy said, you just let him do what he wants. You can't stop 'em.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2014 04:18 PM (DmNpO)

270 Those things really like honey. Do not get between the honey badger and the honey.

Posted by: f'd at February 19, 2014 04:18 PM (JdEZJ)

271 What's really freaky is that they are sold on Amazon and people actually review them there! I recently was looking at an item that a moron recommended. 1,320 reviews of a $9.50 item. We've become a country with entirely too much time on our hands.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at February 19, 2014 04:18 PM (CnA98)

272 262 Whoo, fresh thread. Is that Summer's Eve I smell? That's why. Posted by: Buck Farack, Gentleman Adventurer at February 19, 2014 08:17 PM (Nk6GS) Â…blowing with the jasmine in my mindÂ….

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:18 PM (olDqf)

273 Little known fact, Barb's first device was kite/lightning powered.

Posted by: Zombie Ben Franklin at February 19, 2014 04:18 PM (kHyGq)

274 Give that woman an aspirin!

Posted by: Foster Friess at February 19, 2014 04:18 PM (OXzvH)

275 264 258 My go to "weapon of mass destruction " http://tinyurl.com/qfgppbm Posted by: Rosie o at February 19, 2014 08:16 PM (Uo535) ********* Ha!!

Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2014 04:19 PM (RJMhd)

276 My little stud-muffin, that gorgeous stallion of monetary policy named Alan Greenspan loves vibrators too!!!

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at February 19, 2014 04:19 PM (UJ3GJ)

277 Jenny McCarthy blew what could have been a great career by having herself tastefully photographed sitting on a toilet. *** Is Candie's even around anymore?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2014 04:19 PM (DmNpO)

278 268 228 "I'm on the rag love, so tonight you'll have to rip me up the shitter." Romantic, that one. --- and why is her name NOT Mrs. Sefton? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 19, 2014 08:18 PM (FpHdx) What makes you think it isn't????? HA!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:19 PM (olDqf)

279 251 LA times editorial casts off the mask, drops their boxers, and goes full authoritarian all over the constitution:

Â“Even if you accept the notion that the 2nd Amendment confers an individual right to bear arms Â— a proposition we wish the Supreme Court had rejected Â— states should be able to place reasonable restrictions on that right in the interests of public safety.Â”
***

And when they finally lay everyone off at the LA Times and shutter the building, they'll still be standing there dumbfounded like turkeys in the rain.

Posted by: B at February 19, 2014 04:19 PM (6iEQd)

280 Wait. Ace really IS a dame?! I've saw the tank.

Posted by: toby928© at February 19, 2014 04:19 PM (QupBk)

281 Wait. Ace really IS a dame?! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February tits mits potato potahto

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 04:19 PM (rDidD)

282 The media/entertainment community is a total lunatic fringe. They have destroyed this country and culture.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 04:19 PM (Q8vlx)

283 Coincidentally, I understand that "tonight you'll have to rip me up the shitter" is Barney Fwank's preferred pick-up line.

Posted by: cool arrow at February 19, 2014 04:20 PM (Dqdyh)

284 Wait. Ace really IS a dame?! The bearded lady perhaps?

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 19, 2014 04:20 PM (S0eIZ)

285 282 The media/entertainment community is a total lunatic fringe. They have destroyed this country and culture. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 08:19 PM (Q8vlx) And it's our duty to undestroy it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:21 PM (olDqf)

286 169 I found the Trojan vibrator commercials annoying. However, this new ad made me feel like I needed a shower. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZMe1LWhcLM

Posted by: Capp at February 19, 2014 08:01 PM (BghPp)

___________

Why? It's kinda funny. Is it so crazy to think a woman who's husband is away uses a vibrator?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 19, 2014 04:21 PM (0LHZx)

287 And it's our duty to undestroy it. Can we undestroy it with fire?

Posted by: toby928© at February 19, 2014 04:21 PM (QupBk)

288 277 Jenny McCarthy blew what could have been a great career by having herself tastefully photographed sitting on a toilet. *** Is Candie's even around anymore? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2014 08:19 PM (DmNpO) Weren't they those hideous shoes with the amber lucite heels? Gevalt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:21 PM (olDqf)

289 In the first 285 comments here, I would think this got mentioned, but I don't mind hearing about SOME WOMEN'S vibrators.

Baba Wawa is not one of them.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 19, 2014 04:22 PM (BeSEI)

290 On the one hand, good for her. On the other hand, SHUT UP, Great-Grandma!!

Posted by: fluffy at February 19, 2014 04:22 PM (Ua6T/)

291 It's her Tin Lezzie.

Posted by: lauraw at February 19, 2014 04:22 PM (yGblt)

292 J.J. Open to ideas.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 04:22 PM (Q8vlx)

293 O/T I am watching "Topper" on TCM. Funny (not really) how drunk driving was accepted back during the FDR administration.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 19, 2014 04:23 PM (V70Uh)

294 I think mccarthy also had a show on mtv where her primary contribution was faart jokes and sounds.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 04:23 PM (rDidD)

295

@289 In the first 285 comments here, I would think this got mentioned, but I don't mind hearing about SOME WOMEN'S vibrators.

-----------------------

See Zombie's post at @21.

Posted by: junior at February 19, 2014 04:23 PM (UWFpX)

296 Yeah, I just don't want to know that kind of stuff about strangers. Especially not commie-loving hags.

Sort of along the same lines, I've noticed that the entertainment industry (tv, movies) have added this "realness" by now showing people taking a leak, defecating, throwing up on camera, when this used to be done of screen (and implied w/sound effects. I don't need to see legs and a close-up of the stream of urine to get that the character is peeing, thanks. TMI.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2014 04:23 PM (POpqt)

297 Remember the ad from the 70's for Pearl Drops Tooth Polish? Now that was porn. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dZW3wSB5Xk

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:23 PM (olDqf)

298 Holy crap, I thought the comment of the Russian coach asking to be eaten alive was just the morons having fun... How the hell does the Onion even manage to publish any articles? Do you think they ever have to toss any before publishing due to the real world being even stupider that what they can produce?

Posted by: nnptcgrad at February 19, 2014 04:23 PM (Opyrm)

299 Weren't they those hideous shoes with the amber lucite heels? Gevalt. *** they might have made some of those in the end, but in the 80s they were a big deal. They mostly sold backless heels.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2014 04:23 PM (DmNpO)

300 I think that what is going on here is the destruction of reticence, the deliberate breakdown of lines between the private and the public. This is why the left likes public discussion and display of all kinds. Tell the world your f-e-e-l-i-n-gs. Discuss your sex life with your co-workers. Announce your sexual preferences. Show everyone your vibrator! Privacy is for individuals. Single rooms. Single stalls. Single-family homes. Private cars.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 19, 2014 04:24 PM (dfYL9)

301 Pearl Drops yes it was porn. Yes it was.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 04:24 PM (Q8vlx)

302 A palate cleanser, this is the other leader of the resistance, challenging Chavez in the Assembly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrBeRQYyFvU

Posted by: coriolianus snw at February 19, 2014 04:25 PM (Jsiw/)

303 293 O/T I am watching "Topper" on TCM. Funny (not really) how drunk driving was accepted back during the FDR administration. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 19, 2014 08:23 PM (V70Uh) This still is the FDR administration. Lots of commies in high places and the world, and our economy, in flames.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:25 PM (olDqf)

304 301 Pearl Drops yes it was porn. Yes it was. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 08:24 PM (Q8vlx) And I had a thing for that chick. Yes, a "thing."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:25 PM (olDqf)

305 so zombie AND ace are girls ? really ?

Posted by: grease monkey at February 19, 2014 04:25 PM (qQk+U)

306 Remember the ad from the 70's for Pearl Drops Tooth Polish? Now that was porn. Farrah Fawcett: Great Balls of Comfort http://youtu.be/NVHw4UFhIv0

Posted by: toby928© at February 19, 2014 04:25 PM (QupBk)

307 I guess what offends me is when someone else feels I need to be thinking about their sex life. Why is it any of my business? Kinda like being flashed. I'm being used for someone else's sexual gratification without my consent.

Posted by: Mindy at February 19, 2014 04:25 PM (mQwL2)

308 J.J. I too had a thing for her.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 04:26 PM (Q8vlx)

309 I call it "Fidel's special cigar". Really gets the old cooter lathered up.

Posted by: Babs at February 19, 2014 04:27 PM (Uo535)

310 #257 The way in which the LAT editor sneeringly describes a civil right explicitly protected from legislative trespass as a "notion" and then immediately declares that they wished the Supreme Court had nullified that right is very disturbing. The bastards really think that they in the media will be part of some sort of privileged caste ruling over the masses. That should be incredibly disturbing to anyone with at least half a brain.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 19, 2014 04:27 PM (A1Dcl)

311 Remember when women had the decency to refer to their vaginal stimulators as massagers? They're all great-great grandmothers now.

Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2014 04:27 PM (UzPAd)

312 Bawbwa Wawa, someone Charlie Sheen would tax his one remaining brain cell debating whether to shag or not, before shagging her.

Posted by: Iblis at February 19, 2014 04:27 PM (9221z)

313 Man , ace and commenters are awesome . It's like WF buckley walks into a sailors bar ,,, in Subic Bay .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 19, 2014 04:27 PM (whqez)

314 305 so zombie AND ace are girls ? really ? Posted by: grease monkey at February 19, 2014 08:25 PM (qQk+U) Zombie, maybe. But they're very guarded about it. Strikes me as feminine, but YMMV. Ace? No. Met him and his epic beard 2 years ago at CPAC.

Posted by: Buck Farack, Gentleman Adventurer at February 19, 2014 04:27 PM (Nk6GS)

315 Ok thought experiment Babs or Joan Rivers...GO!

Posted by: Iblis at February 19, 2014 04:28 PM (9221z)

316 312 Man , ace and commenters are awesome . It's like WF buckley walks into a sailors bar ,,, in Subic Bay . Posted by: awkward davies at February 19, 2014 08:27 PM (whqez) "Â…and Buckley says, 'Reverend JACK-snnnnnn. Perchance is that you, or am I just drunk?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:29 PM (olDqf)

317 honey badgers will attack lions by biting their junk

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2014 04:29 PM (DmNpO)

318 Iblis phylis diller?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 04:29 PM (Q8vlx)

319 314 Ok thought experiment Babs or Joan Rivers...GO! Posted by: Iblis at February 19, 2014 08:28 PM (9221z) As a wheel chock for a 747? Either.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:29 PM (olDqf)

320 312 Man , ace and commenters are awesome . It's like WF buckley walks into a sailors bar ,,, in Subic Bay . Posted by: awkward davies at February 19, 2014 08:27 PM (whqez) Now that would be something, and I'd buy the man a pitcher of Mojo. Or Bullfrog if he preferred. But first, I would take him out of Olongapo and sit him down at the Devil's Den in the Barrio.

Posted by: Buck Farack, Gentleman Adventurer at February 19, 2014 04:29 PM (Nk6GS)

321 Where is polynikes when we need a WFB walks into a bar joke?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 19, 2014 04:29 PM (V70Uh)

322 73 I should tell you all about the night Me, Barbara and Janet Reno were all a little tipsy on our 4th tom collins...Well I shouldn't but So Babs said her back hurt...so I....... Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at February 19, 2014 07:47 PM (/o+xv) You do realize most of us are heavily armed, right?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 19, 2014 04:29 PM (oFCZn)

323 Totally O/T Ukrainians take at garrison and get only 261 pistols? WTF This is why we have and will keep our guns. Without them we are using baseball bats? Ammo and guns! http://tinyurl.com/ka8l5tf

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2014 04:30 PM (0FSuD)

324 There is such a thing as ... TOO MUCH INFORMATION !

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 19, 2014 04:30 PM (e8kgV)

325 joan any da all day. she knows she is aesthetically challenged and is funny as hell, she would work like a horse and make you laugh at the same time. great sex and a comedy routine. it is almost like being here, but not as dirty.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 04:30 PM (rDidD)

326 Babs or Joan Rivers...GO!
Posted by: Iblis at February 19, 2014 08:28 PM (9221z)

_______-

Would you rather die of lung cancer or brain cancer?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 19, 2014 04:31 PM (0LHZx)

327 322 Totally O/T Ukrainians take at garrison and get only 261 pistols? WTF This is why we have and will keep our guns. Without them we are using baseball bats? Ammo and guns! http://tinyurl.com/ka8l5tf Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2014 08:30 PM (0FSuD) A few dozen half-starved Jewish kids held off the Waffen SS for several weeks back in April 1943 with no more than a few pistols and molotov cocktails. It's called "nothing to lose."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:31 PM (olDqf)

328 There is such a thing as ... TOO MUCH INFORMATION ! Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February you mean like whaat the clitoris is for and why it should not be removed?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 04:32 PM (rDidD)

329 Babs still has jungle fever, that why her friend is named the Zombie Ed Brooke's Black Avenger. http://tinyurl.com/mtpj4c9 Are all old Jewish women this horny?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2014 04:32 PM (0FSuD)

330 Babs or Joan Rivers...GO! Meat grinder or wood chipper?

Posted by: --- at February 19, 2014 04:32 PM (MMC8r)

331 Absolutely disgusting.

Posted by: Daily Reminder Guy at February 19, 2014 04:33 PM (6j8ke)

332 328 Are all old Jewish women this horny? Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2014 08:32 PM (0FSuD) Depends.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:33 PM (olDqf)

333 Can we haz public stockz and shaming?

Posted by: lolSocon [/i] [/b] at February 19, 2014 04:33 PM (5ikDv)

334 OK, The Kerby's weren't drunk. 40 years of misunderstanding washed away.

But he was still speeding.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 19, 2014 04:33 PM (V70Uh)

335

If you were a twee, what kind would you be?

A hardwood, I'm hoping!

Posted by: Baba WaWa's Wa Wa at February 19, 2014 04:33 PM (k4hO9)

336 Are all old Jewish women this horny?
Dr Ruth told me to get more realistic expectations.

Posted by: fluffy at February 19, 2014 04:34 PM (Ua6T/)

337 Babs' vibrator: BIG JIM SLADE!

Posted by: And the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln! at February 19, 2014 04:34 PM (MMC8r)

338 A bit late to the party so I'm sure somebody has already made reference to Obama's "selfie".

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 19, 2014 04:34 PM (4Chvm)

339 Dear Lord, can we have a new thread or the ONT???? I need to wash in a tub of molten selenium. Yes, I'm aware that I instigated a bit. But Babs, Joan and Helen Thomas is just "FEH!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:34 PM (olDqf)

340 Can we haz public stockz and shaming? Posted by: lolSocon why would we need any I thought this was the Australia of the Internets?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 04:34 PM (rDidD)

341 Ace? No. Met him and his epic beard 2 years ago at CPAC. Posted by: Buck Farack, Gentleman Adventurer at February 19, 2014 08:27 PM (Nk6GS) Ahh, you fell for it, Ace was pulling a Joyce Hyser in Just One of the Guys on ya.

Posted by: Iblis at February 19, 2014 04:35 PM (9221z)

342 A few dozen half-starved Jewish kids held off the Waffen SS for several weeks back in April 1943 with no more than a few pistols and molotov cocktails. It's called "nothing to lose." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 08:31 PM (olDqf) And bravely they were killed because? More fire power. GUNS! Buy em and ammo.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2014 04:35 PM (0FSuD)

343 335 Are all old Jewish women this horny? Dr Ruth told me to get more realistic expectations. Posted by: fluffy at February 19, 2014 08:34 PM (Ua6T/) I dated Dr. Ruth. Well, I had to. Otherwise I'd get an F in Human Sexuality 1.3.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:36 PM (olDqf)

344 317 Iblis phylis diller? Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 08:29 PM (Q8vlx) She still alive?

Posted by: Iblis at February 19, 2014 04:36 PM (9221z)

345 Also, I, for one, do not want to talk about anyone's vibrator, thank you very much.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 19, 2014 04:36 PM (4Chvm)

346 I pooped earlier today. I would not mention this except that it falls into this category of "Not shameful, but also not really fodder for casual conservation."

So at least we know ace isn't Lena Dunham.

Posted by: HR at February 19, 2014 04:36 PM (hO8IJ)

347 What do you get when you cross Viagra with Rogaine? Hair like Don King!
Try the veal. I'm here all week folks. Be sure to tip your bartenders and waitresses and don't forget the Ewoks!

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at February 19, 2014 04:36 PM (vVSOO)

348 Iblis phylis diller? Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 08:29 PM (Q8vlx) She still alive? Posted by: Iblis at February so, what difference does it make?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 04:37 PM (rDidD)

349 316 honey badgers will attack lions by biting their junkPosted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2014 08:29 PM (DmNpO)
That comment works for both the PBS show and the View.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 19, 2014 04:37 PM (kVfSG)

350 346 What do you get when you cross Viagra with Rogaine? Hair like Don King! Try the veal. I'm here all week folks. Be sure to tip your bartenders and waitresses and don't forget the Ewoks! Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at February 19, 2014 08:36 PM (vVSOO) Old Yids wash Viagra down with prune juice so they can't tell if they're coming or going! BANG-ZOOM!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:37 PM (olDqf)

351 Back in my day we didn't have those fancy toys. We made do with what we could. I left many a slug trail on brass door knobs. But we didn't complain.

Posted by: Babs at February 19, 2014 04:38 PM (Uo535)

352 347 Iblis phylis diller? Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 08:29 PM (Q8vlx) She still alive? Posted by: Iblis at February so, what difference does it make? Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 08:37 PM (rDidD) True

Posted by: Iblis at February 19, 2014 04:38 PM (9221z)

353 Iblis: Ibelieve she is gone

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 04:38 PM (Q8vlx)

354 Phyllis Diller and Hillary? It's called "The Aristocrats!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:38 PM (olDqf)

355 I say "20%" arbitrarily -- you cannot literally live by the rule that no one can ever be offended by what you say, because there's always someone willing to be offended by anything. So "20%" is my way of saying a "significant minority."

As opposed to, what? An insignificant minority??

I find this racist humor offensive.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at February 19, 2014 04:39 PM (Ed+yP)

356 237 If you can't post without being a total loser. Don't post. This includes just vile references. We do the "pointy elbows" thing for a reason, it's because you can refer to bewbs and still retain a modicum of respect. There were comments in threads below that make me want to throat punch a bitch. Totally out of line. Ace won't say this outright, and I'm not a coblogger, but I will take your ass to the woodshed. Now, you're thinking "it's teh internets and who the fk is T9? I kan post whatever." Well, you will find out quickly exactly who. Posted by: tangonine at February 19, 2014 08:11 PM (x3YFz) Wow. Really? Veiled threats simply because someone might snark back at you because you're whining about a word you think is too graphic to use in a comment.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 19, 2014 04:39 PM (w30/Z)

357 You know the fact that Babs needs self stimulation might be proof that men think with organs above the waist too. Yeahh who are we fooling!

Posted by: Iblis at February 19, 2014 04:39 PM (9221z)

358 Now that you all know my awful awful secret, please - just kill me. Kill me dead. Kill me now. I can't live like this.

Posted by: Barbara Wah-Wah's Vibrator at February 19, 2014 04:39 PM (Ojgjr)

359 You must understand my need for a vibrator. Once you've had Fidel, no ordinary man will suffice.

Posted by: Barbara Walters at February 19, 2014 04:39 PM (V70Uh)

360 326 322 Totally O/T Ukrainians take at garrison and get only 261 pistols? WTF

This is why we have and will keep our guns. Without them we are using baseball bats?

Ammo and guns!

http://tinyurl.com/ka8l5tf
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2014 08:30 PM (0FSuD)

A few dozen half-starved Jewish kids held off the Waffen SS for several weeks back in April 1943 with no more than a few pistols and molotov cocktails.

It's called "nothing to lose."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 08:31 PM (olDqf)

---------------------------------------------------

Nothing to lose, indeed.

Bad boys, bad boys

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you

Posted by: NCwoof at February 19, 2014 04:39 PM (aUQgu)

361 I always thought Bea Arthur was way hot .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 19, 2014 04:39 PM (whqez)

362 Are all old Jewish women this horny? HowARD...bring me my selfie!

Posted by: Mrs. Wolowitz at February 19, 2014 04:39 PM (S0eIZ)

363 Say goodnight, dick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 04:39 PM (olDqf)

364 What does Barbara's Vibrator sound like going in and out?

"Wah-Wah-Wah-Wah"

Posted by: Strife at February 19, 2014 04:40 PM (Ojgjr)

365 360 I always thought Bea Arthur was way hot . Posted by: awkward davies at February 19, 2014 08:39 PM (whqez) And a Marine.

Posted by: Iblis at February 19, 2014 04:40 PM (9221z)

366 "You will not discuss anything in public, with strangers, if 20% of the population is uncomfortable with it." Obama is a SCOAMT... Wait, 52% of the population voted for him, the majority of which would likely still be offended by this comment. I denounce myself. Actually, no. I rescind my denouncement of myself in favor of free speech. Not that I want to hear about Bab's vibrator, mind you. I don't. Given a choice, though, I'd rather hear about Bab's vibrator than put limits on free speech. That said, there used to be an unwritten rule in society about having class. Talking about vibrators on daytime TV used to be considered way over the "classy" line (saving mom's from answering their 4 year old's question, "Mommy, what's a vibrator?" and numerous other unnecessary hassles). Calling the president a stuttering cluster**k of a miserable traitor, however, (so long as the edit is intact) appears to have been an acceptable criticism of most presidents, going by the past 20 years or so of history (I think impeachment qualifies as legitimately being a traitor, W stuttered, though not as much as The Won, and worse was said about W 24/7 on every channel, etc.).

Posted by: Damiano at February 19, 2014 04:41 PM (j0wOO)

367 362 Say goodnight, dick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2014 08:39 PM (olDqf)

======================

Night

Posted by: NCwoof at February 19, 2014 04:41 PM (aUQgu)

368 Are all old Jewish women this horny? --- Yes, but only before the wedding

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 19, 2014 04:42 PM (FpHdx)

369 Bea Arthur got a general discharge from the Army for contracting an Venereal Disease.

Posted by: Barbara Walters at February 19, 2014 04:42 PM (V70Uh)

370 Alright, so does someone want to clue me in on what we are and aren't allowed to talk about? Cause apparently some people are easily offended. And angry.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 19, 2014 04:42 PM (GEICT)

371 Sock off

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 19, 2014 04:42 PM (V70Uh)

372 That's repulsive.

Posted by: Henry Waxman's nose hair at February 19, 2014 04:43 PM (dvRYt)

373 Marines , I thought .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 19, 2014 04:43 PM (whqez)

374 369 Alright, so does someone want to clue me in on what we are and aren't allowed to talk about? Cause apparently some people are easily offended. And angry. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 19, 2014 08:42 PM (GEICT) Lawsuits no go Everything else meh. But you can't be a prude. That'll get you banned. I know from experience.

Posted by: Iblis at February 19, 2014 04:44 PM (9221z)

375 Sometimes I just refer to it as the "dicktator"

Posted by: Babs at February 19, 2014 04:44 PM (Uo535)

376 You know the fact that Babs needs self stimulation might be proof that men think with organs above the waist too. --- Then there was that time at communist re-education camp when I asked Helen Keller to read my lips...good times

Posted by: baba wawa at February 19, 2014 04:44 PM (FpHdx)

377 Why is the Obama Administration Putting Government Monitors in Newsrooms? My tinfoil hats are all getting crumpled, lately. http://tinyurl.com/myz78qq In fact, the FCC is now expanding the bounds of regulatory powers to include newspapers, which it has absolutely no authority over, in its new government monitoring program. The FCC has apparently already selected eight categories of Â“critical informationÂ” Â“that it believes local newscasters should cover.Â” ThatÂ’s right, the Obama Administration has developed a formula of what it believes the free press should cover, and it is going to send government monitors into newsrooms across America to stand over the shoulders of the press as they make editorial decisions. There's no such thing as a conspiracy theory, anymore.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 19, 2014 04:44 PM (IXrOn)

378 Sock off Posted by: Grampa Jimbo keeeep your clothes on, even we have some standards.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2014 04:44 PM (rDidD)

379 Everything else meh. But you can't be a prude. That'll get you banned. I know from experience. Posted by: Iblis at February 19, 2014 08:44 PM (9221z) What about tits? Can I say tits? Cause I'm a fan of tits.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 19, 2014 04:45 PM (GEICT)

380 "I dunno, though. I kind of want to throw a yellow flag on this particular play by Tastemaking Society Types." To be called thusly: (push hands away, palms up) "OVERSHARING;" (hands over ears) "ROUGHING THE LISTENER;" "AUTOMATIC TURNOVER OF TOPIC."

Posted by: Sister Sestina at February 19, 2014 04:45 PM (Em6d4)

381 One trait of modern society (and one I could do without -among others) is that it is supposed to show how hip and "in touch" you are with yourself (no pun intended) to not keep any secrets about the most intimate details of your life. Ugggh! I really don't want to know about anyone's vibrator or how much they masturbate or how much sex they are having unless I am having a relationship with them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2014 04:45 PM (XyM/Y)

382 You couldn't make me fuck Babs. Not even with Ellen Degeneres' dick. Not even with MY dick.

I say that Vibrator should receive the Congressional Medal of Honor.

Posted by: Rachel Madcow at February 19, 2014 04:45 PM (Ojgjr)

383 BC not me. I have not been offended at all. I may need a new keyboard though. I can't read about BaBa WaWa without thinking of Leslie Neilson and the chainsaw powered special order dildo/vibrator.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 04:45 PM (Q8vlx)

384 Dicktator! Ha!

Posted by: f'd at February 19, 2014 04:46 PM (JdEZJ)

385 She was a Marine. Holy Cow.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 19, 2014 04:47 PM (V70Uh)

386 ThatÂ’s right, the Obama Administration has developed a formula of what it believes the free press should cover, and it is going to send government monitors into newsrooms across America to stand over the shoulders of the press as they make editorial decisions. There's no such thing as a conspiracy theory, anymore. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 19, 2014 08:44 PM (IXrOn) so why did we think we were better than many countries through the ages? oh yeah we believed in the constitutional protections and the bill of rights. we were so naive. at least i was.

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2014 04:47 PM (nqBYe)

387 382 BC not me. I have not been offended at all. I may need a new keyboard though. I can't read about BaBa WaWa without thinking of Leslie Neilson and the chainsaw powered special order dildo/vibrator. Or Val Kilmer and the Top Secret Anal Intruder.

Posted by: Iblis at February 19, 2014 04:47 PM (9221z)

388 What about tits? Can I say tits? Cause I'm a fan of tits. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 19, 2014 08:45 PM (GEICT)

*le bump de fiste*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 19, 2014 04:48 PM (Gk3SS)

389 BC you can say tits. I think someone doesn't like the F bomb thrown about. O fuck it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2014 04:48 PM (HVff2)

390 382 BC not me. I have not been offended at all. I may need a new keyboard though. I can't read about BaBa WaWa without thinking of Leslie Neilson and the chainsaw powered special order dildo/vibrator. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 08:45 PM (Q8vlx) A chainsaw poweredÂ…Â…..? Well, up until right now, I was blissfully unaware that even the thought of such a thing existed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 19, 2014 04:48 PM (GEICT)

391 What's this puritan shit?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 19, 2014 04:48 PM (oFCZn)

392 Iblis forgot about that.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 04:48 PM (Q8vlx)

393 That old twat's giving us a bad image.

Posted by: CEO of Steak-umm at February 19, 2014 04:49 PM (Ojgjr)

394 388 BC you can say tits. I think someone doesn't like the F bomb thrown about. O fuck it Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2014 08:48 PM (HVff2) What the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with fucking saying fuck?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 19, 2014 04:49 PM (GEICT)

395 BC remember the Police squad movie with O.J.?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 04:49 PM (Q8vlx)

396 I thought they were all named BOB. Battery Operated Buddy

Posted by: Not Miss Manners at February 19, 2014 04:49 PM (Pa9vP)

397 The ad for this is a little sexed up.

http://tinyurl.com/n4c4gmr

and in the suggested links

http://tinyurl.com/n68u54w

The Shockwave Power Screeder. A must have blogging tool.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at February 19, 2014 04:50 PM (DL2i+)

398 >>>What about tits? Can I say tits? Cause I'm a fan of tits. That's weird. I'm a fan of tits too! We should start some sort of club or something.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 19, 2014 04:50 PM (eQJwb)

399 You can say titties. And beer. Over and over. It never gets old.

Posted by: f'd at February 19, 2014 04:50 PM (JdEZJ)

400 A chainsaw poweredÂ…Â…..?

Well, up until right now, I was blissfully unaware that even the thought of such a thing existed. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 19, 2014 08:48 PM (GEICT)

You haven't heard of the reciprocating saw attachment?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 19, 2014 04:50 PM (Gk3SS)

401 What about tits?

http://is.gd/eulk86

Posted by: HR at February 19, 2014 04:50 PM (hO8IJ)

402 Fuckity fuck fuckers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2014 04:51 PM (HVff2)

403 IÂ’m glad I left after I posted that I never watched the View. I have read some of the comments & am glad I didnÂ’t read all of them.

Posted by: Carol at February 19, 2014 04:51 PM (z4WKX)

404 *le bump de fiste* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 19, 2014 08:48 PM (Gk3SS) Isn't that an act in Tijuana?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 19, 2014 04:51 PM (GEICT)

405 BC you can say tits. I think someone doesn't like the F bomb thrown about. O fuck it *peers out* *sees shadow* *six more weeks of anal*

Posted by: Titty Fucker at February 19, 2014 04:51 PM (S0eIZ)

406 391 Iblis forgot about that. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 08:48 PM (Q8vlx) It was JUST THE ONE TIME. And Ace forgave me. And got all teary... Then it got awkward.

Posted by: Iblis at February 19, 2014 04:51 PM (9221z)

407 I blame doctor drew and Adam corrolla.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 19, 2014 04:51 PM (SUpiQ)

408 I really have no comment on this topic as I can openly say I don't think I've ever seen one except in pictures.....However I do know 2 people ( one is my sister) who have both have their parents find their vibrators after they spent the night. I guess old people flip the mattress after spending a night on a flat bed.

Posted by: Molly k. at February 19, 2014 04:51 PM (f8cHe)

409 tits and fuck are OK. just don't say c-nt. Ace doesn't like that.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 19, 2014 04:51 PM (V70Uh)

410 OK JJ, I accept the challenge! How do know when a Jewish American Princess has an orgasm? She drops her nail file!
Great Googlie Mooglie!

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at February 19, 2014 04:52 PM (vVSOO)

411 Alright, so does someone want to clue me in on what we are and aren't allowed to talk about? *** Honey badgers. You can talk about honey badgers

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2014 04:52 PM (DmNpO)

412 BC How is grandad by the way. I hope doing better.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 04:52 PM (Q8vlx)

413 408 tits and fuck are OK. just don't say c-nt. Ace doesn't like that. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 19, 2014 08:51 PM (V70Uh) can't? Damn Ace and his war on contractions!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 19, 2014 04:52 PM (oFCZn)

414 393 What the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with fucking saying fuck?[i/]

Fuck if I know.....

Posted by: Scrooge McFuck at February 19, 2014 04:52 PM (Ojgjr)

415 arsinette although i do find that hysterical considering what we are exposeed to all day long on t.v. yet right leaning news/political speech is the designated so bad for you so must be monitored .. heavily

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2014 04:53 PM (nqBYe)

416 28 Who the hell names their vibrator? And what kind of person tells others what it's named? Has the entire planet gone insane? Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 19, 2014 07:39 PM (080XV) Yes.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 19, 2014 04:53 PM (/JxSd)

417 394 BC remember the Police squad movie with O.J.? Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 08:49 PM (Q8vlx) Absolutely. I don't remember that part. I do remember a stuffed beaver though. That's weird. I'm a fan of tits too! We should start some sort of club or something. Posted by: DC in Towson at February 19, 2014 08:50 PM (eQJwb) *high five* http://is.gd/eulk86 Posted by: HR at February 19, 2014 08:50 PM (hO8IJ) I knew. I KNEW. And I still clicked.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 19, 2014 04:53 PM (GEICT)

418 Who knew Babwa was HER OWN Most Interesting Person? Â…Â….my interest in her habits makes current savings account interest look like Freakin' Niagra Falls

Posted by: ontherocks at February 19, 2014 04:54 PM (V/qfE)

419 You haven't heard of the reciprocating saw attachment? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 19, 2014 08:50 PM (Gk3SS) sptter.. wasn't that at a sex ed class in a college?

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2014 04:55 PM (nqBYe)

420 I knew. I KNEW. And I still clicked. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 19, 2014 08:53 PM (GEICT) I clicked here and again on Twitter!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 19, 2014 04:55 PM (oFCZn)

421 Just a reminder, Kids:

Even Va-jay-jays have an expiration date. So get em while they're fresh and young!

Posted by: Harry Palmer at February 19, 2014 04:55 PM (Ojgjr)

422 Willow Northwestern I think.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 04:56 PM (Q8vlx)

423 Yep, big fan of boobehs. Big boobehs, little boobehs, even that chick in Total Recall with three (count them) three boobehs!

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at February 19, 2014 04:56 PM (vVSOO)

424 ONT is going to seem pretty Victorian tonight. and yes, that is a challenge

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 19, 2014 04:56 PM (FpHdx)

425 411 BC How is grandad by the way. I hope doing better. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 08:52 PM (Q8vlx) Doing better, thanks for asking. They've actually backed off the diagnosis of septicemia. All his cultures are coming back negative. So we're looking at a really nasty case of cellulitis on his lower legs. They had swollen up huge from fluid retention. Like, he normally wears a size 9 1/2 shoe, we had to get him size 15 bedroom slippers. That fluid retention led to infection. I was by the hospital today to see him. The swelling is waaaaay down, but his lower legs look like someone took a baseball bat to them. Crimson red from ankle to knee. Docs say that'll turn black and blue over the next few days and then eventually fade. So, better, but no fully there yet. Thank you again for asking.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 19, 2014 04:57 PM (GEICT)

426 the fact the other two asked her about it in no way excuses babs she is a grown ass woman she cant say "none of your business?" she is some frail flower? her will was overborne? what nonsense

Posted by: thunderb at February 19, 2014 04:57 PM (zOTsN)

427 408 tits and fuck are OK. just don't say c-nt. Ace doesn't like that. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 19, 2014 08:51 PM (V70Uh) It's a vile word. It's also the ultimate in derogatory comment towards women. I have yet to meet one that is not thoroughly disgusted by it.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 19, 2014 04:57 PM (/JxSd)

428 I thought they were all named BOB. Battery Operated Buddy Posted by: Not Miss Manners at February 19, 2014 08:49 PM (Pa9vP) or in a pinch, what about bob?

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2014 04:57 PM (nqBYe)

429 Even Va-jay-jays have an expiration date. So get em while they're fresh and young! --- and hot. Don't lets forget the hot.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 19, 2014 04:57 PM (FpHdx)

430 Bea Arthur got a general discharge from the Army for contracting an Venereal Disease. I figured a general discharge was how she contracted the Venereal Disease.

Posted by: toby928© at February 19, 2014 04:57 PM (QupBk)

431 Does anyone remember the cartoon Animalolympics? Bird reporter named Baba Wawa. Also, interspecies romance. Any respect I might have had for the View as a bastion of relevance died when they had a whole segment in which they married dogs. Oh how the quasi important have fallen.

Posted by: LizLem at February 19, 2014 04:58 PM (dAw1J)

432 All his cultures are coming back negative. --- Better get him to an opera, Stat!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 19, 2014 04:58 PM (FpHdx)

433 in fact the only thing that would excuse babs is if she was stroke and the part of her brain that recognized social boundaries is gone

Posted by: thunderb at February 19, 2014 04:58 PM (zOTsN)

434 Babs screams oh Ed, oh Ed, that Black avenger is Sooo big. Ed Ed Ed. Jungle fever!

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2014 04:58 PM (0FSuD)

435 BC good news is always good to hear.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 04:58 PM (Q8vlx)

436 Chavez, oh, yes that was quite a bizzare idea for a college. and some actually paid for it.

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2014 04:58 PM (nqBYe)

437 I don't always plunge head first into the deep cavernous abyss of lonesome despair, but when I do -

I plunge into Babbs.....

Posted by: The Most Interesting Vibrator In The World at February 19, 2014 04:59 PM (Ojgjr)

438 Better get him to an opera, Stat! Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 19, 2014 08:58 PM (FpHdx) I'm dying over here. The thought of that is just beyond hysterical. "The fuck is this bullshit?"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 19, 2014 05:00 PM (GEICT)

439 Bea Arthur got a general discharge from the Army for contracting an Venereal Disease. I figured a general discharge was how she contracted the Venereal Disease. --- The way I heard it, VD got a general discharge for contracting Bea Arthur. viva la difference!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 19, 2014 05:00 PM (FpHdx)

440 436 I don't always plunge head first into the deep cavernous abyss of lonesome despair, but when I do - I plunge into Babbs..... Posted by: The Most Interesting Vibrator In The World at February 19, 2014 08:59 PM (Ojgjr) Now see, that deserves a banning.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 19, 2014 05:00 PM (GEICT)

441 I figured a general discharge was how she contracted the Venereal Disease. *whistles to self* *kicks imaginary pebble*

Posted by: Gen. Eric Republican at February 19, 2014 05:01 PM (S0eIZ)

442 So, better, but no fully there yet. Thank you again for asking. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 19, 2014 08:57 PM (GEICT) BC1981, How is your grandfather feeling? Does he feel better?

Posted by: Carol at February 19, 2014 05:01 PM (z4WKX)

443 Funny, all these years I thought c-nt was anatomically correct. It's like when I taught my sons the word "penis". That's what it is. I never realized c-nt was derogatory.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 19, 2014 05:01 PM (V70Uh)

444 Nood.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 19, 2014 05:01 PM (eQJwb)

445 The reciprocating saw comment brought to mind some terrifying news stories I've heard of. Despite being female, just the memories had my bits cringing in pure horror.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at February 19, 2014 05:01 PM (Opyrm)

446 I don't think anyone should be ashamed to use a vibrator. But there is a whole category of things which we are not ashamed of, per se, and yet we don't talk about publicly with strangers. With friends, sure. But with strangers? No.

Sorry, the floodgates for all this were flung wide open in the 60s. It's a little late now to complain that we can't pick and choose what we should and shouldn't talk about in public.

It's either traditional "heteronormist" morality, with all the restraints (and yes, resulting hypocrisy) or chaos. Tradition or chaos. Those are the only two choices there are.

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 19, 2014 05:01 PM (I8YZX)

447 twat on the other hand...

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 19, 2014 05:01 PM (V70Uh)

448 Nood.

Posted by: DC in Towson

Thank God.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 19, 2014 05:01 PM (080XV)

449 I figured a general discharge was how she contracted the Venereal Disease. ---- He come up a long way since he was Private Discharge and Major Discharge.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 19, 2014 05:02 PM (FpHdx)

450 Willow, They used a sawzall with a dildo hooked onto the reciprocating part. They don't even rat e moron status. They are twisted.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 05:03 PM (Q8vlx)

451 And this is why I love the Horde. Over 400 comments on a thread about Baba Wawa and her amazing incredible multicolored solar powered vibrator. And a lot of the comments were pretty damn funny.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at February 19, 2014 05:03 PM (vVSOO)

452 anyway, with this being national news. letting it all hang out. getting your freak on. it's the in thing. from twitter to facebook, to newscasts . to every.fkn. where.

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2014 05:03 PM (nqBYe)

453 Just Do It!

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2014 05:04 PM (nqBYe)

454 Chavez, i cannot even imagine if a mishap in design occured. anyway. yuck.

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2014 05:05 PM (nqBYe)

455 Posted by: Mindy at February 19, 2014 08:25 PM (mQwL2) Good point. Maggie and also it might be passive aggressive to try to embarrass somebody to ask really personal questions on live TV that goes out to millions, and yes, babs could have said "t's none of your business"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2014 05:05 PM (XyM/Y)

456 I wouldn't belong to any club that holds dildo discussions.

Posted by: pep at February 19, 2014 07:49 PM (6TB1Z)

I certainly hope not. Although I belong to an open-membership club of sorts that is always on about soothing chilly pudding cups for boys.
It has to be put up with per the code of moronette nobless oblige.

Posted by: SarahW at February 19, 2014 05:06 PM (Lbv/k)

457 Willow, I can't either. How desparate you gotta be?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 05:06 PM (Q8vlx)

458 Well, up until right now, I was blissfully unaware that even the thought of such a thing existed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 19, 2014 08:48 PM (GEICT)

Well, you got your two-stroke powered concrete tamper, just needs a new "business end", IYKWIMAITTYD.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lz282l4

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2014 05:06 PM (60Q+L)

459 HR you sneak,
After I finally quit falling for the boobies.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at February 19, 2014 05:06 PM (DL2i+)

460 Tradition or chaos. This culture has already made that choice. We will just have to see how chaotic it will get.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2014 05:07 PM (XyM/Y)

461 372 Marines , I thought . Posted by: awkward davies at February 19, 2014 08:43 PM (whqez) Fairly certain that is correct.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 19, 2014 05:07 PM (/JxSd)

462

"Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either. "

--Matt Groening, Basic Sex Facts for Today's Youngfolk, Life in Hell

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at February 19, 2014 05:09 PM (Hj9yW)

463 442 Funny, all these years I thought c-nt was anatomically correct. It's like when I taught my sons the word "penis". That's what it is. I never realized c-nt was derogatory. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 19, 2014 09:01 PM (V70Uh) Arbitrarily pick a woman, get into an argument and call her that. Wear body armor and a cup.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 19, 2014 05:09 PM (/JxSd)

464 NOW do you understand why we don't want to hear anymore about homos coming out of the closet?

Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at February 19, 2014 05:10 PM (uM8td)

465 The c word is a great conversation starter with a woman if you really want your ass kicked. Seen it happen in a bar once.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 19, 2014 05:11 PM (Q8vlx)

466 That's right. I have a fuel-injected 8.2 liter engine with dual overhead cam and 1800 horsepower.

And of course ... a kick-start.

And it's STILL a struggle to chew up that leathery old meat-socket.

Posted by: Bab's Vibrator at February 19, 2014 05:12 PM (Ojgjr)

467 What about tits? Can I say tits? Cause I'm a fan of tits. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 19, 2014 08:45 PM (GEICT) As President of Tits! Worldwide, I endorse this. We're a small organization dedicated to the big ones.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 19, 2014 05:12 PM (/JxSd)

468 462 442 Funny, all these years I thought c-nt was anatomically correct. It's like when I taught my sons the word "penis". That's what it is. I never realized c-nt was derogatory. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 19, 2014 09:01 PM (V70Uh) Arbitrarily pick a woman, get into an argument and call her that. Wear body armor and a cup. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 19, 2014 09:09 PM (/JxSd) Which is why when you hear two girls arguing and that insult comes out, someone is going to get an earring ripped out. Hunk of hair at the least.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2014 05:13 PM (TGgNi)

469 Yankee culture. Yeah man.

Posted by: NCwoof at February 19, 2014 05:17 PM (aUQgu)

470 I can't see a commercial with a guy yelling across the aisle on the plane to his buddy, "Hey, Bud! Have you ever tried SlickWillie jack-off juice? It's slick as hell and makes your hand feel just like Monica's mouth! Try it!" Posted by: Sphynx at February 19, 2014 08:04 PM (OZmbA) Laughed so hard I woke the dogs. The guy yelling across the aisle in the commercial should be John Goodman or somebody of similar girth.

Posted by: joncelli at February 19, 2014 05:19 PM (/AYWV)

471 217 I still shocked that Ace hasn't posted the Zero-G Kate Upton pix: http://sploid.gizmodo.com/watch-kate-upton-posing-in-zero-gravity-in-a-bikini-bec-1525222750 http://tinyurl.com/nv4xdhk Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2014 08:07 PM (+cx5n) And people wonder about what good the space program does.

Posted by: joncelli at February 19, 2014 05:20 PM (/AYWV)

472 joncelli, Ace posted what he had permission to post.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 19, 2014 05:24 PM (V70Uh)

473 I shall display decorum in this thread and not refer to the tragic death of mr purple then.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at February 19, 2014 05:27 PM (C9Rdt)

474 http://tinyurl.com/my87sqg NFL Sends Memo To Teams Warning Of Asking Sexual Orientation Questions To College Prospects Not too much new stuff here (more the NFL wants to both laud the openly gay player, but at the same time tells everyone to make sure they treat them no differently.) However I did like Bill Polian and Tony Dungy's answers on the whole brouhaha.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2014 05:29 PM (TGgNi)

475 472 I shall display decorum in this thread and not refer to the tragic death of mr purple then. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at February 19, 2014 09:27 PM (C9Rdt) I would make a comment about res-erection, but that would also violate the aforementioned decorum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2014 05:31 PM (TGgNi)

476 Ace, (or PGiS, or ATC)

Please warm me again!

Posted by: bob [codename: Sayuri] at February 19, 2014 05:33 PM (idV0k)

477 If Barbara Walters didn't have her hair done, she'd look like a 94 year-old Mike Wallace. And he's dead.

Posted by: Greg Toombs at February 19, 2014 05:47 PM (sYWQB)

478 Yeah, Babs is just letting everybody know she, (and her 12 year old vibrator), is DTF, (Down to Fuck), yo.

Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2014 05:52 PM (PnMCP)

479 This is on show in which kids could be watching - especially given the weather this Winter. I remember when Match Game & the Newlywed Game were considered titillating. At least most of their jokes went over my 10 year old head. This? Nothing is left to the imagination anymore. I was watching O'Reilly with my crazy, religious, deaf mom tonight, and luckily the CC guy missed much of the joke about the nudist show.

Posted by: Baldy at February 19, 2014 05:58 PM (2bql3)

480

"I pooped earlier today. I would not mention this except that it falls into this category of "Not shameful, but also not really fodder for casual conservation." I'm not ashamed of my poop, and if pressed, sure, I could even be persuaded that my poop was Empowering or whatever."

Ace presses his poop.

Posted by: otho at February 19, 2014 06:00 PM (9gNQd)

481 Still puking from this thread.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 19, 2014 06:11 PM (3S0o7)

482 Hey Baba,

If you need to adjust the choke to start your vibrator, it's not a vibrator.

Posted by: grognard at February 19, 2014 06:16 PM (hjKMO)

483 That does it. I shall never touch myself again. Ever.

Posted by: Captain Fap at February 19, 2014 06:29 PM (Ojgjr)

484 Very wise and prudent post.

There is an exception for an elderly Ernest Borgnine announcing that the secret of his youthfulness was onanism.

Posted by: Tonawanda at February 19, 2014 06:32 PM (mE1l+)

485 426 408 tits and fuck are OK. just don't say c-nt. Ace doesn't like that.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 19, 2014 08:51 PM (V70Uh)

It's a vile word. It's also the ultimate in derogatory comment towards women. I have yet to meet one that is not thoroughly disgusted by it.

************

OK, let's just call them "vaginas". Wymyn today seem to love it.

Posted by: Artie Pshaw at February 19, 2014 06:37 PM (BYZzw)

486 Go ahead and ask me about my Fleshlight.

Please.

Posted by: Bob Schieffer at February 19, 2014 06:37 PM (Rbtz3)

487 408 "tits and fuck are OK. just don't say c-nt. Ace doesn't like that."

Is "scr*nt" still ok?

I hope so.

I *do* so like that word.

Posted by: Jaws at February 19, 2014 06:39 PM (Rbtz3)

488 People like to imagine that we are a repressed society... And that frank discussions of sex are a breath of fresh air. But, really, we aren't repressed... We are overindulged and bored. I'm so glad I'm done with TV.

Posted by: bleck at February 19, 2014 06:43 PM (b6Qog)

489 Simple -- they were just being TACKY.

Ask any Southerner: tacky is One thing you Don't want to be. ;-)

Posted by: Beverly at February 19, 2014 08:34 PM (mcaU3)

490 vintage ace: over-long, verbose, rambling pointless post that goes nowhere, then what little point it all might have had negated by a "never mind" at the end. bravo.

Posted by: docweasel at February 20, 2014 03:00 AM (gW7Y2)

491 although I could copy/paste the above to just about any post he makes.

Posted by: docweasel at February 20, 2014 03:04 AM (gW7Y2)

492

Simple -- they were just being TACKY.

Ask any Southerner: tacky is One thing you Don't want to be. ;-)

And gross - who cares about your vibrator? For that matter, who cares about the details (micro or meta) of anyone else's sex life? Puh-leese.

Besides being overindulged and bored, the people who watch The View need a life, big-time.

Posted by: jclittlep at February 20, 2014 04:36 AM (UNSFr)

493 I'm not ashamed of my poop, and if pressed, sure, I could even be persuaded that my poop was Empowering or whatever. It depends. I only boast about my manly shits, you know, the two flushers, nearly clogged the toilet, or the famous "pipe rattler". Those are empowering. As for Babs, am I a bad man because I'd like to bind her up, stick a ball gag in her mouth, and mount her on a sybian and turn on high and leave for several hours? I'm thinking at some point that goes from sexy fun to all out torture.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at February 20, 2014 05:00 AM (1hM1d)

494 For that matter, who cares about the details (micro or meta) of anyone else's sex life? Puh-leese. I have one word for you: Kate Upton. At least half of MoronNation just hit their bunks...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at February 20, 2014 05:03 AM (1hM1d)

495 "Commenters have likewise been warmed about using overly graphic sexual language."
Did you mean "warned" here? You could have meant "warmed" too, I suppose. It just depends on what kind of thought you were trying to convey. I can see it being either word.

This at least proves I do read the posts.

Posted by: jellytoast at February 20, 2014 06:29 AM (65BiG)

496 is it possible to feel pity for an inanimate object?

Posted by: X at February 20, 2014 06:37 AM (KHo8t)

497

What? Senator Brooke not available?

Posted by: burt at February 20, 2014 10:08 AM (1+kJ5)

498 Yeah... get that image out of your head... Babawa and her O-Face...

Posted by: Astyrix at February 20, 2014 11:14 AM (LMb/y)

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