January 06, 2014

BCS Thread
— andy

Not sure where my erstwhile podcasting partner Dave in Texas is, but here's some cheerleaderage for you.

I'm a Dawg, and as much as it pains me to say this, "War Eagle!" (one night only - for the conference stats and to make that last-minute, heartbreaking loss to you guys sting a little less) NDH's counter-post

Florida State Seminoles and the Auburn... somethings. (Just kidding!) The Auburn Tigers, of course.

Good luck, and shake hands when it's all over.

Posted by: andy at 05:11 PM | Comments (496)
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1 You're absolutely right, Ace.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 06, 2014 05:12 PM (eHIJJ)

2 I'm a dawg too and the only two SEC teams I'll never pull for are Auburn and Florida. Go FSU.

Posted by: Adam at January 06, 2014 05:13 PM (Aif/5)

3 Thanks Andy, even though you are a typical Northeast Republican.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 06, 2014 05:13 PM (8FyP4)

4 Oh goody, a football thread. Now we can talk about guns and gun control

Posted by: Johnny Christmas at January 06, 2014 05:13 PM (YXLPz)

5 NICE!

Posted by: Ammo Dump at January 06, 2014 05:13 PM (GgPam)

6 1st

Posted by: tbodie at January 06, 2014 05:13 PM (RX6BJ)

7 It's so annoying having Brent Musburger call the game. He doesn't really seem to know the rules to college football.

Posted by: Y-not at January 06, 2014 05:13 PM (zDsvJ)

8 or 6th.

Posted by: tbodie at January 06, 2014 05:14 PM (RX6BJ)

9 Thanks Andy! Lazy, good fer nuttin', DaveinTexas.....

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 06, 2014 05:14 PM (bCEmE)

10 Auburn fans, if you win feel free to throw tp everywhere in pasadena. If they try to stop you, just say hey at least it's not platic bags.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 06, 2014 05:14 PM (WdbF7)

11 dangit! I just posted 1 minute too late.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 05:14 PM (DmNpO)

12 Four cheerleaders. Zero tits.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 06, 2014 05:14 PM (8FyP4)

13 and dibs on FSU blonde on right.

Posted by: tbodie at January 06, 2014 05:15 PM (RX6BJ)

14 Bo knows... which is the real BCS thread.

Posted by: Bo Jackson at January 06, 2014 05:15 PM (Oeij3)

15 It's about fuckin' time.

Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2014 05:15 PM (X3GkB)

16 Dammit, I had first on the ghost thread.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:15 PM (QupBk)

17 There used to be another one. It was here I swear.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2014 05:15 PM (P6QsQ)

18 Four cheerleaders. Zero tits. I bet if you stacked them all together you could get one set out of them.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 06, 2014 05:15 PM (yz6yg)

19 Brent Musburger likes to play "Spot the Hottie... and Then Say Something Embarrassing." Can't say I blame him because usually, when a guy actually spots a hottie, his much bigger brain goes numb. It's science.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 06, 2014 05:15 PM (eHIJJ)

20 Not sure where my erstwhile podcasting partner Dave in Texas is Let me take a wild guess. Texas?

Posted by: rickl at January 06, 2014 05:15 PM (sdi6R)

21 7 It's so annoying having Brent Musburger call the game. He doesn't really seem to know the rules to college football. ----- But A.J. Mccarron's girlfriend is simply breathtaking, a truly lovely woman. I mean she's just gorgeous. A beautifully young lady, wow.

Posted by: Brent Musburger at January 06, 2014 05:16 PM (Aif/5)

22 NDH had pointier elbows.

Posted by: johnd01 at January 06, 2014 05:16 PM (r0+v0)

23 Though... this thread is the pits.

Posted by: Bo Jackson at January 06, 2014 05:16 PM (Oeij3)

24 Not hearing any traffic out on the highway, not even sirens. Must be too cold to travel. (Minus 15° is common in January.)

Posted by: Johnny Christmas at January 06, 2014 05:16 PM (YXLPz)

25 >>>>It's about fuckin' time.<<<<

I better find the wife.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 06, 2014 05:16 PM (MaP11)

26 >> I'm a dawg too and the only two SEC teams I'll never pull for are Auburn and Florida. Go FSU. Trust me, this was a tough one. My "when you don't care, pull for the underdog" rule put it over the top.

Posted by: Andy at January 06, 2014 05:16 PM (vGQV1)

27 That Auburn cheerleader is cute.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 06, 2014 05:17 PM (UAMVq)

28 I bet if you stacked them all together you could get one set out of them. Posted by: Sean Bannion +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I'm all for giving that a try.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 06, 2014 05:17 PM (8FyP4)

29 So which one is Jay Cutler?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2014 05:17 PM (P6QsQ)

30 I liked NDH's elbows better http://is.gd/3uyLMH

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:17 PM (QupBk)

31 Oh well. Here are the gals I posted in my post before it was taken down. Enjoy. http://bit.ly/19OeYS6 http://bit.ly/K03vlC

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 05:17 PM (DmNpO)

32 Only one thing could have held DiT up for so long . He's finally found the " G - Spot ".

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 06, 2014 05:17 PM (XWw96)

33 My goodness what a pretty girl

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 05:17 PM (zOTsN)

34 Four cheerleaders. Zero tits.

Cheerleading a sport! Tits aren't needed.

Posted by: IX Enforcement at January 06, 2014 05:17 PM (4JkHl)

35

It's so annoying having Brent Musburger call the game. He doesn't really seem to know the rules to college football

 

The mute button is your friend.

Posted by: tbodie at January 06, 2014 05:18 PM (RX6BJ)

36 I'm SEC through and through, so it's has to be Auburn, even if I'm a Capstone Alumn.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:18 PM (QupBk)

37 Or the wet spot . One or the other .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 06, 2014 05:18 PM (XWw96)

38 War Eagle!

Posted by: LaughingOutLoud! at January 06, 2014 05:18 PM (jfpNK)

39 That FSU blonde cheerleader looks like last call at your local dive on Saturday night.

Posted by: mpfs, San Diego Charger Fishstick at January 06, 2014 05:18 PM (UG4tr)

40 Dumb penalty aside, Auburn's looking better than I expected.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 05:18 PM (080XV)

41 That FSU blonde cheerleader looks like last call at your local dive on Saturday night. *** Try the one I linked

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 05:19 PM (DmNpO)

42 Dr. Pepper commercials are the worst.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 06, 2014 05:19 PM (WdbF7)

43 Something just went CRACK outside. I think Icegeddon is winning.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2014 05:19 PM (P6QsQ)

44 In her defense, the Auburn lass has them but they are covered up You are going to have to use your imaginations

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 05:20 PM (zOTsN)

45 I'm a Dawg, and as much as it pains me to say this, "War Eagle!" (one night only - for the conference stats and to make that last-minute, heartbreaking loss to you guys sting a little less) Ya'lls loss to Auburn was a real ballbuster, no doubt about it. I'm rooting for the SEC champ myself despite being an LSU man, even though we handed AU their only loss (plaese don't make me re-live the ballbuster your Dogs gave us). Damn, I hate Les Miles sometimes ... how the hell can we thump Auburn but then lose to Ole Miss? Oh well, that's SEC football for ya.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 05:20 PM (bS6uW)

46 Shaping up to be a good game. NDH, feel free to add your cheerleaders.

Posted by: Andy at January 06, 2014 05:20 PM (vGQV1)

47 It's so annoying having Brent Musburger call the game... +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "YOU ARE LOOKING LIVE AT A 1 YARD RUN UP THE MIDDLE FOR AUBURN".

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 06, 2014 05:20 PM (8FyP4)

48

That FSU blonde cheerleader looks like last call at your local dive on Saturday night.

 

You must not be a moron.

Posted by: tbodie at January 06, 2014 05:20 PM (RX6BJ)

49 31 Oh well. Here are the gals I posted in my post before it was taken down. Enjoy. http://bit.ly/19OeYS6 http://bit.ly/K03vlC ------- Second one looks like a young Ava Crowder.

Posted by: Adam at January 06, 2014 05:21 PM (Aif/5)

50 Auburn's looking better than I expected.

They're very fast for an SEC team.  It will take at least a year for the rest of the Conference to adjust, but adjust they will.  The triple option was unstoppable for one year, and rendered fairly moot in 3.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:21 PM (QupBk)

51 That pic is called "Pits and Abs", as opposed to "Tits and Ass".

Posted by: Sharkman at January 06, 2014 05:21 PM (TM1p8)

52 Shaping up to be a good game. NDH, feel free to add your cheerleaders. ** it's going to be fun! Okay. I'll add them under the break.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 05:21 PM (DmNpO)

53 oops! I can't because I can only edit guest posts.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 05:21 PM (DmNpO)

54 Dr. Pepper commercials are the worst. Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ There is no period after Dr. Unless it's at the end of a sentence.

Posted by: Countrysquire - pedantic prick at January 06, 2014 05:22 PM (8FyP4)

55 Oh, Duh! I'll add them.

Posted by: Andy at January 06, 2014 05:22 PM (vGQV1)

56 Second one looks like a young Ava Crowder. *** She's beautiful.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 05:22 PM (DmNpO)

57 I'll go with Auburn  based solely on the cheerleader pic tonight.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 06, 2014 05:22 PM (BAS5M)

58 Is this where we talk curling?

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2014 05:22 PM (rm/ob)

59 That Auburn gal at the top is beautiful as well.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 05:22 PM (DmNpO)

60 The top cheerleader kinda has an Alyssa Milano thing going for her.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 06, 2014 05:22 PM (Oeij3)

61 I would do sex to any one of those cheerleaders.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 06, 2014 05:22 PM (jucos)

62 Tre Mason is a grown man.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 05:23 PM (bS6uW)

63 TD Auburn!!!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 06, 2014 05:24 PM (bCEmE)

64 6!

Posted by: Countrysquire - pedantic prick at January 06, 2014 05:24 PM (8FyP4)

65 Wow

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 06, 2014 05:24 PM (WdbF7)

66 Bad move FSU. Td Auburn!

Posted by: mpfs, San Diego Charger Fishstick at January 06, 2014 05:24 PM (UG4tr)

67 TD Auburn

SEC!  SEC!  SEC!

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:24 PM (QupBk)

68 Touchdown!

Posted by: LaughingOutLoud! at January 06, 2014 05:24 PM (jfpNK)

69 War Damn Eagle

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 05:24 PM (zOTsN)

70 Ha ! Tough break for the culturally insensitive 'Noles. Cry me a river, Renegade. Let the butthurt begin.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 05:24 PM (bS6uW)

71 Having trouble caring about this one.

Posted by: knob, demoralized bengals fan at January 06, 2014 05:24 PM (H1bc7)

72 If I won tickets to a "big game", I'd pick the NCAA College Football Championship (or whatever we're calling it next year). Screw the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 05:25 PM (080XV)

73 Eh, whatever. FSU has the superior team, and after halftime adjustments will win. Enjoy for now $EC fans.

Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2014 05:25 PM (X3GkB)

74 FSU is lucky it's not 21-3 with the drop on AU's first possession.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 05:25 PM (bS6uW)

75 Ya'lls loss to Auburn was a real ballbuster,

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 09:20 PM (bS6uW)


... Gabe?...

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at January 06, 2014 05:25 PM (IPz9m)

76 My money is on FSU to win but my heart belongs to that Auburn beauty cheering her heart out.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 06, 2014 05:26 PM (N5DcK)

77 #1 on the bottom, there, has Man Hands

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2014 05:26 PM (rm/ob)

78 SEC v. The All Cupcake Conference

Posted by: tmitsss at January 06, 2014 05:26 PM (Pa9vP)

79 Well new pics. Auburn girls have that fresh scrubbed purty thing going on

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 05:26 PM (zOTsN)

80 Enjoy for now $EC fans. Posted by: logprof +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Are you one of those who say things like the SEC's dominance is a meme?

Posted by: Countrysquire - pedantic prick at January 06, 2014 05:26 PM (8FyP4)

81 Sorry, I misplaced the apostrophe.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 05:27 PM (bS6uW)

82 Tebow and Manziel spotted near each other, the internet might explode if Kate Upton shows up.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 06, 2014 05:28 PM (WdbF7)

83 Hard hitting in this game.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:28 PM (QupBk)

84 LSU will be the only team that beats Auburn this year!! Geaux Tigers!! *SEC**SEC**SEC**SEC**SEC**SEC**SEC**SEC**SEC*

Posted by: KinLa at January 06, 2014 05:29 PM (+11Gt)

85 As a Texans fan, I'm gonna be pissed if they draft Bridgewater.

Posted by: Countrysquire - pedantic prick at January 06, 2014 05:29 PM (8FyP4)

86 I misplaced the apostrophe. It's the crux of the biscuit, don't you know.

Posted by: Zombie Zappa at January 06, 2014 05:29 PM (rm/ob)

87 I hope they draft Manziel

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 05:30 PM (zOTsN)

88 Auburn CL#1 has gorgeous, smokey eyes and cuteylicious face. That cheek tattoo is a real distraction though. Or maybe it's an infection. She should see a Dr.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 06, 2014 05:30 PM (eHIJJ)

89 Bad camera angle. It makes their arms look too long and it distorts their elbows.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 06, 2014 05:30 PM (PK+r9)

90 Moron Quick Quiz ..

Armpits or Elbows?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2014 05:30 PM (aTXUx)

91 Well new pics. Auburn girls have that fresh scrubbed purty thing going on *** When I was looking through the pics for Auburn they were all clean cut little cuties. When I searched for Florida State girls, half of them were the "cowgirl" tramps.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 05:30 PM (DmNpO)

92 Keep the heat on Winston. Believe it or not he was sacked more times than Mettenberger.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 05:30 PM (bS6uW)

93 "As a Texans fan, I'm gonna be pissed if they draft Bridgewater. Posted by: Countrysquire" I thought he played well this week. Who would you rather have? Manziel? Ick. He'll flame out like Vince Young did.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 05:31 PM (080XV)

94 She's a blue eyed version of my daughter

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 05:31 PM (zOTsN)

95 Welcome to SEC football, clown college

Posted by: Bret at January 06, 2014 05:32 PM (3NIbU)

96 Drive the field again, Tigers.  Don't let FSU get their heads up.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:32 PM (QupBk)

97 The War Tigers started a little shaky, but they're looking good now. There's a hell of a lot of football left, though.

Posted by: Andy at January 06, 2014 05:32 PM (vGQV1)

98 Shannon Bream is a 'nole.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 05:33 PM (DmNpO)

99 >> When I was looking through the pics for Auburn they were all clean cut little cuties. When I searched for Florida State girls, half of them were the "cowgirl" tramps. Law of averages.

Posted by: Andy at January 06, 2014 05:34 PM (vGQV1)

100 Auburn is just playing '70s Raiders chuck-ball offense, and FSU will adjust accordingly and beat them.

Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2014 05:34 PM (X3GkB)

101 The Huckabee hearts Graham ad just played on my TV

Posted by: tmitsss at January 06, 2014 05:34 PM (Pa9vP)

102 Dunno Auburn looks pretty good

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 05:35 PM (zOTsN)

103 I don't like Winston's body language ... almost like a rapist who gut away with it.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 05:35 PM (bS6uW)

104 When I searched for Florida State girls, half of them were the "cowgirl" tramps.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 09:30 PM (DmNpO)

 

You say that like it is a bad thing.

Posted by: tbodie at January 06, 2014 05:35 PM (RX6BJ)

105 I don't approve. Look, you can simultaneously be a Wahoo and a Cavalier or a Hokie and a Fighting Gobbler. But you cannot simultaneously be a tiger and an eagle, a cat and a bird, a fox and a chicken, a weasel and an egg.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 06, 2014 05:35 PM (dfYL9)

106 The Huckabee hearts Graham ad just played on my TV *** You didn't throw anything did you?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 05:35 PM (DmNpO)

107 Only one thing could have held DiT up for so long. He's finally found the " G - Spot ".
Dave in Texas is a pianist?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 06, 2014 05:36 PM (PK+r9)

108
Who wants to go to the superbowl in Jersey?  Even if its your team.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 06, 2014 05:36 PM (MaP11)

109 The thing about this offense that I don't like is the same as the option  and the read, too much beating on the QB.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:36 PM (QupBk)

110 The Huckabee hearts Graham ad just played on my TV *** You didn't throw anything did you? No but I could smell the desperation

Posted by: tmitsss at January 06, 2014 05:37 PM (Pa9vP)

111 Sooner all the way...but, rooting for Auburn...the other team that beat Bama.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at January 06, 2014 05:37 PM (kXoT0)

112 The Huckabee hearts Graham ad just played on my TV Posted by: tmitsss at January 06, 2014 09:34 PM (Pa9vP) IÂ’m glad I missed it. I had a call from Huckabee last week & there was no option to remove myself from his calls. I hung up. I have my blocked callers full, I will have to remove some and add more.

Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2014 05:37 PM (z4WKX)

113 39 That FSU blonde cheerleader looks like last call at your local dive on Saturday night. Posted by: mpfs, San Diego Charger Fishstick at January 06, 2014 09:18 PM (UG4tr) I thought that was Tara Reid at first.

Posted by: Urban Achiever at January 06, 2014 05:37 PM (k3RVg)

114 >>>I don't like Winston's body language ... almost like a rapist who gut away with it.<<<



He moves nothing like Roethlisberger.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 06, 2014 05:38 PM (Oeij3)

115 You didn't throw anything did you?
His cookies.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 06, 2014 05:38 PM (PK+r9)

116 The FSU guy at Cub Scouts was telling me no way had FSU played an easy schedule compared to Auburn. Yadda... Yadda... Heh.

Posted by: Beagle at January 06, 2014 05:38 PM (sOtz/)

117 Good luck, and shake hands when it's all over.

Or in the Moron ideal, let them engage in clothes tearing catfights with kissing at the end

Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2014 05:38 PM (aTXUx)

118 ...the other team that beat Bama.

Yeah, that was a well earned victory.  We were outplayed and outcoached in all aspects of the game.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:38 PM (QupBk)

119 Pianist ? I think he spells it different .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 06, 2014 05:39 PM (XWw96)

120 WTF was Musberger rambling on about?

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 05:39 PM (bS6uW)

121

Texans should sign Tebow and draft Manziel.  Platoon them.  Let them call the plays like  sandlot football with bottle caps, rocks, marbles, etc, drawn in the astroturf.

 

No offensive "system."    Head coach and offensive coordinator can have  laminated  pizza menus printed to hold and refer to on those sideline shots.

 

Reliant Stadium  will be filled to capacity to see these guys  play their hearts out.

 

The NFL will  be a smidgen less boring  to watch.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 06, 2014 05:39 PM (BAS5M)

122 Story about all the hookers expected to flood NJ for the Super Bowl When the NBA all star game was in Houston, there were bus loads of them. Never saw anything like it. Never saw such a huge flood of rough types stopping traffic all over town, especially by the Galleria

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 05:39 PM (zOTsN)

123 The field looks really god.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 05:40 PM (DmNpO)

124 uh good

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 05:41 PM (DmNpO)

125 but slippery

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:41 PM (QupBk)

126 Poor doggehs....can't be out 2 mins. before they start limping. I need to buy puppy shoes. brb.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 06, 2014 05:42 PM (bCEmE)

127 Speaking of great backs, LSU got Leonard Fournette. Major pick up if Jeremy Hill goes pro (which he should).

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 05:42 PM (bS6uW)

128 Auburn beat Alabama and Texas A and M. Go Auburn

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 05:42 PM (zOTsN)

129

When the NBA all star game was in Houston, there were bus loads of them. Never saw anything like it. Never saw such a huge flood of rough types stopping traffic all over town, especially by the Galleria

 

You must not have been there for the Super Bowl in 2004.

Posted by: tbodie at January 06, 2014 05:43 PM (RX6BJ)

130 BTW, I would rather listen to "Gay and Proud" from the dead thread yodel Paliacci than listen to Mushburglar.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at January 06, 2014 05:43 PM (kXoT0)

131 Auburn has a shitty kicker.

Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2014 05:44 PM (X3GkB)

132 FML

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 05:44 PM (bS6uW)

133 Auburn has a shitty kicker.

Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2014 05:44 PM (X3GkB)

134 I am concerned about the lack of diversity among kickers at both the college and the pro level of football.  Something must be done.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 06, 2014 05:45 PM (jucos)

135 Wide right bring painful memories for me.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:45 PM (QupBk)

136 Y'all must not live close to any Auburn fans.

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 06, 2014 05:45 PM (4DSQv)

137 No. Was in NJ in 2004

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 05:45 PM (zOTsN)

138 Missed chip shots will get you beat

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 05:45 PM (bS6uW)

139 Is it just me, or is minx loading really slow for everyone?

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:46 PM (QupBk)

140 Slow here too toby

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2014 05:46 PM (P6QsQ)

141 Fumble!

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:46 PM (QupBk)

142 Auburns punter pretty good

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 05:46 PM (zOTsN)

143 Fummmble!

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 06, 2014 05:46 PM (Oeij3)

144 @121 I would buy a football package to watch those games. Count de Monet indeed.

Posted by: Beagle at January 06, 2014 05:46 PM (sOtz/)

145 it's a MELTDOWN!!!!!!!!!1

Posted by: Brent Mushberger at January 06, 2014 05:46 PM (9GG/0)

146 Sweet! And yes, Pixy's hamsters are jacking with us again.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 05:47 PM (bS6uW)

147 I think that Auburn is the only SEC team this year that could hang with FSU on scoring. I'm keen to see if their rotating defensive linemen can put the kind of pressure on State that they put on Alabama.
Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about football at January 06, 2014 08:16 PM

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:47 PM (QupBk)

148 FSU being introduced to big boy football.

Posted by: KinLa at January 06, 2014 05:47 PM (+11Gt)

149

dead slow here.  partial loads sometimes.

 

pixy hamsters need some 5hour energy drinks

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 06, 2014 05:47 PM (BAS5M)

150 Someone should probably call a timeout right about now.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 06, 2014 05:47 PM (9GG/0)

151 Slow for me too Must be the polar whatnot

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 05:47 PM (zOTsN)

152 'Who wants to go to the superbowl in Jersey? Even if its your team.' Preach it. My team has a good chance of going and I cannot believe the luck we'll have of dealing with ANOTHER totally asinine decision of the Goodell era. The NCAA is a craven group of feeble-minded leaders, but even they get championship game location right. The major bowl games are not in cold weather climates. I would personally make the Rose Bowl the championship game every year - simply stunning arena and those folks know how to run things.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 06, 2014 05:47 PM (vJVdT)

153 Loading very slow...must be the cold.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 05:47 PM (080XV)

154 Auburn has a shitty kicker. *** They might not need him.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 05:47 PM (DmNpO)

155 I think that Manziel is a better QB than Bridgewater, but the Texans might be able to trade down and get him. I am intrigued about the possibility of drafting Clowney. Who do you double team, him or Watt? Even in the modern passing age, you still win by controlling the line of scrimmage.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 06, 2014 05:47 PM (8FyP4)

156 No dawg in this fight. Want a good game & more elbows

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 06, 2014 05:48 PM (HVff2)

157 Hey guys I kind of blanked out there when Florida State nutpunched Auburn for 3 points....

How's the game going are the Noles Stomping the Gus Bus?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 05:48 PM (TE35l)

158 Um, sorry that was not a great throw, it was a great catch

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 05:48 PM (bS6uW)

159 I'm just hoping for some good, quality timeouts.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 06, 2014 05:49 PM (9GG/0)

160 Mason is a beast.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:49 PM (QupBk)

161 I was in Houston in 2004. Hookers were bussed in from every where/

Posted by: tbodie at January 06, 2014 05:49 PM (RX6BJ)

162 Dumbass receiver was so open he ran out of bounds on his own.

Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2014 05:49 PM (X3GkB)

163 My wife and I are rooting for the SEC.

Which is not exactly the same as rooting for Auburn.

Posted by: John W. at January 06, 2014 05:49 PM (PVBzL)

164 40 Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 09:18 PM (080XV)

Gus Malzahn can flat out coach...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 05:49 PM (TE35l)

165
Turn out the lights, the party's over!

-Don Meredith

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 06, 2014 05:49 PM (pJF+c)

166
Got a heisman jinx goin on here.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 06, 2014 05:49 PM (MaP11)

167 TD Auburn!

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:49 PM (QupBk)

168 "Even in the modern passing age, you still win by controlling the line of scrimmage. Posted by: Countrysquire" Shit, Watt and Clowney? Be still my beating heart!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 05:49 PM (080XV)

169 Auburn again!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 05:50 PM (080XV)

170 Auburn 20 FSU 3

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2014 05:50 PM (P6QsQ)

171 Who amongst you? Well, answer me! Fuck you Brent, I did.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 05:50 PM (bS6uW)

172 163 John W. at January 06, 2014 09:49 PM (PVBzL)

Been there done that this winter for the Big 10...

was in the odd position of wanting Ohio State to win.

#awkward.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 05:50 PM (TE35l)

173 SEC! SEC! SEC!

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:50 PM (QupBk)

174 Auburn!

Posted by: mpfs, San Diego Charger Fishstick at January 06, 2014 05:50 PM (UG4tr)

175 Make that 21

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2014 05:50 PM (P6QsQ)

176 So its FSU 20 Aub 3?

Just checking in...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 05:51 PM (TE35l)

177 I'm getting an erection that may last for more than four hours.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 05:51 PM (bS6uW)

178 Has Brent been drinking?

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 05:51 PM (bS6uW)

179 Who amoungst you thought Auburn could blow the Seminoles out of the water? Entire SEC raises hands

Posted by: tmitsss at January 06, 2014 05:51 PM (Pa9vP)

180 I would personally make the Rose Bowl the championship game every year - simply stunning arena and those folks know how to run things. Posted by: dwagyak at January 06, 2014 09:47 PM

The hookers wouldn't have to be bused in either to Pasadena, just a commute on the 134 or the 210


Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2014 05:51 PM (aTXUx)

181 They tacked on the extra pt Sven 21-3

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2014 05:51 PM (P6QsQ)

182 I miss Don Meridith.

Posted by: tbodie at January 06, 2014 05:52 PM (RX6BJ)

183 "Gus Malzahn can flat out coach... Posted by: Sven 10077" He's welcome to come coach my Longhorns if he ever gets bored...LOL!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 05:52 PM (080XV)

184 Auburn - do NOT take your foot off the gas!! Keep the beatdown solid and continuous. Thank you! Brett just asked if there was anyone who thought Auburn could dominate FSU. *raises both hands* Brett said he didn't know anybody who thought that. Widen your circle of friends, Mr. Musberger.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 06, 2014 05:52 PM (vJVdT)

185 Hoping for a Colts level comeback now

Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2014 05:52 PM (aTXUx)

186 Gus Malzahn's use of the no huddle makes the NFL's look silly.....

I particularly like it when he finds a mismatch and winds up having the Split end and the flanker both wide open because the defense is in DERP! mode...

Nick Marshall is not as good at running the O as Cam Newton but he doesn't have to be.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 05:52 PM (TE35l)

187 Question: Do any of the players in this game have a giant head? I didn't think so.

Posted by: Peyton "I have a giant head" Manning at January 06, 2014 05:52 PM (g4TxM)

188 How does Auburn ass taste FSU? Bama already knows.

Posted by: mpfs, San Diego Charger Fishstick at January 06, 2014 05:53 PM (UG4tr)

189 Sven Auburn ahead

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2014 05:53 PM (P6QsQ)

190 OT Elliot Spitzer for your half time entertainment http://tinyurl.com/lhkkk99

Posted by: tmitsss at January 06, 2014 05:53 PM (Pa9vP)

191 Auburn, you've got this locked up.

Just burn your time outs now, and cruise to victory.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 06, 2014 05:53 PM (Oeij3)

192
Yeah, I miss Meredith also!

Posted by: Howard Cosell at January 06, 2014 05:53 PM (pJF+c)

193 But hey, FSU scored 63 points on Maryland. WHen your competition is typically against teams with turtels for mascots, well...

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 06, 2014 05:54 PM (8FyP4)

194 Youth >> Composure

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 05:54 PM (bS6uW)

195 It's not even halftime. Don't start counting eggs yet.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 05:54 PM (DmNpO)

196 Ah the joys of Mushburger. At some point he's going to shuffle off to some old folks home where I hope the cream of wheat is good. But as for cheerleaders--that little lass from Auburn is definitely Numbah One as the good folks in Viet Nam used to say. And come to think of it, she doesn't look too bad from here in Southern California. Course she's wearing farmer jeans--Auburn being a ag and polytechnic school and all that.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 06, 2014 05:55 PM (VAche)

197 'The hookers wouldn't have to be bused in either to Pasadena, just a commute on the 134 or the 210' See, they DO know how to run things!!

Posted by: dwagyak at January 06, 2014 05:55 PM (vJVdT)

198 Bold that.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:55 PM (QupBk)

199 Go, Auburn!!!!  Don't get the game (no cable) but so far Auburn is killin' it!! 

Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2014 05:55 PM (8lmkt)

200 FAKED!

Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2014 05:55 PM (X3GkB)

201 Ballsy .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 06, 2014 05:55 PM (XWw96)

202 183 Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 09:52 PM (080XV)

I kept an eye on him at Tusla, if he weren't so attached to the Mid South I'd love for him to go to UM or OSU.

His approach to the game is so innovative I am put in mind of Francis "Shut the Gates of Mercy" Schmidt...

one thing about the 30s era...they had cool ass intellectual fucking nicknames from the sports writers.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 05:55 PM (TE35l)

203 Err...turtles.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 06, 2014 05:55 PM (8FyP4)

204 wow, that was a gutsy fake

Posted by: chemjeff at January 06, 2014 05:55 PM (9GG/0)

205 It's not even halftime. Don't start counting eggs yet.

This.  FSU is a great team.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:55 PM (QupBk)

206 Pretty sure FSU would be losing even to the Allas Cowboys tonight. So, look on the bright side, FSU fans: Jerry Jones won't draft your guys.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 06, 2014 05:56 PM (eHIJJ)

207 BTW, Ace, very very nice choice of cheerleaders.  Nubile, every last one of 'em.  Yummy, even.

Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2014 05:56 PM (8lmkt)

208 Call a timeout!

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:56 PM (QupBk)

209 Ballsy fake, well done ... might have saved FSU's bacon. Reminds me of the 80 they hung on Idaho.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 05:56 PM (bS6uW)

210 195 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 09:54 PM (DmNpO)

I'm not, the thing is Auburn beat higher quality teams than FSU for a good part of the year.  I am not an SEC Fan I do love good football and Auburn plays good football with some nice innovation.  FSU *could* win anything could happen but this is not a No-Huddle team it is a NASCAR team.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 05:57 PM (TE35l)

211 HARD HITTING

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:57 PM (QupBk)

212 Call a timeout!

No shit, what are they waiting for?? 

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 06, 2014 05:57 PM (8lmkt)

213 Howard Cosell. Me and my college buddies used to drink Tang screwdrivers and laugh as Dandy Don pawned your ass. Good Times.

Posted by: tbodie at January 06, 2014 05:57 PM (RX6BJ)

214 FACEMASK!

Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2014 05:58 PM (X3GkB)

215 Holy shit. That was a stiff arm.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 06, 2014 05:58 PM (Oeij3)

216 Nice run

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:58 PM (QupBk)

217 Nice run, Winston

Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2014 05:58 PM (aTXUx)

218 I can't believe they didn't call that facemask.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 05:58 PM (DmNpO)

219 Huge fake conversion

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 05:59 PM (bS6uW)

220 TD Noles

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 05:59 PM (QupBk)

221 Pretty sure FSU would be losing even to the Allas Cowboys tonight. So, look on the bright side, FSU fans: Jerry Jones won't draft your guys.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 06, 2014 09:56 PM (eHIJJ)

 

Made me laugh.

Posted by: tbodie at January 06, 2014 05:59 PM (RX6BJ)

222 TD NOLES!!!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2014 05:59 PM (aTXUx)

223 There's that curly red-headed dude that's always on the sideline for FSU! What's his name again?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 05:59 PM (080XV)

224 TD 'Noles!

Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2014 05:59 PM (X3GkB)

225 So. 21-10.

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 05:59 PM (zOTsN)

226 Face ask?

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 06:00 PM (zOTsN)

227 I miss Cosell. I know he drove AL Michaels nuts.

Posted by: mpfs, San Diego Charger Fishstick at January 06, 2014 06:00 PM (UG4tr)

228 Brent Muskburger is the Paul Harvey of intercollegiate athletics.

And now you know the rest of the story.

Posted by: Fritz at January 06, 2014 06:00 PM (TKFmG)

229 Nice series by FSU.....

it'll be close...until it's not.

FSU's offense is definitely able to  run with AUburn's but I don't think FSU can contain Auburn's O with their D consistently enough to win.

We'll see.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:00 PM (TE35l)

230 Hell, Texans could  have Tebow and Manziel both line up in the backfield in the shotgun formation.  The ball could go to either one.  Reverses, flea flickers, screens, fake FG attempts, you name it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 06, 2014 06:01 PM (BAS5M)

231 Right. Total change in momentum. No chance for Auburn now. Keep trying to sell this game as close, Kirk.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 06, 2014 06:01 PM (vJVdT)

232 Shannon Bream at the game http://t.co/PrF0sbxFfg

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 06:01 PM (DmNpO)

233 Them's raping words

Posted by: Jameis Winston at January 06, 2014 06:02 PM (bS6uW)

234 231 dwagyak at January 06, 2014 10:01 PM (vJVdT)

Funny thing is Auburn is capable of getting the ball to the goal in 1:21 they have done it several times this year.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:02 PM (TE35l)

235 "Reverses, flea flickers, screens, fake FG attempts, you name it. Posted by: Count de Monet" Well it would certainly be better than the shitty product they put out this year. That was dismal.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 06:02 PM (080XV)

236 Now might be a good time to confess to an armpit fetish. Oh, not a good time...well then never mind.

Posted by: BuckIV at January 06, 2014 06:03 PM (CLfqv)

237 Posted by: Count de Monet at January 06, 2014 10:01 So you are saying that Manziel is no better a passer than Tebow?

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 06, 2014 06:03 PM (8FyP4)

238 Sven don't jinx it

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 06:03 PM (zOTsN)

239 Shannon is hot ... true story: married to former Pirate Sid Bream's brother.

Posted by: Jameis Winston at January 06, 2014 06:03 PM (bS6uW)

240 Fake punt = sooper genius . Only if it works . That goes wrong ........

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 06, 2014 06:03 PM (XWw96)

241 In the name of all that is holy, call a timeout!!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 06, 2014 06:04 PM (8lmkt)

242 Both teams are content with the score.  I don't like it.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 06:04 PM (QupBk)

243 That timeout sure seemed kinda rape-y to me.

Posted by: PIV chick at January 06, 2014 06:04 PM (9GG/0)

244 Now it's getting good.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 06, 2014 06:04 PM (Oeij3)

245 Andy Reid is coaching at FSU now?

Gus Bus Baby

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:05 PM (TE35l)

246 The late posting of the BCS Championship Thread is a violation of the AoSHQ T&C. I demand a full refund.

Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2014 06:05 PM (X3GkB)

247

 I miss Cosell. I know he drove AL Michaels nuts.

 

Late 70's (or early 80's) someone did a poll on football announcers. Cossel was both best loved and most hated. No middle ground on that guy.

 

I would pay real money to hear the Superbowl called by Cossel, Meridith and Giffords. Best. Broadcast Crew. EVER.

Posted by: tbodie at January 06, 2014 06:05 PM (RX6BJ)

248 Now just do the run-around play for 5 seconds.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 06:06 PM (QupBk)

249 I'm so old I remember when Musberger WASN'T a doddering fool.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 06:06 PM (080XV)

250 Good half

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 06:06 PM (bS6uW)

251 Good first half.  Exciting.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 06:06 PM (QupBk)

252 Anybody got any weed?

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 06, 2014 06:07 PM (8lmkt)

253 Go Auburn

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 06:07 PM (zOTsN)

254 TIME OUT!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 06, 2014 06:07 PM (jucos)

255 Unfortunately, you can't fully trust a man wearing a visor.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 06:07 PM (bS6uW)

256 The Musburger Cam is focusing entirely too much on the game. That needs a halftime adjustment.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 06, 2014 06:07 PM (eHIJJ)

257 worship me !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Auburn armpits at January 06, 2014 06:07 PM (omBWL)

258 73 Eh, whatever. FSU has the superior team, and after halftime adjustments will win.

Enjoy for now $EC fans.

Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2014 09:25 PM (X3GkB)


Yep. Not what I hoped for, but FSU!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Garnet and Gold at January 06, 2014 06:07 PM (baL2B)

259 Yup...

Good game so far, now I wonder if Brent Mooseburger will explain how his lace teddy is totes in style now and don't judge

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:08 PM (TE35l)

260 I want to see them ask Saban about Auburn's defense at half-time so he can go Duh.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 06:08 PM (QupBk)

261 This might be the best group of bowl games that I can remember seeing. Plus 3 of the 4 NFL playoff games were great as well.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 06, 2014 06:08 PM (8FyP4)

262 FSU has the superior team?

I mean heads and shoulders above and beyond...

I guess I really did take a hard fall in the barrel this week.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:08 PM (TE35l)

263 Two points. Neither related to football, sorry. Both related to the fact that I just finally listened to the podcast.

(1) If I were Ace, standing fuzzily on the heap of skulls that constituted my massive empire, I would definitely show up for a Nick Searcy podcast.

(2) The AOS remnant that showed up, Andy and Dave...you two have the absolute best voices in the AOS coblogger subempire, or at least among the ones that have showed up for the podcast. You are both very pleasing to listen to. And I mean that in a completely non-ghey way.

It was a great podcast. Once the kowtowing was past, you really brought out the best in Searcy, and in your selves. Congrats and thanks.

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2014 06:08 PM (bKA83)

264 Cause Saban has a good Duh gesture.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 06:09 PM (QupBk)

265 NFL ‏@nfl 44s RT @NFL_ATL: Vick: "I'm not finished" as a starting QB http://on.nfl.com/K0an2v

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 06:09 PM (DmNpO)

266 So you are saying that Manziel is no better a passer than Tebow?

 

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 06, 2014 10:03 PM (8FyP4)

 

Not saying that.  From casual observation of  about 1 game apiece, and reading comments here I'd guess that  Manziel is the better passer and Tebow has the size and legs for running / blocking. 

 

 

Just having fun.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 06, 2014 06:09 PM (BAS5M)

267 264 toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 10:09 PM (QupBk)

The best H8er!  DIIIIIVVVVVEEEE!

//Wanton Bama Woman

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:10 PM (TE35l)

268 I'm so old I remember when Musberger WASN'T a doddering fool.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 10:06 PM (080XV)

 

Damn kids. Get off my lawn. I remember when  Musberger wasn't.

Posted by: tbodie at January 06, 2014 06:11 PM (RX6BJ)

269 Vick: "I'm not finished" as a starting QB Ummmm ....

Posted by: Nick Foles at January 06, 2014 06:12 PM (bS6uW)

270 @268 Me too. He used to do sports on WBBM channel 2 out of Chicago.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2014 06:12 PM (P6QsQ)

271 I want one of these and I don't know why.  http://is.gd/f5sORS

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 06:13 PM (QupBk)

272 Everybody get up to pee at once?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 06, 2014 06:13 PM (jucos)

273 I'm surprised how much Mel Brooks knows about college football.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 06, 2014 06:13 PM (8FyP4)

274 265 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 10:09 PM (DmNpO)

Ron Mexico fans rejoice...

speaking of Tim Tebow with better PR

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:13 PM (TE35l)

275 Is there anything more wholesome, luscious, and all-American than SEC cheerleaders?

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 06, 2014 06:13 PM (Sa+uF)

276 "Just having fun. Posted by: Count de Monet" Oh, I fully support your idea. I'd be willing to do something crazy to turn this ship of crap around.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 06:13 PM (080XV)

277 275 Ombudsman at January 06, 2014 10:13 PM (Sa+uF)

Yup...all non SEC Div I cheerleaders...


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:14 PM (TE35l)

278 "I want one of these and I don't know why." Am I the only one who sang this to "I Like Big Butts" as I read this? Anybody?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 06, 2014 06:15 PM (U1Tts)

279 Florida State is where you go if  Florida, North Florida, South Florida, and Central Florida won't accept you


minimum SAT:

FSU 880
UF   1200

Posted by: Hedwig Bliebtreu at January 06, 2014 06:15 PM (omBWL)

280 I'm thinking Shannon Bream could still be a cheerleader. If she cheered. She's even cuter off the set.

Way too much makeup on FOXNews personalities. Except Beckel. His mouth and upper larynx need more pancake.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 06, 2014 06:15 PM (eHIJJ)

281 In the NFL it sure seems that there are a lot of teams that need a jolt. I don't have any reason the love or hate on Tebow but it seems that when he has been given a chance (Denver) he won. I can't believe that the Jets (!) didn't give him a real shot. He HAS won at every level that he was given a chance. Apparently his teammates loved to play for him. Oh, and GO NDSU! Closest game of the playoffs (like a real chanpionship is determined) was 21 points when the pulled most of the starters at the start of the 4th quarter.

Posted by: free tibet, etc. at January 06, 2014 06:15 PM (jAc/f)

282

I remember Randall Tex Cobb   taking   such a severe   beating at the hands of Larry Holmes over 15 rounds that   it  caused Howard Cosell to vow he's  never again cover a match.

 

Cobb said, "Hey, if it gets him to stop broadcasting NFL games, I'll go play football for a week too!".

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 06, 2014 06:16 PM (BAS5M)

283 Lou Holtzthsshs here! Thisthsh game ssshure isthsh exthsshiting.

Posted by: Lou Holtz at January 06, 2014 06:16 PM (KrfRJ)

284 279 Hedwig Bliebtreu at January 06, 2014 10:15 PM (omBWL)

That's their SATs in ML of booze per hour right?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:16 PM (TE35l)

285 I'm on the TCM channel now, BTW


the zither music makes me horny...

Posted by: Hedwig Bleibtreu at January 06, 2014 06:16 PM (omBWL)

286 FSU fans bet the spread up from seven. This was not supposed to be close. Everyone was talking about Auburn's offense coming from behind when they got down two touchdowns.

Posted by: Beagle at January 06, 2014 06:17 PM (sOtz/)

287 Yup...all non SEC Div I cheerleaders... I'm going to have to ask you to take that back, Sven, or there's going to be trouble ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 06:17 PM (bS6uW)

288 283 Lou Holtz at January 06, 2014 10:16 PM (KrfRJ)

Hey Lou you'll speak more clearly if...never mind.

//Steve Spuriduh!

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:17 PM (TE35l)

289 285 I'm on the TCM channel now, BTW the zither music makes me horny... +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "The Third Man"?

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 06, 2014 06:17 PM (8FyP4)

290 Posted by: Count de Monet at January 06, 2014 10:16 PM (BAS5M)

haha, that's hilarious!  did you make it up or is it, ya know, factual?

Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2014 06:17 PM (8lmkt)

291 remember TEX COBB in RAISING ARIZONA?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 06, 2014 06:17 PM (KrfRJ)

292 It depresses me because I realize I'm an old man who blew his opportunities.  And unless I become 20 again, they ain't coming back.  Damned GPA.  I'd trade half a grade GPA to consort with the lovlies of my era.

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 06, 2014 06:17 PM (Sa+uF)

293 Thisthsh game ssshure isthsh exthsshiting. Posted by: Lou Holtz Grandma!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 06:17 PM (080XV)

294 275 Is there anything more wholesome, luscious, and all-American than SEC cheerleaders?

Yes. Yes, there is. Almost anything would be. Helen Thomas almost qualified one year, and she would have if she hadn't had a bomb strapped to her torso. You don't know what it's like to work for a Federal bureaucracy, do you?

Posted by: Securities and Exchange Comission at January 06, 2014 06:17 PM (bKA83)

295 ja

Posted by: Hedwig Bleibtreu at January 06, 2014 06:18 PM (omBWL)

296 Jon Thompson ‏@JonThompsonDC 40m With Auburn in the lead get ready to see Charlie Crist abandon FSU and claim he was always a huge Auburn fan.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 06:18 PM (DmNpO)

297 291
remember TEX COBB in RAISING ARIZONA?

You see him too?

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2014 06:18 PM (bKA83)

298 287 Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 10:17 PM (bS6uW)

My mistake....I forgot SEC cheerleaders are pros...

*wink*

apples and oranges

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:18 PM (TE35l)

299 Grammie Winger got my back. I feel safe. Thanks.

Posted by: tbodie at January 06, 2014 06:19 PM (RX6BJ)

300 Flatbush Joe, got your ears on? Comeback? /mic static

Posted by: soothie at January 06, 2014 06:19 PM (KrfRJ)

301 Wasn't FSU a women's college for half a century or so?

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 06:19 PM (bS6uW)

302 Half time entertainment provided by Elliot Spitzer and his girl friend Lis Smith in Jamaica A 10-year-old boy who saw Smith topless in the pool ran back to his parents and shouted, “Mom there’s an old guy in the Jacuzzi with this girl and she’s topless and she’s got her legs wrapped around him,” sources said. The boy’s cries — “He’s sucking on her toes!” alerted other guests, who walked over to catch an eyeful.

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 06:19 PM (zOTsN)

303 >>>With Auburn in the lead get ready to see Charlie Crist abandon FSU and claim he was always a huge Auburn fan.<<<



Figured he was more of a Syracuse fan.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 06, 2014 06:19 PM (Oeij3)

304 minimum SAT:

FSU 880

And I think you get 800 pts just for writing your name down

Posted by: chemjeff at January 06, 2014 06:19 PM (9GG/0)

305 As a former band queer, I'd just like to ONCE see the halftime show.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 06:20 PM (080XV)

306 haha, that's hilarious! did you make it up or is it, ya know, factual?

 

 

Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2014 10:17 PM (8lmkt)

 

Factual.  Cobb has a great sense of humor.

 

Following the fight (held at the Houston Astrodome btw), Cobb  was asked   if  he would consider a rematch, to which he replied that he did not think that Holmes would agree, as Holmes' "hands could not take it."

He was then  asked how he could fight someone whose arms were a foot longer than his were, to which he replied, "Oh, it seemed that way to you too?".

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 06, 2014 06:20 PM (BAS5M)

307 It's hard to listen to Holtz these days ... he's a good man with really bad dentures.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 06:21 PM (bS6uW)

308 I saw Tex Cobb open for the Dusty Cowboys in Laredo in '81

Posted by: chemjeff at January 06, 2014 06:21 PM (9GG/0)

309 305 Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 10:20 PM (080XV)

Ms 10077 was a bandie....

my ex was in the flag whore corps... for a bit...

Maybe we can get AoS the musical going...where's EoJ?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:21 PM (TE35l)

310 I'm watching WWF Raw. They're bringing out all the retirees. It's pretty cool.

Posted by: soothie at January 06, 2014 06:21 PM (KrfRJ)

311 @266 Both can run the read option. Both scramble well. Manziel is the better passer. But Tebow threw for 316 in the playoffs. Then sometimes he looked lost. Both are box office which was your point.

Posted by: Beagle at January 06, 2014 06:21 PM (sOtz/)

312 >>> Dave in Texas is a pianist? He wishes.

Posted by: fluffy at January 06, 2014 06:21 PM (Ua6T/)

313 Andy is very Sven in his selection of cheerleaders.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 06, 2014 06:21 PM (GeA5I)

314 As a former band queer

Hey, the men are manly, as are the women.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 06:21 PM (QupBk)

315 Winning the second half is going to be key.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 06:23 PM (QupBk)

316 "Maybe we can get AoS the musical going...where's EoJ? Posted by: Sven 10077" I played a mean bass drum. My back got so strong from carrying that thing around, I could probably have toted hay bales, if I was so inclined.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 06:23 PM (080XV)

317 I'm watching this in nice, warm Mexico. The espn announcers are much better here, everything is in Spanish, much less annoying since I can't understand what they are saying. They yell "touchhhhdowwwwn"! Like they do "gooooaaalll"! For soccer.

Posted by: Museisluse at January 06, 2014 06:23 PM (KS/CK)

318 minimum SAT: FSU 880

After the 1990s "renormalisation", note.

Why the hell is this place a "university" and not a trade school? or community college? I've seen diploma mills on "60 Minutes" with more stringent requirements for admission.

What a racket. What a bubble.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 06, 2014 06:23 PM (Xfl0F)

319 314 toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 10:21 PM (QupBk)

and too often the directors can go either way....

Wife's director looked like Cousin Oliver...

he was marching her in a lightning storm one day and I wanted to give him an enema with a trombone....as opposed to his preferred Bawney Fwank hambone.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:23 PM (TE35l)

320 The lack of time-out use in this game is atrocious.
#amateurs

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 06, 2014 06:24 PM (P1WNR)

321 Cobb was also in Uncommon Valor as "Sailor."   Wore a grenade  on  a  necklace.  Died heroically in the movie.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 06, 2014 06:24 PM (BAS5M)

322 Genius of ESPN to bring in Saban and Mel Brooks.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 06, 2014 06:24 PM (8FyP4)

323 The key to the game is who ends up with the most points when the final whistle sounds.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 06, 2014 06:25 PM (eHIJJ)

324 nice, warm Mexico

I heard it wasn't all that warm there -

http://www.aljazeera.com/weather/2013/12/ rain-snow-floods-hit-mexico-20131229105245837299.html

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Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 06, 2014 06:25 PM (Xfl0F)

325 318 minimum SAT: FSU 880 After the 1990s "renormalisation", note. Why the hell is this place a "university" and not a trade school? or community college? I've seen diploma mills on "60 Minutes" with more stringent requirements for admission. What a racket. What a bubble. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 06, 2014 10:23 PM (Xfl0F) --I have never heard of "minimum SAT" as an undergrad marker. What is Auburn's?

Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2014 06:25 PM (X3GkB)

326 Is Manziel doing shooters yet on ESPN II?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 06, 2014 06:26 PM (P1WNR)

327 323 AnonymousDrivel at January 06, 2014 10:25 PM (eHIJJ)

Well you see AD in order to win Florida State has to score more points...

//Mork Collinsworth Football News

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:26 PM (TE35l)

328

"Dave in Texas is a pianist?"

 

huhuhuh uh huhuh... huhuhuh 

Posted by: butthead at January 06, 2014 06:26 PM (9gNQd)

329 Mel Brooks is releasing a new comedy?  A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Coliseum with Saban as what?  A court eunuch?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 06, 2014 06:27 PM (GeA5I)

330 326 Is Manziel doing shooters yet on ESPN II? Posted by: Dr Spank ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Not live, but they should have a recap over on The Ocho.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 06, 2014 06:27 PM (8FyP4)

331 I believe DiT plays the flute.

*wink*

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 06, 2014 06:27 PM (P1WNR)

332 Accepted Auburn applicants averaged 1700 on SATs

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 06:27 PM (zOTsN)

333 Has anyone noticed that the Auburn cheerleader is quite cute?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 06, 2014 06:27 PM (QFxY5)

334 My new Black Powder Carbine finally dug the back of a Fed Ex truck out of the snow in Colorado I guess....

*rubs hands together*

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:27 PM (TE35l)

335 Sunny and toasty during the day in Cabo San Lucas, don't know about elsewhere in Mexico, BTH.

Posted by: Museisluse at January 06, 2014 06:28 PM (KS/CK)

336 FSU freshman admissions http://bit.ly/1eh3MKF

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 06:28 PM (DmNpO)

337 Accepted FSU applicants averaged 1650 on SAT

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 06:29 PM (zOTsN)

338 Tebow looks like a linebacker.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 06, 2014 06:29 PM (P1WNR)

339 Brent and Herbie are idiots

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 06:29 PM (bS6uW)

340 I'm in footie jammies as we speak. I have no shame when it's this fucking cold.

Posted by: mpfs, San Diego Charger Fishstick at January 06, 2014 06:29 PM (UG4tr)

341 OT, but did anyone see the Old Spice commercial in yesterday's early game?   About the mother lamenting that she was losing her boy because her son was using Old Spice and getting laid?   Most disturbing commercial I've ever seen

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 06, 2014 06:30 PM (Sa+uF)

342 FSU's incoming cheerleaders have hairy armpits

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 06:30 PM (bS6uW)

343 336 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 10:28 PM (DmNpO)

Not bad...of course my ACT score was weighted a little differently than Generation Participation Trophies...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:30 PM (TE35l)

344 Has anyone noticed that the Auburn cheerleader is quite cute? *** Beautiful girl, as is her pal further down the page.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 06:30 PM (DmNpO)

345 I, for one, like Herb.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 06:30 PM (QupBk)

346 Even my fish are cold I think.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 06, 2014 06:30 PM (9GG/0)

347 Is my hash now Damn Pissed Off?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 06:31 PM (DmNpO)

348 Ball on the tee and away we go !

Posted by: Brent Flaskberger at January 06, 2014 06:31 PM (bS6uW)

349 Most disturbing commercial I've ever seen Posted by: Ombudsman +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Disturbing but funny as hell.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 06, 2014 06:31 PM (8FyP4)

350 and we now resume our game of War Eagles and Seminoles...


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:31 PM (TE35l)

351 Herb's transition from team A is certain to win to team B is dominating is not as smooth as the more practiced Mushmouth but it has an endearing earnestness.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 06:31 PM (QupBk)

352 hmm, someone blew the blitz coverage there

Posted by: chemjeff at January 06, 2014 06:32 PM (9GG/0)

353 Herb is the best of the bunch

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 06:32 PM (bS6uW)

354 Accepted Auburn applicants averaged 1700 on SATs Posted by: Thunderb --------------------------- I have to be careful about what I say here..., but I have a nephew who went to Auburn..., in fact, he is there at the game. SAT score? I don't know..., but it didn't set any records, and neither has he.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 06, 2014 06:32 PM (aDwsi)

355 347 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 10:31 PM (DmNpO)

Wear it with pride ma'am...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:32 PM (TE35l)

356 Call a timeout!!!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 06, 2014 06:32 PM (9GG/0)

357 http://www.majortests.com/sat/sat-scores.php

It's a different SAT.

The old SAT was 800 verbal / 800 math.

New SAT is 1600 verbal / 800 math. Because mathematical skills are so much less important these days than in the early 1990s (when freakin' Asia Carrera got 700 on her math SAT, and I guess 740 in oral).

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 06, 2014 06:32 PM (Xfl0F)

358 Heard the footsteps .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 06, 2014 06:33 PM (XWw96)

359 344 Has anyone noticed that the Auburn cheerleader is quite cute? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I'll say this about her: I think that I would enjoy inserting my penis into her vagina.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 06, 2014 06:33 PM (8FyP4)

360 FSU is going to need to put more points on the board if they want to win this one.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 06, 2014 06:33 PM (eHIJJ)

361 Yikes

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 06:33 PM (bS6uW)

362 Drive the field, Tigers.  Stand on their necks.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 06:34 PM (QupBk)

363 "Andy Reid" is killing me.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 06:34 PM (bS6uW)

364 How I know I'm old now ...

I'm rooting for the dad in the taco commercial chasing his teenaged daughter's boyfriend down the street to catch him and beat his taco eating boy band ass

Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2014 06:34 PM (aTXUx)

365 Now Brent's stone cold fronting like he was down all along.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 06:35 PM (bS6uW)

366 New SAT is 1600 verbal / 800 math. Because mathematical skills are so much less important these days than in the early 1990s (when freakin' Asia Carrera got 700 on her math SAT, and I guess 740 in oral).

 

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 06, 2014 10:32 PM

 

 

heheheheh eh heh... "oral"... heheheheh

Posted by: beavis at January 06, 2014 06:35 PM (9gNQd)

367 BOOM

Bomb Squad

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:35 PM (TE35l)

368 "Andy Reid" is killing me.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 10:34 PM (bS6uW)


Sounds like you could use a timeout.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 06, 2014 06:35 PM (2DunM)

369 Word.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 06:35 PM (QupBk)

370 Any of the offensive coordinators on the Seminole sideline figured out that Auburn likes to blitz?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2014 06:35 PM (aTXUx)

371 >> War Eagle!" (one night only I understand. It's like the pass we got last night from Mr. Nick Searcy. I was traveling and I forgot to cover down on this, thanks Andy.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 06, 2014 06:35 PM (HbQHi)

372 >> War Eagle!" (one night only I understand. It's like the pass we got last night from Mr. Nick Searcy. I was traveling and I forgot to cover down on this, thanks Andy.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 06, 2014 06:35 PM (HbQHi)

373 How is that not PI?

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 06:36 PM (QupBk)

374 Nick...get your goddamned glasses on son...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:36 PM (TE35l)

375 Sassa frassa

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 06:36 PM (bS6uW)

376 I like Auburn's crazy pass attack with the lead.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 06, 2014 06:37 PM (P1WNR)

377 Wonderful penalty...


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:37 PM (TE35l)

378 Another new commercial I like is the AFLAC commercial where the duck is abducted by a mafia boss played by Frank Vincent (Billy Batts)

Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2014 06:37 PM (aTXUx)

379 OK peeps. Been watching Dr. Who. Have 129 IQ, and am here to say that the season 3 episode called Weeping Angels is the best of all. Available on Netflix. If you watch any episode, this one is the best. Although I havent yet watched season 7.

Posted by: UWP at January 06, 2014 06:37 PM (2hQRj)

380 These are the oldest looking college players I have ever seen Look at the linemen

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 06:37 PM (zOTsN)

381 Why run time off the clock just because you have a big lead?

Posted by: Jason Garrett at January 06, 2014 06:38 PM (bS6uW)

382 Most disturbing commercial I've ever seen
Posted by: Ombudsman

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Disturbing but funny as hell.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 06, 2014 10:31 PM (8FyP4)


It really creeped me out when the mother's head came up through the beach  sand like a shark.  

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 06, 2014 06:38 PM (Sa+uF)

383 Alabama should play close attention this next play involves a new word for y'all called "a kick specialist"

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:38 PM (TE35l)

384 Whew, TV time-out.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 06, 2014 06:39 PM (P1WNR)

385 Why run time off the clock just because you have a big lead?

Posted by: Jason Garrett at January 06, 2014 10:38 PM (bS6uW)


I like the cut of your jib.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 06, 2014 06:39 PM (2DunM)

386 I missed this at the beginning of the broadcast, but Musberger actually opened the night with, "Good evening and welcome, everybody, I'm Kirk Herbstreit along with Brent Musburger." There's video - I'm not making this up!

Posted by: dwagyak at January 06, 2014 06:40 PM (vJVdT)

387 Mom with face painted on the back of her head creeped me out.

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 06:40 PM (zOTsN)

388 Ok as much fun as this is I am being paged...

War Eagle...

night-o y'all and the SEC cheerleaders are whole all-american gals

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 06:40 PM (TE35l)

389 Countrysquire: "I'll say this about her: I think that I would enjoy inserting my penis into her vagina."

God darnit, Countrysquire, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty-dollar-a-whore pimp.

Posted by: Taggart at January 06, 2014 06:40 PM (eHIJJ)

390 >>>Why run time off the clock just because you have a big lead?

Posted by: Jason Garrett at January 06, 2014 10:38 PM (bS6uW) <<<


One of these days, I'm gonna tear your head off you Ginger Jackass.

Posted by: Demarco Murray at January 06, 2014 06:40 PM (Oeij3)

391 Mom with face painted on the back of her head creeped me out.

Posted by: Thunderb at January 06, 2014 10:40 PM (zOTsN)

Thank you.   bet we'll never see that commercial again.

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 06, 2014 06:42 PM (Sa+uF)

392 Not to mention roomba mom.

Posted by: Beagle at January 06, 2014 06:42 PM (sOtz/)

393 More pressure please

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 06:42 PM (bS6uW)

394 I could move down south to drink beer with that fine lass in the top pic Go Auburn!

Posted by: Notrthern Pete at January 06, 2014 06:43 PM (o+MpZ)

395 341 OT, but did anyone see the Old Spice commercial in yesterday's early game? About the mother lamenting that she was losing her boy because her son was using Old Spice and getting laid? Most disturbing commercial I've ever seen Posted by: Ombudsman at January 06, 2014 10:30 PM (Sa+uF) Yeah, I agree. And who the hell are they marketing to in that commercial?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 06, 2014 06:43 PM (bCEmE)

396 I situated my outdoor cat with a blanket and a heater on the porch. My good deed is done for the day.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 06:43 PM (DmNpO)

397 Great call!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 06, 2014 06:43 PM (Oeij3)

398 BOOM!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 06, 2014 06:43 PM (P1WNR)

399 Manziel is going to pass Winston for total QBR this season unless Winston wakes up.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 06, 2014 06:44 PM (P1WNR)

400 I love the smell of Old Spice but I resent that they had some hand in creating Clooney. Had his dad not been the Old Spice man, Clooney might never have become an actor.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 06:44 PM (DmNpO)

401 God darnit, Countrysquire, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty-dollar-a-whore pimp.###

So pimps that run $20 whores are good with their tongues?

Posted by: The Hickster at January 06, 2014 06:45 PM (TI3xG)

402 "Most disturbing commercial I've ever seen Posted by: Ombudsman" I hated that commercial. I could go the rest of my life not seeing that again. Brrr....

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 06:45 PM (080XV)

403 The Fox Basketball commercial was equally disturbing. http://tinyurl.com/nx5xdpz

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 06, 2014 06:45 PM (bCEmE)

404 Yeah, I agree. And who the hell are they marketing to in that commercial?

Posted by: Tami at January 06, 2014 10:43 PM (bCEmE)

Zombies? I have no idea.  Someone should be fired

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 06, 2014 06:46 PM (Sa+uF)

405 Winston is hard to bring down.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 06:47 PM (QupBk)

406 >>>Yeah, I agree. And who the hell are they marketing to in that commercial?

Posted by: Tami at January 06, 2014 10:43 PM (bCEmE)Zombies? I have no idea. Someone should be fired

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 06, 2014 10:46 PM (Sa+uF)<<<



I'm just glad to be out of the snow globe. But I really do miss my legs since the lizards got to them.

Posted by: Wes Welker at January 06, 2014 06:47 PM (Oeij3)

407 So pimps that run $20 whores are good with their tongues?

 

Posted by: The Hickster at January 06, 2014 10:45 PM

 

 

Some are, yes.

Posted by: barry soetoro at January 06, 2014 06:47 PM (9gNQd)

408 Excuse me please can someone point the way to the ONT? I don't want to befoul this otherwise respectable thread.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 06, 2014 06:47 PM (RZ8pf)

409 I'm more disturbed by the Visio commercial where the girl discovers how faggy her dad is while he's lip-syncing and dancing to her "music".

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 06, 2014 06:47 PM (8FyP4)

410 "As a former band queer, I'd just like to ONCE see the halftime show." Word. Ohio State's band has put on the most awesome halftime shows that I have ever seen this season, but you can only see them on YouTube. And I grind my teeth every time they don't show the Stanford band, the most politically incorrect and hilarious collegiate band ever. Still re-living the "Spotted Owl" halftime tribute that they did at Oregon years ago.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 06, 2014 06:47 PM (vJVdT)

411 "Someone should be fired Posted by: Ombudsman" The women slithering all over the floor was awfully creepy. Like some crappy horror movie trailer.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 06:47 PM (080XV)

412 Can someone give Andy a +1,000 for the Chearleader pics?

Posted by: Notrthern Pete at January 06, 2014 06:48 PM (o+MpZ)

413 Excuse me please can someone point the way to the ONT? I don't want to befoul this otherwise respectable thread. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 06, 2014 10:47 PM (RZ8pf) Global warming killed it!

Posted by: Algore at January 06, 2014 06:48 PM (AymDN)

414 Nothing is worse than those Axe ads. Last week I was behind a guy at Walgreens who purchased Arizona watermelon drink, chips, and a bottle of Axe. Big night.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 06:48 PM (DmNpO)

415 That's a big receiver

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 06:48 PM (bS6uW)

416 Strap up Auburn.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 06:49 PM (QupBk)

417 Global warming killed it! Posted by: Algore at January 06, 2014 10:48 PM (AymDN) Get with your program Al...it's now call 'Climate collapse'. Sheesh...keep up will ya.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 06, 2014 06:49 PM (bCEmE)

418 What a letdown. Musburger Cam picked out Round Mound of Rebound. Whoever he's for, I'm against. Probably.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 06, 2014 06:49 PM (eHIJJ)

419 They should cut out the tiger stuff. Just be War Eagles. The SEC already has LSU Tigers. Now they're adding Missouri Tigers. Too many tigers in the SEC. Anyway, you CAN'T be a cat and a bird.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 06, 2014 06:49 PM (dfYL9)

420 Pressure. Pressure. Pressure.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 06:49 PM (bS6uW)

421 Unless you're a catbird.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 06:50 PM (QupBk)

422 "Big night. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse" I hope you kept a respectable distance. No telling what STDs he's spreading.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 06:50 PM (080XV)

423 Last week I was behind a guy at Walgreens who purchased Arizona watermelon drink, chips, and a bottle of Axe. Big night.

Bet his next stop was a Walgreens for Robitussin. Get that drank on!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 06, 2014 06:50 PM (Xfl0F)

424 Auburn ain't hitting like they were in the first half.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 06, 2014 06:50 PM (8FyP4)

425 FSU pulls to within 8.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 06:51 PM (QupBk)

426 Four more field goals and FSU takes the lead.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 06, 2014 06:51 PM (P1WNR)

427 AU's missed FG looms large now

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 06:51 PM (bS6uW)

428 Clearly, Auburn needs to score on this next possession.  You can't let teams this good hang around.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 06:52 PM (QupBk)

429 OTOH, they can keep showing RGIII as often as possible. He's yummy.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 06:53 PM (080XV)

430 ONT UP

Posted by: Notrthern Pete at January 06, 2014 06:53 PM (o+MpZ)

431 I'm not liking the trajectory

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 06, 2014 06:55 PM (bS6uW)

432 OTOH, they can keep showing RGIII as often as possible. He's yummy.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 10:53 PM (080XV)

 

I will never understand what women find attractive in men.


Posted by: Ombudsman at January 06, 2014 06:55 PM (Sa+uF)

433 There was a 4A high school team in Texas this year that could probably beat a number of NCAA teams. 16-0, including playoffs, outscored opponents 1023-140.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 06, 2014 06:55 PM (8FyP4)

434 Not a good series for Auburn.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 06:56 PM (QupBk)

435 This may be a more local ad. It's for Car Soup. But the dad is handing the keys to a used car to his son (don't see the whole car but they imply sporty). And the little bastard starts bitching about gas mileage, previous damage reports...

I was brought up to recognize a gift horse and it pisses me off when I see it.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 06, 2014 06:56 PM (TI3xG)

436 FSU has mo. The chop is loud suddenly.

Posted by: Beagle at January 06, 2014 06:57 PM (sOtz/)

437 I will never understand what women find attractive in men. *** No? http://bit.ly/196Jw0E

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 07:00 PM (DmNpO)

438 395 341 OT, but did anyone see the Old Spice commercial in yesterday's early game? About the mother lamenting that she was losing her boy because her son was using Old Spice and getting laid? Most disturbing commercial I've ever seen

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 06, 2014 10:30 PM (Sa+uF)


Yeah, I agree. And who the hell are they marketing to in that commercial? Posted by: Tami at January 06, 2014 10:43 PM

Ummm....

Posted by: Howard Wolowitz at January 06, 2014 07:00 PM (aTXUx)

439 Sack!

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:00 PM (QupBk)

440 400 I love the smell of Old Spice but I resent that they had some hand in creating Clooney. Had his dad not been the Old Spice man, Clooney might never have become an actor. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 10:44 PM

His aunt Rosemary probably had a hand in it too

Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2014 07:01 PM (aTXUx)

441 Although this might be my favorite footballer face. http://binged.it/1knfwml

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 07:02 PM (DmNpO)

442 WTH with Auburn and punts?

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:02 PM (QupBk)

443 "including playoffs, outscored opponents 1023-140.
Posted by: Countrysquire"

I think that was Aledo. Yeah, they're pretty good.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 07:02 PM (080XV)

444 His aunt Rosemary probably had a hand in it too *** Dangit!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 07:02 PM (DmNpO)

445 Test

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 06, 2014 07:08 PM (XWw96)

446 dammit  Don't give the Noles a short field.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:17 PM (QupBk)

447 TD FSU

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:20 PM (QupBk)

448 Oh course you go for two.  Fail and you need a FG, kick and you need a FG.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:22 PM (QupBk)

449 And my advice is disregarded but I believe my thinking is sound on this.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:22 PM (QupBk)

450 What was the penalty? Excessive celebration? I couldn't hear the ref.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 07:24 PM (DmNpO)

451 I didn't hear it but it was after the play, so probably taunting.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:25 PM (QupBk)

452 Way to go jackass!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 07:26 PM (DmNpO)

453 Taunting should just be enforced on the field with a broken bone.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:28 PM (QupBk)

454 I just don't get why this game isn't played on a Saturday.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 07:28 PM (DmNpO)

455 I just don't get why this game isn't played on a Saturday.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 07:28 PM (DmNpO)

456 The taunting guy looks fatter on defense.

Posted by: scottst at January 06, 2014 07:28 PM (IX7iP)

457 How the hell did that double-post?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 07:29 PM (DmNpO)

458 The ways of the pixy are mysterious.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:30 PM (QupBk)

459 That's a big stop by FSU.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:34 PM (QupBk)

460 So it's a TD or nothing for FSU now.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:34 PM (QupBk)

461 Time Out!!!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 06, 2014 07:34 PM (Oeij3)

462 I can't believe it but I'm nodding off.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:35 PM (QupBk)

463 Jay Feely ‏@jayfeely 3m The National Championship in on the line and you are on the sideline because you are tired? NFL scouts will take note *** Who is he talking about?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 07:36 PM (DmNpO)

464 FSU #99, whoever that is.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:37 PM (QupBk)

465 Looking back at the thread and the comments about FSU naughty cowgirls and such, lead me to this slideshow, which does not suck:

http://s282.photobucket.com/user/phillipluby/ media/Florida%20State%20Girls/FSUgirlsig.jpg.html

without the spaced out media

Posted by: scottst at January 06, 2014 07:37 PM (IX7iP)

466 Holy Shit!  Summon logprof!

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:37 PM (QupBk)

467 YESSSSS!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 07:37 PM (DmNpO)

468 wow. Those girls must have been cheering, hard!

Posted by: scottst at January 06, 2014 07:37 PM (IX7iP)

469 I can't believe it but I'm nodding off. *** I bet that woke you up.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 07:38 PM (DmNpO)

470 Of course, now Auburn has 4 minutes to kick a FG, at least.

**crosses fingers**

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:38 PM (QupBk)

471 Proof again that kickers matter in college football, that kid booted it low and straight.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 06, 2014 07:40 PM (WdbF7)

472 Sioux-ee go FSU!!!

Posted by: Choo Choo Biden at January 06, 2014 07:41 PM (Aif/5)

473 Good grief, if I never hear that FSU "oooo" chant again, I'll be happy. Maybe I should mute the TV?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 07:41 PM (080XV)

474 Hell, mix in a vuvuzela, why don't you?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 07:42 PM (080XV)

475 I don't care if the clock stops a bit after a first...

TIME OUT!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 06, 2014 07:43 PM (Oeij3)

476 Dammit, injury timeout slows the game.   I need to go to bed.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:43 PM (QupBk)

477 Dammit, injury timeout slows the game. I need to go to bed. *** You can do it!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 07:46 PM (DmNpO)

478 JESSSS!!!!

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:49 PM (QupBk)

479 Ok, FSU, giving Auburn a taste of their own run-back medicine was commendable, There wass only one hitch. You needed to do that with NO time left on the clock. Yes, there is still time on the clock. But a FG doesn't win this.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 06, 2014 07:49 PM (vJVdT)

480 Holy crap! Can this really happen?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 07:52 PM (080XV)

481 Whoa!  49 yard pass.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:53 PM (QupBk)

482 A sack here would be nice.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:54 PM (QupBk)

483 Should have been a penalty on the tackle

Posted by: free tibet, etc. at January 06, 2014 07:56 PM (jAc/f)

484 An INT would be even better...

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 06, 2014 07:56 PM (080XV)

485 Delay of game.

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:56 PM (QupBk)

486 uh oh

Posted by: toby928© drinks against the cold at January 06, 2014 07:57 PM (QupBk)

487 PASS INTERFERENCE !!!!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2014 07:57 PM (aTXUx)

488 S.H.I.T. pass interference

Posted by: dwagyak at January 06, 2014 07:58 PM (vJVdT)

489 The FSU receiver needs to get ALL the credit for that catch! It was too high to be a perfectly thrown ball, Kirk.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 06, 2014 08:00 PM (vJVdT)

490 This blog is 45 seconds ahead of my tv

Posted by: free tibet, etc. at January 06, 2014 08:00 PM (jAc/f)

491 OK, time for a third miracle, Auburn. Why not?

Posted by: dwagyak at January 06, 2014 08:02 PM (vJVdT)

492 whoooohoooo! FSU! Tomahawk Chop! Florida State! Oh, and boys, the last quarter was FSU football. Not sure what the first three were...regardless, happy to win for first time in a decade!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Garnet and Gold at January 06, 2014 08:49 PM (baL2B)

493 No miracle for the 'Barn tonight.  Poor 'Barn fans.  It will be a cold morning tomorrow when they get up and start their daily chores of killing and plucking chickens.  Suppose its good therapy though.

Posted by: Case at January 06, 2014 09:18 PM (wf3Kt)

494 Crow it's what's for breakfast...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 07, 2014 02:03 AM (TE35l)

495 and by changing wanting to be an oscar nominated drama queen, coupled with going out drinking again I become Matt Damon...

which is still cause for reflection

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 02:31 AM (TE35l)

496 Well, I am hella late to this thread. Sounds like it was a good game though.

As for the last two cheerleader(?) pics: The FSU girl is OK. But the Auburn girl is pretty hawt, and she will definitely maintain that hawtness for a long, long time. Superb marriage material.

I award NDH 1,000 quatloos.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 07, 2014 03:24 AM (HRp/k)

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