March 30, 2014

Bill Maher Tricks Guests With a "Racist" Paul Ryan Quote That's Actually a Michelle Obama Quote
— Ace

It all depends on who's saying it.

Posted by: Ace at 03:45 PM | Comments (685)
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1 Fresh new one....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 03:46 PM (ojnk6)

2 yes?  and?

Posted by: Kindletot at March 30, 2014 03:47 PM (SLPg0)

3 Hello.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 30, 2014 03:47 PM (tko4W)

4 And Ace, I read the whole post.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 30, 2014 03:48 PM (tko4W)

5 Surprising since Maher is usually hating/mocking Republicans and conservatives all the time. Hope he does this some more.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2014 03:48 PM (udjuE)

6 Bill Maher is a racist for saying Paul Ryan used the words of Michelle Obama.  This is slavery all over again.

Posted by: Ben Jealous at March 30, 2014 03:51 PM (vBhbc)

7 And Ace, I read the whole post. *** A first!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2014 03:51 PM (DmNpO)

8 Lizzy: I agree, but doubtful. Maher seems to have a "zing the Dems once for every 30 times I zing the GOP" rule.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2014 03:51 PM (HVI5a)

9 Resist we much.

Posted by: Race Card Reverend Al at March 30, 2014 03:52 PM (kFxpe)

10 You misunderstood Maher's point. He wasn't exonerating Paul Ryan. He's just trying out his new tactic of calling everyone racist, including Michelle Obama. After all, if it works on her, it will certainly work on Tim Scott.

Posted by: MikeJ at March 30, 2014 03:52 PM (GeVrd)

11 You should have heard what she said about whitey behind closed doors.

Posted by: Reverend Wright at March 30, 2014 03:53 PM (kFxpe)

12 Sorry to go O/T so soon but my husband just heard this on the radio in the car and when I checked the website, there was a written story to go along with it. Nothing can compare with hearing it, though.

"Shukriyyah’s results also made her happy: “I pay 15 cents for my insurance!” she said."

Last-Minute Uninsured ‘Shoppers’ Seek Health Care Advicehttp://tinyurl.com/n7hy8x4

Posted by: jeannebodine at March 30, 2014 03:55 PM (2LJqa)

13 And Ace, I read the whole post.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 30, 2014 07:48 PM (tko4W)


hey, me, too!  and watched the vid, cripes.  we are so doomed.

Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2014 03:56 PM (8lmkt)

14 It's unpossible for us to be raciss.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 30, 2014 03:56 PM (Dwehj)

15 >>“I pay 15 cents for my insurance!”

W.T.F.

Is Obama holding a one-day only, all health plan subsidy-palooza to goose the numbers? President Shamwow.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2014 03:58 PM (udjuE)

16 Is this an open thread? Eh, it's Sunday night and I need to BMW. This day has been such a hot mess of failure that all I can do is laugh about it. It's actually better than just a semi-bad day because its so damn absurd. The snow is a nice touch. Now I'm off to drink all the wine. And most of the bourbon.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2014 03:58 PM (6NGyP)

17 Ace, read your blog. This was posted yesterday. ONT or somewhere. Still good shit. And it's like a double post but not a double post.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2014 03:58 PM (0FSuD)

18 Ugh..... It's all about the "situation" with the Left. The meaning (and inherent racism) of quotes changes based on the "situation" surrounding the people who said them. It drives me up the wall that truth is now based on the color of your skin or how hard you've had it in life.


Liberalism is about the exceptions, conservatism is about the rules.

Posted by: pookysgirl at March 30, 2014 03:59 PM (kMnHs)

19 17 Ace, read your blog. This was posted yesterday. ONT or somewhere. What happens on ONT stays on ONT.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 30, 2014 04:00 PM (xSegX)

20 What happens on ONT stays on ONT. Posted by: AmishDude at March 30, 2014 08:00 PM (xSegX) My Bad. If ace only knew.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2014 04:01 PM (0FSuD)

21 What? Is Maher stealing Hannity's schtick now?

Posted by: Anachronda at March 30, 2014 04:02 PM (U82Km)

22 Black people can't be racist. It's in the Constitution. Right before the recipes section.

Posted by: eman at March 30, 2014 04:03 PM (AO9UG)

23 Well.. it was a good day. Took my mind off the crap going on in my life.. I went out in the garden and started pulling up dead stuff and my hens and chicks are coming back to life, daffodils are ready to bloom and tulips are popping thru the ground. Made my heart happy.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 30, 2014 04:04 PM (/IQip)

24 >>>Is Obama holding a one-day only, all health plan subsidy-palooza to goose the numbers? President Shamwow.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2014 07:58 PM (udjuE)<<<



Call now and we'll throw in a set of hoodie-footie pajamas... absolutely free! But you have to call in the next 60 seconds. Operators are standing by.

Posted by: SCOAMF at March 30, 2014 04:05 PM (08jH8)

25 Sorry.. I know that was OT. Uh.. Bill Maher is still a douche.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 30, 2014 04:05 PM (/IQip)

26 Baseball is BACK!!

Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2014 04:05 PM (oMKp3)

27 " “I pay 15 cents for my insurance!” she said." Yeah, I saw some ad today where someone was bragging about $33/month insurance with no deductible. Compared to $1000/month with a $12,700 deductible for our family. Not even joking, that was a real quote. It just makes you want to say "fuck it. Sign me up for the free shit. I'm a sucker for being a productive member of society."

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 04:07 PM (hFL/3)

28 Think of Syed Naji - he/she has to pay $21/month. Shukriyyah only has to pay 15 cents. I, on the other hand, am paying over $900/mo. versus the $525 I was paying before Obamacare canceled my policy. Curiously, went on meds for high blood pressure for the first time in my life a few weeks ago.

Posted by: jeannebodine at March 30, 2014 04:07 PM (2LJqa)

29 What times the Cubs game tomorrow? Just wondering when they'll be officially eliminated.

Posted by: Adam at March 30, 2014 04:07 PM (Aif/5)

30 One of Maher's guests pulled the "black people talking to other black people" card. Not the strongest card in the deck, but not paltry either. A jack, I guess.

Posted by: eman at March 30, 2014 04:08 PM (AO9UG)

31 Made my heart happy.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 30, 2014 08:04 PM (/IQip)


'bout time, glad to hear it, jewells!! 

Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2014 04:08 PM (8lmkt)

32 Welcome to Flavor Country.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 30, 2014 04:09 PM (V4CBV)

33 Baseball is back, but my team(Twins) most likely still suck. Come on Pohlad, get the check book out.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 04:09 PM (l26B5)

34 Speaking of racism and other bad isms Muslim Brotherhood attack Christian killing four. Pictures on Weasel Zippers shows members of the MB rationally discussing their position and the two in front are some simian-looking MFs.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 30, 2014 04:09 PM (Mogjf)

35 29 What times the Cubs game tomorrow? Just wondering when they'll be officially eliminated. 1:20 central. Against Pittsburgh I think so it might take a day or two.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2014 04:09 PM (oMKp3)

36 Baseball is BACK!! Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2014 08:05 PM (oMKp3) YES. Baseball returns Tuesday and by Wednesday the Cubs will be officially out it! Sorry grammie winger it just had to be said since some things never really change

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2014 04:10 PM (nzKvP)

37 Thanks Peaches. Short lived but still welcome. It's the little things now.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 30, 2014 04:10 PM (/IQip)

38 After the Spring Training of Injury and Doom for the Rangers, I can't say I'm too pumped for baseball seas this year.

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 04:10 PM (hFL/3)

39 This year the Cubs will try holding the bat by the skinny end and stand facing the pitcher.

Posted by: eman at March 30, 2014 04:10 PM (AO9UG)

40 Gee everybody seems to be thinking the same thing about the Cubs. Funny stuff

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2014 04:10 PM (nzKvP)

41 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2014 08:10 PM (nzKvP) Dodgers vs Padres right now on ESPN. Tomorrow is Cubs home opener.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2014 04:11 PM (oMKp3)

42 Don't worry Cubs' fans... I'll be here now to cheer you up.

Posted by: Clark -- the Cubs Pedo Bear Mascot at March 30, 2014 04:11 PM (08jH8)

43 I have the Cubs winning it all in my brackets.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 30, 2014 04:12 PM (Dwehj)

44 Are those Padre uniforms new? What are they supposed to be?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2014 04:12 PM (oMKp3)

45 What she said was not racist but the truth.

Posted by: War Pug at March 30, 2014 04:12 PM (vFh9Q)

46 Has Ace ever gotten over the end of True Detective? Still missing those boobs, I guess...

Posted by: War Pug at March 30, 2014 04:14 PM (vFh9Q)

47 Dodgers vs Padres right now on ESPN. Tomorrow is Cubs home opener. Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2014 08:11 PM (oMKp3) Shit sorry. Being a Yankee fan I always look at things from an Yankee-centric view. I think we open up Tuesday. But thanks I got the game on now. I was in Petco Stadium once- good food, cheap parking and seats.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2014 04:14 PM (nzKvP)

48 >>>Are those Padre uniforms new? What are they supposed to be?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2014 08:12 PM (oMKp3)


Not new. It's camo.

Posted by: Clark -- the Cubs Pedo Bear Mascot at March 30, 2014 04:14 PM (08jH8)

49 45 Only after the panel realized it was Moo that said. It was racist right up until that point.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 04:15 PM (ojnk6)

50 Why Time Begins On Opening Day
 - by Thomas Boswell

(read it, you'll love it all you baseball deniers)

Posted by: NCwoof at March 30, 2014 04:15 PM (aUQgu)

51   1) Made my heart happy. Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 30, 2014 08:04 PM (/IQip) fnord (/IQip) YAY for small blessings. I hope things get better. 2) Some people need to stop saying they follow Dr. King when they believe the opposite of what he believed. 3) Did the Toxic Midget call anyone a c*** this time?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 30, 2014 04:16 PM (qyfb5)

52 Are those Padre uniforms new? What are they supposed to be? Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2014 08:12 PM (oMKp3) San Diego is a Heavy Military town especially with Navy/Marine. They have been wearing those Uniforms for a few years on special occasions or for all I know all home games.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2014 04:16 PM (nzKvP)

53 I used to like to listen to the Cubs games on the radio, but then Ronnie Santo had to go and die. It just isn't the same. Ronnie, l'll never forgive you for that. How could someone ever hold a grudge against Ronnie?Certainly not me.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 04:16 PM (l26B5)

54 Posted by: Clark -- the Cubs Pedo Bear Mascot at March 30, 2014 08:14 PM (08jH Oh. Thanks. I don't have my glasses on. And I may or may not have had one or more drinks.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2014 04:17 PM (oMKp3)

55 Why didn't President Obama throw out the furst pitch because he is in charge of the military ????

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at March 30, 2014 04:18 PM (iB0Q2)

56 That's right Ace...and they feel no shame over being rickrolled...

none at all.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2014 04:18 PM (TE35l)

57 Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 08:16 PM (l26B5) Oh my gosh I loved Ronnie. He was unintentionally hysterically funny.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2014 04:19 PM (oMKp3)

58 Lookit how quickly the subject changes.

Posted by: Wilsume Slickets at March 30, 2014 04:20 PM (2hGHS)

59 Every time I've seen the Padres in recent years, they've been wearing the desert digicam uniforms. I like them, but I am just a wee bit biased. My O's are gonna beat expectations this year, bank it. 85ish wins, I'm thinking. More if Machado gets healthy in a hurry.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2014 04:20 PM (6NGyP)

60 Snow is always a nice touch to round out the day. Bourbon is good for what ails ya, though. Killing the bottle of Knob Creek, myself. SSmmootthh..

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2014 04:20 PM (3X3ZR)

61 55 Yeqh, because he looked so manly, hip annd cool in his Mom jeans the last time.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 04:20 PM (ojnk6)

62 this is a fun game that we can play with liberals, like pretending a dumb Obama quote comes from Palin. Of course, it's rude because the GOP preemptively surrendered to the ideas that: 1. it's uncouth to accurately quote a liberal; and 2. we must let the donks shape the GOP's own quotes into the worst possible reconstruction without complaint. I always thought it was odd of the post Reagan Republican party to get away from effective messaging and embracing surrender, but who knows, GWHB did want to become a kindler, gentler party.

Posted by: joeindc44 at March 30, 2014 04:22 PM (+JbYP)

63 oh yeah, opening day out here for the O's tomorrow and then Nats home open on Friday! boyah! Nat's - O's world series, you guys.

Posted by: joeindc44 at March 30, 2014 04:23 PM (+JbYP)

64 Dodgers vs Padres right now on ESPN. Tomorrow is Cubs home opener.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2014 08:11 PM (oMKp3)


It's times like this I wish I had cable. GO DODGERS!

Posted by: pookysgirl at March 30, 2014 04:23 PM (kMnHs)

65 The Cubs are just a regional power.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at March 30, 2014 04:23 PM (hn5v5)

66 >>>Snow is always a nice touch to round out the day. Seriously, this winter is total bullshit. I'm gonna burn some tires and styrofoam to bring on this global warming I was promised. Some moron (ette?) said it better than I could the other day. Something like "march is supposed to come in like a lion and to out like a lamb. You don't get to do the lion thing twice. Stupid march"

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2014 04:23 PM (6NGyP)

67 And WGN is showing Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.

Its depressing when that dystopia starts to look okay.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 04:23 PM (2yQQy)

68 grammie winger, his passion was on his sleeve for everyone to see. He knew he was at times a goof. But he loved the Cubs, and we loved him.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 04:24 PM (l26B5)

69 >>>oh yeah, opening day out here for the O's tomorrow and then Nats home open on Friday! I feel a slight cold coming on that will necessitate leaving work around 3:05 or so tomorrow. *cough. cough*

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2014 04:25 PM (6NGyP)

70 I always thought it was odd of the post Reagan Republican party to get away from effective messaging and embracing surrender, but who knows, GWHB did want to become a kindler, gentler party. That was because Lee Atwater died and Karl Rove "took over".

Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2014 04:25 PM (102Hx)

71 I'm OK with rude. After all, they are the enemy. And the Marquis of Queensbury is dead. I want my Opposition Party !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2014 04:25 PM (3X3ZR)

72 I respect loyal fans of all baseball clubs. What I can't stand are jonney come latelys and people who jump on the bandwagon.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2014 04:26 PM (nzKvP)

73 We call it 'Underworld'. That's where Bartertown gets its energy. Burning babies makes energy.

Posted by: aunty entity u.k. at March 30, 2014 04:27 PM (hn5v5)

74 68 grammie winger, his passion was on his sleeve for everyone to see. He knew he was at times a goof. But he loved the Cubs, and we loved him. Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 08:24 PM (l26B5) Absolutely. You didn't even have to know the score to know how the Cubs were playing that day. You could just hear it in Santo's voice. He should have been voted into the Hall of Fame before he died, not after.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2014 04:28 PM (oMKp3)

75 I've always been a Yankees fan. Go, Yankees!

Posted by: hillary c. at March 30, 2014 04:28 PM (hn5v5)

76 I'm going to drink enough gin that I get up the courage to sail my yacht up the Volga in protest.

Posted by: Secretariat Kerry at March 30, 2014 04:28 PM (Aif/5)

77 DC, nice quote, that is kind of what we got here. I've seen it snow in April once in a while, wonder if we'll get that this year. "April showers bring May flowers" .... wonder how that will get twisted around this year.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2014 04:29 PM (3X3ZR)

78 As a huge Red Sox fan I can't wait for tomorrow to see Manny Ortez back on the field.

Posted by: John Kerry - fucking shit up someplace in the world at March 30, 2014 04:30 PM (08jH8)

79 I've seen it snow in April once in a while, wonder if we'll get that this year. Joe Bastardi thinks there could be snow into June this year in some areas of the Great Lakes. The global warming guys are on the ropes, this could be the KO.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2014 04:30 PM (102Hx)

80 "What I can't stand are jonney come latelys and people who jump on the bandwagon."

The way MLB is structured, I don't see anyone jumping on the Brewers bandwagon anytime soon. So it's just us diehards.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 30, 2014 04:31 PM (IV4od)

81 I am so sick of the hateful bitch being in The People's House. She is worse than her clownfucker husband.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 30, 2014 04:32 PM (a24S1)

82 I had no idea we would be getting snow here in the beltway today. It turned to rain the last hour but it's supposed to get real cold and turn back to snow.

Posted by: joeindc44 at March 30, 2014 04:33 PM (+JbYP)

83 “I pay 15 cents for my insurance!” she said." >>

Which is a worse reason this could happen.

We paid billions for a crappy website that accidentally gives out lottery insurance. (like those $1 flights airline websites randomly kick out)

Or Someone actually set up a system that bills people for 15 cents?

Posted by: The Hickster at March 30, 2014 04:33 PM (TI3xG)

84 40 Gee everybody seems to be thinking the same thing about the Cubs. Funny stuff Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2014 08:10 PM (nzKvP) The Cubs are to winning, as I am to integrity. Except, they don't diddle little boys, AFAIK. See how I used that acronym? I knows how to use the innerwebz.

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 30, 2014 04:34 PM (z8eTx)

85 I'm going to drink enough gin that I get up the courage to sail my yacht up the Volga write a mildly peevish letter in protest. Posted by: Secretariat Kerry at March 30, 2014 08:28 PM (Aif/5) FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 30, 2014 04:35 PM (yz6yg)

86 Rain turns to ice in the Beltway.

Hey its Traffic Hockey during rush hour.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 04:35 PM (2yQQy)

87 A statement is, by definition, racist if it is said by a White person. A statement that isn't said by a White person is thus anti-racist. QED

Posted by: Critical Race Studies (Community College) Professor at March 30, 2014 04:35 PM (AymDN)

88 look at you people

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2014 04:36 PM (rDidD)

89 yeah, I agree we should be rude and not obey the democrat's rules for polite republicans. But then we have to deal with the "doing [core principal or basic campaigning technique] is only driving the moderates from the party" bullshit. This message is reinforced whenever an imperfect GOP candidate loses. Even in VA race where the donks had to create a libertarian candidate to get a piddling plurality election win. Right, the cooch lost because he was too extreme, not because he was unfunded, unloved, and the WashPost had it in for him*. *don't forget that massive influxes of 3rd world immigrants who vote democrat no matter what doesn't help. The donks pretend they're getting serious issue voters when they've basically got a monopoly on day laborers and the Wire. Which is why, again, the polite republican surrender agenda seems odd to me.

Posted by: joeindc44 at March 30, 2014 04:36 PM (+JbYP)

90 A statement is, by definition, racist if it is said by a White person. A statement that isn't said by a White person is thus anti-racist. QED Posted by: Critical Race Studies (Community College) Professor if it is about white people it is necessarily not racist.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2014 04:37 PM (rDidD)

91 I can't get over the bitch getting insurance for 15 cents a month. Medicaid I can accept. It's substandard insurance with a crappy network. (Oh look, so is Obamacare...hmm) What I can't accept is the fact that some are paying $12,000/ year with a $12,000 deductible for the same damn insurance as this woman is basically getting for free. Work less. Go on welfare. There's literally no benefit to working hard. All you get is punched in the face.

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 04:37 PM (hFL/3)

92 and remmeber, the donks have no problem insulting our "base" as a bunch of bible humping cousing lovers or 1-percenter soulless plutocrats.

Posted by: joeindc44 at March 30, 2014 04:38 PM (+JbYP)

93 "The global warming guys are on the ropes, this could be the KO." They'll simply push the Climate Change theory and use the fact that it's snowing in June in the Great Lakes as proof of that. Slackers got to get their grant money. Got to.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2014 04:38 PM (8KNrF)

94 I listen to Brewers games to hear Bob Uecker. The team...phew.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 04:39 PM (l26B5)

95 Work less. Go on welfare. There's literally no benefit to working hard. All you get is punched in the face. Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 08:37 PM (hFL/3) NOW you're getting it!!!!

Posted by: Francis Fox Piven [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 30, 2014 04:39 PM (yz6yg)

96 the O's radio guy is pretty good. Joe Angel or something.

Posted by: joeindc44 at March 30, 2014 04:39 PM (+JbYP)

97 How the Hell do you italicize around here? Has that question already been asked?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2014 04:41 PM (8KNrF)

98 Jeb Bush in 2016, yo!

Posted by: Boom! at March 30, 2014 04:42 PM (MV98J)

99 [ i ]  and  [ / i ]

Remove blank spaces.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 04:42 PM (2yQQy)

100 I believe FLOTUS and POTUS have exhorted black audiences to "get cousin Pookie off the couch" to go vote. Some pretty negative inferences there

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 04:42 PM (zOTsN)

101 How the Hell do you italicize around here? Has that question already been asked? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2014 08:41 PM (8KNrF) The REAL question is, what did Pixy do with our ampersands. Oh! Look! I found some!!! &&&&&&&&&

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 30, 2014 04:42 PM (yz6yg)

102 The global warming guys are on the ropes, this could be the KO. Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2014 08:30 PM (102Hx) They'll never stop. They're doubling down on the doom and gloom now. They will continue to pound climate change and at least 25% of the populace will continue to believe it.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 30, 2014 04:42 PM (z8eTx)

103 and of course, FLOTUS also refers to young people as "knuckaheads"

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 04:42 PM (zOTsN)

104 How the Hell do you italicize around here? **** use [] not

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2014 04:42 PM (DmNpO)

105 & yep, I just did that

Posted by: Boom! at March 30, 2014 04:42 PM (MV98J)

106 &&&&&&&&&&&&

Sean Sean, you really want to wake up in a hotel bath tub after the meet up missing a kidney? 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 04:42 PM (2yQQy)

107 [ ] not < >

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2014 04:43 PM (DmNpO)

108 Sometimes Maher surprises like Chris Matthews used to.  I am sure they (MFM) will make sure that he doesn't stray too far away from orthodoxy in the future.  Chris Matthews used to be downright brutal to Bubba (as were some old school journos like Brinkley).   Make no mistake though..... Maher is all in for Teh JEF.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 30, 2014 04:43 PM (jucos)

109 Well, when I try to show what not to use, it erases them.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2014 04:43 PM (DmNpO)

110 Thanks

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2014 04:43 PM (8KNrF)

111 Sean Sean, you really want to wake up in a hotel bath tub after the meet up missing a kidney? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 08:42 PM (2yQQy) I hired a body double just for NoVAMoMee. I'll be fine.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 30, 2014 04:45 PM (yz6yg)

112 Am a fan of the Minors.

Carolina Mudcats -  Zebulon, NC

Posted by: NCwoof at March 30, 2014 04:45 PM (aUQgu)

113 And now we have another willing potential sacrifice for the Barrel.  Eerr hhrrmmm  yeah Tribute that's it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 04:45 PM (2yQQy)

114 Jeb Bush in 2016! Com-on, lets give the socialists, er Democrats another 4 years to delay Obama Care to 2020

Posted by: Boom! at March 30, 2014 04:45 PM (MV98J)

115 test

Posted by: joeindc44 at March 30, 2014 04:45 PM (+JbYP)

116 Jon Miller doing Giants games, Vin Scully for the Dodgers, and Uecker w the Brewers are my favorite announcers. I wish someone would let Mark Levin do color analysis for a game or two. I'd listen to that.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 04:46 PM (l26B5)

117 CNN Breaking News ‏@cnnbrk 21m There is little time left to rein in climate change, a U.N. panel concludes. http://cnn.it/1dIg4Aj

Posted by: jeannebodine at March 30, 2014 04:46 PM (2LJqa)

118 oooh ahhhh

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 04:46 PM (hFL/3)

119 Com-on, lets give the socialists, er Democrats another 4 years to delay Obama Care to 2020 *********** the only thing that won't be delayed is abortions and pills for all for free y'alls. Pretty soon, they'll require pills, rubbers, abortions, and morning afters to be supplied by and administered by priests and bishops

Posted by: joeindc44 at March 30, 2014 04:47 PM (+JbYP)

120 strike thru you know you can do it

Posted by: Boom! at March 30, 2014 04:47 PM (MV98J)

121 The weather always looks great in San Diego.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2014 04:47 PM (nzKvP)

122 Soon.

Posted by: The barrel at March 30, 2014 04:47 PM (Ua6T/)

123 CNN Breaking News: We like to smell our own farts!

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 04:47 PM (hFL/3)

124 How the Hell do you italicize around here?>>

Be careful to close those tags people above showed you or you will be italicizing from the Barrel.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 30, 2014 04:48 PM (TI3xG)

125 underline fo the win?

Posted by: Boom! at March 30, 2014 04:48 PM (MV98J)

126 Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2014 08:45 PM (yz6yg) Curses, foiled again!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 30, 2014 04:48 PM (o3MSL)

127 Am a fan of the Minors. Posted by: NCwoof at March 30, 2014 08:45 PM (aUQgu) Me too.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 30, 2014 04:48 PM (AymDN)

128 Now is the time for the Barrel to be fed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 04:48 PM (2yQQy)

129 We like to smell our own farts! Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 08:47 PM (hFL/3) Dutch oven anyone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2014 04:49 PM (nzKvP)

130 Faster, Lauren, faster,!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 30, 2014 04:49 PM (hn5v5)

131 Climate change causes black holes, and black holes cause airplanes to go missing.

We must stop climate change if we want our skies to be safe!!!

Posted by: CNN at March 30, 2014 04:49 PM (08jH8)

132 anyone know how this place gets centered from time to time?

Posted by: Boom! at March 30, 2014 04:49 PM (MV98J)

133 anyone know how this place gets centered from time to time?
Loose shit.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 30, 2014 04:50 PM (hn5v5)

134 I like Frozen Four Hockey. Go UND!

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 04:50 PM (zOTsN)

135 Gotta get me while they're young.

Posted by: Woody Allen at March 30, 2014 04:50 PM (Aif/5)

136 >>>Jon Miller doing Giants games Former O's guy from the 80s and early 90s, iirc. I was bummed when he left, but I really like Joe Angel. Especially how he rolls his R's when pronouncing the names of Latin players.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2014 04:50 PM (6NGyP)

137 anyone know how this place gets centered from time to time? *** When Ace or a COB forgets to close a center tab in the post

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2014 04:50 PM (DmNpO)

138 anyone know how this place gets centered from time to time? Posted by: Boom after some meditation

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 04:51 PM (zOTsN)

139 Soon.
Posted by: The barrel>>

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Well played.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 30, 2014 04:51 PM (TI3xG)

140 117 UN Panel concludes "There is little time to rein in climate change", because the marks are waking up!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 30, 2014 04:51 PM (o3MSL)

141 Just worry when the Barrel says Zuul!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 04:51 PM (2yQQy)

142 See you at 11:00 on the ONT---Mr Selfridge (series two) is about to start.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 30, 2014 04:51 PM (hn5v5)

143 We cant call holes black anymore, that's racist.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 04:51 PM (l26B5)

144 ee you at 11:00 on the ONT---Mr Selfridge (series two) is about to start. Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2014 08:51 PM (hn5v5) Assuming we don't get another provisional ONT an hour lateÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 30, 2014 04:52 PM (AymDN)

145 they mean "There is little time to rein in those cap and trade dollars for a little income redistribution in the name of environmental justice"

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 04:53 PM (zOTsN)

146 Sorry, never cared to italicize before. Quotes always worked for me. Just expanding my horizons.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2014 04:53 PM (8KNrF)

147 We cant call holes black anymore, that's racist. Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 08:51 PM (l26B5) er, those are now 'non light emiting holes'

Posted by: Boom! at March 30, 2014 04:53 PM (MV98J)

148 Faster, Lauren, faster,! Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2014 08:49 PM (hn5v5) ::: grabs popcorn ::: I didn't know it was the ONT already

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 30, 2014 04:53 PM (yz6yg)

149 >>>We cant call holes black anymore, that's racist.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 08:51 PM (l26B5)<<<



No no no, it's ok if I do it.

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 30, 2014 04:54 PM (08jH8)

150 Someone tell Sean its not the ONT yet and he better put his pants back on.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 04:55 PM (2yQQy)

151 A question for the goof that thought a non-light emitting hole swallowed the airliner: if it can suck a 777 out of the atmosphere why doesn't also suck the CO2 up as well?

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 04:57 PM (l26B5)

152 test&&&test

Posted by: irongrampa at March 30, 2014 04:57 PM (SAMxH)

153 Someone tell Sean its not the ONT yet and he better put his pants back on. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 08:55 PM (2yQQy) What do you mean by back on??

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 30, 2014 04:58 PM (yz6yg)

154 more testing

Posted by: irongrampa at March 30, 2014 04:58 PM (SAMxH)

155 A non light emitting hole that sucks up money is known as a Sharpton!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 30, 2014 04:59 PM (o3MSL)

156 GWHB did want to become a kindler, gentler party. - The same theory Barky uses for foreign policy and with the same results.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 30, 2014 04:59 PM (Mogjf)

157 >>> Someone tell Sean its not the ONT yet and he better put his pants back on. No big deal. It's Sunday night.

Posted by: Walmart #347 at March 30, 2014 05:00 PM (Ua6T/)

158 GWHB did want to become a kindler, gentler party.

Does it involve lemons?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 30, 2014 05:00 PM (30eLQ)

159 >>>What do you mean by back on?? I see someone else is a fan of Sunday Funday. Attaboy. Mine started at lunch, with three top shelf margaritas.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2014 05:01 PM (6NGyP)

160 once more &&

Posted by: irongrampa at March 30, 2014 05:01 PM (SAMxH)

161 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 08:55 PM (2yQQy) Not to worry, Sean's just practicing for the NoVAMoMee!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 30, 2014 05:02 PM (o3MSL)

162 The Mooch "racist'. Nah--more whiney bitch.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 30, 2014 05:03 PM (wdHk6)

163 Does anyone know when Michelle Obama is going have a press conference to tell us what she accomplished in China? I would love to know this because we track this and measure it against Bush's screw-ups.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at March 30, 2014 05:03 PM (iB0Q2)

164 127     Roman

Fun neeee!    O, laffs out louds

Posted by: Third Grade Educator at March 30, 2014 05:03 PM (aUQgu)

165 "156 GWHB did want to become a kindler, gentler party. " Look, here's the thing. We're the dads in America's family. Dad has to be a hardass or the kids turn into hellions. When dads decide to be the kids' friend we get Miley Cyrus.

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 05:04 PM (hFL/3)

166 UN Panel concludes "There is little time to rein in climate change - One of the things buried in the report is that global warming will discourage more active sports like football and encourage less active like golf. That's right. We must stop this before we have an explosion of golfers.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 30, 2014 05:04 PM (Mogjf)

167 the last time &&

Posted by: irongrampa at March 30, 2014 05:04 PM (SAMxH)

168  
   Ok, we're all fucking done with that shit.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 30, 2014 05:05 PM (SAMxH)

169 Posted by: WalrusRex at March 30, 2014 09:04 PM (Mogjf) So that's why Obama has been dragging his feet on AGW, he doesn't want to queue up for a tee time!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 30, 2014 05:05 PM (o3MSL)

170 Margueritas, uh no. 3 fingers of CC over ice, hold the water back.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 05:06 PM (l26B5)

171 Posted by: irongrampa at March 30, 2014 09:04 PM (SAMxH) & what were the test results?

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 30, 2014 05:07 PM (o3MSL)

172 How Hollywood would remake Disney movies to make them more relevant.

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/selection-du-weekend-81-49.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 05:07 PM (2yQQy)

173 Embrace the darkness, irongrampa.

Posted by: Darth Barrel at March 30, 2014 05:07 PM (Ua6T/)

174 accomplished???? Everything they've been doing is a back-assward myth making because they absolutely have to set up a camelot mythology around their time in office. So do? She exists to be feted. Thus, in China, she was exulted. And thus, the Obama's have a legacy. A legacy of media puffed exultation which ignores the flames burning everything down. Or Putin's laughter. Too bad for Qaddafy that he didn't border Russia, eh?

Posted by: joeindc44 at March 30, 2014 05:07 PM (+JbYP)

175 I think I will just leave this here. Collapse the spaces.

https://images. encyclopediadramatica .es/b/b3/ CAMWHORE.jpg

Though I'm sure it will only encourage that disgusting Ewok who runs this pathetic racist hate site.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at March 30, 2014 05:08 PM (G6U3l)

176 172 These idiots are out of ideas.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 05:09 PM (ojnk6)

177 bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 30, 2014 05:09 PM (V4CBV)

178 The GOP took a lot of wrong lessons from losing 92 and 96. Instead of "kiss Perot's ass so he doesn't run, and thus keep all future vote splitters out of the race," it became "gee, maybe we were wrong about most of our core issues," even as Newt was handing Clinton the only things that Clinton could claim as his legacy (welfare reform, NAFTA, Ginch's deficit reduction which was forced on an unwilling Bubba). OF course, I think Bubba probably thinks he was responsible for the internet boom.

Posted by: joeindc44 at March 30, 2014 05:10 PM (+JbYP)

179 @171

   A vain attempt to use ampersands.  Nothing I tried worked, using Firefox.

    I have the latest version, with Noscript and Adblock, which hasn't been a problem until now.  Browser hangs like it used to, before I added those items.

    Watching the site load, there are more scripts loading than I've ever seen--almost like the addons were meaningless.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 30, 2014 05:12 PM (SAMxH)

180 Not the God Damn Cubs...lord almighty. The most depressing, loser filled angst ridden team EVER. So sad, went to Wrigley Field and the Cubs store was so depressing with dust on everything and that crappy piss sad blue uniform. Makes it hard to watch baseball.

Posted by: IrishEd at March 30, 2014 05:12 PM (bfm04)

181 How the Hell do you italicize around here?

Has that question already been asked?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2014 08:41 PM (8KNrF)

Use BB code.  Basically, square brackets instead of the ones you use for HTML.  Can be used for more than just italics, but (especially) on this site, not for much more.  That is less of a question of capabilities, by the way, than it is a choice of what "flavor" of BB code to implement, which is dealer's choice.


Posted by: CQD at March 30, 2014 05:12 PM (4iOIE)

182 HooooooordeÂ…Â…Â… So I'm a little drunk at the momentÂ… Who we pissing off?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2014 05:12 PM (GEICT)

183
   I would also like a 30 second dialogue with the one responsible for my situation.

   He/she could utilize the recovery time to ponder the wisdom of his/her actions.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 30, 2014 05:14 PM (SAMxH)

184 I've been searching out clips on YouTube for Zardoz.  Yep, Sean Connery in red...hold-all with suspenders and stompy boots.
(go find your own pictures, if you want)

I've seen the future and it doesn't work

Posted by: Kindletot at March 30, 2014 05:14 PM (SLPg0)

185 Posted by: irongrampa at March 30, 2014 09:12 PM (SAMxH) This site seems to bog down every browser I've tried and I haven't found an add-on that seems to help.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 30, 2014 05:15 PM (o3MSL)

186 185 Chrome on an Andriod tablet has no issues with the site.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 05:15 PM (ojnk6)

187 So I'm a little drunk at the momentÂ… Who we pissing off? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2014 09:12 PM (GEICT) Well if I start back on Brannon, that would be Hammer. I'll give it a rest. ha ha.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2014 05:16 PM (0FSuD)

188 So I'm a little drunk at the momentÂ… Who we pissing off? - Who you got?

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 30, 2014 05:17 PM (Mogjf)

189 Trying this on an IPad mini. I don't do apple very well.

Posted by: Rooster at March 30, 2014 05:17 PM (puNd6)

190 186, ditto.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 05:18 PM (l26B5)

191 >>>So I'm a little drunk at the momentÂ… Who we pissing off? Me too. And everyone. You FUCKING RINO.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2014 05:18 PM (6NGyP)

192 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 09:15 PM (ojnk6) I am running a Google free computer.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 30, 2014 05:19 PM (o3MSL)

193 Bill Maher is a grade A number 1 asshole.

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 05:19 PM (JdEZJ)

194 Who you got? Posted by: WalrusRex at March 30, 2014 09:17 PM (Mogjf) The alcohol is soaking in more and moreÂ…..but I'm laughing my fucking ass off at the Horde on Facebook. Somebody posted a thread in a Moron group about adding "In My Ass" to song titles. We're well over 200 comments and they're getting funnier as we go.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2014 05:19 PM (GEICT)

195 And Google is evil.

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 05:19 PM (JdEZJ)

196 "She’s talking to Black people,” Bell retorted. “We talk to each other differently than we talk to you.” Fuckin racist. He might as well have said 'You People'.

Posted by: toby928© at March 30, 2014 05:20 PM (QupBk)

197 Me too. And everyone. You FUCKING RINO. Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2014 09:18 PM (6NGyP) I'm not a FUCKING RINOÂ….You're a MOTHERFUCKING RINO

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2014 05:20 PM (GEICT)

198 BC, below is a link to a youtube video that picks Common Core apart piece. This thing needs to be killed with fire and extreme prejudice. Long, but worth it. http://tinyurl.com/m7e3q7d

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 05:20 PM (ojnk6)

199 @  185

    Funny, Hrothgar,with the older version there was never any problem while using the aforementioned addons.

   No bog at all.  Only recently--as I said, it's as if those addons were irrelevant.

    Something new with FF, I'm guessing--not necessarily beneficial to users.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 30, 2014 05:21 PM (SAMxH)

200 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2014 09:19 PM (GEICT) Linkie?

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 30, 2014 05:21 PM (o3MSL)

201 Quit your day job

Write a novel

Compose a cowboy poem
Turn on, tune in, drop out

It's Obamacare Eve.

Posted by: DNC Pelosi at March 30, 2014 05:21 PM (7xFRB)

202 I get it. Didn't Chicago have a song "Love Me Tonight"? In my aaass. Hahhahaha

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 05:22 PM (JdEZJ)

203 194, here's one for you:Billy don't be a hero (in my ass)

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 05:22 PM (l26B5)

204 The bad guy on TWD just got killed cuz he was mono logging predictable

Posted by: mccool at March 30, 2014 05:23 PM (UQcFV)

205 Bonnie Tyler sings, "I need a hero (in my a@@)" 

Oh dear...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 05:23 PM (2yQQy)

206 198 BC, below is a link to a youtube video that picks Common Core apart piece. This thing needs to be killed with fire and extreme prejudice. Long, but worth it. http://tinyurl.com/m7e3q7d Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 09:20 PM (ojnk6) I've fucking raged on CC, here and on Facebook. Linkie? Posted by: Hrothgar at March 30, 2014 09:21 PM (o3MSL) http://tinyurl.com/la3jhca

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2014 05:23 PM (GEICT)

207 #182, me, all correctly-thinking persons, and especially our beloved multiracial President. All of you have been pissing us all off for years, you cousin-fucking trailer trash from flyover country. Don't you have meth to cook and underage relatives to molest?

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at March 30, 2014 05:24 PM (G6U3l)

208 203 Muskrat Love...

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 30, 2014 05:24 PM (o3MSL)

209 Baby baby dont get hooked on me. In my ass.

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 05:24 PM (JdEZJ)

210 Thanks, CQD All these years I had no idea I am a moron goob.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2014 05:25 PM (8KNrF)

211 When you have some time, watch the clip. It gets picked apart by Educators as well, as Students. Bottom line, as with most idiotic ideas like this, is follow the money.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 05:26 PM (ojnk6)

212 >>>I'm not a FUCKING RINOÂ….You're a MOTHERFUCKING RINO Maybe. Maybe. But at least I don't consider red bull and vodka to be the greatest expression of distilled grain known to man.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2014 05:26 PM (6NGyP)

213 I want you to want me ( in my ass.)

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 05:26 PM (hFL/3)

214 here's one for you:Billy don't be a hero (in my ass) Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 09:22 PM (l26B5) Metallica: Ride the Lightning in my ass. The Thing That Should Not Be in my ass Motorhead: Iron Fist in my ass (We Are) The Road Crew in my ass AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap in my ass

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 30, 2014 05:27 PM (AymDN)

215 Maybe. Maybe. But at least I don't consider red bull and vodka to be the greatest expression of distilled grain known to man. Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2014 09:26 PM (6NGyP) OH FUCK YOU. That is not the greatestÂ….YOU FUCKING RINOÂ…..double jack and coke is the greatest. RINO.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2014 05:27 PM (GEICT)

216 I'm Hooked On a Feeling (In My Ass).

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 30, 2014 05:28 PM (Mogjf)

217 Wierd Al Yankovich: At the Gas station of love, I got the self service pump (up my ass)

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 05:29 PM (l26B5)

218 Comfortably Numb In My Ass

Posted by: Pink Floyd at March 30, 2014 05:29 PM (Aif/5)

219 Parliament -- Flashlight in my ass

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 05:29 PM (Ua6T/)

220 I Want Candy (In my ass)

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2014 05:29 PM (udjuE)

221 Of course, the In My Ass is implied in every Judus Priest song.

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 05:30 PM (hFL/3)

222 >>>double jack and coke is the greatest. Oh, bless your heart. I remember when I thought that. I was 19.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2014 05:30 PM (6NGyP)

223 Tainted Love (in my ass)

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2014 05:30 PM (udjuE)

224 Don't Do Me Like That In My Ass.

Posted by: Tom Petty at March 30, 2014 05:30 PM (Aif/5)

225 All You Need Is Love (In My Ass).

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 30, 2014 05:30 PM (Mogjf)

226 Janie Got A Gun In My Ass

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2014 05:31 PM (3LVcP)

227 Oh, bless your heart. I remember when I thought that. I was 19. Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2014 09:30 PM (6NGyP) Yeah, it's too bad you got old and pussified.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2014 05:31 PM (GEICT)

228 Love Me Again, In My Ass.

Posted by: John Newman at March 30, 2014 05:31 PM (Aif/5)

229 One of Maher's guests pulled the "black people talking to other black people" card.

Not the strongest card in the deck, but not paltry either.

A jack, I guess.

Late, but WTH: http://youtu.be/L3fP18gIoAY

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 05:31 PM (0AKks)

230 The Tubes -- Don't Touch Me There in my ass

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 05:31 PM (Ua6T/)

231 The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (In My Ass).

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 30, 2014 05:32 PM (Mogjf)

232 Candle In The Wind In My Ass

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2014 05:32 PM (3LVcP)

233 Bill Maher?   I've taken dumps that had more personality than that sack of porcelain garnishment.   I'd rather endure a colonoscopy prep then even have to look at the crap weasel;   much less listen to any of the verbal diarrhea that constantly spews from his effeminate mouth.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at March 30, 2014 05:32 PM (9u2hL)

234 Doobie Brothers: Tell me what you want (in my ass)

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 05:32 PM (l26B5)

235 The Tubes?  The Buggles.

"Video killed the radio star in my a@@"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 05:32 PM (2yQQy)

236

The way MLB is structured, I don't see anyone jumping on the Brewers bandwagon anytime soon. So it's just us diehards. Posted by: lowandslow at March 30, 2014 08:31 PM (IV4od)

 

As a Brewers fan, I deeply love the Cubs. I don't want the Cubs to ever change.

 

At another site, a Cubs fan was saying the one time he ventured to the South Side to see the other team, it looked like most of the White Sox fans were out on parole.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 30, 2014 05:32 PM (R3gO3)

237 I'm dying over here. I've infected the Horde with the "In My Ass" meme. Beautiful.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2014 05:33 PM (GEICT)

238 Any Way You Want It In My Ass.

Posted by: Journey at March 30, 2014 05:33 PM (Aif/5)

239 Fairies wear boots ( in my ass.)

Posted by: The Hickster at March 30, 2014 05:33 PM (TI3xG)

240 Rocky Raccoon (In My Ass)

Posted by: R Gere at March 30, 2014 05:33 PM (o3MSL)

241 Livin' Thing (in my ass)

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2014 05:33 PM (udjuE)

242 IIIIIIII e IIII e IIIIeIII Will always love youehooo. In my asseass.

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 05:33 PM (JdEZJ)

243 The cult: She Sells Sanctuary in my ass. The seeds: Pushin' Too Hard in my ass Link Wray: Rumble in my ass

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 30, 2014 05:33 PM (AymDN)

244 Shine A Light Up My Ass

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2014 05:33 PM (3LVcP)

245 I would do anything for love, but I won't do that (in my ass)

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 05:33 PM (hFL/3)

246 "Give me all your loving in my a@@"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 05:34 PM (2yQQy)

247 Tonight's the Night (in my ass).

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 05:34 PM (0AKks)

248 The Chain In My Ass.

Posted by: Fleeetwood Mac at March 30, 2014 05:34 PM (Aif/5)

249

Paul Ryan is such a girl. He should have busted Joe Biden in the chops when he had the chance.

Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2014 05:34 PM (btTLZ)

250 ZZ Top, "Tube snake boogie in my a@@"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 05:34 PM (2yQQy)

251 Go All The Way In My Ass

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2014 05:34 PM (3LVcP)

252 If Loving You Is Wrong, I Don't Want to Be Right In My Ass.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 30, 2014 05:35 PM (Mogjf)

253 Saving all my love for you (in my ass).

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 05:35 PM (ojnk6)

254
   Everyone has a case of the ass, it seems.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 30, 2014 05:35 PM (SAMxH)

255 William, It Was Really Nothing (In My Ass)

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 05:35 PM (hFL/3)

256 We Built This City (in my ass).

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 05:35 PM (0AKks)

257 Foriegner: Hot Blooded (in my ass)

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 05:35 PM (l26B5)

258 I Can't Take It In My Ass

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2014 05:36 PM (3LVcP)

259 >>Don't you have meth to cook and underage relatives to molest? Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont Nah, I'm not from Vermont.

Posted by: Hank at March 30, 2014 05:36 PM (3rrMW)

260 Er... everyone is drunk and Mary is a sock?

Posted by: Synova at March 30, 2014 05:36 PM (7/PU+)

261 Around The World In My Ass.

Posted by: Red Hot Chili Peppers at March 30, 2014 05:36 PM (Aif/5)

262 254 You may thank BC for getting this malady rolling, IG.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 05:36 PM (ojnk6)

263 Chain of Fools In My Ass.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 30, 2014 05:36 PM (Mogjf)

264 Try A Little Tenderness In My Ass

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 05:36 PM (Ua6T/)

265 Magic Carpet Ride (in my ass).

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 05:36 PM (0AKks)

266 Still Doin' Time In My Ass

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 05:36 PM (hFL/3)

267 Does anyone remember the story from 2 yrs ago.about a father sewing his son's ass shut?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 30, 2014 05:36 PM (sNOa1)

268 Elvis and Zeppelin work the best Don't Be Cruel (in my ass) Burnin' Love (in my ass) Jailhouse Rock (in my ass) WHole Lotta Love (in my ass) Black Dog (I can't even type it) When the Levee Breaks (in my ass)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 30, 2014 05:37 PM (nvT5F)

269

Brown Sugar (in my ass)

 

 The Night Chicago Died (in my ass)

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 30, 2014 05:37 PM (R3gO3)

270 Iron Maiden: The Prisoner in my ass

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 30, 2014 05:37 PM (AymDN)

271 God Put A Smile Upon Your Face In My Ass.

Posted by: Coldplay at March 30, 2014 05:37 PM (Aif/5)

272 What times the Cubs game tomorrow? Just wondering when they'll be officially eliminated. Posted by: Adam at March 30, 2014 08:07 PM (Aif/5) __________________ Weren't the Cubs officially eliminated on January 15, 2013?

Posted by: alwyr at March 30, 2014 05:37 PM (V0j3u)

273 R E S P E C T Find out what it means to me. Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 05:37 PM (JdEZJ)

274 I take full credit for this. I'm dying over here. Love you all.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2014 05:38 PM (GEICT)

275 Knowing Me, Knowing You (in my ass)

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2014 05:38 PM (udjuE)

276 The Trooper In My Ass.

Posted by: Iron Maiden at March 30, 2014 05:38 PM (Aif/5)

277 I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing In My Ass

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2014 05:38 PM (3LVcP)

278 Cubs open in Pittsburgh White Sox home vs. Twins

Posted by: seamrog at March 30, 2014 05:38 PM (eQDQD)

279 >>>I'm dying over here. I've infected the Horde with the "In My Ass" meme. That and Hep C. The former is funny. The latter, not so much. Ok, I'll take a try: Walk with me in Hell (in my ass)

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2014 05:39 PM (6NGyP)

280 Well duh. Ring of Fire In My Ass

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 05:39 PM (hFL/3)

281 I am so going to leave this song title thing alone, and the Knob Creek is all gone anyway. G'night all, & good luck to all you employed people tomorrow.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2014 05:39 PM (3X3ZR)

282 Ozzy: Crazy Train in my ass Mr. Crowley in my ass

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 30, 2014 05:39 PM (AymDN)

283 Sealed With A Kiss In My Ass

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 05:39 PM (Ua6T/)

284 Have A Cigar In My Ass.

Posted by: P. Floyd at March 30, 2014 05:39 PM (Aif/5)

285 Imagine all the people ...

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 05:39 PM (JdEZJ)

286 Hey You In My Ass.

Posted by: P. Floyd at March 30, 2014 05:40 PM (Aif/5)

287 In Through the Out Door ( doesn't even need the rest of it)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 30, 2014 05:40 PM (nvT5F)

288

Thriller in my ass.

 

Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2014 05:40 PM (btTLZ)

289 Some Guys Have All The Luck (in my ass)

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2014 05:40 PM (udjuE)

290 Conway Twitty: Desperado Love (in my ass)

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 05:40 PM (l26B5)

291

Billie Jean in my ass.

 

Wipeout in my ass

 

Norwegian Wood in my ass.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 30, 2014 05:40 PM (R3gO3)

292 I Just Had Sex In My Ass.

Posted by: The Lonely Island at March 30, 2014 05:41 PM (Aif/5)

293 Ain't No Sunshine... /thread

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 30, 2014 05:41 PM (sNOa1)

294 Jesus just left Chicago (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 05:41 PM (0AKks)

295 Rolling Stones -- Start Me Up in my ass

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 05:41 PM (Ua6T/)

296 The Stranger (in my ass).

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 05:41 PM (ojnk6)

297 Muskrat Love (in my ass)

Posted by: The Hickster at March 30, 2014 05:41 PM (TI3xG)

298 Close to you in my ass

Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2014 05:41 PM (btTLZ)

299 Beat It In My Ass

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2014 05:41 PM (3LVcP)

300 I Know What Boys Like In My Ass

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 05:41 PM (hFL/3)

301 Pink Floyd: The Gnome in my ass Scarecrow in my ass Careful with that Axe, Eugene, in my ass Waiting for the Worms in my ass Pigs (three different kinds) in my ass Sheep in my ass Welcome to the Machine in my ass Have a Cigar in my ass

Posted by: The Political Hat (not into ass stuff) at March 30, 2014 05:41 PM (AymDN)

302 The Twist. Come on baby. Let's do the twist.

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 05:42 PM (JdEZJ)

303 Nirvana -- Smells Like Teen Spirit in my ass

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 05:42 PM (Ua6T/)

304 Nobody remember s that story?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 30, 2014 05:42 PM (sNOa1)

305 I honestly believe the number one cause for racism in this country is black people and white liberals screaming "RACIST!" at every opportunity.

Posted by: Uniden at March 30, 2014 05:42 PM (13G+x)

306 You Rock Me All Night Long...in my ass

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 05:42 PM (hFL/3)

307 Hit me with your best shot (in my ass).

Posted by: Hank at March 30, 2014 05:42 PM (3rrMW)

308 The Firm - Radioactive (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 05:42 PM (0AKks)

309 oooh, Conway Twitty works great! It's Only Make Believe (in my ass) I Can Tell You've Never Been This Far Before (in me ass) I Just Love to Lay You Down (in my ass)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 30, 2014 05:42 PM (nvT5F)

310 Warren Zevon: Excitable Boy in my ass

Posted by: The Political Hat (not into ass stuff) at March 30, 2014 05:43 PM (AymDN)

311 Thanks, CQD

All these years I had no idea

I am a moron goob.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2014 09:25 PM (8KNrF)

No problem, and really the main issue is that the HTML-driven menu bar still displays above the comments box, even though it is now completely non-functional.  Which is a bit confusing.  This site used to accept HTML in the comments, but that led to hacking issues.  Now the comments are set to filter out all externally generated HTML input.  BB code is an intermediating mechanism that translates into HTML, but only after a screening process.  If you look at the page source, what you will see is that your BB code instructions have been turned into HTML (which is why, if you looked at the "funny" comments posted by others you would get no clue as to the actual problem), but only for a pre-set range of formatting instructions, as determined by the site.
 

Posted by: CQD at March 30, 2014 05:43 PM (4iOIE)

312 Neil Young -- Like A Hurricane in my ass

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 05:43 PM (Ua6T/)

313 Love Is Only A Feeling In My Ass.

Posted by: The Darkness at March 30, 2014 05:43 PM (Aif/5)

314 All You Zombies In My Ass

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2014 05:44 PM (3LVcP)

315 Johnny Cash A Boy Named Sue (in my ass)

Posted by: The Hickster at March 30, 2014 05:44 PM (TI3xG)

316

Does this in my as stuff work with old tv shows?

Bonanza in my ass?

Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2014 05:44 PM (btTLZ)

317 Shotgun Willie (in my ass)

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 05:44 PM (l26B5)

318 Up where we belong (in my ass)

Posted by: Hank at March 30, 2014 05:44 PM (3rrMW)

319 Quiet Riot: Bang Your Head in my ass Cum on Feel the Noize in my ass

Posted by: The Political Hat (not into ass stuff) at March 30, 2014 05:44 PM (AymDN)

320 Split Enz: I Got You (in my ass)
Squeeze: Pulling Mussels (in my ass), Is That Love? (in my ass)

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2014 05:44 PM (udjuE)

321 Redneck In My Ass.

Posted by: Lamb of God at March 30, 2014 05:45 PM (Aif/5)

322 Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 30, 2014 09:42 PM (sNOa1) I remember a story like that in a Joseph Wambaugh (IIRC New Centurions) from a long time ago.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 30, 2014 05:45 PM (o3MSL)

323

Superfreak in my ass

 

The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down in my ass

 

All the Young Dudes in my ass

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 30, 2014 05:45 PM (R3gO3)

324 Nice.

Armageddon It in my ass

Posted by: grognard at March 30, 2014 05:45 PM (S2juK)

325 Thunder!

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 05:45 PM (JdEZJ)

326 It's A Sin In My Ass

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 05:45 PM (hFL/3)

327 MASH in my ass.

Posted by: Alan Alda at March 30, 2014 05:45 PM (Aif/5)

328 Does this in my as stuff work with old tv shows?>>

Sanford and Son (in my ass)

Posted by: The Hickster at March 30, 2014 05:45 PM (TI3xG)

329 Thunderstruck!

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 05:45 PM (JdEZJ)

330 Tainted Love in my ass I'll Melt with You in my ass Whip It in my ass

Posted by: The Political Hat (not into ass stuff) at March 30, 2014 05:46 PM (AymDN)

331 The Hollies - Bus Stop (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 05:46 PM (0AKks)

332 More than a feeling (in my ass)

Posted by: Hank at March 30, 2014 05:46 PM (3rrMW)

333 Sexual Healing in my ass

Posted by: grognard at March 30, 2014 05:46 PM (S2juK)

334 We Want The Funk! Gotta have that funk!

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 05:46 PM (JdEZJ)

335 How I Met Your Mother In My Ass

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 05:47 PM (hFL/3)

336 Golden Earring -- When The Bullet Hits The Bone in my ass

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 05:47 PM (Ua6T/)

337 We Are The Champions In My Ass.

Posted by: Queen at March 30, 2014 05:47 PM (Aif/5)

338 Love Stinks in my ass

Posted by: grognard at March 30, 2014 05:47 PM (S2juK)

339 Take the long way home (in my ass)

Posted by: Hank at March 30, 2014 05:47 PM (3rrMW)

340 I think I'm going to kill myself.... in my ass

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 30, 2014 05:47 PM (jucos)

341 Saving All My Love for You (in my ass)

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at March 30, 2014 05:47 PM (7Y+gf)

342 The Girl's a Super Freak (in my ass).

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 05:47 PM (ojnk6)

343 Its been such a long time...

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 05:47 PM (JdEZJ)

344

LA Woman in my ass

 

People are Strange in my ass

 

Gimme Shelter in my ass

 

You're got a Friend in my ass

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 30, 2014 05:47 PM (R3gO3)

345 Eruption in my ass Hot for Teacher in my ass Heterosexual Man in my ass

Posted by: The Political Hat (not into ass stuff) at March 30, 2014 05:48 PM (AymDN)

346 David Lee Roth My Big Ten Inch..

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 30, 2014 05:48 PM (sNOa1)

347 Sweet Dreams In My Ass.

Posted by: Marilyn Manson at March 30, 2014 05:48 PM (Aif/5)

348 Love Stinks in my ass

Which leads one to:

Love Hurts (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 05:48 PM (0AKks)

349 Afternoon Delight (in my ass)

Posted by: Hank at March 30, 2014 05:48 PM (3rrMW)

350 yikes, hell of a thread to wander into.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2014 05:49 PM (FMbng)

351 The Little old Lady from Pasadena (in my ass)

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 05:49 PM (l26B5)

352 Come Together in my ass

Posted by: The Political Hat (not into ass stuff) at March 30, 2014 05:49 PM (AymDN)

353 Rock The Casbah In My Ass

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 05:49 PM (hFL/3)

354 Rock The Casbah In My Ass

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 09:49 PM (hFL/3)


Rock the Assbah

Posted by: grognard at March 30, 2014 05:50 PM (S2juK)

355 The Police: Message in a Bottle (in my ass), King of Pain (in my ass)

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2014 05:50 PM (udjuE)

356 and I'll always love you, in my ass

tell me what you want , what you really -really want , in my ass

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 05:50 PM (nqBYe)

357 The Brandenberg Concertos in my ass I think I'm probably doing it wrong.

Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2014 05:50 PM (sdi6R)

358 Amie (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 05:50 PM (0AKks)

359 Rock the A@@bah sounds like the perfect title for a Moron written book.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 05:50 PM (2yQQy)

360 Who Are You in my ass?

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 05:50 PM (Ua6T/)

361 256  We Built This City (in my ass).


Probably similar in principle to building a ship in a bottle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2014 05:50 PM (3LVcP)

362 We're Not Gonna Take It (in my ass)

Posted by: Hank at March 30, 2014 05:50 PM (3rrMW)

363 Do You Really Want to Hurt Me (in my ass)?

Posted by: grognard at March 30, 2014 05:51 PM (S2juK)

364 The Brandenberg Concertos in my ass

I think I'm probably doing it wrong.

If you're gonna go, go big.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 05:51 PM (0AKks)

365 David Lee Roth

My Big Ten Inch..>>

Hold on there a minute We were there first

(andthere is at least one more that was there before us.)

Posted by: Aerosmith at March 30, 2014 05:51 PM (TI3xG)

366 Behind Blue EyesÂ….in my ass

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2014 05:51 PM (GEICT)

367 Monty Python announcer, "And now for something completely different.  A man with a tape recorder up his arse."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 05:52 PM (2yQQy)

368 Momma don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 05:52 PM (JdEZJ)

369 Dancing Queen in my ass

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 05:52 PM (zOTsN)

370 Train kept a rollin (in my ass)

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 05:52 PM (l26B5)

371 I think I'm probably doing it wrong.
Madame Butterfly in my ass

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 05:52 PM (Ua6T/)

372 "359 Rock the A@@bah" Haha, I agree!

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 05:52 PM (hFL/3)

373 Zebra - Who's Behind the Door (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 05:52 PM (0AKks)

374 The Stroke (in my ass)

Posted by: grognard at March 30, 2014 05:53 PM (S2juK)

375 loves divine, in you ass

don't cry , in your ass

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 05:53 PM (nqBYe)

376 Over the years I've ALWAYS enjoyed comments posted by Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont - They just seem to be so thoughtful and well -reasoned

Posted by: alwyr at March 30, 2014 05:53 PM (V0j3u)

377 Who Let the Dogs Out (in my ass)?

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at March 30, 2014 05:53 PM (7Y+gf)

378 And while on the topic of Billy Squier...

In the Dark (In My Ass)

Posted by: grognard at March 30, 2014 05:53 PM (S2juK)

379 La Bamba in my ass. Mexican for dinner.

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 05:53 PM (JdEZJ)

380 Selfie, in my ass

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 05:53 PM (zOTsN)

381 One Night In Bangkok (In My Ass)

Posted by: grognard at March 30, 2014 05:54 PM (S2juK)

382 Take Another Little Piece of My Heart In My Ass.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 30, 2014 05:54 PM (Mogjf)

383 justify my love, in your ass

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 05:54 PM (nqBYe)

384 The Stroke, in my ass

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 05:54 PM (zOTsN)

385 Seven Nation Army (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 05:54 PM (0AKks)

386 everything i do i do it for you, in my ass

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 05:54 PM (nqBYe)

387 Do You Think I'm Sexy, in my ass

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 05:54 PM (zOTsN)

388 Don't Speak In My Ass

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 05:55 PM (hFL/3)

389

Paint it Black in my ass

 

Harper Valley PTA in my ass

 

Ring of Fire in my Ass

 

Take the A Train in my ass

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 30, 2014 05:55 PM (R3gO3)

390 i adore mi amor, in my ass

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 05:55 PM (nqBYe)

391 This thread in honor of Bill Maher.  It is funnier than he could ever be.

Posted by: grognard at March 30, 2014 05:55 PM (S2juK)

392 What's love got to do with it in my ass?

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 05:55 PM (JdEZJ)

393 good vibrations, in my ass

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 05:55 PM (nqBYe)

394 When I Touch Myself.. (davinyls)

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 30, 2014 05:55 PM (sNOa1)

395 The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet (in my ass)

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 05:55 PM (l26B5)

396 Ring of Fire in my ass

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 05:55 PM (zOTsN)

397 Depeche Mode: Strangelove (in my ass), Personal Jesus (in my ass)

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2014 05:56 PM (udjuE)

398 Sympathy for the Devil in my ass I fought the Law and the Law Won in my ass Love Me Two TImes in my ass the possibilities are endless

Posted by: Angel with a sword at March 30, 2014 05:56 PM (hpgw1)

399 Takin' Care of Business (in my ass)

Posted by: Hank at March 30, 2014 05:56 PM (3rrMW)

400 This father sews son's ass shut story? Google "father sews son's buttocks" and it's the first thing that pops up. U.K. Daily Mail.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2014 05:56 PM (8KNrF)

401 MTB - Can't You See (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 05:56 PM (0AKks)

402 Which leads to... I'm too sexy in my ass

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 05:56 PM (hFL/3)

403 Take the "A" Train in my ass

Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2014 05:56 PM (sdi6R)

404 All The Rage In My Ass.

Posted by: Funeral For A Friend at March 30, 2014 05:56 PM (Aif/5)

405 Manowar-


Black wind, fire, and steel (in my ass)


Warlord (in my ass)


Secrets of steel (in my ass)



Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2014 05:56 PM (FMbng)

406 when  man loves a woman, in my ass

roxaane, in my ass

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 05:57 PM (nqBYe)

407 I Never Promised You a Rose Garden, in my ass

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 05:57 PM (zOTsN)

408 Amon Amarth-


In search of vikings (in my ass)


Guardians of  Asgaard  ( in my ass)   (hmm, assguard?)

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2014 05:58 PM (FMbng)

409 Light My Fire In My Ass Joy to the World In My Ass

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 30, 2014 05:58 PM (Mogjf)

410 I think I'm probably doing it wrong.

No, you're on to something here.
Wachet Auf in Meinem Arsch.
Sheep May Safely Graze in my ass.
A mighty fortress...

Air on a G String. In My Ass.

Brilliant concept, really.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2014 05:58 PM (xq1UY)

411 Judas Priest: All Fired Up in my ass All The Way in my ass Blood Stained in my ass Burnin Up in my ass Delivering The Goods in my ass Eat Me Alive in my ass Night Crawler in my ass Ram It Down in my ass You've Got Another Thing Comin' in my ass

Posted by: The Political Hat (not into ass stuff) at March 30, 2014 05:58 PM (AymDN)

412 Devil Inside, my ass

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 05:58 PM (zOTsN)

413 What's Going On (in my ass)

Posted by: Hank at March 30, 2014 05:58 PM (3rrMW)

414 do that to  me one more time, in my ass

drivin my car, in my ass

please don't gooo, in my ass.

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 05:58 PM (nqBYe)

415 Yellow Submarine in my ass

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 05:58 PM (Ua6T/)

416 Sweet Emotion (in my ass).

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 05:58 PM (ojnk6)

417 Hang the DJ in my ass

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 05:58 PM (hFL/3)

418 blah blah blah blah (blah blah ass)

blah blah blah

Posted by: Third Grade Educator at March 30, 2014 05:58 PM (aUQgu)

419 Come Monday in my ass. The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful in my ass.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2014 05:58 PM (6NGyP)

420 Wrecking Ball (in my ass)

Posted by: Miley Cyrus at March 30, 2014 05:59 PM (TI3xG)

421 Coming To America! In My Ass! Today!

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 05:59 PM (JdEZJ)

422 All Out of Love (in may ass).

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 05:59 PM (ojnk6)

423 let's get serious, serious, in my ass

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 05:59 PM (nqBYe)

424 99 Red Balloons (in my ass). Drug mule's theme.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at March 30, 2014 05:59 PM (7Y+gf)

425 Mama Told Me Not To Come in my ass

Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2014 05:59 PM (sdi6R)

426 take you time, in my ass

too hot, in  my ass

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 05:59 PM (nqBYe)

427 YMCA, in my ass

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 05:59 PM (zOTsN)

428 Beast of Burden (in my ass).

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 06:00 PM (ojnk6)

429 ok enuff for me.
whew

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 06:00 PM (nqBYe)

430 Dead Kennedys - Chemical Warfare (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 06:00 PM (0AKks)

431 In the Navy, in my ass

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 06:00 PM (zOTsN)

432 Son Of A Son Of A Sailor (in my ass)

Posted by: Hank at March 30, 2014 06:00 PM (3rrMW)

433 99 luftballlons mit arse?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 06:00 PM (2yQQy)

434 The Headmaster Ritual In My Ass

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 06:00 PM (hFL/3)

435 David Allan Coe -- Take This Job and Shove It in my ass

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 06:00 PM (Ua6T/)

436 Fever, in my ass

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 06:00 PM (zOTsN)

437 Sinatra-The Best is Yet to Come (in my ass).

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 06:00 PM (ojnk6)

438 Smoke stack lightning (in my ass) Back Door Man (in my ass) Three hundred Pounds of Joy (in my ass) All from Howlin Wolf

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 06:01 PM (l26B5)

439 Do That to Me One More Time... in my ass

Posted by: museisluse at March 30, 2014 06:01 PM (xW+2j)

440 This Charming Man In My Ass (yeah, asexual, suuuure Morrissey)

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2014 06:01 PM (hFL/3)

441

Rocky Raccoon in my ass

 

 Fire and Rain in my ass

 

 Smoke on the Water in my ass

 

Magical Mystery Tour in my ass

 

Under my Thumb in my ass

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 30, 2014 06:01 PM (R3gO3)

442 I Can't Get No Satisfaction In My Ass Jumpin' Jack Flash In My Ass

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 30, 2014 06:01 PM (Mogjf)

443 Blue Collar Man(in my ass).

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 06:01 PM (ojnk6)

444 Satyricon-

KING (in my ass)


The pentagram burns (in my ass)

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2014 06:01 PM (FMbng)

445 Doobie Brothers - Neal's Fandango (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 06:02 PM (0AKks)

446 I've utterly destroyed this thread. And I'm so very proud.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2014 06:02 PM (GEICT)

447 Stairway to Heaven, in my ass

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 06:02 PM (zOTsN)

448 Adam Ant "Goody Two Shoes in my a@@"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 06:02 PM (2yQQy)

449 Aenima...
Gonna flush it all away.

Posted by: Tool at March 30, 2014 06:02 PM (08jH8)

450 Don't it make my brown eye blue...

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 06:02 PM (JdEZJ)

451 I love the classics, myself. Let's give Cole Porter a spin.

Ace in The Hole in My Ass.
Anything Goes, in My Ass.
Begin the Beguine in My Ass.
Don't Fence Me In, In My Ass.
I Get A Kick Out of You in My Ass.
I've Got You Under My Skin In My Ass.

This is cheating, though. Those are how Cole really meant them.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2014 06:02 PM (xq1UY)

452 i blame BCochran.

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 06:02 PM (nqBYe)

453 Yellow submarine (in my ass)

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2014 06:03 PM (FMbng)

454 start with bill maher, thread moves directly to ass.

Posted by: seamrog at March 30, 2014 06:03 PM (eQDQD)

455 Wake me Up Before You Go Go in my ass

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2014 06:03 PM (udjuE)

456 Carry on my Wayward Son (in my ass)

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 06:03 PM (ojnk6)

457 Ninety nine Luftballoons (in my ass)

Posted by: Nena at March 30, 2014 06:03 PM (TI3xG)

458 fine one more.

longer, in my ass. folgerberg

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 06:04 PM (nqBYe)

459 Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 10:02 PM (nqBYe) Isn't that the AoS default option?

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 30, 2014 06:04 PM (o3MSL)

460 Lets Talk About Sex, in my ass

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 06:04 PM (zOTsN)

461 OK, that's enough. My ass hurts.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 06:04 PM (l26B5)

462 Black Flag - TV Party (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 06:04 PM (0AKks)

463 shmells like ass up in here.

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 06:04 PM (nqBYe)

464 Wishing You Were Here (in my ass)

Posted by: Hank at March 30, 2014 06:04 PM (3rrMW)

465 Wouldn't it Be Loverly... in my ass

Posted by: museisluse at March 30, 2014 06:04 PM (xW+2j)

466 Of Course! The Ace of Spades The Ace of Spades The Ace of Spades.

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 06:04 PM (JdEZJ)

467 So. This thread is something.

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at March 30, 2014 06:04 PM (E8IHS)

468 Go'go's: Cool Jerk in my ass Get Up and Go in my ass How Much More in my ass Lust to Love in my ass Our Lips are Sealed in my ass

Posted by: The Political Hat ~ sigh at March 30, 2014 06:04 PM (AymDN)

469 Hrothgar,  well i usually blame myself or the president, but this is BCochrans baby.

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 06:05 PM (nqBYe)

470 OK, that's enough. My ass hurts.
Ramones -- I Wanna Be Sedated in my ass.

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 06:06 PM (Ua6T/)

471 Three Blind Mice In my ass.

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 06:06 PM (JdEZJ)

472 469 Hrothgar, well i usually blame myself or the president, but this is BCochrans baby. Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 10:05 PM (nqBYe) I take absolute full credit for this one. *laughing hysterically*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2014 06:06 PM (GEICT)

473

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun in my ass

 

Like a Virgin in my ass

 

 Mexican Radio in my ass

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 30, 2014 06:06 PM (R3gO3)

474 Somebody To Shove (in my ass)

Posted by: Hank at March 30, 2014 06:06 PM (3rrMW)

475 The lack of Rad titles (in my ass)is completely not surprising. But I bet if we knew them the would work even better.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 30, 2014 06:06 PM (TI3xG)

476 If I Had A Hammer In My Ass

Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2014 06:07 PM (sdi6R)

477 Let's Do It, Let's Fall in Love.
My Heart Belongs to Daddy.
It's Too Darn Hot.
You Do Something to Me.
You're The Top.
[in my ass]

Honest, Cole Porter could do this all night. And did, by some reports.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2014 06:07 PM (xq1UY)

478 I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face... in my ass
You Did It... in my ass
Ain't No Sunshine... in my ass

Posted by: museisluse at March 30, 2014 06:07 PM (xW+2j)

479 475 Rap damit not Rad.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 30, 2014 06:07 PM (TI3xG)

480 let i be, let it be, in my ass

let's get in on, in my ass

more than a feeling, in my ass

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 06:07 PM (nqBYe)

481 Thanks fluffy, it feels better now.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 06:08 PM (l26B5)

482 The Bangles, "Eternal Flame in my a@@"

"Just another manic Monday in my a@@"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 06:08 PM (2yQQy)

483 Taylor Swift: Tim McGraw (in my ass)

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2014 06:08 PM (udjuE)

484 My ass is about to tip over.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 30, 2014 06:08 PM (Aif/5)

485 Blondie, "Rapture in my a@@"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 06:08 PM (2yQQy)

486 ONT

Posted by: NCwoof at March 30, 2014 06:09 PM (aUQgu)

487 who'le stop the rin, in my ass.

Damn You BCochran,

sultan of swing, in my as

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 06:09 PM (nqBYe)

488 Blondie, "Rapture in my a@@"
Heart of Glass in my ass

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 06:09 PM (Ua6T/)

489 Hot Rod Lincoln in my ass

Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2014 06:09 PM (sdi6R)

490 Hi ho, hi ho, in my ass.

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 06:10 PM (JdEZJ)

491 486 Not cool.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 06:10 PM (ojnk6)

492 I Want To Know What Love Is (in my ass)

Posted by: Hank at March 30, 2014 06:10 PM (3rrMW)

493 486 ONT Posted by: NCwoof at March 30, 2014 10:09 PM (aUQgu) Oh, thank God for that.

Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2014 06:10 PM (sdi6R)

494 We Built This City..

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 30, 2014 06:10 PM (47IEJ)

495 it's just my imagination, in my ass

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 06:10 PM (nqBYe)

496 Kim Carnes, "She's got Betty Davis Eyes in my a@@"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2014 06:10 PM (2yQQy)

497 Lemon Tree (in my ass)

Posted by: Tijuana brass at March 30, 2014 06:11 PM (TI3xG)

498 Diana Ross -- Touch Me In The Morning in my ass

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 06:11 PM (Ua6T/)

499 Two Triple Cheese Side Order of Fries in my ass

Posted by: The Political Hat ~ sigh at March 30, 2014 06:11 PM (AymDN)

500 Rats, false alarm. Speaking of which: Ben in my ass.

Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2014 06:11 PM (sdi6R)

501

American Pie in my ass

 

Saturday Night's Alright in my ass

 

Paper Roses in my ass

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 30, 2014 06:11 PM (R3gO3)

502 Rap damit not Rad.

OK.

Baby got Back (in my ass)

Push It (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 06:11 PM (0AKks)

503 I don't see no ONT yetÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat ~ sigh at March 30, 2014 06:12 PM (AymDN)

504 Will you still love me tomorrow in my ass?

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 06:12 PM (JdEZJ)

505 Rap damit not Rad. OK. Baby got Back (in my ass) Push It (in my ass) Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 10:11 PM (0AKks) Funky Cold Medina in my ass

Posted by: DJ Political Hat at March 30, 2014 06:12 PM (AymDN)

506 Can't Touch This..

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 30, 2014 06:12 PM (47IEJ)

507 ooh ohh what's that smell, , in my ass

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 06:13 PM (nqBYe)

508 It's Raining Men in my ass.

Posted by: DJ Political Hat at March 30, 2014 06:13 PM (AymDN)

509 Let's Talk About Sex (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 06:14 PM (0AKks)

510 bohemin rhapsody, in my ass

what's going on, in my ass

imagine, in my ass

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 06:14 PM (nqBYe)

511 What's your fantasy (in my ass)

Posted by: Ludacris at March 30, 2014 06:14 PM (TI3xG)

512 Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows in my ass

Posted by: DJ Political Hat at March 30, 2014 06:14 PM (AymDN)

513 Puff The Magic Dragon (in my ass)

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2014 06:14 PM (aDwsi)

514 What, you rock and rollers haven't given up yet?
Irving Berlin, then.

Cheek to Cheek in my Ass.
Doin' What Comes Naturally in my Ass.
How Deep Is The Ocean in My Ass.
I Got The Sun in The Morning and The Moon at Night in My Ass.
Oh How I Hate to Get Up in The Morning in My Ass.
You Can't Get A Man with A Gun in My Ass.

That's all I can stand. Good night Mrs Calabash, you know where.
When You're Among the Very Young at Heart...
   in my ass.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2014 06:14 PM (xq1UY)

515 C is for Cookie in my ass

Posted by: DJ Political Hat at March 30, 2014 06:15 PM (AymDN)

516 I leave for 20 minutes and assholes or ass takes over the place. FMBD Fuck Me Big Daddy.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2014 06:15 PM (0FSuD)

517 Boom Boom in my ass

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 06:15 PM (l26B5)

518 Somethin' To Hide (in my ass)

Posted by: Hank at March 30, 2014 06:15 PM (3rrMW)

519 Sugar Sugar (in my ass)

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2014 06:16 PM (BAS5M)

520 Its been a long time coming in my ass.

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 06:16 PM (JdEZJ)

521 Kinks - Apeman (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 06:16 PM (0AKks)

522 Ass me not questions tell me no lies, cow got hit with a bucket of shit.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2014 06:16 PM (0FSuD)

523 Yellow Submarine (in my ass)

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2014 06:16 PM (aDwsi)

524 Locomotive Breath (In My Ass)

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 30, 2014 06:16 PM (o3MSL)

525 I cannot begin to express my gratitude for the laughs I've gotten from these comments: Danke Shoen (in my ass)

Posted by: Wayne at March 30, 2014 06:17 PM (7xvrP)

526 Rock Me Amadeus in my ass

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 06:17 PM (Ua6T/)

527 Ride Captain Ride (in my ass)

Posted by: Hank at March 30, 2014 06:17 PM (3rrMW)

528 FMBD Fuck Me Big Daddy. In my ass.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 30, 2014 06:17 PM (R3gO3)

529

Bitch...in my ass.

 

(in case it hasn't been said yet)

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 30, 2014 06:17 PM (m7/Sn)

530 won't get fooled again, in my ass

backstreet boys, in my ass

never let you go, in my ass

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 06:17 PM (nqBYe)

531 *continues laughing* *high fives willow*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2014 06:18 PM (GEICT)

532 Thunderstruck in my ass Sink the Pink in my ass Fistful of Metal up my ass Spread the Disease in my ass

Posted by: The Metal Hat at March 30, 2014 06:18 PM (AymDN)

533  Maxwell's silver hammer

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2014 06:18 PM (FMbng)

534 Blake Shelton: Hillbilly Bone (in my ass)

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2014 06:18 PM (udjuE)

535 Sixteen Tons...in my ass.

Posted by: wheatie at March 30, 2014 06:18 PM (m7/Sn)

536 Do you believe in magic, in my ass?

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 06:18 PM (JdEZJ)

537 Tequila! in my ass

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 06:18 PM (zOTsN)

538 Love Me Tender(in my ass)

Posted by: MikeinGa at March 30, 2014 06:18 PM (psVAq)

539 This is an ASStronical sale, come on down!

Posted by: Crazy Eddie! at March 30, 2014 06:18 PM (0FSuD)

540 Draggin' The  Line  (in my ass)

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2014 06:19 PM (BAS5M)

541 Push the Little Daisies and Watch them Pop upÂ… in my ass

Posted by: The Weezy Hat at March 30, 2014 06:19 PM (AymDN)

542 The mother load.

Most of our songs match this game very well.

How deep is your love (in my ass)

Posted by: Bee Gees at March 30, 2014 06:19 PM (TI3xG)

543 Heart of Gold, in my ass.

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 06:19 PM (JdEZJ)

544 Good Vibrations (in my ass)

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2014 06:19 PM (BAS5M)

545 Powderfinger in my ass

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 06:20 PM (JdEZJ)

546 Thriller, in my ass

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 06:20 PM (zOTsN)

547 If you ass me, I'll give you the KY

Posted by: Barney at March 30, 2014 06:20 PM (0FSuD)

548 Holy Diver in my ass Last in Line in my ass Miracle in my ass

Posted by: The Dio Hat at March 30, 2014 06:20 PM (AymDN)

549 I've Got My Mojo Working (in my ass)

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 06:20 PM (l26B5)

550

Mambo Italiano in my ass

 

 Folsom Prison Blues in my ass

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 30, 2014 06:20 PM (R3gO3)

551 Pete Townsend - Let my Love Open the Door (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 06:21 PM (0AKks)

552 Tim McGraw: I Like It, I Love It (in my ass)

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2014 06:21 PM (udjuE)

553 twist and shout,in my ass

there you go, in my ass


Sonique - It Feels So Good , in my ass

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 06:21 PM (nqBYe)

554 Oo

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 06:21 PM (nqBYe)

555 Can't touch this in my ass.

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 06:21 PM (JdEZJ)

556 Hurts So Good in my ass

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 06:21 PM (Ua6T/)

557 Tiny Bubbles, in my ass

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 06:21 PM (zOTsN)

558 That's Amore!   (in my ass)

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2014 06:22 PM (BAS5M)

559 Singing in the rain (in Your Ass)

Posted by: A Clockwork Orange at March 30, 2014 06:22 PM (TI3xG)

560
Hurts So Good in my ass

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 10:21 PM (Ua6T/)


This.

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 30, 2014 06:22 PM (mETGQ)

561 >>> i blame BCochran. Always a good policy. Now, off to the ONT.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2014 06:22 PM (6NGyP)

562 Lump (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 06:23 PM (0AKks)

563 Hit me with your best shot in my ass

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 06:23 PM (JdEZJ)

564 My Favorite Things  in my ass

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2014 06:23 PM (BAS5M)

565 Secret Agent Man in my ass

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 06:23 PM (Ua6T/)

566 (sorry iron maiden)


Die with your boots on, in my ass.


The trooper, in my ass


Alexander the Great, in my ass





 




Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2014 06:24 PM (FMbng)

567

That's Amore in my ass

 

Leader of the Pack in my ass

 

16 Candles in my ass

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 30, 2014 06:24 PM (R3gO3)

568 she bangs, she bangs, in my ass

only gawd know why, in my ass

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 06:24 PM (nqBYe)

569 Always a good policy. Now, off to the ONT. Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2014 10:22 PM (6NGyP) You're still a FUCKING RINO and there's no ONT.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2014 06:24 PM (GEICT)

570 Tool - Stinkfist (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 06:24 PM (0AKks)

571 Even the Nights are Better (in my ass)

Posted by: Aviator at March 30, 2014 06:24 PM (3rrMW)

572 A Spoonful of Sugar in my ass

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2014 06:24 PM (BAS5M)

573 ONT, Please ?

Posted by: seamrog at March 30, 2014 06:25 PM (eQDQD)

574 Windy, in my ass.

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 06:25 PM (JdEZJ)

575 After boiled eggs I've got "Howlin Wolf" in my ass.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 06:25 PM (l26B5)

576 My Girl Bill in my ass

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 06:25 PM (Ua6T/)

577 Sound Garden: Blackhole Sun (in my ass)

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2014 06:25 PM (udjuE)

578 Welcome to the Jungle... in my ass. 

Posted by: G n R at March 30, 2014 06:25 PM (08jH8)

579 570 Tool - Stinkfist (in my ass) Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 10:24 PM (0AKks) That's a tad redundant

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2014 06:25 PM (mx5oN)

580 My Boyfriend's Back in my ass

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2014 06:25 PM (BAS5M)

581 Smoke Gets In Your Eyes, in my ass

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 06:25 PM (zOTsN)

582 My Boy Lollipop (in my ass)

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2014 06:25 PM (aDwsi)

583 What in the world have I walked into?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2014 06:25 PM (DmNpO)

584 Young Guns - Bones (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 06:26 PM (0AKks)

585 Goldfinger...in my ass.

Posted by: wheatie at March 30, 2014 06:26 PM (m7/Sn)

586 Dies with Your Boots On in my ass From Here to Eternity in my ass Lightning Strikes Twice in my ass More Tea Vicar in my ass Nodding Donkey Blues in my ass Pass the Jam in my ass Public Enema Number One in my ass Satellite 15... The Final Frontier in my ass

Posted by: Up the Irons in My Ass at March 30, 2014 06:26 PM (AymDN)

587 My Beautiful Balloon. In my ass.

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 06:26 PM (JdEZJ)

588 Love in an Elevator in my ass

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2014 06:26 PM (mx5oN)

589 Popsicle Toes (in my ass)

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2014 06:26 PM (aDwsi)

590 What in the world have I walked into?...In my ass.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2014 10:25 PM (DmNpO)

FIFY

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2014 06:26 PM (QFxY5)

591 99 Luftballoons in my ass

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2014 06:26 PM (mx5oN)

592 That's a tad redundant

Some folks need the specificity.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 06:26 PM (0AKks)

593 Man On The Run...in my ass.

Posted by: wheatie at March 30, 2014 06:27 PM (m7/Sn)

594

Candyman in my ass

 

Aguilera

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2014 06:27 PM (BAS5M)

595 What in the world have I walked into? Posted by: Niedermeyer's ------------- Run..., run like wind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2014 06:27 PM (aDwsi)

596 All Night Long, in my ass

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 06:27 PM (zOTsN)

597 it's gonna be me, in my ass

don't think i'm not, in my ass

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 06:27 PM (nqBYe)

598 One Way Or Another (in my ass) Brown Eyed Girl and ass Did anybody do "I Like Big Butts" yet?

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at March 30, 2014 06:28 PM (OZtuG)

599 Montrose - Bad Motor Scooter (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 06:28 PM (0AKks)

600 I did it all for the Nookie... in my ass. 

Posted by: Limp Bizkit at March 30, 2014 06:28 PM (08jH8)

601 Don't Want No Short D*ck  Man in my ass

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2014 06:28 PM (BAS5M)

602 Kiss, in my ass (Prince cover of Tom Jones Song)

Posted by: thunderb at March 30, 2014 06:28 PM (zOTsN)

603 You are a pain............

Posted by: scoamf at March 30, 2014 06:29 PM (eQDQD)

604 I'm Leaving on a Jet Plane (in my ass)

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2014 06:29 PM (aDwsi)

605 One bourbon, one scotch, one beer in my ass

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2014 06:29 PM (mx5oN)

606 Hey, Barry, how you like the taste of my ass so far?

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 30, 2014 06:29 PM (0FSuD)

607 CRAp. Still no ONT and we're still doing the in Ass song thing

Posted by: mccool at March 30, 2014 06:29 PM (1Lfo9)

608 NDH, if rou could tweet to whatever Cob has the Con tonight that the place is badly in need of an ONT and a shitload of Lysol, we'd appreciate it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 30, 2014 06:29 PM (ojnk6)

609 What's Up Pussycat In My Ass.

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 06:29 PM (JdEZJ)

610 Games tied, not that you guys would notice.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 06:29 PM (l26B5)

611 I Want My ONT In My Ass.

Posted by: Dire Strait at March 30, 2014 06:29 PM (Aif/5)

612 Short People Got No Reason to Live (in my ass)

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2014 06:29 PM (aDwsi)

613 Jim Croce -- Time In A Bottle in my ass

Posted by: fluffy at March 30, 2014 06:30 PM (Ua6T/)

614 It's Not Unusual in my ass

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2014 06:30 PM (mx5oN)

615 The One , in my ass

backstreet boys

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 06:30 PM (nqBYe)

616

Devil with a Blue Dress On in my ass

 

Monster Mash in my ass

 

 Little Green Apples in my Ass

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 30, 2014 06:30 PM (R3gO3)

617 Don't Stop (in my ass)

Posted by: Aviator at March 30, 2014 06:30 PM (3rrMW)

618 White Zombie - Living Dead Girl (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 06:31 PM (0AKks)

619 Voodoo ChildÂ…in my ass

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2014 06:31 PM (GEICT)

620 Born To Run....In My Ass

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen And The E Street Band at March 30, 2014 06:31 PM (QFxY5)

621 Whole Lot of Shaking Going On (in my ass)

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2014 06:31 PM (aDwsi)

622 Freak On A LeashÂ….in my ass

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2014 06:31 PM (GEICT)

623 The Ride of the Valkyries (in my ass)


http://tinyurl.com/lv4do2t

Posted by: Wagner at March 30, 2014 06:31 PM (TI3xG)

624 all my troubles are behind me.........

Posted by: scoamf at March 30, 2014 06:31 PM (eQDQD)

625 Greased Lightning in my ass

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2014 06:32 PM (BAS5M)

626 >>>You're still a FUCKING RINO and there's no ONT. But I made you look. And that amuses me. DANCE RINO PUPPET, DANCE!!!

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2014 06:32 PM (6NGyP)

627 Please tell me this will die off with the coming ONT

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2014 06:32 PM (DmNpO)

628 Hoobastank - Crawling in the Dark (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 06:32 PM (0AKks)

629 Summer Lovin' in my ass

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2014 06:32 PM (BAS5M)

630 Frozen: Let It Go (in my ass)

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2014 06:32 PM (udjuE)

631 Sheik of Araby, in my ass

Posted by: the goat at March 30, 2014 06:32 PM (zOTsN)

632 608    That is not cool

Posted by: NCwoof at March 30, 2014 06:32 PM (aUQgu)

633

[Bloodhound Gang]

 

The Bad Touch...in my ass

Posted by: wheatie at March 30, 2014 06:33 PM (m7/Sn)

634 my ass a chussettes

Posted by: browny fwank at March 30, 2014 06:33 PM (eQDQD)

635 Aerosmith - Rag Doll in my ass

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2014 06:33 PM (mx5oN)

636 Hand Jive in my ass

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2014 06:33 PM (BAS5M)

637 Anybody get to van halen yet?


Eruption, in my ass.

Running with the devil, in my ass

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2014 06:33 PM (FMbng)

638 I'll Be Missing You (in my ass)

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2014 06:33 PM (aDwsi)

639 the real slim shady, in my ass.


without me. in  my ass
emimenm

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 06:33 PM (nqBYe)

640 10,000 Fists... in my ass.

Posted by: Disturbed at March 30, 2014 06:33 PM (08jH8)

641 Pardon Me Boys Is That The Chattanooga Choo Choo? In my ass!

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 06:33 PM (JdEZJ)

642 Beatles - Maxwell's Silver Hammer in my ass

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2014 06:33 PM (mx5oN)

643 {i]But I made you look. And that amuses me. DANCE RINO PUPPET, DANCE!!! Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2014 10:32 PM (6NGyP) Oh yeah? Have you ever completely, utterly and totally fucked up and taken over a thread? That's right. Bow before meÂ….in my ass.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2014 06:33 PM (GEICT)

644 Please tell me this will die off with the coming ONT

A few will carry it over, but I think this thread will have pretty much wore everybody's asses out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 06:33 PM (0AKks)

645 So there were three ghey guys morning the death of their friend. They could not decide what to do with his ashes. The first ghey said, lets throw them off the mountain where we use to sit. The second said lets throw them in the ocean at Fire Island. The third said let's eat them. What they all asked? Yes, he said, I just want to feel him ozz out my ass one more time.

Posted by: The worst comedian in the world at March 30, 2014 06:34 PM (0FSuD)

646 Are You Lonesome To-Night (in my ass)

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2014 06:34 PM (aDwsi)

647

[NIN]

 

Just Like You Imagined...in my ass.

Posted by: wheatie at March 30, 2014 06:34 PM (m7/Sn)

648

Witchita Lineman, in my ass

 

Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, in my ass

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 30, 2014 06:35 PM (R3gO3)

649 Carry On My Wayward SonÂ….in my ass

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2014 06:35 PM (GEICT)

650 Getting back on topic In the ghetto (in my ass)

Posted by: Michelle at March 30, 2014 06:35 PM (7xvrP)

651 Stairway to Heaven in my ass

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2014 06:35 PM (mx5oN)

652 Can't get no satisfaction in my ass.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 06:36 PM (l26B5)

653 Under Pressure in my ass

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2014 06:36 PM (mx5oN)

654 Play That Funky Music (in my ass)

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2014 06:36 PM (aDwsi)

655 Locomotive breath, in my ass

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2014 06:36 PM (FMbng)

656 Afternoon Delight in my ass

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2014 06:36 PM (mx5oN)

657 ONT up.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 30, 2014 06:36 PM (AymDN)

658 "Looking for Love"

Posted by: browny fwank at March 30, 2014 06:36 PM (eQDQD)

659 Original thinkers all.  Who knew?

Posted by: NCwoof at March 30, 2014 06:36 PM (aUQgu)

660 Megadeth - United Abominations (in my ass)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2014 06:37 PM (0AKks)

661 Let It Go, in my ass

Posted by: the goat at March 30, 2014 06:37 PM (zOTsN)

662 When Will I Be Loved ...

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2014 06:37 PM (JdEZJ)

663 You're The One That I Want in my ass

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2014 06:37 PM (BAS5M)

664

Brown Sugar...in my ass.

 

[Rolling Stones]

Posted by: wheatie at March 30, 2014 06:37 PM (m7/Sn)

665 Some Day My Prince Will Come, in my ass

Posted by: the goat at March 30, 2014 06:38 PM (zOTsN)

666 I Will Always Love You (in my ass)

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2014 06:38 PM (aDwsi)

667 657   Why should we believe you?  Political somethin

Posted by: NCwoof at March 30, 2014 06:38 PM (aUQgu)

668 ain't no sunshine, in my ass

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2014 06:38 PM (nqBYe)

669 megadeth-

hanger 18, in my ass

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2014 06:39 PM (FMbng)

670 >>>Bow before meÂ….in my ass. I'm pretty drunk, but that sounds unpleasant, and I'm gonna take a pass.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2014 06:39 PM (6NGyP)

671 Like a Hurricane (in my ass)

Posted by: Neil Young & Crazy Horse at March 30, 2014 06:39 PM (Usdw3)

672 Broomstick Cowboy (in my ass) yes that's Bobby Goldsboro

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 06:40 PM (l26B5)

673 Chochran - Did you start this? Great..., it's like some sort of perverted Chernobyl.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2014 06:40 PM (aDwsi)

674 Is this a real ONT and not a provisional one? I posted this late in the grilled cheese post. Y'all need to know about this place... Speaking of grilled cheese we just had a few. got back from WI where we had a funeral service for my Mom. All the family there headed out to the WI State Dairy Cheese Comp. in Rudolph, just w. of Stevens Point. Wonderful stuff, great quality and reasonable prices. My wife swears by the bulk butter, it's only $1.75-2.25/ lb and the BEST to bake w/. Their 7 yo sharp cheddar is only $7.95, it's like twice that by the interstate stores. Back to a gardening post by weirddave a couple of weeks ago, we were at that cheese store he had a photo of, Erhlembach's or something. Got 25 yo cheddar! She said you'll never see it again, no one will tie their money up that long. She was right and it was well worth the price we paid. Posted by: The Farmer

Posted by: The Farmer at March 30, 2014 06:40 PM (eBupg)

675 The Boy with the Thorn in His Side (in my ass)

Posted by: Stephen Patrick M. at March 30, 2014 06:40 PM (Usdw3)

676 Landslide (in my ass)

Posted by: Stevie Nicks at March 30, 2014 06:41 PM (Usdw3)

677 673      Perverted Chernobyl

Discuss

Posted by: NCwoof at March 30, 2014 06:42 PM (aUQgu)

678 Astral Weeks (in my ass)

Posted by: Stevie Nicks at March 30, 2014 06:45 PM (Usdw3)

679 The Happiest Girl in the USA in my ass Daddy Dumplin in my ass

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 06:48 PM (l26B5)

680 Four Sticks (in my ass)

Posted by: Zoso at March 30, 2014 06:49 PM (Usdw3)

681 >>Posted by: The Farmer Didn't read any of the comments before posting, eh?

Posted by: Aviator at March 30, 2014 06:50 PM (3rrMW)

682 25 year old cheddar in my ass

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at March 30, 2014 06:54 PM (l26B5)

683 >>Posted by: The Farmer Didn't read any of the comments before posting, eh? Posted by: Aviator Nah, which is unusual. So y'all have some ass fetish tonight? Ok, tell me where this despicable conversation started.

Posted by: The Farmer at March 30, 2014 07:09 PM (eBupg)

684 LOL, I killed the ONT. So sorry.

Posted by: The Farmer at March 30, 2014 07:22 PM (eBupg)

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 31, 2014 02:44 AM (T2V/1)

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