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April 23, 2014

Braying Jackasses Open Thread - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]
— Open Blogger

A concise portrait of every debate you've ever held with a Liberal.

Facts do not persuade.

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1 Hey

Posted by: NativeNH at April 23, 2014 07:01 AM (d1Iil)

2 Ah, Freshness!!!!!

Posted by: @johntant at April 23, 2014 07:01 AM (PFy0L)

3 squirst!

Or not.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2014 07:01 AM (hJauc)

4 First

Posted by: NativeNH at April 23, 2014 07:01 AM (d1Iil)

5 Ahhh, much less funk.

Posted by: joncelli at April 23, 2014 07:02 AM (RD7QR)

6 Ahhh....fresh new thread smell.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2014 07:02 AM (knoK7)

7

Braying ass!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 23, 2014 07:02 AM (nQjHM)

8 Well, it's not the Dump but I'll start work now.

I guess...

Posted by: EC at April 23, 2014 07:03 AM (GQ8sn)

Facts do not persuade.

I believe you, so I don't have to subject myself to Family Guy.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 23, 2014 07:03 AM (JtwS4)

10 NDH: you can't debate facts with liberals because...hate and racism!

Posted by: tangonine at April 23, 2014 07:03 AM (x3YFz)

11
Lets not tell the others.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2014 07:03 AM (hJauc)

12 Missed saying this on the last thread, but I believe posting test scores with student names is against federal law (FERPA)

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 23, 2014 07:03 AM (+0txR)

13 I had a teacher like that once.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 23, 2014 07:04 AM (0HooB)

14 Missed saying this on the last thread, but I believe posting test scores with student names is against federal law (FERPA) Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 23, 2014 11:03 AM (+0txR) It is. I always post scores by student #, never name.

Posted by: tangonine at April 23, 2014 07:05 AM (x3YFz)

15 repost- OMG. This isn't satire or from the Onion. http://tinyurl.com/m8h8woj MOBILE, Ala. -- The Navy and Austal USA held a keel laying ceremony for the future USS Gabrielle Giffords (LCS 10), the Navy's tenth littoral combat ship (LCS), in Mobile, Ala., April 16. The keel-laying ceremony recognizes the first joining together of a ship's components. While modern shipbuilding processes allow fabrication of individual modules to begin months earlier, the laying of the keel represents the formal beginning of a ship. The ship's sponsor, Ms. Roxanna Green, was unable to attend the ceremony. The ship's namesake, former Representative Gabrielle Giffords, authenticated the keel by having her initials welded into a sheet of the ship's hull. --------- Perhaps old news but first I have heard of it. Posted by: RWC at April 23, 2014 11:04 AM (fWAjv)

Posted by: RWC at April 23, 2014 07:05 AM (fWAjv)

16
The ass is Debbie Wassermanly Schultz in drag!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 23, 2014 07:05 AM (nQjHM)

17 Missed saying this on the last thread, but I believe posting test scores with student names is against federal law (FERPA) *** I'm not sure if they posted the scores or just a shame list of names of those who failed. Either way, it's despicable.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 23, 2014 07:05 AM (DmNpO)

18 "Who is the bigger fool, the mad-man or his interlocutor?" -- Shih Tzu

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 23, 2014 07:06 AM (fW9N0)

19 fuck family guy

Posted by: pleasurehead at April 23, 2014 07:06 AM (qPxLX)

20 Read the Benghazi report in the side bar Then rage and weep

Posted by: Thunderb at April 23, 2014 07:06 AM (zOTsN)

21 Gabbie Giffords can weld? Who knew?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 23, 2014 07:06 AM (0HooB)

22 The Navy and Austal USA held a keel laying ceremony for the future USS Gabrielle Giffords (LCS 10), the Navy's tenth littoral combat ship (LCS), in Mobile, Ala., April 16. --------- Perhaps old news but first I have heard of it. Posted by: RWC at April 23, 2014 11:04 AM (fWAjv) just. I... There's... Shouldn't we.... aw fuck it.

Posted by: tangonine at April 23, 2014 07:07 AM (x3YFz)

23 Very unrealistic .... No cries of racism, "think of the children", or Boosh!

Posted by: Adriane... at April 23, 2014 07:07 AM (qoKTg)

24 Sekrit for AtC:

(from last thread) http://bit.ly/1jMV7Co

http://bit.ly/1ifsATm

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 23, 2014 07:08 AM (4df7R)

25 What is that smell? Check your shoes. Someone tracked something in from the other thread.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 23, 2014 07:08 AM (L02KD)

26
New headline at Drudge: it appears Bull Connor (DEMOCRAT) has moved to the Philippines.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2014 07:08 AM (hJauc)

27 Leftism is Hate, based in lies. Why would you argue with an ideologue who adheres to it?

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 23, 2014 07:09 AM (fW9N0)

28 I went to class on the Privacy Act when I was an instructor. You are not supposed to post scores in public.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 23, 2014 07:09 AM (T2V/1)

29 No cries of racism, "think of the children", or Boosh! Posted by: Adriane --------------------- War on Women!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 23, 2014 07:09 AM (aDwsi)

30 Can't name it after the Benghazi dead

Posted by: Thunderb at April 23, 2014 07:09 AM (zOTsN)

31 Can I relive my glory days of middle school in this thread, too? Just remembered another tale that I don't think I've ever told anyone. Seventh grade, I started, deliberately, a shoving match with Dave Anderson during recess. Knocked his glasses off, they broke, I don't remember why I did it, probably just being a dick. Anyway, the teacher comes over and breaks it up, then asks who started it. I said he did, he said I did, she looked right at Dave and said "Lincoln Tf does not lie!", then punished him. The look on his face, one of truly being wronged, sticks with me.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2014 07:09 AM (ZshNr)

32 Haha, that video tells the story, for sure. Fortunately at least SOME of the younger ones whose brains haven't completely ossified still seem somewhat amenable to reason. And passion. :-) At least, enough of them to give me the win in last night's debate. :-) --Andrew, @LawSelfDefense

Posted by: Law of Self Defense at April 23, 2014 07:09 AM (sWuT0)

33 12 Missed saying this on the last thread, but I believe posting test scores with student names is against federal law (FERPA)

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 23, 2014 11:03 AM (+0txR)

yup. can't do it.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 23, 2014 07:09 AM (dBV5N)

NDH, in case you missed it:

Is it too much to hope that the answer to your pondering "I often wonder whatever happened to her" is that she required years of painful dentistry following the ass-whooping your mom threw down on her?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

----

My mother informed her that it appeared that I had read more books than the rest of the class combined, and that she was confident that I had no need to prove to said teacher that I had read them all by writing a report rehasing each one, in fact it would be a waste of my time. I had been attending the next higher grade in reading/writing, so the only revenge the teacher could take was to cancel that for the following year.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 23, 2014 07:09 AM (sBUAE)

35 Posted by: tangonine at April 23, 2014 11:07 AM (x3YFz) Coming soon USS Mumia or USS Trayvon

Posted by: RWC at April 23, 2014 07:09 AM (fWAjv)

36 Lets not tell the others. tsk-tsk

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 23, 2014 07:09 AM (fW9N0)

37 That Benghazi was all a cover up for illegal arms shipments does not seem to be a big deal, is really breathtaking. https://tinyurl.com/ljw5eof And that the secret installation that was used to facilitate the illegal arms shipments is now in Al Qaeda hands, so much more so.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2014 07:10 AM (BZAd3)

38 Then rage and weep Posted by: Thunderb at April 23, 2014 11:06 AM (zOTsN) No. Glen laid down his life as an American hero, boots on black on ammo, saving the lives of other Americans. All I need to know. Only knew him briefly, but dammit if he wasn't just a charisma magnet. He was kind, warm-hearted and if I live long enough I'll try to be half the man he was. All I need to know.

Posted by: tangonine at April 23, 2014 07:10 AM (x3YFz)

39 Privacy Act of 1974

http://www.justice.gov/opcl/privstat.htm

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 23, 2014 07:10 AM (T2V/1)

40 Yep, that video sums it up pretty well.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2014 07:10 AM (DrWcr)

41 Re: Ship named after Gabby Giffords. Well, after they did this, why not? "On Cinco de Mayo, the NavyÂ’s newest ship was christened in honor of the late Mexican-American labor leader Cesar Chavez. His widow cracked the champagne bottle and christened the USNS Cesar Chavez at the San Diego shipyard...." How soon before the USS Howard Zinn?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2014 07:10 AM (pt5t7)

42 Oh, thank heavens. I was running out of animals to load into the trebuchet. ...mind the platypus in that last shot, by the way.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 23, 2014 07:11 AM (rt3TY)

43 When I click on Drudge's firehose link in Mozilla it lands on a dead NBC page. It works in IE though.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2014 07:11 AM (LJ7Ze)

44 THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED!

Posted by: Warmists and Lysenkoists at April 23, 2014 07:11 AM (78TbK)

What's the difference between the USS Gabrielle Giffords and the real Gabrielle Giffords?

Only one can operate on her own.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: @johntant at April 23, 2014 07:11 AM (PFy0L)

46 USS Trayvon

Posted by: RWC at April 23, 2014 11:09 AM (fWAjv)

Goes down with one hit.

Posted by: EC at April 23, 2014 07:11 AM (GQ8sn)

47 At least the donkey in the video didn't accuse the other dude of being a racist.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 23, 2014 07:11 AM (0LHZx)

48 And here I thought you were talking about the comments...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 23, 2014 07:12 AM (1hM1d)

49 How soon before the USS Howard Zinn?
***
Will the guns have to be fired through the superstructure?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2014 07:12 AM (78TbK)

50 MsNBC coming to a Texas university for Hope Days to talk about gun control, immigration reform, and free shit MSNBC actively campaigning

Posted by: Thunderb at April 23, 2014 07:12 AM (zOTsN)

51 Sekrit for AtC: (from last thread) http://bit.ly/1jMV7Co http://bit.ly/1ifsATm Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 23, 2014 11:08 AM (4df7R) Sekrit for MWR: *shoves rest of apple pie and ice cream through USB port for you* http://bit.ly/1hiXU80

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 23, 2014 07:12 AM (mf5HN)

52 FERPA is the gnu FUPA?

And RWC pay attention. Every time we mention those sitting targets called LCS, we mention the USS Gabby.

Victim of a madman with a gun getting a ship named after her that can't defend itself. Alas it is not the Onion, just Ray Mabus and the Democrats pandering.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2014 07:12 AM (a26oX)

What's the difference between the USS Gabrielle Giffords and the real Gabrielle Giffords?

They both have metal heads?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2014 07:12 AM (zF6Iw)

54 When I click on Drudge's firehose link in Mozilla it lands on a dead NBC page. It works in IE though. Posted by: Boss Moss ---------------- Works for me using Pale Moon. Dump Mozilla is my advice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 23, 2014 07:13 AM (aDwsi)

55 Oh... you just wait until they commission the USS Obama carrier. I'll sink that fucker myself.

Posted by: tangonine at April 23, 2014 07:13 AM (x3YFz)

56 USS RuPaul. Inclusiveness and all that.

Posted by: RWC at April 23, 2014 07:13 AM (fWAjv)

57 I skip the debate and go directly for the throat.

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 23, 2014 07:13 AM (thLL8)

58 Can I relive my glory days of middle school in this thread, too? Just remembered another tale that I don't think I've ever told anyone. Seventh grade, I started, deliberately, a shoving match with Dave Anderson during recess. Knocked his glasses off, they broke, I don't remember why I did it, probably just being a dick. Anyway, the teacher comes over and breaks it up, then asks who started it. I said he did, he said I did, she looked right at Dave and said "Lincoln Tf does not lie!", then punished him. The look on his face, one of truly being wronged, sticks with me. **** It isn't what is done to you by others that haunts you. It's what you do to others. I had a similar experience when I was 15 years old and threatened to beat up a girl named Lisa Contita (sp) based upon some bullshit rumor told by her ex-boyfriend. i still haven't forgotten the look on her face nor the immediate realization that what I had done was wrong, and the shame at concerning myself with how to reverse gears without losing face.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 23, 2014 07:13 AM (DmNpO)

59 I believe you can post test scores, but not with any personally identifiable information. So they can either post the names of the students without the scores, or the scores without the names of the students.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 23, 2014 07:13 AM (4df7R)

"As a viewpoint, opposition to gay marriage is not a punishable offense."

So we got that going for us...

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at April 23, 2014 07:14 AM (5ikDv)

61 for Hope Days to talk about gun control, immigration reform, and free shit MSNBC actively campaigning Posted by: Thunderb at April 23, 2014 11:12 AM (zOTsN) "hope days?" aww fer crying out loud. /kills kitten There! Ya happy now!?

Posted by: tangonine at April 23, 2014 07:14 AM (x3YFz)

62 http://wyblog.us/blog/misc/monday-moonshine-01-09-12.html USS Barrack Obama.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2014 07:14 AM (LJ7Ze)

63 But the video... https://tinyurl.com/khdyc5u I keep forgetting about the video... Never mind.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2014 07:14 AM (BZAd3)

64 Â“NOW with Alex WagnerÂ” will broadcast live at 3 p.m. CT from Texas SouthernÂ’s University Plaza, near the Tiger Walk, just in front of the Sterling Student Life Center. MSNBC hosts and contributors will also be onsite for meet and greets with fans from noon to 7 p.m. local time. Growing Hope is a MSNBC initiative that invites viewers to engage with the brand and share their hopes for change around issues that impact their communities. The Â“Growing HopeÂ” series will include live events, online activations and special on-air programming. By sharing hopes online, at events, and through social media, the MSNBC audience can grow together as a community with the power to make a difference.

Posted by: Thunderb at April 23, 2014 07:14 AM (zOTsN)

65 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 23, 2014 07:14 AM (PYAXX)

66 Sekrit for MWR:

*shoves rest of apple pie and ice cream through USB port for you*

http://bit.ly/1hiXU80

Posted by: alexthechick

PIE! *loves pie*

And I love that gif. I have that saved on my hard drive at home, along with the video of him singing the song. As I've seen him called on Tumblr, "Tom Hiddleston: trained circus bear." How can people NOT love him?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 23, 2014 07:14 AM (4df7R)

67 USS RuPaul? Oh that is a Q-ship, it changes depending upon its moods.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2014 07:15 AM (a26oX)

68 Right now it's all about the D's keeping the Senate. The day after the November election, it will be all about i) getting hillary clinton in the White House, and ii) the fabrication of the obama Legacy.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 23, 2014 07:15 AM (fW9N0)

69 Coming soon USS Mumia or USS Trayvon Posted by: RWC --------------------- USS Al Sharpton

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 23, 2014 07:16 AM (aDwsi)

70 The day after the November election, it will be all about i) getting hillary clinton in the White House, and ii) the fabrication of the obama Legacy. Posted by: Soothsayer Â§ at April 23, 2014 11:15 AM (fW9N0) Udall is going to go down in CO, provided there's no voter fraud. LOL...what am I saying?

Posted by: tangonine at April 23, 2014 07:16 AM (x3YFz)

71 Yeah, I still hung out with Dave a little after that, but I hated knowing that he knew my low character in that instance. I felt constantly apologetic whenever I saw him for years after.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2014 07:16 AM (ZshNr)

72 The look on his face, one of truly being wronged, sticks with me. Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2014 11:09 AM (ZshNr) That dude has probably been burning an image of you in effigy since then.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 23, 2014 07:16 AM (36Rjy)

73 In the radio spot for Growing Tumors the especially mention immigration and gun control

Posted by: Thunderb at April 23, 2014 07:16 AM (zOTsN)

74 USS William Ayers

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 23, 2014 07:16 AM (thLL8)

75 USS Al Sharpton Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 23, 2014 11:16 AM (aDwsi) we commission garbage trawlers?

Posted by: tangonine at April 23, 2014 07:17 AM (x3YFz)

76 31 Can I relive my glory days of middle school in this thread, too? Just remembered another tale that I don't think I've ever told anyone. Seventh grade, I started, deliberately, a shoving match with Dave Anderson during recess. Knocked his glasses off, they broke, I don't remember why I did it, probably just being a dick. Anyway, the teacher comes over and breaks it up, then asks who started it. I said he did, he said I did, she looked right at Dave and said "Lincoln Tf does not lie!", then punished him. The look on his face, one of truly being wronged, sticks with me.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2014 11:09 AM (ZshNr)

There was once this kid at school who kept bullying me, and would not leave me the hell alone. We were alone on the playground by coincidence, and he started in with me. He was older and significantly bigger. I'd finally had enough and something just snapped, so I tackled his ass to the ground, sat on his chest, and was about to go MMA on his face. I looked him dead in the eyes, punched the ground next to his head, then let him up. He walked away, never told anybody that I know about, and he never bothered me again.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2014 07:17 AM (DrWcr)

77 "As a viewpoint, opposition to gay marriage is not a punishable offense."

I for one am comforted that they felt the need to clarify this to their legions of rampaging LGBTBBQWTF Mafia enforcers.

Only as a viewpoint, though. If you actually say or do anything that demonstrates your opposition to gay marriage, THAT'S totally a punishable offense.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 23, 2014 07:17 AM (4df7R)

78 Haha, that video tells the story, for sure. Fortunately at least SOME of the younger ones whose brains haven't completely ossified still seem somewhat amenable to reason. And passion. :-) At least, enough of them to give me the win in last night's debate. :-) --Andrew, @LawSelfDefense *** You're fighting the good fight. Anyone can persuade an audience at Hillsdale or Liberty of the importance of gun rights. You, dear man, took the fight to Berkeley. Well done.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 23, 2014 07:17 AM (DmNpO)

79 USS Ayers - munitions ship.

USS Trayvon - sub chaser

USS Mumia - LCS-32

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2014 07:17 AM (a26oX)

80 "As a viewpoint, opposition to gay marriage is not a punishable offense."

So we got that going for us...

Posted by: noone, really at April 23, 2014 11:14 AM (5ikDv)

For now.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2014 07:17 AM (DrWcr)

81 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 23, 2014 11:13 AM (4df7R) Colorado State stopped using social security #s as their identifiers very shortly (like a couple of weeks) after John demonstrated he could tell which numbers belonged to about half of the students in his accounting class. He could still tell with the new numbers, but at least it wasn't vital personal info being broadcast anymore.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 23, 2014 07:18 AM (GDulk)

82 CVN Jane Fonda

Posted by: Bill at April 23, 2014 07:19 AM (uvyrw)

83 I don't think you can post the names of students that failed, even if it doesn't have the score. I think someone could still make a "federal" case about it. But maybe they are less paranoid about federal rules in Texas. Here the schools are terrified of FERPA to the point of sometimes being ridiculous about it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 23, 2014 07:19 AM (+0txR)

84 Oh... you just wait until they commission the USS Obama carrier. It's all drones, but only truly effective attacking US targets.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 23, 2014 07:19 AM (rt3TY)

85 19 fuck family guy
============
+∞

Since I read about the abortion episode, that show makes me sick.

There is not a shred of humanity in anyone writing that show or they would have committed suicide after reading what they wrote and realizing how evil they really were.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 23, 2014 07:19 AM (VjL9S)

86 Oh... you just wait until they commission the USS Obama carrier.>>

The planned design changes.

No propulsion systems since all actions will be taken from a safe position.
No weapons since firing a weapon would require a real decision.
Big speakers to denounce enemy with.
Red line projectors.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 23, 2014 07:19 AM (tf9Ne)

87 Colorado State stopped using social security #s as their identifiers very shortly (like a couple of weeks) after John demonstrated he could tell which numbers belonged to about half of the students in his accounting class. He could still tell with the new numbers, but at least it wasn't vital personal info being broadcast anymore.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 23, 2014 11:18 AM (GDulk)

Here in NH we got rid of using SSN's (at least at the k-12 level) back in 2006. The colleges are moving towards doing the same now.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 23, 2014 07:19 AM (4df7R)

88 Oh hell no

Posted by: Thunderb at April 23, 2014 07:19 AM (zOTsN)

89 Growing Hope, eh? Sounds as though it requires a substantial amount of fertilizer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 23, 2014 07:19 AM (0HooB)

90 Fortunately at least SOME of the younger ones whose brains haven't completely ossified still seem somewhat amenable to reason. And passion. :-) At least, enough of them to give me the win in last night's debate. :-) --Andrew, @LawSelfDefense Posted by: Law of Self Defense at April 23, 2014 11:09 AM (sWuT0) Yer a good squirrel. Keep it up.

Posted by: tangonine at April 23, 2014 07:19 AM (x3YFz)

91 http://wyblog.us/images/uss-barack-obama.jpg

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2014 07:20 AM (LJ7Ze)

92 Did AlextheChick see that picture link I posted?

Hey EC how goes the non-profit concept?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2014 07:20 AM (a26oX)

93 PIE! *loves pie* And I love that gif. I have that saved on my hard drive at home, along with the video of him singing the song. As I've seen him called on Tumblr, "Tom Hiddleston: trained circus bear." How can people NOT love him? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 23, 2014 11:14 AM (4df7R) Pie is awesome. This is a true fact. The power of the dorkstar compels. Oh, yes, yes, it does. http://bit.ly/1iLkK8P

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 23, 2014 07:20 AM (mf5HN)

94 71 Yeah, I still hung out with Dave a little after that, but I hated knowing that he knew my low character in that instance. I felt constantly apologetic whenever I saw him for years after. Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2014 11:16 AM (ZshNr) Posted before i saw this. Well good.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 23, 2014 07:20 AM (36Rjy)

95 Of FFS: Postal Service issues forever stamp commemorating Harvey Milk.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2014 07:21 AM (pt5t7)

96 79 USS Ayers - munitions ship. Won't that one blow itself up? = /

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2014 07:21 AM (M9BzG)

97 There is not a shred of humanity in anyone writing that show or they would have committed suicide after reading what they wrote and realizing how evil they really were. Posted by: RoyalOil at April 23, 2014 11:19 AM (VjL9S) Seth McFarlane is an asshole.

Posted by: tangonine at April 23, 2014 07:21 AM (x3YFz)

98 Will someone please introduce legislation requiring the automatic execution of anyone for whom a ship, a building, or a bridge is named? Term limits by a different name.

Posted by: Furious George at April 23, 2014 07:21 AM (yFb77)

99 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 23, 2014 11:19 AM (4df7R) This was about 2001, and honestly they could have been planning on changing anyway, but the timing of the announcement was certainly interesting.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 23, 2014 07:21 AM (GDulk)

100 Growing Hell is more like it.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 23, 2014 07:21 AM (fW9N0)

101 Remember your history Fi. It will blow up his conspirator the USS Obama.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2014 07:22 AM (a26oX)

102 Of FFS: Postal Service issues forever stamp commemorating Harvey Milk. Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2014 11:21 AM (pt5t7) just when you think everything has gone to crap, another turd hits the ground.

Posted by: tangonine at April 23, 2014 07:22 AM (x3YFz)

103 The day after the November election, it will be all about i) getting hillary clinton in the White House, and ii) the fabrication of the obama Legacy. At least I will enjoy the multi-directional tug-of-war between the Obama people, the Hillary people and the people who are tired of them both (Warren people?).

Posted by: AmishDude at April 23, 2014 07:22 AM (T0NGe)

104
I don't really care about the lefty protests in the 'pines. I just like the ironic image of people against obama getting firehosed on United Nations Avenue.

Also to remind everybody Bull Connor was a democrat.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2014 07:22 AM (hJauc)

105 I was under the impression we didn't name ships after living people. Are there other ships like this?

Posted by: irright at April 23, 2014 07:22 AM (ZgTjz)

106 USS George HW Bush

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2014 07:22 AM (a26oX)

107 Aren't you supposed to have the common decency to die before they name a memorial after you?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2014 07:22 AM (LJ7Ze)

108 Here in NH we got rid of using SSN's (at least at the k-12 level) back in 2006.

What were the unlawfully resident foreign national students *cough* using as identifiers before that?

Posted by: HR at April 23, 2014 07:23 AM (ZKzrr)

109 Alex Wagner is the one married to the white house chef?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 23, 2014 07:23 AM (+0txR)

110 105 I was under the impression we didn't name ships after living people. Are there other ships like this? Posted by: irright at April 23, 2014 11:22 AM (ZgTjz) USS George HW Bush. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_George_H.W._Bush_%28CVN-77%29

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2014 07:23 AM (M9BzG)

111 Growing Hope

How much fun would it be to deluge their "social media" platforms with things like:

"I hope to convince everyone in my town to    learn about, purchase, and then learn to shoot a gun."

"I hope to see my    cousin's fiancee -- a sweet girl from    Taiwan -- finally receive her visa and eventually gain citizenship.      Legal immigrants    shaped this country and deserve our respect,   but the system for becoming an American citizen is a bureaucratic mess."

"I hope that    at least    one woman will read about Kermit Gosnell    and his   jars of baby feet    and decide that no, she won't have    an abortion after all."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 23, 2014 07:23 AM (4df7R)

112 Texas Southerns demographics. As of 2012, the student body is 82% Black, 6% Hispanic, 5% Asian, 4% International, 3% White, and <1% Other So Totally representative Sure Wendy Davis will be there

Posted by: Thunderb at April 23, 2014 07:23 AM (zOTsN)

113 Aren't you supposed to have the common decency to die before they name a memorial after you?

Fuck no. Just give 'em some federal money.

Posted by: Grand Kleagle Robert Byrd at April 23, 2014 07:23 AM (ZKzrr)

114 Also USS Jimmy Carter the Sea Wolf class submarine.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2014 07:24 AM (a26oX)

115 USS George HW Bush Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2014 11:22 AM Yep, totally forgot about that one. Did I completely invent the dead-folks-only thing?

Posted by: irright at April 23, 2014 07:25 AM (ZgTjz)

116 . The look on his face, one of truly being wronged, sticks with me. **** It isn't what is done to you by others that haunts you. It's what you do to others. ------------------------ Bad news folks. The older you get, the more those things will weigh on your conscience. The wrongs that you have engaged in which hurt other people. Even if they weren't genuinely evil, or overtly malicious, or even if they were unintended..., even if they were childhood 'growing up' things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 23, 2014 07:25 AM (aDwsi)

117 USS Angela Davis

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 23, 2014 07:25 AM (thLL8)

118

Anyone else wonder when those radio ads about "Chance of having a child born with autism 1 in ##" will wind up being 1 in 2. I remember it being 1 in 110. Then it was 1 in 88. I think the most recent one I heard claimed 1 in 44.

Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2014 07:25 AM (LI48c)

119 CVN 77 GHW Bush, aircraft carrier

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at April 23, 2014 07:25 AM (vA2UI)

120 Alright MWR and Beth, I have a sad.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 23, 2014 07:26 AM (da5Wo)

121 Stop vaccinating.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2014 07:26 AM (LJ7Ze)

122 @118 Anyone else wonder when those radio ads about "Chance of having a child born with autism 1 in ##" will wind up being 1 in 2. I remember it being 1 in 110. Then it was 1 in 88. I think the most recent one I heard claimed 1 in 44. Posted by: buzzion _______________ With implementation of Common Core math standards, the ratio will soon be 2 in 1.

Posted by: Furious George at April 23, 2014 07:27 AM (yFb77)

123 Texas Sputhern is in Houston. So is Texas' Gosnell, an abortionist named Karpen It would be interesting to flood MSNBC with questions about black genocide at the hands of Karpen

Posted by: Thunderb at April 23, 2014 07:27 AM (zOTsN)

124 just when you think everything has gone to crap, another turd hits the ground. Posted by: tangonine ------------------------- Every fckng day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 23, 2014 07:28 AM (aDwsi)

125 102 Of FFS: Postal Service issues forever stamp commemorating Harvey Milk. Yeah, the "martyr" who died simply because he was a douchebag and decided to mock a disgruntled employee with a gun. Two things: One, Milk was a pederast. This is not in dispute. Two, Milk was strongly against gay marriage. Very much so. There were several reasons. Rationally, he felt that marriage was a heteronormative institution (you know, because it is *the* most heteronormative institution of all time) and undermined the legitimacy of homosexuality. He also didn't want his paramours (all quite young) to get the idea that he was going to be around for any length of time. To their dismay.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 23, 2014 07:28 AM (T0NGe)

126 1. It's good politics -- which is all the Left cares about. 2. What should be more cause for concern is not one of the Top Brass in the military wanted to or had the balls to oppose the naming of the ship. Our military top brass have always been weasels -- but now it's worse: they're obama's weasels.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 23, 2014 07:28 AM (fW9N0)

127 How about the USS Barney Frank? Where "rum, sodomy and the lash" is just a regular part of maintaining crew morale.

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at April 23, 2014 07:29 AM (bbivj)

128 Two, Milk was strongly against gay marriage. Very much so.

Fortunately for him, that is not a punishable offense. Yet.

Posted by: HR at April 23, 2014 07:29 AM (ZKzrr)

129 As of 2012, the student body is 82% Black, 6% Hispanic, 5% Asian, 4% International, 3% White, and I think those first two figures need to be reversed.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 23, 2014 07:29 AM (fW9N0)

130 You can rightly blame the Democrats for screwing up the Navy naming ships.

Midway class aircraft carrier from WWII named USS Franklin D. Roosevelt. Other two ships in class were USS Midway and USS Coral Sea.

Navy tradition had been to name DDs, DEs, and FFs after dead heroes. Like USS Mahan or USS Ulvert M. Moore. This tradition still persists in the DDGs but after USS Roosevelt, well all bets were off with other ship classes avoiding such a 'blessing'.

Second ship of the Ford class CVN will be named Kennedy. So the 'tradition' continues of naming carriers after Presidents.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2014 07:29 AM (a26oX)

131 Steve - Are you in NC?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 23, 2014 07:29 AM (aDwsi)

132 Bad news folks. The older you get, the more those things will weigh on your conscience. The wrongs that you have engaged in which hurt other people. Even if they weren't genuinely evil, or overtly malicious, or even if they were unintended..., even if they were childhood 'growing up' things. ** Indeed. I still think about hurting my Granny's feelings when I was 12 and my sister's feelings when I was 10. My sister was 8 at the time and doesn't even remember the event but I busted out crying and apologizing a few years ago.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 23, 2014 07:30 AM (DmNpO)

133 Are there other ships like this? There is the El SeÃ±or Eric Holder that keeps slipping past the border patrol.

Posted by: t-bird at April 23, 2014 07:30 AM (FcR7P)

134 Bad news folks. The older you get, the more those things will weigh on your conscience. The wrongs that you have engaged in which hurt other people. Even if they weren't genuinely evil, or overtly malicious, or even if they were unintended..., even if they were childhood 'growing up' things. Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 23, 2014 11:25 AM (aDwsi) Unless you have a time machine in your pocket, there's no fixing those things. You learn and press on.

Posted by: tangonine at April 23, 2014 07:30 AM (x3YFz)

135 The power of the dorkstar compels. Oh, yes, yes, it does.

http://bit.ly/1iLkK8P

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 23, 2014 11:20 AM (mf5HN)

SUCH PRETTY PEOPLE.

http://bit.ly/1hj5dfV

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 23, 2014 07:30 AM (4df7R)

136 Alright MWR and Beth, I have a sad.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 23, 2014 11:26 AM (da5Wo)

Will you be OK if she hops up on the trampoline?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 23, 2014 07:30 AM (6T8Ay)

137 Then flood MSNBC with questions about how floods of illegal immigrants hurts black employment, especially if young men

Posted by: Thunderb at April 23, 2014 07:30 AM (zOTsN)

138

131 Steve - are you in NC?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 23, 2014 11:29 AM (aDwsi)

*********************

Why, bless your heart, I am.

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at April 23, 2014 07:31 AM (bbivj)

139 Two things: One, Milk was a pederast. This is not in dispute. Two, Milk was strongly against gay marriage. Funny. History class spent a chunk of time on his assassination and his Holy Victim status, and never mentioned anything else about him.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2014 07:31 AM (M9BzG)

140 >Will you be OK if she hops up on the trampoline?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 23, 2014 11:30 AM (6T8Ay)<

I know it would help my state of mind.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 23, 2014 07:31 AM (sjdRT)

141 I think the Democrats are really annoyed that Gabby Giffords isn't dead. I am quite serious. They are treating her as if she were dead. Naming stuff after her (was she ever even in the Navy?), talking about her as if she died, etc. If you know somebody on the Left, tell them to beware. They loves them some good martyr.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 23, 2014 07:31 AM (T0NGe)

142 Allow me to share my hope... I hope NBC, MSNBC, all affiliates thereof and all who work for them fail with a crash so stupendous that it rings down through the ages as the perfect example of "they got their just desserts".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 23, 2014 07:31 AM (8bA1i)

143 Alright MWR and Beth, I have a sad.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 23, 2014 11:26 AM (da5Wo)

Ack! Why!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 23, 2014 07:31 AM (4df7R)

144 The Ted Kennedy will be the first aircraft carrier without search and rescue teams.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2014 07:31 AM (LJ7Ze)

145 Last I heard, Dave Anderson owns a small chain of bike shops, so I guess I didn't totally crush his spirit. Maybe I'll look him up when I'm back "home" for vacation in June.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2014 07:31 AM (ZshNr)

146 What's the difference between the USS Gabrielle Giffords and the real Gabrielle Giffords? Only one can operate on her own. I denounce myself. Posted by: @johntant at April 23, 2014 11:11 AM (PFy0L) One of them has a hole in it's head that's full of shit. The other one is a ship.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 23, 2014 07:32 AM (TIIx5)

147 No. It was a historically black college

Posted by: Thunderb at April 23, 2014 07:32 AM (zOTsN)

148 Will you be OK if she hops up on the trampoline? Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 23, 2014 11:30 AM (6T8Ay) Well, yes, that will help. But here's the sad....we may, quite possibly, have an appropriate rant that's worthy of a NoVaMoMee reading.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 23, 2014 07:32 AM (da5Wo)

149 Funny. History class spent a chunk of time on his assassination and his Holy Victim status, and never mentioned anything else about him. Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2014 11:31 AM (M9BzG) how the crap does this idiot even merit mention in a history class?

Posted by: tangonine at April 23, 2014 07:32 AM (x3YFz)

150 what really pisses me off about th arming al queda is , I mean aren't they ACTUAL terrorists! and have Boehner not allowing an investigation. why? and one wonders if they are all sell outs or complicit , or blackmailed. if blackmailed they should resign for the better of america , or if sell out or complicit they should resign and be looked at on treason charges. we all knew Doherty? perhaps it was Woods said they were tying to find weapons sent there by misadventure That was Why He was there i the first place? WHO ordered that? and now those weapons are Syria? Overall what they Hell is the game plan of this administration ? MB and even worse despots in Charge?

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2014 07:32 AM (nqBYe)

151 #21, Yeah the anti-vaccination thing is working out real well. My Sons nieces all came down with whooping cough last week which put my Grandsons who were immunized under quarantine . It was such a virulent strain they gave them antibiotics as a precaution.

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 23, 2014 07:33 AM (9+ccr)

152 Funny. History class spent a chunk of time on his assassination and his Holy Victim status, and never mentioned anything else about him. Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2014 11:31 AM (M9BzG) Yeah, they spent a lot of time on slavery too, but they never told you who the first slaveowner was.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 23, 2014 07:33 AM (T0NGe)

153 Y'all are making a big deal out of Navy ships names becoming a joke. All I have to say about this is that since SCOAMT and team a clearly trying to turn the military into a joke, it seems totally appropriate.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2014 07:33 AM (BZAd3)

154 >144 The Ted Kennedy will be the first aircraft carrier without search and rescue teams.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2014 11:31 AM (LJ7Ze)<

That is some funneh shit right there.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 23, 2014 07:33 AM (sjdRT)

155 Beats autism.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2014 07:34 AM (LJ7Ze)

156 the NavyÂ’s newest ship was christened in honor of the late Mexican-American labor leader Cesar Chavez. Cesar was against illegal immigration, because it depressed American wages. Something the la raza types on keeping very quiet about. Shockingly, the MFM isn't calling them out on this.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2014 07:34 AM (QnqoN)

157 USS George HW Bush *** I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that awarding the honor to a living war hero and former POTUS is a damn sight more appropriate than awarding it to an anti-gun nut who's claim to fame is being shot by a crazy person.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 23, 2014 07:34 AM (DmNpO)

158 Could people just stop canonizing Harvey Milk? Yes, he was a strong advocate for gays rights and he didn't deserve to be killed and in such a cold blooded fashion. But he was apparently a nasty man who had the utter lack of judgement to support Jim Jones and The People's Temple. The movie about it with that leftist actor was pure hagiography.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2014 07:34 AM (XyM/Y)

159 Because gaaaaay. And persecution. And because public education is just liberal indoctrination. It's ridiculous how reflexively liberal most of my peers are. There but for the grace of God.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2014 07:34 AM (M9BzG)

160 Bad news folks. The older you get, the more those things will weigh on your conscience. The wrongs that you have engaged in which hurt other people. Even if they weren't genuinely evil, or overtly malicious, or even if they were unintended..., even if they were childhood 'growing up' things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 23, 2014 11:25 AM
====
It's easier if you're a liberal, when world history begins with the dawn of each new day.

Posted by: mrp at April 23, 2014 07:35 AM (JBggj)

161 Well, yes, that will help. But here's the sad....we may, quite possibly, have an appropriate rant that's worthy of a NoVaMoMee reading.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 23, 2014 11:32 AM (da5Wo)

And who is the auteur of said rant?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 23, 2014 07:35 AM (6T8Ay)

162 Posted by: RWC at April 23, 2014 11:05 AM (fWAjv) Old Navy.... Ships Named for Heroes, and Battles... New Navy? ships that can't fight, named for Brain damaged Victims.... Of course... in the Left's view.... Victims ARE Heroes.... soooo.... Damn glad I'm retired.... but I weep for my Active Duty son...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2014 07:35 AM (84gbM)

163 158 Once is enough.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2014 07:35 AM (LJ7Ze)

164 and again the coverup and jailing the obcsure video guy as cover..I would think this was a bad book written by people that hate america, and now i'm to find out This is real? They actually armed those intentionally. And tried to tell america that Our Speech caused his? would You have believed this ten years ago?

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2014 07:36 AM (nqBYe)

165 Have some pizza cake.

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/pizza-cake-pizza-invention-1.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2014 07:36 AM (a26oX)

166 Well, yes, that will help. But here's the sad....we may, quite possibly, have an appropriate rant that's worthy of a NoVaMoMee reading.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 23, 2014 11:32 AM (da5Wo)

OMG YAYAAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 23, 2014 07:36 AM (4df7R)

167 144 The Ted Kennedy will be the first aircraft carrier without search and rescue teams.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2014 11:31 AM (LJ7Ze)

Its first launch will be an Oldsmobile.

Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2014 07:36 AM (LI48c)

168 The only thing Harvey Milk ever did that was of merit was die and give Sean Penn another reason to open himself up to mockery.

Posted by: tangonine at April 23, 2014 07:36 AM (x3YFz)

169 Posted by: AmishDude at April 23, 2014 11:33 AM (T0NGe) In a way, it's an insult to him that they never mention his accomplishments in policy as a political figure. But maybe that's all he had. Get shot and become a liberal martyr.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2014 07:37 AM (M9BzG)

170 Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2014 11:35 AM (84gbM) And the Brits had the foresight to name a ship after DuhOne. HMS Cockchafer

Posted by: RWC at April 23, 2014 07:37 AM (fWAjv)

171 Have some pizza cake.

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/pizza-cake-pizza-invention-1.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2014 11:36 AM (a26oX)

... I want that. Right now.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 23, 2014 07:37 AM (4df7R)

172
They did totally skip the part in history class where obama's ancestors sold mooches ancestors into slavery to hillary's ancestors.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2014 07:38 AM (hJauc)

173 and again the coverup and jailing the obcsure video guy as cover..I would think this was a bad book written by people that hate america, and now i'm to find out This is real?
They actually armed those intentionally. And tried to tell america that Our Speech caused his?

would You have believed this ten years ago?

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2014 11:36 AM (nqBYe)

Ten years ago? No.

Six years ago? Absolutely.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 23, 2014 07:38 AM (4df7R)

174 And who is the auteur of said rant? Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 23, 2014 11:35 AM (6T8Ay) *sigh* It's a very good rant. Not much profanity, but hilarious. And Vendette has agreed to take part in the reading.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 23, 2014 07:38 AM (da5Wo)

175 sigh, realizes i'm talking to myself again . wanders off to trim roses.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2014 07:38 AM (nqBYe)

176 Have some pizza cake.

Hrm....no thanks.

Posted by: HR at April 23, 2014 07:39 AM (ZKzrr)

177 Thanks to everyone who resurrected all those high school stories and the resulting haunting ghosts of those years. Or perhaps it's sleep deprivation from 48 hours of non stop 'Burn Notice', and the resulting biochemical hang over.

Posted by: Williams the Demented at April 23, 2014 07:39 AM (ZTOmC)

178 Oldsmobile...

The US Navy's newest aircraft carrier USS Ted Kennedy launches off its new electro-magnetic catapult the newest weapon system to join the arsenal. The FQM-69 Reggie Love drone made by the UAW in Detroit at the re-tooled Oldsmobile plant.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2014 07:39 AM (a26oX)

179 Nood! *picks up willow and runs*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 23, 2014 07:39 AM (4df7R)

180 But their intentions are good so screw the facts.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 23, 2014 07:39 AM (A98Xu)

181 Newd.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2014 07:39 AM (LJ7Ze)

182 It's a very good rant. Not much profanity, but hilarious. And Vendette has agreed to take part in the reading. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 23, 2014 11:38 AM (da5Wo) Will there be a transcript for the online crowd? And does Vendette have an adorable accent?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2014 07:39 AM (M9BzG)

183 USS John P. Murtha (LPD-26), will be the 10th San Antonio-class amphibious transport dock ship of the United States Navy, and will be named in honor of Congressman John Murtha (1932Â–2010) of Pennsylvania.

Posted by: RWC at April 23, 2014 07:39 AM (fWAjv)

184 Have some pizza cake. ***** This cake looks tastier: http://bit.ly/1iLrvrd

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 23, 2014 07:39 AM (DmNpO)

185
Be careful not to fall off the bridge when entering the USS Ted Kennedy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2014 07:40 AM (hJauc)

186 oh oh MWR saved me rom pokey rose thorned! bless you ! Srsly, i want to be a fly on their fkn wall and try to understand what This administrations end game really is. I'm sick of being mystified by their actions.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2014 07:40 AM (nqBYe)

187 and new post? cht. whatever.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2014 07:41 AM (nqBYe)

188 114 Also USS Jimmy Carter the Sea Wolf class submarine. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2014 11:24 AM Wonder to what extremes they go to try to counter the bad luck of being on that boat?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2014 07:43 AM (QnqoN)

189 188 114 Also USS Jimmy Carter the Sea Wolf class submarine.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2014 11:24 AM

Wonder to what extremes they go to try to counter the bad luck of being on that boat?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2014 11:43 AM (QnqoN)

Rabbits feet of course.

Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2014 07:45 AM (LI48c)

190 Lets be precise, giant swamp rabbit feet...

"Coming right for me! Back! Back! You bad rabbit!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2014 07:46 AM (a26oX)

191 128 Two, Milk was strongly against gay marriage. Very much so. Fortunately for him, that is not a punishable offense. Yet. Posted by: HR at April 23, 2014 11:29 AM (ZKzrr) Being dead, Milk probably has other things to worry about.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 23, 2014 07:47 AM (36Rjy)

192 Being dead, Milk probably has other things to worry about.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 23, 2014 11:47 AM (36Rjy)

Like making sure his vote is cast in the next election.

Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2014 07:48 AM (LI48c)

193 I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that awarding the honor to a living war hero and former POTUS is a damn sight more appropriate than awarding it to an anti-gun nut who's claim to fame is being shot by a crazy person. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 23, 2014 11:34 AM (DmNpO) Giffords didn't used to be an anti-gun nut.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 23, 2014 07:49 AM (36Rjy)

194 151 #21,It was such a virulent strain they gave them antibiotics as a precaution. Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 23, 2014 11:33 AM (9+ccr) Donna, I just saw an article about something like 8 cases in confirmed vaccinated people.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2014 07:50 AM (QnqoN)

195 Unlike the Movie, "Milk" there is also no indication that Dan White was a closeted gay man or that he killed Milk because of his sexual orientation. He apparently wanted to take out a number of people people of political disagreements with them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2014 07:52 AM (XyM/Y)

196 NDH - A story I have never told. When my mother was elderly, hospitalized, and near death, I was at the hospital with her. One day, she began to cry, and I was very distressed in not knowing how to comfort her. I asked what she was crying about, and she told me that once as a young girl, she had tried to get a baby chick to fly. She just kept throwing it in the air, and it kept crashing to ground, and trying to run away. It would be amusing, except that my mother was a very kind woman, and she could not imagine being forgiven for having been so cruel to a helpless animal. It was easy for me to tell her that she was just a child doing a childish thing, but that wasn't really helpful. We certainly cannot allow ourselves to become so bound up by our past that it is disabling to our present, but compassionate people do indeed feel and bear burdens that others do not. I think that is one of the great philosophical divides, i.e., an innate sense of personal responsibility as opposed to, say, collective 'Social Justice'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 23, 2014 07:56 AM (aDwsi)

197 Ace must be working on a biggie......Past noon CST.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2014 09:05 AM (HVff2)

198 Great minds, etc., etc. I saw this last night on a rerun of FAMILY GUY in which the Griffins are in Texas, trying to become Texans. The cutaway gag with the mule was supposed to be a dig at Texans' alleged close-mindedness (apparently they're not being property submissive to The Hive); but when I saw it I thought: "This jackass is just like a 'liberal!'" (And by "liberal" I mean of course "tax-happy, coercion-addicted State-fellator.")

Posted by: Bilwick at April 23, 2014 11:57 AM (KZcFn)

199 Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 23, 2014 11:56 AM (aDwsi) *** Bless her heart. What a kind-hearted woman.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 23, 2014 12:28 PM (DmNpO)

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