January 10, 2014

Canada's Former Defense Minister: Aliens Exist Walk Among Us and Are Responsible For Much of Our High-Tech Breakthroughs
— Ace

Well there you go.

Over the weekend, Paul Hellyer, former Canadian defense minister, went on television and declared that not only do aliens exist but that they walk amongst us and are responsible for some of our modern technology. Among these tech gifts are the microchip, LED light and Kevlar vest.

Hellyer, who served as Canada's Minister of National Defence in the 1960s, went on Russia TodayÂ’s program SophieCo to speak more about extraterrestrials....


“[I’ve] been getting from various sources [that] there are about 80 different species and some of them look just like us and they could walk down the street and you wouldn’t know if you walked past one.”

Ummmm... this is the premise of Men in Black.

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1 ET's sucked out his brains also after the anal probing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 09:59 AM (ZqlGu)

2 I'm not saying he's lying but we we're crack buddies once.

Posted by: Rob Ford at January 10, 2014 10:00 AM (Aif/5)

3 Well, duh.

Posted by: HR at January 10, 2014 10:00 AM (ZKzrr)

4 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 10, 2014 10:00 AM (PYAXX)

5 Looks like he picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 10, 2014 10:00 AM (JpC1K)

6 Is every politician turning into a walking clown now?

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 10, 2014 10:00 AM (T2V/1)

7 Okay, just don't call him crazy. You never know from which orifice he'll pull a gun.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 10, 2014 10:01 AM (PYAXX)

8 I fucked an alien once, then she went back to Spain.

Posted by: maddogg at January 10, 2014 10:01 AM (xWW96)

9 Oh Canada,

Posted by: Thunderb at January 10, 2014 10:01 AM (zOTsN)

10

OH THANK GOD NEW THREAD.

 

And it doesn't smell like pot!

 

*actually reads content*

 

Though   it sure does sound like this guy's been smoking a LOT of the Mary Jane, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at January 10, 2014 10:01 AM (4df7R)

11 Hellyer, who served as Canada's Minister of National Defence in the 1960s, went on Russia Today’s program SophieCo to speak more about extraterrestrials.... “[I’ve] been getting from various sources [that] there are about 80 different species and some of them look just like us and they could walk down the street and you wouldn’t know if you walked past one. Hellyer's been sharing the pipe with Mayor Ford.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2014 10:01 AM (CRyse)

12 I think I saw this movie, it was called Invasion of the Pod Clowns.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 10:01 AM (ZqlGu)

13 Of course aliens live among us, who else would be running those "Ready For Hillary!" on Ace of Spades?

Posted by: Mallfly at January 10, 2014 10:02 AM (bJm7W)

14 It does explain Dennis Rodman, though....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2014 10:02 AM (uK+tZ)

15 Is he crazy or are you crazy?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 10, 2014 10:02 AM (bCEmE)

16 I think I saw this movie, it was called Invasion of the Pod Clowns.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 02:01 PM (ZqlGu)

 

This is more like Invasion of the Ass Clowns.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2014 10:02 AM (DrWcr)

17 Yeah, I was wondering if this guy has taken too many hockey pucks to the head.

Posted by: joncelli at January 10, 2014 10:02 AM (RD7QR)

18

“[I’ve] been getting from various sources [that] there are about 80 different species and some of them look just like us and they could walk down the street and you wouldn’t know if you walked past one.”

 

Um, sir?  Do these sources happen to be named "Alex"   and "Jones?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at January 10, 2014 10:02 AM (4df7R)

19 It does explain Dennis Rodman, though....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2014 02:02 PM (uK+tZ)

 

Lousy disguise.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2014 10:02 AM (DrWcr)

20 I blame andycanuck! A few years ago, didn't some other canuck politician get up and make some crazy outerspace type comments?

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 10, 2014 10:03 AM (Qev5V)

21 I've heard this guy carries around a spray bottle of vinegar to protect himself from the chemtrails.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 10, 2014 10:03 AM (W7ffl)

22 They could walk down the street and you'd never know.


They could post on this blog and you'd never know.



Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2014 10:03 AM (P6QsQ)

23 The segment then ventures into the incredulous when Hellyer begins to list where theyÂ’re coming from. It turns out that our alien visitors come from near (one of the Saturn moons) and far (the Pleiades and Zeta Reticuli star systems). Oh yeah, and they get here via a portal in the Andes mountains in Peru. So there you have it, folks. Aliens are real, according to a nonagenarian man who at one point had access to highly classified information during the height of the Cold War.

Posted by: Thunderb at January 10, 2014 10:03 AM (zOTsN)

24 Of course aliens live among us, who else would be running those "Ready For Hillary!" on Ace of Spades taco trucks?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2014 10:03 AM (CRyse)

25 Um, sir? Do these sources happen to be named "Alex" and "Jones?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 10, 2014 02:02 PM (4df7R)

 

Please, he got from a far more credible source.

Posted by: George Noory at January 10, 2014 10:03 AM (DrWcr)

26 is this any sillier than the whole "zombie" thing?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at January 10, 2014 10:03 AM (8v/hq)

27 As crazy goes, I like his form. He still bathes.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 10, 2014 10:03 AM (ZPrif)

28 Um, OK.
Next he's gonna tell us there really are trolls in Norway.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2014 10:03 AM (POpqt)

29 You have to understand, The Canadian Minister of Defense is kind of like Poet Laureate of the United States. You don't really have any responsibilities, saying stupid shit is not a disqualification, and any nutjob off the street will do.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2014 10:04 AM (CJjw5)

30 Um, sir? Do these sources happen to be named "Alex" and "Jones?" J and K.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 10, 2014 10:04 AM (PYAXX)

31 This is why we need immigration reform.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2014 10:04 AM (P6QsQ)

32 Is he crazy or are you crazy?

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2014 02:02 PM (bCEmE)

 

Well remembered.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at January 10, 2014 10:04 AM (4df7R)

33 Michael Jackson, Alex Baldwin, Sheila Jackson Lee, ect..

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at January 10, 2014 10:04 AM (jsWA8)

34 Takes one to know one.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 10, 2014 10:04 AM (fk1A8)

35 They Live
http://youtu.be/L86AAGZ9BBg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 10:04 AM (ZqlGu)

36 Someone just get back from Denver?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2014 10:04 AM (csQLB)

37 I believe that aliens were also responsible for the release of the Star Wars prequels. Just check out a recent photo of George Lucas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2014 10:04 AM (8ZskC)

38 by the way, I pointed out the other day that that femiclown who gave us PIV also claims that women can women can also receive messages from  trees. I'm will to consider aliens or tree messaging if it will get me a BBQ chicken sammich with fries tonight.

Posted by: Mallfly at January 10, 2014 10:04 AM (bJm7W)

39 Next he's gonna tell us there really are trolls in Norway.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2014 02:03 PM (POpqt)


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You're not seriously disputing that, are you?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2014 10:05 AM (P6QsQ)

40 take off, hoser!

Posted by: Bob and/or Doug at January 10, 2014 10:05 AM (27KAF)

41

“[I’ve] been getting from various sources [that] there are about 80 different species and some of them look just like us and they could walk down the street and you wouldn’t know if you walked past one.”

 

"getting", as in, present tense?  Because you're a "former" defense minister.  I'm getting the impression here that these "sources" have nothing to do with your "former" government position.

 

Posted by: junior at January 10, 2014 10:05 AM (UWFpX)

42 Speaking of which. If J & K were based on their names (first names, IIRC), what was Z(Zed is foreign for 'Z' right?)'s original name?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 10, 2014 10:05 AM (PYAXX)

43 [IÂ’ve] been getting from various sources... OK, so not information from your official government capacity, but the microchip "they" planted in your head that time you passed out? The one that doesn't show up on MRIs?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 10, 2014 10:05 AM (2hTlI)

44 If the aliens are bound by a code of conduct, can we get some'a that technology for our leaders?

Posted by: West at January 10, 2014 10:05 AM (1Rgee)

45 Where are my sunglasses?

Posted by: Thunderb at January 10, 2014 10:05 AM (zOTsN)

46 They could post on this blog and you'd never know.



Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2014 02:03 PM (P6QsQ)

 

 

*looks suspiciously at other commenters*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at January 10, 2014 10:05 AM (4df7R)

47 Is this the kind of thread that someone will pull a handgun out of their vagaygay over?

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 10, 2014 10:05 AM (XUKZU)

48 PRO TIP: The plastic colanders will not, repeat -- WILL NOT, protect you from alien mind rays.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2014 10:05 AM (8ZskC)

49 Hellyer, who served as Canada's Minister of National Defence in the 1960s, went on Russia TodayÂ’s program SophieCo to speak more about extraterrestrials.... **** He bought it!!! Still can't believe he sat still for the alien "probing".

Posted by: NORAD at January 10, 2014 10:05 AM (RJMhd)

50 Finally! An explanation for Valerie Jarrett.

Posted by: B at January 10, 2014 10:05 AM (XyoGP)

51 Does this mean we all have to buy the White Album again? Dude, I love me some Ancient Aliens but I don't exactly think it's, you know, accurate.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 10, 2014 10:06 AM (VtjlW)

52 DNA sequence or it's not true.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2014 10:06 AM (u82oZ)

53 Of course. They all work for the Obama administration and are running Obamacare.

Posted by: Michael K. at January 10, 2014 10:06 AM (H6VxR)

54 80 alien species among us? What a fucking crank. 50, tops.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 10, 2014 10:06 AM (ZshNr)

55 Although every party has crazies, especially long-retired crazies, I think we should play Name! That! Party!

Posted by: AmishDude at January 10, 2014 10:06 AM (T0NGe)

56 I don't think that anchorette's bra fits her properly.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2014 10:06 AM (csQLB)

57 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2014 02:04 PM (CJjw5) I think the problem here is jealousy. He obviously had a highly paid Government post (probably with a nifty pension). *WE* can come up with much more original crazy crap than this, and *WE* don't get cushy highly paid Government jobs.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 10, 2014 10:06 AM (PYAXX)

58 Aliens gave us spam Canada gave us bieber Aliens +1

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 10, 2014 10:06 AM (Yu5xN)

59 Aliens, leprechauns, vagina guns.  The truth is out there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2014 10:06 AM (8ZskC)

60

@28 Next he's gonna tell us there really are trolls in Norway.
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Now that's just crazy talk!

 

As is the rumor that trolls have gold horns.

Posted by: Absolutely Positively Not a Troll at January 10, 2014 10:06 AM (UWFpX)

61 He's right, but I don't think they are responsible for any technological advancements.  I'd say Earth is more an alien penal colony.  I nominate Nancy Pelosi and Henry Waxman for further testing. 

Posted by: no good deed at January 10, 2014 10:07 AM (HsJeN)

62 Obama getting Israeli honour...
www.israelhayom.com/site/newsletter_article.php?id=14561&r=1

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 10, 2014 10:07 AM (PK+r9)

63 Is one of the aliens named John Bigbooty?

Posted by: mugiwara at January 10, 2014 10:07 AM (W7ffl)

64 Next he's gonna tell us there really are trolls in Norway. Save the faeries! Divert your road around this hillock!

Posted by: Skanky Norway Protestor[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 10, 2014 10:07 AM (2hTlI)

65 Where is the Ancient Aliens guy?  The one who looks like he an extra Centauri from Babylon 5??

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 10:07 AM (ZqlGu)

66 "*looks suspiciously at other commenters* Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 10, 2014 02:05 PM"

*whistles all innocent-like*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2014 10:07 AM (uK+tZ)

67 Old and busted: Men In Black New Hotness: Top Men In Black

Posted by: Bill H at January 10, 2014 10:07 AM (3sZO1)

68 >>You're not seriously disputing that, are you?

Might've stayed secret if not for those meddling college kids filming the troll hunter!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1740707/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2014 10:07 AM (POpqt)

69 Curse you, Captain Janeway!  We were all perfectly fine before the Internet made us all angry forum trolls.

Posted by: Shoot Me at January 10, 2014 10:07 AM (qiXMt)

70 Seriously, we couldn't build a wooden boat.  Think about it.

Posted by: Khufu at January 10, 2014 10:07 AM (8ZskC)

71 Is one of the aliens named John Bigbooty?

Posted by: mugiwara at January 10, 2014 02:07 PM (W7ffl)

 

Big boo-tay! Tay! TAY!

Posted by: John Big Booty at January 10, 2014 10:07 AM (DrWcr)

72 PRO TIP: The plastic colanders will not, repeat -- WILL NOT, protect you from alien mind rays. That's why you line them with aluminum foil.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2014 10:08 AM (CRyse)

73 I can buy us stealing there tech from the crashed UFOs stashed away at Area 51 but the walking among us stuff is just crazy.

Posted by: NvDude at January 10, 2014 10:08 AM (sV3Dv)

74 You should have seen what we did to that Trudeau fella... Good times.

Posted by: NORAD at January 10, 2014 10:08 AM (RJMhd)

75 So ... we basically are ruled by left-wing finance, media, and tech billionaires these days, right? Any position that the executive teams at Google, Disney, and Goldman Sachs supports gets about 1000x the money behind it.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 10, 2014 10:08 AM (ZPrif)

76 Alien leprechauns with V-guns that shoot pots of gold?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 10:08 AM (ZqlGu)

77 PRO TIP: The plastic colanders will not, repeat -- WILL NOT, protect you from alien mind rays.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2014 02:05 PM (8ZskC)

 

The metal ones   will, though.   They're basically your best line of defense.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at January 10, 2014 10:08 AM (4df7R)

78 Haha and all you people could do was make fun of my hair!

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoulakos at January 10, 2014 10:08 AM (Aif/5)

79 I'm sorry, Michael Moore is NOT technologically advanced,

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 10, 2014 10:08 AM (tqAT4)

80 "We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here!"

Posted by: Zed at January 10, 2014 10:09 AM (XyoGP)

81 >>They could post on this blog and you'd never know. That's not true. They're the ones wearing pants. And not making typos. And not leaving socks on. Not getting thrown in the barrel. Oh, wait, there's nobody left, is there?

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 10, 2014 10:09 AM (SUKHu)

82
"getting", as in, present tense? Because you're a "former" defense minister. I'm getting the impression here that these "sources" have nothing to do with your "former" government position.
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And a lot to do with the shade tree pharmaceuticals industry.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 10, 2014 10:09 AM (XUKZU)

83 So when are there aliens gonna give us a crack at their hot women? I would love to stick my hot curly wiener into some ET chick's ass or ear or pussy. Let me fuck them feet for shits sake. It don't matter. I just want to fuck.

Posted by: Client No. 9 at January 10, 2014 10:09 AM (ihRMJ)

84 Guy is senile.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2014 10:09 AM (zqvg6)

85 Hey they taught the Egyptians how to stack rocks, so mebbe he knows something.

Posted by: maddogg at January 10, 2014 10:09 AM (xWW96)

86 "John Smallberries, please pick up white courtesy phone."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 10:09 AM (ZqlGu)

87 It turns out that our alien visitors come from near (one of the Saturn moons) and far (the Pleiades and Zeta Reticuli star systems).

They're notorious for their extraction of terrestrial human livers. Due to iron depletion in the Reticulan galaxy.

Do you have any idea what liver and onions go for on Reticula?

Posted by: Don't Call Me Fox at January 10, 2014 10:09 AM (ZKzrr)

88 Hey Paul,  just don't talk about that opened Spaceport up in Moosejaw.... and that weather control site in Alaska. It kinda sets off the Infowars loons.... and its difficult getting the right dosage for Alex...


MIBs...

Posted by: fred zeppelin at January 10, 2014 10:09 AM (zL/eJ)

89 what was Z(Zed is foreign for 'Z' right?)'s original name? Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 10, 2014 02:05 PM (PYAXX) ----------------------- That's one of the things that drives me nuts up here - "Zed" is what they call the letter "Z." Every time I ask someone how to spell the letter Zed, they say, "Zed." Sigh. Ok, dummy. Suppose your name is Zed. How do you spell it? "Zed-E-D." For fuck's sake. It completely ruins the alphabet song, WHICH THEY DO SING, by having every line end in a long "E" sound EXCEPT for "Zed." ***headbutts door***

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2014 10:09 AM (CJjw5)

90 And how did the aliens come by that technology? Gosh they must have been real smart. Us dumb-dumbs can't just can't take credit for anything except maybe the wheel and using clubs to bash things.

200 years ago someone like him would have told us that steam engines and centrifugal governors were alien or wizard technology.

Posted by: fb at January 10, 2014 10:09 AM (1Zoh4)

91 He stumbled into the filming of Battle Star Galactica in Vancouver

Posted by: Thunderb at January 10, 2014 10:10 AM (zOTsN)

92 Top. Men. It's always been Top Men.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2014 10:10 AM (FcR7P)

93 and of course no mention of which political party the alien nutjob belongs to....

Posted by: chemjeff at January 10, 2014 10:10 AM (2TXEZ)

94 That explains the silly accent.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 10, 2014 10:10 AM (Z9BWx)

95 We came for the lutefisk. We stayed for the hamster experiment.

Posted by: Alien #603 at January 10, 2014 10:10 AM (RJMhd)

96 This is also the exact story of Simon Peg's and Nick Frost's last movie "Worlds' End"...  There is a price though.....

Posted by: Kasper in Arrears..... at January 10, 2014 10:10 AM (HqpV0)

97 Where all the 3-tittied alien women at?

Posted by: mugiwara at January 10, 2014 10:10 AM (W7ffl)

98 You should have seen what we did to that Trudeau fella... Good times. Posted by: NORAD at January 10, 2014 02:08 PM (RJMhd) Is *that* why Doonesbury sucks so bad?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 10, 2014 10:10 AM (PYAXX)

99

One got away!

 

/fuming

Posted by: Hale-Bopp at January 10, 2014 10:10 AM (3ZtZW)

100 He stumbled into the filming of Battle Star Galactica in Vancouver.

So he got probed by a Toaster?  Was it Six?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 10:11 AM (ZqlGu)

101 Ok, dummy. Suppose your name is Zed. How do you spell it?

"Zed-E-D."


Wait. Say that again.

Posted by: La - A at January 10, 2014 10:11 AM (8ZskC)

102 Eh. Based on a quick search, looks like he's 90. Wonder if he's got a touch of dementia.

Posted by: Xander Crews at January 10, 2014 10:11 AM (z2IAW)

103 /off

Posted by: Bigby's Squeegee Hands at January 10, 2014 10:11 AM (3ZtZW)

104 Friggin' shapeshifters, man. 



Keep an eye out for suspicious-looking translucent humanoid outlines standing near walls and trees.  Jem'Hadar are capricious, and strike without warning.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 10, 2014 10:11 AM (4PpNg)

105 PRO TIP: The plastic colanders will not, repeat -- WILL NOT, protect you from alien mind rays. That's why you line them with aluminum foil. Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2014 02:08 PM (CRyse) Don't forget a ground rod and a shotgun.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 10, 2014 10:11 AM (mETGQ)

106 Obama getting Israeli honour...

This while Kerry is in Europe trying to convince all of them to boycott Israel.  I'm all but convinced he nominated Kerry just so the DNC could point to someone more inept than Hillary.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 10, 2014 10:11 AM (B/VB5)

107 Every time I ask someone how to spell the letter Zed, they say, "Zed." You should point out that Zed's dead.

Posted by: Bruce Willis at January 10, 2014 10:11 AM (FcR7P)

108 Where all the 3-tittied alien women at?

Posted by: mugiwara at January 10, 2014 02:10 PM (W7ffl)

Get your ass to Mars!

Posted by: Quaid at January 10, 2014 10:11 AM (DrWcr)

109 And a lot to do with the shade tree pharmaceuticals industry. The reporterette should have administered a senility test on air. That would have been comedy aluminum!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 10, 2014 10:11 AM (9PrpA)

110 38 by the way, I pointed out the other day that that femiclown who gave us PIV also claims that women can women can also receive messages from trees. I'm will to consider aliens or tree messaging if it will get me a BBQ chicken sammich with fries tonight. Posted by: Mallfly at January 10, 2014 02:04 PM (bJm7W) I think it was that woman can pick up signals from space thru their vaginas. Queefing is just communicating to the mothership.

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 10, 2014 10:11 AM (Qev5V)

111 76 Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 02:08 PM I surrender! Just put me in the barrel with that alien. I'll talk.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2014 10:11 AM (u82oZ)

112 Would they have different DNA?  I say we take DNA samples on everyone, everywhere.  Just to be sure.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2014 10:11 AM (P6QsQ)

113 According to Ancient Aliens humans have come up with nothing,no technology,no religion,it is all the work ogf aliens.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2014 10:12 AM (zqvg6)

114 Next he's gonna tell us there really are trolls in Norway. Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2014 02:03 PM (POpqt) No, get it straight. They are not in Norway, they are in Sweden in a little town called Trollhatten. The stickers on old Volvos told me so.

Posted by: Bill H at January 10, 2014 10:12 AM (3sZO1)

115 Aliens you say? We need a probe to get to the bottom of this!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 10, 2014 10:12 AM (g4TxM)

116 Sophia is a beautiful name. Unfortunately, she's it sitting around looking at moron head shots thinking to herself, "yeah...I'd hit that". The world is a screwed up place, is all I can say.

Posted by: MTF at January 10, 2014 10:12 AM (F58x4)

117 Green dancing space chicks

Posted by: Thunderb at January 10, 2014 10:12 AM (zOTsN)

118 I've seen Barney Frank and Carl Levin in person...

I believe

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 10, 2014 10:12 AM (TE35l)

119 3-tittied alien women -- improvement or not?

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 10, 2014 10:12 AM (Qev5V)

120 twenty six minutes?
No way I'm going to watch a crazy person ramble for twenty six minutes.
Just look at that dude, that's a crazy person. Former defense minister, obviously subject to secret CIA mind control experiments.

Posted by: Bartholomew Krantz at January 10, 2014 10:12 AM (VZwl0)

121  Would they have different DNA? I say we take DNA samples on everyone, everywhere. Just to be sure.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2014 02:11 PM (P6QsQ)

 

I already gave Barry samples of my DNA! *giggles*

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 10, 2014 10:13 AM (DrWcr)

122 Could explain why there's been so much anal probology lately.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 10, 2014 10:13 AM (XUKZU)

123 Wonder if he's got a touch of dementia. I don't think he has a "touch" of dementia. Maybe a full-body-awkwardly-long-hug of dementia.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 10, 2014 10:13 AM (PYAXX)

124 Eh. Based on a quick search, looks like he's 90. Wonder if he's got a touch of dementia I'll be he got touched by dementia. Frequently.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2014 10:13 AM (CRyse)

125 We must prepare for World War Zed.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 10, 2014 10:13 AM (Z9BWx)

126 That's why you line them with aluminum foil. Still, you go out there without your spray bottle of vinegar and you are asking for it.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2014 10:13 AM (csQLB)

127 Nephilim: Because they got tired of fucking their toasters.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 10, 2014 10:13 AM (f6ZLT)

128 I think it was that woman can pick up signals from space thru their vaginas. Queefing is just communicating to the mothership. Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 10, 2014 02:11 PM (Qev5V) Yes! I was just trying to signal the mothership!!!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] GIV woman at January 10, 2014 10:13 AM (bCEmE)

129 Well, that certainly explains MSNBC then.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 10, 2014 10:13 AM (7ObY1)

130 Maybe the aliens were Denosovians?  As in extinct.  They killed themselves by watching too much Femskin pr0n on their DenoTube monitors.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 10:13 AM (ZqlGu)

131

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2014 02:12 PM (zqvg6)

Which is why when given a choice of watching that show or drilling my head full of holes, I always grab the Black and Decker.

Posted by: maddogg at January 10, 2014 10:13 AM (xWW96)

132 Obama getting Israeli honour... Is this one of those police sting things? Mr fugitive, you've won a TV! Come to the police station to claim your prize!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 10, 2014 10:14 AM (9PrpA)

133 Posted by: MTF at January 10, 2014 02:12 PM (F58x4) Speaking of hitable members of the Female species... Anyone check out BBF on the Hostages today?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 10, 2014 10:14 AM (PYAXX)

134 I say we take DNA samples on everyone, everywhere. Just to be sure.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2014 02:11 PM (P6QsQ)

Workin' on it!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 10, 2014 10:14 AM (JpC1K)

135 3-tittied alien women -- improvement or not?


Yeah, I'd put the limit at three.  Any more and they would start looking like a cat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2014 10:14 AM (8ZskC)

136 According to Ancient Aliens humans have come up with nothing,no technology,no religion,it is all the work ogf aliens.
-
You mean Barky's right? We didn't build that?

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 10, 2014 10:14 AM (XUKZU)

137 Sooooo, how long has pot been legal in Canada, then?

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at January 10, 2014 10:14 AM (wtvvX)

138 3-tittied alien women -- improvement or not? Since I have two hands and a mouth, I'd say improvement.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2014 10:14 AM (CRyse)

139 70 Seriously, we couldn't build a wooden boat. Think about it.

Posted by: Khufu at January 10, 2014 02:07 PM (8ZskC)


! I seem to recall some wooden barges being depicted in tombs.

Posted by: joncelli at January 10, 2014 10:14 AM (RD7QR)

140

And how did the aliens come by that technology? 

 

They clearly stole it off     some minority alien race,   like how    white people stole rock music from black people.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at January 10, 2014 10:14 AM (4df7R)

141 >>It completely ruins the alphabet song, WHICH THEY DO SING, by having every line end in a long "E" sound EXCEPT for "Zed." FROM THE TOP, PEOPLE, AND THIS TIME MAKE IT RHYME!!!

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 10, 2014 10:15 AM (SUKHu)

142 We must prepare for World War Zed. Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 10, 2014 02:13 PM (Z9BWx) ------------------------ And as you know, that's exactly how they pronounce it. As well as making every declarative sentence sound like a question by ending with a rising inflection. "I'd like two tickets to World War Zed?"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2014 10:15 AM (CJjw5)

143 Yeah, I'd put the limit at three. Any more and they would start looking like a cat. I vote for 2 in front and 2 in back. That way, you get tittehs with doggy style.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 10, 2014 10:15 AM (7ObY1)

144 This guy's just bucking for a slot on The History Channel.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 10, 2014 10:15 AM (U1Tts)

145 Also, vampires walk among us. You though True Blood was fiction!?

Posted by: fb at January 10, 2014 10:15 AM (1Zoh4)

146 119
3-tittied alien women -- improvement or not?

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 10, 2014 02:12 PM (Qev5V)


Depends. Where would this third tit be located?

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at January 10, 2014 10:15 AM (wtvvX)

147 World War Zed, against general Zod

Posted by: Thunderb at January 10, 2014 10:15 AM (zOTsN)

148 I always suspected that Larry Ellison is a Klingon.

Posted by: Bob at January 10, 2014 10:15 AM (217w5)

149 and of course no mention of which political party the alien nutjob belongs to...
A Liberal when he was MoD but he's since started his own political party...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Hellyer#Canadian_Action_Party

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 10, 2014 10:15 AM (PK+r9)

150 Kneel before Zod.  IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: dogfish at January 10, 2014 10:15 AM (nsOJa)

151 They could post on this blog and you'd never know.

That would explain a lot.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 10, 2014 10:15 AM (xm1A1)

152 Hey! I gotta a friggin alien in my pants!!

Posted by: the guy that has everything in his pants at January 10, 2014 10:15 AM (wmU4G)

153 Dudley Moore in Holy Moses starts to count breasts on a fertility statue he is carving.  He comes up one short.  "They'll never notice."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 10:15 AM (ZqlGu)

154 Best way to tell, is check for a belly button. Aliens do not have belly buttons.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 10, 2014 10:16 AM (g4TxM)

155 118 I've seen Barney Frank and Carl Levin in person... I believe Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 10, 2014 02:12 PM (TE35l) ******** You've never seen Thomas Friedman and Paul Krugman in the same place. Ever wonder why they are so out of it-- and think China is the hot diggity? Let's just say the Chinese alien chicks know their way around the pogo sausage.

Posted by: Alien #603 at January 10, 2014 10:16 AM (RJMhd)

156 >>Eh. Based on a quick search, looks like he's 90. So is the inventor of kevlar. Coincidence?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2014 10:16 AM (g1DWB)

157 This is why all the DNA swab traffic stops Searching for aliens!

Posted by: Thunderb at January 10, 2014 10:16 AM (zOTsN)

158 As well as making every declarative sentence sound like a question by ending with a rising inflection. Ugh! My 14 y/o developed that habit and I can't break him of it. Drives me buts.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 10, 2014 10:16 AM (U1Tts)

159 We're FUCKED

Posted by: Bubbles at January 10, 2014 10:17 AM (TcDKW)

160

This guy is proof we really need to start taking Canada seriously. It's a serious country, with serious-looking money made out of serious plastic.

 

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 10, 2014 10:17 AM (Z9BWx)

161 Now it's time to discuss Sophie Shevardnadze. That is one fiiiiiiiine lookin alien!

Posted by: Paul Hellyer, former Canadian defense minister at January 10, 2014 10:17 AM (9eDbm)

162 The trees tell me that they hate me and want me to die a slow, irritating death of chocking on my own phlegm. Fucking bastards, the lot of them.

Posted by: Lauren at January 10, 2014 10:17 AM (hFL/3)

163 Drives me buts. You fart in his general direction?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 10, 2014 10:17 AM (PYAXX)

164 Obama getting Israeli honour...
Is this one of those police sting things?

I'll buy pizza for the entire IDF if they take him into custody.

Posted by: HR at January 10, 2014 10:17 AM (ZKzrr)

165

An  alien walked into a bar and asks the bartender what's  his best selling drink. 

 

The bartender says,  " I make a great dirty martini"

 

 

The alien replies , "  I invented that.  You're welcome"

Posted by: polynikes at January 10, 2014 10:17 AM (m2CN7)

166 *nuts shit

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 10, 2014 10:17 AM (U1Tts)

167 There are millions of aliens amongst us but they don't introduce tech into our economy. Instead they expand welfare rolls, crowd our schools, clog emergency rooms, form street gangs, and the more responsible aliens lower wages.

Posted by: Angel with a sword at January 10, 2014 10:18 AM (hpgw1)

168 Some of the aliens are known to have orange skin and wild hair. What better cover to hide that there are aliens than to proclaim they've been here forever.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 10, 2014 10:18 AM (fMrYo)

169 The trees tell me that they hate me and want me to die a slow, irritating death of chocking on my own phlegm. Fucking bastards, the lot of them.

Posted by: Lauren at January 10, 2014 02:17 PM (hFL/3)

 

That gives me an idea for a movie...

Posted by: M. Night Shyamalamadingdong at January 10, 2014 10:18 AM (DrWcr)

170 Aliens Exist Walk Among Us and Are Responsible For Many of Our High-Tech Breakthroughs Si, like battery junpers instead of junper cables.

Posted by: My Nane Is Jose Jimenez at January 10, 2014 10:18 AM (mETGQ)

171 154 Best way to tell, is check for a belly button. Aliens do not have belly buttons. Except in Gene Roddenberry's Genesis II. Those aliens had TWO navels. Freaked me out when I watched it as a kid.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 10, 2014 10:18 AM (7ObY1)

172 Say you're Stephanie Kwolek, the inventor of Kevlar. Would you be honored or annoyed that people thought your invention was so good, it was aliens?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 10, 2014 10:18 AM (9PrpA)

173 “[I’ve] been getting from various sources [that] there are about 80 different species and some of them look just like us and they could walk down the street and you wouldn’t know if you walked past one.”

That explains progressives, I guess.

Posted by: Marmo at January 10, 2014 10:18 AM (QW+AD)

174 Didn't Susannah York, playing Superman's mother, talk about trees in Superman II with Zod?  That might explain where this idea of 'trees tell me things' comes from.  Unless she is one of the witchy Druid types.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 10:18 AM (ZqlGu)

175

It's a little known fact, but the reason why there are so many aliens here is because they're lawyers looking to file Child Support suits against one James T. Kirk.

 

Posted by: junior at January 10, 2014 10:18 AM (UWFpX)

176

That's one of the things that drives me nuts up here - "Zed" is what they call the letter "Z."

Every time I ask someone how to spell the letter Zed, they say, "Zed."

Sigh.

Ok, dummy. Suppose your name is Zed. How do you spell it?

"Zed-E-D."

For fuck's sake. It completely ruins the alphabet song, WHICH THEY DO SING, by having every line end in a long "E" sound EXCEPT for "Zed."

***headbutts door***

Okay I get your point eh. I'll have to shedyul some time to think about the way I pronounce that letter.

Paul Hellyer, by the way, was a Liberal in the Pierre Trudeau government. Pierre was the repulsive Justin's father.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2014 10:18 AM (Xmw9g)

177 I guess that means no hobo hunt this weekend, dam aliens anyway.

Posted by: Killerdog at January 10, 2014 10:19 AM (nieyS)

178 A Liberal when he was MoD but he's since started his own political party...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Hellyer#Canadian_Action_Party

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2014 02:15 PM (PK+r9)

 

Well he's just alienated a huge part of his base.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at January 10, 2014 10:19 AM (4df7R)

179 The Pleiades aren't even in the same galaxy as us. Interstellar travel is a bit of a leap, and this guy goes straight to intergalactic. Without time travel, the aliens would have to have started their trip before we climbed down from the trees.


Posted by: West at January 10, 2014 10:19 AM (1Rgee)

180 There must be a way to tax them....

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at January 10, 2014 10:19 AM (POpqt)

181 151 OregonMuse at January 10, 2014 02:15 PM (xm1A1)

Yn wir y gallem * * yn cael eu, wrth gwrs sut y byddai neb ddweud?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 10, 2014 10:19 AM (TE35l)

182 They could post on this blog and you'd never know. Oh shit. They're on to me.

Posted by: The Alien who posts on AoSHQ at January 10, 2014 10:20 AM (7ObY1)

183 The Constitution?  It's a cookbook.

Posted by: Michael Chambers at January 10, 2014 10:20 AM (8ZskC)

184 Two belly buttons was in revenge for not being allowed to show any belly buttons on Star Trek. Though William Ware Theiss certainly strove to ensure the woman were clothed uniquely.  Elaayn of Troyus.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 10:20 AM (ZqlGu)

185 Depends. Where would this third tit be located? Excellent question! The only good place would be on the medial line somewhere. Otherwise it throws off symmetry and would be weird.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 10, 2014 10:20 AM (9PrpA)

186 I saw a paranormal skeptic show (I don't remember the name, possiblly Decoded) and it was pointed out that the lady who invented Kevlar had worked on that project for over a decade and tried 100s of different concoctions.

I like the idea of UFOs and aliens and conspiracy theories but I don't actually believe in them. I also enjoy reading about and studying different religions but I'm pretty much a heathen.

UFOs - the Milky way is 100,000 light years in diameter, the nearest star to our solar system is 4 light years away and it's not all that great. But, traveling at the speed of light (not possible given the amount of propellant needed), a round trip to that stupid little star would be 8 years to the people on the spacecraft, while on Earth several DECADES would have passed (Time Dilation, LIU).

Just wanted to get all that off my chest.

Posted by: CozMark at January 10, 2014 10:20 AM (nDeB2)

187 I was kidnapped and anally probed by aliens.  I think they were Nicaraguans.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at January 10, 2014 10:20 AM (5fSr7)

188 This story is more believable than Obama's "I found out about IRS harrassment from newspapers just like you" one (or any story coming out of his mouth -- like you plan; Benghazi; etc)

Posted by: Dancing Queen at January 10, 2014 10:20 AM (Ynbgq)

189 130 Maybe the aliens were Denosovians? As in extinct. They killed themselves by watching too much Femskin pr0n on their DenoTube monitors.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 02:13 PM (ZqlGu)


They must have specialized in recreational screwing too because some of their DNA is still floating around in eastern Europeans.

Posted by: joncelli at January 10, 2014 10:20 AM (RD7QR)

190 re 110: no, here's the actual quote (I knew it would be worth leaving the web site opened):

"I know as a matter of fact that some women do have the capacity to communicate with plants and trees and living beings in different ways, they ask the plant what kind of healing powers she has and the plant may reply, if she wants to."

http://tinyurl.com/o2tsjrj

[Don't know if any of the plants have a cure for lunacy, though]

Posted by: Mallfly at January 10, 2014 10:20 AM (bJm7W)

191 What does this mean for Ted Cruz? Is he an alien? I just find it a little suspicious that he's a Canadian...

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 10, 2014 10:21 AM (Z9BWx)

192 Without time travel, the aliens would have to have started their trip before we climbed down from the trees. Look. When we *bought* the property, the seller said "no sentient life forms." It was right there in the purchase agreement. We even had the inspection done. How were *we* supposed to know y'all would show up before we got here?

Posted by: Intergalactic Aliens at January 10, 2014 10:21 AM (PYAXX)

193 --btw even we think Nic Cage cannot act.

Posted by: Alien #603 at January 10, 2014 10:21 AM (RJMhd)

194 "I'll have you know that in most of the universe, this is considered a very large dick..."

Posted by: jwest at January 10, 2014 10:21 AM (u2a4R)

195
Rush is arguing with a bullshit article.
And here you're cracking jokes about aliens.

Don't make me get the hose.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 10, 2014 10:21 AM (gYIst)

196

My dad was a USAF fighter pilot and swore that on one training mission he was chased by a UFO who then blew past him and never saw it again.  He made a report after landing and never heard about it again.  He said that he knew other men during his career that had similar experiences.

 

Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2014 10:21 AM (G+Wff)

197 I bet if one looks into it, you will find out that there is a Federal grant issued to someone to  investigate and catalog the 80 plus aliens types walking among us.    It probably also went to an Obama campaign donor.

Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2014 10:21 AM (VndSC)

198 80 different species, eh?  I assume they all can't be Tier 1 quality.   There are bound to be some  clunkers that the elites  giggle about at alien cocktail parties.

This theory does a lot to explain Henry Waxman.

Posted by: Jaws at January 10, 2014 10:21 AM (4I3Uo)

199 "...and the plant may reply, if she wants to."

So women can only talk to female plants, or all plants are female?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 10, 2014 10:22 AM (B/VB5)

200 Our civilization was saved because of your historical records, which you helpfully broadcast to us.

They were labeled "Duck Dynasty".



Posted by: Dumbfark Aliens at January 10, 2014 10:22 AM (1Rgee)

201 I'm surprised no one has brought it up yet:  this man knows what really happened to the Avro Arrow.

There's a tale that makes aliens seem commonplace.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 10, 2014 10:22 AM (xq1UY)

202 191 Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 10, 2014 02:21 PM (Z9BWx)

It means he's ineligible to go back to the planet Cubon VIII...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 10, 2014 10:22 AM (TE35l)

203 I was kidnapped and anally probed by aliens. I think they were Nicaraguans.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at January 10, 2014 02:20 PM (5fSr7)

 

Nope, just New Mexico PD.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2014 10:22 AM (DrWcr)

204

180 There must be a way to tax them....


Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at January 10, 2014 02:19 PM (POpqt)

HAHAHA awesome!

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 10, 2014 10:22 AM (Z9BWx)

205 A-B-C-D-E-F-Ged H-I-J-K-LMNO-Ped Q-R-S...T-U-Ved W-X-Y-Zed There. It rhymes.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 10, 2014 10:22 AM (g4TxM)

206 I believe the anchorette is an alien.
She needs to remove her clothes and be probed immediately!

Posted by: Ian 'The Tralfamadran' Galt at January 10, 2014 10:22 AM (dmepw)

207 Next time you see a shaved alpaca, look a little more closely.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2014 10:22 AM (8ZskC)

208 Next time won't you sing with... ...er... ...Ted!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 10, 2014 10:22 AM (g4TxM)

209

154 Best way to tell, is check for a belly button. Aliens do not have belly buttons.

 

Unless they were grown in tanks   and their navels are on the back of their neck.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at January 10, 2014 10:23 AM (4df7R)

210 The Pleiades aren't even in the same galaxy as us. Ummm, I don't even read the CAC astronomy threads and I know this is wrong.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 10, 2014 10:23 AM (U1Tts)

211 what was that show that was on in the 80's.....it was about the aliens living with humans....the aliens had bald heads and giraffe like markings.....i liked that show

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at January 10, 2014 10:23 AM (8v/hq)

212 This just in... aliens invented LEDs at Texas Instruments and General Electric... in the 1960s.  Wow.  That's kind of underwhelming, if you think about it.  Aliens could give us ANYTHING, and they give us blinky lights?  What is that exactly, a ploy to keep miserable, wretched humanity from wandering out into the void by distracting them with flashing trinkets?

Seems to be working.  Well played, Klaatu.

Posted by: JR at January 10, 2014 10:23 AM (bKxJO)

213 CF-105 Arrow. How Canadian politicians killed Canada's aerospace industry for decades.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 10:23 AM (ZqlGu)

214 Donald Sutherland is definitely one.  And Canadian.  Saw the movie.

Posted by: grognard at January 10, 2014 10:23 AM (/29Nl)

215

What does this mean for Ted Cruz? Is he an alien? I just find it a little suspicious that he's a Canadian...

 

You spelled that wrong.  It's Ted Cru-zed.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 10, 2014 10:23 AM (NF2Bf)

216 by the way, I pointed out the other day that that femiclown who gave us PIV also claims that women can women can also receive messages from trees.

Oldie but still goodie:
Moonbats crying over trees.
http://is.gd/gbZejG

(I think.  IT is protecting me from it.)

Posted by: HR at January 10, 2014 10:23 AM (ZKzrr)

217 what was that show that was on in the 80's.....it was about the aliens living with humans....the aliens had bald heads and giraffe like markings.....i liked that show

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at January 10, 2014 02:23 PM (8v/hq)

 

Alien Nation, IIRC.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2014 10:23 AM (DrWcr)

218 UFOs - the Milky way is 100,000 light years in diameter, the nearest star to our solar system is 4 light years away and it's not all that great. But, traveling at the speed of light (not possible given the amount of propellant needed), a round trip to that stupid little star would be 8 years to the people on the spacecraft, while on Earth several DECADES would have passed (Time Dilation, LIU). Quick! Everyone into the wormhole!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2014 10:23 AM (CRyse)

219  The Pleiades aren't even in the same galaxy as us. Interstellar travel is a bit of a leap, and this guy goes straight to intergalactic. Without time travel, the aliens would have to have started their trip before we climbed down from the trees.


Posted by: West at January 10, 2014 02:19 PM (1Rgee)

 

The Pleiades, I remember that band. Didn't they have the song " She's a million miles away"

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo McChains Biden at January 10, 2014 10:23 AM (nTgAI)

220 what was that show that was on in the 80's.....it was about the aliens living with humans....the aliens had bald heads and giraffe like markings.....i liked that show

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at January 10, 2014 02:23 PM (8v/hq)


Alien Nation.  Also a movie.

Posted by: grognard at January 10, 2014 10:24 AM (/29Nl)

221 Get your ass to Mars!
Sorry, I don't speak Austrian. Can someone translate that for me?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 10, 2014 10:24 AM (PK+r9)

222 201 Stringer Davis at January 10, 2014 02:22 PM (xq1UY)

http://youtu.be/9PMnlnqRex4

CBC's the Arrow(full film)

What happened?

"Liberalism"

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 10, 2014 10:24 AM (TE35l)

223

"I know as a matter of fact that some women do have the capacity to
communicate with plants and trees and living beings in different ways,
they ask the plant what kind of healing powers she has and the plant may
reply, if she wants to."

http://tinyurl.com/o2tsjrj

 

So all trees are women now?      No wonder they give me    crazy hayfever every spring.    Fucking     bitches.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at January 10, 2014 10:24 AM (4df7R)

224 On 3 June 1967, Hellyer flew in by helicopter to officially inaugurate an unidentified flying object landing pad in St. Paul, Alberta. The town had built it as its Canadian Centennial celebration project, and as a symbol of keeping space free from human warfare. The sign beside the pad reads: "The area under the World's First UFO Landing Pad was designated international by the Town of St. Paul as a symbol of our faith that mankind will maintain the outer universe free from national wars and strife. That future travel in space will be safe for all intergalactic beings, all visitors from earth or otherwise are welcome to this territory and to the Town of St. Paul.[8]

Posted by: Thunderb at January 10, 2014 10:24 AM (zOTsN)

225 Alien Nation  Movie and TV series.  The aliens, basically space slaves, stranded on Earth.  And they get blotto drinking sour milk.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 10:24 AM (ZqlGu)

226 This guy obviously got access to the secret Ray Bans and lots of bubblegum.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 10, 2014 10:25 AM (jNNPU)

227 Don't make me get the hose.

Take off, hoser!

Posted by: HR at January 10, 2014 10:25 AM (ZKzrr)

228 The Pleiades aren't even in the same galaxy as us. Interstellar travel is a bit of a leap, and this guy goes straight to intergalactic. Without time travel, the aliens would have to have started their trip before we climbed down from the trees.
***

I love it when some loon starts talking about aliens coming from a star feature identified solely from Earth POV.  Someone needs to tell this guy to be a little more specific in his alien address.  Most of the stars in the Pleiades are scores of light years apart.  That's like saying their address is "Europe".

Posted by: B at January 10, 2014 10:25 AM (XyoGP)

229 Hey! I gotta human in my pants!!

Posted by: the Alien that has everything in his pants at January 10, 2014 10:25 AM (wmU4G)

230 Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at January 10, 2014 02:23 PM (8v/hq) That sounds like Alien Nation. Or Cone Heads.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 10, 2014 10:25 AM (PYAXX)

231 213 Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 02:23 PM (ZqlGu)

Coming next winter to an American Military Contractor NEAR YOU...

//Pelosi Studios

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 10, 2014 10:25 AM (TE35l)

232 Some of the aliens are known to have orange skin and wild hair. What better cover to hide that there are aliens than to proclaim they've been here forever. Posted by: Buzzion at January 10, 2014 02:18 PM (fMrYo) And now we see how Charlie Crist is explained.

Posted by: Bill H at January 10, 2014 10:25 AM (3sZO1)

233 In early September 2005, Hellyer made headlines by publicly announcing that he believed in the existence of UFOs. On 25 September 2005, he was an invited speaker at an exopolitics conference in Toronto, where he told the audience that he had seen a UFO one night with his late wife and some friends. He said that, although he had discounted the experience at the time, he had kept an open mind to it. He said that he started taking the issue much more seriously after watching ABC's Peter Jennings' UFO special in February 2005.[citation needed]

Posted by: Thunderb at January 10, 2014 10:25 AM (zOTsN)

234 what was that show that was on in the 80's.....it was about the aliens living with humans.... Alf? Mork?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2014 10:25 AM (CRyse)

235 Rumor has it that interstellar aliens are doing the jobs Mexican aliens won't do.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2014 10:25 AM (8ZskC)

236 If you want to mess with this asshat,   insist to him that aliens invented the game of hockey.

Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2014 10:25 AM (VndSC)

237 "Captain Scarlet! Scramble!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 10:26 AM (ZqlGu)

238 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 10, 2014 02:22 PM (g4TxM) That was internet excellence. I salute you.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2014 10:26 AM (CJjw5)

239 Watching Jennings' UFO special prompted Hellyer to read U.S. Army Colonel Philip J. Corso's book The Day After Roswell, about the Roswell UFO Incident, which had been sitting on his shelf for some time. Hellyer told the Toronto audience that he later spoke to a retired U.S. Air Force general, who confirmed the accuracy of the information in the book. In November 2005, he accused U.S. President George W. Bush of plotting an "Intergalactic War". The former defence minister told an audience at the University of Toronto: "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning...The Bush Administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."[9] Hellyer told the audience that in December 2004, he had enjoyed reading and had endorsed a book by Alfred Webre entitled Politics, Government and Law in the Universe.[10] He ended his 30-minute talk by stating: "To turn us in the direction of re-unification with the rest of creation the author is proposing a “Decade of Contact” – an “era of openness, public hearings, publicly funded research, and education about extraterrestrial reality”."[citation needed] In 2007, the Ottawa Citizen reported that Hellyer is demanding that world governments disclose alien technology that could be used to solve the problem of climate change: "I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation...that could be a way to save our planet...We need to persuade governments to come clean on what they know. Some of us suspect they know quite a lot, and it might be enough to save our planet if applied quickly enough."[11]

Posted by: Thunderb at January 10, 2014 10:26 AM (zOTsN)

240 I bet if one looks into it, you will find out that there is a Federal grant issued to someone to investigate and catalog the 80 plus aliens types walking among us. It probably also went to an Obama campaign donor.
-
I'm available as a multimillion dollar grant recipient. With that and my Rocky Mountain High, I can write one hell of a report.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 10, 2014 10:26 AM (XUKZU)

241 Well if you think about it, the dog kennel that houses congress and some of the ugliest people on earth are very alien like.  Pelosi, Waxman, Reid.....

Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2014 10:26 AM (G+Wff)

242 The Pleiades are an extragalactic globular star cluster. Associated with our galaxy, but not in it.

Posted by: West at January 10, 2014 10:26 AM (1Rgee)

243 as a symbol of our faith that mankind will maintain the outer universe free from national wars and strife.

The best proof of intelligent extra-terrestrial life is that they haven't bothered to contact us.

Posted by: HR at January 10, 2014 10:27 AM (ZKzrr)

244

I think I posted this before but I experienced a phenomenon once  that I believe has caused many people to believe they have been abducted or probed or whatever.

 

Its called sleep paralysis.   It scared  the crap out of me.   I woke up in the middle of the night and  I could not move a muscle.   It was like I was stuck to the bed.   I could  only move my eyes.  It seemed like it lasted for a couple of minutes .    I still can't fully describe it  but it was freaky.   I researched it and came across the sleep paralysis dx.    Its only happened once.  

Posted by: polynikes at January 10, 2014 10:27 AM (m2CN7)

245

Alien Nation. Also a movie.

 

I still enjoy using the term 'slag'.  Mainly for slutty fags, but it can have multiple meanings.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 10, 2014 10:27 AM (NF2Bf)

246 Alien Nation, IIRC. Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2014 02:23 PM (DrWcr) that was it! thx

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at January 10, 2014 10:27 AM (8v/hq)

247

You spelled that wrong. It's Ted Cru-zed.

My apologies.

 

True story: I once convinced several people at work that Canada just got the internet two years ago. They were astonished, but bought it anyway. I also convinced them that Canadians don't celebrate St. Paddy's Day because we hate the Irish.

 

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 10, 2014 10:27 AM (Z9BWx)

248 185 Depends. Where would this third tit be located? Excellent question! The only good place would be on the medial line somewhere. Otherwise it throws off symmetry and would be weird. Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2014 02:20 PM (9PrpA) Al bundy covered this. It needs to be on her back. For dancing.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 10, 2014 10:27 AM (fMrYo)

249 Its called sleep paralysis. It scared the crap out of me. I woke up in the middle of the night and I could not move a muscle. It was like I was stuck to the bed. I could only move my eyes. It seemed like it lasted for a couple of minutes . I still can't fully describe it but it was freaky. I researched it and came across the sleep paralysis dx. Its only happened once.

Posted by: polynikes at January 10, 2014 02:27 PM (m2CN7)

 

I get this all the time , even when I am awake

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo McChains Biden at January 10, 2014 10:28 AM (nTgAI)

250

>>>The Pleiades are an extragalactic globular star cluster<<<

 

 

 

 

 

They have a new shot that can clear that right up.

Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2014 10:28 AM (VndSC)

251 Wonder if he met the Mysterians?
http://youtu.be/AHbL8a71Hoo

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 10:28 AM (ZqlGu)

252 Paul Hellyer spoke at the Citizen Hearing on Disclosure (the non-governmental hearings chaired by six former U.S. congressmen and aimed at, according to the event's website, doing "what the U.S. Congress had failed to do for forty-five years"),[13] which was held on 29 April – 3 May 2013 in Washington, DC, and testified that "aliens are living among us and that it is likely at least two of them are working with the U.S. government". He asserted a number of things, such as:[14][15][16] that "at least four species" of alien have been visiting Earth for "thousands of years"; that these species "may have different agendas"; that "there are live ETs on Earth at this present time, and at least two of them are working with the United States government". Writing

Posted by: Thunderb at January 10, 2014 10:28 AM (zOTsN)

253 "I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation...that could be a way to save our planet... That's it! Convince the Left that Nuclear Power was invented by aliens!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 10, 2014 10:28 AM (PYAXX)

254 The Pleiades are an extragalactic globular star cluster. Associated with our galaxy, but not in it. aka The Sven Sisters

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2014 10:28 AM (8tt9u)

255 The Pleiades are an extragalactic globular star cluster. Not covered under 404Care.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2014 10:28 AM (CRyse)

256 NaNu-NaNu

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at January 10, 2014 10:28 AM (jsWA8)

257 If there's a Supreme Deity, why can't it have created other life forms who have come here and follow a Star Trek-like "prime directive"?  My position on Supreme Being(s) and alien life forms is the same:  I have no basis on which to form an opinion.  Since forming an opinion would require complete speculation, and since I have no interest in speculating for its own sake, I form no opinion. 

Posted by: SFGoth at January 10, 2014 10:28 AM (9CBig)

258 Shazbot

Posted by: SFGoth at January 10, 2014 10:29 AM (9CBig)

259

>>>The Pleiades are an extragalactic globular star cluster<<<

 

 

Ewww, globular.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at January 10, 2014 10:29 AM (4df7R)

260 NASA thinks we could possibly really build a warp drive.  When they're not busy with muslim outreach, that is.

http://tinyurl.com/axdadm7

Posted by: Marmo at January 10, 2014 10:29 AM (QW+AD)

261

>>>Those aliens had TWO navels.

 

I'm trying to think of possible biological reasons for that and kinda going ewwww

Posted by: Bigby's Squeegee Hands at January 10, 2014 10:29 AM (3ZtZW)

262 We don't tax aliens now, why would we start? That would be racist. And I don't like the racist term "aliens." They should be called "non-human immigrants." Instead, I propose free college educations for all of the aliens. And EBT cards. And my ObamaPhones.

Posted by: President Barack Obama at January 10, 2014 10:29 AM (7ObY1)

263 "I know as a matter of fact that some women do have the capacity to communicate with plants and trees and living beings in different ways, they ask the plant what kind of healing powers she has and the plant may reply, if she wants to." The problem with talking to trees is that they are pretty insular - they never get to go anywhere and have no interests apart from complaining about insect infestations and how the squirrels tickle. The racism between the softwoods and the hardwoods is gets old pretty quick, too.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 10, 2014 10:30 AM (w6bnq)

264 Al bundy covered this. It needs to be on her back. For dancing. Is that the only way a woman would get Al to dance?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 10, 2014 10:30 AM (9PrpA)

265 Its called sleep paralysis. It scared the crap out of me. I woke up in the middle of the night and I could not move a muscle. It was like I was stuck to the bed. I could only move my eyes. It seemed like it lasted for a couple of minutes . I still can't fully describe it but it was freaky. I researched it and came across the sleep paralysis dx. Its only happened once. Posted by: polynikes at January 10, 2014 02:27 PM (m2CN7) That happened to my son recently. He asked me if it had ever happened to me or his dad, thinking it was hereditary. It hasn't. Very weird.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 10, 2014 10:30 AM (bCEmE)

266 For fuck's sake. It completely ruins the alphabet song, WHICH THEY DO SING, by having every line end in a long "E" sound EXCEPT for "Zed."




My *American* children learned it as "Zed," but now sing it as "Zee" because it rhymes that way.  Voluntarily. One said it just makes more sense.

Couldn't have said it better myself.  Now for the extra fucking "U"s in everything.

I've also gotten them to ditch the "Haytch" for "H".

Posted by: grognard at January 10, 2014 10:30 AM (/29Nl)

267 aka The Sven Sisters

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2014 02:28 PM (8tt9u)

 

Explains a lot about Sven,    actually... 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at January 10, 2014 10:30 AM (4df7R)

268

I also convinced them that Canadians don't celebrate St. Paddy's Day because we hate the Irish.

 

Are  there  people who don't hate the Irish?

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 10, 2014 10:30 AM (NF2Bf)

269 254 garrett at January 10, 2014 02:28 PM (8tt9u)

I think of them more as Lad10077's aunts...

we're on the outs I haven't been over to visit in a bit, he goes every other equinox.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 10, 2014 10:30 AM (TE35l)

270 His theory does help to explain Debbie Wassername Shultz.

Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2014 10:30 AM (VndSC)

271 I'm trying to think of possible biological reasons for that and kinda going ewwww They had two circulatory systems. But really, it was just an elaborate prank by Roddenberry to get back at the networks for not letting him show navels on Star Trek. By the time of Genesis II, navels were allowed on TV. So Roddenberry decided to double the fun.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 10, 2014 10:31 AM (7ObY1)

272 Those aliens had TWO navels. I'm trying to think of possible biological reasons for that and kinda going ewwww Nourishment in, waste out?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2014 10:31 AM (CRyse)

273 If there's a Supreme Deity, why can't it have created other life forms who have come here and follow a Star Trek-like "prime directive"? The prime directive is stupid. I love messing with people's lives!

Posted by: Barack Obama[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 10, 2014 10:31 AM (9PrpA)

274 Screwing our political enemies and smokin rocks. What's not to like

Posted by: Christie-Ford '16 at January 10, 2014 10:31 AM (pAH14)

275 He has been a loonie for a long long time

Posted by: Thunderb at January 10, 2014 10:31 AM (zOTsN)

276 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 10, 2014 02:24 PM (4df7R) After reading some of the comments I'm wondering how many of these crazy ladies are hording cats.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 10, 2014 10:31 AM (mETGQ)

277 244 I think I posted this before but I experienced a phenomenononce that I believe has caused many people to believe they have been abducted or probed or whatever.

Its called sleep paralysis. It scared the crap out of me. I woke up in the middle of the night and I could not move a muscle. It was like I was stuck to the bed. I could only move my eyes. It seemed like it lasted for a couple of minutes . I still can't fully describe it but it was freaky. I researched it and came across the sleep paralysis dx. Its only happened once. Posted by: polynikes

There's also a phenomenon that people have attributed to a Jinni or some kind of big, unpleasant, supernatural being sitting on their chest as they sleep -- well, they wake up to find it sitting on them.  I laughed and then one night while I was in law school, I had that exact sensation.  Of course, I knew that it was not a Jinni and that concept immediately sprang to mind, but the sensation, only experienced once, was pretty real.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 10, 2014 10:31 AM (9CBig)

278 Thank you, aliens, for making President Obama the worst President ever!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at January 10, 2014 10:31 AM (dmepw)

279

>>>they ask the plant what kind of healing powers she has and the plant may
reply, if she wants to."

 

"I'm good for your tummy! EAT ME"

- Hemlock

Posted by: Bigby's Squeegee Hands at January 10, 2014 10:32 AM (3ZtZW)

280 I'm trying to think of possible biological reasons for that and kinda going ewwww

Spleehae Kalach has Two Mommies.

Posted by: HR at January 10, 2014 10:32 AM (ZKzrr)

281 265 Its called sleep paralysis. It scared the crap out of me. I woke up in the middle of the night and I could not move a muscle. It was like I was stuck to the bed. I could only move my eyes. It seemed like it lasted for a couple of minutes . I still can't fully describe it but it was freaky. I researched it and came across the sleep paralysis dx. Its only happened once. Posted by: polynikes at January 10, 2014 02:27 PM (m2CN7) ******** Don't worry about it. Only happens to 1% of the subjects after an anal probe. It's a side effect of the drug we give you that helps you to relax and forget things.

Posted by: Alien #603 at January 10, 2014 10:32 AM (RJMhd)

282 The problem with talking to trees is that they are pretty insular --- they never get to go anywhere...
[cough; cough]

Posted by: birnam wood at January 10, 2014 10:32 AM (PK+r9)

283 I have a "Z" in my real surname, and let me tell you, no matter how carefully one enunciates, people still hear it as a "C." Which makes it difficult to give out my e-mail address, among other things. But since most of my clients are canadian, I get to use "Zed." So, for personal reasons I like the Zed. Wish the US would adopt it.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 10, 2014 10:33 AM (7ObY1)

284
So ... what planet is Dennis Rodmann from.??


And..... Linda Fiorentino.... sends me to planet Bunk.   Ill be there.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2014 10:33 AM (nELVU)

285

>>>I know as a matter of fact that some women do have the capacity to
communicate with plants and trees and living beings in different ways,
they ask the plant what kind of healing powers she has and the plant may
reply, if she wants to."<<<

 

 

 

 

I thought we had taken care of that long ago.

Posted by: Salem, MA at January 10, 2014 10:33 AM (VndSC)

286

If there's a Supreme Deity, why can't it have created other life forms who have come here and follow a Star Trek-like "prime directive"?

 

 

Even    "Star Trek" never followed the Prime Directive.   It was like Captain Kirk's uniform - the first thing to get tossed aside whenever they encountered a new alien    species.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at January 10, 2014 10:33 AM (4df7R)

287 "The Pleiades are an extragalactic globular star cluster. Associated with our galaxy, but not in it." Nah, even Wikipedia has this one right. Might want to check it.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 10, 2014 10:33 AM (U1Tts)

288 Burnham Wood does not count, you got hacked.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 10:33 AM (ZqlGu)

289 Not for nothing but being Minister of Defense, for Canada, really don't require a degree in rocket scientry.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 10, 2014 10:33 AM (TjI1n)

290 Those aliens had TWO navels. I'm trying to think of possible biological reasons for that and kinda going ewwww Posted by: Bigby's Squeegee Hands at January 10, 2014 02:29 PM (3ZtZW) ***** Heather has two mommies?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 10, 2014 10:33 AM (g4TxM)

291

268: "Are there people who don't hate the Irish?"

 

If there are, we haven't been working (or drinking) hard enough.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 10, 2014 10:33 AM (f6ZLT)

292

@277
There's also a phenomenon that people have attributed to a Jinni or some kind of big, unpleasant, supernatural being sitting on their chest as they sleep -- well, they wake up to find it sitting on them. I laughed and then one night while I was in law school, I had that exact sensation. Of course, I knew that it was not a Jinni and that concept immediately sprang to mind, but the sensation, only experienced once, was pretty real.

--------------------

 

I think that was what an incubus was originally supposed to do.

 

Posted by: junior at January 10, 2014 10:33 AM (UWFpX)

293 We shared intel with this guy. There was a time when Bob McNamara may have been the smartest guy in the room at NATO meetings. This guy was Defense Minister when the Cuban Missile Crisis occurred. Liberal Party, check. At least the US hasn't made Dennis Kucinich Secretary of Defense.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at January 10, 2014 10:34 AM (il1Hy)

294 It scared the crap out of me. ***** ^ Now that's by design.

Posted by: Alien #603 at January 10, 2014 10:34 AM (RJMhd)

295 Anybody think when this guy comes home with a sore squeekhole that he claims he was abducted by aliens?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac lover of KaBoom Cereal at January 10, 2014 10:34 AM (BXLPR)

296
I'm gonna sit bricks if Ace posts a "Slow News Day Open  Thread" post.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 10, 2014 10:34 AM (gYIst)

297 incubus or succubus. 

Or you have a cat in the house.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 10:34 AM (ZqlGu)

298 They find some isolated spot with a few people around, then land right by some poor unsuspecting soul whom no one's ever going to believe and then strut up and down in from of him wearing silly antennas on their head and making beep beep noises. Rather childish really.

Posted by: Ford Prefect at January 10, 2014 10:34 AM (bKxJO)

299 So, for personal reasons I like the Zed. Wish the US would adopt it.

----

It's Zed's chopper baby.   We gotta go NOW.

Zed??  Zed is dead.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2014 10:34 AM (nELVU)

300 He thought Men in Black was a documentary.

Posted by: jd at January 10, 2014 10:34 AM (ROXo4)

301 Its called sleep paralysis. It scared the crap out of me. ------------------------ In my boudoir it's called "foreplay" and it's brought on by a pair of panties soaked in ether.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2014 10:34 AM (CJjw5)

302 The problem with talking to trees is that they are pretty insular --- they never get to go anywhere...
[cough; cough]

Posted by: birnam wood at January 10, 2014 02:32 PM (PK+r9)

And these being are not born of woman. I think we're in deep fucking trouble.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 10, 2014 10:35 AM (XUKZU)

303 Posted by: SFGoth at January 10, 2014 02:31 PM (9CBig) FTR, the term is Djinn or (bastardized: Genie).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 10, 2014 10:35 AM (PYAXX)

304 There's also a phenomenon that people have attributed to a Jinni or some kind of big, unpleasant, supernatural being sitting on their chest as they sleep -- well, they wake up to find it sitting on them. I laughed and then one night while I was in law school, I had that exact sensation. Of course, I knew that it was not a Jinni and that concept immediately sprang to mind, but the sensation, only experienced once, was pretty real. Never take the brown acid.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2014 10:35 AM (CRyse)

305 Duh! Mars needs women.

Posted by: Dop - Martian Fellow #1 at January 10, 2014 10:35 AM (mETGQ)

306 Posted by: Alien #603

Hey, do you guys take requests? 

Posted by: HR at January 10, 2014 10:35 AM (ZKzrr)

307 "I'm gonna sit bricks if Ace posts a "Slow News Day Open Thread" post. I'm going with "sick" again.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 10, 2014 10:35 AM (U1Tts)

308 I've experienced that "sleep paralysis" phenomenon. Freaked me out, but then it happened again years after and I remembered the first time, totally relaxed and was able to think clearly and move again. Weird feeling.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 10, 2014 10:35 AM (ZshNr)

309 Sleep paralysis coupled with a nightmare equals the most terrifyingly experience imaginable.

Posted by: Lauren at January 10, 2014 10:35 AM (hFL/3)

310 So, why are they keeping jetpacks from us?

Posted by: MLCross at January 10, 2014 10:36 AM (CWlmf)

311 @280- HR beat me by ( ) this much

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 10, 2014 10:36 AM (g4TxM)

312

@286 Even "Star Trek" never followed the Prime Directive. It was like Captain Kirk's uniform - the first thing to get tossed aside whenever they encountered a new alien species.

-----------------

 

TNG, on the other hand, followed it religiously.  The Mad Magazine spoof of the series went so far as to have some snail-like aliens invade the Enterprise-D and announce that they were abducting crew members for ritual sacrifice as required by their religion, only for Picard to respond that the Prime Directive prohibited his interference with the aliens' actions.

 

 

Posted by: junior at January 10, 2014 10:36 AM (UWFpX)

313 what was that show that was on in the 80's.....it was about the aliens living with humans....

I think it was Riptide. Yeah, Riptide. A bunch of guys living in a house on the beach. Little robot buddy and everything.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 10, 2014 10:36 AM (xm1A1)

314 The Ancient Aliens guys are going to build a theme park around this guy.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 10, 2014 10:36 AM (Iyg03)

315 Its called sleep paralysis. It scared the crap out of me. I woke up in the middle of the night and I could not move a muscle. It was like I was stuck to the bed. I could only move my eyes. It seemed like it lasted for a couple of minutes . I still can't fully describe it but it was freaky. I researched it and came across the sleep paralysis dx. Its only happened once. Even more freaky: Some people have experienced paralysis from anesthesia, but could still feel everything during surgery. So the Doctors thought everything was normal, but the person was in extreme pain the whole time. My Dad had a surgery where he could hear everything that was going on. He couldn't feel it, thank goodness. He told the Doctor, who dismissed it, until my Dad told him about the conversations going on. Made him a believer!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 10, 2014 10:36 AM (9PrpA)

316 Orange skin and wild hair sounds like those troll toys from the 70s/80s

Posted by: Bigby's Squeegee Hands at January 10, 2014 10:37 AM (3ZtZW)

317 hehe, yea I asked my hubby the other day about this guy, and he said "he was well respected." libs lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: chili con carne at January 10, 2014 10:37 AM (IXrOn)

318 FTR, the term is Djinn or (bastardized: Genie).

Scrabble allows DJINN, JINN, DJIN, JINNI, DJINNI, and JIN.

Posted by: HR at January 10, 2014 10:37 AM (ZKzrr)

319 306 Posted by: Alien #603 Hey, do you guys take requests? Posted by: HR at January 10, 2014 02:35 PM (ZKzrr) ******** Hillary? We're already on that. She's hard to catch though--her cankles won't fit in our equipment. Plus Huma is one of us-- but switched sides. We made her marry Anthony--she's kind of pissed.

Posted by: Alien #603 at January 10, 2014 10:38 AM (RJMhd)

320 "I dream of a genie with a light brown hair...."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 10:38 AM (ZqlGu)

321 Had sleep paralysis once. Almost broke my hand when it flew into the headboard from me trying to lift it and the nerves suddenly complying.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 10, 2014 10:38 AM (U1Tts)

322 Sad fact is, this Gomer couldn't manage a Tim Horton's without an Idiot's guide.


Aliens? I think he means Surfing with the Alien - Joe Satriani would be pleased....SDRAWKCAB TI GNIYUALP S'EH

Posted by: fred zeppelin at January 10, 2014 10:38 AM (zL/eJ)

323 Well he's talking to the Russians after all. For one thing, that gives him something in common with the entire staff of the CF-105 project.

And the Russians, since time immoral, just eat this shit up.

Anybody look up to see what else he did in the Ministry? Is this the guy who did away with the separate services and made everybody into Defence Canada?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 10, 2014 10:38 AM (xq1UY)

324 The Ancient Aliens guys are going to build a theme park around this guy. Posted by: rdbrewer at January 10, 2014 02:36 PM (Iyg03) ****** Hopefully with some hair raising rides.

Posted by: Dop - Martian Fellow #1 at January 10, 2014 10:38 AM (mETGQ)

325 Scrabble allows DJINN, JINN, DJIN, JINNI, DJINNI, and JIN.

Posted by: HR at January 10, 2014 02:37 PM (ZKzrr)

 

 

But which is correct:   Hercules or Heracles?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at January 10, 2014 10:38 AM (4df7R)

326 If aliens were sharing technology with Canada, why haven't they won a Stanley Cup in 20 years?

Posted by: MLCross at January 10, 2014 10:38 AM (CWlmf)

327 So we can blame aliens for the Femskin then?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 10:38 AM (ZqlGu)

328 Colanders, crack and aliens. Which one stands out as the perp?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: chili con carne at January 10, 2014 10:38 AM (IXrOn)

329 You know, if I'm going to wake up to an evil spirit trying to take my soul, is it too much to ask for a succubus?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 10, 2014 10:39 AM (PYAXX)

330 How do we know HE's not one?

Posted by: --- at January 10, 2014 10:39 AM (MMC8r)

331 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 10, 2014 02:38 PM (4df7R) Are you Greek or Roman?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 10, 2014 10:39 AM (PYAXX)

332 One night I'd like to wake up to find Barbara Eden on top of me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2014 10:39 AM (8ZskC)

333 Wormholes?

Ooooohh, We want to go across 100,000 light years. Let's just whip up a wormhole, problem solved.

Wormholes are a sci fi plot device to get characters astronomically vast distances in a short time (like warp drives and teleportation). Otherwise, the plot would be about a life aboard a multigenerational intra-galaxy voyage instead of neato sci fi stuff.
 

Posted by: CozMark at January 10, 2014 10:39 AM (BjOkm)

334 Wait, to the Frogs have Nukes or they just use ours? If this guy was defense minster and had access to nukes that would not have been good. Is he Ford's step brother?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 10, 2014 10:40 AM (0FSuD)

335 Herakles?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 10:40 AM (ZqlGu)

336 H.I.: Have ever felt like you just had this big weight, just pressin' down on you? Glenn: Yeah, I do know that feelin'. And I told Dot to lose some weight but she don't wanna listen!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2014 10:40 AM (CJjw5)

337 Fun fact: Canadians will go out of their way to tell you about the time "they" burned down the White House during the War of 1812.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 10, 2014 10:40 AM (Z9BWx)

338

Posted by: SFGoth at January 10, 2014 02:31 PM (9CBig)

 

It sounds like the same thing.  Sometimes the sleep paralysis is coupled with hallucinations of intruders or  an  incubus.   I'm just glad its happened just once.   Research says its a state between sleep and wake when REM is interrupted .  Your body has a  defense mechanism  of muscle atonia  to  prevent you from acting out your dreams and you experience this in the wake stage. 

Posted by: polynikes at January 10, 2014 10:40 AM (m2CN7)

339 In my boudoir it's called "foreplay" and it's brought on by a pair of panties soaked in ether. If she's already ethering her knickers, you can skip foreplay.

Posted by: Alien on the Street at January 10, 2014 10:41 AM (8tt9u)

340 Scrabble allows DJINN, JINN, DJIN, JINNI, DJINNI, and JIN. Scrabble allows so much bullshit. I love tossing down allowable but obscure words then winning the challenge.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 10, 2014 10:41 AM (U1Tts)

341 337 Fun fact: Canadians will go out of their way to tell you about the time "they" burned down the White House during the War of 1812. But they are polite, so they add "sorry." Except it sounds like SEW-ree. Because funny Canadian accents.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 10, 2014 10:41 AM (7ObY1)

342 Is this the guy who did away with the separate services and made everybody into Defence Canada?
He claims it wasn't his fault but, yeah, he's the guy.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 10, 2014 10:41 AM (PK+r9)

343 So as a "Canadian Defense Minister" is your job basically to plan how to tell the Americans you're being invaded?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 10, 2014 10:41 AM (9PrpA)

344 Oh PLEASE .. it's RT

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2014 10:41 AM (e8kgV)

345

*mixes Viagra into Labatt's Blue*

 

Shotgun this motherfucker!

 

Now drop and give me 20!

 

Now sniff these  panties!  SNIFF THESE  MOTHERFUCKING PANTIES NOW SOLDIER!!!

Posted by: Mrs. Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2014 10:41 AM (NF2Bf)

346

326 If aliens were sharing technology with Canada, why haven't they won a Stanley Cup in 20 years?

 

:O

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 10, 2014 10:41 AM (Z9BWx)

347 [iFun fact: Canadians will go out of their way to tell you about the time "they" burned down the White House during the War of 1812.[/I] Thank them for their efforts and tell them about the time we shot up their entire army at New Orleans, and about all of their ships we captured.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 10, 2014 10:41 AM (w6bnq)

348 If aliens were sharing technology with Canada, why haven't they won a Stanley Cup in 20 years? Posted by: MLCross at January 10, 2014 02:38 PM (CWlmf) ------------------------- Ouch.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2014 10:41 AM (CJjw5)

349 Hellyer said the aliens all came from Ooohter Space.

Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2014 10:42 AM (VndSC)

350 Is this the guy who did away with the separate services and made everybody into Defence Canada?


It could have been worse.  The working title was the Canadian League of Super Friends.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2014 10:42 AM (8ZskC)

351 You know, if I'm going to wake up to an evil spirit trying to take my soul, is it too much to ask for a succubus? I want the one from the 1st Edition Monster Manual.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 10, 2014 10:42 AM (U1Tts)

352 If he were American , the GOP would run him for President.

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at January 10, 2014 10:43 AM (5ikDv)

353 Are you Greek or Roman?

 

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 10, 2014 02:39 PM (PYAXX)

 

 

I am mutt.

 

My Classics professor in college used to drive me nuts   with teh way he pronounced Odysseus.  Most people (self included) pronounce it "o-DISS-ee-us."   He pronounced it "o-DAY-ih-seuss."     Now admittedly he could probably read the original text and all, but ARRRGH!  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at January 10, 2014 10:43 AM (4df7R)

354 Nancy Pelosi, a space alien, and Grover Cleveland walk into a bar ...

Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2014 10:43 AM (HjPtV)

355 *mixes Viagra into Labatt's Blue* Shotgun this motherfucker! Now drop and give me 20! Now sniff thesepanties! SNIFF THESE MOTHERFUCKING PANTIES NOW SOLDIER!!! Posted by: Mrs. Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2014 02:41 PM (NF2Bf) --------------------------- So you saw our video on YouPorn?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2014 10:43 AM (CJjw5)

356

333: "Wormholes are a sci fi plot device to get characters astronomically vast distances in a short time (like warp drives and teleportation). Otherwise, the plot would be about a life aboard a multigenerational intra-galaxy voyage instead of neato sci fi stuff."

 

Zor (not Zed) fixed that with space fold generators.

 

Have protoculture, will travel.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 10, 2014 10:43 AM (OJn3e)

357 Were they responsible for fluoridation of the water supply too??

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 10, 2014 10:44 AM (RXQ2T)

358 If aliens were sharing technology with Canada, why haven't they won a Stanley Cup in 20 years? :O Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 10, 2014 02:41 PM (Z9BWx) oh, slam

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: chili con carne at January 10, 2014 10:44 AM (IXrOn)

359 Amnesty now *sobs*

Posted by: John Boehner at January 10, 2014 10:44 AM (Kkt/i)

360 But which is correct: Hercules or Heracles? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 10, 2014 02:38 PM (4df7R) I'm not sure about that but I'm fairly certain I'd be happy if Kellan Lutz decided to come over and explain it to me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 10, 2014 10:44 AM (VtjlW)

361 'it's Big boo tay..."

Posted by: Bob Plankton, cordial loather of Dr. Emilio Lizardo at January 10, 2014 10:45 AM (QLbhS)

362 RT was a supporter of #Occupy

Posted by: #OccupyAnthonyWeiner'sShorts at January 10, 2014 10:45 AM (e8kgV)

363 John Podesta seen nodding head in enthusiastic agreement. 

Posted by: halodoc at January 10, 2014 10:45 AM (Fzbp3)

364 @jrovner CGI now confirms to @elisewho that its contract with http://Healthcare.gov not being renewed as of end of Feb.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 10, 2014 10:45 AM (bCEmE)

365 If aliens were sharing technology with Canada, why haven't they won a Stanley Cup in 20 years?

Posted by: MLCross at January 10, 2014 02:38 PM (CWlmf)


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thread.winner.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2014 10:45 AM (nELVU)

366 well it would explain Obama , the media and their followers.

Posted by: willow at January 10, 2014 10:45 AM (nqBYe)

367 "Wormholes are a sci fi plot device to get characters astronomically vast distances in a short time (like warp drives and teleportation). Otherwise, the plot would be about a life aboard a multigenerational intra-galaxy voyage instead of neato sci fi stuff." -------------------------- Or you could just have a naked mole rat with a Roger Ebert vagina-mouth snort some spice in his fish tank and you're there.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2014 10:45 AM (CJjw5)

368 @286, 312: Much of Kirk's interference, to be fair, centred around repairing the damage that had occurred when previous human visitors had NOT observed the P.D. True, in the Kirk era, it seemed to be honoured more in the breach than the observance, but just imagine what would have happened without it! Contrast this with the prototype for the Federation, E.E. "Doc" Smith's Galactic Civilisation, where the inverse applies - although Smith's Galactic Patrol was headed by telepaths, who had few if any communications problems, and could determine which of the locals were honest and which were the lying scumbags who should never be trusted.

Posted by: perturbed at January 10, 2014 10:46 AM (TXq4O)

369 Here's a better link on building a warp drive:

http://tinyurl.com/cm99zwn

Posted by: Marmo at January 10, 2014 10:46 AM (QW+AD)

370 Hellyer said the aliens all came from Ooohter Space

If he's Canadian, he probably said otter space...

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 10, 2014 10:46 AM (xm1A1)

371 and I thought it was the water.


Posted by: willow at January 10, 2014 10:46 AM (nqBYe)

372 I knew it! I knew it all along! All these years you laughed at my fear of fluoridated water, you scoffed at the aluminum foil covering my walls and my head, you made merciless sport of my beliefs regarding the Reptillians, Bilderbergers and the dreaded spider-goat hybrids of the Illumnati. Who's laughing now, asshats?

Posted by: Ron Paul Acolyte Who Is Emphatically Not Paranoid, Thank You at January 10, 2014 10:46 AM (gNlvW)

373 the GOP would run him for President. Posted by: noone, really at January 10, 2014 02:43 PM (5ikDv) ******** Well we already tried running one of us for President but the guy can't dance. You guys know him.

Posted by: Alien #603 at January 10, 2014 10:46 AM (RJMhd)

374 "But what does it mean?"
http://youtu.be/KEkW4es9okU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2014 10:46 AM (ZqlGu)

375 Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2014 02:45 PM (bCEmE) So... they're going to bring in a whole new company? Oh, this will go well...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 10, 2014 10:46 AM (PYAXX)

376

Thank them for their efforts and tell them about the time we shot up their entire army at New Orleans, and about all of their ships we captured.]

And also about the time we went to Toronto AND BURNED IT TO THE GROUND.

And also, it was the British and not the Canadians that did anything since Canada wasn't even a country back then.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 10, 2014 10:46 AM (Z9BWx)

377 I am taking my son to a Toronto game tonight. I'll let you know if any aliens are playing.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 10, 2014 10:46 AM (l3vZN)

378 Wormholes are a sci fi plot device to get characters astronomically vast distances in a short time (like warp drives and teleportation). Otherwise, the plot would be about a life aboard a multigenerational intra-galaxy voyage instead of neato sci fi stuff." Yeah! At least have the creativity to have the wormhole opened by a slug in an aquarium mainlining drugs!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 10, 2014 10:46 AM (9PrpA)

379

@351 I want the one from the 1st Edition Monster Manual.

--------------

 

The one from the original Outer Planes Monstrous Manual wasn't bad either (before they almost immediately replaced that folio with a largely identical book...  with Planescape-style artwork).

 

Oddly enough, I was just thinking about D&D Succubi yesterday, and the tendency to put them in video games as monstrously ugly females.

 

What's up with that!?

 

Posted by: junior at January 10, 2014 10:47 AM (UWFpX)

380 Not enough "eh" in this thread.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at January 10, 2014 10:47 AM (4df7R)

381 I'm reasonably sure 78 of the 80 or so alien species live in the East Village.

Posted by: shmekel at January 10, 2014 10:47 AM (utpA6)

382 For those who haven't been paying attention, here's some Mayor Rob Ford information for you if you've got some spare time. And if you want a mayor who's the opposite of Ford, move to NYC.
minx.cc/?blog=86&post=346011#c21578795

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 10, 2014 10:47 AM (PK+r9)

383 "But which is correct: Hercules or Heracles? " Neither. Correct: Herkaleez! Herkaleez!

Posted by: Bob Plankton, cordial loather of Dr. Emilio Lizardo at January 10, 2014 10:47 AM (QLbhS)

384 Or you could just have a naked mole rat with a Roger Ebert vagina-mouth snort some spice in his fish tank and you're there. Winner.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at January 10, 2014 10:47 AM (il1Hy)

385 Traveling...without moving.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 10, 2014 10:47 AM (U1Tts)

386

So you saw our video on YouPorn?

 

Very tasteful.  Although might I suggest an  earthier tone for the wallpaint...it would  really  out the rage in her eyes.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 10, 2014 10:48 AM (NF2Bf)

387 Or you could just have a naked mole rat with a Roger Ebert vagina-mouth snort some spice in his fish tank and you're there. Dammit!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 10, 2014 10:48 AM (9PrpA)

388

@379 "I was just thinking about D and D Succubi yesterday"

 

One of these days I will remember...

 

/sigh

 

Posted by: junior at January 10, 2014 10:48 AM (UWFpX)

389 Because it's once again topical: 553 BTW- do you know if they have the "Change" and "Term" functions of the 834 working yet? The Feds or where I am? Wait, why am I asking? Both are emphatic "NOs"...lol

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 10, 2014 10:48 AM (41qix)

390 This just proves that Coast to Coast AM reached the frozen north.

Linda Moulton Howe, a frequent guest on Coast to Coast, once claimed that the PDP-1 had been reverse-engineered from the Roswell crash and the design was given to DEC for production.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 10, 2014 10:49 AM (U82Km)

391 377 I am taking my son to a Toronto game tonight. I'll let you know if any aliens are playing. How will you know? They'll score?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 10, 2014 10:49 AM (0FSuD)

392 What's up with that!? Most people who play those video games have to ask mom & dad for permission.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 10, 2014 10:49 AM (PYAXX)

393 Is this the guy who did away with the separate services and made everybody into Defence Canada? It could have been worse. The working title was the Canadian League of Super Friends Quebec as Aquaman.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2014 10:49 AM (CRyse)

394 Just to put this lunatics ravings in perspective, this guy was voted out of the Canadian parliament in 1974.  While he's been active in politics and has been a "consultant" he hasn't actually held elective office in Canada in 40 years.

As to crackpot beliefs, he's probably always had them.  The recent rantings are getting him fresh news exposure, but his views aren't actually new.  He's been open about his personal belief in UFOs for at least 10 years, and I remember reading stories about this guy years ago.

And its not Canada is the only country with crackpot politicians who see UFOs, you know:  http://tinyurl.com/nbt3kux

Posted by: looking closely at January 10, 2014 10:50 AM (PwGfd)

395 Ummmm... this is the premise of Men in Black. "I'd like to see your license and registration, please." "I'd like to see your other license and registration, please."

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 10, 2014 10:50 AM (G5cc0)

396 268 I also convinced them that Canadians don't celebrate St. Paddy's Day because we hate the Irish.

Are there people who don't hate the Irish?

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 10, 2014 02:30 PM (NF2Bf)


Whisky distillers.

Posted by: joncelli at January 10, 2014 10:50 AM (RD7QR)

397 Soory aboot this, but there's a new thread up, eh?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 10, 2014 10:50 AM (Z9BWx)

398 Kucinich for President!

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2014 10:51 AM (4JkHl)

399 # 383  Bob Plankton

 Hey, you wouldn't know John Smallberries or Bigboote', would you?

I'm holding one of their eggs, and its kinda taking up space....

Posted by: fred zeppelin at January 10, 2014 10:51 AM (zL/eJ)

400 Posted by: akula51 at January 10, 2014 02:48 PM (41qix) clusterf*ck, clusterf*ck, cluster all the way... Oh how sad is to know all our coverage has gone away...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 10, 2014 10:51 AM (PYAXX)

401 Why did the aliens give all the cool tech to the States and nothing to the Reds?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 10, 2014 10:51 AM (fD/pw)

402
noodt

Posted by: soothsayer at January 10, 2014 10:51 AM (gYIst)

403 "Fun fact: Canadians will go out of their way to tell you about the time "they" burned down the White House during the War of 1812."

I double dog dare them to get their hockeyhaired, Rush-listening, Timbits-sucking, Alan Thicke-watching arses into their moose-powered bobsleds and do  that again.


Posted by: Jaws at January 10, 2014 10:52 AM (4I3Uo)

404 333: "Wormholes are a sci fi plot device to get characters astronomically vast distances in a short time (like warp drives and teleportation). Otherwise, the plot would be about a life aboard a multigenerational intra-galaxy voyage instead of neato sci fi stuff." #### Not according to theoretical physicists. They are real and the science is settled AlGore style. As we say: spectra or it ain't there! I'll never forget a graduate physical chemistry seminar I attended where the speaker, a computational guy, stated that a particular molecule was indeed stable, in theory. The inorganic and organic chemists in the audience let out a howl of laughter.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 10, 2014 10:52 AM (RXQ2T)

405 The Mad Magazine spoof of the series went so far as to have some snail-like aliens invade the Enterprise-D and announce that they were abducting crew members for ritual sacrifice as required by their religion, only for Picard to respond that the Prime Directive prohibited his interference with the aliens' actions. = If Picard had Kirk's let them die attitude, an entire generation of LIV's might have been saved. Good job, Gene. Damned hippy.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at January 10, 2014 10:52 AM (il1Hy)

406 "370 Hellyer said the aliens all came from Ooohter Space

If he's Canadian, he probably said otter space..."

Nah, he said Cooter Space - where we all came from. Except forHenry Waxman, who reproduces by fission, like all bacteria.


Posted by: West at January 10, 2014 10:53 AM (1Rgee)

407 Google/Bing "detroit general hull", guys, and then "battle of chateaugay" and "crysler's farm" for a start.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 10, 2014 10:53 AM (PK+r9)

408 I've been seeing these colanders on heads and was just wondering what good are they? Don't the rays just enter into the holes? If I am going to wear some kind of headgear I want it to fit (and be useful in -20F).

Posted by: Mustbequantum at January 10, 2014 10:53 AM (MIKMs)

409

"The Pleiades are an extragalactic globular star cluster..."

 

No, the Pleiades cluster is in our galaxy.

 

Re star features from Earth POV: if he had said "The Big Dipper" you would be correct - it is mostly just an optical alignment (mostly).  But the Pleiades is a physical star cluster that actually could be seen from any POV.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 10, 2014 10:53 AM (s0hlt)

410 Is every politician turning into a walking clown now?

Turning?!?!?! Have you not been paying attention since ... like...forever!

Posted by: Paladin at January 10, 2014 10:54 AM (ycm4Q)

411 Aliens invented the thong one piece too. We were quite proud of this until Sasha Baron Cohen sported one as Borat in his movie.

Posted by: Resident Alien at January 10, 2014 10:55 AM (9eDbm)

412 And remember, if you see a tall, blonde nun shopping in Las Vegas, it's an alien, according to Mr. Hellyer.

Posted by: Dianna at January 10, 2014 10:56 AM (DV/Ik)

413 And remember, if you see a tall, blonde nun shopping in Las Vegas, it's an alien, according to Mr. Hellyer. = She's doing it with my wallet. Can I at least have the pics back ?

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at January 10, 2014 10:58 AM (il1Hy)

414 Rush-listening Hey now, let's not get into Rush-bashing! Weee are the priests, of the temples, of Syrinx!

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 10, 2014 10:58 AM (7ObY1)

415

OF COURSE THEY EXIST!!!! 2,000+ eye witnesses, 500+ professional pilots, 100+ police and emergency personnel, 50+ military personnel, and 10+ NASA astronauts and other personnel are not all wrong. Not to mention the thousand of videos online that anyone can watch.

Posted by: Dr Smith and the Robot at January 10, 2014 10:59 AM (iWo0u)

416

The Pleiades are about 380 light years away.

 

The Milky Way galaxy (ours) is about 100,000 light years in diameter, so...

 

they are right next door, galactically-speaking.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 10, 2014 11:00 AM (s0hlt)

417 "409 "The Pleiades are an extragalactic globular star cluster..."

No, the Pleiades cluster is in our galaxy.

Re star features from Earth POV: if he had said "The Big Dipper" you would be correct - it is mostly just an optical alignment (mostly). But the Pleiades is a physical star cluster that actually could be seen from any POV."


But they would look different. I stand corrected, though, the Pleiades are only about 3-400 light years away - spitting distance as far as galactic distances go.

Posted by: West at January 10, 2014 11:03 AM (1Rgee)

418 I wonder if the good former DM traced aliens back to Docking Bay 94.

Posted by: MacGruber at January 10, 2014 11:03 AM (S+el1)

419 "Hey now, let's not get into Rush-bashing!"


I double dog dare them to get their hockeyhaired, *Ann Murray* -listening, Timbits-sucking, Alan Thicke-watching arses into their moose-powered bobsleds and do that again.

Edited.

Posted by: Jaws at January 10, 2014 11:03 AM (4I3Uo)

420

#415 has a point.

 

Especially since there is not a single scientist who can (or will) make the claim that interstellar travel is impossible.  Some will say impractical, to be sure.  But when you are sitting astride a fucking log, paddling across the Atlantic seems impractical too, don't it?

 

ps. When I was in grade school, it was assumed planets are rare.  The list of the extra-solar planets discovered just passed 1,000, and everytime we boost the sensitivity of our instruments, we find shitloads more.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 10, 2014 11:07 AM (s0hlt)

421 That's better, Jaws. Except don't forget the "e" in our Anne's name again!!1!1!!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 10, 2014 11:07 AM (PK+r9)

422 "That's better, Jaws. Except don't forget the "e" in our Anne's name again!!1!1!!"

You bloody Canuckistanis...always adding extraneous letters into your wourds.  What's that aboot?

Posted by: Jaws at January 10, 2014 11:12 AM (4I3Uo)

423

Wow. That  interview  went on for 26:01. 

 

The universe is fascinating enough without having to make shit up.

Posted by: CJ at January 10, 2014 11:12 AM (9KqcB)

424 80+ species walking amongst us. Hell I believe it just look at obama's cabinet, staff, appointees, advisors.

Posted by: Buffalobob at January 10, 2014 11:14 AM (RZBmV)

425 28 Um, OK.
Next he's gonna tell us there really are trolls in Norway.

Posted by: Lizzy

 

Silly Lizzy, everyone knows that trolls are only under bridges and occasionally blogs.

Posted by: Gmac at January 10, 2014 11:14 AM (4pjhs)

426 I heard that there are some Canadians who look so much like Americans you would walk past them on the street and never know.

Posted by: edj[/i] at January 10, 2014 11:19 AM (klzyR)

427 Crack cocaine is like rocket fuel for fcuking Scandi Canaliens.

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2014 11:20 AM (UzPAd)

428 425 and I think I encountered one at a party once. His namename, no joke, was Clunk. It wasn't only his height, but the unique personality. Definately a troll.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at January 10, 2014 11:22 AM (w9iuE)

429 Next he's gonna tell us there really are trolls in Norway.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2014 02:03 PM (POpqt)

Awesome Flick!

Posted by: Dick (@DicksTrash) at January 10, 2014 11:23 AM (GrtrJ)

430

Posted by: edj at January 10, 2014 03:19 PM (klzyR)

 

The only way to tell is that they eat their corn on the cob up and down, not side to side.

Posted by: CJ at January 10, 2014 11:23 AM (9KqcB)

431 Does anybody else have a better explanation for Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: Sewer Urchin at January 10, 2014 11:26 AM (gI4vL)

432 I got a message from a tree once.  Still walk with a limp.

Posted by: Beaver in Greensboro at January 10, 2014 11:28 AM (Dq8Uc)

433 So William Shockley's invention of the Transistor was a lie? Really?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 10, 2014 11:29 AM (0q2P7)

434 412 A tall "nordic looking" blond wearing a nuns habit. Yes, that would be a great choice for an alien going undercover. Why do I suspect, the former minister has some interesting fantasies?

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at January 10, 2014 11:29 AM (w9iuE)

435 This the premise of some poor schlub with advanced mental illnesson the verge of checking out....

Posted by: KenH at January 10, 2014 11:37 AM (Q/K7q)

436 So, when Al Gore told us he invented the internet, he was REALLY telling us a lot more than he should have.

Posted by: MLCross at January 10, 2014 11:37 AM (CWlmf)

437 Three words. Seven of Nine. Ready to be assimilated.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at January 10, 2014 11:40 AM (5npD/)

438 So...this fuckin' idiot is reading the same books that all the UFOlogists have written and read and he manages to come to the same conclusion? Holy fuckin' revelation. Tell me when you've given a titty-twister to some intergalactic douchebag in a bunker 30 stories underground at area 51. Other than that this is the same conjecture as any UFO fanboy.

Posted by: JDW at January 10, 2014 11:44 AM (MofJb)

439 144 This guy's just bucking for a slot on The History Channel. They already ran that episode. "The Real History of the Canadian Heroes of the Cold War" HAS to be true since the HISTORY Channel made a "documentary"

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at January 10, 2014 11:44 AM (w9iuE)

440 And since he offers no specific proof -- e.g., on this specific date while I was defense minister I saw this specific thing at this specific place which proves aliens exist -- he must be written off as another I've Got a Screw Loose Nut Job. 

Posted by: Commander Crunch at January 10, 2014 11:51 AM (yhJhK)

441 239 Peter Jennings, who did the persuasive special, was also a Canadian.

Come to think of it, so is William Shatner.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 10, 2014 12:39 PM (HubSo)

442 I don't have a problem with aliens. I love aliens. I just want them to come here legally.

Posted by: Mark Levin at January 10, 2014 12:41 PM (zu9Ee)

443 Right out of They Live!

Posted by: Evilpens at January 10, 2014 12:44 PM (xxjaY)

444 Where is their contact information at? I want to invest in these aliens next big idea.

Posted by: A Conservative Teacher at January 10, 2014 01:09 PM (idosS)

445 He looks a little not of this earth himself.

Posted by: Bud Norton at January 10, 2014 01:51 PM (6cOMd)

446 Isn't "aliens who look like us and walk amongst us" the premise of Doctor Who?

Posted by: MathMom at January 10, 2014 01:54 PM (p68km)

447 I think I banged on of their females last weekend. Let's just say it was out of this world.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at January 10, 2014 02:01 PM (1hM1d)

448 The Pleiades? The star cluster of about 100 hot young stars, their youth making them still a bit unstable and thus unsuitable for life, that is only about 40 million years old? That one? Where the cluster is so compacted individual solar systems likely resemble a pinball machine with stray chunks of rock and debris getting sling-shot every which way, making these places extremely dangerous for primitive life, not to mention intelligent life like ourselves? He thinks earth-visiting alien life (about as believable as Bigfoot) come from THAT cluster of stars? Hats off to him. I've never been that high.

Posted by: CAC at January 10, 2014 03:10 PM (/Iqu5)

449 Begorrah! Ace be rippin' me off now! http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=346270#c21618888 ....Men in Black was a documentary. Posted by: [long f'd up accidental paste in nic field, but it was me] at January 07, 2014 10:25 AM (iReEb) Oh, but I didn't include a vid link. S'all good, Ace.

Posted by: mindful webworker - where's my 2c royalty? at January 10, 2014 04:23 PM (U13jb)

450 Paul Hellyer is 90 years old, I'd cut him some slack on the crazy stuff.

Posted by: Jbarntt at January 10, 2014 07:05 PM (UNFot)

451 I thought the CIA stopped those experiments with LSD. 

Posted by: MarkD at January 11, 2014 05:53 AM (06gsL)

452 Can alien selfies be far behind???

Posted by: DL at January 11, 2014 06:20 AM (vDDnO)

453 Cats rule the world. We are their servants.

Posted by: dagmar krauss at January 13, 2014 02:37 AM (5O3FH)

454 Some women are Cat Ambassadors.

Posted by: dagmar krauss at January 13, 2014 02:39 AM (5O3FH)

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