January 19, 2014

Championship Sunday
— Dave in Texas

First up, AFC Championship - New England and Denver. Tom Brady and Peyton Manning. Should be a pretty dang good game.

Here's a couple old favs.

Denvercheerleader.jpg

Bonus playoff cheerleader below the fold.

Pat Gal.jpg

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 11:07 AM | Comments (496)
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1 Nice elbows on teh Bronco gal

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:08 AM (DmNpO)

2 Is the Pats starting offense the whitest in the NFL?

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 11:08 AM (celt+)

3 Time Out!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 19, 2014 11:08 AM (3bbd3)

4 Where did my comment go?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:08 AM (DmNpO)

5 I can't see a way New England doesn't win this game. Goddammit.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 11:09 AM (celt+)

6 I heard President Obama picked New England to win. I will then cheer for them to win.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at January 19, 2014 11:09 AM (iB0Q2)

7 Funny to compare these deeply tanned "white" girls in this thread to the creamy white Japanese girl in the gaming thread.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 11:09 AM (ZPrif)

8 I was told there would be no maths or elbows

Posted by: Frank G at January 19, 2014 11:10 AM (hJ9bd)

9 Thank you Dave in Texas. I am cheering for the flyover team.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 11:11 AM (P6QsQ)

10 Go Broncos. Ain't that right Peaches?

Posted by: Ronster at January 19, 2014 11:11 AM (kj1eu)

11 wifey works with a guy whos married to a broncos cheeleader.  2 free tickets to every game.

Damn him!  Damn him!

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 11:11 AM (x3YFz)

12 4 Where did my comment go?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 03:08 PM (DmNpO)

Gummi bears.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 11:12 AM (x3YFz)

13 Go Broncos. Ain't that right Peaches? *** You've got brass ones. I'll give you that much.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:12 AM (DmNpO)

14 Rooting for Denver, but I think NE will win.  Same in NFC.  Rooting for Seattle, but I think the hated niners will prevail.  Hope I'm wrong on both counts.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 11:13 AM (o9Rp5)

15 Heat seeking elbows!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2014 11:13 AM (oFCZn)

16 KANE! Hawks WIN. HAWKS WIN!

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 11:14 AM (QTc9o)

17 Rooting for Denver, but I think NE will win. Same in NFC. Rooting for Seattle, but I think the hated niners will prevail. Hope I'm wrong on both counts. *** I hope not. NFL on ESPN ‏@ESPNNFL 1h Chris Berman's #ChampionshipSunday SWAMI PICKS: SF 19 - SEA 18 NE 28 - DEN 27 (The Swami is 15-1-3 in the last 2 playoffs)

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:14 AM (DmNpO)

18 HAWKS WIN!!!! HAWKS WIN!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 19, 2014 11:14 AM (At8tV)

19 NDH, I'm feeling brave.

Posted by: Ronster at January 19, 2014 11:14 AM (kj1eu)

20 Playoffs?  PLAYOFFS!?

Posted by: Mike Tomlin at January 19, 2014 11:15 AM (x3YFz)

21 time for the forehead vs Justin beiber yay

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 19, 2014 11:15 AM (At8tV)

22 shit we're rooting for the horseys because of VOLs!!!! ugggh

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 19, 2014 11:16 AM (At8tV)

23 time for the forehead vs Justin beiber yay *** geez. One must hate Brady with a passion to invoke the Bieber-level of douchebaggedness.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:17 AM (DmNpO)

24 11 wifey works with a guy whos married to a broncos cheeleader. 2 free tickets to every game.

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Married to a cheerleader, and free football tickets? Oh, yeah, I know that guy. Lucky McAwesomelife.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 11:17 AM (celt+)

25 Go home and take the rest of the year off, Broncos. Ain't that right Peaches?

Posted by: Ronster at January 19, 2014 03:11 PM (kj1eu)


Yes, now that I have fify. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 11:17 AM (8lmkt)

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 11:17 AM (AzO5R)

27 TFG would not let his imaginary son play pro football.  My first thought was, well, if he took after you, it wouldn't be an issue.  If he took after mooch, he'd probably be a natural.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 11:18 AM (8lmkt)

28 First up, AFC Championship - New England and Denver. Tom Brady and Peyton Manning. Should be a pretty dang good game. Mr Bundchen and Mr Potato Head

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 11:18 AM (aTXUx)

29 Is the field wet because it looks like it's pulling up in divots rather early on.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:19 AM (DmNpO)

30 That second cheerleader looks like something is wrong with her...

Posted by: Daily Reminder Guy at January 19, 2014 11:19 AM (6j8ke)

31 Time for bud light to find a new ad agency.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 11:19 AM (LI48c)

32 Oh lord Arnold!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 19, 2014 11:19 AM (WdbF7)

33 TFG would not let his imaginary son play pro football. My first thought was, well, if he took after you, it wouldn't be an issue. If he took after mooch, he'd probably be a natural. *** Puhleeze! Like little Trayvon would ever be in possession of the required work ethic.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:20 AM (DmNpO)

34 Song for the Bronco cheerleader ... "One of these boobs is not like the other..."

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 11:20 AM (aTXUx)

35 Time for bud light to find a new ad agency. *** Remember all those years that they OWNED sports advertising?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:21 AM (DmNpO)

37 Damn you removing my link
http://tinyurl.com/7reo4fh

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 11:22 AM (AzO5R)

38 Time for Rolaids Sunday! Deep love for Peyton-crazy love for the Seahawks! I've not heard many of today's 'experts' go with either of those teams. That alone gives me hope. Peyton is shouting 'Marshall' along with 'Omaha'. Marshall is the name of his son.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 11:22 AM (E6k2U)

39 Song for the Bronco cheerleader ... "One of these boobs is not like the other..." *** I know you fellas aren't well-acquainted with them, but those are natural breasts. They tend to move and jiggle in an unsynchronized pattern, unlike the fake boobehs.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:22 AM (DmNpO)

40 Peaches, my first thought was "isn't he dead? Attacked somebody and got shot, no?" My second thought was the same as yours.

Posted by: traye at January 19, 2014 11:23 AM (M8k1f)

41 Big question about the bright sunlight in the eyes of the players .. How will it affect Tom Brady's avoidance of crow's feet if he has to squint a lot

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 11:23 AM (aTXUx)

42 I think that naval type cheerleader needs some help getting her uniform squared away.  I volunteer as tribute.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 19, 2014 11:23 AM (PlTXA)

43 Like little Trayvon would ever be in possession of the required work ethic.

Well, yes, there's that, Niedermeyer!  Plus, he would probably make Kaerperdick look like a shining example of humility.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 11:23 AM (8lmkt)

44 I don't understand this whole "wouldn't let my son play football" thing. What nonsense.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 11:24 AM (P6QsQ)

45 How will it affect Tom Brady's avoidance of crow's feet if he has to squint a lot *** Crow's feet show character. or something

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:24 AM (DmNpO)

46 non football comment... corded electric edgers: How big a PITA are they?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:24 AM (DmNpO)

47 That Broncos cheerleader: Mercy!! The Pats one ain't no slouch either but the Bronco babe gets the blood moving. DiT: The Pats girl is a repeat. Got a thing for her? I don't blame you if you do; I could. Repeat the Bronco pic.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 19, 2014 11:25 AM (UCeCl)

48 Married to a cheerleader, and free football tickets? Oh, yeah, I know that guy. Lucky McAwesomelife.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 03:17 PM (celt+)

Right?  He's a nice guy.

I hate him.

Posted by: Mike Tomlin at January 19, 2014 11:25 AM (x3YFz)

49 offsock!

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 11:25 AM (x3YFz)

50 Mr. Happy Feet is due for an endzone turnover.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2014 11:26 AM (TKFmG)

51 I really wanted to be a football player like Marshawn Lynch.

That way people would provide me all the Skittles I'd want (and maybe some iced tea and cough syrup)

Posted by: Zombie Trayvon at January 19, 2014 11:26 AM (3bbd3)

52 44 I don't understand this whole "wouldn't let my son play football" thing. What nonsense.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 03:24 PM (P6QsQ)

LOL... as if a spawn of Obama could play football.  30 second break while I laugh my ass off.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 11:26 AM (x3YFz)

53 I have never liked that second cheerleader.  She gives me the willies.  Always has and she's on a LOT of the football threads.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 11:27 AM (8lmkt)

54 Phil, I know both teams are physical-duh! But if the Patriots don't get called for pass interference, then the Broncos better damn well not get called for it.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 11:27 AM (E6k2U)

55 >I know you fellas aren't well-acquainted with them,<



Quit rubbing it in.




Posted by: Muad'dib at January 19, 2014 11:27 AM (PlTXA)

56 My CBS station has gone to shit. Now listening on radio.

Posted by: Ronster at January 19, 2014 11:27 AM (kj1eu)

57 46 If you have a tiny yard, they aren't bad. If not. pita

Posted by: traye at January 19, 2014 11:28 AM (M8k1f)

58 53 I have never liked that second cheerleader. She gives me the willies. Always has and she's on a LOT of the football threads.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 03:27 PM (8lmkt)

I just put my thumb over her face.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 11:28 AM (x3YFz)

59 Potato Head for the win unless Pats defense knock him for a bobble or two?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 11:29 AM (NXqPC)

60 The Denver cheerleaders are out there with bare midriffs. Bless them.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 11:29 AM (LI48c)

61 Git yer thimb off my girl tangonine!

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 19, 2014 11:29 AM (PlTXA)

62 Or thumb, whatever.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 19, 2014 11:30 AM (PlTXA)

63 yeah, tangonine, it's her face that bugs me.  nothing whatsoever wrong from the neck down.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 11:30 AM (8lmkt)

64 Someday when I'm not on my little iPad mini I will relate the story of Little Winger, his football experiences, and his tours in Iraq. Suffice it to say that lessons learned in one transfer to the other quite well.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 11:30 AM (P6QsQ)

65 Muad'dib

Some Jessica Nigri glamour pose without the costumes
http://tinyurl.com/mndauvb

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 11:30 AM (NXqPC)

66 It's official.  I'll never fucking buy GEICO insurance.  Ever.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 11:31 AM (o9Rp5)

67 53 I have never liked that second cheerleader peaches hates sailors!!!!!11!! NAVYCIST!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 19, 2014 11:31 AM (At8tV)

68 >>>I don't understand this whole "wouldn't let my son play football" thing. What nonsense.<<<

President Obama is a big dopey sissy.  But Barry wouldn't have a problem if his son was frequenting men's airport bathrooms for a toe tapping on the down low.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2014 11:32 AM (TKFmG)

69 64 Someday when I'm not on my little iPad mini I will relate the story of Little Winger, his football experiences, and his tours in Iraq. Suffice it to say that lessons learned in one transfer to the other quite well.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 03:30 PM (P6QsQ)

Lemme guess:

- Never quit
- Man up
- Play every down
- Execute
- Focus
- Team first

things like that?  Of course Obama wouldn't want his idiot kid to do any of that.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 11:32 AM (x3YFz)

70 Damn. Too far.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 11:32 AM (3bbd3)

71 53, 58 She's hot,but she looks frickin' nutty as hell

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 19, 2014 11:33 AM (Usdw3)

72 Wow I missed that Denver hold.  Jesus that ended in a face mask too.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 11:33 AM (AzO5R)

73 Anna, what would I do without you?  Thanks!

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 19, 2014 11:33 AM (PlTXA)

74 Tangonine All that and more. For instance, son was QB. Translated well to heading up a convoy and scanning the field for enemy action, roadside bombs etc.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 11:34 AM (P6QsQ)

75 That's the first time I've ever seen a QB overthrow a receiver and have the color commentator say it's because he threw the ball too well. I salute you, Phil Simms.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 11:35 AM (celt+)

76 >>> peaches hates sailors!! Let's just say she has found them...disappointing.

Posted by: fluffy; soldier at January 19, 2014 11:35 AM (Ua6T/)

77 uh, Tom, maybe we need to get back to the ground game, like last week, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 11:35 AM (8lmkt)

78 Patriots cheerleader NSFW for wardrobe mishap http://i.imgur.com/faTwg.jpg And here's a girl-next-door type to cleanse your dirty minds: http://bit.ly/1jfOPyv

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:35 AM (DmNpO)

79 OMG - 'sometimes you throw the ball so well, it goes further than you intended'-Phil Simms on Tom Brady. Absolutely, Phil, how many points do you get for throwing well, but too far? And if Peyton does it, will it be 'a wild overthrown ball'? My mute button is about to receive my attention.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 11:37 AM (E6k2U)

80 I want to live where the girls next door look like that NDH.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 19, 2014 11:37 AM (PlTXA)

81 77 we can lend you jay fucking cutler for a while if you want

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 19, 2014 11:37 AM (At8tV)

82 Caption Contest for Sailor Girl: "Heck, yeah, you can sniff my butt!"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2014 11:37 AM (0cMkb)

83 My CBS station has gone to shit. Now listening on radio. *** CBS is live-streaming

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:37 AM (DmNpO)

84 Ooops. Broken link on the first one http://bit.ly/KmEJNn

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:39 AM (DmNpO)

85 "And here's a girl-next-door type to cleanse your dirty minds:"

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Girl next door?  I must've grown up in the wrong neighborhood.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 11:39 AM (o9Rp5)

86 peaches hates sailors!!!!!11!!

you take that back, ncj!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 11:40 AM (8lmkt)

87 Caption contest for Sailor Girl: "Yep. Sure did. I ate your dog. And had butterscotch pudding for dessert!"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2014 11:40 AM (0cMkb)

88 Bonus playoff cheerleader below the fold. Bonus? She's a bonus? I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 11:40 AM (yz6yg)

89 Ooops. Broken link on the first one

OMG, where do you find this stuff???

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 11:40 AM (8lmkt)

90 Anther Pats sailor girl http://bit.ly/1dKimwq

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:41 AM (DmNpO)

91 Now that's what I call a sugar-free gummy bear.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2014 11:41 AM (TKFmG)

92 86 you take that back, ncj!!! ~~~le sigh~~~ I take it back

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 19, 2014 11:41 AM (At8tV)

93 sometimes you throw the ball so well, it goes further than you intended' - Same thing with Obama. Sometimes his policies are just too good.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 19, 2014 11:41 AM (E+uky)

94 You gotta work hard to be worse then Joe Buck, but I think simms has managed it today so far. What a maroon

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 11:41 AM (hqVUe)

95 OMG, where do you find this stuff?? *** I binged 'Patriots Cheerleader' and that was the first pic which came up. I was surprised.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:41 AM (DmNpO)

96 Where do you find these, NDH? 

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 11:42 AM (o9Rp5)

97 sometimes you throw the ball so well, it goes further than you intended' **** Hilarious

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:42 AM (DmNpO)

98 Do they seriously believe that Phill Simms is their best color commentator?

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2014 11:42 AM (zqvg6)

99 Some Jessica Nigri glamour pose without the costumes Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 03:30 PM (NXqPC) You and AtC seem to come up with better cheesecake pics than us Morons

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 11:42 AM (aTXUx)

100 OK, late to the question.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 11:42 AM (o9Rp5)

101 Is that other one you just posted at 90 a sailor?  I would have thought Marines . . . wtf do I know?

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 11:42 AM (8lmkt)

102 88 I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.

Really?  I congratulate you because you must get a lot of premium pussy.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 11:43 AM (AzO5R)

103 She has lifeless eyes,a. Dolls eyes...

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2014 11:44 AM (zqvg6)

104 >I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2014 03:40 PM (yz6yg)<



Always with the negative waves Bannion.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 19, 2014 11:44 AM (PlTXA)

105 96 I binged 'Patriots Cheerleader' and that was the first pic which came up.

Say it!  Say Bing!  No like this Bing!

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 11:45 AM (AzO5R)

106 Old Spice is just weird now.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 11:45 AM (P6QsQ)

107 Really? I congratulate you because you must get a lot of premium pussy. Indeed. You, evidently, do not.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 11:45 AM (yz6yg)

108 >>But Barry wouldn't have a problem if his son was frequenting men's airport bathrooms for a toe tapping on the down low. If he had a son I'm sure he would have Reggie help rear him.

Posted by: Aviator at January 19, 2014 11:45 AM (DI+ja)

109 79 OMG - 'sometimes you throw the ball so well, it goes further than you intended'-Phil Simms on Tom Brady. Absolutely, Phil, how many points do you get for throwing well, but too far? And if Peyton does it, will it be 'a wild overthrown ball'? My mute button is about to receive my attention.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 03:37 PM (E6k2U)

Replace "ball" with "grenade."

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 11:46 AM (x3YFz)

110 Always with the negative waves Bannion. Posted by: Muad'dib at January 19, 2014 03:44 PM (PlTXA) The other choices were awesome. She was, ahemÂ…NOT.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 11:46 AM (yz6yg)

111 How badly I would like to have seen the Redskins win enough to go to the playoffs.  JUST to piss off all those idiots pushing to remove their name.

What a BURN that would have been...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 19, 2014 11:46 AM (mXNVC)

112 Oh old spice, great concept poorly executed. I'm guessing that's on purpose.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 19, 2014 11:46 AM (WdbF7)

113 Well, Talib is out, so any slight prayer the Pats had of pulling this out are gone.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 11:46 AM (yz6yg)

114 103 She has lifeless eyes,a. Dolls eyes...

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2014 03:44 PM (zqvg6)

She has eyes?  Oh.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 11:47 AM (x3YFz)

115 How was that not intercepted?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 11:47 AM (o9Rp5)

116 I can't help but notice how much like Kirsten Powers that one cheerleader looks like.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:47 AM (DmNpO)

117 CB never turned to look for the ball.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 11:48 AM (3bbd3)

118 108 >>But Barry wouldn't have a problem if his son was frequenting men's airport bathrooms for a toe tapping on the down low. If he had a son I'm sure he would have Reggie help rear him. Posted by: Aviator at January 19, 2014 03:45 PM (DI+ja) Well obama's mentor was a communist pedophile so why not.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 11:48 AM (LI48c)

119 I can't help but notice how much like Kirsten Powers that one cheerleader looks like. Oh, nowÂ…there's a fantasy. BRB. Bunk

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 11:48 AM (yz6yg)

120 Brett LoGiurato ‏@BrettLoGiurato 8m

@Matthops82 If we ban Phil Simms, only criminals will have Phil Simms. Which, actually, could work.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 11:48 AM (aTXUx)

121 *Puts arm around Pats cheerleader*



There, there honey.  Don't mind that mean old man over there.  Come with me and I'll boost your self-esteem.  And stuff.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 19, 2014 11:48 AM (PlTXA)

122 Where??? was the hold?

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 11:49 AM (3bbd3)

123 Caption Contest for Sailor Girl: "PBR! Oh, hell yeah. Gotta get my P. B. R. on!!!"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2014 11:49 AM (0cMkb)

124 There, there honey. Don't mind that mean old man over there. Come with me and I'll boost your self-esteem. And stuff. Self-esteem, N'shit

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 11:50 AM (yz6yg)

125 121 *Puts arm around Pats cheerleader*



There, there honey. Don't mind that mean old man over there. Come with me and I'll boost your self-esteem. And stuff.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 19, 2014 03:48 PM (PlTXA)

Cheeleader:  "What's with the well?  and the chains?"

//neverseenagain

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 11:50 AM (x3YFz)

126 Here's a downer:  There's today and two weeks from today and then nothing for eight months.  What will we do on Sundays?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 11:50 AM (o9Rp5)

127 Where??? was the hold? There wasn't one. Just payback for the non-call on the Pats during the 1st quarter.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 11:51 AM (yz6yg)

128 Manning is so on.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 11:51 AM (AzO5R)

129 >>Buzzion Some family traditions are better than others.

Posted by: Aviator at January 19, 2014 11:51 AM (DI+ja)

130 How badly I would like to have seen the Redskins win enough to go to the playoffs. JUST to piss off all those idiots pushing to remove their name.

lol, too bad they suck at football, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 11:51 AM (8lmkt)

131 jfc.... I had to live in TX during the jimmy johnson superbowls, now I'm in CO and this.

FU, Karma.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 11:51 AM (x3YFz)

132 @126 Figure skating?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 11:51 AM (P6QsQ)

133 Wow freaken Denver receivers just mess things up.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 11:52 AM (AzO5R)

134 Is that other one you just posted at 90 a sailor? I would have thought Marines . . . wtf do I know? ** You are right.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:52 AM (DmNpO)

135 Nice job CBS. Player gets hurt, and you immediately cut to commercial. You then return from commercial right before next play. Still no replay. I know there are limited opportunities for commercials during football games, but cutting out a replay that lets viewers just how a player was injured, or even where on the body the injury occurred, is not the way to go. "He walked off on his own" is not enough.

Posted by: Jazzizhep at January 19, 2014 11:52 AM (yolS9)

136 !Omaha

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 11:52 AM (AzO5R)

137 Every time Peyton Manning yells ‘Omaha’ against Patriots, $500 will be donated to his charity nice nydailynews I was wondering where Nebraska went.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 11:53 AM (IXrOn)

138 Manning is giving geography lessons before each play.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 11:53 AM (o9Rp5)

139 Noel Sheppard, of NewsBusters, appears to be seriously ill. Twitchy has the story. Sheppard has been live tweeting his illness, from flu to bronchitis to ER to hospital. http://tinyurl.com/kltxqcx

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 11:53 AM (ZPrif)

140 "7 Funny to compare these deeply tanned "white" girls in this thread to the creamy white Japanese girl in the gaming thread. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 03:09 PM (ZPrif)" Your thinking is actually "dysgenic." Always attempting to optimize for beauty will eventually lead to a "suboptimal" gene pool. Later.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 19, 2014 11:55 AM (4hZFd)

141 Here's a downer: There's today and two weeks from today and then nothing for eight months. What will we do on Sundays? Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 03:50 PM (o9Rp5) To prepare, overload on hours of SB-related analysis in the next two weeks. Just watching SportsCenter will more than do the job.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 11:55 AM (Lirg1)

142 Could you imagine a game called by Phil Simms, Chris Collinsworth, and Joe Buck? Football in Hell, my friends

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 11:55 AM (aTXUx)

143 Great now cbs is counting omahas.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 11:55 AM (LI48c)

144 oh yesszz

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 11:55 AM (IXrOn)

145 Noel Sheppard, of NewsBusters, appears to be seriously ill. Twitchy has the story. Sheppard has been live tweeting his illness, from flu to bronchitis to ER to hospital. *** Incredible sense of humor through it all.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:55 AM (DmNpO)

146 138 Manning is giving geography lessons before each play.

School seems open in many subjects.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 11:55 AM (AzO5R)

147 fuckity fuckity fuck

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 11:55 AM (8lmkt)

148 Great now cbs is counting omahas. *** It's because of the charity thing in Omaha.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:56 AM (DmNpO)

149 142 Could you imagine a game called by Phil Simms, Chris Collinsworth, and Joe Buck? Football in Hell, my friends Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 03:55 PM (aTXUx) What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: Jon Gruden at January 19, 2014 11:56 AM (LI48c)

150 what are you talking about there Mitt? Please enlighten me.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 11:56 AM (ZPrif)

151 'Nice job CBS. Player gets hurt, and you immediately cut to commercial.' My father just called to complain about the same thing. I told him that he must be under the impression that CBS was concerned about showing a football game and not all about making advertisement money. To CBS brass, the football game is a necessary evil.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 11:56 AM (E6k2U)

152 Could you imagine a game called by Phil Simms, Chris Collinsworth, and Joe Buck? Football in Hell, my friends It would be like a singularity of stupid.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 11:57 AM (yz6yg)

153 NFL ‏@nfl now TOUCHDOWN! @Patriots 0 @Broncos 10 Omaha: 10

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 11:57 AM (DmNpO)

154 Just got to the bar..Go Denver!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2014 11:57 AM (7nwJ6)

155 " Could you imagine a game called by Phil Simms, Chris Collinsworth, and Joe Buck?"

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Icepick, eardrums...some assembly required.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 11:57 AM (o9Rp5)

156 152 Could you imagine a game called by Phil Simms, Chris Collinsworth, and Joe Buck?

Football in Hell, my friends

It would be like a singularity of stupid.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2014 03:57 PM (yz6yg)

Idiotnado.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 11:58 AM (x3YFz)

157 My favorite football announcer was Keith Jackson.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 11:58 AM (P6QsQ)

158 Go Broncos! Whooooo!

Posted by: Havedash at January 19, 2014 11:58 AM (G1XMn)

159 lol, too bad they suck at football, eh? - Maybe they could swap with congress. Redstone write the laws, congress plants football.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 19, 2014 11:59 AM (E+uky)

160 Guess Brady had best unass his ass.  1 more TD and this is gone.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 11:59 AM (x3YFz)

161 That drive was some great football, on both sides of the ball.

Sloppy football is better.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2014 11:59 AM (TKFmG)

162 I've read through some of Ace's movie reviews in less time than Peyton takes with an audible

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 11:59 AM (aTXUx)

163 Yes, Sheppard is a funny guy. Unfortunate he has to use his humor in a situation like this.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 11:59 AM (ZPrif)

164 Guess Brady had best unass his ass. 1 more TD and this is gone. *** Didn't they recover from worse than that earlier in the playoffs? Or, am I thinking of someone else?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 12:00 PM (DmNpO)

165 Meanwhile, in Omaha, the zoo has named a baby penguin Peyton in honor of you-know-who. http://tinyurl.com/qjd3d3v

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 12:00 PM (Lirg1)

166 Guess Brady had best unass his ass. 1 more TD and this is gone.

that's ridiculous . . . Brady doesn't really even try until the 2nd half, he's just warming up and suckering them now.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 12:00 PM (8lmkt)

167 When do the terrorist games in Russia start?

Posted by: Havedash at January 19, 2014 12:01 PM (G1XMn)

168 Guess Brady had best unass his ass. 1 more TD and this is gone. Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 03:59 PM (x3YFz) I guess you didn't see the Broncos-Pats game in Week 12.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 12:01 PM (yz6yg)

169 160 Guess Brady had best unass his ass. 1 more TD and this is gone. Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 03:59 PM (x3YFz) Uh you didn't watch the first time they played in the season did you. Or last week where San Diego almost made the comeback.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 12:01 PM (LI48c)

170 I heard that four Omaha-based major companies are each donating $500 for every Peyton utterance of their name. The companies are Con-Agra, Mutual of Omaha, Omaha Steaks, and one I can't remember. That's $2000 (I was told there would be no math) for each 'Omaha' and I think it goes to the Children's hospital that Peyton has in Indianapolis.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 12:01 PM (E6k2U)

171 that's ridiculous . . . Brady doesn't really even try until the 2nd half, he's just warming up and suckering them now.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 04:00 PM (8lmkt)

The "it's a trap" thing isn't working.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 12:01 PM (x3YFz)

172 SmokeA Bowl here we go!

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 12:01 PM (AzO5R)

173 Guess Brady had best unass his ass. 1 more TD and this is gone. Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 03:59 PM (x3YFz) It's still anyone's game. Brady, nor Peyton ever give up. They aren't easy to shake.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 12:02 PM (IXrOn)

174 Uh you didn't watch the first time they played in the season did you. Or last week where San Diego almost made the comeback.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 04:01 PM (LI48c)

mmm hmmm.

//folds hands in sagelike manner

We shall see.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 12:02 PM (x3YFz)

175 Peyton uses Omaha because Walla Walla Washington takes him over the play clock

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 12:03 PM (aTXUx)

176 Jay Cutler, Eli Manning, and Ben Rothlesburger walk into a bar together.  To watch the playoffs.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 19, 2014 12:03 PM (PlTXA)

177 Peyton uses Omaha because Walla Walla Washington takes him over the play clock *** heh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 12:04 PM (DmNpO)

178 I wasn't saying it was over, just that if the donks are up 17 at half, it's over.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 12:04 PM (x3YFz)

179 Whatever the outcomes, these are going to be two great games.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 12:04 PM (o9Rp5)

180 Jay Cutler, Eli Manning, and Ben Rothlesburger walk into a bar together. To watch the playoffs.

Ben says, brb, just gonna hit the ladies' room.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 12:04 PM (8lmkt)

181 SmokeA Bowl here we go! - Should have Cheech and Chong for halftime show.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 19, 2014 12:05 PM (E+uky)

182 I wasn't saying it was over, just that if the donks are up 17 at half, it's over. Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 04:04 PM (x3YFz) So if they're up 17 at the half it's over, but they were up 24 at the half in Week 12 and it wasn't over. Got it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 12:05 PM (yz6yg)

183 Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 04:04 PM (8lmkt)

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 12:05 PM (Lirg1)

184 Pretty sure I'm done with bud Light as well.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 12:05 PM (o9Rp5)

185 Jay Cutler, Eli Manning, and Ben Rothlesburger walk into a bar together. To watch the playoffs. *** I kept waiting for Eli to do something good so I could post this: http://bit.ly/1dKmHzP

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 12:06 PM (DmNpO)

186 Whatever the outcomes, these are going to be two great games. Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 04:04 PM (o9Rp5) THIS. I am really looking forward to the SF-Seattle game. THAT is going to be smash mouth football.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 12:06 PM (yz6yg)

187 When Peyton yells "Omaha" does Chris Matthews get a thrill up his leg?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 12:06 PM (aTXUx)

188
So if they're up 17 at the half it's over, but they were up 24 at the half in Week 12 and it wasn't over.

Got it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2014 04:05 PM (yz6yg)

Anomaly.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 12:06 PM (x3YFz)

189 I think Peyton uses Omaha because something happened there during a college game.  I don't know that but there was an interview with both QB's centers and one of them was talking about how each game taught lessons and they would talk about "that thing that happened in blah" and how blah changed Peyton's bag of tricks.  I think Omaha used to mean flip the receiver routes or something and he just kept it into the pros because he likes it.  I'm kind of pulling that out of my ass though based on reading that article.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 12:07 PM (AzO5R)

190 I heard from a friend that Manning yelling OMAHA is code for "Brady have your bitch Belichek go get your shine box ".

Posted by: Alf767 at January 19, 2014 12:07 PM (hv/hU)

191 >Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 04:06 PM (DmNpO)<



Those are veerrrrrrry pointy elbows.  Me likey.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 19, 2014 12:07 PM (PlTXA)

192 "THIS. I am really looking forward to the SF-Seattle game.

THAT is going to be smash mouth football."

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I'm with you on that.  Over/under on fights?  I'm thinking 20.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 12:08 PM (o9Rp5)

193 'Peyton uses Omaha because Walla Walla Washington takes him over the play clock' My neck of the woods would go ape-shit if Peyton used Walla Walla - do it, Peyton!! Fun fact, Walla Walla, WA, is Drew Bledsoe's hometown for you Pat fans continually grateful that he got hurt and some baby QB by the name of Tom Brady got playing time.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 12:08 PM (E6k2U)

194 Anomaly. Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 04:06 PM (x3YFz) Uh huh. Just like the other 3 come from behind wins in 2013.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 12:08 PM (yz6yg)

195 Finally!!!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 19, 2014 12:08 PM (3bbd3)

196 I will watch the grammys, if and only if, they say the blurred lines girl is going to be on it. Then I'll be like "yeah, I saw you naked."

Posted by: traye at January 19, 2014 12:08 PM (M8k1f)

197 sack-er-ama

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 12:09 PM (IXrOn)

198 >THIS. I am really looking forward to the SF-Seattle game.

THAT is going to be smash mouth football.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2014 04:06 PM (yz6yg)<



Oh yeah.  The coaches hate each other.  The teams hate each other.  The 2 best defenses in the league.  The best O-line (niners).   Blood, snot, and teeth flying.  

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 19, 2014 12:09 PM (PlTXA)

199 BOOM!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 12:09 PM (o9Rp5)

200 It would be really funny if the Niners-Seahawks game starts like that hockey face off last night http://tinyurl.com/l4hem9l

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 12:10 PM (aTXUx)

201 Oh yeah. The coaches hate each other. The teams hate each other. The 2 best defenses in the league. The best O-line (niners). Blood, snot, and teeth flying. Posted by: Muad'dib at January 19, 2014 04:09 PM (PlTXA) Wife is from Bay Area, so I GUESS I gotta be for SF ::: sigh :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 12:10 PM (yz6yg)

202 Field goal=losing slower.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 12:10 PM (o9Rp5)

203 I'm a nervous wreck.  Anybody got any weed?

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 12:11 PM (8lmkt)

204 I will watch the grammys, if and only if, they say the blurred lines girl is going to be on it. Then I'll be like "yeah, I saw you naked." *** Here she is! http://bit.ly/1cC6NHa

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 12:11 PM (DmNpO)

205 203 I'm a nervous wreck. Anybody got any weed?

Sure come on over.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 12:11 PM (AzO5R)

206 >Wife is from Bay Area, so I GUESS I gotta be for SF

::: sigh :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2014 04:10 PM (yz6yg)<



You've done dumber things than this to ensure access to the nookie.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 19, 2014 12:12 PM (PlTXA)

207 I'm a nervous wreck. Anybody got any weed? *** The stoner thread should be up in a few hours. You might try CAC.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 12:12 PM (DmNpO)

208 "Wife is from Bay Area, so I GUESS I gotta be for SF"


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Nonsense!  Do like the rest of us and outfit the dog house with DirecTv and a wet bar.  All good.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 12:12 PM (o9Rp5)

209 Wife is from Bay Area, so I GUESS I gotta be for SF ::: sigh ::: Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2014 04:10 PM (yz6yg) "But, honey, do you really want Nancy Pelosi smiling from a luxury box at the Meadowlands?"

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 12:13 PM (Lirg1)

210 food thread up. that photo make me all teary eyed.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 12:13 PM (DmNpO)

211 Ben says, brb, just gonna hit the ladies' room.
Posted by: Peaches

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Did he run into Tom?



<ducks>

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 12:13 PM (celt+)

212
Just like the other 3 come from behind wins in 2013.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2014 04:08 PM (yz6yg)

loss - win for home favorites with +14 at half:  138-201


Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 12:13 PM (x3YFz)

213 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 04:11 PM (DmNpO) I'll never look at pulled pork the same way again.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 12:13 PM (yz6yg)

214 The Smoka Bowl.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 12:13 PM (AzO5R)

215 Ok I take back what I said about the receivers.  That was a fantastic catch.  Now stop the holden.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 12:14 PM (AzO5R)

216 "But, honey, do you really want Nancy Pelosi smiling from a luxury box at the Meadowlands?" She can't even spell football. Or any other word without drooling either.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 12:15 PM (yz6yg)

217 NDH, Mmm, two of my favorite things together. Meat and meat. And girl and girl. Or is that four of my favorite things together?

Posted by: traye at January 19, 2014 12:16 PM (M8k1f)

218 She can't even spell football. Or any other word without drooling either. Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2014 04:15 PM (yz6yg) But you know she'd figure out a way for the taxpayer to foot the bill for her to attend. Freshly botoxed, of course.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 12:16 PM (Lirg1)

219 Good grief, it's not even halftime and they're already stompin' the thread? 

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 12:17 PM (8lmkt)

220 NE might get another shot at it before half.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 12:17 PM (x3YFz)

221 But you know she'd figure out a way for the taxpayer to foot the bill for her to attend. Freshly botoxed, of course. The consistent re-election of Nancy Pelosi tells me everything I need to know about San Francisco.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 12:17 PM (yz6yg)

222 217 NDH, Mmm, two of my favorite things together. Meat and meat. And girl and girl.

Or is that four of my favorite things together?

Posted by: traye at January 19, 2014 04:16 PM (M8k1f)

you need to layer them.  And +bacon.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 12:18 PM (x3YFz)

223 OT but Ukraine seems to be kinda on fire today. As in literally on fire.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 12:18 PM (ZPrif)

224 True Fact:

The same people who create the pigskins for the NFL also do the work on Pelousy's face.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 12:19 PM (3bbd3)

225 219 Good grief, it's not even halftime and they're already stompin' the thread?

For food and politics no less!

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 12:19 PM (AzO5R)

226 Fear the giant head throwing to the giant helmet.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 12:20 PM (LI48c)

227 wow.  Guess playing D is not in the NE game plan.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 12:20 PM (x3YFz)

228 Good grief, it's not even halftime and they're already stompin' the thread? We passed 100 comments a while back. Fair game.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 12:20 PM (yz6yg)

229 Peyton's got some yellow-ass teeth.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 12:21 PM (celt+)

230 203 I'm a nervous wreck. Anybody got any weed? *feeding the funny brownies thru the USB port to Peaches*

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 12:21 PM (E6k2U)

231 Both teams with 2 time outs left and only 40 sec left in the half???

Inconceivable!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 19, 2014 12:21 PM (3bbd3)

232 Greg Brady is my favorite football player. He is a great quartbacker.

Posted by: John Kerry, Secretariat of State at January 19, 2014 12:21 PM (Ua6T/)

233 you need to layer them. And +bacon. Posted by: tangonine I figured bringing bacon into the equation would be pushing my luck.

Posted by: traye at January 19, 2014 12:21 PM (M8k1f)

234 wow. Guess playing D is not in the NE game plan. No one is better at adjusting at the line than Peyton. Even Brady would tell you that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 12:22 PM (yz6yg)

235 No one is better at adjusting at the line than Peyton.

Even Brady would tell you that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2014 04:22 PM (yz6yg)

ok.... so you're agreeing that it's over?

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 12:23 PM (x3YFz)

236 Why did the Broncos wait until 25 seconds left before calling a timeout?

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 19, 2014 12:23 PM (aTXUx)

237 Jon Bon Jovi in Robert Kraft's box. Must be there to get styling tips from Tom.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 12:24 PM (celt+)

238 ok.... so you're agreeing that it's over? Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 04:23 PM (x3YFz) It's 13-3, for heaven's sake!

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 12:24 PM (Lirg1)

239 236 Why did the Broncos wait until 25 seconds left before calling a timeout?

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 19, 2014 04:23 PM (aTXUx)

What's a "timeout?"

Posted by: Mike Tomlin at January 19, 2014 12:24 PM (x3YFz)

240 ok.... so you're agreeing that it's over? ::: searches comment looking for ANY clue of that :::: Ummmm, no. Peyton's great at adjusting at the line. Which means he makes defenses look stupid. No one - no one - is better at half time adjustments than the Patriots. Just go askvPeyton about that. He'd tell you the same thing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 12:25 PM (yz6yg)

241 224 True Fact:

The same people who create the pigskins for the NFL also do the work on Pelousy's face.

When I think Nancy Pelosi I think catcher's mitt not football.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 12:25 PM (AzO5R)

242 It's 13-3, for heaven's sake!

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 04:24 PM (Lirg1)

I go by the Superhero name of Wet Blanket.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 12:25 PM (x3YFz)

243 Seattle - Denver Superbowl.

The Weed Bowl

Ganga Bowl

MaryJane Matchup

...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 19, 2014 12:25 PM (mXNVC)

244 Eff you, NFL suits, for blocking streaming of the radio broadcast of AFC game via the Interwebs.!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 19, 2014 12:25 PM (HsTG8)

245 If Brady had thrown that pass near the receiver he would have caught it

Posted by: Phil Simms at January 19, 2014 12:26 PM (aTXUx)

246 Just go askvPeyton about that. He'd tell you the same thing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2014 04:25 PM (yz6yg)

I bet 1 Moron Slushie that the pats lose by +10

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 12:26 PM (x3YFz)

247 243 Seattle - Denver Superbowl.

The Weed Bowl

Ganga Bowl

MaryJane Matchup

I was debating the same thing and settled on the Smoka Bowl.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 12:27 PM (AzO5R)

248 That was a fast half

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 19, 2014 12:27 PM (WdbF7)

249 I bet 1 Moron Slushie that the pats lose by +10 Dude, go check my comments earlier in the week. My prediction was that the Pats - with $27M worth of top shelf talent on IR - would not make it out of Denver with a win. They're just too banged up.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 12:28 PM (yz6yg)

250 Hey Nancy! ... Johnny Bench called.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 12:28 PM (AzO5R)

251 Best damn sausage and peepers I've ever made.  I have extra if anyone is hungry.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 12:28 PM (o9Rp5)

252 Peppers even.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 12:28 PM (o9Rp5)

253 My prediction was that the Pats - with $27M worth of top shelf talent on IR - would not make it out of Denver with a win.

They're just too banged up.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2014 04:28 PM (yz6yg)

so you're saying they will or won't come back?  Dude you've got me confused (not very difficult, admittedly).

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 12:29 PM (x3YFz)

254 wow tom brady is making jay fucking cutler look good time for a trade?

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 19, 2014 12:29 PM (At8tV)

255 Sausage and peepers has a totally different meaning.  And probably illegal.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 12:29 PM (o9Rp5)

256 Laser cats are the best cats. pic.twitter.com/2GiOIp5QhH

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 12:30 PM (aTXUx)

257 If Brady had thrown that pass near the receiver he would have caught it
He's a Shakespeare kind of guy!

Posted by: John Madden at January 19, 2014 12:30 PM (Ua6T/)

258 254 wow tom brady is making jay fucking cutler look good time for a trade? Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 19, 2014 04:29 PM (At8tV) Well Brady hasn't thrown a key interception yet.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 12:30 PM (LI48c)

259 That "Oldest Trick in the Book" commercial is funny

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 12:30 PM (aTXUx)

260 258 this true

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 19, 2014 12:31 PM (At8tV)

261 so you're saying they will or won't come back? Dude you've got me confused (not very difficult, admittedly). No, I'm saying that calling the game right now is pretty stupid based on history and the QBs in question. You never can tell what's going to happen when Manning and Brady square off. Having said that, I still think Manning gets it done. (Sorry Peaches. You know no one is a bigger Pats homer than meÂ….but it ain't gonna happen.)

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 12:31 PM (yz6yg)

262 Halftime. And Mrs. Bannion would like some attention IYKWIMAITTYD. BBL.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 12:32 PM (yz6yg)

263 What does the Shannon Sharpe say? http://onion.com/KuDtXZ

Posted by: Urban Achiever at January 19, 2014 12:32 PM (4P5qf)

264 the pats should have kept tebow at least he can throw a decent pass sometimes

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 19, 2014 12:33 PM (At8tV)

265 Now Belichick makes his halftime adjustments. A dash more Eye of Newt and Denver is toast.

The Pats have Denver right where they want them. Seriously. Second half is gonna be all Patsies.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 12:33 PM (celt+)

266 263 What does the Shannon Sharpe say?

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If it's "Rubber baby buggy bumpers", I can die happy.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 12:35 PM (celt+)

267 I love the smell of NE Patriot desparation at halftime. Reminds me of the '86 Bears Patriots game. Will wait until the end of game for predictable Cosell reference.

Posted by: Alf767 at January 19, 2014 12:35 PM (hv/hU)

268 I hate the Seattle coach. 

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 12:36 PM (AzO5R)

269 Fox studio personnel are much better than CBS.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 12:36 PM (o9Rp5)

270 well at least brady will still get his millions and his ugly ass wife after the game

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 19, 2014 12:37 PM (At8tV)

271 OT: Israel will announce their new Iron Beam laser defense weapon next month and plans to deploy it next year. Kind of a big deal. Would be the first real-world laser weapon actually deployed. Decades of R&D and lab tests have been done on laser weapons, but no real world deployments. And, of course, the Left said for decades laser defenses were physically impossible. Rafael is building the Iron Beam as a compliment to their Iron Dome missile/rocket defense system. The Iron Dome was also the first defense system of it's kind ever deployed. I'm think Rafael has some smart people working for it.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 12:40 PM (ZPrif)

272 It's weird. I did not hear anyone claiming the Broncos would win today. Everyone seemed to think the Pats had this.* *and the refs didn't help at the start of the game Someone also said, "low scoring game." We. Shall. See.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 12:40 PM (IXrOn)

273 I heard a rumor that Brady has a mani-pedi scheduled for halftime. Any truth?

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at January 19, 2014 12:40 PM (g4TxM)

274
No, I'm saying that calling the game right now is pretty stupid based on history and the QBs in question. You never can tell what's going to happen when Manning and Brady square off.


Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2014 04:31 PM (yz6yg)

Oh.  Well thanks for calling me stupid for making a prediction.

Appreciated.  I will not retort in kind.  Merry Christmas.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 12:41 PM (x3YFz)

275 236
Why did the Broncos wait until 25 seconds left before calling a timeout?

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 19, 2014 04:23 PM (aTXUx)

I do that too, so what?  Oh wait, you said 25 seconds left.

Posted by: Jim Harbough (Go '9ers!) at January 19, 2014 12:41 PM (YxaXw)

276 derp

Posted by: Jim Harbough (Go '9ers!) at January 19, 2014 12:41 PM (YxaXw)

277 Eff you, NFL suits, for blocking streaming of the radio broadcast of AFC game via the Interwebs.! *** I believe CBS is live-streaming the game

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 12:43 PM (DmNpO)

278 OT but fuck it I had the most outstanding time last night. Went to the Misters squadron reunion last night. I met hubby during Desert Storm and knew all his squadron mates and some of their wives. It was awesome. Some became Generals, Astronauts, it was a very accomplished room. They were not PC, smart, hilarious, patriotic, loud, and in their cups It was soooo amazing they call the new pilots SNAPs Sensitive New Age ......Pilots

Posted by: thunderb at January 19, 2014 12:44 PM (zOTsN)

279 oh and they hate the JEF and decided if Hillary is elected we are all moving to Belize

Posted by: thunderb at January 19, 2014 12:45 PM (zOTsN)

280 272 It's weird. I did not hear anyone claiming the Broncos would win today. Everyone seemed to think the Pats had this.* *and the refs didn't help at the start of the game Someone also said, "low scoring game." We. Shall. See. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 04:40 PM (IXrOn) Yeah.... Um the nfl network had most of their guys pick Denver and the fans picked Denver to win by 73%

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 12:45 PM (LI48c)

281 Kind of a big deal. Would be the first real-world laser weapon actually deployed. Decades of R&D and lab tests have been done on laser weapons, but no real world deployments. And, of course, the Left said for decades laser defenses were physically impossible.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 04:40 PM (ZPrif)



"So, right now the ABL would have to orbit inside the borders of Iran in order to be able to try and use its laser to shoot down that missile in the boost phase. And if you were to operationalize this you would be looking at 10 to 20 747s, at a billion and a half dollars apiece, and $100 million a year to operate. And there's nobody in uniform that I know who believes that this is a workable concept."

Yeah, the airborne laser ain't very airborne.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 12:47 PM (x3YFz)

282 Are the Pats just lulling them into a sense of false success with their lack of defense?

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 12:47 PM (hqVUe)

283 280 Um the nfl network had most of their guys pick Denver and the fans picked Denver to win by 73 the fans in ohama voted for Denver to win at 100%

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 19, 2014 12:47 PM (At8tV)

284 272

It's weird. I did not hear anyone claiming the Broncos would win today. Everyone seemed to think the Pats had this.*

You do not understand the Illuminati do you?  Obama needs the seahawks and the broncos to win here because that will promote the use of weed.  Weed will subdue the populous into accepting Obamacare.  Also the location of the game in New Jersey anoints Chris Christie with the cosmic energy of the elephant (which Fatty Arbuchel also shared) ensuring his election as the next president.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 12:48 PM (AzO5R)

285 calling andy reid.............

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 19, 2014 12:48 PM (At8tV)

286 Regardless of the outcome of this game, I will be screwing a super-model on top of a huge pile of cash.  How will you be spending the off season?

Posted by: Tom Brady at January 19, 2014 12:50 PM (o9Rp5)

287 The next game 49ers vs Seahawks has all the ingredients to redefine "smash mouth football". Confidence is high penalties will be in abundance.

Posted by: Alf767 at January 19, 2014 12:50 PM (hv/hU)

288 ABL is totally different tech. 1) It was a chemical laser 2) It was designed to shoot down large ballistic missiles, not small rockets, missiles, and artillery 3) And Obama killed it and cut all funding for it back in 2010

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 12:50 PM (ZPrif)

289 I wonder if those deep shadows are causing problems.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 12:51 PM (P6QsQ)

290 The next game 49ers vs Seahawks has all the ingredients to redefine "smash mouth football". Confidence is high penalties will be in abundance. *** I'm "watching" this game but I'm really readying for the next.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 12:52 PM (DmNpO)

291 288 ABL is totally different tech.
1) It was a chemical laser
2) It was designed to shoot down large ballistic missiles, not small rockets, missiles, and artillery
3) And Obama killed it and cut all funding for it back in 2010

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 04:50 PM (ZPrif)

it was a bad idea to begin with.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 12:53 PM (x3YFz)

292 286 Regardless of the outcome of this game, I will be screwing a super-model on top of a huge pile of cash. How will you be spending the off season? Posted by: Tom Brady at January 19, 2014 04:50 PM (o9Rp5) Wearing shoes that actual men wear.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 12:53 PM (LI48c)

293 Iron Beam and similar laser weapons are fairly low-powered and designed as short-ranged, point defense C-RAM systems

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 12:53 PM (ZPrif)

294 289 I wonder if those deep shadows are causing problems it seems lack of tackling is the primary problem

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 19, 2014 12:54 PM (At8tV)

295 Too easy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 12:54 PM (o9Rp5)

296 TD Pots.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 12:54 PM (P6QsQ)

297 No, it wasn't a bad idea. The tech just wasn't there yet.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 12:54 PM (ZPrif)

298 I can just see how the Broncos are getting drawn in.  Any second now the Pats will spring the trap.  :-P

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 12:54 PM (AzO5R)

299 This game is O-V-A, ova.

Posted by: soothsayer'lc at January 19, 2014 12:54 PM (havuy)

300 291 288
ABL is totally different tech.


Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 04:50 PM (ZPrif)

The OP was about fielded laser defense systems, of which, ABL was a part.


Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 12:54 PM (x3YFz)

301 This is starting to harsh my mellow . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 12:54 PM (8lmkt)

302 Awww Tom Brady is pouting. He has a sad.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 12:55 PM (RZ8pf)

303 This game is O-V-A, ova.


Posted by: soothsayer'lc at January 19, 2014 04:54 PM (havuy)

Don't say that round Sean.  He gets upset.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 12:55 PM (x3YFz)

304 Sorry Peaches. Would you like a White Russian?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 12:55 PM (P6QsQ)

305 If it keeps going like this I may be able to watch the fox pregame. Those guys are so much better than these cbs dorks

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 12:56 PM (hqVUe)

306 new 300 movie looks good

Posted by: soothsayer'lc at January 19, 2014 12:56 PM (havuy)

307 301 hey, we still have da cubbies!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 19, 2014 12:56 PM (At8tV)

308 Reminder: Cars can't jump on trains.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 12:56 PM (LI48c)

309 ABL has, literally, nothing to do with the laser systems being discussed.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 12:56 PM (ZPrif)

310 297 No, it wasn't a bad idea. The tech just wasn't there yet.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 04:54 PM (ZPrif)

You don't fund billion dollar weapon systems for "tech just wasn't there yet."

tech first, weapon system second.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 12:57 PM (x3YFz)

311 BBL.  Gonna see if I can land my car on a train.  I saw it on TV so it must be possible.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 12:58 PM (o9Rp5)

312 It is sad that we live in a world that needs that reminder

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 12:58 PM (RZ8pf)

313 309 ABL has, literally, nothing to do with the laser systems being discussed.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 04:56 PM (ZPrif)

except:  L A S E R

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 12:58 PM (x3YFz)

314 303 This game is O-V-A, ova.

No.  Sorry I want a Broncos win but it ain't over with that lead against Tom Bradey.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 12:58 PM (AzO5R)

315 Sorry Peaches. Would you like a White Russian?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 04:55 PM (P6QsQ)


Oh, thanks, grammie winger.  I'd just chillin' with the beer.  Dashed out the second the first half ended and snagged a quarter pounder with bacon, it was delish!  I just really want the Pats to turn this around.  Sad thing, though, if they do, they'll just get beat in the Superbowl.  They've been kinda sluggish all year.  supersadface

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 01:00 PM (8lmkt)

316 ABL was designed to be a laser defense system against ICBMs.

Geez, how could that possibly relate to a laser defense system against smaller missiles?

//ponder

thefk?

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 01:00 PM (x3YFz)

317 I'm surprised that they haven't blamed tom's overthrows on the thin air yet.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 01:00 PM (LI48c)

318 This game is fahhhh from ova...

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 01:00 PM (celt+)

319 Tommy doesn't catch the balls, he just throws them.  The receivers suck!

Posted by: Giselle at January 19, 2014 01:02 PM (o9Rp5)

320 See?

Posted by: Giselle at January 19, 2014 01:03 PM (o9Rp5)

321 Defensive line man dropping back in coverage? 

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 01:04 PM (AzO5R)

322 TT, you have such good taste in CZs, how can you have such bad taste in the Pats?

Posted by: Oedipus at January 19, 2014 01:04 PM (y9dfJ)

323 321 Defensive line man dropping back in coverage?

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 05:04 PM (AzO5R)

Depending on the DC, it happens quite a bit.

Sometimes with expected results.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 01:05 PM (x3YFz)

324 286 Yeah Tom but you're going to bed tonight a loser and you are going to wake up tomorrow a loser and in the NFL that is how you are defined and is all that matters in your profession. And there's no crying or halftime manicures in football.

Posted by: Alf767 at January 19, 2014 01:05 PM (hv/hU)

325 ABL was a megawatt class chemical laser. Iron Beam is, most likely, a tens-of-kilowatts class solid state laser. (Details have yet to be revealed but that's what similar US, UK, and German systems in R&D are.) Totally different tech for totally different missions. And not many years ago those systems were stuck in R&D, unable to generate enough power to be useful, and many were saying the funding should be cut cause it's a terrible idea that will never work. But, fairly recently, key advances were made in increasing the power and improving the beam control. People used to say a laser weapon had to be, at a minimum, 100kw to do anything militarily useful. This turned out to be wrong as improved beam control allowed lower-powered lasers (40-50kw) to do useful work.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 01:06 PM (ZPrif)

326 303 This game is O-V-A, ova. Posted by: soothsayer'lc at January 19, 2014 04:54 PM (havuy) Don't say that round Sean. He gets upset. Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 04:55 PM (x3YFz) Heh This ain't week 12 and this ain't NE.

Posted by: Urban Achiever at January 19, 2014 01:06 PM (4P5qf)

327 324 And there's no crying or halftime manicures in football oh yeah?

Posted by: Jay Fucking Cutler at January 19, 2014 01:06 PM (At8tV)

328 "286 Yeah Tom but you're going to bed tonight a loser and you are going to wake up tomorrow a loser and in the NFL that is how you are defined and is all that matters in your profession. And there's no crying or halftime manicures in football."

---------------

Have you seen me in a garter belt?

Posted by: Giselle at January 19, 2014 01:07 PM (o9Rp5)

329 Nice tip of the ball at the line, Denver D.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 01:08 PM (E6k2U)

330
People used to say a laser weapon had to be, at a minimum, 100kw to do anything militarily useful. This turned out to be wrong as improved beam control allowed lower-powered lasers (40-50kw) to do useful work.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 05:06 PM (ZPrif)

It's not a question of power, but focus (collimation).

Ant, meet magnifying glass kinda thing.  Or as you call it:  beam control.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 01:08 PM (x3YFz)

331 Andy Reid is going to be happy. Denver has used two timeouts in the third quarter.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 01:08 PM (LI48c)

332 Yes Nissan I know a car can't go on a train, I get it.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 19, 2014 01:09 PM (WdbF7)

333 Time out. Belichick is a genius

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 19, 2014 01:09 PM (aTXUx)

334 Dueling TIME OUTS!

Lovet it!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 19, 2014 01:10 PM (3bbd3)

335 Heheheheheheheheheh

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 01:10 PM (AzO5R)

336 Yup

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 01:10 PM (hqVUe)

337 Everybody wanted to call timeout on that play.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 01:10 PM (LI48c)

338 Oh, that one had to mess up Mr Bundchen's hair

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 01:11 PM (aTXUx)

339 Ouch, that's going to leave a mark, Tom.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 01:11 PM (E6k2U)

340 and that sums it up

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 01:11 PM (At8tV)

341 I have a nice bottle of Riesling in the fridge and no corkscrew. So, I'll have to make do with the cheap, crappy bubbly Boone's-Farm-quality swill.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 01:11 PM (DmNpO)

342 I have a 2W handheld laser that, given 2 lenses, can burn through... well... pretty much anything not metal.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 01:11 PM (x3YFz)

343 Brady is the Broncos' bitch now!

Posted by: Havedash at January 19, 2014 01:11 PM (G1XMn)

344 andy reid just had an orgasm

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at January 19, 2014 01:12 PM (/B0pU)

345 someone please call Peaches off the ledge

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at January 19, 2014 01:13 PM (/B0pU)

346 Have you seen me in a garter belt? Posted by: Giselle at January 19, 2014 05:07 PM (o9Rp5) *** remember me? http://bit.ly/1jjMBeT

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 01:13 PM (DmNpO)

347 I have a nice bottle of Riesling in the fridge and no corkscrew. So, I'll have to make do with the cheap, crappy bubbly Boone's-Farm-quality swill. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 05:11 PM (DmNpO) Suggestions: http://tinyurl.com/2rgm46

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 01:13 PM (Lirg1)

348 I hate the Broncos.  Bloody hell.  Gonna be a long 2 weeks.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 01:13 PM (x3YFz)

349 One of AtC's minions has been spotted at SHOT show. http://tinyurl.com/mg3rzvn

Posted by: RWC at January 19, 2014 01:13 PM (Q6HBD)

350 No way that dude is a former WR!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 19, 2014 01:13 PM (WdbF7)

351 Ugh. If the Brokebacks win, I have to change my profile pics to some hillbilly Denver fan. Hating it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 19, 2014 01:14 PM (ZshNr)

352 Jesus Christ on a cracker!

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 01:15 PM (AzO5R)

353 Don't you DARE take your foot off the gas, Peyton.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 01:15 PM (E6k2U)

354 349 lol

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at January 19, 2014 01:15 PM (/B0pU)

355 Cosell: Down goes Brady! Down goes Brady! Manning: OMAHA!

Posted by: Alf767 at January 19, 2014 01:15 PM (hv/hU)

356 Peyton's going through all 50 states apparently.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 19, 2014 01:15 PM (WdbF7)

357 So, hmmmm forehead v arms?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 01:15 PM (IXrOn)

358 Omaha!

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 01:16 PM (AzO5R)

359 OhMy-Ha!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 01:17 PM (IXrOn)

360 That Omaha/$500/CharityHit thing. Tactic.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 01:17 PM (IXrOn)

361 I have a nice bottle of Riesling in the fridge and no corkscrew.

So, I'll have to make do with the cheap, crappy bubbly Boone's-Farm-quality swill.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 05:11 PM (DmNpO)


===========


Insert two metal skewers on opposite sides of the cork, rotate to loosen, and pull up.  Easy peasy.  I've done this with parts of a wire hanger.  Yeah, moving provides many obstacles.  Corkscrews being packed and all.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 01:18 PM (o9Rp5)

362 Suggestions: http://tinyurl.com/2rgm46 *** Too much work!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 01:18 PM (DmNpO)

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 01:18 PM (8lmkt)

364 now that was a. Omaha play

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at January 19, 2014 01:18 PM (/B0pU)

365 Palomino!

Posted by: Tom Brady at January 19, 2014 01:18 PM (Ua6T/)

366 Don't cry Peaches! Just look at it as lessening your pain by not losing to the Hawks in the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 01:19 PM (DmNpO)

367 322 TT, you have such good taste in CZs, how can you have such bad taste in the Pats? Posted by: Oedipus

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Oh, I fucking HATE the Pats. Just being honest. Those bastards are like Rasputin and Dracula. Zombie Rasputin and Zombie Dracula. You have to poison them, stake them and shoot them in the head.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 01:19 PM (celt+)

368 That was some shit right there

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 01:20 PM (AzO5R)

369 Big head to big helmet again.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 01:21 PM (LI48c)

370 Just look at it as lessening your pain by not losing to the Hawks in the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 05:19 PM (DmNpO)


I would have rather lost to the Hawks in the SB than to Seyton Manning today.  {sigh}  At least there's another game to take my mind off this debacle and I sure as hell hope it's not another bitter disappointment.  Go, Hawks!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 01:21 PM (8lmkt)

371 Awww Peaches. It'll be ok. Brady's probably just on his period this weekend.

Posted by: Havedash at January 19, 2014 01:21 PM (G1XMn)

372 omaha! let's run for no gain!

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at January 19, 2014 01:21 PM (/B0pU)

373 You have to poison them, stake them and shoot them in the head. Which is why its stupid to call a Pats game in the first quarter.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 01:22 PM (yz6yg)

374 OMAHA

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 01:22 PM (aTXUx)

375 Field Goal Rules!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 01:22 PM (IXrOn)

376 I should have switched my kicker to prater.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 01:23 PM (LI48c)

377 now that was an omaha field goal

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at January 19, 2014 01:23 PM (/B0pU)

378 I hate hipsters and Honda Civic hipster commercials

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 01:23 PM (aTXUx)

379 The Pats losing will take the sting off of this week's lack of a Gun Thread.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 01:24 PM (celt+)

380 23/3 Omaha!

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 01:24 PM (AzO5R)

381 And with that, it's on to the head, another beer, and the pregame for the real football game today.

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 01:25 PM (hqVUe)

382 I should have switched my kicker to prater. *** 33 pts for me today

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 01:26 PM (DmNpO)

383 Bud Light you are setting yourself up for failure.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 19, 2014 01:26 PM (WdbF7)

384 The Patriots are poised for a recovery. They are going to pivot to scoring, right after commercial break.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 01:26 PM (P6QsQ)

385 The real game?  This is the Smoka Bowl right here.  If you think the Sea-chickens are going to take down the Broncos your nuts.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 01:27 PM (AzO5R)

386 Bud Light you are setting yourself up for failure. *** Budweiser use to own the airwaves. I blame the Europeans.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 01:29 PM (DmNpO)

387 new Ace thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 01:29 PM (DmNpO)

388 Seahawks aren't beating anybody, 49rs on the other hand

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 01:30 PM (hqVUe)

389 "The Pats losing will take the sting off of this week's lack of a Gun Thread."

No...no it doesn't.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2014 01:31 PM (kFCo1)

390 The receiver would have caught that if he had been lying on the ground in that spot

Posted by: Phil Simms at January 19, 2014 01:31 PM (aTXUx)

391 NFL ‏@nfl 16s Still enough time for Tom Brady to turn this one around? @Patriots 3 @Broncos 23 Omaha: 23

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 01:32 PM (DmNpO)

392 Peaches, the BEAST has got this for you. Blah, blah,blah, 49ers are going to take down Seattle, blah, blah, blah. Not. Happening.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 01:33 PM (E6k2U)

393 RWC, pretty spiffy but missing stirrups and reins for the rider.  And the optic system needs better attachment, one chin strap is not going to hold it in place.

Speaking of airborne lasers, still want to Jiffy Pop Al Gore's mansion.

Thanks for the compliment for the photo selection.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 01:34 PM (NXqPC)

394 wow nice conversion

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at January 19, 2014 01:34 PM (/B0pU)

395 this is blowing all kinds of nasty chunks

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 01:34 PM (8lmkt)

396 The receiver would have got that if he was 12 feet tall

Posted by: Phil Simms at January 19, 2014 01:34 PM (aTXUx)

397 booo

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 01:35 PM (IXrOn)

398 Does NE ever run the ball?

Posted by: free tibet, etc. at January 19, 2014 01:35 PM (jAc/f)

399 Denver has a very good run defense and has stuffed New England on just about every rush attempt.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 01:37 PM (LI48c)

400 they ran the crap out of it last week for a decisive win.  apparently they thought they would do something different today. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 01:37 PM (8lmkt)

401 392 Peaches, the BEAST has got this for you. Blah, blah,blah, 49ers are going to take down Seattle, blah, blah, blah.

Not. Happening.

No way the 49ers win here with this city going nuts.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 01:37 PM (AzO5R)

402 now there's some omaha action

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at January 19, 2014 01:40 PM (/B0pU)

403 I hear the fat lady warming up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 01:40 PM (o9Rp5)

404 Ruh Roh

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 01:41 PM (o9Rp5)

405 perhaps if tom brady hadn't yelled 'detroit' before every play, things might have turned out differently

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at January 19, 2014 01:42 PM (/B0pU)

406 Brady really is an "on/hot" and "off/cold" kinda QB.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 01:42 PM (IXrOn)

407 I wonder if the thin air in Denver helps those FG's go a lot further

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 01:43 PM (aTXUx)

408 Prater is a stone cold stud.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 01:43 PM (E6k2U)

409 400 they ran the crap out of it last week for a decisive win. apparently they thought they would do something different today.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 05:37 PM (8lmkt)

Yeah that "If it worked last week, don't do it again" approach is so successful...

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 01:44 PM (x3YFz)

410 Prater has the NFL record. Look up the college and highschool records. you will be blown away

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 01:44 PM (hqVUe)

411 Chemjeff - that made me chuckle.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 01:48 PM (P6QsQ)

412 Peyton is going to drill the Sea Hawks like they were a meth head that needs a bump.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 01:48 PM (AzO5R)

413 {{{Peaches}}}

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 01:49 PM (Lirg1)

414 In regards to the Patriot running game, LaGarette Blount is not the steady, focused player you should pin your hopes on. Guy is a head case - had real problems in college. If he's set up against a poor defense (re: Colts), sure, he'll look real good. Need him in a clutch game against a tough D? He's not into that.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 01:50 PM (E6k2U)

415 Prater has the NFL record. Look up the college and highschool records. you will be blown away **** Yet only 38% of the FF league played him today

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 01:50 PM (DmNpO)

416 Oh I see the trap now. 

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 01:51 PM (AzO5R)

417 Damn this is a good game!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 01:51 PM (o9Rp5)

418 Stopped.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 01:52 PM (P6QsQ)

419 oh oh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 01:52 PM (IXrOn)

420 oh dear now it's a two score game

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at January 19, 2014 01:52 PM (/B0pU)

421 Damn it. That's all she wrote.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 01:52 PM (3bbd3)

422 Goodbye NE.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 01:53 PM (o9Rp5)

423 Ok that's what I wanted.  Don't stop on the D.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 01:53 PM (AzO5R)

424 That field goal to get Denver to 26 makes a big difference at the moment.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 01:53 PM (Lirg1)

425 Elway's happy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 01:53 PM (IXrOn)

426 Oh little Bradyums made him a touchdown. Give him his participation ribbon.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 01:53 PM (RZ8pf)

427 hmm that was some unfortunate kicking

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at January 19, 2014 01:54 PM (/B0pU)

428 Brady's crying.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 01:56 PM (IXrOn)

429 can we just go to the next game, please?  this is killing me.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 01:57 PM (8lmkt)

430 Told ya.  Donks by over 10. 

Everyone laughed at me. 

I hate myself.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 01:57 PM (x3YFz)

431 2014 Ganja Bowl, mon.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 01:57 PM (tKkKT)

432 Turn out the lights, the party's over.

Posted by: Dandy Don at January 19, 2014 01:57 PM (o9Rp5)

433 Denver really has controlled this entire game. They deserve the win.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 01:58 PM (P6QsQ)

434 I believe Tom has a headache. Tom, let me suggest a nice, l-l-l-o-o-n-n-g rest.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 01:58 PM (E6k2U)

435 Peyton's the Bionic QB, now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 01:58 PM (IXrOn)

436 All right, we are halfway to the Marijuana Bowl.  Come on, Seachickens, don't let me down. 

Posted by: no good deed at January 19, 2014 01:58 PM (vBhbc)

437 Denver really has controlled this entire game. They deserve the win. Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 05:58 PM (P6QsQ) Yeah, even tho I wanted the Broncos to win, I feel for Brady & Co. They were so off today.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 01:59 PM (IXrOn)

438 I confess I am enjoying the camera shots of Tom Brady's sad sad sad face.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 01:59 PM (RZ8pf)

439 Paranoidgirlinseattle!

Posted by: concrete girl at January 19, 2014 01:59 PM (LhAqq)

440 The Bong Bowl?  Bowl Bowl?

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 01:59 PM (x3YFz)

441 Why do they call it a 2 minute WARNING?

Posted by: Zombie George Carlin at January 19, 2014 01:59 PM (aTXUx)

442 can we just go to the next game, please? this is killing me. Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 05:57 PM (8lmkt) sorry, peaches there's always an Ace thread but, it's just as icky in topic

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 02:00 PM (IXrOn)

443 No turnovers, few penalties... Shit, this game is gonna come in a tick under three hours.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 02:00 PM (celt+)

444 Concessions may want to think about doubling up on their supplies.  I think they should make a drink carrier out of hemp. 

Posted by: no good deed at January 19, 2014 02:00 PM (vBhbc)

445 Sorry peaches you know I love you but I want a Seattle Denver super bowl. Though I am not counting my Seahawks before they hatch that's for sure.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 02:01 PM (RZ8pf)

446 I'm mostly glad Belicheat lost.

Posted by: free tibet, etc. at January 19, 2014 02:01 PM (jAc/f)

447 Good win for Denver.  Now if the hated niners win I'll still have a team to root for.  NE VS SF would have sucked.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 02:01 PM (o9Rp5)

448 Peaches, you can now switch channels to Fox - NFC game coverage just started.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 02:01 PM (E6k2U)

449 Speaking of weed ...

Big Government ‏@biggovt 36m

Obama: Marijuana Less Dangerous than Alcohol, Legalization in States 'Important': President Barack Obama belie... http://bit.ly/1ideyao

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 02:01 PM (aTXUx)

450 No turnovers, few penalties... Shit, this game is gonna come in a tick under three hours.

The sooner it ends, the better.  I think Fox is up on their pregame blah blah now.  I'm going there, nothing left to see here.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 02:01 PM (8lmkt)

451 I didn't think there was any conceivable way New England could lose. I didn't conceive they would suck.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 02:02 PM (celt+)

452 I have a feeling peaches will not be vacationing in Omaha anytime soon

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 02:02 PM (At8tV)

453 Bon Jovi can suck it in the Pats box.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 02:03 PM (IXrOn)

454 Gotta give them credit for going for it on 4th and 2.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 02:03 PM (Lirg1)

455 Congrats, Broncs

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2014 02:03 PM (o9Rp5)

456 ha. they converted the 4th down

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at January 19, 2014 02:03 PM (/B0pU)

457 Brady can't get off the field fast enough.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 02:04 PM (Lirg1)

458 Hmmpf, I could have done that.

Posted by: Tim Tebow at January 19, 2014 02:04 PM (3MNCs)

459 Congratulations Denver on a good game.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 02:04 PM (P6QsQ)

460 John Fox and Belicheck needed to get a room - big hug!

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 02:04 PM (E6k2U)

461
HowÂ’s YOUR day going Tom?

http://twitpic.com/dssbib

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 02:04 PM (aTXUx)

462 Very cool. Love this guy. FOX Sports: NFL ‏@NFLonFOX 29m Terry Bradshaw warming up for the pregame show by playing catch with @Seahawks fans. Awesome. http://t.co/F5DEnPS0iE

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 02:04 PM (DmNpO)

463 SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 19, 2014 02:04 PM (W3UHW)

464 No turnovers, few penalties... Shit, this game is gonna come in a tick under three hours. Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 06:00 PM (celt+) May this be a lesson to Goodell.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 02:05 PM (Lirg1)

465 Need a new football thread.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 02:05 PM (IXrOn)

466 I'm assuming that Brady was selected to the probowl this year. Since he didn't make the Super Bowl can we expect him to be in the usual snit and refuse to go to the pro bowl.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 02:05 PM (LI48c)

467 so now it is time for the hawks to win, and then for peyton to get sacked approximately 38 times in the super bowl

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at January 19, 2014 02:05 PM (/B0pU)

468 Hmmpf, I could have done that. *** He probably would have done as well at it as at least a few in the league.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 02:05 PM (DmNpO)

469 Congratulations Broncos. That was a very well played game. Give it up for the defense. Their best game of the season. No ref calls or freak plays deciding the game, just a straight up win.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 19, 2014 02:05 PM (1Y+hH)

470 John Fox and Belicheck needed to get a room - big hug! *** I'm not expecting that after the next game.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 02:06 PM (DmNpO)

471 Drudge picts.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 02:07 PM (IXrOn)

472 Feel so bad for Tom. Giselle was so looking forward to going to New Jersey

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 02:07 PM (aTXUx)

473 a new fb thread *would* be nice....

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at January 19, 2014 02:08 PM (/B0pU)

474 Nice one handed catch by Bradshaw.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 02:08 PM (3bbd3)

475 So now that Denver's in can we move the Super Bowl to San Diego or Arizona.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 19, 2014 02:09 PM (WdbF7)

476 The hug is because of Fox's illness.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 19, 2014 02:09 PM (1Y+hH)

477 HowÂ’s YOUR day going Tom? http://twitpic.com/dssbib Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 06:04 PM (aTXUx) sad it's the whole team that failed, imho

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 02:09 PM (IXrOn)

478 Erin Andrews on the sidelines ..

Nice, until Fox cuts to Pam Oliver on the sidelines


Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 02:09 PM (aTXUx)

479 So who will Giselle blame for this loss?

Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 19, 2014 02:12 PM (Qp3K5)

480 Obama: 'I would not let my son play pro football' But, I'd let him smoke pot, do skittles, and fight dogs.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 02:12 PM (IXrOn)

481
shitty season

the best part of the season was Ritchie Icognito's tweets to his pussy teammate.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 19, 2014 02:12 PM (vyPsz)

482 Happy New Year Tom Brady

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 19, 2014 02:13 PM (TE35l)

483 Worth repeating. Fox Sports crew so much better than any other...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 02:14 PM (IXrOn)

484 451 Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 06:02 PM (celt+)

They rely on turnovers and ball control...

Belly-Chek ball

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 19, 2014 02:14 PM (TE35l)

485 Brady was off all day. Never seemed to adjust to the elevation and the way the ball tends to take off when thrown hard. The Pats defense didn't play too well either.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 19, 2014 02:15 PM (1Y+hH)

486 New England fans shouldn't give up hope.The Patriots still have a chance

Posted by: Karl Rove at January 19, 2014 02:16 PM (cGaCp)

487 Worth repeating. Fox Sports crew so much better than any other... Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 06:14 PM (IXrOn) Yep. If I want nerddom, I'll go with CBS. If I want a group of guys I'd buy a round for, it's Fox.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 02:17 PM (Lirg1)

488 Manning hasn't choked yet, haters have one more chance at that apple.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 19, 2014 02:18 PM (1Y+hH)

489 well time hate on the seattle steriods

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 02:18 PM (At8tV)

490 New England fans shouldn't give up hope.The Patriots still have a chance Posted by: Karl Rove at January 19, 2014 06:16 Heh.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 19, 2014 02:21 PM (EKOIc)

491 NDH - I'm kinda hoping for another Pete Carroll, "What's your deal?! " moment.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 02:23 PM (E6k2U)

492 New football thread up.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 02:23 PM (Lirg1)

493 New football thread.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 02:24 PM (LI48c)

494 When I'm actively rooting for Tom Brady, it must mean I hate the other guy with the passion of a 10,000 flaming suns. Now I am praying for the Donks to be humiliated in two weeks. 1. I hate Denver 2. I hate Manning 3. I hate ESPN talking heads

Posted by: wankette at January 19, 2014 02:24 PM (+lpki)

495 I'll have to look it up. Be right back.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 19, 2014 03:13 PM (ZshNr)

496 Wilson did play pro, in the minors. About 90 games total as far as I can tell.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 19, 2014 03:16 PM (ZshNr)

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