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January 19, 2014

Championship Sunday - NFC
— Dave in Texas

So Denver is goin to the show. Ok, next up, Seahawks and 49ers. I grew up hatin on San Francisco. Never had any feelings one way or the other about Seattle.

Oh wait. Yes I did.

Technically I suppose that's hatin on fumblefingers and not the Seahawks. ALSO I mentioned this yesterday, a pretty cool story about Seahawk fullback Derrick Coleman (h/t Slubs)

Bonus cheerleaders below the fold.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 02:21 PM | Comments (948)
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1 And once again belicheck can't get a ring without cheating.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 02:23 PM (LI48c)

2 49rz or you are a h8r

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 02:23 PM (hqVUe)

3 SEAHAWKS!!!!

Posted by: .87c at January 19, 2014 02:23 PM (qZPXs)

4 I'm trying to decide who I hate less. So far it's a draw.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 02:24 PM (P6QsQ)

5 Gotta go with the ginger...er the 49ers!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2014 02:24 PM (nhIFl)

6 What does it mean when you don't see any back fat on the cheerleaders? How many more weeks of winter?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2014 02:24 PM (oFCZn)

7 wow, land of the fake boobs

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 02:24 PM (IXrOn)

8 Nice abs on the San Fran gals.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 02:24 PM (DmNpO)

9 I just want SF to lose. That is all.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 02:24 PM (IXrOn)

10 I dislike both teams. Go Broncos!

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 19, 2014 02:24 PM (zDsvJ)

11 wow, land of the fake boobs Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 06:24 PM (IXrOn) And what a marvelous land it is! If only they had gumdrop smiles too!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2014 02:25 PM (oFCZn)

12 OT- I am sick of hearing horndog Clinton on the golf telecast. He has fouled enough places without fouling up golf. In golf the players still have honor (Tiger excepted)

Posted by: free tibet, etc. at January 19, 2014 02:26 PM (jAc/f)

13 BTW, Marisa Miller is a huge Niners fan http://bit.ly/1ai7eYL

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 02:26 PM (DmNpO)

14 Go 49ers!

Posted by: navybrat at January 19, 2014 02:26 PM (AW7Gr)

15 No way I'm rooting for San Franflamo.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 19, 2014 02:27 PM (1Y+hH)

16 Tony Romo is at the NFC championship game...

Row 26 seat 54 b....

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 19, 2014 02:27 PM (TE35l)

17 Is there a way they can both lose, and sub in the Packers?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 02:27 PM (P6QsQ)

18 Gotta go with the Polish kid and the Niners...

Colon Kaspernanski good luck...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 19, 2014 02:28 PM (TE35l)

19 Broncos are going to the Super Bowl! Broncos are going to the Super Bowl! Yay! (sung to the tune of 'The Broncos Are Going To The Super Bowl')

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 02:28 PM (g4TxM)

20 Russell Wilson's Arms > Colin Kaepernick's Arms Sculpture v Graffiti

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 02:28 PM (IXrOn)

21 Go 9er's!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 19, 2014 02:28 PM (wSrLR)

22 Dana Perino ‏@DanaPerino now Omg people in Denver are going to get so high tonight.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 02:29 PM (DmNpO)

Suck it Patsies! Fuck you Belicheat! Brady's wife will put on her favorite strap on and "comfort" Brady when he gets home!

[br

Sorry, that was mean and this is the NFC thread. I guess I'll go with the Seahawks. They've never won a Super Bowl before. Thats the only reason to pull for them. Kind of indifferent towards both teams otherwise.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 19, 2014 02:29 PM (gjCfy)

24 @19 Now I'm going to have that tune stuck in my head for the rest of the night.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 02:29 PM (P6QsQ)

25 There's *something* about Kaepernick. Not handsome, but very sexy nonetheless.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 02:29 PM (DmNpO)

26 Seattle said they weren't selling tickets in 44 states. Still looks like a pretty good amount of 49er fans in the house.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 19, 2014 02:29 PM (WdbF7)

27 well if it's based on the cheerleaders, 49ers win 8-4

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at January 19, 2014 02:30 PM (/B0pU)

28 Is there a way they can both lose, and sub in the Packers? Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 06:27 PM (P6QsQ) Amen to that.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 02:30 PM (IXrOn)

29 I opened my door and could hear the echo of "Woot, Woot!" off the hillsides for 15 minutes after the game ended. The hills are alive, with the sound of 'Woot, woot"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 02:30 PM (g4TxM)

30 25 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 06:29 PM (DmNpO)

It's his Aryan Good Looks...

//Sarc

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 19, 2014 02:30 PM (TE35l)

31 >>Now I'm going to have that tune stuck in my head for the rest of the night. Every time Peyton says "Omaha" I think of "Panama."

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 19, 2014 02:31 PM (zDsvJ)

32 Seattle. Seattle. Se. At. Tle. SanFran - your time is up.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 02:31 PM (E6k2U)

33 I will enjoy having that tune stuck in my head............. for the next two weeks

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 19, 2014 02:32 PM (W3UHW)

34 Niners fans bought tix on places like stub hub.

Posted by: navybrat at January 19, 2014 02:32 PM (AW7Gr)

35 Anybody but Denver!

I haven't seen this much cock sucking, (Re: Manning), since the league fixed the Superbowl for Ray Lewis and the Ravens.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2014 02:32 PM (TKFmG)

36 I think Kaepernick is gonna have a good game.

It's been a pleasure being right about his being a credible pro QB since his so year of school at NV

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 19, 2014 02:32 PM (TE35l)

37
local sports radio is sooo good right now

nothing better than the local losers call up the radio shows and cry...and fling poo

Posted by: soothsayer at January 19, 2014 02:32 PM (Fely/)

38 25 There's *something* about Kaepernick. Not handsome, but very sexy nonetheless. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 06:29 PM (DmNpO) What? Besides being an arrogant dick, he is a narcissistic asshole

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 19, 2014 02:32 PM (RLdcX)

39 I just find the Seahawk's behavior to be unsportsmanlike. And the tickets thing was chicken shit. But I hope they win so they can enjoy playing on the road against Denver.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 19, 2014 02:32 PM (zDsvJ)

40 With my Pats gone, gotta root for Seattle and the Doobie Bowl. Maybe Chris Christie can waive NJ's dope ban for a couple days so everyone keeps their buzz.

Posted by: jakeman at January 19, 2014 02:32 PM (vH4YP)

41 Anybody know how tall Joe Buck is? He looks little.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 02:33 PM (P6QsQ)

42 38 Ma Bell at January 19, 2014 06:32 PM (RLdcX)

so he's a modern NFL QB then?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 19, 2014 02:33 PM (TE35l)

43 Sorry, Muldoon. That was me with the "Woot Woot!" I hope I didn't disturb you and your wife too much. So, I guess Seahawks for this one??

Posted by: L, elle at January 19, 2014 02:33 PM (0xqKe)

44 Pete Carrol is a cheater and cheaters that get kicked out of college football never win

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 02:34 PM (hqVUe)

45 Oh goodie, the 49ers got those earplugs that the Saints used in the Monday night game. Cause those were SUCH a BIG help to the Saints. Sarc/not even close to being off

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 02:34 PM (E6k2U)

46 What? Besides being an arrogant dick, he is a narcissistic asshole

Are you sure he knew you were hitting on him?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 19, 2014 02:34 PM (wSrLR)

47 I have no idea who this is.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 19, 2014 02:35 PM (WdbF7)

48 did the seattle secondary have a chance to juice up before the game?

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 02:35 PM (At8tV)

49 I dunno, there's so much obnoxious over-hyping by the announcers, I can't hold that against Peyton. He's always seemed like a great guy. And I like Elway, too.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 19, 2014 02:35 PM (zDsvJ)

50 Heart.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 02:35 PM (IXrOn)

51 the Frisco cheerleaders are all trannys.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 19, 2014 02:35 PM (q+fqH)

52 She should close with Barra Barra Cuda

Posted by: Heart luvr at January 19, 2014 02:35 PM (3MNCs)

53 @47 Heart

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 02:35 PM (P6QsQ)

54 39 I just find the Seahawk's behavior to be unsportsmanlike. And the tickets thing was chicken shit. But I hope they win so they can enjoy playing on the road against Denver. Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 19, 2014 06:32 PM (zDsvJ) Believe me, you don't want those hardcore 9er fans anywhere near you. They are as assholish as Kaperdick

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 19, 2014 02:35 PM (RLdcX)

55 Is this the chick from Wilson Phillips or whoever?

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 19, 2014 02:36 PM (zDsvJ)

56 Ok NDH, ya got some elbows for us this thread?

Posted by: traye at January 19, 2014 02:36 PM (M8k1f)

57 Ouch

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 02:36 PM (P6QsQ)

58 See the Breitbart bit on The Oobie Doobie Super Bowl if Seattle faces Denver in the SB? All weed Championship.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 19, 2014 02:36 PM (ZshNr)

59 35 Anybody but Denver! I haven't seen this much cock sucking, (Re: Manning), since the league fixed the Superbowl for Ray Lewis and the Ravens. Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2014 06:32 PM (TKFmG) That's the media's fault.....not the player. Holy crap this singer sucks!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 19, 2014 02:36 PM (bCEmE)

60 so its hippies vs commies I really hate hippies so down with seattle sorry pgis

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 02:36 PM (At8tV)

61 That was almost a good national anthem.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 02:36 PM (LI48c)

62 Yeeesh. That was not good.

Posted by: Roseanne Barr at January 19, 2014 02:36 PM (3bbd3)

63 51 the Frisco cheerleaders are all trannys. Posted by: redc1c4 at January 19, 2014 06:35 PM (q+fqH) Well, it's hard to find a woman in San Fran that has real tits

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 19, 2014 02:37 PM (RLdcX)

64 Ann Wilson - utter liberal, but at least did not "Mariah" the national anthem.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 02:37 PM (E6k2U)

65 Pam Oliver looks terrible.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 19, 2014 02:37 PM (zDsvJ)

66 Chick looks like a crackhead.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 02:37 PM (ZPrif)

67 I had the TV on mute. How bad did Waddles the Heart Chick murder the Star Spangled Banner, anyway? It looked like it took a while, anyway.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 02:37 PM (roTS7)

68 Boy, that didn't end well.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 19, 2014 02:37 PM (EKOIc)

69 Is that the chick from Heart? She didn't quite hit that last note. Could have been worse though. She could have sang Internationale. It is Seattle after all. Don't they have a statue of Lenin their?

Posted by: puddleglum at January 19, 2014 02:37 PM (gjCfy)

70 With my Pats gone, gotta root for Seattle and the Doobie Bowl. Maybe Chris Christie can waive NJ's dope ban for a couple days so everyone keeps their buzz. Posted by: jakeman at January 19, 2014 06:32 PM (vH4YP) They'll still being doing coke in the millionaire's boxes...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 02:37 PM (IXrOn)

71 mas, mas, musica!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSEUBhe2jQs

F the FortyNiners.... Frisco sucks!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 19, 2014 02:38 PM (q+fqH)

72
At least there'll be *one* likable team in the SB, not like last year.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 19, 2014 02:38 PM (FC8Yl)

73 You friggin blashphemers! HTH can you NOT know Heart?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 02:38 PM (DmNpO)

74 Thank god that's over.

Posted by: dogs in Seattle area at January 19, 2014 02:38 PM (3bbd3)

75 I wonder which one of these teams will be coming to Chicago next year to face da bears in the championship game

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 02:38 PM (At8tV)

76 I think troy aikman is like 6-5, notice how he is as tall as hulk hogan in those lousy commercials? That's because they lie about how big hogan is, but as for buck, I know it's hard to believe they can stack shit that high huh?

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 02:38 PM (hqVUe)

77 Send the blonde SeaGal and the Bronco babe from the last thread to my room. We'll start the Super Bowl early and all will win! Then it is off to a life in the shadows once Mrs. Athens finds out! If anyone asks I now go by "Raoul".

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 19, 2014 02:39 PM (RXQ2T)

78 It's his Aryan Good Looks... *** It must be the Scandi in him

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 02:39 PM (DmNpO)

79 I'd take pictures through her peep hole any day. If you know what I mean , and I think you do.

Posted by: Heart luvr at January 19, 2014 02:39 PM (3MNCs)

80 Well, it's hard to find a woman in San Fran that has real tits Posted by: Ma Bell at January 19, 2014 06:37 PM (RLdcX) Or, real faces.* *cough*Pelosi*cough*

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 02:39 PM (IXrOn)

81 73 HTH can you NOT know Heart? because she lost 200lbs?

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 02:39 PM (At8tV)

82 Pam Oliver? I thought that was Steven Tyler.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 19, 2014 02:39 PM (KArqF)

I thought that the Seahawks were under a "Cease and Desist" order regarding their use of the "12th Man" catchphrase (it goes back to 1933 with Texas A&M)?

Ticks me off no end to have them hijack that from us.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at January 19, 2014 02:39 PM (PZ6/M)

84 Dang, Ann, you almost had it. Well, at least it wasn't full of 30 seconds runs for no reason. .

Posted by: no good deed at January 19, 2014 02:39 PM (vBhbc)

85 80 Well, it's hard to find a woman in San Fran that has real tits Posted by: Ma Bell at January 19, 2014 06:37 PM (RLdcX) Or, real faces.* *cough*Pelosi*cough* Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 06:39 PM (IXrOn) Or a real vagina.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 02:40 PM (LI48c)

86 Stupid fingers - that's 1922, not 1933.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at January 19, 2014 02:40 PM (PZ6/M)

87 S E A T T L E!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please oh please oh please don't disappoint me Seattle.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 02:41 PM (RZ8pf)

88 Ok NDH, ya got some elbows for us this thread? *** Marisa Miller, Niners fan, linked above. Then there's this: http://bit.ly/1jk66UL

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 02:41 PM (DmNpO)

89 Has anyone or anything managed to close Elway's lips shut?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 19, 2014 02:41 PM (RXQ2T)

90 I gotta go with Seattle. Lib central but nowhere near as fucking annoying as Tran Francisco. Also because Pelosi.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2014 02:41 PM (oFCZn)

91 Pam Oliver hair was a wig of Hemp..trust me...

Posted by: Elvis/Nixon 2016 at January 19, 2014 02:41 PM (4+UKL)

92 Or a real vagina. Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 06:40 PM (LI48c) heh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 02:42 PM (IXrOn)

93 HA!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 19, 2014 02:42 PM (wSrLR)

94 Well that was quick

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 19, 2014 02:42 PM (WdbF7)

95 suck it wilson

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 02:42 PM (At8tV)

96 And thats how today is gonna go

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 02:42 PM (hqVUe)

97 heh

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 02:43 PM (ZPrif)

98 Ok, Seattle....got that outta your system?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 19, 2014 02:43 PM (bCEmE)

Oops

Posted by: puddleglum at January 19, 2014 02:43 PM (gjCfy)

100 Well, boom!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 19, 2014 02:43 PM (ZshNr)

101
Caroline Kennedy, the idiot who isn't qualified to work as a toll booth collector, has already pissed off the Japs.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 19, 2014 02:43 PM (vanqS)

102 Tampa's cheerleaders are hands down (or hands-on, if you prefer) still the hottest.

'g'head, prove me wrong.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 02:43 PM (x3YFz)

103 88. Well I say, go hawks

Posted by: traye at January 19, 2014 02:44 PM (M8k1f)

104 Caroline Kennedy, the idiot who isn't qualified to work as a toll booth collector, has already pissed off the Japs. Posted by: soothsayer at January 19, 2014 06:43 PM (vanqS) What happened?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2014 02:44 PM (oFCZn)

105 Oh fer cryin' out loud, Seattle!!!!!! Shit.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 02:44 PM (E6k2U)

106 When does the Quidditch World Cup start?

Posted by: Adriane... at January 19, 2014 02:45 PM (hrU8o)

107 103 Tampa's cheerleaders are hands down (or hands-on, if you prefer) still the hottest. 'g'head, prove me wrong. Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 06:43 PM (x3YFz) &&&&&& Shall we do the research!?!?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 19, 2014 02:45 PM (RXQ2T)

108 103: Well all those strip joints surrounding that Raymond James Stadium provide lots of choices. They can cherry pick the pretty ones.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 19, 2014 02:45 PM (gjCfy)

109 Tampa's cheerleaders are hands down (or hands-on, if you prefer) still the hottest. 'g'head, prove me wrong. *** With Houston running second

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 02:45 PM (DmNpO)

110 107 She does have a big nose,smoking body but she is a bit of a butterface.

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2014 02:45 PM (zqvg6)

111 Field goal? SF you suck.

Posted by: jakeman at January 19, 2014 02:45 PM (vH4YP)

112 No no no no. I shouldn't have mocked Tom brady. Football karma is going to bite me in the ass isn't it?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 02:45 PM (RZ8pf)

113 Can't believe they didn't get a TD there.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 02:46 PM (IXrOn)

114 Tebow would be a lot more popular if he had majorly tatted up arms.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 19, 2014 02:46 PM (1Y+hH)

115 Alrighty, if SF gets the ball handed to them on the 15 yard line and only gets a FG, I'm down with that.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 02:46 PM (E6k2U)

116
Shall we do the research!?!?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 19, 2014 06:45 PM (RXQ2T)

I believe, in the interest of scientific integrity, it's called for.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 02:46 PM (x3YFz)

117 g'head, prove me wrong. Tampa is my team. But the two Panthers cheerleaders who were gettin it on in a bar bathroom then attacked somebody who tried to call them out. Hard to top those girls.

Posted by: traye at January 19, 2014 02:46 PM (M8k1f)

118 If Kaperdick joins Brady on the loser short bus, my day will be perfectly splendid.

I've never understand guys who make a determined effort to be a living stereotype and them complain that people stereotype them.

Fuckin' Dacians...

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 02:47 PM (celt+)

119 I thought that the Seahawks were under a "Cease and Desist" order regarding their use of the "12th Man" catchphrase (it goes back to 1933 with Texas AM)?

Ticks me off no end to have them hijack that from us.

Seattle's use of "12th man" is under license from Texas A&M. Seattle pays for it, since they couldn't think of anything on their own.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 19, 2014 02:47 PM (wSrLR)

120
Caroline Kennedy took exception (in a tweet, of course) to the Japanese fishermen tradition of rounding up dolphins to sell them. (Maybe eat them, too, I dunno).

She expressed "concern for the inhumaneness."

Posted by: soothsayer at January 19, 2014 02:47 PM (052zE)

121 Exhibit A: http://www.buccaneers.com/cheerleaders/karen.html

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 02:48 PM (x3YFz)

122 113 Field goal? SF you suck. Posted by: jakeman at January 19, 2014 06:45 PM (vH4YP) Kaperdick didn't win those games, it was Dawson and his field goals. Even 9er fans admit that

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 19, 2014 02:48 PM (RLdcX)

123 since they couldn't think of anything on their own. Seattle is the home of Microsoft, after all.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 02:49 PM (roTS7)

124 When does the Quidditch World Cup start?

#twoweeks

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 19, 2014 02:49 PM (wSrLR)

125 Dodges away from The Barrel...

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 02:49 PM (roTS7)

126 Seattle's use of "12th man" is under license from Texas AM. *insert Aggie joke here*

Posted by: Meremortal at January 19, 2014 02:50 PM (1Y+hH)

127 Is that Martha McAllum's Mom on the bottom right?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 02:50 PM (8ezVr)

128 Hey Pete Carroll. Come on and tell us how this isn't a rivalry again.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 02:50 PM (LI48c)

129 If it's a Seattle-Denver Super Bowl, it'll be another classic AFC West matchup. /Backintheday /Getoffmylawn

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 02:50 PM (roTS7)

130 Least mode.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 19, 2014 02:50 PM (ZshNr)

131
I don't think the "12th Imam" is gonna help the Seahwaks in the SB.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 19, 2014 02:51 PM (vyPsz)

132 128 Seattle's use of "12th man" is under license from Texas AM.

*insert Aggie joke here*

Posted by: Meremortal at January 19, 2014 06:50 PM (1Y+hH)

Thought you were going to say Keef Oboringman was the 12th man... because Genius!

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 02:51 PM (x3YFz)

133 And for those of you hatin' on Erin Andrews' nose, is this one of those snarky "NFL cheerleader imperfection" type comments, or are you for real? I'm just not seeing what the problem is.

Posted by: jakeman at January 19, 2014 02:51 PM (vH4YP)

134 Wait the 12th imam is in Seattle?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 02:52 PM (8ezVr)

135 Seahawks!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo, rooting for the SmokaBowl 2014 at January 19, 2014 02:52 PM (Xfl0F)

136 Oh yeah http://t.co/oplyBVnSCl

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 02:52 PM (DmNpO)

137 'Seattle's use of "12th man" is under license from Texas AM. Seattle pays for it, since they couldn't think of anything on their own' Yep, it just destroys us that we make use of and pay for something available on the free market in support of our team. Tears us apart and makes us silent at games in our grief. Texas A&M should have shut Seattle down when they asked. Don't blame us for using something not being really promoted on the college level.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 02:53 PM (E6k2U)

138 Erin Andrews, I'd bang her. twice

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 02:53 PM (hqVUe)

139 139 'Seattle's use of "12th man" is under license from Texas AM. Seattle pays for it, since they couldn't think of anything on their own'

Yep, it just destroys us that we make use of and pay for something available on the free market in support of our team. Tears us apart and makes us silent at games in our grief.

Texas A&M should have shut Seattle down when they asked. Don't blame us for using something not being really promoted on the college level.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 06:53 PM (E6k2U)

someone needs a hug.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 02:54 PM (x3YFz)

140 I don't like the 49ers QB. He looks mean.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 02:54 PM (RZ8pf)

141 12 man only goes back to the early 80's at A&M,Jackie Sherril started it.

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2014 02:55 PM (zqvg6)

142 Caroline Kennedy took exception (in a tweet, of course) to the Japanese fishermen tradition of rounding up dolphins to sell them. (Maybe eat them, too, I dunno). She expressed "concern for the inhumaneness." **** I admit that I think it's a brutal hunt but I think their waste through shark finning is just gawd awful. Still, she's a diplomat. Hence.... diplomacy is called for.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 02:55 PM (DmNpO)

143 I don't like the 49ers QB. He looks mean. That's sorta the point, isn't it?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 02:55 PM (yz6yg)

144 142 I don't like the 49ers QB. He looks mean. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 06:54 PM (RZ8pf) Apparently he's got a chip on his shoulder that he has no business having.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 02:55 PM (LI48c)

145 >>>Caroline Kennedy took exception (in a tweet, of course) to the Japanese fishermen tradition of rounding up dolphins to sell them. (Maybe eat them, too, I dunno).

She expressed "concern for the inhumaneness." <<<

What if they were only killing the rapey dolphins? To help stop the war-on-women.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 02:56 PM (3bbd3)

146 140 Erin Andrews, I'd bang her. twice

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Well, I would too, but I would feel really awful about the tape on her mouth and the bag over her head.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 02:56 PM (celt+)

147 When I was done with Erin Andrews, her voice would drop an octave and she'd be chain-smoking in bed.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2014 02:56 PM (TKFmG)

148 WHERE'S MY YELLOW LINE!!!!

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 02:56 PM (celt+)

149 Here's a stupid(?) question: why do superbowl numbers have to be in Latin? Cantcha just say SuperBowl 38 or 32 or 51 or whatever? Why's the shit have to be cryptic?

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 02:56 PM (x3YFz)

150 Cousin Bobby!!!

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 02:57 PM (E6k2U)

151 151 Roman numerals class that shit right the fuck up.

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2014 02:57 PM (zqvg6)

152 Well, I would too, but I would feel really awful about the tape on her mouth and the bag over her head. Somewhere, I am sure there's a sofa to bend her over.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 02:57 PM (yz6yg)

153 Wife doesn't like the looks of Colin K. either. I get it, but at least half of those tattoos are Bible verses, and he sounded pretty down to earth in the couple interviews I caught.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 19, 2014 02:57 PM (ZshNr)

154 Well, I would too, but I would feel really awful about the tape on her mouth and the bag over her head.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 06:56 PM (celt+)

Not to mention having to chain her back up and put her at the bottom of the well again.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 02:58 PM (x3YFz)

155 No quarterbacks are supposed to be the cute nice ones on the football team. Well except for jerks like jay cutler

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 02:58 PM (RZ8pf)

156 Burn.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 02:58 PM (IXrOn)

157 Should've called a Time Out.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 19, 2014 02:58 PM (8ezVr)

158 Yep, it just destroys us that we make use of and pay for something available on the free market in support of our team. Tears us apart and makes us silent at games in our grief.

Seattle settled out of court after a ignoring a cease and desist letter.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 19, 2014 02:58 PM (wSrLR)

159

I guess we didn't see it as something that NEEDED to be promoted - it wasn't done for commercial reasons, after all.

Our student body stands throughout the entire football game to signify that they ARE the 12th man. If anyone asks, we've always told them why. We even have a statue up commemorating the original 12th Man, E.King Gill.

It is a TRADITION at A&M; I guess we never saw the need to toot our own horn about it. Lord knows a lot of the other colleges and universities made fun of us through the years for it.

And yet, we still stand - literally - ready to support our team.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at January 19, 2014 02:59 PM (PZ6/M)

160 "Not to mention having to chain her back up and put her at the bottom of the well again."

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Well, if it ain't gonna put the lotion on its skin...

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 02:59 PM (celt+)

161 Kaepernitats has got everybody all wee-wee-ed up.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 19, 2014 02:59 PM (1Y+hH)

162
Are dolphins special? Rare?

Are they really as smart as we are told?

Maybe it's all bullshit?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 19, 2014 03:00 PM (052zE)

163 153 151 Roman numerals class that shit right the fuck up.

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2014 06:57 PM (zqvg6)

...as evidenced by the cerebral stimulation provided at halftime shows by washed up bands from the 70s. Got it.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 03:00 PM (x3YFz)

164 >>>Wife doesn't like the looks of Colin K. either. I get it, but at least half of those tattoos are Bible verses<<<

You know who else prayed a lot and invoked God?

Me.

Posted by: Ray Lewis at January 19, 2014 03:00 PM (3bbd3)

165 78 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 06:39 PM (DmNpO)

I thought he was Eskimo...

it all gets confusing...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 19, 2014 03:00 PM (TE35l)

166 why do superbowl numbers have to be in Latin? Cantcha just say SuperBowl 38 or 32 or 51 or whatever? Why's the shit have to be cryptic? Posted by: tangonine Because, gladiators.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 19, 2014 03:00 PM (1Y+hH)

167 I sure hope they have 15$ an hour burger flippers working the game, for the middle class

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 03:00 PM (hqVUe)

168 Okay, son texted me and reminded me that Russell Wilson played for Wisconsin, which I totally had forgotten, so I am officially on Team Seattle.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 03:01 PM (P6QsQ)

169 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at January 19, 2014 06:39 PM (PZ6/M) Could you even trademark that? I mean it's a pretty common phrase in general (6th man in basketball, 10th man in baseball.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 19, 2014 03:01 PM (GaqMa)

170 Should've called a Time Out. Posted by: Andy Reid at January 19, 2014 06:58 PM (8ezVr) heh. Timing is everything. Never gets old.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 03:01 PM (IXrOn)

171 165 153 151 Roman numerals class that shit right the fuck up. Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2014 06:57 PM (zqvg6) ...as evidenced by the cerebral stimulation provided at halftime shows by washed up bands from the 70s. Got it. Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 07:00 PM (x3YFz) Hey now this year the are using a future washed up artist and a washed up band from the 90s

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 03:01 PM (LI48c)

172 Is it impolite to ask if there is going to be a gun thread today?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at January 19, 2014 03:02 PM (BcCwi)

173 168 why do superbowl numbers have to be in Latin? Cantcha just say SuperBowl 38 or 32 or 51 or whatever? Why's the shit have to be cryptic?
Posted by: tangonine

Because, gladiators.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 19, 2014 07:00 PM (1Y+hH)

...who wear pink for a whole month.

Got it.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 03:02 PM (x3YFz)

174 I have a vague impression that Kaeperdick is a prick. Not sure why.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 03:02 PM (ZPrif)

175 I watch the Puppy Bowl at halftime,despise halftime shows.

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2014 03:02 PM (zqvg6)

176

re: tattoos to glorify Him

the Bible says your body is a temple..

Posted by: soothsayer at January 19, 2014 03:03 PM (+oin+)

177 Wilson was the relative runt of the Andrew Luck, RGIII litter, but his team is outshining both of theirs.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 19, 2014 03:03 PM (ZshNr)

178 There's *something* about Kaepernick. Not handsome, but very sexy nonetheless. The Bible Tats say: 'I'm scary. Maybe I even did some time in prison. 'But, I am also sensitive due to the many anal poundings I received therein.'.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 03:03 PM (8ezVr)

179 Ok I hate CBS commentary but their score and downs etc is easier to see than the FOX ones. I watch the games on mute but it is difficult to follow the Seattle game.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 03:04 PM (RZ8pf)

180

"12 man only goes back to the early 80's at A&M,Jackie Sherril started it.Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2014 06:55 PM (zqvg6)"

Don't make me come over there, steevy....

I was at A&M before Coach Sherrill was - he appreciated the tradition of the 12th Man, which is why he "started" the 12th Man kick-off team.

The tradition is 80 years strong. If you don't believe me, find some old-timer with an Aggie ring and ask him (practically no female Aggies pre-1970; it was an all-male college)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at January 19, 2014 03:04 PM (PZ6/M)

181 "but at least half of those tattoos are Bible verses"

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Oh, well. Never mind, then. I mean, Bible verses.

Those thugs he likes to flash signs with on Instagram are probably clergymen.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 03:04 PM (celt+)

182 "12th man" is under license from Texas A and M.

Makes you wonder what they'd charge for Bonfire, doesn't it?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 19, 2014 03:04 PM (xq1UY)

183 PGiS - all the checkers at our QFC are in Seahawks outfits. Snohomish County has gone insane.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 19, 2014 03:05 PM (x4x3r)

184 Some of those bitches are doable. Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 19, 2014 03:06 PM (4hZFd)

185 Unless someone's genitals are being exposed/manipulated, halftime at the Superbowl won't be worth two shits.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2014 03:06 PM (TKFmG)

186 Never mind what? Pointing out that Mister Scary QB doesn't strike me as any more threatening than anyone else in the league? He steal your bike or something?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 19, 2014 03:06 PM (ZshNr)

187 Seahawks just got away with one.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 03:06 PM (LI48c)

188 >>>quarterbacks are supposed to be the cute nice ones on the football team. Well except for jerks like jay cutler<<<

Yeah. We're always cute, cuddly, wouldn't hurt a fly, and are great role models and symbols for our teams.

Posted by: Mike "Puppydog" Vick and Ben "Cuddles" Rapistburger at January 19, 2014 03:06 PM (3bbd3)

189 Thought fer sure that guy was knocked out

Posted by: traye at January 19, 2014 03:07 PM (M8k1f)

190 They call that a penalty? How gay.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 03:07 PM (8ezVr)

191 185 PGiS - all the checkers at our QFC are in Seahawks outfits. Snohomish County has gone insane.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 19, 2014 07:05 PM (x4x3r)

I'd never seen anyone wear a Seahawk jersey/ballcap in my life. This week? Everywhere.

lame.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 03:07 PM (x3YFz)

192 Bad call

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 03:08 PM (yz6yg)

193 ugly talking about Gladiators this is going to be uuuggglllyyy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 03:08 PM (IXrOn)

194 I'm for the Niners but in those two pics the Seahawks cheerleaders win the Battle of the Boobehs

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 03:08 PM (aTXUx)

195 Russell Wilson was a North Carolina football player, and then in his Junior year, his new head coach pretty much chased him out. He transferred to Wisconsin, had a great senior year, was the "runt of the draft" (heh-heh, he's only 5'11"), and has had two pretty good years at Seattle. I could root for Wilson, but I really loathe Pete Carroll.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 19, 2014 03:08 PM (+1T7c)

196 What a BS call...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2014 03:09 PM (H1od7)

197 Holding. Every play. Ever.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 03:09 PM (8ezVr)

198 I could root for Wilson, but I really loathe Pete Carroll. That. ButÂ… I really loathe Richard Sherman.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 03:09 PM (yz6yg)

199 Kaepernick is the football version of Obama. Raised by whites and desperate for the frisson of being an oppressed minority. Kaepernick expresses it through thug tats and baseless racial grievances, Obama expresses it through marrying Moochelle and her baseless racial grievances.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 03:10 PM (celt+)

200 Plus Wilson squeezed a few years of minor league baseball in, right?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 19, 2014 03:10 PM (ZshNr)

201 I'd never seen anyone wear a Seahawk jersey/ballcap in my life. This week? Everywhere. lame.
Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 07:07 PM (x3YFz)

Really? At my QFC at least half the checkers wear Seahawks gear every game day.

Posted by: not the mama at January 19, 2014 03:10 PM (5dxeo)

202 Computer help here.

Acer netbook will not power up.

Plugged it into a different outlet, no charge light.
Unplugged it. Pulled battery out. Held Power button down for 30 seconds. RE-assembled and plugged in. Still will not power up.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 03:10 PM (NXqPC)

203 Sack #2

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 19, 2014 03:10 PM (wSrLR)

204 Yeah I know quarterbacks aren't really all nice guys.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 03:11 PM (RZ8pf)

205 This is the d-fence battle we were all expecting I think

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 03:11 PM (hqVUe)

206 And down goes Wilson! Down Goes Wilson!

Posted by: Howard Cosell at January 19, 2014 03:11 PM (aTXUx)

207 ..who wear pink for a whole month. Got it. Posted by: tangonine OK, how about this one? For the same reason your outfit wasn't named the Pussy Willows. And by the way. I haven't watched Seattle this year. I can barely look at the screen, those uniform colors make me slightly nauseous.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 19, 2014 03:12 PM (1Y+hH)

208 still can't get past those seahawk's uniforms marvel comics meets toy story

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 03:12 PM (IXrOn)

209 202 Plus Wilson squeezed a few years of minor league baseball in, right? Posted by: Lincolntf at January 19, 2014 07:10 PM (ZshNr You might be thinking of ohio states back up a few years ago bauserman. He played minor league ball. Can you play in the minors and still get drafted by the mlb? Because Wilson was just drafted this year.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 03:12 PM (LI48c)

210 Computer help here.

Thermite. It won't fix the problem, but it will be a pretty show for a few minutes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 19, 2014 03:12 PM (wSrLR)

211 Doesn't Kaeperdick totally deny the fact that he's obviously at least 75% euro genetically?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 03:12 PM (ZPrif)

212 The 49ers seem like they are out for blood. By the time they get to the 4th quarter the field is going to have to be littered with referees to keep everyone in line.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 03:13 PM (RZ8pf)

213 I hate hipsters in commercials

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 03:13 PM (aTXUx)

214 *jinx

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 03:13 PM (IXrOn)

215 201 Kaepernick is the football version of Obama. Raised by whites and desperate for the frisson of being an oppressed minority. Kaepernick expresses it through thug tats and baseless racial grievances, Obama expresses it through marrying Moochelle and her baseless racial grievances.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 07:10 PM (celt+)

This is the football thread. I'll drop the dime on the MOVE thing from Mooch in the below thread. You might find it interesting.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 03:13 PM (x3YFz)

216 I think Wilson was drafted by the Rockies. I dont know if he ever played.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 03:13 PM (P6QsQ)

217 Not sure about how much minor league Wilson saw, mostly college at NC State. But the Texas Rangers drafted him a month and a half ago under the 'rule 5' something or other.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 03:13 PM (E6k2U)

218 213 Doesn't Kaeperdick totally deny the fact that he's obviously at least 75% euro genetically? Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 07:12 PM (ZPrif) Kaperdick is only black when it suits him

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 19, 2014 03:14 PM (RLdcX)

219 Thermite. It won't fix the problem, but it will be a pretty show for a few minutes. Just do it outside. Someplace you don't care about.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 03:14 PM (yz6yg)

220 "Plugged it into a different outlet, no charge light.
Unplugged it. Pulled battery out. Held Power button down for 30 seconds. RE-assembled and plugged in. Still will not power up."

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This is not smartassery, because it happened to me. Does the cord have the boxy thing with the light on it, somewhere between the computer and the plug? Check that the plug from the 'puter is fully seated into the boxy thing. In other words, just make sure all of the power connections are tight from computer to socket.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 03:14 PM (celt+)

221 204 Computer help here. Acer netbook will not power up. Plugged it into a different outlet, no charge light. Unplugged it. Pulled battery out. Held Power button down for 30 seconds. RE-assembled and plugged in. Still will not power up. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 07:10 PM (NXqPC) Can you power it up with the battery not plugged in and just the cord?

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 03:14 PM (LI48c)

222 You're killing me Garrett

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 03:15 PM (DmNpO)

223 >> I think Wilson was drafted by the Rockies. I dont know if he ever played. He did. Kapernick was also drafted but I don't know if he played.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2014 03:16 PM (g1DWB)

224 Russell Wilson on Twitter seems like a good guy.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 03:17 PM (P6QsQ)

225 I'm about to cheat and make oatmeal chocolate chip cookies from a mix. Warm cookies and cold milk. Yum

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 03:17 PM (DmNpO)

226 This is the football thread. I'll drop the dime on the MOVE thing from Mooch in the below thread. You might find it interesting.
Posted by: tangonine

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Admirable thread discipline!

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 03:17 PM (celt+)

227 I kind of want a Battle of the Former Colts QBs.

I'm wearing a Colts sweatshirt I got for Christmas in 1999. I have to stop taking such good care of my clothes so I can buy some new ones.

Posted by: HR at January 19, 2014 03:17 PM (hO8IJ)

228 Taro, already checked that connection. Alas has no light on it unlike its big brother Acer laptop. Reseated that connection several times.

Buzz, tried without battery installed. No go.

Blanco Basura, I have an emu in the box for you for that comment. Because this happened before I could back up last changes to several stories.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 03:18 PM (NXqPC)

229 >>>Kaperdick is only black when it suits him<<<

Poser.

Posted by: Fauxcahontas Warren at January 19, 2014 03:18 PM (3bbd3)

230
Yeah those AC cords shit the bed a lot. Your battery might be dead because the last time you used it when it was plugged in, it just drained the battery.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 19, 2014 03:18 PM (KwX0v)

231 221 Thermite. It won't fix the problem, but it will be a pretty show for a few minutes.

Just do it outside.

Someplace you don't care about.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2014 07:14 PM (yz6yg)

Best grenade.

Ever.

Well, a 9-banger comes close but still....

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 03:18 PM (x3YFz)

232 Accidentally posted in last thread. Yeah he played in about 90 games as far as I can tell.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 19, 2014 03:18 PM (ZshNr)

233 Any day Patriots lose is a glorious day.

Posted by: Pool Boy at January 19, 2014 03:18 PM (qQk+U)

234 My broncos win SUCK IT BRADY

Posted by: Cheri at January 19, 2014 03:19 PM (VDGzf)

235 The lovely Seahawk unis were Nike's first foray into pro football gear after festooning Oregon out with enough uniform changes for a lifetime (most of which any decent cheerleader would prevent from seeing the light of day). I'd be okay with them except for the lime green. Men definitely designed these things.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 03:19 PM (E6k2U)

236 Best grenade. Ever. Well, a 9-banger comes close but stillÂ…. Most fun I ever had in the Army was getting to use a thermite grenade for a demo. Not too many chances to use them outside of combat.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 03:19 PM (yz6yg)

237 Blanco Basura, I have an emu in the box for you for that comment. Because this happened before I could back up last changes to several stories.

It's just nice to know you care.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 19, 2014 03:19 PM (wSrLR)

238 Could be the cord or something like the motherboard in the laptop has shit the bed Anna.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 03:19 PM (LI48c)

239 Anna puma , you should post your question at a forum like "Bleeping Computer" they are more likely to know what gives with your computer.

Posted by: dont no computer at January 19, 2014 03:20 PM (3MNCs)

240 This game isn't getting chippy like they said it would. But is still only the 1st quarter

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 03:20 PM (hqVUe)

241 Well, they aren't playing bean bag out there.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 19, 2014 03:21 PM (+1T7c)

242 Most fun I ever had in the Army was getting to use a thermite grenade for a demo.

Not too many chances to use them outside of combat.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2014 07:19 PM (yz6yg)

A lot to be said for a little tiny can of burn through and engine block.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 03:21 PM (x3YFz)

243 AP, you could always just break out CX-4 for some target practice.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 03:21 PM (yz6yg)

244 227, Niedermeyer's Dead Horse - Sounds good. Mrs. Skookumchuk made a tarte tatin. First time. She just flipped it upside down on the plate. Looks great.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 19, 2014 03:21 PM (x4x3r)

245 Friggin' Kaepernick. Running QB.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 03:21 PM (IXrOn)

246 half

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 03:22 PM (hqVUe)

247 242 This game isn't getting chippy like they said it would. But is still only the 1st quarter Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 07:20 PM (hqVUe) It's the second quarter.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 03:22 PM (LI48c)

248 A lot to be said for a little tiny can of burn through and engine block. Went through the breechblock like a knife through butter.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 03:22 PM (yz6yg)

249 I wear old seahawks shirts because I hate the new lime green. And the stripes on the pants are just odd. Which is saying a lot considering I grew up having to wear orange which is not my color at all

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 03:22 PM (RZ8pf)

250 That was one nice run by Kaepernick

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 03:22 PM (aTXUx)

251 That tatted up Middle-Eastern fella can run a far piece (as we say here in Flyoverland).

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 03:22 PM (roTS7)

252 Kaepernick is fast. And Green Bay fans were complaining about the way they played him last week.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 19, 2014 03:23 PM (+1T7c)

253 I wear old seahawks shirts because I hate the new lime green. And the stripes on the pants are just odd. Which is saying a lot considering I grew up having to wear orange which is not my color at all Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 07:22 PM (RZ8pf) It's like late night cycling reflector gear...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 03:23 PM (IXrOn)

254 I'm making cookies at halftime. Chocolate chip. Made oatmeal raisin last night.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 03:23 PM (8ezVr)

255 SF TD!

Posted by: navybrat at January 19, 2014 03:24 PM (AW7Gr)

256 Elbow down, short.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 03:24 PM (3bbd3)

257 Moron meet-up at garrett's house. On 2.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 19, 2014 03:24 PM (+1T7c)

258 > Which is saying a lot considering I grew up having to wear orange which is not my color at all

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)<

Prison jumpsuit? kidding....kidding....

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 19, 2014 03:25 PM (PlTXA)

259 It's Kaepernick's game

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 03:25 PM (4hJ83)

260 No TD?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 19, 2014 03:25 PM (x4x3r)

261 If they don't stop Kaepernick from running (i.e. destroy him physically each time), they are going to be sorry.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 03:25 PM (IXrOn)

262 I do not believe the plane was crossed, but that's delaying the probable inevitable.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 03:25 PM (E6k2U)

263 Fuck me. Seattle is apparently taking a page from the Patriots and has decided not to play football this afternoon.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 03:25 PM (RZ8pf)

264 Butterscotch Cupcake from Trader Joe's. Yup.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 19, 2014 03:25 PM (ZshNr)

265 This is starting to look a lot like the last game

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 03:25 PM (hqVUe)

266 Do I have to make Nanaimo Bars at halftime to keep up with the bakers around here?

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 03:26 PM (Lirg1)

267 I'm making cookies at halftime. Chocolate chip. Made oatmeal raisin last night. Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 07:23 PM (8ezVr) Can we make requests for tomorrow?!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 03:26 PM (IXrOn)

268 SFTD? Is that like noro-virus?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 03:26 PM (NXqPC)

269
Went through the breechblock like a knife through butter.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2014 07:22 PM (yz6yg)

Buddy of mine carried 2 frags, 1 smoke and 1 thermite "just in case" LOL. He never came back with the thermite, always found a reason to use it.

18Bs. //shakes head

freakin' cowboys.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 03:26 PM (x3YFz)

270 >>>Moron meet-up at garrett's house.

On 2.<<<

Is it in OMAHA!?

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 03:26 PM (3bbd3)

271 258 Elbow down, short. But did the boobehs cross the line first?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 03:27 PM (aTXUx)

272 negative

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 03:27 PM (IXrOn)

273 Definitely not a TD.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 19, 2014 03:27 PM (zDsvJ)

274 Oh,save me, a Clooney movie about rescuing art items from Nazis. Multiple mentions of how conservative thought is so totes Nazi-ish in 3........2...........

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 03:27 PM (E6k2U)

275 Can we make requests for tomorrow?! I'm making cupcakes, tomorrow.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 03:27 PM (8ezVr)

276 Acer netbook will not power up.Â Plugged it into a different outlet, no charge light. Unplugged it. Pulled battery out. Held Power button down for 30 seconds. RE-assembled and plugged in. Still will not power up. Sounds like a bad capacitor on the power cord.

Posted by: Havedash at January 19, 2014 03:27 PM (G1XMn)

277 "Upon further review, the ball did not cross the goal line. The ball carrier will be executed."

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 03:28 PM (roTS7)

278 And......the refs over rule the call

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 19, 2014 03:28 PM (+1T7c)

279 Damned elbow!!!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 03:28 PM (aTXUx)

280 I may throw an angel food cake mix and some french vanilla pudding together. Add milk and bake it. It ends up like a cake bar. It's great when served right out of the oven and topped with cool whip.

Posted by: no good deed at January 19, 2014 03:28 PM (vBhbc)

281 meh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 03:28 PM (IXrOn)

282 Smoke a bowl on that

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 03:29 PM (hqVUe)

283 Stuffed it in anyway, Dixon goes airborne! SF TD!

Posted by: navybrat at January 19, 2014 03:29 PM (AW7Gr)

284
a flux capacitor, Doc??

where we gonna one of those?!?

Posted by: soothsayer mcfly at January 19, 2014 03:29 PM (vzLhi)

285 Now, that plane was crossed!! Seahawks!!! Wake the eff up!!!!

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 03:29 PM (E6k2U)

286 Not often you see the graphics on the screen roll like a slot machine. 3-9-3-9

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 03:29 PM (IXrOn)

287 The team that wins is going to be the team that came to play.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2014 03:29 PM (TKFmG)

288 Twitter reports Preezy wouldn't let his son Traytable play "pro football."
http://t.co/zVyjXjtZVJ

Extrapolating from how he plays sports, I don't think his kid would ever get off the bench in Pop Warner.

Posted by: HR at January 19, 2014 03:30 PM (hO8IJ)

289 The monuments men movie annoys me because the true story of those guys saving the art is pretty cool but unfortunately we have to have a movie about it featuring Hollywood douchebags.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 03:30 PM (RZ8pf)

290 Upon further review, the ball did not cross the goal line. The ball carrier will be executed." Posted by: filbert They used to guillotine guys for high-sticking in the NHL. True story.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 19, 2014 03:30 PM (+1T7c)

291 Do I have to make Nanaimo Bars at halftime to keep up with the bakers around here? Ummmm. I'll take Peanut Butter

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 03:31 PM (yz6yg)

292 Acer netbook will not power up. Plugged it into a different outlet, no charge light. Unplugged it. Pulled battery out. Held Power button down for 30 seconds. RE-assembled and plugged in. Still will not power up. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 07:10 PM (NXqPC) This happened to me, and the following worked for me. You can very likely start from step #2. http://tinyurl.com/nwf8eqm

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 03:31 PM (Lirg1)

293 My son just ordered me to make crescent dogs so we would have some football worthy food.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 03:31 PM (RZ8pf)

294 Extrapolating from how he plays sports, I don't think his kid would ever get off the bench in Pop Warner.

Posted by: HR at January 19, 2014 07:30 PM (hO8IJ)

I say we all chip in $0.05 and send Obama the cheapest Participation Trophy we can find for under $10.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 03:31 PM (x3YFz)

295 Extrapolating from how he plays sports, I don't think his kid would ever get off the bench in Pop Warner. Michelle, on the other hand, has the look of a fair to middlin' linebacker.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 03:32 PM (roTS7)

296 Not that I care that much about modern Hollywood stuff, but is the rescuing art from Nazis movie based on the Rape of Europa book?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 19, 2014 03:32 PM (x4x3r)

297 Buddy of mine carried 2 frags, 1 smoke and 1 thermite "just in case" LOL. He never came back with the thermite, always found a reason to use it. I would have hated to be the Det Ammo Officer with that guy...

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 03:32 PM (yz6yg)

298 "Oh,save me, a Clooney movie about rescuing art items from Nazis."

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I'm convinced that Hollywood was, and is, all-in for WWII because it's the one war where we were on the same side as the Commies.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 03:33 PM (celt+)

299
Is Almost Human on tonight? I think that show is a keeper.

And just when you thought Revolution couldn't get more absurd, they introduce Monroe's son.

Viewers HATE the "Charlie" character, and she's a big reason the show is about to be canceled. So what do the producers do? They bring in a newcharacter that is even less likable than Charlie! Monroe's son is a teenage douchebag.

Posted by: soothsayer mcfly at January 19, 2014 03:33 PM (DlaLh)

300

Mange just sailed right over! Take that!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2014 03:33 PM (r4GuR)

301 Obama's son would be better at Knockout King anyway.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 03:33 PM (4hJ83)

302 **drops racket**

**runs away scared**

Posted by: Serena Williams (facing M'chelle on a tennis court) at January 19, 2014 03:34 PM (3bbd3)

303 >>Michelle, on the other hand, has the look of a fair to middlin' linebacker. Tight End is out.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2014 03:34 PM (g1DWB)

304 The monuments men movie annoys me because the true story of those guys saving the art is pretty cool but unfortunately we have to have a movie about it featuring Hollywood douchebags. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle It's just a chance for Clooney to mince around in a WWII Army uniform and pretend he is a real man. There was a very good movie made years ago called "The Train" starring Burt Lancaster as a French railroad guy that the Underground recruited to try and save a train full of artwork the Germans were trying to get out of Paris just before the Liberation. The protagonist was Paul Scofield as a German officer. Really gritty and realistic. Clooney, not so much.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 19, 2014 03:34 PM (+1T7c)

305 The monuments men movie annoys me because the true story of those guys saving the art is pretty cool but unfortunately we have to have a movie about it featuring Hollywood douchebags. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 07:30 PM (RZ8pf) "Matt Damon!" And, they'll all be experts....

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 03:34 PM (IXrOn)

306 Taro: ding ding ding ding

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 03:34 PM (4hJ83)

307 I would have hated to be the Det Ammo Officer with that guy...

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2014 07:32 PM (yz6yg)

heh. He writes military fiction. He's former 5th Group. I edited this one for him: http://tinyurl.com/lprwvem

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 03:35 PM (x3YFz)

308 Michelle, on the other hand, has the look of a fair to middlin' linebacker.

Do Klingons play team sports?

Posted by: HR at January 19, 2014 03:35 PM (hO8IJ)

309 Did seahawks draw first blood? I missed it.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 03:35 PM (RZ8pf)

310 Seahawks have not drawn first spit.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 03:36 PM (E6k2U)

311 Do Klingons play team sports? Well, at the beginning of the game, there's teams, anyway.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 03:37 PM (roTS7)

312 But wasn't a 49ers guy hauled off the field in the cart?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 03:37 PM (RZ8pf)

313 He walked off with assistance.

Posted by: navybrat at January 19, 2014 03:38 PM (AW7Gr)

314 Didn't Clooney already preen around in uniform while "rescuing" looted treasures in a war film.

Oh yeah...

Posted by: Three Kings at January 19, 2014 03:38 PM (3bbd3)

315 Tight End is out. Tight End is out? TIGHT END IS OUT???

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 03:38 PM (roTS7)

316 YES!!!! Russell! Nice job!

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 03:38 PM (celt+)

317 I like Wilson but detest Pete Carroll. Can't wait for baseball.

Posted by: free tibet, etc. at January 19, 2014 03:38 PM (jAc/f)

318 295>> My son has an appetitite like T Rex. I can't wait to get him home where we have a pantry and a fridge.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2014 03:39 PM (nhIFl)

319 Oh, you meant serious injury. The 49ers had a guy who had to be helped off the field -no cart

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 03:39 PM (E6k2U)

320 AVE MARIA

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 03:39 PM (4hJ83)

321 1 And once again belicheck can't get a ring without cheating. Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 06:23 PM (LI48c) Internet genius.

Posted by: Caliban at January 19, 2014 03:39 PM (DrC22)

322 So umm not to be politically incorrect but the 49ers quarterback, he isn't of middle eastern origin?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 03:39 PM (RZ8pf)

323 Did Kaperdick get his TD? I am not watching, but once he get "his" TD he leaves the rest of the scoring to Dawson

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 19, 2014 03:39 PM (RLdcX)

324 319 I like Wilson but detest Pete Carroll.

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Same here. I'm hanging all of my rooting interest on Wilson.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 03:40 PM (celt+)

325 And, Pgis, I have always maintained that if you have to be seriously injured in some pro football stadium, do it in the stadium right across the freeway from Harborview.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 03:41 PM (E6k2U)

326 324 So umm not to be politically incorrect but the 49ers quarterback, he isn't of middle eastern origin? Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle

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Haven't you been informed? You don't like him because he is black. Ask him.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 03:41 PM (celt+)

327 324 So umm not to be politically incorrect but the 49ers quarterback, he isn't of middle eastern origin? Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 07:39 PM (RZ8pf) Nah, he considers himself black when he gets his ass kicked (racism or something)

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 19, 2014 03:42 PM (RLdcX)

328 SF pressing Wilson so hard. They need to figure this out.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 03:42 PM (IXrOn)

329 PGIS, he's not middle eastern, but I wouldn't trust him around any goats.

Posted by: Havedash at January 19, 2014 03:42 PM (G1XMn)

330
Here's how it went down:

Hey, George, wanna do an Ocean's Sixteen?

George Clooney: Nah.

Okay, then how about an Ocean's type of heist...during WWII? It'll be like an Ocean movie, but instead of slick suits, you and all your asshole buddies can wear army uniforms!

Posted by: soothsayer mcfly at January 19, 2014 03:42 PM (NLH1M)

331 Rangers 1 Capitals 0

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2014 03:42 PM (g1DWB)

332 D-FENCE will win this game, what a good game though huh?

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 03:45 PM (hqVUe)

333 317 Tight End is out.

Tight End is out? TIGHT END IS OUT???

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 07:38 PM (roTS7)

6 hour gaynado video hardest hit.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 03:45 PM (x3YFz)

334 No, Kaeperdick is black and if you notice he doesn't actually look very black then he'll tell you that's just cause you are a racist trying to oppress him by denying his blackness. Kaeperdick is a proud black man with pale skin, no lips, and a Roman nose! If that doesn't look black African to you than Kaeperdick will show you his tattoos about his oppression as a black man.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 03:45 PM (ZPrif)

335 317 Filbert, The medical term is "prolapse."

Posted by: sven10077 at January 19, 2014 03:45 PM (TE35l)

336 Is Wilson middle eastern?

Posted by: Pool Boy at January 19, 2014 03:47 PM (qQk+U)

337 Kaepernick looks like a Carthagian to me.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 03:47 PM (ZPrif)

338 "and a roman nose" And now he knows how Joan of Arc felt

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 03:47 PM (4hJ83)

339 Maybe Kaepernick is one of the rare, feared Black Scandis. That would explain why he's going to such lengths to hide his true heritage.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 03:49 PM (roTS7)

340 338 Is Wilson middle eastern? Sort of, Cincinnati Ohio. Kinda middle and east.

Posted by: traye at January 19, 2014 03:50 PM (M8k1f)

341 I called the donks/pats game spot on: donks +10

This one... it's wiggly. Need the magic 8 ball.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 03:51 PM (x3YFz)

342 If I have to listen to one more of these fucking faux poetic idiot iPad ads I'm going to scream.

Posted by: Caliban at January 19, 2014 03:51 PM (DrC22)

343 Maybe Kaepernick is one of the rare, feared Black Scandis. ------------------- At he's least not one of the uber-frightening, ginger, black Irish.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 19, 2014 03:52 PM (aDwsi)

344 New iPad Air ads: insipid, or just mind-bogglingly boring? I think they were trying for "inspiring." Not so much.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 03:52 PM (roTS7)

345 342 - nicely done.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 03:52 PM (celt+)

346 'Dead Poets Society' commercial already getting old.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 03:52 PM (E6k2U)

347 >>>If I have to listen to one more of these fucking faux poetic idiot iPad ads I'm going to scream.<<<

I'm coming to help.

Posted by: ad for Nissan Rogue jumping a train, with awful music at January 19, 2014 03:53 PM (3bbd3)

348 And here I thought the reason Kaepernick was abused was because of his scraggly chin pubes. Even Aaron Rodgers thought he looked gay.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2014 03:53 PM (TKFmG)

349 I imagine when Brady gets home tonight that Giselle will make him walk the Chihuahua and take out the trash. Somehow I doubt the whole married to a supermodel thing is all it's cracked up to be.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 03:53 PM (g4TxM)

350 You're all wrong. Kaepernick is a filthy Peruvianian.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 03:53 PM (celt+)

351 Kaeperdick is black and if you notice he doesn't actually look very black then he'll tell you that's just cause you are a racist

I saw this episode of Law and Order yesterday (I like looking at Benjamin Bratt, sue me) where a rich white woman killed her rich ex-husband's new wife because she didn't want anyone to know the husband was a black man who was "passing"...and the trial focused on all the pathologies of the black community--drug use, criminal activity, etc--and not a single person in the episode said, "Lady...your kid is whiter than Hitler, he's never going to be followed around by mall security--and now he gets to check the "African-American" box on all his college and job apps and get preferential treatment, what the fuck are you worried about?"

Posted by: HR at January 19, 2014 03:55 PM (hO8IJ)

352 You do not need to tune into a TV awards show to figure out the NFL MVP this year.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 03:55 PM (E6k2U)

353 Y'all did see that story about Pete Carroll being a 9/11 truther, didn't you?

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2014 03:55 PM (8FyP4)

354 If I have to listen to one more of these fucking faux poetic idiot iPad ads I'm going to scream. Posted by: Caliban at January 19, 2014 07:51 PM (DrC22) ***** I think the world could use another several thousand bad poets, but that's just me.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 03:55 PM (g4TxM)

355 I'm coming to help. Posted by: ad for Nissan Rogue jumping a train, with awful music at January 19, 2014 07:53 PM (3bbd3) OMG that one's almost as bad, with its "heroine." Who calls a car a "Rogue"? Marketing gone mad. It's just a fucking hunk of metal on wheels.

Posted by: Caliban at January 19, 2014 03:55 PM (DrC22)

356 What was that commercial with some dude leading a llama into a hotel room? Because that was some creepy shit.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 03:56 PM (4hJ83)

357 I imagine when Brady gets home tonight that Giselle will make him walk the Chihuahua and take out the trash.

He carries her dog in a Vera Bradley quilted floral purse. Talk about low-T.

Posted by: HR at January 19, 2014 03:56 PM (hO8IJ)

358 No way Wilson is from ME. Football....aka "pigskin".

Posted by: Icedog at January 19, 2014 03:56 PM (uZ6Ul)

359 He carries her dog in a Vera Bradley quilted floral purse. Talk about low-T. Posted by: HR at January 19, 2014 07:56 PM (hO8IJ) At least he cut his hair after growing it out unreasonably long.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 03:57 PM (Lirg1)

360 What was that commercial with some dude leading a llama into a hotel room? *** Was that some kind of hooker allusion? Like a Dolly Llama?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 03:58 PM (g4TxM)

361 I hope those little ladies don't hurt themselves on those ski jumps.

Posted by: alpha male at January 19, 2014 03:58 PM (3MNCs)

362 I can't wait until LA gets a team so I can stop rooting for other CA teams damnit

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 03:58 PM (hqVUe)

363 Dumb question: How much taxpayer money goes to Olympic athletes and training each year? If you add up all federal, state, etc -- any tax money -- that goes to athletes, coaches, equipment, buildings, fields, training equipment, etc -- how much would it be? Ballpark.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 03:58 PM (ZPrif)

364 I think the world could use another several thousand bad poets, but that's just me. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 07:55 PM (g4TxM) True, but this is advertising generated by a giant corporation. Not necessarily in the spirit you think.

Posted by: Caliban at January 19, 2014 03:59 PM (DrC22)

365 The agony of defeat

Posted by: traye at January 19, 2014 03:59 PM (M8k1f)

366 Was that some kind of hooker allusion? Like a Dolly Llama? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon ++++++++++++++++++++++++ I bet the Dolly Llama has some great tits.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2014 03:59 PM (8FyP4)

367 Tangonine, I read your link on the pol thread. I remember that bunch, they were bad news. Doesn't surprise me that she's a member, right up her alley. Hasn't she been observed eating meat a lot though? She supposed to be a vegan if she's a member.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 19, 2014 03:59 PM (1Y+hH)

368 Man, Baldwin is getting his reps today!

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 04:00 PM (E6k2U)

369 Kaepernicks biological father was North African. Think black Arab. He was adopted by the Kaepernicks who are from Wisconsin and was raised catholic. And in Wisconsin, he sure as shit looks black, and was probably told so while growing up

Posted by: Thunderb at January 19, 2014 04:00 PM (zOTsN)

370 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 07:58 PM (ZPrif) *** I always thought it was predominantly corporate sponsorship and voluntary donations rather than taxpayer funding, but as usual I could be horribly mistaken.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 04:00 PM (g4TxM)

371 Dumb question: How much taxpayer money goes to Olympic athletes and training each year? If you add up all federal, state, etc -- any tax money -- that goes to athletes, coaches, equipment, buildings, fields, training equipment, etc -- how much would it be? Ballpark. *** Somewhere south of what POTUS spends on vacations each year.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 04:00 PM (DmNpO)

372 So take away that 60 yd. run and this game is basically a snoozefest.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 19, 2014 04:01 PM (IV4od)

373 Would watching another LA team go 3-13 every year really cheer you up?

Posted by: Icedog at January 19, 2014 04:01 PM (uZ6Ul)

374 Those commercials with Joe Biden in a wig and waving a ping-pong paddle are pretty unnerving.

Posted by: rtw at January 19, 2014 04:02 PM (6zfQZ)

375 "And in Wisconsin, he sure as shit looks black,"

What?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 19, 2014 04:02 PM (IV4od)

376 True, but this is advertising generated by a giant corporation. Not necessarily in the spirit you think. Posted by: Caliban at January 19, 2014 07:59 PM (DrC22) ***** You should get your sarc-o-meter recalibrated. I detest that commercial. They are selling a damn tablet, not a vision of the innermost souls of man.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 04:02 PM (g4TxM)

377 Heh.
http://t.co/7CFOXCos3F

Posted by: HR at January 19, 2014 04:02 PM (hO8IJ)

378 Russell is not having fun yet.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 04:02 PM (E6k2U)

379 He doesn't look black African, regardless of where he grew up. He doesn't look black African cause he obviously is not black African genetically.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 04:02 PM (ZPrif)

380 What?

Someone's never been to Wisconsin.

Posted by: HR at January 19, 2014 04:03 PM (hO8IJ)

381 This is like watching an NFC championship game in the early '90s.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2014 04:03 PM (8FyP4)

382 Wilson probably has the same rushing yardage as Kapernickelfucker -- but most of it is scrambling behind the line of scrimmage.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 04:03 PM (3bbd3)

383 Go for it.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 19, 2014 04:03 PM (IV4od)

384 Posted by: Icedog at January 19, 2014 08:01 PM

http://tinyurl.com/n9f5hhm

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 19, 2014 04:03 PM (0It32)

385 Thanks Thunderb that makes sense for his look. So kind of Egyptian with some of that long ago Roman emperor stuff going on.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 04:03 PM (RZ8pf)

386 Sub-saharan African and North Africa are very distinct genetically. Obviously with a fair bit of mixing, but still quite distinct.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 04:04 PM (ZPrif)

387
Seahawks are certainly on fire today.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2014 04:04 PM (SAMxH)

388 FBJ there are black Africans with "roman noses" and thin lips like Somalis, some Morrocans, some Egptians

Posted by: Thunderb at January 19, 2014 04:04 PM (zOTsN)

389 Just can't see either of these teams beating the Denver Peyton Mannings.

Posted by: Icedog at January 19, 2014 04:04 PM (uZ6Ul)

390 "And in Wisconsin, he sure as shit looks black,"

What?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 19, 2014 08:02 PM (IV4od)

YOU SEE, WISCONSIN IS VERY VERY WHITE

Posted by: Ben Rothlisburger at January 19, 2014 04:04 PM (5i94q)

391 Ya, we would have a team, and we get to steal a few players if I remember the expansion rules right. LA without football is just not right.

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 04:04 PM (hqVUe)

392 You should get your sarc-o-meter recalibrated. I detest that commercial. They are selling a damn tablet, not a vision of the innermost souls of man. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 08:02 PM (g4TxM) OOOPS! Sorry. Must be the bourbon.

Posted by: Caliban at January 19, 2014 04:04 PM (DrC22)

393 It's really amazing the cheerleaders all uniformly have amazingly cute tummies and bellybuttons...

Posted by: anon at January 19, 2014 04:04 PM (uu/tf)

394 I really don't think we're supposed be talking about this.

Posted by: George Costanza at January 19, 2014 04:05 PM (eRN1V)

395 That's like saying a Pakistani in Wisconsin would look black African cause they had darker skin than the locals. No, they'd look South Asian. Cause they are South Asian.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 04:05 PM (ZPrif)

396 My uncle and cousins live in Wisconsin. So, wrong

Posted by: Thunderb at January 19, 2014 04:05 PM (zOTsN)

397 Thar he blows - Harbaugh becoming verklempt.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 04:05 PM (E6k2U)

398 This game needs more Harbaugh Super-Slo-Mo Screaming,

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 04:05 PM (8ezVr)

399 The 49ers would be awesome if Harbaugh would just show a little intensity.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2014 04:05 PM (8FyP4)

400 OOOPS! Sorry. Must be the bourbon. Posted by: Caliban at January 19, 2014 08:04 PM (DrC22) *** No problem-oh! What are you drinking?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 04:06 PM (g4TxM)

401 That's like saying a Pakistani in Wisconsin would look black African cause they had darker skin than the locals.

Depends on the ZIP code. Neighborhood I used to work in, the Pakistanis would look pale.

Posted by: HR at January 19, 2014 04:06 PM (hO8IJ)

402 Greg Gutfeld tweeted: "According to my theory that QB's who share the same name of the lead singer of the band Men At Work tend to win - i'm right on track."

Men at Work had some success but no staying power. Meanwhile, the Seahawks have Russell Wilson. Wasn't he the plus sized lady in Wilson Phillips? And aren't they more of a cult success then the Men Down Under?

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at January 19, 2014 04:06 PM (3r2wi)

403 That Harbaugh guy is crazy.

Posted by: Mike Singletary at January 19, 2014 04:07 PM (3bbd3)

404 Hey thunderb, how's the Range Rover?

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2014 04:07 PM (8FyP4)

405 Don't forget the Wisconsin Hmong.

Posted by: Eyehawk at January 19, 2014 04:08 PM (u1ZOY)

406 Part of Kaep's issues might stem from American stupidity -- especially the stupidity of Afrocentric bullshit so common in the black community that claims African=black. That's how they end up claiming all the Egyptian pharaohs were black and jesus was black and all sorts of Afrocentrism insanity.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 04:08 PM (ZPrif)

407 @405 I love you.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 04:08 PM (P6QsQ)

408 No problem-oh! What are you drinking? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 08:06 PM (g4TxM) A little something called Knob Creek. Damn, that's a pretty color!

Posted by: Caliban at January 19, 2014 04:08 PM (DrC22)

409 410 No problem-oh! What are you drinking? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 08:06 PM (g4TxM) A little something called Knob Creek. Damn, that's a pretty color! Posted by: Caliban at January 19, 2014 08:08 PM (DrC22) That's damn good bourbon

Posted by: Insomniac at January 19, 2014 04:09 PM (UAMVq)

410 Well all I know is that I hope Seattle is getting a stern talking to right now so they play better in the 2nd half. My dreams of a broncos Seahawks super bowl may be going up in smoke. And not the marijuana kind.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 04:09 PM (RZ8pf)

411 I can read lips...this Harbaugh isn't making any sense?!

Posted by: Mandela Sign Language Translator at January 19, 2014 04:10 PM (8ezVr)

412 FBJ his biological mother was white, his biological father North African. I do not doubt he has been told he is black his whole life.

Posted by: Thunderb at January 19, 2014 04:11 PM (zOTsN)

413 Posted by: Caliban at January 19, 2014 08:08 PM (DrC22) **** Sounds good. We had a growler of IPA from a local brewpub for the early game. My cousin-in-law asked whether it would go flat. I responded that I was not planning on giving it the opportunity. I was true to my word.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 04:11 PM (g4TxM)

414 My uncle and cousins live in Wisconsin. So, wrong

Even if they haven't left their farm since 1934, they should have noticed there are black cheeseheads on the teevee.

Posted by: HR at January 19, 2014 04:11 PM (hO8IJ)

415 I loved Walter Payton too.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 04:11 PM (P6QsQ)

416 Cookies! http://t.co/tkKU8UwPdq

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 04:12 PM (DmNpO)

417 The IPad commercial is nothing but abstract shit, because when it comes down to actual performance and price, they are getting smoked by everything else on the market.

Their target audience is retarded hipsters with more money than sense.

Posted by: Icedog at January 19, 2014 04:12 PM (uZ6Ul)

418 The stupidity of "African-American" as a synonym for sub-Saharan African, for example. It only makes sense if you completely ignore North Africa.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 04:12 PM (ZPrif)

419 What is best in life?

To crush your Olympic ping-pong enemies, see their coaches driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of your Bud Light sponsors.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2014 04:12 PM (TKFmG)

420 Whiter?

Kaepernick or this retard rapper?

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 04:12 PM (3bbd3)

421 You think Goodell is getting a sad as his hopes for a player coming out of the closet this season is rapidly deteriorating?

Posted by: buzzion at January 19, 2014 04:13 PM (LI48c)

422 wtf was that doing the halftime show? seattle should lose just for that maybe sold to Detroit just to make sure

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 04:14 PM (At8tV)

423 I loved Walter Payton too. **** I wish with all my might I hadn't read that SI expose on his life.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 04:14 PM (DmNpO)

424 What about Maclemore, the half time performer in Seattle? He's White lookin' but he busts some Black music and did a song supporting LGBT stuff. He's like a Walt Whitman sampler for our day.

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at January 19, 2014 04:15 PM (3r2wi)

425 We end up with the stupid question of whether an ethnic Egyptian Arab counts as African-American and therefore "black".

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 04:16 PM (ZPrif)

426 You think Goodell is getting a sad as his hopes for a player coming out of the closet this season is rapidly deteriorating? *** I still have my money on Antonio Smith.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 04:16 PM (DmNpO)

427 wtf they just said they found a body this morning a couple blocks from the house OhioDan?

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 04:16 PM (At8tV)

428 This man does not have low-T.
http://t.co/dVbzL1wbnL

Posted by: HR at January 19, 2014 04:16 PM (hO8IJ)

429 Am I a racist if when the Super Bowl comes around I root for the team with the white QB?

Posted by: alpha male at January 19, 2014 04:16 PM (3MNCs)

430 a friend of mine played on the Bears in '84. Not a fan of Payton to put it mildly.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2014 04:16 PM (8FyP4)

431 428 You think Goodell is getting a sad as his hopes for a player coming out of the closet this season is rapidly deteriorating? *** I still have my money on Antonio Smith. *** ummm, everyone knows Aaron Rodgers is as queer as a three dollar bill

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 04:17 PM (At8tV)

432 I have never fought the phrase "sexual dynamo" when people have used it about me.

Posted by: Overweight dude with a bag of chips and a beer lounging on the couch at January 19, 2014 04:17 PM (zwdDT)

433 404 Greg Gutfeld tweeted: "According to my theory that QB's who share the same name of the lead singer of the band Men At Work tend to win - i'm right on track." Men at Work had some success but no staying power. Meanwhile, the Seahawks have Russell Wilson. Wasn't he the plus sized lady in Wilson Phillips? And aren't they more of a cult success then the Men Down Under? Posted by: Timothy Fountain at January 19, 2014 08:06 PM (3r2wi) Who sang the National Anthem again?

Posted by: Urban Achiever at January 19, 2014 04:17 PM (3jPU/)

434 Am I a racist if when the Super Bowl comes around I root for the team with the white QB? *** Only if you do so FOR that reason.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 04:17 PM (DmNpO)

435 You think Goodell is getting a sad as his hopes for a player coming out of the closet this season is rapidly deteriorating? *** The pre-game show for the Broncos game walked right up to that line with the guy who has played center for both Peyton and Brady. "I am the only man who has had both Manning's and Brady's hands on my butt, but not at the same time." I did a classic cartoon double take on that one.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 04:17 PM (g4TxM)

436 432 Not a fan of Payton to put it mildly. HEATHEN!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 04:18 PM (At8tV)

437 ummm, everyone knows Aaron Rodgers is as queer as a three dollar bill *** whereas I assume you are joking, I am not.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 04:18 PM (DmNpO)

438 As white parents of a bi-racial child, the Kaepernicks often received stares or curious comments. At school, classmates told Colin that it was impossible for the Kaepernicks tobe his parents. From bio.com article on him, confirmed by his adoptive mother

Posted by: Thunderb at January 19, 2014 04:18 PM (zOTsN)

439 "Am I a racist if when the Super Bowl comes around I root for the team with the white QB? Posted by: alpha male" You were, you are, and you will be.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 19, 2014 04:19 PM (1Y+hH)

440 439 whereas I assume you are joking, I am not. i'm not either

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 04:19 PM (At8tV)

441 I want to become a citizen of South Africa, and then come back to the states...just so I can screw with libtards by insisting they call me an African-American

Posted by: Icedog at January 19, 2014 04:19 PM (uZ6Ul)

442 >>>You think Goodell is getting a sad as his hopes for a player coming out of the closet this season is rapidly deteriorating? <<<

Where's Jeff Garcia when you need him?

Posted by: Roger Goodell at January 19, 2014 04:20 PM (3bbd3)

443 Tangonine, I read your link on the pol thread. I remember that bunch, they were bad news. Doesn't surprise me that she's a member, right up her alley.

Hasn't she been observed eating meat a lot though? She supposed to be a vegan if she's a member.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 19, 2014 07:59 PM (1Y+hH)

yeah. How many libs practice what they preach? I have a pic of her with them someplace. It's from a lunatic site, though, very tin-foil-hat type stuff but the pic is the pic.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 04:20 PM (x3YFz)

444 By God, why are you people so obsessed with race? I'm embaressed for you. Shame on you. It's just a game. It's not like some asshole is destroying the constitution or something.

Posted by: alcoa fedora at January 19, 2014 04:20 PM (hqVUe)

445 435 that was ANN Wilson. All she wants to do is make love to you.

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at January 19, 2014 04:20 PM (3r2wi)

446 I had to do an internet search on Leafy Brains. It all makes sense to me now. Leafy brain fungus . ."Tremella foliacea is a fairly common fungus that apparently grows on dead and fallen branches, consuming other fungi feeding off the decay." http://www.projectnoah.org/spottings/9131975

Posted by: Persnickety at January 19, 2014 04:20 PM (Q/Xfs)

447 So, basically, Kaepernick was told he was one-half North African, and thought that meant he was half black. That's hilarious.

Please, don't anybody tell Kaepernick anything about North Africa. He'll convert to Islam and start bitching about being profiled at airports. Although the Bible-verse tattoo removal would be entertaining...

On second thought, go ahead. Tell him he's actually an oppressed Muslim. I'll get popcorn.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 04:21 PM (celt+)

448 That Colon Capernicus is pitching a hell of a game.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 19, 2014 04:21 PM (Dwehj)

449 I want to become a citizen of South Africa, and then come back to the states...just so I can screw with libtards by insisting they call me an African-American Posted by: Icedog at January 19, 2014 08:19 PM (uZ6Ul) Let me know how that goes.

Posted by: Teresa Heinz Kerry, born in Madagascar at January 19, 2014 04:21 PM (Lirg1)

450 The pre-game show for the Broncos game walked right up to that line with the guy who has played center for both Peyton and Brady. "I am the only man who has had both Manning's and Brady's hands on my butt, but not at the same time." I did a classic cartoon double take on that one. You have to be careful with what comes out of the mouths of offensive linemen.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 04:21 PM (roTS7)

451 yep. But if you are black you can root for the black QB with pride for overcoming society's prejudices against black QBs. Or just because you share skin tone. (Or not in Kaep's case.) Actually, if you aren't black you are still supposed to root for the black QB to overcome racism against black QBs. Rooting for the white guy in the NBA is still racist if you are white, though, regardless of how few there are. Rooting for the asian guy if you are asian is cool though. Basically, rooting for someone of your own ethnic group to succeed is awesome unless you are white. Then it's the worst thing ever and makes you a nazi.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 04:22 PM (ZPrif)

452 We have white friends who left South Africa as kids who jokingly refer to themselves as African American. Did Pam Oliver sleep in her car again?

Posted by: Thunderb at January 19, 2014 04:22 PM (zOTsN)

453
I do so love the persistent tenacity shown only discussing football instead of racism or other unrelated subjects on a football thread.

It makes a pleasant diversion.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2014 04:22 PM (SAMxH)

454 Aaron Rodgers swears he "loves women"...and you can even ask his male live-in "personal trainer" and spooning buddy of six years.

Posted by: Icedog at January 19, 2014 04:23 PM (uZ6Ul)

455 Posted by: alcoa fedora at January 19, 2014 08:20 PM (hqVUe) Pats fan?

Posted by: Meremortal at January 19, 2014 04:23 PM (1Y+hH)

456 I wish with all my might I hadn't read that SI expose on his life. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse Boy Scouts? They aren't Boy Scouts. Some of them are unexpectedly nice guys off the field. Some have cultivated an image that the Sports Media is only too happy to assist in (sound familiar?), because there is a lot of money involved in Pro Sports. I laugh at Tiger Woods being such a rich horndog. I loathe Michael Vick and his phalanx of protectors because he's a criminal and a jerk and doesn't belong in pro sports. They threw Pete Rose out of baseball for gambling on the game (and rightly so) but Vick hung out and consorted with organized crime figures, and was also guilty of illegal gambling.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 19, 2014 04:23 PM (+1T7c)

457 Where's Jeff Garcia when you need him? Posted by: Roger Goodell at January 19, 2014 08:20 PM (3bbd3) Jer Bear's Dead, man.

Posted by: San Francisco Hippy at January 19, 2014 04:24 PM (8ezVr)

458 fuck Maxwell he just launched helmet first at crabtree's back I hope he broke his neck cause he could have broke crabtree's back

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 04:24 PM (At8tV)

459 Did Pam Oliver sleep in her car again?

They need to pay her more. I'll issue and executive order.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 19, 2014 04:24 PM (Dwehj)

460 Boy Scouts? They aren't Boy Scouts. Some of them are unexpectedly nice guys off the field. Some have cultivated an image that the Sports Media is only too happy to assist in (sound familiar?), because there is a lot of money involved in Pro Sports. I laugh at Tiger Woods being such a rich horndog. I loathe Michael Vick and his phalanx of protectors because he's a criminal and a jerk and doesn't belong in pro sports. They threw Pete Rose out of baseball for gambling on the game (and rightly so) but Vick hung out and consorted with organized crime figures, and was also guilty of illegal gambling. **** Payton wasn't just a normal, flawed human being. He was a deeply flawed human being. It made me quite sad.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 04:24 PM (DmNpO)

461 I want to become a citizen of South Africa, and then come back to the states...just so I can screw with libtards by insisting they call me an African-American Considering that all of humanity came from Africa originally, and considering the "one drop" doctrine . . . We Are All African-Americans!

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 04:24 PM (roTS7)

462 On opening day 28% of starting QBs self-identified as black, so double the black population in America. Clearly the NFL is biased against white, asian, and hispanic QBs.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 04:26 PM (ZPrif)

463 totally OT but funny Darth Vader ‏@DepressedDarth 4m Why did Jar Jar Binks cross the road? Someone pushed him into traffic

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 04:26 PM (DmNpO)

464 I do so love the persistent tenacity shown only discussing football instead of racism or other unrelated subjects on a football thread. It makes a pleasant diversion. Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2014 08:22 PM (SAMxH) You forgot to add "Get Off My Lawn." We'll let it pass, this time. (Hey! "Pass". A football reference!)

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 04:26 PM (roTS7)

465 I know a South African who is of Italian heritage and immigrated to America. It's just a big confused mess out there I tell you.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 19, 2014 04:26 PM (1Y+hH)

466 Is it more racis' to lust after Pam Oliver because that reflects a slave master mentality or to lust after Erin Andrews because that's favoring a White European standard of beauty?

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at January 19, 2014 04:27 PM (3r2wi)

467 I have two friends, she is mixed (mama white, daddy black) he is black. They are really nice people. They got married and now have a son. He is lilly white with blond hair. I usually don't give a shit how people choose to raise their kids, but they are instilling in him that he is black. Which might be fine for now, but I can't imagine the kid in Highschool, walking up to black kids and declaring he is African-American. After the beating the parents should be brought up on child abuse charges.

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 19, 2014 04:28 PM (RLdcX)

468 TF are you responsible for Pam Oliver's hair. A little bed head?

Posted by: Thunderb at January 19, 2014 04:28 PM (zOTsN)

469 Is this the genetic analysis thread ?

Posted by: seamrog at January 19, 2014 04:28 PM (77X6n)

470 Ya . I too am weary of picking every single person ever known to mankind to pieces over every little thing. I think I'll call it a night. Have a good one.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2014 04:28 PM (P6QsQ)

471 Pam Oliver strikes me as a football fan and at least nominally conversant about the game. Good for her. Not a bad gig she has there.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 04:28 PM (g4TxM)

472 Are dolphins special? Rare?

Are they really as smart as we are told?

Maybe it's all bullshit?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 19, 2014 07:00 PM (052zE)

You'd think if they were really smart, they'd come to associate fishing vessels flying the Rising Sun with bad things happening, and stay the fuck away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2014 04:29 PM (60Q+L)

473 Ya . I too am weary of picking every single person ever known to mankind to pieces over every little thing. I think I'll call it a night. Have a good one. *** Hang on grammie. I suspect it will turn around.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 04:30 PM (DmNpO)

474 463 Considering that all of humanity came from Africa originally humans may have started there but MAN comes from the Goat Locker its in the bible

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 04:30 PM (At8tV)

475 470 now I have to go to bed depressed, knowing how far that scenario sits from reality. Sigghh.

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at January 19, 2014 04:31 PM (3r2wi)

476
Filbert, you are perfectly welcome to tread on my lawn.

Just mind the toe poppers--they aren't marked.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2014 04:31 PM (SAMxH)

477 I would, in a rare moment of lucidity, dare to note that the reason for the thread drift in the comments might be due in large part to the stultifyingly dull, boring game the 49ers and Seahawks seem to be playing.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 04:31 PM (roTS7)

478 you can even ask his male live-in "personal trainer" and spooning buddy of six years. Posted by: Icedog at January 19, 2014 08:23 PM My leading first on my boat was gay, and this was way before dadt. Everybody on the boat knew, nobody cared because he was a very good technician and did his job. Damned shame that twenty five years later these evolved democrats on the court and playing field are less accepting than the teapartiers to be that were the military in the early 90's'

Posted by: traye at January 19, 2014 04:31 PM (M8k1f)

479 Filbert, you are perfectly welcome to tread on my lawn. Just mind the toe poppers--they aren't marked. Good man. You keep them sharpened and oiled, yes?

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 04:32 PM (roTS7)

480 We had some exposure to Walter Payton on our black-and-white RCA back when we did our sojourn in Chicago in 1980. I loved him. The cool thing about him was he was a great player on a truly hopeless team (pre-Ditka). The whole city seemed to know him simply as "Walter." It was nice. As for the revelation that athlete superstars experience a certain letdown when their careers are over--duh!

Posted by: Caliban at January 19, 2014 04:32 PM (DrC22)

481 oh yesss.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 04:32 PM (IXrOn)

482 Skittle Power! Seattle TD.

Game comes back to life.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 04:32 PM (3bbd3)

483 I actually cheer for the black bobsled guys and NHL players. Not sure what that makes me.

Posted by: Icedog at January 19, 2014 04:32 PM (uZ6Ul)

484 I would, in a rare moment of lucidity, dare to note that the reason for the thread drift in the comments might be due in large part to the stultifyingly dull, boring game the 49ers and Seahawks seem to be playing. *** Then perhaps we can steer the conversation back to elbows or perhaps to lousy/great halftime performers.... or something besides race.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 04:33 PM (DmNpO)

485 Well, it wasn't a thread-killer, but my calling-out of the SF-SEA game as stultifyingly dull has caused a long TD run by the S'Hawks. What power I still have, I give unstintingly to Morons in the service of Entertainment.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 04:33 PM (roTS7)

486 Just mind the toe poppers--they aren't marked.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2014 08:31 PM (SAMxH)

heh. Those white stakes aren't fertilizer. They're range markers.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 04:34 PM (x3YFz)

487 okay, tie game

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 04:34 PM (9GG/0)

488 I actually cheer for the black bobsled guys and NHL players. Not sure what that makes me. Posted by: Icedog at January 19, 2014 08:32 PM (uZ6Ul) The Jamaican 2-man bobsled team has qualified for the Olympics.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 04:34 PM (Lirg1)

489 What happened at the end of that Seattle TD? It looked like Lynch started walking and all the DBs stopped running, too.

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at January 19, 2014 04:34 PM (3r2wi)

490 I really need to find something to do besides sitting here watching the antivirus file scanner counter increment.

Posted by: Jon Roy Big Littleton at January 19, 2014 04:34 PM (mPeQX)

491 At least Tom Brady still has the Lingerie Bowl:

http://tinyurl.com/kcznsm9

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 19, 2014 04:35 PM (celt+)

492 Ok the Wilson part of wilson Phillips refers to daughter of Brian Wilson. Not related to Ann and nancy Wilson of Heart fame. And my apologies for starting a thing about the 49ers QB heritage. I did not know anything about him because I always watch my football on mute.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 04:35 PM (RZ8pf)

493 BEASTMODE

I really need to find something to do besides sitting here watching the antivirus file scanner counter increment.
Posted by: Jon Roy Big Littleton at January 19, 2014 08:34 PM (mPeQX)

Oh by the insanity of cthulhu, I am glad to know I'm not the only one who does that.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 04:35 PM (Gk3SS)

494 OK, I must be totally oblivious. What is the Skittle reference re: Seattle?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 04:36 PM (g4TxM)

495 Pam Oliver's plastic surgeon should be ritually disemboweled as the Super Bowl halftime show.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 19, 2014 04:36 PM (eQJwb)

496 At least Tom Brady still has the Lingerie Bowl: http://tinyurl.com/kcznsm9 *** Pure evil, you are

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 04:36 PM (DmNpO)

497 collapse of san fran?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 04:36 PM (IXrOn)

498 Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 08:31 PM (roTS7) Hard to stay engaged. But the War Dept and myself are a bit giddy over the Broncos win.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 19, 2014 04:36 PM (1Y+hH)

499 WTF is up with skittles guy

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 04:36 PM (9GG/0)

500 All this talk about Kaep's race and all the other bullshit that goes along with this just proves that however much we wish it weren't so. this country is still and probably always be obsessed with race--especially from the "left' and the purveyor's of racial pride. This will probably be true even as the African-American and white populations lose ground to Asians ans Hispanics....on the other hand, there is so much mixing going on, we might as well throw all the categories out anyway....

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 19, 2014 04:36 PM (Usdw3)

501 I'm running half screen AoS, half screen Justified, season 4.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 04:37 PM (x3YFz)

502 Marshawn Lynch loves him some Skittles. He was seen eating them on the sidelines one game, and it's taken off since then.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 04:37 PM (3bbd3)

503 WTF is up with skittles guy High on Robo?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 04:37 PM (8ezVr)

504 HI alexthechick how are the plans for alextopia coming

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 04:37 PM (9GG/0)

505 Thanks Hate Miser.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 04:38 PM (g4TxM)

506 Omaha! Timeout! Omaha! Timeout!

Posted by: Peyton 'Andy Reid' Manning at January 19, 2014 04:38 PM (9GG/0)

507 crap, spoke too soon

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 04:38 PM (IXrOn)

508
Lynch shows the "Beast Mode".

Will it provide the spark?

Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2014 04:39 PM (SAMxH)

509 The sit-down between Chiarelli and Carroll started off normally enough. They talked about the team, and then about head trauma. Chiarelli, who commanded the American forces in Iraq during Operation Iraqi Freedom II, talked about the brain injuries he had seen there. But Chiarelli's mention of Iraq sent Carroll in another direction: He wanted to know if the September 11 attacks had been planned or faked by the United States government. In particular, Carroll wanted to know whether the attack on the Pentagon had really happened. ChiarelliÂ—who was the top-ranking Army official inside the Pentagon when American Airlines Flight 77 crashed into its western sideÂ—explained that it had. He said he had lost many colleagues. But Carroll didn't stop there. He ran through the whole 9/11 truther litany. "Every 9/11 conspiracy theory you can think of, Pete asked about," said Riki Ellison, the former NFL linebacker who now runs the Missile Defense Advocacy Alliance and introduced Carroll to Chiarelli. Ellison, along with Seahawks offensive line coach Pat Ruel, was at the meeting as well. "And he didn't stop at 9/11Â—he had lots of questions about the role of the military I give you Pete Carroll

Posted by: Thunderb at January 19, 2014 04:39 PM (zOTsN)

510 The fans were raining them down after the TD... like tasty confetti.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 04:39 PM (3bbd3)

511 To celebrate the latest Seattle TD,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0i62GnQoo0

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 04:39 PM (Xfl0F)

512 If Jamaica won the Gold in the Bobsled they'd sell $20M in merchandise and make a $100M in ad revenue ...easily.

Posted by: Icedog at January 19, 2014 04:40 PM (uZ6Ul)

513 heh SF Center will show up in the rushing stats, having moved that fumble to positive yardage.

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at January 19, 2014 04:40 PM (3r2wi)

514 This is a game

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 04:40 PM (hqVUe)

515 Is it legal to kick a fumbled ball like that?

Posted by: Meremortal at January 19, 2014 04:40 PM (1Y+hH)

516 Aaaaand . . . Frrrninrrrs score.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 04:40 PM (roTS7)

517 This game is stressful. I may throw up.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 04:41 PM (RZ8pf)

518 I give you Pete Carroll

Posted by: Thunderb at January 19, 2014 08:39 PM (zOTsN)

Society of Shitbags, I give you a new member.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 04:41 PM (x3YFz)

519 wow, that was an incredible TD pass

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 04:41 PM (9GG/0)

520 The president actually thinks his approval ratings are low because of racism. He's such a shit and even if he believes it (which proves he's a race hustler), bringing it up is so wrong and very un-Presidential. He is such a uniter.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 19, 2014 04:41 PM (Usdw3)

521 511 Good Lord.

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2014 04:41 PM (zqvg6)

522

Nice throw..nice catch!!!! That shut down the noise.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2014 04:42 PM (q7YYY)

523 >>>What power I still have, I give unstintingly to Morons in the service of Entertainment.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 08:33 PM (roTS7)<<<

Damn, you really did work. Thank you, kind sir, for your magnificent influence upon this once dreary game.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 04:42 PM (3bbd3)

524 SF TDDDDD!

Posted by: navybrat at January 19, 2014 04:43 PM (AW7Gr)

525 I really need to find something to do besides sitting here watching the antivirus file scanner counter increment. aye guess I'll jump on the recumbent for the rest of the game cya's

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 04:43 PM (IXrOn)

526 I didn't really care who won until I read that about Pete Carrol.I'm for the Niners unless you have an interview where Harbaug questions the moon landings or something.

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2014 04:43 PM (zqvg6)

527 DiGiorno Pizza ‏@DiGiornoPizza now YOUR O-LINE IS LIKE YOUR MOM. DELIGHTFUL IN EVERY WAY, BUT NOT SO GOOD AT PASS BLOCKING #DiGiorNOYOUDIDNT

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 04:44 PM (DmNpO)

528 You ready Goose? I'm gonna throw on the brakes and he's onna shoot right past us.

Posted by: Maverick at January 19, 2014 04:44 PM (8ezVr)

529 AtC! A theater in Old Town Alexandria, VA (not far from the location of the NoVaMoMee) is showing Sharknado on the big screen on February 3.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 04:44 PM (Lirg1)

530 YOUR O-LINE IS LIKE YOUR MOM. DELIGHTFUL IN EVERY WAY, BUT NOT SO GOOD AT PASS BLOCKING

Genius

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 04:45 PM (Xfl0F)

531 If Jamaica won the Gold in the Bobsled they'd sell $20M in merchandise and make a $100M in ad revenue ...easily. *** Although it is only very loosely based upon the actual team, I really like Cool Runnings. It's funny, entertaining, and was a movie I could watch with my daughter when she was young.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 04:46 PM (DmNpO)

532 I have to think that experience is a major factor when it comes to the Super Bowl. It will be interesting to see if either of these young QBs can hold a team together well enough to overcome the crafty veteran with the giant head.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 04:49 PM (g4TxM)

533 HI alexthechick how are the plans for alextopia coming
Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 08:37 PM (9GG/0)

*waves*

Coming along nicely, thank you for asking.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 04:49 PM (Gk3SS)

534 the crafty veteran with the giant head. (i.e. Peyton Manning)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 04:49 PM (g4TxM)

535 Coming along nicely, thank you for asking. *** I had a totally-not-a-spider photo for you last night.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 04:50 PM (DmNpO)

536 If we pay Apple will they stop with the stupid poem ads? And while we are at it please eliminate the Google Play heart ads.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 04:50 PM (RZ8pf)

537 This is off topic, but those Viagra commercials that run continuously during the games are annoying. You see the one with the Pete Carroll lookalike running the printing company? Notice how towards the end of the ad, he walks up stairs and stands before a huge window that contains the reflection of a building across the street? Anyway, the intersection of his pants -as he stands in profile-and the edge of the building (which are the same color) makes it look like he is sporting a MASSIVE erection in his pants. I'm not making this up. Watch the commercial.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 19, 2014 04:50 PM (Usdw3)

538 533 If Jamaica won the Gold in the Bobsled they'd sell $20M in merchandise and make a $100M in ad revenue ...easily. instead they lost and trafficked weed and made $100mil a year instead

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 04:51 PM (At8tV)

539 You think Goodell is getting a sad as his hopes for a player coming out of the closet this season is rapidly deteriorating?

Posted by: buzzion at January 19, 2014 08:13 PM (LI48c)

Does Chris Kluwe count? I that's right he doesn't play football any more

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2014 04:52 PM (JivuR)

540 Posted by: Thunderb at January 19, 2014 08:39 PM (zOTsN)

Have you got a link for that?
I'm stunned! The Seattle coach is a 9/11 Truther?
I knew he was a dick, but this???

Posted by: ChrisP at January 19, 2014 04:52 PM (K7g7r)

541 AtC! A theater in Old Town Alexandria, VA (not far from the location of the NoVaMoMee) is showing Sharknado on the big screen on February 3. Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 08:44 PM (Lirg1)

Duuuuuuuude.

I don't even want to contemplate just how horrific those abrupt changes in lighting are on screen.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 04:52 PM (Gk3SS)

542 Anyway, the intersection of his pants -as he stands in profile-and the edge of the building (which are the same color) makes it look like he is sporting a MASSIVE erection in his pants. I'm not making this up. Watch the commercial. Posted by: JoeyBagels Do you like gladiator movies?

Posted by: Captain Oveour at January 19, 2014 04:53 PM (+1T7c)

543 Netbook update. Chatting with Merovign about it.

Luckily have two other Acer laptops. Both 19V output like netbook. Further luck, one of the adapters fits the netbook. And netbook has powered up using the borrowed power adapter.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 04:53 PM (NXqPC)

544
*waves*

Coming along nicely, thank you for asking.

ok that's good

do I still get to sleep inside?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 04:53 PM (9GG/0)

545 Russell Wilson is springy. They hit him and he flipped over and just popped back up.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 04:54 PM (RZ8pf)

546 makes it look like he is sporting a MASSIVE erection in his pants. I'm not making this up. Watch the commercial. *** Is that the Empire State Building in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 04:54 PM (g4TxM)

547 Google Pete Carroll truther. Takes you to a Deadspin article I quoted. And Deadspin is not a conservative blog. It's a sports blog that leans pretty far left

Posted by: Thunderb at January 19, 2014 04:54 PM (zOTsN)

548 Yeah, Pete Carroll is a Truther.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 04:55 PM (ZPrif)

549 Hey AlextheChick, RWC posted this in an earlier thread. Still think its development.

http://tinyurl.com/mzy6njj

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 04:55 PM (NXqPC)

550 ok that's good

do I still get to sleep inside?
Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 08:53 PM (9GG/0)

Mais naturellement! You can even have a non-small pox blanket.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 04:55 PM (Gk3SS)

551 Has Sir Edmund Hilary posted recently? Always enjoy his insights.

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at January 19, 2014 04:55 PM (3r2wi)

552 Yeah, Pete Carroll is a Truther.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 08:55 PM (ZPrif)

He's also a Barry fan

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2014 04:56 PM (JivuR)

553 Duuuuuuuude. I don't even want to contemplate just how horrific those abrupt changes in lighting are on screen. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 08:52 PM (Gk3SS) The theater serves beer and wine. I assume that with enough imbibed it won't be noticed.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 04:56 PM (Lirg1)

554 http://deadspin.com/is-pete-carroll-a-9-11-truther-513149713

Posted by: Thunderb at January 19, 2014 04:56 PM (zOTsN)

555 hey, its AtC did you see who is most likely to get that jap super pitcher Tanaka?

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 04:57 PM (At8tV)

556 Between the Seattle fans and Carroll's idiocy, I have to pull for the 'niners...as much as it pains me to do so.

Posted by: Icedog at January 19, 2014 04:57 PM (uZ6Ul)

557 Hey AlextheChick, RWC posted this in an earlier thread. Still think its development.

http://tinyurl.com/mzy6njj
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 08:55 PM (NXqPC)

I saw that. Bannion better be putting an order in for those. And Polly's better be pink.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 04:57 PM (Gk3SS)

558 I have a not-a-spider photo for her majesty. http://t.co/oMbSsDiKRK

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 04:57 PM (DmNpO)

559 It's so obvious. And then he gets a text. The viagra kicked in and he got his booty call text...

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 19, 2014 04:57 PM (Usdw3)

560 They're arguing something about the "Plant leg." Isn't that the one where if you squeeze the lemon, the juice runs down?

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at January 19, 2014 04:58 PM (3r2wi)

561 From an article - Is Seahawks coach Pete Carroll a 9/11 truther? That all depends: Does badgering a former four-star general about whether 9/11 was real make one a truther?

Okay, maybe the ol' sativa DOES make people a little funny in the head. . .

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 04:58 PM (Xfl0F)

562 They're arguing something about the "Plant leg." Isn't that the one where if you squeeze the lemon, the juice runs down? Posted by: Timothy Fountain at January 19, 2014 08:58 PM (3r2wi) *** I think it is the leg controlled by the leafy brain.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 04:59 PM (g4TxM)

563 Hello I am right here I am sorry our fans are kinda awful but there is a fair conservative contingent on Ace from around these parts. We aren't all smelly hippies, crazed environmentalists, socialists, etc. Swearsies.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 04:59 PM (RZ8pf)

564 Screw this..., ring Carson for tea.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 19, 2014 05:00 PM (aDwsi)

565
Mais naturellement! You can even have a non-small pox blanket.

thank you, you are quite generous

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 05:00 PM (9GG/0)

566 LOL AlextheChick. The head optics mount needs more straps, could integrate with the bridle. Plus a small saddle and stirrups. Plus even longer metal pointy sharp claws on forelegs. And of course lasers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 05:00 PM (NXqPC)

567 smelly hippies *** Is there another kind?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 05:00 PM (g4TxM)

568 We aren't all smelly hippies, crazed environmentalists, socialists, etc. Swearsies. keeping an eye on you better be right

Posted by: Mount Rainer at January 19, 2014 05:00 PM (At8tV)

569 That has to be grounding.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 05:01 PM (3bbd3)

570 Posted by: Mount Rainier at January 19, 2014 09:00 PM (At8tV)

Get in line.

Posted by: the cascadia fault at January 19, 2014 05:01 PM (Xfl0F)

571 about time they throw the flag

Posted by: Mount Rainer at January 19, 2014 05:01 PM (At8tV)

572 Brit Hume ‏@brithume 22m Not a big Pete Carroll fan, but Jim Harbaugh's histrionics make 49ers hard to root for Craig Caringer ‏@craig_caringer 17m @brithume he's a competitor Brit. It's in his DNA. Brit Hume ‏@brithume 27s So were Lombardi & Bill Walsh. Didn't make asses of selves on sideline

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 05:01 PM (DmNpO)

573 damn volcano sock

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 05:02 PM (At8tV)

574 Posted by: Mount Rainer at January 19, 2014 09:00 PM (At8tV)

Now there's a beer that makes Carling's Black Label taste like blue label.

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 05:02 PM (x3YFz)

575 The 49ers coach is very passionate about penalties. He appears to be the visual definition of the phrase rage stroke.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 05:03 PM (RZ8pf)

576 I have a not-a-spider photo for her majesty.

http://t.co/oMbSsDiKRK Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 08:57 PM (DmNpO)

What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. That.

Also you know Asylum is 'nadoing that and slamming it into a shark as we speak.

NCJ, if the Cubs get Tanaka, you know that means his arm will immediately get lopped off in a tragic bratwurst accident right?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 05:03 PM (Gk3SS)

577 Did I mention D-Fence?

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 05:03 PM (hqVUe)

578 Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 08:59 PM (RZ8pf)

oh c'mon we all know that's Editor in the Skittles outfit

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 05:03 PM (9GG/0)

579 >>>Brit Hume ‏@brithume 27s
So were Lombardi & Bill Walsh. Didn't make asses of selves on sideline<<<

It's kinda funny how Brit Hume loves him some Twitter. Not to mention, he's dam good at it.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 05:04 PM (3bbd3)

580 Did I mention D-Fence?

Never gets old.

Posted by: the guy who says Never Gets Old for shit that's old at January 19, 2014 05:04 PM (Xfl0F)

581 Hey navycopjoe- Some dude passing through our local Colorado airport asked my cousin (who works at the airport gift shop) if we wanted Jay Cutler back!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 05:04 PM (g4TxM)

582 Whenever I think I have anger issues, I just look at coach Harbaugh.

Posted by: navybrat at January 19, 2014 05:05 PM (AW7Gr)

583 511 ThunderB, Carroll lives in imaginaria a fantasy land. The Army lost a lot of good soldiers at the Pentagon.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 19, 2014 05:05 PM (TE35l)

584 Dang! He didn't lay down for a tackle! He fought for every inch.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 05:05 PM (DmNpO)

585 Ok, even I don't understand that one.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 19, 2014 05:06 PM (3bbd3)

586 Did he just ice his own kicker?

Posted by: some other guy at January 19, 2014 05:06 PM (2DunM)

587 What is Pete Carroll going to decide to do?

Blame the Jews, of course!

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 05:06 PM (9GG/0)

588 Not a big Pete Carroll fan, but Jim Harbaugh's histrionics make 49ers hard to root for

____

Say "histrionics" again.

Say "histrionics" again. I dare you. I double dog dare you

Say "histriocis" one more goddam time

Posted by: tangonine at January 19, 2014 05:07 PM (x3YFz)

589 Harbaugh acted the same when he was a QB. My money is on him being the first NFL head coach to have a stroke or heart attack in a game.

Posted by: Icedog at January 19, 2014 05:07 PM (uZ6Ul)

590 Did he just ice his own kicker? Posted by: some other guy at January 19, 2014 09:06 PM (2DunM) I thought the same here.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 05:07 PM (Lirg1)

591 Woo hoo!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 05:07 PM (DmNpO)

592 578 you know that means his arm will immediately get lopped off in a tragic bratwurst accident right? I was thinking he'd get shot in the arm during a car jacking 583 heh damnit...too late for it

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 05:07 PM (At8tV)

593 TD Seattle!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 05:07 PM (g4TxM)

594 TD. Wow.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 19, 2014 05:07 PM (3bbd3)

595 Well, look at that.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 05:07 PM (Lirg1)

596 What?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 05:08 PM (RZ8pf)

597 How in blazes did that happen?

Posted by: Darles Chickens at January 19, 2014 05:08 PM (ZpoIZ)

598 On the other hand, if that hadn't worked, Carroll would have looked like an idiot.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 05:08 PM (Lirg1)

599 Off to Downton

Posted by: Thunderb at January 19, 2014 05:08 PM (zOTsN)

600 Ice the kicker, throw it in.
Kinky.

Posted by: navybrat at January 19, 2014 05:08 PM (AW7Gr)

601 In all fairness, there are several sides to that Pentagon story.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 05:09 PM (g4TxM)

602 53-yard FG. Timeout called by Seattle. They decide to go for it on 4th and 7. Throw to the endzone. TD.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 05:09 PM (Lirg1)

603 protip: waking a large cat with your bare foot is NOT a good idea

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 05:09 PM (At8tV)

604 That was weird.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 05:09 PM (RZ8pf)

605 Harbaugh acted the same when he was a QB. My money is on him being the first NFL head coach to have a stroke or heart attack in a game. *** ahem

Posted by: Gary Kubiak at January 19, 2014 05:09 PM (DmNpO)

606 wow
this one is going to go down to the wire

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 05:10 PM (9GG/0)

607 Trick play. Psych out

Posted by: Sunny at January 19, 2014 05:10 PM (Xnxty)

608
This game is now much better than the 1st one.

Little drama going on.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2014 05:10 PM (SAMxH)

609 Wow. That worm turned fast.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 19, 2014 05:10 PM (dfYL9)

610 Plus on the 4th and 7 TD play there was an offside call, which made it a free play.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 05:10 PM (Lirg1)

611 Seamus, I believe there are four other sides to the Pentagon. ...but I sucked at geometry.

Posted by: Icedog at January 19, 2014 05:10 PM (uZ6Ul)

612 On the other hand, if that hadn't worked, Carroll would have looked like an idiot. Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 09:08 PM (Lirg1)

Now, now, now, let's not be hasty. Carroll always looks like an idiot.

It is pathetilame how badly I want the Seahawks to win just for the NFL QBs on FB trolling.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 05:11 PM (Gk3SS)

613 Had to go get dinner, I miss anything?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 19, 2014 05:11 PM (wSrLR)

614 They decide to go for it on 4th and 7. Throw to the endzone. TD.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 09:09 PM (Lirg1)

Swearsies, it wasn't us

Posted by: The Jews at January 19, 2014 05:11 PM (9GG/0)

615 can you imagine the stench all those unwashed, unshaved armpits in the seattle stadium is causing?

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 05:11 PM (At8tV)

616 Luckily have two other Acer laptops. Both 19V output like netbook. Further luck, one of the adapters fits the netbook. And netbook has powered up using the borrowed power adapter.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 08:53 PM (NXqPC)

So the problem is you have a bad power brick. Open it up. You might find a pico fuse on the board, and it could be blown. It will be a small cylindrical glass fuse, with metal end caps, and attached pigtail leads, soldered into the board. You should be able to get a replacement at Radio Shack, or a real electronics component supply house.

Note that if it blows fuses repeatedly, there may be an underlying problem with either the power brick itself, or the machine plugged into it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2014 05:11 PM (60Q+L)

617 Let Them Play! Let Them Play!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 19, 2014 05:12 PM (V4CBV)

618 Now I feel like an idiot for leaving the pub after the first half.

Ah well, at least the Broncos won. Even if that game was a snore-a-thon on account of the Patriots picking their noses throughout

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 05:12 PM (Xfl0F)

619 can you imagine the stench all those unwashed, unshaved armpits in the seattle stadium is causing?

The reefer helps

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 05:12 PM (Xfl0F)

620 It is pathetilame how badly I want the Seahawks to win just for the NFL QBs on FB trolling.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 09:11 PM (Gk3SS

You want more of BEAST MODE mocking Blunt Force don't you.

Posted by: buzzion at January 19, 2014 05:12 PM (LI48c)

621 can you imagine the stench all those unwashed, unshaved armpits in the seattle stadium is causing? I can, actually.

Posted by: GUy Who Cleans Michele Obama's Bathroom at January 19, 2014 05:13 PM (8ezVr)

622 Seattle defense is stepping up

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 05:14 PM (9GG/0)

623 Now, now, now, let's not be hasty. Carroll always looks like an idiot. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 09:11 PM (Gk3SS) You know I'm half-Canuck. I'm trying to be polite.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 05:14 PM (Lirg1)

624 Better game than the first one? What, pray tell, is more fun than watching the New England Patriots get their asses kicked?

Nothing.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 19, 2014 05:14 PM (V70Uh)

625 You want more of BEAST MODE mocking Blunt Force don't you. Posted by: buzzion at January 19, 2014 09:12 PM (LI48c)

Maaaaaybe.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 05:15 PM (Gk3SS)

626 AoP I am looking at a replacement power adapter on Amazon. 19V and 2.1A that will work with the ZA3 for $12.90 + shipping. Original adapter output is 19V and 1.58A.

One I am using now is 19V and 3.42A. Battery is already 51% charged.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 05:15 PM (NXqPC)

627 You have to understand. It wasn't about Denver winning.

It was all about New England losing.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 19, 2014 05:16 PM (V70Uh)

628 He has nice tattoos though.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 05:16 PM (AzO5R)

629 AtC! A Corgi for you! http://tinyurl.com/nu668r8

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 05:16 PM (Lirg1)

630 >>>can you imagine the stench all those unwashed, unshaved armpits in the seattle stadium is causing? I can smell Seattle from my house.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at January 19, 2014 05:16 PM (V4CBV)

631 Woo hoo!!!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 05:16 PM (DmNpO)

632

No turn overs in the AFC game. Turnovers galore here.

Posted by: buzzion at January 19, 2014 05:16 PM (LI48c)

633 be careful, you can cause permanent damage to your battery if you use one with higher amperage than you're supposed to use

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 05:17 PM (9GG/0)

634 Better game than the first one? I don't know. What does Peaches think?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 05:17 PM (8ezVr)

635 uh-oh, game is slipping away from the 49ers

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 05:18 PM (9GG/0)

636 You know I'm half-Canuck. I'm trying to be polite. Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 09:14 PM (Lirg1)

One of my best friends outside the gray box is Canadian. She was texting me about how the Canadian fans were going crazy cheering on Milos Raonic in the Aussie Open and I replied omg they were clapping? Really? Don't you get deported for doing that?

It was worth All The Things she called me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 05:18 PM (Gk3SS)

637 I'm not usually very good at predicting sports, but when we sat down for the Broncos/Pats game I commented that I could envision there being zero turnovers in the entire game.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 05:18 PM (g4TxM)

638 This game is giving me an ulcer.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 05:19 PM (RZ8pf)

639 Blind pig. Acorn.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 05:19 PM (g4TxM)

640 that was the weakest false start I have ever seen

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 05:20 PM (9GG/0)

641 How is that not a turnover?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 05:21 PM (8ezVr)

642 AtC! A Corgi for you!

http://tinyurl.com/nu668r8
Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 09:16 PM (Lirg1)

Corgi! Corgi! Corgi!

Oh my heart, did you see this one?

http://bit.ly/LsfUQr

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 05:21 PM (Gk3SS)

643 Oh shit that looks like it hurt!

Posted by: Country Singer at January 19, 2014 05:21 PM (CWquH)

644 Knees aren't supposed to do that.

Posted by: no good deed at January 19, 2014 05:22 PM (vBhbc)

645 Knees are not made to bend in that direction. Ouch!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2014 05:22 PM (g4TxM)

646 they're giving this game to seattle

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 05:22 PM (At8tV)

647 Even the Martians are fucking with us now: http://tinyurl.com/ks6sju9

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2014 05:22 PM (sdi6R)

648
Bad, bad call. That was a turnover.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2014 05:22 PM (SAMxH)

649 'In-side out! Boy you turn me.'

Posted by: Dianna Ross at January 19, 2014 05:22 PM (8ezVr)

650 Are we headed toward a Patchouli Bowl? New-fucking-Jersey will never be the same greasy fucking place it's always been.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2014 05:22 PM (TKFmG)

651 SF is getting shanked on this funble call.

Posted by: toby928© at January 19, 2014 05:22 PM (QupBk)

652 I don't think knees are supposed to do that.

Posted by: johnd01 at January 19, 2014 05:22 PM (r0+v0)

653 I'm cheering for Seattle but man, that's just ugly.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 05:23 PM (DmNpO)

654 No fumble recovery... insult to injury.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 05:23 PM (3bbd3)

655 Why have replay at all?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 05:23 PM (8ezVr)

656 wow

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 05:23 PM (9GG/0)

657 Granpa Jimbo.......... AGREED! OMG.......that was just nasty injury to see

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 19, 2014 05:23 PM (W3UHW)

658 I shall stay quiet now.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 05:24 PM (RZ8pf)

659 Next year a new rule will let a play like that fumble recovery get reviewed. That is SF's ball. Busted knee for nothing.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2014 05:24 PM (AO9UG)

660
Sucks--call can't be reviewed. Clear fumble on the runner's part.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2014 05:24 PM (SAMxH)

661 One of my best friends outside the gray box is Canadian. She was texting me about how the Canadian fans were going crazy cheering on Milos Raonic in the Aussie Open and I replied omg they were clapping? Really? Don't you get deported for doing that? It was worth All The Things she called me. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 09:18 PM (Gk3SS) If it's hockey or the CFL, it's OK.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 05:24 PM (Lirg1)

662 "637 be careful, you can cause permanent damage to your battery if you use one with higher amperage than you're supposed to use

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 09:17 PM (9GG/0)"

Chemjeff,

BZZZT! Wrong!

Amperage can NOT be pushed. It is pulled. Current is drawn by the load.

You can jump-start a motorcycle from the battery in a diesel truck.

It will draw the current it will draw. You can NOT push AMPS.

I know not chemistry. I know electrons...

Posted by: ChrisP at January 19, 2014 05:25 PM (K7g7r)

663 I'm cheering for Seattle but man, that's just ugly. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 09:23 PM (DmNpO)

Me too and that was absolutely a fumble.

I did not need to see that knee do that. Oooooowwwww.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 05:25 PM (Gk3SS)

664 Next year? Fat load of good that does when the championship is on the line this year.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 05:25 PM (DmNpO)

665 Wow

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 19, 2014 05:25 PM (WdbF7)

666 Hot tater

Posted by: traye at January 19, 2014 05:25 PM (M8k1f)

667 justice!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 05:26 PM (At8tV)

668 Well thats karma for ya

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 05:26 PM (hqVUe)

669 Yup, SF got screwed. But they just made up for it.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 05:26 PM (Lirg1)

670 And the question is mooted.

Posted by: toby928© at January 19, 2014 05:26 PM (QupBk)

671 WTF

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 05:26 PM (3bbd3)

672 And...karma.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2014 05:26 PM (8FyP4)

673 karma

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2014 05:26 PM (g1DWB)

674 oh my lord, that leg bent in a very unnatural way

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 05:26 PM (9GG/0)

675 Next year a new rule will let a play like that fumble recovery get reviewed.

That is SF's ball.

Busted knee for nothing. Posted by: eman at January 19, 2014 09:24 PM (AO9UG)

I see God decided to review the play.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 05:26 PM (Gk3SS)

676 horrible in all possible ways

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 05:26 PM (ZPrif)

677
Atonement. Lynch never had the hand off cleanly, so the Hawks don't score on that missed call.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2014 05:27 PM (SAMxH)

678 The football gods have spoken. Thou shalt not score.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2014 05:27 PM (AO9UG)

679 Bad loooking injury, hated to see that.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 19, 2014 05:27 PM (1Y+hH)

680 Wow, that had to hurt.

Posted by: Joe Theismann at January 19, 2014 05:27 PM (8FyP4)

681 Yeah karma is a bitch. We should have counted our luck and gone for a field goal.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 05:27 PM (RZ8pf)

682 I did not need to see that knee do that. There, there. Would a Chocolate Chip Cookie make you feel better? ...and an Oatmeal Cookie, too?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 05:28 PM (8ezVr)

683 looks like he had a knee double check

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 05:28 PM (At8tV)

684 holy shit I haven't seen one like that since Lawrence Taylor rolled up on Joe Thiesman...

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 19, 2014 05:28 PM (l7DqC)

685 Instant Karma

Posted by: Pool Boy at January 19, 2014 05:29 PM (qQk+U)

686 Now all we did was piss the 49ers off. This won't end well for us...

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 05:29 PM (RZ8pf)

687 The team that scores the most points will really be in good shape.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2014 05:29 PM (8FyP4)

688
Fumbled handoff doesn't matter, the runner wasn't going to get in. D-line stacked up his gap, so he would have been well short, even with a clean exchange.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2014 05:29 PM (SAMxH)

689 I see God decided to review the play. *** Indeed

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 05:29 PM (DmNpO)

690 Kaeper-pick

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 05:30 PM (3bbd3)

691 Nice pass Colin Schaub.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2014 05:30 PM (8FyP4)

692 Oh my heart, did you see this one? http://bit.ly/LsfUQr Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 09:21 PM (Gk3SS) I did. Here are some more for you: http://tinyurl.com/onw6vwo

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 05:30 PM (Lirg1)

693 Wow. Saw that coming from 3000 miles away.

Posted by: traye at January 19, 2014 05:30 PM (M8k1f)

694 Half Empty / Half Full

Posted by: An Orthopedic Surgeon at January 19, 2014 05:30 PM (8ezVr)

695 Loki has his say.

Posted by: toby928© at January 19, 2014 05:30 PM (QupBk)

696 ok, no Romo jokes!

Posted by: Icedog at January 19, 2014 05:30 PM (uZ6Ul)

697 Okay then. Romo has entered the game.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2014 05:31 PM (AO9UG)

698 Nice pass Colin Schaub.

OK, that one hurt.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 19, 2014 05:31 PM (wSrLR)

699 There, there. Would a Chocolate Chip Cookie make you feel better?

...and an Oatmeal Cookie, too? Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 09:28 PM (8ezVr)

*sniffles* Yes, please.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 05:31 PM (Gk3SS)

700 oh my
an interception

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 05:31 PM (9GG/0)

701 There's still plenty of time left in this one.

Posted by: Chaos at January 19, 2014 05:31 PM (TKFmG)

702 Holy crap this is a good game

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 05:31 PM (hqVUe)

703 that's game.

Posted by: Pool Boy at January 19, 2014 05:31 PM (qQk+U)

704 Well at least our league is putting on a show for football fans

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 05:31 PM (RZ8pf)

705 Here you go, sweetie. You take these and go look at Corgi pics.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 05:32 PM (8ezVr)

706 Corgis are cute, but they're not Shelties.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2014 05:32 PM (8FyP4)

707 This is a way better game than the other one. I've been trying to ignore it so as not to jinx another team. And I wish they'd stop showing that guy's leg injury, it's horrific.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 05:32 PM (8lmkt)

708
Advancing the ball works best when you throw to people wearing YOUR uniform.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2014 05:32 PM (SAMxH)

709 Three attempts to give up the 2st down.

Posted by: toby928© at January 19, 2014 05:32 PM (QupBk)

710 *sniffles* Yes, please. *** How about oatmeal chocolate chip? http://t.co/tkKU8UwPdq

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 05:32 PM (DmNpO)

711 head to head collision there.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 05:33 PM (DmNpO)

712 He had the 1st down 3 times on that pass.

Posted by: tbodie at January 19, 2014 05:33 PM (F3WsD)

713 Well at least our league is putting on a show for football fans

This is what football looks like when both teams want to win.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 19, 2014 05:33 PM (wSrLR)

714 How not to tackle.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2014 05:33 PM (AO9UG)

715 I did.

Here are some more for you:

http://tinyurl.com/onw6vwo
Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 09:30 PM (Lirg1)

I am not a fan of dressing up dogs but Obi Wan Corgi is awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 05:34 PM (Gk3SS)

716 Eight yards after contact. That was a manful run by Lynch.

Posted by: toby928© at January 19, 2014 05:34 PM (QupBk)

717 Owch.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 05:34 PM (Xfl0F)

718 there's some beast mode action there

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 05:34 PM (9GG/0)

719 for you kids who never saw Taylor break Theisman's laig http://tinyurl.com/6psr8a

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 19, 2014 05:34 PM (l7DqC)

720 The team with the most points at the end is probably going to win this ome.

Posted by: John Madden at January 19, 2014 05:34 PM (uZ6Ul)

721 Classy gregg rosenthal ‏@greggrosenthal 8m Seahawks fans threw food at Bowman on his way out.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 05:35 PM (DmNpO)

722 Posted by: tbodie at January 19, 2014 09:33 PM (F3WsD)

Tate's the only guy in the NFL that I can say, "I saw him play when he was in high school."

Posted by: Country Singer at January 19, 2014 05:35 PM (CWquH)

723
Damn, Lynch is a load to bring down.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2014 05:35 PM (SAMxH)

724 Wasted timeout call

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 05:35 PM (Xfl0F)

725 This is what football looks like when both teams want to win.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 19, 2014 09:33 PM (wSrLR)

I don't know, with all the butterfingers going on it sure looks like both teams are trying to lose it right now.

Posted by: buzzion at January 19, 2014 05:35 PM (LI48c)

726 723 for you kids who never saw Taylor break Theisman's laig http://tinyurl.com/6psr8a Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 19, 2014 09:34 PM (l7DqC) I managed to avoid ever seeing that until about 3 years ago. Walked in the room right as they were showing the video and it was too late to look away.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 19, 2014 05:36 PM (bCEmE)

727 Corgis are cute, but they're not Shelties. **Nudges Fruit Basket Over**

Posted by: Laddie at January 19, 2014 05:36 PM (8ezVr)

728 725 Seahawks fans threw food at Bowman on his way out. god those fans suck!!!

Posted by: Philly Eagle fans at January 19, 2014 05:36 PM (At8tV)

729 I was actually watching that MNF game where Taylor broke Thiesman's leg. Man, was that sickening. And they played it over and over. Frank Gifford couldn't get enough of it.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 19, 2014 05:36 PM (+1T7c)

730 Wasted timeout call Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 09:35 PM (Xfl0F) There is no such thing!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 19, 2014 05:36 PM (Lirg1)

731 723 for you kids who never saw Taylor break Theisman's laig http://tinyurl.com/6psr8a Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 19, 2014 09:34 PM (l7DqC) Saw it live. Grown men were puking. They showed like 500 times.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2014 05:36 PM (AO9UG)

732 Between SF's asshole coach and SEA's asshole fans, it's really hard to know who to root for here

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 05:36 PM (Xfl0F)

733 Why does our quarterback keep running backwards? I mean I get a little drop back to throw but my gosh he just keeps going.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 19, 2014 05:36 PM (RZ8pf)

734 Dave, I saw it live, don't want to see it again. The poor bastard.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2014 05:36 PM (8FyP4)

735 for you kids who never saw Taylor break Theisman's laig

http://tinyurl.com/6psr8a Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 19, 2014 09:34 PM (l7DqC)

No one needs to see that!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 05:37 PM (Gk3SS)

736 yeah, I guess that was the thing.. they kept replaying it.. fuckers

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 19, 2014 05:37 PM (l7DqC)

737

I hope president Obama provides comments on todays games so that we can learn for our leaders

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at January 19, 2014 05:37 PM (xcVAU)

738 If only I were involved in some way.

Posted by: Omaha at January 19, 2014 05:37 PM (9GG/0)

739 736 Between SF's asshole coach and SEA's asshole fans, it's really hard to know who to root for here Da BEARS of course we're good fans

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 05:38 PM (At8tV)

740 Why does our quarterback keep running backwards? I mean I get a little drop back to throw but my gosh he just keeps going.

He's trying to align himself to magnetic north so he can poop.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 19, 2014 05:38 PM (wSrLR)

741 SF has to drive the field now.

Posted by: toby928© at January 19, 2014 05:38 PM (QupBk)

742 At least SF's asshole coach isn't a 9/11 truther.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2014 05:38 PM (8FyP4)

743 Jason Kendall totally dislocating his ankle to the point of his shoe (with his foot still in it) hanging off to the side was also sickening to see. (Baseball)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2014 05:39 PM (jxBoE)

744 From Twitchy, Denver's airport trolls the Pats. Hoping they enjoy their flight home.

http://tinyurl.com/k32xjyv

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 05:39 PM (NXqPC)

745 I'm smelling overtime

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 05:39 PM (hqVUe)

746 He's trying to align himself to magnetic north so he can poop. *** Thanks. I had momentarily forgotten about that post.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 05:39 PM (DmNpO)

747 Between SF's asshole coach and SEA's asshole fans, it's really hard to know who to root for here Posted by: boulder toilet hobo SMOD? It's always safe to root for SMOD.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 19, 2014 05:39 PM (+1T7c)

748

Re the Theisman broken leg: I was watching the game on TV, saw all 100 replays they did that night.

Posted by: tbodie at January 19, 2014 05:40 PM (F3WsD)

749 @ 745

Toby, did you get a look at Kaepernick's eyes after that interception?

He looked like a lost child.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2014 05:40 PM (SAMxH)

750 Corgis are cute. Let me show you adorable. http://t.co/FTqGXTaJwg

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2014 05:40 PM (8FyP4)

751 Between SF's asshole coach and SEA's asshole fans, it's really hard to know who to root for here The question is moot.

Posted by: The Giant Forehead at January 19, 2014 05:41 PM (QupBk)

752 Jesus these fucks were a shoe at home but what the fuck.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 19, 2014 05:41 PM (AzO5R)

753 Re the Theisman broken leg: I was watching the game on TV, saw all 100 replays they did that night. Posted by: tbodie at January 19, 2014 09:40 PM (F3WsD)

Back and to the left, back and to the left . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 05:42 PM (Gk3SS)

754 You think Harbaugh is bad on the sidelines? You should see him during an 'Airing of the Grievances'!

Posted by: Frank Costanza at January 19, 2014 05:42 PM (8ezVr)

755 *couriers to AlextheChick a plate of fresh piping hot brownies and a tall glass of chocolate milk*

And thank you Amazon. Ordered a new adapter with the correct output of 19V and 1.58A along with a spare battery. For $35.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 05:42 PM (NXqPC)

756 Jason Kendall totally dislocating his ankle to the point of his shoe (with his foot still in it) hanging off to the side was also sickening to see. (Baseball) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor Well, the kid from Louisville who got compound fracture in the NCAA Tournament last year was pretty sickening too. They really didn't show too much, but everyone around him was crying. It must have been awful close up.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 19, 2014 05:42 PM (+1T7c)

757 All I know is that if I hear a player had a Theismann-type injury I avoid the TV.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 05:42 PM (Lirg1)

758 Yes, Seattle is lefty-Central. But I'll bet that well over half, if not two-thirds of that crowd, is extremely conservative. The reefer folks are outside the stadium, not really ever having access to a job which would either get them money to buy a ticket or a be a part of a corporation with season tickets. There ARE strong conservatives in Seattle. Betcha a whole bunch of them are in that crowd. Now, a UDub Huskies football game? That's another story.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 05:43 PM (E6k2U)

759 i'm still hoping for Mount Ranier to take a big poop on the game

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 05:43 PM (At8tV)

760 Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 19, 2014 09:42 PM (+1T7c) Oh that WAS horrible.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2014 05:43 PM (jxBoE)

761 748 From Twitchy, Denver's airport trolls the Pats. Hoping they enjoy their flight home.

http://tinyurl.com/k32xjyv

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 09:39 PM (NXqPC)

Hasn't Denver's airport done that several other times as well?

Posted by: buzzion at January 19, 2014 05:44 PM (LI48c)

762 732 725 Seahawks fans threw food at Bowman on his way out.

god those fans suck!!!

Posted by: Philly Eagle fans at January 19, 2014 09:36 PM (At8tV)

You know the fans are bad when they make the Eagles fans look classy.

Posted by: tbodie at January 19, 2014 05:44 PM (F3WsD)

763 Tammy!?!

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 05:44 PM (8lmkt)

764 762 The reefer folks are outside the stadium, not really ever having access to a job which would either get them money to buy a ticket or a be a part of a corporation with season tickets. they'll get Obama tickets

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 05:44 PM (At8tV)

765 Lots of soiled underwear in SF right now.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2014 05:44 PM (AO9UG)

766 OMG! OMG! Only 63 more minutes of football before its all over And don't you dare try to to make me feel better by mentioning the Pro Bowl

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 05:44 PM (DmNpO)

767 Nobody ever mentions that Joe's leg was full of cocaine and that Larry wanted that cocaine, no, needed that cocaine like whore needs antibiotics to cure her STDs.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2014 05:44 PM (TKFmG)

768 PEACHES!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2014 05:45 PM (jxBoE)

769 Hey, Miss Tammy! Nice to "see" you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 19, 2014 05:45 PM (wSrLR)

770 Lots of soiled underwear in SF right now. *** Well they damn sure aren't in Seattle considering the way they limited the ticket sales

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 05:45 PM (DmNpO)

771 Between SF's asshole coach and SEA's asshole fans, it's really hard to know who to root for here
The San Andreas Fault.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 19, 2014 05:45 PM (vuh7l)

772 Only 63 more minutes of football before its all over And don't you dare try to to make me feel better by mentioning the Pro Bowl Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 09:44 PM (DmNpO) Think of the two weeks of pain we have to endure in the meantime...

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 05:45 PM (Lirg1)

773 The Dave Dravecky injury was pretty horrible to see as well.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2014 05:45 PM (8FyP4)

774 Okay, I'd almost watch the injury replay again than see that stupid State Farm double check commercial one more time.

Posted by: no good deed at January 19, 2014 05:45 PM (vBhbc)

775 {{{Tammy}}} {{{Peaches}}}

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 05:45 PM (Lirg1)

776 Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 19, 2014 09:42 PM (+1T7c)

Always brings to mind Tyrone Prothro's leg snap: http://youtu.be/8Xj46ypk67k

Posted by: Country Singer at January 19, 2014 05:46 PM (CWquH)

777 Texans fans were probably the worst this season, cheering Schaub's injury.

G-d delivered His judgement. Might need another Ike to get the message across fully though.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 05:46 PM (Xfl0F)

778 Yeah, nobody would ever trade a ticket for a bag of weed. That's just crazytalk.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 05:46 PM (8ezVr)

779 770 And don't you dare try to to make me feel better by mentioning the Pro Bowl I love the probowl I'm working nights because I get $100 to take their hookers back to Waikiki from their hotel I do a lot of those runs

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 05:46 PM (At8tV)

780 Back at ya, Vendette! Hola, Blanco!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2014 05:46 PM (jxBoE)

781 andycanuck - it's Cascadia up there. San Andreas is LA.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 05:46 PM (Xfl0F)

782 769 Lots of soiled underwear in SF right now. Posted by: eman at January 19, 2014 09:44 PM (AO9UG Is than an anal sex joke?

Posted by: FadeToBolivia at January 19, 2014 05:47 PM (OcRPH)

783 Gutsy call on 4th and 2.

Posted by: tbodie at January 19, 2014 05:47 PM (F3WsD)

784 I wonder if any of those fuckin' slacker Patriots will be jetting off to the Pro Bowl . . . damn them!

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 05:47 PM (8lmkt)

785 egad. Still shot of the injury http://t.co/YXvcTSTL4a

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 05:48 PM (DmNpO)

786 I do a lot of those runs

Taxi driver?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 19, 2014 05:48 PM (wSrLR)

787 TIME OUT!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 19, 2014 05:48 PM (8ezVr)

788 Still love the story of Jim Kelly calling harbaugh a pussy because he always got hurt and harbaugh punching Kelly and breaking his hand in the process. Pussy.

Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2014 05:48 PM (x6fKj)

789 I'd almost watch the injury replay again than see that stupid State Farm double check commercial one more time. Posted by: no good deed at January 19, 2014 09:45 PM (vBhbc) Pretty sure those damn commercials are supposed to be a way of easing in to Aaron's coming out party.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2014 05:48 PM (jxBoE)

790 The thing I remember so clearly about the Theisman injury was Lawrence Taylor coming right off the pile, maniacally gesturing to the Redskin sideline trainers to get out there. Also, the Louisville college Bball player who shattered his leg in March Madness last year might have been an even more gruesome sight. No leg pads or clothing, just long basketball shorts.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 05:48 PM (E6k2U)

791 Thank you, AP. *noms*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 05:48 PM (Gk3SS)

792 Worst injury I ever saw on TV was Kevin Marchment of the Edmonton Oilers. A San Jose Sharks player was leaving the penalty box and at the same time Marchment caught his skate in a divot in the ice and fell. He hit the edge of the penalty box entrance. The camera was in close when his eyes fixed and dilated and he had a seizure. The camera panned back.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 05:49 PM (Lirg1)

793 But I guess the John McSherry injury video is as bad as it gets.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2014 05:49 PM (8FyP4)

794 Think of the two weeks of pain we have to endure in the meantime... *** At least for two more weeks, it won't be over yet

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 05:49 PM (DmNpO)

795 That's the ball game.

Posted by: no good deed at January 19, 2014 05:49 PM (vBhbc)

796 And that's the ballgame.

Posted by: toby928© at January 19, 2014 05:50 PM (QupBk)

797 The San Andreas Fault. +1

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 05:50 PM (yz6yg)

798 778 Okay, I'd almost watch the injury replay again than see that stupid State Farm double check commercial one more time. Posted by: no good deed at January 19, 2014 09:45 PM (vBhbc) I'll watch the State Farm commercial every break if they never show another one of the stooooopid Old Spice commercials. INTERCEPTION!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 19, 2014 05:50 PM (bCEmE)

799 nice throw romo

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 05:50 PM (At8tV)

800 Funny thing is the UFC doesn't replay gruesome injuries to avoid looking too violent. NFL replays them over and over and over again.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 05:50 PM (ZPrif)

801 Here comes the Bong Bowl!

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 05:50 PM (Lirg1)

802 Haha, Colin, time to go home.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 05:50 PM (8lmkt)

803 Kaper-pick again. To end it.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 19, 2014 05:50 PM (3bbd3)

804 Tammy al-Thor!! How goes?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 05:50 PM (NXqPC)

805 Doh!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 19, 2014 05:50 PM (W3UHW)

806 nailbiter.

i hate the coaches and i don't like the audience, but i got nothing but respect for the players.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 05:50 PM (Xfl0F)

807 Oh, hell yeah.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 05:50 PM (IXrOn)

808 I'll have to Bing the plate boundaries, boulder toilet hobo, to improve my ~~aim~~ mind.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 19, 2014 05:50 PM (vuh7l)

809 Hmm I guess good quaterbacks should be able to pass. Who knew.

Posted by: FadeToBolivia at January 19, 2014 05:50 PM (OcRPH)

810 ... well, until Kaeper threw that shit.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 05:51 PM (Xfl0F)

811 For the first time ever, I may have to root for an AFC team.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 19, 2014 05:51 PM (wSrLR)

812 Yes, Sherman is an asshole.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 05:51 PM (yz6yg)

813 I just realized I'm behind you. Mainly realized that from all the interception comments.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2014 05:51 PM (ZPrif)

814 Yeah, the Old Spice one creeps me out. I try to change the channel before the couch gives birth to the psycho mother.

Posted by: no good deed at January 19, 2014 05:51 PM (vBhbc)

815 Peyton's got this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 05:51 PM (IXrOn)

816 YESSsSssSSSSSsSSs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 05:51 PM (E6k2U)

817 It's on Seahawks!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 19, 2014 05:52 PM (W3UHW)

818 Anna, greetings!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2014 05:52 PM (jxBoE)

819 Sherman will get popped for steroids off season again and hopefully tossed

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 19, 2014 05:52 PM (At8tV)

820 Peyton's got this. I think so.

Posted by: toby928© at January 19, 2014 05:52 PM (QupBk)

821 And now commences two weeks of ESPN fellating Ye Olde Forehead to TFG levels.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 05:52 PM (Gk3SS)

822 Had to fix dinner. Is the game over yet? Who won?

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 19, 2014 05:52 PM (RLdcX)

823 Great game, did not end the way I has wished, but well contested.
CK gonna have to live with that last pick for the whole damn off season.

Posted by: navybrat at January 19, 2014 05:52 PM (AW7Gr)

824 i hate the coaches and i don't like the audience, but i got nothing but respect for the players. ***** agreed

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 05:53 PM (DmNpO)

825 wow, quite a game

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 05:53 PM (9GG/0)

826
Pelosi will be making excuses tomorrow! It just wasn't fair. Kap wasn't feeling well. The noise distracted the 49ers, but the scrunt will never say "no comment."

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 19, 2014 05:53 PM (pJF+c)

827 some major bad calls against SanFran.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 05:53 PM (IXrOn)

828 Had to fix dinner. Is the game over yet? Who won? *** Seattle, as we speak

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 05:53 PM (DmNpO)

829 I didn't care how won this one, but I do think Fo'head is gonna eat these boys alive. Very sloppy playing, really. Didn't think DangeRuss looked as sharp as usual.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2014 05:53 PM (jxBoE)

830 Sherman will get popped for steroids off season again and hopefully tossed I can dream. Maybe him and Steve Smith can share a cell.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 05:53 PM (yz6yg)

831 Sven: "I think Kaepernick is gonna have a good game."

I got some tobasco here for those words you're gonna be eating

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 05:53 PM (Xfl0F)

832 Congratulations, Seahawks. You are going to New Jersey.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 05:53 PM (8ezVr)

833 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 19, 2014 09:52 PM (Gk3SS) Heck, it's two weeks of ESPN talking about anything they can possibly think about.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 05:53 PM (Lirg1)

834 @818 The original is bad enough. But, the bowling alley one where the mom calls her son "sexy" just crosses a line that should not be crossed. Ick factor 10. By the way, why are we talking football? There is a very important event going on...the First Lady's birthday gala. You've got to be kidding me.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 19, 2014 05:53 PM (jbQHR)

835 Meanwhile, Chris Berman was wrong on both of his calls today.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 05:54 PM (Lirg1)

836 Oh someone is all pissy.

Posted by: buzzion at January 19, 2014 05:54 PM (LI48c)

837 825 And now commences two weeks of ESPN fellating Ye Olde Forehead to TFG levels. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ They normally reserve that for someone who's committed a double homicide.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2014 05:54 PM (8FyP4)

838 Yeah, Sherman is still an asshole.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 05:54 PM (yz6yg)

839 W.T.F!?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 19, 2014 05:54 PM (bCEmE)

840 Lord have mercy.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2014 05:54 PM (jxBoE)

841 Nice sideline interview.

Posted by: no good deed at January 19, 2014 05:54 PM (vBhbc)

842 Hey Sherman, I'm talking about you. You're a fucking shitbag.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 19, 2014 05:54 PM (CWquH)

843 holy crap, that guy just went postal

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 05:54 PM (8lmkt)

844 Well, looks like the players are as classy as the fans.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 19, 2014 05:54 PM (wSrLR)

845 Sherman is kind of an ass, isn't he?

Posted by: toby928© at January 19, 2014 05:54 PM (QupBk)

846 goodness, they get quite primitive on the field these days the howling, beating chests, weird moves...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 05:54 PM (IXrOn)

847
Miss Tammy--hello, nice lady.

Just great to see you again.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2014 05:54 PM (SAMxH)

848 They got to the 29 and let the clock eat 20 seconds then threw a pick. Brilliant.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2014 05:54 PM (AO9UG)

849 I like that Sherman fellow. He's a master at taunting the opponent.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 19, 2014 05:55 PM (Dwehj)

850 Yeah, way to go NFL. Nice sideline interview.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 05:55 PM (8ezVr)

851 Oh well, damn it. Congrats Seahawks fans. You deserve it But you will lose to the Broncos.

Posted by: oc joe at January 19, 2014 05:55 PM (hqVUe)

852 Wonder if Erin needs some one-on-one counselling?

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2014 05:55 PM (8FyP4)

853 They got to the 29 and let the clock eat 20 seconds then threw a pick. Andy Reid wept.

Posted by: toby928© at January 19, 2014 05:55 PM (QupBk)

854 irongrampa, hello! How are you and your lovely red-haired lady?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2014 05:56 PM (jxBoE)

855 Seattle, as we speak Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 09:53 PM (DmNpO) Oh shit, that means daughter the younger will be pissed (major 9er fan, hey I can't do everything right). She once called Kaperdick her future ex-husband, but I think she thinks more highly of the kicker now and he might be her future ex

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 19, 2014 05:56 PM (RLdcX)

856
Was that Rodman's bro?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 19, 2014 05:56 PM (pJF+c)

857 Never go Full Sherman.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 05:56 PM (8ezVr)

858 Pure class ..Seattle style .. wow.

Posted by: Pool Boy at January 19, 2014 05:56 PM (qQk+U)

859 My husband just said, "Now there's an impressive Stanford graduate."

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 19, 2014 05:56 PM (bCEmE)

860 hey, it's Tammy
how ya doin

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2014 05:56 PM (9GG/0)

861 856 Wonder if Erin needs some one-on-one counselling?

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2014 09:55 PM (8FyP4)

I've got dibs on consoling her by letting her rub my face in her boobs.

Posted by: buzzion at January 19, 2014 05:56 PM (LI48c)

862 Yeah, way to go NFL. 'Cause if there is one thing the NFL needs, it's the next Ray Lewis in the wings. Wonder if Sherman owns any white suitsÂ….

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 05:56 PM (yz6yg)

863 Can anyone translate that interview for me?

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 05:56 PM (Lirg1)

864 I'd like to know what Mr Crabtree said to him.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2014 05:56 PM (jxBoE)

865 Too much pot smoke floating around the stadium.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 05:56 PM (IXrOn)

866 Nancy will be offering her "comfort"

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 19, 2014 05:57 PM (W3UHW)

867 Pete Carroll can DIAF

Posted by: Thunderb at January 19, 2014 05:57 PM (zOTsN)

868 @ 858

We be just fine, and I trust all is well with you?

Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2014 05:57 PM (SAMxH)

869 Congratulations, Seahawks.

You are going to New Jersey.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2014 09:53 PM (8ezVr)

So they lost? That sounds like a punishment, not a reward.

Posted by: CQD at January 19, 2014 05:57 PM (XBG8I)

870 Was that Rodman's bro?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 19, 2014 09:56 PM (pJF+c)

I also wondered if they might be related, lol

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 05:57 PM (8lmkt)

871 Can anyone translate that interview for me? Does any one here speak thug?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 05:57 PM (yz6yg)

872 I'd like to know what Mr Crabtree said to him. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2014 09:56 PM (jxBoE) lol, yeah notice they had to *cut away* can't show us who the NFL really is...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 05:57 PM (IXrOn)

873 Hey chemjeff!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2014 05:57 PM (jxBoE)

874 AtC - posted this on the other football thread- One of AtC's minions has been spotted at SHOT show. http://tinyurl.com/mg3rzvn

Posted by: RWC at January 19, 2014 05:57 PM (Q6HBD)

875 I don't have TV, so I couldn't watch the football games. I've been watching cocktail videos instead. http://www.smallscreennetwork.com/

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2014 05:58 PM (sdi6R)

876 Wow. That dude seems a wee bit grouchy. In the sense of "completely lost his shit".

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 19, 2014 05:58 PM (eQJwb)

877 I bet a producer told Erin Andrews to cut the interview short. Smart move.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 05:58 PM (Lirg1)

878 Yeah, Sherman is still an asshole.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2014 09:54 PM (yz6yg)

Sean is not a fan. LOL

I missed the post-game interview. I normally watch the games with the sound off. By the time I realized who that was Erin was going back to Joe.

Posted by: tbodie at January 19, 2014 05:58 PM (F3WsD)

879 He reminded me more of Antoine, frankly. Y'all remember him. LOVE him.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2014 05:58 PM (jxBoE)

880 Oh someone is all pissy.
She was right to be. Only ten pounds of lobster per guest. The nerve! You are talking about Mooch, aren't you?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 19, 2014 05:58 PM (vuh7l)

881 @870 Thanks for that. Just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 19, 2014 05:59 PM (jbQHR)

882 Gee, these guys are the greatest, aren't they? Oh, this has been going on for like.....forever. More amused by how shocked the Fox sports babe was at the outburst. They weren't playing bean bag out there.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 19, 2014 05:59 PM (+1T7c)

883 Sounds like a team needs to be gifted about 30 emus in boxes.

How you doing Tammy?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 05:59 PM (NXqPC)

884 Yeah I'm thinking just the opposite then most in the Super Bowl, I think Seattle's defense is vastly superior to Denver's. I'm going with Seattle for the win.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 19, 2014 05:59 PM (IV4od)

885 I missed the post-game interview. I normally watch the games with the sound off. By the time I realized who that was Erin was going back to Joe. Posted by: tbodie at January 19, 2014 09:58 PM (F3WsD) I would have to put it on slow motion to try to understand what he said. All I know is that Erin was stunned and then cut it off.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 05:59 PM (Lirg1)

886 Next week: New England vs. San Francisco in the Loser Bowl.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2014 05:59 PM (AO9UG)

887 My brother just texted - halftime act for this year will be Snoop Dogg

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 05:59 PM (Xfl0F)

888 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=civOdWxd4Kc

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2014 06:00 PM (jxBoE)

889 DJ Lane ‏@DJordanLane 4m Looks like Millie Vanilli was upset about something. Back to you, Mike.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 06:00 PM (DmNpO)

890 bean bag joke ..twice in one thread .. 15 yard penalty

Posted by: Pool Boy at January 19, 2014 06:00 PM (qQk+U)

891 I would have to put it on slow motion to try to understand what he said. All I know is that Erin was stunned and then cut it off. *** fuck dis, fuck dat pissed off at Crabtree

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 06:01 PM (DmNpO)

892 Congratulations, Seahawks. You are going to New Jersey. Posted by: garret In January.

But Terry said New York. Buy that man a map.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 19, 2014 06:01 PM (+1T7c)

893 If I had a son, he'd give interviews like that.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 19, 2014 06:01 PM (Dwehj)

894 Buy that man a map.

I hope these two teams will even be able to find their way to the venue.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 06:01 PM (Xfl0F)

895
You know what?

I think the losers of the conference championship games should play each other in The Super Bowl Junior in the week before the Super Bowl.

Why not, right. For instance, this year the Patriots vs 49ers.

Posted by: soothsayer mcfly at January 19, 2014 06:02 PM (BUcLz)

896
It was a little wild after the game, but at least he didn't ask me for cooter!

Posted by: Erin Andrews at January 19, 2014 06:02 PM (pJF+c)

897 892 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=civOdWxd4Kc Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2014 10:00 PM (jxBoE) Yes! LMAO!!!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 19, 2014 06:02 PM (bCEmE)

898 Oh, no! It's 6:58 p.m. and CAC's spaced out post has effed-up the time machine again!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 19, 2014 06:02 PM (vuh7l)

899 John Nordstrom, my all-time champion In life. When he owned the team, my two loves, shoes and football met in wonderful confluence.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 06:02 PM (E6k2U)

900 So based upon that bizarre interview, somebody be talkin' all kinda shit about somebody else? Well, this is football, ladies, where love and the essence of jock itch is in the air.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2014 06:02 PM (TKFmG)

901 Meanwhile in Afh!tastan, 2,700 solders will have to go without breakfast. Cutbacks and drawdown. They also may lose laundry service.

http://tinyurl.com/n7ymx3k

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 06:02 PM (NXqPC)

902 New England vs. San Francisco in the Loser Bowl.

Can't it just be the two coaches? and then seal it up behind them. Two men enter - who the hell cares who leaves

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 06:03 PM (Xfl0F)

903 I hope they do a more in-depth interview with that guy. Before they have to cut away to the civil unrest.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 06:03 PM (8lmkt)

904 897 If I had a son, he'd give interviews like that. Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 19, 2014 10:01 PM (Dwehj) I LOLd

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2014 06:03 PM (jxBoE)

905
Speaking of Sherman...

can you believe this crap? They made a pixelized animated movie based on PEABODY'S IMPROBABLE HISTORY.

Posted by: soothsayer mcfly at January 19, 2014 06:04 PM (Y4TdB)

906 Meanwhile in Afh!tastan, 2,700 solders will have to go without breakfast. Cutbacks and drawdown. They also may lose laundry service.

They failed to sign up for 404Care. What can I say?

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 19, 2014 06:04 PM (Dwehj)

907 Looks like someone gave Sherman a talking to.

Posted by: buzzion at January 19, 2014 06:04 PM (LI48c)

908 If Denver wins, there will be no rioting just a really big bongfire.

Posted by: no good deed at January 19, 2014 06:04 PM (vBhbc)

909 Rewinds the DVR: "I'm the best corner in the game! When you try me with a sorry receiver like Crabtree that's the result you will get! Don't you ever talk about me!" Andrews: Who was talking about you? "Crabtree! Don't you open your mouth about the best!" I didn't understand his last two sentences.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 06:04 PM (Lirg1)

910 Awww, Wilson's got a good ole southern drawl. Sweet voice.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 06:04 PM (IXrOn)

911 LOLz @ Drudge headline and pix

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 19, 2014 06:04 PM (Xfl0F)

912 @katherinemiller: For posterity https://vine.co/v/hlUgALKneLr

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 19, 2014 06:05 PM (bCEmE)

913 If Denver wins, there will be no rioting just a really big bongfire. Posted by: no good deed at January 19, 2014 10:04 PM (vBhbc) Border states. Second hand smoke.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 06:05 PM (IXrOn)

914 900+ comments? Holy shit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 19, 2014 06:06 PM (GEICT)

915 I believe Russel is conservative/Republican, and has pissed off Libs by having a white wife. Kinda like RGIII

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2014 06:06 PM (jxBoE)

916 I have a rough translation: "Golly, I sure hope Mr. Crabtree stops being so mean. He said mean things that aren't true. I can play well, too."

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2014 06:06 PM (AO9UG)

917
Next week: New England vs. San Francisco in the Loser Bowl.

You stole my ideer..

two minutes before I thought of it!

Posted by: soothsayer mcfly at January 19, 2014 06:06 PM (1WM2H)

918
From now on, all you honkies gotta call me General Sherman, and I'm gonna take New York!

Posted by: General Sherman at January 19, 2014 06:06 PM (pJF+c)

919 So that coach for SF was at Stanford for a while, when Pete Carroll was at USC.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 19, 2014 06:07 PM (V70Uh)

920

For some reason all my neighbors are setting off fireworks.

Bonus: my brother lives in Denver. I see a small family reunion in NY in 2 weeks.

Posted by: genghis at January 19, 2014 06:07 PM (Zl7vs)

921 Rewinds the DVR: "I'm the best corner in the game! When you try me with a sorry receiver like Crabtree that's the result you will get! Don't you ever talk about me!" Andrews: Who was talking about you? "Crabtree! Don't you open your mouth about the best!" I didn't understand his last two sentences. Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 10:04 PM (Lirg1) Looks back again and adds to the end: "Don't open your mouth about the best or I'll shut it for you real quick! LOB!" Interview over.

Posted by: Vendette at January 19, 2014 06:07 PM (Lirg1)

922 Next week: New England vs. San Francisco in the Loser Bowl.

Can we call it the Chowdah Bowl instead?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2014 06:07 PM (NXqPC)

923 Peyton is going to light up Richard Sherman like a pinball machine. Should be fun.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 19, 2014 06:07 PM (yz6yg)

924 The Choom Bowl is definitely something I could get behind.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 19, 2014 06:08 PM (Dwehj)

925 If AtC is still on the thread, I have a present .... A wonderful photo of Marilyn Monroe on Santa Monica Beach by George Barris, shortly before her death in 1962. pic.twitter.com/oZs4RyMa7y

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2014 06:08 PM (aTXUx)

926 Nood

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 19, 2014 06:08 PM (GEICT)

927 Bad decision by the QB with that throw into double coverage. Sherman should be thanking the QB for the gift instead of claiming whatever.

Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2014 06:08 PM (rn0EN)

928 Ms Oliver looks like a cross between Stephen Tyler and Oprah

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2014 06:09 PM (jxBoE)

929 Border states. Second hand smoke.

Aw, hell. I'm downwind.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 06:09 PM (roTS7)

930 It's nood but it's also space specific so no OT for you!!!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 19, 2014 06:10 PM (vuh7l)

931 Would it be a conflict of interest for Sherman to accept endorsement deals from both Summer's Eve and Preparation-H?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 06:11 PM (DmNpO)

932 A wonderful photo of Marilyn Monroe on Santa Monica Beach by George Barris, shortly before her death in 1962. **** I love that photo.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 06:12 PM (DmNpO)

933 Drudge: Pot Bowl heh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2014 06:12 PM (IXrOn)

934 No it's not. CAC put up an OT.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 19, 2014 06:12 PM (GEICT)

935 Would it be a conflict of interest for Sherman to accept endorsement deals from both Summer's Eve and Preparation-H? That taint right.

Posted by: toby928© at January 19, 2014 06:13 PM (QupBk)

936

What time will president Obama give us the news a black quarterback will be going to the super bowl ??

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at January 19, 2014 06:13 PM (xcVAU)

937 I was a Bad Person on the nood and my initial comment went away.

I'm a Bad Person.

Bad.

I'm bad.

(It was in retrospect a comment that should have gone away.)

So. Bad.

"Where are the white women at?"

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2014 06:14 PM (roTS7)

938 Oh, suuuure. Now CAC puts up the OT thread to make me look bad after his time travel fiasco!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 19, 2014 06:15 PM (vuh7l)

939 Excuse me while I whip this out, filbert.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 19, 2014 06:16 PM (vuh7l)

940 Oh, yeah, Russell is Christian and a very confident, yet humble man. Drives the libs cuh-raa-zee.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 19, 2014 06:16 PM (E6k2U)

941 Obviously, Sherman had time for a couple of quick bong hits before this latest face time.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2014 06:16 PM (8lmkt)

942 Would it be a conflict of interest for Sherman to accept endorsement deals from both Summer's Eve and Preparation-H?

Probably more confusing than conflicting.

Posted by: no good deed at January 19, 2014 06:16 PM (vBhbc)

943 Libs like his 911 truther coach? Sure Go Denver

Posted by: Thunderb at January 19, 2014 06:19 PM (zOTsN)

944 no patriots in the bowl..again .. I've already won .. ooffaahh..

Posted by: Pool Boy at January 19, 2014 06:20 PM (qQk+U)

945 I think Seattle quarterback should thank president Obama for making this opportunity to go to the super bowl. Very rude of him for not doing this.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at January 19, 2014 06:22 PM (xcVAU)

946 I think Seattle quarterback should thank president Obama for making this opportunity to go to the super bowl. Very rude of him for not doing this. *** Hey Russell Wilson! You didn't build that!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2014 06:25 PM (DmNpO)

947 I think Seattle quarterback should thank president Obama for making this opportunity to go to the super bowl. Very rude of him for not doing this.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at January 19, 2014 10:22 PM (xcVAU)

Pete Carroll will. He's that big of lefty douche

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2014 06:32 PM (JivuR)

948 1 And once again belicheck can't get a ring without cheating.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2014 06:23 PM (LI48c)

Whatever. Without "cheating," his team was more successful this year than 28+ other NFL teams. As it was last year and the year before, too.

BTW, this is the first time Denver is back in the Super Bowl since they cheated the salary cap to win two Super Bowls in the late '90s.

Posted by: Slappy at January 19, 2014 07:00 PM (g0F0Y)

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