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February 12, 2014

Charlie Crist: Republicans Just Don't Like Me Because I Said Nice Things About a Black Guy
— Ace

If a political rival wishes me to join him in condemning racism, I'll gladly do so.

But that's not how talk about racism is usually expressed. It's usually formulated in this way: It's racism that makes you think that, and therefore you're wrong.

This is not an expression of condemnation of racism. This is simply a venomous and demagogic political attack. And this attack causes me to say "No I'm not," and the attacker then says, "See? And now you're defending racism."

How about you just tell me in which ways you disagree with my policies instead of resorting to cheap demagoguery?

Posted by: Ace at 03:47 PM | Comments (472)
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My dislike of him comes more from a disdain for Oompa Loompas.

Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2014 03:03 PM (LI48c)

2 Sweet I think I'm on a hidden thread.

Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2014 03:06 PM (LI48c)

3 Sticking to Policies is Racist.

Posted by: Democrat Spokesperson... at February 12, 2014 03:29 PM (84gbM)

4 Stomp

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2014 03:30 PM (DHj6D)

5 Ad hominem

Posted by: Bret at February 12, 2014 03:36 PM (XeTU2)

6 What I meant to say is that they don't like me because I'm orange. Just look at what the wing nuts say about Boehner.

Posted by: Charlie Crist at February 12, 2014 03:49 PM (Aif/5)

7 Cause cheap demagoguery works.

Posted by: Twice Elected Obama at February 12, 2014 03:49 PM (ZPrif)

8 Why don't Crist just shrivel up and blow away

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 03:51 PM (4w7wl)

9 Ace hates Tangelo-Americans.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at February 12, 2014 03:51 PM (zDsvJ)

10 The zebra cannot change his spots.

Posted by: toby928© mangler of metaphors at February 12, 2014 03:52 PM (QupBk)

11 Yeah, I guess "Orange" isn't a protected minority, so the only way Crist can get that sweet, sweet blanket of protection from all levels of incompetence is to be two degrees of separation from black.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 12, 2014 03:52 PM (T0NGe)

12 Next Crist will claim of Ace, "My opponent is a practicing heterosexual!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 03:52 PM (4w7wl)

13 That orange bastard is lower than shit.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2014 03:53 PM (zqvg6)

14 Next Crist will claim of Ace, "My opponent is a practicing heterosexual!" and a known philanthropist.

Posted by: toby928© mangler of metaphors at February 12, 2014 03:53 PM (QupBk)

15 It takes a special kind of Idiot to post a comment before the thread arrives.

And Crist just needs to keep swinging a bag of hammers into his own forehead.

You know, like a pillowcase full.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2014 03:53 PM (DHj6D)

16 For every one Christine O'Donnell there is one Arlen Specter and one Gov. Cheetos.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 12, 2014 03:54 PM (cxs6V)

17 This type of cheap racial demagoguery is also why multicultural (multi-ethnic, multi-language, and multi-religious) societies tend not to work and have greater problems with corruption -- because human beings are tribal and ambitious politicians will resort to cheap tribalism to gain power. And they do it because it works. Cheap tribalism and cheap demagoguery beat nuanced policy arguments 9 times out of 10.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 12, 2014 03:54 PM (ZPrif)

18 Saying nice thing about a black guy? Likes he's "clean and articulate," with "no negro dialect unless he chooses to"? I guess Crist is right. I really do hate assholes who say such things.

Posted by: wooga at February 12, 2014 03:54 PM (LH6mp)

19 Ace hates Tangelo-Americans --- I thought the proper term for this guy was Creamsicle?

Posted by: Jenny Likes Her Phone at February 12, 2014 03:54 PM (Fwv1e)

20 "and a known philanthropist."

And an openly practicing thespian.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 12, 2014 03:55 PM (gqT4g)

21 How about you just tell me in which ways you disagree with my policies instead of resorting to cheap demagoguery?

That sounds exactly like something a racist would say.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 12, 2014 03:55 PM (IN7k+)

22 15 It takes a special kind of Idiot to post a comment before the thread arrives.

And Crist just needs to keep swinging a bag of hammers into his own forehead.

You know, like a pillowcase full.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2014 07:53 PM (DHj6D)

Oh the thread existed. It stomped Monty's after just a few minutes, but ace disappeared it soon after I commented about my oompa loompa hate.

Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2014 03:55 PM (LI48c)

23 There's a lot to be said for the old timey practice of running a charlatan out of town on a rail.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2014 03:55 PM (BAS5M)

24 The rumors that he has sex with livestock are completely untrue.

Posted by: Kristophr at February 12, 2014 03:55 PM (c6N69)

25 I hate Charlie Crist because I'm an raving anti-Orangite.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2014 03:56 PM (8ZskC)

26 Let me guess, he said this on MSNBC.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 12, 2014 03:56 PM (38LLM)

27 And a known philanthropist --- Who masticates in public.

Posted by: Jenny Likes Her Phone at February 12, 2014 03:56 PM (Fwv1e)

28 BTW, let me point out...once again...that to liberals Obama is just a black guy. He has no other characteristics, he's just a black guy.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 12, 2014 03:56 PM (T0NGe)

29 Crist is as artificial and phony as TANG.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 03:56 PM (4w7wl)

30 How about you just tell me in which ways you disagree with my policies instead of resorting to cheap demagoguery? Posted by: Ace at 07:47 PM ----------------------------------------------------------------- We are legion. We need no other tool.

Posted by: the lefty horde at February 12, 2014 03:57 PM (DtNNC)

31 >>And a known philanthropist

---

Who masticates in public.

Posted by: Jenny Likes Her Phone

And likes him some free condiments.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 12, 2014 03:57 PM (cxs6V)

32 My dislike of Charlie Crist is because I don't like slip little flip flopping weasels. Aside from those personal characteristics, Charlie Crist is a heck of a fellow. Tough to get past the weasel part however.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 12, 2014 03:57 PM (wdHk6)

33 I DESPISE Charlie Crist far too much to even come up with coherently witty snark to direct against him. The guy is the distilled essence of EVERYTHING wrong with politicians.

Posted by: Dave J. at February 12, 2014 03:57 PM (SLQQ3)

34 He has no other characteristics, he's just a black guy. ------- That's not true. He's a clean, articulate black guy.

Posted by: Searchlight Strangler at February 12, 2014 03:57 PM (Aif/5)

35 There's a lot to be said for the old timey practice of running a charlatan out of town on a rail. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2014 07:55 PM (BAS5M) Crist is one crazy outburst away from trying to sell Florida a state-wide monorail.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 12, 2014 03:58 PM (T0NGe)

36 and a known philanthropist My opponent is a full-on-rapist. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JcFtXnQwm8

Posted by: wooga at February 12, 2014 03:58 PM (LH6mp)

37 Charlie Crist and Wendy Davis should get hitched.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 03:58 PM (4w7wl)

38 And an openly practicing thespian. Posted by: torquewrench at February 12, 2014 07:55 PM (gqT4g) Thespian marriage should be illegal.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 12, 2014 03:58 PM (T0NGe)

39 Have you stopped beating your wife?

Posted by: AAA at February 12, 2014 03:59 PM (fG412)

40 There's a lot to be said for the old timey practice of running a charlatan out of town on a rail. This. A thousand times this.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2014 03:59 PM (BEcFQ)

41 Anal bum cover.

Posted by: toby928© mangler of metaphors at February 12, 2014 03:59 PM (QupBk)

42 Charlie Crist and Wendy Davis should get hitched.

They would make beautiful aborted fetuses together.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2014 03:59 PM (8ZskC)

43 This is simply a venomous and demagogic political attack. And this attack causes me to say "No I'm not," and the attacker then says, "See? And now you're defending racism."

Ace, I know you don't have time to read all comments, but we've been at this all day today.

I'll restate from what I said in an earlier thread: The racist argument is a democrat construct designed, singularly, to divide our nation.

Treat it as such.

Posted by: tangonine at February 12, 2014 04:00 PM (4Re4i)

44 Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me I was racist!?

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2014 04:00 PM (BEcFQ)

45 I don't like him because he's an orange rino.

Posted by: real joe at February 12, 2014 04:01 PM (xXhgd)

46 I dunno. I still kind of like the guy.

Posted by: Karl Rove at February 12, 2014 04:02 PM (8ZskC)

47 For whatever reason I read the headline as Chris Christie, not Charlie Crist. But I wasn't surprised that Christie might say something like that. Take whatever you want from that.

Posted by: Frankly at February 12, 2014 04:02 PM (ghVYG)

48 What's wrong with your face!? http://tinyurl.com/kt9x4th

Posted by: Me Plinkett at February 12, 2014 04:02 PM (Aif/5)

49 Its the easiest most effective and cheapest political strategy anyone can use and so the Dems have taken to using it. I just find it sad that the most white of white bread Dems (even the ones that are so white they are orange) are now using it.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 12, 2014 04:02 PM (cGlgB)

50 29 Crist is as artificial and phony as TANG. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 07:56 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------- Tang may be artificial, but there is NO (dirtyword) WAY that it is as phony as that (dirtyword).

Posted by: irright at February 12, 2014 04:02 PM (DtNNC)

51 The Wild One is on.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2014 04:03 PM (zqvg6)

52 The Republicans hate their own voters more than they hate the Democrats. Maybe our current system isn't working out for those that are right-of-center?

Posted by: Golem_Master at February 12, 2014 04:03 PM (L1K98)

53 BTW, let me point out...once again...that to liberals Obama is just a black guy. He has no other characteristics, he's just a black guy. In fairness to liberals, his other characteristics aren't very positive.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 12, 2014 04:03 PM (102Hx)

54 If you want to have some fun, try Googling "Chain Gang Charlie".

Yeah. This guy really ought to be wagging his finger at me over race.

Posted by: Mark_E at February 12, 2014 04:03 PM (NvjU1)

55 Why on Earth would I be mad at someone who said something nice about Clarence Thomas?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 12, 2014 04:03 PM (Gk3SS)

56 Sometimes you just have to take a little "me" time.

Posted by: Arlen Specter at February 12, 2014 04:03 PM (8ZskC)

57 What we need to do is marginalize the people who race bait and stir strife.

We don't need to "reach out," because that gives credence to their argument.

You "reach out" to those around you who are in need, and you do so out of the kindness of your heart, not for political gain.

So weary of this.

But... I'll keep fighting them.

Commies. God says to forgive but I'm having a really really hard time.

Posted by: tangonine at February 12, 2014 04:03 PM (4Re4i)

58 Here's a thinker: Would we be significantly worse off if Crist were in the Senate instead of Rubio?

Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2014 04:04 PM (X3GkB)

59 Want a really good scare? *If* Charlie Crist wins the governor race in Florida--Hillary! could pick him as her VP.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2014 04:04 PM (RJMhd)

60 51 The Wild One is on. Gotta go.

Posted by: real joe at February 12, 2014 04:05 PM (xXhgd)

61 Here's a thinker: Would we be significantly worse off if Crist were in the Senate instead of Rubio?

Rubio will never lie to us again.

Swearsies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2014 04:05 PM (8ZskC)

62 *If* Charlie Crist wins the governor race in Florida--Hillary! could pick him as her VP. It's about damn time we had a colored VP.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2014 04:06 PM (BEcFQ)

63 In a just society it would be legal to tar and feather CC and ride his ass out of town on a rail.

Posted by: Angel with a sword at February 12, 2014 04:06 PM (hpgw1)

64 I think conservatives going all racist is somehow tied to the internet or cable news. Because before the advent of either of them I didn't spend a whole lot of time thinking, reading or listening about it.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 12, 2014 04:06 PM (IV4od)

65 How about you just tell me in which ways you disagree with my policies instead of resorting to cheap demagoguery? Can't. Democrat.

Posted by: EC at February 12, 2014 04:07 PM (doBIb)

66 And the latest polling that I can find for the Florida governor's race has Crist up over Scott. University of Florida polling (Feb.5th) Crist 47% Scott 40%

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2014 04:07 PM (RJMhd)

67 64 I think conservatives going all racist is somehow tied to the internet or cable news.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 12, 2014 08:06 PM (IV4od)

I think you'll find, here, the most unracist just... people... ever.

just people.

Individuals.

Posted by: tangonine at February 12, 2014 04:08 PM (4Re4i)

68 62 *If* Charlie Crist wins the governor race in Florida--Hillary! could pick him as her VP. It's about damn time we had a colored VP. Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2014 08:06 PM (BEcFQ) ******** Ya, orange .

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2014 04:08 PM (RJMhd)

69 Once Obama retires from political office, we can go back to the days when Congress was controlled by the democrats, and the news media was trying to drive a republican president out of office.

Who would ever have guessed those were 'the good old days'?

Posted by: Yarma Karma at February 12, 2014 04:09 PM (GqHG3)

How about you just tell me in which ways you disagree with my policies instead of resorting to cheap demagoguery?

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Because left-leaning politicians have learned that cheap demagoguery wins elections. The LIVs don't know the difference.

Posted by: Soona at February 12, 2014 04:09 PM (5XB5E)

71 "Crist is one crazy outburst away from trying to sell Florida a state-wide monorail." Pshaw: he was indeed involved in pretty much exactly that boondoggle. We used to actually have "high-speed rail" in our state constitution, y'know.

Posted by: Dave J. at February 12, 2014 04:10 PM (SLQQ3)

72 "and a known philanthropist."

And an openly practicing thespian.

Philately will get your letter across town.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at February 12, 2014 04:11 PM (DL2i+)

73 I was just thinking, Rand Paul is really showing us the best thing to do with these situations. Find points of Democrat hypocrisy and then mention it over and over and over until they respond and then when the respond start point out how they are guilty just for responding.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 12, 2014 04:11 PM (cGlgB)

74 My sister and I are as red as they come. She called me the other night and said "Molly, If Hillary gets in next we are leaving the country" I agree. We both love Scotland and are looking for property right now. It's socialist we both know but it's one thing to go willingly, it's another to have it forced on you.

Posted by: Molly k. at February 12, 2014 04:12 PM (DfHo3)

75 "Posted by: tangonine at February 12, 2014 08:08 PM (4Re4i)"

Facetious.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 12, 2014 04:12 PM (IV4od)

76 Charlie Crist, I dislike you because you are an orange piece of shit and you hugged Obama, but mostly because you are an orange piece of shit.

Posted by: DangerGirl at February 12, 2014 04:12 PM (GrtrJ)

77 Original Sin does exist on the left. And there's never going to be absolution.

Posted by: Fisticuffs kerfuffle at February 12, 2014 04:12 PM (R6JT1)

How about you just tell me in which ways you disagree with my policies instead of resorting to cheap demagoguery?

Because there are so few policy disagreements between the two halves of the Party-In-Government? Because that's how Rats roll? Both?

Posted by: steveegg at February 12, 2014 04:12 PM (o44nj)

79 Please don't forget that Charlie Crist was on McCain's short list of possible VP picks.

Posted by: Furious George at February 12, 2014 04:12 PM (P85Pz)

80 How about you just tell me in which ways you disagree with my policies instead of resorting to cheap demagoguery?

Ace,

We've got your back.

I know that you think your back, in your mind, don't need no gettin' (I love my southern upbringing), but nonetheless.

Posted by: tangonine at February 12, 2014 04:12 PM (4Re4i)

81 Crist wrote a book, too, about how extreme the Tea Party is. "The Party's Over".

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2014 04:12 PM (30eLQ)

82 "Would we be significantly worse off if Crist were in the Senate instead of Rubio?" Oh fuck yes: not even close. Marco is off the reservation on one issue and otherwise a solidly reliable conservative. Crist is a total scumbag.

Posted by: Dave J. at February 12, 2014 04:12 PM (SLQQ3)

83 We are now down to the raw Obama administration. The veneer is gone, the pretending is gone. It's race and revenge. And the Left loves it. They've sold their souls for tribalism. Liberals used to be truly hopey-changey. JFK, the future is limitless, space age, flying cars,... But they don't accept failure and so their doubling down involves degenerating into the basest kind of ugliness.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 12, 2014 04:13 PM (T0NGe)

84 "Oh the thread existed. It stomped Monty's after just a few minutes, but ace disappeared it soon after I commented about my oompa loompa hate."

Oh, Iknow.
It was an attempt to play off my nic and that fact that even I had a comment before the time stamp,

Both of us watched the thread go *POOF*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2014 04:13 PM (DHj6D)

85 The race card. That's all they've got. They're a one trick pony. Especially Hollyweird. Disagree with the JEF? Raccisss!!!11!

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at February 12, 2014 04:14 PM (SudzO)

86 Oh, the #1 twitter trend in America right now #IfIWasWhite if you want to bask in the multicultural Peace, Love and Harmony that is America in 2014.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 12, 2014 04:14 PM (ZPrif)

87 This and the guy is anti gun. The only people that like him are the democrats at the NY Slime and WaPo. He has ZERO chance of getting the nomination. We should stop wasting our time discussing the fat asshole.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 12, 2014 04:15 PM (0FSuD)

88 Charlie Crist: I think Republicans got mad at me for hugging Obama because heÂ’s black

___

Is this idiot for real?

Pro-Tip, Crist, it's not that you hugged anyone, it's because you're a dick.

Posted by: tangonine at February 12, 2014 04:15 PM (4Re4i)

89 The witch-hunters set the criteria for determining who is a witch. They are able to set the definition because they control all meaningful cultural institutions. Surprisingly, everyone that opposes the witch-hunters in any capacity ends up being a witch.

Replace the word "witch-hunters" with "the Left."
Replace the word "witch" with "racist."

Why do people on the right care about being called racist? You cannot have an honest, principled discussion about what is or is not racist because your enemies have no principles. Oppose the left, you are a racist. That's all the word means.

Posted by: Golem_Master at February 12, 2014 04:15 PM (L1K98)

90 But I have to say, I LOOOOOOOOOVE that Crist is doing this. It makes the tactic so transparent and pathetic.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 12, 2014 04:16 PM (T0NGe)

91 Orange'nt you glad you have me in the House and not Charlie Crist in the Senate?

Posted by: John Boehner at February 12, 2014 04:16 PM (Q6pxP)

92 "And the latest polling that I can find for the Florida governor's race has Crist up over Scott.Â University of Florida polling (Feb.5th)Â Crist 47%Â Scott 40%" Hmmmmmm...what's happened since February 5th? Look up the name Scott Rothstein. If you haven't heard it before...you will if you follow this race. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Dave J. at February 12, 2014 04:16 PM (SLQQ3)

93 I don't have a problem with Obama being black. I have a problem with him being red.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 12, 2014 04:16 PM (yh0zB)

94 I don't like Crist. Yes I am a racist. I don't like Orange people. There I said it.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 12, 2014 04:16 PM (0LHZx)

95 Charlie Crist's street cred comes from hugging a black guy once.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 12, 2014 04:17 PM (Fa3Hi)

96 46 I dunno. I still kind of like the guy. Posted by: Karl Rove at February 12, 2014 08:02 PM (8ZskC) I don't think Rove is stupid enough to be on the fat boy's team.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 12, 2014 04:17 PM (0FSuD)

97 86 Oh, the #1 twitter trend in America right now #IfIWasWhite if you want to bask in the multicultural Peace, Love and Harmony that is America in 2014. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 12, 2014 08:14 PM (ZPrif) Heh. #IfIWasWhite, I'd know that slavery was started in Virginia by a black man suing in court to keep his indentured servant from going free.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 12, 2014 04:18 PM (T0NGe)

The whole damn left is just agitating for blood. Nothing less will suit them, as nothing less will open the door to them to go full totalitarian on us all.

That is, and always has been, their ultimate objective.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2014 04:18 PM (vvk2F)

99 So if someone doesn't like AOSHQ does that make them an acist?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 12, 2014 04:18 PM (g4TxM)

100 Seriously, the #IfIWasWhite hashtag shows why assholes like Crist play the race card. Because it works. Because hating white people and accusing them of being subhuman racists is a vote winner in 2014 America. Politicians like Crist are just a reflection so society. A scumbag society produces scumbag politicians. He's just the froth on the wave.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 12, 2014 04:18 PM (ZPrif)

101 Hmmmmmm...what's happened since February 5th? Look up the name Scott Rothstein. If you haven't heard it before...you will if you follow this race. Repeatedly. Posted by: Dave J. at February 12, 2014 08:16 PM (SLQQ3) _____________ Come on. He's a Democrat. News that he is associated with fraudsters will either a) be ignored by the MSM or b) shrugged off as "Dems will be Dems"

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 12, 2014 04:19 PM (0LHZx)

102 93 I don't have a problem with Obama being black. I have a problem with him being red.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 12, 2014 08:16 PM (yh0zB)

Right? Mila Love for prez. Black. Woman. Kickassery.

I don't care what color you are, what sex you are, just hold tight to the Constitution and take us home.

Posted by: tangonine at February 12, 2014 04:19 PM (4Re4i)

103 92 "And the latest polling that I can find for the Florida governor's race has Crist up over Scott. University of Florida polling (Feb.5th) Crist 47% Scott 40%" Hmmmmmm...what's happened since February 5th? Look up the name Scott Rothstein. If you haven't heard it before...you will if you follow this race. Repeatedly. Posted by: Dave J. at February 12, 2014 08:16 PM (SLQQ3) ************ Will do. However just checked older polling data and Crist was leading by even a greater margin. Come on Florida Morons--you do not want Crist presiding over a Florida recount for Hillary.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2014 04:19 PM (RJMhd)

104 95 Charlie Crist's street cred comes from hugging a black guy once. Posted by: TexasDan at February 12, 2014 08:17 PM (Fa3Hi) Yeah, because hugging black guys is automatic street cred. I hear Ice-T is a big hugger.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 12, 2014 04:19 PM (T0NGe)

105 the term 'racism' as it is thrown around today has no meaning. right wingers would do well to just accept being called a racist, or a this-ist or a that-ist. it's meaningless, quit defending against the accusations. that is their only weapon.

Posted by: purple pill at February 12, 2014 04:19 PM (zqXkX)

106 It's that orange hue. Now if only he would start taking massive doses of silver iodide to fix what ails him, he could turn reliably blue, his true color.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at February 12, 2014 04:19 PM (SudzO)

107 Charlie Crist hugged a black guy. So did Virginia Thomas, and that pisses me off.

Posted by: Alvin Holmes (D), Alabama at February 12, 2014 04:19 PM (P85Pz)

108
This guy actually has a chance to become guv again? WTH Fla?

OTOH, I learned what this country is made up of in 2012.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2014 04:20 PM (n0DEs)

109 As a Floridian I will admit that we are not too smart down here in the appendage of the country but we are smart enough to know there are no ORANGE people for chrissakes...except for Charlie. If you look up "Ass Clown" in the dictionary you will see his picture. Are his 15 minutes up yet?

Posted by: IrishEd at February 12, 2014 04:20 PM (bfm04)

110 Wait. I drink one glass of wine and I misread Crist as Christy. Shit, next thing you know I'll think that Amanda girl killed someone. It's all this white shit, it's burning my brain. The entire street is fucking racist white. Call Holder! I denounce myself and wait till @250 to talk about guns.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 12, 2014 04:21 PM (0FSuD)

111 Has Florida really gone this far off the deep end? That's kinda depressing given it's the 3rd most populous state in the country today.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 12, 2014 04:22 PM (0LHZx)

112 110 Wait. I drink one glass of wine and I misread Crist as Christy. Shit, next thing you know I'll think that Amanda girl killed someone. _____________________ She killed me with her looks. Her hawt, hawt looks.

Posted by: Bob Filner at February 12, 2014 04:22 PM (P85Pz)

113 I hate Alan Grayson's pallor, therefore I am a gracist.

Posted by: Graceless & Tasteless at February 12, 2014 04:23 PM (R6JT1)

114 Charlie Crist is Edwin Edwards, the devil you know.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 04:23 PM (4w7wl)

115 I don't like him because I view him as prime donut competition.

Posted by: Jean at February 12, 2014 04:23 PM (4JkHl)

116 Hmmmmmm...what's happened since February 5th? Look up the name Scott Rothstein. If you haven't heard it before...you will if you follow this race. Repeatedly. Posted by: Dave J. at February 12, 2014 08:16 PM (SLQQ3) ******** Sun Sentinel is doing something hinky with their website--but got the jist of it. Thanks. Looks like it might hurt Crist--some sort of ponzi scheme. Also looks like it broke on the 7th or 10th.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2014 04:23 PM (RJMhd)

117 Keep in mind that Florida is that wonderful state that gave us Alan Grayson and Debbie Whatsisname Schultz.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at February 12, 2014 04:23 PM (SudzO)

118 I'm reminded of a clip from a news show where this lefty twat was interviewing a British black guy, and she kept referring to him as an 'african-american', and the guy finally got sick of it and said something along the lines of 'Bitch, I'm black and British, why do you keep calling me african american? Are you really that fucking stupid?'

Posted by: model_1066 at February 12, 2014 04:23 PM (LIQGY)

119 I thought it was Christy too, till the oompa loompa comment.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 12, 2014 04:24 PM (kxSZr)

120 101Â Hmmmmmm...what's happened since February 5th? Look up the name Scott Rothstein. If you haven't heard it before...you will if you follow this race. Repeatedly.Â Posted by: Dave J. at February 12, 2014 08:16 PM (SLQQ3)Â _____________Â "Come on. He's a Democrat. News that he is associated with fraudsters will either a) be ignored by the MSM or b) shrugged off as "Dems will be Dems"" Maybe nationally, but not by the media here in Florida. Rothstein was the King of the World here for a couple of years and deep into politics. That was before he was sentenced to 50 years for (among other things) defrauding his clients in a billion-dollar Ponzi scheme. Rothstein resurfaced a couple days ago to testify that he was basically buying appointments to the bench on his glory years. The governor at the time making those appointments. Our friend Charlie Crist, of course.

Posted by: Dave J. at February 12, 2014 04:25 PM (SLQQ3)

121 I can't believe that Christ is serious about running again. He & Boehner must go to same tanning place. I apologize if someone already wrote that, I'm at work & am taking a break for a few minutes.

Posted by: Carol at February 12, 2014 04:25 PM (+wNWT)

122 It's racism that makes you think that, and therefore you're wrong.

It's racist for you to label my ideas as racist, you racist bastards.

Posted by: Jean at February 12, 2014 04:25 PM (4JkHl)

123 Ooh got this though: Now he has to hope his embrace of South Florida Ponzi schemer Scott Rothstein doesnÂ’t cost him another shot at the governorÂ’s mansion. In court last week, Rothstein said he had a Â“quid pro quoÂ” arrangement with Crist involving judicial appointments. There is even a photo of Scott with his arm around Rothstein at a 2009 fundraiser. Republicans are using this to attack Crist. CristÂ’s best defense may be that Rothstein doesnÂ’t exactly have a reputation for telling the truth. Still, it could play a part in NovemberÂ’s election. What hurt Crist more Â—the hug with Obama, or the embrace of Scott Rothstein? (source Gary Stein sunsentinel.com) ******* Heh.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2014 04:26 PM (RJMhd)

124

My gheydar meter just pegged when the name Charlie Crist is spoken. Miss Crist may be a great entertainer in a ghey bar, and as a governor, he may or may not suck.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 12, 2014 04:26 PM (nQjHM)

125 Yeah, because hugging black guys is automatic street cred. I hear Ice-T is a big hugger. Posted by: AmishDude at February 12, 2014 08:19 PM (T0NGe) I nominate Crist to go find out on behalf of all his white buddies.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 12, 2014 04:26 PM (Fa3Hi)

126 I don't care much for Martians. Does that make me a spacist?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 12, 2014 04:26 PM (g4TxM)

127 Carol: I didn't think the Second Coming would be so orange

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2014 04:26 PM (30eLQ)

128 Wait. What's wrong with buying your way into being appointed a judge?

Posted by: Any Random Obama-Appointed Ambassador at February 12, 2014 04:27 PM (P85Pz)

129 122 It's racism that makes you think that, and therefore you're wrong. It's racist for you to label my ideas as racist, you racist bastards. Posted by: Jean at February 12, 2014 08:25 PM (4JkHl) Three dimensional racism? Six degrees of racism? Subliminal racism? Meta-racism?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 12, 2014 04:27 PM (LIQGY)

130 And of course also earlier this week we had the ever-reliable Colon Bowel spouting off about the permanently ingrained racism of the political party he still claims to belong to.

He's another one of those Bush family "successes". If the Bushes hadn't grabbed him by his uniform collar and yanked him up the promotional ladder to undeserved prominence, we would have all been a hell of a lot better off.

Let's note also that the Bush clan had an opportunity to steer Florida's GOP well clear of the visibly treacherous and untrustworthy Charlie Crist back at the time Jeb! left the Governor's office. An opportunity they failed to grasp.

Bushes delenda est.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 12, 2014 04:27 PM (gqT4g)

131 118 I'm reminded of a clip from a news show where this lefty twat was interviewing a British black guy, and she kept referring to him as an 'african-american', and the guy finally got sick of it and said something along the lines of 'Bitch, I'm black and British, why do you keep calling me african american? Are you really that fucking stupid?' Posted by: model_1066 at February 12, 2014 08:23 PM (LIQGY) "I only hunt Blackulas." "Oh, so you only hunt African-American vampires." "No, sometimes I hunt British vampires. They don't have African-Americans in England." "Oh yeah. Yeah, good point." "So I hunt Blackulas." "I was just trying to be..." "Man I specialize in hunting black vampires, I don't what the PC name for that is."

Posted by: AmishDude at February 12, 2014 04:27 PM (T0NGe)

132 Wow. So does this busty chick take off her top in every episode? I may keep watching, then.

Posted by: Waterhouse is tuning in to ep. 2 of True Detective at February 12, 2014 04:28 PM (Yz1ag)

133
Debbie Wasserman Schultz was born to a manatee named Sophia, and DWS inherited her mother's thunder thighs.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 12, 2014 04:28 PM (nQjHM)

134 If you dared to urge caution before the Zimmerman verdict, you're nothing but a low-down traycist.

Posted by: Sniffle piffle at February 12, 2014 04:29 PM (R6JT1)

135 >>>107 Charlie Crist hugged a black guy. So did Virginia Thomas, and that pisses me off. Posted by: Alvin Holmes (D), Alabama at February 12, 2014 08:19 PM (P85Pz) The Horde is gonna get some mileage out of socking that genius. I approve heartily.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 12, 2014 04:29 PM (eQJwb)

136 Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 12, 2014 08:28 PM (nQjHM)
-----------
OK, but explain the mayonnaise hair. Where did that come from?

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at February 12, 2014 04:30 PM (SudzO)

137
"So I hunt Blackulas."

"I was just trying to be..."

"Man I specialize in hunting black vampires, I don't what the PC name for that is."

Posted by: AmishDude

Go Team Venture!

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 12, 2014 04:30 PM (cxs6V)

138 Please, please! Single-file. You can't all come in here at once.

Posted by: Episode 2 of True Detective at February 12, 2014 04:30 PM (P85Pz)

139 FTR, I met Scott Rothstein once, a month or two before TSHTF. He was obviously high on money and power: there's no other way to describe it. His word alone on this obviously isn't credible, but he isn't stupid: his word alone wouldn't be the only evidence. Not even close.

Posted by: Dave J. at February 12, 2014 04:30 PM (SLQQ3)

140 133 Debbie Wasserman Schultz was born to a manatee named Sophia, and DWS inherited her mother's thunder thighs. Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 12, 2014 08:28 PM (nQjHM) Maybe her hair comes from her father's side....Dee Snyder?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 12, 2014 04:31 PM (LIQGY)

141 Woo-hoo, sleets stopped, snows started.

Posted by: Adam at February 12, 2014 04:31 PM (Aif/5)

142 "Keep in mind that Florida is that wonderful state that gave us Alan Grayson and Debbie Whatsisname Schultz."

And the world's worst superhero, "Florida Man".

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

Posted by: torquewrench at February 12, 2014 04:31 PM (gqT4g)

143 Sorry...spelled Dee Snider.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 12, 2014 04:31 PM (LIQGY)

144 Posted by: Adam at February 12, 2014 08:31 PM (Aif/5)
-----------
Welcome to the wonderfulness that is........duh UP!

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at February 12, 2014 04:32 PM (SudzO)

145
Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 12, 2014 08:28 PM (nQjHM)
-----------
OK, but explain the mayonnaise hair. Where did that come from?

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at February 12, 2014 08:30 PM (SudzO)

Easily explainable sir. DWS was unfortunately born with kinky cooter hair on her head, and is frequently confused with being a very large vag.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 12, 2014 04:33 PM (nQjHM)

146 ← lives in DWS' s district and would appreciate not being reminded

Posted by: Dave J. at February 12, 2014 04:33 PM (SLQQ3)

147 Hey Florida morons - what is the deadline to establish residency to vote against this fool? I could google, but Horde-sourcing is usually faster. Also, lazy.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 12, 2014 04:33 PM (eQJwb)

148 Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 12, 2014 08:33 PM (nQjHM)
-------
Ok, now that you mention it I can see the resemblance.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at February 12, 2014 04:34 PM (SudzO)

149 Remember when you agreed with Bill or Hillary on govt health care and every damned thing because He was white?
All the Dem policies like with Carter , FDR because,, hey, white?

yeah that didn't happen but they use this tool because it works.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2014 04:34 PM (nqBYe)

150 Wow, now these are some stompy boots off eBay.
http://tinyurl.com/n6l64sk

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 04:34 PM (4w7wl)

151 I'm reminded of a clip from a news show where this lefty twat was interviewing a British black guy, and she kept referring to him as an 'african-american', and the guy finally got sick of it and said something along the lines of 'Bitch, I'm black and British, why do you keep calling me african american? Are you really that fucking stupid?'

Posted by: model_1066 at February 12, 2014 08:23 PM (LIQGY)

Didn't that also happen with Hillary! in Africa? She kept calling them African African-Americans?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 12, 2014 04:35 PM (yh0zB)

152 Fit is hitting the shan in Venezuela Fingers crossed this ousts Maduro.

Posted by: votermom at February 12, 2014 04:36 PM (GSIDW)

153 Hmm. O'Reily is telling Dr. Ben Carson that what happened in Nazi Germany (most of the German citizens were not supporters of the Nazi party and they paid no attention to the take over of their country by them) because... wait for it... WE have checks and balances! Is O'Reily stuck in another dimension or is he part of the real world?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at February 12, 2014 04:36 PM (qZr+9)

154 As disappointed we are with Rubio over his cynical amnesty flip flop, I'm still grateful he rid us of the despicable Crist. When even Karl Rove turns against you for being a RINO douche...

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 12, 2014 04:36 PM (X9Mnx)

155 Charlize Theron and Theresa Heinz Kerry are African-Americans.

Posted by: Dave J. at February 12, 2014 04:37 PM (SLQQ3)

156
Crist 2010 - Endorsed by:

National Republican Senatorial Committee (NRSC)
Mitch McConnell
John McCain
Lindsey Graham
John Cornyn
Al "CPAC" Cardenas

And many more.

Gooooo team!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 12, 2014 04:37 PM (kdS6q)

157 Racism, is there nothing it cant be used for?

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 12, 2014 04:37 PM (o3MSL)

158 WE have checks and balances! Yeah, like a president can't unilaterally suspend an actual written law.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 12, 2014 04:37 PM (T0NGe)

159
Alternate post title: Why I, Ace, Hate Black People

Posted by: soothsayer at February 12, 2014 04:38 PM (FC8Yl)

160 152 Fit is hitting the shan in Venezuela Fingers crossed this ousts Maduro. Posted by: votermom at February 12, 2014 08:36 PM (GSIDW) No clue....

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 12, 2014 04:38 PM (bCEmE)

161 Martians. Huh. Don't get me started.

Posted by: Sissy Spacist at February 12, 2014 04:38 PM (JdEZJ)

162 Over 150 so OT. Channel surfed past CNBC and the captain of the USA bronze medal curling team from 2006 was being interviewed. He said that curling in the US doesn't get a lot of coverage because... ...And then I changed the channel.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 12, 2014 04:38 PM (g4TxM)

163
I love black people, and on one occasion, I tasted one in New Guinea.

Posted by: Joey "Big Nuts" Biden at February 12, 2014 04:39 PM (nQjHM)

164 i don't like him because he's an ass &Â™ he's orange

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 15 days (2wks 1day) until spring training at February 12, 2014 04:39 PM (u8GsB)

165 This is an excellent way to completely disregard any valid criticism of Crist by Republicans. Which makes him just your typical, garden variety Lefty.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2014 04:40 PM (POpqt)

166 Although, in a discussion about a previous case, would you really be telling cops who you were nailing on the side at the time? I guess if it was that babe, maybe.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 12, 2014 04:41 PM (Yz1ag)

167 Charlize Theron and Theresa Heinz Kerry are African-Americans.

Posted by: Dave J. at February 12, 2014 08:37 PM (SLQQ3)

As is Kim duToit.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 12, 2014 04:41 PM (yh0zB)

168 160 152 Fit is hitting the shan in Venezuela Fingers crossed this ousts Maduro. Posted by: votermom at February 12, 2014 08:36 PM (GSIDW) No clue.... Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2014 08:38 PM (bCEmE) ************ Rival demonstations in Venezuela. 2 dead , 3 injured.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2014 04:41 PM (RJMhd)

169 Charlie is definitely the annoying orange.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 12, 2014 04:42 PM (kVfSG)

170 Fuck you, worthless root vegetable.

Next.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2014 04:43 PM (kNqmp)

171 This isn't ever going to stop, guys. So stop taking offense at being called racist. Just laugh at them.

Posted by: Daily Reminder Guy at February 12, 2014 04:43 PM (6j8ke)

172 "Is O'Reily stuck in another dimension or is he part of the real world?"

O'Reilly is a ridiculous douchebag.

Look at his recent preening about how "tough" he was on Obama in their most recent interview. That's the one where Obama claimed with a straight face that there wasn't a smidgen of corruption at the IRS on his watch, and O'Reilly let him get away with that.

Someone in an earlier thread say they cringed at the thought that the first exposure many convinceable swing voters get to modern "conservatism" is tuning in to that blockhead Hannity. Yep. Him and O'Reilly. What poster boys for the right they are.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 12, 2014 04:43 PM (gqT4g)

173 Do a search on "Venezuela" on twitter or google Student anti-government protests in Caracas & other cities; 23? shot & at least 2 reported killed; one tv station off the air to black out news

Posted by: votermom at February 12, 2014 04:43 PM (GSIDW)

174

Let's see...

If Chris Christie was the R-nominee, and he picked Charlie Crist as his veep running mate...

It would be:

Christie/Christ 2016

That's the ticket!

Fat Man and Orange Boy.

Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2014 04:44 PM (eCZwh)

175 Rival demonstations in Venezuela. 2 dead , 3 injured. Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2014 08:41 PM (RJMhd) Ah...is this about toilet paper or was that Argentina?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 12, 2014 04:44 PM (bCEmE)

176 They come down here like they are all superior and all but really they're just disgusting. All that aak aak, beep beep stuff, its so annoying. And those heads! Ewua!

Posted by: Sissy Spacist at February 12, 2014 04:44 PM (JdEZJ)

177 Rival demonstations in Venezuela. 2 dead , 3 injured. Posted by: tasker ------------- Being deprived of toilet paper makes people irritable.

Posted by: Pete Seeger at February 12, 2014 04:45 PM (aDwsi)

178

No wait...that should've been:

Christie/Crist

No 'h' in Crist.

In my defense, I was having trouble with my gag reflex while typing that.

Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2014 04:45 PM (eCZwh)

179 Venezuela under Chavez Jr had nationalized the TP factories to battle the shortage.

Obviously they have not turned the tide...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 04:46 PM (4w7wl)

180 Ah...is this about toilet paper or was that Argentina? Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2014 08:44 PM (bCEmE) ********** Economic turmoil. Toilet paper and Argentina?--don't know about that one. Although I think you can judge a country by its toilet paper--or so I hear. Take Russia for example.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2014 04:46 PM (RJMhd)

181 heh. Off with stale Seeger sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 04:46 PM (aDwsi)

182 Oh and by the way, since you did the huggies with the current Emperor, you are on the Bubba and Hillary shitlist. Good luck with that, Democrat orange boy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2014 04:46 PM (kNqmp)

183 He said that curling in the US doesn't get a lot of coverage because... ...racism.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 12, 2014 04:46 PM (T0NGe)

184 But it works so well! As long as it works, they'll keep doing it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2014 04:46 PM (oFCZn)

185
Charlie Crist can kiss my big yellow ass.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at February 12, 2014 04:46 PM (n0DEs)

186 "Charlize Theron and Theresa Heinz Kerry are African-Americans."

One of the greatest moments of my life was watching ketchup queen Teh-RAH-Sa in front of an audience of American blacks in 2004, telling them that she, a hugely wealthy white chick who happened to be born in Mozambique, was "an African-American" in good standing.

The expressions on the faces of the black audience were... jewels beyond price.

One huge collective thought balloon superimposed over all of them at once:

"Bitch, PLEASE."

This actually may have helped spare the nation from President Lurch. Blacks did not turn out with anything like stellar enthusiasm for him later on.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 12, 2014 04:47 PM (gqT4g)

187 Being deprived of toilet paper makes people irritable. ------- So does getting reamed with the barbed cock of satan at the top and bottom of every hour.

Posted by: Zombie Pete Seeger at February 12, 2014 04:48 PM (Aif/5)

188 Holy merde it is Venezuela and it started back in May of 2013. CARACAS, Venezuela -- Venezuelans scrambled to stock up on toilet paper Thursday as fears of a bathroom emergency spread despite the socialist government's promise to import 50 million rolls. After years of economic dysfunction, the country has gotten used to shortages of medicines and basic food items like milk and sugar but the scarcity of bathroom tissue has caused unusual alarm. "Even at my age, I've never seen this," said 70-year-old Maria Rojas. She said she had been looking for toilet paper for two weeks when she finally found it at a supermarket in downtown Caracas. Thousands of rolls flew off the store's shelves as consumers streamed in and loaded up shopping carts Thursday morning. ******* I'm going to add that to my Pie Theory of Politics. Toilet Economics.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2014 04:48 PM (RJMhd)

189 174 Let's see... If Chris Christie was the R-nominee, and he picked Charlie Crist as his veep running mate... It would be: Christie/Christ 2016 That's the ticket! Fat Man and Orange Boy. Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2014 08:44 PM (eCZwh) _________ Don't give the fuckers any idea.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 12, 2014 04:49 PM (0LHZx)

190 I cannot recommend the FloridaMan twitter link above more highly;

"Florida Man and Wife Deny Doing Drugs In Front of Child, Say They Were Just Having Sex"

"Florida Man Walks Into StrangerÂ’s Home, Removes Clothes, Starts Shouting Â“5,6,7,8...GrandmaÂ…GrandmaÂ”"

"Florida Man Burns Down Apartment Complex After Manger Asks Him to Stop Masturbating in Window"

"Florida Man Drops Pants, Asks Cop to Stick Finger in His Ass"

"Florida Man Demands Money While Slapping Woman in Face With Penis"

There is more at the link.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at February 12, 2014 04:49 PM (P/gm7)

191 So does getting reamed with the barbed cock of satan at the top and bottom of every hour. Posted by: Zombie Pete Seeger --------------- How was I supposed to know that Stalin was a bad guy?

Posted by: Zombie Pete Seeger, All together now, "This land is your land, this land is my land..." at February 12, 2014 04:50 PM (aDwsi)

192 He said that curling in the US doesn't get a lot of coverage because... ------- There's not jingoistic fascism in it outside of the Olympics.

Posted by: MSNBC at February 12, 2014 04:50 PM (Aif/5)

193 You can talk about your ammo, and your gold, and your stock of canned goods all you want. But remember, when the shit does hit the fan it will be the man with the keys to Charmin's warehouse who will be king.

Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2014 04:50 PM (LI48c)

194 buzzion, and a working flush toilet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 04:51 PM (4w7wl)

195 When the SHTF the TP will run out quickly.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2014 04:51 PM (JdEZJ)

196 I believe there was more than just a hug going on here. I'm thinking clenched buttocks and a moist finger were also involved in this scandal.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2014 04:51 PM (TKFmG)

197 buzzion, did that pigilito, or whatever, ever come back the to Amanda Knox thread?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 12, 2014 04:52 PM (bCEmE)

198 Political correctness and multi-culti is killing this Country. The problem is how do we stop it? It seems generations have been brainwashed.

Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2014 04:53 PM (6bvBO)

199 193 You can talk about your ammo, and your gold, and your stock of canned goods all you want. But remember, when the shit does hit the fan it will be the man with the keys to Charmin's warehouse who will be king. Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2014 08:50 PM (LI48c) ********** I dunno--in certain countries all they need is a--hand.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2014 04:53 PM (RJMhd)

200 If I win the Powerball tonight, think will hire AlextheChick to be curator for a museum of boot fashion.

And get a pair of these for it - http://tinyurl.com/lgwl3uh

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 04:53 PM (4w7wl)

201 I see we are thinking along the same lines. Invest in TP for your bunghole!

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2014 04:53 PM (JdEZJ)

202 196 I believe there was more than just a hug going on here. I'm thinking clenched buttocks and a moist finger were also involved in this scandal. Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2014 08:51 PM (TKFmG) _________ Come on dude, us west coast peeps haven't had dinner yet.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 12, 2014 04:53 PM (0LHZx)

203 I guess Maduro's Ministry of Supreme Happiness still has some work to do.

They've seized everything at the ports that has been there for more than 30 days. Just like when they looted the retail stores a couple of months ago, you can do that...once.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2014 04:53 PM (LYIrp)

204 Venezuela is also where Maduro forced the local version of Best Buy to sell big screen tvs at a fixed price Nov 10, 2013 The Venezuelan government sent armed troops into an electronics chain to force the company to start selling products at cheaper prices. The bizarre tactic was employed by President Nicolas MaduroÂ’s socialist government to send a message to combat inflated prices which are hobbling the country's economy. Authorities arrested various managers of the five-store, 500-employee Daka chain, and sent soldiers into the shops instead. That brought crowds of bargain-hunters to Daka outlets and sparked looting at one store in the central city of Valencia. "InflationÂ’s killing us. IÂ’m not sure if this was the right way, but something had to be done," said Carlos Rangel, 37, among about 500 people queuing outside a Daka store in Caracas. "I think itÂ’s right to make people sell things at fair prices." Maduro, who accuses rich businessmen and right-wing political foes backed by Washington of waging an economic "war" against him, said the occupation of Daka was simply the "tip of the iceberg" in a nationwide drive against speculators.

Posted by: votermom at February 12, 2014 04:54 PM (GSIDW)

205 Maduro, not to be confused with Menudo.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 04:54 PM (4w7wl)

206 150 Wow, now these are some stompy boots off eBay. http://tinyurl.com/n6l64sk Holy shit, a valentine's day gift!

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 12, 2014 04:54 PM (0FSuD)

207

You can talk about your ammo, and your gold, and your stock of canned goods all you want. But remember, when the shit does hit the fan it will be the man with the keys to Charmin's warehouse who will be king.

Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2014 08:50 PM (LI48c)

He who has the ammo...and the willingness to expend some of it...will have the Charmin and the gold and the canned goods.

Posted by: steveegg at February 12, 2014 04:55 PM (o44nj)

208

----------

Yep. So true.

That's what I've been saying, buzzion...toilet paper is the thing to hoard.

Although, it *is* very bulky and takes up a lot of room.

I have stockpiled some large bales of Charmin in our garage.

And...they're the wider-sized rolls too.

Not those new ones that are about a Â½ inch narrower.

Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2014 04:55 PM (eCZwh)

209 Storage seems to be a issue. The way my wife goes thru TP we will need a warehouse full. The Burning Times will be called that for more than one reason!

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2014 04:55 PM (JdEZJ)

210 What kind of hug was this? Were buttocks cupped or fondled? Any grinding? I bet Crist wanted to.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at February 12, 2014 04:56 PM (7v8o1)

211 Is this the PBS guy or the Orange ex Governor of Florida?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 12, 2014 04:56 PM (6bMeY)

212 He who has the ammo...and the willingness to expend some of it...will have the Charmin and the gold and the canned goods. Sleep lightly.

Posted by: The knife of human kindness at February 12, 2014 04:57 PM (R6JT1)

213 Stock up on old Sears catalogs. They take up less space and are still functional. Generations of Americans can attest to the functionality part.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at February 12, 2014 04:57 PM (SudzO)

214 race of spades ?

Posted by: rev. al nottoosharpton at February 12, 2014 04:57 PM (vx4lH)

215 ...and Debbie Whatsisname Schultz. That would be New York. The hag sounds like a New Yorker.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 12, 2014 04:58 PM (jVaLp)

216 Oh for Cristsakes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 12, 2014 04:58 PM (6bMeY)

217 "I cannot recommend the FloridaMan twitter link above more highly" Almost eight years as a prosecutor in Florida, and all I can say is IT'S ALL TRUE. This place is batshit insane.

Posted by: Dave J. at February 12, 2014 04:58 PM (SLQQ3)

218 He who has the ammo...and the willingness to expend some of it...will have the Charmin and the gold and the canned goods. Posted by: steveegg ------------------- steveegg - You are making the brash, and dangerous, assumption that the toilet paper owner isn't just as well armed as yourself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 04:58 PM (aDwsi)

219 >>>buzzion, did that pigilito, or whatever, ever come back the to Amanda Knox thread? I'll give you three guesses. First two don't count.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 12, 2014 04:58 PM (eQJwb)

220 I have stockpiled some large bales of Charmin in our garage. *** Pooper preppers

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 12, 2014 04:58 PM (g4TxM)

221 Speaking of Crist, Pitt is leading the Orangemen by 1 with 51 secs to go.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 12, 2014 04:58 PM (dfYL9)

222 Reuters is making out like these Venezuelan protests are a small deal, mostly by anarchists and students.

One of the guys who was shot was "a community leader from a poor barrio" so he's upset that Maduro is not socialist *enough*. (But, really, because Maduro hasn't paid him off yet.)

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2014 04:59 PM (30eLQ)

223 I suspect that a shortage of TP would cause a surge in newspaper subscriptions.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2014 04:59 PM (JdEZJ)

224 I AM GLAD TO SEE ALL THOSE EX-CONFEDERATE STATES DOWN SOUTH THAT HATE BLACKS IS BEING PUNISHED WITH A ICE STORM. I HOPE PRESIDENT OBAMA DENIES YOU HELP BECAUSE YOU DID NOT VOTE FOR HIM BECAUSE HE IS BLACK.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at February 12, 2014 05:00 PM (iB0Q2)

225 Not kidding - just saw a tweet from Venezuela that said newspapers were shut down for lack of paper

Posted by: votermom at February 12, 2014 05:00 PM (GSIDW)

226 Corn cobs. If you get the ones that have been dried and then de-kernelled, they are pretty soft. The ones that are left over from eating corn-on-the-cob aren't going to be so pleasant.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 12, 2014 05:00 PM (SjuQU)

227 an ad hominem is like maff and phoenix. you put anover word dat soundz da same. nothing like a ad cinnamon. recipes and shit.

Posted by: rev. al nottoosharpton at February 12, 2014 05:00 PM (vx4lH)

228 Do we want to know what the tampon situation in Venezuela is like?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 05:00 PM (4w7wl)

229 By the way - TP is white. So racist.

Posted by: votermom at February 12, 2014 05:00 PM (GSIDW)

230 No Charlie. Most Republicans don't like it when their elected "Republican" office holders suck up to, and kiss ass of, liberal Democrats.

Posted by: Captain Glenn Quagmire at February 12, 2014 05:01 PM (GH8bE)

231 I'll give you three guesses. First two don't count. Posted by: DC in Towson at February 12, 2014 08:58 PM (eQJwb) That's what I figured. So predictable.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 12, 2014 05:01 PM (bCEmE)

232

Sleep lightly.

Posted by: The knife of human kindness at February 12, 2014 08:57 PM (R6JT1)

Stock up on light amplification devices, batteries and Vitamin D if you want to get close enough to my clients.

Posted by: Claymore Security Services at February 12, 2014 05:01 PM (o44nj)

233

When the toilet paper runs out...someone will get stuck with the job of boiling shit-rags in a big cauldron over a campfire.

Talk about a shitty job.

Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2014 05:01 PM (eCZwh)

234 remember bonah, Cheetos neva prospa.

Posted by: rev. al nottoosharpton at February 12, 2014 05:01 PM (vx4lH)

235 By the way - TP is white. So racist. Posted by: votermom ----------- I'm thinking that you never got any OD tp with your C-rations.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 05:01 PM (aDwsi)

236 Never let a Venezuelan borrow your pipe.

Posted by: Douglas Macarthur at February 12, 2014 05:02 PM (6bMeY)

237 Do we want to know what the tampon situation in Venezuela is like?

Not really

Posted by: men everywhere at February 12, 2014 05:02 PM (30eLQ)

238 When the toilet paper runs out...someone will get stuck with the job of boiling shit-rags in a big cauldron over a campfire. --------- Also, shit burning detail.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 05:02 PM (aDwsi)

239 boiling the rags?

The age old military tradition of a 55gal barrel, diesel and human waste. You try to stay upwind as you burn and stir that mess.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 05:02 PM (4w7wl)

240 The guy shot dead in Venezuela was a chavanista activist who advocated for revolution and violence against those he opposed politically. So, good riddance. @CaracasChron

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 12, 2014 05:03 PM (NRYdU)

241 Scoot yer butts in the tall grass and let nature run its course

Posted by: Grandpappy Richard Gere at February 12, 2014 05:03 PM (R6JT1)

242 Oh Dorcus you are such a ray of sunshine. FYI here in Middle Georgia we got rain. Rain probably caused by Globul Warming. No ice yet, rain. Schools closed, business and government shut down, for rain.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2014 05:04 PM (JdEZJ)

243 I bet Crist wouldn't hug my former congressman, Col. Allen West. I assume this is because Crist is RACIST.

Posted by: Dave J. at February 12, 2014 05:04 PM (SLQQ3)

244 The bizarre tactic was employed by President Nicolas MaduroÂ’s socialist government to send a message to combat inflated prices which are hobbling the country's economy. Right, because socialist economic policies could never hobble a country's economy.

Posted by: rickl at February 12, 2014 05:04 PM (sdi6R)

245
Matt Lauer sporting the pornstache.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2014 05:04 PM (n0DEs)

246 freaked - By Friday, people will be wondering why the hell they bought two gallons of milk and three loaves of bread.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 05:05 PM (aDwsi)

247 We can make lotss of sammiches. And toast.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2014 05:06 PM (JdEZJ)

248 The race card. Is there anything it can't do?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 12, 2014 05:06 PM (6bMeY)

249 The race card. Is there anything it can't do?

Produce food.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 05:07 PM (4w7wl)

250 Holy Shit that female skier just bit it big time.

Posted by: The Hickster at February 12, 2014 05:07 PM (TI3xG)

251 Caracas Chronicles http://caracaschronicles.com/

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 12, 2014 05:07 PM (NRYdU)

252 By the way - TP is white. So racist. *** nuh uh! http://binged.it/1aWu3B8

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2014 05:07 PM (DmNpO)

253 248 Can it flap its ears and bray like a donkey?

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2014 05:07 PM (JdEZJ)

254 Man, major wipeout in the women's skiing. Ouch!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 12, 2014 05:07 PM (bCEmE)

255

steveegg - You are making the brash, and dangerous, assumption that the toilet paper owner isn't just as well armed as yourself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 08:58 PM (aDwsi)

And you're assuming that I (only) implied an expenditure of only part of each cartridge at speed. There's also the trade of unfired cartridges for goods to consider.

I should have also said "and keep" because there are those of us who have a balanced loadout.

Posted by: steveegg at February 12, 2014 05:07 PM (o44nj)

256 I'm thinking that you never got any OD tp with your C-rations. -- I'm just lucky that way.

Posted by: votermom at February 12, 2014 05:07 PM (GSIDW)

257 IIRC we one time got blue TP in MREs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 05:08 PM (4w7wl)

258 >>>By Friday, people will be wondering why the hell they bought two gallons of milk and three loaves of bread. Especially when they get home and realize they are lactose intolerant and have a gluten allergy. Related, tomorrow everything is shut down. Schools, colleges, government. Everything is closed. And NBC is running a massive scroll bar thingy at the bottom of their Olympics coverage listing every single school and agency that is closed tomorrow. Just post a tiny graphic saying "life will resume on Friday, so drink up"

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 12, 2014 05:08 PM (eQJwb)

259 Use inexhaustable race card stock for toilet paper!

Posted by: Sustainable solutions, inc at February 12, 2014 05:09 PM (R6JT1)

260

The ancient Romans used those sponge-on-a-stick thingies...

There were buckets of them, in their public toilets.

I don't think I would wanna use one of those at the end of the day, after there had been heavy traffic thru there.

Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2014 05:09 PM (eCZwh)

261 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2014 09:07 PM (DmNpO) LOL at the Crist-colored TP

Posted by: votermom at February 12, 2014 05:09 PM (GSIDW)

262 >>Do we want to know what the tampon situation in Venezuela is like? Hanging by a string.

Posted by: Aviator at February 12, 2014 05:09 PM (DI+ja)

263 TP, ammo. Ammo, TP. In terms of storage density vs barter value I'd go with ammo. And liquor.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2014 05:10 PM (JdEZJ)

264 whas up with all the charlatan hate ? I got family in Nowth Carolina. It's a great town.

Posted by: rev. al nottoosharpton at February 12, 2014 05:10 PM (vx4lH)

265 Oh piss boy!
http://youtu.be/JGfXiIXTpE0

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 05:10 PM (4w7wl)

266

Race was irrelevant.

It's because commie hugger!

Hug Alan West and gauge that reaction for comparison, Crist, you lying sack of commie d-bag!

Posted by: Chas at February 12, 2014 05:10 PM (IEZXG)

267 We have one of those toilet brushes by the throne. I suppose that in a pinch ...

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2014 05:12 PM (JdEZJ)

268 Don't forget to stash a spare RV chemical toilet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 05:12 PM (4w7wl)

269 I have a loofah on a stick.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 12, 2014 05:12 PM (6bMeY)

270 Over 250! So cleaning out drawers. I've got lots of 5.7 x 28, but still need some 22LR. Any morons have a source? This has been going on too long. I need to have 1000 or so more rounds. I good with most everything else. Maybe some more 9mm and 45, but that's it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 12, 2014 05:13 PM (0FSuD)

271 LOL just saw a Charmin ad on tv. Zamboni on ice.

Posted by: votermom at February 12, 2014 05:13 PM (GSIDW)

272 I recommendations for a two-AA LED flashlight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 05:15 PM (aDwsi)

273 The Ckuf the EU dance remix is out.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 12, 2014 05:15 PM (6bMeY)

274 Need to start collecting garage sale copies of Dreams from My Father. That should solve any TP shortage.

Posted by: The Hickster at February 12, 2014 05:16 PM (TI3xG)

275 Hickster those pages at already covered with crap.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2014 05:17 PM (JdEZJ)

276 "How about you just tell me in which ways you disagree with my policies instead of resorting to cheap demagoguery?"

Because demagoguery is all they have.

Posted by: frying pan at February 12, 2014 05:17 PM (HF2US)

277 We ask that the people of Venusia support their leader, Maddow, and use their home bidets until servants fetch the appropriate toilet paper, like the plush 200+ year old parchment we prefer.

Posted by: White House Communique at February 12, 2014 05:17 PM (R6JT1)

278 Reams From My Father

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2014 05:17 PM (JdEZJ)

279 Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 09:15 PM (aDwsi) Costco had a three pack of them that I have been very pleased with!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 12, 2014 05:18 PM (o3MSL)

280 like the plush 200+ year old parchment we prefer. -------- ISWYDT

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 05:18 PM (aDwsi)

281 Who needs TP if you have a kitten handy?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 12, 2014 05:18 PM (X9Mnx)

282 Does Venezuela have Amazon and EBAY? We could offer over priced TP for sale.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 12, 2014 05:19 PM (6bMeY)

283 Hroth - Manufacturer?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 05:19 PM (aDwsi)

284 Here kitty kitty. Come here you little stinker.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2014 05:19 PM (JdEZJ)

285 They were three Aaa tho!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 12, 2014 05:19 PM (o3MSL)

286 This is the fb status that was tweeted about running out of newsprint: At this moment there are riots in Venezuela but there is an informative black-out. Newspapers run out of paper have to close down and international cable channel, NTN24, have been removed today from tv.

Posted by: votermom at February 12, 2014 05:20 PM (GSIDW)

287 Who needs TP if you have a kitten handy?

Bunnies are fluffier

Posted by: a bear in the woods at February 12, 2014 05:20 PM (30eLQ)

288 http://tinyurl.com/mhfmeuk

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 12, 2014 05:21 PM (6bMeY)

289 I used to hoard ammo, TP and booze.

The booze doesn't stand a chance around here, so I figure I'll be "dry" if there's ever an apocalypse.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 12, 2014 05:21 PM (4Mv1T)

290 Costco had a three pack of them that I have been very pleased with! Posted by: Hrothgar at February 12, 2014 09:18 PM (o3MSL) They had two different sets. I have not opened the newest set, but the old set lasted about a month. Then the lamp goes out and can't be replaced. They are disposable lights. There are Chinese, so you get what you pay for. Mag light makes some and they are not much more and you can get a replacement blub. Just saying, I have a pack of the Costco ones for an emergency and a mag light for everyday use.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 12, 2014 05:21 PM (0FSuD)

291 TR - Snow/weather report?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 05:21 PM (aDwsi)

292 Cree 250 tech lite

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 12, 2014 05:21 PM (o3MSL)

293 Hammer- maybe 6 inches of white stuff, then sleet and rain. It sucketh mightily, but no threat to the power, yet, although counties to the south are suffering in a really big way.

You?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 12, 2014 05:23 PM (4Mv1T)

294 291 TR - Snow/weather report? MH, sleet has turned to snow. Still going strong in CLT.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 12, 2014 05:23 PM (0FSuD)

295 Hroth - These? http://tinyurl.com/pvgvhyj

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 05:23 PM (aDwsi)

296 >>>And liquor. This. That is next to add to my SHTF supply. Small bottles. A pint of cheap but not gut rot bourbon or vodka will run you what, five bucks? Cheaper with a bulk discount. So five hundred bucks and a 2'x2'x4' piece of storage space gives you a shitload of bartering power.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 12, 2014 05:24 PM (eQJwb)

297 The ones I bought use replaceable AAA batteries. The lights probably cannot be replaced, but I am very pleased with mine!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 12, 2014 05:24 PM (o3MSL)

298 post-apocalypse, the smaller towns will be able to build primitive breweries and distilleries, I expect.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2014 05:25 PM (30eLQ)

299 TR, Nip - Thanks Probably 5-6 inches on the ground, all snow. Still falling, but light. Temp is 24 deg.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 05:25 PM (aDwsi)

300

It's not like anyone could have legitimate grievances with this administrations policies and executive decision making.

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at February 12, 2014 05:25 PM (Q6pxP)

301 Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 09:23 PM (aDwsithey were cheaper at Costco

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 12, 2014 05:26 PM (o3MSL)

302 An OT aside: We all know Shirley Temple just shuffled off this mortal coil.

And now Sid Caesar has joined her, dead at the age of 91 (source: IMDB).

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at February 12, 2014 05:26 PM (FvyJS)

303 I never get anything with less than 5 D cells.

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at February 12, 2014 05:26 PM (JdEZJ)

304 I see SHTF is still the topic du jour. It has gone from a topic for insane conspiracy theorists to prudent dialogue in a little less than 6 years.

Posted by: grognard at February 12, 2014 05:26 PM (Be2Wn)

305 DC- Raises the question of most popular cheap liquor. That could go on all night..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 05:26 PM (aDwsi)

306 Sid Caesar has passed away at the age of 91.
http://tinyurl.com/k5ep4mz

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 05:27 PM (4w7wl)

307 So five hundred bucks and a 2'x2'x4' piece of storage space gives you a shitload of bartering power. Posted by: DC in Towson
------------------------------------------------

I can't set one half gallon aside and keep my hands of it.

It's like trying to not eat a bag of Fritos in the pantry. The spirit is willing, but the body is weak.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 12, 2014 05:27 PM (4Mv1T)

308 Someone should go check on Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 12, 2014 05:28 PM (3a584)

309 Generalissimo Francisco Franco is also still dead, I hear

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2014 05:28 PM (30eLQ)

310 I have a pair of the 3D cell Maglite's. I keep D's around but not loaded in the flashlights. Batteries keep a long time now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 12, 2014 05:28 PM (6bMeY)

311 My new girlfriend told me to go see a shrink, cuz my head was getting to big. No, not that one, the one above the rayon joggin suit. Bich, where's my medallions ?

Posted by: rev. al nottoosharpton at February 12, 2014 05:28 PM (vx4lH)

312 Crist you know it ain't easy. You know how hard it can be. The way things are going They're gonna crucify you.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 12, 2014 05:29 PM (E+uky)

313 Thank God we still have Art Carney around.

Posted by: Sterling Rodderick at February 12, 2014 05:29 PM (R6JT1)

314 I've been going for the plastic bottle vodka etc for SHTF booze. Don't want to worry about breakage if I'm bugging out.

Posted by: palerider at February 12, 2014 05:30 PM (dkExz)

315 How about you just tell me in which ways you disagree with my policies instead of resorting to cheap demagoguery? - I want you to give me your money. You don't want to. And that's because you are a racist.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 12, 2014 05:31 PM (E+uky)

316 We didn't get all that much snow. 3 or 4 inches.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 12, 2014 05:32 PM (6bMeY)

317 I've been going for the plastic bottle vodka etc for SHTF booze. Don't want to worry about breakage if I'm bugging out. You can have the handy dandy 55-gallon drum of Valu-Rite pre-delivered to the bugout location of your choice, you know. You won't see this on any prepper shows, either.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 12, 2014 05:33 PM (0HooB)

318 Does that mean that Astrology isn't a hard science like Phrenology and Climate Science?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 12, 2014 05:33 PM (6bMeY)

319 3 or 4 inches.

Barely knew it was there

Posted by: Sydney Leathers at February 12, 2014 05:33 PM (30eLQ)

320 Cheapest in NC seems to be domestic Vodka. Cheapest bourbon that I see is Evan Williams Green Label

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 05:34 PM (aDwsi)

321 When the looting begins no reason to fight people at the liquor store. Find a place like this.

http://usdp.com/about.php

And drive off with bulk tanker.

Posted by: The Hickster at February 12, 2014 05:34 PM (TI3xG)

322 Bowman's Virginia Gentlemen of Vodka.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 12, 2014 05:35 PM (6bMeY)

323 Has Crist ever hugged Thomas Sowell or Clarence Thomas? Probably not, and probably because they're black.

Posted by: Dang at February 12, 2014 05:36 PM (MNq6o)

324 >>>I can't set one half gallon aside and keep my hands of it. Throw it in the basement or crawl space or wherever you keep shit you never use. Also, don't buy a brand you like to drink. Love bourbon? Stock vodka. I will probably get a case of pints of Evan Williams and another case of Smirnoff or Popov. Just repackage it and toss it with the spare Mosin food, under glass reading "break in case the world is ending".

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 12, 2014 05:36 PM (eQJwb)

325 http://www.ncliquor.com/ Plug in minimum price $5.00 and max $6.00

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 05:36 PM (aDwsi)

326 I guess you don't tawanna talk with my reverncy. All tight ass and shit. I'm fittin to go back to my gig at msnbc. my stuff nuthin but colored.

Posted by: rev. al nottoosharpton at February 12, 2014 05:37 PM (vx4lH)

327 Just one more time for the giggles. http://tinyurl.com/qb88kv4 They do the darnedest things.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 12, 2014 05:37 PM (0FSuD)

328 We're supposedly going to get around a foot of snow over the next 24 hours, starting now. I just hope it is all snow and not snow - rain - snow as some are predicting. And wind. Ugh

Posted by: Votermom at February 12, 2014 05:37 PM (GSIDW)

329 Husband texted me earlier today saying he'd seen his first Hillary 2016 bumper sticker today.

Posted by: Keena at February 12, 2014 05:37 PM (RiTnx)

330 Oh, and having lived under Crist and Scott down here, Scott is much better.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 12, 2014 05:37 PM (0HooB)

331 http://www.abc.virginia.gov/Pricelist/VODKA_(DOMESTIC).html

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 12, 2014 05:38 PM (6bMeY)

332 Venez govt calls protestors 'right-wing fascist hordes'

Posted by: Jules ( turning Chinese ) at February 12, 2014 05:38 PM (omBWL)

333 Old and busted: bread and circuses New hotness: bread, circuses, and toilet paper.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 12, 2014 05:38 PM (E+uky)

334 Just walked the dog. Freezing rain and wind in CLT. Lots of snow and ice on the ground. Heard chainsaws going out on the main road.

Posted by: NCKate at February 12, 2014 05:39 PM (1FoIf)

335 Venezuela is fairly close to Lake Pipi Caca Nicaragua.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 12, 2014 05:40 PM (6bMeY)

336 Crist married a woman, so it's reasonable to conclude that self-loathing urges stemming from pedophilia drove him into those arms.

Posted by: Sterling Rodderick at February 12, 2014 05:40 PM (R6JT1)

337

Jonathan Turley was just on Megyn Kelly's show, weighing in on Barky's Imperial power trip...

He said that "We are seeing a usurpage of powers that is unprecedented in this country".

Gee...ya think?

I've been wondering lately what Industry he will seize control of first.

You know..."for the greater good".

Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2014 05:41 PM (eCZwh)

338 "How about you just tell me in which ways you disagree with my policies instead of resorting to cheap demagoguery?"

Democrats never "resort" to cheap demagoguery! They start from there and proudly hold that ground!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 12, 2014 05:42 PM (qIFL7)

339 I've been wondering lately what Industry he will seize control of first. You know..."for the greater good". Posted by: wheatie ---------------- Hmm. Tough question...., let me think about it....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 05:43 PM (aDwsi)

340 "F Troop" is on. I'd forgotten how great this stuff was. And they'd absolutely crucify you if you made it today.

Posted by: --- at February 12, 2014 05:43 PM (MMC8r)

341 I've been wondering lately what Industry he will seize control of first. You know..."for the greater good". - Good golly, I hope it's not Charmin'.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 12, 2014 05:43 PM (E+uky)

342 Insurance? Banking?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 12, 2014 05:43 PM (6bMeY)

343 Sorry Charlie, but Republicans just don't like you, primarily because you switched parties in a vain attempt to stay in power. Everybody down here pretty much knew what you were before you did that. To put this in language you may understand, Charlie, you're a turncoat. As usual, racism has nothing to do with it, and your little asinine, overused and false argument just gives any sentient voter one more reason to vote against you. Please to be fucking yourself.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 12, 2014 05:44 PM (0HooB)

344
Great news! Hillary Clinton has been selected by Hog Hunter magazine as their centerfold for the March issue. This will resonate well with her base who believe any publicity is good publicity.

Congratulations Cankles for being the only candidate for president ever selected by Hog Hunter to grace their widely circulated publication.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 12, 2014 05:44 PM (nQjHM)

345 Alternate title for the hearing impaired. Republicans don't like my because I said I liked my black eye. They wanted a bloody nose and a raccoon look. ( double shiner ) oh shit. I'll put down the shovel.

Posted by: seamrog at February 12, 2014 05:44 PM (vx4lH)

346 "But that's not how talk about racism is usually expressed. It's usually formulated in this way: It's racism that makes you think that, and therefore you're wrong."

Yeah. That's what Rand Paul implied about everybody in the audience at the Harris County Lincoln/Reagan dinner last Saturday night. And all the rest of the Republicans in Texas, too.

Made me wonder if I really wanted to remain associated with such a nasty bunch of folks, being all upset and unwelcoming of other people that looked different from them and didn't speak the same language as them and whatnot.

So what I learned from that experience is that in some areas, Rand Paul is a major-league jackass.

Posted by: Troll Feeder is disgusted with Rand Paul at February 12, 2014 05:45 PM (xJTVU)

347 METV. I have never watched F Troop.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 12, 2014 05:45 PM (6bMeY)

348

Hey guys! Who do you think will fill out the triple?

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at February 12, 2014 05:45 PM (jucos)

349 Are you guys bored? I am. Silly survey - your choice of candy correlates with your politics. http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/02/12/ just-in-time-for-valentines-day-what-does-your-candy-say-about-your-political-leanings/ For one I'm a True Conservative: dark chocolate and Heath bars.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 12, 2014 05:46 PM (zDsvJ)

350 Correction: AP adds a *(D) after Ray Nagin's name!!

Footnotes:
*(D) = Damn Tea-bagger

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 12, 2014 05:47 PM (qIFL7)

351 In light of the sidebar article, I'd also like to know all of your astrological signs. Guess mine and you win a cookie.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 12, 2014 05:47 PM (zDsvJ)

352 "F Troop" is on. ------------------ Heh. There was a Company F in one of my training battalions. They built a look-out tower outside of the Co. HQ that was just like the one in the TV.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 05:48 PM (aDwsi)

353

342 Insurance? Banking?

----------

Insurance?

He's already sorta done that, with Health Insurance...and made it a Law that "thou shalt buy some".

Banking?

Yeah, I thought about that...especially since Liawatha has been talking up turning the Post Office into a banking system.

Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2014 05:48 PM (eCZwh)

354 I've been wondering lately what Industry he will seize control of first.
You know..."for the greater good".

You mean AFTER the media, right?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 12, 2014 05:49 PM (qIFL7)

355 "I see SHTF is still the topic du jour. It has gone from a topic for insane conspiracy theorists to prudent dialogue in a little less than 6 years."

A lot of this probably has to do with people observing firsthand the completely inept and half-assed response from various municipal/county/state/federal agencies to easily foreseeable, simple situations like storms, and thinking to themselves,

"If those government fuckwits couldn't deal with this slow pitch over the plate, how are they going to cope when something really bad and difficult happens? I better get prepped."

Posted by: torquewrench at February 12, 2014 05:50 PM (gqT4g)

356 We're the Fukawi.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2014 05:50 PM (JdEZJ)

357 351 Y-not Gemini

Posted by: seamrog at February 12, 2014 05:50 PM (vx4lH)

358 Crap, Y-not. I'd kill for a Heath bar.

Posted by: NCKate at February 12, 2014 05:50 PM (1FoIf)

359 In light of the sidebar article, I'd also like to know all of your astrological signs. I'm a Libra, my favorite color is red and I enjoy long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 12, 2014 05:50 PM (0HooB)

360

351...Guess mine and you win a cookie.

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Libra?

Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2014 05:50 PM (eCZwh)

361
Clarence Thomas is married to one of those white women, and she probably doesn't know how to cook fried chicken.

Posted by: Alvin Holmes at February 12, 2014 05:51 PM (nQjHM)

362 Hershey's Special Dark. I knew it.

Posted by: grognard at February 12, 2014 05:51 PM (Be2Wn)

363 Heh. Wench on Fox News just claimed that the reason Clarence Thomas was treated worse in the NE than in the south was that the south was segregated, so he simply didn't interact with many white folks there.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2014 05:51 PM (U82Km)

364 My sister is a Gemini and my dad is a Libra.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 12, 2014 05:51 PM (zDsvJ)

365 Anyone watching H2's Gettysburg? Real sobering. Well done and depicts well what a motherfucker those days were. And the huge brass ones on both sides.

Posted by: fastfreefall at February 12, 2014 05:53 PM (Tz35j)

366 Aries
Planet: Mars
Day: Tuesday
Element: Fire
Metal: Iron
Gem: Ruby
Color: Green

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 05:54 PM (4w7wl)

367 I love dark chocolate. If it's anything less than 75% cacao it's a sugary milk product.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2014 05:54 PM (30eLQ)

368 337 I've been wondering lately what Industry he will seize control of first. You know..."for the greater good". Toilet paper, so he can help out his socialist brothers in Venezuela.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2014 05:54 PM (U82Km)

369 A lot of this probably has to do with people observing firsthand the completely inept and half-assed response from various municipal/county/state/federal agencies to easily foreseeable, simple situations like storms...snip I don't give people that much credit, honestly. Some, sure. But most aren't thinking past a few hours from now. I'm increasingly getting a sense that "disaster prep" is how you say "getting ready for TEOTWAWKI" in mixed company. Kind of like how LARPers always say they are going "camping" to anyone who they know won't understand it.

Posted by: grognard at February 12, 2014 05:54 PM (Be2Wn)

370 "Husband texted me earlier today saying he'd seen his first Hillary 2016 bumper sticker today."

In the SF Bay Area, they began to show up about six weeks after Election Day 2012. Not kidding.

Battlespace prep by Team Hillary. Working to cement that aura of "inevitability" that chokes off the media oxygen and donor money to potential primary competitors.

Such long lead time planning is not limited to Democrats. Mitt Romney started working the very first day after Election Day 2008 to nab the 2012 GOP nomination. To include paying off former McCain campaign staffers to go round rubbishing Sarah Palin in unrebuttable unwitnessed anonymous anecdotes.

And that sort of stuff worked for Mitt as least insofar as getting nominated.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 12, 2014 05:55 PM (gqT4g)

371 Is she your twin sister ? No. dang

Posted by: seamrog at February 12, 2014 05:55 PM (vx4lH)

372 Chuckles, I cannot speak for the rest of the folks here, but I dislike you because you are a lying and backstabbing weasel. And all the weasels I know are upset with being lumped together with you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at February 12, 2014 05:56 PM (HsTG8)

373

There are now 13 signs of the Zodiac...

Ophiuchus . The 13th sign.

It's between Sagitarius and Capricorn.

Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2014 05:56 PM (eCZwh)

374 Oh, Anna really knows her stuff! I had a pal when I was in college who was into this stuff. I'm a Virgo, which makes sense for someone who used to take pictures of molecules.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 12, 2014 05:56 PM (zDsvJ)

375 Science!

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 12, 2014 05:56 PM (zDsvJ)

376 349 York Peppermint Patties. Taste the Cold wind of conservatism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2014 05:57 PM (TGgNi)

377 Is this @$$h@t relevant anymore? Didn't think so. He should go back to chasing ambulances, and hopefully, he'll catch one.

Posted by: boned to the bone at February 12, 2014 05:57 PM (Ph479)

378 Scorpio.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 12, 2014 05:57 PM (6bMeY)

379 guessing the high turnout high Dem voters (the SWPLs) buy organic chocs from Whole Foods or imports. So, not on the chart.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2014 05:57 PM (30eLQ)

380 Y-not, do I know the stuff? Hardly. I have an RPG book that has this type of information. Can't RP Medieval Europe properly if you don't cover astrology properly.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 05:58 PM (4w7wl)

381 376 When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of dropping a leftist hipster off a tall glacier in the Himalayas.

Posted by: grognard at February 12, 2014 05:58 PM (Be2Wn)

382 I love dark chocolate. If it's anything less than 75% cacao it's a sugary milk product. Ghirardelli's Twilight Delight (72%) Intense Dark goes great with Guinness. It's my after-gig treat on Friday nights.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 12, 2014 05:59 PM (0HooB)

383 >>Posted by: Boss Moss at February 12, 2014 09:57 PM How YOU doin'? (I have a thing for Scorpios, although I'm happily married to a Cancer.)

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 12, 2014 05:59 PM (zDsvJ)

384

374...I'm a Virgo, which makes sense for someone who used to take pictures of molecules.

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Heh. I started to guess Virgo, Y-not.

My mister is a Virgo.

Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2014 06:00 PM (eCZwh)

385 Is the horde a bit gun shy these days? No one made a comment on rev.al nottoosharpton. The sock/troll infinitum has become more difficult.

Posted by: seamrog at February 12, 2014 06:00 PM (vx4lH)

386 Shhh, Anna. You coulda charged the horde for doing our readings!

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 12, 2014 06:00 PM (zDsvJ)

387 Virgo
Planet: Mercury
Day: Wednesday
Element: Earth
Metal: Mercury
Gem: Diamond
Color: White
Number: 7
Beasts: Unicorns and rodents
Particular aspects of human life: love, sex, language, worldly knowledge.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 06:01 PM (4w7wl)

388 Stradivarius.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at February 12, 2014 06:01 PM (Dwehj)

389 Clarence Thomas is married to one of those white women, and she probably doesn't know how to cook fried chicken.

Posted by: Alvin Holmes at February 12, 2014 09:51 PM (nQjHM)

++++++++++++++

But she sure can feed him eggs and butter and he can die early of heart disease like many black men do..... well, that's how I feel. He is a truly reprehensible person.

Posted by: Juianne Malveaux at February 12, 2014 06:02 PM (jucos)

390 I wonder if Monty will host the ONT tonight...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 12, 2014 06:02 PM (0HooB)

391 Al Sharpton is shriveling away until there will be nothing left but his head.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2014 06:02 PM (JdEZJ)

392 My pal said my ascending sign was Leo, but I just checked on some website and it says it's Sagittarius. It's like I've been living a lie for thirty some odd years!

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 12, 2014 06:03 PM (zDsvJ)

393 Always wondered what the astrologers would make of the Kuiper Belt Objects. They're still clinging to Pluto:
http://www.astrology.com/pluto-planet-power/2-d-d-67287

... never minding that it's in orbital resonance with Neptune; so really when Pluto's affecting your life, it's Neptune.

What about Eris? At least Eris has its own orbit -
http://www.astrology.com/search/astrology?utf8=%E2%9C%93&q=eris

'Sorry, we didn't find any results for "eris"'

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2014 06:03 PM (30eLQ)

394

I'm a Carnivorius.

I could cook and eat all the other signs.

Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2014 06:03 PM (eCZwh)

395 All hail Eris, as it's said.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2014 06:03 PM (30eLQ)

396 Y-not - Could be worse, I've been living on a cusp of some kind since I was born. Been apprehensive my entire life.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 06:04 PM (aDwsi)

397 Leo, which makes me, according to the charts, a charismatic, athletic extrovert, and not the antisocial introverted bookworm/craftsman-type I deceptively appear to be. Heh.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 12, 2014 06:04 PM (SjuQU)

398 Remember what Marsala and Judah Ben-Hur said in the Charlton Heston movie as they threw javelins at the cross-beam?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 06:04 PM (4w7wl)

399 fer cryin' out loud, the astrology.com tools didn't even get Pluto's colour right. Pluto's a red planet.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2014 06:05 PM (30eLQ)

400 >>>I love dark chocolate. If it's anything less than 75% cacao it's a sugary milk product. Concur. Trader Joe's 85% cacao for the fucking win. A square or two with some good red wine after dinner. I'm currently out. And there was no way I was going near a grocery store today.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 12, 2014 06:05 PM (eQJwb)

401 DC - Weather in your area?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 12, 2014 06:06 PM (aDwsi)

402 Does Sandra Fluke read her whoroscope ?

Posted by: seamrog at February 12, 2014 06:07 PM (vx4lH)

403 If you like dark chocolate and dark beer, try this: http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/22893/73618/

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 12, 2014 06:07 PM (zDsvJ)

404 Leo
Planet: Sun
Day: Sunday
Element: Fire
Metal: Gold
Gem: Topaz
Color: Yellow
Number: 12
Beasts: All cats
Particular aspects of human life: Worldly power, justice, leadership.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 06:07 PM (4w7wl)

405

398 Remember what Marsala and Judah Ben-Hur said in the Charlton Heston movie as they threw javelins at the cross-beam?

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Marsala...he was the bad guy, right?

The guy who put Judah's family in prison?

No, I don't remember what he said in that scene.

Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2014 06:08 PM (eCZwh)

406 OK, starfuckers, I must surrender our only working laptop to B'Gal. I had wanted to be first on the ONT, but alas, 'tis not to be. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 12, 2014 06:08 PM (0HooB)

407
My conviction will go down in history as a travesty of justice, and because all the evidence wasn't presented in a fair and impartial manner. For example, the bitch set me up and everybody but the prosecutor know this fact. That's an indisputable fact, and I'm sticking with my story. Thank you Jesus!

Posted by: Ray "Superfly" Nagin at February 12, 2014 06:09 PM (nQjHM)

408 >>>DC - Weather in your area? Nothing much yet. Started around 8, been snowing off and on since then. Maybe a half inch so far. *They* say the heavy stuff is supposed to start after midnight. I'm taking a snow day tomorrow regardless. If the office is open I'll work from home. If not, I'm building a snowman in the front yard for when my girls get home on Friday.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 12, 2014 06:10 PM (eQJwb)

409 Ray Nagin was convicted because he was stupid, not because he was crooked.

He was probably the least bent mayor since Napoleon took that bribe to leave the area.

But he had no friends. Surprisingly for a goofball who let at least a thousand of his constituents drown on his watch.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2014 06:12 PM (30eLQ)

410 Thanks, Y-not. I'll check that out tomorrow. Mmmm, Guinness. Now I'm out. Later, babies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 12, 2014 06:12 PM (0HooB)

411 "F Troop" is on. ------------------ Heh. There was a Company F in one of my training battalions. They built a look-out tower outside of the Co. HQ that was just like the one in the TV. My son is in F Co., or as they say it, F-Troop

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 12, 2014 06:13 PM (l3vZN)

412 "Down Eros, up Mars!"

Dang its spelled Messala and not Marsala. Geez.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 06:14 PM (4w7wl)

413 NW Virginia, too close to WV and MD to admit to, only an inch or so of snow outside.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 12, 2014 06:15 PM (l3vZN)

414 Aquarius here. (Tomorrow's the anniversary of my getting unceremoniously dumped into this world...jury's out who got the worse end of the deal...

)

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 12, 2014 06:16 PM (m9V0o)

415 I'm a Virgo! That means... nothing. Holy cow, have you seen the price of propane lately? We have 2 forklifts at work which usually cost $60/month to fuel. Last month cost $250! Glad I'm not heating my house with that. NG is still cheap enough.

Posted by: Chris M at February 12, 2014 06:16 PM (4lyMJ)

416 Last time I stumbled outside it was still light snow in CLT. No freezing rain in Eastover.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 12, 2014 06:16 PM (0FSuD)

417 which makes sense for someone who used to take pictures of molecules. Shake it, you sexy polyester! That's right! Show me those long carbon chains!

Posted by: typical disgusting Moron imagines science at February 12, 2014 06:17 PM (Yz1ag)

418
Sid Caesar didn't come down for breakfast, but I'm still in the game and horny as Paris Hilton at a party in a room full of dicks.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at February 12, 2014 06:17 PM (nQjHM)

419

412 "Down Eros, up Mars!"

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Which means..."Down with touchy-feely stuff, up with War!"...?

Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2014 06:19 PM (eCZwh)

420 Happy Almost-Birthday, Brother Cavil!

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 12, 2014 06:21 PM (zDsvJ)

421 Last month cost $250! Glad I'm not heating my house with that.>>

My last fill of 200 gals in late December was $450. And I was happy since I'm on auto fill and was reading about $5 a gallon prices. Shut down most of the house now and am heating with a couple portable electric heaters until the price drops again

Posted by: The Hickster at February 12, 2014 06:22 PM (TI3xG)

422 Aquarius
Planet: Uranus
Day: Saturday
Element: Air
Metal: Tin
Gem: Opal
Color: Transparent
Number: 4
Beasts: Horses
Particular aspects of human life: Magic, treasure seeking, friendship with comrades.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 06:23 PM (4w7wl)

423 If you're waiting for the ONT, please consider subscribing to our newest AOSHQ venue: ONTV. Yes coming soon to your personal communication devices, a chance to interact with all of your favorite invisible friends and (boo) some assorted rectums, squirrels and trolls. Don't let that discourage you, we'll offer hi-def and all of that other stuff that we don't know about, but we are riding the learning curve like big wave at that "Sur" place. Please punch "O'" for further information. Stand by for operators, we've only got 3, so far. I haven't talked with this site's proprietor yet, but I'm confident that we will be able to provide the first 100 enlistees with shirts. We will get back to you within two weeks. Thank you for your interest in this ether-breaking breakthrough.

Posted by: seamrog at February 12, 2014 06:24 PM (vx4lH)

424 i'm willing to bet that among republican voters, Obama has better approval ratings than Christ.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2014 06:24 PM (UOjzE)

425 Libra
Metal: FMJ

Posted by: The Hickster at February 12, 2014 06:24 PM (TI3xG)

426 Opal? I always thought it was Amethyst...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 12, 2014 06:24 PM (m9V0o)

427 Color: Transparent Hah. Guess who was last in line when they handed those out.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 12, 2014 06:25 PM (Yz1ag)

428 Particular aspects of human life: Magic, treasure seeking, friendship with comrades. That explains my hobbies...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 12, 2014 06:25 PM (m9V0o)

429 >>426 Opal? I always thought it was Amethyst... It's almost as if the entire field of astrology is made up!

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 12, 2014 06:26 PM (zDsvJ)

430 Planet: Uranus

Charlie Crist's favourite!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2014 06:26 PM (30eLQ)

431 LOL Hickster.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 12, 2014 06:26 PM (zDsvJ)

432 i'm willing to bet that among republican voters, Obama has better approval ratings than Christ.

How much are you betting?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2014 06:27 PM (30eLQ)

433 I knew Horriblescopes were Bovine Scatology as a teen. Reading my sign in two different papers and getting two different readings every day.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 06:28 PM (4w7wl)

434 Particular aspects of human life: Magic, treasure seeking, friendship with comrades. So, that is the Dungeons and Dragons sign?

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 12, 2014 06:30 PM (SjuQU)

435 How much are you betting? Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2014 10:27 PM (30eLQ) My soul.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2014 06:30 PM (UOjzE)

436 Skaters couple is skating to a tune from Les Mis. I like that. I oughta try to get through that book again.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 12, 2014 06:30 PM (eQJwb)

437 last pair skated to Phantom of the Opera.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2014 06:32 PM (UOjzE)

438 Hello, horde. I'm six beers into "an evening", out of outrage, (at the moment), looking forward to the ONT.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 12, 2014 06:34 PM (lq3Ak)

439 That's right I said it! Reggie Love has the nicest glutes I ever had er saw er well you know felt ummm

Posted by: Charlie somebody pay attention to me Christ at February 12, 2014 06:35 PM (N3Al8)

440 Grey Fox, it does sound like. Cue up Grail sign and Zoot. Got to get ready for the spanking and the ONT and the spanking.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 06:35 PM (4w7wl)

441 I really need to learn to make those tiny urls, but just wanted to be sure this awesome story from Instapundit was shared with the horde. http://www.kansascity.com/2014/01/31/4790811/kansas-teen-uses-3-d-printer-to.html

Posted by: Emily at February 12, 2014 06:36 PM (7Rn+/)

442 If you call AOSHQ ONTV in the next 15 minutes we will create a commemoritive plaque that can be displayed anywhere you want. Call now !

Posted by: seamrog at February 12, 2014 06:36 PM (vx4lH)

443 438 Welcome and feel free to accelerate your pace and catch up with the rest....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 12, 2014 06:36 PM (ojnk6)

444 You mentioned spanking twice, Anna. I'll not read into that but I'll mention it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 12, 2014 06:36 PM (lq3Ak)

445 Charlie Crist is not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2014 06:37 PM (30eLQ)

446 Those last Russian skaters, Trankov and Volosozhar, are fantastic. Love that cossack hairstyle too.

Posted by: Emily at February 12, 2014 06:39 PM (7Rn+/)

447 You could simply point out all the other things about him worth disliking. If you have the hour...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 12, 2014 06:40 PM (XO6WW)

448 So far Snowmageddon has been kind of a bust. We are supposed to get up to 2 feet of global warming.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at February 12, 2014 06:41 PM (jucos)

449 Maetenloch Maetenloch Maetenloch

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 12, 2014 06:42 PM (m9V0o)

450 "A little DOOM to darken your day, my groovy babies. Monty's DOOM is like Monty's love: hard and fast and unexpected and unsatisfying and kind of sad." -Monty Were I to put a voice to that quote, it would be even funnier than Monty intended it! ...and it was excellence as written.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 12, 2014 06:42 PM (lq3Ak)

451 445 Charlie Crist is not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

Charlie Crist!
Charlie Crist!
Who are you, what have you sacrific'd?

Oh... your integrity, principles and self-respect? Carry on, then.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 12, 2014 06:42 PM (XO6WW)

452 Well, that didn't get us an ONT. Now what the blazes am I supposed to do with this serial killer that materialized? Sixth one this week...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 12, 2014 06:43 PM (m9V0o)

453 Got ice earlier, now just a little snow. In Atl, all this will be gone by Friday afternoon.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 12, 2014 06:44 PM (ojnk6)

454 -Monty

Were I to put a voice to that quote, it would be even funnier than Monty intended it!>>

Jouhny Fever or Venus Flytrap fro WKRP?

Posted by: The Hickster at February 12, 2014 06:45 PM (TI3xG)

455 Crist is still pissed off that we opposed his reelection.

So he's calling us ALL racists. Flinging poo, in other words.

Whatta jerk.

Posted by: Beverly at February 12, 2014 06:45 PM (OXqEv)

456 "Zoot thinks you are very very naughty Slapweasel. Zoot must be punished. Zoot must be spanked!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2014 06:45 PM (4w7wl)

457

I am a Leo and they say Obama and Bill Clinton are too, but that's not correct.

Their sign is Feces.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 12, 2014 06:45 PM (R3gO3)

458 I just don't think we should pick on the orange people.

Posted by: MTF at February 12, 2014 06:45 PM (7ynIk)

459 Spank me!

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 12, 2014 06:46 PM (zDsvJ)

460 The only thing required to generate a new thread is for me to spend 10 minutes composing a comment. Too bad I'm drunk and this only took 9.

Posted by: irright at February 12, 2014 06:46 PM (DtNNC)

461 head start in my area is closed because of snow.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2014 06:47 PM (UOjzE)

462 Worked anyway.

Posted by: irright at February 12, 2014 06:47 PM (DtNNC)

463 446 Those last Russian skaters, Trankov and Volosozhar, are fantastic. Love that cossack hairstyle too. -- Their music was Jesus Christ Superstar, which the NBC nincompoops called a daring choice.

Posted by: votermom at February 12, 2014 06:48 PM (j8ln6)

464 >>>Spank me! Careful men, I smell an ambush. Aw, fuck it. *licks hand* *winds up*

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 12, 2014 06:48 PM (eQJwb)

465 Emergency empty ONT up....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 12, 2014 06:48 PM (ojnk6)

466 I've been told over and over again that I have a voice for radio. I'd love to do a "voice-over" for Monty's posts. They're downright inspirational. ...as far as Doom goes.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 12, 2014 06:49 PM (lq3Ak)

467 Oh. En. Tee.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 12, 2014 06:49 PM (eQJwb)

468 466 Funny, I've beel told I have a voice and a face for radio. So, I have that going for me, which is nice.....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 12, 2014 06:52 PM (ojnk6)

469 "How about you just tell me in which ways you disagree with my policies instead of resorting to cheap demagoguery?"

In Obama's economy, cheap is all they can afford

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 12, 2014 08:24 PM (KL49F)

470 "and a known philanthropist." And an openly practicing thespian who's been known to frequent local parks and perambulate in open view of the children playing there.

Posted by: Socratease at February 12, 2014 08:45 PM (1jViy)

471 Now, Ace, you know Charlotte is a cross-politician who can't make up his mind! Bless his shriveled reptile heart.

In addition to my imaginary "Ask Me About Benghazi!" bumper sticker, I may make one with weasel Charlie's face "Ask Me About Green Iguana!"

I doubt anyone takes him seriously, even in Floriduh. He is chasing ambulances and working on his tan.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Duchess of Something at February 13, 2014 07:46 AM (baL2B)

472 I will admit I am prejudiced against orange people.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 13, 2014 03:07 PM (Y92Nd)

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