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March 27, 2014

Ho Boy: Christie Bridgegate Investigation Will Now Include a Strong Dose of Outraged Feminist
— Ace

The law firm's report exonerating (supposedly) Christie says that key Bridgegate player Bridgie Kelly had a "personal relationship" with Christie's then-campaign-manager, Bill Stepien, a relationship which had cooled -- or soured -- just before Kelly sent her infamous email, "Time for some traffic problems in Fort Lee."

The report claims the affair resulted in Kelly and Stepien barely communicating... and that this might have caused communication breakdowns regarding the Fort Lee lane closings.

"Indeed, that fact may have affected how Kelly and Stepien conducted themselves and whether they communicated about the lane realignment."

Two points: 1, feminists are going to freak out at the (claimed) implication that a woman's hormones caused all of this. The report doesn't say that, and doesn't really imply that, but, you know. You can get there if you really want to.

And MSNBC is going to really want to get there. "CHRIS CHRISTIE'S OLD BOYS CLUB BLAMES BRIDGEGATE ON WOMAN'S LIBIDO." You heard it here first.

2, when Bridgegate broke, I asked, jokingly, on the podcast, "Is it too early to speculate about an affair?"

Just sayin'.

It's Old: JackStraw says my prediction already came true before I predicted it -- he says Chris Matthews and a NJ State Senator guest were shouting tonight about how "gratuitous" this disclosure was, and complaining of Christie's War on One Single Woman.

Posted by: Ace at 04:04 PM | Comments (444)
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1 Ratings GOLD

Posted by: Rachael Maddow at March 27, 2014 04:07 PM (kFxpe)

2 You're right, Ace.

Posted by: lilredhen at March 27, 2014 04:07 PM (MRv5u)

3 How bout that sandwich sugar tits ?

Posted by: awkward davies at March 27, 2014 04:07 PM (whqez)

4 Ahhh, fresh new one.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 04:08 PM (ojnk6)

5 Aaarrhhh. Missed it by "that" much.

Posted by: lilredhen at March 27, 2014 04:08 PM (MRv5u)

6 Bridgit and Bernie

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2014 04:08 PM (1I48Z)

7 This story would be a whole lot more exciting if the bridge had gone missing, and that Boeing 777 had been blocked by traffic cones.

Posted by: The Village Smithy at March 27, 2014 04:08 PM (6xgxC)

8 I know shit is all emotional right now...

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 04:08 PM (GrtrJ)

9 The thing with women is they are crazy. You know who else has hormones? Everyone.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 04:09 PM (G6qzS)

10 >>And MSNBC is going to really want to get there. "CHRIS CHRISTIE'S OLD BOYS CLUB BLAMES BRIDGEGATE ON WOMAN'S LIBIDO." You heard it here first. Well, no. I heard it on MSNBC first. Matthews was throwing a hissy fit over this war on one particular woman.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 04:09 PM (g1DWB)

11 Gee, that chick got REALLY pissy.

Posted by: huerfano at March 27, 2014 04:09 PM (bAGA/)

12 It's gonna take time, a whole lot of pre-cious time, a lot of patience and time...

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 04:09 PM (ZshNr)

13 Hormones. The juice of killers.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2014 04:09 PM (QhlpW)

14 >>>Well, no. I heard it on MSNBC first. Matthews was throwing a hissy fit over this war on one particular woman. aw, nuts. They already got to it?

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2014 04:10 PM (/FnUH)

15 A woman scorned? Ouch.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 27, 2014 04:10 PM (A98Xu)

16 I have no love at all for Christie politically or otherwise but it has to be said:

Hey, CNN! How does his ass taste?!

Idiots....

Posted by: B at March 27, 2014 04:10 PM (6iEQd)

17 "She ran out of HERS. Don't let this happen to YOURS."

Posted by: boulder hobo at March 27, 2014 04:10 PM (f5VT3)

18 14 This surprises you, Ace?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 04:11 PM (ojnk6)

19 Maybe it wasn't hormones. Maybe she just had an un-fresh feeling down there. A can of Hers could have prevented this whole tragedy.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 04:11 PM (g1DWB)

20 Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 04:11 PM (4+AaH)

21 Pretty sure his ass tastes like sweat and preowned mozzarella sticks

Posted by: boulder hobo at March 27, 2014 04:11 PM (f5VT3)

22 Maybe the recipient of that message misunderstood and "Fort Lee" was supposed to stand for Bill Stepien and "traffic problems" was supposed to mean "boil a bunny on his stove"?

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 04:12 PM (GrtrJ)

23 alright, what does having anger an insanity after a break up have to do with hormones?
male or female?

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 04:12 PM (nqBYe)

24 What is up with these biznitches?

Posted by: Mich Huckabee at March 27, 2014 04:12 PM (oJUxt)

25 Carryover discussion from the earlier thread:

The Catholic Church was OPPOSED to Magna Carta.

I am a Catholic, but I don't trust the hierarchy in temporal matters.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 27, 2014 04:12 PM (V70Uh)

26 20 Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em. Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 08:11 PM (4+AaH) --------- And get away with it...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 04:12 PM (ojnk6)

27 Dayton up by ten at the half.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 04:12 PM (oMKp3)

28 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 04:12 PM (qyfb5)

29 >>aw, nuts. They already got to it? Yep. But you were spot on. Had some female Dem state senator on who must have used the term "gratuitous" a dozen times to describe the treatment of this poor woman who up until today the left hated.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 04:13 PM (g1DWB)

30 We make plans, go out at night, I wait til two then turn out the light.... I really hate his radio station but I can't turn it off.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 04:13 PM (ZshNr)

31 oh and thanks for letting me type the last comment on old thread.
again.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 04:13 PM (nqBYe)

32 Talk about bossy...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at March 27, 2014 04:13 PM (0HooB)

33 >>>Well, no. I heard it on MSNBC first. Matthews was throwing a hissy fit over this war on one particular woman. was this today or yesterday?

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2014 04:13 PM (/FnUH)

34 She controlled half the bridges and 100% of the snatch.

Posted by: NCKate at March 27, 2014 04:13 PM (ImOr8)

35 The best and brightest. Dedicated and professional civil servants working to serve their fellow citizens.

Posted by: Rd at March 27, 2014 04:13 PM (D+lxs)

36 Guess Rachel Maddow will have to find another topic now for his show.

Posted by: B at March 27, 2014 04:14 PM (6iEQd)

37 31 Just preserving tradition, willow.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 04:14 PM (ojnk6)

38 Nice! I have Dayton winning in my second chance pool.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 04:14 PM (ZshNr)

39 God Damn Chrissy Christie.....another yankee turd Governor. He needs to stay in that shit hole New Jersey along with Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Atlantic City and the Nets. God Awful. Except for Old Blue Eyes nothing good ever came out of that State which is New York's anus.

Posted by: IrishEd at March 27, 2014 04:14 PM (bfm04)

40 The Sevastopol Nets will be much improved next year.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 04:15 PM (ZshNr)

41 I'm wondering why there hasn't been more coverage of Bridgegate on C-Span.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 27, 2014 04:15 PM (g4TxM)

42 HERS It washes Teh Crazy right out of your vaigszh.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2014 04:15 PM (/FnUH)

43 >>was this today or yesterday? Today. I couldn't listen to Greta drone on about the plane any more so I switched over to see if Matthews would be covering this and sure enough, whammy!

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 04:15 PM (g1DWB)

44 39 Nice! I have Dayton winning in my second chance pool. Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:14 PM (ZshNr) Wisconsin is leading Baylor by eight with six minutes to go in the first half.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 04:15 PM (oMKp3)

45 If affairs exonerate executives of responsibility in scandals, the Obama WH is a soap opera.

Posted by: SOCR the mostly-lurker at March 27, 2014 04:16 PM (EkAxJ)

46 I have Baylor.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 04:16 PM (ZshNr)

47 Remember that massive forest fire started when the lady ranger burned her ex's breakup letter? Millions of dollars worth of damages and lots of destruction....

Posted by: ClassicalTexas at March 27, 2014 04:17 PM (0jX8P)

48 47 I have Baylor. Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:16 PM (ZshNr) WHAT?!? I'm taking you out of my will. Humph.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 04:17 PM (oMKp3)

49 so mathews was implying we were blaming the woman with a hormone issue because she closed the roads after a break up?

i'm lost here.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 04:17 PM (nqBYe)

50 Okay. Link this to Kevin Bacon.

Posted by: eman at March 27, 2014 04:17 PM (qgO9c)

51 Thanks for the "I Got My Mind Set On You" earworm.

*slams head against wall*

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 04:18 PM (GrtrJ)

52 Oh no, let's go crazy, Let's get nuts.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 04:18 PM (ZshNr)

53 The good: http://bit.ly/OZr8y1 http://bit.ly/1lq15h6 The bad: http://bit.ly/1i0t95m http://bit.ly/P8oqpJ The ugly: Your life being dragged through the MFM.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 04:18 PM (qyfb5)

54 danger girl do not hum it as i don't know it.
and i don't want an ear worm.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 04:19 PM (nqBYe)

55 WILLOW! Our Nicole Kidman look-alike!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 04:19 PM (qyfb5)

56 I will not be ignored!

Posted by: Glenn Close at March 27, 2014 04:19 PM (KgN8K)

57 Porterhouse steak. Nice drink. Wisconsin leading. I'll take it.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 04:19 PM (oMKp3)

58 Baylor comes out cold, but so are my Badgers. But if we can keep Baylor under 50 we might pull this off.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 27, 2014 04:19 PM (IV4od)

59 Actually, this is my opposite bracket, because my real one got blown away. If I picked a team to lose here it's because I really thought they'd win. Trying to out-Constanza myself, you see. Picking against the Badgers was a sign of respect.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 04:20 PM (ZshNr)

60 56 WILLOW! Our Nicole Kidman look-alike! Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith Don't forget about the perfect smallish bewbs.

Posted by: traye at March 27, 2014 04:21 PM (C5axv)

61 Costanza.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 04:21 PM (ZshNr)

62 Bridges of Madison County explains it all

Posted by: Zombie Ebert at March 27, 2014 04:21 PM (wu/TK)

63 Merovign,me?
i'm many inches shorter, and brunette , and not so pale.

but ok, if i could choose to be tall and rich ginger i might.

ok i would

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 04:21 PM (nqBYe)

64 55 danger girl do not hum it as i don't know it.
and i don't want an ear worm.
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:19 PM (nqBYe)

Oh I'm not humming it. I'm singing it out loud.

"But it's gonna take moneeeeeeyyyyyy! A whole lotta spending money!"

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 04:22 PM (GrtrJ)

65 OK, braketeers, I'ma gonna get some supper. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at March 27, 2014 04:22 PM (0HooB)

66 Okay I'm disappointed in NJ.

Sure, sure, there's sex and jilted lovers but where's the money left in plain envelopes? Where's the guy who tripped and fell on an ice pick 50 times?

Where's the uncle who is in waste removal and personal loan business?

You're slipping Jersey!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 04:22 PM (Gk3SS)

67 Who could it be knocking at my door?

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 04:22 PM (ZshNr)

68 Christie is still a fat pig.

Where's that cuckold Maetenloch. Fucker put me out to the cornfield and he must pay. Dearly.

Posted by: Thoroughly Disgusted at March 27, 2014 04:23 PM (Cs2tJ)

69 Anyone remember that video that went viral during the Walker recall, where that group of Sheboygan Lutheran high school students drowned out the crazy protesters with their chants of Stand With Walker, at the capital building ? Wisconsin basketball player Sam Dekker was part of that group.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 04:23 PM (oMKp3)

70 That bitch is crazy

Posted by: Lisa Nowak at March 27, 2014 04:23 PM (KgN8K)

71 Guessing this is what the mfm will cover the next week instead of all the democrats heading to the bend over greybar hotel.

Posted by: traye at March 27, 2014 04:23 PM (C5axv)

72 well you guys are larger boobs!

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 04:23 PM (nqBYe)

73 Thanks for the "I Got My Mind Set On You" earworm.
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:18 PM (GrtrJ)
Is that like this :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sppRrbtxVD0

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2014 04:23 PM (1I48Z)

74 NO ONE but the NYC media gives a shit about this story. Give it up. Mayors taking bribes doesn't get any play in the NY Slime, but a fucking traffic jam is front page??? Oh, wait, Mayor democrat, traffic jam, Republican. Nevermind.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2014 04:24 PM (0FSuD)

75 This surprises you, Ace? Posted by: ManWithNoParty Begging disbelief of rhetorical disbelief? That's a paddlin'.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 27, 2014 04:24 PM (Uabwh)

76 Bridgegate sex scandal? So someone was getting some pontoontang?

Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 27, 2014 04:24 PM (g4TxM)

77 ok i would Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:21 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe) Yeah, I would be something other than me, too, but I'm not. You are perfectly you. Also, awesome. You are thoughtful and cheerful and compassionate and people here are glad to see you. That's gotta be worth something.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 04:24 PM (qyfb5)

78 Danger Girl nooo!!!

dumps purse a couple quarters, several dimes, a gazillion pennies , one nickel, and a dollar bill wadded up floats out..scrambles into fist throws them at dangergirl,

i beg of you !

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 04:25 PM (nqBYe)

79 Another real time comment enzappening. Two in one day. I should play the lottery tonight.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 04:25 PM (ojnk6)

80 "Bridges of Madison County explains it all"

I watched it for the first time a couples weeks ago, pull my man card if you must. What was the excitement about for that 100 minutes of crap? Everyone in the movie was a piece of shit, the wife, husband, kids and Clint.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 27, 2014 04:25 PM (IV4od)

81 Porterhouse steak? Bi-Lo had a 3-day sale. $5.99 / lb for Choice Angus.

Oh yeah. I haven't had a steak that nice is quite a while.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 27, 2014 04:25 PM (V70Uh)

82 Bitchez be crazy!

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 04:25 PM (vVSOO)

83 That's gotta be worth something.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:24 PM (qyfb5)

certainly at least as much as the money i scraped out of my purse a minute ago : P

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 04:26 PM (nqBYe)

84 Persistence.

Posted by: NCKate at March 27, 2014 04:26 PM (ImOr8)

85 got my mind set on you

Posted by: dancing taxidermy critter at March 27, 2014 04:27 PM (KgN8K)

86 "oh and thanks for letting me type the last comment on old thread.
again."

Tradition!

Posted by: torquewrench at March 27, 2014 04:27 PM (noWW6)

87 So now Christie is being exonerated? I don't believe it.

youtube.com/watch?v=H_a46WJ1viA

Posted by: Fritz at March 27, 2014 04:27 PM (oJUxt)

88
i beg of you !
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:25 PM (nqBYe)

*shoves earplugs in willow's ears*

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 04:27 PM (GrtrJ)

89 certainly at least as much as the money i scraped out of my purse a minute ago : P Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:26 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe) You have money, too? (lower lip quivers)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 04:27 PM (qyfb5)

90 Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 27, 2014 08:25 PM (oGrEy)

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2014 04:27 PM (8lmkt)

91 85 Yep, expedt to see Maet's fan a few more times before IP zapping occurs.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 04:27 PM (ojnk6)

92 Persistence.

Perseveration.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2014 04:28 PM (0AKks)

93 Where's the guy who tripped and fell on an ice pick 50 times?
and then drove to a remote location and threw himself off a cliff.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 04:28 PM (nqBYe)

94 What was the excitement about for that 100 minutes of crap? Would you say it stopped you in your tracks? Stalled your enjoyment? Stranded your expectations?

Posted by: Zombie Roper at March 27, 2014 04:29 PM (wu/TK)

95 willow, I like you just like you are.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 04:29 PM (Gk3SS)

96 Wisconsin 29 Baylor 16 at the half

Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 04:30 PM (oMKp3)

97 Cheating C#nts. What can't they do?

Posted by: Sharkman at March 27, 2014 04:30 PM (8+xjO)

98 You have money, too?

(lower lip quivers)

Posted by: Merovign

well i don't now silly, i threw it to DangerGirl! the whole 2 dollars and some pennies!

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 04:30 PM (nqBYe)

99 Chicks ... cannot hold dey smoke. Dass whut it is.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at March 27, 2014 04:30 PM (mMkoO)

100 Ha. I saw that one.

Posted by: traye at March 27, 2014 04:30 PM (C5axv)

101 *Wisconsin 29 Baylor 16** That's a WNBA Score.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 04:31 PM (G6qzS)

102 There's actually a period tracker app for iPhone.

Posted by: NCKate at March 27, 2014 04:31 PM (ImOr8)

103 alex all broke , but bringing great tea?

see , i knew you were a tender heart under all those raptors.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 04:31 PM (nqBYe)

104 96 willow, I like you just like you are. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 08:29 PM (Gk3SS) Got something on your nose empress. Here, a towel.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 04:32 PM (GEICT)

105 Someone sitting there with their finger on the "delete post" button.

Posted by: traye at March 27, 2014 04:32 PM (C5axv)

106 It's Old: JackStraw says my prediction already came true before I predicted it But you didn't know what Chrissy was saying, therefore you are still prescient, insightful even.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 27, 2014 04:32 PM (Uabwh)

107 Staring back at me, ...(bunch of stuff I can't understand)...I don't know, I can't see....

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 04:32 PM (ZshNr)

108 Thank you, willow.

*sips*

I am a delicate flower of innocent virtue, 'tis true.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 04:32 PM (Gk3SS)

109 well i don't now silly, i threw it to DangerGirl! the whole 2 dollars and some pennies! Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:30 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe) Need some? I have some Pesos, and a $5 Hong Kong coin, and s $2 Canadian coin that's made of two different metals! I think I even have some American quarters in the car, but I'm saving them for the car wash.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 04:32 PM (qyfb5)

110 Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Chrispy Chreme at March 27, 2014 04:32 PM (GEICT)

111 I really didn't have any hope for the Badgers, just didn't think they had the defense in them. Now I think Baylor's in big trouble. Sixteen points in the first half?

Posted by: lowandslow at March 27, 2014 04:32 PM (IV4od)

112 *throws 2 dollars and some pennies at Merovign*

"Moving on the floor now babe you're a bird of paradise
Cherry ice cream smile I suppose it's very nice...."

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 04:33 PM (GrtrJ)

113 i knew you were a tender heart under all those raptors 'The Tenderizer' is the name I gave to my other vibrator.

Posted by: Barbara Wlaters at March 27, 2014 04:33 PM (G6qzS)

114 103 There's actually a period tracker app for iPhone.
----------
Please tell me yer kidding? amiright? Huh? Please

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 04:33 PM (vVSOO)

115 116 Nope.

Posted by: NCKate at March 27, 2014 04:34 PM (ImOr8)

116 I don't really care about this " scandal" but wasn't this one of those self investigations that was guaranteed to clear Christie?

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2014 04:34 PM (zqvg6)

117 We can do tat! Contact HERS Inc.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 04:35 PM (ZshNr)

118 I think I even have some American quarters in the car, but I'm saving them for the car wash.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:32 PM (qyfb5)

er, i believe i took those last night and bought the bottle of wine i almost finished last night.. i thought i left a note on your windshield..

wanders away rather hurriedly

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 04:35 PM (nqBYe)

119 But you women are lunatics. Get a piece of paper and a calendar and figure your cycle compared to lunar cycles.

You are insane.

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2014 04:35 PM (8lmkt)

120 That "twonie" makes a distinctive ball mark while playing golf.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 27, 2014 04:36 PM (V70Uh)

121 Bridgegate? Seems like the media is just piling on now.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 27, 2014 04:36 PM (g4TxM)

122 Got something on your nose empress. Here, a towel. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 08:32 PM (GEICT)

Why, thank you.

I'm just going to go fetch the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness and stand behind you. Don't mind me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 04:36 PM (Gk3SS)

123 117 Great googlie mooglie.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 04:36 PM (vVSOO)

124 willow, I like you just like you are.

If nobody else can be bothered to riff on this I guess I will:

http://youtu.be/HaA3YZ6QdJU

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2014 04:36 PM (0AKks)

125 I pretty much know when I'm feeling bitchy and forewarn my husband. I feel that is only fair.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 04:36 PM (GrtrJ)

126 My wife was regular as can be and I noted the pattern. UNTIL we had a baby then 27 days, 30 days who knows. So I said "let's have another baby." Hoping it will go back to a predictable pattern and I know when to avoid her.

Posted by: traye at March 27, 2014 04:37 PM (C5axv)

127 >>>There's actually a period tracker app for iPhone.<<<

In the good old days, they used to call this "payday."

Posted by: Fritz at March 27, 2014 04:37 PM (oJUxt)

128 God Damn Chrissy Christie.....another yankee turd Governor. He needs to stay in that shit hole New Jersey along with Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Atlantic City and the Nets. God Awful. Except for Old Blue Eyes nothing good ever came out of that State which is New York's anus.

Posted by: IrishEd at March 27, 2014 08:14 PM (bfm04)

And what POS state do YOU live in? Besides, you're Irish, so there's that.

Posted by: pissedoffateverything at March 27, 2014 04:37 PM (tAoev)

129 "but wasn't this one of those self investigations that was guaranteed to clear Christie?"

It is just as reliable as a Holder run DoJ investigation. Neither one is worth a shit.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 27, 2014 04:37 PM (IV4od)

130 I guess Chrissy *hic* and his circle jerkers love them some more low ratings as they beat this dead horse, again.

+whack, whack, whack+

Posted by: eureka! at March 27, 2014 04:37 PM (OTg7I)

131 127 I pretty much know when I'm feeling bitchy and forewarn my husband. I feel that is only fair. Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:36 PM (GrtrJ) No bridge closures in your hood?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2014 04:37 PM (HVff2)

132 And what POS state do YOU live in? Besides, you're Irish, so there's that.

Posted by: pissedoffateverything at March 27, 2014 08:37 PM (tAoev)

nicely played . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2014 04:38 PM (8lmkt)

133 *Strides in* Hey ho! Heya guys what's up? Great to see you! Ahhh...where are the doughnuts boyos?

Posted by: Chris Christie at March 27, 2014 04:38 PM (oFCZn)

134 I'm just going to go fetch the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness and stand behind you. Don't mind me. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 08:36 PM (Gk3SS) We were talking about the MoMee yesterday at lunch. When Burn The Witch heard you were there, first question he asked "Is she really that short?" Almost fell off my stool.

Posted by: Chrispy Chreme at March 27, 2014 04:38 PM (GEICT)

135 SE Moron, i know that is said and might have a smidge of viabilty as a thought, Yet men go from Hooray jumping up and down to a rage when their sports team wins bouncing off the wall with their fist , is that hormonal?
or what about road rage , cutting people off and beating them up on the street/

just asking

::stirs pot;:
because i'm safely ensconced beside alex and her raptors.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 04:38 PM (nqBYe)

136 I tell you--you pull out---and hell won't have what happens after that.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 27, 2014 04:38 PM (wdHk6)

137 No bridge closures in your hood? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2014 08:37 PM (HVff2)

Nah. I tend more towards the, "OMG I need a double cheeseburger now!" hormonal sort of thing.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 04:39 PM (GrtrJ)

138 Dammit. Off sock.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 04:40 PM (GEICT)

139 Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand....

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 04:40 PM (GrtrJ)

140 *throws 2 dollars and some pennies at Merovign* "Moving on the floor now babe you're a bird of paradise Cherry ice cream smile I suppose it's very nice...." Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:33 PM (GrtrJ) fnord (GrtrJ) (Throws $2, pennies, and a Belgian quarter at willow, a $5 Hong Kong coin wrapped in a Canadian $5 bill and a Tiger's Milk bar back at DangerGirl.) "With a step to your left and a flick to the right you catch that mirror way out west You know you're something special and you look like you're the best"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 04:40 PM (qyfb5)

141 Well my veggie burger was OK, but I'm still hungry. Damn 800 cal meal plan...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 04:40 PM (vHRtU)

142 I had this neighbor years ago (total fuckin' slutmonkey, but that is beside the point). She'd be "pre-menstrual" for about 3 weeks, then regular menstrual then, blammo, straight back to pre-menstrual. A regular pain in the ass, that one.

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2014 04:41 PM (8lmkt)

143 oh, it's duran , duran.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 04:41 PM (nqBYe)

144 Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:38 PM (nqBYe)
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One word. Alcohol.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 04:42 PM (vVSOO)

145 just like that river flowing through her musky glands..

Posted by: dancing taxidermy critter at March 27, 2014 04:42 PM (KgN8K)

146 Nah. I tend more towards the, "OMG I need a double cheeseburger now!" hormonal sort of thing. Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:39 PM (GrtrJ) Husband, father of 3 daughters, I prefer your type rather than the I'm at war with everyone type

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2014 04:42 PM (HVff2)

147 145 oh, it's duran , duran. Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:41 PM (nqBYe) Great. Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 04:42 PM (GEICT)

148 Well my veggie burger was OK, but I'm still hungry. Damn 800 cal meal plan... Jerky. It's food and exercise.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 04:43 PM (G6qzS)

149 Did somebody say double cheeseburger?

Posted by: HR Go Cyclones :) at March 27, 2014 04:43 PM (hO8IJ)

150 Like the wolf?

Posted by: traye at March 27, 2014 04:43 PM (C5axv)

151 er, i believe i took those last night and bought the bottle of wine i almost finished last night.. i thought i left a note on your windshield..wanders away rather hurriedly Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:35 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe) I have six bottles of wine, a six-pack of unusual alien beer not made with earthly things, and a big bottle of Bombay Gin. I don't drink, and I live alone. I don't know that I can explain this adequately.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 04:43 PM (qyfb5)

152 *throws Tiger's Milk Bar back at Merovign*

You can keep that.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 04:44 PM (GrtrJ)

153 Heya Mero, you look thirsty

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2014 04:45 PM (HVff2)

154 Great. Now I'm hungry. Mouth is alive with juices like wine?

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 04:45 PM (G6qzS)

155 When my wife gets extra grumpy, I pretend not to notice and stay the fook out of her way.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 04:45 PM (ZshNr)

156 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:43 PM (qyfb5)
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Stocking up for the Burning Times when friends drop by?

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 04:45 PM (vVSOO)

157 Chicks. amiright?

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at March 27, 2014 04:45 PM (2oU2+)

158 We were talking about the MoMee yesterday at lunch. When Burn The Witch heard you were there, first question he asked "Is she really that short?"

Almost fell off my stool. Posted by: Chrispy Chreme at March 27, 2014 08:38 PM (GEICT)

Bannion's holy shit you really are that short was hilarious. Especially since it was tied to a realization that, yes, in fact, I did need help down from the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 04:45 PM (Gk3SS)

159 Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 04:46 PM (ZshNr)

160 Grumpy wives created the need for man caves, so there's that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 04:46 PM (ojnk6)

161 I have six bottles of wine, a six-pack of unusual alien beer not made with earthly things, and a big bottle of Bombay Gin.

I don't drink, and I live alone.

I don't know that I can explain this adequately.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:43 PM (qyfb5)

I call that preparation for a moron horde visit.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 04:46 PM (nqBYe)

162 Mouth is alive with juices like wine? Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 08:45 PM (G6qzS) strut on a line, it's discord and rhyme

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 04:47 PM (GEICT)

163 No WoodChipping Machines For Sale?

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 04:47 PM (G6qzS)

164 Women are the most beautiful, amazing, awesome creatures on the planet. Too bad I am not worthy of them. Apparently.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 04:47 PM (vHRtU)

165 You can keep that. Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:44 PM (GrtrJ) fnord (GrtrJ) Would you like a cheeseburger? Maybe a nice plate of Spaghetti carbonara with Italian sausage? Or maybe my time zones are off. Strawberry ice cream with a little whipped cream and grated chocolate?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 04:47 PM (qyfb5)

166 I love wine but I cannot drink it any longer.

True story: this is a conversation I had with my parents a week ago.

Me: So, I've had to quit drinking wine. I just can't control it. I like it way too much, I drink too much of it and I'm tired of feeling like crap in the morning.

Mom: Oh, that's too bad.

Me: Yeah, I just love the taste and I end up drinking too much of it. It isn't a good thing.

Dad: Have you tried vodka?

Me: .......

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 04:47 PM (GrtrJ)

167 I call that preparation for a moron horde visit.
Yep! That it explains it. The Horde is always thirsty!

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 04:47 PM (vVSOO)

168 My favorite Jesse Watters report is coming up now, his spring break interviews with college kids in Florida. This show explains so much.

Posted by: MTF at March 27, 2014 04:47 PM (WlOHE)

169 Especially since it was tied to a realization that, yes, in fact, I did need help down from the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness. Check out today's Rameriz cartoon at IBD, You'll get a kick out of Putin.

Posted by: Panhandler at March 27, 2014 04:48 PM (LqVNJ)

170 Especially since it was tied to a realization that, yes, in fact, I did need help down from the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 08:45 PM (Gk3SS) Yeah, but honestly, that doesn't really have anything to do with your height.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 04:48 PM (GEICT)

171 I wonder how you're feeling? It's ringing in my ears....

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 04:48 PM (ZshNr)

172 Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:47 PM (GrtrJ) Dad willing to pay for rehab?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2014 04:48 PM (HVff2)

173 Stocking up for the Burning Times when friends drop by? Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 08:45 PM (vVSOO) fnord (vVSOO) Maybe keeping to trade for ammo? I call that preparation for a moron horde visit. Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:46 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe) Could be. I give wine to people and then I buy more so I have the same amount - which I still don't drink. I'm not against it or anything, I just don't have the urge.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 04:49 PM (qyfb5)

174 Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:47 PM (GrtrJ) ============================= No fair. Now my wine is all over my shirt and the chair.

Posted by: MTF at March 27, 2014 04:49 PM (WlOHE)

175 a six-pack of unusual alien beer

Can I have the bottle caps?

Posted by: HR Go Cyclones :) at March 27, 2014 04:49 PM (hO8IJ)

176 Would you like a cheeseburger? Yes

Maybe a nice plate of Spaghetti carbonara with Italian sausage? No, but I appreciate the offer. Sausage is yucky.

Or maybe my time zones are off. Strawberry ice cream with a little whipped cream and grated chocolate? Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 08:47 PM (qyfb5)

*googly eyes*

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 04:50 PM (GrtrJ)

177 Dad: Have you tried vodka? Me: ....... Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:47 PM (GrtrJ) fnord (GrtrJ) Hey, he's just looking out for your best intere... Wait, what?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 04:50 PM (qyfb5)

178 Do those assholes really think we will believe this crap. Is reality really like a soap opera?

Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 04:50 PM (JdEZJ)

179 They should be thankful that the only thing that happened was a lane-closure

Posted by: Vince Foster at March 27, 2014 04:50 PM (kFxpe)

180 Yeah, but honestly, that doesn't really have anything to do with your height.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 08:48 PM (GEICT)

smackitysmacksmack

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 04:50 PM (Gk3SS)

181 Dad: Have you tried vodka?

So moronism is genetic.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2014 04:50 PM (0AKks)

182 Rachael Ray is shilling for Obamacare.I bet it hurts her ratings.I hope it does.

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2014 04:51 PM (zqvg6)

183 Danger Girl, your dad sounds like a very wise man. Also probably lots of fun at a party!

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2014 04:51 PM (8lmkt)

184 This could have been solved by raising the gas-tax and implementing a carbon-tax scheme... Amirite???

Posted by: Tom Friedman at March 27, 2014 04:51 PM (kFxpe)

185 DangerGirl, i am not a very good drinker either, if i drink more than a couple glasses of wine i am truly under the table doing carpet thread counts.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 04:51 PM (nqBYe)

186 So does this mean that Christie wasn't having an affair with himself?

Posted by: ontherocks at March 27, 2014 04:51 PM (Yrj2p)

187 Merovign, You are a great host.

Right?

You have wine, beer and other great stuff to give to your guests.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 27, 2014 04:52 PM (V70Uh)

188 >>Women are the most beautiful, amazing, awesome creatures on the planet. >>Too bad I am not worthy of them. Careful what you wish for.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 04:52 PM (g1DWB)

189 So, just to satisfy my own curiosity, did AtC come riding in on a Ravage? Cause that would have been way cool. And dressed like a Viking Warrior Princess? Cause that would have been way cool too!

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 04:52 PM (vVSOO)

190 185 Alright since nobody mentioned it... Have any of the other married moron guys noticed the pheromone effect about 24 hours before before her period starts? Posted by: naturalfake at March 27, 2014 08:50 PM (KBvAm) Fuck, I don't even look both ways when I cross the street anymore.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2014 04:52 PM (HVff2)

191 It's going to be entertaining watching far left dither over whether to continue with the Christie's innocence was a rigged verdict, or to run with this a "war on women" theme. btw.. ** did anyone see the article about Turkey's Internet shut down? They just shut off the Internet again. A hacker had tapped into a high level meeting about declaring war on Syria. After their earlier attempt to shut down Twitter.. this reason got a very cynical reaction. ** What do you think about the shutdown of all the Israeli embassies and consulates over the world? The reason was given as a general strike for higher wages. which cooould be true; but unprecedented. But, given their history of knowing about everything before anyone else; and what has happened in the past when they pull people out.. might be worth keeping an eye on the situation.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 27, 2014 04:52 PM (x3kqL)

192 185 My Ex used to get that way, and then "the change" occurred. That was that for pheromonal like activity, hence the Ex descriptor.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 04:52 PM (ojnk6)

193 So moronism is genetic.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2014 08:50 PM (0AKks)

I...uh...have a family that really likes to eat and get their drink on.

And yes Peaches, my dad (and mom and the rest of my family) are a hell of a fun time at parties.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 04:52 PM (GrtrJ)

194 the pheromone effect about 24 hours before before her period starts? Like a Tiffany Blue Jewelry Box.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 04:53 PM (G6qzS)

195 This is a good one. The deception .....you gotta blank face.......you see dimensions in two....one thing leads to another...

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 04:53 PM (ZshNr)

196 Hey lady. Tamp em up solid.

Posted by: Dan Rather at March 27, 2014 04:53 PM (kFxpe)

197 *googly eyes* Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 08:50 PM (GrtrJ) fnord (GrtrJ) DING! FOUND IT!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 04:53 PM (qyfb5)

198 Insanity, like moronity, is hereditary.

Children give it to their parents.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 27, 2014 04:53 PM (V70Uh)

199 Women are the most beautiful, amazing, awesome creatures on the planet. This type of bullshit isn't helping you any.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 04:53 PM (G6qzS)

200 When the wrong word goes in the right ear, I know you've been lyin' to me....

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 04:54 PM (ZshNr)

201 No one has thought to blame the lane-closures on aliens?

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at March 27, 2014 04:54 PM (kFxpe)

202 193 So, just to satisfy my own curiosity, did AtC come riding in on a Ravage? Cause that would have been way cool. And dressed like a Viking Warrior Princess? Cause that would have been way cool too! Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 08:52 PM (vVSOO) Ha, no to both of those. The Viking Warrior Princess outfit belongs on MWR. But I will say that AtC is pretty much exactly the same IRL as she is around here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 04:54 PM (GEICT)

203 Do those assholes really think we will believe this crap. Is reality really like a soap opera? Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 08:50 PM (JdEZJ) fnord (JdEZJ) Yes and for a shocking number of people.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 04:54 PM (qyfb5)

204 189 DangerGirl, i am not a very good drinker either, if i drink more than a couple glasses of wine i am truly under the table doing carpet thread counts.
Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:51 PM (nqBYe)

Girl, I am a good drinker...too good of a drinker. But with wine only. Beer, bourbon, (and yes dad) vodka...I can have one and stop, no problem. But wine, wine is my downfall. I blink and the bottle is gone. It is a serious problem.

So I have taken dad's advice.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 04:55 PM (GrtrJ)

205 Is reality really like a soap opera?
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 08:50 PM (JdEZJ)
It's worse.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2014 04:55 PM (1I48Z)

206 Wiskey's on the verge of blowing this game up. 34-18

Posted by: lowandslow at March 27, 2014 04:55 PM (IV4od)

207 It's called Pre-menstrual syndrome (PMS) Some women have it. Stay out of their way.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 27, 2014 04:55 PM (V70Uh)

208 Rachael Ray? Never heard of her.

Posted by: A. Moron at March 27, 2014 04:56 PM (roTS7)

209 163"Grumpy wives created the need for man caves, so there's that." The Grumpy Grandma was asking how much I was going to spend on the Moto room (the man cave) since I now have to get Navy trinkets in addition to leather chairs and a bar to go with the Marine trinkets.... "Whatever it takes baby; we can spend just as much on your sewing/craft room." Its just money...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 04:56 PM (60Vyp)

210 the pheromone effect about 24 DAYS before before her period starts? Yea that's wut it is.

Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 04:56 PM (JdEZJ)

211 Women are the most beautiful, amazing, awesome creatures on the planet. Creatures??? you're calling me a creature... like a MONSTER??? or an ANIMAL????

Posted by: My Redhead Girlfriend that time of the month if I said that at March 27, 2014 04:56 PM (84gbM)

212 > OG said "Women are the most beautiful, amazing, awesome creatures on the planet.

>>Too bad I am not worthy of them. " (yes you are)

{aww that's Lovely!"

Careful what you wish for.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 08:52 PM (g1DWB)

kicks Jack.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 04:56 PM (nqBYe)

213 But I will say that AtC is pretty much exactly the same IRL as she is around here. Like a Mini-Ginger Galadriel if she had accepthed the Ring?

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 04:56 PM (G6qzS)

214
The deception .....you gotta blank face.......you see dimensions in two....one thing leads to another... Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:53 PM (ZshNr)

Great tune.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 04:56 PM (GrtrJ)

215 I don't get it. She was mad at Christie's campaign manager, so she closed down a bridge when a mayor didn't campaign for her boss?

I tend to believe fatass is grasping at straws here.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at March 27, 2014 04:56 PM (uhAkr)

216 Ok, I can see the Viking Warrior Princess on MWR, but riding in on a ravage would still have been way cool.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 04:57 PM (vVSOO)

217 Like a Mini-Ginger Galadriel if she had accepthed the Ring? Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 08:56 PM (G6qzS) That'sÂ…Â…yeah, that's pretty damn accurate.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 04:57 PM (GEICT)

218 GWB? Hell, my Holland Tunnel is wide open for business

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 27, 2014 04:57 PM (kFxpe)

219
Women are the most beautiful, amazing, awesome creatures on the planet.
Posted by: OG Celtic-American

Yeah -- 'bout that whole "awesome" thing....

Posted by: A Male Lappland Reindeer

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 27, 2014 04:58 PM (kdS6q)

220 glares at garret.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 04:58 PM (nqBYe)

221 My reality is not like a soap opera. Guess I'm lucky that way. My country however is like a movie in a bad dream.

Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 04:58 PM (JdEZJ)

222 212 Rachael Ray? Never heard of her.
Posted by: A. Moron at March 27, 2014 08:56 PM (roTS7)
I think she makes frying pans.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2014 04:58 PM (1I48Z)

223 Why aren't there any optimists in New York? The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 27, 2014 04:58 PM (8MjqI)

224 For a Crotchety Old Jarhead, you are not crotchety , but quite wise.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 27, 2014 04:59 PM (V70Uh)

225 204>> One thing leads to another...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 04:59 PM (60Vyp)

226 Rachael Ray is dead to me.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 04:59 PM (vHRtU)

227 I'm worthy. In theory. In practice, not so much.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 04:59 PM (qyfb5)

228 ALL WOMEN ARE BAD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SToWI97I3HQ

Posted by: THE CRAMPS at March 27, 2014 04:59 PM (G6qzS)

229 My reality is pretty sitcom-ish. Let that never change...

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 04:59 PM (ZshNr)

230 Like a Mini-Ginger Galadriel if she had accepthed the Ring? Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 08:56 PM (G6qzS)

How many times do I have to say this.

My good is still *a* good.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 04:59 PM (Gk3SS)

231 But I will say that AtC is pretty much exactly the same IRL as she is around here. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 08:54 PM (GEICT) fnord (GEICT) *bunk*

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 05:00 PM (qyfb5)

232 Like a Mini-Ginger Galadriel if she had accepthed the Ring?
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"All will worship me and despair" kind of thing?

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 27, 2014 05:00 PM (vVSOO)

233 My country however is like a movie in a bad dream.
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 08:58 PM (JdEZJ)
I feel as if I am Oliver Wendell Douglas the the country is an unfunny Green Acres.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2014 05:00 PM (1I48Z)

234 Rachel Ray made a fortune when Walmart dumped the Paul Deene stuff.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 27, 2014 05:00 PM (V70Uh)

235 Guitar twangs......some sort of woodwind....more of that.......gotta take a freight train....

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:01 PM (ZshNr)

236 gets the gift packages ready , just.in.case.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:01 PM (nqBYe)

237 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 08:59 PM (Gk3SS) It's a better good than the SCOAMF's so I'll take it.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 27, 2014 05:02 PM (HDwDg)

238 BCJ I can see we think alike. Wanta beer?

Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 05:02 PM (JdEZJ)

239 Dr Amy Bishop approves :-)

Posted by: Sunny at March 27, 2014 05:02 PM (Aznpd)

240 But I will say that AtC is pretty much exactly the same IRL as she is around here. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 08:54 PM (GEICT) So who got a wee fist throat punch?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 27, 2014 05:02 PM (oFCZn)

241 Now I'm on an 80's tune kick...

Take the children and yourself
And hide out in the cellar
By now the fighting will be close at hand...

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 05:03 PM (GrtrJ)

242 "All will worship me and despair" kind of thing? It will actually say that on all the coins in Alextopia.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 05:03 PM (G6qzS)

243 It's a better good than the SCOAMF's so I'll take it. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 27, 2014 09:02 PM (HDwDg) That's a pretty low bar. I mean, I could take a crap on the carpet in the middle of a church dinner party at my house and that would still probably be better that DogEater McShanksALot.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 05:03 PM (GEICT)

244 239>> train kept a rollin all night long...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 05:04 PM (60Vyp)

245 A dog howl....sirens....more howls...it's close to midnight, something evil's lurking from the dark...

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:04 PM (ZshNr)

246 So who got a wee fist throat punch? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 27, 2014 09:02 PM (oFCZn) No throat punching. Everyone was fairly well behaved.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 05:05 PM (GEICT)

247 Oh, Rachel Maddow is going to town. Heh.

Posted by: MTF at March 27, 2014 05:06 PM (UjSt7)

248 So the ruskies are going for the North Pole. Should we let them have it?

Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 05:06 PM (JdEZJ)

249 it's close to midnight, something evil's lurking from the dark... Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:04 PM (ZshNr)

Ca its da dillah...dillah die, and no ones gonna dee da dee da doo doo dorty die!

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 05:06 PM (GrtrJ)

250 Tonight, to show our steadfast commitment to our European allies, we are sending a squad of P-51's to Poland.

Posted by: Barakaheatan I at March 27, 2014 05:06 PM (Aif/5)

251 "Women are the most beautiful, amazing, awesome creatures on the planet. Too bad I am not worthy of them."

Just go murder a couple of people and get yourself prosecuted and convicted..

While you're on Death Row, you'll have sacks of mail coming in with unsolicited proposals of marriage from plenty of women, some of them reasonably attractive ones.

Not kidding about this.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 27, 2014 05:06 PM (noWW6)

252 Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.

Don't forget to tip your waitress, she's feeling a little crampy.

Posted by: Fritz at March 27, 2014 05:07 PM (oJUxt)

253 Heartwarming, I tell you. Of course they cleaned it up a little. Headline should read, "Mayor ARRESTED for bribery, corruption, wire fraud." Four months in office.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 05:08 PM (aDwsi)

254 Dang naturalfake you better get that checked out I think you might be horny.

Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 05:08 PM (JdEZJ)

255 Yeah, I have no idea what he's saying. I think I'll go watch a Weird All Yankovich parody of it to refresh my memory. Oh, shit, Vincent Price just chimed in, Forgot about that.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:08 PM (ZshNr)

256 No throat punching. Everyone was fairly well behaved. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:05 PM (GEICT)

Other than some weirdo screaming FUCKING RINO, everyone was well behaved.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 05:08 PM (Gk3SS)

257 Oo

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:08 PM (nqBYe)

258 Michael Turner (R-Ohio) is on House Armed Services Cmte and was just on Megyn Kelly. He seemed pretty agitated about Russia and Ukraine -- assumption is he gets classified intel being on HASC. He was calling for Obama to at least let the world know what Russia is doing, ie troop movements we are watching by satellite.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 27, 2014 05:08 PM (ZPrif)

259 and perhaps missing the mens room.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:09 PM (nqBYe)

260 Now I'm on an 80's tune kick... Sweat by Oingo Bongo or Queen Bee by Grand Funk Railroad...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 05:09 PM (60Vyp)

261 Come on (Eilene) Oh I swear (follow me) At this moment (Eilene) You are EVERY-THING to me

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 27, 2014 05:09 PM (8MjqI)

262 While you're on Death Row, you'll have sacks of mail coming in with unsolicited proposals of marriage from plenty of women, some of them reasonably attractive ones. Not kidding about this. Posted by: torquewrench ---------------- Yeah. I get that stuff all of the time. Pretty amazing.

Posted by: Charlie Manson at March 27, 2014 05:09 PM (aDwsi)

263 2015...prepare for the DangerGirl at NoVaMoMee.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 05:09 PM (GrtrJ)

264 Not kidding about this. Posted by: torquewrench at March 27, 2014 09:06 PM (noWW6) fnord (noWW6) I KNOW, and thanks for reminding me, now I feel sick.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 05:09 PM (qyfb5)

265 Other than some weirdo screaming FUCKING RINO, everyone was well behaved. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 09:08 PM (Gk3SS) Seemed like a nice guy to meÂ…. You realize that Bannion is actually having a certain someone hand out a RINO of the Year award? If it that certain someone declines to hand it out, I have to. Which means people are going to want me to yell it again. *sigh*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 05:10 PM (GEICT)

266 He was calling for Obama to at least let the world know what Russia is doing, ie troop movements we are watching by satellite. Posted by: Flatbush -------------------- MSM: "Meh. It's a regional problem. But what about Michelle? Doesn't she look fabulous?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 05:11 PM (aDwsi)

267 268 2015...prepare for the DangerGirl at NoVaMoMee. Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 09:09 PM (GrtrJ) Seriously? Cause that would be awesome. I owe you a drink.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 05:11 PM (GEICT)

268 lol.

it's true.
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:11 PM (nqBYe)

269 Some song where the guy is all breathy....familiar...but not in a really good way....whiny.....still can't tell what they're saying... Something like " don,t cross the ......then ...what we had in store....Weeeeeeeee....as reckless as we are, ...."

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:11 PM (ZshNr)

270 Empty Seats Galore ‏@EmptySeatsPics Houston Rockets game, just after tipoff. #NBA (http://instagram.com/p/mENb50sePH/ ) pic.twitter.com/nuImZUO4HL

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 27, 2014 05:12 PM (ZPrif)

271 If you marry someone on death row and they have insurance and actually get executed do you get to collect? I'm not privy to this kind of info because my life is kind of not like a soap opera.

Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 05:12 PM (JdEZJ)

272 >>kicks Jack. >>willow at March 27, 2014 08:56 PM I did my time. But to quote Dr King... In the words of the old Negro spiritual, Free at last, free at last. Thank God almighty, I'm free at last.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 05:12 PM (g1DWB)

273 The coveted Fucking Rino Award. Now that's one for the trophy case.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 05:12 PM (aDwsi)

274 Can't we send some of those clit ships to scare the Russians?

Posted by: King Barak at March 27, 2014 05:12 PM (Aif/5)

275 it's true.
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:11 PM (nqBYe)

I am just a little worried that you have that link at hand, willow.

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2014 05:12 PM (8lmkt)

276 meet new friends, have a pen pal.
meet an inmate .com

Meet-an-Inmate.com has been helping male and female inmates connect with the outside world since 1998 and is ranked #1* among prison pen pal websites. Meet-An-Inmate connects people like you with inmates from across the United States, and offers a free, easy way to brighten up an inmates day

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:13 PM (nqBYe)

277 279 The coveted Fucking Rino Award. Now that's one for the trophy case. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 09:12 PM (aDwsi) *snort* That's mantle material right there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 05:13 PM (GEICT)

278 Seriously? Cause that would be awesome. I owe you a drink. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:11 PM (GEICT)

Yes. If it happens I am there. I would have liked to come this year, but timing is not on my side. However, next year I will take extra time and plan my trip back home around NoVaMoMee. I'll fly into mom and dad's then if mom allows, borrow her car and drive to the meetup, stay overnight and head back to their place the next day. It should work out pretty well. You can buy my chubby ass a drink.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 05:14 PM (GrtrJ)

279 Behold, the power of Poon.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 05:14 PM (bXdYS)

280 Peaches i looked it up after Torque brought that up,

i thought nah that can't be that many weirdos in the country
but yep.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:14 PM (nqBYe)

281 That is another way of looking at it. Raymond Pritchett ‏@Galrahn Russia's Army is tactically exposed and strategically vulnerable to surprise attack right now, including all their primary units.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 27, 2014 05:14 PM (ZPrif)

282 It is a stretch. A woman who feels scorned might be come dare I say, Bossy?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 05:15 PM (bXdYS)

283 You realize that Bannion is actually having a certain someone hand out a RINO of the Year award? If it that certain someone declines to hand it out, I have to. Which means people are going to want me to yell it again. *sigh* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:10 PM (GEICT) Naw, you'll still have to yell it even if a certain someone hands out the award.

Posted by: Vendette at March 27, 2014 05:15 PM (N8MbR)

284 In a novel recruiting approach, the US Navy is targeting the Dwarf/Midget community for recruitment. Codenamed "Operation Little Man in the Boat" , it has received unanimous approval from the Women's caucus of both Parties.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:15 PM (ZshNr)

285 Maybe the scent kicks off an unconscious memory that you won't be getting any for a few days so you better get it while you can.

Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 05:15 PM (JdEZJ)

286 Other than some weirdo screaming FUCKING RINO, everyone was well behaved. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 09:08 PM (Gk3SS) That would be Cochran I presume?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 27, 2014 05:15 PM (oFCZn)

287 Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 09:14 PM (GrtrJ) Awesome. http://youtu.be/reTx5sqvVJ4

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 05:15 PM (GEICT)

288 Meet-An-Inmate connects people like you with inmates from across the United States. ------------------ So, they know about the horde, eh?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 05:15 PM (aDwsi)

289 We should have East, Central, and West MoMeees at the same time and videoconference them together. And LiveBlog it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 05:16 PM (qyfb5)

290 Naw, you'll still have to yell it even if a certain someone hands out the award. Posted by: Vendette at March 27, 2014 09:15 PM (N8MbR) Start practicing now. "Beth! You fucking RINO!!!!"

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 05:16 PM (yz6yg)

291 Peaches i looked it up after Torque brought that up,

whew, willow! because I know you can do better

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2014 05:16 PM (8lmkt)

292 Baby I got your number and I know that you got mine...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 05:16 PM (60Vyp)

293 Naw, you'll still have to yell it even if a certain someone hands out the award. Posted by: Vendette at March 27, 2014 09:15 PM (N8MbR) Outstanding. That would be Cochran I presume? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 27, 2014 09:15 PM (oFCZn) NooooooÂ…..

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 05:17 PM (GEICT)

294 Its that reptile brain thing kicking in.

Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 05:17 PM (JdEZJ)

295 I want to know how it's possible for a nobody staffer to stop traffic in New Jersey. Did she call the head of the NJDOT who called the associate NJDOT who called the assistant to the associate NJDOT who checked with the union boss who took a week to get back with them and... How was this even feasible?

Posted by: AmishDude at March 27, 2014 05:17 PM (vT5Qx)

296 "Beth! You fucking RINO!!!!"

Posted by: Sean Bannion

Beth, you fucking RINO!
I can't come home right now,
Cause me and boys will be playing...allll niiiigghhhttt...

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at March 27, 2014 05:17 PM (080XV)

297 So, they know about the horde, eh?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 09:15 PM (aDwsi)will we have

will they have Meet the inmates Camp style?

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:17 PM (nqBYe)

298 Remember that episode of Married With Children? When the Bundy's and the Darcy's go camping in the woods together, and all three women are having their period at the same time?

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 27, 2014 05:17 PM (8MjqI)

299 You can buy my chubby ass a drink. Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 09:14 PM (GrtrJ) SoÂ….you're saying likeÂ….uhÂ…..ummmmmÂ…..that's the kind of ass you beat with a car antenna?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 05:17 PM (yz6yg)

300 Beth is now our Emmanuel Goldstein and Dread Pirate Roberts all wrapped into one.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 05:18 PM (qyfb5)

301 "Beth! You fucking RINO!!!!" Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 09:16 PM (yz6yg) A) The Beth thing is awesome. Sorry I missed it. 9) There's way I'm calling MWR a RINO. She'd pummel me. And not in an enjoyable way.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 05:18 PM (GEICT)

302 Baylor is running out of time.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 27, 2014 05:18 PM (IV4od)

303 292>>> I'd motorboat that....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 05:18 PM (60Vyp)

304 Last night a little dancer, came dancing to my door...

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:18 PM (ZshNr)

305 You realize that Bannion is actually having a certain someone hand out a RINO of the Year award? If it that certain someone declines to hand it out, I have to. Which means people are going to want me to yell it again.

*sigh*

At. you. All of the at you.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 05:19 PM (Gk3SS)

306 Wisconsin up by twenty points with 8 minutes to go.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 05:19 PM (oMKp3)

307 will they have Meet the inmates Camp style? Posted by: willow ------------------------ Possibly, i.e., Prison Camp style. Of course, Holder & Company may already have that in mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 05:19 PM (aDwsi)

308 Peaches, I cannot imagine why someone would go looking for trouble like that.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:19 PM (nqBYe)

309 ) There's way I'm calling MWR a RINO. She'd pummel me. And not in an enjoyable way. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:18 PM (GEICT) ButÂ…what a way to go.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 05:20 PM (yz6yg)

310 Peaches, I cannot imagine why someone would go looking for trouble like that.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:19 PM (nqBYe)

willow, I don't think the 'ettes are truly representative of the current state of wimminhood in this country.

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2014 05:21 PM (8lmkt)

311 OK kiddos, I'm out. see ya tomorrow.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 27, 2014 05:21 PM (GrtrJ)

312 http://tinyurl.com/mdr76kt

NSFW

Posted by: Beth at March 27, 2014 05:21 PM (Aif/5)

313 bye, DangerGirl!!!

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2014 05:22 PM (8lmkt)

314 Lips like sugar...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 05:22 PM (60Vyp)

315 ButÂ…what a way to go. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 09:20 PM (yz6yg) http://youtu.be/qSYXB9V13kU

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 05:22 PM (GEICT)

316 253 So the ruskies are going for the North Pole. Should we let them have it?
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 09:06 PM (JdEZJ)
Putin heard the stories about the reindeer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2014 05:22 PM (1I48Z)

317 Night DG!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 05:23 PM (GEICT)

318 I knew that Rudolf was a commie. The nose was a dead giveaway.

Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 05:24 PM (JdEZJ)

319 Out of the ruins.,..we are the children, the last generation, we are the ones they left behind, .....and I wonder if we're ever going to change......We don't need another hero!!!!!!

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:24 PM (ZshNr)

320 Dearest Prison Inmate #26579,9886 ,
I have worried that you are innocent of the murder of ten women over the last 2 years, I long to help et you free, I know that mother and her sister were lying when they said they caught you over their daughter after stabbing her mulitple times, and then the police threw every recent death at you to cover up their lack of work finding Real Killers.
So I'm writing you today so that you know someone cares about your case and your freedom

love,
bambi
p.s was it fun?

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:24 PM (nqBYe)

321 O.K. Been busting my hump all day. I popped in and out a few times. Can one of the horde savvy me in on this "Beth" thing?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 05:25 PM (bXdYS)

322 Red light yellow light green light go...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 05:25 PM (60Vyp)

323 Did the Lucchese family live in NJ? My uncle used to tell me about Tommy "three finger brown"

Posted by: NCwoof at March 27, 2014 05:26 PM (aUQgu)

324 whoa Raymond Pritchett ‏@Galrahn The #osint assessment most credible IMO says Russia will invade at 4pm GMT, about 13.5 hours from now.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 27, 2014 05:26 PM (ZPrif)

325 MWR's, name is Beth.

or not.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:26 PM (nqBYe)

326 330 O.K. Been busting my hump all day. I popped in and out a few times. Can one of the horde savvy me in on this "Beth" thing? Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 09:25 PM (bXdYS) ************ Same here. All I know is it was a really crappy-- KISS song--YELCH!! (at least I think it was Beth...)

Posted by: tasker at March 27, 2014 05:26 PM (RJMhd)

327 331 Red light yellow light green light go... Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 09:25 PM (60Vyp) crazy little woman in a one man show, mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 05:27 PM (GEICT)

328 Can one of the horde savvy me in on this "Beth" thing?
She's got dull, lifeless eyes, like a doll.

Posted by: fluffy at March 27, 2014 05:27 PM (Ua6T/)

329 My uncle used to tell me about Tommy "three finger brown"

Posted by: NCwoof

That was Tommy "Three Brown Fingers". You don't want to know how they got that way.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at March 27, 2014 05:27 PM (080XV)

330 SEXISTS!!!!! Don't you know womyn NEVER make false accusations??????

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at March 27, 2014 05:27 PM (g0H8G)

331 Red light yellow light green light go... Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 09:25 PM (60Vyp) OhÂ….manÂ….memories. Memories of that song coming through my CVC helmet because my driver had wired his walkman into the intercom systemÂ….of an M-1Â….driving down the autobahnÂ…..at 60 mph. It. Was. Awesome.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 05:27 PM (yz6yg)

332 Modern events as interpreted through Eighties lyrics randomly playing on the radio in an NC shed.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:27 PM (ZshNr)

333 333 Flatbush Joe

Where? Kharkiv? That was fast

Posted by: NCwoof at March 27, 2014 05:27 PM (aUQgu)

334 Apparently MWR shared a story earlier where some woman kept referring to her as Beth in an email chain. Even though that's not MWR's name and her name was right there in the signature line. So the Horde started calling her Beth.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 05:28 PM (GEICT)

335 Pritchett is a well-connected naval blogger. Runs InformationDissemination. osint is open source intelligence -- ie his opinion from reading the news and public reports, not from any classified info.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 27, 2014 05:28 PM (ZPrif)

336 Don't know. You can probably go on twitter and ask him.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 27, 2014 05:29 PM (ZPrif)

337 Speaking of bizarre attractions to terrible people, whatever happened to Qadaffy's daughter Ayesha? Ehh, saw recent pic. Starting to look like her father.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 05:29 PM (qyfb5)

338 338 Oops

Posted by: NCwoof at March 27, 2014 05:29 PM (aUQgu)

339 Beth... isn't that a movie about some ghetto kid and his killer pet rat? Famous theme song?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 05:29 PM (vHRtU)

340 Modern events as interpreted through Eighties lyrics randomly playing on the radio in an NC shed. I'd let you watch, I would invite you But the queens we use would not excite you So you better go back to your bars, your temples Your massage parlors

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 05:29 PM (yz6yg)

341 Beth... isn't that a movie about some ghetto kid and his killer pet rat? Famous theme song? That was "Willard"

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 05:30 PM (yz6yg)

342 O.K. Been busting my hump all day. I popped in and out a few times. Can one of the horde savvy me in on this "Beth" thing? Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 09:25 PM (bXdYS)'

MWR mentioned earlier today that someone in an email exchange at work kept calling her Beth even though that's not her name.

It's the Horde. You know what happened immediately.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 05:30 PM (Gk3SS)

343 Ehh, saw recent pic. Starting to look like her father. Posted by: Merovign -------------- Well that's pretty bad. Wasn't he fed to the dogs or something?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 05:30 PM (aDwsi)

344 So what's it gonna be boyos? We gonna put together a modem day Abraham Lincoln Brigade (minus the Commie symps) and head over to the Eastern Front to put a whooping on old Boris?

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:30 PM (ZshNr)

345 I think Pritchett thinks Putin is gonna take Odessa. Not sure. Raymond Pritchett ‏@Galrahn 1m If that #osint analysis is correct, in the next 48 hours we will see the largest amphibious landing since the Falklands. Euromaidan PR ‏@EuromaidanPR 14m 7 military ships are moving from #Sevastopol and #Kerch towards #Odessa http://glavcom.ua/news/195238.html Â… |PR Post #Crimea #Ukraine

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 27, 2014 05:30 PM (ZPrif)

346 Here you go Ltf: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UIB9Y4OFPs

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 05:31 PM (60Vyp)

347 Back to reality, I am stunned that Wisconsin is doing this to the same Baylor team that made Creighton look like a pasty white boy church league team.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at March 27, 2014 05:31 PM (g0H8G)

348 334 MWR's, name is Beth. or not. Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:26 PM (nqBYe) ********** Okay thanks. Off to dinner and now I'm stuck with that crappy KISS song in my head. Thanks guys!

Posted by: tasker at March 27, 2014 05:31 PM (RJMhd)

349 Inmate # 28,768,692,987

Hello George my love,
Yes they refused my appeal, I cannot believe they are so cruel, I had to kill that man and steal his credit cards to help pay for my college education, What more can a girl do ? I sent his Drivers License to his wife because i did not want to be so cruel to his family and leave them wondering if their daddy left them.
How can they not understand I needed to do as i did to pay for my future, I need to be able o get on with my life that was 4 years ago how long must i pay!

please send me a care package i haven't had a smoke in over a day.
Love ,
Bambi's sister.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:32 PM (nqBYe)

350 Dayton about to beat Stanford.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 05:33 PM (oMKp3)

351 I proudly and loudly sung Pour Some Sugar on Me while barreling down I-290 on the way home from my girlfriend's Junior Prom. I was a sophomore, she was driving a convertible Celica, top notch memory.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:33 PM (ZshNr)

352 Lincoln said "Commie". Triggers monthly Mickey Spillane quote from 'One Dark Night'. There's nothing I can do..., it's a trigger: "I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I've ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red sons of bitches who should have died long ago..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 05:33 PM (aDwsi)

353 The tide is high, but I'm holding on....

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:33 PM (ZshNr)

354 It's the Horde. You know what happened immediately. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 09:30 PM (Gk3SS) The AoSHQ Purity Brigade attacked her as a RINO while asking for pics of her rack? Just spitballin' there for a second.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 05:34 PM (yz6yg)

355 Ehh, saw recent pic. Starting to look like her father.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 09:29 PM (qyfb5)

Does she wear His stylish dresses' use a different eye shadow iu hope?

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:34 PM (nqBYe)

356 F Troop is on. Larry Storch is playing a visiting Cossack... god he was funny.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 05:34 PM (vHRtU)

357 F-Troop, in many ways, is the story of my Army career.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:35 PM (ZshNr)

358 If the ruskies claim the North Pole we should claim the South Pole.

Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 05:35 PM (JdEZJ)

359 F-Troop, in many ways, is the story of my Army career. Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:35 PM (ZshNr) You were at Fort Riley too??!?!??

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 05:36 PM (yz6yg)

360 Good on Dayton.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:36 PM (ZshNr)

361 Did somebody say pole?

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 27, 2014 05:36 PM (mx5oN)

362 Larry Storch is playing a visiting Cossack... god he was funny. Posted by: OG ---------------- Yeah. Funny for you maybe..

Posted by: Crimea at March 27, 2014 05:36 PM (aDwsi)

363 Aliens vs Predator That's what I'm watching right now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 05:36 PM (GEICT)

364 Man, grew up on Ft. Riley...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 05:37 PM (vHRtU)

365 The AoSHQ Purity Brigade attacked her as a RINO while asking for pics of her rack?

Just spitballin' there for a second. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 09:34 PM (yz6yg)

Well, yes, but that's after calling her Beth.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 05:37 PM (Gk3SS)

366 After suffering through some of the worst Dayton ball years (1991-1995) this has been fun to watch as an alumni...still hard to believe that Dayton can actually play coherent basketball.

Posted by: H Badger at March 27, 2014 05:37 PM (er9dx)

367 The AoSHQ Purity Brigade attacked her as a RINO while asking for pics of her rack? It's the only way to be certain.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2014 05:38 PM (pi0cO)

368 I was glad to See Condi Rice come out and say the truth re; appearing weak in Foreign Policy.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:38 PM (nqBYe)

369 Hast Du etwas Zeit fÃ¼r mich Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich Von 99 Luftballons

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 27, 2014 05:38 PM (Uabwh)

370 340>> Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....That is righteous!!! We did a range hop with a collection of Stevie Ray Vaughn, a .50, a GAU2B and 2 7shot pods of 2.75 HEI. Sweeeeeeeeet...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 05:38 PM (60Vyp)

371 I'd have to research it, but I though every Army troop that shipped to VN passed through Ft. Riley. At least every enlisted after '67 or so?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 05:38 PM (aDwsi)

372 If the ruskies claim the North Pole we should claim the South Pole. Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 09:35 PM (JdEZJ) Too lateÂ… we claimed it first.

Posted by: Hitler's Brain Floating in a Jar at March 27, 2014 05:39 PM (AymDN)

373 Nah, I was at a tiny one Battalion Kaserne southwest of Frankfurt. For half the time I was there, we only had one Battery and HHB. Bing Strassburg Kaserne , Idar Oberstein, Church in the Rock, any of those keywords. A storybook place, really.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:39 PM (ZshNr)

374 Aliens vs Predator

That's what I'm watching right now. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:36 PM (GEICT)

The one with the Antarctic pyramids right? I like that one.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 05:39 PM (Gk3SS)

375 Well that's pretty bad. Wasn't he fed to the dogs or something? Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 09:30 PM (aDwsi) fnord (aDwsi) Well, *before* that. Does she wear His stylish dresses' use a different eye shadow iu hope? Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:34 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe) The good: http://bit.ly/1dxNCkx The bad: http://bit.ly/1hAmcq6 The airbrushed: http://bit.ly/1mxsWw7 Note the "Jack Nicholson Joker" smile in the "good" pick. AyEeesha.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 05:39 PM (qyfb5)

376 Christie? Christie? ... no, never heard of him.

Posted by: toby928© at March 27, 2014 05:39 PM (QupBk)

377 The one with the Antarctic pyramids right? I like that one. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 09:39 PM (Gk3SS) Yup. Aliens just woke up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 05:40 PM (GEICT)

378 Ft. Riley was also the receiving base for all the felons headed to Ft. Leavenworth... flew into Manhattan on Frontier, 2 MP's to one mope. Shared way too many flights with 'em...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 05:41 PM (vHRtU)

379 I will gladly assume a pole position. For the children. And the middle class.

Posted by: Barack Insane Obama at March 27, 2014 05:41 PM (JdEZJ)

380 379>> The only warning we got was there would be severe as whooping if anyone shot the goats.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 05:41 PM (60Vyp)

381 Too lateÂ… we claimed it first. Say what?

Posted by: Giant Penguins at March 27, 2014 05:41 PM (WX3R9)

382 It was so small and insular, that the Real Army was only in effect about half the time, for field exercises or inspections. The rest of the time it was rather, shall we say, loose. My CO from those days was John House who ran for Congress in GA in 2012. He lost.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:42 PM (ZshNr)

383 388 I will gladly assume a pole position. For the children. And the middle class. Posted by: Barack Insane Obama at March 27, 2014 09:41 PM (JdEZJ) Assume position for my pole, da?

Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 27, 2014 05:42 PM (mx5oN)

384 We did a range hop with a collection of Stevie Ray Vaughn, a .50, a GAU2B and 2 7shot pods of 2.75 HEI. Sweeeeeeeeet... Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 09:38 PM (60Vyp) We were still not playing nice with the Soviets at the time, and they were allowed to track our movements in unmarked vehicles under some obscure treaty. By the end of Day One of the exerciseÂ…you always knew who they were. So I used to coat white tennis balls with GAA, then stuff them on top of the Hoffman charges on the main gun. Fire Hoffman chargeÂ….out comes flaming tennis ball. It was good for about 10-20 yards. I never knew Soviet motor vehicles could move so fast.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 05:42 PM (yz6yg)

385 By the way, I once had a shot blocked by Johnny Dawkins.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at March 27, 2014 05:42 PM (g0H8G)

386 Yup.

Aliens just woke up. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:40 PM (GEICT)

Om nom nom nom

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 05:42 PM (Gk3SS)

387 Merovign, yes second pic in first link she did look evil.

but otherwise she looks like a normal women.
i hope she ages badly, Did they get funds out before Qaddafi went down?

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:43 PM (nqBYe)

388 "Electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting..."

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 05:43 PM (vHRtU)

389 Ooh Vlad you are right up my alley. Hold on while I get more flexible.

Posted by: Barack Insane Obama at March 27, 2014 05:43 PM (JdEZJ)

390 bridget's bossy bridgegate backfire !

Posted by: concrete girl at March 27, 2014 05:44 PM (oPrSf)

391 Om nom nom nom Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 27, 2014 09:42 PM (Gk3SS) Predator just kicked some ass. Silly human, your little handgun is useless.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 05:44 PM (GEICT)

392 Oh yeah, almost forgot. Bruce Willis was born at Strassburg Kaserne.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:44 PM (ZshNr)

393 spouse met Bruce Willis said He was a nice man.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:45 PM (nqBYe)

394 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2014 09:28 PM Gracias! Funny story. I have a customer that for the last year has called me the wrong name. I corrected her once, and she's old so I just go along with it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 05:46 PM (bXdYS)

395 but otherwise she looks like a normal women. i hope she ages badly, Did they get funds out before Qaddafi went down? Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:43 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe) Actually, in the non-joker first pic she kind of looks like the Dentist I have a tiny crush on. *ahem* I'm sure, like most dictators, they had massive offshore accounts. Also, her husband was killed in the Clusterfuck of 2011, so, you know, *single*.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 05:46 PM (qyfb5)

396 402 I've worked with Bruce Willis when he was appearing at some Corporate events. Very nice guy.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 05:47 PM (ojnk6)

397 I've always liked Bruce Willis. I kind of think he's not a liberal but I dare not search.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:47 PM (ZshNr)

398 Wisconsin blows out Baylor. On to the Elite Eight.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 05:47 PM (oMKp3)

399 "211 It's called Pre-menstrual syndrome (PMS) Some women have it. Stay out of their way.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 27, 2014 08:55 PM (V70Uh) "

Not at all!

PMS = Potential Murder Suspect!

"Stay Out Of Their Way" is correct, sir!

Posted by: ChrisP at March 27, 2014 05:47 PM (k8cyM)

400 Also, her husband was killed in the Clusterfuck of 2011, so, you know, *single*.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 09:46 PM (qyfb5)

well single or not Merovign I wouldn't look up her #. haha

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:48 PM (nqBYe)

401 Congrats, Badgers.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:48 PM (ZshNr)

402 spouse met Bruce Willis said He was a nice man. Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:45 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe) !! You're married? Well, don't I feel slightly the heel. Slightly. You're still awesome, though. FYI.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 05:48 PM (qyfb5)

403 Congrats, Badgers. ----------------- I hear they spread TB...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 05:49 PM (aDwsi)

404 Oh, you're so condescending, your gall is never ending, we don't want a thing from you...

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:49 PM (ZshNr)

405 Meh 3 more inches of white postracial aggressive global climate change warming shit tonight. Meh. Shoot me, I love winter but am officially done.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 05:49 PM (bXdYS)

406 Aren't badgers a form of weasel?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 05:50 PM (vHRtU)

407 willow? can you drop me an email? Address is in sig.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 05:50 PM (yz6yg)

408 >>I've always liked Bruce Willis. I kind of think he's not a liberal but I dare not search. Not. Not many liberals go to the RNC.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 05:50 PM (g1DWB)

409 One of the best forms.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:51 PM (ZshNr)

410 Merovign , lol, yes and 5 children! don't feel bad although i thought everyone knew

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:51 PM (nqBYe)

411 So a woman who is scorned might be pissed off and do something to retaliate? No effing way! Never happened.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 05:51 PM (bXdYS)

412 My heart, broken again, by Willow... sigh...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 05:51 PM (vHRtU)

413 415 Aren't badgers a form of weasel? I think so. What about beavers though?

Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 05:51 PM (JdEZJ)

414 Willis is at a point in his career where he doesn't have to care what Hollywierd thinks of his politics.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 05:52 PM (ojnk6)

415 JackStraw whew, I am glad to know that, I dread finding out someone i like is a re gressive

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:52 PM (nqBYe)

416 Beavers are a form of trouble...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 27, 2014 05:52 PM (vHRtU)

417 Those are a form of payroll deduction. Not a weasel.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 05:52 PM (ZshNr)

418 Merovign , lol, yes and 5 children! don't feel bad although i thought everyone knew Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:51 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe) Yeah let me be the one to miss that. *ahem again* Well {{respectful hugs with hands kind of angled awkwardly out}} anyway.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 05:53 PM (qyfb5)

419 ManWithNoParty, that must be freeing in that crowd of vipers.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:53 PM (nqBYe)

420 Beware the Honey Beaver.

Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 05:54 PM (JdEZJ)

421 Beavnado. Starring Sandy Fluke.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 05:54 PM (bXdYS)

422 Merovign, Hugs back!

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:54 PM (nqBYe)

423 This controversy: HERS

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 05:54 PM (MNq6o)

424 429 I'm sure it is, willow. Except for that pesky IRS hassling a group of rather secret Hollywood Conservatives, that is.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 05:55 PM (ojnk6)

425 JackStraw whew, I am glad to know that, I dread finding out someone i like is a re gressive Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:52 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe) I tell myself and others I give less of a damn what actors and singers think than plumbers and nurses, but it is hard to ignore when one of 'em goes all Babs Streisand or Gillian Anderson and wigs out. Especially Anderson. Scully? Seriously? "No one is allowed to speak up anymore in this country" said ON TELEVISION? Come on, that's just stupid. That's like NASA's Hansen give an average of an interview *a day* for more than a year claiming he wasn't allowed to speak up.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 05:55 PM (qyfb5)

426 Dang. Are you speaking of this? http://www.wwnc.com/onair/pete-kaliner-46655/the-new-hers-product-line-12197234/

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 05:57 PM (aDwsi)

427 Merovign, true, and they have the right to an opinion, but i have the right to not like their opinion also and yes especially if they go to demonstrations heckle half the country's citizens call us names, yeah i'm not that forgiving .

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 05:58 PM (nqBYe)

428 I enjoy listening to Ernie Johnson.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 06:01 PM (oMKp3)

429 >>I tell myself and others I give less of a damn what actors and singers think than plumbers and nurses, but it is hard to ignore when one of 'em goes all Babs Streisand or Gillian Anderson and wigs out. One of my mom's BFF is the wife, well now ex, of a fairly prominent rock and roller. I grew up with him as a family friend, spent a lot of my misspent yute backstage at his shows and even got to ride in some of his fancy vintage Italian sports cars that he liked to race with other evil capitalists. Trust me, a lot, not all but a lot, of these guys are pretty fiscally conservative. They like money and know exactly where it comes from. They also know that what they say in public, they're image, matters in said accumulation of money.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 06:03 PM (g1DWB)

430 I enjoy listening to Ernie Johnson.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 27, 2014 10:01 PM (oMKp3)

__________________

Yeah..... I really like Ernie too..... I mean I REALLY, REALLY like Ernie.

Posted by: Bert at March 27, 2014 06:03 PM (jucos)

431 Wisconsin blows out Baylor. On to the Elite Eight. grannie winger ----- Louisville vs. UK tomorrow night. There can be only one in Kentucky. Half the state will be rioting with joy, and the other half at bars drinking their despair away into oblivion Louisville and Lexington; the modern day Hatfield and McCoys Feud.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 27, 2014 06:03 PM (nxINj)

432 Trust me, a lot, not all but a lot, of these guys are pretty fiscally conservative. They like money and know exactly where it comes from. They also know that what they say in public, they're image, matters in said accumulation of money. Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 10:03 PM (g1DWB) fnord (g1DWB) Wild guess the people who hurl constant vitriol probably believe it. On the other hand we are talking about people whose job is to lie convincingly.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 06:04 PM (qyfb5)

433 Aren't badgers a form of weasel? I think so. What about beavers though?
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 09:51 PM (JdEZJ)
If you cross a beaver with a badger to you get a beager?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2014 06:05 PM (1I48Z)

434 How did I type they're when I meant their. I blame Bush.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 06:05 PM (g1DWB)

435 Jack I'm reminded of this video
Will Smith in France and finding out about 75% taxing the rich
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs3NzBx5ei0

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 06:06 PM (nqBYe)

436 I was at Ft. Riley as an army brat 64 , 65 . It was a great place to be a kid . Mom didn't care for it , though . She had two new twin girls , and two older kids , my sister and I . Poor Mom , she was wound a little too tight to be a young officers wife in that situation . Dad got alert orders at two in the morning during the cuban missile crisis . They were packed up and ready to seize the airport in Havana . For me though , it was a grand adventure . Ten years old living on the premier army base in the country . Surrounded by woods and soldiers , tanks , guns , it was way cool .

Posted by: awkward davies at March 27, 2014 06:06 PM (whqez)

437 Who is this Libbie Beado that everyone is blaming?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at March 27, 2014 06:07 PM (HsTG8)

438 ONT up.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 27, 2014 06:08 PM (ojnk6)

439 A beager. Huge teeth. Giant tail. Bad attitude. Sounds like someone familar but I can't recall who...

Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2014 06:09 PM (JdEZJ)

440 438 grammie

Sometimes listen to Michael Berry. I think I'm the only one.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 27, 2014 06:09 PM (aUQgu)

441 >>Jack I'm reminded of this video Yup. Every once and a while the mask slips when reality hits.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 06:10 PM (g1DWB)

442 393>> you lucky, lucky bastard. 😜

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2014 06:15 PM (60Vyp)

443 Hey, wasn't it the she-beast from FLA (and, incidently a mouthpeace for the DNC) that claimed hormones were the cause of her SUV plowing into some store.

Double-standards, indeed....

Posted by: fred zeppelin at March 28, 2014 02:51 AM (zL/eJ)

444 The problem was too much communication and too little ethics and common decency. This is enough of a fig leaf for supporters to claim he's been cleared and more than enough of smell of whitewash that opponents will have a field day until the day Christie loses the Presidential election in 2016. He should be done and eliminated form consideration as the nominee. He should then try to be a team player and make up for what he did to Romney. I doubt he has it in him.

Posted by: dirks strewn at March 28, 2014 04:45 AM (kfcYC)

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