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May 09, 2014

Clearing the Decks for Hillary: Bill Clinton May... Apologize to Monica Lewinsky?!
— Ace

I did not see this coming. (No really, I did not see this coming.)

The shamelessness of this couple continues to astound me.

Sneed hears rumbles former President Bill Clinton, who lied about his affair with White House intern Monica Â“That WomanÂ” Lewinsky, may opt to publicly apologize for the abuse Lewinsky claims sheÂ’s endured since the sex scandal broke more than 15 years ago.
◆ The rationale? To fend off critics of his wife Hillary who blame her for protecting a powerful husband who is a sexual predator. Hillary Clinton is eyeing a 2016 presidential bid.

Of course. As if you had to explain that. Of course this can only be about political positioning.

From Althouse, filling in at Instapundit.

Posted by: Ace at 03:09 PM | Comments (310)
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1 How thoughtful of him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: rd at May 09, 2014 03:10 PM (N7QgG)

2 And just before Mother's Day.

Posted by: rd at May 09, 2014 03:10 PM (N7QgG)

3 Will he also apologoze to Kathleen Willey, Paula Jones, and the (How Many?) others?

Posted by: rd at May 09, 2014 03:12 PM (N7QgG)

4 I'm sure this is not political at all. He really is sorry...

Posted by: loneduck at May 09, 2014 03:12 PM (uXJV9)

5 And what about Juanita Broaddrick and the others.

Posted by: hepcat at May 09, 2014 03:12 PM (Q4mug)

6 I'm sorry you mistook my penis for a cigar, Monica. Now shut your humidor. My wife and I have business to attend.

Posted by: BJ Clinton at May 09, 2014 03:12 PM (1CroS)

7 OK I warned the others.

Posted by: rd at May 09, 2014 03:12 PM (N7QgG)

8 He can at least pay to clean the dress now

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 09, 2014 03:13 PM (CyTqr)

9 I for one think he is sincere. / do I really have to?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 09, 2014 03:13 PM (oMKp3)

10 I'm sorry I came in your mouth when I said I wouldn't. WJ Clinton

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at May 09, 2014 03:13 PM (gmrH5)

11 Historic first battered woman for preznit.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at May 09, 2014 03:13 PM (L02KD)

12 I would have apologized twenty years ago but was too busy. Swearsies!!

Posted by: Billy Jeff C. at May 09, 2014 03:13 PM (XyM/Y)

13 I am sorry about that thing I said I would not do in your mouth.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 03:14 PM (LJ7Ze)

14 I don't want an apology. I'll settle for a check.

Posted by: Gennifer Flowers at May 09, 2014 03:14 PM (eAJwE)

15 Monica coming out now. That is political and she is being paid (probably by the KOCHs!!!!) to hurt Hillary!'s chances.

Posted by: loneduck at May 09, 2014 03:14 PM (uXJV9)

16 I seriously doubt anyone would believe him.

He is a serial rapist and if he was dying ... maybe.
Just to get that bitch elected?
Not.Gonna.Happen.

Posted by: Gmac at May 09, 2014 03:14 PM (baiNQ)

17 Then she can finalize her plans to kill him off before the primaries.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 09, 2014 03:14 PM (SUKHu)

18 Only 20 years later... Billy-Jeff is merely clearing the deck on this scandal to ensure it stays old news.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 03:14 PM (NSnWy)

Bill Clinton has those magic apologies.

He apologized to the country for lying to us, remember?

And then his adoring fans went: "Oh well then, it's all okay now."

Posted by: wheatie at May 09, 2014 03:14 PM (l/M30)

20 /s (for clarity)

Posted by: loneduck at May 09, 2014 03:14 PM (uXJV9)

21 Anyone still doubt that Hillary is running?

Posted by: pep at May 09, 2014 03:15 PM (4nR9/)

22 Welcome to America where brain dead people still want them some Clinton drama.

Posted by: BEL at May 09, 2014 03:15 PM (thLL8)

23 Bill Clinton and his hag of a "wife" have never been sorry for anything in their entire lives. They are addicted to power and don't care who they ruin or kill to get it and keep it. They will get what they deserve in the end, as will we all.

Posted by: tcn at May 09, 2014 03:15 PM (g+qqc)

24 Did W.J.C. send a box of cigars with his deepest regrets? heh.

Posted by: t-duyah-d at May 09, 2014 03:15 PM (9wjdT)

25 16 I seriously doubt anyone would believe him.

Nobody believed him back then either, they just didn't care.

Posted by: pep at May 09, 2014 03:15 PM (4nR9/)

26 I'm sorry you had that "come hither" look. Really, really sorry.

Posted by: Truly Penitent Bill at May 09, 2014 03:16 PM (eAJwE)

27 Now, can we get Nancy Pelosi to publically apologize and do penance for the public scandal of taking Holy Communion while supporting the murder of babies? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Posted by: tcn at May 09, 2014 03:16 PM (g+qqc)

28 Now if Hillary would just apologize to Ambassador Stevens' family for the ass-rape and murder the slate will be clean.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2014 03:16 PM (8ZskC)

29 But of course it's Republicans inquiring into the events in Benghazi 9/11/2012 who are doing so for crass political reasons. The Clintons are pure as the driven fucking snow.

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 03:16 PM (OTFkV)

30 And we all wondered why Lewinsky suddenly spoke out in public, after all this time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2014 03:16 PM (TIIx5)

31 Whew! Good thing for Slick he's led a blameless life since then.

Posted by: B at May 09, 2014 03:16 PM (6iEQd)

32 I'm sorry I missed your face. -Bill

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 03:17 PM (x3YFz)

33 I'm sorry. Really, really sorry. So sorry.

{Jeebus, these morons are buying it.}

Posted by: Bubba at May 09, 2014 03:17 PM (4nR9/)

34 So, how much are they paying Lewinsky to strut this around? A whore is a whore is a.... And the same goes for the john....

Posted by: tcn at May 09, 2014 03:17 PM (g+qqc)

35 Apology is good for the soul. And about 22 electoral votes.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 09, 2014 03:17 PM (8ZskC)

36 She wasn't even making minimum wage.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 03:17 PM (LJ7Ze)

Hey All you 40 year old former interns, this is how you do it!

Posted by: Mimi Alford's Memoirs of her affair with JFK at May 09, 2014 03:17 PM (N7QgG)

38 30 And we all wondered why Lewinsky suddenly spoke out in public, after all this time. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2014 07:16 PM (TIIx5) You think she's trying to help the Clintons?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 09, 2014 03:17 PM (oMKp3)

39 Mark Levin is playing clips of TFG's demagoguery. What an evil, evil man. The only time I don't lunge for the off switch or change the station when I hear his voice is when Levin plays excerpts.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2014 03:18 PM (sdi6R)

40 but the rapist Bill is old political news. This doesn't get much play. Sort of sounds like a last ditch effort to patch the Titanic with duct tape.

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 03:18 PM (x3YFz)

41 She wasn't even making minimum wage. Bubba always had a nose for a bargain.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2014 03:18 PM (8ZskC)

42 Ace: "The shamelessness of this couple continues to astound me." Hillary lied, up close and personal, to surviving family members of dead friends/colleagues and sent the Feds after a scapegoat dupe after enabling their deaths. "Shameless" is a wholly insufficient word to describe these warts on humanity. They should be quarantined.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 09, 2014 03:18 PM (1CroS)

43 34 So, how much are they paying Lewinsky to strut this around? A whore is a whore is a....

I think that's unwarranted. She was young and stupid, but she didn't deserve to be Clintoned.

Posted by: pep at May 09, 2014 03:18 PM (4nR9/)

44 You know , the Koch Brothers donated money to Bill Clinton's Campaign.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 03:19 PM (LJ7Ze)

45 pointing his Monica laced stink-finger at me Sweetie, that wasn't his finger.

Posted by: tcn at May 09, 2014 03:19 PM (g+qqc)

46 You think she's trying to help the Clintons?

Absolutely. For a fee of course.

Posted by: BEL at May 09, 2014 03:19 PM (thLL8)

47 How long before we see shots of Monica and Hillary embracing, and the latter gets a position on Hillary's! campaign?

Posted by: shibumi who is exceptionally cynical today at May 09, 2014 03:19 PM (25HWz)

48 >>/s >>(for clarity) What's the abbreviation for "this one time I'm serious as opposed to the usual 'if my lips are moving, I'm being sarcastic'"? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 09, 2014 03:19 PM (SUKHu)

49 They should be quarantined.

Quarantined, cauterized, whatever.

Posted by: pep at May 09, 2014 03:19 PM (4nR9/)

50 $100 dragged through a trailer park perhaps.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 03:20 PM (NSnWy)

51 Bill may be clearing the decks for Hillary, but he cleared his calendar for Monica.

Posted by: ThumpaWumpa at May 09, 2014 03:20 PM (hGOuR)

52 I think that's unwarranted. She was young and stupid, but she didn't deserve to be Clintoned. Posted by: pep at May 09, 2014 07:18 PM (4nR9/) Don't know where you were raised, but doing the nasty with anyone you aren't married to pretty much guarantees the whore label. If you are giving it away for free....

Posted by: tcn at May 09, 2014 03:20 PM (g+qqc)

53 pointing his Monica laced stink-finger at me, Posted by: Ugg Boots at May 09, 2014 07:18 PM (j1NwQ) You do realize our brains tend to self-visualize concepts and spoken words. Damn you. Damn you to Oprah's vaginal region, sir!

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 03:20 PM (x3YFz)

54 "...can only be about political positioning." So you're saying it was different political positions Monica was in. Which makes it political relations, not sexual relations.

Posted by: teej at May 09, 2014 03:20 PM (X1lGS)

55 >>The only time I don't lunge for the off switch or change the station when I hear his voice is.. I do that too. Have since before he was even elected.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 09, 2014 03:20 PM (LWu6U)

56 In private, the Clintons must look at how they're not being howled off the face of the planet by the press and the public, and just laugh and shake their heads.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2014 03:20 PM (8ZskC)

57 You think she's trying to help the Clintons? Posted by: grammie winger at May 09, 2014 07:17 PM (oMKp3) I'm cynical enough to think that it's a distinct possibility, indeed even the most likely. After all, in the recent interview, she was careful to lay most if not all of the blame on Drudge rather than Bubba.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2014 03:20 PM (TIIx5)

58 47 You think she's trying to help the Clintons?

Absolutely. For a fee of course.

Posted by: BEL

No, Bubba is responding to a new development. Monica is no longer under his control.

Posted by: pep at May 09, 2014 03:21 PM (4nR9/)

59 #NotInMyMouth

Posted by: Monica Lewinski at May 09, 2014 03:21 PM (8ZskC)

60 Bill could always get away with that "I'm a bad wittle boy" schtick, but Hillary couldn't. I doubt that even Bill could save Hillary.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 09, 2014 03:21 PM (CTCNK)

Whew! Good thing for Slick he's led a blameless life since then.

Posted by: B at May 09, 2014 07:16 PM (6iEQd)

I slowed him down

Posted by: Bill Clinton's Prostate at May 09, 2014 03:21 PM (N7QgG)

62 Democrats in the (whore)House have been debating whether to sit on the special committee about Benghazi 9/11 because it's just political theater. But I'm sure they'll back up Hillary if she's nominated because she's above the fray.

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 03:22 PM (OTFkV)

63 I am astonished at this next ACT.... This must be what the Romans witnessed with Lion's.

Posted by: 7 Days in May at May 09, 2014 03:22 PM (5V+Di)

64 #HumidorsStandTall

Posted by: Monica Lewinski at May 09, 2014 03:22 PM (8ZskC)

65 I did see it coming.

Posted by: The Blue Dress at May 09, 2014 03:22 PM (g3szZ)

66 Isn't hillary a lesbian, anyway?

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 03:22 PM (x3YFz)

67 Now, why in hell would Monica even put herself in the public spotlight unless she was getting paid? Seems like if you don't want to be called a whore, you wouldn't be reminding folks that you are, indeed, a whore.

Posted by: tcn at May 09, 2014 03:22 PM (g+qqc)

68 I slowed him down Posted by: Bill Clinton's Prostate

Yo, little credit here?

Posted by: Bill's Bypass at May 09, 2014 03:22 PM (4nR9/)

69 Jeezus , this guys is nothing more than a well educated Jimmy Swaggart .
Of course , this shit will probably work on the Oprah Kardasian voters .

Posted by: awkward davies at May 09, 2014 03:22 PM (whqez)

70 "...And Monica? Please thank your dad for still supporting me politically even after he found out I was rocking his baby girl's face. That's the kind of party loyalty you just can't buy."

Posted by: B at May 09, 2014 03:22 PM (6iEQd)

71 If they got divorced, Hillary and Huma could get a Scissor Marriage Contract.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 03:23 PM (LJ7Ze)

72 Yeah, but will he pay for her dry cleaning bill?

And will Hillary apologize for her carpet munching??

There people have no shame. Anyone that pompous and maniacally focused on obtaining the Presidential office should never be anywhere near it.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 09, 2014 03:23 PM (09lpZ)

73 I love Glenn Beck's take on the Left's "arguments". -Clinton had an affair. Prog: No he didn't -Yes, he did. They've investigating because he just about hung himself with that Grand Jury. Prog: No he didn't. Conspiracy. -Yeah he did. He lied. Prog: No he didn't. -Looks like they have proof, dude. Prog: Doesn't matter. -WTF were you arguing about, then?!?

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 09, 2014 03:23 PM (lq3Ak)

74 So will Hillary! apologize for her role? She sicced private detectives on Bill's accusers. She also went out in public and lied and slandered several women.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2014 03:24 PM (l5wxK)

75 Now, why in hell would Monica even put herself in the public spotlight unless she was getting paid? Seems like if you don't want to be called a whore, you wouldn't be reminding folks that you are, indeed, a whore.

Right, because she's just not famous for that particular episode anymore. Everyone thinks "fashion designer" first. Did it ever occur to you that she's trying to rehabilitate herself and move on?

Posted by: pep at May 09, 2014 03:24 PM (4nR9/)

76 If the Hillary as portrayed in American Evita still lurks under that pantsuit...

Then what Hillary is doing is, "That stupid f*cking hillbilly and his bimbo eruptions are ruining my chances to become President."

A minute later Hillary is on the phone, "Bill do something about Monica now! No not another hummer you sex addled fool!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 03:24 PM (NSnWy)

77 #SorryForNutting

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 09, 2014 03:24 PM (8ZskC)

78 Right, because she's just not famous for that particular episode anymore. Everyone thinks "fashion designer" first. Did it ever occur to you that she's trying to rehabilitate herself and move on? Posted by: pep at May 09, 2014 07:24 PM (4nR9/) Hahahahahahaha!!!!! Oh, that hurts, to laugh that hard.

Posted by: tcn at May 09, 2014 03:24 PM (g+qqc)

79 Mark Levin is playing clips of TFG's demagoguery. What an evil, evil man. The only time I don't lunge for the off switch or change the station when I hear his voice is when Levin plays excerpts. Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2014 07:18 PM (sdi6R) I have not heard Teh Won speak in about 10 months (thank God). 10 months of babies un-punched and kittens not strangled is good.

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 03:25 PM (x3YFz)

80 The rational is to get everyone talking about the clintons non stop for the next three years. They understand that they (or he anyway,...) is immune to criticism, and he also sucks all the oxygen out of the news cycle for other candidates. After being blindsided 6 yrs ago by tfg, they will have the next 3 years mapped out as non-stop bill and hillary.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 09, 2014 03:25 PM (LWu6U)

81 Hahahahahahaha!!!!! Oh, that hurts, to laugh that hard. Posted by: tcn

Cheap cynicism is easy.

Posted by: pep at May 09, 2014 03:25 PM (4nR9/)

82 Rangers score first.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 09, 2014 03:25 PM (oMKp3)

83 ...16 years ago. Oh, my God, I'm old.

Posted by: Dude, That Was Like... at May 09, 2014 03:25 PM (g3szZ)

84 Holy crap, is this the first PP goal for the Rangers in the playoffs???

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 03:25 PM (OTFkV)

I will beleive this when I see it.

Does anyone think this will play well.

It might blow up in their face....uhhh

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 09, 2014 03:25 PM (nTgAI)

86 Q: Why didn't they do all this stuff in 2008? Was there a fix in?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 09, 2014 03:26 PM (kwc/t)

87 How does a fake apology clear Hillary for her behavior?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 09, 2014 03:26 PM (zfY+H)

88 I am truly sorry for every lie that I have ever told in my political career, and those of my incompetent wife in her actions as secstate. ... Stage voice ... Do you think they bought that shiite?

Posted by: Mephitis at May 09, 2014 03:26 PM (mShhM)

89 I question the timing.

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2014 03:27 PM (FcR7P)

90 Fast forward to 2017....

Today US President Hillary Rodham announced the new Ambassador to Nigeria.

Ms. Monica Lewinsky-Clinton

Posted by: BEL at May 09, 2014 03:27 PM (thLL8)

91 Holy crap, is this the first PP goal for the Rangers in the playoffs??? Pew Pew goal?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2014 03:27 PM (l5wxK)

92 Yes, yes...of course Bangin' Bill suddenly developed an attack of conscience decades after the fact, and just wants to clear the air. Of course. How could anyone doubt such an honest and upright man?

Posted by: Stu-22 at May 09, 2014 03:27 PM (KbrNh)

93 I'm so deeply apologetic, Monica and America, it makes me cry. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf8TOGrq8Bo

Posted by: BJ Clinton at May 09, 2014 03:27 PM (1CroS)

94 16 years ago. Oh, my God, I'm old. Posted by: Dude, That Was Like... at May 09, 2014 07:25 PM (g3szZ) From that SEAL Team 6 movie: "Tecumseh said, the thing I fear most about getting old is that other men stop being afraid of me." Tecumseh was a pussy.

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 03:27 PM (x3YFz)

95 Hey? Is that a dead girl??

Posted by: Welcome to Ft. Marcy Park at May 09, 2014 03:28 PM (PXU5j)

96 90 Fast forward to 2017.... Today US President Hillary Rodham announced the new Ambassador to Nigeria. Ms. Monica Lewinsky-Clinton Posted by: BEL at May 09, 2014 07:27 PM (thLL

--So Monica married Chelsea????

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 03:28 PM (OTFkV)

97 Remember the, Mr MaGoo, coke bottle glasses she wore for the Benghazi hearings? Were they a prop to make her look sympathetic,? They have not made another appearance. Craven.

Posted by: Madamex at May 09, 2014 03:28 PM (Fdb/u)

98 RadFem Coaliton supports Hillary and accepts the apology of her highly evolved equal life partner. HILLARY 2016!!!

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 03:28 PM (QeH9j)

99 How much you wanna bet Billy says to himself all the time " I'd still hit it "

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 09, 2014 03:29 PM (nTgAI)

100 One thing about Democrats - they know where they are weakest and they do battle space preparation to try to control the problems.

The laughing the Democrats are publically doing at the Benghazi investigation is an attempt to head off a huge problem facing Hillary. Internally, if you could get past the jovial front, they are doubtless gnashing their teeth and wailing about this particular issue - they know how vulnerable they are on this issue.

Posted by: An Observation [/i] [/s] [/b] [/u] at May 09, 2014 03:29 PM (ylhEn)

101 43 ...

"Shameless" is a wholly insufficient word to describe these warts on humanity.

They should be quarantined. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel

If by quarantined you mean shoved through a wood chipper into a room that is then sealed shut and bricked over?

Yeah, I'm good with that.

Posted by: Gmac at May 09, 2014 03:29 PM (baiNQ)

102 Bullshit! He's just angling for a reunion!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 09, 2014 03:29 PM (DmNpO)

103

How much you wanna bet Billy says to himself all the time " I'd still hit it "

"That woman, miss Lewinsky"

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 09, 2014 07:29 PM (nTgAI)

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 09, 2014 03:29 PM (nTgAI)

104 One thing that blows about new threads : when someone composes a long essay on some topic of historical interest, and then everyone flocks up here to not-read it. Not that I'm bitter or anything. Anna Puma - I typed at you in the thread immediately below. You can respond here if you like :^)

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 09, 2014 03:30 PM (rAeZm)

105 --So Monica married Chelsea????
***

Good Lord, man. Some of us are trying to eat dinner here...

Posted by: B at May 09, 2014 03:30 PM (6iEQd)

106 I can assure you that Hillary's shit has been fumigated.

Posted by: Huma at May 09, 2014 03:30 PM (OTFkV)

107 If by quarantined you mean shoved through a wood chipper into a room that is then sealed shut and bricked over? Yeah, I'm good with that. Posted by: Gmac at May 09, 2014 07:29 PM (baiNQ) I like your definition of "quarantined." On the phone with Webster's dictionary now.

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 03:30 PM (x3YFz)

108

Trigger warning! PIV sex mentioned!

Well, I guess technically Cigar-IV sex, but still -- trigger warning!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 09, 2014 03:30 PM (kdS6q)

109 NSFW cosplay...

This might entice Bill to help improve international relations. Only downside is if he croaks due to it, sympathy votes for Hillary.

http://tinyurl.com/odcc35n

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 03:30 PM (NSnWy)

110 Remember the, Mr MaGoo, coke bottle glasses she wore for the Benghazi hearings? Were they a prop to make her look sympathetic,? They have not made another appearance. Craven. Posted by: Madamex

I remember that she went boom and bumped her noggin and couldn't appear in front of Congress to explain herself. She eventually recovered enough to appear and shriek "what difference does it make". My guess is that she'll regret that phrasing.

Posted by: pep at May 09, 2014 03:30 PM (4nR9/)

111 Christopher Taylor: "How does a fake apology clear Hillary for her behavior?" Because shut up!

Posted by: JournoList 2.0 and Up at May 09, 2014 03:31 PM (1CroS)

112 And I plan to make it a twofer. After apologizing to Monica I'm going to apologize if anyone in my family supported slavery during anytime in the last 300 years.

Posted by: Billy Jeff C. at May 09, 2014 03:31 PM (XyM/Y)

113 Clintons are totally paying her to suddenly want to "come back into the limelight". Absolutely disgusting. And it will probably work too.

Posted by: Gaff at May 09, 2014 03:32 PM (iV8i3)

114 Good Lord, man. Some of us are trying to eat dinner here... Posted by: B at May 09, 2014 07:30 PM (6iEQd) Elena Kagan/Sotomayor love sandwich. Enjoy your mental picture. Brought to you by the letter "U" and the number 9380409

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 03:32 PM (x3YFz)

115 Yes, she took the beneficial header so she could skip the Sunday shows, so Rice could lie to America. Sickening.

Posted by: Madamex at May 09, 2014 03:32 PM (Fdb/u)

116 Yeah, Bubba's been living with the "guilt" for fifteen years now?
Oh, I'll bet it was a living hell...

Posted by: tu3031 at May 09, 2014 03:32 PM (PXU5j)

117 My guess is that she'll regret that phrasing.

Posted by: pep at May 09, 2014 07:30 PM (4nR9/)

Yeah, I can imagine that being played over and over again in ads

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 09, 2014 03:32 PM (nTgAI)

118 We are doing our best, but everytime someone mentions Hillary's name... Do you know what I think is hilarious? Lefties claim everyone who doesn't love Hillary! is a terrible hateful person. But how many of those same lefties have named their kids Hillary? Go look at baby name popularity. "Hillary" as a baby name took a fat nosedive.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2014 03:32 PM (l5wxK)

119 Actually the tried and true apology offered (but not at all). Is I am sorry if my actions offended you. Thereby indicating that a "sophisticated" person would not be offended.

Posted by: Mephitis at May 09, 2014 03:33 PM (mShhM)

120 Apologize South Park style http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJhPLGMhRuQ

Posted by: Regular Guy at May 09, 2014 03:33 PM (N3Al8)

121 My granddaddy told me something wise about apologies. It also dovetails with those comments about Christian terrorism also noted earlier . . . He was railing against the Irish Republican Army - as he often did, bless his old Tory heart. I piped up that they did at least apologise, when they blew up some random kids who were just in the "wrong" place. His words were - "what does an apology cost them? let them renounce their violence and turn themselves in to accept justice. THAT's what sorry means" What does an apology cost Clinton, when he has another Presidency to gain by it?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 09, 2014 03:33 PM (rAeZm)

122

If Bill apologizes, maybe I can get that Campaign Worker or one of the other interns to write their memoirs too?

http://tinyurl.com/krndfoa

Posted by: Book Publishers Everywhere at May 09, 2014 03:33 PM (N7QgG)

123 Will I get an apology for all the wear and tear I had to endure?

Posted by: Knee pads at May 09, 2014 03:33 PM (6H8ir)

124 I apologize that you took offence at that thing that unexpectedly happened in your mouth, and at the unfortunate aftermath.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 09, 2014 03:34 PM (opxWI)

125 TooSmartByHalf.com

Posted by: Blake McBain at May 09, 2014 03:34 PM (hQE24)

126 The abuse she's suffered since? Ace I know you say you do have some sympathy for her and I do certainly understand that. I pointed this out on the last lewinsky thread on her claims that she hasn't been able to get jobs because of her past. I wonder if she is willing to admit that she has also benefitted from her past as well and it has helped her get some jobs. Remember her resume includes reality tv show host. Do you think she would have ever gotten a job on television even with it being some stupid reality dating show if it weren't for her past?

Posted by: Buzzion at May 09, 2014 03:34 PM (z/Ubi)

127 I'm sorry I blew my load on that woman, Miss Lewinsky

Posted by: BJ Clinton - Back in the Whitehouse, Whoopeee at May 09, 2014 03:34 PM (nTgAI)

128 I'm still waiting for one from Hill.

Posted by: Vince Foster's Ghost at May 09, 2014 03:34 PM (N+8Oh)

129 It must be true. Bill swore it on a Bible 10" thick and 2-foot-square that he just happened to have in his coat pocket.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at May 09, 2014 03:34 PM (X3cIT)

130 Go look at baby name popularity. "Hillary" as a baby name took a fat nosedive. Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2014 07:32 PM (l5wxK) If I were to spawn again, a girl: Herra.

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 03:35 PM (x3YFz)

131 Oh. Look. There's something that makes me loathe the Clintons more. Yaaaay.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at May 09, 2014 03:35 PM (dMSj2)

132 His words were - "what does an apology cost them? let them renounce their violence and turn themselves in to accept justice. THAT's what sorry means" What does an apology cost Clinton, when he has another Presidency to gain by it? Annndd, Bingo.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 09, 2014 03:35 PM (oMKp3)

133 Bill will apologize to Monica... ...but first, she will blow him.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 09, 2014 03:35 PM (MKpBT)

134 116 Good Lord, man. Some of us are trying to eat dinner here...

Posted by: B at May 09, 2014 07:30 PM (6iEQd)

Elena Kagan/Sotomayor love sandwich.

Enjoy your mental picture.

Brought to you by the letter "U" and the number 9380409
***
And somewhere in R'lyeh, Cthulhu just flinched in his sleep.

Posted by: B at May 09, 2014 03:35 PM (6iEQd)

135 #Sorry Done and done.

Posted by: Slick Willy at May 09, 2014 03:35 PM (QeH9j)

136 #Ijustboughtthisdress

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 03:35 PM (x3YFz)

137

I like your definition of "quarantined." On the phone with Webster's dictionary now.

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 07:30 PM (x3YFz)

Add it to Urban Dictionary

Posted by: rd at May 09, 2014 03:35 PM (N7QgG)

138 Boulder Toilet Hobo, yep that dem's the facts as opposed to my super condensed version.

AlextheChick, my post #111. Not Gojira but is cosplay...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 03:36 PM (NSnWy)

139 His words were - "what does an apology cost them? let them renounce their violence and turn themselves in to accept justice. THAT's what sorry means" "By this ye may know if a man repenteth of his sinsÂ—behold, he will confess them and forsake them."

Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2014 03:36 PM (l5wxK)

140 After all, in the recent interview, she was careful to lay most if not all of the blame on Drudge rather than Bubba. And this is why Lewinsky is still fair game for lewd and offensive jokes. She should blame herself first. And it's past time she got off her knees, wiped her chin and called out Clinton's crew for libelling her a stalker (which is the one sin she's not guilty of, here).

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 09, 2014 03:36 PM (rAeZm)

141 Posted by: Buzzion at May 09, 2014 07:34 PM (z/Ubi) Really, her name is a noun for a sex act. Her suffering is lifelong. He started banging her when she "19".

Posted by: Madamex at May 09, 2014 03:36 PM (Fdb/u)

142
when someone composes a long essay on some topic of historical interest, and then everyone flocks up here to not-read it. Not that I'm bitter or anything.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo

Â“There are 25 Petabytes (10^15) created every day and thrown into the internet. This is 70 times larger than the Library of Congress.Â”

One must by needs have a certain -- fatalistic resignation -- toward the recognition and permanence of ones immortal words on the internet.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 09, 2014 03:37 PM (kdS6q)

143 One thing that blows about new threads:
How about new threads about blows?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at May 09, 2014 03:37 PM (X3cIT)

144 "Love means never having to say ...mumble ...mumble" ***whiny Clinton voice*** "I'm sorry"

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 09, 2014 03:37 PM (MKpBT)

145 Hillary!'s table-pounding moment is right up there with Elijah Cummings' IRS "witch hunt" battle cry. Want to deflect judgment of your own actions when you got nuthin'? Try the Chewbacca Defense... with Table Pounding!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 09, 2014 03:38 PM (1CroS)

146 70 "...And Monica? Please thank your dad for still supporting me politically even after he found out I was rocking his baby girl's face. That's the kind of party loyalty you just can't buy." Posted by: B at May 09, 2014 07:22 PM (6iEQd) ---------------- THAT was the one thing that broke my heart: her daddy did not give a damn. Very sad.

Posted by: Margarita, who'd rather have a donut at May 09, 2014 03:38 PM (dfYL9)

147 As my father explained it to me: lying about a wrong is a separate act from the wrong. You're still going to pay for the wrong, but if you lie about it, the punishment will be worse. But the punishment for the initial wrong will still occur.

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 03:39 PM (x3YFz)

148 Do you think she would have ever gotten a job on television even with it being some stupid reality dating show if it weren't for her past? Posted by: Buzzion at May 09, 2014 07:34 PM (z/Ubi) Oh yeah. My SiL watched that show once. She said it sucked.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2014 03:39 PM (TIIx5)

149 The apology is so timely. After all, his adultery (this particular one of the many) happened quite recently as we all know. The sad thing is that instead of being repulsed by the obvious sick, insincere nature of the thing, some people will just lap it up. Assuming it does in fact happen. The Clintons are vile.

Posted by: Chique at May 09, 2014 03:39 PM (r+7wo)

150 Rangers up 2-0

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 03:39 PM (OTFkV)

151 Vince, I know. Me too. At least you left That Place quickly, painlessly and without the abject horror of being butt-raped by those stinking Islamists. An apology is more than in order here, too.

Hillary? I'm waiting. ~foot tapping~*

*Not audibly, of course. I'm a fucking ghost.

Posted by: Amb. Christopher Stephen's Ghost at May 09, 2014 03:39 PM (N+8Oh)

152 How much you want to bet this "apology" will be something like "I'm sorry for what you had to go through because the Republicans were so obsessed with my sex life."

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at May 09, 2014 03:39 PM (/AHDz)

153 2-0 Rangers.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 09, 2014 03:39 PM (oMKp3)

154 Oh yeah. My SiL watched that show once. She said it sucked.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2014 07:39 PM (TIIx5)

Literally ?

Posted by: BJ Clinton - Back in the Whitehouse, Whoopeee at May 09, 2014 03:40 PM (nTgAI)

155 NOW has just awarded Bill a shiny award of recognition for his stand on womens rights and equality in the workplace.

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 03:40 PM (QeH9j)

156 Really, her name is a noun for a sex act. Her suffering is lifelong. He started banging her when she "19". Posted by: Madamex at May 09, 2014 07:36 PM (Fdb/u) The Cuervo Gold The Fine Colombian Make tonight a wonderful thing

Posted by: Beej Clinton at May 09, 2014 03:40 PM (OTFkV)

157 Weren't we lectured that it was none of our business, that if Hillary forgave him it was OK??? Hillary!2016: Bring Epic Dysfunctional Relationships Back to the WH

Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2014 03:40 PM (8zTpe)

158 "Oh. Look. There's something that makes me loathe the Clintons more. " Don't rage stroke now; There's still LOTS more that Hillary and I can do to make you loathe us even more before November 2016.

Posted by: Billy Jeff C. at May 09, 2014 03:41 PM (XyM/Y)

159 And how much you want to bet that Linda Tripp ends up getting savaged again? And remember, the way people get savaged now is much worse than the way they got savaged back in the late 90s.

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at May 09, 2014 03:41 PM (/AHDz)

160 NOW has just awarded Bill a shiny award of recognition for his stand on womens rights and equality in the workplace. Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 07:40 PM (QeH9j) Ahhh... a rapist and philanderer getting an award from the leftist commies at NOW. Whoda thunk?

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 03:41 PM (x3YFz)

161 Give that man a "Husband of the Year" award to match his "Father of the Year" award.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2014 03:41 PM (8zTpe)

162 B.J. Clinton- "Dude, that was like 16 years ago"

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 09, 2014 03:41 PM (MKpBT)

163 I am no politician but does anyone think this will play well ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 09, 2014 03:41 PM (nTgAI)

164

I did have sex with that woman, and I lied about it.

Elect my Wife, please.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 09, 2014 03:42 PM (N7QgG)

165 Okay, perhaps I should have saved that link for the ONT. It is very very very NSFW cosplay.. cherries and whipped cream?

*thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 03:42 PM (NSnWy)

166 Do you think she would have ever gotten a job on television even with it being some stupid reality dating show if it weren't for her past? Posted by: Buzzion at May 09, 2014 07:34 PM (z/Ubi) I'd hit it. Then cut it and clean it and save it as a trophy.

Posted by: Rodney Alcala at May 09, 2014 03:42 PM (QeH9j)

167 Christopher Hitchens, who was a hard leftist on everything except the Iraq war and the Clintons, concluded that Bill Clinton was guilty of raping Juanita Broaddrick.

A chapter in Hitchens' book NO ONE LEFT TO LIE TO is titled IS THERE A RAPIST IN THE OVAL OFFICE?

Hitchens concludes the chapter this way:

"What are the chances that three socially and personally respectable women, all three of them political supporters of Mr. Clinton and none of them known to each other, would confect or invent almost identical experience which they did not desire to make public. And how possible would it be for a network of anti-Clinton rumor-mongers to create, let alone ventilate, such a coincidence? The odds that any of these ladies is lying seem to me to approach zero; their reasons for reticence are all perfectly intelligible."

Posted by: hepcat at May 09, 2014 03:42 PM (Q4mug)

168 Stage One was Monica's complaint.

Posted by: eman at May 09, 2014 03:43 PM (EWsrI)

169 As long as he does the "lip bite" while he apologies. I'll believe him if he does the "lip bite". That's when you know that Bubba REALLY means it...

Posted by: tu3031 at May 09, 2014 03:43 PM (PXU5j)

170 165 I am no politician but does anyone think this will play well ? Posted by: The Jackhole

Ooooooh, I do.

Posted by: Cynical LIVs at May 09, 2014 03:43 PM (4nR9/)

171 Okay, perhaps I should have saved that link for the ONT. It is very very very NSFW cosplay.. cherries and whipped cream?

*thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 07:42 PM (NSnWy)

Your punishment: two more of similar quality

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 09, 2014 03:43 PM (nTgAI)

172 Weren't we lectured that it was none of our business, that if Hillary forgave him it was OK??? Hillary!2016: Bring Epic Dysfunctional Relationships Back to the WH Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2014 07:40 PM (8zTpe) I'm ugly as a mud fence. I found myself dating a model (you girls that get j. jill catalogs have seen her) when this went down. This was that point where conservative guy tells liberal loser to go pound sand. Dumped her ass. Comm major from Columbia. I should have known.

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 03:44 PM (x3YFz)

173 Bill had an affair? At this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 09, 2014 03:44 PM (N7QgG)

174 Penguins docked for playing Pantera on the PA.

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 03:44 PM (OTFkV)

175 "I couldn't keep my husband in line, but I'm totes able to control my allies! Especially Arab countries, who respect cuckolds even when they're male"

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 09, 2014 03:45 PM (rAeZm)

176 I ain't apologizing for nothin, she used her teeth

Posted by: BJ Clinton at May 09, 2014 03:45 PM (nTgAI)

177 One thing that blows about new threads : when someone composes a long essay on some topic of historical interest, and then everyone flocks up here to not-read it. *** You could always do what everybody else does, compose a long essay on some topic of historical interest and post it on your own blog... ...where nobody will read it.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 09, 2014 03:46 PM (MKpBT)

178 To those sympathizing with Monica as an innocent young girl, I watched a documentary-type show about her. It was not the first time the young innocent girl had had an affair with a married man. But whatever she did pales in comparison to Billy Jeff's sleaziness.

Posted by: Chique at May 09, 2014 03:46 PM (r+7wo)

179 176 Penguins docked for playing Pantera on the PA. Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 07:44 PM (OTFkV) What song? Please be 'Fucking Hostile' please be 'Fucking Hostile.'

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 03:46 PM (QeH9j)

180 Wow, the weather map is showing green, orange, red and maroon. Yikes. Oh, the other map doesn't have as many colors and says the worst is already past. I like that map better.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 09, 2014 03:46 PM (SUKHu)

181 Heh. Just thought about Joel McHale at the nerd-prom. Re Chelsea having a baby, "Do we really want to give Bill Clinton a cigar?"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 09, 2014 03:46 PM (DmNpO)

182

Okay, perhaps I should have saved that link for the ONT. It is very very very NSFW cosplay.. cherries and whipped cream?*thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 07:42 PM (NSnWy)

(NSnWy) Not Safe No Way ?

Posted by: BJ Clinton at May 09, 2014 03:47 PM (nTgAI)

183 Anyone else watching the draft? My Redskins traded their first 2nd round pick to Dallas. It's like they have the yips.

Posted by: Y-not at May 09, 2014 03:47 PM (zDsvJ)

184 go penns. ranger fans can: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2Vod8NUE0M

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 03:47 PM (x3YFz)

185 I am no politician but does anyone think this will play well ?

Like, I'm not sure but, okay okay if he selfies a picture of his dreamy junk I'll vote for his wife.
Like OMG!

Posted by: Typical Soccer Mon at May 09, 2014 03:48 PM (thLL8)

186 181 176 Penguins docked for playing Pantera on the PA. Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 07:44 PM (OTFkV) What song? Please be 'Fucking Hostile' please be 'Fucking Hostile.' Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 07:46 PM (QeH9j) --Don't know the title, but the college roomies played ad nauseum. The one that goes "You! Walk! Blahblahblahblahblah"!!

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 03:48 PM (OTFkV)

187 Monica: I'm sorry that my ginormous dick in your mouth caused you to choke.

Posted by: Bill Clintom at May 09, 2014 03:48 PM (3U9Bd)

188 A Clinton apology is exactly what an abusive husband does after he has beaten his wife. Apologize, make excuse, tell her he still loves her, ask for forgiveness, and the beat her up again the next week end while blaming her for the abuse.

Posted by: The Hoser at May 09, 2014 03:48 PM (pyCXX)

189 Monica's response should be just as cunning.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 09, 2014 03:49 PM (IXrOn)

190 Chelsea Clinton is pregnant?

What are the chances she names her baby Monica?

Posted by: hepcat at May 09, 2014 03:49 PM (Q4mug)

191 On the plus side for Bill, maybe he thinks that going through this will pave the way for him to get another shot at her behind closed doors.

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at May 09, 2014 03:49 PM (/AHDz)

192 Maybe he can apologize for blaming it on a vast right-wing conspiracy, too? Because remember, they were pointing and blaming a whole lot of people. Anyone who remembers that last year of the Clinton presidency should never vote for those two re-entering the WH - stolen furniture, selling pardons, trashing the old executive office, Hillary having all her pals furnish her Kalamora mansion, Terry McAuliff's sketchy loan for their NY mansion, the Clinton NYC office scandal (first selecting a ridiculously expensive office THEN Harlem), aghhhhhhhhh!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2014 03:50 PM (8zTpe)

193 Is this a Canada-only thing? The Iphone5 ad that has the faux-indie-rocker chick singing the triple-entendre lyric "Gigantic! Gigantic! Gigantic! A big big load!" over and over?

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 03:50 PM (OTFkV)

194 Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 07:48 PM (OTFkV) Oh. 'Walk' then. Can't you see? I'm easily bothered by persistence One step from lashing out at you You want in to get under my skin and call yourself a friend I've got more friends like you, what do I do? Is there no standard anymore? What it takes, who I am, where I've been, belong You can't be something you're not Be yourself by yourself, stay away from me A lesson learned in life, known from the dawn of time Respect, walk, what did you say? Respect, walk, are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? ------ Still a good one.

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 03:50 PM (QeH9j)

195 179 One thing that blows about new threads : when someone composes a long essay on some topic of historical interest, and then everyone flocks up here to not-read it. *** You could always do what everybody else does, compose a long essay on some topic of historical interest and post it on your own blog... ...where nobody will read it. Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 09, 2014 07:46 PM (MKpBT) Or do like mumr. Compose your long ass essay in one to two sentence comments all throughout a thread. In one annoying stream of conscious load of crap. Where everyone will just start skipping over it once they see the name of who posted it.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 09, 2014 03:50 PM (z/Ubi)

196 Chelsea Clinton is pregnant? Posted by: hepcat at May 09, 2014 07:49 PM (Q4mug) I want the name of the idiot who "hit that" so he can be mocked for life.

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 03:51 PM (x3YFz)

197 And F'ing Hostile is right after Walk on Vulgar Display of Power. I know I know. That was must needed information

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 03:51 PM (QeH9j)

198 And the media will praise him for it.

Posted by: John at May 09, 2014 03:51 PM (Xucu5)

199
I will forever be forced to chew on the left side of my mouth because Bill's dick leans left and it warped my mandible.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at May 09, 2014 03:51 PM (nQjHM)

200 What can Bubba possibly apologize for?

"Hey Darling, I'm sorry I pull out and soiled your dress instead of coming in your mouth."

Posted by: Fritz at May 09, 2014 03:52 PM (3wLHY)

201

195 Is this a Canada-only thing?

The Iphone5 ad that has the faux-indie-rocker chick singing the triple-entendre lyric "Gigantic! Gigantic! Gigantic! A big big load!" over and over?

----------

It's...."A big big love", logprof.

Not "load".

Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at May 09, 2014 03:53 PM (l/M30)

202 By the powers vested in me by the State Board of Medical Examiners I hereby declare Chelsea Clinton an honorary Pediatric Cardiologist, just to save her the 14 years of training that she didn't foresee when she made that ridiculous pronouncement.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 09, 2014 03:53 PM (MKpBT)

203 How long before we see shots of Monica and Hillary embracing, and the latter gets a position on Hillary's! campaign? - Just lie back and think of Marxism.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 09, 2014 03:53 PM (Mogjf)

204 Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 07:51 PM (x3YFz) Marc Mezvinsky

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 03:54 PM (QeH9j)

205 So, is Slick Willy going to apologize to all of these gals? http://www.alamo-girl.com/0262.htm It's quite a list.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 09, 2014 03:54 PM (IXrOn)

206 What can Bubba possibly apologize for? Posted by: Fritz at May 09, 2014 07:52 PM (3wLHY) to Lewinsky? Not much. Pole smoking in the oval office is by consent. He's sorry he... what? Should he apologize to the nation for being a rat bastard cheating liar? Yes. To Monica? I'm coming up empty (hah! so many jokes in there)

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 03:54 PM (x3YFz)

207 It looks like President Rodham will miss out on some shiny new rides.

Obama administration to spend $20 BILLION on helicopter program to replace his private fleet of 23 choppers Â– but they won't be ready until 2022DRUDGE

Posted by: Typical Soccer Mon at May 09, 2014 03:55 PM (thLL8)

208 I'm still holding out that Hillary has a major neuro insult.

Posted by: Pug All Zipped Up at May 09, 2014 03:55 PM (3U9Bd)

209 @204- Okay, I admit. I don't really have any powers. But it was fun to type that.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 09, 2014 03:55 PM (MKpBT)

210 I want the name of the idiot who "hit that" so he can be mocked for life. Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 07:51 PM (x3YFz) Fuck you!

Posted by: Turkey Baster at May 09, 2014 03:57 PM (Fp7JI)

211 Democrats in the (whore)House have been debating whether to sit on the special committee about Benghazi 9/11 because it's just political theater. - They're trying to decide whether they can better subvert justice with sabotage from the inside or sabotage from the outside.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 09, 2014 03:57 PM (Mogjf)

212 Marc Mezvinsky Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 07:54 PM (QeH9j) LOL! Haha! heh. um. You're kidding, right?

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 03:57 PM (x3YFz)

213 It's...."A big big love", logprof. Not "load". Heh. Posted by: wheatie at May 09, 2014 07:53 PM (l/M30) --She sounds more like "load." Sounds kinda winky-winky to me.

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 03:57 PM (OTFkV)

214 Maybe Bill fell and hit his head like Hillary did?

Posted by: DangerGirl, who is tired at May 09, 2014 03:58 PM (GrtrJ)

215 Jimmy Swaggart Aren't he and Bubba cousins of some kind?

Posted by: Fox2! at May 09, 2014 03:58 PM (XU3ta)

216 OT, but had to share. Just got back from the liquor store and there was a truck with a giant sign on the tailgate:

"IT'S ABOUT TIME!
ANN RICHARDS=
WENDY DAVIS"

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 09, 2014 03:58 PM (8FyP4)

217 Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 07:57 PM (x3YFz) Nope.

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 03:58 PM (QeH9j)

218 Is he gonna apologize to 300 Nigerian parents for Hillary refusing to call Boko Haram a terrorist org? This latest is devastating for her. As with most successful strikeouts, it is a pitch she never saw coming. Not Benghazi, Russia, Israel, or Iran...just 300 African slave girls.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 09, 2014 03:58 PM (FWwQD)

219 And F'ing Hostile is right after Walk on Vulgar Display of Power. I know I know. That was must needed information Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 07:51 PM (QeH9j) I've been dying to do an A10 Warthog compilation vid with "Mouth For War" as the soundtrack.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2014 03:59 PM (TIIx5)

220

If Bubba apologizes to Monica...then it opens up the issue of Hillary apologizing to her as well.

What Hillary did to her was add insult to injury.

And if Hillary apologizes to Monica, for unfairly trashing her as a bimbo stalker...then that opens it up to her apologizing to all the other women that she did that to.

Both Bill and Hillary are lawyers.

They are familiar with this concept of 'precedent'.

Posted by: wheatie at May 09, 2014 04:00 PM (l/M30)

221 It truly is astounding how brazen all of this is. And the stupid fucks we call our fellow citizens will lap this shit up. This country is filled to the brim with retards!

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2014 04:00 PM (Xkr8I)

222 Aren't he and Bubba cousins of some kind? Posted by: Fox2! at May 09, 2014 07:58 PM (XU3ta) Either that or some kind of weasel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2014 04:00 PM (TIIx5)

223 215 It's...."A big big love", logprof. Not "load". Heh. Posted by: wheatie at May 09, 2014 07:53 PM (l/M30) --She sounds more like "load." Sounds kinda winky-winky to me. Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 07:57 PM (OTFkV) All music is about sex. Unless it's Iron Maiden. Then it's about war.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 09, 2014 04:01 PM (2CjlP)

224 Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 09, 2014 07:58 PM (FWwQD) As I said, a vile woman. One who should be nowhere near the reins of power, so help us God.

Posted by: Chique at May 09, 2014 04:01 PM (r+7wo)

225 The best part of the whole Clinton/Lewinsky affair (besides the perjury and Hillary being a bitch) is all the parents who had to explain what a blowjob was to their small children, considering it was all over the news for months.

Thanks Clintons!!!!

Posted by: DangerGirl, who is tired at May 09, 2014 04:01 PM (GrtrJ)

226 220 Is he gonna apologize to 300 Nigerian parents for Hillary refusing to call Boko Haram a terrorist org? This latest is devastating for her. As with most successful strikeouts, it is a pitch she never saw coming. Not Benghazi, Russia, Israel, or Iran...just 300 African slave girls. Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 09, 2014 07:58 PM (FWwQD) --I'll believe Shrillary's toast when the clock reads 00:00 and the proverbial refs have their hands in their pockets.

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 04:02 PM (OTFkV)

227 The best part of the whole Clinton/Lewinsky affair (besides the perjury and Hillary being a bitch) is all the parents who had to explain what a blowjob was to their small children, considering it was all over the news for months.

Thanks Clintons!!!!
Posted by: DangerGirl, who is tired

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Wish someone would explain it to my wife...

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 09, 2014 04:03 PM (8FyP4)

228 Blow jobs are not sex, delivering classified intelligence to enemies is not treason, it's all of a piece.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 09, 2014 04:03 PM (ZshNr)

229

215 It's...."A big big love", logprof.

Not "load".

Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at May 09, 2014 07:53 PM (l/M30)

--She sounds more like "load." Sounds kinda winky-winky to me.

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 07:57 PM (OTFkV)

-----------

Maybe that's what it translates to in Canadian.

Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at May 09, 2014 04:04 PM (l/M30)

230 225 215 It's...."A big big love", logprof. Not "load". Heh. Posted by: wheatie at May 09, 2014 07:53 PM (l/M30) --She sounds more like "load." Sounds kinda winky-winky to me. Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 07:57 PM (OTFkV) All music is about sex. Unless it's Iron Maiden. Then it's about war. Posted by: Buzzion at May 09, 2014 08:01 PM (2CjlP) --WTF, do the lyrics websites now publish lyrics for commercial jingles?

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 04:04 PM (OTFkV)

231 http://weaselzippers.us/185377-google-cracks-down-on-wz/

Posted by: Cackfinger at May 09, 2014 04:04 PM (BR5kP)

232
Long before he became a household name for millions of Americans who depend on his daily news coverage, Jake Tapper worked as a journalist for the Washington City Paper. During his short time with the organization, he penned one personal column that, 16 years later, offers some insight into both the subject and its author.

Titled Â“I Dated Monica Lewinsky,Â” TapperÂ’s piece was published in early 1998 as Bill Clinton was embroiled in a sex scandal involving the intern. A comprehensive report at more than 4,000 words, Tapper exhaustively recounted one dinner date he had with the woman he Â“wouldnÂ’t mind bringing home to mom.Â”

Well, just all sorts of ick.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 09, 2014 04:05 PM (kdS6q)

233 Stones and Scarlet As again. :/

Posted by: baldilocks at May 09, 2014 04:06 PM (36Rjy)

234 Tapper exhaustively recounted one dinner date he had with the woman he Â“wouldnÂ’t mind bringing home to mom.Â” What about dad? Was Tapper more worried about him?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 09, 2014 04:08 PM (30eLQ)

235 There is a really short list of things Hillary would not sacrifice or ruin to become President. Chelsea thinks she is on it.

Posted by: eman at May 09, 2014 04:08 PM (EWsrI)

236 TCM showing three Australian films tonight. Starting with Picnic at Hanging Rock, then The Last Wave, and finally The Cars that Ate Paris.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 04:08 PM (NSnWy)

237 My immediate thought now is that the Clintons paid Monica to do the Vanity Fair interview to set up this apology.

Posted by: Beef at May 09, 2014 04:08 PM (/q4N3)

238

Thanks Clintons!!!!

Posted by: DangerGirl, who is tired at May 09, 2014 08:01 PM (GrtrJ)

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And now...16 years later...there is a whole new generation of kids who will be asking their parents:

"Mommy, what's a blowjob?"

Thanks again, Clintons!

Posted by: wheatie at May 09, 2014 04:09 PM (l/M30)

239 I miss Bill's finger-waving sanctimony. It will be nice to have him hanging around the White House again. Or maybe Secretary of State.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 09, 2014 04:10 PM (uhMMS)

240 There is a really short list of things Hillary would not sacrifice or ruin to become President. Chelsea thinks she is on it. Posted by: eman at May 09, 2014 08:08 PM (EWsrI) Trust me: they'll parade out her baby during the campaign. It will be all "mothers and women" and shit. You read it here first. Side note: When Palin had her pregnant daughter on stage the left went apoplectic. You watch.

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 04:10 PM (x3YFz)

241 Blowing the president is very empowering.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 09, 2014 04:11 PM (uhMMS)

242 Fuck. Penguins goal. 2-1 Rangers

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 04:11 PM (OTFkV)

243 Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of hypocrisy in the United States of America. If Bill apologizes to Monica, it would be a Twinkie... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 09, 2014 04:11 PM (Mogjf)

244 President Obama should pardon Clinton and just end this republi-tard nonsense

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at May 09, 2014 04:11 PM (8kZOk)

245 So is the new Rosemary's Baby on NBC on May 11th a political infomercial for the Clinton dynasty spawn?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 04:11 PM (NSnWy)

246 They will get what they deserve in the end, as will we all. Posted by: tcn Deserve's got nuthin' to do with it.

Posted by: William Munny, Unforgiven at May 09, 2014 04:11 PM (+1T7c)

247 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2014 07:59 PM (TIIx5) That would be pretty damn sweet.

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 04:12 PM (QeH9j)

248 And now...16 years later...there is a whole new generation of kids who will be asking their parents:
"Mommy, what's a blowjob?"
***
At least now when they ask, you can point to a picture of Jay Carney.

Posted by: B at May 09, 2014 04:12 PM (6iEQd)

249 Fuck. Penguins goal. 2-1 Rangers Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 08:11 PM (OTFkV) Go Penns!

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 04:12 PM (x3YFz)

250 Bill Clinton has binders full of women. Literally.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 09, 2014 04:12 PM (uhMMS)

251 At least now when they ask, you can point to a picture of Jay Carney. And to one of Jay Carney's mum, who wishes she'd known at the time

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 09, 2014 04:13 PM (30eLQ)

252 President Obama should pardon Clinton and just end this republi-tard nonsense Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at May 09, 2014 08:11 PM (8kZOk) uh...

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 04:13 PM (x3YFz)

253 Before I apologize, what's in it for me if I do?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 09, 2014 04:13 PM (MNq6o)

254 Do they really think that Hillary lost in '08 because Bill needed to apologize to Monica?

Do they really think that Hillary will win in '16 if Bill apologizes to Monica?

It all hinges on Bill apologizing? Really?

Does it enter their minds that Benghazi and Hillary's whole tenure as Sec of State will doom her? Or that people simply don't like her?

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at May 09, 2014 04:14 PM (KL49F)

255 And to one of Jay Carney's mum, who wishes she'd known at the time Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 09, 2014 08:13 PM (30eLQ) I'm anti-killing children in the womb, but there are exceptions and he's one of them.

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 04:14 PM (x3YFz)

256 Well, all snark aside, it just makes me sad that such pathetic, flawed people as these have such disparate impact on the lives of ordinary Americans. Wouldn't psychotherapy be less costly all around than the celebu-drama that they have perpetrated on us for the last 20-some years? Bah! I think I'll go watch a hockey game. Go Penguins

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 09, 2014 04:14 PM (MKpBT)

257 BTW, not to get overconfident, but HRC's arrogance has always been excceded by her incompetence. What was she,a 10:1 favorite for the Dem nomination in 2008? But she hired a buncha feminazi juvies, made wrong decisions at every turn, finished with probably the greatest underperforming campaign in US history. I honestly thought Ogabe was a put-up job to instill some interest in her coronation process.

To say nothing of HillaryCare in 1993-94...

Russia Reset...

Sharing a girlfriend w/the late great Anthony Weiner...

Lotta material here, folks.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 09, 2014 04:15 PM (FWwQD)

258 "Trust me: they'll parade out her baby during the campaign." You mean Webb Hubbell's grandchild?

Posted by: Beef at May 09, 2014 04:15 PM (/q4N3)

259 Well, it's been longer since we had a Clinton in the White House than a Bush so I'm voting Hillary.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at May 09, 2014 04:15 PM (uhMMS)

260 245 If Bill apologizes to Monica, it would be a Twinkie... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds. Posted by: WalrusRex at May 09, 2014 08:11 PM (Mogjf) ------------------- Ooooooooooh!!!

Posted by: Chris Christie at May 09, 2014 04:15 PM (dfYL9)

261 Go Penguins Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 09, 2014 08:14 PM (MKpBT) ^5

Posted by: tangonine at May 09, 2014 04:15 PM (x3YFz)

262 Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of hypocrisy in the United States of America. If Bill apologizes to Monica, it would be a Twinkie... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds. Posted by: WalrusRex That's some Twinkie!

Posted by: Winston Zedemore at May 09, 2014 04:15 PM (+1T7c)

263 She sounds more like "load." Sounds kinda winky-winky to me. - It's a Freudian thing. If you hear "load", it means you've got a dirty mind.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 09, 2014 04:15 PM (Mogjf)

264 I could just picture Chris Christie doing a "Cannonball" off a diving-board onto a 35' twinkie

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 09, 2014 04:16 PM (30eLQ)

265 Just think Chelsea Manning-Clinton is the spunk in the family...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 04:16 PM (NSnWy)

266 What kind of name is Jeb anyway?

Posted by: Low Information Voter at May 09, 2014 04:17 PM (uhMMS)

267 Posted by: Aslan's Girl at May 09, 2014 08:14 PM (KL49F) If you were Hillary Clinton right about now, which story would you rather have on the front page? Anything with "Benghazi" in it (noting that the select committee is getting some press), or "Bill Apologizes to Monica" It's all theater folks. Enjoy your bread and circuses.

Posted by: Damiano at May 09, 2014 04:18 PM (j0wOO)

268 What was she,a 10:1 favorite for the Dem nomination in 2008? J-Pod, at least, has wised up - http://nypost.com/2014/01/07/hillary-2016-not-so-inevitable/

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 09, 2014 04:18 PM (30eLQ)

269 Maybe that's what it translates to in Canadian. Heh. Posted by: wheatie at May 09, 2014 08:04 PM (l/M30) --Then again, I had no idea Tim Horton's has been around for 50 years until this week.

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 04:19 PM (OTFkV)

270 Hey Anna P. I had a new book idea, as a spin-off of the Seamus Muldoon book. "Seamus Muldoon- Tortoise Wrangler" A crusty old tortoise wrangler in the Nevada desert uncovers a nest of corruption amidst land deals, cover ups and murder. Aided by a young juvenile delinquent turtle (non-mutant), they set out to solve the murder of a prominent environmentalist. Hijinks ensue.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 09, 2014 04:20 PM (MKpBT)

271 Interest to have a post on Ayaan Hirsi Ali followed by a post on Monica Lewinsky.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 09, 2014 04:20 PM (36Rjy)

272 Interesting, that is.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 09, 2014 04:20 PM (36Rjy)

273 266 I could just picture Chris Christie doing a "Cannonball" off a diving-board onto a 35' twinkie Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 09, 2014 08:16 PM (30eLQ) I just coughed up a lung laughing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2014 04:20 PM (oFCZn)

274 Rangers up 3-1 now.

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 04:22 PM (OTFkV)

275 Interesting to have a post on Ayaan Hirsi Ali followed by a post on Monica Lewinsky A successful homewrecker versus an unsuccessful one?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo, who admits his essential evil at May 09, 2014 04:22 PM (30eLQ)

276 MSM Headline: "Christie Shuts Down Traffic With His Lunch"

Posted by: B at May 09, 2014 04:22 PM (6iEQd)

277 I don't know what kind if name Jeb is, or why he doesn't go by his given name John. As long as he doesn't go by Jeb for president. It looks like both the senate and house in MO has voted down common core by overwhelming majorities. It has to go to cmte but looks like it can easily override the upcoming gov veto.

Posted by: Justamom at May 09, 2014 04:23 PM (Jk6ep)

278 Apologize?! I was told he did nothing wrong. Why, that would mean... Ooh! Game of Thrones is on.

Posted by: LIVs at May 09, 2014 04:23 PM (FcR7P)

279 277 Interesting to have a post on Ayaan Hirsi Ali followed by a post on Monica Lewinsky

A successful homewrecker versus an unsuccessful one?
***

Goofus and Gallant?

Posted by: B at May 09, 2014 04:23 PM (6iEQd)

280 Yes, and Penguins penalty!

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 04:23 PM (OTFkV)

281 Rangers GOAL!!! 4-1 Rangers

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 04:24 PM (OTFkV)

282 What amazes me is that they think this matters in how people regard Hillary. She isn't running for FLOTUS. She has been an awful Senator and an awful SecState, all on her own. Special added bonus points, ObamaCare is making people realize what a bullet we dodged back when it was Hillary's thing.

My contempt for Hillary has long advanced past her days as an accessory to her husband's career. She has earned the "Not only NO but HELL NO!" vote for herself.

Posted by: Epobirs at May 09, 2014 04:25 PM (Icq+V)

283 Hey Penguins. There's a game tonight.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 09, 2014 04:25 PM (oMKp3)

284 Mark Levin is playing clips of TFG's demagoguery. What an evil, evil man.

--

He really is so, so destructive to the American spirit. As Keith Koffler at White House Dossier put it perfectly today:

We are learning through President ObamaÂ’s rhetoric of despair. His hope to convince us that weÂ’re a nation of resentful losers, and that the only way we can win is by bringing the successful down. He seeks to infuriate us enough that weÂ’ll storm the polls and elect people who will seize the unfairly gotten wealth of the upper crust. Because if there are people who are poor, it canÂ’t be because of ObamaÂ’s policies. ITÂ’S BECAUSE SOMEONE TOOK THEIR MONEY AND BOUGHT A FERRARI WITH IT. And Obama means to get it back.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 09, 2014 04:25 PM (tsGZY)

285 We got the Rangers just where we want 'em!!

Posted by: Pittsburgh Penguins at May 09, 2014 04:26 PM (OTFkV)

286 238 TCM showing three Australian films tonight. Starting with Picnic at Hanging Rock, then The Last Wave, and finally The Cars that Ate Paris. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 08:08 PM (NSnWy) Well, go buy some Fosters and throw a shrimp on the barbie...

Posted by: Pug All Zipped Up at May 09, 2014 04:27 PM (3U9Bd)

287 @288 I told that creep Robert Reich I never wanted to see him again.

Posted by: Barbie at May 09, 2014 04:29 PM (MKpBT)

288 Muldoon, well got to spice things up. Spicy tortoise soup has to be in the mix... and a Bill Clinton analog playing plug the tortoise shell with some chica...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 04:31 PM (NSnWy)

289 "There's a game tonight." You better believe it! Virginia just went ahead by one over Georgia Tech! 4-3 now, top of the 8th. Wahoo-wah!

Posted by: Margarita, who'd rather have a donut at May 09, 2014 04:31 PM (dfYL9)

290 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 08:31 PM (NSnWy) *** I've got one scene in particular in mind, set in a desert hot springs where the turtles hang out. Seamus takes a soak along with the leaders of the turtle community. The turtles remove their shells and wrap a towel around their waist before taking to the sauna. Seamus wonders why there is a clove of garlic and chopped onions floating in the hot tub.

Posted by: Barbie at May 09, 2014 04:32 PM (MKpBT)

291 sock fail.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 09, 2014 04:33 PM (MKpBT)

292 Kind of a smart move to be honest.

Yeah, it's shameless pandering, but how's that different from normal US politics? Bill will say that he never realized how much his actions hurt Monica, and that he knew the GOP would make his wife relive his past mistakes, and that's why he's apologizing. He'll look like the remorseful husband trying to protect his wife from the GOP hyenas. What does the GOP do then? If they attack they make Hilary look like the victim.

For the record I'm not a liberal, not a democrat, and not a Hillary voter, but nevertheless, that's where this apology is going.

Posted by: publius75 at May 09, 2014 04:34 PM (93Osn)

293 Is he going to apologize to me too?

Posted by: Buddy The Lab at May 09, 2014 04:34 PM (thLL8)

294 Thy stiff prick hath no conscience.

Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2014 04:35 PM (d0luY)

295 Is he going to apologize to me too? Posted by: Buddy The Lab at May 09, 2014 08:34 PM (thLL

**** That might account for the famous White House peanut butter shortage of '94.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 09, 2014 04:35 PM (MKpBT)

296 Psssttt...Nood.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 04:35 PM (ojnk6)

297 Muldoon.... so admitting to being in a Barbie world? Its fantastic?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 04:36 PM (NSnWy)

298 I never got an apology from that Carter guy.

Posted by: Bunny Rabbit at May 09, 2014 04:36 PM (dfYL9)

299 277 Interesting to have a post on Ayaan Hirsi Ali followed by a post on Monica Lewinsky A successful homewrecker versus an unsuccessful one? Posted by: boulder t'hobo, who admits his essential evil at May 09, 2014 08:22 PM (30eLQ) Ali wrecked a home? I know she's married to Niall Ferguson, but I didn't know it happened that way. No, what I meant was that one woman has dedicated herself to a serious cause and the other seems to have not.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 09, 2014 04:37 PM (36Rjy)

300 ITÂ’S BECAUSE SOMEONE TOOK THEIR MONEY AND BOUGHT A FERRARI WITH IT. And Obama means to get it back.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 09, 2014 08:25 PM (tsGZY)

Honestly, all those rich liberals should deserve what they get. I'd laugh my ass off if Obama fucked Steven Spielberg over.

But that's just a ruse, all both they really want is to destroy the middle class.

Posted by: some guy at May 09, 2014 04:50 PM (QIVJq)

301 Hillary and Monica will appear together on The View or some other venue aimed at mush-brains. There will be tears, hugs, and forgiveness. And Hillary will be bouncing an adorable grandchild on her knee.

Posted by: Stu-22 at May 09, 2014 05:00 PM (KbrNh)

302 Wow. Yep. That would do it.

Posted by: Book at May 09, 2014 05:12 PM (ujDl9)

303 Sterling says he's also gonna end things with a public apology to V. Crisis over.

Posted by: BuddyPC at May 09, 2014 05:17 PM (bYQ1a)

304 Only if Bill goes trans-gender will modern America recognize his apology as sincere. This isn't the nineties anymore, and sitting on 60 Minutes, holding hands with Hillary! and looking as abashed as you can just wont do it anymore. C'mon Bill, resign from the patriarchy. Lop it off. No more homo rapiens for you.

Posted by: MTF at May 09, 2014 05:25 PM (F58x4)

305 Can't the Clintons please be on a plane that bursts into flame and crashes with no survivors? And they invited Jimmy Carter along? That's not much to ask.

Posted by: Null at May 09, 2014 05:46 PM (xjpRj)

306 yesterday, media were re-publishing parts of Monica's story from Vanity Fair: - the tale "of how she bravely refused to wear a wire and tape Clinton for the feds" -Washington Post - "how the Feminists betrayed her and took Bill's side" Daily Beast I may have the sources backwards, its late. Throughout the various publications posted online, liberal women were going into full eject-the-heretic mode: Wow, to listen to them, you would think they had lived pristine sexual lives without a blemish. I've never heard such harsh condemnation of a female who messed around; ever. It sounded like a movie script from the 1950s What really strikes you is the unforgiveness towards "the traitor" "she blabbed when she should have kept her month shut" but, hey Bill is our good ol boy, booyah.. "he's just being a man" blah blah. the hypocrisy just kills you. And this is from so-called feminists. But the interview quoting old feminists attacking Monica were fascinating and surprising blunt. They openly admitted they were prioritizing political goals over the permanent destruction of a young women's life.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at May 09, 2014 08:33 PM (9cyAn)

307 I'm so very, very, ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.... FUCCCCKKYOUUUU!!!!!!!

Posted by: Billy Jeff at May 09, 2014 09:10 PM (QCo5R)

308 They openly admitted they were prioritizing political goals over the permanent destruction of a young women's life.

No kidding.

Posted by: Unwanted Baby at May 09, 2014 09:34 PM (QCo5R)

309 Sneed hears rumbles former President Bill Clinton, who lied about his affair with White House intern Monica Â“That WomanÂ” Lewinsky, may opt to publicly apologize for the abuse Lewinsky claims sheÂ’s endured since the sex scandal broke more than 15 years ago. An honest apology would already have been issued a long, long time ago.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at May 09, 2014 09:45 PM (jOKH1)

310

Liberals NEVER apologize. Never!

Posted by: burt at May 13, 2014 05:09 AM (yp2Xd)

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