March 20, 2014

CNN Panel Speaks Absurdly About Possibility That Black Hole Swallowed Flight 370
— Ace

The Right Scoop's headline is precious: CNN Smears Black Holes in Latest Bout of Wild Speculation.

The only thing I can say in Don Lemon's defense is that he was... well, he said he was trying to respond to viewer questions. Apparently some people inquired about what I will call "The Black Hole Theory of the Crime." I guess you could say he was trying to inform people or something.

Of course, as usual, he was asking a non-expert to offer her expert opinion on the question. The woman he asked this question of opined that a black whole would swallow "our entire universe," which is... well, metaphorically true, I suppose, but only that. She did not note that there are theorized to exist microscopic black holes. If you remember, there was some fear that the Large Hadron Collider would produce some of these microscopic black holes, and do significant damage to the earth. (Spoiler alert: It didn't happen. And btw, I have no idea what the destructive potential of a microscopic black hole would be.)

I mean, if you're going to "explore the question" or whatever, then explore it. It's a silly idea, but if you're going to disabuse people of silly theories about black holes swallowing planes, then have an actual expert on black holes on to explain, as a scientific matter, "Nah, bro."

Meanwhile, Australia has announced "new and credible" information about large objects floating at sea which are possibly wreckage of the plane, spotted by satellite. They've deployed planes to take a closer look.

"Verification might take some time. It is very far and it will take some time to locate and verify the objects," the source said.

Watch out for the black holes, mate. Some say there's a swarm of them.

An ABCNews report on the search for the objects, stolen from Hot Air, below.



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Posted by: Ace at 08:27 AM | Comments (418)
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1 There's no way it was a black hole, because I know for a fact my ex wife is in Michigan and nowhere near that area.

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 08:30 AM (x3YFz)

2 T9 - Heh

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 20, 2014 08:30 AM (aDwsi)

3 reminds me of that democrat representative who asked if meteorologists linked meteors to global warming.

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 08:31 AM (x3YFz)

4 Is CNN high?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 20, 2014 08:31 AM (V4CBV)

5 I saw the CNN segment in question, and felt funny inside... Here are updates from official Aussie source: http://www.amsa.gov.au/media/

Posted by: Baldy at March 20, 2014 08:33 AM (2bql3)

6 Black Holes can cause Guam to tip right over. They are nothing to make light of (get it, make light?) I crack me up sometimes.

Posted by: Bruce at March 20, 2014 08:33 AM (igJW1)

7 Don, I'm available to come on the show. Seriously dude, call me. I've got awesome theories about what happened.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at March 20, 2014 08:33 AM (Aif/5)

8 Look, I know this is crazy-pants, but *is* it crazy-pants?

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 20, 2014 08:33 AM (ZPrif)

9 reminds me of that democrat representative who asked if meteorologists linked meteors to global warming. Posted by: tangonine --------------- Or the Dem rep video opposing the Keystone pipeline, because oil shale being pumped through the pipe will sink into the water table.

Posted by: Black Hole at March 20, 2014 08:33 AM (aDwsi)

10

Do you realize what would happen to the earth if somehow the sun collapsed into a black hole tomorrow?

 

Aside from losing its energy source and becoming a frozen lifeless ball in space, nothing.  It would continue to orbit the blackhole.

Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2014 08:33 AM (LI48c)

11 Wait, I thought the whole a black hole (raaaaayyyyccciiissstt) swallowed the plane was a joke. What's next? A discussion of Langoliers?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 20, 2014 08:33 AM (VtjlW)

12 Is CNN high?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 20, 2014 12:31 PM (V4CBV)



Not in the ratings!

Posted by: FauxNoize! at March 20, 2014 08:33 AM (L8r/r)

13 Whomever had 92% that Ace's first post would be about Flight 370, please step to the betting window to collect your winnings! Oh, & others have been summoned.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2014 08:33 AM (KvM9d)

14 A black hole caused by man-made global warming of course.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 20, 2014 08:34 AM (WdbF7)

15 I saw this poat before it happened.

Posted by: soothsayer, king of the underscore at March 20, 2014 08:34 AM (GiDKn)

16 That's RAAAAACIST!!! Quck! use the Race Card Light and call out Al Sharpton!

Posted by: Romeo13... Ex Aluminun Can Sailor at March 20, 2014 08:34 AM (84gbM)

17 6 Black Holes can cause Guam to tip right over. They are nothing to make light of (get it, make light?) I crack me up sometimes. Posted by: Bruce at March 20, 2014 12:33 PM (igJW1) Hey, you laugh, but I know a Gunny who thinks that given enough Marines you could tip Guam over. Just a matter of leadership.

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 08:34 AM (x3YFz)

18 I called him Dumb Ass Don this morning.  I just wonder who was sitting around airport lounges to find this so it could be ridiculed on the blogs.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 20, 2014 08:34 AM (T2V/1)

19 I like black holes....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 20, 2014 08:34 AM (GjPnA)

20 CNN is a black hole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 08:35 AM (t3UFN)

21 Black holes? THAT'S RACIST~!

Posted by: NAACP at March 20, 2014 08:35 AM (APuJ7)

22 next on CNN, how do we know it wasn't aliens?

Posted by: brak at March 20, 2014 08:35 AM (iEoiA)

23 next on CNN, how do we know it wasn't aliens? --- Not saying it was aliens but... aliens!

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 20, 2014 08:36 AM (APuJ7)

24 I've got a theory about a black hole destroying the economy.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2014 08:36 AM (0cMkb)

25 Come on. If there's anyone who knows about black holes, it's Don Lemon.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 20, 2014 08:36 AM (hn5v5)

26 Black holes are racist.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 20, 2014 08:36 AM (7ObY1)

27 I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2014 08:36 AM (0cMkb)

28 Ok, for all of you making fun of me, I'd like to make two points. 1) I'm Black 2) I'm Gay Literally every time I sneeze I'm overcoming prejudice. so suck it.

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 20, 2014 08:37 AM (ZPrif)

29

Of course, as usual, he was asking a non-expert to offer her expert opinion on the question. The woman he asked this question of opined that a black whole would swallow "our entire universe," which is... well, metaphorically true, I suppose, but only that.

 

What do you mean non-expert?  The woman was Inspector General of the DOT fer cryin' out loud.  That's a broad portfolio which includes light rail, road sand, and quantum physics. 

 

Otoh, she did say that a *small* black hole could swallow our entire universe, and since there are already variously-sized black holes extant in our universe we may be in trouble.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 20, 2014 08:37 AM (JtwS4)

30 According to my sources the real culprit in the plane disappearance is.........spiders, they shorted out the electrical system then killed and ate the pilots/passengers.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 20, 2014 08:37 AM (P1WNR)

31 Black Hole? CNN called me that? Busted.

Posted by: Moochie at March 20, 2014 08:37 AM (0FSuD)

32 Insert the obligatory THAT'S RAAAYYCISSTT!!!1!11ELEVENTY!!!1 comment here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 20, 2014 08:37 AM (0HooB)

33 I've got a theory about a black hole destroying the economy. Posted by: naturalfake -------------------------------- ISWYDT But anyhow..., Washington is indeed the equivalent of a black hole where taxpayer monies are concerned.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 20, 2014 08:37 AM (aDwsi)

34 It flew into an alternate Universe?

Posted by: soothsayer, king of the underscore at March 20, 2014 08:37 AM (GiDKn)

35 Obama is a black hole. He sucks up common sense, knowledge of history, honor, integrity, truth, and then shits, well shit.

Posted by: ExSnipe at March 20, 2014 08:38 AM (LKJt3)

36

It wasn't a black hole.  It was ligand bonding that did it.

Damn tetrahedral complexes!

Posted by: DOrbital at March 20, 2014 08:38 AM (u7BkC)

37 A microscopic black hole would still be incredibly massive.  See Larry Niven's novelette, "The Borderland of Sol."

A black hole big enough to swallow an airliner would almost certainly disrupt gravity on Earth, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 20, 2014 08:38 AM (BDU/a)

38 Too bad he couldn't get Stephen Hawking on the telephone, with his weird computerized voice.  Bet that would have messed with the heads of your average CNN viewer, both of them.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 20, 2014 08:38 AM (wTPGq)

39 I'm fairly convinced we've already been swallowed by a giant trout.

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 08:38 AM (x3YFz)

40 Motherfucking snakes.....

Posted by: Sam at March 20, 2014 08:38 AM (Aif/5)

41 30 According to my sources the real culprit in the plane disappearance is.........spiders, they shorted out the electrical system then killed and ate the pilots/passengers.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 20, 2014 12:37 PM (P1WNR)



Yes, it was giant Hunstman spiders from Cameroon who can speak Mandarin.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 20, 2014 08:38 AM (T2V/1)

42 CERN is out??? CERN is out???

Posted by: Don We Now Our Lemon at March 20, 2014 08:39 AM (nZiT2)

43 The woman he asked this question of opined that a black whole would swallow "our entire universe," which is... well, metaphorically true, I suppose, but only that.
***
Not true. It is currently believed that there are MANY black holes in the universe though the science isn't "settled" I guess...since it is actual science.

Now, if there was a black hole in the atmosphere? We'd probably be fucked. Either it would swallow the earth or swallow a little bit and explode because it was too small.

Oh, and CNN is full of uneducated fools, as is the government.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2014 08:39 AM (78TbK)

44 The woman he asked this question of opined that a black whole would swallow "our entire universe,"



Our entire universe huh, well I hope there aren't any other black holes in the universe.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 20, 2014 08:39 AM (WdbF7)

45 Black holes, you say? isn't that a dog whistle? Besides, if a black hole swallowed that flight, we have bigger issues to worry about. In fact, if any of the moronettes would like to sample my sexual skill before we get sucked into that black hole (phrasing), feel free to contact me... Wut?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at March 20, 2014 08:39 AM (1hM1d)

46 Oh Holes?  I meant ho's....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 20, 2014 08:39 AM (GjPnA)

47 The woman was Inspector General of the DOT fer cryin' out loud. That's a broad portfolio which includes light rail, road sand, and quantum physics. ------------------ I'm in control here.

Posted by: Clueless ex-mayor Anthony Foxx, Sec. of Trans., Crony Appointment at March 20, 2014 08:40 AM (aDwsi)

48 I thought they were all pink on the inside...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 20, 2014 08:40 AM (0HooB)

49 My sources say the black hole originated in Pakistan. Yes. Pakistan.

Posted by: McInerney at March 20, 2014 08:40 AM (ZPrif)

50 38 Too bad hecouldn't get Stephen Hawking on the telephone, with his weird computerized voice. Bet that would have messed with the heads of your average CNN viewer, both of them. --- I'm... sorry... I... was... distracted... by... how... awesome... I... am.

Posted by: Stephen Hawking's Voice Box at March 20, 2014 08:40 AM (APuJ7)

51 Tell me more about these black holes.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at March 20, 2014 08:40 AM (DrWcr)

52 Now, if they'd said worm hole, I might could see that. What do you mean that Stargate SG-1 wasn't a documentary?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at March 20, 2014 08:40 AM (1hM1d)

53 Shut your Lemon pie hole Don

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 20, 2014 08:40 AM (nTgAI)

54 I'm glad I stopped watching Lost--on thing I learned during all of this at reddit is-- that show ended with a "magic' cork.

Posted by: tasker at March 20, 2014 08:40 AM (RJMhd)

55 Hey, you laugh, but I know a Gunny who thinks that given enough Marines you could tip Guam over.

Just a matter of leadership.

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 12:34 PM (x3YFz)



Well, you can trust a Gunny, but you can't trust a Congressperson!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2014 08:41 AM (o3MSL)

56 Black Hole? No no, I said Black Ho. They can and will swallow anything! A friend told me, yeah that's it.

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 20, 2014 08:41 AM (0FSuD)

57 I'm fairly convinced we've already been swallowed by a giant trout.

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 12:38 PM (x3YFz)

 

heh

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 20, 2014 08:41 AM (nTgAI)

58 Aliens. Reptilians. Not Greys. Greys are our friends. Greys are only here to help.

Posted by: Citizen X, saying what the Greys told him to say at March 20, 2014 08:41 AM (7ObY1)

59 Our entire universe huh, well I hope there aren't any other black holes in the universe. Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 20, 2014 12:39 PM (WdbF7) Watching a liberal try to grasp logic and sciency stuff is like watching an eight year old run from a hornet's nest. Best done from a distance, where at first it's unclear why it appears someone has completely lost their shit.

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 08:41 AM (x3YFz)

60 those "objects" just like look like reflections to me.

I think they got the idea from arrested development...

Posted by: Jersey Wrong at March 20, 2014 08:41 AM (M/wEx)

61 Oh, and CNN the MSM is full of uneducated fools, as is the government. ----------------- FIFY

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 20, 2014 08:41 AM (aDwsi)

62 49 My sources say the black hole originated in Pakistan.

Yes.

Pakistan.

Posted by: McInerney at March 20, 2014 12:40 PM (ZPrif)

 

I thought the black hole was in Calcutta.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2014 08:41 AM (DrWcr)

63 Hey Don Lemon is better than Cooper-- or that Quest dude--jeebus.

Posted by: tasker at March 20, 2014 08:41 AM (RJMhd)

64 Black holes really aren't black.  They're purple.

Posted by: S. Chandrasekhar, Jr. at March 20, 2014 08:41 AM (u7BkC)

65 Like I said on the last thread,   anyone who doubts the    potential of a black hole to wreak destruction here on     Earth   has clearly never seen    "Giant Spider Invasion."



www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwjljzW95zA

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 20, 2014 08:41 AM (4df7R)

66 George W. Bush was renowned for his power to steer black holes into poor residential neighborhoods.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2014 08:42 AM (8ZskC)

67 Some blackhole global warming Http://tinyurl.com/9kpkgn4

Posted by: fastfreefall at March 20, 2014 08:42 AM (KNA3E)

68 The CNN Center in Atlanta is where the old World of Sid and Marty Krofft Theme Park used to be. Some things don't change.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 20, 2014 08:42 AM (V4CBV)

69 54 I'm glad I stopped watching Lost--on thing I learned during all of this at reddit is-- that show ended with a "magic' cork. --- By the end, the main reasons to watch the show were Evangeline Lilly in various states of undress and Michael Emerson's manipulative bastard act.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 20, 2014 08:42 AM (APuJ7)

70 I cannae change the laws of physics, Captain. Ya can't fit 15 pounds of CNN bullshit into a 5-pound container know matter how far you stretch the blog margins!

Posted by: lt commander scott at March 20, 2014 08:42 AM (hn5v5)

71 Aliens. Reptilians. Not Greys. Greys are our friends. Greys are only here to help.
___
Why can't I walk straight this morning? And I'm sore in...places?

Posted by: Someone vistied by the Greys last night at March 20, 2014 08:42 AM (78TbK)

72 I'm fairly convinced we've already been swallowed by a giant trout.

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 12:38 PM (x3YFz)



That's simply ridiculous.  Turtles, on the other hand, make cosmic sense!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2014 08:43 AM (o3MSL)

73 Black Holes swallowing planes, sailors sailing off the edge of the world and being eaten by sea monsters! How we all chuckled at the stupidity of people before Columbus, how funny that they believed in a flat earth and sea monsters!! Ho ho ho...we're idiots, too!!

Posted by: Supreme Being at March 20, 2014 08:43 AM (UDPvg)

74 Aliens. Reptilians. Not Greys. --- We come as friends!

Posted by: John of the Visitors at March 20, 2014 08:43 AM (APuJ7)

75 Posted by: S. Chandrasekhar, Jr. at March 20, 2014 12:41 PM (u7BkC) I've got your limit right here.

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 08:43 AM (x3YFz)

76 A black hole? Yeah, I had one at a bath house in SF. My dick smelled like shit for a week.

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 20, 2014 08:43 AM (0FSuD)

77 The woman he asked this question of opined that a black whole would swallow "our entire universe," which is... well, metaphorically true, I suppose, but only that.



Gee, no one'd    better   tell this woman about the black hole at the center of our galaxy.   She will LOSE her SHIT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 20, 2014 08:43 AM (4df7R)

78 Black Ahole is more like it and we all know who that is...

Posted by: Zombie Pug at March 20, 2014 08:43 AM (r7mtu)

79 Now, if they'd said worm hole, I might could see that.

What do you mean that Stargate SG-1 wasn't a documentary?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at March 20, 2014 12:40 PM (1hM1d)



As far as that goes...my pet theory is that the flight was shot down by Zeros:

http://youtu.be/IdHNfpYxNWg

Posted by: FauxNoize! at March 20, 2014 08:43 AM (L8r/r)

80 By the end, the main reasons to watch the show were Evangeline Lilly in various states of undress and Michael Emerson's manipulative bastard act.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 20, 2014 12:42 PM (APuJ7)


FIFY

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2014 08:44 AM (o3MSL)

81 I dated a stripper I called the black hole once

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 20, 2014 08:44 AM (bDxDx)

82 Sat picks were from the 16th.... that's FOUR days for any wreckage... which had already been floating for EIGHT days... to continue floating... In high Seas... Really doubt they find anything...

Posted by: Romeo13... Ex Aluminun Can Sailor at March 20, 2014 08:44 AM (84gbM)

83 Gee, no one'd better tell this woman about the black hole at the center of our galaxy. She will LOSE her SHIT.


Is that the one with the American flag on it?

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee (D)umbass at March 20, 2014 08:44 AM (8ZskC)

84 I thought the black hole was in Calcutta. Posted by: Insomniac ------------------------- Amusing Historic Reference Prize winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 20, 2014 08:44 AM (aDwsi)

85 Anyone here seen "Thor: The Dark World?"



This disappearance was clearly caused by the Convergence.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 20, 2014 08:44 AM (4df7R)

86

I'm fairly convinced we've already been swallowed by a giant trout.

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 12:38 PM (x3YFz)


That's simply ridiculous. Turtles, on the other hand, make cosmic sense!

 

It's trout all the way down.

Posted by: Zombie Richard Brautigan at March 20, 2014 08:45 AM (JtwS4)

87 64 Black holes really aren't black. They're purple.

Posted by: S. Chandrasekhar, Jr. at March 20, 2014 12:41 PM (u7BkC)

 

You were awesome in Super Troopers and Beerfest.

Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2014 08:45 AM (LI48c)

88 ♬ The Lemon tree very pretty as you plainly can see but the fruit of the poor Lemon has shiiiiit for brains. ♫

Posted by: peter, paul and mary at March 20, 2014 08:45 AM (hn5v5)

89 the disappearance of Flight 370: an exercise in futility

Posted by: soothsayer, king of the underscore at March 20, 2014 08:45 AM (GiDKn)

90 I thought the term "black hole" was racist? Did the klan get those folks?

Posted by: maddogg at March 20, 2014 08:45 AM (xWW96)

91 Like I said on the last thread, anyone who doubts the potential of a black hole to wreak destruction here on Earth has clearly never seen "Giant Spider Invasion." www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwjljzW95zA Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 20, 2014 12:41 PM (4df7R) Et tu, MWR? Et tu? Where's Bannion, I need a shoulder upon which to rest my head.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 20, 2014 08:45 AM (VtjlW)

92 I'm going with the "Giant Shark Jumped 45,000 Feet Out Of The Ocean And Ate The Airliner" Theory. I saw this in a SyFy giant shark movie, so don't scoff. It could happen.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at March 20, 2014 08:45 AM (YmPwQ)

93 Is that the one with the American flag on it?

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee (D)umbass at March 20, 2014 12:44 PM (8ZskC)



Good question,  Sheila.       it might be the other one.     Why don't you go check and let me know?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 20, 2014 08:45 AM (4df7R)

94 It's not the speculation that bothers me. It's the utter and complete lack of knowledge of physics.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2014 08:45 AM (659DL)

95 Kong ate it...

Posted by: Head Witch Doctor, Skill Island at March 20, 2014 08:45 AM (84gbM)

96 I'm fairly convinced we've already been swallowed by a giant trout.

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 12:38 PM (x3YFz)


That's simply ridiculous. Turtles, on the other hand, make cosmic sense!

It's trout all the way down.

Posted by: Zombie Richard Brautigan at March 20, 2014 12:45 PM (JtwS4)



Anti-turtle HERETIC!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2014 08:46 AM (o3MSL)

97 Hey Don Lemon is better than Cooper-- or that Quest dude Johnny Quest? Hadji was cool. Too bad Hadji doesn't surf.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2014 08:46 AM (KvM9d)

98 Ha, what idiots. It's pretty obvious that the plane was landed on a desert island by way of a secret airstrip carved out of the jungle by Malay loggers so they can load a nucular bomb into it and ram it into the Statue of Liberty.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 20, 2014 08:46 AM (+lsX1)

99 Posted by: Head Witch Doctor, Skill Island at March 20, 2014 12:45 PM (84gbM) GRRRRR.... SKULL island...

Posted by: Head Witch Doctor, Skull Island at March 20, 2014 08:46 AM (84gbM)

100 If you remember, there was some fear that the Large Hadron Collider would produce some of these microscopic black holes, and do significant damage to the earth. I speculated about that here a few days ago. It accidentally escaped from the LHC and drifted into the plane's path. Just bad luck, really.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2014 08:46 AM (zoehZ)

101 Why can't I walk straight this morning? And I'm sore in...places? The Greys learned all they can learn from probing long ago. Now they just do it for fun and gam...YOUCH! Um, I mean, Greys are our friends. They are only here to help. THEY ARE ONLY HERE TO HELP! (blinks morse code SOS's)

Posted by: Citizen X, saying what the Greys told him to say at March 20, 2014 08:46 AM (7ObY1)

102 Et tu, MWR? Et tu?



Where's Bannion, I need a shoulder upon which to rest my head.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 20, 2014 12:45 PM (VtjlW)




*HUGS*   It's MST3K, my queen, and the spiders are laughably fake looking!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 20, 2014 08:46 AM (4df7R)

103 ot: fred phelps is dead rot in hell jagoff

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 20, 2014 08:47 AM (bDxDx)

104 What's impressive is how much these tv twits can stretch out this story on redundant speculation, bullshit, and conjecture.

Posted by: soothsayer, king of the underscore at March 20, 2014 08:47 AM (GiDKn)

105 That's simply ridiculous. Turtles, on the other hand, make cosmic sense! --- Sea turtles, mate!

Posted by: Captain Jack Sparrow at March 20, 2014 08:47 AM (APuJ7)

106 Ha, what idiots. It's pretty obvious that the plane was landed on a desert island by way of a secret airstrip carved out of the jungle by Malay loggers so they can load a nucular bomb into it and ram it into the Statue of Liberty.


Skipper!  You'll never guess what I found in the lagoon!

Posted by: Gilligan at March 20, 2014 08:47 AM (8ZskC)

107 The Turtle couldn't help us!

Posted by: Bill Denbrough at March 20, 2014 08:47 AM (YmPwQ)

108 Too soon?

Posted by: Godzilla marketing team [/i][/b] at March 20, 2014 08:47 AM (nZiT2)

109 red phelps is dead

rot in hell jagoff

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 20, 2014 12:47 PM (bDxDx)


At least there's some good news today!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2014 08:48 AM (o3MSL)

110 92 I'm going with the "Giant Shark Jumped 45,000 Feet Out Of The Ocean And Ate The Airliner" Theory. I saw this in a SyFy giant shark movie, so don't scoff. It could happen. Posted by: Biff Boffo at March 20, 2014 12:45 PM (YmPwQ) With a 'Laser' on its head? Interesting.... technique...

Posted by: Dr, Evil... hatching a new plot... at March 20, 2014 08:48 AM (84gbM)

111 That's simply ridiculous. Turtles, on the other hand, make cosmic sense!



ONE turtle,  and four big elephants.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 20, 2014 08:48 AM (4df7R)

112 Everyone knows it wasn't a Black Hole that swallowed MH370.

It was a finely focused Gamma Ray Burst from a collapsing Black Hole millions of light years away.  Boy are we lucky it didn't take out the whole planet.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 20, 2014 08:48 AM (V70Uh)

113 It's trout all the way down. Posted by: Zombie Richard Brautigan at March 20, 2014 12:45 PM (JtwS4) Anti-turtle HERETIC! Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2014 12:46 PM (o3MSL) And thus began the turtle/trout apocalypse which changed humanity forever

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 08:48 AM (x3YFz)

114 Megan Kelly is just as bad as Ashley Banfeld.

Posted by: soothsayer, king of the underscore at March 20, 2014 08:48 AM (GiDKn)

115 I think we should all punk Don Lemonparty and send in the viewer question, "Is it possible that the plane got stuck in a twist in the space-time continuum and is in a parallel universe?"

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 20, 2014 08:48 AM (k/Mc/)

116 I'm fairly convinced we've already been swallowed by a giant trout. Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 12:38 PM (x3YFz) That's simply ridiculous. Turtles, on the other hand, make cosmic sense Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2014 12:43 PM (o3MSL) Some say he's a fish Others a newt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeUGeNTTD9k The cosmos explained. In song!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2014 08:49 AM (0cMkb)

117 While on the subject of Dark Openings, I haz uh surius quesion. Physics says a black hole has infinite gravity and a radius of exactly zero. But then they talk about a super massive black hole having a diameter of a few miles. Doublespeak. If it has a diameter, it cannot be a singularity, and it's gravity cannot be infinite. No?

Posted by: maddogg at March 20, 2014 08:49 AM (xWW96)

118 This would explain Obama's willingness to send Michele over there for a long needed vacation.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2014 08:49 AM (LiZW+)

119 Where did the "Rot in Hell" thing come from?  When I was growing up it was "Burn in Hell."


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 20, 2014 08:49 AM (V70Uh)

120 105 That's simply ridiculous. Turtles, on the other hand, make cosmic sense! --- Sea turtles, mate! Posted by: Captain Jack Sparrow at March 20, 2014 12:47 PM (APuJ7) But Ninja Turtles are WAY cooler than Pirate Turtles....

Posted by: Michalangelo at March 20, 2014 08:49 AM (84gbM)

121 I think we should all punk Don Lemonparty and send in the viewer question, "Is it possible that the plane got stuck in a twist in the space-time continuum and is in a parallel universe?"

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 20, 2014 12:48 PM (k/Mc/)




Bonus points if you     include     the     phrase     "wibbly   wobbly    timey   wimey    stuff."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 20, 2014 08:50 AM (4df7R)

122 I will only note that so far, nobody has properly examined the sharks with fricken' lasers attached to their heads hypothesis.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2014 08:50 AM (8ZskC)

123 I cannae change the laws of physics, Captain. Ya can't fit 15 pounds of CNN bullshit into a 5-pound container know matter how far you stretch the blog margins! Posted by: lt commander scott at March 20, 2014 12:42 PM (hn5v5) Arrgh! You stoopid Scotsman. Squeeze out the water! Then push, PUSH it in!

Posted by: Captain Kirk, The best Enterprise Captain Evaah! at March 20, 2014 08:50 AM (LKJt3)

124 red phelps is dead rot in hell jagoff Posted by: navycopjoe at March 20, 2014 12:47 PM (bDxDx) Almost makes me as happy as the day I learned that liberal dicknob George Carlin died.

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 08:50 AM (x3YFz)

125 *HUGS* It's MST3K, my queen, and the spiders are laughably fake looking! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 20, 2014 12:46 PM (4df7R) *sniffles* Well if it's MST3K. *rests head on your shoulder* I believe that it is only appropriate for me to post this in response to Fred Phelps passing: http://youtu.be/jLfmrNw8ygo Hmmm? What? What does that have to do with Fred Phelps passing? Ummmm. Errrrrr. IT JUST DOES OKAY!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 20, 2014 08:50 AM (VtjlW)

126
And thus began the turtle/trout apocalypse which changed humanity forever

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 12:48 PM (x3YFz)



Fundamental religious arguments are always dangerous to engage in, espceially on this blog!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2014 08:50 AM (o3MSL)

127 What's impressive is how much these tv twits can stretch out this story on redundant speculation, bullshit, and conjecture. We'll all laugh at them once we actually find out what really happened to de plane. Unfortunately, that won't stop them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 20, 2014 08:50 AM (0HooB)

128 The plane is mine bitches!

Posted by: Dr. Hans Reinhardt at March 20, 2014 08:50 AM (fWAjv)

129
It's the utter and complete lack of knowledge of physics.
___
Well, not all of us could go to medical school ya' know.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 20, 2014 08:50 AM (78TbK)

130 One of the non-stop funniest threads in a while. CNN is a mother lode of snark-targets.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 20, 2014 08:50 AM (aDwsi)

131 115 I think we should all punk Don Lemonparty and send in the viewer question, "Is it possible that the plane got stuck in a twist in the space-time continuum and is in a parallel universe?" Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 20, 2014 12:48 PM (k/Mc/) Wow.... that plane is awfully low...

Posted by: Guy on a Yacht off of Bermuda at March 20, 2014 08:51 AM (84gbM)

132 Amusing Historic Reference Prize winner. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 20, 2014 12:44 PM (aDwsi) Good work, I thought the same thing.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 20, 2014 08:51 AM (0FSuD)

133 I think we should all punk Don Lemonparty and send in the viewer question, "Is it possible that the plane got stuck in a twist in the space-time continuum and is in a parallel universe?" Philadelphia Experiment.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2014 08:51 AM (KvM9d)

134 Posted by: DangerGirl and her 10K Volt Sanity Prod (tm) Improved.

Posted by: soothsayer, king of the underscore at March 20, 2014 08:51 AM (GiDKn)

135 ...so they can load a nucular bomb into it and ram it into the Statue of Liberty.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 20, 2014 12:46 PM (+lsX1)



First wave of the attack came in disguised as commercial charter flights same way they did in Afghanistan in '80. Only they were crack Airborne outfits.

Posted by: LTC Andy Tanner at March 20, 2014 08:51 AM (L8r/r)

136 Got college hoops on the TV, NBA2K14 on the PC. Virtual gym rat.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 20, 2014 08:51 AM (ZshNr)

137 I say we all go to Fred Phelps funeral. Though I'm not sure the water table wherever they bury his ass could handle the amount of piss that is going to be placed on his grave.

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 08:51 AM (x3YFz)

138 Bueller?

Posted by: maddogg at March 20, 2014 08:51 AM (xWW96)

139 Send in V.I.N.CENT!

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 20, 2014 08:51 AM (FrfNj)

140 Funny Ace brings up CNN because I've been watching Ashleigh Banfield for the last 20 minutes and the stupid burns. She just compared this incident with the Hudson River landing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 08:51 AM (oFCZn)

141 119 Where did the "Rot in Hell" thing come from? When I was growing up it was "Burn in Hell." i'd rather see him rot that way is easier for satan to give him the barbed cock the linky http://tinyurl.com/o3lv922

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 20, 2014 08:51 AM (bDxDx)

142 The plane is in Schrodinger's Box.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2014 08:52 AM (LiZW+)

143 Time to double down on the inter-dimensional crazed sentient space-banana bent on galactic domination abduction theory.

Try and disprove it!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 20, 2014 08:52 AM (pgQxn)

144 16 Quck! use the Race Card Light and call out Al Sharpton! Posted by: Romeo13... Ex Aluminun Can Sailor at March 20, 2014 12:34 PM (84gbM) Would that be a... black light?

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2014 08:52 AM (zoehZ)

145 Well, not all of us could go to medical school ya' know. Posted by: Joe Biden --------------------------- Don't start that shit Joe. You just call me 'Doctor' and STFU after that.

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at March 20, 2014 08:52 AM (aDwsi)

146 I once spent the night with the Black Hole of Altoona.

Posted by: Eliot Spitzer at March 20, 2014 08:52 AM (8ZskC)

147 First wave of the attack came in disguised as commercial charter flights same way they did in Afghanistan in '80. Only they were crack Airborne outfits. --- "We've got about 600 million screaming Chinamen on our side." "Aren't there a billion Chinamen?" "There were."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 20, 2014 08:52 AM (APuJ7)

148 I was actually going to come here and encourage Ace to hammer Banfield on twitter. This ditz is so stupid it's unbelievable.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 08:53 AM (oFCZn)

149 I still wanted to know why we aren't talking about who we all know took down the flight.

But it together...a modern airliner...east Asian passengers...flying out of a Muslim country...

Obviously this is the tea party's work. Have you ever seen them decry acts of terror against Malaysian airliners? No? Practically an admission of guilt!

Posted by: Paul Krugman at March 20, 2014 08:53 AM (78TbK)

150 She just compared this incident with the Hudson River landing. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 12:51 PM (oFCZn) Wait, what? She's not cute enough to be that stupid.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 20, 2014 08:53 AM (VtjlW)

151 Has anyone checked Michelle's but crack ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 20, 2014 08:53 AM (nTgAI)

152 143 The plane is in Schrodinger's Box. Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2014 12:52 PM (LiZW+) EOD guys solve the schroedinger box with 2lbs of C4 and a case of beer.

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 08:54 AM (x3YFz)

153 To the haters, just a reminder from me -- America's first black, gay anchor -- everything I do is historic. Also -- I'm rich, bitch!

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 20, 2014 08:54 AM (ZPrif)

154 Philadelphia Experiment - FarScape

Posted by: votermom at March 20, 2014 08:54 AM (XCbsn)

155 She's not cute enough to be that stupid. That's awesome.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2014 08:54 AM (LiZW+)

156 Banfield: What would happen when a plane runs out of fuel? How would it hit the water? You can't script this amount of idiocy.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 08:54 AM (oFCZn)

157 CNN's John King was actually quite fair and balanced while covering Rand Paul's speech at Berkeley last night. I was somewhat surprised.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 20, 2014 08:54 AM (7ObY1)

158 First wave of the attack came in disguised as commercial charter flights same way they did in Afghanistan in '80. Only they were crack Airborne outfits. Wolverines!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2014 08:54 AM (KvM9d)

159 152 152 Has anyone checked Michelle's but crack ? ummmm, go for it see you next year

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 20, 2014 08:54 AM (bDxDx)

160 EOD guys solve the schroedinger box with 2lbs of C4 and a case of beer. Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 12:54 PM (x3YFz) Hey now... don't exaggerate... it would take at LEAST 2 cases...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2014 08:55 AM (84gbM)

161

Now there's a look in your eyes
Like black holes in the sky
Shine on you crazy diamond

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 20, 2014 08:55 AM (Oy09x)

162 152 Has anyone checked Michelle's but crack ? Fred Phelps is in the way. He's been damned to reside there for all of eternity.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 20, 2014 08:55 AM (7ObY1)

163 Be right back, have to sweep the black hole out the door.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2014 08:55 AM (659DL)

164 Sidebar's fucked up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at March 20, 2014 08:56 AM (nZiT2)

165 When a plane runs out of fuel it's kind of like when a ski lift breaks down. You just have to sit up there until somebody can bring over some gas.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 20, 2014 08:56 AM (+lsX1)

166 How did the Black Hole get there? Fracking. That's how.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2014 08:56 AM (LiZW+)

167 Imagine the pilot kills the copilot, sets a course to nowhere, and then locks the cabin    door and kills himself.  The passengers have 5 hours or so of wondering when they will die.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 20, 2014 08:56 AM (AskuI)

168 Actually, the Black Hole of Calcutta reference makes sense when combined with McInerney's Pakistan theory:  the plane was on the way to Pakistan, when the BHoC swallowed it up.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 20, 2014 08:57 AM (L8r/r)

169 159 First wave of the attack came in disguised as commercial charter flights same way they did in Afghanistan in '80. Only they were crack Airborne outfits. Wolverines! Because WE. LIVE. HERE. That movie always makes me get all verklempt.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 20, 2014 08:57 AM (7ObY1)

170 EOD guys solve the schroedinger box with 2lbs of C4 and a case of beer. Posted by: tangonine ------------------- Funny you say that. Friend who deals with small arms and explosives for the Navy lists one of his interests as 'Blowing stuff up."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 20, 2014 08:57 AM (aDwsi)

171

in another week CNN will be showing clips of  the aircraft carrier going through the vortex in the 'documentary' The Final Countdown

Posted by: Jay in CDA at March 20, 2014 08:57 AM (xGt2P)

172 The plane is in Schrodinger's Box. Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2014 12:52 PM (LiZW+) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And it's not.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 20, 2014 08:57 AM (32Ze2)

173 Two pertinent numbers to consider when a plane runs out of fuel: 9.81 and/or 32.174.

Posted by: maddogg at March 20, 2014 08:57 AM (xWW96)

174 167 How did the Black Hole get there? Fracking. That's how. Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2014 12:56 PM (LiZW+) Hah... you saw that LA congresscritter, too, I'm assuming. We're surrounded by genius'!

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 08:58 AM (x3YFz)

175 The proliferation of these micro-black holes could be prevented with a carbon tax.

Posted by: Tom Freidman at March 20, 2014 08:58 AM (8/cHU)

176 Ashleigh Banfield's brain exists for two reasons: 1) To power her lungs 2) To power her vagina I denounce myself.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 08:58 AM (oFCZn)

177 *sniffles* Well if it's MST3K. *rests head on your shoulder*




*hugs*



I was unable to DM you last night, my queen, since you can only send a DM to    a  Twitterer who is your follower.   I did send you a Tweet, though, so if you'd like to follow me on the Twitters, I shall DM you my NoVaMoMee deets!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 20, 2014 08:58 AM (4df7R)

178 The plane is in Schrodinger's Box. Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2014 12:52 PM (LiZW+) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And it's not. Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 20, 2014 12:57 PM (32Ze2) And BOTH.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2014 08:58 AM (659DL)

179 microscopic black holes only affect microscopes.. everyone knows that!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2014 08:58 AM (Z7PrM)

180 When a plane runs out of fuel it's kind of like when a ski lift breaks down. You just have to sit up there until somebody can bring over some gas. Posted by: Gristle --------------------- Pretty sure the First Officer can strap on a chute, and go for help.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 20, 2014 08:58 AM (aDwsi)

181 I say we bomb that black hole right now!

Posted by: Juan McCain at March 20, 2014 08:59 AM (7ObY1)

182 What's funny is CNN has Fortune 500 companies running ads for this crap while Rush Limbaugh is sponsored by dog vitamins.

Posted by: soothsayer, king of the underscore at March 20, 2014 08:59 AM (GiDKn)

183 The plane is in Schrodinger's Box.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2014 12:52 PM (LiZW+)


Are you sure about that?

Posted by: W Heisenberg at March 20, 2014 08:59 AM (o3MSL)

184 Is it possible the Malaysians have a StarGate?

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2014 08:59 AM (LiZW+)

185 174 Two pertinent numbers to consider when a plane runs out of fuel: 9.81 and/or 32.174. Posted by: maddogg at March 20, 2014 12:57 PM (xWW96) v(t) = sqrt (2*pi*m*g/rho*A*C)

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 08:59 AM (x3YFz)

186 My presidency is freedom's black hole.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 20, 2014 08:59 AM (Dwehj)

187 The #FullCommunism retard from Rolling Stones also wants the world to know what he thinks about "wealth, well-connected Jews". Not a fan. Retweeted by Michelle Malkin TwitchyTeam ‏@TwitchyTeam 'Goebbels slow clap': Marxist Rolling Stone contributor loses it, rails against 'wealthy, well-connected Jews' http://bit.ly/1nGJZgK

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 20, 2014 08:59 AM (ZPrif)

188 The plane is in Schrodinger's Box.


Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2014 12:52 PM (LiZW+)



And it is REALLY pissing off the cat.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 20, 2014 09:00 AM (4df7R)

189 Has anyone checked with Mr Tumnus ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 20, 2014 09:00 AM (nTgAI)

190 Science haters! Black hole deniers!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 20, 2014 09:01 AM (kqGWM)

191 Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 12:58 PM (x3YFz)


It's obvious the plane was captured by a man caused Polar Vortex and only more carbon taxes will prevent this from becoming a frequent occurrence!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2014 09:01 AM (o3MSL)

192 190 Has anyone checked with Mr Tumnus ? --- Gimmie back my sock, you goat bastard!

Posted by: Peter Griffin at March 20, 2014 09:01 AM (APuJ7)

193 Banfield: What would happen when a plane runs out of fuel? How would it hit the water?



EXPERT:   "Hard, Ashleigh.   Very hard.   Like this." 



*punches Ashleigh Banfield in the face and breaks her glasses*



EXPERT:   "Like that, but dialed up to eleven."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 20, 2014 09:01 AM (4df7R)

194 Heisenber uncertainty plane

Posted by: votermom at March 20, 2014 09:02 AM (VpF7l)

195 How did the Black Hole get there? Fracking. That's how. Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2014 12:56 PM (LiZW+) garrett, I blame you for when some rocket surgeon posits that and means it. MWR, I followed you on twitter this morning. Or at least I think I did. As an unfrozen caveperson lawyer, your twitter scares and confuses me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 20, 2014 09:02 AM (VtjlW)

196 CNN Panel Speaks Absurdly About Possibility That Black Hole Swallowed Flight 370 FIFY

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 20, 2014 09:02 AM (0HooB)

197 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 20, 2014 01:01 PM (4df7R) LOL! you'd think after being at Ace you can't be really made to belly laugh, but you got me on that one.

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 09:02 AM (x3YFz)

198 obama: "These sanctions would not only have a significant impact on the Russian economy, but could also be disruptive to the global economy." Way to show those misbehaving Russians, dummy!

Posted by: soothsayer, king of the underscore at March 20, 2014 09:03 AM (GiDKn)

199 MH370 is in the barrel. You know what else is in the barrel?  My old AOShN hash.  I committed an embarrelable offense yesterday, and I've been stripped of my hash.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 20, 2014 09:03 AM (JtwS4)

200 Black holes? Pffft. I think we all know what caused this- wealthy, well-connected Jews. Wake up, sheeeple!!!

Posted by: Marxist Rolling Stone Contributor at March 20, 2014 09:03 AM (0cMkb)

201

@152

 

I have...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 20, 2014 09:03 AM (GjPnA)

202 perhaps Guam did capsize and the resulting suction of the island sinking created a reverse tsunami...a mini black hole if you will. Has anyone parked a battleship recently ?

Posted by: cu'chulainn at March 20, 2014 09:03 AM (Vk2CC)

Posted by: affenhauer at March 20, 2014 09:03 AM (6Ucyq)

204 A more realistic scenario would be the co-pilot kills the pilot and then purposely steers the plane into a black hole to travel back in time so he can kill Hitler. It's too bad the pilot had to die but, let's be honest, when he flies out of the return black hole after killing Hitler it's not like people are going to be mad at him.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 20, 2014 09:03 AM (+lsX1)

205 EXPERT: "Hard, Ashleigh. Very hard. Like this."



*punches Ashleigh Banfield in the face and breaks her glasses*



EXPERT: "Like that, but dialed up to eleven."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 20, 2014 01:01 PM (4df7R)

 

 

 

 

If I was going to hit her in the face, I would use another body part.......

Posted by: maddogg at March 20, 2014 09:03 AM (xWW96)

206 buncha damn racists...

Posted by: affenhauer at March 20, 2014 09:03 AM (6Ucyq)

207 It was Cheryl Ladd up to her futuristic old tricks.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 20, 2014 09:04 AM (V4CBV)

208 Two pertinent numbers to consider when a plane runs out of fuel: Zero & negative #'s. As in "feet above sea level".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2014 09:04 AM (KvM9d)

209 Well, obviously it wasn't a black hole. That's stupid.
It was a Hell Gate.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2014 09:04 AM (nsQhi)

210 CNN Panel Speaks Absurdly About Possibility That Black Hole Swallowed Flight 370 -Ace Heh. That's funny. It's the same thing Obama says about me.

Posted by: Reggie "Big Boy" Love at March 20, 2014 09:04 AM (LKJt3)

211 your twitter scares and confuses me

Twitter in general does that to me.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 20, 2014 09:04 AM (Dwehj)

212 CNN = unsurpassed credibility They have to have some shame/embarrassment. Don't they?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 20, 2014 09:04 AM (A98Xu)

213 In other good news, the General that got sucked into the honey trap with the hawght x beauty queen captain just got a reprimand and a small fine. Fuck you PC police. NY Slime's editorial department heads to burst.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 20, 2014 09:05 AM (0FSuD)

214 MWR, I followed you on twitter this morning. Or at least I think I did. As an unfrozen caveperson lawyer, your twitter scares and confuses me.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 20, 2014 01:02 PM (VtjlW)




I understand, my queen.    That is precisely why I tend to stay away from it, unless I'm posting   rage tweets.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 20, 2014 09:05 AM (4df7R)

215 Banfield: What would happen when a plane runs out of fuel? How would it hit the water? EXPERT: "Hard, Ashleigh. Very hard. Like this." Bends Ashleigh over desk........

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2014 09:06 AM (KvM9d)

216 They should have mentioned aliens, that would have been really fun.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 20, 2014 09:06 AM (A98Xu)

217 A more realistic scenario would be the co-pilot kills the pilot and then purposely steers the plane into a black hole to travel back in time so he can kill Hitler. It's too bad the pilot had to die but, let's be honest, when he flies out of the return black hole after killing Hitler it's not like people are going to be mad at him. He missed.

Posted by: A. Hitler at March 20, 2014 09:06 AM (0cMkb)

218 But if you went back in time and killed Hitler, the course of history would change and no one today would understand why it was necessary or 'good' to kill Hitler! They call this phenomenon the Time Paradox, I think. Or the Space Vortex. Or the Vernal Equinox. I dunno.

Posted by: soothsayer, king of the underscore at March 20, 2014 09:06 AM (GiDKn)

219 It looks like somebody just got themselves a brand new idea for a Reality TV series. And by somebody, I obviously mean us.

Posted by: The History Channel at March 20, 2014 09:06 AM (SY2Kh)

220 They must have pretty good weed at CNN.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 20, 2014 09:06 AM (V4CBV)

221 A more realistic scenario would be the co-pilot kills the pilot and then purposely steers the plane into a black hole to travel back in time so he can kill Hitler. It's too bad the pilot had to die but, let's be honest, when he flies out of the return black hole after killing Hitler it's not like people are going to be mad at him.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head
.........
Who is this Hitler guy you speak of?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2014 09:07 AM (Z7PrM)

222 This is very much the story of Obama.

Posted by: Toure at March 20, 2014 09:07 AM (qtpPt)

223 They must have pretty good weed at CNN.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 20, 2014 01:06 PM (V4CBV)

 

Somebody needs to check the carbon monoxide levels in that building

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 20, 2014 09:07 AM (nTgAI)

224 i've lost interest in the where abouts of the plane.....i'm sad for the families....i hope if the people are still alive they make it home safely and if they are dead they didn't suffer....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at March 20, 2014 09:07 AM (u8GsB)

225 They call this phenomenon the Time Paradox, I think. Or the Space Vortex. Or the Vernal Equinox. I dunno. Posted by: soothsayer, king of the underscore at March 20, 2014 01:06 PM (GiDKn) I thought that was Maurice.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 20, 2014 09:07 AM (VtjlW)

226 221 They must have pretty good weed at CNN. Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 20, 2014 01:06 PM (V4CBV) All of them have Medical Id's for brain damage.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 20, 2014 09:08 AM (0FSuD)

227 Speaking of vernal equinoxes,   happy spring, everybody!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 20, 2014 09:08 AM (4df7R)

228 I thought that was Maurice.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 20, 2014 01:07 PM (VtjlW)



You mean the gangster of love?   That Maurice?



Nah, bro.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 20, 2014 09:08 AM (4df7R)

229

"CNN Panel Speaks Absurdly ..."

Kind of "dog bites man", eh?

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at March 20, 2014 09:08 AM (bbivj)

230 What do we expect? There are no laws preventing people from carrying black holes, of course one was going to cause a tragedy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 20, 2014 09:08 AM (ZshNr)

231

Hey?  What am I?  Chopped liver?

Posted by: Maxwell's Demon at March 20, 2014 09:09 AM (u7BkC)

232 www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwjljzW95zA

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 20, 2014 12:41 PM (4df7R)


The Packers won the Super Bowl! The Packers won the Super Bowl!

Posted by: joncelli at March 20, 2014 09:09 AM (RD7QR)

233 Vernal equinox sounds like some kind of disease.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2014 09:09 AM (DrWcr)

234 Speaking of vernal equinoxes, happy spring, everybody!

Spring. What's that? We're supposed to get more snow tomorrow. That fucking groundhog was low-balling the estimate.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 20, 2014 09:09 AM (FrfNj)

235 Hah!  And you crazy wingnuts think it's a coincidence that Michelle Obama is spring vacationing in Peking.

Posted by: Fritz at March 20, 2014 09:09 AM (UzPAd)

236 off topic, mentioned by gateway pundit:

"

What was particularly nauseating, was how EllenÂ’s website pitched his appearance on the show:

    Now the leader of the free world, and the champion of comedy will get into the PresidentÂ’s new health care initiative. From L.A. to D.C., Ellen rolls out the red carpet for the United StatesÂ’ fearless and brilliant head of state!

"

Posted by: Mallfly at March 20, 2014 09:09 AM (bJm7W)

237 Vernal Equinox:  Is it a time, or a place?

Posted by: Deep Thought at March 20, 2014 09:09 AM (u7BkC)

238 Somebody needs to check the carbon monoxide levels in that building Posted by: The Jackhole at March 20, 2014 01:07 PM (nTgAI) Ed Schultz works at 30 Rock, and you'll be hard pressed to find an accurate description of how completely mind-numbingly stupid that guy is. It's nearly beyond description. He was that way before he got there, so don't blame the HVAC crew.

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 09:09 AM (x3YFz)

239 I thought that was Maurice. In the library. With a pompetous.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 20, 2014 09:10 AM (0HooB)

240 A more realistic scenario would be the co-pilot kills the pilot and then purposely steers the plane into a black hole to travel back in time so he can kill Hitler. It's too bad the pilot had to die but, let's be honest, when he flies out of the return black hole after killing Hitler it's not like people are going to be mad at him. One of the enduring mysteries of the 20th Century is what happened to Adolph Hitler after he won that all-expenses paid vacation to Malaysia....

Posted by: The New York Times at March 20, 2014 09:10 AM (0cMkb)

241

Happy Spring MWR!

My tribute to spring!

 

http://tinyurl.com/ax4jmws

 

Posted by: maddogg at March 20, 2014 09:10 AM (xWW96)

242 For goodness sake, if you see an event horizon, turn around!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 20, 2014 09:10 AM (RZ8pf)

243 It's global warmening all over out there on the first day of Spring. A few more inches of global warmening forecast for tomorrow, then more over the weekend.

Posted by: Juan McCain at March 20, 2014 09:10 AM (7ObY1)

244 237 Vernal Equinox: Is it a time, or a place? Posted by: Deep Thought at March 20, 2014 01:09 PM (u7BkC) It's me!

Posted by: Vernal at March 20, 2014 09:11 AM (x3YFz)

245 Hold on... Folks, it seems we've just received a transmission from someone named Nero. He states he'll blow up the plane unless we give him something called a spock.

Posted by: Don Lemonsqueezy at March 20, 2014 09:11 AM (1EJ2w)

246 The plane landed on the Nimitz. In 1941. Cue the theremin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 20, 2014 09:11 AM (aDwsi)

247 My dad was making comments about this and Obamacare this morning after doing his blog rounds, so I made this thing:

http://oi60.tinypic.com/ohp83n.jpg

Posted by: Ranba Ral at March 20, 2014 09:11 AM (G99e4)

248 208 It was Cheryl Ladd up to her futuristic old tricks. At least is wasn't Shelley Hack. That Shelley Hack was a great actress.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 20, 2014 09:11 AM (7ObY1)

249 Up next on CNN: Is the plane in the place with the langoliers?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2014 09:11 AM (oFCZn)

250 243 For goodness sake, if you see an event horizon, turn around! Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 20, 2014 01:10 PM (RZ8pf) I say the same thing about strippers, but no one listens.

Posted by: Vernal at March 20, 2014 09:11 AM (x3YFz)

251 But I admit that I do indeed like the idea that there are hashbags on Twitter.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 20, 2014 09:12 AM (Dwehj)

252 What if they pumped nitrous oxide into CNN? Or maybe they already did.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 20, 2014 09:12 AM (V4CBV)

253 Obligatory music for post:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBXGxgreM1k


My crazy conspiracy theory: apparently there was at least one Russian and one Ukranian on the plane, so it is a plot to distract attention so Putin could invade Ukraine without much reporter protest. And it worked!

Yeah yeah I know this is not what really happened, but it is as good as any other theory at this point.

Posted by: LizLem at March 20, 2014 09:12 AM (BF+2f)

254 The passengers have 5 hours or so of wondering when they will die. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 20, 2014 12:56 PM (AskuI) Flight attendants can access the cockpit. How they do is a secret. Probably a code-input lock, doubt they would have keys.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 20, 2014 09:12 AM (1Y+hH)

255 Who is this Hitler guy you speak of?

What you idiots are missing is that black hole time travel (BHTT) is hard to control. So if he BHTT'd to kill Hitler but was just a little late Hitler still would have done all the stuff but this guy kills him before he gets a chance to commit suicide. It's not perfect but people would still be all like, "hey man you tried your best," or "at least you got to kill Hitler." It would still be worth doing.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 20, 2014 09:12 AM (+lsX1)

256

Look at the picture of the debris.  The picture is made out of pixels.  The Horde is made out of pixels.

 

MH370 is here, but socked.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 20, 2014 09:13 AM (JtwS4)

257 "Vernal Equinox" was Yes's next album after "Polar Vortex." Rick Wakeman had left by then but it was still a pretty good album. Especially that 25 minute title suite based on a footnote in the autobiography of a Yogi..

Posted by: Citizen X at March 20, 2014 09:13 AM (7ObY1)

258 Where do 777s go?

Posted by: Tyrion Lannister at March 20, 2014 09:13 AM (LiZW+)

259 They call this phenomenon the Time Paradox, I think. Or the Space Vortex. Or the Vernal Equinox. I dunno. Posted by: soothsayer, king of the underscore ____________ The Vernal Equinox is a minor league women's pro basketball team in Utah.

Posted by: Furious George at March 20, 2014 09:13 AM (yFb77)

260 Flight attendants can access the cockpit. How they do is a secret. Probably a code-input lock, doubt they would have keys. Posted by: Meremortal at March 20, 2014 01:12 PM (1Y+hH) Flew Sunday. Our flight attendant could have uglied the cockpit door open. What happened to hot stewardesses? (yes, I said "stewardess")

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 09:14 AM (x3YFz)

261 Vernal Equinox: Is it a time, or a place? It's a topping. And a floor wax!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2014 09:14 AM (KvM9d)

262 Has anyone ever really answered just exactly what a pompetous is?

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 20, 2014 09:14 AM (Dwehj)

263 That fucking groundhog was low-balling the estimate. Posted by: Waterhouse ----------------------- They are in bed with Big Oil. Everyone knows that. Punxsutawney Phil is a shill.

Posted by: Watermelons Everywhere at March 20, 2014 09:15 AM (aDwsi)

264

For the love of Pete, enough already.  I took the  damned plane!

 

There, can we move onto the next important thing now?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2014 09:16 AM (TOk1P)

265 So if he BHTT'd to kill Hitler but was just a little late Hitler still would have done all the stuff but this guy kills him before he gets a chance to commit suicide. It's not perfect but people would still be all like, "hey man you tried your best," or "at least you got to kill Hitler."


Since he was already there maybe he could kill some other people.  For instance, the Lennon Sisters.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2014 09:16 AM (8ZskC)

266 What happened to hot stewardesses? (yes, I said "stewardess")

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 01:14 PM (x3YFz)

 

 

 

In the politically correct age, they've been replaced with gouls and faggots with prolapse support underwear.

Posted by: maddogg at March 20, 2014 09:16 AM (xWW96)

267 263 Has anyone ever really answered just exactly what a pompetous is? Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 20, 2014 01:14 PM (Dwehj) My asshole coworker says it's the "papa to son" love and nothing can convince her it isn't.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 20, 2014 09:16 AM (1EJ2w)

268 They are in bed with Big Oil. Everyone knows that. Punxsutawney Phil is a shill. Posted by: Watermelons Everywhere at March 20, 2014 01:15 PM (aDwsi) Don't drive angry!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 20, 2014 09:16 AM (VtjlW)

269 Groundhog ain't nothing but a lazy Weasel.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2014 09:16 AM (Gbt28)

270 I don't think it was a black hole because airport security would've already caught someone if they were smuggling one on board. Plus, don't they have dogs to sniff out black holes?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 20, 2014 09:16 AM (V4CBV)

271 So the pliot killed Hitler after Germany lost WWII? What good is that??

Posted by: soothsayer, king of the underscore at March 20, 2014 09:17 AM (GiDKn)

272 Never go full Banfield.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 20, 2014 09:17 AM (1Y+hH)

273 My asshole coworker says it's the "papa to son" love and nothing can convince her it isn't.

I'll bet you dollars to donuts she voted for me.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 20, 2014 09:18 AM (Dwehj)

274 >>>Punxsutawney Phil is a shill.<<<

Yeah, but even though Phil is vermin, he's still smart enough to bite that fucking parasite, Bloomberg.

Posted by: Fritz at March 20, 2014 09:18 AM (UzPAd)

275 Flew Sunday. Our flight attendant could have uglied the cockpit door open. What happened to hot stewardesses? (yes, I said "stewardess") Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 01:14 PM (x3YFz) They got old and didn't quit and the ADA and unions won't allow the airlines to fire them. Remember when they had a weight limit? No more, ADA, discrimination. I remember flying in the 60's to South American on Aero Argentina and all the stews were old and ugly. Looked like prison guards. They work for US Air now.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 20, 2014 09:18 AM (0FSuD)

276 Twice.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 20, 2014 09:18 AM (Dwehj)

277

If you wanted to put a plane where it would be near-impossible to find, you would take this track.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 20, 2014 09:18 AM (AskuI)

278 Let's ask Fred Phelps? Maybe he knows.
Now...

http://tinyurl.com/oenmnwz

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2014 09:18 AM (nsQhi)

279 You know what cracks me up, when the skinny petite flight attendant comes up to stand in front of the cockpit door with her arms crossed, looking all stern, while the other flight attendent serves the crew their coffee or food. I always wonder exactly what that tiny flight attendent would do if someone rushed the cockpit at that moment?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 20, 2014 09:18 AM (RZ8pf)

280

"The plane is in Schrodinger's Box."

 

Don't bury me, I'M NOT DEAD!

Posted by: The Cat at March 20, 2014 09:19 AM (DErq5)

281 Retweeted by Jonah Goldberg Matthew Schmitz ‏@matthewschmitz Shoutout to all the journalists who, for the sake of discrediting Christianity, became Fred Phelps' willing publicists.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 20, 2014 09:19 AM (ZPrif)

282 Flew Sunday. Our flight attendant could have uglied the cockpit door open.

What happened to hot stewardesses?


They're all on Korean Airlines

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2014 09:19 AM (8ZskC)

283 What happened to hot stewardesses? (yes, I said "stewardess") Posted by: tangonine I saw one last year who was hot for being 45 or so. Southern gal, called everybody sweetie and honey pie. She was a riot. But it's been a long drought other than that. Lots of gay guys and frumps.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 20, 2014 09:19 AM (1Y+hH)

284 Since he was already there maybe he could kill some other people. For instance, the Lennon Sisters. Posted by: Cicero ----------------- Better use could be made of the time. For instance, offing Yoko Ono's parents.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 20, 2014 09:19 AM (aDwsi)

285

261 -

 

I don't fly all that often, but I can honestly say I have never been on a flight with a hot stewardess.  It's like there's a checkbox on the application these days:  Does anyone other than possibly your father think you are pretty? 

 

If you check yes, they toss your app,  right then and there. 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2014 09:19 AM (TOk1P)

286 The controversial Supreme Court ruling that expanded eminent domain to give government the right to take private property to allow economic development may have been all for nothing, according to a report. Nine years after the high court sided with a Connecticut municipality in Kelo v. City of New London, a ruling Associate Justice Antonin Scalia has likened to the court's disastrous Dred Scott decision, the 90-acre plot once earmarked for office buildings, luxury apartments and a new marina, remains vacant. Seven residents who fought all the way to the Supreme Court to keep their working-class homes in the city's Fort Trumbull section have only their memories and whatever remains of the money they were forced to accept. “See that pole with the transformer hanging from it?” Michael Cristofaro, a 52-year-old computer network engineer, told The Weekly Standard, which recently visited the town. “That was where my family’s home was.” In the landmark 5-4 ruling, named for the lead plaintiff, a nurse named Susette Kelo, the Supreme Court upheld a state Supreme Court ruling that the city of 27,000 and a nonprofit entity called the New London Development Corp. were entitled to seize those properties in the name of economic development. Previously, eminent domain had been seen as limited to cases involving projects deemed as benefiting the public, but not a private economic interest. “The nationwide outrage that followed in the wake of the Kelo decision spanned from left to right and back again on the political spectrum,” The Weekly Standard noted. “It didn’t help that one of the chief beneficiaries of the NLDC’s economic development plan would have been the pharmaceutical giant Pfizer, Inc., which New London had lured into the city via an 80-percent, 10-year property-tax abatement for a $300 million research facility -- an expansion of the company’s research operations in Groton, Conn., across the Thames.” More than 40 state legislatures would later pass laws banning or restricting the use of eminent domain for economic rejuvenation, particularly if homeowners would be displaced. And at least seven states amended their constitutions to ban the use of eminent domain for economic development, with some state courts explicitly rejecting the Kelo ruling as precedent, The Weekly Standard reports. So how does New London, specifically Fort Trumbull, look now? “The homeowners were dispossessed for nothing,” wrote The Boston Globe’s Jeff Jacoby. “Fort Trumbull was never redeveloped. Pfizer itself bailed out of New London in 2009. The Kelo decision was a disaster, as even the city’s present political leaders acknowledge.” Associate Justices John Paul Stevens, Stephen Breyer, David Souter, Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Anthony Kennedy formed the narrow majority in the landmark Supreme Court decision, with its conservative bloc dissenting. “Today, the Court abandons [the Fifth Amendment’s] long-held, basic limitation on government power," now-retired Justice Sandra Day O’Connor wrote in her dissenting opinion. “Under the banner of economic development, all private property is now vulnerable to being taken and transferred to another private owner, so long as it might be upgraded, i.e. given to an owner who will use it in a way that the legislature deems more beneficial to the public — in the process.” The story of New London is akin to a Greek tragedy, according to The Weekly Standard, or perhaps “Eminent disaster,” as the Globe’s opinion headline reads. “The founders put the takings clause in the Bill of Rights for a reason,” Jacoby wrote. “The desolation that is Fort Trumbull is a grim reminder that where property rights aren’t secure, neither is freedom — and without freedom, there is nothing the government can’t destroy.” This is thread worthy. We should be pounding shit like this into the liberals faces

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 09:19 AM (t3UFN)

287

Has anyone ever really answered just exactly what a pompetous is?

 

---

 

No, but it    may have something to do with this disappearance.

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 20, 2014 09:20 AM (AskuI)

288 So the pliot killed Hitler after Germany lost WWII?

What good is that??

Look, if you get a chance to kill Hitler it's not like you're not going to do it. Give the guy a break, he was trying to do the right thing and all you guys can do is criticize him. Fucking peanut gallery around here.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 20, 2014 09:20 AM (+lsX1)

289 281
"The plane is in Schrodinger's Box."

Don't bury me, I'M NOT DEAD!

Posted by: The Cat at March 20, 2014 01:19 PM (DErq5)

 

We will simultaneously bury and not bury you.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2014 09:20 AM (DrWcr)

290 I'll bet you dollars to donuts she voted for me. Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 20, 2014 01:18 PM (Dwehj) No. She didn't vote. Because, "Romney is a Mormon and that is a cult. Who knows what he'd do as President!"

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 20, 2014 09:20 AM (1EJ2w)

291 brb, goin back in time to November 23, 1963 to kill Lee Oswald!

Posted by: soothsayer, king of the underscore at March 20, 2014 09:20 AM (GiDKn)

292 This is the problem with 24-7 cable news. When there isn't any real news to report, the most wild speculation and innuendo imaginable ensues.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at March 20, 2014 09:20 AM (KSjsb)

293 No. She didn't vote. Because, "Romney is a Mormon and that is a cult. Who knows what he'd do as President!"

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 20, 2014 01:20 PM (1EJ2w)

 

No. F'n. Way.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2014 09:21 AM (DrWcr)

294 brb, goin back in time to November 23, 1963 to kill Lee Oswald!


That comment demanded a Jack Ruby sock.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2014 09:21 AM (8ZskC)

295 Imagine the pilot kills the copilot, sets a course to nowhere, and then locks the cabin door and kills himself. The passengers have 5 hours or so of wondering when they will die. Per somebody on the intertubethingie the other flight crew personnel can get into a locked cockpit ...

Posted by: The Illuminated Free Masonry of Bildenberg at March 20, 2014 09:21 AM (qoKTg)

296 I remember flying in the 60's to South American on Aero Argentina and all the stews were old and ugly. Looked like prison guards. They work for US Air now. Posted by: Nip Sip at March 20, 2014 01:18 PM (0FSuD) it was a late flight and I was absorbed in a book when they ran the "free water is all you'll get, and you'll like it" cart down the aisle. I looked into her deep eyes. Well, eye, because one would look at you and the other one looked slightly up and to your left, which always elicits that quick reflex to look over your shoulder... And I thought the damn plane had been taken over by overweight zombies that had bad dentists. sweet, trench-digging jesus it's a good thing the seatbelt was on or I'd have just climbed over the seats in terror.

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 09:22 AM (x3YFz)

297 No. She didn't vote. Because, "Romney is a Mormon and that is a cult. Who knows what he'd do as President!" Yeah. Cults are the worst.

Posted by: Anthropogenic Global Warming at March 20, 2014 09:22 AM (0cMkb)

298 Are we sure it didn't park in the other lot by mistake?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 20, 2014 09:22 AM (naUcP)

299 Per somebody on the intertubethingie the other flight crew personnel can get into a locked cockpit ...

Noted.

Posted by: Al Qaeda at March 20, 2014 09:23 AM (8ZskC)

300 Ohio State is having a little problem with Dayton right now. Their problem is that they're small and they can't score.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 20, 2014 09:23 AM (Dwehj)

301 This is thread worthy. We should be pounding shit like this into the liberals faces

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 01:19 PM (t3UFN)

 

Yes it should be.

 

http://minx.cc/?post=345726

 

December 15, 2013Eight and a Half Years After Kelo: Nothing Stands Upon the Condemned Property, But Mayor Has an Exciting New Plan for a "Green" Parking Lot and Micro-Housing Lots!

Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2014 09:23 AM (LI48c)

302 Ohio State is having a little problem with Dayton right now. Their problem is that they're small and they can't score. Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 20, 2014 01:23 PM (Dwehj) As a Michigander, let me just say AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 20, 2014 09:24 AM (VtjlW)

303 We will simultaneously bury and not bury you.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2014 01:20 PM (DrWcr)

 

Meh. All the same to me....

 

Wait.... what?

Posted by: The Cat at March 20, 2014 09:24 AM (DErq5)

304 I don't know that an "Ace Does Bad Physics Lesson" was necessary to laugh uncontrollably at Lemon. "Of course, as usual, he was asking a non-expert to offer her expert opinion on the question. The woman he asked this question of opined that a black whole would swallow "our entire universe," which is... well, metaphorically true, I suppose, but only that." Nah, bro.

Posted by: NotCoach at March 20, 2014 09:24 AM (rsudF)

305 This is the problem with 24-7 cable news. When there isn't any real news to report, the most wild speculation and innuendo imaginable ensues. It's a crying shame that there's no inflation, joblessness, corruption, or scandals going on anywhere, especially in Washington.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 20, 2014 09:24 AM (0HooB)

306 No. She didn't vote. Because, "Romney is a Mormon and that is a cult. Who knows what he'd do as President!"

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 20, 2014 01:20 PM (1EJ2w)

 

Damn it must suck to have to work with curious.

Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2014 09:24 AM (LI48c)

307
Speaking of media absurdities...


I wonder how the media feels about sucking Putin's ass during the Olympics with all that is going on now?


I wonder if they're still so glassy eyed?


Criminitly.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 20, 2014 09:25 AM (BZAd3)

308

Malaysia on the phone: "Hello !? Hello ?!? Who's calling ??!

Caller:  "THIS IS FWAMING DWAGON !!! "

Posted by: eye tie at March 20, 2014 09:25 AM (bvqC9)

309 sweet, trench-digging jesus it's a good thing the seatbelt was on or I'd have just climbed over the seats in terror. Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 01:22 PM (x3YFz) I heard they only hire x Rikers Island guards on some airlines. In case the passengers get out of hand.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 20, 2014 09:25 AM (0FSuD)

310 December 15, 2013Eight and a Half Years After Kelo: Nothing Stands Upon the Condemned Property, But Mayor Has an Exciting New Plan for a "Green" Parking Lot and Micro-Housing Lots!


Plato would have hanged himself in humiliation if he had lived to see the wise Philosopher Kings of today imposing the benefits of their wisdom on the dumb proles.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2014 09:25 AM (8ZskC)

311 Speaking of killing Hitler, hubby and I just recently watched Valkyrie. Not a fan of Tom Cruise, whose personal weirdness is usually very distracting, but it was well done. And extremely sad.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at March 20, 2014 09:25 AM (qFpRI)

312 No. F'n. Way. Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2014 01:21 PM (DrWcr) Yes effin way. She hated Obama, but wouldn't vote for Romney. My other coworker wouldn't vote for Romney because, "he's racist and will send all the illegals home."

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 20, 2014 09:26 AM (1EJ2w)

313 To be honest, the universe scares me. There is a lot of unknown stuff out there. But, even so, I don't believe a spontaneous black hole can appear, swallow a plane, and disappear.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 20, 2014 09:26 AM (RZ8pf)

314 So the pliot killed Hitler after Germany lost WWII? What good is that?? Good for 3 episodes on AMC?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2014 09:26 AM (KvM9d)

315 I wonder if they're still so glassy eyed? Probably the same thing Costas got.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 20, 2014 09:26 AM (naUcP)

316 Speaking of Lemon parties, this is probably rayciss of me, but having only heard Don Lemon on the radio, I could have sworn he  was white, but now that I've  seen video of him, I don't think he is...  is he? 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2014 09:26 AM (TOk1P)

317 Don Lemon is the new Dumb Blonde.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 20, 2014 09:26 AM (V4CBV)

318 Goin out on a limb here... 65% probability that Ace's 2nd post of the day will be on Flight 370. 35% probability it will be on obama's stupid sanctions as if he's president of a college campus student body.

Posted by: soothsayer, king of the underscore at March 20, 2014 09:27 AM (GiDKn)

319 There's a plane missing?

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 20, 2014 09:27 AM (Dwehj)

320 Winter is over people! Just like I've lowered the seas, and caused peace on Earth. The warmth you crave is here! And don't forget to enroll in my ObamaCare. Free healthcare for everyone!

Posted by: The Preznitwit at March 20, 2014 09:28 AM (LKJt3)

321

To be honest, the universe scares me. There is a lot of unknown stuff out there. But, even so, I don't believe a spontaneous black hole can appear, swallow a plane, and disappear.

 

You, uh, have a street address there, dear?

Posted by: Dark Matter at March 20, 2014 09:28 AM (JtwS4)

322

Here's  another theory.  Say the aircraft had a fire, and the electrical is screwed up.  777 is fly by wire, and that is also screwed up.  The pilot     gets the AP  to work and uses it     to try and course to nearest, safest airport in Malaysia, but is overcome before he completes the programming.  Plane continues on last course until it runs out of fuel.

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 20, 2014 09:28 AM (AskuI)

323 I looked into her deep eyes. Well, eye, because one would look at you and the other one looked slightly up and to your left, which always elicits that quick reflex to look over your shoulder... You have no idea how much it hurts to involuntarily expel a bite of little chocolate donut out your nose...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 20, 2014 09:28 AM (0HooB)

324 314 To be honest, the universe scares me. There is a lot of unknown stuff out there. But, even so, I don't believe a spontaneous black hole can appear, swallow a plane, and disappear. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 20, 2014 01:26 PM (RZ8pf) I'll refer you to comment #1. It's very possible.

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 09:28 AM (x3YFz)

325 For your reading enjoyment. Check out the pictures. Gee, what do all of them have in common, beside silly names? Check the dreadlocks. http://tinyurl.com/meq73mu

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 20, 2014 09:28 AM (0FSuD)

326 I don't know why I keep thinking Don Lemon is Lester Holt.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 20, 2014 09:29 AM (1EJ2w)

327 Wild theories? Who cares? Rush just mentioned CNN ratings are skyrocketing because of this story. I don't know what going from zero to skyrocketing means.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 20, 2014 09:29 AM (A98Xu)

328 You have no idea how much it hurts to involuntarily expel a bite of little chocolate donut out your nose... Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 20, 2014 01:28 PM (0HooB) my sincerest apologies.

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 09:29 AM (x3YFz)

329 65% probability that Ace's 2nd post of the day will be on Flight 370.

35% probability it will be on obama's stupid sanctions as if he's president of a college campus student body.

Posted by: soothsayer,

Meh, my money's on the Rolling Stupid commie nazi or politico's attempt to shutdown the pre-vetting of questions at the White House press briefings.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at March 20, 2014 09:30 AM (nZiT2)

330 To be honest, the universe scares me. There is a lot of unknown stuff out there. But, even so, I don't believe a spontaneous black hole can appear, swallow a plane, and disappear. You'd be surprised...

Posted by: John Crichton, still aboard Moya at March 20, 2014 09:30 AM (naUcP)

331 What happened to hot stewardesses? (yes, I said "stewardess") Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 01:14 PM (x3YFz) Fly Russian my friend. Avianova Airlines (banned commercial) http://tinyurl.com/kemycj4

Posted by: RWC at March 20, 2014 09:30 AM (fWAjv)

332 Here's another theory. Say the aircraft had a fire, and the electrical is screwed up. 777 is fly by wire, and that is also screwed up. The pilot getsthe AP to work and uses it to try and course to nearest, safest airport in Malaysia, but is overcome before he completes the programming. Plane continues on last course until it runs out of fuel.

That theory is absurd. You sound like an idiot.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 20, 2014 09:30 AM (+lsX1)

333 True I guess Tangonine. The bottom of my purse also seems to generate what I assume are black holes. Matter goes in and never comes out again.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 20, 2014 09:30 AM (RZ8pf)

334 If it disappeared over the Sea of Japan I would say it was definitely Godzilla.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2014 09:30 AM (zqvg6)

335 Probably the same thing Costas got.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 20, 2014 01:26 PM (naUcP)


So publicly and out in the open.  Even a bunch of them on their side of the spectrum thought that their bending over for Putin bordered on gratuitous.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 20, 2014 09:31 AM (BZAd3)

336 65% probability that Ace's 2nd post of the day will be on Flight 370. 35% probability it will be on obama's stupid sanctions as if he's president of a college campus student body. Posted by: soothsayer, Meh, my money's on the Rolling Stupid commie nazi or politico's attempt to shutdown the pre-vetting of questions at the White House press briefings. Brackets.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2014 09:31 AM (KvM9d)

337 Fly Russian airines:you'll probably die but the stewardesses are hot.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2014 09:32 AM (zqvg6)

338 Meh, my money's on the Rolling Stupid commie nazi or politico's attempt to shutdown the pre-vetting of questions at the White House press briefings. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2014 01:30 PM (nZiT2) Ed Henry and Tapper both said they have never submitted questions. I believe them. But that is only two out of how many?

Posted by: RWC at March 20, 2014 09:32 AM (fWAjv)

339 The plane probably is stuck in the same place as all those missing left socks from the dryer.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 20, 2014 09:32 AM (1EJ2w)

340 And these are the people trying to sell us climate change...

Posted by: JEM at March 20, 2014 09:32 AM (o+SC1)

341 The mainstream media are a joke. They are just ghoulishly milking this disaster for max airtime, even if it means they are saying nonsense.

Posted by: Roadrunner at March 20, 2014 09:32 AM (EGmA5)

342 it was a late flight and I was absorbed in a book when they ran the "free water is all you'll get, and you'll like it" cart down the aisle.

I looked into her deep eyes. Well, eye, because one would look at you and the other one looked slightly up and to your left, which always elicits that quick reflex to look over your shoulder...

And I thought the damn plane had been taken over by overweight zombies that had bad dentists.

sweet, trench-digging jesus it's a good thing the seatbelt was on or I'd have just climbed over the seats in terror.

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 01:22 PM (x3YFz)

 

Lufthansa stew, probably one of the most srtiking women I have seen in my whole life, I was speechless

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 20, 2014 09:33 AM (nTgAI)

343 I am going for the long shot and betting on the kid who managed to run around the top of the freedom tower for 2 hours.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 20, 2014 09:33 AM (RZ8pf)

344 The bigger mystery is how Google Adwords can swallow buckets of my money with their mystical "quality scores". Fucking evil company.

Posted by: jwest at March 20, 2014 09:33 AM (u2a4R)

345 True I guess Tangonine. The bottom of my purse also seems to generate what I assume are black holes. Matter goes in and never comes out again.


There could be a wormhole from my sock drawer to your purse.  Please check for my missing socks.  Also, I may have some of your stuff over here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2014 09:33 AM (8ZskC)

346 I'm going to guess that Ace's next post contains a link to Hot Air.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 20, 2014 09:33 AM (1EJ2w)

347 Yes effin way. She hated Obama, but wouldn't vote for Romney. My other coworker wouldn't vote for Romney because, "he's racist and will send all the illegals home."

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 20, 2014 01:26 PM (1EJ2w)

 

How do you stay sane with coworkers this stupid?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2014 09:33 AM (DrWcr)

348 With all the technical equipment on the plane, on the ground, and in the world, it's ridiculous that no one knows what happened. Sure, other planes have disappeared before, but that was before. And we shd be worried. I don't want my love ones to disappear and no one knows what happened.

Posted by: Zombie Pug at March 20, 2014 09:34 AM (r7mtu)

349

Fly Russian airines:you'll probably die but the stewardesses are hot.

 

--

Three airports        I    landed at in Siberia had burned out airplane hulks somewhere on the property.  They just leave the wreckage there.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 20, 2014 09:35 AM (AskuI)

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 20, 2014 09:35 AM (BZAd3)

351 I've never been more eloquent.  My opinion.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 20, 2014 09:35 AM (BZAd3)

352 How do you stay sane with coworkers this stupid? Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2014 01:33 PM (DrWcr) I do not know. Fortunately I don't deal with the cult idiot any more, so that's a bonus.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 20, 2014 09:36 AM (1EJ2w)

353 There could be a wormhole from my sock drawer to your purse. Please check for my missing socks. Also, I may have some of your stuff over here. Speaking of, you're not missing a pair of panties that say, "Wednesday" on them, are you?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 20, 2014 09:36 AM (0HooB)

354 With all the technical equipment on the plane, on the ground, and in the world, it's ridiculous that no one knows what happened. Sure, other planes have disappeared before, but that was before. And we shd be worried. I don't want my love ones to disappear and no one knows what happened.

Tell your dumbass relatives to stay out of black holes and you won't have to worry about it. #CommonSense

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 20, 2014 09:36 AM (+lsX1)

355 Three airports I landed at in Siberia had burned out airplane hulks somewhere on the property. They just leave the wreckage there.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 20, 2014 01:35 PM (AskuI)


It's a warning to any other airplanes that think of acting up.

Posted by: joncelli at March 20, 2014 09:36 AM (RD7QR)

356 There is no way that a small black hole can swallow our entire universe, metaphorical or otherwise. Not gonna happen. That's the kind of answer you get when an ignorant host queries a government hack on something that neither of them understands in the slightest.

Posted by: Bryan at March 20, 2014 09:36 AM (7TB8C)

357 Miss me now?

Posted by: Jules Bergman at March 20, 2014 09:37 AM (hE4+b)

358 318 Don Lemon is the new Dumb Blonde. Mebbee.... but remember the "Dumb Blonde" can only dream about his level of protection. I mean.... Gay+Black beats Women as a protected class every time. Kinda like 3 of a kind beats a pair in poker.

Posted by: Havildar - Major at March 20, 2014 09:37 AM (kduZC)

359 I'm going to guess that Ace's next post contains a link to Hot Air.

Posted by: DangerGirl

Way to go out a limb there.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at March 20, 2014 09:37 AM (nZiT2)

360 Three airports I landed at in Siberia had burned out airplane hulks somewhere on the property. They just leave the wreckage there. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 20, 2014 01:35 PM (AskuI) As a message to other planes.

Posted by: RWC at March 20, 2014 09:37 AM (fWAjv)

361 Well this sucks,the first game of the Brackets and it looks like I am gong down in flames ( Ohio State).

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 09:37 AM (t3UFN)

362 334 True I guess Tangonine. The bottom of my purse also seems to generate what I assume are black holes. Matter goes in and never comes out again. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 20, 2014 01:30 PM (RZ8pf) Well that happens to all of us. Put me in Sportsman's Warehouse and I'll exit flat broke. But my ex stole not just money, but souls!

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 09:37 AM (x3YFz)

363 Three airports I landed at in Siberia had burned out airplane hulks somewhere on the property. They just leave the wreckage there. Incentive.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2014 09:37 AM (KvM9d)

364 @332 Wait, the Russians are stealing Cool Hand Luke story lines? http://tinyurl.com/kjglnur

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 20, 2014 09:37 AM (0FSuD)

365 It's a warning to any other airplanes that think of acting up. Posted by: joncelli at March 20, 2014 01:36 PM (RD7QR) Damn. That close.

Posted by: RWC at March 20, 2014 09:37 AM (fWAjv)

366 Cicero, do you happen to have a kindle and the book "the disappearing spoon?" I have no socks in my purse but there is one glove, is it yours?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 20, 2014 09:38 AM (RZ8pf)

367 How about having Washington DC swallowed by a black hole.

Posted by: Morris the Cat at March 20, 2014 09:38 AM (epxV4)

368 "And btw, I have no idea what the destructive potential of a microscopic black hole would be." Depends on the size, I think. If I recall correctly, they evaporate very quickly through Hawking radiation. The little ones the LHC makes don't do a thing.

Posted by: TheSpaceCommunist at March 20, 2014 09:38 AM (bcciJ)

369 Speaking of, you're not missing a pair of panties that say, "Wednesday" on them, are you? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit

Those would be mine.

Posted by: Lisa Loring at March 20, 2014 09:39 AM (igJW1)

370 368 How about having Washington DC swallowed by a black hole.

Posted by: Morris the Cat at March 20, 2014 01:38 PM (epxV4)


No, somebody would mug it before it got close enough.

Posted by: joncelli at March 20, 2014 09:39 AM (RD7QR)

371 Did Obama pick Ohio State?

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2014 09:39 AM (zqvg6)

372 No, it is my Friday pair that is gone...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 20, 2014 09:39 AM (RZ8pf)

373 Cicero, do you happen to have a kindle and the book "the disappearing spoon?" I have no socks in my purse but there is one glove, is it yours?


What does it smell like?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2014 09:39 AM (8ZskC)

374 How do you stay sane with coworkers this stupid?

Posted by: Insomniac

Try having them in your family. Sheesh...

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at March 20, 2014 09:39 AM (fk1A8)

375 Kobe Bryant Kicks The Dear Leader Worship Into Hyperdrive: Obama Could Play In The NBAÂ… Weasel Zippers: I guess Kobe missed when he went 0 for like 10 and looked even worse than that? And kobe is a fucking idiot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 09:39 AM (t3UFN)

376 Those would be mine. Posted by: Lisa Loring at March 20, 2014 01:39 PM (igJW1) hold up now... I'm missing my Wednesday thong...

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 09:39 AM (x3YFz)

377 362 Well this sucks,the first game of the Brackets and it looks like I am gong down in flames ( Ohio State). Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 01:37 PM (t3UFN) Dude. TFG picked Ohio State. It was a given they'd be knocked out.

Posted by: RWC at March 20, 2014 09:40 AM (fWAjv)

378 I don't fly all that often, but I can honestly say I have never been on a flight with a hot stewardess.

In the long long ago when flying was enjoyable and people actually dressed up to fly, yeah, they were hawt.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at March 20, 2014 09:40 AM (kxSZr)

379 376 I think he was actually 2 for 22 and one of the "makes" was a layup.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2014 09:41 AM (zqvg6)

380 372 Did Obama pick Ohio State? Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2014 01:39 PM (zqvg6) Yep.

Posted by: RWC at March 20, 2014 09:41 AM (fWAjv)

381 Baraka couldn't crack the starting lineup on his HS team against Asian kids.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2014 09:41 AM (zqvg6)

382 368 How about having Washington DC swallowed by a black asshole. Posted by: Morris the Cat at March 20, 2014 01:38 PM (epxV4) Hey, MFer, you talking about me?

Posted by: injuin Black foot Barry, Dog eater. at March 20, 2014 09:41 AM (0FSuD)

383 2% chance the next Ace post is about Justified

Posted by: soothsayer, king of the underscore at March 20, 2014 09:42 AM (GiDKn)

384 In the long long ago when flying was enjoyable and people actually dressed up to fly, yeah, they were hawt.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget

Watching the Leave it to Beaver series, and they put on a coat and tie to go to the "Big Game"

Posted by: Bruce at March 20, 2014 09:42 AM (igJW1)

385 381 His shit touch is amazing.My poor country.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2014 09:42 AM (zqvg6)

386 Kobe Bryant Kicks The Dear Leader Worship Into Hyperdrive: Obama Could Play In The NBAÂ… Holy shit, kobe is retarded.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 20, 2014 09:42 AM (A98Xu)

387 There's plenty of SF re: Black Holes, regular and micro.  IIRC one of the clues that there is a micro BH problem in somebodys (Pournelle or Nivien) opener is a pinhole drilled thru an airliner and one passengers thigh.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at March 20, 2014 09:42 AM (DL2i+)

388 376 Kobe Bryant Kicks The Dear Leader Worship Into Hyperdrive: Obama Could Play In The NBAÂ… Weasel Zippers: I guess Kobe missed when he went 0 for like 10 and looked even worse than that? And kobe is a fucking idiot Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 01:39 PM (t3UFN) Everyone who thinks they can take obama in 1v1 basketball, line up. No shoving. Is that Gary Coleman I see back there?

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 09:42 AM (x3YFz)

389 TFG issuing an Executive Order that Dayton is racist and therefore Ohio State wins by default.

Posted by: RWC at March 20, 2014 09:42 AM (fWAjv)

390 357 There is no way that a small black hole can swallow our entire universe, metaphorical or otherwise. Not gonna happen. That's the kind of answer you get when an ignorant host queries a government hack on something that neither of them understands in the slightest. You know, I kept expecting them to pan over to Rod Serling in some other part of the studio for the explanation of what really happened. And, cutting to the plane when the pilots discover how their air speed dial went all spin-y. And, of course, clay-mation dinosaurs where NY err.... myanmar used to be.... eheheheh

Posted by: Havildar - Major at March 20, 2014 09:42 AM (kduZC)

391 T9, all the hot stewardesses are on KLM.

Posted by: fastfreefall at March 20, 2014 09:43 AM (kONH/)

392 Dude. TFG picked Ohio State. It was a given they'd be knocked out. Posted by: RWC at March 20, 2014 01:40 PM (fWAjv) My neighbor and good friend's son used to go there and managed the Basketball team. If I am nothing else I am loyal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 09:44 AM (t3UFN)

393 Nood. We all lost the bet.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 20, 2014 09:44 AM (4+PCd)

394 Sure, Obama could play in the NBA. He could be goalie!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2014 09:45 AM (yDmQD)

395

Three airports I landed at in Siberia had burned out airplane hulks somewhere on the property. They just leave the wreckage there.

 

Same thing on Andros.  Miss that runway and it's just not worth fishing you out of the marl.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 20, 2014 09:45 AM (JtwS4)

396 hold up now... I'm missing my Wednesday thong... Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 01:39 PM (x3YFz) I'll drop it off tomorrow.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at March 20, 2014 09:45 AM (fWAjv)

397 Kobe Bryant Kicks The Dear Leader Worship Into Hyperdrive: Obama Could Play In The NBA� Holy shit, kobe is retarded. He just needed a knob to slob.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2014 09:45 AM (KvM9d)

398 In the long long ago when flying was enjoyable and people actually dressed up to fly, yeah, they were hawt. Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at March 20, 2014 01:40 PM (kxSZr) SW air got it's start flying Dallas to Houston and the stews were smoking fucking hot in mini shirts. The old Dallas airfield was and still is Love field. SW's stock symbol? LUV http://tinyurl.com/l6vq2pd

Posted by: injuin Black foot Barry, Dog eater. at March 20, 2014 09:45 AM (0FSuD)

399 392 T9, all the hot stewardesses are on KLM. Posted by: fastfreefall at March 20, 2014 01:43 PM (kONH/) Scandi stewardesses and the KLM girls were sexy little critters. Hell even the saudi airlines has hotties. US of politically correct A? Nope. I swear one of them crawled out from under the first row and asked for "the password."

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 09:45 AM (x3YFz)

400 Off sock

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 20, 2014 09:46 AM (0FSuD)

401 Us gurlz should all like totes get along and stop blaming african-american holes for crashing planes and stuff and like blame that icky fatty Bristol Palin

Posted by: Meghatee McCain at March 20, 2014 09:46 AM (aTXUx)

402 ...something about "you shall not pass" and threw a half eaten turkey leg on the ground in emphasis. Funnier is the creatures that pass for the female of the species that work for the TSA. Is it a requirement that you be 80lbs overweight and is there a "scowl" meter someplace?

Posted by: tangonine at March 20, 2014 09:47 AM (x3YFz)

403 Holy shit, kobe is retarded. Between stupid shit like that and the general thuggishnessism of the players (and my Magic playing for that coveted Last Place in the Division participation ribbon), I'm starting to watch a lot more golf.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 20, 2014 09:48 AM (0HooB)

404 Most of the flights I have been on lately, the stewardess are so busy they have little time to be sexy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 09:48 AM (t3UFN)

405

Kobe Bryant Kicks The Dear Leader Worship Into Hyperdrive: Obama Could Play In The NBA

 

The only thing he'd be qualified to do is be towel boy, and he doesn't have the work ethic for that.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2014 09:49 AM (DrWcr)

406 Actually, it flew into a portal in time, into the past. I saw a "Twilight Zone" episode about just that sort of thing happening, so it *must* be possible, right?

Posted by: Brown Line at March 20, 2014 09:50 AM (VrNoa)

407 Barack Obama Brick House Shoots 22 Baskets Misses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVWHgMMF0cM Hey Kobe how ys like them apples

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 09:50 AM (t3UFN)

408 "Depends on the size, I think. If I recall correctly, they evaporate very quickly through Hawking radiation. The little ones the LHC makes don't do a thing. Posted by: TheSpaceCommunist at March 20, 2014 01:38 PM (bcciJ)" The little ones LHC makes? Micro black holes are theroretical constructs and nothing more. And LHC can only produce them, based in theory, if extra dimensions exist.

Posted by: NotCoach at March 20, 2014 09:51 AM (rsudF)

409 Obama: I Like Being Out There “Among The Regular Folk”… Weasel Zippers: Argo fuck yourself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2014 09:53 AM (t3UFN)

410 Kobe Bryant Kicks The Dear Leader Worship Into Hyperdrive: Obama Could Play In The NBAÂ… Holy shit, kobe is retarded. Kobe should stick to rape, a subject about which he actually knows something.

Posted by: Jules Bergman at March 20, 2014 09:55 AM (hE4+b)

411 Out damn sock, out I say.

Posted by: RickZ at March 20, 2014 09:56 AM (hE4+b)

412 338 Fly Russian airlines:you'll probably die but the stewardesses are hot. Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2014 01:32 PM (zqvg6) That's why we must bomb Moscow now, to save the world from the oppression of hot flight attendants so that America can continue to be the shining beacon of freedom that are beastly middle aged flight attendants

Posted by: John McCain at March 20, 2014 09:56 AM (aTXUx)

413
"The plane is in Schrodinger's Box."

Sorry, no, it isn't. It would never fit.

Posted by: Schrodinger's Cat at March 20, 2014 09:56 AM (VrNoa)

414 Physics says a black hole has infinite gravity and a radius of exactly zero.

Black holes have mass, spin and charge, that's it.
The singularity is a point but the event horizon (distance past which everything falls forever) has radius (IDRC if it' can be non-spherical from the spin?).  They also have a Roche limit which is the closest you can go before gravitational tides tear you apart.

An MBH with an event horizon large enough to swallow a plane whole in one 500 mph pass would have catastrophic effects anywhere near Earth let alone swooping thru the atmosphere.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at March 20, 2014 10:09 AM (DL2i+)

415 My son maintained for years that a black hole led directly to his sister's room.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 20, 2014 10:10 AM (4Chvm)

416 I can't believe nobody has brought this up yet. The plane was eaten by an escaped military black hole. The mini black hole was produced by the US Navy for future use against China as they attempt to shake off the US's dominance in Asia. Somehow, they let it get away and it ate the 777 before they had a chance to recapture it.

Anyway, lucky thing that CNN is finally starting to get to the bottom of this story.

Posted by: It's True You Know at March 20, 2014 10:23 AM (IN7k+)

417 Dhimmitude in the morning. They don't even KNOW it was terrorism and they are already trying to blame it on the real God.

Posted by: Doom at March 20, 2014 12:29 PM (CWh1u)

418 Wow! Isn't that racist? Surely that's racist?

Posted by: paulejb at March 20, 2014 01:56 PM (vWTGV)

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