March 31, 2014
— Ace That's a paraphrase. They claim they never cover state senators.
Which is a great defense, were it true. Which, of course, it's not.
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Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 31, 2014 10:04 AM (HsTG8)
Posted by: © Sponge at March 31, 2014 10:05 AM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 31, 2014 10:06 AM (HsTG8)
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 31, 2014 10:06 AM (6H6o8)
Oh, and for old time's sake, would a cob please throw up the flaming toupee skull? That shit's fuckin' hilarious!
Posted by: EC at March 31, 2014 10:06 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Vortex Lovera at March 31, 2014 10:06 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: © Sponge at March 31, 2014 10:06 AM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at March 31, 2014 10:07 AM (reJQl)
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 10:08 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2014 10:09 AM (oiXGo)
Posted by: Autistic sock at March 31, 2014 10:09 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 31, 2014 10:09 AM (eoeps)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson watches CNN at March 31, 2014 10:09 AM (bUmSq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 10:09 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 31, 2014 10:09 AM (HsTG8)
Posted by: boniface ballers at March 31, 2014 10:10 AM (l3RZ9)
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 10:10 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: CNN at March 31, 2014 10:10 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 10:11 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 31, 2014 10:11 AM (oFCZn)
Fuck CNN.
Sorry. I have neither the time nor the energy to come up with something witty, snarky and word-filled. Besides, I think 'fuck CNN' pretty much sums up everything that the Horde's already come up with.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 31, 2014 10:11 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at March 31, 2014 10:11 AM (Aif/5)
Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at March 31, 2014 10:11 AM (roFmD)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 31, 2014 10:12 AM (HsTG8)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 31, 2014 10:12 AM (R5UOB)
Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at March 31, 2014 10:12 AM (roFmD)
Posted by: CNN at March 31, 2014 10:13 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Some sad Frenchman at March 31, 2014 10:13 AM (ld2OA)
OTOH
MSNBC is like a crazy aunt who lives in a cellar with 50 cats.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 31, 2014 02:12 PM (R5UOB)
And we're caught in the floor in between.
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 10:13 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: duke at March 31, 2014 10:13 AM (d3clc)
But he only was a-puffin
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 31, 2014 10:14 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 31, 2014 10:14 AM (R5UOB)
Posted by: CNN at March 31, 2014 10:14 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: navybrat at March 31, 2014 10:14 AM (JgC5a)
Posted by: Dancing Queen at March 31, 2014 10:14 AM (wPzgV)
My gangsta name is Scandi Man
Who can take a lutefisk
Pickle it in goo
Who can bite a reindeer's balls
And give a little chew?
The Scandi Man can cause he pisses in the snow and makes the world go round.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 31, 2014 10:15 AM (JtwS4)
OTOH
MSNBC is like a crazy aunt who lives in a cellar with 50 cats.
So Headline News is the slutty daughter?
Posted by: drill_thrawl at March 31, 2014 10:15 AM (rdiUQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at March 31, 2014 10:15 AM (roFmD)
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 10:15 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Countrysquire at March 31, 2014 10:15 AM (LSJmV)
On Slashdot they were pointing to parts of stories that describe other Democrats responding to the news as "proof" the party of the guilty party IS named. Basterds.
Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 31, 2014 10:15 AM (9PrpA)
Posted by: Robin Meade at March 31, 2014 10:16 AM (Aif/5)
Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at March 31, 2014 10:16 AM (roFmD)
Posted by: Slants all look the same to racistsssss at March 31, 2014 10:16 AM (bUmSq)
Posted by: Whitehouse Spinmeister at March 31, 2014 10:17 AM (84gbM)
Shrimp Boy was obviously a Republican operative, probably part of the O'Keefe team. My reasoning, have you seen the price of shrimp? If he were a true Democratic man of the people, his nick would be Ramen Boy. Maybe Mac & Cheese Boy after he had a bit of success.
On a serious note, has anyone enquired how a guy in California getting by on $90K/year swung $500,000 in bail money?
Posted by: Joe at March 31, 2014 10:17 AM (7pOq5)
Posted by: EC at March 31, 2014 02:11 PM (GQ8sn)
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I would choose "Massive Penile Member".
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 10:17 AM (NM86I)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 31, 2014 10:17 AM (HsTG8)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 31, 2014 10:18 AM (zEeUf)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 31, 2014 10:19 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2014 10:19 AM (yv+63)
Posted by: Shoot Me at March 31, 2014 10:19 AM (EQcfE)
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 10:19 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: EC at March 31, 2014 02:11 PM (GQ8sn)
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I would choose "Massive Penile Member".
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 02:17 PM (NM86I)
If we went by food most consumed I would be Kraft Mac 'n Cheese Boy, which doesn't exactly inspire fear and respect. Which is why I'm not a gangster.
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 10:19 AM (RD7QR)
Did you see his cheesy Twitter pics? Like the one of him staring into the sun with a caption about the future being so bright. WOW, never knew gangsters were so effeminate.
Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 31, 2014 10:19 AM (9PrpA)
Posted by: MacGruber at March 31, 2014 10:20 AM (XxAYS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 10:20 AM (gOoFi)
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at March 31, 2014 10:20 AM (jzoMo)
Posted by: willow at March 31, 2014 10:20 AM (nqBYe)
WOW, never knew gangsters were so effeminate.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2014 02:19 PM (9PrpA)
Repealing DADT didn't just affect the military, you know...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 31, 2014 10:20 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 10:20 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 31, 2014 10:20 AM (HsTG8)
Leland who?
Laura Palmer's dad.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 31, 2014 02:18 PM (JtwS4)
It was Bob!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 31, 2014 10:21 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Your lib cousin on FB at March 31, 2014 10:21 AM (bUmSq)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 31, 2014 10:21 AM (zEeUf)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 31, 2014 10:21 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 10:21 AM (x3YFz)
Hey, they like Cuba, give them a break. They are also still sucking up to their asshole profs from their nice colleges, who taught that communism is just sharing and profits suck.
If a guy is running guns and also saving kids lives, well then, we oughta be happy that he is doing good in the world, not like that Ted Cruz!!!
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Christies at March 31, 2014 10:21 AM (xggaJ)
... for the children.
... and the middle class.
Posted by: Your lib cousin on FB at March 31, 2014 02:21 PM (bUmSq)
Couldn't we just have shrimp control?
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 10:21 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Stephen Colbert at March 31, 2014 10:22 AM (XxAYS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 10:22 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Burt Toste at March 31, 2014 10:22 AM (1rEgY)
i don't know what to call that
Posted by: willow at March 31, 2014 10:23 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Fyscyl Clyff at March 31, 2014 10:23 AM (ME3z1)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 31, 2014 10:23 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 10:23 AM (gOoFi)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 10:23 AM (HLprW)
Posted by: "Shrimp Boy" Muldoon at March 31, 2014 10:24 AM (g4TxM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 10:24 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at March 31, 2014 10:24 AM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Burt Toste at March 31, 2014 10:24 AM (1rEgY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 10:24 AM (gOoFi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 10:25 AM (gOoFi)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2014 10:25 AM (84gbM)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2014 10:25 AM (udjuE)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 31, 2014 10:26 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: David Gregory at March 31, 2014 10:26 AM (oJUxt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 10:26 AM (t3UFN)
i don't know what to call that
Posted by: willow at March 31, 2014 02:23 PM (nqBYe)
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How 'bout "facism". It seems to fit.
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 10:26 AM (NM86I)
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 10:26 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at March 31, 2014 02:11 PM (roFmD)
When Jake Tapper and Sharyl Attkisson go on an assignment together and mysteriously disappear.
Posted by: physics geek at March 31, 2014 10:26 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: Fyscyl Clyff at March 31, 2014 10:26 AM (ME3z1)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at March 31, 2014 10:27 AM (BqGMB)
Caught that myself. Fucking. Insane.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 02:24 PM (gOoFi)
Forget it, Jake. It's Cook County.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 31, 2014 10:27 AM (DrWcr)
I had to look at the story to see what kind of "insane" she was. If it's just compulsive disorder then people can put up with her behaviors. However she's had psychotic episodes SEVERAL times while on the bench due to not taking her meds. So she is now arguing her illness is controllable with meds. Well no kidding, but you have a history of NOT taking your meds, sister.
Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 31, 2014 10:27 AM (9PrpA)
Posted by: CNN at March 31, 2014 10:27 AM (LSJmV)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 31, 2014 10:27 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 02:25 PM (gOoFi)
How do they cope during Carnival?
Posted by: EC at March 31, 2014 10:27 AM (GQ8sn)
Oh man, that sucks! I'm glad to hear she wasn't too badly injured!
But definitely points for not having to go to Chicago now.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 31, 2014 10:27 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Dancing Queen at March 31, 2014 10:28 AM (5SlKF)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2014 10:28 AM (84gbM)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 31, 2014 10:28 AM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 31, 2014 10:28 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at March 31, 2014 10:29 AM (roFmD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 02:26 PM (t3UFN)
Politics in DE is all about fellating DuPont and fluffing the banks. That's how Slow Joe got a career in politics.
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 10:29 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Burt Toste at March 31, 2014 10:29 AM (1rEgY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 10:29 AM (gOoFi)
google 'cnn christie scandal" for a few of many examples
Posted by: mallfly at March 31, 2014 10:30 AM (bJm7W)
You must have been the male equivalent of the chick in "Total Recall"
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 31, 2014 10:30 AM (JpC1K)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 31, 2014 10:30 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2014 10:30 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2014 10:30 AM (84gbM)
http://usun.state.gov/briefing/statements/224157.htm
Let that sink in. The guy who has been caught regularly indulging in underage hookers is being lauded as a big supporter of women.
Well, girls, if you want to be more accurate...
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2014 10:31 AM (udjuE)
Posted by: Leeland Yee, Molon Labe at March 31, 2014 10:31 AM (bUmSq)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 02:25 PM (gOoFi)
How do they cope during Carnival?
Posted by: EC at March 31, 2014 02:27 PM (GQ8sn)[/i]
How do they cope period? It's freakin' Brazil. There's a reason it's called "getting a Brazilian." Skimpy clothes are de rigeur down there.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 31, 2014 10:31 AM (4df7R)
The Kaiser Family Foundation said on Thursday that approximately 3.5 million people have qualified for $10 billion in Affordable Care Act premium tax credits, but that only represents a fraction of those who are eligible for the financial assistance.
Add those subsidies to the hundreds of million$$ Obama spent advertising and trolling for sign ups and he would have been better off just dropping bags of hundred dollar bills from airplanes circling Detroit, Chicago and other poor dem areas.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2014 10:31 AM (pWeX5)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 31, 2014 10:32 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at March 31, 2014 10:32 AM (p7BzH)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2014 10:33 AM (84gbM)
MLB and NHL have centralized instant replay.
NFL has local instant replay.
Not sure about NBA.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 31, 2014 02:32 PM (ZPrif)
Next year the NBA will have "Cutting a bitch"
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 31, 2014 10:33 AM (JpC1K)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 10:34 AM (HLprW)
Posted by: Burt Toste at March 31, 2014 10:35 AM (1rEgY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 10:35 AM (t3UFN)
100% of the women's families says that anybody even thinking that should be burned with a flame thrower and run screaming down the street in agony as the flesh drips from their body.
Or we could just shoot them in the nuts.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 31, 2014 10:35 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 10:35 AM (HLprW)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 31, 2014 10:35 AM (WdbF7)
Well, girls, if you want to be more accurate...
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2014 02:31 PM (udjuE)
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Cue NAMBLA advertizement.
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 10:36 AM (NM86I)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 31, 2014 10:36 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: RWC at March 31, 2014 10:36 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 31, 2014 10:36 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: D-Lamp at March 31, 2014 10:36 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 10:37 AM (x3YFz)
But hey let's cut the shit out of the pay for the Military
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 02:35 PM (t3UFN)
Yes, and art based on a saying out of the New Testament should go down real well in a Muslim country, because of their famous tolerance.
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 10:37 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2014 02:31 PM (udjuE)
"I fail to see the problem here."
-Roman Polanski
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 31, 2014 10:38 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 31, 2014 10:38 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: President Barack Obama at March 31, 2014 10:38 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 10:38 AM (HLprW)
Posted by: Burt Toste at March 31, 2014 10:39 AM (1rEgY)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2014 10:39 AM (IXrOn)
You weren't?
--the unemployment rate and inflation rate
Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 31, 2014 10:40 AM (9PrpA)
In this economy?
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 31, 2014 10:41 AM (WdbF7)
Posted by: IrishEd at March 31, 2014 10:41 AM (D0NZx)
Well, now you'll be punished for that - retroactively.
This is new?
--The Windfall Tax
Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 31, 2014 10:42 AM (9PrpA)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2014 10:42 AM (84gbM)
In this economy?
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 31, 2014 02:41 PM (WdbF7)
Yes, because the IRS is such an efficient bureaucracy. Lord, this piece of crap keeps getting worse and worse.
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 10:42 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2014 10:42 AM (IXrOn)
Remember the days, when you were working and you received a raise for your good, hard work?
Well, now you'll be punished for that - retroactively.
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Nobody laugh. It's happening to me now.
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 10:43 AM (NM86I)
Posted by: Hank Hill, Bobby's dad at March 31, 2014 10:43 AM (g4TxM)
Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at March 31, 2014 10:43 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 31, 2014 10:43 AM (7ObY1)
Reminds me of the Reagan's Sec. of State, George Schultz, who used to ask new ambassadors to "point out your country" on the globe in his office. They would invariably point to their assigned country. Then Schultz would gently remind them that *their* country is the United States, and it's best to keep in mind that they represent the US to their host country, not the other way around.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2014 10:43 AM (udjuE)
Posted by: Mole6 at March 31, 2014 10:44 AM (m0le6)
Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 31, 2014 10:44 AM (84gbM)
Posted by: Mole6 at March 31, 2014 02:44 PM (m0le6)
Everyday is the last day to sign up for 0-care.
Posted by: EC at March 31, 2014 10:44 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2014 10:45 AM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 31, 2014 10:45 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 31, 2014 10:45 AM (g4TxM)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 31, 2014 02:42 PM (slXFW)
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No. Nothing.
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 10:45 AM (NM86I)
Posted by: Mole6 at March 31, 2014 02:44 PM (m0le6)
No no no, EVERY day is Death Panel day!
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Health Care Bureaucrat at March 31, 2014 10:45 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lee Harvey Oswald at March 31, 2014 10:46 AM (e8kgV)
So basically as far as anybody in SF knows (or cares), he bought groceries in a plastic bag.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 31, 2014 10:46 AM (pgQxn)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 31, 2014 10:46 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 31, 2014 10:47 AM (84gbM)
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 10:47 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 10:48 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Sarah Kliff at March 31, 2014 10:48 AM (H24g2)
Mebe in Leyland's case, Dead Finks Don't Talk.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 31, 2014 10:48 AM (pgQxn)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2014 10:48 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: maddogg at March 31, 2014 10:50 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 31, 2014 10:50 AM (g4TxM)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2014 10:50 AM (UazSi)
Posted by: Wilt Chamberlin at March 31, 2014 10:51 AM (UazSi)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 31, 2014 10:51 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 10:51 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 10:52 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Outraged, My Friends at the Outrage Outlet at March 31, 2014 10:53 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Countrysquire at March 31, 2014 10:53 AM (LSJmV)
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 10:53 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: jwest at March 31, 2014 10:53 AM (u2a4R)
Don't need them anymore.
My brother just did the paperwork to get out. He was on the top track and everything. Every Commander has loved loved LOVED him. No more. The environment is too toxic.
He wants to do Life Flight, but has two backup plans.
Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 31, 2014 10:54 AM (2hTlI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 02:48 PM (t3UFN)
tirade. rant. MOTHERF****
And I'm AF. Anyone want my stripes? Don't need them anymore. Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 02:51 PM (x3YFz)
I've been bombed by my own Air Force, so I can confirm the fact that the primary guidance system for USAF ordnance is prayer.
What are they going to use now?
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 31, 2014 10:55 AM (JpC1K)
This is literally swinging a bat at someone moving from subsidized help to climbing out of it.
It's sick.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2014 02:48 PM (IXrOn)
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My problems aren't from subsidies or healthcare. It's from job performance. I've been told, because of Fed law, not to work so hard or proficiently.
Mediocraty is becoming the desired norm now.
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 10:55 AM (NM86I)
Posted by: maddogg at March 31, 2014 10:56 AM (xWW96)
“My position all along has been that firearms do not belong in the hands of untrained individuals,” Yee maintained. “What I have sought to prevent are shootings carried out by unorganized citizens.”
“The parties for whom I arranged to purchase guns are all well-organized cadres of persons dedicated to a political cause for which the possession of high-powered firearms is essential,” Yee explained. “Do you think that the Islamic jihad has any chance of peacefully prevailing in America? These weapons are absolutely vital to their chances of success.”
/satire
Posted by: Jared Loughner at March 31, 2014 10:56 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Romo13 at March 31, 2014 10:56 AM (84gbM)
Welcome to my world, bitches!
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 31, 2014 10:56 AM (JpC1K)
TWITCHY: http://tinyurl.com/kjoxnt9
Cronkite award winner, folks. Right there.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 31, 2014 10:57 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 31, 2014 10:57 AM (g4TxM)
Mediocraty is becoming the desired norm now.
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 02:55 PM (NM86I)
It's the end goal of socialism: Raise some, lower many, and keep them all there.
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 10:57 AM (RD7QR)
it has been mentioned a few times about military branches of leadership having been 'replaced' since Obama took over.
my question is, how long does it take to put in leadership IF a republican becomes President, and we are facing Russia, if they decide they are gong to expand, not to mention Nkorea, Iran, China .
etc.On one hand i am For other countries EU etc having to take care of their own security, because frankly many of them stabbed us repeatedly in the back .
Still if things go bad . where do we stand?
hwo long to get back our legs?
Posted by: willow at March 31, 2014 10:58 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Romo13 at March 31, 2014 10:58 AM (84gbM)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 10:58 AM (gOoFi)
Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 31, 2014 10:58 AM (bCEmE)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 31, 2014 10:59 AM (4df7R)
Look at your fellow drivers on a California Freeway...
And understand that YOUR safety, is often in THEIR hands...
Posted by: Romo13 at March 31, 2014 02:58 PM (84gbM)
True enough, but It's a lot tougher to kill 250 people with a Prius.
Posted by: maddogg at March 31, 2014 10:59 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 31, 2014 10:59 AM (g4TxM)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 31, 2014 10:59 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 31, 2014 11:00 AM (UazSi)
I've been bombed by my own Air Force, so I can confirm the fact that the primary guidance system for USAF ordnance is prayer.
What are they going to use now?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 31, 2014 02:55 PM (JpC1K)
Rotors. CAS is the best friend in the world to the guys on the ground.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 31, 2014 11:00 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 31, 2014 11:01 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 11:01 AM (gOoFi)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2014 02:54 PM (2hTlI)
This is what I mean when I say that the modern military is rapidly being depleted of the type of soldier, sailor and airman who have traditionally made it so great. It's being overhauled to reflect the commie values of our dipshit Preezy and his merry band of mincing morons.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 31, 2014 11:01 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Burt Toste at March 31, 2014 11:02 AM (1rEgY)
Posted by: spypeach at March 31, 2014 11:02 AM (10H0T)
Posted by: Ray Jay Johnson at March 31, 2014 11:03 AM (g4TxM)
Posted by: MTF at March 31, 2014 11:03 AM (F58x4)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 11:03 AM (HLprW)
I'm just getting ready to take youngest kid to have his hair cut off.
Horrray!
Posted by: willow at March 31, 2014 11:03 AM (nqBYe)
I thought it was Ray Liotta.....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 03:01 PM (gOoFi)
Seriously, guys, get your facts straight. It's Lana Del Rey.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 31, 2014 11:03 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Romo13 at March 31, 2014 11:03 AM (84gbM)
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning.... at March 31, 2014 11:04 AM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 31, 2014 11:04 AM (UazSi)
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 11:04 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at March 31, 2014 03:01 PM (4df7R)
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Mincing morons who will fire on American citizens. Almost three years left. Pray Hildebeast doesn't become preezy.
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 11:05 AM (NM86I)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2014 11:05 AM (84gbM)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 11:06 AM (HLprW)
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning.... at March 31, 2014 11:06 AM (1Y+hH)
Reports are sketchy at best, but it appears that the entire Tapa Bay Rays Baseball Team has died.
Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 31, 2014 03:04 PM (UazSi)
How can you tell?
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 11:06 AM (RD7QR)
Mincing morons who will fire on American citizens. Almost three years left. Pray Hildebeast doesn't become preezy
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2014 03:05 PM (NM86I)
Not just 'will fire on.' I believe there's a rather large group of them who LOOK FORWARD to firing on American citizens.
"Aren't those religious nutjobs always talking about a cleansing fire from above? Well now, here it is, and they're complaining."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 31, 2014 11:07 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 31, 2014 11:07 AM (g4TxM)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 31, 2014 11:07 AM (g4TxM)
Posted by: Rev Snow at March 31, 2014 11:07 AM (3TNBk)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 31, 2014 11:08 AM (WX3R9)
One othe thing I don't know that Old NCO's would come back after seeing what can be done to the military with these guys in charge?
why step back up to the plate to be coerced to be dishonest .
i'm thinking Petraues , Ham types, where i lost all hope in even the military leadership.
they chose to take a walk in silence instead of being truthful about a myriad of military issues prevalent now.
not including the silence re Benghazi.
Pretty much my thoughts on all branches of Govt agencies , not trustworthy , because they are all political all the time.
Posted by: willow at March 31, 2014 11:08 AM (nqBYe)
BREAKING NEWS!
"It is being reported that the entire population of the earth has been killed due to a massive influx of interstellar gamma rays. Since this means we are all zombies now, you may begin consuming the brains of your neighbors."
-Ronan Farrow, feasting on a delightful canape made from Mika Brzens;akjgoiki's frontal lobe
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 31, 2014 11:08 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 31, 2014 03:08 PM (WX3R9)
Shrimpboyism!
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 11:08 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 31, 2014 11:09 AM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 31, 2014 11:09 AM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 11:09 AM (HLprW)
Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at March 31, 2014 11:10 AM (mwDO5)
Posted by: Mainah at March 31, 2014 11:11 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 11:11 AM (HLprW)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 31, 2014 11:11 AM (g4TxM)
What are they going to use now?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 31, 2014 02:55 PM (JpC1K)
Ouija Board. That way they'll be able to contact you for your post-strike assessment.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Outraged, My Friends at the Outrage Outlet at March 31, 2014 11:12 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 31, 2014 03:00 PM (fwARV)
::: fist bump :::
Amen.
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 31, 2014 11:12 AM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 03:09 PM (HLprW)
It's not "dumbing down." It's "making it gender neutral."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 31, 2014 11:12 AM (4df7R)
Didn't read the 265 comments, so apologies is this is a repeat.
By my calcluations, only 10% of the Democratic majority in the CA Senate is under felony arrest.
Come on, ace. It's obviously "all politicians". "Both sides are corrupt". (OK, that second one is true, certainly for CA GOP, but there are widely divergent kinds of corruption, and we're talking here about the outlandish, B-movie script variety)
Posted by: non-purist at March 31, 2014 11:13 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 11:13 AM (x3YFz)
Somebody missed their dose of lithium today.
....and the class in logic at Kindercare Academy
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 31, 2014 11:13 AM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning.... at March 31, 2014 11:14 AM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 31, 2014 11:14 AM (UazSi)
Posted by: McCool at March 31, 2014 11:15 AM (nCSwS)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 31, 2014 11:15 AM (g4TxM)
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 11:15 AM (x3YFz)
It's not "dumbing down." It's "making it gender neutral."
osted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at March 31, 2014 03:12 PM (4df7R)
The bitch of it is that a female with an M-4/M-14 can place a round in center mass as easily as a man. Look to Israel. Their ladies would fuck up pretty much everything if they decided they needed to.
It's just a kinder, gentler military. We're being transitioned from 'kill people and break their shit' to 'nation-build and win hearts and minds.'
Fuck that thing in particular. If you need us, it's because people need killing and shit needs breaking. The. End.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 31, 2014 11:16 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Common Core Standards at March 31, 2014 11:16 AM (84gbM)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Outraged, My Friends at the Outrage Outlet at March 31, 2014 11:16 AM (hLRSq)
Hey!
You forgot the tracers. 1:3, my man. 1:3.
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 31, 2014 11:16 AM (6T8Ay)
feasting on a delightful canape made from Mika Brzens;akjgoiki's frontal lobe"
You can hardly call an appetizer a "feast".
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You know how tenderloins are tender mostly because they're unused muscle mass? Same thing.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckleduster at March 31, 2014 11:17 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 31, 2014 11:17 AM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at March 31, 2014 11:17 AM (UazSi)
FIFY
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 31, 2014 11:17 AM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: Romeo13... at March 31, 2014 11:17 AM (84gbM)
T-9: You have all KINDS of labels now. L, G, B, T, M, F, Unk, et al.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 31, 2014 11:17 AM (fwARV)
I mean, unpleasantness aside, that would be HONEST. And at least I could respect them for putting their biases out there for all to see openly.
But this game of "local stories" when they all pile on Christie or Knox or the Koch Brothers makes them look even MORE like the clowns they so surely are.
Do they really think they are fooling anyone, or is this lip-service?
Hate them. Hate them so much.
They had best pray to whatever gods they believe in that their lives never depend on my generosity. I won't go out of my way to harm them, but neither will I make any effort to help, either ...
And even as a lapsed Christian I hate how they make me feel about them ...
Posted by: acethepug at March 31, 2014 11:18 AM (70eGB)
-Ronan Farrow
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 31, 2014 11:18 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: AmishDude at March 31, 2014 11:18 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Ray J Johnson at March 31, 2014 11:18 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning.... at March 31, 2014 11:18 AM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Beer Ninja at March 31, 2014 11:18 AM (598AG)
Posted by: Romeo13... at March 31, 2014 11:19 AM (84gbM)
Posted by: AmishDude at March 31, 2014 11:19 AM (T0NGe)
CNN quoted Leland Yee on this important story back in 2011:
http://tinyurl.com/mwtzxk3
SHARK FIN SOUP ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING BANNED IN CALIFORNIA
... "I think what is most insidious about this particular bill is that it
sends a very bad message, not only to us in California but to the rest
of the world, that discrimination against Chinese-Americans is OK," Sen.
Leland Yee, D-San Francisco, said, according to the San Francisco Chronicle...
Posted by: Hepcat at March 31, 2014 11:20 AM (Q4mug)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 31, 2014 03:17 PM (fwARV)
M/F/LGBTBBQWTFKTHXBAI
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 31, 2014 11:20 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 11:20 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 31, 2014 11:20 AM (oFCZn)
OTOH
MSNBC is like a crazy aunt who lives in a cellar with 50 cats.
And Fox News is like your loud, annoying brother-in-law with bad breath who sells used cars for a living.
Posted by: OregonMuse at March 31, 2014 11:21 AM (I8YZX)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 11:22 AM (HLprW)
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 11:22 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Romeo13... at March 31, 2014 11:22 AM (84gbM)
Lefties still read Alternet, Mother Jones, PETA publications and Greenpeace publications. If they can't discern the lies in Mother Jones, it's not happening.
Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 31, 2014 11:23 AM (4QSOR)
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning.... at March 31, 2014 11:23 AM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at March 31, 2014 11:23 AM (roFmD)
Posted by: Romeo13... at March 31, 2014 11:23 AM (84gbM)
Isn't....
Posted by: Romeo13... at March 31, 2014 03:22 PM (84gbM)
That's advertising; I hope that everyone here takes a skeptical view of all advertising.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Outraged, My Friends at the Outrage Outlet at March 31, 2014 11:24 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 11:24 AM (RD7QR)
Hear Yee, Hear Yee
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2014 03:22 PM (TIIx5)
*slow clap* As a connoisseur of puns, I give this one a 9 out of 10.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 31, 2014 11:25 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 11:25 AM (HLprW)
It's sick.
If you're on SSDI, and ever manage to accumulate assets of $2000 or more, the .gov can then turn around, cut off your payments, and come after you for the previous five years that they payed out.
Once you're in their trap, they really don't want you leaving it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 31, 2014 11:26 AM (0AKks)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 03:25 PM (HLprW)
Cut him a break. He needs to go to Daytona Beach and get drunk for a week.
Posted by: joncelli at March 31, 2014 11:26 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 31, 2014 11:26 AM (H24g2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 11:27 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Oh Yee of little faith at March 31, 2014 11:27 AM (84gbM)
I'm a state senator, and I'm considering crashing a jumbo jet with hundreds of passengers into the Indian ocean.
Good to know CNN won't cover it.
Or if not that, then I might walk into a school with a couple weapons and few hundred rounds of ammo.
Think they'll cover me then?
Posted by: State Senator at March 31, 2014 11:27 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at March 31, 2014 11:27 AM (roFmD)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 31, 2014 11:28 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning.... at March 31, 2014 11:28 AM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: tangonine at March 31, 2014 11:28 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2014 11:29 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at March 31, 2014 11:29 AM (roFmD)
From the headline:
"Warning to world: ‘We’re facing the spectre of reduced yields in some of the key crops that feed humanity’"
From the article:
"But this doesn’t mean in 50 years there will be less food grown. Thanks to the “green revolution” of improved agricultural techniques, crop production is growing about 10 per cent per decade and climate change is likely to reduce yields by 1 per cent a decade, so crop production will still go up, but not as fast, said David Lobell of Stanford University, one of the authors of the report’s chapter on food problems."
The stupid it burns.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 31, 2014 11:29 AM (tf9Ne)
He felt great after Weiner resigned.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 31, 2014 11:30 AM (slXFW)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 31, 2014 11:30 AM (HLprW)
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning.... at March 31, 2014 11:31 AM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 11:31 AM (gOoFi)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2014 11:31 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Joyce Kilmer at March 31, 2014 11:31 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 31, 2014 11:32 AM (UazSi)
Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 31, 2014 11:32 AM (bCEmE)
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning.... at March 31, 2014 11:32 AM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 31, 2014 11:33 AM (gOoFi)
Posted by: OregonMuse at March 31, 2014 11:33 AM (I8YZX)
Posted by: California at March 31, 2014 11:35 AM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 31, 2014 11:42 AM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 31, 2014 11:48 AM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Fyscyl Clyff at March 31, 2014 11:50 AM (ME3z1)
Now there's no more oak oppression,
For they passed a noble law,
And the Yees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe, and saw.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2014 12:02 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: alwyr at March 31, 2014 12:09 PM (V0j3u)
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