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January 02, 2014

Conan: The Barbarian: The Musical
— Ace

From the sidebar, via @rdbrewer4 and VA Viper, a fun video.

It's just great. There's a joke at about 2:20 you have to be real fan to appreciate.

Posted by: Ace at 11:56 AM | Comments (116)
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1 some things just aren't right this is one of them

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 11:58 AM (MX68J)

2 I agree, Ace. Good job.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 12:01 PM (8T01L)

3 This always should have been an opera, though.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 12:02 PM (0m29n)

4 Funny!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2014 12:03 PM (POpqt)

5 What?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 02, 2014 12:03 PM (P1WNR)

6 i was waiting for a joke about conan hating snakes but they didn't do anything with that. conan fights a lot of snakes.

Posted by: ace at January 02, 2014 12:04 PM (/FnUH)

7 Sounded a little like Fudd .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 02, 2014 12:04 PM (XWw96)

8 Needed more choppas.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 02, 2014 12:06 PM (P1WNR)

9 Go on...

Posted by: boned to the bone at January 02, 2014 12:06 PM (Ph479)

10 conan fights a lot of snakes. It's symbolic of his struggles against a hetero-cis-normative society. Deep down inside, he's Chelsea the Barbarian.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 12:06 PM (8T01L)

11 Gonad, The Balbearian!

Posted by: Ediee Torres, The Extra Testicle at January 02, 2014 12:09 PM (6fSty)

12 This has to be one of my favorites: "Arnold" sings Bohemian Rhapsody http://tinyurl.com/yd6383y

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 12:09 PM (V4CBV)

13 Is that Elmer Fudd ?

Posted by: Ilamic Rage Boy at January 02, 2014 12:09 PM (e8kgV)

14 This could be a Broadway hit.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 02, 2014 12:10 PM (P1WNR)

15 DON'T YOU KNOW THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM?!?

Posted by: --- at January 02, 2014 12:10 PM (MMC8r)

16 I first watched Conan the Barbarian at the Ewing Drive-In near Trenton, NJ. Now all the local drive-ins are shopping centers and fast food joints.

Posted by: OxyCon at January 02, 2014 12:11 PM (xBryS)

17 Conan...
as voiced by Fozzie Bear???

Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 02, 2014 12:12 PM (Ss56U)

18
I fucked Conan good honey, and he loved my Mexican taco!

Posted by: Juanita the Maid at January 02, 2014 12:13 PM (pJF+c)

19 For non "serious" fans, what's the inside joke?

Last time I watched "Conan the Barbarian" was during the end of the Reagan administration, I think.

Posted by: looking closely at January 02, 2014 12:14 PM (PwGfd)

20 His accent varies between a decent Arnold impression and an old jew impression.

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2014 12:14 PM (zqvg6)

21 Where's the introspective shot, with the cup of hot chocolate?

Posted by: Arbalest at January 02, 2014 12:14 PM (FlRtG)

22 17 Conan... as voiced by Fozzie Bear??? --- I seem to recall tales of the late Marlon Brando making a bunch of jokes about director Frank "Fozzy Bear" Oz trying to direct him by shoving a hand up his ass, as well as a bunch of Miss Piggy jokes, while filming The Score.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 02, 2014 12:14 PM (/Crba)

23 Carmen The Barbarian??

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2014 12:15 PM (wtvvX)

24 Much as I love Milius he screwed up Conan.Conan a slave?Really??

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2014 12:15 PM (zqvg6)

25 I made the mistake of recently watching the recent "remake" of Conan the Barbarian.

Boy was THAT a piece of sh#T.

Avoid!

Posted by: looking closely at January 02, 2014 12:15 PM (PwGfd)

26 the inside joke is this weird "aah-aaah-aaagh" thing Arnold does in the movie, which becomes a lyric in the musical.

Posted by: ace at January 02, 2014 12:15 PM (/FnUH)

27
♫Kill da wabbitts

Kill DA WAbbits

KILL da WABBITS♪

Posted by: fixerupper at January 02, 2014 12:15 PM (nELVU)

28 This throwback post originally posted June 28, 2010? http://ace.mu.nu/headlines/archives/303095.html

Posted by: Original Roy at January 02, 2014 12:16 PM (Dg1cR)

29 Now all the local drive-ins are shopping centers and fast food joints. Eh, what's the appeal? Being able to grope your lady in the privacy of your car? Listening to the movie over horrible speakers? I get a vastly superior viewing / groping experience on my couch at home.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 02, 2014 12:16 PM (gtjN1)

30 "Is that Elmer Fudd ?"

I was getting a kind of Kermit the Frog vibe at a couple of points.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 02, 2014 12:16 PM (uK+tZ)

31 25 I made the mistake of recently watching the recent "remake" of Conan the Barbarian. Boy was THAT a piece of sh#T. Avoid! --- I got that one for free from CinemaNow (Best Buy) as part of a package of 10 movies. It's not like there was anything else on their list was worth a shit that I didn't already have.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 02, 2014 12:17 PM (/Crba)

32 #29

The appeal is doing that when you can't do it at home, because you don't have your own home.

Posted by: looking closely at January 02, 2014 12:17 PM (PwGfd)

33 Never watched Conan. After that, I'm glad I didn't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 12:18 PM (aDwsi)

34 This is good... but what is best in life?

Posted by: Naes1984 at January 02, 2014 12:18 PM (zeV2E)

35 I'm holding out for Aquaman-The Musical

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 02, 2014 12:19 PM (7ObY1)

36 So, is it snowing in NY or just Boston?

Posted by: Bean Pies, ey? at January 02, 2014 12:19 PM (Qev5V)

37 "There's a joke at about 2:20 you have to be real fan to appreciate." Can anyone point it out for us dilettantes?

Posted by: fluffy at January 02, 2014 12:19 PM (Ua6T/)

38 It sounds as if he's singing
Laminations of the Women.

Posted by: Bruce at January 02, 2014 12:20 PM (nZ561)

39 They must have made this when Andy Richter went out on his own, because I didn't see him in there.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 12:20 PM (8T01L)

40 Could have been worse - like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre as interpreted by the Blue Man Group.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 02, 2014 12:20 PM (O3C36)

41
Snow? I've got it so don't worry. Progressives always save the day.

Posted by: Mayor Bill de Blasio at January 02, 2014 12:20 PM (pJF+c)

42 Time to head out to some commutin' through the global warmening. At least the visibility is good, and the roads aren't too slick aside from intersections. But hot damn, that's a lot of global warmening on the ground. And it's cooooold!

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 02, 2014 12:21 PM (7ObY1)

43 I am pretty sure Arnie didn't use any PED's.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 02, 2014 12:21 PM (32Ze2)

44 #31

I watched the remake for one, and only one reason. I remember seeing an interview with Rose McGowan (who played a witch in the movie) where she said that she deliberately played up an unscripted incest angle with her father character.

So I figured. . .that could be interesting to see.

OK, I was stupid, I admit it.

McGowan was actually decent in the movie (not great), but you could have put the Royal Shakespeare company in there and it wouldn't have mattered. . .it was just a piece of crap top to bottom.

Posted by: looking closely at January 02, 2014 12:21 PM (PwGfd)

45 The appeal is doing that when you can't do it at home, because you don't have your own home. Fair enough. I guess that "feature" wasn't enough to save the drive-in.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 02, 2014 12:21 PM (gtjN1)

46 I love it!

But it needs someone like Sarah Brightman!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 02, 2014 12:22 PM (f9c2L)

47 18 I fucked Conan good honey, and he loved my Mexican taco! Posted by: Juanita the Maid at January 02, 2014 04:13 PM (pJF+c) ********* Damn it--there goes lunch.

Posted by: Kate Perry! at January 02, 2014 12:22 PM (RJMhd)

48 Opera... in the original German....with a lot of Wagner.

Posted by: Barry Nma at January 02, 2014 12:22 PM (XQpYw)

49 I am pretty sure Arnie didn't use any PED's. Incorrect. He has talked about his steroid use.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 02, 2014 12:22 PM (gtjN1)

50 Awesome movie. Great soundtrack by Basil Poledouris. It's the only thing that the loathsome Antisemite Oliver Stone was (marginally) involved in that I can stand. They just don't make them like this anymore. The sequel and remake were awful.

Posted by: Naes1984 at January 02, 2014 12:22 PM (zeV2E)

51 26 the inside joke is this weird "aah-aaah-aaagh" thing Arnold does in the movie, which becomes a lyric in the musical.

Posted by: ace at January 02, 2014 04:15 PM (/FnUH)

Soooo, more like 2:10 than 2:20?

Posted by: red sweater at January 02, 2014 12:22 PM (oATMN)

In the scene where painted Ahnold gets visited by those Casper spirits and Sandahl Bergman has to hold him down she falls out of her shirt a little.

And that's just wrong.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at January 02, 2014 12:22 PM (A0sHn)

53 Soooo, more like 2:10 than 2:20?
Posted by: red sweater

Correct time is racist

Posted by: Bruce at January 02, 2014 12:23 PM (nZ561)

54 I think it would be better with footie Pajama Boy playing the part of Conan.

Posted by: maddogg at January 02, 2014 12:23 PM (xWW96)

55 Are the women getting shrink wrapped--or a formica installation?

Posted by: Kate Perry! at January 02, 2014 12:25 PM (RJMhd)

56 When I was growing up in the Philippines, this movie and BeastMaster were on the TV all the freaking time.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 02, 2014 12:26 PM (gtjN1)

57
2014 reminds me of that scene in Requiem For A Dream.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 02, 2014 12:27 PM (vanqS)

@10 It's symbolic of his struggles against a hetero-cis-normative society.

Deep down inside, he's Chelsea the Barbarian.

-----------------

So what you're saying is that Conan's a lesbian?

Wow... that's deep!

Posted by: junior at January 02, 2014 12:27 PM (UWFpX)

59 59 @10 It's symbolic of his struggles against a hetero-cis-normative society. Deep down inside, he's Chelsea the Barbarian. ----------------- So what you're saying is that Conan's a lesbian? Wow... that's deep! He has slightly less muscular calves than Rachel Maddow.

Posted by: Naes1984 at January 02, 2014 12:28 PM (zeV2E)

60 He has slightly less muscular calves than Rachel Maddow. *pfft* If there's a better example of "skinny fat" than Maddow, I've not seen it.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 02, 2014 12:29 PM (gtjN1)

61 58 2014 reminds me of that scene in Requiem For A Dream. --- Which one? The scene with the best-ever ass-to-ass sex scene involving an Academy Award Winning Actress?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 02, 2014 12:29 PM (/Crba)

62 Arnie is so screwed up even I wouldn't touch him-- and I'm dating John Mayer--after divorcing Russell Brand.

Posted by: Kate Perry! at January 02, 2014 12:29 PM (RJMhd)

63 For my money, the parody of the year recaptioning of 2012 was:

"Conan, what is best in life?"

Followed by, of course,

"Wear pajamas. Drink hot chocolate. Talk about getting health insurance."

Posted by: torquewrench at January 02, 2014 12:29 PM (gqT4g)

64
Speaking of Jennfer Connolly...

I watched for the first time last night DARK CITY. Weird flick. Jennifer Connolly has thick eyebrows, like that Kelly Ireland chick from Sports Illustrated.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 02, 2014 12:30 PM (GcwH1)

65 Well, it has to beat the musical about the Profumo Affair. Ten pounds a blow that's what they pay me, gosh, how they weigh me down! Ten pounds a blow pansies and rough guys tough guys who tear my gown! Seven to midnight I hear drums. Loudly the saxophone blows. Trumpets are tearing my eardrums. Customers crush my toes. Sometime I think I've found my hero, but it's a queer romance. All that you need is a ticket Come on, big boy, Ten pounds a blow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bean Pies, ey? at January 02, 2014 12:30 PM (Qev5V)

Meh. Predator the Musical was better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlicWUDf5MM

Or the same. I just wanted to link it as well.

Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2014 12:30 PM (LI48c)

67 Next, we climb ze Alps... barefoot. In Sounds oof Music.

Posted by: Ahnold at January 02, 2014 12:30 PM (wAQA5)

68 Who is this Conan character? A 6 shooter would be his end.

Posted by: Hop Sing, cook and cattle rustler, babysitter and bottle washer. at January 02, 2014 12:30 PM (vuxgX)

69 57 When I was growing up in the Philippines, this movie and BeastMaster were on the TV all the freaking time. --- Apparently HBO used to stand for "Hey, Beastmaster's On" and TBS used to stand for "The Beastmaster Station". Surpringly, I've never seen it that I'm aware of.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 02, 2014 12:30 PM (/Crba)

70 57 What does that say about Phillipinos!

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2014 12:31 PM (zqvg6)

71 O/T Holy carp! Take a look at this picture of Hillary! http://t.co/PF0xumImx7 She looks absolutely horrible!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 02, 2014 12:31 PM (gtjN1)

72 65 Speaking of Jennfer Connolly... I watched for the first time last night DARK CITY. Weird flick. Jennifer Connolly has thick eyebrows, like that Kelly Ireland chick from Sports Illustrated. --- Dark City is probably the best example I can think of when bringing up films where the director's cut is FAR FAR superior than the theatrical version. Cutting out Kiefer Sutherland's opening voiceover and adding in a few extra scenes helps the movie tremendously.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 02, 2014 12:31 PM (/Crba)

73
Which one?

It's a long running gag (with myself). I say a lot of things 'remind of me that scene in Requiem For A Dream.' It always seems to fit.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 02, 2014 12:32 PM (vzLhi)

74 Total Recallin' is pretty good too.

Posted by: Fritz at January 02, 2014 12:32 PM (UzPAd)

75 72 O/T Holy carp! Take a look at this picture of Hillary! http://t.co/PF0xumImx7 She looks absolutely horrible! --- Jesus, is she on steroids for some illness?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 02, 2014 12:32 PM (/Crba)

76 I agree with whoever it was above that said "Avoid the remake". Like the plague.

Chopsocky justice is too good for the creative team that came up with that turd. And I mean that in the most nonviolent way possible.

As to this video, save a little chopsocky for them too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 02, 2014 12:32 PM (cHZB7)

77 GET TO DA CHOPPAH!

Posted by: --- at January 02, 2014 12:33 PM (MMC8r)

78 Conan the Barbarian is the best movie ever made. Movies like that just aren't made anymore. Everything has to include sissified, emotive, and conflicted men who are matched with laws-of-physics defying female badasses. Hopefully the true sequel re-breaks the mold and is true to the original.

Posted by: Cygnus at January 02, 2014 12:33 PM (5Sgkj)

79 I said it before, I'll say it again: that is gayer than a tree full of parrots.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 12:33 PM (/gJVs)

80 I watched for the first time last night DARK CITY. Weird flick. Jennifer Connolly has thick eyebrows, like that Kelly Ireland chick from Sports Illustrated.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 02, 2014 04:30 PM (GcwH1)

-------------------

You know what that means..... Bring your Machete

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 02, 2014 12:33 PM (32Ze2)

81 65 Speaking of Jennfer Connolly... I watched for the first time last night DARK CITY. Weird flick. Jennifer Connolly has thick eyebrows, like that Kelly Ireland chick from Sports Illustrated. Posted by: soothsayer at January 02, 2014 04:30 PM (GcwH1) ********* Then she went on that diet and lost those and a few other things.

Posted by: Kate Perry! at January 02, 2014 12:33 PM (RJMhd)

82 Apparently HBO used to stand for "Hey, Beastmaster's On" and TBS used to stand for "The Beastmaster Station". Surpringly, I've never seen it that I'm aware of. That's funny! Yeah, that movie was horrible, but it was all we had.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 02, 2014 12:33 PM (gtjN1)

83 >If there's a better example of "skinny fat" than Maddow, I've not seen it.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 02, 2014 04:29 PM (gtjN1)<

Roger that. Shes like a veal.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 02, 2014 12:33 PM (KjlbF)

84 72Â O/TÂ Holy carp! Take a look at this picture of Hillary!Â http://t.co/PF0xumImx7Â She looks absolutely horrible!Posted by: bonhomme at January 02, 2014 04:31 PM (gtjN1) she looks like she always looks, communistic!

Posted by: Hop Sing, cook and cattle rustler, babysitter and bottle washer. at January 02, 2014 12:34 PM (vuxgX)

85 16 " I first watched Conan the Barbarian at the Ewing Drive-In near Trenton, NJ." Much like air travel, our younger commenters will never know just how great something like drive-ins used to be.

Posted by: jwest at January 02, 2014 12:34 PM (u2a4R)

86 Then she went on that diet and lost those and a few other things. They'll never take 'Career Opportunities' from me.

Posted by: --- at January 02, 2014 12:34 PM (MMC8r)

87 O/T: Saw the new Hobbit movie over the holiday. I decided if I could score a trip to middle earth, I would totally try to break off some elfin pussy. Reasons: 1) I'm pretty sure they're all gingers 2) In 600 years, those broads probably learned a few things. Sorry, slow news day.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 02, 2014 12:35 PM (XLoA6)

88 Much like air travel, our younger commenters will never know just how great something like drive-ins used to be. --- I'm assuming that a lot of the people talking them up either had huge backseats, a van, or a Vega "love wagon".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 02, 2014 12:35 PM (/Crba)

89 >> Sandahl Bergman has to hold him down she falls out of her shirt a little.

FB, earlier in the movie, she falls out her clothes. A lot.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 02, 2014 12:35 PM (cHZB7)

90 87 Then she went on that diet and lost those and a few other things. They'll never take 'Career Opportunities' from me. --- Or Mulholland Falls.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 02, 2014 12:35 PM (/Crba)

91
I was gonna watch the director's cut, but opted for the regular version.

Oh, and if you're wondering where JJ Abrams got his inspiration for the weird bald men in FRINGE...

Posted by: soothsayer at January 02, 2014 12:37 PM (GcwH1)

92 she looks like she always looks, communistic! She does look that, but she also looks horrible. Look at the color of her skin. Look at how puffy she is. She looks like a wax sculpture of a terminal patient.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 02, 2014 12:37 PM (gtjN1)

93 Dudes--I was talking about her nose bob!

Posted by: Kate Perry! at January 02, 2014 12:37 PM (RJMhd)

94 I went and saw "Grudge Match" yesterday. It was recommended to my wife by an LDS guy who warned of a couple of swear words. Wow am I living in a bubble. I was uncomfortable with all the swearing.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 02, 2014 12:39 PM (gtjN1)

95 "Smaug!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 12:39 PM (cubpP)

@79 Conan the Barbarian is the best movie ever made. Movies like that just aren't made anymore. Everything has to include sissified, emotive, and conflicted men who are matched with laws-of-physics defying female badasses. Hopefully the true sequel re-breaks the mold and is true to the original.

---------------

What's wrong with laws-of-physics defying females?

Posted by: junior at January 02, 2014 12:40 PM (UWFpX)

97 Are you sure that was Maddow and not Ethan Krupp?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 12:41 PM (cubpP)

98 97 >> What's wrong with laws-of-physics defying females?

Their tits don't fall out when they are hanging upside down in a skimpy top. Duh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 02, 2014 12:42 PM (cHZB7)

76 72 O/T

Strokes will do that to ya.

Posted by: drill_thrawl at January 02, 2014 12:42 PM (/2ciC)

100 >What's wrong with laws-of-physics defying females?

Posted by: junior at January 02, 2014 04:40 PM (UWFpX)<

Not a thing. I especially enjoy it when they choose to defy gravity.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 02, 2014 12:42 PM (KjlbF)

101 Hillary! would fit right in.

http://tinyurl.com/kyhwkwq

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 02, 2014 12:44 PM (XUKZU)

102
Ace should also include that time he went off on someone for leaving a "tl;dr" comment as the first comment on one of his posts.

That was epic. Ace went on and on and on and..

Posted by: soothsayer at January 02, 2014 12:46 PM (052zE)

103 Hillary is beautiful, inside and outside and upside down.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at January 02, 2014 12:46 PM (dfYL9)

104 This was not as good as "Marcel Marceau - The Musical."

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 02, 2014 12:47 PM (O3C36)

105 >That was epic. Ace went on and on and on and..<

There have been a number of variations on that particular theme. Banhammers flying. Hot Air buttons being pushed.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 02, 2014 12:48 PM (KjlbF)

106 105 This was not as good as "Marcel Marceau - The Musical." Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 02, 2014 04:47 PM (O3C36) Or Rosie O'Donnell's "Abs Of Lesbian Granite" exercise video.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 12:52 PM (/gJVs)

107 Ace. from the dead thread. Ace, you are forgetting the biggest lie the gun control people use. They call gun death's, gun "violence" why? TWO THIRDS of all gun deaths in the country are suicides, NOT violent homicides as the gun control people would have you believe. Self inflected gun deaths are not a "threat" to anyone, but the guy killing himself. Calling those deaths "violence" implies someone shot someone else. It's a fucking lie.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2014 12:54 PM (0FSuD)

108 Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2014 04:54 PM (0FSuD) Ask the same shitstains claiming to be all about reducing anything remotely violent how the rules they seek to impose will be enforced. Oh yeah...sternly worded letters, tut-tutting and no invitations to swanky cocktail parties. That'll work.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 12:56 PM (/gJVs)

109 "I'm assuming that a lot of the people talking them up either had huge backseats, a van, or a Vega "love wagon"." There must be some electro-chemical endorphin producing reaction for women in cars.

Posted by: jwest at January 02, 2014 01:05 PM (u2a4R)

110 Calling those deaths "violence" implies someone shot someone else. It's a fucking lie. That's a great point, one i had never heard before. It's so flipping flimsy too: If you are determined to kill yourself, there are numerous methods available. The gun is simply the most complete solution. Read another way, banning guns will do nothing to prevent 2/3 of the "violence." You'd have to ban rope, tall buildings, and walking through East St. Louis after 7:00 p.m.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 02, 2014 01:05 PM (XLoA6)

111 First baby born in 2014: So'Unique Miracle Randle (Kid doesn't have a chance.)

Posted by: Bean Pies, ey? at January 02, 2014 01:08 PM (Qev5V)

112 Beast Master does have topless Tanya Roberts going for it.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 02, 2014 01:14 PM (cHwSy)

113 German opera is too...guttural.

Posted by: fat guy in a wig from Amadeus at January 02, 2014 01:21 PM (s8V4u)

114 Getting his hand stepped on by Thorgrim is teh funneh.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 02, 2014 01:41 PM (dvRYt)

115 the white t-shirt rocking back and forth on the hobby horse in Career Opportunities made me completely forget the white t-shirt undulating in the sea in The Deep.

Posted by: losthusker at January 02, 2014 04:28 PM (r/XjE)

116 Wonderful video marred by distracting messages

Posted by: bour3 at January 02, 2014 07:28 PM (5x3+2)

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