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May 05, 2014

Democratic Party: For Mother's Day, Make Sure The First Thing You Do is Sign Michelle Obama's Card
— Ace

Make sure that signing the First Lady's card is on your Mother's Day to-do list: http://t.co/lhyKo6ZTuS pic.twitter.com/j6luEplz0D
— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) May 5, 2014

Posted by: Ace at 02:33 PM | Comments (364)
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1 Nope, won't sign it.

Posted by: seamrog at May 05, 2014 02:34 PM (C837g)

2 And by doing so, you get on OFA's mailing list and will get donation solicitations forever.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 05, 2014 02:34 PM (1UzRc)

3 Let me put down my hot cocoa and get a pen.

Posted by: Pajama Boy at May 05, 2014 02:35 PM (8ZskC)

4 Oy veh...

Posted by: Joseph Gobbels [/i][/b] at May 05, 2014 02:35 PM (JmGFJ)

5 Remember, elite liberals view themselves as acting _in loco parentis_ for all you bitter clingers who can't be trusted to make decisions for yourselves, so the idea of Mooch as Mother Of The Nation is really not a stretch in any sense for them.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 05, 2014 02:35 PM (noWW6)

6 Candy gram.

Posted by: Goblin Shark at May 05, 2014 02:35 PM (++HCY)

7 Beyond parody.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 05, 2014 02:35 PM (z/Ubi)

8 I'll get right on that......

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 05, 2014 02:35 PM (l3vZN)

9 One thing I'm looking forward to is that, starting in 2016, Obama's going to be sucking up all the donor money for their various endeavors.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 05, 2014 02:36 PM (1UzRc)

10 But it's not a cult.

Posted by: --- at May 05, 2014 02:36 PM (MMC8r)

11 It's not a cult.

Posted by: fluffy at May 05, 2014 02:36 PM (Ua6T/)

12 The best twitter response? No I won't! She didn't send me a card to thank me for her last vacation.

Posted by: alwyr at May 05, 2014 02:36 PM (V0j3u)

13 This is not the cult you're looking for.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 05, 2014 02:37 PM (ZZCq1)

14 Can a personal note be added to the good wishes?

Posted by: Ronster at May 05, 2014 02:37 PM (puNd6)

15 Uhh, I got to, I got to...reprimer the Jeep!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 05, 2014 02:37 PM (0HooB)

16 Depends on what I get to sign. Is it still uncool to refer to her as the wookie-in-chief? How about the dark yeti? Perhaps Moochelle Antoinette? Maybe just the good old b-i-t-c-h word.

Posted by: tcn at May 05, 2014 02:37 PM (g+qqc)

17 Hey, they didn't even ask for three dollars.

Posted by: huerfano at May 05, 2014 02:38 PM (bAGA/)

18 It's the least we can do after all she's done for us.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at May 05, 2014 02:38 PM (+lsX1)

19 Why do I have to sign her Mother's Day card? She's not my mother.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2014 02:38 PM (XyM/Y)

20 Maybe after I make a donation to Planned Parenthood? /sarc Because Gwyneth Paltrow and her mom usually do some sort of Mother's Day Planned Parenthood fundraising promotion. (not sarc)

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2014 02:38 PM (8zTpe)

21 I didn't realize Mother's Day included mother-fuckers.

Posted by: --- at May 05, 2014 02:38 PM (MMC8r)

22 That's actually a very nice picture of Her. but i'm still not signing the card

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2014 02:39 PM (nqBYe)

23 Because everyone wants another middle aged woman nagging you that you don't write or call.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 05, 2014 02:39 PM (1UzRc)

24 One has to wonder if Mel Gibson would sign it.

Posted by: fluffy at May 05, 2014 02:39 PM (Ua6T/)

25 So Barack and Michelle are our National Parents? How North Korean.

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2014 02:39 PM (sdi6R)

26 Now that's some chutzpah.

Posted by: Zombie Eva Peron at May 05, 2014 02:39 PM (yeMcp)

27 NOT A CULT. NOT AT ALL

Posted by: Zakn at May 05, 2014 02:39 PM (7F9i5)

28 Must ink be used to sign the card?

Posted by: Republique De Banana at May 05, 2014 02:40 PM (thLL8)

29 Shouldn't it be a picture of Marian Robinson, since she's really the one who is raising Sasha and Malia? That mom-in-chief shtick is wearing thin.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2014 02:40 PM (8zTpe)

30 I'll put that in the "appropriate" spot on the list - probably right after "shave my scrotes with a pottery shard".

Posted by: RightWingProf at May 05, 2014 02:40 PM (Ufttu)

31 All I want is to see her hanging off the landing gear of Marine One in one final desperate attempt to stay in DC after the inauguration of President Perry.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 05, 2014 02:40 PM (0HooB)

32 She has been like a mother to me.

Posted by: Venomous Hatred at May 05, 2014 02:40 PM (IN7k+)

33 My mother has been dead since 1983. I'd be glad to have her back to nag at me. Michelle Obama-not so much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2014 02:41 PM (XyM/Y)

34 Michelle is Obama's mommy?!? Who knew? Or maybe, as Torquewrench says, our mommy? Either way, that picture is a bit creepy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 05, 2014 02:41 PM (dfYL9)

35 >>> That's actually a very nice picture of her. I wouldn't go that far, but she does bear very little resemblance to Aunt Esther there.

Posted by: fluffy at May 05, 2014 02:41 PM (Ua6T/)

36 Shouldn't it be a picture of Marian Robinson, since she's really the one who is raising Sasha and Malia? That mom-in-chief shtick is wearing thin. Well, to be fair, Michelle does go on vacation with the girls. Separately from Barack most of the time.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 05, 2014 02:41 PM (1UzRc)

37 O/T Some abortion fanatic is going to film her abortion. Sick.

Posted by: Ronster at May 05, 2014 02:41 PM (puNd6)

38 Oh ill sign it all right I'll get a visit from the IRS afterwards though

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 05, 2014 02:41 PM (aY3VP)

39 If one of my children sign this "card" I will slap them silly [ier] the next time I see them.

Posted by: museisluse at May 05, 2014 02:42 PM (ngu15)

40 It would be inappropriate, since I can't write or speak Klingon......

Posted by: Jay Z - pot dealer turned hip hop mogul turned NBA owner at May 05, 2014 02:42 PM (61BD9)

41 That's actually a very nice picture of her. Her face is not resting.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 05, 2014 02:42 PM (1UzRc)

42 Best mother since my real one.

Posted by: Norman Bates at May 05, 2014 02:42 PM (MMC8r)

43 >>I didn't realize Mother's Day included mother-fuckers. You owe me a new screen!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2014 02:42 PM (8zTpe)

44 Yeah, I'll get right on that.

Got my ecig and juice today. Pretty happy with it. Especially that I can "smoke" fruit flavors.

Posted by: DangerGirl, who is tired at May 05, 2014 02:43 PM (GrtrJ)

45 Did Laura Bush ask for the country to send her a Mother's day card? Did Hilary? Who is the self absorbed twit that is thinking these are clever, sentimental ideas? The same person who said instead of sending a couple a wedding gift, send a donation to the Democrats instead?

Posted by: Jen at May 05, 2014 02:43 PM (I+pAz)

46 I'd sign it but I'm so tired for some reason. All we had for school lunch today was spinach salad with some peas. It's only 6:00 o'clock but instead of doing homework, I'm going to bed.

Posted by: Common Core Student [/i] at May 05, 2014 02:43 PM (j1NwQ)

47 Pardon my French, but fuck her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2014 02:43 PM (DmNpO)

48 O/T Some abortion fanatic is going to film her abortion. Sick. No she's not. You won't get to see the actual surgery. Just her in a dressing gown.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 05, 2014 02:43 PM (1UzRc)

49 Trying to force everyone on the National Teat doesn't constitute motherhood.

Posted by: --- at May 05, 2014 02:43 PM (MMC8r)

50 Every day I think that these clowns can't astound me again, yet they manage to. When you look up chutzpah in the Webster's Unabridged, the picture above is next to the definition.

Posted by: jclittlep at May 05, 2014 02:43 PM (UNSFr)

51 All I want is to see her hanging off the landing gear of Marine One in one final desperate attempt to stay in DC after the inauguration of President Perry. Thanks for that visual. I will remember it the next time I get depressed reading the news.

Posted by: Republique De Banana at May 05, 2014 02:43 PM (thLL8)

52 Wouldn't Be Prudent

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2014 02:44 PM (mn8eY)

53 OT,

Fuck you George Will.
Fuck you Juan Williams.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 05, 2014 02:44 PM (QFxY5)

54 Maybe because Mooch's brother is newly unemployed, for which they'll actually have somebody fill the job unlike the situation with his sister, maybe he deserves a card or a mention more.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 05, 2014 02:44 PM (jtYTF)

55 Is the greeting card in English or her native Klingon???

Posted by: Micheal Dorn at May 05, 2014 02:44 PM (kFxpe)

56 I'd rather look at the picture of the Goblin Shark Dave posted on twitter than this one. Good lord.

Posted by: Grunt2Jag at May 05, 2014 02:44 PM (lydCL)

57 But, but, she is so proud of "Merica" now. There will never be an end to the costs these posers have run up. We do feel for their loss of their son Trayvon. Obama never misses a chance to make it racism. I'm so fucking tired of his lies.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at May 05, 2014 02:45 PM (jsa6I)

58 There's a Dr, Seuss book entitled "Are You My Mother?" No. No you are not. Now leave me alone and I'll do the same, thank you very much.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2014 02:45 PM (oMKp3)

59 Aren't we already paying to house her mother?

Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2014 02:45 PM (Q8EFd)

60 Michelle on national TV on Sunday, "All Mother's Days Are Belong To Me."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2014 02:45 PM (mn8eY)

61 if i sign it in cursive, will she be able to read my mesage?

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 05, 2014 02:45 PM (q+fqH)

62 Genuflect to the Queen you stupid fucking peasants!

Posted by: SGT. York at May 05, 2014 02:45 PM (A4kk6)

63 Is there a way to sign it with the message 'You can't tell me what to do! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!'

Posted by: Revvys at May 05, 2014 02:45 PM (+YNiH)

64 It really is stunning how un-self-aware they are. I mean, at least they could set up something where you send your own mother a greeting "from" Michelle. Of course, Mother's Day is cisnormative anyway.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 05, 2014 02:46 PM (1UzRc)

65 54 OT, Fuck you George Will. Fuck you Juan Williams. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 05, 2014 06:44 PM (QFxY5) What did they do this time?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2014 02:46 PM (oMKp3)

66 I did my part.

Signed it "SCOAMT Soertoro/potus@whitehouse.gov".

You think she'd notice?

Posted by: Drumwaster at May 05, 2014 02:46 PM (K6BSx)

67 Stop, you are making me feel good about being adopted.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at May 05, 2014 02:46 PM (jsa6I)

68 She has been like a mother to me. Posted by: Venomous Hatred at May 05, 2014 06:40 PM (IN7k+) Me too.

Posted by: Snooty Condescention[/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 05, 2014 02:47 PM (0HooB)

69 Are you fucking kidding me with this shit?
Remember when the Democrats got all indignant when they were called the Mommy party? brb shooting heroin into my eye

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at May 05, 2014 02:48 PM (dMSj2)

70 I would also like to pay my respects to Stanley Ann. Anyone know where that globe trotting Marxist whore is interned?

Posted by: Republique De Banana at May 05, 2014 02:48 PM (thLL8)

71 Not a cult, remember.

Posted by: acethepug at May 05, 2014 02:48 PM (YsXR5)

72 You've got to be fucking shitting me.

Posted by: mugiwara at May 05, 2014 02:48 PM (3a584)

73 She has been like a mother to me. Posted by: Venomous Hatred at May 05, 2014 06:40 PM (IN7k+) Me too. Posted by: Snooty Condescention at May 05, 2014 06:47 PM (0HooB) Not me.

Posted by: Invention at May 05, 2014 02:48 PM (1UzRc)

74 Hey Bob, yeah Michelle's little stunt here makes one wish to be the kid in the joke. You know the joke where the kid comes home from summer camp to find out the parents have moved and left no forwarding address.

Wait a minute, that IS the story of Gaylord Focker...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2014 02:48 PM (mn8eY)

75 So what will they make us do for Barry when Father's Day rolls around?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2014 02:49 PM (oMKp3)

76 Signed: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING BITCH

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 05, 2014 02:49 PM (0LHZx)

77 She is, after all, the Mother of the Nation.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 05, 2014 02:49 PM (v6YdM)

78 i[]71 I would also like to pay my respects to Stanley Ann. Anyone know where that globe trotting Marxist whore is interned? Posted by: Republique De Banana at May 05, 2014 06:48 PM (thLL

Obama doesn't. He refused to see her as she was dying. Of course, he meant to get around to it but she died too soon, goshdarnit.

Posted by: Invention at May 05, 2014 02:49 PM (1UzRc)

79 worst lady

Posted by: seamrog at May 05, 2014 02:49 PM (C837g)

80 Anyone know if you can you upload a file to your sig when you sign the card? Because I've got a copier at work in a room with a door I can lock.

Posted by: B at May 05, 2014 02:49 PM (6iEQd)

81 I'd be curious to find out how many people actually do sign it. Along with their names and addresses, so I can make sure to stay far, far away from them at all times. They are the True Believers in the Obama personality cult.

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2014 02:49 PM (sdi6R)

82 Appreciate our collective Mother, the state, like good boys and girls.

Posted by: Dave S. at May 05, 2014 02:49 PM (UvR6d)

83 Goblin shark. That's the one whose jaw is sort on a trapeze and he actually shoots it forward as well as opening it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2014 02:50 PM (gOoFi)

84 Sorry, I know this is about Mooch but I thought the shark more exciting and attractive.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2014 02:50 PM (gOoFi)

85 65 ---Of course, Mother's Day is cisnormative anyway. Posted by: AmishDude at May 05, 2014 06:46 PM (1UzRc) ------------------- Excellent point! Bigots.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 05, 2014 02:50 PM (dfYL9)

86 barf

Posted by: Peaches at May 05, 2014 02:51 PM (6wI9/)

87 She's the mother who tells children they're too fat and starves them. Now go back in the bathroom and vomit until you make Mother Obama smile.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 05, 2014 02:51 PM (v6YdM)

88 Seriously, people, don't sign the card even for nasty snark. It's like replying to a spam email.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 05, 2014 02:51 PM (1UzRc)

89 "4 Oy veh..."

Posted by: Joseph Gobbels at May 05, 2014 06:35 PM

LOLSNORT!

Posted by: Jaws at May 05, 2014 02:51 PM (Rbtz3)

90 Mommy Michelle, "No wooden coat hangers either!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2014 02:51 PM (mn8eY)

91 I'll sign her card like I'd sign my name in a snow bank.

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2014 02:51 PM (zqvg6)

92 Happy Birthday, you nagging old buzzard. by the way, does Barky have a look on his face like he's thinking, "the day after the next inauguration, I'm outta here!" or is that just my imagination?

Posted by: mallfly at May 05, 2014 02:52 PM (bJm7W)

93 "MAN ARMS!" Yep. She was one of the few chicks Barry could sorta get it up for.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2014 02:52 PM (gOoFi)

94 For Cinco de Cuatro, I'm sending Michelle a special made mucho grande tamale.

Posted by: Fritz at May 05, 2014 02:52 PM (oJUxt)

95 Mommy Dearest.

Posted by: --- at May 05, 2014 02:52 PM (MMC8r)

96 What did they do this time?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2014 06:46 PM (oMKp3)

Trey Gowdy was chosen to be the chairman of the Benghazi Select Committee.

Will warned the Republicans that "overreach" will bring them down.

Juan Williams said that everything that needs to be known, is known.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 05, 2014 02:52 PM (QFxY5)

97 67 I did my part. Signed it "SCOAMT Soertoro/potus@whitehouse.gov". You think she'd notice? Posted by: Drumwaster at May 05, 2014 06:46 PM (K6BSx) She hasn't read it yet.

Posted by: NSA at May 05, 2014 02:52 PM (bHnlE)

98 84 Just like Michelle Obama.

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2014 02:53 PM (zqvg6)

99 Ain't nobody got time for that.

Posted by: Little People at May 05, 2014 02:53 PM (Rxhid)

100 I'll sign her card like I'd sign my name in a snow bank. Urine good company.

Posted by: The Barrel [/i] at May 05, 2014 02:53 PM (j1NwQ)

101 also, if you go the the link, you'll see they still have that D in a circle logo, which Frank at IMAO noted looked just like the inside of a toilet.

Posted by: mallfly at May 05, 2014 02:53 PM (bJm7W)

102 Damn, just think in a few years how many baby mamas are going to be on Maury finding out if the government is their baby's daddy.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 05, 2014 02:54 PM (HxSXm)

103 Goblin shark. That's the one whose jaw is sort on a trapeze and he actually shoots it forward as well as opening it. Of course, this too is really the story of Obama

Posted by: AmishDude at May 05, 2014 02:54 PM (1UzRc)

104 Ain't no way that bitch is only eatin celery and tofu.

Posted by: School Lunch Lady at May 05, 2014 02:54 PM (Rxhid)

105 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 05, 2014 06:52 PM (QFxY5) George Will should stick to baseball. Juan Williams should stick to a railroad track.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2014 02:54 PM (oMKp3)

106 I'll sign it right after I sign the one for Susan Smith.

Posted by: --- at May 05, 2014 02:54 PM (MMC8r)

107 I would also like to pay my respects to Stanley Ann. Anyone know where that globe trotting Marxist whore is interned? Posted by: Republique De Banana at May 05, 2014 06:48 PM (thLL

Her ashes were spread in the Pacific Ocean.

Posted by: Jen at May 05, 2014 02:54 PM (I+pAz)

108 MOMMIE!!!

Posted by: Barry Obama at May 05, 2014 02:54 PM (MNq6o)

109 If only she were my mother!

Posted by: Norman Bates at May 05, 2014 02:54 PM (8c12T)

110 Obligatory Futurama vids? We also might need to update the classic children's book "Are you my mother?" But...TWIST...baby bird's real mom is not the mom he ends up with...we are all Michelle's children now. No wonder she is so cranky at us...

Posted by: LizLem at May 05, 2014 02:54 PM (yRwC8)

111 Of course, Mother's Day is cisnormative anyway. Not when Michele is celebrating it. That's no Gender Role in her pants.

Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2014 02:54 PM (Q8EFd)

112 I presume the birthday cake with with healthy organic and will taste like sawdust. Let's move!

Posted by: mallfly at May 05, 2014 02:54 PM (bJm7W)

113 Will warned the Republicans that "overreach" will bring them down.
***

Hill.
Die.
Some assembly required.

Posted by: B at May 05, 2014 02:54 PM (6iEQd)

114 She hasn't read it yet.

Posted by: NSA at May 05, 2014 06:52 PM (bHnlE)

Considering this is the first administration to throw someone in jail for exercising their First Amendment Rights, I suppose I should have been a little more circumspect.

Would "DIAF, you skanky ho-bag?" qualify?

Posted by: Drumwaster at May 05, 2014 02:55 PM (K6BSx)

115 Garret, shouldn't that be oh Gender Roll?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2014 02:55 PM (mn8eY)

116 Grammie I just BARELY, seconds after posting my ramblings, saw your post. *facepalm* Time to go hoooome...

Posted by: LizLem at May 05, 2014 02:55 PM (yRwC8)

117 I can't stand Juan. It's well past time for the pity job he got on FNC because NPR fired him, to expire.

Posted by: Carol at May 05, 2014 02:55 PM (gjOCp)

118 MAN ARMS! Posted by: AJ Lee

She shaves 'em twice a day.

Posted by: Barry Obama at May 05, 2014 02:56 PM (MNq6o)

119 79--- He refused to see her as she was dying. Of course, he meant to get around to it but she died too soon, goshdarnit. Posted by: Invention at May 05, 2014 06:49 PM (1UzRc) -------------------------- Same thing with his granny. Hmmm. Same thing with Aunt Tunie. I sense a pattern. Although at least he DID go to mummy's and granny's funerals, I believe.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 05, 2014 02:56 PM (dfYL9)

120 "84 Just like Michelle Obama." Maybe that's what made me think of the shark.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2014 02:56 PM (gOoFi)

121 I hate this thread with all the hate I am able.

Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2014 02:56 PM (fsLdt)

122 rats, I meant "the birthday cake will be healthy and organic" Who am I kidding, it'll be like a napoleon covered with brandy butter syrup.

Posted by: mallfly at May 05, 2014 02:56 PM (bJm7W)

123 "She shaves 'em twice a day." Although, you really wish she'd cut back a little, don't ya?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2014 02:56 PM (gOoFi)

124 George Will should stick to baseball. Juan Williams should stick to a railroad track. Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2014 06:54 PM (oMKp3) Grammie owes me a screen cleaning, LOL!

Posted by: Jen at May 05, 2014 02:56 PM (I+pAz)

125 Ace. Ace. They didn't say it should be the *first* thing you do on Mother's Day. But I think all reasonable people would agree that it is only fitting to honor the mother of our country on Mother's Day. /crazee off. OK. This is seriously creepy. This is not North Korea, people!!!! And what a lame picture. At least, she's not scowling.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 05, 2014 02:57 PM (r+7wo)

126 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 05, 2014 06:56 PM (dfYL9) I don't think he went to his grammie's funeral. Why would he? It's not like she raised him or anything.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2014 02:57 PM (oMKp3)

127 Creepy shit.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at May 05, 2014 02:57 PM (ugaii)

128 oh, I see it's for Mother's Day. Expect the White House to reek of cheap perfume.

Posted by: mallfly at May 05, 2014 02:58 PM (bJm7W)

129 " Why would he? It's not like she raised him or anything." And, she was a typical white person. What use has Barry for that?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2014 02:58 PM (gOoFi)

130 12 The best twitter response? No I won't! She didn't send me a card to thank me for her last vacation. Posted by: alwyr at May 05, 2014 06:36 PM (V0j3u) Very nice.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 05, 2014 02:58 PM (r+7wo)

131 Creep cult is creepier.

Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2014 02:58 PM (fsLdt)

132 128 Creepy shit. Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at May 05, 2014 06:57 PM (ugaii) Word.

Posted by: Norman Bates at May 05, 2014 02:58 PM (sdi6R)

133 21 Maybe after I make a donation to Planned Parenthood? /sarc Because Gwyneth Paltrow and her mom usually do some sort of Mother's Day Planned Parenthood fundraising promotion. (not sarc) Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2014 06:38 PM (8zTpe) Open letter to Blythe Danner: Blythe, sweetie, I just rewatched 1776 this weekend, you were delightful in it as Martha. Stop ruining my enjoyment of your films with these inane natterings. And that goes double for your loin spawn, aka the matured fetus you call your daughter.

Posted by: LizLem at May 05, 2014 02:58 PM (yRwC8)

134 Same thing with his granny. Hmmm. Same thing with Aunt Tunie. I sense a pattern. Although at least he DID go to mummy's and granny's funerals, I believe. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 05, 2014 06:56 PM (dfYL9) Funerals meant networking. Important communists could have been there, therefore cannot miss those oportunities.

Posted by: Jen at May 05, 2014 02:59 PM (I+pAz)

135 Pay attention, now, y'all gonna do some learnin. There's an old saying in small business: When you're busy and doing well, act like you're slow. When business is slow, make like you're busy. The point, I believe, is nobody needs to know your business. The obamas (and Media) operate on a similar model. They constantly "act" like they're popular. What this does is, simply, create an illusion. Remember: It's all bullshit.

Posted by: Soothie § at May 05, 2014 02:59 PM (OAn63)

136 I wonder if he'll ever do anything about those Dumbo ears.

Posted by: mallfly at May 05, 2014 02:59 PM (bJm7W)

137 Mother of the Country

Michelle please pick up the red courtesy phone, Elena Ceausescu is on the line.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2014 02:59 PM (mn8eY)

138 "This is not North Korea, people!!!!"

Chill out, Cd'A...

Pyongyang wasn't built in a day.

Posted by: Jaws at May 05, 2014 02:59 PM (Rbtz3)

139 I'm thinking The Mooch's Mother's Day ends with her alone, stuffing an entire cheesecake with Snickers mashed into the top of it into her face with a serving spoon in some dark corner of The White House kitchen. 1/2 gallon of ice cream chaser.

Posted by: Dang at May 05, 2014 02:59 PM (MNq6o)

140 you think the boys at the NSA are writing this stuff all down, or just reading and laughing?

Posted by: mallfly at May 05, 2014 02:59 PM (bJm7W)

141 I'd rather administer a hot-beef injection in Moochelle's credit card slot, if ya know what I mean... just like Big Bad Barry always does when Moochelle always screams to me "plug up the damn hole!" like I ordered BP to do in the Gulf of Mexico...

Posted by: Barry O'Bama at May 05, 2014 03:00 PM (Fby6P)

142 I don't think he went to his grammie's funeral. Why would he? It's not like she raised him or anything. Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2014 06:57 PM (oMKp3) I believe you are correct. He had more important things to do. That was one more thing (aside from the whole letting *born* babies die thing) to convince me he is a cold, cold man. (I'm being nice.)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 05, 2014 03:00 PM (r+7wo)

143 Blythe Danner married Bruce Paltrow who was a world-class scumbag and a hissing leftist. So fuck her and their pampered Red diaper baby.

Posted by: --- at May 05, 2014 03:00 PM (MMC8r)

144 Her ashes were spread in the Pacific Ocean. I will walk down to the corner and make my offering into the Puget sound where, It will eventually makes its way to the ocean to become one with the ashes. NO STD to worry about Either. Winning!

Posted by: Republique De Banana at May 05, 2014 03:00 PM (thLL8)

145 141 you think the boys at the NSA are writing this stuff all down, or just reading and laughing? Posted by: mallfly at May 05, 2014 06:59 PM (bJm7W) Both!

Posted by: Ace's regularly scheduled NSA stalkers at May 05, 2014 03:01 PM (yRwC8)

146 I would also like to pay my respects to Stanley Ann. She's in the National Memorial Cemetery of the Pacific, Honolulu, HI. Section CT1-B row 400 site 440. According to Find a Grave.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at May 05, 2014 03:01 PM (gtjN1)

147 " you think the boys at the NSA are writing this stuff all down, or just reading and laughing?" Probably both.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2014 03:02 PM (gOoFi)

148 127 I don't think he went to his grammie's funeral. Why would he? It's not like she raised him or anything. Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2014 06:57 PM (oMKp3) --------------- I think he did. Didn't she die sometime after the election in 2008 but before the inauguration? My memory is that he didn't go see her before she died, which he COULD have done, but DID go to Hawaii for a nice golf vac....um, I mean, DID go for the funeral. But my memory is not very good these days.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 05, 2014 03:02 PM (dfYL9)

149 I not sure which is creepier, this or the NBA/Verizon asking me to download the LeBron app for my smartphone.

Posted by: Fritz at May 05, 2014 03:02 PM (oJUxt)

150
Now cynics claim a little of the cash has gone astray
But that's not the point my friends

When the money keeps rolling out you don't keep books
You can tell you've done well by the happy grateful looks

Accountants only slow things down
figures get in the way

Never been a lady loved as much as Michelle The O!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 05, 2014 03:02 PM (kdS6q)

151 Ugh, sorry, that was Stanley Armour Dunham.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at May 05, 2014 03:03 PM (gtjN1)

152

That picture makes me gag. sigh Shit, just leave me alone you fascist crapweasels.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 05, 2014 03:03 PM (15w2J)

153 George will is an amnesty shilling useful idiot.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 05, 2014 03:03 PM (sVExT)

154 Creepers gonna creep.

Posted by: Dang at May 05, 2014 03:03 PM (MNq6o)

155 How many times will 'Ben Ghazi' sign the card.

Bets?

Posted by: F. Aston-Feiryous at May 05, 2014 03:03 PM (FuN7f)

156 >> I'm thinking The Mooch's Mother's Day ends with her alone, stuffing an entire cheesecake... If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!!! She'll probably spend the day indulging in "me time." Getting (nudging) 300+ million people to eat right takes work, people!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2014 03:03 PM (8zTpe)

157 O.K. This is completely off topic, but I thought it was funny. It's from an earlier thread. I had noted that Tommy "Dude" Vietor was a Philosophy major at Kenyon College. Someone responded He minored in Religon: his favorite book? Duderonomy. Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at May 05, 2014 06:56 PM (jnG1p) Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2014 03:03 PM (XyM/Y)

158 According to Find a Grave. Thanks for that heads up.

Posted by: Necropheliac69 at May 05, 2014 03:03 PM (Q8EFd)

159 It's not a cult. If it were a cult they'd be asking for money, too..........oh wait.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 05, 2014 03:03 PM (7v8o1)

160 Grammie Winger, That was the best comment! That I read.

Posted by: Carol at May 05, 2014 03:04 PM (gjOCp)

161 Now go back in the bathroom and vomit until you make Mother Obama smile. "NO WIRE HANGARS!!!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 05, 2014 03:04 PM (0HooB)

162 No. Just no.

Posted by: small town girl at May 05, 2014 03:04 PM (WBJeV)

163 Elena Ceausescu would have known how to deal with this: http://tinyurl.com/oly89kf

Posted by: mallfly at May 05, 2014 03:05 PM (bJm7W)

164 I would also like to pay my respects to Stanley Ann. She's in the National Memorial Cemetery of the Pacific, Honolulu, HI. Section CT1-B row 400 site 440. According to Find a Grave. Posted by: bonhomme at May 05, 2014 07:01 PM (gtjN1) According to the NYT and Wiki, Obama and his sister tossed her ashes off of Lanai Lookout on Oahu, and then Obama did the same with his grandmother in 2008. Leave it to this administration to get their lies mixed up.....

Posted by: Jen at May 05, 2014 03:05 PM (I+pAz)

165 I think Obama visited his grandmother in Hawaii just before she died. Made me think he poisoned her before she could show the world her Gay-Barry photo album.

Posted by: Dang at May 05, 2014 03:05 PM (MNq6o)

166 Well, the telephone is ringing, Is that my mother on the phone? Telephone is ringing Is that my mother on the phone? The telephone is screaming Won't she leave me alone? The telephone is ringing Is that my mother on the phone? Well every girl that I go out with Becomes my mother in the end Every girl I go out with Becomes my mother in the end Well, I hear my mother calling But I don't need her as a friend Oh, oh mother Oh mother dear please listen And don't devour me Oh mother dear please listen Don't devour me Oh women please have mercy Let this poor boy be Oh mother dear please listen And don't devour me

Posted by: Sting at May 05, 2014 03:05 PM (Fp7JI)

167 Fucking sickening

Posted by: Max Power at May 05, 2014 03:06 PM (q177U)

168 Do you sign it and then they hit you up for a donation?

Posted by: RWC at May 05, 2014 03:06 PM (QeH9j)

169 Nice pic of Juan and Evita. I think they implied a "or else" at the end.

Posted by: pj at May 05, 2014 03:06 PM (ZWaLo)

170 "http://tinyurl.com/oly89kf" For cripe's sake, let the kids have a stinking tater-tot ever now and again.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2014 03:07 PM (gOoFi)

171 Happy Mama's Day Blackie 0 !

Posted by: seamrog at May 05, 2014 03:07 PM (C837g)

172 According to the NYT and Wiki, Obama and his sister tossed her ashes off of Lanai Lookout on Oahu, and then Obama did the same with his grandmother in 2008. Leave it to this administration to get their lies mixed up..... Yeah, I messed up. SAD was dumped in the ocean.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at May 05, 2014 03:07 PM (gtjN1)

173 I don't think she'd want my honkey cracka ass John Hancock on her card.

Posted by: RWC at May 05, 2014 03:07 PM (QeH9j)

174 Happy Mother's Day. Shitter's full.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 05, 2014 03:08 PM (ZshNr)

175 Yes, it's still not OK to compare her to some kind of terrifying science fiction themed space creature, so no funny business guys.

Posted by: Max Power at May 05, 2014 03:08 PM (q177U)

176 >>> I had noted that Tommy "Dude" Vietor was a Philosophy major at Kenyon College. He's a bullshit artist.

Posted by: Bea Arthur at May 05, 2014 03:08 PM (Ua6T/)

177 Do you sign it and then they hit you up for a donation? I'm sure you get an e-mail 'alert' at every precedential election for the rest of your life. And beyond, of course.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at May 05, 2014 03:08 PM (j1NwQ)

178 No fucking shame.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 05, 2014 03:09 PM (0FSuD)

179 Do you sign it and then they hit you up for a donation? There is no mother's day on Sto'vo'kor.

Posted by: Kahless at May 05, 2014 03:09 PM (Q8EFd)

180 Posted by: Sting at May 05, 2014 07:05 PM (Fp7JI) Did the Police write any songs that WEREN'T completely creepy and/or depressing once you ignore the beats and actually read the lyrics? Message in a Bottle, Roxanne, Fields of Gold, the creepy stalker song...

Posted by: LizLem at May 05, 2014 03:09 PM (yRwC8)

181 And BTW, why isn't it a picture of Michelle with the girls? What's baby Barry doing in the pic?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 05, 2014 03:09 PM (dfYL9)

182 And what a lame picture. At least, she's not scowling. She's never more than .0000000001 second away from The Scowl of Death.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 05, 2014 03:09 PM (0HooB)

183 In, not on...damn iPhone.

Posted by: Kahless at May 05, 2014 03:09 PM (Q8EFd)

184 171 "http://tinyurl.com/oly89kf" For cripe's sake, let the kids have a stinking tater-tot ever now and again. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2014 07:07 PM (gOoFi) The science is settled. Growing children don't need calories and nutrients.

Posted by: RWC at May 05, 2014 03:10 PM (QeH9j)

185 176 Yes, it's still not OK to compare her to some kind of terrifying science fiction themed space creature, so no funny business guys. Posted by: Max Power at May 05, 2014 07:08 PM (q177U) Cthulu hardest hit!

Posted by: HP Lovecraft at May 05, 2014 03:11 PM (yRwC8)

186 And BTW, why isn't it a picture of Michelle with the girls? What's baby Barry doing in the pic? He is the Son.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 05, 2014 03:11 PM (uhAkr)

187 Aaaannnnddd....Massachusetts has announced it's scrapping its Obamacare exchange. Yes, THAT Massachusetts.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at May 05, 2014 03:11 PM (eAJwE)

188 127 I don't think he went to his grammie's funeral. Why would he? It's not like she raised him or anything. Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2014 06:57 PM (oMKp3) --------------- I think he did. Didn't she die sometime after the election in 2008 but before the inauguration? My memory is that he didn't go see her before she died, which he COULD have done, but DID go to Hawaii for a nice golf vac....um, I mean, DID go for the funeral. But my memory is not very good these days. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 05, 2014 07:02 He saw his grandmother right before she died. Chicago tribune story from 2008 before the election. Warning, has cute picture of little Barry riding a tricycle NOT wearing mom jeans, lord what happened. http://tinyurl.com/myjqcvj

Posted by: Jen at May 05, 2014 03:12 PM (I+pAz)

189 Sign it? How about an impression of my ass cheek?

Posted by: EC at May 05, 2014 03:12 PM (doBIb)

190 Aaaannnnddd....Massachusetts has announced it's scrapping its Obamacare exchange. Yes, THAT Massachusetts. How could they fuck it up? They had MittCare as the baseline.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 05, 2014 03:12 PM (uhAkr)

191 Michelle, do we advance childhood obesity or childhood hunger on odd days? Or is it a M-W-F thing?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 05, 2014 03:12 PM (Fp7JI)

192 Did the Police write any songs that WEREN'T completely creepy and/or depressing once you ignore the beats and actually read the lyrics? Message in a Bottle, Roxanne, Fields of Gold, the creepy stalker song... I think of music in terms of "expressionism". It's an expression of wayward human emotion. I wouldn't read too much into the lyrics. Or I could be completely wrong.

Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2014 03:12 PM (fsLdt)

193 Shit. She can't even manage a real (faked) smile for a one-shot propaganda photo-op.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at May 05, 2014 03:13 PM (dUZwp)

194 Lucky gal just got something from the Jane Seymour Open Hearts collection.

Posted by: AZ at May 05, 2014 03:13 PM (nk7AX)

195 He saw his grandmother right before she died. Chicago tribune story from 2008 before the election. Warning, has cute picture of little Barry riding a tricycle NOT wearing mom jeans, lord what happened. They had to wait a while. The Replacement Pods only come in adult sizes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 05, 2014 03:13 PM (0HooB)

196

Times are tough, life is hard.

Here's your fooking birfday card!

It'd probably sound better in the original Klingon.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2014 03:14 PM (vvk2F)

197 And BTW, why isn't it a picture of Michelle with the girls? Because those two little Devil spawn always have a surly look about them now?

Posted by: Republique De Banana at May 05, 2014 03:14 PM (thLL8)

198 Do they celebrate Mother's Day on her homeworld?

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at May 05, 2014 03:14 PM (ZG3Fa)

199 off topic but this is fun for Mother's Day: "Speaker of the House John Boehner has ordered the establishment of a new special committee to investigate the 2012 attacks on Americans in Benghazi Â— but some liberals donÂ’t want any Democrats to take part in the hearings." http://tinyurl.com/o7sb95e [ok by me, who wants to listen to Elijah Cummings and his ilk any more?]

Posted by: mallfly at May 05, 2014 03:14 PM (bJm7W)

200 MassCare was never Romney care, for crying out loud. Yes, I lived there, yes, I saw the decades long campaign to institute single-payer, I also saw Romney veto versions of the shit sandwich a dozen times, and then I saw his vetoes overridden.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 05, 2014 03:15 PM (ZshNr)

201 I found this quote on ABC News regarding Obama' absence from his grandmothers funeral: Master of ceremonies Emme Tomimbang said of President-elect Obama, "It broke his heart not to be here. Even though Barack and Maya couldnÂ’t be here physically, they were here in spirit." Dated November 15, 2008. So it looks like he was a no-show.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2014 03:15 PM (oMKp3)

202 "What's baby Barry doing in the pic?"

You mean besides looking like a factory-fresh Omega male?

Posted by: Jaws at May 05, 2014 03:15 PM (Rbtz3)

203 Or maybe "obsessionism". Obsession is the most fascinating of human foibles.

Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2014 03:16 PM (fsLdt)

204 McCain- This man Gowdy is straight out of the Lindsey Graham mold. Fuuuuuuuck you.

Posted by: RWC at May 05, 2014 03:16 PM (QeH9j)

205 McCain- This man Gowdy is straight out of the Lindsey Graham mold. He does support amnesty.

Posted by: Republique De Banana at May 05, 2014 03:17 PM (thLL8)

206 Yeah, whenever Mother's Day rolls around, the first person I think of is an affirmative action 300k per year hire at a Chicago hospital whose position was left unfilled when she left the job. Not my Mom, scrubbing an 8 X 10 foot kitchen on her hands and knees.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at May 05, 2014 03:17 PM (j1NwQ)

207 204 Or maybe "obsessionism".

Obsession is the most fascinating of human foibles. Posted by: eleven

I have no idea what you mean.

Posted by: A. Hab at May 05, 2014 03:17 PM (4nR9/)

208 Holy crap! Here's "mom" without her wig. It's The Mooch's brother (who just lost his job) and they look like twins.

http://tinyurl.com/msbs432

Posted by: Dang at May 05, 2014 03:17 PM (MNq6o)

209 Is it me or does Mooch have broken knuckles on her right hand? From punching mcfuckstick?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 05, 2014 03:17 PM (Fp7JI)

210 I just signed The Moocher's Mother's Day Greeting. Who knew she could read sign language? Anyhow, it's only a single gesture, so she can probably figure it out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 05, 2014 03:17 PM (aDwsi)

211 And speaking of Mother's Day. Has this Administration said anything about the Nigerian schoolgirls kidnapped by the militant Islamic group Boko Haram, girls who are going to be sold into slavery all for Allah who doesn't like girls being educated? Crickets? http://tinyurl.com/lldm2pq

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2014 03:18 PM (XyM/Y)

212 For the day to honor mama sign a card for 'chell Obama it's a day of celebration please include a large donation

Posted by: seamrog at May 05, 2014 03:18 PM (C837g)

213 Mother-What?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 05, 2014 03:18 PM (/i3Yt)

214 Sign her mothers day card? Heh. I'll have a sign for her when she comes to Topeka. Buddy found info for me. 20 vacations, 25 million dollars. Sounds low on the $ side but... Trust me,,, "Queen Mooch" will be part of the sign. On another note, Ford motor design engineers are on "the list" when the burning times get here. Guess where the plugs are on my 4.6L engine. Jack asses.

Posted by: teej at May 05, 2014 03:18 PM (xhr2b)

215 How many in the Horde feel about Michelle when they gaze upon her visage... then they do saving rolls. The lucky ones immediately turn to stone.

http://tinyurl.com/kwnnyvx

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2014 03:18 PM (mn8eY)

216 "they were here in spirit."

And it smelled just like a deviled egg fart.

Posted by: Dang at May 05, 2014 03:18 PM (MNq6o)

217 Posted by: A. Hab at May 05, 2014 07:17 PM (4nR9/) amirite????

Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2014 03:19 PM (fsLdt)

218 Yeah, whenever Mother's Day rolls around, the first person I think of is an affirmative action 300k per year hire at a Chicago hospital whose position was left unfilled when she left the job. -------------------- The job did not exist before she got it either.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 05, 2014 03:19 PM (aDwsi)

219 Posted by: Dang at May 05, 2014 07:17 PM (MNq6o) Secretary of Stae Craig Robinson has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: RWC at May 05, 2014 03:19 PM (QeH9j)

220 McCain- This man Gowdy is straight out of the Lindsey Graham mold

No, when Miss Lindsey puts her mind to it, she is a hell of a prosecutor; just like Gowdy. The problem is that she so rarely wants to. Gowdy, OTOH, seems to relish tearing people apart. Which I applaud. He always looks like he's ready to beat someone with a cane and secede from the Union.

Posted by: pep at May 05, 2014 03:19 PM (4nR9/)

221 My lord, just look at the well-toned arms on that woman!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 05, 2014 03:19 PM (8ZskC)

222 Dood, man hands.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2014 03:19 PM (TIIx5)

223 213 For the day to honor mama sign a card for 'chell Obama it's a day of celebration please include a large donation Posted by: seamrog at May 05, 2014 07:18 PM (C837g) I like it! It has a good beat, and it's easy to dance to.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2014 03:20 PM (oMKp3)

224 38 O/T Some abortion fanatic is going to film her abortion. Sick. --- Done right, it could have the opposite effect of what is intended.

Posted by: whoever at May 05, 2014 03:20 PM (pjMym)

225 I just remembered I have to go look for that bucket of prop wash.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 05, 2014 03:20 PM (HLprW)

226 Holy crap! Here's "mom" without her wig. It's The Mooch's brother (who just lost his job) and they look like twins. http://tinyurl.com/msbs432 Posted by: Dang at May 05, 2014 07:17 PM (MNq6o) I think Mooch must be moonlighting as a basketball coach. They have the exact same face.

Posted by: Jen at May 05, 2014 03:20 PM (I+pAz)

227 O/T: At Walid Shoebat's blog " The 'smoking gun email that reveals who instructed Susan Rice to blame the Benghazi attack on a video also exposes a recipient named Mehdi K. Alhassani. Alhassani was the leader of the Muslim Student Association (MSA), a Muslim Brotherhood front group and attended the sister mosque of the Islamic Society of Boston Cultural Center (ISBCC) mosque attended by the Boston Marathon bombers. It is a mystery how Alhassani slipped through the cracks to become a Special Assistant to the Office of the Chief of Staff, National Security Council Staff, and Executive. Office of the President. It is unknown why a few hours before the Benghazi attack, Alhassani met in the White House with Samir Mayekar, a George Soros Â‘fellowÂ’ for an unscheduled visit." Whaaaaaa? http://tinyurl.com/lb8a7av

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2014 03:21 PM (8zTpe)

228 Kim Jong O has gone full Pyongyang. Next we'll have children in red scarves singing songs of praise to Our Mother. I'm waiting for the inevitable oath of allegiance to O replacing "Uphold and defend the Constitution".

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 05, 2014 03:22 PM (QBm1P)

229

I'll get to it right after putting flowers on Auntie Zeituni's grave.

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2014 03:22 PM (wAQA5)

230 224 GW Aw shucks.

Posted by: seamrog at May 05, 2014 03:23 PM (C837g)

231 I got a form letter from McCain, along with a $36 check made out to RNC asking me to send just $36. One dollar for each senate seat up this year, either open or for reelection. It came with postage paid envelope. I usually send back with notes but I didn't bother. I recycled it.

Posted by: Carol at May 05, 2014 03:23 PM (gjOCp)

232 What a bunch of pandering, slobbering idiots.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 05, 2014 03:23 PM (4Chvm)

233 >>>Is it me or does Mooch have broken knuckles on her right hand? From punching mcfuckstick?<<<

Those are highly developed tools for extracting crab and lobster meat from the shell.

Posted by: Fritz at May 05, 2014 03:23 PM (oJUxt)

234 Dear Leader's wife is truly mother to us all. Our very life and well-being come from her maternal care.

Posted by: obladioblada at May 05, 2014 03:24 PM (w6/EI)

235 This is sickening on so many levels. One, she only has 2 kids - bother them to sign her card. Second, fuck off. Third, Cult Much? Fourth - Fuck OFF, SERIOUSLY.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 05, 2014 03:24 PM (p4vr9)

236 You know they both got the hell away from each other as soon as the photographer was done.

Posted by: Dang at May 05, 2014 03:24 PM (MNq6o)

237 It is unknown why a few hours before the Benghazi attack, Alhassani met in the White House with Samir Mayekar, a George Soros Â‘fellowÂ’ for an unscheduled visit." Whaaaaaa? http://tinyurl.com/lb8a7av Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2014 07:21 PM (8zTpe) I feel quite confident that our gov. is filled with radical Muslims now. The next pres. is going to need to do some blanket houseclearing, and hope they get them all.

Posted by: Jen at May 05, 2014 03:25 PM (I+pAz)

238 obama's big ugly wife has mandibles

Posted by: Soothie § at May 05, 2014 03:25 PM (OAn63)

239 202 ....Master of ceremonies Emme Tomimbang said of President-elect Obama, "It broke his heart not to be here.... Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2014 07:15 PM (oMKp3) ------------------- Right. Broke his heart. POS.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 05, 2014 03:25 PM (dfYL9)

240 228 O/T: At Walid Shoebat's blog " The 'smoking gun email that reveals who instructed Susan Rice to blame the Benghazi attack on a video also exposes a recipient named Mehdi K. Alhassani. Alhassani was the leader of the Muslim Student Association (MSA), a Muslim Brotherhood front group and attended the sister mosque of the Islamic Society of Boston Cultural Center (ISBCC) mosque attended by the Boston Marathon bombers. It is a mystery how Alhassani slipped through the cracks to become a Special Assistant to the Office of the Chief of Staff, National Security Council Staff, and Executive. Office of the President. It is unknown why a few hours before the Benghazi attack, Alhassani met in the White House with Samir Mayekar, a George Soros Â‘fellowÂ’ for an unscheduled visit." Whaaaaaa? http://tinyurl.com/lb8a7av Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2014 07:21 PM (8zTpe) Uh oh.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2014 03:25 PM (oMKp3)

241 John Schindler ‏@20committee 26m Dutch politician Pim Fortuyn was assassinated in July 2002. His animal rights activist murderer is already free #FAIL http://news.uk.msn.com/world/dutch-politicians-killer-freed Â…

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 05, 2014 03:25 PM (ZPrif)

242 "Scamalot". aaaand that's all I got.

Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2014 03:26 PM (fsLdt)

243 McCain- This man Gowdy is straight out of the Lindsey Graham mold. Straight? Well that's a fabulous dog whistle there. He's just like a straight version of Lindsey Graham!

Posted by: wooga at May 05, 2014 03:26 PM (waJ2a)

244 Everything in the state, nothing outside the state.

Posted by: mussolinis mom at May 05, 2014 03:26 PM (ZWaLo)

245 O/T: At Walid Shoebat's blog Even though he has a past that makes me cringe, Walid is someone that knows the bad guys and tells the truth. Should be interesting if anyone else picks up this ball and pursues it. Not the MSM, of course. They'd only pay attention to him if he was still blowing people up.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at May 05, 2014 03:27 PM (j1NwQ)

246 I'd wager a quatloo or two Kermit Gosnell signed that card a couple dozen times on his favorite holiday.

Posted by: F. Aston-Feiryous at May 05, 2014 03:27 PM (FuN7f)

247 obama already won the election. ..no political value in a funeral

Posted by: Soothie § at May 05, 2014 03:27 PM (OAn63)

248 Those arms can sure swing a frying pan.

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2014 03:27 PM (wAQA5)

249 239 obama's big ugly wife has mandibles And an optical clocking device. But if you look closely, you see the shimmer when she moves.

Posted by: wooga at May 05, 2014 03:27 PM (waJ2a)

250 139
Pyongyang wasn't built in a day.

Posted by: Jaws at May 05, 2014 06:59 PM (Rbtz3)

Golden, my friend. Golden.

Posted by: dissent555 at May 05, 2014 03:28 PM (yR6A1)

251 That's right. Sign MO's "Mothers Day" card. After all, where would we all be without the loving embrace of The State?

Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 05, 2014 03:28 PM (OjQYm)

252

I don't think he went to his grammie's funeral. Why would he? It's not like she raised him or anything.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2014 06:57 PM (oMKp3)

---------

A week before the 2008 election, he dropped everything and flew to Hawaii...because his grandmother was "in poor health".

She died while he was there.

Some have wondered if he didn't smother her with a pillow.

After all...she was just a "typical white person".

Posted by: wheatie at May 05, 2014 03:29 PM (l/M30)

253 Dear Michelle, get out while the getting is good.

Posted by: MTF at May 05, 2014 03:29 PM (F58x4)

254 NDH: never use but and fuck together when refeering to that thing.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 05, 2014 03:29 PM (Q8vlx)

255 Heh. I tweeted back: Or else what? #AuditOrRaid

Posted by: votermom at May 05, 2014 03:29 PM (GSIDW)

256 241-The woman who knows Gowdy's staff probably needs to get that post on Gowdy's desk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2014 03:30 PM (XyM/Y)

257 Heh. I tweeted back: Or else what? #AuditOrRaid #thatsadronestrike

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 05, 2014 03:30 PM (0HooB)

258 Hope you've enjoyed all of those vacations I have paid for!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Supermodel, Benghazi reporter at May 05, 2014 03:30 PM (baL2B)

259 A week before the 2008 election, he dropped everything and flew to Hawaii...because his grandmother was "in poor health".

She died while he was there.
Some have wondered if he didn't smother her with a pillow.

After all...she was just a "typical white person".
Posted by: wheatie

Smothered her with a pillow?! Are you crazy? Where do you get that crap from? That's some crazy shit right there! He poisoned her.

Posted by: Dang at May 05, 2014 03:31 PM (MNq6o)

260 A week before the 2008 election, he dropped everything and flew to Hawaii...because his grandmother was "in poor health". She died while he was there. Some have wondered if he didn't smother her with a pillow. After all...she was just a "typical white person". Posted by: wheatie at May 05, 2014 07:29 PM (l/M30 lol, i thought that visit was made for the BC. /health dept thing

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2014 03:31 PM (nqBYe)

261 OK muthas, my little G'D'ette is here, so I gotta go do stuff. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 05, 2014 03:32 PM (0HooB)

262 Too bad Grammamma could not have been interviewed, I'm sure she was amazed at Her daughters son becoming President.

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2014 03:33 PM (nqBYe)

263 Re: Juan Williams Look on the bright side. His kids turned out to be right-wingers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2014 03:33 PM (TIIx5)

264 I will not sign your stupid card,
I hold you in too low regard.
That's one reason, here's another
No way, bitch! You ain't MY mother.

Posted by: TheresaD at May 05, 2014 03:34 PM (eANiA)

265 Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 05, 2014 07:32 PM (0HooB) You always say that BB. Has it ever worked?

Posted by: RWC at May 05, 2014 03:34 PM (QeH9j)

266

lol, i thought that visit was made for the BC. /health dept thing

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2014 07:31 PM (nqBYe)

--------

Birther!

That's an audit for you.

Posted by: wheatie at May 05, 2014 03:34 PM (l/M30)

267 181 Posted by: Sting at May 05, 2014 07:05 PM (Fp7JI)

Did the Police write any songs that WEREN'T completely creepy and/or depressing once you ignore the beats and actually read the lyrics? Message in a Bottle, Roxanne, Fields of Gold, the creepy stalker song...

++++

Wrapped Around Your Finger
Walking On The Moon

Hell, I'd disagree with you on both Message In a Bottle and Roxanne, come to think of it.

Every Breath You Take is pretty creepy, though.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 05, 2014 03:35 PM (IN7k+)

268 Theresa D, excellant.

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2014 03:35 PM (nqBYe)

269 Michelle is the mother to us all. She should go ahead and get herself something nice...from us. Because she deserves it.

Posted by: The Gorn at May 05, 2014 03:35 PM (/EkKm)

270 The fucking Grifter Twins keep this up, and they're going to bankrupt me. I'm no jwest. There's only so much guns and ammo I can afford.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 05, 2014 03:35 PM (v3BJ5)

271 The beatings will continue until the peasants show proper respect for their Queen!

Posted by: wheatie at May 05, 2014 03:35 PM (l/M30)

272 213 For the day to honor mama sign a card for 'chell Obama it's a day of celebration please include a large donation Posted by: seamrog at May 05, 2014 07:18 PM (C837g) Burma Shave

Posted by: Norman Bates at May 05, 2014 03:36 PM (sdi6R)

273 I wonder if he'll ever do anything about those Dumbo ears. --- Nah. They make good hand holds.

Posted by: Reggie at May 05, 2014 03:36 PM (pjMym)

274 That is just pathetic, at best. Won't say what at worst. Having to remind/nag people to "love" Moocher on Mutter's Tag. As if a First Lady is the nation's "mother" figure. Never has been, nor is it so. That would be extremely PRESUMPTUOUS. First Ladies prior to Hillary always exercised decorum. The First Lady is the President's Wife. And unless she's been sleeping around, she's no one's mother but their own two daughters. The rest of her fertilized eggs likely went down the drain or burned for fuel. But you never know, they might be cloning. Or she might have had them removed. Her business. Moocher is NOT our "mother". She's a bitter woman when it comes to calling babies a burden and mistake.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 05, 2014 03:36 PM (gmrH5)

275 wheatie, if Only the President didn't have His autobiographer state He was from Kenya. i mean how confusing is That!

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2014 03:36 PM (nqBYe)

276 Gaia versus Mother Michelle.

Posted by: RWC at May 05, 2014 03:36 PM (QeH9j)

277 The Moochelle can kiss my ass.

Posted by: Killerdog at May 05, 2014 03:37 PM (vOaP7)

278 "Candygram for Mongo!"

Gaylord in a stage whisper, "That's Michelle!"

"Candygram for Michelle!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2014 03:37 PM (mn8eY)

279 You always say that BB. Has it ever worked? Well, um, no, not yet. But hope springs eternal. Or it springs from the Barrel after a few days in a dark, warm, moist environment. Oh, wait, that's not hope...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 05, 2014 03:37 PM (0HooB)

280 Mothers deserve a nice vacation. it's been a while hasn't it?

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2014 03:37 PM (nqBYe)

281 obama's big ugly wife has mandibles Posted by: Soothie Â§ at May 05, 2014 07:25 PM (OAn63) Hey Michelle. How YOU doin'.

Posted by: Predator, sporting some bitchin' dreads at May 05, 2014 03:38 PM (TIIx5)

282 sorry, publisher*

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2014 03:38 PM (nqBYe)

283 In honor of Mothers Day I will be dedicating my first drive on the number one hole to Michelle. My short game on the number 2 hole will be dedicated to my beloved Aunt Zeituni, as had been previously planned.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at May 05, 2014 03:38 PM (8ZskC)

284 Did Awntie Ester have any children ?

Posted by: seamrog at May 05, 2014 03:39 PM (C837g)

285 His gmother "died" weekend before the election. He wanted the dead gmother sympathy vote.

Posted by: madamex at May 05, 2014 03:40 PM (7TwHV)

286 muuu theeer

Posted by: sam kineson at May 05, 2014 03:40 PM (nqBYe)

287 yawn.

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2014 03:41 PM (nqBYe)

288 I'd say there's a damn good argument to be made that Moochelle is actually a woman.

Posted by: Havedash at May 05, 2014 03:42 PM (G1XMn)

289 To paraphrase a scene from "Conan the Destroyer": MO: Do you know who I am? Me: Michelle Obama. MO: QUEEN Obama. Me: Not my queen.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at May 05, 2014 03:42 PM (VvOZ5)

290 oh , thought i saw a troll.

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2014 03:42 PM (nqBYe)

291 Maybe we all should send to Rodina Michelle little fluffy corgi stuffed animals.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2014 03:42 PM (mn8eY)

292 This year we'll be collecting the IP addresses of those persons who did not find time to sign the First Lady's Mothers Day card. So, a word to the wise and all that.

Posted by: Your Friends at the NSA at May 05, 2014 03:44 PM (8ZskC)

293

Dear Big Mooch

What's the matter? Daughters too lazy and spoilt to sign the dang card? Oh, and FU and Barry, too.

Sincerely,

wth

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2014 03:45 PM (wAQA5)

294 First Ladies prior to Hillary always exercised decorum. Well, Laura Bush certainly did. So it's the 'government as parent' side that plays the Cult of Personality.

Posted by: --- at May 05, 2014 03:45 PM (MMC8r)

295 My RL friends love her. More than TFG.

Posted by: Osoloco at May 05, 2014 03:46 PM (vQAJD)

296 Living Colour - always appropriate for these occasions: http://tinyurl.com/ygopjmn

Posted by: duke at May 05, 2014 03:47 PM (d3clc)

297 OK, so I guess I got the whole he didn't go to his grandma's funeral wrong. But it was something else about his grandma. I think it was that even though he was in HI, he didn't visit her while she was sick, as ppl have said upthread. Anyway, it was just one more thing to prove what a cold customer the man is.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 05, 2014 03:47 PM (r+7wo)

298 They're like Harriet and Ozzie Don't know shit about Benghazi.

Posted by: seamrog at May 05, 2014 03:48 PM (C837g)

299 Anyone who doesn't sign it with something inventive and appropriately praise-y will hear from us.

Posted by: Your non partisan IRS at May 05, 2014 03:49 PM (hO9ad)

300 I got something you can sign, bitch. Fuck off and die.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at May 05, 2014 03:49 PM (LdmmL)

301 In all seriousness ... those two consider themselves royalty. That's really the problem, in my not so humble opinion. They truly think the pot they piss in is just better. They ain't elite ... but they are elitists. Howdy chique. Always enjoy your posts.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 05, 2014 03:50 PM (v3BJ5)

302 Posted by: Your Friends at the NSA at May 05, 2014 07:44 PM (8ZskC)

You need to CC us on that memo

Posted by: Your non partisan IRS at May 05, 2014 03:50 PM (hO9ad)

303 The whole thing is just so - ugh - unseemly, creepy, and bizarre. Most people have never even met Michelle. What has she ever done for us? I have wonderful friends who have been there for me and I don't send them mothers day cards. Those of us fortunate to have still living mothers and grammie's - that's who we send our cards to. Not some random stranger we see on TV and the internet. This is so ridiculous.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 05, 2014 03:50 PM (r+7wo)

304 You know who this appeals to?

The LIV/OWS type with Mommy issues. Michelle is a better Mommy for them.

So yep, a cult.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2014 03:51 PM (mn8eY)

305 Must resist urge to write what I really feel. I will surely be banned. Cannot stomach either one of these self absorbed, narcissistic fucktards.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at May 05, 2014 03:52 PM (/IQip)

306 Thanks, ScoggDog.

Do the British even sign e-cards for the Queen? These people clearly wish he was a god-dictator.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 05, 2014 03:52 PM (r+7wo)

307 To the Moochelle, in memory of Mao, your favorite communist. Now kiss my ass.

Posted by: Killerdog at May 05, 2014 03:52 PM (vOaP7)

308 188 Aaaannnnddd....Massachusetts has announced it's scrapping its Obamacare exchange. Yes, THAT Massachusetts. Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at May 05, 2014 07:11 PM (eAJwE) Somewhere said the Romneycare exchange. I thought, Oh, that one, too? I guess they had to wait until the numbers faked by the State Marxists were faked even more by the Federal Marxists. Nothing to worry about. We are in the best of hands. . Comrade.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at May 05, 2014 03:52 PM (LdmmL)

309 304 cut,jib, newsletter?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 05, 2014 03:53 PM (Q8vlx)

310 How does one wish Happy Mothers Day to Mommie Dearest?

Posted by: Rocky at May 05, 2014 03:53 PM (JAoik)

311 Signing Michelle Obama's Mother's Day card isn't forbidden, and you know what that means.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 05, 2014 03:54 PM (uhMMS)

312 Think the girls, Shigella and Malaria, are having trouble figuring out what to get Mom for Mother's Day? Neiiiiiggggggh.. They just have to give her a carrot or a lump of sugar and she'll be totally happy.

Posted by: TheresaD at May 05, 2014 03:55 PM (eANiA)

313 It's not a cult man, it's a club with exclusive membership for window licking idiots.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 05, 2014 03:55 PM (Q8vlx)

314 Happy Mothers Day Mooch.. Now blow me.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at May 05, 2014 03:56 PM (/IQip)

315
Instead of signing her card, I prefer to meet her in person and suck her dick.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 05, 2014 03:56 PM (nQjHM)

316 On behalf of Vietnamese everywhere, Happy Mothers Day, you mutha!!!

Posted by: Pul Mai Dong at May 05, 2014 03:56 PM (HFSaY)

317 How does one wish Happy Mothers Day to Mommie Dearest?

I was thinking of leaving a flaming bag of shit on the White House porch, but then I remembered she already has one of those.

Posted by: Methos, giver at May 05, 2014 03:57 PM (hO9ad)

318 Who among us would want to be identified as the first person who stops applauding on Michelle's birthday?

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 05, 2014 03:57 PM (uhMMS)

319 Hey I know how we can tell her how much we wuv Rodina Michelle, send a coupon book good at McDonald's.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2014 03:57 PM (mn8eY)

320 From: Lieawatha Fauxahontas
e-mail: senator@warren.senate.gov
Zip Code: 02138 (Cambridge)

Posted by: Molon Labe at May 05, 2014 03:58 PM (Tslwx)

321 Posts like this should come with an ozone warning -- the electric hum of the banhammer can be smelled from the next blog over.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2014 03:58 PM (wNF3N)

322 Hmm. Can't send a digital butt print.

Posted by: Assault Journalist at May 05, 2014 03:58 PM (dfQ4e)

323
I signed it and I'm proud of making the commitment.

Posted by: Bob Schieffer, Liberal Butt Boy at May 05, 2014 03:58 PM (nQjHM)

324 It's time for me and a million others to be spittin' on our hands.....and searching for that black flag.

Posted by: Normal Man at May 05, 2014 03:59 PM (HFSaY)

325 Hey! 24's on. Jack's back!

Posted by: EC at May 05, 2014 03:59 PM (doBIb)

326 Sure, I'll sign the card.

Right after I "drop president Obama and his lovely wife off at the pool" in the morning.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2014 03:59 PM (TM1p8)

327

Dear Big Mooch

You are not welcome for everything, you unhappy ingrate.

American Taxpayers

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2014 04:00 PM (wAQA5)

328 Is it too late for a little quality breast feeding time, Mom-dude?

Posted by: Fritz at May 05, 2014 04:00 PM (oJUxt)

329 305 You know who this appeals to? The LIV/OWS type with Mommy issues. Michelle is a better Mommy for them. So yep, a cult. ANNA - I think that hits it right on the head, in a macro sense. I've been cogitating on this lately. That's often a bad sign - but I think I got this. These two are working a cult of personality. They're filling in the gap for a few generations - not just the millennials ... that have a personal hole to fill. In the past, most filled it with religion. Others filled it with community. Those of us that were left - like me - settled on being Libertarians. And I riffed that last part off Ace - but I think he's right. Barry's working an angle, in my opinion, that's a step above L. Ron Hubbard. Problem being - the last time it was done on this scale was by Adolf Hitler. And I mean that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 05, 2014 04:01 PM (v3BJ5)

330 If Mooch's Mother's Day Card was a field of fresh white snow, I might sign my name in yellow.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 05, 2014 04:01 PM (wdHk6)

331
Sure I've vacationed a few times, but you must admit that after all my hard work and difficult decisions, I deserved each and every respite from the rigors of Washington life.

Posted by: Michelle Obama, First Scrunt at May 05, 2014 04:02 PM (nQjHM)

332

O/T on Drudge:

"Earthquake Warning" issued for Oklahoma?

That is such bullshit.

It is a thinly disguised ploy to try to link the earthquakes here to Fracking.

Uh...if Fracking is causing earthquakes, then why are there so many earthquakes in places where no Fracking is going on?

Posted by: wheatie at May 05, 2014 04:02 PM (l/M30)

333 329 Is it too late for a little quality breast feeding time, Mom-dude? Posted by: Fritz at May 05, 2014 08:00 PM (oJUxt) Duuuuude? *shivers*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at May 05, 2014 04:03 PM (LdmmL)

334 Makes me want to vomit, just thinking about it. Sign it "Racist, H8TER!"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 05, 2014 04:04 PM (IXrOn)

335 Wheatie Shut up that's why.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 05, 2014 04:05 PM (Q8vlx)

336 Sign it "Racist, H8TER!" Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 05, 2014 08:04 PM (IXrOn) See my hash tag

Posted by: Velvet Ambition, the guy that will push that button at May 05, 2014 04:05 PM (R8hU8)

337 More to the point why aren't there earthquakes continuously in North Dakota if fracking causes earthquakes?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 05, 2014 04:06 PM (+0txR)

338 I was going to sign as 'Bill Ayers' but I don't have his e-mail address

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 05, 2014 04:07 PM (XvrTA)

339 A real mother wouldn't take my food! *sobs*

Posted by: Damiano at May 05, 2014 04:07 PM (j0wOO)

340

338 More to the point why aren't there earthquakes continuously in North Dakota if fracking causes earthquakes?

----------

Yup.

And what about all the earthquakes that have been going on for thousands of years before Fracking?

Posted by: wheatie at May 05, 2014 04:08 PM (l/M30)

341

She really got dolled up for that photo, shaved her arms and everything.

And look how proud Barry looks, or is that smile just masking the fear?

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2014 04:13 PM (wAQA5)

342

Can't help but think that this 'Mother's Day Card' thing is...bait.

They would love to hold up some examples of "how hateful conservatives are".

Right now, it seems like the Donks are desperate to Change the Subject.

They don't want any more attention on what they've been doing to us.

Posted by: wheatie at May 05, 2014 04:13 PM (l/M30)

343 new 1

Posted by: seamrog at May 05, 2014 04:14 PM (C837g)

344 >>>More to the point why aren't there earthquakes continuously in North Dakota if fracking causes earthquakes? The earth is very complex. Far more complex than you inbreds that think it was created in 7 days and dinosaurs are a hoax can understand. You see fracking in ND causes vibrations in the earths crust that reverberate through the earth and cause earthquakes in Chile and tsunami's in the Asia. In Oklahoma, plate tectonics are different, so there you it causes all the tornados as well as earthquakes in CA. ---------- >>> Yup. And what about all the earthquakes that have been going on for thousands of years before Fracking? Duh! Just like climate change, the full impact of man's destruction of Gaia won't be seen for hundreds of years! Fracking is so terrible that it's impact extends back thousands of years! The science is settled!

Posted by: Liberal Scientists at May 05, 2014 04:15 PM (j0wOO)

345 And what about all the earthquakes that have been going on for thousands of years before Fracking? Pre-shocks!

Posted by: whoever at May 05, 2014 04:16 PM (pjMym)

346 Several posts upstream seem to find it inconsistent that Zeroe's Mom's ashes were scattered in the Pacific and she has a gravesite in Hawaii. Nothing inconsistent there. An Uncle of mine has a plot and headstone in a cemetery, and his ashes were scattered along the RR tracks around Bingen, WA. He worked for the RR, and had that privilege. Could've been buried at Willamette National Cemetery too. Sqt. U. S. Marines WWII & Korea.

Posted by: jbarntt at May 05, 2014 04:23 PM (UNFot)

347 I don't remember any whitehouse doing something like this... I don't remember anything like this for Barbara or Laura... or even Hillary. Its insidiously cultish and downright creepy. How self centered are these people??

Posted by: cathymv at May 05, 2014 04:26 PM (dQKWK)

348 Obamas at Joffrey's weeding.

Posted by: honkskillet at May 05, 2014 04:50 PM (DBZx5)

349 Let me try again, Joffrey's wedding.

Posted by: honkskillet at May 05, 2014 04:51 PM (DBZx5)

350 http://i.imgur.com/702z8ys.png

Posted by: honkskillet at May 05, 2014 04:52 PM (DBZx5)

351 Democratic Party: For Mother's Day, Make Sure The First Thing You Do is Sign Michelle Obama's Card Does it count if I sign my name in urine? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: physics geek at May 05, 2014 04:59 PM (ghzCB)

352 1. How photoshopped is that pic of her with Barry? 2. Oh, I signed it, all right? Are You Kidding Me, fedup@fedup.com 3. It's a fundraising scam. "Thanks for signing the First Lady's Mother's Day card. Republican super PACs and shady special interest groups will spend millions of dollars this year to defeat Democrats and obstruct President Obama's agenda. But we can cut through the noise if we have the resources we need to win."

Posted by: MDH3 at May 05, 2014 05:02 PM (GKyUC)

353 I was gonna get Mom a lobster for Mother's Day but someone ate them all.

Posted by: eureka! at May 05, 2014 05:10 PM (q7DBM)

354 "Creepy? We pretty much invented that shit."

Posted by: mojo at May 05, 2014 05:25 PM (wj/AV)

355 now that I think of it, I was watching a documentary yesterday that showed the Hitler Youth singing "I belong to you, my Fuhrer."

Posted by: mallfly at May 05, 2014 05:28 PM (zjcTL)

356 Seriously, did this exist for Laura Bush? Or even Hillary? Do the Brits have one for the Queen? Or even Kate Middleton, who's prettier? Nope, not a cult.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate's Wife at May 05, 2014 05:48 PM (loQuV)

357 #22 - Well hell YEAH BOY!!!!

Posted by: Oedipus at May 05, 2014 06:37 PM (lj4x1)

358 I can't wait for this cult of personality bullshit to be over. It's not like Hillary is anything to worry about now...

Posted by: sans_sheriff at May 05, 2014 06:38 PM (lj4x1)

359 Dear Michelle, Go fuck yourself on Mother's Day. With Love, The American People

Posted by: Vercingetorix at May 05, 2014 07:13 PM (tDg59)

360 I really underestimated the creepiness.

Posted by: boomstick at May 05, 2014 07:14 PM (sg7/5)

361 Fascists.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 06, 2014 04:58 AM (Y92Nd)

362 True story: signing the card requires you to enter your email and zip code...but your first and last names are entirely optional. WTF?

Posted by: Wilkey at May 06, 2014 06:54 AM (9kIAq)

363 Seriously, what is it that makes people yearn for royalty? It makes me sick. Not to pick on the First Lady, but why on earth should I care about her? She is just another lawyer from Chicago.

Posted by: Rob at May 06, 2014 08:14 AM (tUVNN)

364 Not going to happen. I hate liars. And moochelle is one of the worst. Liars do not make good mothers.

Posted by: Alborn at May 06, 2014 10:39 AM (Csbr0)

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