January 15, 2014

Dude Meets Obama and Goofs On Him
— Ace

Unimpressed, is the basic tone of the piece.

I like this guy's writing. It's snarky but like ALL CAPS N EXCLAMATION POINTS DO-YOU-GET-IT?!! type snarky. I suppose "puckish" is a better word.

When the president arrived, 40 minutes later—stepping out of his SUV, smiling, with a little wave—the nerves subsided. The cafe is split into two long halves, and he first turned to visit its opposite half, smiling, shaking hands, shaking more hands.

And then—for the first time in nearly an hour—I could work. I found that I was so accustomed to his voice, how he holds his body, his aura, that ignoring him in person is as easy as ignoring a TV. Easier, in fact. He stops being the president and starts being That Guy Who You See In Tweets, That Guy Who Gives Speeches, That Guy.

That Guy shook exactly half the hands on the other side of the restaurant. He came back to our side. He addressed the five people sitting adjacent to me—who were, indeed, apparently there to talk to him.

That Guy said he would save our whole side of the restaurant for after the meal. But then, next to me, on my other side, he spotted a baby.

He apologized to the group. He could not resist, he said, a baby.

Oh, and let me post this so I can finally close the tab. I'm pretty sure this was in the sidebar and the Morning News Dump or the ONT if not all three. Still, it bears even more mention:

Philadelphia police search for 'Swiss Cheese Pervert' who offers women money to watch him touch himself with cheese

...

A number of women have reported being approached by the “white, heavy set male” who is known as the “Swiss-Cheese Pervert” in the Mayfair area of Philadelphia, US.

Every man's fantasy, you know.

Is this related? Must be, right? Everything's connected, my television told me. It also told me to kill a whore.

Thanks to @katmckinley and @doreenhdixon. I think. I don't completely remember where I saw these things.

Oh, and via @rdbrewer4, Jimmy Fallon and Chris Christie's hero Bruce Springsteen goof on Christie over Bridgegate.

Open Thread.

Posted by: Ace at 03:17 PM | Comments (472)
Post contains 377 words, total size 3 kb.

1 Whaaa

Posted by: dogfish at January 15, 2014 03:18 PM (nsOJa)

2 Swiss cheese? Not gouda.

Posted by: Y-not at January 15, 2014 03:19 PM (zDsvJ)

3 "That Guy" No, TFG!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2014 03:19 PM (POpqt)

4 Meh. I wasn't impressed either.

Posted by: Baby in the restaurant at January 15, 2014 03:20 PM (zDsvJ)

5 Oh shit, I thought he was going to eat that baby. "GET IN MAH BELLY!!!!!!"

Posted by: EC at January 15, 2014 03:21 PM (doBIb)

6 Yeah,Obama is a real baby lover.

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2014 03:21 PM (zqvg6)

7 Boy, are there a lot of weird kinks out there.

Posted by: Y-not at January 15, 2014 03:21 PM (zDsvJ)

8 When did touching yourself with cheese become a crime? Is this Nazi Germany?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 15, 2014 03:22 PM (DpEwG)

9 "Is this related? Must be, right? Everything's connected, my television told me. It also told me to kill a whore." There goes the monitor. Totally didn't see that last part coming.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2014 03:22 PM (oFCZn)

10 It ain't easy being cheesy.

Posted by: fluffy at January 15, 2014 03:22 PM (Ua6T/)

11 that's really a self brag "I was with POTUS and I like totes ignored him. That's how cool I am" John Cornyn really really trying to look conservative he also, is easy to ignore

Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 03:23 PM (zOTsN)

12 Audit his ass off.

Posted by: --- at January 15, 2014 03:23 PM (MMC8r)

13 How is that illegal,I mean he isn't soliciting sex from them or anything.

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2014 03:23 PM (zqvg6)

14 **NOTE TO SELF** -never order a Philly cheesesteak sandwich in Philly.

Posted by: Shameless Muldoon at January 15, 2014 03:23 PM (g4TxM)

15 no one ever picks me

Posted by: limburger at January 15, 2014 03:24 PM (zOTsN)

16 Everything's connected, my television told me. It also told me to kill a whore. Are you learning to be a lorry driver?

Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at January 15, 2014 03:24 PM (BXLPR)

17 swiss cheese penis pump?

Posted by: oc joe at January 15, 2014 03:24 PM (hqVUe)

18 If you get the Big Eye Swiss, touching isn't the only thing you can do with it.  Just sayin'.

Posted by: dogfish at January 15, 2014 03:24 PM (nsOJa)

19 I heard that Chris Christie is responsible for the Velveeta shortage...IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 15, 2014 03:24 PM (KbrNh)

20 The Kids in the Hall bit "girl drink drunk" is classic...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 15, 2014 03:24 PM (TE35l)

21 Yo I work Blue, big boy

Posted by: Stilton at January 15, 2014 03:24 PM (zOTsN)

22 I linked the cheese pervert story in the comments a couple days ago. It was from a British newspaper. Why do we have to depend on foreign media to cover the important stories?

Posted by: rickl at January 15, 2014 03:24 PM (sdi6R)

23 Lifestyle update ! Ace is from Philly , isn't he ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 03:24 PM (XWw96)

24 Now a hot tub full of fondue.... THAT I'd go for.

Posted by: Y-not holding a giant piece of bread at January 15, 2014 03:25 PM (zDsvJ)

25 no matter what I do, I can't get hard

Posted by: brie at January 15, 2014 03:25 PM (zOTsN)

26 I will say if you're going to get your cheese-on in front of women, use Mozzarella, the king of the masturbatory cheeses.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 15, 2014 03:25 PM (DpEwG)

27 So a “white, heavy set male” NOT a snarky cheetah wearing sunglasses?

Posted by: MikeH at January 15, 2014 03:25 PM (bRL1M)

28 3 "That Guy" No, TFG!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2014 07:19 PM (POpqt)


It should be "That god dam useless son-of-a-bitch" 

Posted by: Killerdog at January 15, 2014 03:25 PM (Oi60j)

29
Nacho cheese sauce and a few pictures of Kate Upton for the win!

Posted by: Miss Jay Shipman Carney, House Spokes Prick at January 15, 2014 03:25 PM (pJF+c)

30 What kind of cheese? Swiss? American? Bleu? Monteray Jack? Dick?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac lover of KaBoom Cereal at January 15, 2014 03:25 PM (BXLPR)

31 Wait a second. Is he paying the women or are they paying him. Unrelated- I wonder if anybody has the Denver franchise yet.

Posted by: Shameless Muldoon at January 15, 2014 03:26 PM (g4TxM)

32 don't be silly be a smarty get your kicks with creamy Havarti

Posted by: Havarti at January 15, 2014 03:26 PM (zOTsN)

33 I will train my baby to pee on anyone with dumbo ears.

Posted by: traye at January 15, 2014 03:26 PM (FtCug)

34 I the cheese pervert afraid to use a mozzarella stick, possibly suffer by comparison?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2014 03:26 PM (POpqt)

35 Split a story between the President and a cheese fucker, and the cheese fucker gets all the comments.

Posted by: --- at January 15, 2014 03:26 PM (MMC8r)

36 "Everything's connected, my television told me. It also told me to kill a whore."

Big deal...my TV tells me to kill FIVE whores at a time, because I'm an elder statesman and international figure. Live mas, bitch.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 15, 2014 03:27 PM (KbrNh)

37 Why not Pecorino Romano?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2014 03:27 PM (POpqt)

38 38 Why not Pecorino Romano?
Posted by: Lizzy

It leaves blisters.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 15, 2014 03:28 PM (DpEwG)

39 it grates on me

Posted by: Romano at January 15, 2014 03:28 PM (zOTsN)

40 Cheese isn't just for guys you know.  Longhorn Cheddar and whittling knife baby.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 15, 2014 03:28 PM (nsOJa)

41 In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, "a little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the rending of some cheesy comestibles!

Posted by: Chester at January 15, 2014 03:28 PM (bRL1M)

42 **NOTE TO SELF- - wait at least a minute after taking the cheese out of the microwave.

Posted by: Shameless Muldoon at January 15, 2014 03:28 PM (g4TxM)

43 Behold the power of cheese.

Posted by: --- at January 15, 2014 03:28 PM (MMC8r)

44 Obama likes kids 'cause they won't ask tough questions or complain.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2014 03:28 PM (POpqt)

45 I guess Chrispie is going to find out what it's like to take everyone on alone.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 15, 2014 03:28 PM (bf+1U)

46 OBTW- does anybody know what kind of burn cream is good for a scalded penis?

Posted by: Shameless Muldoon at January 15, 2014 03:29 PM (g4TxM)

47 Thanks Ace. Looking for my spot. Sorry. I won't make it to the ONT. The SCOAMF disgraced my alma mater with his presence today extolling the benefits of the Federal Leviathan. Maybe my alma mater disgraced me by inviting the incompetent boob but i renounce myself. I particularly liked the young man over the SCOAMF's left shoulder. I never saw him applaud once. In a suit jacket no less. A future Moron only he probably doesn't know it yet. Below, as a retort, I present the text of Reynoldus Magnus speech circa 1985. RR spoke at Reynolds Coliseum home of NCSU basketball. 15,,000 in attendance. Yeah. I was there. So was Jesse Helms. Greatness abounded, bitchez. SCOAMF spoke at the tennis center. Same campus. Appropriate venues. Sorry. Can't get Tinyurl to work on the phone. http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/index.php?pid=39057

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 15, 2014 03:29 PM (/djtm)

48 Blame the Government Cheese Program for this one.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 15, 2014 03:29 PM (tcK++)

49 I don't give Edam

Posted by: MikeH at January 15, 2014 03:29 PM (bRL1M)

50 I just ask the ladies if they'd like some of my Greek salad. No harm done. Except to the salad.

Posted by: The Feta Pervert at January 15, 2014 03:29 PM (KbrNh)

51 He would definitely look small compared to a log of chevre.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2014 03:29 PM (POpqt)

52 Swiss cheese?
Not Gouda.
Posted by: Y-not
Come on, Y-not, the cops didn't report that he had red balls on him.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 15, 2014 03:30 PM (Rax2C)

53 You'll pick me if you know whats Gouda for you

Posted by: Gouda at January 15, 2014 03:30 PM (zOTsN)

54 He apologized to the group. He could not resist, he said, a baby.


Or a puppy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2014 03:30 PM (8ZskC)

55 Maybe my alma mater disgraced me by inviting the incompetent boob but i renounce myself. As if I need yet another reason to tell those jagoffs no when they call me for money. They seem to have won the lottery today. Glad I'm done with them.

Posted by: EC at January 15, 2014 03:31 PM (doBIb)

56 If you like your baby, you can keep your baby.

Posted by: mrp at January 15, 2014 03:31 PM (HjPtV)

57 OT: Fan kills black metal singer for not being Satanic enough http://tinyurl.com/qhdtgy6

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 15, 2014 03:31 PM (XvHmy)

58 A Philly Cheese Shaft?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2014 03:31 PM (POpqt)

59 he was "punished" with a baby

Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 03:31 PM (zOTsN)

60 What kind of cheese?
Swiss? American? Bleu? Monteray Jack? Dick?
Head.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 15, 2014 03:32 PM (Rax2C)

61 Hey, baby, what's your sign?

Posted by: Monteray Jack at January 15, 2014 03:32 PM (HjPtV)

62 Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Posted by: MikeH at January 15, 2014 03:32 PM (bRL1M)

63 meeting at WH with Panetta, Clinton, Biden and the JEF they came up with the Video Myth in Benghazi

Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 03:32 PM (zOTsN)

64 "I'm sorry, we're fresh out of the Venezuelan beaver cheese. Sold the last piece not half an hour ago, we did."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2014 03:32 PM (60Q+L)

65 C: It's not much of a cheese shop, is it? O: Finest in the district sir! C: (annoyed) Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please. O: Well, it's so clean, sir! C: It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese.

Posted by: --- at January 15, 2014 03:33 PM (MMC8r)

66 Split a story between the President and a cheese fucker, and the cheese fucker gets all the comments.
No one wants to give the Atlantic the traffic.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 15, 2014 03:33 PM (Rax2C)

67 Hey!

Posted by: dick cheese at January 15, 2014 03:33 PM (QupBk)

68 I'm sure no one HSS done anything but scream and flee, but I have a friend who would have declined politely: "No, thank you, but it was kind of you to offer." I saw her do that to a flasher, once. He went away crying.

Posted by: Dianna at January 15, 2014 03:33 PM (ZXzji)

69 >>meeting at WH with Panetta, Clinton, Biden and the JEF
they came up with the Video Myth in Benghazi


Is this in a new report? If so, was this during or after the attack? I mean, were they even dead yet or just slightly warm, nearing room temp while all of this important squirrel story session was taking place?
I really hate these people.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2014 03:34 PM (POpqt)

70 I'm really surprised the perv doesn't move to Green Bay given his affinity for cheese head.

Posted by: Y-not holding a giant piece of bread at January 15, 2014 03:34 PM (zDsvJ)

71 SHUT UP THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI!!

Posted by: toby928© at January 15, 2014 03:34 PM (QupBk)

72 Help me!  I'm melting!

Posted by: Cheese Fondue at January 15, 2014 03:35 PM (HjPtV)

73 The first time I was on call as a young prosecutor I was petrified I would get a call and would dork it up the phone rang. I picked it up. It was a pervert. I was so relieved I laughed my head off he hung up on me no cheese

Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 03:35 PM (zOTsN)

74 I like Swiss.  It has a lot of holes.

Posted by: Chester the Swiss Cheese Pervert at January 15, 2014 03:35 PM (8ZskC)

75 33 don't be silly be a smarty get your kicks with creamy Havarti Posted by: Havarti at January 15, 2014 07:26 PM (zOTsN) Burma Shave.

Posted by: rickl at January 15, 2014 03:35 PM (sdi6R)

76 I prefer head cheese. And boys.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 15, 2014 03:35 PM (KbrNh)

77 A friends mom was flashed during an early morning run. It was below freezing...so she slowed down just to watch him fight the urge to cover up. Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2014 03:36 PM (POpqt)

78 Bloody autocorrect!

Posted by: Dianna at January 15, 2014 03:36 PM (ZXzji)

79 He's a hairy-handed gent Who hangs around in Kent Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair

Posted by: Warren Zevon at January 15, 2014 03:36 PM (VcLpf)

80 The Swiss Cheese Pervert- not a very catchy nickname. How about- The Fondue Fondler The Stringcheese Streaker The Fromage Freak ...???

Posted by: Shameless Muldoon at January 15, 2014 03:36 PM (g4TxM)

81 Catherine Herridge just reported it. Said they were trying to hide the meeting and who was at it. Seems to have happened that afternoon/night. And after that meeting, the story was peddled

Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 03:36 PM (zOTsN)

82 You know, springsteen is a real fuck. He knows christie is a huge fan, so he just blows him off. True violation of brotherhood.

Posted by: redenzo at January 15, 2014 03:36 PM (WCnJW)

83 Ironically, "go fuck a quiche" is a traditional Peruvian holiday greeting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2014 03:36 PM (8ZskC)

84 SHUT UP THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI!!
I told you, sir.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 15, 2014 03:36 PM (Rax2C)

85 67 Split a story between the President and a cheese fucker, and the cheese fucker gets all the comments.
No one wants to give the Atlantic the traffic.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 15, 2014 07:33 PM (Rax2C)


------------


Well...the cheese fucker IS more interesting than a mere, dreary, boring SCOAMF, eh?

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 15, 2014 03:37 PM (KbrNh)

86 What does he do if he needs to take a Cheez-Whiz?

Posted by: Shameless Muldoon at January 15, 2014 03:37 PM (g4TxM)

87 The Poorcock of Dick Cheesy?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2014 03:38 PM (60Q+L)

88 Preezy comes back from vacation for meaningless photo-ops.

Posted by: --- at January 15, 2014 03:38 PM (MMC8r)

89 Poutine . There , I said it .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 03:38 PM (XWw96)

90 HHS has now approved the Swiss Cheese Penis Pump model.

Posted by: K. Sebelius at January 15, 2014 03:39 PM (TCqhy)

91 Playfully piquant, with an intriguing topnote of dick.

Posted by: The Cheese Review at January 15, 2014 03:39 PM (8ZskC)

92 Philadelphia? Shouldn't he have used cream cheese?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 15, 2014 03:39 PM (tcK++)

93 nearly 80 posts in and no mention of Fumunda Cheese? disappointing

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 15, 2014 03:39 PM (XvrTA)

94 >>Split a story between the President and a cheese fucker, and the cheese fucker gets all the comments. Posted by: --- Cheese fucker and a cheesy Fucker

Posted by: Aviator at January 15, 2014 03:39 PM (DI+ja)

95 65 "I'm sorry, we're fresh out of the Venezuelan beaver cheese. Sold the last piece not half an hour ago, we did." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2014 07:32 PM (60Q+L) Have you in fact got any cheese here at all?

Posted by: MikeH at January 15, 2014 03:40 PM (bRL1M)

96 On Rush this afternoon, he recalled how thrilled KhristieKreme had been back in the days after ThuperThorm Thandy when Barky put Thpringsteen on the line with him. Now, Thpringsteen is mocking KhristieKreme, because the statists are NEVER your friends, but they are more than willing to use you to suit their own needs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 15, 2014 03:40 PM (HsTG8)

97 repeat Catherine Herridge reports that on the night of Benghazi, Panetta, Clinton, Biden and the JEF had a meeting the WH is trying to hide and after that meeting they started peddling the video myth

Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 03:40 PM (zOTsN)

98 Let he who has not made sweet love to a wheel of Taleggio cast the first stone.

Posted by: toby928© at January 15, 2014 03:41 PM (QupBk)

99 26 no matter what I do, I can't get hard Posted by: brie at January 15, 2014 07:25 PM (zOTsN) HA! Suck it, Brie!

Posted by: Parmesan at January 15, 2014 03:41 PM (UAMVq)

100 "A number of women have reported being approached by the “white, heavy set male” who is known as the “Swiss-Cheese Pervert” in the Mayfair area of Philadelphia, US."

Whew! Close call.

Posted by: Earl Camembert at January 15, 2014 03:42 PM (HjPtV)

101 That's not an audit It's a drone strike

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 15, 2014 03:42 PM (oR0vZ)

102 Cheeze Whiz! Weeeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Cicero Kid, pecorino in hand at January 15, 2014 03:42 PM (tcK++)

103 Spotted Dick and Cheese anyone ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 15, 2014 03:42 PM (nTgAI)

104 **shiftyeyes**

Posted by: Stinking Bishop at January 15, 2014 03:42 PM (QupBk)

105 Poutine . There , I said it . Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 07:38 PM --------------------- No whey!

Posted by: Elinor at January 15, 2014 03:43 PM (TCqhy)

106 69 I'm sure no one HSS done anything but scream and flee, but I have a friend who would have declined politely: "No, thank you, but it was kind of you to offer." I saw her do that to a flasher, once. He went away crying. Posted by: Dianna at January 15, 2014 07:33 PM (ZXzji) ------------------- Hah! How I wish I had that cool a demeanor!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 15, 2014 03:43 PM (dfYL9)

107 Is that Limburger on your lap, or are you just really happy to see me?

Posted by: Zombie Mae West at January 15, 2014 03:43 PM (XvHmy)

108 The Emmentaler Exhibitionist

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 15, 2014 03:44 PM (HsTG8)

109 I can honestly say I've never molested a piece of cheese. However, if cheese want to have its whey with me, I'll not complain..

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 15, 2014 03:44 PM (XvrTA)

110 What's wrong with Wensleydale, Grommit?

Posted by: Wallace at January 15, 2014 03:44 PM (Ua6T/)

111 96--65-- The only reason to go to england I can find is to see the monty python reunion show

Posted by: oc joe at January 15, 2014 03:44 PM (hqVUe)

112 Don't be afraid I wont hurt you

Posted by: Sharp Chedder at January 15, 2014 03:44 PM (zOTsN)

113 My new favorite restaurant...

... Chuck E. Cheese

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 15, 2014 03:44 PM (mSI+k)

114 No whey! Ahhhhhhgh!

Posted by: Little Miss Muffet at January 15, 2014 03:44 PM (tcK++)

115 I notice Dave in Texas is strangely silent .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 03:45 PM (XWw96)

116 He...he...*sniff* touched me. The bad way!

Posted by: Wensleydale at January 15, 2014 03:45 PM (UAMVq)

117 98 at this point what difference does it make...... I can imagine the ads run on this.

Posted by: redenzo at January 15, 2014 03:45 PM (WCnJW)

118 I can honestly say I've never molested a piece of cheese.


The Moron doth protest too much, methinks.

Posted by: 1,000 Monkeys at 1,000 Typewriters at January 15, 2014 03:46 PM (8ZskC)

119 Whew! Close call. Posted by: Earl Camembert at January 15, 2014 07:42 PM (HjPtV) Kudos for the SCTV reference!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 15, 2014 03:46 PM (HsTG8)

120 Johnny; Show me on the cheese log where he touched you.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at January 15, 2014 03:46 PM (MhA4j)

121 it makes a big fucking difference

Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 03:46 PM (zOTsN)

122 Who Moved My Cheese?

Posted by: Cheese Perv at January 15, 2014 03:46 PM (tcK++)

123 Must be some sort of Geneva Convention

Posted by: ontherocks at January 15, 2014 03:47 PM (vF+BA)

124 Given the choice of ignoring the Pres or ignoring a cheese pervert is

is..

is......


is.........

Posted by: Kodie, son of Kodie at January 15, 2014 03:47 PM (tCDF8)

125 Now group, ve haff a new member (heh) mit us today. Zis young man is from Philadelphia where he was known as the Swiss Cheese Pervert. He apparently likes to pleasure himself with chunks of cheese. I believe zis type uff behavior is ferry unhealthy and stems from deep-seated feelings of inadequacy. Now, Mr. Pervert, I vant you to remoof all uff your clothes. Now, hold your tiny little penis in your right hand and hold this piece of cheddar in your left hand and looking in the mirror, join the group as we say in affirmation, "I haff a ferry nice penis!" Zere- don't you feel besser already? Now, veneffer you get ze urge to molest a cheese, yoost put yourself in the cheese's place and imagine how you would feel if the roles were reversed.

Posted by: Dr. Ruth Westheimer, diminutive sex therapist extraordinaire at January 15, 2014 03:47 PM (g4TxM)

126 Little Miss Muffet, Sat on a Tuffet, Eating her curds and whey. Along came a pervert, And with only one perv-spurt, Her appetite vanished away.


Pissed off, be Miss Muffet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2014 03:47 PM (60Q+L)

127 Point out on this round of Emmentaler where the skeevy man touched you...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 15, 2014 03:47 PM (HsTG8)

128 In Soviet Russia cheese touches you!

Posted by: Yakov Gruyere at January 15, 2014 03:48 PM (Ua6T/)

129 Any of you fuckers touch my cheese , I'll kill you .

Posted by: Francis at January 15, 2014 03:48 PM (XWw96)

130 Philadelphia Creamed Cheese.

Posted by: --- at January 15, 2014 03:48 PM (MMC8r)

131 Posted by: Dianna at January 15, 2014 07:33 PM (ZXzji) LOL.... I was in a bar in Colorado Springs a number of years ago... with the current Lady, who was VERY Liberal... Gay man came up and tried to pick up on me... I could feel her tense and hold onto my arm REALLY tightly.... I just said "thanks for the complement, but I'm very Heterosexual".... He laughed and walked off.... Lady friend had been CONVINCED I was going to kick the shit out of him.... and was really surprised I didn't.... When she asked why I had not??? I responded... "you do realize I grew up within spitting distance of San Francisco?"...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2014 03:48 PM (lZBBB)

132 I'm Bob and I fuck cheese.

*Welcome Bob!*

Posted by: The 12-Step Program for Cheesefuckers at January 15, 2014 03:49 PM (8ZskC)

133 You can beat someone to death with one of these babies...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File eruvian_cheese_open_air_market.jpg

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 15, 2014 03:49 PM (Rax2C)

134 130 Any of you fuckers touch my cheese , I'll kill you . Posted by: Francis at January 15, 2014 07:48 PM (XWw96) Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Sgt. Havarti at January 15, 2014 03:49 PM (UAMVq)

135 Posted by: Dianna at January 15, 2014 07:33 PM (ZXzji) Oh.... and my favorite response when a Man says "F you"????? "Sorry... but "I" (emphasized) am Heterosexual"...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2014 03:50 PM (lZBBB)

136 I cum from a gland fromunda.

Posted by: --- at January 15, 2014 03:50 PM (MMC8r)

137 I wonder what cheese guys technique is.  Does he wrap it up  or just lay it on a  slice like a salami.

Posted by: Soona at January 15, 2014 03:50 PM (MB7Pi)

138 No one wants to give the Atlantic the traffic. --------- And you mouth breathers probably think the Taliban run around beheading people.

Posted by: Antlantic Editor at January 15, 2014 03:51 PM (Aif/5)

139 Cheesy fingers smearing savage blows.

Posted by: Hey! Aqualung! at January 15, 2014 03:51 PM (tcK++)

140 #134 Sure, Pixy, deadly cheese from Peruvia is a real laughing matter.
http://tinyurl.com/l9mrx9k

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 15, 2014 03:51 PM (Rax2C)

141 I was on a flight once, and George Will sat in front of me (1st class, natch-him, not me).  It was so odd, because I felt like I'd known him all my adult life, which in a way I had, since I'd seen him on TV that long.  It almost felt rude that I didn't approach him and say hello.  Anyway, I didn't, and he made it very clear that he didn't want people bothering him. 

Posted by: pep at January 15, 2014 03:51 PM (6TB1Z)

142 >>>Catherine Herridge reports that on the night of Benghazi, Panetta, Clinton, Biden and the JEF had a meeting the WH is trying to hide

and after that meeting they started peddling the video myth<<<



Didn't Panetta specifically testify before Congress that he met with Obama once, for some pre-scheduled meeting, as Benghazi was happening, so it became part of the discussion, then he never heard from SCOAMF again that night?

If Herridge is correct, and they have proof, Panetta's head (at the very least because of direct testimony) should be put on a pike (metaphorically).

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 15, 2014 03:52 PM (mSI+k)

143 141 Cheesy fingers smearing savage blows. Posted by: Hey! Aqualung!

Very nice.

Posted by: pep at January 15, 2014 03:52 PM (6TB1Z)

144 Apparently dick cheese guy missed that day in health class.

Posted by: NCKate at January 15, 2014 03:52 PM (AlFd0)

145 If you've never had cottage cheese thighs, you ain't living.

Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2014 03:53 PM (TKFmG)

146 It's not about cheese fucking but it's the next best thing. Probably NSFW.

Posted by: Adam at January 15, 2014 03:53 PM (Aif/5)

147 "A number of women have reported being approached by the 'white, heavy set male' who is known as the 'Swiss-Cheese Pervert' in the Mayfair area of Philadelphia, US."

Good! Catch that perv.

Reminding ourselves of course that if the perp had not been white, he would therefore have been described only as a "heavy set male".

And after eventual predictable outbursts of identity politics indignation via the fat lobby -- pardon me, the "Plus-Sized-American Community" -- you can further expect that the police will stop describing suspects as "heavy set", if those suspects happen to be.

It's where 21st century policing is going. Equal opportunity suspects.

"Calling all cars. Calling all cars. Be on the lookout for a person. That is all."

Posted by: torquewrench at January 15, 2014 03:53 PM (gqT4g)

148 I was on a flight once, and George Will sat in front of me
Blah blah blah! So did you rub your balls on his cheese, or what?

Posted by: "Phil" from Philly at January 15, 2014 03:53 PM (Ua6T/)

149 Shit. Link NSFW. http://tinyurl.com/ksd3evv

Posted by: Adam at January 15, 2014 03:54 PM (Aif/5)

150 I've been hit on by guys.I was flattered not angry.I think the guys that feel the need to beat up gay guys are perhaps afraid they are gay themselves.

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2014 03:54 PM (zqvg6)

151 In France, it's common for the male to have a main cheese but keep one, perhaps more, cheeses on the side.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 15, 2014 03:54 PM (XvrTA)

152 Anyway, I didn't, and he made it very clear that he didn't want people bothering him.
He asked the stewardess for a pound of cheddar?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 15, 2014 03:55 PM (Rax2C)

153 Posted by: torquewrench at January 15, 2014 07:53 PM (gqT4g) round up the usual suspects....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2014 03:55 PM (lZBBB)

154 The guy is just confused. You're all making him out to be some kind of muenster.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 15, 2014 03:55 PM (V4CBV)

155 Anyway, I didn't, and he made it very clear that he didn't want people bothering him. Everyone was wearing blue jeans.

Posted by: --- at January 15, 2014 03:55 PM (MMC8r)

156 If it wasn't Feta when he started, it at least smells like it now.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 15, 2014 03:55 PM (LSDdO)

157 Swiss. fucking. Cheese. Oh, maaan.... I'm imagining this guy calling in airstrikes at Khe Sahn.... It's just not happening.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 15, 2014 03:55 PM (d7j3J)

158 Catherine Herridge reports that on the night of Benghazi, Panetta, Clinton, Biden and the JEF had a meeting the WH is trying to hide and after that meeting they started peddling the video myth Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 07:40 PM (zOTsN) But...but...BUSH! HALLIBURTON!

Posted by: Progtard at January 15, 2014 03:56 PM (oFCZn)

159 SMEGMA!!!

The NEW fat free cheese.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 15, 2014 03:56 PM (LSDdO)

160 Golf clap, Varno

Posted by: Y-not holding a giant piece of bread at January 15, 2014 03:56 PM (zDsvJ)

161 I camembert the last time this happened in Philly.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 15, 2014 03:57 PM (V4CBV)

162 Be on the lookout for Justin Brie-ber.

Posted by: toby928© at January 15, 2014 03:57 PM (QupBk)

163 132 romeo13, I think they're disappointed their imaginary monsters are mostly indifferent

Posted by: sven10077 at January 15, 2014 03:58 PM (TE35l)

164 Whas he a great big fat person ?

Posted by: Buffalo Bob at January 15, 2014 03:58 PM (nTgAI)

165 153 In France, it's common for the male to have a main cheese but keep one, perhaps more, cheeses on the side. Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 15, 2014 07:54 PM (XvrTA) ----------------------------------- Speaking of which, we still don't know which cheese (if any) will be on the WH menu at the upcoming state dinner for France, do we?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 15, 2014 03:59 PM (dfYL9)

166 A “white, heavy set male” ? He should cheddar few pounds.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 15, 2014 03:59 PM (V4CBV)

167 Well, if a white, heavy-set male strolls up to Geno's and asks for "one with 600 grams of Swiss Cheese", the cops have a suspect.

Posted by: mrp at January 15, 2014 04:00 PM (HjPtV)

168  I've been hit on by guys.I was flattered not angry.I think the guys that feel the need to beat up gay guys are perhaps afraid they are gay themselves.

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2014 07:54 PM (zqvg6)

 

Well, hello there

Posted by: Brian Boitano at January 15, 2014 04:00 PM (nTgAI)

169 6 Yeah,Obama is a real baby lover. Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2014 07:21 PM (zqvg6) He was just presenting the little tyke with a bill and letting it be known that his/her life is, financially, shot.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 15, 2014 04:00 PM (d7j3J)

170 Why are you H8ers H8ing on cheese?

Posted by: Megaton McCain at January 15, 2014 04:00 PM (wSrLR)

171 I wonder if he likes a little 'head' cheese to start.

Posted by: --- at January 15, 2014 04:00 PM (MMC8r)

172 You shoulda asked for George Will's autograph and told him how exciting it is to finally meet Thomas Friedman..

Posted by: soothsayer at January 15, 2014 04:01 PM (NBrh6)

173 Makin Cheetos ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 15, 2014 04:01 PM (nTgAI)

174 Maybe he was high on Danish Blue?

Posted by: zombie walter white at January 15, 2014 04:01 PM (Rax2C)

175 Cheesy Dude was just looking for a gouda time.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at January 15, 2014 04:01 PM (5fSr7)

176 In France, it's common for the male to have a main cheese but keep one, perhaps more, cheeses on the side.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 15, 2014 07:54 PM (XvrTA)

 

 

-------------------------------------------

 

 

I learned in France and Germany,  that when the meal is finished and the waitress brings around the cheese cart,  it's always polite ettiquete to ask her if it's alright to pull out your dick. 

Posted by: Soona at January 15, 2014 04:01 PM (MB7Pi)

177 Did I miss the toe cheese comment?

Posted by: oc joe at January 15, 2014 04:02 PM (hqVUe)

178 Anyoje have the lowdown on Justin Bieber international criminal mastermind?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 15, 2014 04:02 PM (TE35l)

179 No whey!!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 15, 2014 04:02 PM (V4CBV)

180 Oh, God. I just heard Hugh Hewitt on the radio talking about what a masterful job Christie did in the press conference. Three guesses who Hewitt supports, and the first two don't count.

Posted by: rickl at January 15, 2014 04:02 PM (sdi6R)

181 Why are you H8ers H8ing on cheese?
Honey, it's...what we do.

Posted by: H8er at January 15, 2014 04:02 PM (Ua6T/)

182 I went all day with four cigarettes. I'm jonesing... Gonna take a ride to get rid of the jones. And probably buy a pack of smokes while I'm out. Anybody see Joffen here today?

Posted by: shredded chi - If the river was whiskey, I'd be a diving duck at January 15, 2014 04:03 PM (4KA1Z)

183 174 --- Cruel and unusual!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 15, 2014 04:03 PM (dfYL9)

184 174 soothsayer, Blind rage either keeps a man young, or...explodes your heart... ,I'm sure he'd be grateful

Posted by: sven10077 at January 15, 2014 04:04 PM (TE35l)

185 The cheese thing makes sense. The dude was a Cracka.

Posted by: johnd01 at January 15, 2014 04:04 PM (r0+v0)

186 chi, pick me up some Kraft Singles?

Posted by: fluffy, feeling experimental at January 15, 2014 04:05 PM (Ua6T/)

187 182 Rickl, Hillary!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 15, 2014 04:05 PM (TE35l)

188 That Guy said he would save our whole side of the restaurant for after the meal. But then, next to me, on my other side, he spotted a baby. He apologized to the group. He could not resist, he said, a baby. Yeah. He loves babies.

Posted by: n8sebaka at January 15, 2014 04:05 PM (21Ybq)

189 Yeah. He loves babies. Probably just wanted to save someone from their punishment.

Posted by: --- at January 15, 2014 04:06 PM (MMC8r)

190 180 Anyoje have the lowdown on Justin Bieber international criminal mastermind? _______ That was a joke, right? Unfortunately, i know a little about this "scandal."

Posted by: shredded chi - If the river was whiskey, I'd be a diving duck at January 15, 2014 04:06 PM (4KA1Z)

191 184 I went all day with four cigarettes. I'm jonesing... Gonna take a ride to get rid of the jones. And probably buy a pack of smokes while I'm out. Bring me a box of Velveeta, would you please?

Posted by: Cheese Perv, hankerin' for a hunk of cheese at January 15, 2014 04:06 PM (tcK++)

192 >>>172 Why are you H8ers H8ing on cheese? That's nacho problem.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 15, 2014 04:07 PM (V4CBV)

193 mmm cheese


Posted by: chemjeff at January 15, 2014 04:08 PM (9GG/0)

194 8 Years A Slave One man's story of profound suffering and toil under obama's economy and debt burden.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 15, 2014 04:08 PM (NBrh6)

195 OMG, THEY THINK 1984 IS A LOVE STORY (sidebar)?

Posted by: --- at January 15, 2014 04:08 PM (MMC8r)

196 guess the pervert offered up some...

Philadelphia-Style Cream Cheese


ba-doom-ching

Posted by: chemjeff at January 15, 2014 04:08 PM (9GG/0)

197 Well, I have heard of the slice of cheddar on the Apple Pie...

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2014 04:09 PM (Po8ff)

198 192 shredded chi, Well a typo...something about eggs, estrogen, and dozens of law enforcement...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 15, 2014 04:09 PM (TE35l)

199 What kind of cheese does one use to audition for "Ow! My Balls" ?

Posted by: fluffy is curious (orange) at January 15, 2014 04:09 PM (Ua6T/)

200 Alright then, who cut the cheese?

Posted by: Inspector Lookout of the Yard at January 15, 2014 04:10 PM (Rax2C)

201 OMG, THEY THINK 1984 IS A LOVE STORY (sidebar)? Posted by: --- at January 15, 2014 08:08 PM (MMC8r) What's next? "Gulag Archipelago The Musical"?

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 15, 2014 04:11 PM (XvHmy)

202  Bruce Springsteen is a fricken sellout. I don't even like Christie. But some 40+ million working class americans have lost their health insurance because of Obama... and THIS is what he finds his voice for? Fuckin coward.

Posted by: Fen at January 15, 2014 04:11 PM (a422o)

203 197 --, Yeah well understand they watch the film and see a love story in utopia... Not like us

Posted by: sven10077 at January 15, 2014 04:11 PM (TE35l)

204 speaking of "goofs", anyone besides me keep seeing the "ready for Hillary!" ads? Are we all clicking on them? Ace gets a couple of pennies each time, no?

Posted by: Mallfly at January 15, 2014 04:11 PM (bJm7W)

205 Wow, that Obama encounter is so lame, it's no wonder young people now consider him a dork.

Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2014 04:12 PM (TKFmG)

206 Grandpa always said, 'You can't make an Omelette without fucking some cheese.'.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2014 04:12 PM (Po8ff)

207 What's next? "Gulag Archipelago The Musical"?

John Lennon already did "A Day in the Life".

Posted by: pep at January 15, 2014 04:12 PM (6TB1Z)

208 When they catch this guy, they should string him up by his balls.
http://tinyurl.com/k9qoubk

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 15, 2014 04:12 PM (Rax2C)

209 What's next? "Gulag Archipelago The Musical"? Jim Carrey as Oskar Schindler.

Posted by: --- at January 15, 2014 04:13 PM (MMC8r)

210 Also in Germany,  when you go into a store to buy Swiss cheese, you have to tell the proprieter the size of the holes you want.  Medium, large, or extra large.

Posted by: Soona at January 15, 2014 04:14 PM (MB7Pi)

211 I saw this guy open for String Cheese Incident at the Spectrum!

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2014 04:14 PM (Po8ff)

212 147 If you've never had cottage cheese thighs, you ain't living.

Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2014 07:53 PM (TKFmG)


-------------


Wanna come over tomorrow night, big boy?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 15, 2014 04:14 PM (KbrNh)

213 My hometown.  Best known for booing Santa, throwing ice balls at Jimmy Johnson, throwing batteries at JD Drew and the Cheesefucker.

So proud.  *wipes tears*

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 15, 2014 04:15 PM (GrtrJ)

214 It's a little known fact that all Jarlsberg starts out as a wheel of simple Gruyere.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2014 04:16 PM (Po8ff)

215 215 My hometown. Best known for booing Santa, throwing ice balls at Jimmy Johnson, throwing batteries at JD Drew and the Cheesefucker. So proud. *wipes tears* Posted by: DangerGirl at January 15, 2014 08:15 PM (GrtrJ) Broad Street Bullies

Posted by: MikeH at January 15, 2014 04:16 PM (bRL1M)

216 This guy must be shitting a Brick knowing that all the cops are after him.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 15, 2014 04:17 PM (Rax2C)

217 Rumor has it the traffic cones in Jersey are solid cheddar .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 04:17 PM (XWw96)

218 Shoah 2 Electric Bugaloo

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2014 04:17 PM (oFCZn)

219 Who moved my cheese

Posted by: Chris Christie at January 15, 2014 04:18 PM (I1UvZ)

220 213 Garrett, I saw Headcheese do a trio with Reggie Love and some dude from Twitter about 5 seconds ago....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 15, 2014 04:18 PM (TE35l)

221 This guy can get Government Cheese anytime he wants it. And you are telling me we can't get Ace a taxpayer funded BJ ?

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2014 04:18 PM (Po8ff)

222 197 OMG, THEY THINK 1984 IS A LOVE STORY (sidebar)? Posted by: --- at January 15, 2014 08:08 PM (MMC8r) 1984 as a chick flick. Kill me now.

Posted by: rickl at January 15, 2014 04:18 PM (sdi6R)

223 OT: All December job gains went to women http://tinyurl.com/mvy2tpu

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 15, 2014 04:18 PM (XvHmy)

224 188 chi, pick me up some Kraft Singles? _______ Not on your life! You will get a brick of Veveeta, and like it! Sven - estrogen? I hadn't heard that much - just neighbor claiming twenty or thirty thousand in damage from an egging. And some lowlife rapper was arrested for drugs. Estrogen? Other than that which flows naturally through his pubescent body, is there any estrogen in that little fag's life?

Posted by: shredded chi - If the river was whiskey, I'd be a diving duck at January 15, 2014 04:20 PM (4KA1Z)

225 THEY THINK 1984 IS A LOVE STORY (sidebar)? LIKE RATIONS FOR CHOCOLATE

Posted by: Alt 1984 Titles at January 15, 2014 04:20 PM (Po8ff)

226 1984 as a chick flick. Kill me now.
Not so fast, Comrade Smith.

Posted by: O'Brien at January 15, 2014 04:20 PM (Ua6T/)

227 226 shredded chi, I may be needing miracle ear...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 15, 2014 04:21 PM (TE35l)

228 Broad Street Bullies

Posted by: MikeH at January 15, 2014 08:16 PM (bRL1M)



I guarantee you, more people know about the booing and throwing incidences than know who the Broad Street Bullies were.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 15, 2014 04:22 PM (GrtrJ)

229 "Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?" "Not TODAY, Sir, no."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 15, 2014 04:22 PM (W5F1X)

230 Non, NON!

Posted by: cheese eating surrrender monkeys [/i] [/b] at January 15, 2014 04:22 PM (5ikDv)

231 Do you know who looks just like Gilligan? When you read his name you're gonna go oh yeahhh, that is so weird¡ Jim Caveziel.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 15, 2014 04:22 PM (NBrh6)

232 I'll take the chick in the tub with Cheese Doritos instead. http://tinyurl.com/k9t585w

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 15, 2014 04:23 PM (tcK++)

233 "I'm from Monterrey," he ejaculated!

Posted by: Dr. Ruth Westheimer, diminutive sex therapist extraordinaire at January 15, 2014 04:24 PM (g4TxM)

234 Ol' Bleu Eyes

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 15, 2014 04:24 PM (V4CBV)

235 They'll be doing 'The Diary of Anne Frank' as a romance, soon. Hayden Pantierre and Taylor Lautner burn up the screen in 'The Attic!'

Posted by: --- at January 15, 2014 04:25 PM (MMC8r)

236 233 soothsayer, Yeah I can see that, add in Dom Deluise as the Skipper, Mitt Romney as the Perfesser...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 15, 2014 04:25 PM (TE35l)

237 Dial 9-1-1 in queso emergency.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 15, 2014 04:25 PM (V4CBV)

238 Bobby Clarke would be dead if it weren't for Dave Shultz.

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 04:26 PM (XWw96)

239 Boy, are there a lot of weird kinks out there. So then we're OK with the dog collar and latex then, right?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 15, 2014 04:26 PM (yz6yg)

240 >>>Wanna come over tomorrow night, big boy?<<

Only if you dress up in that splendid cheesecloth from the golden globes and I get to sample your squeaky cheese exclusively.

Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2014 04:26 PM (TKFmG)

241 American cheese = Boehner of fap cheeses Velveeta = MehCain of fap cheeses

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 15, 2014 04:26 PM (XvrTA)

242 I always wanted to direct a movie about a doomed alcoholic: The Triumph of the Swill

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2014 04:26 PM (oFCZn)

243 A number of women have reported being approached by the “white, heavy set male” who is known as the “Swiss-Cheese Pervert” in the Mayfair area of Philadelphia, US. I'd like to point out for the record that I've never been to Philly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 15, 2014 04:28 PM (ven16)

244 The cheese pervert could have been worse. What if it had been meat instead of cheese? Beef stroganoff

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 15, 2014 04:28 PM (g4TxM)

245 I'm Amish and I got da blues.

Posted by: Blind Josef Fritzenfarter. at January 15, 2014 04:28 PM (XSruS)

246 What kind of budget, alcohol wise you got Dack ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 04:29 PM (XWw96)

247 I was beginning to think the cheesy dick jokes had petered out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2014 04:29 PM (60Q+L)

248 Kylie Minogue Open Thread Compliance pic http://tinyurl.com/keemret

Posted by: kbdabear at January 15, 2014 04:29 PM (aTXUx)

249 Ok, i'm out- Smokes & Coke for me (bourbon don't mix itself). Cheese for fluffy. National Enquirer or Sven. Am I missing anything?

Posted by: shredded chi - If the river was whiskey, I'd be a diving duck at January 15, 2014 04:29 PM (4KA1Z)

250 Peter Fonda? Eww!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 15, 2014 04:29 PM (g4TxM)

251 248 What kind of budget, alcohol wise you got Dack ? Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 08:29 PM (XWw96) BYOB

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2014 04:30 PM (oFCZn)

252 This thread smells like limburger.

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2014 04:30 PM (zqvg6)

253 240 Bobby Clarke would be dead if it weren't for Dave Shultz.

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 08:26 PM (XWw96)



Without The Hammer, Clarke would have no teeth left in his head instead of twelve. 

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 15, 2014 04:30 PM (GrtrJ)

254 So we're saying white cheese guy is Ed Rendell?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2014 04:31 PM (oFCZn)

255 Perving on Swiss cheese is un-American.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at January 15, 2014 04:31 PM (5fSr7)

256 227 THEY THINK 1984 IS A LOVE STORY (sidebar)? You meet Zombie Helen Thomas for a hawt motel tryst in Room 101.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 15, 2014 04:32 PM (ZP+K/)

257 I find Pastrami to be the most erotic of all the cured meats.

Posted by: Vivian at January 15, 2014 04:32 PM (Po8ff)

258 another episode of Gilligan just started (MeTV) Its the very first episode.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 15, 2014 04:33 PM (NBrh6)

259 Hard cheese for you, Alberta Oil Peon. Come back in an hour.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 15, 2014 04:33 PM (Rax2C)

260 I find Pastrami to be the most erotic of all the cured meats. Don't you know they used pastrami in that movie 9? weeks? Remember the pastrami scene?

Posted by: George Costanza[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 15, 2014 04:34 PM (yz6yg)

261 And I need more eggs, shredded chi!

Posted by: justin bieber at January 15, 2014 04:34 PM (Rax2C)

262 Ace is on the Twitchy home page.

Posted by: flufffy at January 15, 2014 04:34 PM (Ua6T/)

263 Speaking of cheese: http://tinyurl.com/kwc56q7 Ads at site are NSFW.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 15, 2014 04:34 PM (XvHmy)

264 I'll tell you what Dack , doomed needs bank buddy . If I gotta be depraved BYOB don't cut it .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 04:35 PM (XWw96)

265 Ahem, credit where it's due, okay?

Posted by: Propionibacterium freudenreichii at January 15, 2014 04:35 PM (XSruS)

266 In this episode they listen to the radio announcer report the story of the lost SS Minnow and say the full names of everyone...except Gilligan. And Mrs Howell is referred to as "Lovie."

Posted by: soothsayer at January 15, 2014 04:36 PM (NBrh6)

267 In a little known Cold War psy-op,the USA dropped Swiss cheese with extra large holes all over the Soviet Union. All the cases were labeled 'Swiss Cheese - Size Medium Hole.'

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 15, 2014 04:37 PM (vHRtU)

268 Ace is on the Twitchy home page.
Does he have a block of Swiss cheese with him?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 15, 2014 04:37 PM (Rax2C)

269 "Say 'cheese'".

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 15, 2014 04:40 PM (wNF3N)

270 Amnesty for Nacho Cheese !!

Posted by: Pool Boy at January 15, 2014 04:40 PM (qQk+U)

271 Booze run in 3 , 2 ,1 ,

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 04:42 PM (XWw96)

272 I'm not seeing Ace on Twitchy.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2014 04:42 PM (oFCZn)

273 Tonight, Dirty Jobs takes you to Switzerland, where Mike Rowe interviews Gustav Niedlschwanz, chief hole-puncher at the famous Simmentaler cheese factory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2014 04:42 PM (60Q+L)

274 Kinda ironic that Jugears' Benghazi Cover Story was found to be Fucking Swiss Cheese today as well.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 15, 2014 04:43 PM (XPHw/)

275 If you get the Big Eye Swiss, touching isn't the only thing you can do with it. Just sayin'.
Posted by: dogfish

And for the smaller gent, Sweet Lorraine let the party carry on.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at January 15, 2014 04:43 PM (DL2i+)

276 This just in, Dick Cheese states at presser that he did not fuck that chicken! Film at eleven. Back to you Jane, you ignorant slut...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 15, 2014 04:44 PM (vHRtU)

277 This may be the best ratio of cheap content to cheesy comments yet presented.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 15, 2014 04:44 PM (XSruS)

278 273 I'm not seeing Ace on Twitchy.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2014 08:42 PM (oFCZn)



I don't know how you could miss the fuzzy, buck-toothed feller'.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 15, 2014 04:45 PM (GrtrJ)

279 You know when you go to cut the cheese, and just end up whizzing half melted brie in your pants? I hate when that happens.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 15, 2014 04:45 PM (vHRtU)

280 daily reminder: this clown is seriously our president.

Posted by: Daily Reminder Guy at January 15, 2014 04:46 PM (6j8ke)

281 strolls up to Geno's and asks for "one with 600 grams of Swiss Cheese",

Wrong part of the block to order anything in grams.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at January 15, 2014 04:48 PM (DL2i+)

282 so they quickly built a bamboo raft with a sail and Skipper and Gilligan set sail to find the mainland 3 days later.. what's left of the raft washes up on shore...of the same unchartered island

Posted by: soothsayer at January 15, 2014 04:49 PM (NBrh6)

283 282 DaveA, The Merlinos would have been handy...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 15, 2014 04:50 PM (TE35l)

284 Is it possible for a thread to commit suicide?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2014 04:54 PM (oFCZn)

285 sven, did you kill the thread?

Posted by: fluffffy at January 15, 2014 04:55 PM (Ua6T/)

286 this clown is seriously our president.

Posted by: Daily Reminder Guy

It's clowns all the way down.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 15, 2014 04:55 PM (qrpxS)

287 286 fluffy, It's my Willow+™ impersonation

Posted by: sven10077 at January 15, 2014 04:57 PM (TE35l)

288 I'm not seeing Ace on Twitchy.

He's there, just... staring.

Kinda creepy, really.

Posted by: B at January 15, 2014 04:57 PM (wSrLR)

289 O Reilly is a dolt that is all

Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 04:57 PM (zOTsN)

290 Reading the comments on that story...if all those fucking idiots occupied one space, it would implode from the stupidity. We are so boned.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 15, 2014 04:58 PM (080XV)

291 Oh, and I had Parmesan on my dinner tonight. From a can. I feel so dirty.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 15, 2014 04:58 PM (080XV)

292 Is it possible for a thread to commit suicide?
Did someone call?

Posted by: dr jack 'cheese' kevorkian at January 15, 2014 04:59 PM (Rax2C)

293 Dead outta the gate

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 15, 2014 05:00 PM (c1bIa)

294

Oh frabjous joy. Northern Virginia has become LA. Jim Moran's 2012 primary challenger ( I think he got 25 votes) has announced for the open seat. From his press release:

“As a straight white married father, it may come as a surprise that I am considered a diversity candidate. ..IÂ’m a Fighter Pilot and a Feminist Â…a Naval Academy and West Point graduate who knows what it is like to be bullied.  I have roomed with at least two gay midshipmen and I will be the loudest voice in the land for equal rights for all minorities to include our transgender brothers and sisters ..

IÂ’m a Harvard Business School Graduate who thinks that greed is not good Â… the least we can do is pass the Dream Act.  The best we can do is put policies in place that will enable us to “tear down that wall”.  An expensive and oftentimes ineffective barrier between two countries at peace with each other has costs that canÂ’t be quantified in dollars and cents aloneÂ…..

I have flown over the worldÂ’s most hostile terrain with some of our countryÂ’s deadliest weapons, and I am convinced I was safer there than I would be on the ground of too many of our gun-laden streets of America.  Clearly, we are not “well-regulated” enough.

Â….Too many in Congress embrace, and fund, an atmosphere of never-ending national security crisis.  We spend about 150 times more on Defense, Homeland Security, and the “black budget” than we do on research to cure cancer.  Yet we are thousands of times more likely to die of cancer than to terrorists.   I call for a new kind of space race – to cure cancer and other diseases."  

 

 

Arggh. I hope Mary Catherine Hamm or Jim Geraghty runs. They won't win but what fun it would be.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 15, 2014 05:00 PM (RjBt7)

295 Cheese. It's not just for cheeseburgers.

Posted by: The Ad Council at January 15, 2014 05:00 PM (JdEZJ)

296 >>Ace is on the Twitchy home page. I didn't realize how much he looks like Harry Konnick, Jr.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 15, 2014 05:01 PM (SUKHu)

297

227 THEY THINK 1984 IS A LOVE STORY (sidebar)?


Hollywood will make it a gay love story at that! Winston and Big Brother become lovers at the end.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 15, 2014 05:02 PM (PLxLq)

298 If you get the Big Eye Swiss, touching isn't the only thing you can do with it. Just sayin' _________ There isn't a "big eye" swiss cheese big enough for me. I'm hung like a tuna can.

Posted by: shredded chi - If the river was whiskey, I'd be a diving duck at January 15, 2014 05:02 PM (4KA1Z)

299 On PBS now, a new Nova: Zeppelin Terrorist Attack About the German attacks on Britain

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 15, 2014 05:04 PM (DmNpO)

300 I'm just a Cheese lover in Paradise.

Posted by: parrothead at January 15, 2014 05:05 PM (JdEZJ)

301 Zeppelin attacks were terror but a blockade that starved people is just fine I guess.

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2014 05:05 PM (zqvg6)

302 Hollywood will make it a gay love story at that! Winston and Big Brother become lovers at the end. Posted by: puddleglum at January 15, 2014 09:02 PM (PLxLq) Julia as Winston's beard?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2014 05:05 PM (oFCZn)

303

298: Hollywood will make it a gay love story at that! Winston and Big Brother become lovers at the end.

It's an SM gay love story: Fifty shades of ghey 1984

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 15, 2014 05:09 PM (RjBt7)

304 Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January That was parody, right? You pulled that from "The Onion," right? Seriously, tell me that isn't what our military has come to...

Posted by: shredded chi - If the river was whiskey, I'd be a diving duck at January 15, 2014 05:09 PM (4KA1Z)

305 303 dack thrombosis, Michelle as Big Brother's...? BARACK! yes dear?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 15, 2014 05:09 PM (TE35l)

306 Puckish cheese.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 15, 2014 05:09 PM (m2Izr)

307 >>>302 Zeppelin attacks were terror but a blockade that starved people is just fine I guess. Must've been a communication breakdown.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 15, 2014 05:12 PM (V4CBV)

308 Whats the best way to fry onions? Chopped, sliced? Whats best to fry them with? Butter, oils?

Posted by: GMB at January 15, 2014 05:12 PM (nkPV9)

309 If the President gets sick in the next 7-10 days, the IRS is going after this kid's ass.

Posted by: Dave S. at January 15, 2014 05:12 PM (UvR6d)

310 Oh, all those poor starving Germans. :=(

Posted by: belgium at January 15, 2014 05:14 PM (Rax2C)

311 Depends what you're making, but typically I'd say chopped, in olive oil.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 15, 2014 05:16 PM (SwHqo)

312 y'all are  a bunch of cheesy jokesters.

Posted by: willow at January 15, 2014 05:16 PM (nqBYe)

313 My goal is french fried onions. That'll probably never happen. Do want want them kind of crunchy though.

Posted by: GMB at January 15, 2014 05:17 PM (nkPV9)

314 309 What are you using them for? Without knowing more, I want to say sliced, lightly dredged in flour, and in oil. Or fry them in Velveeta. that always works, too.

Posted by: shredded chi - If the river was whiskey, I'd be a diving duck at January 15, 2014 05:17 PM (4KA1Z)

315 Are you talking deep frying GMB ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 05:19 PM (XWw96)

316 Hate to be a xenophobe, but I'm more of an American cheese guy... Evenin' all.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 15, 2014 05:20 PM (8FyP4)

317 Onion rings , right ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 05:20 PM (XWw96)

318 Must've been a communication breakdown. Posted by: Dr. Varno +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ It's always the same.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 15, 2014 05:21 PM (8FyP4)

319 I don't always fuck a wheel of cheese, but when I do, it's Swiss.

Posted by: Slightly more Interesting Countrysquire at January 15, 2014 05:22 PM (8FyP4)

320 I'd think that onion rings, fresh ones anyway, would be too hot to use. You are discussing the cheese story aren't you?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 15, 2014 05:23 PM (Rax2C)

321 ... and I will be the loudest voice in the land for equal rights for all minorities to include our transgender brothers and sisters .. --- Make that brothers/sisters and sisters/brothers.

Posted by: whoever at January 15, 2014 05:25 PM (zu9Ee)

322 Hold on ..... maybe he just wants to fuck the onion rings .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 05:25 PM (XWw96)

323 Wait, wait, wait. Are some of you saying that you can fit your dick inside an onion ring?

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 15, 2014 05:25 PM (8FyP4)

324 Slice them very thinly. Dry them in papertowels. Dredege in flour/salt & pepprr. Fry them up in 1/2 " of veg oil in a skillet. Enjoy.

Posted by: shredded chi - If the river was whiskey, I'd be a diving duck at January 15, 2014 05:25 PM (4KA1Z)

325

305. It's real.  

 

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 15, 2014 05:26 PM (RjBt7)

326 Hold on ..... maybe he just wants to fuck the onion rings.
I think my caveat still stands.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 15, 2014 05:27 PM (Rax2C)

327 shredded chi , that was so hot .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 05:27 PM (XWw96)

328 Deep fry, pan fried, just trying to add onions to my mix. Never was much of a cook and the Mrs. does most of the cooking here.


Posted by: GMB at January 15, 2014 05:28 PM (nkPV9)

329

305: It's real

 

http://tinyurl.com/lnbz8qy

Warning: you will lose brain cells 

 

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 15, 2014 05:29 PM (RjBt7)

330 Shuttleworth is a former strategy management consultant and marketing executive with MicroStrategy and Blackboard. He is a community activist currently in the following leadership positions for the following national, regional and local organizations: the Executive Board of Give An Hour; the Executive Committee of Team Kids; the Arlington Public Schools School Health Advisory Board; the Board of Arlington Gay & Lesbian Association and is the President of his Community Association. wwell bless his heart

Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 05:30 PM (zOTsN)

331 shredded chi. Dredge? Beg pardon but I can not translate this word. Do you mean cover?

Posted by: GMB at January 15, 2014 05:31 PM (nkPV9)

332 if he is so worried about women being in positions of power and diversity shouldn't his wife run?

Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 05:31 PM (zOTsN)

333

If you want to fuck the onion rings, get them out of the pan first and wait until the cool off. Safe sex, you know. 

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 15, 2014 05:32 PM (RjBt7)

334 Sweet dreams are made of cheese, Who am I to dis-a-brie?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 15, 2014 05:32 PM (vHRtU)

335 Dredge =dip in egg wash and cover in your favourite batter stuff

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 05:34 PM (XWw96)

336 Is it possible to  be both a Naval Academy and West Point grad?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 15, 2014 05:34 PM (RjBt7)

337 335 - Golf clap. Or some kind of clap.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 15, 2014 05:35 PM (8FyP4)

338 Ostrichpillow - "Dare to look like a complete ass"

Posted by: UWP at January 15, 2014 05:35 PM (2hQRj)

339

336 Dredge =dip in egg wash and cover in your favourite batter stuff

 

I like beer battered women

Posted by: Congressman Jim Moran, (D), MBNA at January 15, 2014 05:36 PM (RjBt7)

340 What's up roonz and roonettez! Coming to you live from the new RefugeMobile laptop, the old Acer finally bit the dust in a big way. Too bad in a way, but that's the way it goes I guess.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 15, 2014 05:36 PM (yh0zB)

341 academy under grad west point grad however he seems to be a professional victim which is contrary to a warrior ethos I wonder what is in his personnel folder

Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 05:36 PM (zOTsN)

342 I wonder what is in his personnel folder Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 09:36 PM (zOTsN) It's more like a hyper-dimensional Trapper Keeper.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 15, 2014 05:37 PM (LIQGY)

343 Posted by: Congressman Jim Moran, (D), MBNA at January 15, 2014 09:36 PM (RjBt7)


*sadly* and all this time I've been eating mine plain...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 15, 2014 05:37 PM (yh0zB)

344 335 Sweet dreams are made of cheese, Who am I to dis-a-brie? Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 15, 2014 09:32 PM (vHRtU) Well done! I lol'd!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 15, 2014 05:38 PM (bCEmE)

345 thunderb, he is CONCERNED- about oh, so many many concerning things 

Posted by: Congressman Jim Moran, (D), MBNA at January 15, 2014 05:38 PM (RjBt7)

346 I saw Egg Wash open for The Dixie Chicks at Knebworth in 2003.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2014 05:38 PM (oFCZn)

347 Good Eurythmics reference, OG C-A. (I could have sworn Rough Trade did a version of it but I appear to be mistaken. Probably thinking of High School Confidential.)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 15, 2014 05:39 PM (Rax2C)

348 Window keeps popping up, "USB Device Not Recognized" again and again. Turn off notifications. Keeps popping up.

Know what I did? Fucking deleted that USB Device.

Like a boss.

And now I'm going to drink a beer because I am a USB Device killing machine.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 15, 2014 05:39 PM (qrpxS)

349 For those interested, Duck Dynasty season premier is on in 20 mins.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 15, 2014 05:40 PM (bCEmE)

350 For those not interested, don't turn it on.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 15, 2014 05:41 PM (bCEmE)

351 Jim, i think i will try to kill a few cells with another bourbon before I check your link. GMB, yes, drag them through a little flour with sal & pepper mixed in it. Add some garlic powder for shits & giggles. Don't have the oul too hot (maybe on 4 or 5 with an electric stove). Bill D (&GMB) - it will help if you imagine Kary Osbournw is cooking with you: http://tinyurl.com/lv4bj4q My latest crush, and she's cuter that Giada or Nigella, with nicer sweater kittens.

Posted by: shredded chi - If the river was whiskey, I'd be a diving duck at January 15, 2014 05:42 PM (4KA1Z)

352 337 Jim in Virginia at January 15, 2014 09:34 PM (RjBt7)

Uh "possible"?

Maybe theoretically....

been done in modern times if ever?

Can't imagine it.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 05:42 PM (TE35l)

353 Catherine Herridge just reported it. Said they were trying to hide the meeting and who was at it. Seems to have happened that afternoon/night. And after that meeting, the story was peddled \ Posted by: thunderb Thanks thunderb. So no details as to time? They were plotting to cover the campaign meme while those in Libya were under attack, before the last 2 were killed? Couldn't be bothered to try and rescue them? Subpoena their asses right away and let them lie to Congress, cause that's what they will do. Then find a way to the truth and KILL Hillary's campaign for president.

Posted by: The Farmer at January 15, 2014 05:43 PM (eBupg)

354 342 thunderb at January 15, 2014 09:36 PM (zOTsN)

He somehow missed the Merchant Marine Academy...

and the whales...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 05:44 PM (TE35l)

355 Where did you go to HS Andy ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 05:44 PM (XWw96)

356 349 And now I'm going to drink a beer because I am a USB Device killing machine. You say USB Device ... jwest says Grannie ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 15, 2014 05:44 PM (6/+vz)

357 And now I'm going to drink a beer because I am a USB Device killing machine. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 15, 2014 09:39 PM (qrpxS) If it's not recognized, how does Windows know it's a USB device?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 15, 2014 05:44 PM (LIQGY)

358 Well, if I had been going to post on this thread I would have changed my handle to feta ccompli.

Posted by: Ghabberflasted at January 15, 2014 05:45 PM (w+SvP)

359 To a west-end Toronto high school named for a British pro-colonialist poet if you get my drift, Bill D. Cat.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 15, 2014 05:47 PM (Rax2C)

360 If it's not recognized, how does Windows know it's a USB device?
What were you sticking in that port?

Posted by: fluffy at January 15, 2014 05:47 PM (Ua6T/)

361 > Bill D (&GMB) - it will help if you imagine Kary Osbournw is cooking with you: "Now we will wash and prep the PalinMelons..."

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 15, 2014 05:48 PM (vHRtU)

362 361 If it's not recognized, how does Windows know it's a USB device? What were you sticking in that port? Posted by: fluffy at January 15, 2014 09:47 PM (Ua6T/) Maybe there's a kink in his string cheese.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 15, 2014 05:49 PM (LIQGY)

363 If it's not recognized, how does Windows know it's a USB device?


What were you sticking in that port?

Posted by: fluffy

Not what you think.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 15, 2014 05:50 PM (qrpxS)

364 I have finished my work on the Unified String Cheese theory! Briefly, it states: Gorgonzola! Gesundheit!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 15, 2014 05:50 PM (vHRtU)

365 he got out at 34. He is 46 now. last time he ran he said his three main issues were stopping insider trading extending Medicare to everyone (single payer) carbon tax

Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 05:51 PM (zOTsN)

366 You west end high fallutin bastiges . Me , it was Dumbarten and Pickering , in that order .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 05:51 PM (XWw96)

367 /scratches self

Posted by: soothsayer in the back of the room at January 15, 2014 05:51 PM (NBrh6)

368 if I met that asswipe, I'd probably end up in federal custody.

Posted by: Peaches at January 15, 2014 05:51 PM (8lmkt)

369 So many asswipes, so little time!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2014 05:52 PM (60Q+L)

370 366 thunderb at January 15, 2014 09:51 PM (zOTsN)

Ok...

so he goes to West Point at 18, graduates at 22 does his 4 years he is 26, goes to annapolis he is 30 flight training is 32 probably does 4 years minimum and is 36...

how did he wind up Climbing Mt Kilamanjaro and saving that gibbon?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 05:53 PM (TE35l)

371 Ever raped a gibbon? Many parts are fuckable.

Posted by: Weird 'Hello Sailor' Politician Guy at January 15, 2014 05:55 PM (vHRtU)

372 how did he wind up Climbing Mt Kilamanjaro and saving that gibbon? Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 09:53 PM (TE35l) Because it was there, and he wanted an exotic pet?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 15, 2014 05:55 PM (LIQGY)

373 how did he wind up Climbing Mt Kilamanjaro and saving that gibbon?
And will he make an honest primate of him?

Posted by: fluffy at January 15, 2014 05:55 PM (Ua6T/)

374 I know I've been a tad pessimistic lately but I'm less so now because we will finally be rid of that sleezy bum Jim Moran. I'd rather he left Congress running and screaming as he's being bullwhipped, but this'll do.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 15, 2014 05:55 PM (NBrh6)

375 yea the math doesn't add up

Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 05:56 PM (zOTsN)

376 My daughter was followed home twice by the cheese pervert. Not funny at all; it was late at night on a relatively deserted stretch of road as she was coming back from work. He would not let her change lanes; would accelerate when she did; brake sharply when she did, etc. She was understandably terrified and was preparing to drive to the police station when he turned off the road. If anyone is from Philly, this was on Henry Ave. in Roxborough, by the agricultural school and Fairmount Park.

Posted by: RigelDog at January 15, 2014 05:56 PM (uFFTT)

377 I hate fucking gibbons. And Reese's, too.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 15, 2014 05:56 PM (NBrh6)

378 So you're from the Far East originally then, Bill. And I LOLed about your version of its name. (BTW, apparently there's a real Dumbarton Street in Guelph!)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 15, 2014 05:56 PM (Rax2C)

379 geez RD scarey

Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 05:57 PM (zOTsN)

380 I hate fucking gibbons.
That's what Dr Zaius said!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 15, 2014 05:58 PM (Rax2C)

381 Thanks guys! Never get cooking advice anywhere else.

A few years ago someone mentioned they cook bacon in the oven. I haven't cooked bacon any other way since.

Posted by: GMB at January 15, 2014 05:59 PM (nkPV9)

382 And Reese's, too.
Don't try to eat them whole.

Posted by: fluffy at January 15, 2014 05:59 PM (Ua6T/)

383 I know I've been a tad pessimistic lately but I'm less so now because we will finally be rid of that sleezy bum Jim Moran. ________ He has a son. IIRC, he was arrested not long ago for beating his girlfriend down on the street after a night of drinkng... My money says he'll be running for some office within two years.

Posted by: shredded chi - If the river was whiskey, I'd be a diving duck at January 15, 2014 05:59 PM (4KA1Z)

384 well who doesn't hate fucking Gibbons?

But the Gibbon led him on...crazy eyes

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 05:59 PM (TE35l)

385 Posted by: RigelDog at January 15, 2014 09:56 PM (uFFTT) That is scary. IÂ’m glad your daughter knows enough to go to the police station.

Posted by: Carol at January 15, 2014 06:00 PM (z4WKX)

386 382 Thanks guys! Never get cooking advice anywhere else. A few years ago someone mentioned they cook bacon in the oven. I haven't cooked bacon any other way since. Posted by: GMB at January 15, 2014 09:59 PM (nkPV9) I cooked some bacon in my George Foreman grill a time or two...faster, I guess, but nothing to write home about.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 15, 2014 06:00 PM (LIQGY)

387 Clowns , I fucking hate clowns .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 06:00 PM (XWw96)

388 376 yea the math doesn't add up Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 09:56 PM (zOTsN) Obligatory, they said there would be no math on this blog...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2014 06:01 PM (lZBBB)

389 you owe five years for academy and another 8 AFTER you pin on wings, not including time tacked on for West Point, lets say another 4. That's at least 17 years in commitment not seeing it he might be exaggerating a tad

Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 06:01 PM (zOTsN)

390 Hmmmm It's 79 degrees but feels like 75 Brrrrrrrr Need a jacket

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 15, 2014 06:01 PM (MBzEc)

391 he might be exaggerating a tad
And he invented rainbows!

Posted by: fluffy at January 15, 2014 06:03 PM (Ua6T/)

392 I guess he could have, but something doesn't smell right

Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 06:03 PM (zOTsN)

393 Twitchy has the new Mossburg Duck Dynasty commercials talk about heads becoming splody.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at January 15, 2014 06:03 PM (GKF3X)

394 A few years ago someone mentioned they cook bacon in the oven. I haven't cooked bacon any other way since. Posted by: GMB at January 15, 2014 09:59 PM (nkPV9) IÂ’d probably make more bacon if it put it in the oven. Can you tell me how? I hate having multiple things going on the stove at the same time.

Posted by: Carol at January 15, 2014 06:03 PM (z4WKX)

395 Late ONT! Early ONT! Late ONT! They're trying to mess with our heads, I tell you!

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 15, 2014 06:03 PM (m9V0o)

396 390 thunderb at January 15, 2014 10:01 PM (zOTsN)

Well maybe he was let loose by the army on a 1 for 1 deal so he could get his MD... I *have* heard of that happening...

he is a DR right?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 06:04 PM (TE35l)

397 Thunderb @ 11-
John Cornyn? The same Sen J. Cornyn who indroduced Universal Concealed Carry Bill? A bill he effing knows ain't ever gonna pass? That must be the J. Cornyn who is getting his ass primaried in Texas. Yeah, that's the J. Cornyn who is all of a sudden a conservative. Well, hell, by March, he will be more conservative than Ted Cruz. We are on to you, Mr. J. Cornyn. If not this time, then the next. Your mask is off and we see your democrat face.

Posted by: Erowmero at January 15, 2014 06:04 PM (OONaw)

398 need a jacket bend over . I'll give you a fucking jacket .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 06:05 PM (XWw96)

399 397 390 thunderb at January 15, 2014 10:01 PM (zOTsN) Well maybe he was let loose by the army on a 1 for 1 deal so he could get his MD... I *have* heard of that happening... he is a DR right? Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 10:04 PM (TE35l) At first I thought "MD" meant medical discharge...never mind... heh, I said "discharge"...

Posted by: model_1066 at January 15, 2014 06:05 PM (LIQGY)

400 Don't be afraid I wont hurt you Posted by: Sharp Chedder I might! Posted by: 10 yo Sharper Cheddar

Posted by: The Farmer at January 15, 2014 06:07 PM (eBupg)

401 IÂ’d probably make more bacon if it put it in the oven. Can you tell me how?
Pre-heat to 375-400 Cover a cookie sheet with foil place 6-8 strips on sheet bake to desired crispiness ~15 min pour grease into container for disposal or save for frying 2 cookie sheets for 1 package of bacon, generally

Posted by: fluffy at January 15, 2014 06:07 PM (Ua6T/)

402 Carol, just lay it out on a cookie sheet or in a cake pan. Single pieces. Put in the oven and start at around 350 for 20 minutes. Adjust time and temp as needed.

I usually cook bacon pieces and ends, those go for about 400 for half and hour for a whole pan full.

Best bacon ever, even if it burns you can still eat it.

Posted by: GMB at January 15, 2014 06:08 PM (nkPV9)

403 Bacon in the oven is the only way to go. Been doing it for years. Less mess, bacon doesn't curl up, & much easier to save the grease for collards & such. As an aside, has anyone else watched this "Chicago PD?" i watched it last week - it's kinda gritty. Not bad. And it has Sophia Bush *swoon*... Even if she wasn't so hot, the voice would be a major draw.

Posted by: shredded chi - If the river was whiskey, I'd be a diving duck at January 15, 2014 06:08 PM (4KA1Z)

404 Late ONT! Early ONT! Late ONT! They're trying to mess with our heads, I tell you!
There is nothing wrong with your computer thread. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity.

Posted by: maetenloch voice synthesizer at January 15, 2014 06:08 PM (Rax2C)

405 Posted by: fluffy at January 15, 2014 10:07 PM (Ua6T/) Hold the phone, Mabel...you're telling me that bacon has to be cooked?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 15, 2014 06:09 PM (LIQGY)

406 Thank you, Fluffy. I cut & pasted into a word document and called it baking bacon!

Posted by: Carol at January 15, 2014 06:10 PM (z4WKX)

407

Posted by: fluffy at January 15, 2014 10:07 PM

 

 

heheheh eh heheh... you said "package"... heheheheh

Posted by: beavis at January 15, 2014 06:11 PM (9gNQd)

408 Pre-heat to 375-400
Cover a cookie sheet with foil
place 6-8 strips on sheet
bake to desired crispiness ~15 min

pour grease into container for disposal or save for frying

2 cookie sheets for 1 package of bacon, generally

Posted by: fluffy

Helps to flip once after 9-10 min or so when you check to make sure they're not burning.

Also lower temp for longer keep the spatter to a minimum.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 15, 2014 06:11 PM (qrpxS)

409 OT:  Harvey Weinstein plans a movie with Meryl Streep to destroy the NRA:  http://tinyurl.com/kc93ws4.  A taste of the article: 

"Mr. Weinstein thinks guns are necessary for self-defense, but only in other countries, during genocides and if the weapon is not personally owned. 

Mr. Stern pointed out the inconsistencies in Mr. WeinsteinÂ’s earlier comments about a project about Jews defending themselves during the Holocaust. The producer replied that the justification for using a gun is “when youÂ’re marching a half of a million people into Auschwitz.” 

Mr. Weinstein does not seem to know that the Nazis were able to confiscate the guns that the Jewish people owned based on GermanyÂ’s government registry."


Harvey Weinstein's IMDB page indicates that he's produced, and I assume made money, on a number of movies featuring firearms. 

Posted by: Sharkman at January 15, 2014 06:11 PM (TM1p8)

410 Using the foil in the pan is a good trick I hadn't thought of. Not that I've done bacon in the oven---it gives me massive heartburn although, oddly enough, (fried) breakfast sausage doesn't.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 15, 2014 06:11 PM (Rax2C)

411 he went Harvard Business School after the military worked at MicroStrategy which creates business software, and Blackboard which makes education software he works with give an hour which provides free mental health services for military members and TeamKids which is like OFA for kids

Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 06:11 PM (zOTsN)

412 Sven, if you're still here, do you happen to post at Tepid Gas with a Har******* nic by any chance?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 15, 2014 06:11 PM (ojnk6)

413 you're telling me that bacon has to be cooked?
No, but it does improve it greatly.

Posted by: fluffy at January 15, 2014 06:11 PM (Ua6T/)

414
   Cooked bacon is preferable--unless you're Russian.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 15, 2014 06:11 PM (SAMxH)

415 Hold the phone, Mabel...you're telling me that bacon has to be cooked?

Mabel is back? She left years ago. Kind of miss her.

Posted by: GMB at January 15, 2014 06:12 PM (nkPV9)

416 This Maet guy ....can he be trusted ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 06:12 PM (XWw96)

417 413 ManWithNoParty at January 15, 2014 10:11 PM (ojnk6)

Yes...they are needing whipped up.

Have I erred?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 06:13 PM (TE35l)

418 There is nothing wrong with your computer thread. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. Posted by: maetenloch ---------------------------- That was one. great. show. Now where's the ONT?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 15, 2014 06:14 PM (4Mv1T)

419 The great whore of Buffalo, Harvey Weinstein, announced today on Howard Stern that he wants to lose all his money and be poor again. http://bit.ly/1b4Iqhn

Posted by: MTF at January 15, 2014 06:14 PM (F58x4)

420 Plus one more: 

Take out the bacon early, cool, wrap in wax paper and foil. Freeze = Insta-Microwave bacon that doesn't cost $18 / lbs.

Keeps for a month or so.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 15, 2014 06:14 PM (qrpxS)

421 The Springsteen /Fallon spoof is mildly amusing, and hardly the slam on Christie that it's being portrayed as, but the Gov has got to be crushed. He really is a fan, and he thought he and the Boss were BFF since he threw Romney into the Atlantic....

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 15, 2014 06:15 PM (Usdw3)

422 This Maet guy ....can he be trusted ?
Mostly. Just don't feed him Doritos.

Posted by: fluffy at January 15, 2014 06:15 PM (Ua6T/)

423 Wow Harvey Weinstein and Meryl Streep are going to destroy the NRA. With one movie? What if nobody goes to see it? Will is still work? Looks like another case of somebody throwing their stupid money onto a bonfire. Go Harvey! Go!

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 15, 2014 06:16 PM (+1T7c)

424 No, not wrong at all Sven. I just thought I recognized the writing/posting style and was curious if I was correct. By all means, whip them up, as they need it and I've been blown out of there for criticizing Ed and being a big ole too Conservative meanie mean guy.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 15, 2014 06:17 PM (ojnk6)

425 Man With No Party,

I tend to post there only when they are in a particularly dumb place, or AP or Ed get insufferable..

used to be at CQ, and LGF and a few other places.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 06:18 PM (TE35l)

426 Dorito's are all I've got to offer .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 15, 2014 06:18 PM (XWw96)

427 >> Mostly. Just don't feed him Doritos. Posted by: fluffy Especially after midnight.

Posted by: Aviator at January 15, 2014 06:18 PM (DI+ja)

428

"Mr. Weinstein thinks guns are necessary for self-defense, but only in
other countries, during genocides and if the weapon is not personally
owned."

 

So, like the Khmer Rouge, then?

 


"The producer replied that the
justification for using a gun is “when you’re marching a half of a
million people into Auschwitz.”

 

 

Well duh. They aren't going to march themselves in there.

 

Posted by: otho at January 15, 2014 06:19 PM (9gNQd)

429 That wasn't Maet, was it. Oh well. We've been forgotten here in the wastelands of late evening before.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 15, 2014 06:19 PM (4Mv1T)

430 425 ManWithNoParty at January 15, 2014 10:17 PM (ojnk6)

If one whipped Ed as often as needed it'd be like Cross-Fit and cardio...

ok night...be sure to let the cat back in y'all

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 06:20 PM (TE35l)

431 I was at LGF before self banning from there. It should physically hurt to be that idiotic.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 15, 2014 06:20 PM (ojnk6)

432 The ONT only comes at night. Well, mostly it only comes at night. Mostly.

Posted by: Newt, all alone in the dark at January 15, 2014 06:21 PM (+1T7c)

433 420 The great whore of Buffalo, Harvey Weinstein, announced today on Howard Stern that he wants to lose all his money and be poor again. Posted by: MTF at January 15, 2014 10:14 PM (F58x4)
I wish him success in that goal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 15, 2014 06:21 PM (m2Izr)

434 Mr Weinstein will find that once he loses all his money, no one will give one shit what he thinks

Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 06:22 PM (zOTsN)

435 If I go feed the kittehs that may bring the ONT.

Posted by: fluffy at January 15, 2014 06:22 PM (Ua6T/)

436 Bacon on the oven. Via Alton brown, if you put it in while the oven is preheating it doesn't shrivel as much. And if you use a boiler pan, the grease drains away and doesn't spatter.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (tablet) at January 15, 2014 06:23 PM (GaqMa)

437 Carol yes, line the cookie sheet with foil for less mess. I always use the thick-cut bacon, and like to drain off the grease for later use halfway through baking - flipping the bacon over while i have it out. 350 is what i use (the less splatter comment makes sense) & it works great. Oh, and, fuck Weinstein, Springsteen, & anyone else that want's to destroy this country.

Posted by: shredded chi - If the river was whiskey, I'd be a diving duck at January 15, 2014 06:24 PM (4KA1Z)

438 Wait a minute here! I thought movies had absolutely no effect on a person's mind! Violent movies aren't to blame for someone going off the deep end, right? So how could you make an anti-gun film and change someone's thought process?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2014 06:24 PM (oFCZn)

439 There is no ONT, only Zuul!!

Posted by: Dana Barrett at January 15, 2014 06:24 PM (+1T7c)

440 where is willow we need her

Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 06:25 PM (zOTsN)

441 There is no ONT, only Zuul!! Posted by: Dana Barrett ----------------------------- How YOU doin?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 15, 2014 06:25 PM (4Mv1T)

442 ONT up.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 15, 2014 06:26 PM (4Mv1T)

443 Weinsrein ought to view a Jack Lemmon movie from the 90s (I think) on the very topic of going from rich to poor suddenly.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 15, 2014 06:26 PM (ojnk6)

444 Nice try.

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 15, 2014 06:26 PM (m9V0o)

445 Cheese is for lovers!

Posted by: The Ad Council at January 15, 2014 06:27 PM (JdEZJ)

446 ONT up. *** you jackass!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 15, 2014 06:28 PM (DmNpO)

447 Nice try. Posted by: Brother Cavil --------------------------- It seemed like the space-time-income-weather vortex would produce an ONT if I posted that.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 15, 2014 06:28 PM (4Mv1T)

448 I think I just should have let this thread brie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2014 06:28 PM (7kkQJ)

449 you jackass! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse ---------------------------- Well that's the horse calling the jackass... uh, an ass.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 15, 2014 06:29 PM (4Mv1T)

450 A priest just 'favorited' my tweet which had the word "hell" in it. I'm in trouble now, aren't I ?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 15, 2014 06:29 PM (DmNpO)

451 If you say the words ONT, it will come.

Posted by: The Voice at January 15, 2014 06:29 PM (+1T7c)

452 I think I just should have let this thread brie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Que so?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 15, 2014 06:29 PM (qrpxS)

453 How much does 'Hello Sailor' Political Guy pay his wife for the beard?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 15, 2014 06:29 PM (vHRtU)

454 Who can we call Jackass next and really get some people riled up. 1,2,3,4 Who is ready for snark war?

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 15, 2014 06:31 PM (+1T7c)

455  A priest just 'favorited' my tweet which had the word "hell" in it.

I'm in trouble now, aren't I ?

 

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 15, 2014 10:29 PM

 

 

Well yeah. You're going to hell.

Posted by: otho at January 15, 2014 06:31 PM (9gNQd)

456 CEOs give Washington their 2014 wish list



MOAR AMNESTY!!!


Excerpt from Letter from AT&T CEO*


"Immigration Reform: AmericaÂ’s unique competitive advantage has always been its ability to attract the best talent. Congress should fix the broken immigration system to create a larger pool of visas for higher-skilled workers, enact a new visa system for lower-skilled workers, offer a path forward for undocumented workers already living in the United States, and allocate greater resources to strengthen enforcement and secure our borders. Done right, reform can increase our economic growth rate, reduce our deficit, and contribute significantly to AmericaÂ’s future."

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at January 15, 2014 06:31 PM (5ikDv)

457 Well yeah. You're going to hell. **** NOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 15, 2014 06:31 PM (DmNpO)

458 Kittehs are eating. No ONT. I fear we may be stranded so I offer my last ampersand: &

Posted by: fluffy at January 15, 2014 06:31 PM (Ua6T/)

459 Isn't it amazing how much angst caused by the absence of a certain evening post? We're like Pavlov's little doggehs.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 15, 2014 06:32 PM (4Mv1T)

460 &&&&&& More where THAT came from....

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 15, 2014 06:33 PM (+1T7c)

461 We're like Pavlov's little doggehs.
Yeah? What's yer point?

Posted by: fluffy & drooling at January 15, 2014 06:33 PM (Ua6T/)

462 It is so annoying when a filmmaker shoots a film in widescreen and the station airs it in standard format. WHY?? It's not like everyone has those old tube tvs now!!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 15, 2014 06:33 PM (DmNpO)

463 What a sick bastard!

Posted by: couch fucker at January 15, 2014 06:34 PM (xXhgd)

464 Beastie Boys - Sure Shot http://youtu.be/JhqyZeUlE8U

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 15, 2014 06:35 PM (m9V0o)

465 I'm so nervous. If the ONT ever gets here, I won't know what to say. *chews nails*

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 15, 2014 06:36 PM (4Mv1T)

466 Pavlov's Morons. Waiting for a really dumb gesture from the cobs. Yeah, morons. That's the ticket...

Posted by: Jon Lovitz at January 15, 2014 06:36 PM (+1T7c)

467 This morning the top headlines were very late. Now this. I think they're trying to ditch us.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 15, 2014 06:36 PM (P6QsQ)

468 ONT up

Posted by: Aviator at January 15, 2014 06:37 PM (DI+ja)

469 The NY Legal 50 Round AR-15 Magazine *** very clever Also, speaking of guns, see this: http://t.co/8TOEaOq1SZ

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 15, 2014 06:45 PM (DmNpO)

470 "Without hesitation, he dropped his empty weapon and seized the machine gun barrel. He overwhelmed the enemy fighter in hand-to-hand combat, killing him with several blows to the head with the enemyÂ’s own machine gun.'

Because Marines don't fly halfway around the world to sip tea and make Utube videos.

Semper Fi

Posted by: tangonine at January 15, 2014 07:48 PM (x3YFz)

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 16, 2014 02:35 AM (T2V/1)

472 You want cheese, I can show ya some cheese, honey!

Posted by: zombie helen thomas at January 16, 2014 04:33 AM (Pbjoc)

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