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January 08, 2014

Emergency Last-Minute ONT [chemjeff]
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There's apparently a Velveeta shortage. Get yours while you can.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 06:44 PM | Comments (169)
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1 Hola!!

Posted by: NCKate at January 08, 2014 06:44 PM (6SdCf)

2 hope this works

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 06:44 PM (9GG/0)

3 1

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 06:44 PM (KArqF)

4 Dimples.

Posted by: NCKate at January 08, 2014 06:45 PM (6SdCf)

5 Hola, amigos en los tuboz!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 06:45 PM (T1005)

6 Ding

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:45 PM (TE35l)

7 Howdy. and good night

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at January 08, 2014 06:45 PM (9R4HJ)

8 And ass.

Posted by: NCKate at January 08, 2014 06:45 PM (6SdCf)

9 I'll take it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 08, 2014 06:45 PM (m9V0o)

10 Too good to be true

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 06:45 PM (KArqF)

11 Christie ordered the delay of the ONT because we criticized him too much.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 08, 2014 06:45 PM (FHNkr)

12 I'm not a big O'Reilly fan, but I don't understand the O'Reilly hatred on this site. I bet some of it has to do with the fact that this blog only posts an O'Reilly story when he picks on a conservative and never when he dumps on a liberal, which he does, a lot. Maybe looking for page hits from outraged commenters.
Is O'Reilly a self aggrandizing, egomaniac, self righteous, populist, blowhard? Absolutely. But he has pounded Bengazzi, the IRS and the NSA scandals. He has pounded the economy and Obamacare. He is strongly pro life, being the only guy on TV that went after the abortion doctor. He is strongly pro military. Is he a hard core conservative No. But he is the only guy on TV with big ratings going after the culture war, going after the way the secular progressive left is destroying America. But the best reason not to hate O'Reilly is because liberals loathe him and he drives them insane with anger.

Posted by: anon at January 08, 2014 06:45 PM (DEsFp)

13 Oh, my.....

Posted by: TiminAL at January 08, 2014 06:45 PM (A9c4d)

14 Velveeta is the 404Care of cheeses.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2014 06:46 PM (wNF3N)

15 Cheese a bit cheeky? Cheesecake? The premium spread?

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 08, 2014 06:46 PM (+1T7c)

16 11 Iasonas at January 08, 2014 10:45 PM (FHNkr)

Christie was eating all the pc monitors with velveeta .jpgs...

thank God Pixy is off the grid

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:46 PM (TE35l)

17 Yay!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 06:46 PM (xydLk)

18 "I Ain't Gonna Eat No Government Cheese!"

http://youtu.be/WLzFhOslZPM

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2014 06:47 PM (roTS7)

19 Yes please.

Posted by: Daddy Like at January 08, 2014 06:47 PM (KIV2m)

20 Badgers kick in' some Illini ass tonight. Which usually happens when WiI and IL mix it up in anything.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 06:47 PM (KArqF)

21 More Mark Steyn on the Antarctic Ice-holes...
www.smalldeadanimals.com/archives/the-akademik-sh.html

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 08, 2014 06:48 PM (PK+r9)

22 Posted by: anon at January 08, 2014 10:45 PM (DEsFp)

You raise valid points but I'd rather see Gutfeld groomed and put on track to the prime-time.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 08, 2014 06:48 PM (FHNkr)

23 Got my cheese-whiz, boy?!

Posted by: Corona at January 08, 2014 06:48 PM (fh2Y7)

24 If there wasn't a Velveeta shortage, there soon will be!
Help Kraft out,
warn everyone of the coming scarcity of Velveeta.
How can we have Mac and Cheese without Velveeta?

Posted by: Yustin Tushie at January 08, 2014 06:48 PM (/rVF5)

25 @12 - But the best reason not to hate O'Reilly is because liberals loathe him and he drives them insane with anger. Welcome to the party, Bill. Now FOAD.

Posted by: TiminAL at January 08, 2014 06:48 PM (A9c4d)

26 Velveeta = Kaboom Cheese

Posted by: logprof: 'Noles! at January 08, 2014 06:48 PM (X3GkB)

27 That Velveeta is going straight to her thighs.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 08, 2014 06:48 PM (WdbF7)

28 First time I've seen Velveeta used for cheesecake.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2014 06:48 PM (wSrLR)

29 Now you see me. Now you don't. Later weirdos and degenerates and malcontents.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 08, 2014 06:48 PM (eQJwb)

30 Velveeta is great, if you've never tasted cheese.

Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2014 06:48 PM (bKA83)

31 So which Bond villain covered her in Velveeta to send a message?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 08, 2014 06:49 PM (vIrmr)

32 Velveeta = PIV!

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 08, 2014 06:49 PM (2vl2+)

33 Velveeta and ass, an American tradition.

Posted by: Beagle at January 08, 2014 06:49 PM (09Gmy)

34 12 anon at January 08, 2014 10:45 PM (DEsFp)

By "pounded" you mean "with his uvula" right\?

O'shamrock talks a good fight when it doesn't matter except for his ratings...

that 'tater eating ass had Choom on his set and gave him a blowjob.

He refused to go after his ass hard when it mattered b/c "fellow Ivy"...

Tapper actually scored points on Barack and damn near cost him the election with getting barry to promise not to sign ACA without the Great Medicare raid...

O'Shamrock face to face...

"how cool is it being YOU?"

Fuck him six ways to sunday.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:49 PM (TE35l)

Is that a Velveeta Femskin?

The stuff is so rubbery I'll bet you could make a bot suit out of it.

Posted by: wheatie at January 08, 2014 06:49 PM (1ScqE)

36 Anything can start a flame war, even Velveeta!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 06:50 PM (qyfb5)

37 AlextheChick, willow, MWR -
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Penny-Byrne-ceramic-art-11.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 06:50 PM (xydLk)

38 32 Velveeta = PIV!

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 08, 2014 10:49 PM (2vl2+)

Penis in Velveeta??? Oh, my!!!

Posted by: George Takei at January 08, 2014 06:50 PM (T1005)

39 Obama's Moslem buddies also believe in empty chairs...
(See the sock link.)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 08, 2014 06:50 PM (PK+r9)

40 I do wonder if Velveeta girl is carrying a concealed weapon.

Besides her elbows.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2014 06:51 PM (wNF3N)

41 Posted by: anon at January 08, 2014 10:45 PM (DEsFp) All OReiley does anymore is have Pundits and Media folks talk about what THEY think a story is. There is no news there... no substance. He does not interview primary source folks... or dig for facts, let alone truth.... he has a stable of pundits which he can bat around... That time slot would be more productive if it had an actual NEWS show in it... IMO... couple of nights ago he was talking about drugs... and one guest disputed O'Rs 'stats'.... O kept telling him he was wrong.... then at the end had to admit the guest war right... and did so without either grace, or apology.....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 06:51 PM (lZBBB)

42 37 AlextheChick, willow, MWR -
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Penny-Byrne-ceramic-art-11.jpg

An inside look at Miley Cyrus' next tour?

Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2014 06:51 PM (bKA83)

43 So which Bond villain covered her in Velveeta to send a message?

Velvet Finger of course.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 06:51 PM (xydLk)

44 Thanks Chemjeff! There have been a few emergent posts today. Is Ace on vacation & forget to ask someone to cover? y-Not had one early this afternoon

Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2014 06:51 PM (z4WKX)

45 Velveeta = PIV! Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 08, 2014 10:49 PM (2vl2+) Penis in Velveeta??? Oh, my!!! Posted by: George Takei at January 08, 2014 10:50 PM (T1005) Didn't they used to call pics like this.... Cheesecake?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 06:51 PM (lZBBB)

46 Government cheese!

Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 08, 2014 06:52 PM (dZGNV)

47 Penis in Velveeta???

Messy.

I'm told.

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2014 06:52 PM (roTS7)

48 43 So which Bond villain covered her in Velveeta to send a message? Velvet Finger of course. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 10:51 PM (xydLk) Yeah.... he was a real... munster....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 06:52 PM (lZBBB)

49 That picture is sort of "Cheesy"

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 06:52 PM (0FSuD)

If that pinup gal's name is Mac, then Mac n' Cheese is my favoritest dish, evah!

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 08, 2014 06:52 PM (vvk2F)

51 Speaking f BOR, I saw a promo that he was supposed to take on rough-play in pro football, i.e. tackles, hits, etc... Did anyone see it? Was it as bad as I suspect?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 06:52 PM (DmNpO)

52 I haven't posted anything as Open Blogger for months now but the ONT is way overdue so I thought I would post something.

Maetenloch if you are reading this, sorry!

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 06:53 PM (9GG/0)

53 Hmm . . .

Bill O'Reilly . . . Velveeta . . .

Do I perceive a theme tonight?

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2014 06:53 PM (roTS7)

54 Ah Velveeta, the spackle of cheese. And good night, Horde, it's time for me and the doggies to hit the sack.

Posted by: joncelli at January 08, 2014 06:53 PM (/AYWV)

55 Funny Antarctic photo...
http://tinyurl.com/q6wcett

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 08, 2014 06:54 PM (PK+r9)

56 Velveeta is a frome fruste of cheese

Posted by: Hedwig Bleibtreu at January 08, 2014 06:54 PM (omBWL)

57 But the best reason not to hate O'Reilly is because liberals loathe him and he drives them insane with anger. That, and he's looking out for the folks! He's a pompous dickhead, no spin about it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 06:54 PM (0FSuD)

58 I hope Maet isn't on-strike because of Ace's appropriation of ONT content.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 06:54 PM (T1005)

59 51 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 10:52 PM (DmNpO)

He likely invoked a return to a glorious helmetless era (he was not around for)

He pretty much lost me forever when he attacked Obama for socialism after the votes were safely fucking counted...

fuck him if I want an Obama Blowing blowhard I have Highball over on MSLSD...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:55 PM (TE35l)

60 T... M.... I.....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 06:55 PM (lZBBB)

61 Good evening, Horde. All this appreciation of "Art" is wearing my butt out. Modern art isn't, but far be it for me to stifle anyone's artistic self-expression. That being said, a smashed piano isn't art, you dick (Raphael Montanez Ortiz). Tomorrow we are going to the Brandywine River museum, the Delaware Art Museum, and the Delaware Center for Contemporary Art. I'm tired just thinking about it.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 06:55 PM (N/cFh)

62 So is that a giant cheese or a tiny lady?

Posted by: Excited either way at January 08, 2014 06:55 PM (4tHG/)

63 47 Penis in Velveeta??? Messy. I'm told. Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2014 10:52 PM (roTS7) You should see the watermelon when I am finished with it.

Posted by: Bubba at January 08, 2014 06:56 PM (0FSuD)

64 Gingy hopefully there won't be too many S-and-M exhibits at those museums

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 06:56 PM (9GG/0)

65 57 Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 10:54 PM (0FSuD)

I'm Bill O'shamrock and this is the no spin zone...

because my dryer is broken....NEXXXXTTT

Why are Brown Cows made with vanilla ice cream is it racism or merely a coincidence?

Taste Testin' for the folks...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:56 PM (TE35l)

66 Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 10:51 PM (lZBBB)

That windbag lost me a while back when he was absolutely adamant in his pro-gun control stance that live RPGs/"bazookas" could be purchased "with no background check !!!eleventy!!1!" at gun shows. And he never backed of the position or issued any correction. Fuck him.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 08, 2014 06:56 PM (sBXOp)

67 What did I miss? Is Maet / CDR M / everybody ok? I've been stripping, sanding & painting kitchen cabinets - just checked into the last (stale) thread. Only read the bottom few comments.

Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 06:56 PM (LGFTn)

68 So this is what a forme frustre ONT looks like. Hmm.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 08, 2014 06:56 PM (PK+r9)

69 I haven't posted anything as Open Blogger for months now but the ONT is way overdue so I thought I would post something. *** Do you have the AOS guest blogger email address for communicating with the COBs?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 06:56 PM (DmNpO)

70 Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 10:55 PM (N/cFh) One of my favorite art sayings... Drafting is Talent with no Inspiration.... Modern art is Inspiration with no Talent....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 06:57 PM (lZBBB)

71 They gave our lil Chemjeff the keys to the ONT!!!!! Congratulations! Now wtf is the obligatory cj hello kitteh pic?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 06:57 PM (ynfbw)

72 64 Gingy hopefully there won't be too many S-and-M exhibits at those museums Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 10:56 PM (9GG/0) --- I'll have my pearls ready to clutch. I'm sure that's what the 19-year-olds expect of me!

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 06:57 PM (N/cFh)

73 65 Why are Brown Cows made with vanilla ice cream is it racism or merely a coincidence?

I think you just wrote MSNBC's programming for the next week.

Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2014 06:57 PM (bKA83)

74 Velvetta over the last few years has begun to taste. Is it my old age or the old age of Velvetta or have the ingredients been changed?

Posted by: Ammo Dump at January 08, 2014 06:57 PM (GgPam)

75 hey cthulhu, do you find that your fish seem to be *always* hungry?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 06:57 PM (9GG/0)

76 61 Good evening, Horde. All this appreciation of "Art" is wearing my butt out. Modern art isn't, but far be it for me to stifle anyone's artistic self-expression. That being said, a smashed piano isn't art, you dick (Raphael Montanez Ortiz).

Tomorrow we are going to the Brandywine River museum, the Delaware Art Museum, and the Delaware Center for Contemporary Art. I'm tired just thinking about it.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 10:55 PM (N/cFh)

But just think how edumicated you'll be!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 06:57 PM (T1005)

77 ace is watching Psych

Posted by: concrete girl at January 08, 2014 06:58 PM (LhAqq)

78 Funny Antarctic photo... http://tinyurl.com/q6wcett *** heh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 06:58 PM (DmNpO)

79 Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 10:55 PM (N/cFh) All this appreciation of "Art" is wearing my butt out. Pics or, well you know the rules

Posted by: TiminAL at January 08, 2014 06:58 PM (A9c4d)

But the best reason not to hate O'Reilly is because liberals loathe him and he drives them insane with anger.

Liberals loathe him and drives them insane with anger for one simple reason. He's on Fox. That's it. There could be others on that timeslot that get ratings just as good without being a blowhard assbag that sucks Obama's cock to get an interview.

Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2014 06:58 PM (LI48c)

81 I'm watching yesterdays Justified. the dimwit cop from MONK is in it and WILL SASSO??

Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 06:58 PM (BHAyP)

82 Do you have the AOS guest blogger email address for communicating with the COBs?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 10:56 PM (DmNpO)

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 06:58 PM (9GG/0)

83 Do you have the AOS guest blogger email address for communicating with the COBs? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 10:56 PM (DmNpO) no *** If you would like to have it, I'll drop it in a twitter DM to you

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 06:59 PM (DmNpO)

84 Gingy - The other night we spoke briefly of Jackson Pollack, then, a day or so later there was a small splash re some yahoo claiming that Norman Rockwell had latent homo tendencies. Here, there was link to a piece written by Garrison Keillor commenting on said yahoo, and the ridiculousness of the idea. Did you read that Keillor piece, perchance?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 06:59 PM (aDwsi)

85 73 Splunge at January 08, 2014 10:57 PM (bKA83)

We should create a Tarde News Director Dice or Spinner based Game...

1-racism
2-penis
3-gay
4-evil
5-...and on and on....

just roll 20 sets and go with it baby

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:59 PM (TE35l)

86 Bill O'Reilly is as sharp as a wet sack of hamsters and as smart as a pile of dead sheep. He has the massive brains of a fart and the courage of a bucket of urine.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 08, 2014 06:59 PM (xJS2Q)

87 Dimples. Ass dimples. I thought those went out of style when women had to diet to look like anorexic teenage boys on a growth spurt.

Posted by: tcn at January 08, 2014 06:59 PM (fwcEs)

88 I ran across this earlier tonight: http://tinyurl.com/n92ybyl

It's an academic paper that seems to confirm what we already knew, based on the abstract..."In this paper, we demonstrate that university students who cheat on a simple task in a laboratory setting are more likely to state a preference for entering public service."

I didn't bother purchasing it, though.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 08, 2014 07:00 PM (sBXOp)

89 Sven that Obama interview was not as gushing as you claim, and he has pounded Obama since.

Posted by: anon at January 08, 2014 07:00 PM (DEsFp)

90 cthulhu I'm already pretty edumacated - I made the Dean's List and was invited to join the honors society. I am graciously accepting congratulations and gifts.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 07:00 PM (N/cFh)

91 Velvetta over the last few years has begun to taste. Is it my old age or the old age of Velvetta or have the ingredients been changed? Posted by: Ammo Dump at January 08, 2014 10:57 PM (GgPam) Hide posts from (GgPam) The slices changed. They said nothing changed but it's *really* obvious, different color and texture and a little more bitter - kind of useless for my purposes. Never used the slices much anyway. For me it's mostly a sauce base.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 07:00 PM (qyfb5)

92 Gingy, Modern Art was a plot by the CIA to defeat the USSR.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/modern-art-was-cia-weapon-1578808.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 07:01 PM (xydLk)

93 Congratulations! Now wtf is the obligatory cj hello kitteh pic?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 10:57 PM (ynfbw)

here ya go

http://tinyurl.com/crk767u

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 07:01 PM (9GG/0)

@41

you want news on an opinion show? Is that what you get on conservative radio talk shows?

Posted by: anon at January 08, 2014 07:01 PM (DEsFp)

95 Well, I hate O'Reilly because he stole my panache.

Posted by: Ted Koppel at January 08, 2014 07:02 PM (hLaCh)

96 75 hey cthulhu, do you find that your fish seem to be *always* hungry?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 10:57 PM (9GG/0)

They're supposed to be. If you've gorged them to the point where they look at food in the tank and go, "meh", you're just polluting the tank.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 07:02 PM (T1005)

97 Velvetta over the last few years has begun to taste. the kraft mac n cheese doesn't taste right anymore either.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 07:02 PM (ynfbw)

98 cthulhu I'm already pretty edumacated - I made the Dean's List and was invited to join the honors society. I am graciously accepting congratulations and gifts. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 11:00 PM (N/cFh) Hide posts from (N/cFh) /shoves bottle of wine through USB port...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 07:02 PM (qyfb5)

99 With the torso turned like that in the image, its creator omitted a side boob? It's tripe!

Posted by: tasteful nude, no bush at January 08, 2014 07:02 PM (R6JT1)

100 Anon, O'reilly is dumb. I mean, real dumb. Like unable to spell "what" kind of dumb. The sort of dumb that makes you give him gigantic pencils. The blank staring stupid you get when a sheep has brain damage. That kind of dumb.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 08, 2014 07:02 PM (xJS2Q)

101 In news of the stupid, WWE just launched their new WWE Network at CES, they even dragged out Stone Cold to Vegas to help pitch it. Interesting sign of the times of the changing media landscape. UFC launched their network, Fight Pass, last week. WWE's is much more ambitious. They are trying to move away from the PPV model. Instead of charging $60 per PPV one time, the network is $9.99/month for all 12 PPVs, including WrestleMania. Big difference is with tradition PPV the cable companies get half. This new network is over the top, like Hulu or Netflix, and WWE keeps all the money. UFC's network is also $9.99, but doesn't include any PPVs. Instead it has overseas shows not show on US TV. The other angle is WWE is running it as a real channel. So there is 24/7 streaming content. Every money of every day there's a live stream, and then their massive tape library of every PPV and show in their history. I think launching this as an over the top digital network was Plan B. They wanted to have the WWE Network alongside the NFL Network and NBA Network on your premium cable package. They've been trying to get that to happen since 2011. But the cable companies didn't bite, or played hardball, and now WWE is trying to bypass them. Fascinating to see if it works. A huge, huge gamble cause if they fuck up their PPV revenue that causes a serious disruption in revenue and they are a public company. Raw and Smackdown will still be on cable, so this isn't WWE going a la carte on their own. But if the WWE Network does succeed for their PPVs that will always be a threat in the future in their negotiations -- pay up or we'll just run it on our own network and sell ads ourselves. This is a huge blow to the PPV industry. If it works.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 07:02 PM (ZPrif)

102 84 Gingy - The other night we spoke briefly of Jackson Pollack, then, a day or so later there was a small splash re some yahoo claiming that Norman Rockwell had latent homo tendencies. Here, there was link to a piece written by Garrison Keillor commenting on said yahoo, and the ridiculousness of the idea. Did you read that Keillor piece, perchance? Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 10:59 PM (aDwsi) --- No - but I don't hang with the Daywalkers often. I did tell my profs I thought Pollock was a douche; they agreed. --- 79 Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 10:55 PM (N/cFh) All this appreciation of "Art" is wearing my butt out. Pics or, well you know the rules Posted by: TiminAL at January 08, 2014 10:58 PM (A9c4d) --- One rule. No pictures of my ass on the Internet.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 07:03 PM (N/cFh)

103 If you would like to have it, I'll drop it in a twitter DM to you

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 10:59 PM (DmNpO)

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 07:03 PM (9GG/0)

104 Posted by: anon at January 08, 2014 11:01 PM (DEsFp)

Reading comp fail. Romeo13 expressed preference for a news show in that slot instead of an opinion sow.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 08, 2014 07:04 PM (FHNkr)

105 the kraft mac n cheese doesn't taste right anymore either. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 11:02 PM (ynfbw) Hide posts from (ynfbw) The sauce seems fine, I don't eat the noodles. Now that you mention it there *may* have been a change some years ago. I know it's darker in color now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 07:04 PM (qyfb5)

106 97 Velvetta over the last few years has begun to taste.

the kraft mac n cheese doesn't taste right anymore either.

Neither do goldfish crackers. Best guess for all of them: they took out the trans fats.

Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2014 07:04 PM (bKA83)

107 I have a sudden hankering for Velveeta.

Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2014 07:04 PM (sdi6R)

108 For me it's mostly a sauce base. ________ The only thing I use Velveeta for anymore is dip. 1 block velveeta +1 can spicy rotel + 1 tube hot breakfast sausage = nacho goodness.

Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 07:04 PM (LGFTn)

109

@100

Then what is Hannity?

Posted by: anon at January 08, 2014 07:04 PM (DEsFp)

110 Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 11:03 PM (N/cFh)

Oh, I'm sure there's pictures of WeirdDave floating around on the internets already.

Just kidding, WD!

Posted by: Country Singer at January 08, 2014 07:05 PM (sBXOp)

111 Is O'Reilly a self aggrandizing, egomaniac, self righteous, populist, blowhard? Absolutely. Posted by: anon at January 08, 2014 10:45 PM (DEsFp) You did say you were wondering why we can't stand Ted Baxter, right?

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 08, 2014 07:05 PM (G2j6E)

112 They had a ton of the double packs of the big blocks at Sams Club and Costco today. I didn't buy any but noticed it because of the rumors of the shortage and all.

Posted by: lindafell at January 08, 2014 07:05 PM (PGO8C)

113 90 cthulhu I'm already pretty edumacated - I made the Dean's List and was invited to join the honors society. I am graciously accepting congratulations and gifts.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 11:00 PM (N/cFh)

Congratulations!!! *frantically looking around* *shoves empty beer bottle through USB port*

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 07:05 PM (T1005)

114 here ya go http://tinyurl.com/crk767u Posted by: chemjeff ooooh, that a good one!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 07:05 PM (ynfbw)

115 Was it as bad as I suspect? Posted by: NiedermeyerÂ’s Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 10:52 PM (DmNpO) NDH, The rerun just started. I heard that in the beginning. I am not paying attention. Bill O is taking a weird stance on Gates book. TheyÂ’ve all had books written about them while still president. How many former Bush cabinet members wrote books while he was still in office?

Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2014 07:05 PM (z4WKX)

116 I can't stand O'Reilly. He is an arrogant, bloviating blowhard who claims he's the only one looking out for "the folks". The only thing worth watching on his show is the Dennis Miller segment.

Posted by: runningrn at January 08, 2014 07:05 PM (o6g4X)

117 >>>I'm watching yesterdays Justified.
the dimwit cop from MONK is in it
Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 10:58 PM (BHAyP)<<<

D-d-d-don't make f-f-fun of me! I'm not a d-d-dimwit.

Posted by: D-D-D-Dilly Corwe at January 08, 2014 07:05 PM (lbIW8)

118 I'm not a big O'Reilly fan, but I don't understand the O'Reilly hatred on this site... Is O'Reilly a self aggrandizing, egomaniac, self righteous, populist, blowhard? Absolutely. But he has pounded Bengazzi, the IRS and the NSA scandals. He has pounded the economy and Obamacare. He is strongly pro life, being the only guy on TV that went after the abortion doctor. He is strongly pro military. Is he a hard core conservative No. But he is the only guy on TV with big ratings going after the culture war, going after the way the secular progressive left is destroying America. But the best reason not to hate O'Reilly is because liberals loathe him and he drives them insane with anger. Posted by: anon "Is O'Reilly a self aggrandizing, egomaniac, self righteous, populist, blowhard? Absolutely." I think you've answered your own ? there. I'll listen to start of the show and see who are guests, or if there is a guest host. But if it's Bill w/ no none I'm interested in I find him too much of a blowhard to listen to.

Posted by: The Farmer at January 08, 2014 07:06 PM (eBupg)

119 Technically, Velveeta isn't really cheese. I think it says "cheese food" on the label--whatever that means!

Posted by: runningrn at January 08, 2014 07:06 PM (o6g4X)

120 116 I can't stand O'Reilly. He is an arrogant, bloviating blowhard who claims he's the only one looking out for "the folks". The only thing worth watching on his show is the Dennis Miller segment. Posted by: runningrn at January 08, 2014 11:05 PM (o6g4X) BAM!

Posted by: TiminAL at January 08, 2014 07:07 PM (A9c4d)

121 Velveeta food label, nutritional information for 'processed cheese spread'

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mmh3vqr

The good: This food is a good source of Calcium, and a very good source of Phosphorus.

The bad: This food is very high in Saturated Fat and Sodium.
Not so good for weight loss, weight gain, or overall health (according to experts)

Velveeta is the only way to make Mac an Cheese, unless you go with the Kraft boxed dinner and the cheese powder. (we grew up poor)

Posted by: Yustin Tushie at January 08, 2014 07:07 PM (/rVF5)

122 It is nice of them to put Dennis on at pretty much the exact same time every Wednesday evening.

Posted by: Kas(ktgreat) at January 08, 2014 07:07 PM (Bl4dy)

123 Gingy - Worth the read, but the part re Pollack, I excerpt here: -------- "Rockwell and Jackson Pollock were household names at midcentury, the mild-mannered New England scenarist and the reckless downtown action painter. For his painting Â“The Connoisseur,Â” of a gray-haired gent in an art museum, Rockwell created a very respectable imitation Pollock for the gent to stand looking at Â— he put a canvas on his studio floor and dripped paint on it, Â“meticulously recreating an image of freewheeling spontaneity.Â” Rockwell enjoyed doing a Pollock Â— he respected Abstract Expressionism and said that, if he were young, he might well paint that way Â— but itÂ’s hard to imagine Pollock attempting a Rockwell or taking pleasure in it. Why would such an enormous ego stoop to parody and go to all the trouble of getting the details right? ------------------- link to Sunday Book Review Article: http://tinyurl.com/llnyqtr

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 07:07 PM (aDwsi)

124 95 Well, I hate O'Reilly because he stole my panache.

Posted by: Ted Koppel at January 08, 2014 11:02 PM (hLaCh)

Is that some technical media term for "kneepads"?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 07:07 PM (T1005)

125 If you mix two cheeses together, Federal regulations say you can not call the mixture "cheese". You must call it a "cheese food". What you call it when you add a naked chick is still under review.

Posted by: eman at January 08, 2014 07:07 PM (AO9UG)

126 All this appreciation of "Art" is wearing my butt out.
That's what the Velveeta model said!

Posted by: michael scott at January 08, 2014 07:08 PM (PK+r9)

127 One rule. No pictures of my ass on the Internet. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 11:03 PM (N/cFh) Hide posts from (N/cFh) http://bit.ly/1lCNDVr

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 07:08 PM (qyfb5)

128 Posted by: eman at January 08, 2014 11:07 PM (AO9UG) Smegma?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 08, 2014 07:08 PM (U1Tts)

129 Technically, Velveeta isn't really cheese. I think it says "cheese food" on the label--whatever that means! Posted by: runningrn --------------- The dairy equivalent of Potted Meat

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 07:09 PM (aDwsi)

130 Posted by: Yustin Tushie at January 08, 2014 11:07 PM (/rVF5)

In case you're feeling nostalgic: http://tinyurl.com/l48x7pj

Posted by: Country Singer at January 08, 2014 07:09 PM (sBXOp)

131 127 One rule. No pictures of my ass on the Internet. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 11:03 PM (N/cFh) Hide posts from (N/cFh) http://bit.ly/1lCNDVr Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 08, 2014 11:08 PM (qyfb5) Uh oh. You're gonna be in trouble now

Posted by: TiminAL at January 08, 2014 07:09 PM (A9c4d)

132 102 84 Gingy - The other night we spoke briefly of Jackson Pollack, then, a day or so later there was a small splash re some yahoo claiming that Norman Rockwell had latent homo tendencies.

Here, there was link to a piece written by Garrison Keillor commenting on said yahoo, and the ridiculousness of the idea.

Did you read that Keillor piece, perchance?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 10:59 PM (aDwsi)
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No - but I don't hang with the Daywalkers often. I did tell my profs I thought Pollock was a douche; they agreed.

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79 Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 10:55 PM (N/cFh)

All this appreciation of "Art" is wearing my butt out.
Pics or, well you know the rules
Posted by: TiminAL at January 08, 2014 10:58 PM (A9c4d)
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One rule. No pictures of my ass on the Internet.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 11:03 PM (N/cFh)

You could post a pic "in the style of Jackson Pollock" and nobody would be the wiser.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 07:10 PM (T1005)

133 121 Velveeta is the only way to make Mac an Cheese, unless you go with the Kraft boxed dinner and the cheese powder. (we grew up poor)

Not the only way, but if you use actual cheese, you have to have a way to bind it together. One way is to first cook flour in milk, stirring, until it's thickened and tastes cooked (I think this is called bechamel sauce) then stir/melt in all the cheese it will hold.

Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2014 07:10 PM (bKA83)

134 89 anon at January 08, 2014 11:00 PM (DEsFp)

He had the cocksucker on and asked narry a probing question on shit that was common and CORRECT fucking knowledge online...

Sorry no, you are confirming PRECISELY what I said...

I know O'shamrock he is a fifth rate journalist from Inside Edition writ large...

He is a Harvard "Conservative Democrat" at heart who wonders where the fuck JFK went....

Tapper(whom I know is playing the crowd and is a liberal extraordinaire)>O'Shamrock

He let Obama lie his ass off "I didn't raise taxes once"

Yeah genius what the fuck did Roberts say your fucking health plan was?

The key was in follow-ups on corss-x and O'shamrock never once said "you are not telling the truth, you raised taxes several times w/Pelosi"

He did not "raise taxes" overtly because Neither House of Congress including when Pelosi had the gavel passed his assholish budget proposals.

http://tinyurl.com/8oofk4m

He demanded that "millionaires and billionaires" defined as "couples making 250,000 get a fucking tax hike of Boehner recall?

It is not a good thing when a fucking Moron like me can think better than "a Harvard Ivy just looking out for the folks"

O'reilley's interview was a WWE style Work...

it was fake...the punches looked credible but at the end of the show behind the curtains he shaked the fucker's hand and wished him well...

I guarantee it.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 07:10 PM (TE35l)

135 Maet's up now.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 07:11 PM (T1005)

136 Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2014 10:48 PM (PK+r9) Thanks for the link to that Mark Steyn piece. I read it outloud to hubby, and we were howling! So many great, pithy lines! Gingy, it sounds like you are in my old neck of the woods! If you get a chance, Longwood Gardens is a must (although, all the Christmas lights are probably down now--and it is so much better in the spring and summer when things are actually blooming--never mind!) If you go back later in the year, it's a must see! The fall is nice too.

Posted by: runningrn at January 08, 2014 07:11 PM (o6g4X)

137 The slices changed. They said nothing changed but it's *really* obvious, different color and texture and a little more bitter - kind of useless for my purposes. Never used the slices much anyway.

For me it's mostly a sauce base.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 08, 2014 11:00 PM (qyfb5)

Velveeta in the block made for great grilled cheese sandwiches and it was great. Now the cheese tastes like it's rancid. Probably taking the fat out of it for the raving lobster eating dog kissing Mooch.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at January 08, 2014 07:11 PM (GgPam)

138 The French word for cheese is "le cheese".

Posted by: eman at January 08, 2014 07:12 PM (AO9UG)

139 Splurge, You make a ruex with butter and flour, then add milk, and then the cheese.

Posted by: lindafell at January 08, 2014 07:13 PM (PGO8C)

140 Speaking of pics of Moronette asses... A couple of us were chatting over on twitter about a topic for a recurring post at the HQ: Guess the Moron/Moronette We could have current or past photos submitted to one of the COBs and then everyone can try to guess who it is. Would anyone participate?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 07:13 PM (DmNpO)

141 We had a cow named Velveeta. Very, very bad idea, BTW. Not to name a cow Velveeta, but to have a "pet" cow.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 08, 2014 07:13 PM (dfYL9)

142 Chemmy, thanks for the provisional ONT!

Happy New Year to you, buddy!

Posted by: runningrn at January 08, 2014 07:13 PM (o6g4X)

143 What you call it when you add a naked chick is still under review. Posted by: eman Excellent? Fappy time?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 07:13 PM (ynfbw)

144

OK Sven, I think you are wrong but I won't try to change your mind. Tell me who you listen to.

Posted by: anon at January 08, 2014 07:14 PM (DEsFp)

145 Get my Velveeta while I can? Shit son, I still got the Velveeta in me that I ate when I was a kid at the '82 neighborhood Superbowl bash. That shit never leaves your system.

Posted by: JDW at January 08, 2014 07:14 PM (dmhUI)

146 O'Reilly is fine. And, almost by definition, he's good at his job since his job is to get ratings and he's #1 and has been forever. In that same sense, Rush is, almost by definition, good at his job. I don't watch O'Reilly much. But if they ran it to appeal more to me they'd probably lose viewers. I mainly wish he'd have fewer left-wing activists types. Those people suck as humans, are never honest, and also suck as humans. But Ailes and O'Reilly know what they're doing. They aren't activists. They are in the business of making money by making TV shows that people will watch. And they are provably good at that.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 07:14 PM (ZPrif)

147 Country Singer
Thanks for that link.
Cheese powder in bulk with a long shelf life is always welcome here.

Posted by: Yustin Tushie at January 08, 2014 07:14 PM (/rVF5)

148 "A couple of us were chatting over on twitter about a topic for a recurring post at the HQ: Guess the Moron/Moronette We could have current or past photos submitted to one of the COBs and then everyone can try to guess who it is." "NDH, we posted pics on the rarely used Yahoo groups thing. People even did a "when we were young" album of when they were kids. The Yahoo thing never really took off as far as I could tell.

Posted by: runningrn at January 08, 2014 07:15 PM (o6g4X)

149 145 Get my Velveeta while I can? Shit son, I still got the Velveeta in me that I ate when I was a kid at the '82 neighborhood Superbowl bash. That shit never leaves your system.

Posted by: JDW at January 08, 2014 11:14 PM (dmhUI)

It's really spackle.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at January 08, 2014 07:15 PM (GgPam)

150 Laughing at some rabid lefty FB friends who are gloating over Christie like it's some great blow to conservatives that he's throwing staff under the bus faster than he triple dips Doritos in Velveeta.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 08, 2014 07:17 PM (dZGNV)

151 144 anon at January 08, 2014 11:14 PM (DEsFp)

My right hand on the mouse wheel...

WTF who the hell I listen to like that defines my PoV or intellectual worthiness...

I go to the goddamned source watch multiple reports, read different sites...

Anyone voting based on any fucking talking head's voice solo is just 18 hours of immersion in Chris Matthew's Crawl Space from thinking Obama is just ducky.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 07:18 PM (TE35l)

152 150 whatmeworry? at January 08, 2014 11:17 PM (dZGNV)

Send 'em here WMW...bring them to ME...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 07:18 PM (TE35l)

153 140 Speaking of pics of Moronette asses... A couple of us were chatting over on twitter about a topic for a recurring post at the HQ: Guess the Moron/Moronette We could have current or past photos submitted to one of the COBs and then everyone can try to guess who it is. Would anyone participate? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 11:13 PM (DmNpO) --- Yeah, but there are a lot of you who know what I look like from the twitters. And you said it (I think?) that we'd probable end up with old pictures, except from me. Maybe it was Why Not.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 07:18 PM (N/cFh)

154 okay, go to the real ONT

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 07:19 PM (9GG/0)

155 That's the worst pinup ever. I don't want to think about sex during velveeta or velveeta during sex.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at January 08, 2014 07:20 PM (NBhge)

156 121 Poor? We made Mac 'n cheese with Kaboom and Cheetos dust.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 08, 2014 07:20 PM (dZGNV)

157 OK Sven, it is as I thought, you are just smarter than everyone else

Posted by: anon at January 08, 2014 07:20 PM (DEsFp)

158 ONT up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 07:21 PM (DmNpO)

159 Yeah, but there are a lot of you who know what I look like from the twitters. And you said it (I think?) that we'd probable end up with old pictures, except from me. Maybe it was Why Not. *** I said it because you've already tweeted cute pictures of yourself.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 07:22 PM (DmNpO)

160 157 anon at January 08, 2014 11:20 PM (DEsFp)

No I listen to Steyn when he subs, Walter E Williams interviews I prefer them to Limbaugh...

I don't let O'Reilly think for me.

Sorry, I read and if there is a compelling story or interview I listen or watch.

Interviews are professional liars talking to professional hair farmers.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 07:23 PM (TE35l)

161 146 Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 11:14 PM (ZPrif)

He's hated by the left because "Pavlov" and the right because "fraud"...

he's just looking out for the folks...

Yeah Bill you are one of us buddy...

hats off he has "awesome ratings" though I suspect Gutfeld or Megyn Kelly would draw better demographics....

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 07:27 PM (TE35l)

162 That tone test was fun.
93%
Helps to have great speakers. I have great speakers. I have to have great speakers because I don't have great hearing anymore.

Posted by: navybrat at January 08, 2014 07:43 PM (AW7Gr)

163 I can make a pretty mean dip out of Velveeta, Pace salsa, and taco beef. Not to brag or anything, but... it's life-changingly awesome.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 08, 2014 08:04 PM (/96QU)

164 Velvetta over the last few years has begun to taste. Is it my old age or the old age of Velvetta or have the ingredients been changed? Posted by: Ammo Dump I'm thinking you might be right. As a kid the only cheese I liked was Velveeta. I wouldn't even eat pizza. Yeah, weird kid, and not today I love all kinds of cheese, the older cheddar the better. A few years ago we sored some 25 yo cheddar. She said it would never be seen again once that bit was gone. She was right, the oldest we can find is 7 yo. Still pretty tasty.

Posted by: The Farmer at January 08, 2014 08:07 PM (eBupg)

165 I haver never, to my knowledge, had Veleeta chess. If my Mother made mac & cheese it was either Kraft or homemade. Good Night!

Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2014 08:19 PM (z4WKX)

166 Not the only way, but if you use actual cheese, you have to have a way to bind it together. One way is to first cook flour in milk, stirring, until it's thickened and tastes cooked (I think this is called bechamel sauce) then stir/melt in all the cheese it will hold. Posted by: Splunge My wife makes it that way. And besides old Cheddar add some buttercaese cheese. Heaven.

Posted by: The Farmer at January 08, 2014 08:47 PM (eBupg)

167

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 09, 2014 02:04 AM (T2V/1)

168 Why oh why do I keep surfing AoS from work? I appreciate the cheesecake, but a warning would be nice.

Posted by: Darkmage at January 09, 2014 04:37 AM (T5FtP)

169 Mac and Cheese, bitches!

http://tinyurl.com/mttwycn

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 09, 2014 05:40 AM (TPimP)

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