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May 07, 2014

Epic: Al Sharpton's One-Man War On the English Language
— Ace

Two things flow from this:

1. He does not write or even review his scripts before he films the show. If he did either of those things, he'd know how to pronounce some of these words, and they wouldn't sneak up on him like crafty hobgoblins.

2. He doesn't, it seems, read very much at all, because common words like "tortoise," "hubris," and even "Kardashian" are apparently not in his active vocabulary. He thus has to sound them out through phonics as he sees them, pronouncing them as if they literally come from a foreign language ("tortoise" becomes the made-up French word "tortisse," accent firmly on the -isse).

This frequently results in wordcrime.

This great video was put together by "The Anti-Hillary Internet Website."

This is MSNBC.

"The celebration of Mexican heritage and pride."

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1 Al Sharpton is sort of like a tanned, rested and ready Meghan McCain.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 01:34 PM (CMkNk)

2 ANDÂ… foist!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 01:34 PM (CMkNk)

3 Thomas Roberts likes to play himself up as the aggrieved gay man (which he has to tell us as being gay is behavioral). Shouldn't he know better?

Posted by: ejo at May 07, 2014 01:35 PM (GXvSO)

4 Off to see Paul Simon hurl a brick at Edie...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 01:35 PM (CMkNk)

5 Brickell, not GormÃ©.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 01:36 PM (CMkNk)

6 So...being a subliterate Jew-hating racist is a plus over at MSNBC. Got it.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 01:36 PM (mx5oN)

7 Cinco De Racism.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 07, 2014 01:37 PM (5UteM)

8 Sharpton is much funnier than Colbert.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 07, 2014 01:38 PM (9W+0f)

9 Read we much!

Posted by: Al "Not So" Sharptoon at May 07, 2014 01:38 PM (XgHE7)

10 The Kardashian tortoise has hubris. John has a long moustache.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 07, 2014 01:38 PM (27KaM)

11 I like Lemon Tortisse.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 07, 2014 01:38 PM (8ZskC)

12 Pointing this out is racist. Obviously.

Posted by: Jaws at May 07, 2014 01:38 PM (zK+5U)

13 3 Also abused as a child by a priest. Aggrieved times two.

Posted by: NCKate at May 07, 2014 01:38 PM (dAu4Y)

14 MSNBC celebrates Pinko de Mayo.

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2014 01:38 PM (mizYg)

15 OG guys with cred in the hood don't use funny words like that anyway.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at May 07, 2014 01:39 PM (8ZskC)

16 You mean it's not tortoise, like the female French name FranÃ§oise?!

Posted by: @ParisParamus at May 07, 2014 01:39 PM (jevv7)

17 Pinko de Taco.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 01:39 PM (CMkNk)

18 The fact that Sharpton has not been administered rough justice for his crimes, is a black mark on this country. He is a vile and despicable man. Vile and despicable.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 07, 2014 01:39 PM (8tAEF)

19 Personally, I thought Al was more appealing when he looked like the fat Morris Day and wore the manhole cover around his neck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 01:40 PM (CMkNk)

20 zombie @ 14. Excellent!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2014 01:40 PM (08Znv)

21 This Thread be racist.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2014 01:40 PM (tMCok)

22

Hubbris.

snort

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2014 01:41 PM (hJauc)

23 To be fair, reading a teleprompter is hard. Sure, Obama makes it seem easy. But that's because he's 'the Messiah.'

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 07, 2014 01:41 PM (9W+0f)

24 18 Posted by: Kreplach at May 07, 2014 05:39 PM (8tAEF) Was this close -THIS CLOSE - to punching his lights out once. He was alone in the Reebok Sports Club gym locker room with me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 01:41 PM (CMkNk)

25 I didn't know we rank behind Lat-Vi-Ta. Is that a Mexican restaurant?

Posted by: Jen at May 07, 2014 01:41 PM (qcDPE)

26 I'll eat the worm.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May 07, 2014 01:41 PM (tMCok)

27 His old jogging suit look was a fashion crime with no statue of limitations.

Posted by: toby928© at May 07, 2014 01:41 PM (QupBk)

28 How do you say pina colada in Spanish?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at May 07, 2014 01:41 PM (8ZskC)

29 They probably could have gotten away with the cinco de mayo stuff if they had claimed in the piece they were speaking out against the cultural appropriation we nasty gringos have done to that holiday

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 07, 2014 01:41 PM (HDwDg)

30 23! :-]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 07, 2014 01:42 PM (9W+0f)

31 Ebonics. So many words so little time

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 07, 2014 01:42 PM (kQj83)

32
This thread is rackist.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at May 07, 2014 01:42 PM (hJauc)

33 To be fair, who's to say how words should be pronounced?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 07, 2014 01:42 PM (9W+0f)

34 *watching the first video*

Hhhwhat is he talking about???

Posted by: Al "Not So" Sharpton at May 07, 2014 01:43 PM (XgHE7)

35 This things I believe!

Posted by: Mayor Quimby at May 07, 2014 01:43 PM (QCo5R)

36 33 To be fair, who's to say how words should be pronounced? Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 07, 2014 05:42 PM (9W+0f) And that my friends is the essence of Kommon Kore.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 01:43 PM (CMkNk)

37

Living a La-vite-ah loca.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at May 07, 2014 01:44 PM (hJauc)

38 If a man wants to pronounce dog as cat, and cat as dog, who's to say that's wrong.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 07, 2014 01:44 PM (9W+0f)

39 Mr. Sharpton, I have the Sultan of Brunei on line 2. He sounds pretty upset.

Posted by: eman at May 07, 2014 01:44 PM (EWsrI)

40 I watched an interesting doc called The Tearing Apart of History. Specifically, it was how the mobs in the french revolution destroyed shit. I didn't care for some of the presenters comparisons, e.g., calling the 68 riots as rebellion against capitalism. It was the fucking commies causing all the riots. Anyway, the interesting part was the guy walking in Paris and pointing out all the emblems and crests that had been chiseled off doors, walks, churches. etc. Later in the revolution, they contracted out to bands of stone masons to tear things down. I'm not doing a good job explaining it but I had a book on Munich that demonstrated the same thing but with the Nazis. All through out Munich are empty pedestals that were once tributes to nazis. You would never notice them unless you were looking for them.

Posted by: Pug of Brunei at May 07, 2014 01:44 PM (3U9Bd)

41 JJ, I would have contributed to your defense fund. And I sympathize over Paul Simon.

Posted by: FCF at May 07, 2014 01:44 PM (Khja4)

42 Pronouncing words correctly is too "acting white."

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 07, 2014 01:45 PM (AC0lD)

43 @24 At least Alton Maddox and C. Vernon Mason were disbarred, this pig has never suffered an iota for his crimes. You should have knocked his lights out.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 07, 2014 01:45 PM (8tAEF)

44 I confess to having pronounced "Cairo" wrong before. Although in my defense, for some odd reason that's the way the town in Illinois says it.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 07, 2014 01:45 PM (HDwDg)

45 He doesn't, it seems, read very much at all That's only important if it's about Sarah Palin. Seriously, Al's an imbecile.

Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 01:46 PM (MMC8r)

46 It would be funny if not for the blood on that guy's hands.

Posted by: ejo at May 07, 2014 01:46 PM (GXvSO)

47 I knew a guy who had a Korean girlfriend, and she assumed it was French because of the spelling, so she pronounced it "tor-twa".

Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2014 01:46 PM (zoehZ)

48 Bee-jing is where a man can get a bee-jer.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at May 07, 2014 01:46 PM (8ZskC)

49 To be fair, Sharpton's still the only watchable person on MSNBC.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 07, 2014 01:46 PM (9W+0f)

50 Why is Sharpton allowed on TV? And what happened to his head? Was he doing on-site reporting at Fukushima?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 07, 2014 01:46 PM (5UteM)

51
That was quite the hair ball he was hacking up at the end there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2014 01:46 PM (hJauc)

52 Why isn't phonics spelled fo-net'-ik-alee?

Posted by: toby928© at May 07, 2014 01:47 PM (QupBk)

53 If he and ed shultz were to produce a love child... Sharpton has single handedly rendered me mockless. I cannot do a better job at mocking him than he does, so he's at least better than me at something.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 01:47 PM (x3YFz)

54 I don't think it is fair of you people to mock Al Sharpton, after all everyone has trouble with some words..., like say..., 'Corpsman'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 07, 2014 01:47 PM (aDwsi)

55 This Thread be racist. Posted by: garrett

It be all racist and shit.

Posted by: Dang at May 07, 2014 01:47 PM (MNq6o)

56 JJ, it's a very brave thing to admit just how badly you failed America that day.

Posted by: Jaws at May 07, 2014 01:48 PM (zK+5U)

57 It's clear he was much better as an advocate of mob violence than as a teleprompter reader.

A man's gotta know his limitations.

Slimeballs, not so much.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 07, 2014 01:48 PM (wNF3N)

58 Al Sharpton's oral tradition doesn't include pronunciations made by the oppressors.

Posted by: Al Gore's Toupee at May 07, 2014 01:48 PM (rCS6C)

59 I confess to having pronounced "Cairo" wrong before. Although in my defense, for some odd reason that's the way the town in Illinois says it. I know, right? What illiterate assholes they have in Illinois.

Posted by: The Citizens of New Madrid, MO at May 07, 2014 01:48 PM (8ZskC)

It just proves that a functional retard can have a show, as long as they toe the liberal line.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2014 01:48 PM (0Jb7F)

61 Al Sharpton has never been elected to ANY office. He is a known accessory to murder and he is dumber than a post. So why does the MFM give him so much air time?

rhetorical question, I know.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at May 07, 2014 01:49 PM (T2V/1)

62 Fucked-On-Phonics!Â™

Posted by: Dang at May 07, 2014 01:49 PM (MNq6o)

63 Fuck you, San De-gogo!

Posted by: Ron Sharpton at May 07, 2014 01:49 PM (MMC8r)

64 I thinks the Rev Alferd be won of da most well speeched persons I no.

Posted by: Tawana Brawley at May 07, 2014 01:49 PM (0FSuD)

65 It would be funny if not for the blood on that guy's hands. Posted by: ejo ------------------ The entire Left/Liberal clown show would be funny, if they were not destroying The Republic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 07, 2014 01:49 PM (aDwsi)

66 I know, right? What illiterate assholes they have in Illinois. Posted by: The Citizens of New Madrid, MO at May 07, 2014 05:48 PM (8ZskC) I've made that mistake in SPAIN. I think I was in Seville though, but on my way back to Madrid. Seville by the way which is of course pronounced "Say-vee-yah" because.. they were trying to confuse me.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 07, 2014 01:50 PM (HDwDg)

67 It would be funny if supercalifragilistcexpiadocious appeared on his telprompter.

Posted by: dantesed at May 07, 2014 01:50 PM (88xKn)

68 61 It just proves that a functional retard can have a show, as long as they toe the liberal line

Posted by: Vashta Nerada

That should be "tow" the line, dumbass.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at May 07, 2014 01:50 PM (5UteM)

69 Fucked-On-Phonics!Â™ Posted by: Dang ---------------- Fooked-On-Phonetics ?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 07, 2014 01:50 PM (aDwsi)

70 He's lost without his bullhorn.

Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 01:51 PM (MMC8r)

71

I recall a reporter out here pronouncing Solzhenitsyn's "The Gulag Archipelago" as "The Gulag Archie-pee-law-go".

Communication and/or Journalism majors. What can you do? *shrugs*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2014 01:51 PM (kdS6q)

72 Where's the clip where Al mispronounces 'Jews' as 'diamond selling eaters of black babies?'

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 07, 2014 01:51 PM (AC0lD)

73 MIZLED!

Posted by: Debbie Wassterminshmiltz at May 07, 2014 01:51 PM (MMC8r)

74 It would be funny if supercalifragilistcexpiadocious appeared on his telprompter.
Posted by: dantesed

Shazizzle!

Posted by: ME, AL SHARPTON! at May 07, 2014 01:51 PM (MNq6o)

75 45 I confess to having pronounced "Cairo" wrong before. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at May 07, 2014 05:45 PM (HDwDg) But you are not paid to be a t.v. talking head, and he is.

Posted by: m at May 07, 2014 01:51 PM (2AqeI)

76 It would be funny if supercalifragilistcexpiadocious appeared on his telprompter. Posted by: dantesed at May 07, 2014 05:50 PM (88xKn) he'd have a seizure. But would be funny.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 01:51 PM (x3YFz)

77 MSNBC: Mescal or not, we'll eat the worm.

Posted by: Fritz at May 07, 2014 01:51 PM (UzPAd)

78 But resist, we muchÂ… we mustÂ… and we will muchÂ… aboutÂ… thatÂ… be committed. He makes me chuckle sometimes.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at May 07, 2014 01:52 PM (thLL8)

It's pronounced "Azzz-Weeee-Pay"

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2014 01:52 PM (0Jb7F)

80 Having Obama's dick up my ass sometime make me whiggle and misspoke.. When I can feel it.

Posted by: Rev Al at May 07, 2014 01:52 PM (0FSuD)

81 My ears are ringing from all the dog whistleez on this threed.

Posted by: Soona at May 07, 2014 01:52 PM (+dFar)

82 I still pronounce "Myanmar", "Burma"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 07, 2014 01:52 PM (aDwsi)

83 66 It would be funny if not for the blood on that guy's hands. Posted by: ejo ------------------ The entire Left/Liberal clown show would be funny, if they were not destroying The Republic. Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 07, 2014 05:49 PM (aDwsi) Just spell potatoe differently or mispronounce nuclear & see what hits the fan

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 07, 2014 01:53 PM (kQj83)

84 Fucked-On-Phonics!Â™

Posted by: Dang at May 07, 2014 05:49 PM (MNq6o)

Bawhahaha

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 07, 2014 01:53 PM (nTgAI)

85 Morning tequila would account for a lot of MSNBC.

Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 01:53 PM (MMC8r)

86 Every no the press corpse loves me.

Posted by: Rev Al at May 07, 2014 01:53 PM (0FSuD)

87 Im pretty sure he knows how to pronounce GREEDY JEW and RICH WHITE DEVILS. Just like our presidents spiritual adviser. Is it a problem that the peezy is hanging with these dudes or not a big deal?

Posted by: Rev dr e buzz healthcare at May 07, 2014 01:53 PM (+eMsJ)

88 Do you ever wonder if they gave him a show so that they can laugh at a black man in the comfort of their homes?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2014 01:53 PM (0Jb7F)

89 Don't make me call out the marine corpse on you guys.

Posted by: King Barky, Benghazi investigator extraordinaire at May 07, 2014 01:53 PM (wNF3N)

90 But you are not paid to be a t.v. talking head, and he is. Posted by: m at May 07, 2014 05:51 PM (2AqeI) True, but I like to believe I'm smarter and more educated than he is. As I said though, on the flip side I knew about "Cay-ro" IL long before I knew of Cairo, Egypt. Which may make you go "WTF?" except I had family that hailed from there*, and you tend to learn where your family is from long before you learn of foreign lands. *Before anyone asks, the family that hailed from there is long gone.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 07, 2014 01:53 PM (HDwDg)

91 In a just world Al Sharpton would make his living in the manner appropriate to his natural skill set. With a fuckin' shine box, in a rural airport

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2014 01:54 PM (VJGSx)

92 I'd like to see him pronounce MSNBC and 'miznibbic.'

Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 01:54 PM (MMC8r)

93 crafty hobgoblins

I don't know when, don't know what the topic will be, or who the poster will be, but, I tell you this, I am totally going to sock that phrase.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 07, 2014 01:54 PM (IN7k+)

94 Where's the clip where Al mispronounces 'Jews' as 'diamond selling eaters of black babies?' Heh, yeah. Everyone knows it's pronounced Hooknosed Moneymen.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at May 07, 2014 01:54 PM (QupBk)

95
Also:

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/151580/monkey-in-a-box

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2014 01:54 PM (kdS6q)

96 Christian Hosts Lose HGTV Show For Opposing Gay Marriage, Abortion http://shar.es/SdbZl via @BreitbartNews

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 07, 2014 01:55 PM (ZPrif)

97 and = as

Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 01:55 PM (MMC8r)

98 How can he have a show,
When he don't even know,
How the pronunciations go?

If he spent more time,
To make his words rhyme,
then he'd probably be fine.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at May 07, 2014 01:55 PM (XgHE7)

99 My brother had an affirmative action boss like that.

"We need to be anonymous in our decision" was one of his best emails.

Posted by: Dang at May 07, 2014 01:55 PM (MNq6o)

100 @66 Dis shit be lies by deem himmies. http://tinyurl.com/bo9cok6

Posted by: Rev Al at May 07, 2014 01:55 PM (0FSuD)

101 Multiple choice question: Al Sharpton is 1) The precursor to the wave of Common Core brain scientists we'll be seeing b) The product of hooook ed on phone icks. 5) Drunk 4) Stupid d) All of the above

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 01:55 PM (x3YFz)

102 68 It would be funny if supercalifragilistcexpiadocious appeared on his telprompter. Posted by: dantesed at May 07, 2014 05:50 PM (88xKn) You spelled it wrong.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 07, 2014 01:55 PM (lftEn)

103 'The only dumb questions are the ones you don't axe.' -Al Sharpton

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2014 01:55 PM (tMCok)

104 HGTV seems to have become the official channel of doctor's and dentist's offices these days. Apparently interior decorating and house flipping are the two most innocuous activities in the world.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 07, 2014 01:56 PM (ZPrif)

105 He taught Rachel Jenteal everything she knows.

Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 01:56 PM (MMC8r)

106 "Kud I has sum Cairo serappe on my pan kikes? day serves dem at chip-oh-lay. Antonanine Skullerymaid eats em at Tivoli"

Even phonics would help this idiot. He really shouldn't be out of the house without a helmet.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 07, 2014 01:56 PM (pgQxn)

107 OT

If the party's chairman, Reince Priebus gets his way, the GOP will pick its nominee more quickly than during past contests and have fewer debates in which candidates could criticize each other.

Vanilla Jeb or Butter Pecan Jeb?

Take your pick , bitchez!

Posted by: Rinse Prius [/i] [/b] at May 07, 2014 01:56 PM (BmmBm)

108 This is the Koch brothers' fault.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 07, 2014 01:57 PM (pgQxn)

109 "99 Christian Hosts Lose HGTV Show For Opposing Gay Marriage, Abortion http://shar.es/SdbZl via @BreitbartNews Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 07, 2014 05:55 PM (ZPrif)" Dissent will not be tolerated.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 07, 2014 01:57 PM (9W+0f)

110

HGTV seems to have become the official channel of doctor's and dentist's offices these days. Apparently interior decorating and house flipping are the two most innocuous activities in the world.

I've noticed that. Seems that every other show on the air is politicized.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2014 01:57 PM (0Jb7F)

111 Obama's gutting the military but he just bought himself a cool billion worth of helos for prezidentin'.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 07, 2014 01:57 PM (ZPrif)

112 Damn. There goes HGTV

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2014 01:58 PM (0Jb7F)

113 Semper Fee, Al!

Posted by: Melissa Harris-Perry at May 07, 2014 01:58 PM (knoK7)

114 Second look at Black privilege?

Posted by: Siga Norry Weaver at May 07, 2014 01:58 PM (u0wJh)

115 108 He taught Rachel Jenteal everything she knows. Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 05:56 PM (MMC8r) Yeah, and for a fat girl she was GOOD.

Posted by: Rev Al at May 07, 2014 01:58 PM (0FSuD)

116 Don't make me call out the marine corpse on you guys.
Posted by: King Barky, Benghazi investigator extraordinaire

You speak Austrian?

Posted by: Dang at May 07, 2014 01:58 PM (MNq6o)

117 The compilers of this video deserve a medal for wading though Al's mouth droppings picking out these particular kernels.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 07, 2014 01:58 PM (wNF3N)

118 Crap...I think I'm wearing the wrong sock.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2014 01:58 PM (knoK7)

119 It seems that at least half of homebuyers are gay from watching HGTV. Wait that makes it sound like HGTV is the cause. Hmmm.

Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2014 01:59 PM (h7Onx)

120
"Sharpton graduated from Samuel J. Tilden High School in Brooklyn, and attended Brooklyn College, dropping out after two years in 1975."

The New York educational system, Ladies and Gents.

Also:

"In 1963 Sharpton's father left his wife to have a relationship with Al Sharpton's half-sister."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2014 01:59 PM (kdS6q)

121 I saw the Crafty Hobgoblins open for Rush at the Summit in '84. Epic, epic show. The drummer for the Hobgoblins has no arms.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 07, 2014 01:59 PM (eEBON)

122

The compilers of this video deserve a medal for wading though Al's mouth droppings picking out these particular kernels.

That, sir, is a disgusting metaphor.

Posted by: Cornelius Stool at May 07, 2014 01:59 PM (0Jb7F)

123 Ha! Al Sharpton is MSNBC's SNL not ready for prime time week night newscast. He reminds me of the people featured on Jay Walking on the Leno Show. You just KNOW everyone's cracking up in the broadcast control room. The guy's brain got fried on hard drugs. These clips should be a D.A.R.E. commercial. But kids these days are so illiterate, they wouldn't catch any of the faux pas. And since he's black, any criticism of public display of perpetual stupidity is racisssssst, or something.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 01:59 PM (gmrH5)

124 Clearly she hates attention. The Baldwins hate attention in a "Why do these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?" way. Alex Marlow ‏@AlexMarlow 19m After Complaining He's Had the Internet Shoved Up His A**, Alec Baldwin's Wife Instagrams This.... http://shar.es/Sd3HX

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 07, 2014 02:00 PM (ZPrif)

125 The compilers of this video deserve a medal for wading though Al's mouth droppings picking out these particular kernels. Posted by: GnuBreed at May 07, 2014 05:58 PM (wNF3N) For a laugh, I used to listen to his radio show for about 10 minutes (that's about all a sane person can take without wrapping a telephone pole around your car). His callers make him look like a Field's Prize Winner.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 02:00 PM (x3YFz)

126 Koch Brothers TelepromptersÂ® are made in China.

Posted by: Dang at May 07, 2014 02:00 PM (MNq6o)

127 The Justice Brother's insurance commercial http://tinyurl.com/l9lwpca

Posted by: Jen at May 07, 2014 02:01 PM (qcDPE)

128 After Complaining He's Had the Internet Shoved Up His A**, Alec Baldwin's Wife Instagrams This.... http://shar.es/Sd3HX That's Hilaria.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2014 02:01 PM (tMCok)

129 I am only aware HGTV exists because I have to get my teeth cleaned occasionally. That and any time I'm over at a house with a woman in it.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 07, 2014 02:01 PM (ZPrif)

130 Sharpton reminds me of the Jamie Foxx character from In Living Color. He played a prisoner who used big words inappropriately to sound smart. Sadly, Sharpton isn't wearing prison stripes.

Posted by: no good deed at May 07, 2014 02:02 PM (ILBCY)

131 The Justice Brother's insurance commercial That's my favorite.

Posted by: Future Agenda 21 Refugee at May 07, 2014 02:02 PM (thLL8)

132 er... Field's Medal. sorry mathy's... we just ignore you until we need Hilbert or Reimann.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 02:02 PM (x3YFz)

133
Al Sharpton, almost eclipsing Sheila Jackson Lee as the stupidest sum'bitch in politics by an RCH!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 07, 2014 02:02 PM (nQjHM)

134 Don't know why we would expect any different when the POTUS can't f*cking pronounce corpsman. Words is hard.

Posted by: Siga Norry Weaver at May 07, 2014 02:03 PM (u0wJh)

135

Sadly, Sharpton isn't wearing prison stripes.

He's an informer. They get special dispensation, because they wouldn't last five minutes in the exercise yard.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2014 02:03 PM (0Jb7F)

136 The New York educational system, Ladies and Gents. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2014 05:59 PM (kdS6q) Tell that to Michael Savage. One decade apart, I'd wager that Sharpton got out of school as much as he put in with effort to pay attention and study.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 02:03 PM (gmrH5)

137 128 OT but since we're talking about hilarious videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZXoNKBi3bQ I laughed pretty much from beginning to end. It's just too much. Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at May 07, 2014 06:00 PM (tWmgi) Yikes, I couldn't take more than about 20 seconds. That's really sad; that appears to be one troubled kid. What is the protestor's topic?

Posted by: m at May 07, 2014 02:03 PM (2AqeI)

138 Moolti-passs.

Posted by: Leeloo Sharpton at May 07, 2014 02:03 PM (XgHE7)

139 Fuckin Koch Brothers!!!

Posted by: Edward G at May 07, 2014 02:04 PM (i0wGQ)

140
Rev Al could easily be the real life Eddie Murphy character Velvet Jones, who produced the best seller "So You Wants To Be a Ho."

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 07, 2014 02:04 PM (nQjHM)

141 Leeloo actually made sense.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2014 02:04 PM (0Jb7F)

142 protestor's protester's ah crap

Posted by: m at May 07, 2014 02:04 PM (2AqeI)

143 To be fair, Sharpton's sex tape will feature perfect diction. Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 07, 2014 02:05 PM (9W+0f)

144 It seems that at least half of homebuyers are gay from watching HGTV.

Wait that makes it sound like HGTV is the cause. Hmmm. Posted by: blaster

I'd just gotten out of the shower and was watching a cooking show when I fell on that cucumber. Seriously the darndest story ya ever heard. I'm suing the ER for putting my x-rays on the internet.

Posted by: That guy with all that stuff stuck in his ass at May 07, 2014 02:05 PM (MNq6o)

145 Obsidian - I never figured out what the sign was about.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 07, 2014 02:05 PM (aDwsi)

146 Ignorance of the [word] is no excuse.

Posted by: prosecution at May 07, 2014 02:05 PM (gmrH5)

147 As usual, the last word (so to speak) goes to Blackadder. http://tinyurl.com/3r53urs

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2014 02:05 PM (TIIx5)

148 'Sigonoy Weebah'

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2014 02:05 PM (tMCok)

149 @12 You do know Jesse Jackson sr is bastard. His mother was fucking her next door neighbor who was married to someone else. Leadership! It b cum from everywhere.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 07, 2014 02:06 PM (0FSuD)

150 Al Sharpton, almost eclipsing Sheila Jackson Lee as the stupidest sum'bitch in politics by an RCH! Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 07, 2014 06:02 PM (nQjHM) If I was black, I'd wake up every day rage stroking that these are the imbeciles pushed forward by my culture. To all you conservative blacks out there lurking, I empathize. It has GOT to suck.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 02:06 PM (x3YFz)

151 I'd just gotten out of the shower and was watching a cooking show when I fell on that cucumber. Seriously the darndest story ya ever heard. I'm suing the ER for putting my x-rays on the internet. Pro tip: Avoid the cucumber. Go with the zucchini

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 07, 2014 02:08 PM (VJGSx)

152
Pro tip: Avoid the cucumber. Go with the zucchini

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 07, 2014 06:08 PM (VJGSx)

That's sweet talkin' me honey!

Posted by: Pajama Boy at May 07, 2014 02:09 PM (nQjHM)

153 Sharpton speaks fluent Bullshitese as well as Okey-doke, and, thus, he reaches his audience.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 07, 2014 02:09 PM (dgQqG)

154 "What is the protestor's topic?" I think the old man was protesting pro cuts.

Posted by: Siga Norry Weaver at May 07, 2014 02:09 PM (u0wJh)

155 154 Al Sharpton, almost eclipsing Sheila Jackson Lee as the stupidest sum'bitch in politics by an RCH! Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 07, 2014 06:02 PM (nQjHM I get no respect, none.

Posted by: Rep Hank Johnson, Guam at May 07, 2014 02:09 PM (0FSuD)

156 He's an informer. They get special dispensation, because they wouldn't last five minutes in the exercise yard. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2014 06:03 PM (0Jb7F) LOL! Can you imagine that day at the FBI? Senior Agent: "You! In my office!" Junior Agent: "Yessir!" Senior Agent: "You'll be the handler for this new informant." (slides photo across desk) Junior Agent: "FML"

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 02:09 PM (x3YFz)

157 Never before has the English language been tortured in so many ways as he has done.

- things Shakespeare should have said

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2014 02:10 PM (mHemM)

158 That guy with a sign TRIGGERED ME!

Posted by: Video Spaz at May 07, 2014 02:11 PM (MMC8r)

159 Hillarious. He's a performance artist. You have to give him credit for forging bravely ahead and if he doesn't know the word invariably (as my one acting teacher used to say about screwing up delivering Shakespearean verse) "putting the ACCENT on the wrong SyLlABLE."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 02:11 PM (XyM/Y)

160

OT but since we're talking about hilarious videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZXoNKBi3bQ

I laughed pretty much from beginning to end. It's just too much.
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at May 07, 2014 06:00 PM (tWmgi)

----------------------------------------------

Little animals with no sense of emotional proportion. This little fuck is going to shoot up a crowd. What's really alarming, is that there's dozens of them where he came from.

Oh, and btw. He's also the product of the public education system.

Posted by: Soona at May 07, 2014 02:12 PM (+dFar)

161 We should just rename Mirraim Webster's Dictionary as "Word's Al Sharpton is Unfamiliar With."

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 02:12 PM (x3YFz)

162 45 I confess to having pronounced "Cairo" wrong before. Although in my defense, for some odd reason that's the way the town in Illinois says it. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at May 07, 2014 05:45 PM (HDwDg) That's messed up.

Posted by: Vienna, Illinois at May 07, 2014 02:14 PM (oMKp3)

163 http://tinyurl.com/4roo24

Posted by: Rev Jesse at May 07, 2014 02:14 PM (0FSuD)

164 Sharpton doesn't actually speak. He spews gibberish intermittently sprinkled with sounds that roughly approximate certain English words.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2014 02:15 PM (8ZskC)

165 Little animals with no sense of emotional proportion. This little fuck is going to shoot up a crowd. What's really alarming, is that there's dozens of them where he came from.

Oh, and btw. He's also the product of the public education system. Posted by: Soona

Scary. You can tell he's been coddled all his whiny life.

Posted by: Dang at May 07, 2014 02:15 PM (MNq6o)

166 How do you think I feel about this asshole

Posted by: Bill Cosby, Uncle Tom at May 07, 2014 02:15 PM (0FSuD)

167 Hey MSNBC:

Tequila doesn't have a worm...Mezcal has a worm.

Nice fact checking on your racist jokes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2014 02:16 PM (QFxY5)

168 Al has an early case of James Brown Disease. Please give.

Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 02:16 PM (MMC8r)

169 Seriously, both of those videos are hilarious. On the upside if I want to wander into broadcasting the bar is low enough for me to jump overÂ….profit! 166 We should just rename Mirraim Webster's Dictionary as "Word's Al Sharpton is Unfamiliar With." Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 06:12 PM (x3YFz) Good one.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 07, 2014 02:16 PM (A98Xu)

170 Whazzup.

Posted by: Byoona Veesta, Colorado at May 07, 2014 02:17 PM (9MuqI)

171 Howard Stern back in the mid 1990s began doing a daily "count how many words Sue Simmons says wrong" segment. I particularly remember her doing a story about pro wrestler "Jimmy Snukafly" He stopped when his former Saturday night show producer, who had taken over at the local NYC NBS news department, almost pleaded with him to stop.

Posted by: Harry Reed at May 07, 2014 02:17 PM (bJm7W)

172 "How do you think I feel about this asshole"

With gusto, I hope!

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 07, 2014 02:17 PM (MNq6o)

173

Posted by: Soona at May 07, 2014 06:12 PM (+dFar)

______________

His shouting that the sign is "Hate Speech" is pretty funny. Sad when you think that this is where we are headed as a country. People are already being convicted for "Hate Crimes".... so why not.

Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at May 07, 2014 02:17 PM (jucos)

174 Do you remember that kid in class who was constantly corrected by the teacher? Whenever he'd read something, you would either cringe or just lay your head down on the desk, because you'd already finished the paragraph. That kid got angry and took it out on society, in general, "white people" in particular. Now he gets to read from his "Theater of the Mind". Through a bullhorn. With no facts included. On Television. To start a deadly riot. -For a paycheck. Here's the caveat: Now he has to actually read stuff again. From a teleprompter. In English. -For a bigger paycheck. ...What could go wrong?

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 07, 2014 02:17 PM (lq3Ak)

175 When I use people like Rachel Jeantel as a baseline, Rev. Al ain't so bad.

Posted by: Future Agenda 21 Refugee at May 07, 2014 02:17 PM (thLL8)

176 If you put a million Sharptons in front of a million microphones for a million years, one of them would produce a sentence in proper English.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2014 02:17 PM (8ZskC)

177 If you notice, there's a common thread for all the Left's bullshit: Instructions for who to hate on.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 07, 2014 02:18 PM (dgQqG)

178 Even the black culture has a language, a dialect. Like the Cajuns (I can't understand a word they say). We learn to speak and hear according to where we live. Someone from TX speaks differently than someone from Boston (also can't understand a word they say). So learning any language is about picking one specific dialect of the language and sticking to it. Once you get that down, you can learn other dialects. Sharpton was apparently taught english by Helen Keller and struck repeatedly in the head by a cricket bat.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 02:18 PM (x3YFz)

179 This is what should happen to the little shit going after the sign toting kook: http://youtu.be/FNkpIDBtC2c?t=19s

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 07, 2014 02:19 PM (pgQxn)

180 OT, but damn, the Jackson (MS) Clarion-Ledger called out TFG: http://tinyurl.com/pu5ae4a

Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2014 02:20 PM (KNXgp)

181 Sharpton was apparently taught english by Helen Keller and struck repeatedly in the head by a cricket bat. Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 06:18 PM (x3YFz) Need to clean keyboard.....LOL!

Posted by: Jen at May 07, 2014 02:21 PM (qcDPE)

182 I particularly (lemme hear you say that one Al) enjoyed Environmental Projection Agency, but the ending almost killed me.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 07, 2014 02:21 PM (8ClNp)

183 Sharpton doesn't actually speak. He spews gibberish intermittently sprinkled with sounds that roughly approximate certain English words.

Kinda like a Cargo Cult thing revolving around a talking head?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 07, 2014 02:21 PM (pgQxn)

184 I don't know what that crazy black man said, but it definitely offends the ears of Allah. He shall be stoned.

Posted by: Sultan Haji Hassanal Bolkiah Mu'izzaddin Waddaulah ibni Al-Marhum Sultan Haji Omar Ali Saifuddien Sa at May 07, 2014 02:21 PM (9GG/0)

185 "Someone from TX speaks differently than someone from Boston (also can't understand a word they say)." -Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 06:18 PM (x3YFz) There is NO REASON on GOD'S GREEN EARTH to try and decipher what someone from Boston says. *spit*

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 07, 2014 02:21 PM (lq3Ak)

186 If you put a million Sharptons in front of a million microphones for a million years, one of them would produce a sentence in proper English. Posted by: Cicero --------------- I think that theory has been disproved. All you get is a million million man-years of Al Sharpton gibberish. Some really interesting malapropisms, however.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 07, 2014 02:21 PM (aDwsi)

187 I'd like to apologize to all the borderline illiterate for lumping Al Sharpton in with them. Obviously, he's nowhere near the borderline.

Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 02:22 PM (MMC8r)

188 The ability to articulate and conjugate verbs was never Al's strong points , but he does put on snazzy neck tie's for his comedy show.

Posted by: 7 Days in May at May 07, 2014 02:22 PM (5V+Di)

189 OT, but damn, the Jackson (MS) Clarion-Ledger called out TFG: http://tinyurl.com/pu5ae4a Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2014 06:20 PM (KNXgp) Wow, no punches pulled either. Good for them.

Posted by: Jen at May 07, 2014 02:23 PM (qcDPE)

190 "Why was traffic problems e-mail sent." (pulls off cap of red pen with teeth) "F" "See me after class"

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 02:23 PM (x3YFz)

191 Al Sharpton is the Tawana Brawley of politics.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 07, 2014 02:24 PM (ASn1R)

192 The next Sharpton supercut needs to have the ending choking sequence interspersed at least 5 times throughout the video. That's just one of those things that gets funnier every time I watch it.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 07, 2014 02:24 PM (8ClNp)

193 He doesn't, it seems, read very much at all, because common words like "tortoise," "hubris," and even "Kardashian" are apparently not in his active vocabulary.

Ace, I wouldn't talk if I were you. You keep misspelling 'Cardassian.'

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 07, 2014 02:24 PM (kwc/t)

194 But resist we much....

Posted by: Buddha at May 07, 2014 02:24 PM (hi657)

195 "Al Sharpton is the Tawana Brawley of politics." -Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 07, 2014 06:24 PM (ASn1R) He smears shit on himself and crawls into the dumpster. ...indeed.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 07, 2014 02:25 PM (lq3Ak)

196 195 - Obama has all of the compassion of an ambulance chaser.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 07, 2014 02:25 PM (aDwsi)

197 hot ticket tonight! Empty Seats Galore ‏@EmptySeatsPics 6h Get-in price of $5.21 for Game 2 in Indianapolis tonight #Pacers #NBAPlayoffs http://www.stubhub.com/

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 07, 2014 02:25 PM (ZPrif)

198 Malaprop we much!

Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 02:25 PM (MMC8r)

199 Just let Al Axe the questions... OK Ok OK I got it , after all Sandy O'conner was responsible for all the turmoil..

Posted by: 7 Days in May at May 07, 2014 02:26 PM (5V+Di)

200 We are making a special offer to all members of the lame stream media. Deeply discounted one way tickets to Brunei with complimentary champagne, cocaine, and gay porn.

Posted by: The Tea Party Travel Agency at May 07, 2014 02:26 PM (1mtKP)

201 This thread can be considered to be a microaggression.

Posted by: Buddha at May 07, 2014 02:27 PM (hi657)

202 David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog #stopallbadstuff #Icare #lookatme Let's get this trending, everybody!

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 07, 2014 02:27 PM (ZPrif)

203 Call a Amber Lamps.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 07, 2014 02:27 PM (pgQxn)

204 from Sharpton to Obama "reset" Putin give or take 60 day leeway NEDRA PICKLER (AP): WASHINGTON -- President Barack Obama is removing special trade benefits for Russia because the country is too economically advanced to need them and Moscow's involvement in Ukraine made it an appropriate time to take the step, the White House announced Wednesday. Obama notified Congress that he plans to remove Russia from the Generalized System of Preferences program, which gave Moscow a $544 million break on import taxes in 2012 on products ranging from metals and minerals to tires and ceramic wares. The program, which allowed $19.9 billion in imports to enter the U.S. duty-free in 2012, is designed to help developing countries boost their economy through trade. The program expired in July 2013, but the Obama administration supports legislation under consideration in Congress to extend it. The White House says Russia's removal will mean its goods will be subject to normal tariff rates once Obama issues a proclamation, which can be no sooner than 60 days from congressional notification.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 02:27 PM (gmrH5)

205 The ability to articulate and conjugate verbs was never Al's strong points , but he does put on snazzy neck tie's for his comedy show. Posted by: 7 Days in May at May 07, 2014 06:22 PM (5V+Di) Who was that boxing promoter? Don... shoot.... can't think of his last name, too lazy to google it. Promoted Tyson for a while. Whenever he'd run over a word he had the artistic ability to add a random suffix to the word which just made it hilarious. For instance, he'd have taken what you wrote and said it thusly: The abilitimity to articulatize and conjubilate verbs was never Al's strong points , but he does put on snazzific neck tie's for his comedical show.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 02:28 PM (x3YFz)

206 Is that one of my ties he's wearing?

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at May 07, 2014 02:29 PM (hi657)

207 Don King

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 07, 2014 02:29 PM (ASn1R)

208 King, Don King.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 07, 2014 02:29 PM (pgQxn)

209 Don King. Best hair ever.

Posted by: no good deed at May 07, 2014 02:29 PM (ILBCY)

210 Is that one of my ties he's wearing?

That's Lim-Bargh.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 07, 2014 02:30 PM (pgQxn)

211 I was Don Kings hairdresser.....

Posted by: Helen Keller at May 07, 2014 02:30 PM (jucos)

212 Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 06:28 PM (x3YFz)

Don King.

Who once said on Jim Rome's show, after Jim kept pressing him about rumors that King was involved with the Mafia: "Now, Jim...you know they don't let n****** in the mob!"

Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2014 02:30 PM (KNXgp)

213 I likes to sodomalize little boyites.

Posted by: Hairy Reedolicious at May 07, 2014 02:31 PM (ASn1R)

214 Don King. Best ~~hair~~ coke ever.

FIFY

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 07, 2014 02:31 PM (pgQxn)

215 Obama notified Congress that he plans to remove Russia from the Generalized System of Preferences program, which gave Moscow a $544 million break on import taxes in 2012 on products ranging from metals and minerals to tires and ceramic wares. JT Marlin upgrades Cleveland Matryoshka Doll Manufacturing Corp. to STRONG BUY.

Posted by: JT Marlin at May 07, 2014 02:32 PM (8ZskC)

216 I always thought those little troll dolls that were popular for a while were modeled after Don King's hair.

Posted by: no good deed at May 07, 2014 02:32 PM (ILBCY)

217 Sharpton: This am we are with another thing of all of the things. Again. Once again, the things we know we know are those things and are relevant to what we already knew. Racism is prelevant wit the Republicans. It ain't no party I'm intrested in. :roll parsed tape: ...You See?!?

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 07, 2014 02:33 PM (lq3Ak)

218 The liquid gag at the end of that clip is a timeless classic.

Posted by: Fritz at May 07, 2014 02:33 PM (UzPAd)

219 Who was that boxing promoter? Don... shoot.... can't think of his last name, too lazy to google it. Promoted Tyson for a while. tangonine at May 07, 2014 06:28 PM (x3YFz) Don King. His hair was amazing.....

Posted by: Jen at May 07, 2014 02:34 PM (qcDPE)

220

KFI in LA has a "what the hell did Jesse Jackson say" segment on Thursday nights where people call i n and try to figure out what the clip says. It's pretty funny

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 07, 2014 02:34 PM (nTgAI)

221 Don King. Who once said on Jim Rome's show, after Jim kept pressing him about rumors that King was involved with the Mafia: "Now, Jim...you know they don't let n****** in the mob!" Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2014 06:30 PM (KNXgp) I loved that guy. Now HE was an entertainer all by himself.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 02:34 PM (x3YFz)

222 AL, you know what a turtle is? Same thing.

Posted by: Javems at May 07, 2014 02:35 PM (ZnvRl)

223 Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 06:28 PM (x3YFz) You did that perfectly! I laughed so loud my boss came out to see what was funny. I had to lie!

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 07, 2014 02:35 PM (jPT60)

224 "Don King. His hair was amazing...." -Posted by: Jen at May 07, 2014 06:34 PM (qcDPE) I think you meant "perfect".

Posted by: Werewolves of London. at May 07, 2014 02:35 PM (lq3Ak)

225 Re: Russia and obama This fool obama is gonna start a war. You keep fucking with a nation's economy like obama's doing and they are In The Right to consider it an act of war.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 07, 2014 02:35 PM (dgQqG)

226 221. heh It was the figure ~ 500 million dollars that seemed like a shrug given transnational billions at a time... Obama NEEDS to look tough. So he tells Russia they aren't a charity case any more. Duh. "reset" overcharge

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 02:36 PM (gmrH5)

227 Gee, Uncle Harry it's a little scary going into the woods. Well, how think I going feel coming out alone?

Posted by: Harry Reid Pederast at May 07, 2014 02:36 PM (0FSuD)

228 I can't figure out WHAT Sharpton's trying to say...

Posted by: Noam Chomsky at May 07, 2014 02:36 PM (hi657)

229 To be fair, I've read it's routine for TV stations to spell out words phonetically on their teleprompters, not because their anchors are imbeciles but that there's just something about that technique that improves the anchor's delivery. It doesn't make any sense to me, but it's what I've read. Not that this works in Sharpton's case...

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at May 07, 2014 02:37 PM (/AHDz)

230 In Al's defense, Cairo IL is pronounced "Karo", like the syrup.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 07, 2014 02:37 PM (8MjqI)

231 This fool obama is gonna start a war. You keep fucking with a nation's economy like obama's doing and they are In The Right to consider it an act of war. That's why Obama picked a strong wartime consigliere as his VP.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2014 02:38 PM (8ZskC)

232 You did that perfectly! I laughed so loud my boss came out to see what was funny. I had to lie! Posted by: kathysaysso at May 07, 2014 06:35 PM (jPT60) doh! sorry!

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 02:38 PM (x3YFz)

233 Vy-enna, GA

Posted by: Buddha at May 07, 2014 02:38 PM (hi657)

234 "Not that this works in Sharpton's case..." -Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at May 07, 2014 06:37 PM (/AHDz) He couldn't spell "cat" if you spotted him the "C".

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 07, 2014 02:38 PM (lq3Ak)

235 In Al's defense, Cairo IL is pronounced "Karo", like the syrup.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 07, 2014 06:37 PM (8MjqI)

There's a small community in NW Tennessee named Bogota. They pronounce it Buh-GO-tuh.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2014 02:38 PM (KNXgp)

236 228 AL, you know what a turtle is? Same thing. --he wasn't paying attention when his elementary school teacher read the class "The tortoise and the hare." This guy is my boomer generation. That story and Aesop's Fables were standard children's lit.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 02:39 PM (gmrH5)

237 Get-in price of $5.21 for Game 2 in Indianapolis tonight Comes with a T-shirt. Hrm.

Posted by: HR at May 07, 2014 02:39 PM (/kI1Q)

238 239 Vy-enna, GA Posted by: Buddha at May 07, 2014 06:38 PM (hi657) There's two of us?

Posted by: Vienna, Illinois at May 07, 2014 02:39 PM (oMKp3)

239 In Al's defense, Cairo IL is pronounced "Karo", like the syrup. I think it's actually Kay-ro.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2014 02:40 PM (8ZskC)

240 in Kentucky they pronounce it Ver-sails Versailles, KY

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 07, 2014 02:40 PM (dgQqG)

241 Aero-Kay-ro ...Illinois.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 07, 2014 02:41 PM (lq3Ak)

242 Now you know how it feels....

Posted by: Resident of Kiev at May 07, 2014 02:41 PM (hi657)

243 Cornel West could give Don King a run for his money.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2014 02:41 PM (QFxY5)

244 Get-in price of $5.21 for Game 2 in Indianapolis tonight You aren't getting into an NHL Playoff game for less than 10x that.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2014 02:41 PM (tMCok)

245 Pierre, South Dakota. Pronounced Peer.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 07, 2014 02:41 PM (oFCZn)

246 245 In Al's defense, Cairo IL is pronounced "Karo", like the syrup. I think it's actually Kay-ro. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2014 06:40 PM (8ZskC) It is indeed Kay-ro.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 07, 2014 02:41 PM (oMKp3)

247 This fool obama is gonna start a war. You keep fucking with a nation's economy like obama's doing and they are In The Right to consider it an act of war. Posted by: Soothsayer Â§ at May 07, 2014 06:35 PM (dgQqG) This is what happens when you elect someone who's only qualified to do no more than dictate policy on the color of his socks.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 02:41 PM (x3YFz)

248 in Kentucky they pronounce it Ver-sails Indiana, too. Then there's Nevada and Madrid, Iowa. Don't even try, you'll never guess.

Posted by: HR at May 07, 2014 02:42 PM (/kI1Q)

249 @235 I've never seen it in a studio, except for a country or leader's names.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 07, 2014 02:42 PM (0FSuD)

250 EV;RKJ Wfeflkn w4eyujwi I w7i q

Posted by: Helen Keller at May 07, 2014 02:42 PM (jucos)

251 America: Fucking Up European Place Names for 250 Years

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2014 02:42 PM (8ZskC)

252 "Mexican Pride." Is that a brand of sausage?

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 07, 2014 02:42 PM (8MjqI)

253

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at May 07, 2014 02:42 PM (jucos)

254 258 "Mexican Pride." Is that a brand of sausage? Posted by: bergerbilder at May 07, 2014 06:42 PM (8MjqI) No, a 16 year old hooker with all her teeth.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 07, 2014 02:43 PM (0FSuD)

255 Ohhhhh. Sausage.

Posted by: HR stuck at work and the vending machine is out of Cheetos at May 07, 2014 02:43 PM (/kI1Q)

256 RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Posted by: Sultan of Brunch at May 07, 2014 02:43 PM (q177U)

257 "Mexican Pride." Is that a brand of sausage?

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 07, 2014 06:42 PM (8MjqI)

Chorizo

Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2014 02:43 PM (KNXgp)

258 236, is the high school football team called "The Syrupmakers?"

Posted by: Buddha at May 07, 2014 02:43 PM (hi657)

259 Ooo, him card read good.

Posted by: Corona at May 07, 2014 02:43 PM (fh2Y7)

260 I wonder if Al can pronounce "Lompoc?" As in the federal penitentiary? Pro-tip to Al. It ain't "lom pock" it's "lom poke" Irony included.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 02:44 PM (x3YFz)

261 "EV;RKJ Wfeflkn w4eyujwi I w7i q" -Posted by: Helen Keller at May 07, 2014 06:42 PM (jucos) Attagirl!

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 07, 2014 02:44 PM (lq3Ak)

262 Damn, Kentucky, change pitchers. I'm watching my beloved Mississippi State Lady Bulldogs in the SEC softball tourney against UK. UK's pitcher has hit 8 batters. So far.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2014 02:44 PM (KNXgp)

263 "They're all jitty about a shutdown."

Ha. What a clown. Reviewing scripts won't help. He speaks the way a kid reads: by enunciating each word in isolation rather than words in a flowing sentence.

Posted by: Titanium at May 07, 2014 02:44 PM (u9UgT)

264 That's why Obama picked a strong wartime consigliere as his VP.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2014 06:38 PM (8ZskC)

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What about ME? I'm smart. I can do things. I want respect!

Posted by: John "Fredo" Kerry at May 07, 2014 02:44 PM (+dFar)

265 I tied Chorizo's shoe once in the Miller Park parking lot, while waiting for the friend with my ticket. True story.

Posted by: HR stuck at work and the vending machine is out of Cheetos at May 07, 2014 02:45 PM (/kI1Q)

266 Worcester, MA = Woohstah Peabody, MA = PEAbudy

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 07, 2014 02:45 PM (dgQqG)

267 268 is the pitcher from VerSails?

Posted by: Buddha at May 07, 2014 02:45 PM (hi657)

268 And, pitcher change.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2014 02:45 PM (KNXgp)

269 HGTV...Highly Gay TV. Every other show has a gay couple searching for a house either in the USA or internationally, on a beach somewhere. I guess gay couples are the only ones who can afford houses in this economy. Almost all the male hosts on the shows are gay, I guess it goes with the interior designer territory. Not a problem, I'm far more interested in the design than the sexual proclivities of who designed it. Rarely did a designer make their sexual preferences a feature of their show. Since HGTV seems to be one big happy family, with hosts and shows crossing onto each other's shows, it was going to be difficult for the vocal anti gay guys to be involved in the network. However, until the complaints, HGTV didn't seem to have issues with them, since they had let the show go into development. Maybe DIY will pick it up. Or another network that doesn't demand their hosts have fully PC compliant shows.

Posted by: Jen at May 07, 2014 02:45 PM (qcDPE)

270 Maybe Al has the Mandela funeral guy reading the teleprompter and signing him the words?

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2014 02:46 PM (tMCok)

271 "I've never seen it in a studio, except for a country or leader's names." =========== Maybe that's what the story I read said, now that I think about it. Maybe it was just for countries and leader names. Sharpton's a bozo, either way.

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at May 07, 2014 02:46 PM (/AHDz)

272 You should hear how they used to say Bourbonnais Illinois before the hoity toity people came along and told them they were all a bunch of stupid hicks.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 07, 2014 02:47 PM (oMKp3)

273 "Ha. What a clown. Reviewing scripts won't help. He speaks the way a kid reads: by enunciating each word in isolation rather than words in a flowing sentence." -Posted by: Titanium at May 07, 2014 06:44 PM (u9UgT) Huh?

Posted by: Debbie Wassername Shulz at May 07, 2014 02:47 PM (lq3Ak)

274 Posted by: Buddha at May 07, 2014 06:45 PM (hi657)

And with query, I looked it up. Nope, she's from Soddy Daisy, TN.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2014 02:47 PM (KNXgp)

275 So he could replace Colbert on comedy central and pretend to be an illiterate diction-challenged buffoon. But no one would ever believe it was possible.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 07, 2014 02:47 PM (TfdkD)

276 So Gaylord "Corpseman" Focker graduated sumtin-a-cum estay louder from the Al Sharpton School of Enunciation?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2014 02:47 PM (mHemM)

277 To paraphrase Chris Rock, books are like kryptonite to Al Sharpton.

Posted by: logprof at May 07, 2014 02:48 PM (un0yB)

278 Ah, from the auld sod....

Posted by: Buddha at May 07, 2014 02:48 PM (hi657)

279 Why the fuss? This Sharpton guy makes a lot of sense.

(Did we do that one already? If so... I denounce myself).

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at May 07, 2014 02:48 PM (FuN7f)

280 Peruvia has always been at war with Laviteeya.

Posted by: RWC at May 07, 2014 02:49 PM (QeH9j)

281 "To paraphrase Chris Rock, books are like kryptonite to Al Sharpton." -Posted by: logprof at May 07, 2014 06:48 PM (un0yB) He won't find that money.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 07, 2014 02:49 PM (lq3Ak)

282 So how do you pronounce New Madrid, MO or Madrid, Iowa?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2014 02:50 PM (dfYL9)

283 MAD-rid

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 07, 2014 02:51 PM (lq3Ak)

284 Is there an AL vs. the teleprompter Part II in the works? I do hope so. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 02:51 PM (XyM/Y)

285 Once upon a time I used to have to give briefings which included eastern european, slavic, polish names which looked like modern art to my Texas brain. Some of these people who belonged to those names attended the briefings. Nothing says "I'm a dumbass" like mispronouncing a name of a flag officer. Like 5 consonants in row! It was hell. So what I'd do is write the name, draw hash marks between syllables and practice. Worked like a charm.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 02:51 PM (x3YFz)

286 Not clean. Not articulate.

Posted by: whoever at May 07, 2014 02:51 PM (pjMym)

287 Accent on first syllable

Posted by: Buddha at May 07, 2014 02:51 PM (hi657)

288 In Missouri, it's New MADD rid. I don't know about Iowa.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 07, 2014 02:52 PM (oMKp3)

289

Woburn MA - Woo buhn

Dorchester MA - Doah chestah

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at May 07, 2014 02:52 PM (jucos)

290 I rather liked "tortisse."It sounded like a sad French turtle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 02:53 PM (XyM/Y)

291 Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 06:51 PM (x3YFz) t9, Whatever happened with the strange car by your property?

Posted by: RWC at May 07, 2014 02:53 PM (QeH9j)

292 So how do you pronounce New Madrid, MO or Madrid, Iowa?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2014 06:50 PM (dfYL9)

Growing up in West TN with the fault line running under us, I always heard it with the emphasis on the first syllable. MAa-drid.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2014 02:53 PM (KNXgp)

293 Moscow, ID is pronounced Mos-Coe.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2014 02:53 PM (QFxY5)

294 Eye lyke fonetiks.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 07, 2014 02:54 PM (lq3Ak)

295 So Sinko da Mayonnaise isn't a Mexican holiday, but it is an American holiday? I can't wait for the annual White Sales.

Posted by: whoever at May 07, 2014 02:54 PM (pjMym)

296 Woburn MA - Woo buhn Dorchester MA - Doah chestah Very good!

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 07, 2014 02:54 PM (dgQqG)

297 I can't wait for the annual White Sales.

Posted by: whoever at May 07, 2014 06:54 PM (pjMym)

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RAYCISSSSSSSSSSS

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at May 07, 2014 02:55 PM (jucos)

298 If Al Sharpton was in Brunei, The Sultan would sodomize him, just on general principles.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 07, 2014 02:55 PM (ASn1R)

299 Cairo Ga. Pronounced kayro.....Berlin Ga. Rhymes with Merlin.... I once heard a reporterette say "gop" instead of GOP when talking about the republicans.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 07, 2014 02:55 PM (yNvym)

300 Dorchester MA - Doah chestah Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at May 07, 2014 06:52 PM (jucos) took me 20 years to correctly pronounce "Worcester" I started with "war chester" nope. brain couldn't get around it so I went for a run one day "wer shis ter" stupid brits. can't even speak english.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 02:55 PM (x3YFz)

301 Looks like we might get some rain finally. *crosses fingers*

Posted by: John at May 07, 2014 02:55 PM (+dFar)

302 Al's bedtime story: The tortisse and the hare' (accent grave).

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 02:56 PM (XyM/Y)

303 Damn, UK wins with a walk off single in the bottom of the 9th, 4-3. Good job by our pitcher, though; true freshman, pitched 8 2/3 innings and kept them scoreless until that point.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2014 02:56 PM (KNXgp)

304 MAD-rid it is, eh? How about that!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2014 02:56 PM (dfYL9)

305 Salisbury, NC Salisbury, MD Salisbury, MA You can always tell the new Yankee weatherman down here.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 07, 2014 02:56 PM (0FSuD)

306

Leominster MA - Leh minstah

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at May 07, 2014 02:57 PM (jucos)

307 You can always tell the new Yankee weatherman down here. Posted by: Nip Sip at May 07, 2014 06:56 PM (0FSuD) NE: a car is a "kaa" everywhere else it's a "kar"

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 02:58 PM (x3YFz)

308 Since when have the Brits been any good at baseball...?

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2014 02:58 PM (ZshNr)

309 When Al Sharpton was a newborn I'll bet he looked like a burrito. And if you can ID the joke, I'll pass you a bottle of rum via USB.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 07, 2014 02:58 PM (ASn1R)

310

This thread is starting to smell like Al Roker's depends.

Posted by: Soona at May 07, 2014 02:59 PM (+dFar)

311 "I can't wait for the annual White Sales." -Posted by: whoever at May 07, 2014 06:54 PM (pjMym) You should start storing cheese and find a hole to dance around. U.S.A. To truly celebrate being American, you need to scam the Government out of enough money to impress your buddies. Once you get enough to buy a keg; or something else you don't really need? ...welcome to 'Merica!

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 07, 2014 02:59 PM (lq3Ak)

312 In North Carolina, "Mebane" equals "Mebbin".

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2014 02:59 PM (ZshNr)

313 294 In Missouri, it's New MADD rid. I don't know about Iowa. Same on this side of the river. MAHD-rid. Cairo is CARE-oh.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at May 07, 2014 03:00 PM (0LWwl)

314 The accent you hear in New England (generally) and Boston (in particular) is a rough hybrid of a British accent. I talk to people all around the country daily and I can tell (usually) within the first 30 seconds where that person is from.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at May 07, 2014 03:00 PM (jucos)

315 what's also interesting is the NSA has algorithms to track where you're from based on your use of nouns. Soda Pop Coke metadata. so change it up and F with them.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 03:00 PM (x3YFz)

316 Actually, the hilarity will ensure if there's another terrorist attack, and Rev. Al has to pronounce Islamic names.

Or... there is always the mess with Russia and the Ukraine. I personally want to hear him pronounce those names as well- you know, those names with too many vowels, or names with no vowels.

Posted by: shibumi who is exceptionally cynical today at May 07, 2014 03:01 PM (25HWz)

317 In that case, how about a Coke?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 07, 2014 03:01 PM (ASn1R)

318 Got my haircut today, 7 years after moving to NC. Barberess asked"Where you from, not around here?" before I'd said ten words.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2014 03:01 PM (ZshNr)

319 "what's also interesting is the NSA has algorithms to track where you're from based on your use of nouns. Soda Pop Coke metadata. so change it up and F with them." -Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 07:00 PM (x3YFz) I snort a lot of Pop.* ...*not really. I hate the shit.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 07, 2014 03:02 PM (lq3Ak)

320 More pics of happy good times sharks, please

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at May 07, 2014 03:02 PM (dTh2r)

321

Ok.... Here

Salisbury NC - Sawlsbury

Salisbury MD - Salzberry

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at May 07, 2014 03:02 PM (jucos)

322 In North Carolina, "Mebane" equals "Mebbin". Or, as I pronounced it growing up: "Grandma and Grandpa's house."

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 07, 2014 03:02 PM (iiU19)

323 Okay, a pronunciation question for the NC folks. How the hell do you say Fuquay-Varina? The 1 or 2 times I've been through there I wanted to stop and ask but never did.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2014 03:02 PM (dfYL9)

324 what's also interesting is the NSA has algorithms to track where you're from based on your use of nouns.

Soda
Pop
Coke

metadata. so change it up and F with them.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 07:00 PM (x3YFz)

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I'd probably jam that area of computer code. I use all three.

Posted by: Soona at May 07, 2014 03:02 PM (+dFar)

325 Looks like 6 dems actually voted to hold Lois Lerner in contempt of Congress. Wow.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 07, 2014 03:03 PM (yNvym)

326 Fuckway-Vagina

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 07, 2014 03:03 PM (ASn1R)

327 Whatever happened with the strange car by your property? Posted by: RWC at May 07, 2014 06:53 PM (QeH9j) no sign of him since I posted. Funny part is we've caught 3 couples after the sun goes down engaging in naked inside the car volleyball over the years, so that's my guess. People drive out here to cheat.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 03:03 PM (x3YFz)

328 Lerner held in contempt.

Posted by: RWC at May 07, 2014 03:04 PM (QeH9j)

329 Mebane looks like a great place to live. If it had been within commuting distance, we'd have moved there when we first came down.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2014 03:04 PM (ZshNr)

330 Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 07:03 PM (x3YFz) Oh good. Comtempt now goes to No Chin cocksucker so...

Posted by: RWC at May 07, 2014 03:05 PM (QeH9j)

331 Throw the bitch in jail..... along with Stedman

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at May 07, 2014 03:05 PM (jucos)

332 Great that Lerner is held in contempt, but because the Justice Department is corrupt, the whole system breaks down.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at May 07, 2014 03:05 PM (dTh2r)

333 332 --- I KNEW this wasn't the right place to ask that!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2014 03:05 PM (dfYL9)

334 Fucking Atlanta, 88 y/o man found DECAPITATED in his house...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 07, 2014 03:07 PM (ASn1R)

335 Beijing is pronounced "Peking".

Posted by: whoever at May 07, 2014 03:07 PM (pjMym)

336 Retirement isn't supposed to be like this!

Posted by: Lois Lerner at May 07, 2014 03:08 PM (oFCZn)

337 Great that Lerner is held in contempt, but because the Justice Department is corrupt, the whole system breaks down.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at May 07, 2014 07:05 PM (dTh2r)

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Yup. Pretty much.

Posted by: Soona at May 07, 2014 03:08 PM (+dFar)

338 Monty thread.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 07, 2014 03:08 PM (oMKp3)

339 If I was black, I'd wake up every day rage stroking that these are the imbeciles pushed forward by my culture. To all you conservative blacks out there lurking, I empathize. It has GOT to suck. Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 06:06 PM (x3YFz) Blacks, conservative or otherwise, haven't promoted the likes of Al Sharpton. He is financed by the Left. Like Obama. And most conservatives think individually rather than tribally. So the fact that Sharpton is not me--and vice versa--does not suck.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 07, 2014 03:10 PM (36Rjy)

340 Hasn't Eric Holder already been held in contempt of Congress? Nothing will happen to her. I suppose the Democrats voted for it are trying to save their skins for re-election. Most corrupt administration ever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 03:14 PM (XyM/Y)

341 I think it's actually Kay-ro. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2014 06:40 PM (8ZskC) I think that's what I said.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 07, 2014 03:15 PM (8MjqI)

342 134 Sharpton reminds me of the Jamie Foxx character from In Living Color. He played a prisoner who used big words inappropriately to sound smart. Sadly, Sharpton isn't wearing prison stripes. Posted by: no good deed at May 07, 2014 06:02 PM (ILBCY) That was Damon Wayans, who is much funnier than Foxx.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 07, 2014 03:16 PM (36Rjy)

343 Ace, I wouldn't talk if I were you. You keep misspelling 'Cardassian.' Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 07, 2014 06:24 PM (kwc/t) Spoon heads is the proper spelling.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 07, 2014 03:20 PM (36Rjy)

344 Bolliver OH (Bolivar)

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 07, 2014 03:22 PM (8MjqI)

345 Sharpton is no longer on the air. His show was asked.

Posted by: whoever at May 07, 2014 03:24 PM (pjMym)

346 You can always tell how leftish the person is by how screwy they make Limbaugh's name. It seems like it's usually "Rush Limbo". Shapton's Rush Lumbar takes the cake though.

Posted by: john Pomeroy at May 07, 2014 03:26 PM (lOLTH)

347 352 You can always tell how leftish the person is by how screwy they make Limbaugh's name. It seems like it's usually "Rush Limbo". Shapton's Rush Lumbar takes the cake though. Posted by: john Pomeroy at May 07, 2014 07:26 PM (lOLTH) The extraneous consonants throw the non-readers off.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 07, 2014 03:29 PM (36Rjy)

348 wants me a ham n cheese consonant.

Posted by: al-not-so-sharpton's pearly hair at May 07, 2014 03:45 PM (uopHF)

349 Sig-a-nory Weaver? Al shocks me by not being down with Sci Fi. Here's to hoping he gets chest bursted.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 07, 2014 05:01 PM (dvRYt)

350 Al are funny.

Posted by: Buffalobob at May 07, 2014 05:52 PM (s2JWz)

351 Who knew Triple A dabbled in the restaurant biz.

Posted by: thathalfrican at May 07, 2014 06:18 PM (R5HRU)

352 Few-kway vareena

Posted by: Hmitchell3rd at May 07, 2014 06:52 PM (yY/3g)

353 183 Even the black culture has a language, a dialect. Like the Cajuns (I can't understand a word they say).
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Dem Smokies as thick as bugs on de bumper, yeah. Dey even got a bear in de air, you hear?

Posted by: Justin Wilson doing "Convoy" at May 08, 2014 09:26 AM (QVyxQ)

354 324 Got my haircut today, 7 years after moving to NC.
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Musta been an epic haircut.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2014 09:28 AM (QVyxQ)

355 299 Moscow, ID is pronounced Mos-Coe.
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New Orleans: "Noo Awlins" or "New Orl-yuns" or, now and then, "Gnaw-luns"

NO streets: Bur-GUN-dy, CAL-ee-ope (Calliope), MY-lun (Milan), Copper-NICK-us (Copernicus; I kid you not)

The denizens here also call a median a "neutral ground."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2014 09:34 AM (QVyxQ)

356 Atlanta, 88 y/o man found DECAPITATED in his house... 98% chance he was involved in drugs. 2% chance he had a run-in with a random nutbar.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 08, 2014 02:57 PM (l5wxK)

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