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February 18, 2014

Et Maintenant, Un Film Court Sur Le Condition Humaine, TitrÃ© "ChÃ¨vres en Ã©quilibre"
— Ace

fin

Et plus, une nouvelle sÃ©rie montrera la datation, nu, c'est-Ã -dire, Ã poil.

Et, desolÃ©e, mais, en regard au vibreur de Barbara Walters, ce qui est vu est vu.

Et, car Ã§a Ã©tait si mauvais, voici Kate Upton dans la gravitÃ© zÃ©ro.

Pour plus, clickez ici.

Et, C'est un Fil Ouvert.

Posted by: Ace at 03:01 PM | Comments (603)
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1 Ack! He's typing in tounges!

Posted by: Carnivorus Herbavore at February 18, 2014 03:03 PM (UQuFF)

2 Double bunk action

Posted by: Saddam Husein at February 18, 2014 03:03 PM (Q6pxP)

3 And I have to say, they're fabulous.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at February 18, 2014 03:03 PM (vt9HL)

4 j'accuse!

Posted by: soothie at February 18, 2014 03:03 PM (t9/mo)

5 I'm on full metaphor alert, now.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at February 18, 2014 03:04 PM (lcVWe)

6 le fap le fap le fap

Posted by: soothie at February 18, 2014 03:04 PM (t9/mo)

7 there is a much better gif of Upton at the "clickez ici" link but the bastards wouldn't let me copy it.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 03:05 PM (/FnUH)

8 Someone get Ace some moonshine before he turns full French and becomes a mime!

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 18, 2014 03:05 PM (A1Dcl)

TitrÃ©. That's French for boobs, right? Gotta be.

Boobs are good. I like boobs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 18, 2014 03:07 PM (BAS5M)

10 ... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ace is making a comparison between Kate Upton's breasts in a zero-G environment and barnyard animals playing with discarded metal. Took me a second there.

Posted by: CAC at February 18, 2014 03:07 PM (VtBK8)

11 **Le Squirt**

Posted by: Carlos Danger at February 18, 2014 03:07 PM (vt9HL)

12 Did taxpayers fund Upton's flight on the vomit comet?If so...I approve.

Posted by: steevy at February 18, 2014 03:07 PM (zqvg6)

13 Those goats are sure pretty

Posted by: Mel Reynolds at February 18, 2014 03:08 PM (Q6pxP)

14 The big goat is tied. Not fair!

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 18, 2014 03:08 PM (6Nj7A)

15 Whatevs...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at February 18, 2014 03:08 PM (HsTG8)

16 le nood?

Posted by: soothie at February 18, 2014 03:08 PM (t9/mo)

17 ti si budalo, Ace

Posted by: the Butcher at February 18, 2014 03:08 PM (8g9qq)

18 no I'm saying because the link about Barbara Walters' vibrator is so nasty it's only fair to post Kate upton pictures.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 03:08 PM (/FnUH)

19 Is this a reefer-free thread?

Posted by: Y-not at February 18, 2014 03:08 PM (zDsvJ)

20 Fin. Indeed.

Posted by: wooga at February 18, 2014 03:09 PM (ablmI)

21
You know, I was gonna denounce this post as not just lame, but fucking lame.

Because: Frog

Weightless Kate Upton almost makes up for it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2014 03:09 PM (TIIx5)

22 Barbara Walter's Vibrator!? Damn, glad I don't speak French.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2014 03:09 PM (vt9HL)

23 Not tonight, Josephine.

Posted by: --- at February 18, 2014 03:09 PM (MMC8r)

24 Couldn't you learn a language not associated with failure.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2014 03:10 PM (38LLM)

25 Goats?

Posted by: toby928© at February 18, 2014 03:10 PM (QupBk)

26 This purple mountain's majesty is delivering just as advertised.

Posted by: CAC at February 18, 2014 03:10 PM (VtBK8)

Is this french for Open Thread?? What little french I used to know has long since vanished.

Bob Casale, founding member of DEVO died today. Heart failure apparently.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 18, 2014 03:10 PM (FirNB)

28 the youtube link was actually titled in french so earlier in the day I started writing a post about it, in french. anyway, when I added more links, I just kept it up.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 03:11 PM (/FnUH)

29 Bewbs!

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 03:11 PM (doBIb)

30 My ultimate dream for space exploration has been achieved!

Excuse me as I work out my schnitzel in my bunk

Posted by: Werner Von Braun at February 18, 2014 03:11 PM (Q6pxP)

31 I prefer David Belle in "Banlieu B13", but I'm an 'ette....

Posted by: Lizzy at February 18, 2014 03:11 PM (POpqt)

32 Tish, when you speak French it drives me wild! Oh, it's Ace. Crap.

Posted by: Gomez Addams at February 18, 2014 03:11 PM (+1T7c)

33 Now THIS is a NASA outreach I can get behind.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at February 18, 2014 03:11 PM (ecN6u)

34 There seems to be a small explosion of liquid entering the bottom right hand corner of the GiF.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2014 03:11 PM (vt9HL)

35 Now do we know for sure Kate Upton is a conservative?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2014 03:12 PM (t3UFN)

36 What he said!

Posted by: dogfish at February 18, 2014 03:12 PM (nsOJa)

37 >>>There seems to be a small explosion of liquid entering the bottom right hand corner of the GiF. my bad. surprised you can see that.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 03:12 PM (/FnUH)

38 >>anyway, when I added KATE UPTON's BOOBIES, I just kept it up. fify

Posted by: Y-not at February 18, 2014 03:12 PM (zDsvJ)

39 Is this a reefer-free thread? Posted by: Y-not at February 18, 2014 07:08 PM (zDsvJ) Well, depends on what dimension of reality you would say you are in at this exact moment, if you could be sure of the moment you are in precisely, which you cannot.

Posted by: CAC at February 18, 2014 03:12 PM (VtBK8)

40 Hmm. Boobs with my dinner.

Posted by: NCKate at February 18, 2014 03:12 PM (4KFgL)

41 Et, car Ã§a Ã©tait si mauvais, ici c'est Kate Upton dans la gravitÃ© zÃ©ro.

Thank heaven for little girls
for little girls get bigger every day!

Thank heaven for little girls
they grow up in the most delightful way!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 18, 2014 03:12 PM (FE/sZ)

42 WTF? Le grande fromage is screwing with us... But I'm digging that GIF. Oh, and mirepoix. That is about the extent of my french, thank you very much.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 18, 2014 03:12 PM (fzHss)

43 Great Orbs of Heaven.

Posted by: toby928© at February 18, 2014 03:13 PM (QupBk)

44 What do Chevys have to do with goats and Kate's boobies?

That said, please excuse me while I head to my Top Secret bunk...

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 18, 2014 03:13 PM (bzZ77)

45 Look but don't touch.

Posted by: Justin Verlander at February 18, 2014 03:13 PM (t3UFN)

46 Le rÃ¢telier.

Es muy bueno.

Or something.

bunk

Posted by: grognard at February 18, 2014 03:13 PM (hjKMO)

47
Now do we know for sure Kate Upton is a conservative?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2014 07:12 PM (t3UFN)

Who cares?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2014 03:13 PM (TIIx5)

48 I think we're gonna need a bigger bunk

Posted by: Chief Brodie at February 18, 2014 03:13 PM (Q6pxP)

49 Upton's relative is a Republican congressman or something. Powerline noted it at some point.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 18, 2014 03:14 PM (A1Dcl)

50 I like chicks and money too! We should be best friends!

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at February 18, 2014 03:14 PM (E8IHS)

51 you know all the links are in english.... Some good stuff there.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 03:14 PM (/FnUH)

52 I'd like to live in a culture where it's illegal to write Barbara Walters and vibrator in the same sentence. If that makes me a know-it-all authoritarian, so be it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2014 03:14 PM (38LLM)

53 Couchette!

Posted by: toby928© at February 18, 2014 03:14 PM (QupBk)

54 Upton's relative is a Republican congressman or something. Powerline noted it at some point. Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 18, 2014 07:14 PM (A1Dcl) Her Uncle

Posted by: Justin Verlander at February 18, 2014 03:15 PM (t3UFN)

55 Zero-G is hell on creases

Posted by: David Brooks at February 18, 2014 03:15 PM (Q6pxP)

56 SacrÃ© bleu!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 18, 2014 03:15 PM (bCEmE)

57 you know all the links are in english.... Some good stuff there. The mind is willing...but the flesh, the flesh is weak.

Posted by: Zapp Brannigan at February 18, 2014 03:15 PM (vt9HL)

58 Fred Upton?

Posted by: steevy at February 18, 2014 03:16 PM (zqvg6)

59 You forgot to close the frenchics tag, brah.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 18, 2014 03:16 PM (3a584)

60 49 Upton's relative is a Republican congressman or something. Powerline noted it at some point. Congressman Fred "lightbulb ban" Upton. Yeah, that guy.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 03:16 PM (doBIb)

61 Upton's relative is a Republican congressman or something. Outlawer of the incandescent bulb. He should be haunted by the ghost of deaf Thomas Edison shouting Ahoy! Speak Up! for the rest of his life.

Posted by: toby928© at February 18, 2014 03:16 PM (QupBk)

62 Kate Upton? Quel plasir!

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 18, 2014 03:16 PM (dvRYt)

63 Alas, zero gravity can do nothing about horrid elbows,

Posted by: Thrawn at February 18, 2014 03:16 PM (WlWt+)

64 Admit it. You have been salivating all day to post this.

Posted by: dogfish at February 18, 2014 03:17 PM (nsOJa)

65 I was told there'd be no French on this blog...

Posted by: LizLem at February 18, 2014 03:17 PM (BF+2f)

66 sigh, always stuff for you guys.

gonna go hang out on guys for fems

hey there might be one.

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 03:17 PM (nqBYe)

67 The goat version of king of the mountain looks fun.

The floating beauty looks even more fun.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 18, 2014 03:17 PM (WhJf8)

68 you know all the links are in english.... Some good stuff there.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 07:14 PM (/FnUH)

Anglais? Ici? Non!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 18, 2014 03:17 PM (FE/sZ)

69 Thomas Edison was a asshole that stole everything from Tesla. If Edison is haunting anyone, he should be haunting with Telsa haunting his haunting.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 18, 2014 03:18 PM (A1Dcl)

70 66 sigh, always stuff for you guys. gonna go hang out on guys for fems hey there might be one. Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 07:17 PM (nqBYe) There's always London Boys links!

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 03:18 PM (doBIb)

71 So what does this say about our culture?

Posted by: Just another Smith at February 18, 2014 03:18 PM (A+/C6)

72 english links?
it's not quite as romantic ,no?

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 03:19 PM (nqBYe)

73 fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap

Posted by: Achmed the Goatherd at February 18, 2014 03:19 PM (l3vZN)

74 So what does this say about our culture? That we like what we like. Point me!

Posted by: toby928© at February 18, 2014 03:19 PM (QupBk)

75 The most surprising thing about the first link, VH1 is still on the air.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 18, 2014 03:19 PM (IV4od)

76 growls at EC.

look at your shoelaces.

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 03:19 PM (nqBYe)

77 Oh my...Greta is running that YouGov poll!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 18, 2014 03:20 PM (bCEmE)

78 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2014 03:20 PM (t3UFN)

79 In a way, that goat balancing film is Obama's story too.

Posted by: Mole6 at February 18, 2014 03:20 PM (m0le6)

80 But yes, I saw the Yahoo article and knew there would be a post. The French was an extra bonus! More pics:

http://news.yahoo.com/ kate-upton- goes-zero-g-sports-illustrated- 39-185938807.html

Posted by: LizLem at February 18, 2014 03:20 PM (BF+2f)

81 since i am aging (shut up) perhaps one of you guys gifting me a anti gravity thing might be the right thing to do.

you know charity

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 03:21 PM (nqBYe)

82 76 growls at EC. look at your shoelaces. Hey! They're untied!

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 03:21 PM (doBIb)

83 Here ya go Willow, I'm a giver : http://tinyurl.com/mqotcqy

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2014 03:21 PM (38LLM)

84 81 since i am aging (shut up) perhaps one of you guys gifting me a anti gravity thing might be the right thing to do. you know charity You want to ride that plane too?

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 03:22 PM (doBIb)

85 Remember to hydrate.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at February 18, 2014 03:22 PM (vt9HL)

86 Kate Upton is not really my cup of tea but she is damn near perfect still

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2014 03:22 PM (t3UFN)

87 Someone get Ace some moonshine before he turns full French and becomes a mime! Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 18, 2014 07:05 PM (A1Dcl) **** Too late. He's been our Secretary-treasurer since 2009.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, United Mime Workers local #555 at February 18, 2014 03:22 PM (g4TxM)

88 to trust Dr Spank or not.
trust or not.
trust ..

batardo

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 03:22 PM (nqBYe)

89 The "Naked Dating" thing is a crock. If they wanted to explore dating without all the visual things, why not have the contestants in paper bags? Maybe take it a step further and have them use one of those Transformer voice things. Strip them of all pretenses? Because body tone and shape tell you NOTHING about the person at all. I am not against nudity. Nudity is a fine thing. Just do not tell me this is some BOLD FRESH way of going about dating.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 18, 2014 03:23 PM (TGgNi)

90 This post is incomplete without Goat Simulator:

http://goat-simulator.com/

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 18, 2014 03:23 PM (X9Mnx)

91 They seek him here. They seek him there. Those Frenchies seek him everywhere. Is he in heaven? Is he in hell? That damn elusive Pimpernel

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 18, 2014 03:23 PM (FE/sZ)

92 EC a plane?

no
just one i could set up in the guest room.

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 03:23 PM (nqBYe)

93 I get the fascination with Upton, but as a leg man, she needs to work on her calves.

*dodges thrown produce*

Posted by: grognard at February 18, 2014 03:23 PM (hjKMO)

94 Thomas Edison was a asshole that stole everything from Tesla.

Piffle. Edison's signature achievement was to make the lightbulb both cost-effective and long-lasting. A whole bunch of other people did work on the lightbulb, but this one is Edison's and not Tesla's.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 18, 2014 03:24 PM (IoTdl)

95 Don't know my French that good - would it be fil ouvert? Also, ca q'Ã©tait vu ne peut pas Ãªtre ni vu?

Posted by: The country of Canada at February 18, 2014 03:24 PM (RYQAM)

96 If Edison is haunting anyone, he should be haunting with Telsa haunting his haunting. Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 18, 2014 07:18 PM (A1Dcl) Well in theory, he could be haunting himself while being haunted by himself whilst haunting himself. Because time is a flat circle.

Posted by: CAC, who watches True Detective slightly stoned at February 18, 2014 03:24 PM (VtBK8)

97 sniffs Cac's drink.

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 03:25 PM (nqBYe)

98 Is it OK that I laughed a lot while reading that post, even though I understood about 10% of it?

Posted by: Good Lt. at February 18, 2014 03:25 PM (iwHxr)

99 I get the fascination with Upton, but as a leg man, she needs to work on her calves.

I never looked before, but Mr Nard is correct.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 18, 2014 03:25 PM (IoTdl)

100 Edison also gave us the chair that if you lean back too far little legs extend preventing you from falling.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2014 03:26 PM (38LLM)

101 Ace, you show-off. I could translate about half of the post. I guess someone passed French class.

Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2014 03:26 PM (fbrwf)

102 NASA would do well to study the focal point of Kate's gold foil parabolic collectors.

Posted by: Fritz at February 18, 2014 03:26 PM (rV80K)

103

56 SacrÃ© bleu!

Posted by: Tami

Heh.

Has there ever been a unified theory as to what that means?

It translates to..."sacred blue".

Which makes no sense.

But I have read definitions that range from "a reference to the Catholic Church"...to..."a hell of a blow", as in helluva bruise.

Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2014 03:27 PM (4TKwC)

104 69: Tesla?? http://tinyurl.com/yegcp9q

Posted by: puddleglum at February 18, 2014 03:27 PM (FirNB)

105 I'm pretty sure I'm the only one noticing where her fingers are--and getting kind of grossed out. Carry on FAPPERS!!

Posted by: tasker at February 18, 2014 03:27 PM (RJMhd)

106 >>>would it be fil ouvert? yeah it would. I was phoning it in at the end. in addition there's always the question of whether I want to write in actual french or Fake French that people can kind of guess at.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 03:27 PM (/FnUH)

107 Doesn't the milk just float out of mammary's (boobs for the moron translation) in space weightless conditions? Just saying? As usual I did not read the comments and just skipped ahead in fine moron tradition, so my profuse apologies if someone already pointed this out.

Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at February 18, 2014 03:27 PM (cCxiu)

108 34 There seems to be a small explosion of liquid entering the bottom right hand corner of the GiF. Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2014 07:11 PM (vt9HL) A fapping photog, perhaps?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2014 03:28 PM (UAMVq)

109 Posted by: puddleglum

I like that song.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2014 03:28 PM (38LLM)

110 Goat Simulator. Oh. My. God. Must. Have.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 18, 2014 03:28 PM (m9V0o)

111 I'ma torch this blunt and then see if CAC is making any sense.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 18, 2014 03:28 PM (3a584)

112 It translates to..."sacred blue".
Which makes no sense.

Possible reference to blue bloods and their strange pretension they're closer to God. Also possibly a bastardization of Sacred God.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 18, 2014 03:29 PM (IoTdl)

113 Ack! He's typing in tounges! Posted by: Carnivorus Herbavore at February 18, 2014 07:03 PM (UQuFF) The power of Val-u-rite compels you! The power of Val-u-rite compels you! The power of Val-u-rite compels you!

Posted by: Father Ethanol at February 18, 2014 03:29 PM (XvHmy)

114 >>>Also, ca q'Ã©tait vu ne peut pas Ãªtre ni vu? I attempted to translate this in another way, ce que vos yeux ont aperÃ§u, ne puisse pas Ãªtre inaparÃ§u ...but someone told me the actual french way to say it would just be "what is seen is seen."

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 03:29 PM (/FnUH)

115 10 CAC Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ace is making a comparison between Kate Upton's breasts in a zero-G environment and barnyard animals playing with discarded metal. Took me a second there. Art Criticism is a difficult intellectual endeavor ...

Posted by: Arbalest at February 18, 2014 03:30 PM (FlRtG)

116 So, if you follow the links you get to Sports Illustrated making this hype for the magazine. Is the blog getting a taste of the ad revenue?

It's always about the money. Just follow the money, suckers.

Posted by: Just another Smith at February 18, 2014 03:30 PM (A+/C6)

117 It translates to..."sacred blue". Which makes no sense. But I have read definitions that range from "a reference to the Catholic Church"...to..."a hell of a blow", as in helluva bruise. Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2014 07:27 PM (4TKwC) From what I (just) read 'Sacred Blue' refers to Mary, who is often depicted in blue robe. So, like 'Mother of God!' exclamation.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 18, 2014 03:30 PM (bCEmE)

118 And she is rich

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2014 03:30 PM (t3UFN)

119 You know there is a french idiom-- "Doigt dans le nez!"...

Posted by: tasker at February 18, 2014 03:30 PM (RJMhd)

120 Et Maintenenant, by Ace ... Dumass

Posted by: Heywood at February 18, 2014 03:31 PM (aTXUx)

121 par example, I looked up short film and rather than being "film court" or "film bref," the actual french was something like "court-metrange" or something. I wasn't really going for accuracy here. I wanted it to be scannable by the eye that it was "short film."

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 03:31 PM (/FnUH)

122 Ace 7:27 PM - I appreciate your French interest. I should speak giving I live in a semi-bilingual country - but I've absorbed a bit through osmosis. One thing about getting older is the luxury of time to learn more about the world - languages etc. And history. I'm dragging my ass through the Persian Invasions of Greece now. Previously got super confused re Darius I/Xerxes/Darius III

Posted by: The country of Canada at February 18, 2014 03:31 PM (RYQAM)

123 to practice your Francais, there's une film dans le Netflix: "Mutants"

en Francais, avec English subtitles. French mutants ( the preferred kind )

Posted by: Jules ( turning Chinese ) at February 18, 2014 03:32 PM (omBWL)

124 Sneaky way to get to Barbara's dildo .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 18, 2014 03:32 PM (XWw96)

125 Accroches toi, a ton reve.

Posted by: Chris M at February 18, 2014 03:32 PM (4lyMJ)

126 I took French lessons from the nun across the street. She praised me for my accent but rapped me on the knuckles for not doing my homework.

Posted by: Northernlurker, moron wannabe at February 18, 2014 03:33 PM (XzYAE)

127 ace 114 - ah. idiomatic stuff. That stuff you need to learn when you're taking in your mother's milk.

Posted by: The country of Canada at February 18, 2014 03:33 PM (RYQAM)

128 112 It translates to..."sacred blue". Which makes no sense. Possible reference to blue bloods and their strange pretension they're closer to God. Also possibly a bastardization of Sacred God. Posted by: bonhomme at February 18, 2014 07:29 PM (IoTdl) ********* The French take swear words in a weird direction. Cavalry. Chalice. (I'm doing these in English) Host. Tabernacle. Those are used as swear words. There is probably more. J'oublie.

Posted by: tasker at February 18, 2014 03:33 PM (RJMhd)

129 Zank hevvonn, for lee-tell gare-els

Posted by: Woody and Roman at February 18, 2014 03:34 PM (aTXUx)

130 I get the fascination with Upton, but as a leg man, she needs to work on her calves.

*dodges thrown produce*
Posted by: grognard

She's really nothing special, with one (or two, depending on how you count) exceptions. She looks quite heavy, and there is no way she is a model by the criteria the fashion industry normally uses. Not that that means she isn't attractive, but the trendline isn't good for her weight.

Posted by: pep at February 18, 2014 03:34 PM (6TB1Z)

131 The goat video features an undulating parabolic shape in a shiny metallic color. I am having trouble seeing any parallel imagery in the Kate Upton gif. But I'll keep trying.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, United Mime Workers local #555 at February 18, 2014 03:34 PM (g4TxM)

132 ....French mutants IN THE ALPS

avec la neige, bien sur

Posted by: Jules ( turning Chinese ) at February 18, 2014 03:34 PM (omBWL)

133 pog mo thoin

Posted by: seamrog at February 18, 2014 03:34 PM (r1ETs)

134 I'd like to thank the American education system for allowing to read about 3/4 of this post. Definitely worth every penny of your tax dollars.

Posted by: Big T Party at February 18, 2014 03:34 PM (tE2TK)

135

I'd be happy to help Kate work on her calves.

Posted by: rd at February 18, 2014 03:35 PM (D+lxs)

136 >>>Accroches toi, a ton reve. Accroches-toi a ton reve Quand tu vois ton bateau partir Quand tu sents -- ton coeur se briser Accroches-toi a ton reve.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 03:35 PM (/FnUH)

137 To Boldly Come ....

Posted by: Capt James T Kirk at February 18, 2014 03:35 PM (aTXUx)

138 There's nothing funnier than hearing a Quebecer call someone " a bag of douche " .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 18, 2014 03:36 PM (XWw96)

139 So, the goats are for our friends in the Arab world, right? That's who they like to date, right?

Posted by: ALH at February 18, 2014 03:36 PM (btTLZ)

140 OMG.. Ace has gone full-on Frenchie..

I think this calls for an intervention!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2014 03:36 PM (b/lt+)

141 128 - Religious swearing used to be a thing in English. Gadzooks was "God's hooks" - or nails - when He was on the cross. And "Zounds" for "God's wounds". I just remember those being used in comic books.

Posted by: The country of Canada at February 18, 2014 03:37 PM (RYQAM)

142 I was told there would be no French. But that's OK.

Posted by: freaked at February 18, 2014 03:38 PM (JdEZJ)

143

CAC, who watches True Detective slightly stoned...

oh la la!...is it possible to get a true detective update?...please?

Posted by: Dawn dish soap at February 18, 2014 03:38 PM (LhAqq)

144

She's really nothing special, with one (or two, depending on how you count) exceptions. She looks quite heavy, and there is no way she is a model by the criteria the fashion industry normally uses. Not that that means she isn't attractive, but the trendline isn't good for her weight.

Posted by: pep at February 18, 2014 07:34 PM (6TB1Z)

Sorry, but most runway models look like emaciated boys with breasts. Considering most designers are gay males, I can see why they choose them.

Posted by: rd at February 18, 2014 03:38 PM (D+lxs)

145 Ace is officially frenchified.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2014 03:38 PM (38LLM)

146 i believe my dwarf wate frog is Enceinte .
throws cold water on the horde.

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 03:38 PM (nqBYe)

147 130 I do not think it is just her boobs (which are impressive.) I think it is also that she seems really happy and quick with her smile. Attitude goes a hell of a long way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 18, 2014 03:38 PM (TGgNi)

148 wordreference.fr says "sacre bleu" is a euphemism for "sacre dieu!," which is of course Holy God! It was employed the same way we used to (still do) avoid saying God or Jesus in non-religious contexts ("Christmas!" instead of "Christ," or "gosh darn" instead of g** d***.)

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 03:38 PM (/FnUH)

149 The French take swear words in a weird direction.

All swears are vulgarities or blasphemies.

Blasphemy:
G*d damn

Vulgarities:
F*ck
P*ssy
B*tch

The French just retained more of the blasphemy category swears.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 18, 2014 03:39 PM (IoTdl)

150 She's really nothing special, with one (or two, depending on how you count) exceptions. She looks quite heavy, and there is no way she is a model by the criteria the fashion industry normally uses. Not that that means she isn't attractive, but the trendline isn't good for her weight. Posted by: pep at February 18, 2014 07:34 PM (6TB1Z) She has very pretty and wholesome face.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2014 03:39 PM (t3UFN)

151 >>>She's really nothing special, with one (or two, depending on how you count) exceptions. She looks quite heavy, and there is no way she is a model by the criteria the fashion industry normally uses. Not that that means she isn't attractive, but the trendline isn't good for her weight. i'm the one speaking french but he's the one being a fag.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 03:39 PM (/FnUH)

152 If they could somehow include the concept of Babwa Wawa's Selfie in their sideline first aid kits the NFL could save some money on smelling salts. .....that shit will knock ur head back

Posted by: pntherocks at February 18, 2014 03:40 PM (hYWbR)

153 Why is French considered to be one of the Romance (Roman) languages ? Italian, Spanish, Portuguese ? They're similar enough. But French? Old France was Gaul = Celtic, invaded by Franks, etc. from proto-Germany French isn't Celtic or Germanic. What gives ?

Posted by: seamrog at February 18, 2014 03:40 PM (r1ETs)

154 149 The French take swear words in a weird direction. All swears are vulgarities or blasphemies. Blasphemy: G*d damn Vulgarities: F*ck P*ssy B*tch The French just retained more of the blasphemy category swears. Posted by: bonhomme at February 18, 2014 07:39 PM (IoTdl) ********** Ah. I wonder why--plus de Catholique ?

Posted by: tasker at February 18, 2014 03:41 PM (RJMhd)

155 Ace 151 - H8er - Hai9 (close enough)

Posted by: The country of Canada at February 18, 2014 03:41 PM (RYQAM)

156 merde

Posted by: wiserbud at February 18, 2014 03:41 PM (NXg/k)

157 Here's the music for the gif http://tinyurl.com/kgnfpct

Posted by: Aggressive Micropenis at February 18, 2014 03:41 PM (LHgfw)

158 Off Topic:

Anybody watching the live feeds from Kiev?

BERKUT (militia) have freedom fighters surrounded

http://www.livestream.com/activistworldnewsnow

Posted by: NCwoof at February 18, 2014 03:41 PM (aUQgu)

159 .....friggin' phone keys

Posted by: ontherocks at February 18, 2014 03:41 PM (hYWbR)

160

117...From what I (just) read 'Sacred Blue' refers to Mary, who is often depicted in blue robe. So, like 'Mother of God!' exclamation.

-----------

That makes the most sense, Tami.

So, "Sacre blue!"....is like when we say "Mother of God!". ...Or "Dear God!"

Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2014 03:42 PM (4TKwC)

161 She looks quite heavy, and there is no way she is a model by the criteria the fashion industry normally uses.

The fashion industry has no idea what a beautiful woman looks like. Their ranks are filled with gay men and women.

They're good at spotting clear skin, youth, and hip/waist ratios, but a beautiful woman is a combination that works in total, not a checklist of parts.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 18, 2014 03:42 PM (IoTdl)

162 148 wordreference.fr says "sacre bleu" is a euphemism for "sacre dieu!," which is of course Holy God! *********** Wait a minute--is it almost like that cockney rhyming slang? Did not know that.

Posted by: tasker at February 18, 2014 03:42 PM (RJMhd)

163 151 >>>She's really nothing special, with one (or two, depending on how you count) exceptions. She looks quite heavy, and there is no way she is a model by the criteria the fashion industry normally uses. Not that that means she isn't attractive, but the trendline isn't good for her weight. i'm the one speaking french but he's the one being a fag. Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 07:39 PM (/FnUH) Hits it out of the park.

Posted by: BignJames at February 18, 2014 03:42 PM (HtUkt)

164 I don't understand your question, seamrog. French, Spanish, and Italian seem very similar to me.

Posted by: Y-not at February 18, 2014 03:42 PM (zDsvJ)

165 130: The world needs more fat chicks that look like Kate Upton.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 18, 2014 03:42 PM (FirNB)

166

Why is French considered to be one of the Romance (Roman) languages ?

Italian, Spanish, Portuguese ? They're similar enough.

But French?

Old France was Gaul = Celtic, invaded by Franks, etc. from proto-Germany

French isn't Celtic or Germanic.

What gives ?

Posted by: seamrog at February 18, 2014 07:40 PM (r1ETs)

The french managed to screw up their own language?

Posted by: rd at February 18, 2014 03:43 PM (D+lxs)

167 It was employed the same way we used to (still do) avoid saying God or Jesus in non-religious contexts ("Christmas!" instead of "Christ," or "gosh darn" instead of g** d***.)

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 07:38 PM (/FnUH)

so they are not as avante garde as they make everyone assume.

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 03:43 PM (nqBYe)

168 160 117...From what I (just) read 'Sacred Blue' refers to Mary, who is often depicted in blue robe. So, like 'Mother of God!' exclamation. ----------- That makes the most sense, Tami. So, "Sacre blue!"....is like when we say "Mother of God!". ...Or "Dear God!" Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2014 07:42 PM (4TKwC) ************ I always thought it was kind of like that.

Posted by: tasker at February 18, 2014 03:43 PM (RJMhd)

169 It occurred to me that if Kate spends the rest of her life in space, her boobies won't sag with age

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 03:43 PM (aTXUx)

170 'romance language' is code for fag

makes sense, eh?

Posted by: Jules ( turning Chinese ) at February 18, 2014 03:43 PM (omBWL)

171 >>>But French? Old France was Gaul = Celtic, invaded by Franks, etc. from proto-Germany French isn't Celtic or Germanic. ... it's very obviously a vulgar form of Latin. Re: you're right about the Gauls being German and them invading France, but... 1. French is in fact influenced by German. 2. The Gallic Kings accepted the French language as their own. I think, hm, not sure who, but maybe Charlemagne accepted French at the same time he declared the state Christian.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 03:43 PM (/FnUH)

172 Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 07:35 PM (/FnUH)

Yes! Ace got it! I admit that pretty much all the French I know. I do love me some ELO, though.

Posted by: Chris M at February 18, 2014 03:43 PM (4lyMJ)

173 Alas, ace is so frenchified he blogs wearing nothing but a beret and Speedos.

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 18, 2014 03:43 PM (6Nj7A)

174 153 Can't speak to the history aspect, but Ace posted a link to something in Italian a little while back and I got the gist of it, so they're similar enough.

Posted by: Big T Party at February 18, 2014 03:44 PM (tE2TK)

175 >>>so they are not as avante garde as they make everyone assume. apparently no one says it anymore though.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 03:44 PM (/FnUH)

176 There's nothing funnier than hearing a Quebecer call someone " a bag of douche ".

Yeah, any French tough trying to sound tough is awesomely funny. It just sounds really fruity.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 18, 2014 03:44 PM (IoTdl)

177 The Upton transcends all preference.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2014 03:44 PM (DRH41)

178 i'm the one speaking french but he's the one being a fag. Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 07:39 PM (/FnUH) Hey. No one hammers a troll harder than me.

Posted by: TB3K at February 18, 2014 03:44 PM (FlRtG)

179 so Y Not you have posting privilege, where are the cute men?

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 03:44 PM (nqBYe)

180 use 'connard' rather than 'sacrebleu'; you'll get your point across much better, and Frenchies won't point at you and laugh

Posted by: Jules ( turning Chinese ) at February 18, 2014 03:45 PM (omBWL)

181 (cause i don't trust ace)

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 03:45 PM (nqBYe)

182 177 The Upton transcends all preference. Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2014 07:44 PM (DRH41 Meh, white girls don't do it for me anymore. But Im glad somebody still likes them.

Posted by: Aggressive Micropenis at February 18, 2014 03:45 PM (LHgfw)

183 >>179 so Y Not you have posting privilege, where are the cute men? I'm saving them all for myself! :-)

Posted by: Y-not at February 18, 2014 03:46 PM (zDsvJ)

184 169 It occurred to me that if Kate spends the rest of her life in space, her boobies won't sag with age I volunteer to follow her everywhere and hold them up for her.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 03:46 PM (doBIb)

185 You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Posted by: blaster at February 18, 2014 03:46 PM (4+AaH)

186 141 128 - Religious swearing used to be a thing in English. Gadzooks was "God's hooks" - or nails - when He was on the cross. And "Zounds" for "God's wounds". I just remember those being used in comic books. Posted by: The country of Canada at February 18, 2014 07:37 PM (RYQAM) *********** Vraiment? Also did not know that. Oh do you know that saying-- "freaky gah--dane"? Cannot spell it but hear something like that in Eastern Cauckistan.

Posted by: tasker at February 18, 2014 03:46 PM (RJMhd)

187 There was this tradition of using Latin in official state documents and correspondence. And then they started using French, ultimately, around, just guessing here, 1000 AD or so. So when Charlemagne (a Frank or German) was king of France, they were already using French in official documents. He accepted that. So French was not displaced by German.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 03:46 PM (/FnUH)

188 I'm confused. Which goat symbolizes Baba Wawa and which one symbolizes Selfie?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 18, 2014 03:46 PM (IN7k+)

189 Y Not, fer shame, and very selfish.
and, damn it.

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 03:47 PM (nqBYe)

190 Meh, white girls don't do it for me anymore. But Im glad somebody still likes them. Grandma taught us not to see colors. 'They're all pink on the inside.', is what she used to say. Quite a lot towards the end there, too.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2014 03:47 PM (DRH41)

191 Speaking of cute men, two really fugly men are duking it out now: Donald Trump and McKay Coppins. I'm with Slublog who tweeted that he's rooting for injuries.

Posted by: Y-not at February 18, 2014 03:47 PM (zDsvJ)

192 >>> Bob Casale, founding member of DEVO died today. Heart failure apparently. -------- Does it have to be said? He finally successfully de-evolved.

Posted by: Daybrother at February 18, 2014 03:47 PM (5eXw4)

193 ( pronounced ' con-NARD ' )

Posted by: Jules ( turning Chinese ) at February 18, 2014 03:47 PM (omBWL)

194 Rumor has it that Barbara Walters is writing a puff piece about her pocket vibrator tentatively entitled, "Fifty Shades of Gray Clito Frappe."

Posted by: Fritz at February 18, 2014 03:47 PM (rV80K)

195 Hey. No one hammers a troll harder than me. Where were you 3 threads ago...

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 03:48 PM (yz6yg)

196 I always thought sacre bleu had something to do with holey cheese.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, United Mime Workers local #555 at February 18, 2014 03:48 PM (g4TxM)

197 y not splashes cold water on my brain , small thought bubble disappears.

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 03:48 PM (nqBYe)

198 And Germany never became a Roman territory, because as the historian Tacitus said, "Their country, though somewhat various in appearance, yet generally either bristles with forests or reeks with swamps". So there was just nothing there for them, not worth the conquest.

Posted by: The country of Canada at February 18, 2014 03:48 PM (RYQAM)

199 Someone mentioned True Detective above without mentioning Alexandra Daddario. I don't have HBO but I saw (thanks internet!) her get nekid on that show. First, fuck you Woody Harrelson, you lucky SOB. Second, who the hell is this girl and where has she been?? She is gorgeous. Fantastic figure and beautiful blue eyes. She is not a skinny waif.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 18, 2014 03:48 PM (taQwq)

200 Koyaanisqatsi for goats...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at February 18, 2014 03:49 PM (PMGbu)

201 Y Not, fer shame, and very selfish. and, damn it.[/i} Here I am, willow!

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 03:49 PM (yz6yg)

202 Congrats ace, when you go to Paris you now know the difference between "how much is cab fare" and "who wants to bend me over"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 03:49 PM (aTXUx)

203 Piixxxxxxxxyyyyyyy!!!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 03:49 PM (yz6yg)

204 Second, who the hell is this girl and where has she been?? She is gorgeous. Fantastic figure and beautiful blue eyes. She is not a skinny waif. If you had kids, you probably saw the Percy Jackson movies. She was in them and was very striking too.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 03:50 PM (doBIb)

205 >>> Someone mentioned True Detective above without mentioning Alexandra Daddario. I don't have HBO but I saw (thanks internet!) her get nekid on that show. First, fuck you Woody Harrelson, you lucky SOB. Second, who the hell is this girl and where has she been?? She is gorgeous. Fantastic figure and beautiful blue eyes. She is not a skinny waif. i've been in love with her for years. She was the super hot college girl/babysitter who tries to pick up Owen Wilson in "Hall Pass" (only memorable thing about that movie, well, that, and Jason Sudekis' masturbation mishap). She was in "Always Sunny" as a rich girl who falls for Charlie. She is in those Percy Jackson movies. She is beyond hot. I'm so in love with her I was hurt to see her naked. I wanted her pristine and innocent for me.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 03:50 PM (/FnUH)

206 All of the morons are handsome hunks in my mind's eye.

Posted by: Y-not at February 18, 2014 03:50 PM (zDsvJ)

207
The culture of goats has been influenced by the law of gravity.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 18, 2014 03:50 PM (n0DEs)

208 I'm so in love with her I was hurt to see her naked. I wanted her pristine and innocent for me. Hahaha, now who's the fag?

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 03:51 PM (doBIb)

209 193 Jules - thanks - never heard that one - I just mostly read French on my own and poorly

Posted by: The country of Canada at February 18, 2014 03:51 PM (RYQAM)

210 I'm so in love with her I was hurt to see her naked. I wanted her pristine and innocent for me.

I know the feeling.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 18, 2014 03:53 PM (IoTdl)

211 All of the morons are handsome hunks in my mind's eye. Posted by: Y-not at February 18, 2014 07:50 PM (zDsvJ) And all of the 'Ettes are smokin' hot in ours.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 03:53 PM (yz6yg)

212 164 Y-Not That's my point, French is not similar.

Posted by: seamrog at February 18, 2014 03:53 PM (r1ETs)

213 y not, i always think of ..
'saw.'

giggle

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 03:53 PM (nqBYe)

214 The culture of goats has been influenced by the law of gravity.

I love how they're playing king of the hill on that thing.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 18, 2014 03:54 PM (IoTdl)

215 connard is really pronounced more like cunarrh it's that french r (a swallowed R) + silent last letter there's a pronunciation note near the bottom of this page http://fr.wiktionary.org/wiki/connard

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 03:54 PM (/FnUH)

216 look it's hard to think of people we know..
or kinda know..
well know from this screen, as anything but friends in arms.

watch those hands!

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 03:55 PM (nqBYe)

217 connard is really pronounced more like cunarrh

Don't know about France, but in Quebec, the kids all swore in both English and French.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 18, 2014 03:56 PM (IoTdl)

218 watch those hands! Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 07:55 PM (nqBYe) No group hug then?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 03:56 PM (yz6yg)

219 Bonsoir, mes amies!

Je suis tres heureux parce que mes cheveux? Une fois encore, c'est rouge. C'est fantastique.

Non. Vous n'avez pas les photographies.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 03:56 PM (Gk3SS)

220 i'm the one speaking french but he's the one being a fag. Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 07:39 PM (/FnUH) Seconded. As for the ron/ette who asked about True Detective, I won't spoil anything. It's too good a show and Sunday's episode somehow managed to top last Sunday's in greatness. Though I will say Monty Python no longer holds the record for "most violent explosion of a fat guy".

Posted by: CAC at February 18, 2014 03:57 PM (VtBK8)

221 it's that french r (a swallowed R) + silent last letter

there's a pronunciation note near the bottom of this page

http://fr.wiktionary.org/wiki/connard

Posted by: ace

How close would one come to the actual pronunciation of a French word in general if one just leaves off the last syllable?

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 18, 2014 03:57 PM (Yp6Vn)

222 219 Bonsoir, mes amies! Je suis tres heureux parce que mes cheveux? Une fois encore, c'est rouge. C'est fantastique. Non. Vous n'avez pas les photographies. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 07:56 PM (Gk3SS) ********** You dyed it red?

Posted by: tasker at February 18, 2014 03:57 PM (RJMhd)

223 Ginger?

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 03:58 PM (doBIb)

224 Durn furriners.

Posted by: Adjoran at February 18, 2014 03:58 PM (QIQ6j)

225 81 since i am aging (shut up) perhaps one of you guys gifting me a anti gravity thing might be the right thing to do. you know charity Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 07:21 PM (nqBYe) Are you going to entice us by showing us your bra like you did that cop? :p

Posted by: Buzzion at February 18, 2014 03:58 PM (I1+dv)

226 Did you know Kate Upton's uncle is Fred Upton, a Republican Congressman from Michigan?

That's kind of cool.

Posted by: Mike at February 18, 2014 03:58 PM (Rk8LS)

227 They are both mesmerizing...

Posted by: Walknot at February 18, 2014 03:58 PM (cey9b)

228 Unlike team , there is no "e" in amis .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 18, 2014 03:59 PM (XWw96)

229 223 Ginger? Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 07:58 PM (doBIb) ************ Elle returnee (damn it) to ginger. Je pense...

Posted by: tasker at February 18, 2014 03:59 PM (RJMhd)

230 226 Yeah,but Fred Upton is incandescent light bulb ban guy.

Posted by: steevy at February 18, 2014 03:59 PM (zqvg6)

231 perhaps one of you guys gifting me a anti gravity thing might be the right thing to do.

A lifetime pass on the vomit comet?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 18, 2014 04:00 PM (IoTdl)

232 Heh. I was talking with my adult daughter about languages, and tried to describe how the French swallow their final syllables. The Germans do more spitting type harsh sounds. I described Italian as more rhythmic and lilting. She summarized (in all innocence), "So, the French swallow, the Germans spit and the Italians go up and down." I don't know who was more embarrassed, her or me.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, United Mime Workers local #555 at February 18, 2014 04:00 PM (g4TxM)

233 228 Unlike team , there is no "e" in amis . Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 18, 2014 07:59 PM (XWw96) ********* Still...she got the plurals of the hairs.

Posted by: tasker at February 18, 2014 04:00 PM (RJMhd)

234 171 Ace The original (as far as I know) inhabitants of Gaul were Celtic, not Teutonic (Germanic). The Franks and other Germanic tribes spilled into the area due to an invasion of their lands, from the east. ( Huns or Mongols, I think) The Romans were fighting the Celts in Gaul. Once the Romans won, the Teutons, Vandals, Visigoths, et al. battled Rome. When Rome was a weakened state

Posted by: seamrog at February 18, 2014 04:00 PM (r1ETs)

235 Je suis tres heureux parce que mes cheveux? Une fois encore, c'est rouge. C'est fantastique. Non. Vous n'avez pas les photographies. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 07:56 PM (Gk3SS) Quels cheveux?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 04:01 PM (yz6yg)

236 Yeah,but Fred Upton is incandescent light bulb ban guy.

Aaaand you're going to hold that against the hot floating model?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 18, 2014 04:01 PM (IoTdl)

237 >>That's my point, French is not similar. Wow, to me they are similar enough that I can muddle through written Spanish and Italian based solely on my French studies. German is quite different. Not just vocabulary but grammatically. This site allows you to compare Romance languages side by side: http://ielanguages.com/romance_regular1.html

Posted by: Y-not at February 18, 2014 04:01 PM (zDsvJ)

238 She was in "Always Sunny" as a rich girl who falls for Charlie. Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 07:50 PM (/FnUH) Worst episode of the show ever, despite her being in it. Charlie has always been the LEAST assholish character on the entire show. He exhibited Dennis-like behavior there.

Posted by: CAC at February 18, 2014 04:01 PM (VtBK8)

239 You dyed it red?

Posted by: tasker at February 18, 2014 07:57 PM (RJMhd)

Yeah, it was time for a wee bit of touch up since it was getting, er, blonder, let's go with blonder than I like.

Also I could feel tendrils of actual human emotions and compassion creeping back in and we can't have that.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 04:01 PM (Gk3SS)

240 Quels cheveux?

She keeps it in a jar.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 18, 2014 04:01 PM (IoTdl)

241 236 Hells no!

Posted by: steevy at February 18, 2014 04:02 PM (zqvg6)

242 are those goat stoned? YES

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 18, 2014 04:02 PM (0FSuD)

243 235 Je suis tres heureux parce que mes cheveux? Une fois encore, c'est rouge. C'est fantastique. Non. Vous n'avez pas les photographies. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 07:56 PM (Gk3SS) Quels cheveux? Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 18, 2014 08:01 PM (yz6yg) ******* Oh Mon Dieu les memes en francais!

Posted by: tasker at February 18, 2014 04:02 PM (RJMhd)

244 Yeah, it was time for a wee bit of touch up since it was getting, er, blonder, let's go with blonder than I like. I thought that's what you said.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 04:02 PM (doBIb)

245 228 Unlike team , there is no "e" in amis . Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 18, 2014 07:59 PM (XWw96) and there's No Crying in French Class!!!!

Posted by: Tom Hanks at February 18, 2014 04:02 PM (aTXUx)

246 Yay. More Bob Costas eyeballs. My day is now complete.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 18, 2014 04:02 PM (oMKp3)

247 >>>How close would one come to the actual pronunciation of a French word in general if one just leaves off the last syllable? well there are a bunch of letters which are never pronounced in the final position. Regarding the whole last syllable-- there are also words where you pretty much ignore a long string of letters making up a syllable, but this is a limited thing, and generally involves the third person plural conjugation of verbs. For these conjugations, the verb will be something like "ils peuvent" (they can) but you'd say "eel peuve." the 3rd person plural conditional of reussir is something like "ils reussiaent" but you don't say that whole cluster of letters at the end. You'd say like Re-you-say. These "-ent" endings are often entirely ignored in spoken french, and they wind up sounding like the 3rd person singular forms. I can't think of many other places where an entire syllable is ignored, though. I know it happens. it's mostly just the last letter.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 04:02 PM (/FnUH)

248 Yeah, it was time for a wee bit of touch up since it was getting, er, blonder, let's go with blonder than I like. Also I could feel tendrils of actual human emotions and compassion creeping back in and we can't have that. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 08:01 PM (Gk3SS) ******** LOL!

Posted by: tasker at February 18, 2014 04:02 PM (RJMhd)

249 Common core strikes again http://bit.ly/1e5snAz

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 18, 2014 04:03 PM (DmNpO)

250 @tasker , I'm pretty sure my thoughtcrime will be dealt with shortly and harshly .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 18, 2014 04:03 PM (XWw96)

251 So,I spilled coffee on my pants and leather couch than a goatee trimming accident forced me to go clean shaven for the first time in years.

Posted by: steevy at February 18, 2014 04:03 PM (zqvg6)

252 Ba ba Wa Wa's vibrator? The Zombie Ed Brooke Black Avenger!

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 18, 2014 04:04 PM (0FSuD)

253 >>>Je suis tres heureux parce que mes cheveux? Une fois encore, c'est rouge. C'est fantastique. Non. Vous n'avez pas les photographies. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 07:56 PM (Gk3SS) >>>Quels cheveux? les cheveux en haute, ou les cheveux, vous savez, en bas?

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 04:04 PM (/FnUH)

254 that goat video made me laugh so hard. thanks for that Ace, even if you did write your post in that dirty filthy frog language.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 18, 2014 04:04 PM (Hvt9o)

255 All this french shit? John Kerry running the blog?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 18, 2014 04:05 PM (0FSuD)

256 250 @tasker , I'm pretty sure my thoughtcrime will be dealt with shortly and harshly . Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 18, 2014 08:03 PM (XWw96) ******** Ah oui. Preparez-vous pour l'estompannage.

Posted by: tasker at February 18, 2014 04:05 PM (RJMhd)

257 Quels cheveux? Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 18, 2014 08:01 PM (yz6yg)

Toutes les cheveux.

Shit. I knew that about amis. Look, it's been a long time since I've even tried to remember any French at all.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 04:06 PM (Gk3SS)

258 "goatee trimming accident " = dentata

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 18, 2014 04:06 PM (XWw96)

259 les cheveux en haute, ou les cheveux, vous savez, en bas? Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 08:04 PM (/FnUH) ****** Oh non! J'ai tosse mon cookies--estee!!

Posted by: tasker at February 18, 2014 04:06 PM (RJMhd)

260 I'm going to go have a good All American steak and a nice Kentucky bourbon.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 18, 2014 04:06 PM (oMKp3)

261 >>>Quels cheveux? Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 18, 2014 08:01 PM (yz6yg) Toutes les cheveux. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 08:06 PM (Gk3SS) Oh. Oh my. BRB. Bunk

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 04:07 PM (yz6yg)

262 Yeah, it was time for a wee bit of touch up since it was getting, er, blonder, let's go with blonder than I like. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 08:01 PM (Gk3SS) That takes care of the drapes, how about the carpet?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 04:07 PM (aTXUx)

263 Despite being a small government fiscal conservative I support further research in zero gravity breast levitation. Especially, hands-on research. Preferably my hands.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at February 18, 2014 04:08 PM (CnA98)

264 This website attempts to quantify the similarities between the Romance languages: http://www.orbilat.com/General_Survey/Romance_Languages.html It also discusses their development.

Posted by: Y-not at February 18, 2014 04:08 PM (zDsvJ)

265 Lolo Jones in a form fitting body suit pushing a sled. The Olympics aren't all bad.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at February 18, 2014 04:08 PM (T6a9I)

266 France is great, until it's 3 AM and you're drunk, lost, and wandering through the piss soaked alleys that make up so much of Central Paris, then France sucks.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 18, 2014 04:08 PM (ZshNr)

267 That takes care of the drapes, how about the carpet? Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 08:07 PM (aTXUx) See #257

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 04:08 PM (yz6yg)

268 Oh wait...who knew it's spelled-- esti.

Posted by: tasker at February 18, 2014 04:09 PM (RJMhd)

269

Pourquoi?

Cherchez la femme!

Posted by: New Guy To AOS Hdqs at February 18, 2014 04:10 PM (vMbOz)

270 OMG is this like Korean or something, or maybe Space Alien. OMG.

Posted by: Null at February 18, 2014 04:10 PM (xjpRj)

271 See #257 Fire in the hole!

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 04:10 PM (doBIb)

272 Common core strikes again

http://bit.ly/1e5snAz

For anyone who hasn't clicked, do. Ten sticks?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 18, 2014 04:10 PM (gtjN1)

273 France is great, until it's 3 AM and you're drunk, lost, and wandering through the piss soaked alleys that make up so much of Central Paris, then France sucks. Posted by: Lincolntf at February 18, 2014 08:08 PM (ZshNr) Or if you mistakenlyÂ…somehow against all logicÂ….find yourself in les banlieus at 3 AM.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 04:10 PM (yz6yg)

274 Fire in the hole! Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 08:10 PM (doBIb) This will be the first time I've ever heard that phrase uttered that I will not retreat to a bunker to watch.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 04:11 PM (yz6yg)

275 Jonathon Meades, a brit, does these flixs on culture and architecture. This one is on youtube and it's about France. It's pretty good. It's more 20th century: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zowouiAg-bk

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 18, 2014 04:11 PM (6Nj7A)

276 Dude. Those goats must make bitchin' surfers

Posted by: Johnny Utah at February 18, 2014 04:11 PM (Q6pxP)

277 This will be the first time I've ever heard that phrase uttered that I will not retreat to a bunker to watch. Where'd everyone go?!?!

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 04:12 PM (doBIb)

278 France is great, until it's 3 AM and you're drunk, lost, and wandering through the piss soaked alleys that make up so much of Central Paris, then France sucks.

Or you speak French very well but you don't get the accent quite right. Or you get set on fire by a gang of French "youths".

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 18, 2014 04:13 PM (gtjN1)

279 les cheveux en haute, ou les cheveux, vous savez, en bas?

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 08:04 PM (/FnUH)

Parce que vous penser que j'ai les cheveux en bas?

Le bound le bound le bound.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 04:13 PM (Gk3SS)

280 je t'adore

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 18, 2014 04:13 PM (l7DqC)

281 237 Y-not I don't speak French, I'm just going by "ear". Spanish, Italian and Portuguese sound similar. French doesn't. Maybe it's the multiple influences of Latin, Germanic, Celtic and other languages. Many "tribes" wound up in what is now called France. That would explain the "vulgar" description. British English is the same, as is American English. Can you say polyglot ?

Posted by: seamrog at February 18, 2014 04:13 PM (r1ETs)

282 Merde plus

Posted by: NCwoof at February 18, 2014 04:14 PM (aUQgu)

283 I've forgotten more French than I know

Posted by: phreshone at February 18, 2014 04:14 PM (Q6pxP)

284 Why, this place is just like a Rosetta Stone advertisement. I somehow knew enough French to understand what's going on with this post.

Posted by: MTF at February 18, 2014 04:14 PM (F58x4)

285 Ugliest sounding language? GO!

I say Chinese.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 18, 2014 04:14 PM (gtjN1)

286 Parce que vous penser que j'ai les cheveux en bas? AWESOME! Let the bi-monthly AoSHQ Carpet vs. Hardwood debate begin!

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 04:15 PM (yz6yg)

287 >>> Many "tribes" wound up in what is now called France. That would explain the "vulgar" description. "Vulgar" refers to all the so-called "vulgar" versions of Latin that developed in the territories (and indeed even in Rome itself). All of the Romance languages are "vulgar" versions of Latin. Even when Latin was at its high point, the masses spoke a "vulgar" form of it.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 04:16 PM (/FnUH)

288 Dentata is the number one DiT bait ever .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 18, 2014 04:16 PM (XWw96)

289 286 Parce que vous penser que j'ai les cheveux en bas? AWESOME! Let the bi-monthly AoSHQ Carpet vs. Hardwood debate begin! According to rickb223, burning it off with fire is the way to go.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 04:16 PM (doBIb)

290 Who was the American General during WWI or WWII who said of the French, "They make love with their faces and eat smelly cheese?"

Posted by: CMU VET at February 18, 2014 04:16 PM (ejB0r)

291 Merci, tasker.

DiT!

Baiser baiser.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 04:16 PM (Gk3SS)

292 anyone here know where I can get some new bunny boots, the white cold weather ones?

Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 04:16 PM (rDidD)

293 >>I don't speak French, I'm just going by "ear". If you get a chance to read it, you might find that site's historical description interesting. Perhaps the fact that French became a written language sooner than the others affected its development and "sound."

Posted by: Y-not at February 18, 2014 04:16 PM (zDsvJ)

294 I say Chinese.

Posted by: bonhomme

Don't much care for the sound of whatever Middle Eastern language it is where it sounds like they're hocking up loogies. Don't care enough to Google it.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 18, 2014 04:17 PM (080XV)

295 Ha! Meade is talking about how the french honor their terrorist and war criminals. As he says, you can't make this up -- the shit rises to the top. Of course, I don't think we as Americans are in any position to criticize.

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 18, 2014 04:17 PM (6Nj7A)

296 I say Chinese. Posted by: bonhomme at February 18, 2014 08:14 PM (gtjN1) Nope. Korean. Think of it as Chinese only with a lot more hacking and spitting.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 04:17 PM (yz6yg)

297 285 Ugliest sounding language? GO! I say Chinese. Posted by: bonhomme at February 18, 2014 08:14 PM (gtjN1) ************* Portuguese as spouted by the Brazilian MMA fighters

Posted by: tasker at February 18, 2014 04:17 PM (RJMhd)

298 Let the bi-monthly AoSHQ Carpet vs. Hardwood debate begin!

I ritualistically shaved Dr Evil's scrotum.

Posted by: Vilma[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 18, 2014 04:17 PM (gtjN1)

299 Ugliest sounding language?

Whatever is coming out of Chuck Schumer's pie hole

Posted by: phreshone at February 18, 2014 04:17 PM (Q6pxP)

300 I usually have no problem with Miss Upton's clothed state but I do here. That top really gets in the way of science, she could have used pasties at least.

Posted by: Roy at February 18, 2014 04:17 PM (ggEAc)

301 According to rickb223, burning it off with fire is the way to go. Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 08:16 PM (doBIb) ::: looks at zipper ::: You heard the man, fire. Let's get busy.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 04:18 PM (yz6yg)

302 Ugliest sounding language --- Arabic. That may be just how my brother spoke it (he was wise enough to start learning it in 2000) but it sounded like goats. Actually it sounded like goats smell. It sounded goat-y.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at February 18, 2014 04:18 PM (2+WNz)

303 between korean, japanese, and chinese, chinese is by far the most unattractive and irritating.

Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 04:19 PM (rDidD)

304 I ritualistically shaved Dr Evil's scrotum. Posted by: Vilma at February 18, 2014 08:17 PM (gtjN1) It was breaktaking. I suggest you try it.

Posted by: Dr. Evil [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 04:19 PM (yz6yg)

305 According to rickb223, burning it off with fire is the way to go.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 08:16 PM (doBIb)

Wasn't there ancillary use of an ice pick as well?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 04:19 PM (Gk3SS)

306 Portuguese as spouted by the Brazilian MMA fighters

Well, any badly educated person sounds horrible in any language. I mean properly spoken.

Agree with above, Korean is horrible too.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 18, 2014 04:19 PM (gtjN1)

307 German is pretty damned hard on the ears.

Posted by: Y-not at February 18, 2014 04:20 PM (zDsvJ)

308

...As for the ron/ette who asked about True Detective, I won't spoil anything. It's too good a show and Sunday's episode somehow managed to top last Sunday's in greatness....

merci beaucoup monsieur..i'm in love with the plot but only got to see the first two epidoses.eh bien c'est la vie.

Posted by: Dawn dish soap at February 18, 2014 04:20 PM (LhAqq)

309 305 According to rickb223, burning it off with fire is the way to go. Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 08:16 PM (doBIb) Wasn't there ancillary use of an ice pick as well? Yes, the ice pick was for clean up.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 04:20 PM (doBIb)

310 Boing oing oing oing oing.

Posted by: Morons Everywhere Still Going at February 18, 2014 04:21 PM (Aif/5)

311 >>>If you get a chance to read it, you might find that site's historical description interesting. Perhaps the fact that French became a written language sooner than the others affected its development and "sound." ... interesting question. I think maybe Spanish and Italian use a lot of long vowels (easy to pick up by ear) and French uses more short ones and dipthongs and stuff like that so it's harder to hear them clearly (or tell the difference between "e" and "eu" and "u"). but the way a language is pronounced is easily mutable and can quickly diverge from the written form.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 04:21 PM (/FnUH)

312 The call to prayer is the most beautiful

Posted by: Barky McBamastain at February 18, 2014 04:21 PM (Q6pxP)

313 no I'm saying because the link about Barbara Walters' vibrator is so nasty it's only fair to post Kate upton pictures.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014
===
Huzzah for Ace!

Posted by: mrp at February 18, 2014 04:21 PM (JBggj)

314 I hate knowing just enough French to get every other word and trying to puzzle out the rest if the meaning. Of course that leads to some intriguing translations on my part...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at February 18, 2014 04:21 PM (TyvCt)

315 >>>Who was the American General during WWI or WWII who said of the French, "They make love with their faces and eat smelly cheese?"

There was a similar line in The Last of the Mohicans, where one of the generals said that the French would rather eat and make love with their faces instead of fight a good war. Or something like that.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 18, 2014 04:21 PM (IN7k+)

316 Don't much care for the sound of whatever Middle Eastern language it is where it sounds like they're hocking up loogies. Don't care enough to Google it. Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 18, 2014 08:17 PM (080XV) A... C .. FLEM .. H .. M ..E .. D

Posted by: Achmed the Dead Terrorist at February 18, 2014 04:22 PM (aTXUx)

317 Le' Bigge Boobs !!! And Let It Burn. All of it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 18, 2014 04:22 PM (6/+vz)

318 Changement Fondamental.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at February 18, 2014 04:22 PM (Dwehj)

319 307 German is pretty damned hard on the ears. Actually, I like spoken German and the way it sounds. All those letters.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 04:22 PM (doBIb)

320 Henri - le chat noir

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M7ibPk37_U

Posted by: NCwoof at February 18, 2014 04:22 PM (aUQgu)

321 I believe that Bulgaria has the same root word as vulgar, in the sense of language. That'd make sense.

Posted by: seamrog at February 18, 2014 04:22 PM (r1ETs)

322 kate upton is a pretty lady but her dimensions are off somewhere.

Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 04:22 PM (rDidD)

323 i think it was soothsayer who kept talking up the Great Vowel Shift in English, when over a century we completely changed the way we pronounced virtually every vowel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyhZ8NQOZeo

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 04:23 PM (/FnUH)

324 Peruvian, especially when spoken by a crypto-commie

Posted by: phreshone at February 18, 2014 04:23 PM (Q6pxP)

325 kate upton is a pretty lady but her dimensions ~~are off somewhere~~ give endless joy to young and old. Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 08:22 PM (rDidD) FIFY

Posted by: Dr. Evil [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 04:23 PM (yz6yg)

326 Henri - Le Vet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiYUzYozsAQ

Posted by: NCwoof at February 18, 2014 04:24 PM (aUQgu)

327 it may be her waist, I think her waist is too high.

Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 04:24 PM (rDidD)

328 I make love with my ginormous chin.

Posted by: Jon Carry what served in Vietnam at February 18, 2014 04:24 PM (Dwehj)

329 314 I hate knowing just enough French to get every other word and trying to puzzle out the rest if the meaning. -- Yeah, I think that's what stops a lot of high school students from pursuing languages. I think it really wasn't until college that I felt like I was consistently thinking in French. I've lost that since, but it did kind of come back when I was traveling over there. Ace, You should definitely go to France and give your tongue some exercise. *nudge nudge, wink wink*

Posted by: Y-not at February 18, 2014 04:24 PM (zDsvJ)

330 it may be her waist, I think her waist is too high. Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 08:24 PM (rDidD)

She has a waist?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 04:25 PM (Gk3SS)

331 327 it may be her waist, I think her waist is too high. Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 08:24 PM (rDidD) Yes! She has an odd torso. I've always noticed that but no one else ever did, so I thought it was just me.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 18, 2014 04:25 PM (bCEmE)

332 kate upton is a pretty lady but her dimensions are off somewhere give endless joy to young and old. Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 08:22 PM (rDidD) FIFY Posted by: Dr. Evil at February no, she is pretty but something is off somewhere.

Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 04:25 PM (rDidD)

333 Considering the vast stretch of my empire, people often ask me what language I speak. I speak French with statesmen and diplomats. I speak Italian to my mistress. I speak Spanish to God. And I speak German to my horse.

Posted by: Charles V at February 18, 2014 04:25 PM (dfYL9)

334 IMDB has the exact quote:

Gen. Webb: Kindly inform Major Heyward that he has little to fear from this General Marquis de Montcalm in the first place; and scant need of a colonial militia in the second because the French haven't the nature for war. Their Gallic laziness combines with their Latinate voluptuousness with the result that they would rather eat and make love with their faces than fight.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 18, 2014 04:26 PM (IN7k+)

335 322 kate upton is a pretty lady but her dimensions are off somewhere. .... She has narrow hips so her waist looks wide. Not wide-wide, just off. Still, she's gorgeous and I'd kill for that body.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 18, 2014 04:26 PM (DmNpO)

336 >>Actually, I like spoken German and the way it sounds. All those letters. Remind me not to go to the opera with you! :-) We've been going for a couple of years now and the German operas are, without fail, painful for me to endure.

Posted by: Y-not at February 18, 2014 04:26 PM (zDsvJ)

337 I have forgotten more French then I ever learned. But something interesting is, if I watch a French movie on Netflix, with English subtitles, it brings it back pretty quickly. The downside is the French make a lot of shitty movies.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at February 18, 2014 04:26 PM (CnA98)

338 she is pretty but something is off somewhere

Yes, my pants.

Posted by: Jon Carry what served in Vietnam at February 18, 2014 04:26 PM (Dwehj)

339 Yes! She has an odd torso. I've always noticed that but no one else ever did, so I thought it was just me. Posted by: Tami at February yes indeed! it is not you it is her.

Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 04:26 PM (rDidD)

340 Austrian is a horrible language.

Posted by: SCOAMT at February 18, 2014 04:27 PM (kHyGq)

341 336 >>Actually, I like spoken German and the way it sounds. All those letters. Remind me not to go to the opera with you! :-) We've been going for a couple of years now and the German operas are, without fail, painful for me to endure. *throws tickets to Das Rheingold away*

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 04:28 PM (doBIb)

342 Next you'll go after her elbows ....... bastards .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 18, 2014 04:28 PM (XWw96)

343 i agree with Neidermeyer, her hips are small so her waste is not well defined.
but so what.

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 04:28 PM (nqBYe)

344 She has narrow hips so her waist looks wide. Not wide-wide, just off. Still, she's gorgeous and I'd kill for that body. Posted by: Niedermeyer' also, her waist is high, the pinch in her hour glass is about half an inch below her arm pits. when whe bends at the waist two-thirds of her body are below the fold.

Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 04:29 PM (rDidD)

345 but the way a language is pronounced is easily mutable and can quickly diverge from the written form. Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 08:21 PM (/FnUH) One thing that Gaelic has in common with French is that it in no way sounds like it spells

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 04:29 PM (aTXUx)

346 She has a rather thick waist. But she carries it higher then normal. Up under her sweater puppies.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at February 18, 2014 04:29 PM (CnA98)

347 >>>Ace, You should definitely go to France and give your tongue some exercise. *nudge nudge, wink wink* pourquoi? ma pronunciation est mauvais, et je ferai lui rire.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 04:29 PM (/FnUH)

348 Zut alors!

Posted by: Dave S. at February 18, 2014 04:29 PM (UvR6d)

349 The difference between KO and most other models. When she smiles I actually believe she's having fun.

Posted by: The Hickster at February 18, 2014 04:30 PM (TI3xG)

350 cannot believe i'm watching a video ace posted about dipthongization of vowels.

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 04:30 PM (nqBYe)

351 Good evening Horde. Somebody tell me something good before I burst a blood vessel from rage.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 04:30 PM (GEICT)

352 people keep talking smack about my girl Kate Upton are gonna get banned

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 04:30 PM (/FnUH)

353 We're forgetting Welsh! What is it that Blackadder says? You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the place names!

Posted by: Y-not at February 18, 2014 04:30 PM (zDsvJ)

354 Ugly language? German and any Asian language spoken loudly. Beautiful language? French by Carla Bruni.

Posted by: Frankly at February 18, 2014 04:30 PM (+eZT2)

355 i agree with Neidermeyer, her hips are small so her waste is not well defined. but so what. Posted by: willow I guess the what is that everyone keeps telling me she is beautiful, and while she is certainly pretty, she is a little off. off is ok even intriguing but she is off. it is a less egregious version of everyone telling me michelle obama is beautiful.

Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 04:30 PM (rDidD)

356 also, her waist is high, the pinch in her hour glass is about half an inch below her arm pits. when whe bends at the waist two-thirds of her body are below the fold. Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 08:29 PM (rDidD) For once, folding could be lots of fun

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 04:30 PM (aTXUx)

357 There is nothing wrong with Kate's waist or hips. She obviously isn't afraid of eating a bacon sandwich now and again.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 04:31 PM (doBIb)

358 ace fine, she lovely and perfect in every way.
as we all are.

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 04:31 PM (nqBYe)

359 343 i agree with Neidermeyer, her hips are small so her waste is not well defined. but so what. ...... It probably has something to do with galloping around on horses, holding them by the mane, whilst grasping them with her thighs.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 18, 2014 04:31 PM (DmNpO)

360 351 Good evening Horde. Somebody tell me something good before I burst a blood vessel from rage. --- Something good? About half of us have boobies. The other half are pantsless.

Posted by: Y-not at February 18, 2014 04:31 PM (zDsvJ)

361 BC....how's grandpa?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 18, 2014 04:31 PM (bCEmE)

362 Something good?

About half of us have boobies.

The other half are pantsless. Posted by: Y-not at February 18, 2014 08:31 PM (zDsvJ)

Then there's the overlapping Venn of that.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 04:32 PM (Gk3SS)

363 351 Good evening Horde. Somebody tell me something good before I burst a blood vessel from rage. .... Kate Upton vid above

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 18, 2014 04:32 PM (DmNpO)

364 @347 Laughing French girls = jiggling boobies

Posted by: Y-not at February 18, 2014 04:32 PM (zDsvJ)

365 anyhoo she has breasts i'd die for.

sniff.
meow

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 04:32 PM (nqBYe)

366 352 people keep talking smack about my girl Kate Upton are gonna get banned Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 08:30 PM (/FnUH) je suis d'accord

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 04:33 PM (aTXUx)

367 Une fois encore, c'est rouge. C'est fantastique.
===
Ginger, eh? Hmmmm....

Posted by: mrp at February 18, 2014 04:33 PM (JBggj)

368 Naughty ginger bits!

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 04:34 PM (doBIb)

369 je suis d'accord
Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 08:33 PM (aTXUx)

Le bump de fiste.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 04:34 PM (Gk3SS)

370 They say that there was a land bridge between Gaul (France) and Britain (near Brittany) So let's compare. For example, our name John French: Jean = zhon Irish: Sean = Shon ---not shawn

Posted by: seamrog at February 18, 2014 04:34 PM (r1ETs)

371 Je frapperais cela

Posted by: Dave S. at February 18, 2014 04:34 PM (UvR6d)

372 OK, gotta prep dinner. Later gators.

Posted by: Y-not at February 18, 2014 04:34 PM (zDsvJ)

373 Le bump de fiste.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 08:34 PM (Gk3SS)

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 04:34 PM (nqBYe)

374 >>>Je frapperais cela J'entend Ã§a

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 04:35 PM (/FnUH)

375 still doing the gay paris stuff ugggggh this is why us Italian ruled the world before and will rule the world again FORZA AZZURRI!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 18, 2014 04:36 PM (At8tV)

376 361 BC....how's grandpa? Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2014 08:31 PM (bCEmE) Better, thanks for asking. Septicemia confirmed. He was already getting better just from the garden variety low dose antibiotics they had him on. By this morning he was awake, lucid and able to communicate fine. He was very tired, but doing well through the day from what I understand. The doctors suspect he picked up MERSA during his previous hospital stay. It migrated down to his legs which were swollen and full of fluid already, settled in there and went to town. Culture results should have been known a couple hours ago, I'll have to check with my dad to see. He's gonna be in the hospital for a bit, but he's on the right path now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 04:36 PM (GEICT)

377 323 i think it was soothsayer who kept talking up the Great Vowel Shift in English Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 08:23 PM (/FnUH) I saw The Great Vowel Shift in English open for The Red Hot Chili Peppers at Madison Square Garden

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 04:37 PM (aTXUx)

378 btw, there are no Italian gingers none, nada, zero

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 18, 2014 04:37 PM (At8tV)

379 which would she-bang

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 04:37 PM (nqBYe)

380 Tu fransoswha est gettin' bueno, la monsuer

Posted by: eureka! at February 18, 2014 04:37 PM (xiXna)

381 BC, how's grandad?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 18, 2014 04:37 PM (DmNpO)

382 Glad to hear that BC.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 04:37 PM (doBIb)

383 He's gonna be in the hospital for a bit, but he's on the right path now. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 08:36 PM (GEICT) Thank God! That's great to hear!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 18, 2014 04:37 PM (bCEmE)

384 yaya BC!

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 04:38 PM (nqBYe)

385 Are you guys talking in code? What the hell??

Posted by: lefreaked at February 18, 2014 04:38 PM (JdEZJ)

386 378 btw, there are no Italian gingers none, nada, zero Mario Batali? Try again!

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 04:38 PM (doBIb)

387 NCJ Rome does not equal Italy.

Posted by: seamrog at February 18, 2014 04:38 PM (r1ETs)

388 For anyone who hasn't clicked, do. Ten sticks? ..... Yes! What is that?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 18, 2014 04:39 PM (DmNpO)

389 All those little accents and stuff, and commenters can't even have ampersands....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 18, 2014 04:39 PM (T1005)

390 guess the what is that everyone keeps telling me she is beautiful, and while she is certainly pretty, she is a little off. off is ok even intriguing but she is off. Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 08:30 PM (rDidD) ButÂ…. You'd hit it. Amirite?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 04:39 PM (yz6yg)

391 USA pulled ahead of Russian Federation in total medals. Germany still has most gold. Netherlands and USA tied for most medal.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at February 18, 2014 04:39 PM (CnA98)

392 yeah it would. I was phoning it in at the end. in addition there's always the question of whether I want to write in actual french or Fake French that people can kind of guess at. Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 07:27 PM (/FnUH) You've got nothing to lose when you lose Fake French

Posted by: Joan Jett at February 18, 2014 04:40 PM (aTXUx)

393 btw, there are no Italian gingers none, nada, zero Posted by: navycopjoe at February 18, 2014 08:37 PM (At8tV) I see that you've never been to the Piedmont.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 04:40 PM (yz6yg)

394 Benvenuta!

Come stai?

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 04:40 PM (nqBYe)

395

378 btw, there are no Italian gingers
none, nada, zero

Posted by: navycopjoe

Dennis Hopper explained that to Christopher Walkin in the movie True Romance. I don't think I'll post it though.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 18, 2014 04:40 PM (hMu0T)

396

378btw, there are no Italian gingers
none, nada, zero...

my family is sicilian, my pop was 82nd Airborne and his nickname was Barbarossa!

Posted by: Dawn dish soap at February 18, 2014 04:41 PM (LhAqq)

397 habla ingles, tu pinche gringo pendejo!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2014 04:41 PM (q+fqH)

398 Batali is from Seattle.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2014 04:41 PM (+ST7y)

399 I'd hit it like Paula Deen's ham after I spent 150 days at sea.

Posted by: lefreaked at February 18, 2014 04:41 PM (JdEZJ)

400 387 Rome does not equal Italy. close enough for nuclear weapons 386 Mario Batali? Italian trained...he's most likely some bizarre scot or something batali....nah, sounds scandi

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 18, 2014 04:42 PM (At8tV)

401 "ici c'estÂ…" Surely that's just a literal translation of "here is" and should be "voici".

Posted by: Jack Sheerack at February 18, 2014 04:42 PM (0gnMc)

402 Batali is from Seattle. Still Italian though.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 04:42 PM (doBIb)

403 by the way, this: >>>Je frapperais cela J'entend Ã§a is just the joke, I'd hit that I hear that

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 04:42 PM (/FnUH)

404 378 NCJ You have never been to Northern Italy, Gingers abound. I know about ten of them here in Il.

Posted by: seamrog at February 18, 2014 04:42 PM (r1ETs)

405 my family is Sicilian Sicilians aren't Italians.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2014 04:43 PM (+ST7y)

406 >>>Surely that's just a literal translation of "here is" and should be "voici". yeah that never looked right. thanks. Le duh.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 04:43 PM (/FnUH)

407 Sto cercando joe

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 04:43 PM (nqBYe)

408 Beautiful language? French by Carla Bruni. Posted by: Frankly at February 18, 2014 08:30 PM
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Carla Bruni, of course, is Italian by birth, but that really doesn't matter in the presence of a force of nature, if you know what I mean, etc., etc.,

Posted by: mrp at February 18, 2014 04:43 PM (JBggj)

409 396 my family is Sicilian I know Sicilians and Sardinians who would throw punches if you said they were Italian T is one of them

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 18, 2014 04:43 PM (At8tV)

410 Well Dennis Hopper kind of explained it in True Romance though he left out anything about gingers. Been a while since I've seen that movie.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 18, 2014 04:43 PM (hMu0T)

411 Are you guys talking in code? What the hell?? Posted by: lefreaked ubergabe monkey

Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 04:44 PM (rDidD)

412 Are you guys talking in code? What the hell?? Posted by: lefreaked at February 18, 2014 08:38 PM (JdEZJ)

Les chiot du pull sur Mademoiselle Upton. Ils sont tres magnifique.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 04:44 PM (Gk3SS)

413 my family is Sicilian I'm so sorry.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2014 04:45 PM (+ST7y)

414 410 Well Dennis Hopper kind of explained it in True Romance though he left out anything about gingers. Been a while since I've seen that movie. He was talking about blonde hair and blues turning into brown hair and brown eyes. "Me? I'm eggplant!"

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 04:45 PM (doBIb)

415 I have been told by several French persons that no frog on the planet ever says "Sacre bleu," just as no English person says "Cheerio." One told me she iwas mystified as to how "Sacre bleu" ever got a rep in the English-speaking world for being a common French expression.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 18, 2014 04:45 PM (R3gO3)

416 My hometown was full of Italians. I seem to recall a few red heads.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 18, 2014 04:45 PM (hMu0T)

417 I don't speak Gaylick

Posted by: Aggressive Micropenis at February 18, 2014 04:46 PM (LHgfw)

418 She's tres mag fo sho.

Posted by: lefreaked at February 18, 2014 04:46 PM (JdEZJ)

419 407 sono Waikiki duh

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 18, 2014 04:46 PM (At8tV)

420 Les chiot du pull sur Mademoiselle Upton. Ils sont tres magnifique. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 08:44 PM (Gk3SS) That sounds and looks like you're hystericalÂ…...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 04:46 PM (GEICT)

421 When I worked for WB Studio Tours, the French tourists would always ask why they couldn't have the tours given to them in French I told them; "This is California. We speak Spanish here"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 04:46 PM (aTXUx)

422 guess the what is that everyone keeps telling me she is beautiful, and while she is certainly pretty, she is a little off. off is ok even intriguing but she is off. Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 08:30 PM (rDidD) ButÂ…. You'd hit it. Amirite? Posted by: Sean Bannion well yeah, not an especially high standard

Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 04:46 PM (rDidD)

423 my family is Sicilian Sicilians aren't Italians. They're barely human.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 18, 2014 04:47 PM (E+uky)

424 416 My hometown was full of Italians my hometown is a frozen tundra of fried meat eating Bears fans I moved

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 18, 2014 04:47 PM (At8tV)

425 One told me she iwas mystified as to how "Sacre bleu" ever got a rep in the English-speaking world for being a common French expression. Posted by: Donna V.
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The French used to refer to the Brits as "Goddams". The Brits understand this.

Posted by: mrp at February 18, 2014 04:47 PM (JBggj)

426 Sicilians are the Scandis of the Mediterranean.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2014 04:48 PM (+ST7y)

427 so does microgravity intensify or weaken microaggresion?

Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 04:48 PM (rDidD)

428

Sicilians aren't Italians....

lol..i grew up saying, i'm not italian, i'm sicilian.

Posted by: Dawn dish soap at February 18, 2014 04:48 PM (LhAqq)

429 Les chiot du pull sur Mademoiselle Upton. Ils sont tres magnifique.

pull up a chair for Upton because she is magnificent?

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 04:48 PM (nqBYe)

430 well yeah, not an especially high standard Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 08:46 PM (rDidD) Sadly. It is.

Posted by: Ugly Girls in Dive Bars at 9 p.m. [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 04:48 PM (yz6yg)

431 423 They're barely human once you shave the hair off they are human enough if you guys ever meet the wife, tell her she has a cute mustache she likes that joke, trust me

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 18, 2014 04:49 PM (At8tV)

432 pull up a chair for Upton because she is magnificent?

Posted by: willow

Just don't expect her to bend at the waist.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 18, 2014 04:49 PM (080XV)

433 les lolos de Kate Upton sont magnifique. Ils ignorent gravitiÃ©. Alor, peut-Ãªtre non. Mais, je veux faire le bateau Ã moteur chez ses lolos.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 04:49 PM (/FnUH)

434 That sounds and looks like you're hystericalÂ…... Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 08:46 PM (GEICT)

Le stompe le stompe le stompe.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 04:49 PM (Gk3SS)

435 lol Hobbit.

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 04:50 PM (nqBYe)

436 washes off alex's boots

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 04:50 PM (nqBYe)

437 motor her what?!

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 04:51 PM (nqBYe)

438 Le stompe le stompe le stompe. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 08:49 PM (Gk3SS) Empress, le Ravage est prÃªt

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 04:51 PM (yz6yg)

439

389 All those little accents and stuff, and commenters can't even have ampersands.... Posted by: cthulhu at February 18, 2014 08:39 PM (T1005)

That is because we are not among the cultural elite.

The Kaboom kids are not even allowed to have plus signs, although they have asked for them for Christmas many times.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at February 18, 2014 04:51 PM (R3gO3)

440 Merci, willow.

les lolos de Kate Upton sont magnifique. Ils ignorent gravitiÃ©. Alor, peut-Ãªtre non. Mais, je veux faire le bateau Ã moteur chez ses lolos. Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 08:49 PM (/FnUH)

Oh thank fuck I'd just put down my g(ampersand)t.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 04:51 PM (Gk3SS)

441 Je serais un idiot de trois pompe

Posted by: Dave S. at February 18, 2014 04:51 PM (UvR6d)

442 les lolos de Kate Upton sont magnifique. Ils ignorent gravitiÃ©. Alor, peut-Ãªtre non. Mais, je veux faire le bateau Ã moteur chez ses lolos I am fine with that, not saying not attractive, only making a few comments you may want to point out to her to knock her down a few notches and improve the odds of you achieving your nautical ambitions.

Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 04:52 PM (rDidD)

443 Another motorboat reference? Like, two in the same day?

Posted by: mrp at February 18, 2014 04:52 PM (JBggj)

444 Le stompe le stompe le stompe. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 08:49 PM (Gk3SS) French stomping? Buahahahaha. Shouldn't there be an apology along with each stomp?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 04:52 PM (GEICT)

445 speaking French is good Kate Upton is malformed. Morons are well named. fight with your feet and f*(k with your face Big boobs are bad Where is my America, shalalala

Posted by: seamrog at February 18, 2014 04:53 PM (r1ETs)

446 Empress, le Ravage est prÃªt Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 18, 2014 08:51 PM (yz6yg)

Tres bien tres bien.

Commencement maintenant.

Ah Les Incroyables.

Pas de capes!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 04:53 PM (Gk3SS)

447 Still French ? I thought ice dancing was last night.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 18, 2014 04:53 PM (oMKp3)

448 416 My hometown was full of Italians. I seem to recall a few red heads. Posted by: puddleglum at February 18, 2014 08:45 PM (hMu0T) I'm a NJ native. I don't recall any natural Italian gingers, but I knew a few Jewish gingers The vast majority of Italian migration to America was from Sicily, Naples, Bari, and Calabria. Northerners didn't have nearly the financial incentive that the poor south had to emigrate. I've known some Northern Italians and they tended to have more Alpine features than Mediterranean, so it's not unheard of to have Italian gingers

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 04:54 PM (aTXUx)

449 You ask for English. You'd settle for Spanish. You get French.

Posted by: lefreaked at February 18, 2014 04:54 PM (JdEZJ)

450 french stomping? french have not stomped on anything besides their own dicks since napoleon.

Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 04:54 PM (rDidD)

451 I am fine with that, not saying not attractive, only making a few comments you may want to point out to her to knock her down a few notches and improve the odds of you achieving your nautical ambitions.

Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 08:52 PM (rDidD)

si, yankee makes an excellent point.

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 04:55 PM (nqBYe)

452 They are good at stomping grapes.

Posted by: lefreaked at February 18, 2014 04:55 PM (JdEZJ)

453 Pas de capes! Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 08:53 PM (Gk3SS) C'est un costume de clochard, chÃ©rie. Vous ne pouvez pas Ãªtre vu dans cette. Je ne le permettrai pas. Il ya quinze ans, peut-Ãªtre, mais maintenant? Feh!

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 04:56 PM (yz6yg)

454 French stomping?

Buahahahaha.

Shouldn't there be an apology along with each stomp? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 08:52 PM (GEICT)

Non.

Je t'aime Edna Mode. Je t'aime.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 04:56 PM (Gk3SS)

455 Her Uncle is the guy responsible for banning incadescent light bulbs. Degree of conservatism is left as an exercise for the student.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 18, 2014 04:56 PM (cHwSy)

456 >>>Je serais un idiot de trois pompe je ne ferais pas encore loin. je jouiais dehors la porte, sur le plancher.

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2014 04:56 PM (/FnUH)

457 Je t'aime Edna Mode. Je t'aime.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch.
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Me too.

Posted by: mrp at February 18, 2014 04:56 PM (JBggj)

458 germans stomp in hobnailed boots, french stomp in velvet slippers.

Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 04:56 PM (rDidD)

459 A couple of Ms Upton's finer points (or er, blunter) seem to defy gravity a little more profoundly than the rest. Â…Â…not complainlin', just observin' Â…Â…keenly now off to my night job, The Iditarod

Posted by: ontherocks at February 18, 2014 04:56 PM (gVr2A)

460 It's like the flippin' EU in here tonight. Uff da.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 18, 2014 04:57 PM (oMKp3)

461 france is the tranny hooker of europe.

Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 04:58 PM (rDidD)

462 france is the tranny hooker of europe. And the Netherlands are the crack whore of Europe.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 05:00 PM (yz6yg)

463 Her Uncle is the guy responsible for banning incadescent light bulbs.

Degree of conservatism is left as an exercise for the student.>>

Cronyism infects both parties.

Posted by: The Hickster at February 18, 2014 05:00 PM (TI3xG)

464 It's like the flippin' EU in here tonight.

Posted by: grammie winger

Shouldn't we have cheese and wine with this discussion?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 18, 2014 05:00 PM (080XV)

465 Years ago I worked with a very attractive red-head, pale skin, blue eyes. Very Irish looking. I commented that she was an attractive colleen. Lightning bolts sprang from her eyes. I guess I wasn't the first to piss off a Northern Italian American. Guess she didn't like being compared to us rabble Micks. I pissed her off further by telling her she had an Irish temper. We're still friends.

Posted by: seamrog at February 18, 2014 05:01 PM (r1ETs)

466 The next moron who criticizes Kate for being less than perfect gets put into The Barrel with Edith Piaf piped in at full volume

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 05:01 PM (aTXUx)

467 Shouldn't we have cheese and wine with this discussion? Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 18, 2014 09:00 PM (080XV) I'm sure one of our resident RINOs will be along and provide the wine.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 05:02 PM (GEICT)

468 Shouldn't we have cheese and wine with this discussion?
Posted by: Hobbitopoly
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After filling up on Valu-Rite and hobo cutlets?

Posted by: mrp at February 18, 2014 05:02 PM (JBggj)

469 The next moron who criticizes Kate for being less than perfect gets put into The Barrel with Edith Piaf piped in at full volume

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 09:01 PM (aTXUx)

Whilst wearing a cape.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 05:02 PM (Gk3SS)

470 In a bad mood ... don't give two shits about her tits. Sue me. http://tinyurl.com/4m7lnro

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 18, 2014 05:03 PM (6/+vz)

471 Whilst wearing a cape. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 09:02 PM (Gk3SS) I don't think there are any jet engines in the barrel.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 05:04 PM (GEICT)

472 I'm sure one of our resident RINOs will be along and provide the ~~wine~~ whine. FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 05:04 PM (yz6yg)

473 470 In a bad mood ... don't give two shits about her tits. Sue me. http://tinyurl.com/4m7lnro Posted by: ScoggDog at February 18, 2014 09:03 PM (6/+vz) Well thanks for bringing in a ray of sunshine. It was get dark and dreary in here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 05:04 PM (GEICT)

474 Reminder - yankeefifth doesn't like Christina Hendricks because of her feet. :p

Posted by: Buzzion at February 18, 2014 05:04 PM (xXqD8)

475 474 Reminder - yankeefifth doesn't like Christina Hendricks because of her feet. :p I thought it was her elbows?

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 05:05 PM (doBIb)

476 FIFY Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 18, 2014 09:04 PM (yz6yg) Thank you, Sergeant at Arms Bannion, for killing that joke before it became dangerous.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 05:05 PM (GEICT)

477 448: Western PA native. My hometown had a Italian population of around 63% or so. Its been a while but I recall a few Italian gals who were redheads. Two for sure anyway ;-). They weren't a majority sadly. I like gingers.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 18, 2014 05:06 PM (TbC+z)

478 Thank you, Sergeant at Arms Bannion, for killing that joke before it became dangerous.
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LOL

Posted by: mrp at February 18, 2014 05:06 PM (JBggj)

479 470 In a bad mood ... don't give two shits about her tits. Sue me. Posted by: ScoggDog at February 18, 2014 09:03 PM (6/+vz) Bad Man!!!!

Posted by: Anthony "Ace" Fremont at February 18, 2014 05:07 PM (aTXUx)

480 Well thanks for bringing in a ray of sunshine. It was get dark and dreary in here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk

I must say, this is one of the funnest threads we've had in a while.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 18, 2014 05:07 PM (080XV)

481 Toronto is also chock full of Italians. Several girls in my high school were the rare Italian soul stealers.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 05:07 PM (doBIb)

482 And the announcer forÂ…whatever the snowboard racing is calledÂ….just busted out some Days of Thunder. "Rubbing is racing"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 05:07 PM (GEICT)

483 In a bad mood ... don't give two shits about her tits. This might be the gayest thing I have ever read here.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2014 05:08 PM (+ST7y)

484 Toronto is also chock full of Italians. Several girls in my high school were the rare Italian soul stealers. I love that they all think you can still a soul that way.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2014 05:09 PM (+ST7y)

485

Did anybody else who read "The Monster of Florence" get the idea that if you went hiking in Sardinia, you might just come across a couple of natives with shotguns who would say in Sardinian dialect, "Boy, you sure have a pretty mouth?"

Maybe it's just because of that one creepy Sardinian character who apparently would have sex with anything with a pulse. Mountainous, isolated, tribal...Sicily at least has some beautiful churches. I'm sorry if anybody reading this is of Sardinian ancestry, but it sounds as though the place was completely untouched by Italian high culture.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at February 18, 2014 05:09 PM (R3gO3)

486 474 Reminder - yankeefifth doesn't like Christina Hendricks because of her feet. :p Posted by: Buzzion at February 18, 2014 09:04 PM (xXqD

Give her a break, it's hard to grow anything in the shade (watches nervously as AtC laces the boots and mumbles about yankeefifth)

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 05:10 PM (aTXUx)

487 Does ace speak Ukraine? Or Russian?

Posted by: NCwoof at February 18, 2014 05:10 PM (aUQgu)

488 (watches nervously as AtC laces the boots and mumbles about yankeefifth)

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 09:10 PM (aTXUx)

Oh pish posh, am delicate flower of innocent virtue.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 05:12 PM (Gk3SS)

489 This might be the gayest thing I have ever read here. Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2014 09:08 PM (+ST7y) And given Gabe's music selections Â….that's really saying something.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 05:12 PM (yz6yg)

490 scogg. I hope your finances improve. many are hurting now

Posted by: willow at February 18, 2014 05:13 PM (nqBYe)

491 Maybe it's just because of that one creepy Sardinian character who apparently would have sex with anything with a pulse. Mountainous, isolated, tribal...Sicily at least has some beautiful churches. I'm sorry if anybody reading this is of Sardinian ancestry, but it sounds as though the place was completely untouched by Italian high culture. Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at February 18, 2014 09:09 PM (R3gO3) Most famous Sardinian - Napoleon Bonaparte

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 05:13 PM (aTXUx)

492 Oh pish posh, am delicate flower of innocent virtue. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 09:12 PM (Gk3SS) *wipes off screen and keyboard* Oh, btw, my wife got an introduction into a few of the folks from the H2. During my Facebook rants, a few Hostages were commenting. "Who's so and so?" "What they wrote is funnyy/awesome."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 05:13 PM (GEICT)

493 Oh, ACE. Trying to class up a chance to show off Kate Upton's anti-gravity titties by using French. This is why I love this place.

Well played, sir. Well played.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at February 18, 2014 05:13 PM (CA2NO)

494 Oh pish posh, am delicate flower of innocent virtue. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 09:12 PM (Gk3SS) Oh, thank you, this reminds me EmpressÂ…. FedEx called, and your latex catsuit will be on the truck tomorrow.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 05:14 PM (yz6yg)

495 And given Gabe's music selections Â….that's really saying something.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 18, 2014 09:12 PM (yz6yg)

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Still waiting for the Depeche Mode intro to the podcast

Posted by: Dave S. at February 18, 2014 05:14 PM (UvR6d)

496 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 18, 2014 09:13 PM (CA2NO) MWR!!!! *waves*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 05:15 PM (GEICT)

497 Still waiting for the Depeche Mode intro to the podcast Has he hit up Morrissey, yet?

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2014 05:15 PM (+ST7y)

498 497 Still waiting for the Depeche Mode intro to the podcast Has he hit up Morrissey, yet? Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2014 09:15 PM (+ST7y) How soon is now?

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 05:15 PM (doBIb)

499 491 Most famous Sardinian - Napoleon Bonaparte Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 09:13 PM (aTXUx) ----------------- I was Corsican, you twit.

Posted by: Zombie Napoleon Bonaparte at February 18, 2014 05:17 PM (dfYL9)

500 BC!!!!! *WAVES BACK!!!* Long time no see, bud! This calls for a celebration! *looks mournfully at trampoline buried under a foot of fresh snow* Dammit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at February 18, 2014 05:17 PM (CA2NO)

501 I'm sorry if anybody reading this is of Sardinian ancestry, but it sounds as though the place was completely untouched by Italian high culture WHOA!! I lived there for 6 1/2 years and plan to retire there

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 18, 2014 05:18 PM (At8tV)

502 Oh, thank you, this reminds me EmpressÂ….

FedEx called, and your latex catsuit will be on the truck tomorrow. Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 18, 2014 09:14 PM (yz6yg)

Excellent. Mwaha. Mwahahahahahaha.

Wait, the red one or the purple one?

MWR! J'ai pour tu.

http://bit.ly/1c1RIvf

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 05:20 PM (Gk3SS)

503 It's nice to get away from the " Race of Gheys" mentality. Give the ulcers a break. Not everything in the world is controlled by assholes. There are a lot of "us" out there. The Horde seems to me to be a good bunch of intelligent people with a great sense of humor. Let's get away from rehashing the past losses. I've been told that laughter makes you live longer. And Ace should hang around his posts more often. It adds something, a jen a sey qua ? I don't know shit about French, and I'm okay with that.

Posted by: seamrog at February 18, 2014 05:20 PM (r1ETs)

504 *wipes off screen and keyboard*

Je. Suis.

Oh, btw, my wife got an introduction into a few of the folks from the H2. During my Facebook rants, a few Hostages were commenting. "Who's so and so?" "What they wrote is funnyy/awesome." Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 09:13 PM (GEICT)

See, it'll be awesome when you finally introduce your wife to the Horde!

There's no possible way it can go wrong.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 05:22 PM (Gk3SS)

505 Really, navycopjoe? I'm open to correction on this score - I just based my statement on "The Monsters of Florence." An awful lot of shady characters seemed to "emigrate" from Sardinia to Tuscany and get involved in rather dubious enterprises there.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at February 18, 2014 05:22 PM (R3gO3)

506 Dammit. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 18, 2014 09:17 PM (CA2NO) I have a trampoline in my back yard. Just saying.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 05:23 PM (GEICT)

507 Food question.... I'm about to have some Cocoa Puffs. Where do they rate on the socioeconomic level between Kaboom (Dollar Store) and Apple Jacks (Nordstroms)?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 05:23 PM (aTXUx)

508 french stomping? french have not stomped on anything besides their own dicks since napoleon.

Posted by: yankefifth at February 18, 2014 08:54 PM (rDidD)

And he was an Italian. An Italian leading the French in battle. It must have stunned the rest of Europe for years that they weren't surrendering in droves

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 18, 2014 05:23 PM (FE/sZ)

509 See, it'll be awesome when you finally introduce your wife to the Horde! There's no possible way it can go wrong. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 09:22 PM (Gk3SS) Not. Gonna. Happen. Bannion is either very brave or very stupid for bringing Mrs Bannion. I personally just think he was bragging.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 05:24 PM (GEICT)

510 507 Sears scratch and dent outlet.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 18, 2014 05:24 PM (ojnk6)

511 Excellent. Mwaha. Mwahahahahahaha. Wait, the red one or the purple one? Purple Sparkles. Crotchless.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 05:25 PM (yz6yg)

512 I personally just think he was bragging. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 09:24 PM (GEICT)

Dude, of course he was bragging.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 05:25 PM (Gk3SS)

513 Where do they rate on the socioeconomic level between Kaboom (Dollar Store) and Apple Jacks (Nordstroms)?
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Right about Target.

Posted by: mrp at February 18, 2014 05:25 PM (JBggj)

514 511 Excellent. Mwaha. Mwahahahahahaha. Wait, the red one or the purple one? Purple Sparkles. Crotchless. Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 18, 2014 09:25 PM (yz6yg) FIRE IN THE.....

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 05:26 PM (doBIb)

515 TJ Maxx

Posted by: Dave S. at February 18, 2014 05:26 PM (UvR6d)

516 I personally just think he was bragging. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 09:24 PM (GEICT) She has promised to be extra hawt this year.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 05:26 PM (yz6yg)

517 Dude, of course he was bragging. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 09:25 PM (Gk3SS) Dangerous game. Perhaps that's why he left so early.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 05:27 PM (GEICT)

518 Je excuse, Napoleon was Corsican Sounds like Sardinians were the Pineys of Europe (NJ natives would get the reference)

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 05:27 PM (aTXUx)

519 I'm about to have some Cocoa Puffs. Where do they rate on the socioeconomic level between Kaboom (Dollar Store) and Apple Jacks (Nordstroms)? Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 09:23 PM (aTXUx) Kohls

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 18, 2014 05:27 PM (bCEmE)

520 505 An awful lot of shady characters seemed to "emigrate" from Sardinia to Tuscany and get involved in rather dubious enterprises there. the island is seriously shady but safe nck's godfather is sardinian...needless to say, if a fool dares to touch her I will make a phone call

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 18, 2014 05:28 PM (At8tV)

521 FIRE IN THE..... Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 09:26 PM (doBIb) Did you just accuse AtC of having a VD??? *backs away quickly* Bannion! We may need a bombardment just to clean up whatever disturbing thing the Empress leaves.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 05:28 PM (GEICT)

522 Purple Sparkles.

Crotchless. Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 18, 2014 09:25 PM (yz6yg)

They remembered the matching crop right? Because I'm still slightly miffed about the last time.

*arches brow at EC*

Are you taunting Joyeaux Amusant Alex?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 05:29 PM (Gk3SS)

523 Bannion! We may need a bombardment just to clean up whatever disturbing thing the Empress leaves. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 09:28 PM (GEICT) I'm sure when she's done it will not even faintly resemble a human.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 05:29 PM (yz6yg)

524 total baiting you tramp ace

Posted by: thunderb at February 18, 2014 05:30 PM (zOTsN)

525 MWR! J'ai pour tu. http://bit.ly/1c1RIvf Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 09:20 PM (Gk3SS) Merci! *dreamy sigh; paws at screen* For you! http://youtu.be/lw501A5hbyg

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at February 18, 2014 05:30 PM (CA2NO)

526 So, the following:
Oh pish posh, am delicate flower of innocent virtue.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch.

Was just a ruse for the unsuspecting?

Posted by: mrp at February 18, 2014 05:30 PM (JBggj)

527 They remembered the matching crop right? Because I'm still slightly miffed about the last time. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 09:29 PM (Gk3SS) Yes, Mistress. I meanÂ…Empress. Matching fuzzy cuffs too.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 05:30 PM (yz6yg)

528 I'm sure when she's done it will not even faintly resemble a human. Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 18, 2014 09:29 PM (yz6yg) Exactly. Best to just scour the area.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 05:31 PM (GEICT)

529 Perhaps that's why he left so early. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 09:27 PM (GEICT) *ahem* Three year old at home too. Don't forget.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 05:32 PM (yz6yg)

530 Oh, Empress? Agent Provocateur. I have no idea why only 8 seconds. http://youtu.be/dVKNcdbaqgc

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 05:32 PM (GEICT)

531 527 Matching fuzzy cuffs too. heh once I went to cuff a drunk in the main piazza whipped out pink fuzzy cuffs the XO and my wife saw it I took hell for that one for a while

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 18, 2014 05:32 PM (At8tV)

532 Granted ... I'm a dick. But please inform me exactly why it's Groovy Fucking Cool to have Kate Upton surfing around in her undies at zero gee ... on the public doll ? If this was done with private money ... I'll shut the fuck up.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 18, 2014 05:33 PM (6/+vz)

533 Three year old at home too. Don't forget. Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 18, 2014 09:32 PM (yz6yg) True, true. I understand that. How's she doing, btw?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 05:33 PM (GEICT)

534 One of the things I miss most from the defunct Punch magazine was the "Let's Speak Franglais" segments.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 18, 2014 05:34 PM (/i3Yt)

535 How's she doing, btw? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 09:33 PM (GEICT) Great. Got to see her at aqua therapy today. Lotta damn dust at that pool Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 05:35 PM (yz6yg)

536 If this was done with private money ... I'll shut the fuck up. Posted by: ScoggDog at February 18, 2014 09:33 PM (6/+vz) It was a Sports Illustrated photo shoot. I doubt public money had much to do with it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 05:36 PM (GEICT)

537 Got to see her at aqua therapy today. Lotta damn dust at that pool Jus' sayin' Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 18, 2014 09:35 PM (yz6yg) *fist bump* That chlorine will get you every time.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 05:36 PM (GEICT)

538 Granted ... I'm a dick.

But please inform me exactly why it's Groovy Fucking Cool to have Kate Upton surfing around in her undies at zero gee ... on the public doll ?

If this was done with private money ... I'll shut the fuck up. Posted by: ScoggDog at February 18, 2014 09:33 PM (6/+vz)

Let me be the first to congratulate you on your incipient shutting the fuck up, you humorless scold.

It's from the Sports Illustrated shoot. Shot at the anti gravity chamber operated by Zero G Corporation.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 05:39 PM (Gk3SS)

539

"The vast majority of Italian migration to America was from Sicily, Naples, Bari, and Calabria."

I think it was Thomas Sowell who pointed out that the Northern Italians who did move to America tended to settle in California wine country - they were the ones who started the first vineyards. Sowell said they were the only Italians who came here and gravitated to a rural area - the Southern Italians settled in the cities, where the jobs were.

When Northern Italians emigrated, more of them went to Argentina than the States. Argentina has a very high percentage of people of Italian ancestry.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at February 18, 2014 05:39 PM (R3gO3)

540 Parabolic flights aren't Rocket Surgery anymore and this is a private corp that runs the one Kate was on.

http://tinyurl.com/p8xpsf7

Posted by: The Hickster at February 18, 2014 05:41 PM (TI3xG)

541 Argentina has a very high percentage of people of Italian ancestry. Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at February 18, 2014 09:39 PM (R3gO3) *ahem* Si. Es verdad.

Posted by: Pope Francis [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 18, 2014 05:42 PM (yz6yg)

542 FedEx called, and your latex catsuit will be on the truck tomorrow. Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 18, 2014 09:14 PM (yz6yg) That and all the French bring to mind Bianca Beauchamp http://tinyurl.com/mqw92b6

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 05:44 PM (aTXUx)

543 This I know: The French are not on Team Longbow.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 18, 2014 05:45 PM (m9V0o)

544 538 It's from the Sports Illustrated shoot. Shot at the anti gravity chamber operated by Zero G Corporation. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 09:39 PM (Gk3SS) Actually, it was an airplane. http://tinyurl.com/l2je596 http://www.gozerog.com/ I'm not sure what a "zero gravity chamber" would be, other than a falling elevator.

Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2014 05:48 PM (sdi6R)

545 I'm not sure what a "zero gravity chamber" would be, other than a falling elevator. Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2014 09:48 PM (sdi6R)

Look. Stop getting your facts and what not on my snark.

(or you know you are correct and I am, er, alternately correct)

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 05:49 PM (Gk3SS)

546 I do like the goats balancing. I enjoy their cheeses too.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at February 18, 2014 05:49 PM (R3gO3)

547
Actually, it was an airplane.

http://tinyurl.com/l2je596

http://www.gozerog.com/

I'm not sure what a "zero gravity chamber" would be, other than a falling elevator.

Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2014 09:48 PM (sdi6R)

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Whatever it is, it is magnificent, and I will not let allow any curmudgeons to rain on this moment.

Posted by: Dave S. at February 18, 2014 05:51 PM (UvR6d)

548 Whatever it is, it is magnificent, and I will not let allow any curmudgeons to rain on this moment. Posted by: Dave S. at February 18, 2014 09:51 PM (UvR6d) Here, here. Although the wife brought up a good point. Without gravity to restrain those things, poor Kate might break her own nose. Hate to see that happen.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 05:52 PM (GEICT)

549 She's probably happy they are weightless.

Posted by: NCKate at February 18, 2014 05:53 PM (4KFgL)

550 550 She's probably happy they are weightless. Posted by: NCKate at February 18, 2014 09:53 PM (4KFgL) I'd be more than willing to offer her some support.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 05:54 PM (GEICT)

551 I'm not sure what a "zero gravity chamber" would be, other than a falling elevator.>>

The plane ride has the advantage that it doesn't end with broken legs.

Posted by: The Hickster at February 18, 2014 05:55 PM (TI3xG)

552 Oh, hey, BC, there's a bit starting at about 1:40 in my last link to MWR that you'll find mildly interesting.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 05:56 PM (Gk3SS)

553 I was in Montreal once. Beautiful city but the people there have a chip on their shoulders I wonder if it's because French Canadians have both the French and Canadians waving their dicks at them and laughing

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 06:00 PM (aTXUx)

554 553 Oh, hey, BC, there's a bit starting at about 1:40 in my last link to MWR that you'll find mildly interesting. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 09:56 PM (Gk3SS) *swoons* Yummy. http://thehostages.wordpress.com/2014/02/08/the-hottest-ass-kicking-you-could-ever-hope-for/

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 06:00 PM (GEICT)

555 *swoons*

Yummy.

http://thehostages.wordpress.com/2014/02/08/the-hottest-ass-kicking-you-could-ever-hope-for/ Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 10:00 PM (GEICT)

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 18, 2014 06:06 PM (Gk3SS)

556 The battle where the French learned to hate the longbow.

http://www.britishbattles.com/100-years-war/agincourt.htm

Posted by: The Hickster at February 18, 2014 06:06 PM (TI3xG)

557 Writing is meh, video/photo great viva la Ace

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2014 06:13 PM (HVff2)

558 That Kate Upton is such a good sport. "Here, do this thing in a tiny bikini." "Okay!"

Posted by: Mindy at February 18, 2014 06:16 PM (mQwL2)

559 I'm watching We Were Soldiers for the first time. Is it me or is this movie crappy?

Posted by: lefreaked at February 18, 2014 06:18 PM (JdEZJ)

560 This thread smells like French cheeze

Posted by: phreshone at February 18, 2014 06:20 PM (Q6pxP)

561 Kate can levitate? Since when?

Posted by: and irresolute at February 18, 2014 06:24 PM (RqHWH)

562 This post is excellent. Which is french for "excellent". I pronounce the "lent" in excellent as "lont". Because I'm cultured and sophisticated and shit.

Posted by: otho at February 18, 2014 06:25 PM (9gNQd)

563 Kate Upton....... nom nom nom nom...... I'll say it again.... I would give her the best 6 seconds of my life.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at February 18, 2014 06:25 PM (jucos)

564 I got your 'Fil Ouvert' right here pal...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 18, 2014 06:25 PM (aDwsi)

565 Will the ONT be in French as well?

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 18, 2014 06:25 PM (AymDN)

566 This Ms.Upton is a very attractive young lady. I believe she's aware of that fact and is having a good time because of it. Any of us here look good enough to get a free zero-g flight based on looks alone? Bueler? When I win the MegaMillions in 36 minutes, my first call will be to Virgin Galactic...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 18, 2014 06:26 PM (JMmQ9)

567 If I owned Kate Upton she would be required to live in that bikini

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at February 18, 2014 06:28 PM (jucos)

568 It's hard to surrender while you're typing.

Posted by: The Monkey at February 18, 2014 06:29 PM (aDwsi)

569 Ace tryin' ta be a winesnob or what..?

Posted by: EdMorrissey'sweatyballsack at February 18, 2014 06:29 PM (Dal6K)

570 oh, doG: Agincourt. Again.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 18, 2014 06:29 PM (JMmQ9)

571 I'm watching We Were Soldiers for the first time. Is it me or is this movie crappy? It's you. Unless the battle hasn't started yet.

Posted by: toby928© at February 18, 2014 06:30 PM (QupBk)

Posted by: le Professeur at February 18, 2014 06:32 PM (AWwDY)

573 ain't art grande!!!!

Posted by: oejay44cday at February 18, 2014 06:32 PM (smPA7)

574 Any of us here look good enough to get a free zero-g flight based on looks alone? Bueler? Posted by: AltonJackson at February 18, 2014 10:26 PM (JMmQ9) It was for Sports Illustrated whom I'm sure paid Zero G Corp a good price for the flight. I'm sure the ZGC guys also made it a point to show up for work early that day

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 06:35 PM (aTXUx)

575 anyone up for getting on Twitter and axing Where TF is the ONT? I'm right behind you...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 18, 2014 06:35 PM (JMmQ9)

576 571 Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead. In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility; But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger. . . .

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 18, 2014 06:36 PM (aDwsi)

577 566 Will the ONT be in French as well? Posted by: The Political Hat at February 18, 2014 10:25 PM (AymDN) No, it will come from Dallas, as usual!

Posted by: and irresolute at February 18, 2014 06:36 PM (RqHWH)

578 comment #600

Posted by: NCwoof at February 18, 2014 06:36 PM (aUQgu)

579 I hope Maet's ok -- he had said something about a stomach bug.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 18, 2014 06:38 PM (T1005)

580 No, it will come from Dallas, as usual!>>

So it still wont be in English?

Posted by: The Hickster at February 18, 2014 06:38 PM (TI3xG)

581 ONT up Too late to get FIRST

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 18, 2014 06:38 PM (AymDN)

582 579 comment #600 &&& FAIL &&&

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 18, 2014 06:39 PM (m9V0o)

583 583 Brother Cavil

Ampersands AND fail....

whooHooo

Posted by: NCwoof at February 18, 2014 06:41 PM (aUQgu)

584 NC Morons - Up to speed on Grocer-gate? Seems Gov. McCrory was visiting a local grocery store (now, when Michelle does that, people swoon), one of the clerks (who proved to be a documented, rabid, McCrory hater) asked McCrory if he needed help. When McCrory said 'No, thanks', the guy recognized him, and said 'Well, thanks for nothing!' And walked away. One of McCrory's aides complained to the management about the rude treatment. The management immediately fired the guy, which was appropriate. Annnnd then the media picked up on the story. Turns out the guy who was fired had a real sob story. He claims to be the only means of support for his deaf boyfriend , and now that nasty McCrory has had him fired. Boo-hoo-hoo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 18, 2014 06:45 PM (aDwsi)

585 It was for Sports Illustrated whom I'm sure paid Zero G Corp a good price for the flight. I'm sure the ZGC guys also made it a point to show up for work early that day Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 10:35 PM That's my point: because she's "Kate Upton", she gets the zero-g experience for free. "Here. Wear this." She's a model, it comes with the territory. Don't get me wrong: I appreciate the fact that because she's beautiful she gets the perks. I have no problem with that. {Why are we arguing about this?} At the end of the day, I just want to go to space...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 18, 2014 06:49 PM (JMmQ9)

586 the ONT is up, see you there

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 18, 2014 06:51 PM (JMmQ9)

587 It was employed the same way we used to (still do) avoid saying God or Jesus in non-religious contexts ("Christmas!" instead of "Christ," or "gosh darn" instead of g** d***.) Man, if you ever want to hear about a blashemuphism, I think that "Zounds!" should take the cake. (It's short for "God's Wounds" apparently). Been keeping it in my mental rolodex but have yet to spontaneously exclaim it when I stub my toe.

Posted by: Deety - 02/15 truther at February 18, 2014 07:09 PM (D8ONs)

588 The French QuÃ©bÃ©cois take swear words in a weird direction.

Cavalry.

Chalice.

(I'm doing these in English)

Host.

Tabernacle.

Those are used as swear words.

There is probably more.

J'oublie.

FIFY

Posted by: le Professeur at February 18, 2014 07:22 PM (AWwDY)

589 The battle where the French learned to hate the longbow.
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The French learned to hate the longbow long before Agincourt. CrÃ©cy (1346) and Poitiers (1356) both had decisive use of English archers.

Posted by: mrp at February 18, 2014 07:24 PM (JBggj)

590 There was this tradition of using Latin in official state documents and correspondence. And then they started using French, ultimately, around, just guessing here, 1000 AD or so. WHAT "tradition", where, when? Sez, who?!

Posted by: Deety - 02/15 truther at February 18, 2014 07:27 PM (D8ONs)

591 180 use 'connard' rather than 'sacrebleu'; you'll get your point across much better, and Frenchies won't point at you and laugh

No but they might punch you in the face as connard = a-hole.... con is my fav all purpose curse.... c'est con = that sux (thing); is stupid (person) and is not quite as in your face as connard.

Posted by: le Professeur at February 18, 2014 07:35 PM (AWwDY)

592 for ATC and anyone else qui s'en fiche.....red things are "rouge" but hair is roux

A Ginger (F) une Rousse
A Ginger (M) un Roux

Posted by: le Professeur at February 18, 2014 07:43 PM (AWwDY)

593 les cheveux en haute, ou les cheveux, vous savez, en bas?

les cheveux are only on the head; elsewhere ce sont les poils

Posted by: le Professeur at February 18, 2014 07:49 PM (AWwDY)

594 Je suis ici

Posted by: Erik at February 18, 2014 08:06 PM (D4yqe)

595 The downside is the French make a lot of shitty movies.

Go on....

Posted by: Hollywood at February 18, 2014 08:13 PM (AWwDY)

596 Something good?

About half of us have boobies.

The other half are pantsless.

Ok, Y, that made me smile!

Posted by: bill-o at February 18, 2014 08:20 PM (AWwDY)

597 Le vibreur, ce n'etais pas tres drole.