March 02, 2014
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Notice I didn't say crock-pot meals. That's because I don't have one, and have been blissfully unaware of their supposed utility for most of my life. But a heavy Dutch oven or similarly constructed pot will allow you to make all sorts of great stuff without having to attend to multiple pots and pans, and time everything for that magical (and nonexistent) point on the space/time continuum when everything is ready at the same moment. For instance, I bought a pork shoulder (picnic) (you damned yuppie scum have made pork butt too expensive) a few days ago that I peeled, marinated in some stuff (blend together chopped onion, garlic, parsley, thyme, balsamic vinegar, olive oil, salt, pepper, etc) for a full day, then braised at 300° for several hours, then dropped to 225° for another several hours. Then I cooled it with the top on, refrigerated overnight, and scraped the excess fat from the bottom of the pot. It ended up falling off the bone, was amazingly tender and juicy, and will be the focal point of several meals, and as many midnight snacks. It was so tender that pulling it was a breeze, even when it was cold. Total time for prep? 15 minutes.
Oh...that word? "Braise?" Yeah, that's the word for crock-pot cooking, and has been for about 200 years. Long before you hipsters bought your designer crock-pots, your grandmothers were using their Lodge kettles and cooking all sorts of fun stuff. And raising the Greatest Generation.
Before we move on to the recipe of the week, consider the basic Margarita, but garnished with several thin rounds of jalapeño pepper. I had one a few days ago and it was great! The alcohol rapidly extracted the heat from the peppers and the counterpoint of the sweetness of the drink and the punch of the peppers was fantastic. It was also quite hot, because the bartender left the seeds and veins in the peppers. So...if you are sensitive to chile heat, take out the seeds for a milder experience.
1 4 lb. chicken cut into pieces, rinsed and dried
4 Yukon Gold potatoes, peeled and cut into large chunks
1-2 turnips, peeled and cut into large chunks
1-2 parsnips, peeled and cut into large chunks
1 lb. bag of baby carrots (or peeled-and-cut equivalent)
1 lb. pearl onions (frozen)
4 cloves of garlic cut in half
1 quart of chicken stock (low sodium or homemade)
Vegetable oil
Vinegar (malt, cider or red wine will be fine....whichever you prefer)
Kosher salt
Fresh black pepper
Preheat oven to 300° F.
Salt and pepper the chicken pieces.
On the stove, heat a six-quart Dutch Oven on medium-high. Add a few tablespoons of vegetable oil, and when the oil is shimmering, brown the chicken pieces on all sides until golden brown. It will be easier to do it in two batches. Yes, it is messy, and I have no clever way of avoiding the splatter.
Put the chicken in a bowl and cover with foil.
Increase the heat under the Dutch Oven to high. Add the potatoes, turnips, carrots, parsnips, and garlic and brown for a few minutes, stirring to ensure that they do not stick. Lightly salt the vegetables. Brown for a few more minutes and then add the chicken stock and stir for a few seconds to deglaze the bottom and sides of the Dutch Oven.
Return the chicken to the Dutch Oven, placing the pieces on top of the vegetables. Pour whatever juices remain in the bowl into the Dutch Oven. Lightly salt the chicken, cover and place in the oven for 25 minutes.
Sprinkle a few ounces of vinegar over the chicken and vegetables and return to the oven for another 25 minutes.
Remove the chicken from the Dutch Oven and place on a plate, covering with foil to keep warm.
Add the onions to the vegetables. Increase the temperature to 425° F, give the Dutch Oven a shake to loosen and mix the vegetables, and return it to the oven, uncovered, until the stock is completely reduced. If this seems to be taking too long, put the Dutch Oven on the stove and reduce over high heat. Don’t be too concerned if the bottom browns a bit; that is the best part. Just don’t let it burn.
Return the chicken to the Dutch Oven and serve, or cover and allow to cool, then refrigerate. ItÂ’s a great dish to make a day ahead of time, because it just gets better and better each time it is heated up (the vegetables continue to caramelize).
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Posted by: RagamuffinB at March 02, 2014 08:09 AM (545ep)
I would roast the pork loin and use a cheaper cut for chili.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 02, 2014 08:11 AM (QFxY5)
Posted by: Dave Darnell at March 02, 2014 08:12 AM (0loOo)
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Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 02, 2014 08:18 AM (hq5sb)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at March 02, 2014 08:19 AM (+CP1/)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 02, 2014 08:21 AM (hq5sb)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 02, 2014 12:18 PM (hq5sb)
Damned hipsters destroying the environment.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 02, 2014 08:21 AM (QFxY5)
I've just recently started making various chilis (in my crock pot ha ha ha) and I now consider that adding tomatillos should be required by law. Yum.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 02, 2014 08:21 AM (cHZB7)
The crock pot keeps me from having to heat the entire oven, though. That's really the only reason I use mine. I can also clean the pull out in the dishwasher if I need to.
I smoke my pork butts and shoulders on a WSM, but beef short ribs in a Korean style sauce, chuck roasts, etc. were made for the crock pot.
Posted by: SARDiver at March 02, 2014 08:22 AM (ci7Fe)
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Posted by: RagamuffinB at March 02, 2014 08:26 AM (545ep)
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Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 02, 2014 08:29 AM (hq5sb)
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Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 02, 2014 08:31 AM (bCEmE)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 02, 2014 08:32 AM (hq5sb)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 02, 2014 08:33 AM (Pd9h2)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 02, 2014 08:33 AM (ZshNr)
using a crock pot, you don;t need to marinate-just throw everything in, even frozen meat
google cholent for fabulous one dish meal
Posted by: charleston at March 02, 2014 08:33 AM (O6OW+)
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Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 02, 2014 08:42 AM (bCEmE)
Posted by: Dr Alice at March 02, 2014 08:42 AM (tRcjU)
(Sees price)
(Nearly coughs up a lung)
I guess I'd better start saving the ol' pennies and dimes...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 02, 2014 08:43 AM (Pd9h2)
Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 02, 2014 08:45 AM (bCEmE)
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Posted by: model_1066 at March 02, 2014 08:46 AM (KWIwL)
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Posted by: Dr Alice at March 02, 2014 08:47 AM (tRcjU)
Wait, this isn't the gun thread.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 02, 2014 08:48 AM (cHZB7)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 02, 2014 08:48 AM (KWIwL)
Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 02, 2014 08:49 AM (bCEmE)
You can make these really nice. Or you can use what you have. For myself, I use whatever is around.
Meat - protein - whatever I have like sausage or ground meat, turkey. Small amount.
Veggies- left over or cooked or nuked -- I take a bag of broc and cauli -- nuke it for about 1.5 - 2 min. and anything else, onions, spinach etc -- seasoning.
In separate bowl -- beat 4- 6 or more eggs depending on size of pan or container -- throw in some cheese and season -- dump veggies and protein into egg bowl -- mix -- pour into pan (greased -- I use spray)like a pyrex -- oven 25 minutes at 400 degrees. Quick top broil. Works every time.
Usually I slice tomato and put on top -- in pyrex I use 9 slices or half slices -- rows of threes and I cut accordingly. Nine pieces. No matter the size I do the tomato thing. Stays in fridge all week for breakfast, snack or when I am starving, and must eat Now.
Last night I was making turkey chili -- had too much ground turkey. Used it to make small frittata with leftovers from fridge.
This may be too plebian for a cooking thread. For me, it was liberating to be able to get away from the stove thing and sliding it out perfectly onto a plate to now just putting it in the oven and leaving it.
Posted by: gracepmc at March 02, 2014 08:50 AM (rznx3)
They're nice for us losers who can't stay home and watch the stove all day because we have to leave the house to earn money for food. Turn it on when you leave in the morning, hot dinner when you return to your house that hasn't burned down.
Posted by: HR at March 02, 2014 08:52 AM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Justamom at March 02, 2014 08:53 AM (Sptt8)
At any housewares department you will find spatter screens - wooden-handled round frames with screening inside to lay across your spattering pan or pot. Easy to lift one side slightly to get your turning tongs in without letting much spatter out. Wash in the dishwasher. I've got two sizes - 12" and 8".
Posted by: soggybottom at March 02, 2014 08:54 AM (RNNZb)
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Posted by: model_1066 at March 02, 2014 08:55 AM (KWIwL)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 02, 2014 08:56 AM (hq5sb)
Posted by: Tuna at March 02, 2014 08:57 AM (M/TDA)
http://is.gd/Q21kG3
Pretty good pot for a lot less price.
Posted by: Jay in Ames at March 02, 2014 08:58 AM (n1pvU)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 02, 2014 09:02 AM (QBm1P)
Posted by: TOF at March 02, 2014 09:04 AM (PV2IU)
Pork butt
Metric shit ton of peppers (jalapeno, anaheim, etc.)
One or two whole onions
One whole tomato
Several containers of low sodium chicken stock
Cilantro
Fire roast and peel all veg. Seed the peppers if you're a pussy.
Throw all veg into blender, Ninja, Cuisinart, whatever. You want a thick paste.
Chop up (2" pieces) and sear pork butt in large, heavy bottom pan. Turn to make sure all sides are nice and browned.
Transfer pork and veg paste to large roasting pan, crock pot, whatever will hold it all.
Cook it low and slow all day long. If it gets dry, add chicken stock. Take it off heat and refrigerate over night.
Cook it low and slow all day long. Continue adding chicken stock as needed.
An hour or so before service, add roughly chopped cilantro.
Serve on warm tortillas with extra sharp Vermont white cheddar and sour cream.
You're welcome.
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Posted by: Luke at March 02, 2014 09:08 AM (32FX2)
Posted by: concrete girl at March 02, 2014 09:10 AM (fj83a)
Posted by: Tuna at March 02, 2014 09:12 AM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Bill at March 02, 2014 09:17 AM (uvyrw)
Never used a pressure cooker for actual cooking, we only use it for canning.
Mostly use the pre-made meals when time is short or the BH is out of town.
I love being able to come home from work, open a jar of veggie venison soup, 10 min of heatup and enjoy.
Posted by: PMRich at March 02, 2014 09:19 AM (KDUNf)
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Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2014 09:21 AM (qE/jJ)
Posted by: PMRich at March 02, 2014 09:23 AM (KDUNf)
The Boston Butt has the shoulder, and the picnic has more of the leg.
Take a look at the link for some very interesting 3D renderings of hogs.
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Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2014 09:24 AM (qE/jJ)
Variant Italian Beef
Chuck roast (when braising, connective tissue is good, plus it's generally cheaper than round.)
salt (about 2 tablespoons)
black pepper (about a teaspoon)
1 can beer (American-style pilsner. Cheap is fine, as long it mainly uses barley malt instead of rice/corn sugar.)
1 cube bouillon
1 can beef broth
3-4 cloves garlic (whole)
a tablespoon or a bit more of Italian seasoning. (not salad dressing mix, just the big shaker of mixed herbs you can get almost anywhere).
Drop it all in the crock. (I suggest the beer and salt first, since the latter will make the former foam up.)
Cook it on low for about 9 hours, and it should be fall-apart tender.
Use a dipper and pour broth over the open buns before adding meat. (If you want some crunch, put some garlic spread on the bun and toast it first.)
Pickled pepperochini and/or banana peppers and/or giardiniera are traditional, but optional.
Posted by: Luke at March 02, 2014 09:24 AM (32FX2)
Posted by: huerfano at March 02, 2014 09:25 AM (bAGA/)
Primary reason for the canned meals is the potential loss of power due to storms, freezer not a good option for this.
Canned food is technically only good for about 1 yr, so I get forced to eat all of this yummy stuff so we can keep everything rotated.
Posted by: PMRich at March 02, 2014 09:26 AM (KDUNf)
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Posted by: toby928© at March 02, 2014 09:39 AM (QupBk)
In 3 cups water put 1 tsp.each of salt, black pepper, dried oregano, dried basil, onion salt, dried parsley, garlic powder, a bay leaf and a 0.70 pkg. of dry Italian salad dressing mix. Bring to just boiling and pour it over a 5 lb. rump roast in a slow cooker or dutch oven. Cook until it's falling apart and shred it in the juice with a couple forks. On rolls with peppers and provolone cheese it's awesome. imho of course.
Posted by: dumbartist at March 02, 2014 09:42 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: FCF at March 02, 2014 01:27 PM (Khja4)
Lodge also makes an enameled dutch oven (like Le Creuset and Staub), in addition to their line of uncoated cast iron products. Very reasonably priced, and probably available at your local hardware store.
The addition of enameling to a cast iron product has its advantages. Some liquids and sauces can react with the patina of even a well-seasoned cast iron dutch oven. Also, an enameled dutch oven is easier to clean (i.e. you can use soap). I have both kinds, but find myself using the enameled product more frequently.
Posted by: CQD at March 02, 2014 09:47 AM (L9te5)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 02, 2014 09:50 AM (hn5v5)
(Sees price)
(Nearly coughs up a lung)
Ha! My mother is bequeathing hers to me in her will. The crazy thing is, she got them as a safety award from the refinery where my dad worked.
It's 75 here today. (I know, shut up.) Didn't feel like turning on the oven so I grilled off some chicken breasts and made a Southwestern Chopped Chicken Salad. Iceburg lettuce, scallions, red bell pepper, cilantro, avocado, corn, black beans, chicken, and a dressing made of light mayo, greek yogurt, ranch mix, and taco seasoning. It's one of my favorite warm weather dishes because I don't have to use the oven, and it's great served cold.
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Posted by: WCGreen at March 02, 2014 11:20 AM (2Jii5)
Unless you drop your 8 quart Le Creuset enameled cast iron pot onto a concrete garage floor. Don't ask me how I know this.
By then, I was so hooked on it that I had to replace it. The original one was a wedding present, and when I saw what it was going to cost to replace it, I said to my self "Damn, who got me that, and did I thank them profusely enough?"
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Posted by: Jeffrey Carter (@pointsnfigures) at March 02, 2014 02:04 PM (LnE5F)
Pork butts are still cheap at costco, and go straight into the WSM for 14 hours to provide yummy cores of various meals (you have not lived until you have pulled pork lasagna).
I use my lodge dutch oven a lot to make bread...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 02, 2014 02:24 PM (TWrD6)
Crock pots are easy, but has anybody else found crock pot dishes end up somewhat bland, no matter what spices you use? It drives me nuts - things cooked in my crock pot just don't seem to taste as good as stuff made in the Dutch oven.
Speaking of my Dutch oven, which I love, here's a tasty stew for lamb stew lovers:
Potato and lamb stew with roasted garlic:
Preheat oven to 350. Take a whole head of garlic, remove the papery skin, wrap the head in foil and bake it for 45 minutes. Cool it for 10 minutes. Separate the cloves and squeeze to extract the pulp. Toss the skins and set the garlic aside.
Heat the Dutch oven over medium-high heat and either heat up a few tbs. of olive oil or coat it with cooking spray. Add 4 cups of chopped onion, saute for 10 minutes. Add 4 cloves minced garlic (not the roasted garlic), saute another minute and then spoon the mixture into a bowl.
Dredge 2 pounds of boneless leg of lamb (cut into bite-sized pieces) in 1/2 c. of flour. Heat a tbsp. of olive oil in in the Dutch over oven medium high heat and add half the lamb mixture, sprinkled with a bit of salt and pepper. Brown the meat for 6 minutes and then add it to the onion mixture. Repeat with the rest of the lamb.
Add 1 cup of dry red wine to the pan, scraping the pan to loosen the bits. Stir in the lamb and onions and 3 cups of beef broth. Bring to a boil. Cover, reduce heat, simmer for an hour.
Stir in about 3 cups of cubed peeled sweet potatoes, 3 cups of cubed Yukon gold potatores and 2 cups of peeled parsnip slices. Cover and simmer 30 minutes.
Stir in the roasted garlic, salt and pepper to taste and 1 tbsp. fresh chopped rosemary, Simmer 10 minutes.
Serves 8. Like most stews, it's even better when reheated.
Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 02, 2014 03:02 PM (R3gO3)
Posted by: JB at March 02, 2014 04:29 PM (K/J3u)
I actually use Pepin's recipe for regular bread (only I use whole wheat flour) and then bake it in the pre-heated 450º dutch oven, comes out great.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 02, 2014 06:04 PM (TWrD6)
My mother still liked her pressure cooker, so I have had plenty of experience with them not exploding. Still, if someone tells me, "I don't know if I'd want to use a pressure cooker; they can explode, can't they?", I can only say, "Well, it has been known to happen."
I'm sure it's very rare, and most often the result of someone screwing up somehow, but as rarely as I find myself functioning at 100% I'd just as soon not take that chance. Still, if I go to your house and you're using a pressure cooker to make dinner, I'll have no problems with it. I'll trust you with one of those things more readily than I'd trust myself.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 02, 2014 06:08 PM (/96QU)
I think maybe what you're experiencing is that the potatoes soak up the flavor and dissipate it, much like pancakes soak up syrup and make its flavor disappear.
One thing I like to do occasionally with a crock-pot is take a cheap-ass roast from the "please buy this right now so we don't have to throw it away tomorrow morning" section of the supermarket, and throw it in the crock-pot with half a cup of soy sauce and half a cup of water. I then refrigerate it and scrape off the crusted grease the next day. Then, I'll tear off big hunks of that meat to supplement a pack of ramen, along with a couple of spoonfuls of the broth (although maybe aspic is a better word for it than broth, since it gelatinizes in the refrigerator). It's definitely not bland; the saltiness of the soy sauce infuses the meat nicely.
I'm tempted to try adding a little bit of vegetable matter to it sometime, maybe mushrooms, bell peppers and onions. But not potatoes, because I think potatoes really come out poorly in a crock-pot and end up making the rest of the dish weaker in the process.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 02, 2014 06:38 PM (/96QU)
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