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January 07, 2014

For The Low Price of $625, You Can Have the Complete Starter Batman Toy Set You Always Wanted
— Ace

It's not complete. Of course it's not. It comes with Bruce Wayne, Batman, and Alfred.

You still have to buy the Joker and other crap separately. I can't imagine what the Batmobile will cost. Another $300, at least?

So okay, it's absurd. I grant you that.

But...

Take a look at the ~~action figures~~ children's dollies themselves. They look like... actual people, like Christian Bale, Michael Caine, and Heath Ledger.

This is a doll

"But can you move their eyes?" you exclaim, excitedly.

Yes you can. And it's creepy.

Via @petersuderman.

And, Open Thread.

Posted by: Ace at 03:05 PM | Comments (505)
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1 racist//

Posted by: panzernashorn at January 07, 2014 03:07 PM (MhA4j)

2 How much for a Robert Gates wringing-his-hands-and-then-taking-notes doll?

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth 1.0 at January 07, 2014 03:08 PM (Q9qpj)

3 2. at first glance at Caines' doll, I was trying to figure out what was wrong with the picture of Gates...

Posted by: panzernashorn at January 07, 2014 03:10 PM (MhA4j)

4 creepy...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 07, 2014 03:10 PM (9+ccr)

5 Sideshow sells high end stuff,to adult nerds.

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2014 03:11 PM (zqvg6)

6 When Wonder Woman comes out, I have some plans for her.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 07, 2014 03:11 PM (A7zvX)

7 Yes,I have a Sideshow figure.

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2014 03:11 PM (zqvg6)

8 Is Catwoman anatomically correct?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2014 03:11 PM (8D0/R)

9 Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2014 03:12 PM (cQ2Q9)

10 Gosh, all I want is a barky Chia Pet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 03:12 PM (aDwsi)

11 wind-up toys have had mechanical parallel motion as well as contrary motion parts for centuries This doll head has to be taken apart to play with the eyes. Progress.

Posted by: panzernashorn at January 07, 2014 03:12 PM (MhA4j)

12 Sideshow is doing a line for the upcoming Godzilla movie.

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2014 03:12 PM (zqvg6)

13 Ya but can you move Batman's dick? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Ben Affleck at January 07, 2014 03:12 PM (RJMhd)

14 I have Wonder Woman's Invisible Airplane available. Highly detailed. Just send $100.00. Shipped by return mail, no charge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 03:13 PM (aDwsi)

15 This doll head has to be taken apart to play with the eyes. The Hannibal Lecter companion doll?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2014 03:13 PM (8D0/R)

16 Okay, so his eyes move, but can he dispense Pez candy?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 07, 2014 03:13 PM (A7zvX)

17 "When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child,
I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me."

At $625 what makes me think these toys aren't marketed for children? That's one reason why I can't go all libertarian like ace on some things. We as a culture have decided it's o.k. to engage in adolescent behavior way to long into adulthood.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 07, 2014 03:14 PM (IV4od)

18 16 Okay, so his eyes move, but can he dispense Pez candy? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 07, 2014 07:13 PM (A7zvX) **** Out of his crotch area!?

Posted by: Ben Affleck at January 07, 2014 03:14 PM (RJMhd)

19 Okay, so his eyes move, but can he dispense Pez candy? #twoweeks

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2014 03:15 PM (8D0/R)

20 Yea, but no Kung Fu Grip... so suck it creepy Michael Caine doll!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 07, 2014 03:15 PM (FciyD)

21 Ace-- Did you take Maet's - "what movie actor would play you in a movie" quiz?

Posted by: Ben Affleck at January 07, 2014 03:16 PM (RJMhd)

22 lowandslow - audio clip: http://www.hark.com/clips/jhtkvxkxgr-had-him-shot

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 03:16 PM (aDwsi)

23 Nerds everywhere rejoice....! And immediately run up from the basement to ask Mom if he can borrow $625.00

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 07, 2014 03:16 PM (FciyD)

24 I'd like to get me some PIV from Batman.

Posted by: Malibu Barbie at January 07, 2014 03:17 PM (A7zvX)

25 no Kung Fu Grip Not even on the Robin doll? I thought that was his superpower.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2014 03:18 PM (cQ2Q9)

26 For that kind of money, get a Fleshlight.

You'll enjoy it longer...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 07, 2014 03:18 PM (I35Ql)

27 No. No. No no no no no no no no nonononononono.

You are not going to suck me back in. No no no no no nonononono.

I finally got the Tonner monkey off my back. You're not going to lure me back in.

*paws at screen* *just a little bit*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 07, 2014 03:18 PM (Gk3SS)

28 Robin did have a very supple grip.

Posted by: Bruce Wayne at January 07, 2014 03:19 PM (A7zvX)

29 Jeez--$625 and you have to remove the back of their heads to get the eyes to roll?

Posted by: Ben Affleck at January 07, 2014 03:19 PM (RJMhd)

30 Holy shit, gimbal eyes! If I was 12 or 13 again, I'd kill it with homemade fireworks and hellfire.

Posted by: Fritz at January 07, 2014 03:20 PM (TKFmG)

31 Sideshow does have some pretty high-quality toys. I got one of their GI Joes (Dusty) and it came with a ridiculous number of accessories and parts. I put it on top of the tree instead of an angel, just to make sure King Herod doesn't try any of that Massacre of the Innocents bull.

Posted by: Rosa E. at January 07, 2014 03:20 PM (ynTYJ)

32 I still resent not receiving a Sit n' Spin when I was a kid. If they made them for adults, I'd pay a lot for it so, who am I to judge?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 03:22 PM (DmNpO)

33 Holy shit, gimbal eyes! If I was 12 or 13 again, I'd kill it with homemade fireworks and hellfire. Full sized GI Joes everywhere say "BTDT".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2014 03:22 PM (8D0/R)

34 ACE! Post a Kickstarter and use those figures as a visual aid to the podcasts....

I am in for 50!

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 03:22 PM (TE35l)

35 If I remember correctly, robin had a lot of sexual encounters offscreen

Posted by: Cicero skip at January 07, 2014 03:23 PM (KBB6S)

36 I still resent not receiving a Sit n' Spin when I was a kid. If they made them for adults, I'd pay a lot for it so, who am I to judge? aka, Office Chairs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2014 03:23 PM (8D0/R)

37 As a trained actor, I can roll my eyes at will without removing the back of my head.

Posted by: Sean Penn at January 07, 2014 03:23 PM (A7zvX)

38 "Take a look at the action figures children's dollies themselves. They look like... actual people, like Christian Bale, Michael Caine, and Heath Ledger."

Who, in their right mind, makes action figures of those people? I want Han Solo, R. Lee Ermey and Mila Jovovich.

Mila needs to come in heels.

Posted by: tangonine at January 07, 2014 03:23 PM (x3YFz)

39 32 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 07:22 PM (DmNpO)

We definitely exercised more at play in the past...

I almost want one of the old rubber balls with handles on it...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 03:24 PM (TE35l)

40 aka, Office Chairs. *** Dude! I can destroy an office chair in no time flat!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 03:24 PM (DmNpO)

41 Does it come with a ruby the size of a tangerine?

Posted by: Jim S. at January 07, 2014 03:24 PM (9w6Wp)

42 This is a truly childish society. And yes, I include myself in that.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 07, 2014 03:24 PM (celt+)

43 If they made them for adults, I'd pay a lot for it so, who am I to judge? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse It's called a Sybian and Spin

Posted by: Beto at January 07, 2014 03:24 PM (MhA4j)

44 The Shit 'n Chin was the only gift I ever wanted.

Posted by: Martin Bashir at January 07, 2014 03:24 PM (cQ2Q9)

45 Does the Batman doll have a really low growly voice with such phrases as; Swear to me!, Rachel!, I'm Batman!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 07, 2014 03:25 PM (WdbF7)

46 We definitely exercised more at play in the past... I almost want one of the old rubber balls with handles on it... They now make them with straps. Or so I've been told.....

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2014 03:25 PM (8D0/R)

47 If I remember correctly, robin had a lot of sexual encounters offscreen You don't know the half of it.

Posted by: Cato at January 07, 2014 03:26 PM (1Y+hH)

48 I didn't know that was a doll until I read the caption.

Posted by: NotCoach at January 07, 2014 03:26 PM (NJNBv)

49 17 "When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me." At $625 what makes me think these toys aren't marketed for children? That's one reason why I can't go all libertarian like ace on some things. We as a culture have decided it's o.k. to engage in adolescent behavior way to long into adulthood. Posted by: lowandslow at January 07, 2014 07:14 PM (IV4od) Well, except for the libertarian thing (I certainly wouldn't even think of regulating such things), I agree with the sentiment. We've become a society of arrested adolescents. So many people (like me) who don't have children and so many people who do and treat them like little adults. And so many people fixated on collectables. My mother, for instance, buys crap from the shopping TV networks and there isn't a bare space anywhere in the house.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 07, 2014 03:27 PM (T0NGe)

50 35 If I remember correctly, robin had a lot of sexual encounters offscreen Don't we all?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 07, 2014 03:28 PM (T0NGe)

51 I almost want one of the old rubber balls with handles on it... *** Hoppity Hop! I loved those. Have you seen the adult version? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrMkoCco6-c

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 03:29 PM (DmNpO)

52 46 rickb223 at January 07, 2014 07:25 PM (8D0/R)

Heh probably which would prevent learning recovery and daring...

you can't blame these kids for being democrats we let them be denied their daring childhoods by lawyers and schools...

hell when I was young the teacher congratulated us for best leaps out of the swings in grade school....

now they have four point crotch harnesses.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 03:29 PM (TE35l)

53 I'll come over and play... for free.

Posted by: Chucky at January 07, 2014 03:30 PM (Oeij3)

54 I love AoSHQ open threads. Its the only place on the interwebs I can say "Immanentize the Eschaton" and "Fuck Your Mother In Her Whore Mouth" in the same sentence.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 07, 2014 03:30 PM (vHRtU)

55 I can skip on that Batman toy box.

From CNN, more than 100 NYPD and NYFD indicted on falsely claiming PTSD from 9/11. And notice who brought the charges - DHS.

http://tinyurl.com/n5fg4z3

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 03:31 PM (xydLk)

Posted by: tangonine at January 07, 2014 07:23 PM (x3YFz)

Looking at their site they are making a Han Solo on a Tauntaun.

Posted by: buzzion at January 07, 2014 03:31 PM (LI48c)

57 I got Barbie's Sit N' Spin!

Posted by: Pinocchio at January 07, 2014 03:31 PM (RJMhd)

58 This is truly a great day for immature adult men everywhere!

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 03:31 PM (J5lvw)

59 I meant dysfunctional not immature.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 03:32 PM (J5lvw)

60 This is a doll That's not supposed to be Michael Caine, is it? Because to me it looks more like Edward Woodward when he was in The Equalizer.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 07, 2014 03:32 PM (G5cc0)

61 55 Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 07:31 PM (xydLk)

It'd be interesting to see the political affiliation of the accused and compare the claims of he uncharged.

The thing is once they get far enough down the pike the Radical dems are gonna purge the union dems...

it'll be funny....except I'll be in Camp Four probably.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 03:32 PM (TE35l)

62 34 ACE! Post a Kickstarter and use those figures as a visual aid to the podcasts.... I am in for 50! Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 07:22 PM (TE35l) Nonsense. Start a Kickstarter for the podcast so the tin can and string microphones they're using can be upgraded to something resembling actual technology!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2014 03:33 PM (oFCZn)

63 > Edward Woodward when he was in The Equalizer. 110% !!!!!! Man, he was Awesome! And his sidekick, whatshisbucket: "And you need a looney to stick his finger in the fan?"

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 07, 2014 03:33 PM (vHRtU)

64 Love the dolphin story at Drudge. People freed it and now it likes people. That sort of mimics how I imagine humans and wolves hitting it off to create dogs. Of course people should not bug wild dolphins and so on.

Posted by: Beagle at January 07, 2014 03:35 PM (sOtz/)

65 For a micro-second I read that as "Ed Wood" and not "Edward Woodward" The mental image was not something for the weak of heart.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 03:35 PM (xydLk)

66 "Nobody will be able to question your devotion to all things Batman after they see this sitting on your bedroom mantle."

It will keep you a virgin that's for sure.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 07, 2014 03:35 PM (WdbF7)

67 I dunno, they all look kind of rapey to me. In a PIV, heteronormative kind of way, of course.

Posted by: Witchwind at January 07, 2014 03:35 PM (pginn)

68 55. Anna Puma
First people I thought about after reading the article were all the firefighters, police and port authority people that died on 9/11. This is a slap in the face to the families of those that died that day. No honor.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 07, 2014 03:36 PM (GfBk2)

69 People freed it and now it likes people. *** Which will be its demise.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 03:36 PM (DmNpO)

70 people should not bug wild dolphins and so on. I don't know about that, sailor.

Posted by: hornyfemaledolphin at January 07, 2014 03:36 PM (cQ2Q9)

71 "Nobody will be able to question your devotion to all things Batman after they see this sitting on your bedroom mantle." **** I'm guessing the guy who purchases this doesn't have visitors to his bedroom.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 03:37 PM (DmNpO)

72 In Peruvia dolphins are so abundant they're known as Sea Weasels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 07, 2014 03:38 PM (A7zvX)

73 Is Ace gonna review the season premier of Girls?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 03:38 PM (J5lvw)

74 Completely O/T Walmart health insurance better than Obama care, so says insurance industry. http://tinyurl.com/kxou2zm

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 03:38 PM (0FSuD)

75 72 Cicero (@cicero) at January 07, 2014 07:38 PM (A7zvX)

FUCK YOU WHALE AND FUCK YOU DOLPHIN!

//Translated from the Peruvian

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 03:39 PM (TE35l)

76 Pfft. What kind of loser would buy more than two or three of these sets (one to play with, one to preserve, and one for back-up!)?

A total loser, that's for sure.

Posted by: Kensington at January 07, 2014 03:39 PM (H84UO)

77 Walmart health insurance better than Obama care, so says insurance industry. http://tinyurl.com/kxou2zm Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 07:38 PM (0FSuD) If that's true boy oh boy will that chap some liberal ass. They hate Walmart. *giggle*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2014 03:40 PM (oFCZn)

78 $625 for three dolls? What are you, high?

Posted by: CAC at January 07, 2014 03:40 PM (DqlhY)

79 John Lilly, an acid dropper and colleague of Tim Leary, did massive research on dolphins in the early 60's. His primary pre-doc assistant was female (and smokin hot). The male dolphins did everything the possibly could to rape her. Endlessly. Because male dolphins are OG legit PIV rapists (no shit). She ended up jacking them off and who knows what more. Even the hand jobs were more than most journals would publish them at that time. Dolphins are not benign sea faeries.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 07, 2014 03:42 PM (vHRtU)

80 That's no doll...

Posted by: Zulu puppetmaster/warrior at January 07, 2014 03:42 PM (R6JT1)

81 "Do me a solid, buddy.
I owned your action figure
and I never made you have sex with another dude
like I did with Spock and the butt-headed alien
from The Menagerie.
Sick shit.
I made Spock pork his cerebellum.
I brought the Gorn in on the hot gay alien sex too
three-way skull-porking man-on-man-on-lizard action.
But not with you.
With you--
always with the respect."

Mr. Ace o' Spades, from the classic "Elegy for a Chief Engineer", on the passing of James Doohan.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 07, 2014 03:42 PM (TM1p8)

82 Very lifelike. Like a politician.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 07, 2014 03:43 PM (inW4J)

83 She ended up jacking them off and who knows what more. Even the hand jobs were more than most journals would publish them at that time. Fucking hominid sluts! Always trying to steal all the fine sea sausage.

Posted by: hornyfemaledolphin at January 07, 2014 03:44 PM (cQ2Q9)

84 Not to throw marijuana on the fire, but we just had another apartment go all splodey here today because of a pot grow. It seems that not all of the marijuana folks here in the Seattle area are the highbrow intellectual sorts.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 07, 2014 03:44 PM (RZ8pf)

85 They're making "The Equalizer" movie, Denzel Washington. Should be out this year.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 07, 2014 03:44 PM (IV4od)

86 Denzel Washington? Oh, FUCK THAT in the ass, dry, with a habanero condom...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 07, 2014 03:45 PM (vHRtU)

87 Oh, FUCK THAT in the ass, dry, with a habanero condom... Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 07, 2014 07:45 PM (vHRtU) When Barney does that it HURTS, sooo good.

Posted by: Barney's wife at January 07, 2014 03:46 PM (0FSuD)

88 Has the HQ covered this bit of spider-freakiness yet?

What made these strange web towers in the Amazon: http://tinyurl.com/mn5pdo4

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 07, 2014 03:47 PM (KSjsb)

89 It's funny how someday Capitol One's slogan will also be what we hear daily from the National Police. What's in your wallet?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 03:47 PM (J5lvw)

90 45

Does the Batman doll have a really low growly voice with such phrases as; Swear to me!, Rachel!, I'm Batman!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 07, 2014 07:25 PM (WdbF7)

"Harvey Dent... Can he be trusted?"

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 07, 2014 03:47 PM (M5T54)

91 I think I'm going to be sick.

Posted by: Commissioner Gordon at January 07, 2014 03:48 PM (SE8wF)

92 Yeah...he totes puts me in mind of the original...

I hear Bill Murray is gonna be Shaft in the NEW remake...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 03:49 PM (TE35l)

93 I don't care about the dolls, I want the costumes. Where can I get the costumes like all the kool cosplayers have.

Posted by: Solum Rinsum at January 07, 2014 03:49 PM (CjCfr)

Ah.... at $625 per pop, wait til younger brother (son) blow it up with a M80...

Hahahahahaha...

Posted by: Havildar -- Major at January 07, 2014 03:50 PM (kduZC)

95 OT
More Victims of Gun Control
Former Miss Venezuela and British ex-husband shot dead by robbers.

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at January 07, 2014 03:50 PM (5ikDv)

96 To own something tangible, to physically hold in your hands what you could formerly only watch on a screen. Is that necessarily a childish impulse? People like to collect knickknacks.

Posted by: Eton Cox at January 07, 2014 03:50 PM (q177U)

97 You could make a bong out of those dolls.

Posted by: Kensington at January 07, 2014 03:52 PM (H84UO)

98 Mila Jovovich. No thanks.....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 07, 2014 03:53 PM (inW4J)

99 97 You could make a bong out of those dolls. Don't tell CAC.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 03:53 PM (0FSuD)

100 I just glanced. Thought it was a picture of Michael Caine.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 07, 2014 03:55 PM (Iyg03)

101 That realistic a doll would creep me out. Watched too many twilight zone episodes. I am trying to hold my iPad and type and my damn boobs keep getting in the way.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 07, 2014 03:57 PM (RZ8pf)

102

Just got back. My question is, if, let's say I bought a Catwoman action figure, would she be, you know, anatomically correct?

I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Soona at January 07, 2014 03:57 PM (rJc6l)

103

@79 John Lilly, an acid dropper and colleague of Tim Leary, did massive research on dolphins in the early 60's. His primary pre-doc assistant was female (and smokin hot). The male dolphins did everything the possibly could to rape her. Endlessly. Because male dolphins are OG legit PIV rapists (no shit). She ended up jacking them off and who knows what more. Even the hand jobs were more than most journals would publish them at that time.

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You know, I'm kind of surprised that the dolphins can recognize human females as "female". Though I doubt anyone really knows, I'm curious what tips male dolphins off that a member of a completely different species is female.

Posted by: junior at January 07, 2014 03:57 PM (UWFpX)

104 85 They're making "The Equalizer" movie, Denzel Washington. Should be out this year. Posted by: lowandslow at January 07, 2014 07:44 PM (IV4od) Great.....another series I liked shot to shit because it just has to have a black guy in it. I suppose he'll be gay, also.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 07, 2014 03:57 PM (inW4J)

105 "On the Waterfront" 1954 story about unions with Brando is on TCM at 8. It won EIGHT Oscars. If you haven't seen it and can tear yourself away from O'R it is worth the time. http://tinyurl.com/5k5bc3

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 03:58 PM (0FSuD)

106 You know, I'm kind of surprised that the dolphins can recognize human females as "female". Though I doubt anyone really knows, I'm curious what tips male dolphins off that a member of a completely different species is female. Posted by: junior at January 07, 2014 07:57 PM (UWFpX) We weren't sure but we suspected it was her good luck tuna she wore to work.

Posted by: John Lilly at January 07, 2014 03:59 PM (oFCZn)

107 101 That realistic a doll would creep me out. Watched too many twilight zone episodes. My name's Talking Tina and I don't think I like you....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 07, 2014 04:00 PM (inW4J)

108 I am trying to hold my iPad and type and my damn boobs keep getting in the way. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 07, 2014 07:57 PM (RZ8pf I'm sure the NSA appreciates the cam view!

Posted by: Havedash at January 07, 2014 04:00 PM (G1XMn)

109

@95 OT
More Victims of Gun Control
Former Miss Venezuela and British ex-husband shot dead by robbers.

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A bit more information on that. Apparently she'd moved to the US after winning the title. She and her husband were visiting Venezuela when they were attacked.

Score another one for everyones' favorite South American Peoples' Paradise.

Posted by: junior at January 07, 2014 04:00 PM (UWFpX)

110 BTW, I just looked. You can't buy an adult version of Sit n' Spin. With the combo of adults who won't grow up and the adults who long to reminisce, the toy companies are missing out. Wanna bet low tech would sell big?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 04:01 PM (DmNpO)

111 Though I doubt anyone really knows, I'm curious what tips male dolphins off that a member of a completely different species is female. It's the stink.

Posted by: hornyfemaledolphin at January 07, 2014 04:01 PM (cQ2Q9)

112 @105 Just reading the wiki on the flick. Eva Marie Saint first flick. She's famous for..... North by Northwest, Hitchcock thriller with Cary. http://tinyurl.com/258ygf

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 04:01 PM (0FSuD)

113 On PBS now: The Poisoner's Handbook, about NYC's first forensic pathologist

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 04:01 PM (DmNpO)

114 I am going to guess that females and males smell different to a dolphin and us females smell more closely like female dolphins.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 07, 2014 04:01 PM (RZ8pf)

115 Moving the eyes by hand is not exactly a major breakthrough.

Posted by: George Lynch at January 07, 2014 04:01 PM (h+2SD)

116 And on AMC, Braveheart

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 04:02 PM (DmNpO)

117 105 "On the Waterfront" 1954 story about unions with Brando is on TCM at 8. It won EIGHT Oscars. If you haven't seen it and can tear yourself away from O'R it is worth the time. http://tinyurl.com/5k5bc3 Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 07:58 PM (0FSuD) Seen it. Numerous times. Too many numerous times. Brando is/was vastly overrated and the story is hyperbolated crap. Sorry...

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 07, 2014 04:02 PM (inW4J)

118 NDH I was going to buy that book but the reviewers slaughtered it on Amazon. Well the scientist ones did. Tell me if the show is any good.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 07, 2014 04:03 PM (RZ8pf)

119 oh, please, who gives two shits about Batman? Yeah, ok, lots of people, but the link to the new Hubble deep space photo... fantastic...!

Posted by: Mallfly at January 07, 2014 04:04 PM (bJm7W)

120 116 And on AMC, Braveheart Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 08:02 PM (DmNpO) If my choice is FREEEEEEEDOMMMMM! or STELLLLLLAAAAAAHH.. I choose freedom.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 07, 2014 04:04 PM (inW4J)

121 Re: Dolphins . It's the bewbs , morons .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 07, 2014 04:04 PM (XWw96)

122 Love the dolphin story at Drudge. People freed it and now it likes people. That sort of mimics how I imagine humans and wolves hitting it off to create dogs.

Of course people should not bug wild dolphins and so on.

Posted by: Beagle at January 07, 2014 07:35 PM (sOtz/)

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The dolphin just wants to rape them.

Posted by: Soona at January 07, 2014 04:05 PM (rJc6l)

123 Batman reminds me that my son and I watched an episode of that nerd reality show on TBS today. It was weird. Batman featured in the episode we watched.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 07, 2014 04:05 PM (RZ8pf)

124 Does that Batman doll have nipples? The real Batman had nipples.

Posted by: Joel Schumacher at January 07, 2014 04:07 PM (8ZskC)

125 Does that Batman doll have nipples? The real Batman had nipples.

Posted by: Joel Schumacher at January 07, 2014 08:07 PM (8ZskC)

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To hell with Batman. Does Catwoman have nipples.

Posted by: Soona at January 07, 2014 04:08 PM (rJc6l)

126 I'm so excited. Tonight I will continue to learn more about becoming a genuine badass from Boyd Crowder. Oorah.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 07, 2014 04:10 PM (Dwehj)

127 You can totes buy adult Hoppity Hops!!!! http://t.co/PV4LgfUqby

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 04:10 PM (DmNpO)

128 Doll?

Now, that's a doll.

http://tinyurl.com/q64we2w

Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at January 07, 2014 04:10 PM (8ZskC)

129 N.J. Supreme Court overturns arrest of man found with 13 bags of cocaine TUESDAY JANUARY 7, 2014, 1:58 PM BY MICHAEL PHILLIS STATEHOUSE BUREAU THE RECORD PRINT | E-MAIL The Supreme Court ruled that a man found with 13 bags of crack cocaine was arrested and searched unlawfully in a unanimous decision Tuesday. The court decided the search was illegal because the officer didnÂ’t have probable cause to make an arrest. Â“Momentarily leaning against a building, or an upraised porch, on a city block, would not be considered loitering to an objectively reasonable citizen,Â” the court said with Justice Barry Albin writing for the majority. In 2007, a police officer saw David Gibson momentarily leaning against a porch in the city of Burlington where a Â“no loiteringÂ” sign was posted nearby. At around 3:20 a.m. as Gibson was walking away from the area, the officer stopped him for questioning. The complaint said Gibson told the officer his name and why he was out at such an early hour. The officer thought Gibson was very excited and evasive but did not provide evidence of his beliefs. After their conversation, the officer arrested Gibson for intent to commit a defiant trespass. When Gibson was back at the station he was searched and the crack cocaine was discovered. GibsonÂ’s lawyer was not immediately available for comment. Â“If Gibson was not loitering, then [the officer] could not have formed a well-grounded suspicion that Gibson was defiantly trespassing,Â” the opinion said. Â“Therefore, the record does not support that [the officer] had probable cause to arrest Gibson for defiant trespass.Â” The decision overturns an appeals court ruling that upheld the arrest. The drug evidence seized in the search now cannot be used as evidence, according to the court. A Harvard Grad i suppose? The law is an ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2014 04:10 PM (t3UFN)

130 Obligatory Twilight Zone thread compliance link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj1Xn3VB818

Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2014 04:10 PM (sdi6R)

131 I'm so excited. Tonight I will continue to learn more about becoming a genuine badass from Boyd Crowder. Oorah. *** I read that as "Oprah" You can imagine my confusion.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 04:11 PM (DmNpO)

132 NDH I was going to buy that book but the reviewers slaughtered it on Amazon. Well the scientist ones did. Tell me if the show is any good. **** So far, pretty good, and I love that it was filmed to look like that era.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 04:13 PM (DmNpO)

133 I just checked Amazon and it has 4.5 stars.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 04:14 PM (DmNpO)

134 Does Catwoman have nipples? Didn't you see Havoc? They are spectacular!

Posted by: Havedash at January 07, 2014 04:14 PM (G1XMn)

135 127 You can totes buy adult Hoppity Hops!!!! http://t.co/PV4LgfUqby Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 08:10 PM (DmNpO) Sweet.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 07, 2014 04:14 PM (GEICT)

136 Sweet. *** I want the Republican version but I kinda like the idea of sitting and squashing the Dem version

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 04:15 PM (DmNpO)

137 114 I am going to guess that females and males smell different to a dolphin and us females smell more closely like female dolphins.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 07, 2014 08:01 PM (RZ8pf)

You do realize you just said women smell like an animal from the ocean.

Posted by: buzzion at January 07, 2014 04:15 PM (LI48c)

138 are they um anatomically correct? asking for a friend

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 07, 2014 04:16 PM (RLTt1)

139 Regarding the shooting of the schizophrenic kid: if the DA was present, then the "we don't have time for this" might have been because of the DA, for whatever reason. Scenario 1: The cop didn't want to appear inefficient in front of the DA: in which case he meant to draw his Taser and made a human factors error in his self-induced stress to not appear bad. Scenario 2: Because he felt the kid was a ticking time bomb, that the DA would do nothing, and that it was time to remove a known threat to the community, like putting down a rabid dog--and the cop felt a plausible deniability threshold had kicked in that nobody would be able to challenge.

Posted by: Logicus at January 07, 2014 04:16 PM (kisrp)

140 I want the Republican version but I kinda like the idea of sitting and squashing the Dem version Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 08:15 PM (DmNpO) We need tetherball with Dem faces painted on.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 07, 2014 04:16 PM (GEICT)

141 Scenario 1: The cop didn't want to appear inefficient in front of the DA: in which case he meant to draw his Taser and made a human factors error in his self-induced stress to not appear bad. Incredibly unlikely. Gun and taser are on opposite hips and are holstered in opposite directions.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 07, 2014 04:17 PM (GEICT)

142 You could make a bong out of those dolls.

You keep your weed in there.

Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 04:19 PM (QupBk)

143 I will have that topped thanks to the $8000~ BATMAN arcade game I got a few weeks ago

Posted by: Arcadehero at January 07, 2014 04:20 PM (27BfC)

144

@141 Incredibly unlikely.

Gun and taser are on opposite hips and are holstered in opposite directions.

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Besides, hadn't the kid already been tasered?

Posted by: junior at January 07, 2014 04:20 PM (UWFpX)

145 If you put the Michael Caine doll in your vagina, does that count as PIV, and thus heteronormative rape? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: wooga at January 07, 2014 04:21 PM (EWcYM)

146 I want to see both Republican and Democrat delegates using Hippity-Hops at their next conventions. It's about the only thing that could get me to watch them.

Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2014 04:21 PM (sdi6R)

147 To hell with Batman. Does Catwoman have nipples. Posted by: Soona at January 07, 2014 08:08 PM (rJc6l) Like pencil erasers.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 07, 2014 04:21 PM (yz6yg)

148

@145 If you put the Michael Caine doll in your vagina, does that count as PIV, and thus heteronormative rape? Asking for a friend.

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Umm... let's just assumed "Yes".

And if "your friend" tries it, PLEASE don't post pictures.

Posted by: junior at January 07, 2014 04:22 PM (UWFpX)

149 Shouldn't Catwoman have, you know, more than two nipples because cats.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2014 04:23 PM (oFCZn)

150 twitmonico ‏@twitmonico 10m @mflynny @MangyLover I will buy one for someone on twitter if they video themselves jumping on it. FOR REALZ Want a Hoppity Hop? BC, this one's yours for the taking!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 04:23 PM (DmNpO)

151 Shouldn't Catwoman have, you know, more than two nipples because cats. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2014 08:23 PM (oFCZn) I really think that's a question alexthechick must weigh in on.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 07, 2014 04:23 PM (yz6yg)

152 http://tinyurl.com/n9pqfyh

Every one of these Prog bastages need a Media Nut-kick and primaried back to the front-porch.

We can see where they Friends of Choom stand on supporting Americans or Amigos....

Posted by: fred zeppelin at January 07, 2014 04:26 PM (YuUoQ)

153 Want a Hoppity Hop? BC, this one's yours for the taking! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 08:23 PM (DmNpO) I think making a fool of myself once was enough. I'll let someone else take that one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 07, 2014 04:27 PM (GEICT)

154 @117 Seen it. Numerous times. Too many numerous times. Brando is/was vastly overrated and the story is hyperbolated crap. I agree, I've seen it too many times. If you haven't seen it though, which is what I said, it's worth the first viewing.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 04:27 PM (0FSuD)

155 What's with the Carvilles on O'R? They must be selling a book, they were on 60 minutes Sunday.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 04:28 PM (0FSuD)

156 I coulda been a contendah, instead of a bum, which is what Iyam.

Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 04:29 PM (QupBk)

157 I, Yam by Isaac Asimov

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 04:30 PM (J5lvw)

158 Someone asked for Catwoman? The more retro Hush one. And far cheaper than those yo-yos will charge.

http://www.hlj.com/product/MEDRAH-625/Act

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 04:30 PM (xydLk)

159 sorry that's a little out of my price range
or my interest level, really

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 04:31 PM (cnS/d)

160 It always strikes me when I see scenes from the 1800's in color. As if they lived in a black and white world.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 04:32 PM (DmNpO)

161 157 I, Yam Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 08:30 PM (J5lvw) Mark Levin read "I, Pencil" on his show tonight.

Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2014 04:33 PM (sdi6R)

162 I think making a fool of myself once was enough. I'll let someone else take that one. *** Which time is that?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 04:33 PM (DmNpO)

163 If there's a Harley Quinn, I'll buy.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 04:33 PM (doBIb)

164 Man ass smells a whole lot different from vagina...

Posted by: Phil Robertson at January 07, 2014 04:33 PM (laFnp)

165 Really? I just left Levin about 15 min ago when I walked into the gym. Or rather the va-gym-na I am now at. Planet Fitness.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 04:34 PM (J5lvw)

166 I, Yam By Popeye the Sailor Man

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2014 04:35 PM (oFCZn)

167 Which time is that? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 08:33 PM (DmNpO) *narrows eyes* Veeery funny.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 07, 2014 04:36 PM (GEICT)

168 163 If there's a Harley Quinn, I'll buy. Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 08:33 PM (doBIb) I was thinking about you the other day during a convo on twitter about Ms. Quinn. Funny as hell.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 07, 2014 04:37 PM (GEICT)

169 Harley Quinn 1/6th scale action to be on the look out for.

http://www.hlj.com/product/SST61004/Act

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 04:37 PM (xydLk)

170 I was thinking about you the other day during a convo on twitter about Ms. Quinn. Funny as hell. Really?

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 04:39 PM (doBIb)

171 164 Man ass smells a whole lot different from vagina... Posted by: Phil Robertson at January 07, 2014 08:33 PM (laFn It sure does!

Posted by: Barney at January 07, 2014 04:39 PM (0FSuD)

172 Planet Fitness.

Ah, the No Judgement Zone. Still seeking the white whale, eh?

Posted by: dick cheese at January 07, 2014 04:39 PM (QupBk)

173 "One ping Dimitry!"

"Squee!" *ping*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 04:40 PM (xydLk)

174 Really? Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 08:39 PM (doBIb) Yup. JackM had a hilariously drawn out theory that early Jenny McCarthy (MTV Host era) was the real life Harley Quinn.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 07, 2014 04:41 PM (GEICT)

175

Is there a cocoa colored mannequin that looks like a jugeared dumbass that walks about smiling and stuttering like Chauncey Gardiner?

Cuz if there were, we could throw it in the white house and all kinds of stupid assed liberals will follow it around like lemmings, or rats more precisely.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at January 07, 2014 04:41 PM (HQml1)

176 I still need to watch Primer, which I was going to watch last night if the ballgame turned into a boring rout. Boy928 swears its the best indy film made for $7k ever.

Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 04:42 PM (QupBk)

177 I bet Pajama Boy has a set of those in his room. Down in the basement.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2014 04:42 PM (P6QsQ)

178 Yup. JackM had a hilariously drawn out theory that early Jenny McCarthy (MTV Host era) was the real life Harley Quinn. Blonde? Check! Bewbs? Check! Ditzy? Check! Yup. She would've made a HQ.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 04:43 PM (doBIb)

179 176 I still need to watch Primer, which I was going to watch last night if the ballgame turned into a boring rout. Boy928 swears its the best indy film made for $7k ever. You'll need to watch it at least 25 times.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 04:44 PM (doBIb)

180 HQ to EC, "Oh Puddins!!!"

HQ wraps arms about EC, "You say the nicest things!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 04:44 PM (xydLk)

181 Primer will make you angry.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 04:44 PM (BHAyP)

182 I must have this: FLIR Systems Introduces First Thermal Imager Designed for Smartphones http://is.gd/XH2XRd

Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 04:44 PM (QupBk)

183 10 Gosh, all I want is a barky Chia Pet. Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 07:12 PM (aDwsi) Guess there was extreme disappointment on Xmas morning @ the Hammer home.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2014 04:45 PM (HVff2)

184 Oh, this looks like fun! http://tinyurl.com/khadfer

Posted by: Client #9 at January 07, 2014 04:45 PM (0FSuD)

185 Is this another vote for longbows?
http://www.hlj.com/product/meg71430

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 04:45 PM (xydLk)

186 Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2014 08:10 PM (t3UFN) But Gabe's phone calls can be monitored because he might call a terrorist! Hmmm.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 07, 2014 04:45 PM (o3MSL)

187 Yup. She would've made a HQ. Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 08:43 PM (doBIb) It was even better than that. It may take a while, but I'll see if I can find it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 07, 2014 04:45 PM (GEICT)

188 Primer will make you angry.

You found it unsatisfactory?

Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 04:46 PM (QupBk)

189 I feel that Primer was poorly edited in the last 20 minutes. It became convoluted.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 04:49 PM (BHAyP)

190 You boys and your sex toys. tsk tsk

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 07, 2014 04:50 PM (Qev5V)

191 Primer made the exciting idea of time travel incredibly boring.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 04:51 PM (doBIb)

192 Here we go EC. I'm just copying his tweets, not what was tweeted to him. All it takes is one! Ok here is my theory...McCarthy first came to my attention (and I'm assuming many others) back in the early 90'sÂ…. The first time I remember seeing her, she was vamping it up on that horrible MTV game show "Singled Out." But McCarthy was differentÂ… Than your typical pinup babe...her onscreen persona carried an unusual attitude. In those Singled Out episodes she came off with an edge.. And that edge was animated by what seemed to be...Malice. She seemed to dislike the contestants on the show and seemed more of an anti-host. Now, combine this with her other characteristic (she bounced around set like a hyper cheerleader on meth) and you were leftÂ… With an unusual hostess. In fact, I always had the impression that she built an image to intentionally suggest she walked a fine lineÂ… As if she were trying for "constructively crazy" as an established imageÂ… Any way a handful of years later, many of which were renowned for their wildness, this image remained... In fact, her image was such that when she dated Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura seemed the stable one in that package... It was during this period that DC brought a new character to the forefront: a hot, crazy villain in love with the Joker: Harley Quinn. A character that seemed to mirror the malicious aspects of @Jennymccarthy and her relationship to her own Joker, Carrey. So that's my theory. Is it true? No idea. But every time I see her, I have no trouble picturing her with a giant hammer smashing things up. But it's true, right? Didn't JM always seem like a Proto Harley? She seemed oddly chaotic for chaos sake.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 07, 2014 04:51 PM (GEICT)

193 Does this seller have a Kate Upton action figure with boobehs capable of both in-phase and out-of-phase independent rotation?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2014 04:52 PM (8Fl6F)

194 For a micro-second I read that as "Ed Wood" and not "Edward Woodward" The mental image was not something for the weak of heart.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 07:35 PM

I blame your stupid mind. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Posted by: ed d. wood jr. at January 07, 2014 04:53 PM (9gNQd)

195 Misanthropic - Plenty available on Ebay. Others view them as 'collectibles', I view them as something for my cat to feed on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 04:54 PM (aDwsi)

196 I feel that Primer was poorly edited in the last 20 minutes. It became convoluted.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 08:49 PM (BHAyP)

That sucks, We like an ending that is simple and unambiguous.

Posted by: Lost Writers at January 07, 2014 04:54 PM (3qZbZ)

197 Alberta - Further clarification needed. By 'in phase', do you mean counter rotating?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 04:55 PM (aDwsi)

198 We like an ending that is simple and unambiguous.

*nods*

Posted by: M. Night Shamalamadingdong at January 07, 2014 04:55 PM (QupBk)

199 I still don't understand the end of Lost. Plus, the ommiasion of Mr Ecko from the finale compounded the finale's failure.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 04:56 PM (BHAyP)

200 Barky Chia Pet + catapult = DHS visit?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 04:57 PM (xydLk)

201 AtC, I collect Tonner still. Although I suppose you were more into the superhero stuff, whereas I'm more into the fashion stuff.

I think the issue with toys for today's adults relates more to discretionary income and less than to maturity. I'm a responsible mother of two relatively mature, responsible teen-age girls. I also like to collect dolls, because they're pretty and I like fashion and clothes. I don't consider it any different than comic books, or stamps, or table top war gaming, with all the paraphanelia that can come with THAT. It's something adults can do because our society has discretionary income and manufacturing capabilities.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 07, 2014 04:58 PM (yE8uc)

202
For The Low Price of $625, You Can Have the Complete Starter Batman Toy Set

Or you can spend that amount of money on a date and have sex.

Choose -- wisely.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 07, 2014 04:59 PM (kdS6q)

203 By 'in phase', do you mean counter rotating?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 08:55 PM (aDwsi)

That. And then there's reciprocation to consider, too. So there's that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2014 04:59 PM (8Fl6F)

204 Gates book made TFG do something about Benghazi per Washington Post- http://tinyurl.com/n7ly2y They arrested a former Gitmo detainee & are going to designate three more as terrorist groups.

Posted by: Carol at January 07, 2014 05:00 PM (z4WKX)

205 The character of Harley Quinn was created by Paul Dini for his college friend, Arleen Sorkin, for a small part in the animated series back in the early 90's. JackM was close.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 05:00 PM (doBIb)

206 AoP, just don't take the Kate Upton 'action' figure to Australia. Might cause a wobble in the planet's orbit.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 05:00 PM (xydLk)

207 Do they hide under your bed at night and then slash your ankles with a butcher knife?

Posted by: Chuck and his spawn at January 07, 2014 05:00 PM (/cUUk)

208 I see what the creators are up to here. Luxury level Beanie Babies for adults. If this first run moves well, there are many more planned, complete with trading on ebay, desperate collectors fighting in stores, the full catastrophe. Interesting play, we'll see if it takes off.

Posted by: Cato at January 07, 2014 05:01 PM (1Y+hH)

209 Or you can spend that amount of money on a date and have sex. Choose -- wisely.

$625 might get you Sydney Leathers's attention. Not sure about Ashley Dupre.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2014 05:01 PM (Xfl0F)

210 re 145: I might have been the first one to link to that PIV retard site a few days ago. I really wanted to ask, if, as the well known expert on human behavior and psychology Andrew Dice Clay would put it, a guy banging a chick is bad, what about one chick with a strap-on, a really big one with bumps and ripples and six freshly charged D batteries, banging another chick? I mean, the trouser pole is bad but a double duty buzzing latex cuke is okay? And what about two homos, isn't it also rape when one queen wham-bam-thank-you-man butt bangs another, aren't they also repressed by Mr Hetero Patriarchy?

The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt feed the hungry and clothe the naked, but probably shalt not try to educate idiots who are stubbornly clinging to their idiocy.

Posted by: Mallfly at January 07, 2014 05:02 PM (bJm7W)

211 Anyone here old enough to remember Julie Newmar as a sexy robot in the old TV series, "My Living Doll"? And she was life-sized, too.

Posted by: Bob Cummings at January 07, 2014 05:02 PM (/cUUk)

212 Do they hide under your bed at night and then slash your ankles with a butcher knife?

Only if the switch gets bumped from GOOD to EVIL.

Posted by: M. Night Shamalamadingdong at January 07, 2014 05:02 PM (QupBk)

213 You can keep these high quality collectibles on the shelf next to your virginity.

Posted by: --- at January 07, 2014 05:02 PM (MMC8r)

214 That. And then there's reciprocation to consider, too. So there's that. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon I like it when they slap together and flatten vertically for an instant. Only applies to naturals, obviously.

Posted by: Cato at January 07, 2014 05:03 PM (1Y+hH)

215 Well its not Kate Upton and its not pose-able... geez she is gonna topple over..

http://www.hlj.com/product/QSX48560/Fig

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 05:03 PM (xydLk)

216 You can keep these high quality collectibles on the shelf next to your virginity.

*Snort*

Posted by: M. Night Shamalamadingdong at January 07, 2014 05:04 PM (QupBk)

217 I have 3 sets of deads to do and I'm done. Can't get ass off bench though..

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 05:04 PM (BHAyP)

218 /Super Friends voice: On Must. Move. Now.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 05:05 PM (BHAyP)

219 I have 3 sets of deads to do and I'm done. ---------------------- I'm not even going to ask....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 05:05 PM (aDwsi)

220 Or you can spend that amount of money on a date and have sex. Choose -- wisely. $625 might get you Sydney Leathers's attention. Not sure about Ashley Dupre. *** $625 is a very nice dinner and a new trinket from Tiffany. That will get you laid.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 05:05 PM (DmNpO)

221 dumbass sidekick sock

Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2014 05:06 PM (1Y+hH)

222 I didn't read the article. Are they anatomically correct, IYKWIM?

Posted by: Eliot Sprtizher at January 07, 2014 05:06 PM (/cUUk)

223 $625 is a very nice dinner and a new trinket from Tiffany. That will get you laid. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 09:05 PM (DmNpO) $625??? In this economy? It better get me her and her best friend. Otherwise, no deal.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 07, 2014 05:07 PM (GEICT)

224 I got a haircut at discount Men's Night at Fantastic Sams and it is worth what I paid for it, which is to say, it sucks. I look forward to retirement and growing my Jesus hair back out, but white this time, like a handsomer Kenny Stabler.

Posted by: M. Night Shamalamadingdong at January 07, 2014 05:09 PM (QupBk)

225 You found it unsatisfactory? Is this Talk Like Mr Spock Day? Or are you my Robot Buddy?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 05:10 PM (BHAyP)

226 Part of me wonders why adults buy these things. The other half is reminded who bought the majority of model train kits, even before I was born. So yeah, this I call a wash.

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 07, 2014 05:10 PM (m9V0o)

227 /predictable director sock off

Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 05:10 PM (QupBk)

228
The Joker one is really creepy because ya know.... dead guy.

That said, feeling my oats today all minorly proud cause the furnace went out and after calling around and no one could get here until tomorrow, read the owners manual and some stuff on the interwebs and diagnosed and fixed the problem.

Wahoo, $200 bucks or so saved. *Shoves a peacock feather in by butt, struts around*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 07, 2014 05:11 PM (n0DEs)

229 Did Kenny Stabler play for the Raiders? But was first drafted by the Patriots but they canned him because they saw no potential?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 05:11 PM (BHAyP)

230 I look like the OY! Guy from the old battery commercials.

Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 05:11 PM (QupBk)

231 Dolphins can't smell anything. They don't have that sense. On the other hand, they do have sonar, so they can just look inside to do a sex check.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 07, 2014 05:12 PM (BqW72)

232 Argh! This PBS show is really great and damning to prohibition. And, right now, they are talking about how folks used to play with radium.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 05:13 PM (DmNpO)

233 From reading lefty blogs it seems that Koch Bros. are the Emmanuel Goldstein du jour, a trope being pushed extra-hard this week, no doubt ramping up for the upcoming mid-terms.

Posted by: Doll Face at January 07, 2014 05:14 PM (/cUUk)

234 On the other hand, they do have sonar, so they can just look inside to do a sex check. Not that the bastards care, mind you.

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 07, 2014 05:14 PM (m9V0o)

235 the OY! guy was in a failed tv series called HIGHWAYMAN because of that battery ad

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 05:14 PM (BHAyP)

236 Don't compare model trains with dolls. Ever.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 07, 2014 05:14 PM (8FyP4)

237 how folks used to play with radium. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse ----------------- You're not of the generation that X-rayed their feet at Buster Shoe Stores, are you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 05:15 PM (aDwsi)

238 at Buster Brown[/i Shoe Stores,

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 05:15 PM (aDwsi)

239

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 05:15 PM (aDwsi)

240 Did Kenny Stabler play for the Raiders?

Duh! And the drafted him, so I don't know where the Patriots come in. He ended up sucking pretty badly at New Orleans, but well, you know, the Ai'nts.

Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 05:15 PM (QupBk)

241 Uh, oh...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 05:15 PM (aDwsi)

242 the OY! guy was in a failed tv series called HIGHWAYMAN because of that battery ad I remember that. He had a tractor trailer that had a helicopter in the back.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 05:16 PM (doBIb)

243 Just caught a whiff of the barrel...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 05:16 PM (aDwsi)

244 Don't compare model trains with dolls. Ever. Enthusiast? Seriously, I had a friend in school was was seriously into those--I only wish I had the patience to set up some of the layouts I saw!

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 07, 2014 05:16 PM (m9V0o)

245 Can you believe it? Ive eaten so much Wendy's since 2009 that Ive become sick of it. I'm talking thousands of burgers.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 05:16 PM (BHAyP)

246 The end of Primer is not really unambiguous. It's just really, really complicated. A slow burning film with some creepy elements. Time travel is kind of a spooky idea, anyway.

Posted by: Eton Cox at January 07, 2014 05:17 PM (q177U)

247 #232 Anyone who grew up Catholic in the fifties probably remembers those little statues that glowed in the dark. As a kid, I'd hold one in my hand at night, fascinated. Radium.

Posted by: Hail Mary Pass the Ammunition at January 07, 2014 05:17 PM (/cUUk)

248 Model trains. Ah Gomez and Pugsly ... memories... the explosions

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 05:17 PM (xydLk)

249 yeah that's the best place for a secret helicopter everyone knows that or inside a volcano

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 05:17 PM (BHAyP)

250 Wendy's?! Luxury! I've been a denizen of the Dollar Menus since they came out.

Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 05:18 PM (QupBk)

251 Re Gates Book We are fools It's for Hillary. He praises her. Dumps on the JEF. Complains how the White House cuts out defense and others from discussion and decision It's how she answers Benghazi, without doing it herself It's for Hillary. She's throwing the JEF under the bus

Posted by: Thunderb at January 07, 2014 05:18 PM (zOTsN)

252 Hammer, I had forgotten about that. Hehe. There is a shoe store here on main st. that was the old Buster Brown. Buster was a cute doggeh.

Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2014 05:18 PM (6bvBO)

253 Anna - Gomez/Train wreck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMxJtMoTnx8

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 05:18 PM (aDwsi)

254 okay, then maybe the Patriots had first crack at Stabler and passed It was before my time.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 05:19 PM (BHAyP)

255 I think they chose Grogan over Stabler. ya?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 05:20 PM (BHAyP)

256 Enthusiast? Seriously, I had a friend in school was was seriously into those--I only wish I had the patience to set up some of the layouts I saw! Posted by: Brother Cavil ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I bought a bunch of train stuff a few years ago with great intentions, but, like yourself, I don't have the patience to do the set up. I have to stick with building real cars.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 07, 2014 05:20 PM (8FyP4)

257 Infidel - Remember The Buster Brown Show? Andy Devine, and Froggy. "Plunk your magic twanger Froggy!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 05:20 PM (aDwsi)

258 Second season of House of Cards returns to Netflix on Valentine's Day.

Posted by: BubbaLou at January 07, 2014 05:20 PM (/cUUk)

259 Stabler played for the Oilers for a couple years, late in his career. Rumor is that he might have enjoyed a drink or three.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 07, 2014 05:21 PM (8FyP4)

260 The Addams Family I doubt such a subversive show would be aired today. Really fun series. Yeah they are odd but they also just want to be left alone. Unless Wednesday needs a new victim because she killed Pugsly again.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 05:22 PM (xydLk)

261 off to the googles!

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 05:22 PM (BHAyP)

262 You're not of the generation that X-rayed their feet at Buster Shoe Stores, are you? *** I wore Buster Browns but they just measured my feet.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 05:23 PM (DmNpO)

263 THC Change! Hee-hee-hee.

The tail end of that thread will harsh anyone's mellow. Why do pot threads always end up in shouting matches?

Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 05:23 PM (QupBk)

264 I just want to eat a steak , a big steak, with a baked potato sour cream and chives, and perhaps a salad that i can shove to the side and ignore.

Posted by: willow at January 07, 2014 05:24 PM (nqBYe)

265 It's just bizarre how almost any claim could be made about any object way back when. Radium! The cure all for.... drink it!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 05:24 PM (DmNpO)

266 *shoves a 16oz Porterhouse with baked potato through the Internets to willow*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 05:25 PM (xydLk)

267 NDH - They looked like this: http://tinyurl.com/kqz4mec

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 05:25 PM (aDwsi)

268 I just want to eat a steak , a big steak, with a baked potato sour cream and chives, and perhaps a salad that i can shove to the side and ignore. *** I've been trying to eat better since I'm trying to lose weight. I've been eating a lot of steak and I'm actually starting to get tired of it now. Today I was bad and ate pasta salad.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 05:25 PM (DmNpO)

269 Anna if only it were possible!

Posted by: willow at January 07, 2014 05:25 PM (nqBYe)

270 When I was a kid, you either liked the Addams Family or the liked The Munsters. But you didn't like both. I was always a Munsters man.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 07, 2014 05:26 PM (8FyP4)

271 NDH - They looked like this: http://tinyurl.com/kqz4mec *** Holy cow! They did really do that!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 05:26 PM (DmNpO)

272 Welcome to Palookaville population: you

Posted by: Chamber of Chumperce at January 07, 2014 05:26 PM (R6JT1)

273
$625 is a very nice dinner and a new trinket from Tiffany. That will get you laid.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

Couple bowls of salt ramen at that place you read about in the Alt-Weekly
Cover and drinks at that jazz club she stumbled across that one day
Dessert and coffee at Cheesecake Factory

$200 or $250 maybe. Enough money left over for some good power tools.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 07, 2014 05:26 PM (kdS6q)

274 I'm trying to lose weight. I've been eating a lot of steak and I'm actually starting to get tired of it now.

Today I was bad and ate pasta salad.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 09:25 PM (DmNpO)

o man , just so wrong!

glare

ok weeps

damn it.

Posted by: willow at January 07, 2014 05:26 PM (nqBYe)

275 I almost bought a couple of 2 inch thick boneless ribeyes yesterday from WD. But almost is not filling my belly. I need to go graze in the frig since, apparently, Mrs928 is not going to bring me a sammich.

Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 05:26 PM (QupBk)

276 When I was a kid, you either liked the Addams Family or the liked The Munsters. But you didn't like both. I was always a Munsters man. *** Me too.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 05:26 PM (DmNpO)

277 Yes Hammer. lol. Also remember candy cigs, party lines. How on earth did we ever survive? I even worked on a uranium mill tailings burial site for a few years. Even ate 'lead paint chips' as a kid. Who the fuk eats dried paint when you can play smear teh queer or make mud pies?

Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2014 05:26 PM (6bvBO)

278 Why do pot threads always end up in shouting matches? Posted by: toby928 --------------- Why do you think they call it 'dope', kid?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 05:26 PM (aDwsi)

279 oops not Stabler here's a hint: he was a 1st rounder, after he got dumped by the shitty Patriots he went to the 49ers and then Raiders won a couple of super bowls too

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 05:27 PM (BHAyP)

280 i hate you guys.

Posted by: willow at January 07, 2014 05:28 PM (nqBYe)

281 I almost bought a couple of 2 inch thick boneless ribeyes yesterday from WD. But almost is not filling my belly. I need to go graze in the frig since, apparently, Mrs928 is not going to bring me a sammich. *** I have a small $14 t-bone in the fridge and have no desire to cook and eat it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 05:28 PM (DmNpO)

282 if'n Captain Hate was here he woulda known right off the bat

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 05:28 PM (BHAyP)

283 Eat your steak Willow!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 05:28 PM (DmNpO)

284 I used to love Wendy's and then they changed the fries to these sharp fucking things with edges and put faggy buns on the burgers.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2014 05:28 PM (oFCZn)

285 ties Niedermeyer shoe laces together runs for the fridge.

Posted by: willow at January 07, 2014 05:29 PM (nqBYe)

286 Well Herman had that pretty cool car to go to work in. Plus their poor niece Marilyn.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 05:29 PM (xydLk)

287 Couple bowls of salt ramen at that place you read about in the Alt-Weekly Cover and drinks at that jazz club she stumbled across that one day Dessert and coffee at Cheesecake Factory $200 or $250 maybe. Enough money left over for some good power tools. *** You're being too practical. The conversation started with buying hookers.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 05:29 PM (DmNpO)

288 I used to love Wendy's and then they changed the fries to these sharp fucking things with edges and put faggy buns on the burgers. *** I like their chili.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 05:30 PM (DmNpO)

289 Jim Plunkett

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 07, 2014 05:30 PM (8FyP4)

290 Clean slate!!!

Posted by: Badman at January 07, 2014 05:30 PM (M5T54)

291 someone give me the money to buy a hooker, i'll buy steak instead and save you 600 and so dollars .

Posted by: willow at January 07, 2014 05:30 PM (nqBYe)

292 Holy cow! They did really do that! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse ------------------------- Yup. Kids regarded it as a toy. Sort of like TV. "Oooo.., I can see my toes!" zzzzzzzt-zzzzzzt-zzzzzt--cook/fry-radiate Actually, they were fluoroscopes, no film. Live action.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 05:31 PM (aDwsi)

293 @211.. yes I remember...man, I'm old. She was looker.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 07, 2014 05:31 PM (u25eL)

294 ok i liked dark shadows. much better than munsters or whatever.

Posted by: willow at January 07, 2014 05:31 PM (nqBYe)

295 Let's face it, the closest that anyone who buys the dolls comes to having sex is when Batman, the Joker or Alfred decide to bang Barbie and Skipper.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, waiting on an apology on behalf of the KaBoom Kiddes at January 07, 2014 05:32 PM (BXLPR)

296 I have a small $14 t-bone in the fridge and have no desire to cook and eat it.

If been doing oiled steak on the red hot iron thing for a while, and the slower butter cooked steaks. Delicious. I may never grill again.

Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 05:32 PM (QupBk)

297 Hey Jewells45, how goes your alternate lifestyle over at Michelle's House of Fashion?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 05:32 PM (xydLk)

298 253 Anna - Gomez/Train wreck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMxJtMoTnx8 Those were Lionel trains, which sucked. Only American Flyer for the in the know kids, only two rails not three.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 05:32 PM (0FSuD)

299 Plunkett is right

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 05:33 PM (BHAyP)

300 I did believe catwoman and batman were going to have a srs fling once.

Posted by: willow at January 07, 2014 05:33 PM (nqBYe)

301 Those toys are cool but for those prices I can get cooler ones that go bang.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 07, 2014 05:33 PM (TI3xG)

302 Dark shadows. Spooky soap opera. Loved it. Although Collin was ugly

Posted by: Thunderb at January 07, 2014 05:34 PM (zOTsN)

303 NDH.. have you tried Dreamfield pasta? It's better for you, even recommended to diabetics.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 07, 2014 05:34 PM (u25eL)

304 Thunderb, he certainly didn't make my heart patter , more a put-ter.

Posted by: willow at January 07, 2014 05:35 PM (nqBYe)

305 Annnnd, here we go into American Flyer vs. Lionel. Magnetraction, baby, Magnetraction

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 05:35 PM (aDwsi)

306 Anna.. it's deader than a doornail over there. I wonder if the gal who runs it just up and quit. Nothing new in over 2 weeks.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 07, 2014 05:35 PM (u25eL)

307 I like their chili. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 09:30 PM (DmNpO) Dollar menu chicken sandwiches. Fucking money.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 07, 2014 05:35 PM (GEICT)

308 OT and late ... O'Reilly sucks. I'll say it live !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 07, 2014 05:36 PM (6/+vz)

309 Also, as someone who is a huge Jack Benny fan, I love Andy Devine, who was mentioned earlier. Such a big guy with such a little voice. He was a frequent guest on the show in the late '30s.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 07, 2014 05:36 PM (8FyP4)

310 304 NDH.. have you tried Dreamfield pasta? It's better for you, even recommended to diabetics. Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 07, 2014 09:34 PM (u25eL) It's outstanding. I love it. It tastes just like regular pasta and has a fraction the carbs.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 07, 2014 05:36 PM (GEICT)

311 Play with Radium? Gilbert use to sell a eye piece that was suppose to demonstrate an atoms hitting each other? I guess it was just radium in an eye piece, but it was cool to look at late at night,

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 05:37 PM (0FSuD)

312 I;m wondering if there is anyone on the planet more obtuse that Dennis Rodman? Fucking piece of filth.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 07, 2014 05:38 PM (u25eL)

313 nevermind, shlepps off to fridge for the left over ny bottle of wine.

Posted by: willow at January 07, 2014 05:38 PM (nqBYe)

314
The sent out a casting call for a new Twin Peaks movie. David Lynch to direct.

Also a new RoboCop coming soon.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 07, 2014 05:38 PM (n0DEs)

315 mmm steak

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 05:38 PM (cnS/d)

316
You're being too practical. The conversation started with buying hookers.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

Chat up random in the Costco pharmacy line

Gallantly cover the copay on her Valtrex prescription

Hit the food court for a couple slices and split a chicken caesar. With free refills.

Enough left over for a set of tires.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 07, 2014 05:39 PM (kdS6q)

317 BCochran.. first time I ate it, I shit like 6 times the next day! lol I know.. TMI.. but the truth.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 07, 2014 05:39 PM (u25eL)

318 Daily reminder: The country is broke, but some fanboys are spending hundreds of dollars on dolls based on a comic book character. WE ARE DOOMED.

Posted by: Daily Reminder Guy at January 07, 2014 05:39 PM (6j8ke)

319 mmm steak

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 09:38 PM (cnS/d)

See!

Posted by: willow at January 07, 2014 05:39 PM (nqBYe)

320 245 Can you believe it? Ive eaten so much Wendy's since 2009 that Ive become sick of it. I'm talking thousands of burgers. Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 09:16 PM (BHAyP) Try Jake's Wayback Burger if there's one in your area. There was one near me for a couple of years and I became an addict. Then it closed. *sad*

Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2014 05:39 PM (sdi6R)

321 310 Also, as someone who is a huge Jack Benny fan, I love Andy Devine, Andy's gang! Pluck your magic twanger Frogy. http://tinyurl.com/mg9bxga

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 05:41 PM (0FSuD)

322 My squaw loves Wendys, I hate it.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 07, 2014 05:42 PM (8FyP4)

323 Daily Reminder Guy, the government is broke. Individuals still have money, and in fact I think that individuals should keep the money they earn, and spend it on what they wish. The government should be cut in half to start, and then pare down from there.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 07, 2014 05:42 PM (yE8uc)

324 countrysquire , yeah i'm not fond of fast food burger joints but it can be a break from cooking. so ill allow it.

Posted by: willow at January 07, 2014 05:44 PM (nqBYe)

325 I;m wondering if there is anyone on the planet more obtuse that Dennis Rodman? Fucking piece of filth.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 07, 2014 09:38 PM (u25eL)

Rodman is an idiot, a highly functional retard. I would be mostly forgiving of his odd connection to North Korea.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 07, 2014 05:45 PM (3qZbZ)

326 radium is bad stuff. don't mess around with it.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 05:45 PM (cnS/d)

327 318 BCochran.. first time I ate it, I shit like 6 times the next day! lol I know.. TMI.. but the truth. Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 07, 2014 09:39 PM (u25eL) Hahahaha. Yeah, TMI, but funny. Never had that problem. But the carbs are supposed to be passed on like fiber, so I'm sure that's possible.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 07, 2014 05:45 PM (GEICT)

328 "Individuals still have money, and in fact I think that individuals should keep the money they earn, and spend it on what they wish." Yes. And I'm very tired of hearing "you don't need that" in reference to anything. Hell no I don't need it, this is the USA and the fact that I simply want it is perfectly fine. Busybodies can get fracked. With explosives.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2014 05:46 PM (1Y+hH)

329 This PBS show about poisoning is really creepy. In the depression, a woman killed four of her children. So horrible.

Posted by: Justamom at January 07, 2014 05:47 PM (Sptt8)

330 Busybodies can get fracked. With explosives. Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2014 09:46 PM (1Y+hH) You don't need explosives.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 07, 2014 05:47 PM (GEICT)

331 Oh, O'm not knocking fast food joints, just Wendys. I could eat two for $.99 tacos and Breakfast Jacks from Jack in the Box every day for the rest of my life (which would probably be about 14 months). That and Whataburger are my choices.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 07, 2014 05:47 PM (8FyP4)

332 Not gonna lie, I have the Loki from HotToys and it's freakin amazing. The likeness is unreal (although they clearly forgot that Tom Hiddleston = milky white British man). It was a gift.

Posted by: tdpwells at January 07, 2014 05:48 PM (01otU)

333 306 Annnnd, here we go into American Flyer vs. Lionel. Magnetraction, baby, Magnetraction I still have my 30 car American Flyer set, two transformers, two engines, a train station that plays a record, and more track that I know what to do with. Sadly it's in the attic and the boys wanted nothing to do with it 20 years ago when I first brought it out for Christmas. Time moves on.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 05:48 PM (0FSuD)

334 Thanks for the tip, jeff. brb, lickin 9v batteries

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 05:48 PM (BHAyP)

335 I;m wondering if there is anyone on the planet more obtuse that Dennis Rodman? Fucking piece of filth.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 07, 2014 09:38 PM (u25eL)

holee shit, I heard the audio on the way home from work. John and Ken were all, if they'd stuck a mic in the face of a homeless person lying on the sidewalk, it would not have sounded any different. wtf, dennis rodman???

Posted by: Peaches at January 07, 2014 05:49 PM (8lmkt)

336 no Jakes near me

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 05:49 PM (BHAyP)

337 brb, lickin 9v batteries

that's totally cool, when you're done, try licking your car battery

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 05:50 PM (cnS/d)

338 ooooh whataburger!

i loved those when i visited arizona!

Posted by: willow at January 07, 2014 05:50 PM (nqBYe)

339 it would not have sounded any different. wtf, dennis rodman??? Posted by: Peaches at January 07, 2014 09:49 PM (8lmkt) My guess? He was stoned.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 05:50 PM (0FSuD)

340 If been doing oiled steak on the red hot iron thing for a while, and the slower butter cooked steaks. Delicious. I may never grill again. *** I posted a photo a couple of days ago of my pan-cooked steak with asparagus and squash beside it in the pan. The good cuts I like to grill but I can't afford the good cuts every day so I've been buying cheap cuts and tenderizing the heck out of them.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 05:50 PM (DmNpO)

341 This PBS show about poisoning is really creepy. In the depression, a woman killed four of her children. So horrible. *** It's fascinating, isn't it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 05:51 PM (DmNpO)

342 Busybodies can get fracked. With explosives. Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2014 09:46 PM (1Y+hH) You don't need explosives. ------ Everybody's gotta git inta da act. -Jimmy Durante

Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2014 05:51 PM (1Y+hH)

343 where da fuck is mah crack pipe?

Posted by: Dennis Rodman at January 07, 2014 05:51 PM (8lmkt)

344

I;m wondering if there is anyone on the planet more obtuse that Dennis Rodman? Fucking piece of filth.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 07, 2014 09:38 PM (u25eL)

holee shit, I heard the audio on the way home from work. John and Ken were all, if they'd stuck a mic in the face of a homeless person lying on the sidewalk, it would not have sounded any different. wtf, dennis rodman???

*****

And this is what happens to your mind on drugs.

Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2014 05:51 PM (6bvBO)

345 Jewells45, maybe she realized what a monster she had on her hands and just ran away.

----
Well hot water PVC to washing machine broke. So utility room was about an inch deep in water. Turned off cold water feed to hot water heater. PVC had split lengthwise. No problem I think, have replacement PVC and connectors. Find out I am one connector short to replace suspect area. So glued on a cap on PVC going to washing machine and now have hot water to house again.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 05:51 PM (xydLk)

346 NDH.. have you tried Dreamfield pasta? It's better for you, even recommended to diabetics. Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 07, 2014 09:34 PM (u25eL) It's outstanding. I love it. It tastes just like regular pasta and has a fraction the carbs. *** No way! I'm going to have to look it up.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 05:52 PM (DmNpO)

347 Someday, decades from now, the CIA will probably release documents saying that Rodman was one of them.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 05:53 PM (DmNpO)

348 My guess? He was stoned.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 09:50 PM (0FSuD)

Oh, honey, I have been stoned quite a lot in my life and I have never, ever, by any stretch, sounded like that. Of course, I have never done the ghetto drugs. I denounce my racisty ways.

Posted by: Peaches at January 07, 2014 05:53 PM (8lmkt)

349 Rodman is a MAJOR alcoholic so it's not surprising, this behavior of his. Most likely wet brain.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2014 05:53 PM (oFCZn)

350 "I could eat two for $.99 tacos and Breakfast Jacks from Jack in the Box every day for the rest of my life (which would probably be about 14 months). That and Whataburger are my choices."

---

Oh, hell yes!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 07, 2014 05:53 PM (o9Rp5)

351 I'm ready! Slow Uncle Joe's got the fo'ties on ice! Bring it, Raylan Givens!

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 07, 2014 05:53 PM (Dwehj)

352 The good cuts I like to grill but I can't afford the good cuts every day so I've been buying cheap cuts and tenderizing the heck out of them. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 09:50 PM (DmNpO) Remember when flank steak was not called hanger steak and was dirt cheap?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 05:53 PM (0FSuD)

353 Could be Anna. I figure if she's not back by the end of the week, she's abandoned it.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 07, 2014 05:54 PM (u25eL)

354 NDH it does have 4.5 stars but the 1 star review from a chem professor is what made me not buy it " most if not all of the chemistry (and physics) in this book is entirely disconnected from the reality of science."

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 07, 2014 05:54 PM (RZ8pf)

355 PGIS, if you're still here.... I recommend the show. It was very well done and very interesting.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 05:55 PM (DmNpO)

356

Remember when flank steak was not called hanger steak and was dirt cheap?

Yes, gives me a sad.

Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2014 05:55 PM (6bvBO)

357 No way! I'm going to have to look it up. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 09:52 PM (DmNpO) dreamfieldsfoods.com

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 07, 2014 05:55 PM (GEICT)

358 Well.. I'm off to watch Justified and drool over Timothy Olyphant.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 07, 2014 05:55 PM (u25eL)

359 I am totally creeped out by people poisoning other people whom they know and 'love'. There is a plant I won't name in one of my seed catalogues that can be a deadly poison and it is not pretty or edible. Why sell it?

Posted by: Justamom at January 07, 2014 05:55 PM (Sptt8)

360 Most likely wet brain.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2014 09:53 PM (oFCZn)

Bingo, Dack, that is undoubtedly the answer. Very few drugs will fuck you up forever like alcohol will, if you don't watch your ways.

Posted by: Peaches at January 07, 2014 05:55 PM (8lmkt)

361 NDH it does have 4.5 stars but the 1 star review from a chem professor is what made me not buy it " most if not all of the chemistry (and physics) in this book is entirely disconnected from the reality of science." *** NOOOOOOOO!! I'd be interested in Chemjeff's opinion too.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 05:57 PM (DmNpO)

362 Is the chemist accounting for what was known at that time, or is he holding them up to the standards and knowledge of today?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 05:58 PM (DmNpO)

363 Hmm maybe I will watch the show. I think the book is an example of that theory i can't remember the name of where someone who doesn't know about one field (history) assumes it is accurate in the history facts even though he has said all the science facts are wrong. At least that is what another 1 star reviewer did.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 07, 2014 05:58 PM (RZ8pf)

364 I am totally creeped out by people poisoning other people whom they know and 'love'. There is a plant I won't name in one of my seed catalogues that can be a deadly poison and it is not pretty or edible. Why sell it? *** the majority of the world's most deadly plants are located in Florida. Florida, the Australia of killer plants.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 05:58 PM (DmNpO)

365 For those not watching Justified, there's a new Frontline coming on: To Catch A Trader. It's about SAC Capital Advisers and Steven Cohen.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:00 PM (DmNpO)

366 I'd be interested in Chemjeff's opinion too.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 09:57 PM (DmNpO)

sorry I have not read the book, can't form an intelligent opinion.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 06:00 PM (cnS/d)

367 Soused, Rodman groused about a louse who was all up in his house.

Posted by: Ready Steady Go at January 07, 2014 06:00 PM (R6JT1)

368 Does Fox have any advertisers that aren't fucking drugs? What the fuck are half these things? Huma? Is that something Hillary takes at night? What the fuck is Fligmogia or something?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 06:00 PM (0FSuD)

369 Time out!
Justified is on.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 07, 2014 06:00 PM (Oeij3)

370 Hmm maybe I will watch the show. I think the book is an example of that theory i can't remember the name of where someone who doesn't know about one field (history) assumes it is accurate in the history facts even though he has said all the science facts are wrong. At least that is what another 1 star reviewer did. *** The stories were intriguing in and of themselves. Still, now that the question has been raised, I, too, would like to know more about the science.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:01 PM (DmNpO)

371 It is more about how her facts are wrong about chemical reactions etc. in her book. Read his 1 star review. It is pretty scathing in terms of the science. The real irony is that another reviewer claims that maybe her history is right though her science is wrong--yet she is a Pulitzer Prize winning science writer! (plus after reading her bio I was annoyed with her and decided not to give her any of my money).

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 07, 2014 06:02 PM (RZ8pf)

372 Ndh- Is PBS growing a concience? Can't be. It's a trap.

Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2014 06:02 PM (6bvBO)

373 I finally starting watching Justified tonight with the first two episodes of the first season. How was I not watching this show?

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 07, 2014 06:02 PM (8FyP4)

374 What the fuck is Fligmogia or something?

Saw them open for the Boomtown Rats back in '79.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 07, 2014 06:02 PM (Dwehj)

375 Is this a PR move on Kraft's part? They are saying there might be a shortage of Velveeta which will impact how you dip Nachos during the Super Bowl. Well played Kraft.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 06:02 PM (xydLk)

376 sorry I have not read the book, can't form an intelligent opinion. *** Then snap to it dude! *grins*

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:02 PM (DmNpO)

377 the majority of the world's most deadly plants are located in Florida. Florida, the Australia of killer plants. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 09:58 PM (DmNpO) So our new(isn) associate pastor grew up in Ohio and has been in Kentucky for a while. Apparently doesn't know anything about poisonous plants. The teen youth group was selling poinsettias to raise money for something. The pastor is encouraging people to buy from the youth group. "They're great. Buy em. Display em. Give em to a friend. Fry em up and eat them like pancakes." Pretty much the entire church started yelling "NO!!!"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 07, 2014 06:03 PM (GEICT)

378 Ndh- Is PBS growing a concience? Can't be. It's a trap. *** Maybe they are catching on that there's viewers in them thar flyover states. Even 60 Minutes has done two really good episodes in a row.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:03 PM (DmNpO)

379 Yes I saw that velveeta shortage thing. Guess it is with the white chocolate chips.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 07, 2014 06:03 PM (RZ8pf)

380 Dennis Rodman? I can help, I speak Jive. http://tinyurl.com/6uqqgpt

Posted by: Beaver's Mom at January 07, 2014 06:04 PM (0FSuD)

381 I just figured Rodman had found a good tat shop over there. The mere mention of him brings us to that awkward moment when the thread smells like the bathroom in a 1970's era 3.2 bar at closing time, but it's too late to do anything about it but wait for the ONT.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2014 06:04 PM (1Y+hH)

382 Sadly it's in the attic and the boys wanted nothing to do with it 20 years ago when I first brought it out for Christmas. Time moves on. Posted by: Nip Sip ----------------------- Same here with my O-gauge Lionel. Just last week I was talking to the local model train club about donating it. Probably worth a few $ if Ebay'd, but I can't bring myself to sell my boyhood. Incidentally, I had a hand-me-down American Flyer previous to that. It was donate to the Thompson Orphanage in Charlotte, which you may not remember.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 06:05 PM (aDwsi)

383 Is PBS growing a concience? What's next month, lovee?

Posted by: Up with abolition! my manservant cried at January 07, 2014 06:05 PM (R6JT1)

384

Glad I'm stocked up on Velveeta.

Watch for sales after the sooper bowl.

Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2014 06:05 PM (6bvBO)

385 wait there is a velveeta shortage?
good! velveeta is disgusting

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 06:06 PM (cnS/d)

386 Is PBS growing a concience?

What's next month, lovee?

Kill whitey month!!! My fave!

Posted by: Peaches at January 07, 2014 06:06 PM (8lmkt)

387 I'll be damned They make a lower with the skull and crossbones logo on it My own little AoS HQ RINO gun Sweet!!!!!

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 06:06 PM (dr6XJ)

388 if I were emperor for a day, my first act would be to ban velveeta
(my second act would be to imprison Christina Hendrickx in my evil emperor lair)

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 06:06 PM (cnS/d)

389 Kill whitey month!!! My fave! Posted by: Peaches at January 07, 2014 10:06 PM (8lmkt) http://youtu.be/tlE5yK4l34o

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 07, 2014 06:07 PM (GEICT)

390 386. Velveeta covered spam Yes, I've seen it

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 06:08 PM (dr6XJ)

391 Incidentally, I had a hand-me-down American Flyer previous to that. It was donate to the Thompson Orphanage in Charlotte, which you may not remember. Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 10:05 PM (aDwsi) I remember it. They still own a SHIT lot of property downtown.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 06:08 PM (0FSuD)

392

Kill whitey month!!! My fave!

Shit, I had forgotten that. Ack.

Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2014 06:08 PM (6bvBO)

393 Shit, I had forgotten that. Ack. Posted by: Infidel -------------------- Expect shootings at MLK parades/celebrations. Happens every year.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 06:09 PM (aDwsi)

394 Of course you have seen Velveeta covered Spam. You live in Hawai'i where they put Spam in everything... even macadamia nuts get the Spam treatment. Ugh.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 06:09 PM (xydLk)

395 386 wait there is a velveeta shortage? Well, there is no shortage at the Mooresville NC Walmart, they had a display about six feet high of the shit. Don't axe what I was doing up there.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 06:09 PM (0FSuD)

396 wait there is a velveeta shortage? good! velveeta is disgusting *** I agree with one exception: I occasionally like the Velveeta Shells and Cheese

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:10 PM (DmNpO)

397 Son makes a killer Vel dip with texas pete and some other shit. Micro wave for a bit, eat.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 06:11 PM (0FSuD)

398 Saw Velveeta open for Weird Al Yankovic back in '96.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 07, 2014 06:12 PM (Dwehj)

399 I'm suspicious of any Cheese Food product.

Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 06:12 PM (QupBk)

400 They're a little short on child labor at the Velveeta Mines.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2014 06:13 PM (oFCZn)

401

MH, and the endless speeches from the black caucus and every other race bating asswipe. The Reverand bros atta be a real treat. Oh, and MHP. Wish I was retired so I could leave the Country for 29 days.

Kcuf, already giving me a headache.

Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2014 06:13 PM (6bvBO)

402 I spent bunches of money having a ginormous train table built in the basement, with a double level track, for the Lionel trains my dad gave my son. Takes up lots of space. He never plays with them. Maybe if they shot lasers and flew or something.

Posted by: Justamom at January 07, 2014 06:13 PM (Sptt8)

403 386 wait there is a velveeta shortage?

Well, there is no shortage at the Mooresville NC Walmart, they had a display about six feet high of the shit.

Don't axe what I was doing up there.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 10:09 PM (0FSuD)

LOL!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 07, 2014 06:14 PM (8lmkt)

404 398 Son makes a killer Vel dip with texas pete and some other shit. Micro wave for a bit, eat. Sounds like a buffalo wing dip. Add in some chopped up grilled chicken pieces and walla!

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 06:14 PM (doBIb)

405 MOM! Can I have $750?

Posted by: Erg at January 07, 2014 06:14 PM (FeTc1)

406 Kill Whitey By Velvet Sperm! Ur, Make That Velveeta Spam! Anyone coming at me with Velveeta Spam is gonna get their ticket punched...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 07, 2014 06:15 PM (vHRtU)

407 398 Son makes a killer Vel dip with texas pete and some other shit. Micro wave for a bit, eat. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 10:11 PM (0FSuD) My sister made a dip with Velveeta, meat, and something else or the other and it was the best dip ever. Thought about dunking a mug in it and just drinking the stuff.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2014 06:16 PM (oFCZn)

408 yeesh, i was all fired up to snag frist on the ont, but it's late and my formerly frozen burrito is ready to eat and modern family repeats are on, so, hey, fuck it.

Posted by: Peaches at January 07, 2014 06:16 PM (8lmkt)

409 398 Son makes a killer Vel dip with texas pete and some other shit. Micro wave for a bit, eat. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 10:11 PM (0FSuD) Rotel tomatoes?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 07, 2014 06:17 PM (bCEmE)

410 400 I'm suspicious of any Cheese Food product. There is an Irish Cheese made of Parm & cheedar Dubliner. http://tinyurl.com/mauadkv It lasts forever and is good.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 06:17 PM (0FSuD)

411 Didn't Velvet Sperm open for Cactus Condoms at Alcatraz Donor Fest '79?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 07, 2014 06:17 PM (vHRtU)

412 The dolls are more lifelike when they are infused with a hobo's soul.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at January 07, 2014 06:18 PM (O+0br)

413 Velveeta is 86 years old

Posted by: Eton Cox at January 07, 2014 06:18 PM (q177U)

414 Nip Slip... can that be had on this side of the Pond? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 07, 2014 06:19 PM (vHRtU)

415 Velveeta is a great dip. Hatches chili's with tomatoes.

Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2014 06:20 PM (6bvBO)

416 Velveeta is 86 years old

and still tastes just as fresh as the day it was concocted . . . not a cheese person, particularly, but my sis used to make this dip called queso fondido and it was fuckin' awesome. for all you cheese snobs, don't think of it as "cheese," think of it as a "cheese approximate product."

Posted by: Peaches at January 07, 2014 06:20 PM (8lmkt)

417 @415 Yeah, Costco carries it. One damn two pound brick will last forever. Eating some now. http://tinyurl.com/m32sa6d

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 06:21 PM (0FSuD)

418 Do you really want a Heath Ledger Joker figure infused with the vengeful soul of a hobo who knows he can never have Val-U-Rite again?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 06:21 PM (xydLk)

419 1 lb Velveeta 1 can Rotel 1 lb CRISPY bacoon 1 squirt lime juice 1 dusting garlic powder 1 quart hobo eyeball juice Mix and heat on med-low until liquid cooks off about 2 hours. Serve with chips and crispy skin.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 07, 2014 06:22 PM (vHRtU)

420 412 Didn't Velvet Sperm open for Cactus Condoms at Alcatraz Donor Fest '79? Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 07, 2014 10:17 PM (vHRtU) I think they did. I lost four teeth in the parking lot after the show.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2014 06:22 PM (oFCZn)

421 Like the velv for some things. Smoked cheddar, a good swiss or blue cheese, I'm hooked.

Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2014 06:22 PM (6bvBO)

422 Robin, let me show you where the Alfred doll touched me.

Posted by: Erg at January 07, 2014 06:23 PM (FeTc1)

423 @420 Left out the Tabasco or Texas Pete.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 06:23 PM (0FSuD)

424 *sniff* ONT? *sniff*

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 06:23 PM (cnS/d)

425 I got Wendy's. I dont know what else to get this late.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 06:23 PM (BHAyP)

426 The Kerry Gold butter is pretty damn good too. Put that on some fresh baguette warmed up in a toaster.....mmmmm.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 06:24 PM (doBIb)

427 Wendy's is like the old girlfriend. You're sick of her, but she's all you have.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 06:24 PM (BHAyP)

428 Goddamit, where are you getting these Kerry Gold products? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 07, 2014 06:25 PM (vHRtU)

429 Anyone hear from Jane D'oh lately?

Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2014 06:25 PM (6bvBO)

430 Velveeta is a great dip. Hatches chili's with tomatoes.

Small brick of Velveeta, half a jar of medium 505 salsa, and rolled tacos make for a good if not completely healthy meal.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 07, 2014 06:26 PM (wSrLR)

431 Wendy's is like the old girlfriend. You're sick of her, but she's all you have. Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 10:24 PM (BHAyP) Chicken sandwich?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2014 06:26 PM (oFCZn)

432 The Kerry Gold butter is pretty damn good too. Put that on some fresh baguette warmed up in a toaster.....mmmmm. *** KerryGold Dubliner cheese has been my favorite for years. I eat it alone, with crackers, and I use it anywhere I would use parmesan. LOVE it! Their Swiss is also very good. KerryGold is well-represented in my fridge.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:26 PM (DmNpO)

433 430 Anyone hear from Jane D'oh lately? Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2014 10:25 PM (6bvBO) Nope. I've sent a couple emails. No response.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 07, 2014 06:26 PM (GEICT)

434 429 Goddamit, where are you getting these Kerry Gold products? I'm asking for a friend. Check the higher end grocery stores. I'm not sure if Walmart carries it.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 06:26 PM (doBIb)

435 421 > I think they did. I lost four teeth in the parking lot after the show. That was YOU? Small world. Sorry about the flying monkeys.I can't take the little bastards anywhere...

Posted by: Wicked Bitch of the West Nancy at January 07, 2014 06:27 PM (vHRtU)

436 I am getting sick of the cold whining. Local columnist said the same thing today. It's fucking winter, get over it. You pay to go to CO to ski. It's cold as fuck, you don't whine.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 06:27 PM (0FSuD)

437 dammit, now i'm back in the hunt for first . . . is there a 12-step program for this? is that where the cobs are?

Posted by: Peaches at January 07, 2014 06:27 PM (8lmkt)

438 Goddamit, where are you getting these Kerry Gold products? I'm asking for a friend. *** Publix or Walmart

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:27 PM (DmNpO)

439 439 Goddamit, where are you getting these Kerry Gold products? I'm asking for a friend. Costco.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 06:28 PM (0FSuD)

440 Thanks BC, a little concerned.

Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2014 06:28 PM (6bvBO)

441 Nope. I've sent a couple emails. No response. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 07, 2014 10:26 PM (GEICT) She might have an extended case of the flu. I have and havenÂ’t responded to most of my emails and havenÂ’t checked work emails.

Posted by: Carol at January 07, 2014 06:29 PM (z4WKX)

442 Winn Dixie

Posted by: Grey Poopon at January 07, 2014 06:29 PM (R6JT1)

443 And, it's in the specialty cheese case. Not with the Kraft.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:30 PM (DmNpO)

444 Most grocery stores have Kerry Gold products. They're often in the fancy cheese sections.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 07, 2014 06:30 PM (bCEmE)

445 Publix? Walmart? We here in Assholia have heard of these strange realms, yet have never visited one. I'm given to understand that their people still have some of their teeth, and indulge in a strange ritual unknown to us, called 'seasonal bathing'?

Posted by: Og Celtic-American at January 07, 2014 06:30 PM (vHRtU)

446 Kerry Gold is the brand name of the Irish Dairy Board/Co op.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 06:30 PM (0FSuD)

447 I have and havenÂ’t responded to most of my emails and havenÂ’t checked work emails. Posted by: Carol And yet, you are here. Capital!

Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2014 06:31 PM (1Y+hH)

448 I am getting sick of the cold whining. Local columnist said the same thing today. It's fucking winter, get over it. You pay to go to CO to ski. It's cold as fuck, you don't whine. *** Shep Smith is a total ass but he was dead-on with his repeatedly snarky pronouncements about the COLD! IT'S COLD OUT THERE! today.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:31 PM (DmNpO)

449 Small brick of Velveeta, half a jar of medium 505 salsa, and rolled tacos make for a good if not completely healthy meal. That's his recipe, but he adds more hot sauce or uses hot salsa.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 06:31 PM (0FSuD)

450 http://kerrygoldusa.com/ Look under where to buy in your area.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:32 PM (DmNpO)

451 Honestly, I have NEVER seen a Kerry Gold product anywhere... yes, I live in a flyover place the flyover states fly over... If I can't get it on Amazon Prime it doesn't get got...

Posted by: Og Celtic-American at January 07, 2014 06:32 PM (vHRtU)

452 Perhaps some of this whining about cold is due the fact that a significant fraction of the populace now believes we can stick a thermostat on the planet and adjust the temperature.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2014 06:33 PM (1Y+hH)

453 OG, you're in luck. Amazon carries Kerry Gold cheese and butter.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 06:33 PM (doBIb)

454 Trader Joes has Kerry Gold

Posted by: Tuna at January 07, 2014 06:33 PM (M/TDA)

455 @452 Well, then go order some. Price is MIGHTY high. http://tinyurl.com/n4oluew

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 06:34 PM (0FSuD)

456 Whoo-Hoo!

Posted by: Og Celtic-American at January 07, 2014 06:34 PM (vHRtU)

457 There is an Irish Cheese made of Parm & cheedar Dubliner. http://tinyurl.com/mauadkv It lasts forever and is good. *** Ahhh. A fellow Dubliner fan.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:35 PM (DmNpO)

458 http://tinyurl.com/k7xa492

Cher Launches Twitter Attack On 'Cokehead' Rep. Trey Radel

Liberals never give up From the comments:

SRfromGR
2 Hours Ago
Something tells me Cher can take it. The wingnut machine will probably go after her by way of her transgendered son. Don't put it past them. They're capable of deflecting any controversy that involves one of their ownÂ…while the media stands by and gawks.

Wingnuts "goin' after" poor Elijah the drunk druggie, not because he's a drunk druggie, but because he's "transgendered."

Yo, got it.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 07, 2014 06:35 PM (0It32)

459 Well, then go order some. Price is MIGHTY high. *** I don't think so. A small brick of Dubliner is less than $6 and a brick of Kraft is $4 or $5.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:36 PM (DmNpO)

460 KerryGold Dubliner cheese has been my favorite for years. I eat it alone, with crackers, and I use it anywhere I would use parmesan. LOVE it! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 10:26 PM (DmNpO) Hide posts from (DmNpO) Sartori Bellavitano Gold. If you can find it. It's like parmesan with the texture of cheddar. With stars in it. It is harder to find than Kerrygold, which is pretty common. They used to have Gold, Merlot, and Black Pepper variants, not sure about now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 07, 2014 06:36 PM (qyfb5)

461 I invited a friend to my fish club last year and he brought a big brick of Dubliner. We almost ate the whole damn thing.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 06:36 PM (0FSuD)

462 Incredibly unlikely. The cop who shot a guy on BART a couple of years ago thought he had pulled his taser. Ooopps, Glock. You can see his dismay when it goes "bang" rather than "zap" in the video.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 07, 2014 06:37 PM (cHwSy)

463 I invited a friend to my fish club last year and he brought a big brick of Dubliner. We almost ate the whole damn thing. *** It's almost nutty-sweet and I love the little crystals.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:37 PM (DmNpO)

464 I have never squirted melted Kerry Gold Dubliner cheese up my ass with an 'Oxo Good Grips Turkey Baster with No Drip Tip' while fucking a chicken...

Posted by: The Fancy Red Toaster at January 07, 2014 06:37 PM (vHRtU)

465 Oh, man, Sartori has like 20 flavors now, some of them scary. http://www.sartoricheese.com/our-cheese/

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 07, 2014 06:38 PM (qyfb5)

466 I invited a friend to my fish club last year and he brought a big brick of Dubliner. We almost ate the whole damn thing. *** OOPs Hit enter too fast. I have to be careful or I can put a serious hurt on a brick in no time.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:38 PM (DmNpO)

467

The other one is the tranny. I hate people. Why does everything have to be a fight. This society is so fucked up.

I like cheese. (stop thinkin like a perv)

Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2014 06:38 PM (6bvBO)

468 @460 $42 for a five pound brick? Sounds high to me, but I don't pay any attention to what it costs when I buy it at Costco, it's all free. ha ha. I guess it has to be shipped in a cooler or something.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 06:39 PM (0FSuD)

469 Sartori Bellavitano Gold. If you can find it. It's like parmesan with the texture of cheddar. With stars in it. It is harder to find than Kerrygold, which is pretty common. They used to have Gold, Merlot, and Black Pepper variants, not sure about now. *** Thanks for the recommendation.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:39 PM (DmNpO)

470 No more watching tv and movies on my computer I have a tv that, get this, plays the vids off my flash drive. So tomorrow I will download Justified on my smartphone, transfer the file to my flash drive, and then watch on my tv. Screw cable. Screw the internet providers. I screw everyone...except my cell phone carrier.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 06:40 PM (BHAyP)

471 Do trannies have to be shipped in a cooler? If so,how many can you get in one load, so to speak. I'm asking for Reggie, ur, I mean a friend....

Posted by: President Choad-Load at January 07, 2014 06:41 PM (vHRtU)

472 So tomorrow I will download Justified on my smartphone, transfer the file to my flash drive, and then watch on my tv. Your data plan will be maxed out in no time.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 06:41 PM (doBIb)

473 I just checked my fridge. The brick of Dubliner is 7 oz and costs $6.29

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:41 PM (DmNpO)

474 Posted by: The Fancy Red Toaster

Is that a sock for Rams QB Sam Bradford?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 07, 2014 06:42 PM (wSrLR)

475 The brick of Dubliner is 7 oz and costs $6.29. A friend recently suggested I move back to Earth. Tempting.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 07, 2014 06:42 PM (vHRtU)

476 I'm out, hope the ONT is enjoyed.

Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2014 06:43 PM (6bvBO)

477 466 Oh, man, Sartori has like 20 flavors now, some of them scary. http://www.sartoricheese.com/our-cheese/ Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 07, 2014 10:38 PM (qyfb5) The 'About Us' page is interesting. One of the Sartori's also co-founded Sargento with his neighbor. He later sold his interest. http://tinyurl.com/q7q8fbn

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 07, 2014 06:44 PM (bCEmE)

478 Oh, man, Sartori has like 20 flavors now, some of them scary. *** Wait a minute. I think I had their coffee-flavored cheese. Did not like.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:44 PM (DmNpO)

479 nd yet, you are here. Capital! Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2014 10:31 PM (1Y+hH) I have been here between naps. For the last week I was taking four a day and long ones too. Today I only dozed off twice and both times for short time. I am going to try to go to work tomorrow.

Posted by: Carol at January 07, 2014 06:44 PM (z4WKX)

480 @474 So five pounds would be over $60. I know I didn't spend that at Costco. Just hand weighted brick and it feels like a five pounder. Course, it is Costco.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 06:44 PM (0FSuD)

481 > Is that a sock for Rams QB Sam Bradford? Dammit,how did you know? Uh, no, I mean, No, really, i live in Miami...

Posted by: fancy Red Toaster at January 07, 2014 06:44 PM (vHRtU)

482 Shoot, I can get Kerry Gold butter and cheese at my corner hole in the wall here in Baaaaahstin. It's all over the place up here. FYI-I love giving and getting cheese recommendations-Trader Joe's has an aged Gouda called 1000 Days or something like that that is deep orange and almost crystallized and soooo sharp and nom nom and their English Coastal cheddar is to die on crackers, grilled, anything. Both reasonably priced and totally worth it. Also their goat cheese rolled in cranberries (or blueberries or apples, depending on the season) is great.

Posted by: goldilocks at January 07, 2014 06:44 PM (ZdRy9)

483 I have unlimited data from MetroPCS. I pay $61/mo for their 4G, which is sometimes slow and spotty. But cheap.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 06:44 PM (BHAyP)

484 Kraft Cracker Barrel Cheddar (my everyday favorite) is about $6-$7 per pound. So, $42 for 5 lbs of Dubliner doesn't seem wildly expensive. But who would want 5 lbs?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 07, 2014 06:45 PM (b/lt+)

485 Just worry if your Toaster starts talking asking what kind of toast do you like.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 06:45 PM (xydLk)

486 I am going to try to go to work tomorrow. Posted by: Carol Best wishes, there seem to be some nasty bugs around this winter.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2014 06:45 PM (1Y+hH)

487 Wait a minute. I think I had their coffee-flavored cheese. Did not like. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 10:44 PM (DmNpO) Hide posts from (DmNpO) That sounds horrifying. Also like you couldn't help but taste the coffee a lot more than the cheese, it's a stronger flavor. Coffee flavored cheese? I guess there's room for everyone. I basically had the gold and black pepper cheeses.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 07, 2014 06:46 PM (qyfb5)

488 ONT up!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 06:46 PM (xydLk)

489 I have unlimited data from MetroPCS. I pay $61/mo for their 4G, which is sometimes slow and spotty. But cheap. Is it truly unlimited, or is it "unlimited *winkwink* "?

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 06:46 PM (doBIb)

490 I just get the Walmart brand shredded cheese, eh

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 06:46 PM (cnS/d)

491 ONT up

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 07, 2014 06:46 PM (o9Rp5)

492 Shoot, I can get Kerry Gold butter and cheese at my corner hole in the wall here in Baaaaahstin. It's all over the place up here. *** It's not hard to find, it's just that it's in the specialty case so you have to look for it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:46 PM (DmNpO)

493 Dammit,how did you know?

Your endorsement contract with Oxo was a hint.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 07, 2014 06:47 PM (wSrLR)

494 Looked it up, Dubliner Costco price. $5.39/lb

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 06:48 PM (0FSuD)

495 Hello Anna, how are you today? Would you like some lightly toasted whole wheat or perhaps a more aggressively toasted classic French bread? HeHe, I said aggressively. I mean I can't do that NO I mean step into the airlock NO I mean less crispy!

Posted by: Fancy Red Toaster at January 07, 2014 06:48 PM (vHRtU)

496 First the stoners came for your Velveeta!!!!

Posted by: Kraft--there's been a run! at January 07, 2014 06:48 PM (RJMhd)

497 Totes unlimited. I never pay more than my $61/mo. And I must download at least 8gb/month.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 06:48 PM (BHAyP)

498 FYI-I love giving and getting cheese recommendations-Trader Joe's has an aged Gouda called 1000 Days or something like that that is deep orange and almost crystallized and soooo sharp and nom nom and their English Coastal cheddar is to die on crackers, grilled, anything. Both reasonably priced and totally worth it. Also their goat cheese rolled in cranberries (or blueberries or apples, depending on the season) is great. Posted by: goldilocks at January 07, 2014 10:44 PM (ZdRy9) Goldilocks, Whole Foods has something like the Gouda, itÂ’s delicious. I havenÂ’t bought it in a few years. The Trader JoeÂ’s near me is in Boston across the street & I would have to carry stuff back to the office & down to the garage and remember if I bought anything to take home. They just opened a Whole Foods on my way home. I donÂ’t buy much as far as food is concerned and some things are cheaper there than at Stop & Shop or Market Basket. I can get unsalted sunflower seeds for $2.29 a lb there. A man I work with was buying them at Market Basket for $3 for a half pound bag.

Posted by: Carol at January 07, 2014 06:49 PM (z4WKX)

499 Buster was a cute doggeh. Buster was the boy. The dog's name was Tige.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 07, 2014 07:05 PM (cHwSy)

500 Dolphins can't smell, but they can taste.

So, you know.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 07, 2014 07:07 PM (LSDdO)

501 I have a few of these for resale value.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 07:31 PM (Zyoha)

502 Yes, I like them. I just got lucky enough to pay for my childhood now. I know it's absurd. But there it is.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 07:33 PM (Zyoha)

503 176 I still need to watch Primer, which I was going to watch last night if the ballgame turned into a boring rout. Boy928 swears its the best indy film made for $7k ever This thread is dead, but that is just wrong. The best indy film ever made for $7k was El Mariachi.

Posted by: wooga at January 07, 2014 09:40 PM (jgnqm)

504 Amazing video has surfaced of the rescue of Harrison Okene, a cook who was trapped in an air pocket for three days when the tugboat he was in capsized was found alive. Okene, 29, was the sole survivor of the shipwreck caused by heavy ocean swells off the coast of Nigeria.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e9d_1386084010

Posted by: 13times at January 07, 2014 11:10 PM (fGPLK)

505 38 "Take a look at the action figures children's dollies themselves. They look like... actual people, like Christian Bale, Michael Caine, and Heath Ledger."

Who, in their right mind, makes action figures of those people? I want Han Solo, R. Lee Ermey and Mila Jovovich.

Mila needs to come in heels.
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For me, Nicole Kidman (from To Die For). Looking at how incredible the Michael Caine figure is, I know they can do it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2014 10:37 AM (BDU/a)

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