January 08, 2014

France, Proud, Paranoid, and Unfree
— Ace

Interesting article by Theodore Darymple about the Dieudonné controversy in France.

What is that? Well, there's a comic. He's half-French, half-Cameroon by descent. His name is Dieudonné M'Bala M'Bala, but he is only known by his first name. ("God-Given," it means.)

This guy is literally in the French papers every day. Because, you see, he is accused of being Anti-Semitic, and brazenly so. And the anti-semitic flavored act he performs at his own theater in Paris is -- now I want you to sit down before I shock you with this -- quite popular in France.

Now, he claims he's not anti-semitic per se. He says he's "anti-systeme," against the controlling powers that run the system generally. You know, a populist, a rabble-rouser. But a lot of his "anti-systeme" stylings seem to be directed against the Jews.

For example -- this is what is the French papers constantly -- he and his legions of fans make a gesture called une quenelle, which is judged to be, as Darymple says, a forme frustre (incomplete or arrested form) of the Nazi salute.

This is Dieudonné doing the quenelle:

dieudonne_quenelle_0.jpg

I mentioned the gesture being a forme frustre of the Nazi salute not to show off but because when I write a term I tend to remember it, and it's a useful term. And also, until Darymple described it this way, I could never understand how the gesture was supposed to resemble a Nazi salute.

But now I can see it -- if it's a forme fruste of the full Nazi salute, that means it's arrested before completion. And now I can see, the hand pointing down like that seems poised (as Barack Obama might say) to come up into the Sieg Heil position.

Among the other things he says which are perceived as anti-Jewish is his use of ananas -- pineapples -- as provocations. The reason an anana is considered anti-Jewish is that he's linked the anana to the Holocaust, referring to Jews as Shoahanas. Belittling the Shoah.

I think... I gotta confess, my French is not very good and I barely read this torrent of Dieudonné stories I see on Twitter every day.

dieudonne.gif
People pay actual money to see this form of "comedy" in France...
No but this stupid pantomime code-gesture
(which he always does) is supposed to mean something
about always attacking the forces above us...
Please don't ask me why it means that

At any rate, the French Interior Minister, Vallis, wants to forbid him from performing in France. The PM is a socialist, and, as you might have guessed, the socialists are in favor of government control over speech. The right (or what passes for the right in France) finds the anti-freedom impulse to be alarming.

That background out of the way, I want to quote Darymple's general thoughts on "spontaneous order" (order arising from free market, capitalistic, individual-authored decisions) and the allegedly "rational order" dictated by the central superstate. (And in France, the state is indeed super-sized-- more than half of the GDP is due to government "production").

He notes that Dieudonnés coalition of the angry is made up of elements of the far right and far left.

What unites the Third-Worldists and the National Front is the desire to suppress the effects of whatever spontaneous order still exists in France and in the entire world. They share this desire with socialists of all stripes. And while it may be true that in a spontaneous order the vast majority do better in aggregate than they would do under a more centrally-organized (or supposedly ‘rational’) order, it cannot be denied that, in such a spontaneous order, some will do better, even much better, than others. A winner in an abstract aggregate may be a loser in a particular situation, and his status as loser will almost always be more real to him that his status as winner. He is then on the lookout for a scapegoat because a) we tend to assume that everything that happens in the human realm is the result of someone’s intention and b) hatred is by far the strongest, longest-lasting, and most gratifying of all political emotions.

For those who both hate spontaneous order for the ill it has done them but who also believe that such an order cannot really exist because everything that happens does so because of someoneÂ’s wish that it should, the fact that Jews should be so successful in France (and, of course, elsewhere in the western world), and the North Africans so comparatively unsuccessful, can only be explained on one hypothesis: conspiracy. To an age-old prejudice is added a reinforcing paranoia, and it is that MÂ’Bala MÂ’Bala both evokes and panders to. Here I must add that the structure of socialist economic thought is exactly the same as the structure of ant-Semitic economic thought: if anti-Semitism is the socialism of fools, socialism is the anti-Semitism of intellectuals.

I don't know what that means but I like it.

I've cut out the various bits about the illusion the statists are possessed by, believing they can order the world properly. I can't quote the whole thing, but I think it might be worth a full read.

Another Good Quote: Walrus Rex made me laugh:

Forty years ago when I was a foreign exchange student in France, a French professor told me that the situation in the Middle East is very complicated for them because the French are antisemitic and they don't like Arabs.

It's funny because it's true.

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1 J'accuse, Dieudonn� M'Bala M'Bala!

Posted by: Zombie Emile Zola at January 08, 2014 01:42 PM (/Crba)

2 See: Dreyfus    Affair.   This has been going on far longer than the Vichy regime.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 08, 2014 01:42 PM (O3C36)

3 I had no idea Franco Harris was so controversial

Posted by: meh at January 08, 2014 01:43 PM (W2qJe)

4 >>>I had no idea Franco Harris was so controversial The french still think the Immaculate Reception was a Jewish conspiracy.

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2014 01:45 PM (/FnUH)

5
serious u guys question: is haute a French word?

And what does it mean? What does terra haute mean? I know terra = earth.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 01:45 PM (gYIst)

6 3 I had no idea Franco Harris was so controversial --- That bitch would always run to the sidelines instead of taking the tackle.

Posted by: Jim Brown at January 08, 2014 01:46 PM (/Crba)

7 And what does it mean? What does terra haute mean? I know terra = earth. --- I hate living in the Vista View apartments. There's no "vista", no "view", and sure as hell no "vista" of no "view".

Posted by: Rhonda Deane at January 08, 2014 01:47 PM (/Crba)

8 Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 05:45 PM (gYIst)

haute is French for "high"

Terra Haute is just a.......  hill.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2014 01:47 PM (nELVU)

9
Well, the idiotic EU is clearly a failure...someone must be scapegoated. Why not the joos.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 01:47 PM (gYIst)

10 Isn't this how Obama and Michelle put their hands over their heart when the US Flag goes by?

Posted by: Julia ce Smerkes at January 08, 2014 01:47 PM (wAZG2)

11 >>>serious u guys question: is haute a French word? yes, haute is the female form of the word "haut" for "high." Haute couture, high fashion (or high tailoring I guess). terra haute, high earth I guess. Is Terra Haute on a hill?

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2014 01:47 PM (/FnUH)

12 France, Proud, Paranoid, and Unfree The white flag factory has been rebuilt & is now open?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2014 01:48 PM (FNtJ6)

13 Right and Left aren't even on the same spectrum in the US and Europe. That's why conversations on politics can be so unproductive in these contexts. Also, the US left tends toward the European use of right and left because it closer fits the framework of "bad and good" that makes them feel better for all the mass murder their co-ideologists get up to.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 08, 2014 01:48 PM (qyfb5)

14

"If anti-Semitism is the socialism of fools, socialism is the anti-Semitism of intellectuals."

 

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I like that.  It should be a    sub-quote, just below the Mencken quote.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 08, 2014 01:48 PM (O3C36)

15 Mine furor!

Posted by: Fart waving gesture at January 08, 2014 01:48 PM (R6JT1)

16 Forty years ago when I was a foreign exchange student in France, a French professor told me that the situation in the Middle East is very complicated for them because the French are antisemitic and they don't like Arabs.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 08, 2014 01:48 PM (Hx5uv)

17 The guy sounds like he's a riot.

Posted by: --- at January 08, 2014 01:49 PM (MMC8r)

18 This is the same logic that says that black are poorer than whites due to institutional racism and "white privilege".

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 01:49 PM (ZPrif)

19 As with most of Darymple's stuff, I thought it was really good. 

if it's a forme fruste of the full Nazi salute, that means it's arrested before completion. And now I can see, the hand pointing down like that seems poised (as Barack Obama might say) to come up into the Sieg Heil position.

Well, either that or he's doing that ghey, 2-fingered to my heart thing popularized by Sammy Sosa.

Here I must add that the structure of socialist economic thought is exactly the same as the structure of ant-Semitic economic thought: if anti-Semitism is the socialism of fools, socialism is the anti-Semitism of intellectuals.

I loved this.  It makes it perfectly plain that the pretensions of socialists are just the equivalent of the flaws of the people they claim to love but really despise.

Posted by: pep at January 08, 2014 01:49 PM (6TB1Z)

20
I've seen terra haute from time to time. Never bothered to suss it out.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 01:49 PM (gYIst)

21 Jew hatred in France? Quelle surprise.

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at January 08, 2014 01:50 PM (kI8sg)

22 17 The guy sounds like he's a riot. --- I'm sure an average performance for him ends up being a real car-burner. Instead of holding up a lighter during a performance, his fans torch a Peugeot.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 08, 2014 01:50 PM (/Crba)

23 I don't know what that means but I like it.

It's got a good beat, and I can dance to it.

Posted by: HR at January 08, 2014 01:50 PM (ZKzrr)

24 Isn't he Afican-AMERICAN you racist idiot?


Posted by: Melissa Harris-Perry at January 08, 2014 01:50 PM (DpEwG)

25 Well, either that or he's doing that ghey, 2-fingered to my heart thing popularized by Sammy Sosa. --- Accuse Sammy of something and suddenly he no speak-a de English very well anymore.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 08, 2014 01:51 PM (/Crba)

26

9......someone must be scapegoated.

 

And the French excel at scapegoating.

Guiotine!

Posted by: wheatie at January 08, 2014 01:51 PM (1ScqE)

27 Why are so many anti-semitic? Could be be that there are supernatural forces at work after all?

Posted by: dogfish at January 08, 2014 01:51 PM (nsOJa)

28 terra haute, high earth I guess. Is Terra Haute on a hill?

Terre Haute is on the banks of the Wabash, far away.

Posted by: HR at January 08, 2014 01:51 PM (ZKzrr)

29 Corporal LeBeau moonlighting as comedian.

Posted by: dantesed at January 08, 2014 01:52 PM (88xKn)

30 Theodore Dalrymple is an amazing intellect and writer.

His book _Life at the Bottom: The worldview that makes the underclass_ is written from the standpoint of his former day job as a prison doctor in the UK, dealing daily with that country's feral yobs who partake of the generous British welfare state while simultaneously pursuing criminal careers.

But the lessons it imparts are every bit as useful in figuring out America's extremely similar underclass dysfunctions, and the leftist excuses for same.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 08, 2014 01:52 PM (gqT4g)

31 I hate living in the Vista View apartments.

There's no "vista", no "view", and sure as hell no "vista" of no "view".


When I was starting out, I lived in the Belle View apartments.  I had a beautiful view, alright.   Of the parking lot and the other squalid apartments across the road.

Posted by: pep at January 08, 2014 01:52 PM (6TB1Z)

32 How can he be a socialist and part of the "far right".  Of course the "far right" in Europe is Nazis which is actually on the left by US standards.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 08, 2014 01:52 PM (T2V/1)

33 it's funny because it's Joo

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 08, 2014 01:52 PM (RLTt1)

34 But, but, they still think Jerry Lewis is  funny.

Posted by: Soona at January 08, 2014 01:52 PM (PdEAn)

35 Europe does have a very long history of both kinetic Antijudaism and a preference for Statism, authoritarianism, and sadism. Also, humor which isn't all that funny.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 08, 2014 01:52 PM (DhGW2)

36 Classic history as stuttering. A black guy in France comes up with a new Nazi salute. I wonder what Hitler in Downfall would think? The violence against Jews in Europe is a lot more serious, though not unrelated.

Posted by: Beagle at January 08, 2014 01:53 PM (sOtz/)

37 34 But, but, they still think Jerry Lewis is funny. --- They're convinced that The Day The Clown Cried is a comedy classic.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 08, 2014 01:53 PM (/Crba)

38 I hate French Nazi comics.

Posted by: Jacques Bleus at January 08, 2014 01:53 PM (MMC8r)

39
1. Gain power via populism with promises to close gap between rich and poor.

2. Fail to deliver on your promise; poor get poorer because of your childish policies.

3. Blame the Jews.


Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 01:53 PM (gYIst)

40

"Everything" continues to be the answer for "what the hell is wrong with the French?"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2014 01:53 PM (n0DEs)

41

A Frenchman walks into a bar of soap.  

 

Rarely. 

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2014 01:53 PM (m2CN7)

42 Can I root for both sides to lose?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, still chilly at January 08, 2014 01:54 PM (naUcP)

43 Ashkenazi Jews have been so successful in so many disparate countries and cultures for a simple reason, they have a higher average IQ than almost all other ethnic groups.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 01:54 PM (ZPrif)

44 Le Grande Fromage is showing off his french again. Fancypants!

Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 01:54 PM (dSa5I)

45 Also, humor which isn't all that funny.

They can't make commercials either.  I mean, have you ever seen those Mentos or Ricola commercials?   It's like they're pod people trying to impersonate real advertisers.  That said, Jean Claude van Damme on a Volvo truck was unquestionably the best ad of 2013.

Posted by: pep at January 08, 2014 01:54 PM (6TB1Z)

46

I have never understood why Arabs and non-Europeans would be fans of Hitler (ok, other than the hating Jews part).

Hitler specifically (and Nazis in general) thought the Germans were the pinacle of evolution. I believe he generally accorded similar status to the English and Northern Europeans like the Dutch, Danes and Scandanavians -- but pretty much everyone else was beneath the Germans (and usually by a wide, wide margin). Hell, he thought that the Slavs (his fellow Europeans) were subhumans and fit (at best) to simply be slaves to the Germans. His intention was only to keep enough of them around to serve the German race.

Hitler went after the Jews with particular vehemance because he viewed them as aliens and subhuman, but a particularly crafty and dangerous alien that posed an existential threat to the German race. He believed they would keep popping back up if not totally exterminated.

My guess is that the Nazis would view someone like Mr. God Given as a dumb animal, but unlike the Jews, a not terribly threatening dumb animal.

Posted by: nc at January 08, 2014 01:55 PM (fkBVg)

47 Simple question.... is the guy Moslem?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 01:55 PM (lZBBB)

48

Terre Haute is on the banks of the Wabash, far away.[/]

 

Yeah, terre is Frog for earth, both the planet kind and the dirt kind.  I always assumed terre haute meant "high ground", as in what you look for in battle.

 

Which reminds me, so many of our military terms come from French: enfilade, defilade, cache...French? When were the French such great military thinkers that we stole their words for our use?

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at January 08, 2014 01:55 PM (A0sHn)

49

 But, but, they still think Jerry Lewis is funny.

 

I have to admit,  the hardest I have ever laughed  watching  a movie  is the  locker room and boxing scene in  Sailor Beware.  

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2014 01:55 PM (m2CN7)

50 I'm not really sure how much of that I understood. I guess I should read it again.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 01:55 PM (GEICT)

51 Of course, the manner in which the European preference for Statism, authoritarianism, and sadism often manifests itself, especially in Europe proper, is through the belief that the use of force is a "valid and honorable counterargument" to speech.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 08, 2014 01:55 PM (DhGW2)

52 Fascism is always descending in America, but landing in Europe

Posted by: thunderb at January 08, 2014 01:56 PM (4WxQ9)

53 Why are so many anti-semitic? Could be be that there are supernatural forces at work after all?
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My take on why the Jews are so often scapegoated: The Jews strongest asset is also their greatest liability.  The Jews refused to be assimilated; i.e., to become Christian, and therefore they are the other. Hardship has forced them to try harder and do better and their reward for success is constant suspicion. 

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 08, 2014 01:56 PM (Hx5uv)

54 WABASH CANNONBALL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZiQ89_s67Q

Posted by: Johnny Cash at January 08, 2014 01:56 PM (powyN)

55 Hate politics? If only the r's would come out and call the whole "war on [fill-in-the-blanks]" exactly that: something even the LIV could understand.

Posted by: NeverEvermore at January 08, 2014 01:56 PM (hRV3r)

56 The French government wants to ban someone for anti-Semitism? That's gotta be a first.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2014 01:56 PM (g1DWB)

57 Also, with regard to imagined "free speech" rights in Europe, apparently the way things work now in Germany is that anyone is entirely at liberty to voice denial of the Turkish genocide against the Armenians, but similar denial of the Nazi genocide against the Jews will land you with a prison term.

Perfectly consistent, I'm sure we can all agree.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 08, 2014 01:56 PM (gqT4g)

58 Posted by: nc at January 08, 2014 05:55 PM (fkBVg) Its well known amongst historians that the Jews and Gypsies, were just a warm up for what was planned for Africa.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 01:56 PM (lZBBB)

59
incidentally, the Aztec glyph for hill/mountain is a mound of dirt (that looks more like a bell)

Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 01:56 PM (gYIst)

60 44 Le Grande Fromage is showing off his french again.
Fancypants!


I think you mean pantalons fantasies.

Posted by: pep at January 08, 2014 01:56 PM (6TB1Z)

61 Conspiracy theorists are of the same ilk. They assume malice where mere incompetence suffices as an explanation. That, and as if a small, lawless cabal of evil geniuses could actually influence events. It takes a large, lawless cabal. Like the Obama Administration and its enablers, for example.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 08, 2014 01:56 PM (pginn)

62 I have never understood why Arabs and non-Europeans would be fans of Hitler (ok, other than the hating Jews part). --- Hitler was big buddies with the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem, IIRC. It doesn't mean that Arabs wouldn't have been slaughtered in droves down the road, but that he saw them as tools to be used in taking out the Jews.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 08, 2014 01:57 PM (/Crba)

63 When were the French such great military thinkers that we stole their words for our use?

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch

Err, Napoleon ring a bell?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 08, 2014 01:57 PM (dwArK)

64 Of course, the outlier success of Ashkenazi Jews has more to do with the geniuses and not just the above average IQ. Jews are only 2% of American, but over a quarter of American Noble Prize winners were Jewish. It's really astonishing.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 01:57 PM (ZPrif)

65 Shouldn't fatty be attacking the Jews who run the banking system and therefore control our lives?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 08, 2014 01:58 PM (DpEwG)

66 The actual liberal position, of course, is that the only valid manner in which speech can be countered is through more speech. But that sort of sentiment has never been all that popular in Europe.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 08, 2014 01:58 PM (DhGW2)

67 crap. major html close fail.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at January 08, 2014 01:58 PM (A0sHn)

68 "...the situation in the Middle East is very complicated for them because the French are antisemitic and they don't like Arabs." ------- Isn't that redundant?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 01:58 PM (aDwsi)

69 OT, but pulling over from last abandoned thread for ppl who might go see Lone Survivor:

Marcus and Beck are good friends; first time I ever heard of Marcus was on Beck's radio show, castigating the punks that shot Marcus' dog. Beck's been dropping Lone Survivor movie tidbits on his radio show, such as:

Apparently when Marcus met with the movie producers, he told them that if they did anything in the movie to dishonor his friends that had died, who were to be portrayed in the film, he would personally hunt them down and kill them. Bwahaha I would have loved to have been in the room at that moment, seen the execs faces. Never cross a Seal. Haven't seen the movie but apparently the execs kept their word; who wouldn't after that?

He allowed a warts and all portrayal for his character in the film, versus wanting the cleaned up, canonizing/saintly portrayal some ppl might have asked for when their story is hollywoodized. So he actually come across as a jerk at times in the film, and doesn't mind, wants the truth out there.

His wife got to finally see a screening. They had talked about his time over there, but nothing could prepare her for what seeing what it actually must have been like for her husband. Really affected her to see her husband's nightmares on the big screen.

Thought you guys might be interested in those tidbits, if you haven't heard them already.

Posted by: LizLem at January 08, 2014 01:58 PM (BF+2f)

70 63 When were the French such great military thinkers that we stole their words for our use? Posted by: Frumious BandersnatchErr, Napoleon ring a bell? --- He was Corsican, not French, and of Italian ancestry. Does that still count?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 08, 2014 01:58 PM (/Crba)

71 When were the French such great military thinkers that we stole their words for our use?

Battle of Brandywine?

Posted by: HR at January 08, 2014 01:58 PM (ZKzrr)

72

Who else thinks that the socialists woul be perfectly happy with his antisemitism if he cut out all the borderline nazi stuff.

Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2014 01:58 PM (LI48c)

73 Which reminds me, so many of our military terms come from French: enfilade, defilade, cache...French?

Le Bugout?

Posted by: pep at January 08, 2014 01:58 PM (6TB1Z)

74 Posted by: WalrusRex at January 08, 2014 05:56 PM (Hx5uv) More so? I think its simple Tribalism.... Hell... they self Identify as the Tribes of Israel, and so will not ever really assimilate...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 01:58 PM (lZBBB)

75
I'll bet "aide de camp" and "colonel" are originally French loan words.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 01:58 PM (gYIst)

76
bivouac, anyone?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 01:59 PM (gYIst)

77 I think you mean pantalons fantasies. This is the HQ. No pants.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2014 01:59 PM (powyN)

78 >>>Fascism is always descending in America, but landing in Europe that's why we need to be more like Europe, mmkay

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 08, 2014 01:59 PM (Ya/V3)

79 "Forty years ago when I was a foreign exchange student in France, a French professor told me that the situation in the Middle East is very complicated for them because the French are antisemitic and they don't like Arabs."

For people who don't like Arabs, that makes the French immigration policy of the last few decades the biggest own-goal in all of history, as France inexorably turns itself into the Maghreb of the north.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 08, 2014 02:00 PM (gqT4g)

80 Ashkenazi Jews have been so successful in so many disparate countries and cultures for a simple reason, they have a higher average IQ than almost all other ethnic groups. Posted by: Flatbush Joe ------------------- Surely there is a cultural ethic at work there also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 02:00 PM (aDwsi)

81 Who else thinks that the socialists woul be perfectly happy with his antisemitism if he cut out all the borderline nazi stuff.

Socialists are a personality type, not a political philosophy.

Posted by: pep at January 08, 2014 02:00 PM (6TB1Z)

82 The visceral hatred of freedom of speech is a manifestation of thoroughly retrograde, illiberal political regimes.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 08, 2014 02:00 PM (DhGW2)

83 just noticed the animation - he looks constipated

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 08, 2014 02:00 PM (UFgvm)

84 Which reminds me, so many of our military terms come from French: enfilade, defilade, cache...French? When were the French such great military thinkers that we stole their words for our use? Napolean.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2014 02:00 PM (FNtJ6)

85 Where's the link to the Nelson Mandela wake selfies with Obama? 

Surely these guys were yukkin' it up, (in between photos with Scandi cheesecake), like two old community organizing swinging dicks from the good old days.

Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2014 02:00 PM (TKFmG)

86

62 Hitler was big buddies with the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem, IIRC.

It doesn't mean that Arabs wouldn't have been slaughtered in droves down the road, but that he saw them as tools to be used in taking out the Jews.

----

yes I know-- though as you say, they saw the Arabs simply a means to an end (and the Arabs also happened to be in the Middle East and not in Germany -- so they were a tomorrow problem, not a today problem).

The Germans also used Jewish policemen and Jewish community leaders to keep order in the Ghettos. But those were just ways stations before implementing the final solution.

Posted by: nc at January 08, 2014 02:01 PM (fkBVg)

87
A LOT of our present day English lexicon comes from the Normans.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 02:01 PM (gYIst)

88 63 When were the French such great military thinkers that we stole their words for our use? Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch Normans, kicked the crap out of the Celts, who had overwhelmed the Britons...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 02:01 PM (lZBBB)

89 I hate living in the Vista View apartments. There's no "vista", no "view", and sure as hell no "vista" of no "view". Doesn't "vista" translate to "view" ??? Ever hear of Buena Vista, Va? Blue Ridge mountains. While there are certainly spectacluar, or literally "good views" there, do not make the mistake of pronouncing tne town name as you think it should be. You will be corrected by the locals that "it's byoona vista, man" - seriously.

Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 02:01 PM (dSa5I)

90 When were the French such great military thinkers that we stole their words for our use?
-
Napoleon. He was all the rage in West Point in the years leading up to the Civil War. There was a French military theorist, Jomini or something like that, that was considered to be the end all and be all of everything.  Officers would brag to each other that they had read Jomini in the original French.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 08, 2014 02:01 PM (Hx5uv)

91 80 Ashkenazi Jews have been so successful in so many disparate countries and cultures for a simple reason, they have a higher average IQ than almost all other ethnic groups. Posted by: Flatbush Joe ------------------- Surely there is a cultural ethic at work there also. --- I'm sure that a large number of them can be directly attributed to the cream-of-the-crop from Europe bugging out in the 30s and 40s, ending up here.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 08, 2014 02:01 PM (/Crba)

92 >>>Which reminds me, so many of our military terms come from French: enfilade, defilade, cache...French? When were the French such great military thinkers that we stole their words for our use? Zut alors! Quel heresie!!! Look me up, bitch. I was pretty big shakes in the the early nineteenth century.

Posted by: Napoleon Bonapart at January 08, 2014 02:01 PM (/FnUH)

93 But, but, they still think Jerry Lewis is funny. Do they still? I was talking with a 20 something female from Paris the other day and I referenced Jacques Clousseau. She'd never heard of him. I don't have my finger on the pulse of the modern young Frenchie, so I have no idea.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 08, 2014 02:01 PM (gtjN1)

94 This is the HQ. No pants. Posted by: garrett

Ah, les sans culottes.

Posted by: pep at January 08, 2014 02:01 PM (6TB1Z)

95 Maybe the Battle of Rhode Island.


I have some reading to do.

Posted by: HR at January 08, 2014 02:02 PM (ZKzrr)

96 Jews are only 2% of American, but over a quarter of American Noble Prize winners were Jewish. It's really astonishing. The 'Tiger Mom' has a book out I was reading about on some website recently. The gist is about detailing certain ethnic groups that do better than others, the best being Jews, Mormons, Nigerians and Persians (in the US). Some interesting premises as to why.

Posted by: --- at January 08, 2014 02:02 PM (MMC8r)

97 The far right and the far left in most parts of Europe are pretty much interchangeable. Both blame capitalism and the Jews for their plight. Calling someone a liberal over there means libertarian.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 08, 2014 02:02 PM (WdbF7)

98

Which reminds me, so many of our military terms come from French: enfilade, defilade, cache...French? When were the French such great military thinkers that we stole their words for our use?

-

When they were being led by a Corsican.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 08, 2014 02:02 PM (O3C36)

99 Had liberalism/libertarianism been more popular in Europe, things would have certainly gone better. But, it's the continent of the Jacobins, Bolsheviks, Bismarkism, and the guillotine.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 08, 2014 02:03 PM (DhGW2)

100 This guys a dirtbag, I don't like France's anti-freedom of expression laws, but he certainly falls under them. Anti-Semitic douches do this stupid gesture at places like Auschwitz and the Holocaust memorial in Berlin as some sort of celebration I guess. Yet Europe is so much more enlightened than US.

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 08, 2014 02:03 PM (3wrJ+)

101 Pamplemousse Oh wait..., we don't use that....

Posted by: Nome de guere at January 08, 2014 02:03 PM (aDwsi)

102 The idea that socialism is anti-Semitic has been around for a long time.   Mainly because there's more than a bit of truth to it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 08, 2014 02:03 PM (Gk3SS)

103 And Atheism. Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 08, 2014 02:03 PM (DhGW2)

104

The 'Ozarks' are a morph of French words too....Aux Arcs...which sounds like "Oh-Zarc".

 

Posted by: wheatie at January 08, 2014 02:03 PM (1ScqE)

105 Mormons aren't an ethnic group.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2014 02:04 PM (powyN)

106 Wait. So a French virgin got tossed into the volcano? The plot just moved too quickly.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 08, 2014 02:04 PM (eHIJJ)

107 Napolean.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2014 06:00 PM (FNtJ6)


I think he was pretty good with a bo staff.

Posted by: some other guy at January 08, 2014 02:04 PM (2DunM)

108 I think you mean pantalons fantasies. This is the HQ. No pants. No mas pantalones.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2014 02:04 PM (FNtJ6)

109 'guerre' damnit. sock fail.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 02:04 PM (aDwsi)

110 Most Jews arrived in America well well before WWII. Think Russian Czars

Posted by: thunderb at January 08, 2014 02:04 PM (4WxQ9)

111 Seems pretty straightforward to me: the guy's from a Muslim background (though he's probably a secularized pseudo-atheist like most entertainers because their egos are too big to allow room for God). He's got the typical I'm-a-victim mentality and blames the Joos because they dare to not be killed by Arabs. The only odd thing is that he attracts remnants of the old anti-semitic Right. Of course, the old Right also don't like African immigrants, but apparently Joo-hatin' transcends mere skin-color. In the USA that Right ceased to exist in any real sense about forty years ago, and the Joo-hatin' is now mostly on the Left (out of solidarity with Our Muslim Brothers). So to us this seems weird because we're not used to old-school antisemitism.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 08, 2014 02:04 PM (BqW72)

112 This is the HQ. No pants.

Kein Hosen.

Posted by: HR at January 08, 2014 02:04 PM (ZKzrr)

113

There is a notion that these lefties are harmless.

I believe they are anything but, even the stupid asses we have here.

They destroyed the GOP after all, there is no real opposition.

And I do believe that they are very anti-Jew. If the media stupid asses would dig a little bit into these nuts they would find a helluva lot of it.

But who cares.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Christies at January 08, 2014 02:05 PM (xggaJ)

114 Cultural ethic doesn't raise IQ appreciably. IQ, like height, is mostly inherited. And the environmental factors are mostly things like avoiding malnutrition and disease. Cultural ethic is much more a product of an ethnic group with a high IQ than a cause.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 02:05 PM (ZPrif)

115 Is that 2 legit 2 quit in French?

Posted by: Titanium at January 08, 2014 02:05 PM (IgOQg)

116  I'm not really sure how much of that I understood.  I guess I should read it again. Wait - you read it a first time? When did we start doing that?

Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 02:05 PM (dSa5I)

117 Ooh-la-la, mes amis Ah merci....merci I just flew back from Palestine and, mon dieu! are my arms tired. From cutting Jews' throats! Merci.....ah, merci beaucoup....

Posted by: Dieudonné M'Bala M'Bala at January 08, 2014 02:05 PM (0cMkb)

118 Mormons aren't an ethnic group. I don't remember if the premise was 'ethnic.' That may be my faux pas.

Posted by: --- at January 08, 2014 02:05 PM (MMC8r)

119 Piedmont - foot hills Interestingly, I don't know of any region except for west central NC where that term is used

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 02:05 PM (aDwsi)

120 Ashkenazi Jews have an average IQ around 115. Thats a full standard deviation above the European average. I know IQ study is essentially banned in America now, but I find it to be fascinating.

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 08, 2014 02:06 PM (3wrJ+)

121

When were the French such great military thinkers that we stole their words for our use?

 

 

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I think it probably started when   George Washington hired Lafeyette to train the troops during the Revolutionary War.

Posted by: Soona at January 08, 2014 02:06 PM (PdEAn)

122 French Influence on the American Military? Gilbert du Motier, marquis de La Fayette was a young French nobleman who served as major general. He served with Washington in the Philadelphia campaign, fought in the Battle of Rhode Island, and successfully resisted significant engagements with British forces in Virginia before the armies of Washington and Rochambeau arrived. He was a favorite of Washington's, who treated him like a son.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 02:06 PM (lZBBB)

123 Those shitheads showed up at the Jewish grade school in Toulouse where the arab thug shot and killed the little kids and did that stupid salute. They're slugs.

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 08, 2014 02:06 PM (Qev5V)

124 I believe they are anything but, even the stupid asses we have here. Do you still think you can control them?

Posted by: Some Gay Englishman at January 08, 2014 02:06 PM (QF8uk)

125 He was Corsican, not French, and of Italian ancestry. Does that still count?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge


How many battalions did Corsica have?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 08, 2014 02:07 PM (dwArK)

126 Most southeast asian countries have a Han Chinese minority that economically outperforms the majority. Like in Indonesia or Malay. And that's because the Han Chinese have higher average IQs than the Malay do.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 02:07 PM (ZPrif)

127
The 'Ozarks' are a morph of French words too....Aux Arcs...which sounds like "Oh-Zarc".

Interesting.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 02:07 PM (gYIst)

128

Well in fairness, the French were pretty tough under Louis XIV too. I think until the unification on Germany in the 19th century -- the French were pretty much the top dog on the continent. The Brits could take them on the sea and outside of Europe, but pretty much inside of Europe, it took coalitions to knock down the French.

After 1871 that pretty much changed. Though the French did bleed the hell of the Germans in WWI. I realize the Brits were pretty important in that process, but the French and Germans was doing most of the dying in the early part of the war.

Posted by: nc at January 08, 2014 02:07 PM (fkBVg)

129 119: Piedmont is used in VA too. The whole stretch of it was probably called that before the states were delineated.

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 08, 2014 02:07 PM (3wrJ+)

130 You will be corrected by the locals that "it's byoona vista, man" - seriously. I have that problem regularly. I got corrected when I called a foyer a "fwah-yay". It's not pretension, I just speak French. Apparently it's "foy-uhr".

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 08, 2014 02:08 PM (gtjN1)

131 Ici merde

Posted by: thunderb at January 08, 2014 02:08 PM (4WxQ9)

132
And what does it mean? What does terra haute mean? I know terra = earth.

---

I hate living in the Vista View apartments.

There's no "vista", no "view", and sure as hell no "vista" of no "view".

Posted by: Rhonda Deane at January 08, 2014 05:47 PM (/Crba)










There's a condo complex nearby named "Tierra Vista". When I told my Spanish-speaking aunt that one, she burst out in laughter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2014 02:08 PM (TIIx5)

133 that guy what messed up the sign language? forme frustre

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 08, 2014 02:08 PM (fJBen)

134 The Grand Tetons are french for "Big Tits" for reals

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 08, 2014 02:09 PM (3wrJ+)

135 That guy's face looks like a giant squeakhole pinching out a loaf, no?

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 08, 2014 02:09 PM (Qev5V)

136 Brandon In Baton Rouge: "But, but, they still think Jerry Lewis is funny."

The Nutty Professor is the exception to the rule.

Love that movie.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 08, 2014 02:09 PM (eHIJJ)

137 We have the French Broad river..., that has to worth something.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 02:10 PM (aDwsi)

138 "The french still think the Immaculate Reception was a Jewish conspiracy."

Pittsburgh is Hymietown!

Posted by: Zombie Al Davis at January 08, 2014 02:10 PM (kUgpq)

139 When were the French such great military thinkers that we stole their words for our use?

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at January 08, 2014 05:55 PM (A0sHn)

 

How quickly you forget.

Posted by: Napoleon Bonaparte at January 08, 2014 02:10 PM (2jF2B)

140 Eddie Izzard does stand up comedy routines in French. Pretty interesting--although I'm an Izzard fan so I could be biased.

Posted by: Checkers at January 08, 2014 02:10 PM (RJMhd)

141 The term is market-dominant minority. East asians are a market-dominant minority in America. So are south asians. With south asians that's because south asian immigrants are very recent and a self-selected group of high IQ. South asian avg IQ is actually very low. It's not clear how much of that is due to malnutrition and endemic disease. Rampant childhood disease permanently lowers IQ. Still, Han Chinese showed above average IQs even when China was dirt poor. But China, even when poor, was much better than other poor countries at controlling disease.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 02:10 PM (ZPrif)

142 Interesting that they elected Sarkozy. And may again

Posted by: thunderb at January 08, 2014 02:10 PM (4WxQ9)

143 Buffalo NY = beaux fleuves, as long as we're being froggy. means beautiful rivers

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 08, 2014 02:10 PM (RLTt1)

144 Back on topic, if the topic is antisemitism...Hitchock's documentary on the Holocaust has been restored and is going to be rebroadcast. From independent.co.uk:

"The decision to revive the film is bound to provoke anguished debate. It includes truly shocking footage of the camps (Belsen-Bergen in particular.) The film's own commentary, which has been re-recorded with a new actor, has a phrase about "sightseers" at a "chamber of horrors". Billy Wilder, who directed Death Mills (1945), an American film about the German atrocities, was forthright about why he did not want atrocity footage to be seen in later years. Wilder questioned whether it had worked in "re-educating" the German civilian population about what their leaders had been doing in their name."

I adore Wilder. But with all due respect, comics like this, and the fact that there is an audience for this guy's type of comedy, proves that rebroadcasting documentaries like that are absolutely necessary, so that we don't forget.

That being said, banning a comic from doing silly antisemitic standup is not the solution either.

Posted by: LizLem at January 08, 2014 02:11 PM (BF+2f)

145 Had liberalism/libertarianism been more popular in Europe, things would have certainly gone better. But, it's the continent of the Jacobins, Bolsheviks, Bismarkism, and the guillotine.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 08, 2014 06:03 PM (DhGW2)


Yeah, I think Europe has been actually lucky on that part. There are so many far left wing socialist and communist partys in every country but they can never seem to form coalitions. So many different types, so many variety of far lefties. If there's one thing communists hate more than capitalists it's other communists.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 08, 2014 02:11 PM (WdbF7)

146 127 The 'Ozarks' are a morph of French words too....Aux Arcs...which sounds like "Oh-Zarc". Interesting. The Bois d'arc tree. (Bo darc)

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2014 02:11 PM (FNtJ6)

147
And I assume "aux" is french for gold?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 02:11 PM (gYIst)

148 It has to happen sooner or later: Grand Teton

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 02:11 PM (aDwsi)

149 "Surrender," is French in origin... http://tinyurl.com/lwxyx8m

Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2014 02:11 PM (rn0EN)

150 That Gif... Is he explaining how he wipes down after letting someone nut on him? 'First I do the upper lip, then I do the brow.'

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2014 02:11 PM (powyN)

151  We have the French Broad river..., that has to worth something.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 06:10 PM (aDwsi)

 

 

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Better  yet.  In OK we eat "French Fries".

Posted by: Soona at January 08, 2014 02:11 PM (PdEAn)

152 The term is market-dominant minority. East asians are a market-dominant minority in America. So are south asians. We don't consider them a minority.

Posted by: University of Washington[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 08, 2014 02:11 PM (gtjN1)

153 >>When were the French such great military thinkers that we stole their words for our use? Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch Think short guy, big sideways hat. Well, at least that was as close as they came.

Posted by: Aviator at January 08, 2014 02:12 PM (DI+ja)

154 This is one of the top five articles on French comedians that I've read this week. Nice job ace.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 08, 2014 02:12 PM (+lsX1)

155 134 The Grand Tetons are french for "Big Tits"

for reals


Or tetas grandes.  Cause I'm all multilingual and stuff.

Posted by: pep at January 08, 2014 02:12 PM (6TB1Z)

156 Interestingly, east asian IQ, though above avg (Han is about 105), show a smaller std deviation. This means fewer stupid people and fewer super geniuses. Some of the oft-noted conformity of east asian societies is because east asians show less variety in many traits. They behave more similarly because they are more similar to each other.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 02:12 PM (ZPrif)

157 Ah, les sans culottes.
That also means "without panties" nowadays too.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 08, 2014 02:13 PM (PK+r9)

158 Dreyfus and Vichy were separated by over 40 years.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 02:13 PM (V70Uh)

159 "Ashkenazi Jews have an average IQ around 115. Thats a full standard deviation above the European average. I know IQ study is essentially banned in America now, but I find it to be fascinating."

Not just America by any means. James Watson has been rendered persona non grata in Europe after his comments about race and intelligence.

"Well, yes, he's an absolutely brilliant scientific mind and earned the Nobel Prize for his co-discovery of the central mechanism of biology, but he's just too dangerous to have impressionable minds listen to."

Posted by: torquewrench at January 08, 2014 02:13 PM (gqT4g)

160 Self selection of higher IQs might also be the reason West Indian immigrants (who also descended from slaves) and African immigrants, both out-perform AAs economically and academically despite facing the same systemic racial handicaps (whatever they may or may not be)

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 08, 2014 02:14 PM (3wrJ+)

161 And I assume "aux" is french for gold? Aux is with. Or is gold. Like Palme d'Or. Golden palm.

Posted by: University of Washington[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 08, 2014 02:14 PM (gtjN1)

162 The game of soccer was invented by the French so the men would have something to do while the women went and fought in the wars.

Posted by: Hank Hill at January 08, 2014 02:14 PM (012vu)

163 Vestiges of the French Huguenots in low country SC. A flat-bottomed rowboat is referred to as a bateau. And, of course, there are Beaufort SC..., and North Carolina

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 02:14 PM (aDwsi)

164

147
And I assume "aux" is french for gold?

 

No, it's the plural form of "au"...which means "to, at or of".

The French prepositions are sort of multi-task little things.

Posted by: wheatie at January 08, 2014 02:14 PM (1ScqE)

165 Jews and Asians though technically minorities, and historically discriminated against, not protected minorities. Thank God. Saved them.

Posted by: thunderb at January 08, 2014 02:14 PM (4WxQ9)

166 I knew they like Jerry Lewis.  But did they like Peter Sellers?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 02:15 PM (V70Uh)

167 >>>And I assume "aux" is french for gold? no. Aux is a contraction of à le or à les, or "at the (male singlular/plural)." Rather than write à les it gets contracted to aux.

Posted by: Napoleon Bonapart at January 08, 2014 02:15 PM (/FnUH)

168
Interestinger.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 02:15 PM (gYIst)

169

OK, got a lot of Napoleons for "when were etc.", but I like the Lafayettes better.  Even if it's not true. 

 

So, horde, (pronounced "ooard" for this thread), what Triomphe does the Arc d'Triomphe celebrate?  Waterloo?

 

As a bonus, I offer P.J. O'Rourkes only French phrase you need to know: Si nous n'avions pas retiré vos marrons du feu pendant las dieuxiemme guerre mondial, bouch de grenouille, vous parleriez l'allemand aujour-d'hui.

 

"If we hadn't pulled your chestnuts ouf of the fire in the second world war, frogmouth, you'd be speaking German today".

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at January 08, 2014 02:15 PM (A0sHn)

170 160 well yeah smart people get away from stagnation and oppression early. **blink blink**

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 08, 2014 02:15 PM (Tcley)

171 the french for gold is just "or." or more frequently d'or, "of gold."

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2014 02:16 PM (/FnUH)

172 The game of soccer was invented by the French so the men would have something to do while the women went and fought in the wars.

Say it to my face, connard.

Posted by: Les Poilus at Verdun at January 08, 2014 02:16 PM (6TB1Z)

173 But Beaufort is pronounced BYoo Fort, not Bofor

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 02:16 PM (V70Uh)

174 I guess you can see the "or" = "aur" relationship in the world for gold.

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2014 02:17 PM (/FnUH)

175 He should paint his face white and try to get out of an invisible box.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 08, 2014 02:17 PM (9W1fA)

176 Back in my youth, there was a limey rock band entitled Soft Machine.  They were big in France. When they broke up some members formed a group named Matching Mole, which is a pun on the french Machine Molle meaning Soft Machine.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 08, 2014 02:17 PM (Hx5uv)

177 129 119: Piedmont is used in VA too. The whole stretch of it was probably called that before the states were delineated. _________ Yep. Virginia Geographic Regions: Appalachian Plateau, Valley of Va, Blue Ridge Mtns, Piedmont Plains, Coastal Plains What does "plateau" translate to, anyway?

Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 02:17 PM (dSa5I)

178 Benghazi attacker was a fucking Gitmo detainee!! FoxNews just reported.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 02:17 PM (ZPrif)

179 uh yeah, aux is the plural, au is the sing. masculine. like wheatie said.

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2014 02:17 PM (/FnUH)

180 Never turn your back on the French.  They were balls deep in both WWI and WWII, and I'd bet francs to croissants they'll be right smack dab in the middle of instigating WWIII.

Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2014 02:17 PM (TKFmG)

181 aux is like a catch all preposition but I always think of it as-- "of" in a generalized sense. Hard to explain--not in the exact English sense.

Posted by: Checkers at January 08, 2014 02:17 PM (RJMhd)

182 Or is gold. Like Palme d'Or. Golden palm.

Posted by: University of Washington at January 08, 2014 06:14 PM (gtjN1)

 

 

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What a coincidence.  That's the name I gave to my right hand.

Posted by: Soona at January 08, 2014 02:17 PM (PdEAn)

183 89:
I know a Mexican-American who told me that years ago he had to drop off a truckload of trash at the Buena Vista dump. He told the guy at the gate "You know, it's really pronounced Bway-nah Vees-tah" and the guy said (begin extreme Redneck pronunciation) "Around here we pronounce it Byoo-nuh Vista, Boy!"

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at January 08, 2014 02:18 PM (6g9W/)

184 It's all Ace all day today. Just the wacky we need on a Wednesday.

Posted by: wodun at January 08, 2014 02:18 PM (fbqZE)

185 It means that anti-Jew and socialism both = anyone who achieves more could not have done so on merit, and thus doesn't deserve to achieve, and must be punished because they have cheated, conspired, thwarted those who didn't achieve.

Posted by: @ParisParamus at January 08, 2014 02:18 PM (cJ8Kq)

186 It means that anti-Jew and socialism both = anyone who achieves more could not have done so on merit, and thus doesn't deserve to achieve, and must be punished because they have cheated, conspired, thwarted those who didn't achieve.

Shorter version: Democrats

Posted by: pep at January 08, 2014 02:19 PM (6TB1Z)

187 China is doing a lot of research on the genetics of IQ since they aren't afraid of what they'll find. We'll know a lot more in 10 years.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 02:19 PM (ZPrif)

188

Flatbush -- you know what is interesting to me, everyone generally agrees that characteristics like height, body shape, eye color, etc. are genetically passed down. But when it comes to intelligence, we suddenly assume (or  at least we pretend to assume) that it is not an inheritable trait.

I wonder if Hitler and the Nazis (and maybe to a lesser degree systems like Jim Crow and the Apartheid system) makes most people a little fearful of ascribing characteristics like levels of intelligence to particular groups of people. Of course, part of the irony is that Hitler went after the one ethnic group that does appear to have a very high IQ (at least on average).

Posted by: nc at January 08, 2014 02:19 PM (fkBVg)

189 I've been in transit all day, so I don't know how much this has been discussed but the MSM and the fee liberals I have not blocked on FB are just have sexual climaxes about Christie's problems in NJ over the GW Bridge lane closures. GOOD. They are doing us a favor. Kill him now ( and by that I mean his candidacy) so we don't have to do it in the primaries. The MSM and progressives would be doing us a favor.. Oh and as far the French anti-Semite, he and Gates can both go fuck themselves and good choices for the Baseball HOF today. OK that about does it for me and all the news that is fit to print

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2014 02:19 PM (op9Rd)

190 Detroit = "de troit" "the strait" The frogs named a lot of the upper midwest

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 08, 2014 02:20 PM (3wrJ+)

191 I say he is a moslem, maybe a closet moslem, but a moslem nonetheless. Kinda like Ubama, closeted.

Posted by: Erowmero at January 08, 2014 02:20 PM (OONaw)

192 Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 08, 2014 06:20 PM (3wrJ+) Maybe because they sorta OWNED it way back when? LOL

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 02:20 PM (lZBBB)

193 140 Eddie Izzard does stand up comedy routines in French. Pretty interesting--although I'm an Izzard fan so I could be biased. Posted by: Checkers at January 08, 2014 06:10 PM (RJMhd)

There is a documentary about Eddie in which he talks a little about his experiment in attempting standup in French, and the challenges of making comedy translate linguistically and culturally. (It also talks about how he feels more American than British in spirit, ie entrepreneurial instead of self defeatist, which I found extremely interesting.) Worth a look if you haven't seen it yet.

Posted by: LizLem at January 08, 2014 02:21 PM (BF+2f)

194

And I assume "aux" is french for gold?

Aux is with.

 

--------

 

I think the OP was making a funny.  Aux Arcs, golden arches.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at January 08, 2014 02:21 PM (A0sHn)

195 "Plateau - from French, from Old French platel something flat, from plat flat; see plate]"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 02:21 PM (aDwsi)

196 In the near term future (10-20 years) we'll be able to use fertility tech to select for higher IQ off-spring. Huge advantage to a country that adopts that on a mass scale first.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 02:21 PM (ZPrif)

197 MORONS, do a google image search for ""Obama quenelle." Do it! Do it now!

Posted by: Phinn at January 08, 2014 02:21 PM (jN8bg)

198 the other interesting bit is that he's north African, a Noraf to the French. that's their designated go to hate target group

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 08, 2014 02:21 PM (QMczk)

199 "Around here we pronounce it Byoo-nuh Vista, Boy!" Yeah, try Sequim, Burien, or Puyallup. (squim, byur-ee-in, pyoo-ahl-uhp)

Posted by: University of Washington[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 08, 2014 02:21 PM (9PrpA)

200
yeah like Fon du Lac in Wisconsin

and Osh Kosh, also in Wisconsin

(I might be kidding about the latter; I think that one is injun)

Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 02:21 PM (gYIst)

201 Huge advantage to a country that adopts that on a mass scale first.

You'd think so, wouldn't you.

Posted by: Khaaaaaaan at January 08, 2014 02:22 PM (6TB1Z)

202 prepositions are always tough because they don't correspond very well to "our" prepositions. à can mean at, to, "of" (sometimes, "de" means of more often) and "for the purpose of" and other stuff.

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2014 02:22 PM (/FnUH)

203 I'm just going to go ahead and surrender to this thread just to be sure I've got all of my bases covered. Just so you stupide Americans know, bases is French for bases.

Posted by: Hollande at January 08, 2014 02:22 PM (PRPp1)

204 "forme fruste?"  cripes, I learn something new every day here at teh hq.  mostly not shit I will use, or even remember, but it's cool.  At least nobody's flying the white flag of surrender like . . . well, you know!

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 02:23 PM (8lmkt)

205 Most traits are heritable. We breed for behavioral traits in animals all the time. Humans are no different.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 02:23 PM (ZPrif)

206 China is doing a lot of research on the genetics of IQ since they aren't afraid of what they'll find. That's surprising, because Chinese are not shy about their racism. I assume they believe that of course the Chinese are superior.

Posted by: University of Washington[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 08, 2014 02:23 PM (9PrpA)

207 >>>Aux is with. no that's avec.

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2014 02:23 PM (/FnUH)

208 Is it true that Chicago is an Indian word meaning "festering shithole, smelling of rancid onions, from which crawl all manner of political assholes?"

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2014 02:23 PM (roTS7)

209 Posted by: nc at January 08, 2014 06:19 PM (fkBVg)

For history geeks only: I'm reading an interesting book now.  The Most Dangerous Book by Krebs.  It is about ancient Roman historian Tacitus's book Germania and how it has been used and abused by the Nazis and others to justify their point of view.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 08, 2014 02:23 PM (Hx5uv)

210 most English words which are abstractions / concept originate in French


concrete objects mostly originate in German.


The upper class in England was 'Norman' French, or posing as that; the 'Anglo-Saxons' were mostly middle and lower class.  Demographics is dictionaries, or something like That


military ranks originate in French ( see above )

Posted by: Hedwig Bleibtreu at January 08, 2014 02:24 PM (omBWL)

211 Posted by: nc at January 08, 2014 06:19 PM (fkBVg) What really scary is that if you look at Western trends... Smart people are marrying smart people (because its nice to have a conversation now and then).... And having small families... because they understand what it will cost to raise and educate them... While those with limited IQs seem to have larger families.... And as we've made it so the stupid survive more easily.... We may have the very first case in history, of reverse evolution in progress...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 02:24 PM (lZBBB)

212 This dipshit is just a con artist working a con. And there are plenty of marks that always fall for a con.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2014 02:24 PM (oFCZn)

213 Just so you stupide Americans know, bases is French for bases.

Closing in on an Ace of Base joke, here . . .

(why yes, I am in a time warp)

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2014 02:24 PM (roTS7)

214 "aux" also gives us the very poetic French way of saying "United States" aux Etats-Unis "OWES-eh-taz-OONI"

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 08, 2014 02:24 PM (3wrJ+)

215 aux is 'from', as in 'of'

Posted by: Hedwig Bleibtreu at January 08, 2014 02:24 PM (omBWL)

216 208 Is it true that Chicago is an Indian word meaning "festering shithole, smelling of rancid onions, from which crawl all manner of political assholes?"

Synonyms include Detroit.

Posted by: pep at January 08, 2014 02:25 PM (6TB1Z)

217 That's surprising, because Chinese are not shy about their racism. I assume they believe that of course the Chinese are superior. Posted by: University of Washington at January 08, 2014 06:23 PM (9PrpA) Yup and whatever they are not good at they are great at stealing.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2014 02:25 PM (op9Rd)

218 "aux" is originally from the German, and means "A whale's vagina"

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2014 02:25 PM (/FnUH)

219 Potatoes au gratin means Potatoes with grease

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2014 02:26 PM (oFCZn)

220 Upper Midwest: Michilimakinac, Sault St. Marie, etc. in Michigan There is a "Versailles" in Ohio, but us local bumpkins pronounce is "Vur-Sales", 'cause we is just that dumb.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 08, 2014 02:26 PM (RFeQD)

221 Je peux jouir tans la bouche?

Posted by: Pierre at January 08, 2014 02:26 PM (Qev5V)

222 China is doing a lot of research on the genetics of IQ since they aren't afraid of what they'll find.
We'll know a lot more in 10 years.


Right, because if there's anyone I trust to publish scientific studies free of propaganda, it's the Chinese.

Prediction: Their results will show that the Chinese have the highest IQs, with their enemies (real or perceived) being dummies.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 08, 2014 02:26 PM (SY2Kh)

223

Eddie Izzard does stand up comedy routines in French.
Pretty interesting--although I'm an Izzard fan so I could be biased. Posted by: Checkers at January 08, 2014 06:10 PM (RJMhd)

 

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The guy who played Festus on the series "Gunsmoke" would show up many times on German tv speaking German.  He'd even sing and dance.

 

This was in the 70's.

Posted by: Soona at January 08, 2014 02:26 PM (PdEAn)

224
Yup and whatever they are not good at they are great at stealing.


The Chinese don't consider it stealing.  They consider it tribute.

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2014 02:26 PM (roTS7)

225 Avec moi?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 08, 2014 02:26 PM (V4CBV)

226 174 I guess you can see the "or" = "aur" relationship in the world for gold.
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2014 06:17 PM (/FnUH)

Yes.

Posted by: Auric Goldfinger at January 08, 2014 02:26 PM (BF+2f)

227 obama sez you only know how to say sil vous plait morons

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 08, 2014 02:26 PM (DO6Uz)

228 self correction: aux etats-unis is actually "from the USA", I heard that a bunch

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 08, 2014 02:26 PM (3wrJ+)

229 195 Merci. I find this all quite interesting. Not the joo-hating frog, but the names I never realized were of french origin. Detroit? Ozarks? Hmm...

Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 02:26 PM (dSa5I)

230 'ace' is a French word...

Posted by: Hedwig Bleibtreu at January 08, 2014 02:26 PM (omBWL)

231 We may have the very first case in history, of reverse evolution in progress... Posted by: Romeo13 There was a funny movie about that......

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 08, 2014 02:27 PM (RFeQD)

232 "aux" is originally from the German, and means "A whale's vagina"

wherein you may find a freakin' cannon, not just a little handgun like some people pack (kicking myself for working and missing that thread, dammit)

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 02:27 PM (8lmkt)

233 I laugh when I see "with au jus" on American menus.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 08, 2014 02:27 PM (V4CBV)

234 NYT genetics guy is about to publish a book that looks at the genetics of this stuff. Gonna ruffle a lot of feathers. He's a liberal, but the science is so overwhelming he can't help but say what it says. Will be interesting to see the fallout.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 02:27 PM (ZPrif)

235 Hoosier - Literal translation, well..., 'Hoosier' Origin - No one has the slightest idea. James Whitcomb Riley was the last one to care, in spite of rumors about Kurt Vonnegut.

Posted by: Telly Savalas, AKA, Your Daddy at January 08, 2014 02:27 PM (aDwsi)

236 193 140 Eddie Izzard does stand up comedy routines in French. Pretty interesting--although I'm an Izzard fan so I could be biased. Posted by: Checkers at January 08, 2014 06:10 PM (RJMhd) There is a documentary about Eddie in which he talks a little about his experiment in attempting standup in French, and the challenges of making comedy translate linguistically and culturally. (It also talks about how he feels more American than British in spirit, ie entrepreneurial instead of self defeatist, which I found extremely interesting.) Worth a look if you haven't seen it yet. Posted by: LizLem at January 08, 2014 06:21 PM (BF+2f) *********** Thanks. Damn that is interesting. Will check it out.

Posted by: Checkers at January 08, 2014 02:27 PM (RJMhd)

237 Aux is the plural form of "à la" as in to the "United States." But really, Google "Obama quenelle." Really.

Posted by: Phinn at January 08, 2014 02:27 PM (jN8bg)

238 Yup and whatever they are not good at they are great at stealing. It's too bad their economy is built on a pile of tinder. Countries in economic collapse tend to lash out.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 08, 2014 02:27 PM (9PrpA)

239 Yup and whatever they are not good at they are great at stealing.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2014 06:25 PM (op9Rd)

 

 

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Russians too.

Posted by: Soona at January 08, 2014 02:27 PM (PdEAn)

240

aux Etats-Unis

 

No, that means "in the/to the United States".

 

Re: abstract French/concrete German...I like the class aspect to the theory.  I've always thought the same was true of the original languages.  Chaise is ephemeral, like the idea of something you might sit on; Stuhl is palpable, you could sit on the word itself.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at January 08, 2014 02:28 PM (A0sHn)

241 most English words which are abstractions / concept originate in French


concrete objects mostly originate in German.
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Most ironic words originate in New York.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 08, 2014 02:28 PM (Hx5uv)

242 211 While those with limited IQs seem to have larger families....
And as we've made it so the stupid survive more easily....
We may have the very first case in history, of reverse evolution in progress...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 06:24 PM (lZBBB)

They say the fittest shall survive.
Yet the unfit may live.

Posted by: DEVO at January 08, 2014 02:28 PM (9W1fA)

243 Posted by: Phinn at January 08, 2014 06:21 PM (jN8bg) /facepalm.... Obama blows off his own foot?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 02:28 PM (lZBBB)

244 This was in the 70's. Posted by: Soona That was Ken Curtis. He was a cast regular in a lot of John Ford movies in the 40's and 50's, like "Rio Grande" and "Mr. Roberts", to name a few.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 08, 2014 02:28 PM (RFeQD)

245 Everything French is stupid.  Except for the sauces. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 02:28 PM (8lmkt)

246

Romeo13

Well yes and no. Yes, I generally agree with everything you said -- but evolution is not really about producing a better creature or species, its just about producing a species that is most adapted to survive a particular environment.

I suppose its possible that at a certain point, having more relative intelligence does not confer any additional survival benefit.

Bacteria are non-thinking, but from an evolutionary standpoint they are extremely successful.

Posted by: nc at January 08, 2014 02:28 PM (fkBVg)

247 maybe libs hate IQ study b/c they dont trust themselves not to rev up the ol' progressive eugenics machine again.

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 08, 2014 02:29 PM (3wrJ+)

248 Hold it, is there a bell curve associated with this stuff?

Posted by: Hernnstein & Murray at January 08, 2014 02:29 PM (aDwsi)

249 But really, Google "Obama quenelle." Looks like he's brushing off his shoulder. Dunno.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 08, 2014 02:29 PM (9PrpA)

250 230 'ace' is a French word... Posted by: Hedwig Bleibtreu at January 08, 2014 06:26 PM (omBWL) ************** And "Spade" is both german and frwench from the Alsace Lorraine region. That's why Ace uses both hands when he plays with his Bat...man.

Posted by: Checkers at January 08, 2014 02:29 PM (RJMhd)

251 It's too bad their economy is built on a pile of tinder. Countries in economic collapse tend to lash out.

**checks expiration date on his fire extinguishers**

Posted by: pep at January 08, 2014 02:30 PM (6TB1Z)

252 Every time someone breaks out their high school French, I always say, 'les jeux sont faits.' It's what Ed Rooney said to the person he thought was Ferris in the pizza shop. No one ever knows what it means and they get to feel stupid while I feel superior, which is what languages are all about.

Posted by: MJ at January 08, 2014 02:30 PM (PRPp1)

253 A Troublesome Inheritance: Genes, Race, and Human History Comes out in May. Gonna cause waves. Author is the NYT Science writer, liberal in good standing. --Drawing on startling new evidence from the mapping of the genome, an explosive new account of the genetic basis of race and its role in the human story Fewer ideas have been more toxic or harmful than the idea of the biological reality of race, and with it the idea that humans of different races are biologically different from one another. For this understandable reason, the idea has been banished from polite academic conversation. Arguing that race is more than just a social construct can get a scholar run out of town, or at least off campus, on a rail. Human evolution, the consensus view insists, ended in prehistory. Inconveniently, as Nicholas Wade argues in A Troublesome Inheritance, the consensus view cannot be right. And in fact, we know that populations have changed in the past few thousand years—to be lactose tolerant, for example, and to survive at high altitudes. Race is not a bright-line distinction; by definition it means that the more human populations are kept apart, the more they evolve their own distinct traits under the selective pressure known as Darwinian evolution. For many thousands of years, most human populations stayed where they were and grew distinct, not just in outward appearance but in deeper senses as well. Wade, the longtime journalist covering genetic advances for The New York Times, draws widely on the work of scientists who have made crucial breakthroughs in establishing the reality of recent human evolution. The most provocative claims in this book involve the genetic basis of human social habits. What we might call middle-class social traits—thrift, docility, nonviolence—have been slowly but surely inculcated genetically within agrarian societies, Wade argues. These “values” obviously had a strong cultural component, but Wade points to evidence that agrarian societies evolved away from hunter-gatherer societies in some crucial respects. Also controversial are his findings regarding the genetic basis of traits we associate with intelligence, such as literacy and numeracy, in certain ethnic populations, including the Chinese and Ashkenazi Jews. Wade believes deeply in the fundamental equality of all human peoples. He also believes that science is best served by pursuing the truth without fear, and if his mission to arrive at a coherent summa of what the new genetic science does and does not tell us about race and human history leads straight into a minefield, then so be it. This will not be the last word on the subject, but it will begin a powerful and overdue conversation.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 02:30 PM (ZPrif)

254 211 not reverse evolution, but a reversal to progress. the species doesn't give a damn about IQ,just survival as a species

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 08, 2014 02:30 PM (exd3/)

255 Everything French is stupid. Except for the sauces. Pastries! Yum.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 08, 2014 02:30 PM (9PrpA)

256 Massachusetts police searching for missing 16-year-old boy Caleb Jacoby, son of Boston Globe columnist Jeff Jacoby, was last seen at 12:30 p.m. Monday. Jacoby, who attends the Maimonides School, is described as 5-foot-11 and 140 pounds. Police say they do not suspect foul play. Don't know if this has been mentioned, but Jeff Jacoby is one of the good guys.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2014 02:31 PM (op9Rd)

257 okay, fine, they also do good bread, without all that sourdough abomination.  ick!

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 02:31 PM (8lmkt)

258 An anecdote from when I was an ugly American in France. They dropped me off with no ado to live with a French family and I really didn't speak French well so it was a bit of a culture shock.  Trying to make a good impression, the first thing they did was to feed me breakfast.  They continually brought me more food and finally I said, "Enough, enough." And they brought me an egg.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 08, 2014 02:31 PM (Hx5uv)

259 Yeah the Obama quenelle is just him doing that retarded jay-z dance move. But that was Nicolas Anelka's defense when the british media freaked out over him using the quenelle "Hey, Obama did it too!"

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 08, 2014 02:31 PM (3wrJ+)

260 Heh...of course I chuckle but we are now "New France" not "New Old England"...

coming soon to a Republic near you.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 02:31 PM (TE35l)

261 He's getting dangerously close to things you can't say in Europe. His government will shit on him, but the National Front's only getting more popular...

Posted by: kartoffel at January 08, 2014 02:32 PM (EcHOO)

262 The Nazi "salute" had its recent roots in Mussolini's Italy, as Il Duce revived that from the old Roman ways. The raised arm and upheld hand was the typical Roman salute to by Legionaires to Centurions, etc.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 08, 2014 02:32 PM (RFeQD)

263 I expect the Left to mount a jihad against Wade once the book is published. We'll see.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 02:32 PM (ZPrif)

264 The French are complicated people. One of their strengths is that they are generally open about their intellectual gymnastics. Soldier: "You are executing me for cowardice in battle but I led the charge and was wounded." Court: "Yes but we drew lots rather than execute the whole division which performed poorly. Soldier: "Ah. That is very egalitarian though not fair." Court: "Have some wine and we shall discuss the meaning of these things and then we will kill you." Soldier: "Oh, thank you." *fin*

Posted by: Daybrother at January 08, 2014 02:32 PM (nXnEs)

265 OBAMA QUENELLE OBAMA QUENELLE OBAMA QUENELLE Why are we talking about M'Bala M'Bala without talking about our ANTI-SEMITIC PRESIDENT AND HIS FABULOUS FRIENDS???

Posted by: Phinn at January 08, 2014 02:32 PM (EKQk0)

266 St. Louis was founded by the French, and settled by the Germans. Bad pronunciation abounds.

Posted by: --- at January 08, 2014 02:32 PM (MMC8r)

267 Stuhl is palpable, you could sit on the word itself. Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at January 08, 2014 06:28 PM (A0sHn) ***** Guttural.

Posted by: Checkers at January 08, 2014 02:32 PM (RJMhd)

268 'connard' is French for 'Joe Biden'


I could do the bidet / Biden thing, but sacred honor forbids it...


( a Biden is a person who drinks from a bidet )

Posted by: Hedwig Bleibtreu at January 08, 2014 02:32 PM (omBWL)

269 That was Ken Curtis. He was a cast regular in a lot of John Ford movies in the 40's and 50's, like "Rio Grande" and "Mr. Roberts", to name a few.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 08, 2014 06:28 PM (RFeQD)

 

 

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The Germans loved him.

Posted by: Soona at January 08, 2014 02:32 PM (PdEAn)

270 in a stupid and insane world the stupid and insane are best adapted to survive, apparently

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 08, 2014 02:33 PM (exd3/)

271 I always say, 'les jeux sont faits.'
-
J'ai aussi.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 08, 2014 02:33 PM (Hx5uv)

272 Besides the pronunciation, the other wonderful thing about Buena Vista, VA is the sign at the edge of downtown: "Welcome to Buena Vista / 6002 happy citizens and 3 old grouches". Seriously, Google it.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at January 08, 2014 02:33 PM (6g9W/)

273 198 the other interesting bit is that he's north African, a Noraf to the French. that's their designated go to hate target group
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 08, 2014 06:21 PM (QMczk)


In one of PJ O'Rourke's books he commented that the French love to lecture Americans about our racism and how we treat blacks but as soon as you start asking them questions about French arabs like say why no arabs live in the 19th Arrondissment they start sputtering and get real quiet.

I actually tried this once on the French wife of an acquaintance when she was going on and on about American racism. And she immediately replied oh well that's because arabs are just dirty, lazy thieves. And then changed the subject.

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 08, 2014 02:33 PM (pAlYe)

274 Posted by: nc at January 08, 2014 06:28 PM (fkBVg) The ultimate in Race survival will be when we get off this Rock.... and that will only come through the work of intelligent people.... I truly believe that the Meek WILL inherit the Earth... because the rest of us are going to leave....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 02:33 PM (lZBBB)

275 New thread. Ace is blogging Japanese now.

Posted by: Checkers at January 08, 2014 02:33 PM (RJMhd)

276 Stuhl is palpable, you could sit on the word itself.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at January 08, 2014 06:28 PM (A0sHn)

*****

Guttural.

Unlike some of the Middle East languages where you have to bring up phlegm to get the correct pronunciation.  Like anybody in Les Etats Unis gives a shit, lol!

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 02:33 PM (8lmkt)

277 Flatbush - Liberals believe that evolution ceased, oh, 50,000 years ago. They are Left Creationists. But will not admit it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 02:33 PM (aDwsi)

278 The scientific papers on the genetics of racial and ethnic groups have been coming in a deluge the past decade. But the Chattering Class that rule us mostly have just not bothered to read them.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 02:33 PM (ZPrif)

279 Now Monsiuer would be tres comic if he brought up his arm, stuck his other arm at the elbow, bring up the forearm in a 90, and then just waggled all his fingers while doing a raspberry.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 02:33 PM (xydLk)

280 Everything French is stupid. Except for the sauces.

Pastries! Yum. Posted by: bonhomme


Sophie Marceau?

Posted by: pep at January 08, 2014 02:34 PM (6TB1Z)

281 Yeah, Tony Parker got in trouble for this not too long ago. I think he has a picture with this guy.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 08, 2014 02:34 PM (WdbF7)

282 the French are antisemitic and they don't like Arabs.

Arabs are Semites.

Or is that the joke?

Posted by: Links at January 08, 2014 02:34 PM (RgIRJ)

283

Maetenloch -- did she really have so little self-awareness?  People love to convince themselves how much better they are than those around them.

Posted by: nc at January 08, 2014 02:34 PM (fkBVg)

284 American racism. And she immediately replied oh well that's because arabs are just dirty, lazy thieves. And then changed the subject.

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 08, 2014 06:33 PM (pAlYe)


Oh, that is priceless, Maet! 

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 02:35 PM (8lmkt)

285 245 Everything French is stupid. Except for the sauces. Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 06:28 PM (8lmkt)

Fronch dressing. Fronch fries. Fronch bread. And to drink....Peru!

Posted by: Ricky's Mom at January 08, 2014 02:35 PM (BF+2f)

286 Unlike some of the Middle East languages where you have to bring up phlegm to get the correct pronunciation. Like anybody in Les Etats Unis gives a shit, lol! Posted by: Peaches --------------------------- ... and German. When I see movies of angry Germans who are spitting mad, I remind my self that they are just speaking loudly, and the spit naturally follows.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 02:36 PM (aDwsi)

287 One more time: in Europe, "far right" means "patriotic nationalist" and has nothing to do with actual right wing politics or economics. They are hardcore socialists who happen to be very hardcore lovers of their country and despise foreigners.
In other words, they have as much to do with American conservatives or the right politically as Mao Tse Tung.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2014 02:36 PM (zfY+H)

288 the French ( or French people who believe themselves to be clever ) love puns


"Amelie" is a never-ending series of puns in French; also makes fun of how slight changes in spelling totally alter the meaning of many French words and names.


also, hating Jews has been a sport in France for centuries.  It wasn't ze Germans who rounded up the Jews in France under Vichy...



Posted by: Hedwig Bleibtreu at January 08, 2014 02:36 PM (omBWL)

289 261 kartoffel at January 08, 2014 06:32 PM (EcHOO)

Europe is going to be an interesting scrying pool into our future.

the EU and International Socialism are predicated on the idea that Western Civ is never to be defended aggressively.  Western Civ is the glue of all our cultures in it by extension our cultures(except the GOOD NEW SOCIALIST PARTS) cannot be defended on the same battlespace that the PC Gestapo invokes on behalf of minorities.  The current "right" really "nationalist fusion left/right" embodied in France by LePen and in England the the ENP(DP) reject the notion and try to meld aspects of worker's paradise with a hard defense of "middle" culture of France and England with some racist fringe overtones.

I loathed them, but unlike a decade ago I cannot say I don't understand them.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 02:38 PM (TE35l)

290 no, the Joke is that the French don't like anyone, especially Jews and Arabs

Posted by: Hedwig Bleibtreu at January 08, 2014 02:38 PM (omBWL)

291 I got screwed sending out boner vistas on my iPhone.

Posted by: tony weiner at January 08, 2014 02:39 PM (PK+r9)

292 287 Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2014 06:36 PM (zfY+H)

Wow you mean "like the original Nazis and Fascists" then?

Yeah of course they will look "capitalist" because in power they will spend money on defense and the military...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 02:39 PM (TE35l)

293

To make sense of it...you have to remember that the 'Louisiana Purchase' encompassed a huge swath of land stretching up the Mississippi.

 

That was 'French Territory' for a long time.

French explorers settled there in the 1700's and opened trading posts...and sold maps that were in French.

 

So a lot of landmarks, etc. were already in French, before we bought the territory.

Posted by: wheatie at January 08, 2014 02:41 PM (1ScqE)

294

Romeo13

From your mouth to God's ear.

I have become a little pessimistic about our ability to leave this planet. I think of the vast distances of space, the short length of our lives and the fact that we are very well adapted to this planet -- but chances are that we would not be that well adapted to any other planet -- or at least anything that we could conceivable reach. I suppose there ways around these problems (and I am certainly not a biologist or physicst), but I just don't know who we can realistically travel much beyond our solar system given the energy and time required and the distances that are involved.

Posted by: nc at January 08, 2014 02:41 PM (fkBVg)

295 289 their future is the Balkans.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 08, 2014 02:41 PM (PoUe9)

296 283 Maetenloch -- did she really have so little self-awareness? People love to convince themselveshow much better they are than those around them.
Posted by: nc at January 08, 2014 06:34 PM (fkBVg)


No - I really don't think she even thought of hating arabs as anyway comparable to the racist hating of blacks. To her it seemed to be just a commonly known fact that arabs are scum.

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 08, 2014 02:41 PM (pAlYe)

297 "terra haute, high earth I guess. Is Terra Haute on a hill?"

Is it in Colorado?  Mile High, in more ways than one...

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 08, 2014 02:41 PM (DMtT+)

298
A potato is a forme frustre fry.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2014 02:42 PM (n0DEs)

299 I do hope this destroys the EU though.

EUrope lost ground to Islam before but enough of EUrope remained to help set the seeds of the enlightenment....

the EU has "surrender and use the newcomers to grind the original citizens to dust" as gameplan...

why kind of like here.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 02:42 PM (TE35l)

300 >>their future is the Balkans.

I'd imagine that happens when you import the population of several other countries into your own borders. Especially populations that have no interest in "assimilating". Coming soon, to a city near you.

Posted by: kartoffel at January 08, 2014 02:43 PM (EcHOO)

301 295 Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 08, 2014 06:41 PM (PoUe9)

*If* we are lucky.  Charles Martel would attack Brussels and secure France.  The EU would lube up and say "vote for the Greens!"

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 02:44 PM (TE35l)

302

Maetenloch:

 

You sure she wasn't a Scandi, they are well-known for their racism, lack of self-awareness and general ill-breeding.

Posted by: nc at January 08, 2014 02:44 PM (fkBVg)

303 I've never figured out how/why the French made the parallel of apples and potatoes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 02:47 PM (aDwsi)

304 With enough new immigrants from Cameroon, and elsewhere in Africa and the middle east, all of these problems will go away. Well, along with France that is.

Posted by: ToursLepantoVienna at January 08, 2014 02:47 PM (UlI/7)

305 In Indiana it is pronounced TerraHutt

Posted by: Trainer at January 08, 2014 02:47 PM (qNzkX)

306 @303 ... pommes et pomme-de-terre (apples and soil apples)? Ya, who knows.

Posted by: ToursLepantoVienna at January 08, 2014 02:48 PM (UlI/7)

307 It also means "I'm a dick head" in French.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell at January 08, 2014 02:51 PM (NHO7i)

308 >>>In one of PJ O'Rourke's books he commented that the French love to lecture Americans about our racism and how we treat blacks but as soon as you start asking them questions about French arabs like say how come no arabs live in the 19th Arrondissment they start sputtering and get real quiet. it's beyond that too. French history books explain the horrors of American slavery. They kinda sorta forget to mention that slavery was legal in the French Empire until 1830 or so... Forget the date. I know the slaves were freed during the French Revolution, but then RE-ENSLAVED about ten years after. Only later were they permanently freed. But you know, America had slaves until 1865 whereas france had them until 1830 so... yannow. Different.

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2014 02:54 PM (/FnUH)

309 There was a fantastically bloody slave rebellion in the French colony of Haiti around 1790 or so. Get this: 100,000 were killed. That's a LOT of people, especially for one not-so-populous island. But the French history books sort of forget to mention that, preferring to talk up the American institution of slavery.

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2014 02:56 PM (/FnUH)

310 Here's a much funnier anti-semite: http://youtu.be/IvETRFs3gsU How would this M'bala M'bala like to suck my balls?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at January 08, 2014 02:57 PM (1hM1d)

311 if anti-Semitism is the socialism of fools, socialism is the anti-Semitism of intellectuals.

I don't get it.

Posted by: toby928© puzzles at January 08, 2014 03:04 PM (QupBk)

312 The French: cowardly yet opinionated, arrogant yet foul-smelling. Anti-Israel, anti-American and, of course, as always, Jew-hating. With all that's going on in the world, isn't it time we got back to hating the French?

Posted by: toby928© puzzles at January 08, 2014 03:07 PM (QupBk)

313 Ah, the full transcript:

"France: rolling countrysides, sprawling vineyards, quaint
cafes. France: home to the world's greatest painters, chefs, and anti-semites.
The French: cowardly, yet opinionated; arrogant, yet foul-smelling;
anti-Israel, anti-American, and, of course, as always, Jew-hating. Paris: the
city of whores, dog feces on every corner, and effete men yelling anti-Semitic
remarks at children. The real crème de la crème of world culture. With all
that's going on in the world, isn't it about time we got back to hating the
French?"

Posted by: toby928© puzzles at January 08, 2014 03:10 PM (QupBk)

314 Is he sucking a lemon in that gif?

Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2014 03:10 PM (sdi6R)

315 314 rickl at January 08, 2014 07:10 PM (sdi6R)

No that is how the frog people smile...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 03:18 PM (TE35l)

316 314 Is he sucking a lemon in that gif? Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2014 07:10 PM (sdi6R)

Yo Mama.

Posted by: These are the jokes, folks at January 08, 2014 03:51 PM (BF+2f)

317 134 The Grand Tetons are french for "Big Tits"  Thank god the French didn't discover the Grand Canyon.

Posted by: Serena at January 08, 2014 04:08 PM (np7MN)

318 French people are dicks. But I will buy their crap until the end of time.

Posted by: pipandbaby at January 08, 2014 04:15 PM (rxsnN)

319 I don't find anything funny, entertaining or interestingly ironic about the Nazi's. Barely a generation has passed since that filth impose its disgusting will upon mankind. They indiscriminately killed or murdered by the thousands in the name of their despicable philosophy. Several of my family members are still buried in France and Belgium- killed in the war to stop their scourge.

You perhaps find this all entertaining that the French somehow don't support free speech because they are trying to ban this fiend. Frankly, I don't care much for the French and their politics, especially the Socialist and their anti-democratic leaning. But it was the same type of attitude that allowed the Nazi's to flourish and accomplish their terrible deeds.

Force him to stop his "free" speech? Well in the name of liberty perhaps no. But I would do everything possible to stop his appeal to hate and the worst that mankind has to offer. Because every extremist has flocked to this buffoon because they believe his intentions are malicious and align with their hate.

I once walked across France, retracing some of the last steps of a relative from the war. During the journey, I came across an older French farmer who inquired about what I was doing. When I told him, his eyes filled and he hugged and kissed me. He stated the Nazi's were the most terrible thing that had ever happened in the history of man. The man didn't say how he suffered, but it was clear he was haunted by ghosts. He concluded by saying that he hoped mankind would never allow such ignorance to rise again. I told him it never would. Now I am not so sure.
 

Posted by: Marcus at January 08, 2014 04:15 PM (rPa1a)

320 I've always been curious about Jewish thought. They've pretty much been the scapegoat for every Christian political party in Europe since Constantine. Martin Luther was a notorious anti-semite. Plague? It's the Jews fault! Kill the Jews! Famine? It's the Jews fault! Kill the Jews! Lose WWI? It's the Jews fault! Kill the Jews!  I believe it was Catherine the Great that banished all the Jews in Russia to what was called the Jewish Pale in what is now the Ukraine, and many of the trades were forbidden to them. That's why so many went on to be lawyers, doctors and academics. When the Communists came on the scene, European Jewry embraced it (think kibbutz). Maybe it was because they were forced into ghettos for so many centuries in Europe. The National Socialists were not the only government that carried out pogroms, they just did it on an industrial scale. And yet, they still overwhelmingly vote for the very same people that would happily put them on trains for resettlement. I just don't understand. Sorry for the long post.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at January 08, 2014 04:32 PM (SudzO)

321 Posted by: Marcus at January 08, 2014 08:15 PM (rPa1a)

I have to agree. I never thought it could happen here, but now I'm not so sure. Sad really.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at January 08, 2014 04:35 PM (SudzO)

322 319 Marcus at January 08, 2014 08:15 PM (rPa1a)

Quite.

That I understand the nationalist movements over there more does not mean I approve of the European Prototypes of the 20-40s ideology or target selection.


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 04:40 PM (TE35l)

323 Franco Harris meets South African sign language guy.

Posted by: Roscoe at January 09, 2014 05:21 AM (MIovV)

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