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January 23, 2014

From the Sidebar: Nation Horrified at Sight of Enormous Mishapen Diseased Fake Boob
— Ace

Oh, and the Daily Mail has the sad story of a porn star with O sized fake breasts (and K-sized fake lips, too).

Before any women ask: The number of men who think that's hot is pretty small. Single digits percentages. Men like breasts. Those are not breasts. If you put a nipple on a cheese grater, it would not be a breast. And those are as far from breasts as cheese graters or, of course, basketballs.

I don't know whether to fondle those or go for three points.

Thanks to @comradearthur and @rdbrewer4.

Open Thread, of course.

Posted by: Ace at 04:58 PM | Comments (269)
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1 first

Posted by: Planet bill at January 23, 2014 04:59 PM (L73uf)

2 A porn star with Ace. I'll BET she's sad. Very, very sad.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 23, 2014 05:00 PM (N/cFh)

3 Something funky going on with this post ace.

Posted by: Hillary 'The Drago Cooter' Clinton at January 23, 2014 05:00 PM (HgfyP)

4 A teste with a face?

Posted by: johnd01 at January 23, 2014 05:00 PM (r0+v0)

5 ...a porn star with...you can't leave us hanging like that.

Posted by: Pastafarian at January 23, 2014 05:00 PM (pCf+a)

6 I like the larger version.

Posted by: Krispy Kreme at January 23, 2014 05:00 PM (Aif/5)

7 I think Ace was killed midpost by the horror that is ... PLANET HILARY!!!

Posted by: A-Hole at January 23, 2014 05:01 PM (ZhIbI)

Isnt such a fatty joke sexist? Hillary being Democrat and all?

Posted by: The Awkward-Turtle at January 23, 2014 05:01 PM (Tf5cu)

9 Does anyone else sort of feel like this just a movie poster from some Nicholas Cage film that they co-oped?

Posted by: Flyguy at January 23, 2014 05:01 PM (p7ikO)

10 Hmm. Maybe it IS time to get new glasses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 23, 2014 05:01 PM (aDwsi)

11 Aw man, and the link don't even work.

Posted by: SGT. York at January 23, 2014 05:02 PM (om4Sq)

12 Giant font. And the rest of what he was about to type out was "Giant boobies". The prone star has like O cups.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 23, 2014 05:02 PM (GEICT)

13 That poor women. Her back must be killing her. And she was much more attractive before all the operations. Now -- ugh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2014 05:03 PM (u82oZ)

14 Isn't this CAC's bailiwick? Don't the cobs have a union?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 23, 2014 05:03 PM (aDwsi)

15 "Nation Horrified at Sight of Enormous Mishapen Diseased Fake Boob"

Whew! I thought the story was going to be about me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 23, 2014 05:03 PM (eHIJJ)

16 Huma's dark matter? No double entendre there. No sir!

Another round of hardwood vs. shag carpet?

Posted by: johnd01 at January 23, 2014 05:03 PM (r0+v0)

17 Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Posted by: Uranus at January 23, 2014 05:04 PM (VVa+w)

18 Is that for freakin' real? And it looks like the gravitational pull that is Hillary is expanding the font here...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 23, 2014 05:04 PM (kbOju)

19 Neptuna

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 23, 2014 05:04 PM (cxs6V)

20 How high do cup sizes go?

Posted by: EC at January 23, 2014 05:05 PM (doBIb)

21 What?! What?!

Posted by: toby928© at January 23, 2014 05:05 PM (QupBk)

22 I have notified the others about this important new information.

Posted by: johnd01 at January 23, 2014 05:06 PM (r0+v0)

23 Huma's Dark Matter? Hahaha!

Posted by: EC at January 23, 2014 05:06 PM (doBIb)

24 I have a comment, but I'll treat this post with the 100 best movie insults. Directed at NY magazine responsible for my future nightmares.

Fuckers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8

Posted by: tangonine at January 23, 2014 05:07 PM (x3YFz)

25 Hillary and Miley team upÂ….. http://t.co/JVXVKKM28c

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 23, 2014 05:07 PM (GEICT)

26 Hilanus

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 23, 2014 05:07 PM (qyoyx)

27 Not pictured in the horror that is "Planet Hillary": Bill in his orbital screw-saucer love-base...

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 23, 2014 05:07 PM (KbrNh)

28 NYT didn't leave as much white space to work with as Time did on the Hillary cover, but we can work with this... Mindful Webworks disavows any relationship with the subsequent Time Magazine cover, "Mindful Revolution." eh? nikclik. "Oh, and the Daily Mail has the sad story of a porn star with Posted by: Ace at 08:58 PM" I don't want that fixed. I like it just the way it are. Classic.

Posted by: mindful webworker defaces magazines at January 23, 2014 05:07 PM (U13jb)

29 Hilanus *snort*

Posted by: toby928© at January 23, 2014 05:08 PM (QupBk)

30 That's no moon...

Posted by: Obi-Wan at January 23, 2014 05:08 PM (buZ/8)

31 WTF were they thinking w/that cover? **shivers**
They hate Hillary, right? That is not flattering.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2014 05:08 PM (POpqt)

32 yeah I screwed up my tag and ruined it... it's fixed now.

Posted by: ace at January 23, 2014 05:08 PM (/FnUH)

33 Oh no! It's Spaceballs!

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2014 05:08 PM (X3GkB)

34 "Posted", eh? Is that what they are calling it these days?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 23, 2014 05:09 PM (aDwsi)

35 Oh, that's not a fake boob. She's real enough...and she's a real boob, too.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 23, 2014 05:09 PM (yh0zB)

36 I studiously avoided that fucking picture all day. Thanks Trash-Boy.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 23, 2014 05:09 PM (ITJ2r)

37 yeah I screwed up my tag and ruined it... it's fixed now. ----------------- No, no..., it was perfect.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 23, 2014 05:09 PM (aDwsi)

38 Joe Biden is not enormous. Especially in the intellect department. However, Biden's ego, stoked by frotteur of a biker bar bab while her man is in the restroom, is out of control. Yet in comparison to pbho's ego, Biden is the sane one.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2014 05:09 PM (u82oZ)

39 Planet Hillary: Dry, Frigid and dense.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 23, 2014 05:09 PM (TI3xG)

40 I posted on a dead thread that this cover desperately needs to be photoshopped, with a "moon" comprised of Cankles' cellulite-riddled buttocks, and maybe some Olestra-related FX.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2014 05:09 PM (pFqpP)

41 At this point, what difference does my testicle face make?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 23, 2014 05:10 PM (HgfyP)

42 They should have depicted her a black hole. she sucks so much.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2014 05:10 PM (POpqt)

43 The link, it seems, Ace was attempting: http://dailym.ai/1hoY3EN Scary, possibly N too SFW.

Posted by: mindful webworker defaces magazines at January 23, 2014 05:10 PM (U13jb)

44
We are turning into a hybrid of Venezuela, North Korea, and Cuba and Ace makes jokes.

/hits HotAir button furiously!!!

Posted by: soothsayer, with arms akimbo at January 23, 2014 05:10 PM (gYIst)

45 I'll take Kelly's tits.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 23, 2014 05:10 PM (0FSuD)

46 30 That's no moon... Posted by: Obi-Wan at January 23, 2014 09:08 PM (buZ/

That's a giant space station of fail.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 23, 2014 05:10 PM (WlWt+)

47 There's a name for her, and it's usually used in a kennel

Posted by: MikeH at January 23, 2014 05:10 PM (DNTer)

48 Jooooospiter*

Posted by: weft cut-loop *[/i] [/b] at January 23, 2014 05:11 PM (cxs6V)

49 32 yeah I screwed up my tag and ruined it... it's fixed now. Posted by: ace at January 23, 2014 09:08 PM (/FnUH) Yea, but now that you fixed it you ruined my joke at post 2.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 23, 2014 05:11 PM (N/cFh)

50 CAC is gonna have flashbacks for years to come.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2014 05:11 PM (po5T9)

51 I'm just glad you didn't link the nasal maggot article, on which I refuse to click.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2014 05:11 PM (sdi6R)

52 Proof that there is no God, or if there is, He hates us.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2014 05:11 PM (UAMVq)

53 We're caught in a tractor beam. It's pulling us in!

Posted by: Han at January 23, 2014 05:12 PM (Tm1Xr)

54 I can see the Great White Blot.

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2014 05:12 PM (X3GkB)

55 That porn star has O-Sized Hillary-Faced planets on her chest!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 23, 2014 05:12 PM (HgfyP)

56 Heliomenopause

Posted by: weft cut-loop *[/i] [/b] at January 23, 2014 05:12 PM (cxs6V)

57 It ain't gravity, it's a vacuum.

Posted by: huerfano at January 23, 2014 05:12 PM (bAGA/)

58 53 We're caught in a tractor beam. It's pulling us in! Posted by: Han at January 23, 2014 09:12 PM (Tm1Xr) *locks in the auxiliary power* Waaaurrruugh!

Posted by: Chewbacca at January 23, 2014 05:13 PM (UAMVq)

59 This would be what would happen if CAC tried to combine a political thread with an astronomy thread.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2014 05:13 PM (sdi6R)

60 59 This would be what would happen if CAC tried to combine a political thread with an astronomy thread. Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2014 09:13 PM (sdi6R) With chemical assistance.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2014 05:14 PM (UAMVq)

61 I can think of some fine uses for those K-Sized lips.

Posted by: Hillary 'Drago Cooter' Clinton at January 23, 2014 05:14 PM (HgfyP)

62 I posted on a dead thread that this cover desperately needs to be photoshopped, with a "moon" comprised of Cankles' cellulite-riddled buttocks, and maybe some Olestra-related FX.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2014 09:09 PM (pFqpP)

No it does not. STFU.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 23, 2014 05:14 PM (yh0zB)

63 You're a lot of woman, Hillary, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

Posted by: Al Czervik at January 23, 2014 05:14 PM (DNTer)

64 Now witness the power of this fully operational battleaxe!

Posted by: Clinton, Inc. at January 23, 2014 05:14 PM (102Hx)

65 Muslim Outreach, indeed.

Posted by: NASA at January 23, 2014 05:15 PM (po5T9)

66 Oh, this your wife, Bill, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

Posted by: Al Czervik at January 23, 2014 05:15 PM (DNTer)

What does CAC call a woman with O-Cup breasts?

A Member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2014 05:15 PM (LI48c)

68 From Twitchy: @BecketAdams ItÂ’s as if Yes and David Lynch did quaaludes and had a lovechild: ItÂ’s as if Yes and David Lynch did quaaludes and had a lovechild:

Posted by: fluffy at January 23, 2014 05:15 PM (Ua6T/)

69 Anybody seen Leeloo?

Posted by: Warthog at January 23, 2014 05:16 PM (Tm1Xr)

70 Nip Sip - Did you happen to read the USA Today editorial last week re UNC? They included a comment from Kevin Carey at New America Foundation: "UNC Chapel Hill is not a coherent undergraduate institution. It's a holding company that provides shared marketing, finance and physical plant services for a group of autonomous departments, which are in turn holding companies for autonomous scholars who teach as they please. This is the only possible explanation for the years-long, wholly undetected operation of the African and Afro-American Studies Department credit fraud scam. Or, rather, it's the only possible explanation other than a huge, organization-wide conspiracy in which the university administration, department, and football team colluded to hand out fake grades to hundreds of athletes."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 23, 2014 05:16 PM (aDwsi)

71 Open thread, huh? This sinew Rome and its pretty cool: crowd sourced concert videos. Neil Young did an acoustic gig at Carnegie Hall a couple of weeks ago and here is the video. Amazing that this guy has the juice to produce new music worth hearing at 92 years old, or whatever. http://bit.ly/1is9L5f

Posted by: MTF at January 23, 2014 05:16 PM (F58x4)

72 Porn chick has a dude face.

Posted by: NCKate at January 23, 2014 05:16 PM (x6fKj)

73 How high do cup sizes go? Posted by: EC at January 23, 2014 09:05 PM (doBIb) TLC had a show featuring a lady with a 102ZZZ. Lives in Arlington, VA. Apparently they weigh 85 pounds. My back hurts thinking about it.

Posted by: Vendette at January 23, 2014 05:16 PM (MpP9p)

74 I thought the NYT LIKED Hillary?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at January 23, 2014 05:16 PM (PZ6/M)

75 Oh, Mrs. Clinton, I'm looking at you... You wore green so you could hide. I don't blame you - you're a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Clinton, you're a little monkey woman you know that? You're a little monkey woman... You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?

Posted by: Carl Spackler at January 23, 2014 05:17 PM (DNTer)

76 You've heard of "motor-boating"?

That porn star specializes in "ocean-lining."

Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2014 05:17 PM (TM1p8)

77 Is that the Deathstar 2.0?
Then which hole would Luke Skywalker have to shoot into to make her go boom....

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2014 05:17 PM (POpqt)

78 Oh, and by the way, Hillary will not be President. No one likes her, even her own husband, consort, beard, whatever he is.

Posted by: MTF at January 23, 2014 05:17 PM (F58x4)

79 You know what's holding the party back? Anti-Muslim bigots.

Posted by: Jimmy LeSalvia at January 23, 2014 05:17 PM (Aif/5)

There is a very good reason why we never saw that image before. For years, it was a backdrop for photos published by the left. Obama's head obscured the grotesque face and everyone thought it was a halo.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 23, 2014 05:17 PM (BZAd3)

81 73 How high do cup sizes go? Posted by: EC at January 23, 2014 09:05 PM (doBIb) TLC had a show featuring a lady with a 102ZZZ. Lives in Arlington, VA. Apparently they weigh 85 pounds. My back hurts thinking about it. Posted by: Vendette at January 23, 2014 09:16 PM (MpP9p) Holy hell. That's like having twin Death Stars on your chest.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2014 05:18 PM (UAMVq)

82 Or, rather, it's the only possible explanation other than a huge, organization-wide conspiracy in which the university administration, department, and football team colluded to hand out fake grades to hundreds of athletes."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 23, 2014 09:16 PM (aDwsi)

I'm gonna go with option B.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 23, 2014 05:18 PM (yh0zB)

83 "71 Open thread, huh? This sinew Rome" Should have read "This is new to me" Between my diseased mind and Apple spell check, there is sometimes a crazed result.

Posted by: MTF at January 23, 2014 05:19 PM (F58x4)

84 Planet Hillary --

Located in the constellation Female-Canis Major.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 23, 2014 05:19 PM (VVa+w)

85 Recall and relate her only accomplishments, again and againÂ… 1) Aided and abetted in security lapses that got four Americans killed in Benghazi, and 2) Aided and abetted a serial adulterer

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 23, 2014 05:19 PM (HsTG8)

86 GGE - There is no wrong answer

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 23, 2014 05:19 PM (aDwsi)

87 She's fallen and she can't get up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 23, 2014 05:19 PM (ZS1LI)

88 Then which hole would Luke Skywalker have to shoot into to make her go boom.... Wouldn't touch that with a stolen T-16.

Posted by: Luke Skywalker at January 23, 2014 05:20 PM (UAMVq)

89 How high do cup sizes go? Posted by: EC at January 23, 2014 09:05 PM (doBIb) Quite high. Let's put some perspective here: my wife can't shop at Victoria's Secret. They only go up to a DD. The model in my project from 2011 was a G-cup. Several candidates for a few future projects range from an E to HH. There are a lot of women out there who are considered "large" when in reality thats just their normal.

Posted by: CAC at January 23, 2014 05:20 PM (npTnN)

90 Leeloo Dallas Clinton mul-ti-pass.

Posted by: Leeloo Dallas Clinton at January 23, 2014 05:20 PM (TKFmG)

91 My back hurts thinking about it.

Posted by: Vendette at January 23, 2014 09:16 PM (MpP9p)

The only way I can imagine her being able to stand is if they are actually helium balloons...but then, how would she not float away? Inquiring minds...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 23, 2014 05:20 PM (yh0zB)

92 73 My back hurts thinking about it. Posted by: Vendette there you go, just thinking about yourself

Posted by: navycopjoe now with 3X the hate at January 23, 2014 05:20 PM (At8tV)

93 Coming soon to a Banana Republic near you. Get used to the idea, bitchez, we are toast, we been toast since GHWB.

Posted by: dr kill at January 23, 2014 05:20 PM (CwZEa)

94 Open thread, huh? This sinew Rome and its pretty cool: crowd sourced concert videos. Neil Young did an acoustic gig at Carnegie Hall a couple of weeks ago and here is the video. Amazing that this guy has the juice to produce new music worth hearing at 92 years old, or whatever.

http://bit.ly/1is9L5f

Posted by: MTF at January 23, 2014 09:16 PM (F58x4)

Fuck Neil Young sideways with a pineapple dipped in molten sulfur. Asshole has been touring Canada and trying to trash our oil industry.Send him and his whiney voice back to his pot plantation in Califuckya.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2014 05:20 PM (pFqpP)

95 TLC had a show featuring a lady with a 102ZZZ. Lives in Arlington, VA. Apparently they weigh 85 pounds. My back hurts thinking about it. Posted by: Vendette at January 23, 2014 09:16 PM (MpP9p) Holy hell. That's like having twin Death Stars on your chest. Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2014 09:18 PM (UAMVq) Great googly-moogly you'll need zombie John A. Roebling to build the structure to support those puppies

Posted by: MikeH at January 23, 2014 05:20 PM (DNTer)

96 Behold the power of my fully operational Fail Star!

Posted by: Darth Vader at January 23, 2014 05:21 PM (r0+v0)

97 What kind of surgeon agrees to do an implant like that? Maybe the crazy transvestite down in Florida who gave butt lifts with silicone and fix a flat?

Posted by: no good deed at January 23, 2014 05:22 PM (vBhbc)

98 GGE - There is no wrong answer

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 23, 2014 09:19 PM (aDwsi)

So what you're saying is...all I had to do to get my degree was go to UNC-Chapel Hill for minority studies? Of course, they would never have let me take the classes...cause I don't play football, yeah that's it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 23, 2014 05:22 PM (yh0zB)

99 In space, no one can hear you screech.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2014 05:22 PM (UAMVq)

100 I have fairly large breasts and I have a devil of a time finding comfortable bras that fit well and show them off adequately. I do not understand where these huge enormous boob women get their bras and clothes.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 23, 2014 05:22 PM (RZ8pf)

101 Several candidates for a few future projects range from an E to HH. You are still working that 'It's for my art' angle? Nice.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2014 05:22 PM (po5T9)

102 That's no mo... Shit, forget it Luke. Clearly the Dark Side's won.

Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobe at January 23, 2014 05:22 PM (HgfyP)

103 I like boobs like my grammar school grades -- Bs and Cs; occasional As and Ds when I was in the mood.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 23, 2014 05:22 PM (VGDJR)

104 >>>You know what's holding the party back? **holds up Twister game** hey everybody! the party's saved!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 23, 2014 05:22 PM (KgN8K)

105 I find that a very compelling picture. Such composition! Such color tone! Mmmmmmmm....I find it....uhhhh...uhhhhh....UHHHH!!! Good.

Posted by: Hima Abedin at January 23, 2014 05:23 PM (F58x4)

106 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2014 09:20 PM (pFqpP) Â…Southern man don't need him around anyhow...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 23, 2014 05:23 PM (GEICT)

107 100 In space, no one can hear you screech. Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2014 09:22 PM (UAMVq) Or cackle.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2014 05:23 PM (oFCZn)

108 I saw this earlier today and honestly thought the pic was a spoof of the actual cover.

*This* is the actual cover?

THE FUCK?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2014 05:23 PM (0LHZx)

109 98 What kind of surgeon agrees to do an implant like that? my dream of a 6' ding dong LIVES!!! what's the doc's name?

Posted by: navycopjoe now with 3X the hate at January 23, 2014 05:23 PM (At8tV)

110 Cassandra !

Posted by: The Doctor checking in from the TARDIS at January 23, 2014 05:23 PM (ZglKH)

111 TLC had a show featuring a lady with a 102ZZZ. Lives in Arlington, VA. Apparently they weigh 85 pounds.

I saw that. Her husband was disappointed she had a reduction. It looked like two toddlers fighting under her shirt.

Posted by: no good deed at January 23, 2014 05:23 PM (vBhbc)

112 101 I have fairly large breasts Stopped reading right there.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2014 05:23 PM (UAMVq)

113 there you go, just thinking about yourself Posted by: navycopjoe now with 3X the hate at January 23, 2014 09:20 PM (At8tV) And I'm content! (Go Navy! Beat Army!)

Posted by: Vendette at January 23, 2014 05:23 PM (MpP9p)

114 Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 23, 2014 09:22 PM (RZ8pf)

You know the rule.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 23, 2014 05:23 PM (CWquH)

115 As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle hag!

Posted by: The Emperor at January 23, 2014 05:24 PM (DNTer)

116 She looks like Annoying Orange: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oge7A9SqcKE

Posted by: --- at January 23, 2014 05:25 PM (MMC8r)

117 Planet Hillary

1.5 standard gravity

High velocity winds. Hot and full of aromatic esters and methane.

Sucks the oxygen/life from any exposed humans

Is in a parasitic orbit around the Star SlickWill

Has no indigenous animal life except a strange man in underpants with his clinging mate.

Trails a huge volume of epidermis tissue from some previous catastrophe.

Recently was FasciaFormed using spackle and grout.

Emits a strange periodic bleating sound in the 1500 hertz acoustic band.

Recent gravitational fluctuations from planet Hillary resulted in the deorbiting of a minor moon in the constellation Libya.

Planetary Survey Corps recommendations:
Do not land unless dire emergency and only if aid is enroute.
Take extra underwear and don't answer your phone.

Women operating in the vicinity should take extra precautions due to the variable force fields emanating from SlickWill.

Currently this system after having birthed a very unattractive minor asteroid to the System NaBroCa is on a collision path with the Galaxy UnSta due to instabilities in the intervening dark matter soon to be dissipating.

Warning level HIGH

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 23, 2014 05:25 PM (LSDdO)

118 101 I have fairly large breasts and I have a devil of a time finding comfortable bras that fit well and show them off adequately. I do not understand where these huge enormous boob women get their bras and clothes. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 23, 2014 09:22 PM (RZ8pf) Hang on let me go get my clipboard.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2014 05:25 PM (oFCZn)

119 101 I have fairly large breasts and I have a devil of a time finding comfortable bras that fit well and show them off adequately. I do not understand where these huge enormous boob women get their bras and clothes. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 23, 2014 09:22 PM (RZ8pf) My best guess - custom made

Posted by: MikeH at January 23, 2014 05:25 PM (DNTer)

120
With chemical assistance.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2014 09:14 PM (UAMVq)

poking that Grizzly, huh?

Well, I'm reaching the limit of my allotted youtube links but:

Dumb Ways To Die: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

Posted by: tangonine at January 23, 2014 05:25 PM (x3YFz)

121 Many contenders, but I liked this one the best -

NOW WITNESS THE POWER OF THIS FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL BATTLE STATION https://t.co/sLIjMGKQohÂ—
Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) January 23, 2014

Posted by: dissent555 at January 23, 2014 05:26 PM (yR6A1)

122 Then which hole would Luke Skywalker have to shoot into to make her go boom....

Use your cock, Luke!

Posted by: Obi-Wan Pervnobi at January 23, 2014 05:26 PM (102Hx)

123 Hey NYT Magazine, if I send you a picture, you know, confidentially, a personal picture of a friend of mine, really a body part, um, a really personal back end sort of body part, could you make a mock-up of this same cover for me? Lets just keep this conversation to ourselves, mmmkay?

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 23, 2014 05:26 PM (F58x4)

124 In that poster Hillary looks like Meatwad. Someone needs to 'shop in Obamaster Shake and Joe Bidelock.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 23, 2014 05:26 PM (N/cFh)

125 That's no moon! It's a fully-operational battleaxe!

Posted by: --- at January 23, 2014 05:27 PM (MMC8r)

126 >>>101 I have fairly large breasts and I have a devil of a time finding comfortable bras that fit well and show them off adequately. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 23, 2014 09:22 PM (RZ8pf) Well, I'm a bit of an expert on the subject. If you were to post a pic or three, I could probably help out. Purely out of the goodness of my heart. No thanks are necessary.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 23, 2014 05:27 PM (eQJwb)

127 These aren't the cankles you're looking for.

Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobe at January 23, 2014 05:27 PM (HgfyP)

128 If you have a fake frontground do you still qualify for Harvard Law School?

Posted by: ontherocks at January 23, 2014 05:27 PM (b1lT4)

129 101 I have fairly large breasts

____

Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2014 05:28 PM (0LHZx)

130 118 "Is in a parasitic orbit around the Star SlickWill" Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 23, 2014 09:25 PM (LSDdO) Actually the metaphor works, as she does not give off any light, merely reflects the brilliance of others.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2014 05:28 PM (TGgNi)

131 Someone with time and skillz needs to take the HillaryMoonFace and superimpose it on the wrecking ball.

http://youtu.be/6xljA6zJn4I

Posted by: Country Singer at January 23, 2014 05:28 PM (CWquH)

132

heheheh eh heheh... it looks like Uranus... heheheheh

Posted by: beavis at January 23, 2014 05:29 PM (9gNQd)

133 Purely out of the goodness of my heart. No thanks are necessary. Posted by: DC in Towson at January 23, 2014 09:27 PM (eQJwb) Easy there. She's an Ette. Better to approach slowly and cautiously. Don't want to catch a stiletto to the forehead.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 23, 2014 05:29 PM (GEICT)

134 I'm suing.

Posted by: George Melies at January 23, 2014 05:29 PM (MMC8r)

135 Used to be O-gauge trains, now it's O-gauge motorboats.

Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2014 05:29 PM (tiOTz)

136 Nicole Bonnet writes for the NYT Magazine. Who knew?

Posted by: dogfish at January 23, 2014 05:30 PM (nsOJa)

137 Is there such a thing as a skankle?

Posted by: UWP at January 23, 2014 05:30 PM (2hQRj)

138 It's a gas planet.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 23, 2014 05:30 PM (WdbF7)

139 Hal, when did the pod bay door grow teeth?

Posted by: Dave Bowman at January 23, 2014 05:30 PM (r0+v0)

140 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2014 09:20 PM (pFqpP) ====================== Just because he's ignorant doesn't mean we have to listen to his enviro-crazy bullshit while enjoying his whiny music. Wait- isn't he from Alberta? Or Manitoba? I can't recall. Seriously, musicians say all sorts of stupid shit.

Posted by: MTF at January 23, 2014 05:30 PM (F58x4)

141 Corsets are great for well-endowed women. They show the debutantes off and provide back support.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 23, 2014 05:30 PM (VGDJR)

142 Captain, sensors detect Kling-ons on the dark side.

Posted by: Spock at January 23, 2014 05:30 PM (MMC8r)

143 Okay, a cheese grater with nipples. Granted, it's a cheese grater. But it's got those amazing nipples. Oh, man, this is really confusing. I should probably should stand off. But I can see color. COLOR! Okay, maybe just a little motorboating...

OH DEAR LORD MY FACE! MY FCUKING FACE!!!

Posted by: Bivalve Curious at January 23, 2014 05:31 PM (aGqSh)

144 Wait? This isn't a CAC post on stars?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 23, 2014 05:31 PM (0FSuD)

145 That Hillary thing is horrifying. Where's SMOD?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2014 05:31 PM (P1WNR)

146 I have fairly large breasts {blah blah blah}

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 23, 2014 09:22 PM (RZ8pf)

How're YOU doin'?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 23, 2014 05:31 PM (yh0zB)

147 Phasers set to run.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2014 05:31 PM (P1WNR)

148 118 man, you just sent me on a fruitless internet quest to find a good Traveller profile for Planet Hillary. X 645000 0 maybe

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 23, 2014 05:32 PM (KgN8K)

149 132 Someone with time and skillz needs to take the HillaryMoonFace and superimpose it on the wrecking ball. http://youtu.be/6xljA6zJn4I Posted by: Country Singer at January 23, 2014 09:28 PM (CWquH) Like so? http://t.co/JVXVKKM28c

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 23, 2014 05:32 PM (GEICT)

150 Great. They made her look fatter than Christie.

Posted by: --- at January 23, 2014 05:32 PM (MMC8r)

151 They reclassified me as a star and call HER a planet?

Posted by: Pluto at January 23, 2014 05:32 PM (POpqt)

152 Under 1 minute. http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html#.UuHC2ij0BGE

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2014 05:32 PM (sdi6R)

153 Believe me, you don't want to enter the trench on that Death Star.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 23, 2014 05:33 PM (HgfyP)

154 Isn't that Kuato's girlfriend ah I mean companion? I give thanks for this new thread as I collapsed at comment 600 of the last one.

Posted by: Wendy Davis as Mrs. Daisy Gatsby at January 23, 2014 05:33 PM (dvRYt)

155 I have fairly large breasts and I have a devil of a time finding comfortable bras that fit well and show them off adequately. I do not understand where these huge enormous boob women get their bras and clothes.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 23, 2014 09:22 PM

heheheh eh heheh... yeah, yeah, take your top off... heheheheh

Posted by: beavis at January 23, 2014 05:33 PM (9gNQd)

156 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 23, 2014 09:32 PM (GEICT)

Yeah, but using the vid I posted.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 23, 2014 05:33 PM (CWquH)

157 >>>147 I have fairly large breasts {blah blah blah} Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 23, 2014 09:22 PM (RZ8pf) How're YOU doin'? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 23, 2014 09:31 PM (yh0zB) Close it down. We have a winner at 147. Please collect your winnings at the second window.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 23, 2014 05:34 PM (eQJwb)

158 Hahahaha, awesome, BC!

Posted by: no good deed at January 23, 2014 05:34 PM (vBhbc)

159
BTW -- editorial over at the NYT Mag discusses how that horrifying cover came together:

When we created the cover of this SundayÂ’s magazine to accompany Amy ChozickÂ’s article about Hillary Rodham ClintonÂ’s influence on the various people within her political universe, the immediate idea that came to mind was ClintonÂ’s face embedded on a planet...

http://tinyurl.com/k5ephj8

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Prelim sketches and alt-art at the link.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 23, 2014 05:34 PM (kdS6q)

160 We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.

Posted by: Goodnight Moon at January 23, 2014 05:34 PM (0It32)

161 Yeah, but using the vid I posted. Posted by: Country Singer at January 23, 2014 09:33 PM (CWquH) Ah. Now that would take some serious skill.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 23, 2014 05:34 PM (GEICT)

162 Just because he's ignorant doesn't mean we have to listen to his enviro-crazy bullshit while enjoying his whiny music. Wait- isn't he from Alberta? Or Manitoba? I can't recall. Seriously, musicians say all sorts of stupid shit. Posted by: MTF at January 23, 2014 09:30 PM (F58x4) He was born in Toronto. Big difference.

Posted by: Vendette at January 23, 2014 05:34 PM (MpP9p)

163 >>Like so? http://t.co/JVXVKKM28c

Need. Brainbleach.Now!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2014 05:35 PM (POpqt)

164 146 That Hillary thing is horrifying. Where's SMOD? Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2014 09:31 PM (P1WNR) ====================== That is SMOD.

Posted by: MTF at January 23, 2014 05:35 PM (F58x4)

165 I'm pretty sure there was once a partial photo posted of a miss PGiS from a moron meetup.

Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2014 05:36 PM (LI48c)

166 Looking at that Hillary as a giant smiling moon cover and writing as a guy who's done a great deal of design and illustration work, I can only ask: What the hell were they thinking? I mean, this cover concept had to pass through God knows how many hands, from the Art Department on up to the editorial board and--almost certainly--to the editor-in-chief and even to the publisher, and none of them thought this was a bad idea, if only from the perspective of simple aesthetics? However blinded by partisanship they may be, however clouded their judgment, somebody somewhere had to see this and think holy crap that looks awful. The smiling Hillary moon looks like the planet-eating machine from an old Star Trek episode about to consume its cosmic neighbors.

Posted by: troyriser at January 23, 2014 05:36 PM (ptcFO)

167 Wait- isn't he from Alberta? Or Manitoba? I can't recall.

Seriously, musicians say all sorts of stupid shit.

Posted by: MTF at January 23, 2014 09:30 PM (F58x4)

Yeah, he's from Manitoba, I think. But he has lived in the USA so long that any Canadian-ness he might have had has long since worn off. He's entitled to his stupid beliefs, and I am entitled to not support him by buying his records. And furthermore, I'm entitled to urge others not to buy his shit. That's what the free market is all about.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2014 05:36 PM (pFqpP)

168 That is SMOD. Posted by: MTF at January 23, 2014 09:35 PM (F58x4) Need to know factor. You won't need to know when it comes. Relax.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 23, 2014 05:36 PM (0FSuD)

169 Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle

I hear ya, I have trouble fitting my giant internet penis in my pants.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2014 05:36 PM (P1WNR)

170 125 In that poster Hillary looks like Meatwad. Someone needs to 'shop in Obamaster Shake and Joe Bidelock. Posted by: Weirddave at January 23, 2014 09:26 PM (N/cFh) Meatwad get the money, 'kay? Meatwad get the Huma, A. Riding in my car, living like a star, ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 23, 2014 05:36 PM (HsTG8)

171 Planet Hillary: Extremely harmful.

Posted by: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy at January 23, 2014 05:36 PM (Tm1Xr)

172 Just as a note - they're filled with scar tissue, lymph and pus, not jiggles. They use a cord to make a cavity that continually irritates the flesh and they're walking abcesses. Not nice.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 23, 2014 05:37 PM (UfYXk)

173 ... to boldly go where...

Uh, yeah fuck that noise. Get us away from here, Mr. Sulu.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at January 23, 2014 05:37 PM (VVa+w)

174 The planet Lezbos. The aliens, (lezbanians), can only be defeated by a rare radioactive agent called testonite. Or hillbilly womanizers.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 23, 2014 05:37 PM (Bd6GP)

175 >>>Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 23, 2014 09:32 PM Dead. To. Me.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 23, 2014 05:37 PM (eQJwb)

176 He was born in Toronto. Big difference. Posted by: Vendette at January 23, 2014 09:34 PM (MpP9p ====================== I just got back from Wikipedia. They say Winnipeg. Wikipedia of course is hardly ever, ok, never right, so I guess I have to go with Toronto.

Posted by: MTF at January 23, 2014 05:37 PM (F58x4)

177 160 Wow, there are some truly idiotic people who have control of major magazines. I could even see them doing a more stylistic representation, with Hillary in the center and then have other pols orbiting her. But they chose a flesh toned planet that looks oblong because of face placement and what we got was a hairless testicle floating in space.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2014 05:38 PM (TGgNi)

178 There seems to be some interdepartmental conflict at the New York Times Magazine.

That is NOT a very flattering cover.

It IS funny as hell though.

Hence the conflict.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 23, 2014 05:38 PM (LSDdO)

179 Meth is a hell of a drug. Prelim sketches and alt-art at the link. ------- *Grabs guns and runs for the hills*

Posted by: Adam at January 23, 2014 05:38 PM (Aif/5)

180 Yeah, he's from Manitoba, I think. But he has lived in the USA so long that any Canadian-ness he might have had has long since worn off. He's entitled to his stupid beliefs, and I am entitled to not support him by buying his records. And furthermore, I'm entitled to urge others not to buy his shit. That's what the free market is all about. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2014 09:36 PM (pFqpP) He was born in Toronto, grew up in Winnipeg but moved to CA when he was 23.

Posted by: Vendette at January 23, 2014 05:38 PM (MpP9p)

181 Good first stage burn, and they're now on the Centaur second stage.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2014 05:39 PM (sdi6R)

182
Imagine looking at that for 4 years. And its still got 3 years of helenthomasing to do.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2014 05:39 PM (n0DEs)

183 I saw Busty Hart with some buddies in some shithole stripclub in Bridgeport, CT, back in '90 or so. It was amazing in the respect that they were so big as to be unsexy at all, but also the fact that she could smash beer cans 'n' shit with 'em. I'll take Mrs. Jakeman's B-cups any day of the week.

Posted by: jakeman at January 23, 2014 05:39 PM (vH4YP)

184 That porn star has a face like Arnold Schwarzenegger circa 1991. Is anyone actually paying to beat off to that?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 23, 2014 05:39 PM (30eLQ)

185 I ain't flyin' down that trench to shoot into that exhaust port. No f'n way.

Posted by: Luke Skywalker at January 23, 2014 05:40 PM (MMC8r)

186 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2014 09:36 PM (pFqpP) ================== My sentiments exactly. This is free, happily, if anyone wants to listen. While we are at it: Don't buy the NYT!

Posted by: MTF at January 23, 2014 05:40 PM (F58x4)

187 Dead. To. Me. Posted by: DC in Towson at January 23, 2014 09:37 PM (eQJwb) Admit it. You laughed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 23, 2014 05:40 PM (GEICT)

188 >>>We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good was listening to a podcast about russians taking germany in ww2 and there's a colonel talking to a mother superior at the nunnery they was staying at. polite and cultured. he says they should run now becoz his men are professional soldiers but they've been ordered to advance and the men who will follow are scum. they didn't and they were raped and killed and looted i kinda think that's how a hillary presidency would be like

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 23, 2014 05:40 PM (KgN8K)

189 185 She actually looks like a living version of that Fem-skin stuff someone posted the other week.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2014 05:41 PM (TGgNi)

190 >>Imagine looking at that for 4 years.

Or listening to her hideous voice.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2014 05:41 PM (POpqt)

191 I think that looks more like an inflated scrotum than a testicle.

"Does this magazine cover make my ass look fat?"

No cause now your face does that.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 23, 2014 05:41 PM (LSDdO)

192 And its quite possibly the worst photoshop I have seen since the late 90s.

Posted by: --- at January 23, 2014 05:41 PM (MMC8r)

193 Did anyone watch Klondike? It was on Discovery channel Monday thru last night. Excellent.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 23, 2014 05:42 PM (/IQip)

194 Close it down. We have a winner at 147. Please collect your winnings at the second window.

Posted by: DC inTowson at January 23, 2014 09:34 PM (eQJwb)

There's a reason the classics are classic.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 23, 2014 05:42 PM (yh0zB)

195 But enough of this funneh stuff lets get back to the internecine bloodletting. Who wants to start it off?

Posted by: Less Wonkish More Rogue at January 23, 2014 05:42 PM (dvRYt)

196 If you put a nipple on a cheese grater ContinueÂ…

Posted by: Marquis de Sade at January 23, 2014 05:42 PM (XvHmy)

197 He was born in Toronto, grew up in Winnipeg but moved to CA when he was 23.

Posted by: Vendette at January 23, 2014 09:38 PM (MpP9p)

So he has been a USA resident for nigh-on 2/3 of his life, then? The better part of 50 years? Ted Cruz has a better claim on being Canadian. And he might be able to sing, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2014 05:43 PM (pFqpP)

198 >>>Admit it. You laughed. Did anyone hear that? No? Must be the wind.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 23, 2014 05:43 PM (eQJwb)

199 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes : http://tinyurl.com/ne6l6mg

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2014 05:43 PM (P1WNR)

200 I do not understand where these huge enormous boob women get their bras and clothes.

Stripper catalogues. They cater to women with fake or naturally-not-normal breasts.

/disclosure: in a former life I dated a "bbw" who had to go that route. This was the late 1990s though; it's likely those bras have gone more mainstream since then.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 23, 2014 05:44 PM (30eLQ)

201 Admit it. You laughed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 23, 2014 09:40 PM (GEICT)

Ain't admitting to a damn thing.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 23, 2014 05:44 PM (yh0zB)

202 Moon over Miasma

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2014 05:44 PM (X3GkB)

203 196 *skutch* and other knife sounds

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 23, 2014 05:44 PM (KgN8K)

204 A planet where cankles evolved from MEN?

Posted by: Chuck Heston at January 23, 2014 05:44 PM (MMC8r)

205 BC, another good parody of HillaryMoonFace would be with this guy:

http://tinyurl.com/mkvqfo2

Posted by: Country Singer at January 23, 2014 05:45 PM (CWquH)

206 You can buy a mini-button with the same image on it from Cafe Press. They've sold 4903 of them. Those people need real help.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 23, 2014 05:45 PM (080XV)

207 All these worlds are yours except Planet Hillary. Attempt no landings there.

Posted by: HAL at January 23, 2014 05:45 PM (vH4YP)

208 We're going in at the exhaust port!

Posted by: Luke Skywalker[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 23, 2014 05:45 PM (yz6yg)

209 Speaking of Planet Lesbos, did anyone catch the story in e Daily Mail about the Chinese billionaire? It seems he has a daughter, a woman who married her girlfriend in a wild moment in Paris and is now saying she is gay. Daddy is unpersuaded, and to hedge his DNA's desire to make it to another generation, he is offering about $100 million bucks to anyone able to flip his daughter straight. Bill Clinton is thinking this is getting to interesting territory. Morons with interest better get a move on. http://dailym.ai/1eWHi1H

Posted by: MTF at January 23, 2014 05:46 PM (F58x4)

210 Did anyone hear that? No? Must be the wind. Posted by: DC in Towson at January 23, 2014 09:43 PM (eQJwb) Don't make me breakout the really disturbing stuff.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 23, 2014 05:46 PM (GEICT)

211 there shouls be hands on either side, no?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 23, 2014 05:46 PM (KgN8K)

212 209 We're going in at the exhaust port! Posted by: Luke Skywalker at January 23, 2014 09:45 PM (yz6yg) I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 23, 2014 05:46 PM (UAMVq)

213 208 All these worlds are yours except Planet Hillary. Attempt no landings there. Posted by: HAL at January 23, 2014 09:45 PM (vH4YP) Aaaand we have thread winner.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2014 05:46 PM (sdi6R)

214 Planet Hillary is grimacing, because, asteroids.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2014 05:47 PM (pFqpP)

215 planet goatse hilary, i mean

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 23, 2014 05:47 PM (exd3/)

216 Where's Ender when you need him?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2014 05:47 PM (POpqt)

217 The Atlas second stage is hauling ass and is approaching cutoff.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2014 05:47 PM (sdi6R)

218 Apropos of nothing, I suppose, I'm still figuring out this new computer. I've also ordered a motherboard to see if I can resurrect the old Acer, just cause. The motherboard was only twelve bucks, so if it doesn't work it's not like I'm out a great deal. I spent more on it trying to get it to work before I bought the new laptop.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 23, 2014 05:48 PM (yh0zB)

219 Chinese bi (if we're lucky) chick with a $100 mil bonus?

I think the competition might be stiff.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 23, 2014 05:48 PM (30eLQ)

220 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes : http://tinyurl.com/ne6l6mg --------- Documentary?

Posted by: Adam at January 23, 2014 05:48 PM (Aif/5)

221 Stripper catalogues =================== There are such things? Mrs. MTF gets every damn catalogue in existence but I've never seen one of those!

Posted by: MTF at January 23, 2014 05:48 PM (F58x4)

222 so Uranus becomes Urodham. A picture is worth a thousand words, many of will will get Billy Jeff more oral than I've ever gotten

Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2014 05:48 PM (zjcTL)

223 All these worlds are yours except Planet Hillary. Attempt no landings there. Posted by: HAL at January 23, 2014 09:45 PM (vH4YP) --------------------------- Deal.

Posted by: Humanity's Penis at January 23, 2014 05:48 PM (JDIKC)

224 M-O-O-N, that spells goon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 23, 2014 05:48 PM (ZS1LI)

225 The Red Planet.

Posted by: --- at January 23, 2014 05:49 PM (MMC8r)

226 208 All these worlds are yours except Planet Hillary. Attempt no landings there. Posted by: HAL at January 23, 2014 09:45 PM (vH4YP) I think the guy with his eyeballs in his hand from Event Horizon works here too. "Liberate Te Ex Infernis" indeed...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2014 05:49 PM (TGgNi)

227 that's disturbing she's gonna have back problems... plus, she's like 102 years old I mean, I'm old, and I'm like "No thanks, Gramma..."

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 23, 2014 05:49 PM (JMmQ9)

228 208 All these worlds are yours except Planet Hillary. Attempt no landings there. Posted by: HAL at January 23, 2014 09:45 PM (vH4YP) Aaaand we have thread winner. Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2014 09:46 PM (sdi6R) Disclosure, I had to google the exact quote for accuracy, because my memory sucks.

Posted by: jakeman at January 23, 2014 05:49 PM (vH4YP)

229 220 Chinese bi (if we're lucky) chick with a $100 mil bonus? I think the competition might be stiff. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 23, 2014 09:48 PM (30eLQ) Huh huh. You said stiff. Uh huh huh huh!

Posted by: Butthead at January 23, 2014 05:49 PM (UAMVq)

230 Choose: planet Hillary! or planet Uranus

... and that's why I'm celibate

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 23, 2014 05:50 PM (30eLQ)

231 and seriously, that picture is just repulsive. I suspect that the NY Times ass kissers ran it by the Ready For Hillary! idiots before they ran it. I can hardly wait till they run the similar picture of Christie.

Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2014 05:50 PM (zjcTL)

232 >>>Don't make me breakout the really disturbing stuff. Wait, it gets worse? Fuckitall. Stop this planet, I want off. That wrecking ball one was a nice photoshop, even if it did give me ED.....wait, Cougar just walked by, I'm good now.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 23, 2014 05:50 PM (eQJwb)

233 did hillary lose some weight?

Posted by: plithy at January 23, 2014 05:50 PM (pyh5u)

234 181 Yeah, he's from Manitoba, I think. But he has lived in the USA so long that any Canadian-ness he might have had has long since worn off. He's entitled to his stupid beliefs, and I am entitled to not support him by buying his records. And furthermore, I'm entitled to urge others not to buy his shit. That's what the free market is all about.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2014 09:36 PM (pFqpP)

He was born in Toronto, grew up in Winnipeg but moved to CA when he was 23. I think he was the son of a high profile sports writer, Scott Young I think. A friend of mine took me to a Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young reunion concert in Winnipeg a few years ago. I guess he thought he was doing me a favor. Young sang that abomination of a song Impeach the President.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2014 05:50 PM (Xmw9g)

235 Don't make me choose between this and man anus.

Posted by: Phil Robertson at January 23, 2014 05:51 PM (UAMVq)

236 Been a long day on AOSHQ. Ups and downs. Hope everyone comes through it OK.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2014 05:51 PM (o9Rp5)

237 Has there been anything Hillary was actually good at?

She was an awful Sec. of State.
She ran a godawful campaign in 2008.
Her Hillarycare program cost her husband Congress in 1994.

I don't understand why people have her as a shoo-in for 2016.

Run Scott Walker or Nikki Haley. Sure Walker doesn't have charisma - neither does Hillary. And Nikki Haley might be the best governor in the country.

Posted by: Mike at January 23, 2014 05:51 PM (Rk8LS)

238 Hillarys' "LIST":

http://tinyurl.com/lteb6l6

So it goes...

Posted by: ChrisP at January 23, 2014 05:51 PM (fIDtZ)

239 ONT up!

Posted by: Vendette at January 23, 2014 05:52 PM (MpP9p)

240 Don't make me choose between this and man anus.

Posted by: Phil Robertson at January 23, 2014 09:51 PM (UAMVq)

There's always the monastery...or the hermit's cave...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 23, 2014 05:52 PM (yh0zB)

241 MECO-1. Centaur shutdown. Looks good so far.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2014 05:52 PM (sdi6R)

242 I don't understand why people have her as a shoo-in for 2016. Because we're in the Menckenian phase of getting democracy "good and hard." The Fourth Turning isn't just going to magically appear, ya know.

Posted by: jakeman at January 23, 2014 05:53 PM (vH4YP)

243 NINE!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 23, 2014 05:53 PM (lq3Ak)

244 237 Been a long day on AOSHQ. Ups and downs. Hope everyone comes through it OK. Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2014 09:51 PM (o9Rp5) This will get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2014 05:54 PM (sdi6R)

245 Apropos of nothing, I suppose, I'm still figuring out this new computer. I've also ordered a motherboard to see if I can resurrect the old Acer, just cause. The motherboard was only twelve bucks, so if it doesn't work it's not like I'm out a great deal. I spent more on it trying to get it to work before I bought the new laptop. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 23, 2014 09:48 PM I have a old Acer that needs the screen replaced...riddle me this, Batman: why does the replacement screen for a $300 Acer from Walmart cost $180? It makes no sense.

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 23, 2014 05:54 PM (JMmQ9)

246 naturally-not-normal breasts. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 23, 2014 09:44 PM (30eLQ) This is a disgusting phrase. It insinuates women with naturally large breasts are abnormal. They make up close to 10-15% of the population. They're certainly more normal than the women with a battery size for a cup size. GAHHH Sorry. My inner feminist comes out on the subject of enormous breasts.

Posted by: CAC at January 23, 2014 05:55 PM (npTnN)

247 Planet Hillary came From Beyond... http://tinyurl.com/kmur97p

Posted by: Less Wonkish More Rogue at January 23, 2014 05:57 PM (dvRYt)

248 The ONT is up

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 23, 2014 05:57 PM (JMmQ9)

249 >>> have a old Acer that needs the screen replaced...riddle me this, Batman: why does the replacement screen for a $300 Acer from Walmart cost $180? It makes no sense. yeah I had that problem with a computer, bad screen, replacement screen cost 60% of the full replacement. The obvious answer is the screen is the priciest single component then add in labor and there you go.

Posted by: ace at January 23, 2014 05:57 PM (/FnUH)

250 It insinuates women with naturally large breasts are abnormal.

Beyond 1.5 standard deviations is the very definition of "not normal".

You can argue with whether I'm being "sufficiently sensitive", but you can't argue with math.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo, statistics major at January 23, 2014 06:01 PM (30eLQ)

251 Beyond 1.5 standard deviations is the very definition of "not normal". You can argue with whether I'm being "sufficiently sensitive", but you can't argue with math. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo, statistics major at January 23, 2014 10:01 PM (30eLQ) Based on the wedding pics, Mrs. CAC is abundantly blessed.

Posted by: Vendette at January 23, 2014 06:03 PM (MpP9p)

252 Interstellar : http://tinyurl.com/l3o9ml8

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2014 06:04 PM (P1WNR)

253 Look at the size of that thing!

Cut the chatter Red 2. Accelerate to attack speed.

Posted by: helofixer at January 23, 2014 06:04 PM (YEwsX)

254 HAL: "...Attempt no landings there."

Not even in 3010 would we try. That's the most unnecessary warning ever produced by AI.

Posted by: Earthlings at January 23, 2014 06:06 PM (eHIJJ)

255 "My desire to impose a Maximalist Legal Code of Conduct is in no way different from your desire for a Minimalist one!!! they're exactly the same!! !!1111!!eleventy!!" except for the maximalist/minimalist distinction: Sure. They're the same.

Posted by: ace at January 23, 2014 06:08 PM (/FnUH)

256 Not even Galactus would attempt to eat that....

Posted by: Jenk at January 23, 2014 06:08 PM (e2ysZ)

257 Wrecking ball #2: http://alturl.com/yxox4

Posted by: magnetism at January 23, 2014 06:09 PM (xeWiK)

258 Another photoshop: http://tinyurl.com/kutccar

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 23, 2014 06:16 PM (Iyg03)

259 That NYT Magazine cover looks like a shot of the monster in "Leviathan" (1989). Richard Crenna's character and others get "absorbed" by the creature and become part of its body. At some point, all that is left is their faces, like, incorporated into the monster's skin.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 23, 2014 06:18 PM (Iyg03)

260 whoop Posted by: ace at January 23, 2014 10:08 PM (/FnUH) there it is! (Sorry)

Posted by: Vendette at January 23, 2014 06:26 PM (MpP9p)

261
yeah I had that problem with a computer, bad screen, replacement screen cost 60% of the full replacement.

The obvious answer is the screen is the priciest single component then add in labor and there you go.

Posted by: ace at January 23, 2014 09:57 PM (/FnUH)

Except there would be no labor because he'd likely be replacing it himself.

Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2014 06:30 PM (LI48c)

262 Party Down South is crazy.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2014 06:31 PM (P1WNR)

263 I don't like Hillary--at all. But that New York Times Magazine cover makes her look like a Poland China sow. Now she may be a pig--but do you have to show it?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 23, 2014 07:04 PM (wdHk6)

264 the great thing about that chick is that if you get left behind by a tourist scuba boat and its just you and her, and the sharks attack, you can shoot one of her boobs when the sharks have her and blow them all up...

Posted by: plithy at January 23, 2014 07:34 PM (PAry6)

265 She looks like a man. Really. Her face and everything... arms and legs. I'd be afraid to touch them, out of horrified curiosity as I don't do breasts, because I'd be afraid they'd pop and get... something all over. That said... the headline... gosh, if she's afraid they'll kill her why are they still stuck on the front of her (or his) body?

Posted by: Synova at January 23, 2014 08:25 PM (7/PU+)

266 This is one of the creepiest things I've ever seen. I wonder if they are trying to sabotage her campaign so Fauxcahontas can step in.

Posted by: teapartydoc at January 24, 2014 01:09 AM (4U98b)

267 Wait a second, I'll dial up the Death Star, and see if they can take care of this little problem.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at January 24, 2014 05:13 AM (1hM1d)

268 Am I the only one who did not think "boob" when I saw that image? It's a moon, people. I see one butt cheek with a growth on it. That cannot be just me.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 24, 2014 11:49 AM (Fa3Hi)

269 "Mishapen" isn't a misspelling of "misshapen." It's a re-spelling--I made that up--of "miss-happen." The United States presidential election of 2008 was a "miss-happen." When you "accidentally get the missus in the wrong hole," that's a miss-happen. The wrong hole is then misshapen.

Posted by: General Zod at January 24, 2014 02:12 PM (2+bRt)

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