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January 08, 2014

Global Warming: A National Concern
— Ace

I'm shivering from all this global warming.

This is gold. "Polar Vortex Map" pic.twitter.com/0R0ZClP8Ke
— Andy Sparks (@SparksZilla) January 8, 2014

From Tami, a North Dakota weather advisory (mild content warning).

Oh, and one more thing, Instapundit: Some of you were asking, "Hey, where's my nightmare fuel?"

Just got the delivery now. Sorry, it got delayed on the GWB.

So here now are some men (overweight) who dress up like... not females, mind you.

They dress like female dolls.

Oh, it's as horrifying as you might imagine. Except from the BBC documentary "Secrets of the Living Dolls" below.

Update: Maet covered this fetish -- "FemSkin" -- in last night's ONT.

This is going to be in a lot of Buzzfeed listicles.

Like so:

And Then You're Watching Game of Thrones and You're All Like, "Ned's Dead?!! Uhn-Uhhhn!!!"

And Then You're Getting the Snow Off Your Car And You're All Like "WTF, Snow?!!"

That Time That Guy Who Stinks of Body Odor Sat Next To You on the Subway and You're All Like "Eww!!! Stinky!!!"

And, Open Thread.

Posted by: Ace at 03:10 PM | Comments (706)
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1 Creep factor five.

Posted by: Y-not aka Gemma Arterton at January 08, 2014 03:11 PM (zDsvJ)

There's the Uncanny Valley, and then there's the Uncanny Abyss.

Posted by: TB at January 08, 2014 03:11 PM (8u/5i)

3 What kind of TOTAL LOSER would dress up like a female doll more than once or twice every once in awhile?

Posted by: Kensington at January 08, 2014 03:11 PM (H84UO)

4 We've become frivolous as a species.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 08, 2014 03:12 PM (DpEwG)

5 As I said last week... Global Warming just moved to California... for the Weather...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 03:12 PM (lZBBB)

6 There's the Uncanny Valley, and then there's the Uncanny Abyss. Posted by: TB And then there's the uncanny cavernous hole of a bellybutton

Posted by: imp at January 08, 2014 03:13 PM (L9AnB)

7 Real skin is so much better.

Posted by: Ed Gein at January 08, 2014 03:13 PM (1iZ++)

8 About that weather map: first time in years I've been psyched to live in California. Allow me this one moment of gloat -- there aren't many of them.

Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2014 03:13 PM (bKA83)

9 What kind of TOTAL LOSER would dress up like a female doll more than once or twice every once in awhile? Posted by: Kensington *Golf Clap*

Posted by: imp at January 08, 2014 03:13 PM (L9AnB)

10 I'd hit 2 of those dolls.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 08, 2014 03:14 PM (DpEwG)

11 Is it bad for a fat guy to dress up as a female doll? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: johnd01 at January 08, 2014 03:14 PM (r0+v0)

12 He covets, Clarice.

Posted by: Dr. Lecter at January 08, 2014 03:14 PM (1iZ++)

13 Any man who would do that is obviously a serial killer or child molester, right? It's basically a signed confession letter, right? We should just lock up people like that immediately and figure out what horrific crimes they've committed later.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 03:14 PM (ZPrif)

14 Oh thank goodness for those doll people. Someone else can be the freaks for a while.

Posted by: Bronies Everywhere at January 08, 2014 03:15 PM (bKA83)

15 Are we sure that isn't a picture of Michael Jackson?

Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2014 03:16 PM (sdi6R)

16 ace, you need to include this. Someone posted it in a thread earlier today. North Dakota weather forecast. http://tinyurl.com/poaqojk

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 08, 2014 03:16 PM (bCEmE)

17 What do you mean it's not cold in cali? It was 65 degrees this afternoon, I almost had to turn on the heat or put on a light sweater.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 08, 2014 03:16 PM (WdbF7)

18 It's really me

Posted by: Old Man Nuclear Winter at January 08, 2014 03:16 PM (pginn)

19 fuckin' weirdos

Posted by: Couch Fucker at January 08, 2014 03:16 PM (9GG/0)

20 AGW is my favorite scientific hoax of all time.

Posted by: real joe at January 08, 2014 03:16 PM (xXhgd)

21 It's actually not all that cold up here in the northwest. Lows of 40s, highs of 40s and rain the rest of the week.

Posted by: Dan Kojak at January 08, 2014 03:16 PM (ukE6C)

22 I saw Female Dolls open for Genital Clamps at the Berlin Dungeon of Sounds.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 08, 2014 03:16 PM (DpEwG)

23 Mmm hmmm. Da. Doll men.

I'd hit 'em.

With a panzerfaust.

Posted by: Rifleman Petrov at January 08, 2014 03:17 PM (hLaCh)

24 I stand corrected Ace THIS IS WORSE than the Pistol in the HooHoo chicks....

nicely done sir.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 03:17 PM (TE35l)

25 14 Oh thank goodness for those doll people. Someone else can be the freaks for a while.
Posted by: Bronies Everywhere

I know, right?

Posted by: People who deliberately sit in bunny poop at January 08, 2014 03:17 PM (6TB1Z)

26 "Oh thank goodness for those doll people. Someone else can be the freaks for a while."
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Word.

Posted by: Furries at January 08, 2014 03:17 PM (H84UO)

27 Got back to CA yesterday after spending three weeks in MA LOL is right

Posted by: eman at January 08, 2014 03:17 PM (r1YCL)

28 Is it bad for a fat guy to dress up as a female doll?

Skinny guys can't pull this off.
http://cf.collectorsweekly.com/stories/RJs6nHQG7iLi3XnfslJimg.jpg

I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: HR at January 08, 2014 03:17 PM (hO8IJ)

29 I'm in Cold as Fuck. Except today its warmed up. Its a blistering 23Â°F outside now. Practically shorts weather.

Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2014 03:17 PM (LI48c)

30 Julie Newman was a better living doll.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 08, 2014 03:17 PM (9W1fA)

31 They don't look right.

Their mouths aren't open.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 08, 2014 03:18 PM (LSDdO)

32 Newmar

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 08, 2014 03:18 PM (9W1fA)

33 Second look at shaming?

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2014 03:18 PM (MoO52)

34 Had my rage at Dan Cotes all ready to go ... logged into the latest thread all full of piss and vinegar ... And this. Fucking this. It's like being a Lib Bitch seeing her first pack of Man Chips ... but worse.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 08, 2014 03:18 PM (6/+vz)

35 I guess someone didn't read the ONT.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 08, 2014 03:18 PM (PK+r9)

36 What the hell???

We just did the Femskin thing last night on the ONT!

Not again, please.

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2014 03:18 PM (doBIb)

37 We are living in a world of luxury where people have time for this.
No on is starving, no one running from cannibals. Rampaging armies are not eating and plundering everything in sight.

We have it dicked, boys. Nothing is too frivolous that we don't have time for it.

Posted by: Barsom Charlie at January 08, 2014 03:19 PM (OVQGR)

38 We don't need to rehash the living dolls from the ONT... aaaaiieee....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 03:19 PM (xydLk)

39 33 Second look at shaming? Posted by: garrett

I think we're way past shaming with this group.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 08, 2014 03:19 PM (DpEwG)

40 What about those people that climb into blow-up suits and pressurize their bodies. And get off on that. Here, let me put this tight neoprene thing on your head. *oooo* Weirdos.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 08, 2014 03:19 PM (IoTdl)

41 "About that weather map: first time in years I've been psyched to live in California. Allow me this one moment of gloat -- there aren't many of them."

The weather here in the SF Bay Area has been incredibly nice since before Halloween. Unfortunately, that also means it isn't raining, and there's not much snowpack, and CA desperately needs the water. Tradeoffs.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 08, 2014 03:19 PM (gqT4g)

42 I am OK with the new global cooling thing. Yes it's cold here in SC. But if it never gets above 82F in the Summer, that's fine with me.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 03:20 PM (V70Uh)

43 Too Buffalo Bill for my tastes.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 03:20 PM (DmNpO)

44 Where do these weird people come from?

Posted by: Half of the Residents of the State of Florida at January 08, 2014 03:20 PM (9GG/0)

45 Aw, fuck you, Minx 0.7 alpha.

Posted by: HR at January 08, 2014 03:20 PM (hO8IJ)

46 Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop inhaling Man Crisps.

Posted by: Chris Christie at January 08, 2014 03:20 PM (H84UO)

47 MOCK NOT Teh seriousness of Gorebal Warming!!! Found at GatewayPundit: http://tinyurl.com/o24wpch Poof! Wisconsin Woman Warms Her Car With Charcoal And Lighter Fluid ... and we may need to step our game here ...

Posted by: Arbalest at January 08, 2014 03:20 PM (FlRtG)

48 Dear California, Fuck you. Where is Lex Luthor when you really need him?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 08, 2014 03:20 PM (T0NGe)

49 thanks, Tami. I linked it.

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2014 03:20 PM (/FnUH)

50 >>>We just did the Femskin thing last night on the ONT! eesh no... argggh.

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2014 03:22 PM (/FnUH)

51 The good thing about the cold weather? ...It is killing off a lot of bugs.

Posted by: wheatie at January 08, 2014 03:22 PM (1ScqE)

52 Poof! Wisconsin Woman Warms Her Car With Charcoal And Lighter Fluid

And no mention of the brats?

Clearly not a native Wisconsinite

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 03:22 PM (9GG/0)

53 Nick Searcy - fellow Moron..... Gawd, how that rolls from the tounge...

I'M NOT WORTHY! I'M NOT WORTHY!!!

Posted by: fred zeppelin at January 08, 2014 03:23 PM (YuUoQ)

54 Julie Newmeyer.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 03:23 PM (V70Uh)

55 I love when they start these things with "Everyone has secrets..." And then announce that it is going to be a teevee show for all the world to see.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2014 03:23 PM (g1DWB)

56 We just did the Femskin thing last night on the ONT! Not again, please.
At least it isn't the 'moving' GIF (if you'll forgive the redundancy) to illustrate it.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 08, 2014 03:23 PM (PK+r9)

57 all I can say in my defense is that last night was a TV black hole for me. Person of Interest, Justified, and... uh... something else.

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2014 03:23 PM (/FnUH)

58 Real skin is so much better. Posted by: Ed Gein at January 08, 2014 07:13 PM (1iZ++) Your damn right, there is nothing wrong with Red Skin. Oh "real skin" nevermind

Posted by: Dan Snyder at January 08, 2014 03:23 PM (op9Rd)

59 That's almost as frightening as a day in the life of your average every-day 834 transaction.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 08, 2014 03:23 PM (54dkR)

60 The coach of the Packers just looks like one of those guys that like to be diapered.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2014 03:23 PM (zqvg6)

61 and... uh... something else. 'Friends', we know.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2014 03:24 PM (MoO52)

62 Maybe the football game?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 03:24 PM (ZPrif)

63 I am going to have to do a whole butt-load of research for an up-coming 'Living Doll' story.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 08, 2014 03:24 PM (Pr6hk)

64 "We just did the Femskin thing last night on the ONT! Not again, please."
===============

There's more than enough nightmare material there for several threads.

Posted by: Kensington at January 08, 2014 03:24 PM (H84UO)

65 Person of Interest, Justified, and... uh... something else.

did the 'something else' involve pancake syrup?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 03:24 PM (9GG/0)

66 The Special Report Online show is actually usually quite good. Also interesting to see how they act a little more relaxed.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 03:25 PM (ZPrif)

67 and... uh... something else.

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2014 07:23 PM (/FnUH)

Girls?

Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2014 03:25 PM (LI48c)

68 Where is Lex Luthor when you really need him? California so cold, me have to wear SHOOZ!! .. & SWEATSHIRT!! This real bullshit.

Posted by: Wonga-Taa, King of Jungle at January 08, 2014 03:25 PM (FlRtG)

69 Sorry Furries you ain't getting off that easy
http://youtu.be/Zng1HdOBXHk

Nor you Bronies
http://ponygirldrafter.webs.com/photos/Wish-List/hufeisen02.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 03:25 PM (xydLk)

70 That's fucking creepy.

Posted by: Slipknot at January 08, 2014 03:25 PM (lbIW8)

71 nah it was a show that maybe isn't available in america yet.

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2014 03:25 PM (/FnUH)

72 Anderson Cooper would wear a doll that looks like...Anderson Cooper.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2014 03:25 PM (oFCZn)

73 I can never get a good crease in my rubber suit.

Posted by: David Brooks at January 08, 2014 03:25 PM (Pr6hk)

74 he good thing about the cold weather? ...It is killing off a lot of bugs.

I've also noticed that my dog's poop seems to spontaneously disappear from the lawn. I can only assume other hungry critters are taking the chance for a hot meal. I have no data on it's North-South orientation.

Posted by: pep at January 08, 2014 03:25 PM (6TB1Z)

75 Person of Interest, Justified, and... uh... something else.
So we're going to have to go to the Skinemax site and see what was playing yesterday night?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 08, 2014 03:26 PM (PK+r9)

76 "all I can say in my defense is that last night was a TV black hole for me.

Person of Interest, Justified, and... uh... something else."
===============

You said you'd still respect me in the morning!

Posted by: Au Naturel Pr()n at January 08, 2014 03:26 PM (H84UO)

77 Hey for anyone down here in the Portsmouth/Norfolk area, I heat there is going to be a toll on the Tunnel starting next Month? Bummer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2014 03:26 PM (op9Rd)

78 Thankfully it finally warmed up today. I think we hit 7 for a high. I thought it wound never warm up. Whew!

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 03:26 PM (KArqF)

79 Oh Fuck Me ... I clicked the Rubber link ... Not a good move. I picked a bad day to not try Qualudes.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 08, 2014 03:26 PM (6/+vz)

80 Redskins is now considered derogatory as a trade mark.

So if they can't get the name change one way, they'll take away his ability to make money off of it.

Why are we concerned about this again? Some tribe in New York is bitchin' and suddenly it's a thing? Even though other tribes say it's okey dokey.

When do people draw a line and say no more of this sh!t?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 08, 2014 03:26 PM (LSDdO)

'Justified' was great last night...off to a really good start.

"Looks like he bumped his head."

But, more Nick Searcy please!

Posted by: wheatie at January 08, 2014 03:26 PM (1ScqE)

82 Dear America, Please don't hate California because it's beautiful.

Besides, the property taxes here are fucking ridiculous.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 03:26 PM (V70Uh)

83 Shit I can't type in this shitty windows computer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2014 03:27 PM (op9Rd)

84 If the globe keeps warming at this rate, Guam will tip over from all the ice.

Posted by: Hank Johnson (D) Georgia at January 08, 2014 03:27 PM (Pr6hk)

85 Bryan Walsh of Time magazine (and apparent super lightweight) says: But when the winds weaken, the vortex can begin to wobble like a drunk on his fourth martini, and the Arctic air can escape and spill southward, So there it is. Explained in terms a libtard can grasp.

Posted by: UWP at January 08, 2014 03:27 PM (2hQRj)

86 I've also noticed that my dog's poop seems to spontaneously disappear from the lawn. Keep it coming.

Posted by: Kathy "freaky eyes" Griffin[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 08, 2014 03:27 PM (IoTdl)

87 i guess it was cold it was 71Â° & my boiling water didn't turn to snow

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 49 days until spring training at January 08, 2014 03:28 PM (u8GsB)

88 Dear America, Please don't hate California because it's beautiful.

I tried that line. It didn't work.

Posted by: Rula Lenska at January 08, 2014 03:28 PM (6TB1Z)

89 anybody got any weed?

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 03:28 PM (8lmkt)

90 I've also noticed that my dog's poop seems to spontaneously disappear from the lawn. I can only assume other hungry critters are taking the chance for a hot meal. I have no data on it's North-South orientation. Posted by: pep at January 08, 2014 07:25 PM (6TB1Z) WHAT? Why are you looking at me?

Posted by: Martin Bashir at January 08, 2014 03:29 PM (oFCZn)

91 anybody got any weed? I hear you can buy it now.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 08, 2014 03:29 PM (IoTdl)

92 Can we please,for the love of God,just stop adding " gate" to the name of every scandal.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2014 03:29 PM (zqvg6)

93 Dear Lord.

Posted by: Purity Republican at January 08, 2014 03:29 PM (DpEwG)

94 And Mark Steyn writes about the Antarctic expedition Ship of Fools again (after being rehired by the U.K. Spectator.)
www.smalldeadanimals.com/archives/the-akademik-sh.html

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 08, 2014 03:29 PM (PK+r9)

There are times that I wish modern life were a bit more harsh and deadly... if only because it would likely make people like the "doll" idiots find a more practical hobby.

Posted by: junior at January 08, 2014 03:29 PM (UWFpX)

96 Is this now Gate-gate?

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 03:30 PM (KArqF)

74...I've also noticed that my dog's poop seems to spontaneously disappear from the lawn.

Yeah, pep...hungry raccoons and opossums will eat dog poop.

It's sad.

Posted by: wheatie at January 08, 2014 03:30 PM (1ScqE)

98 96 Is this now Gate-gate? Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 07:30 PM (KArqF) brilliant

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 49 days until spring training at January 08, 2014 03:30 PM (u8GsB)

99 96 Bastard.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2014 03:30 PM (zqvg6)

100 Can we please,for the love of God,just stop adding " gate" to the name of every scandal. Nixon was the epitome of political intrigue and coverups. Nobody can get any worse.

Posted by: Barky Obama[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 08, 2014 03:30 PM (IoTdl)

101 Ya know, I've learned not to open ANY Ace link to a video or pic.

Posted by: dogfish at January 08, 2014 03:31 PM (nsOJa)

102 btw,

I don't live in California anymore.

It is very beautiful. The people? On the outside, for sure. Spiritually? They live in poverty.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 03:31 PM (V70Uh)

103 Can we please,for the love of God,just stop adding " gate" to the name of every scandal. *** You think 'gate' is bad, how about 'ghazi'? Try not to lose it when you read this: http://t.co/a2eRceaPIZ

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 03:31 PM (DmNpO)

104 101 Pretty much a mistake to open any links from anybody here.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2014 03:31 PM (zqvg6)

105 Gate-aquiddick.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 08, 2014 03:31 PM (PK+r9)

106 101 Ya know, I've learned not to open ANY Ace link to a video or pic.
Posted by: dogfish

Link-gate?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 08, 2014 03:31 PM (DpEwG)

107

I'd also like to give a big, AoS - style shout-out to my newly-affianced main man JeffB!1!!!11

Posted by: Former SoD Robert Gates at January 08, 2014 03:31 PM (7AyPg)

108 Yeah, pep...hungry raccoons and opossums will eat dog poop. It's sad. Why are you looking at me?

Posted by: Dog Eating Cat Poop from Litter Box[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 08, 2014 03:31 PM (IoTdl)

109 103 Yeah,that's worse.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2014 03:32 PM (zqvg6)

110 I'm thinkin' that Ace should do a stint in The Barrel for making us re-live the fembot horror from last night.

Who's with me?

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2014 03:32 PM (roTS7)

111 I'm still waiting for the "Mother of all Gates". Any nominations?

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 03:32 PM (KArqF)

112 'Gaters gonna 'Gate!

Posted by: logprof: 'Noles! at January 08, 2014 03:32 PM (X3GkB)

113 Dogs also eat their own vomit.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2014 03:32 PM (zqvg6)

114 Some asshole left their dog out at night. Luckily, strangers found it frozen and with its shit frozen to its fur. What kind of asshole makes their little dog sleep outside in subzero weather?

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 08, 2014 03:33 PM (Qev5V)

115 anybody got any weed?

Colorado's holdin', but they want your Cheetos . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2014 03:33 PM (roTS7)

116 Eskimos.

Posted by: dogfish at January 08, 2014 03:34 PM (nsOJa)

117 Dog Haiku: The cat is not all Bad-she fills the litter box With Tootsie Rolls

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 08, 2014 03:34 PM (l3vZN)

118 114 Some asshole left their dog out at night. Luckily, strangers found it frozen and with its shit frozen to its fur. What kind of asshole makes their little dog sleep outside in subzero weather? Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 08, 2014 07:33 PM (Qev5V) OMG! That makes me soooo mad!!! I hate people. What did they do with it?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 08, 2014 03:34 PM (bCEmE)

119 'Gaters gonna 'Gate! What do 'Noles do?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 08, 2014 03:34 PM (IoTdl)

120 Took my kid out to see the ice on the reservoir during another arctic vortex and saw a cat, frozen, standing up. To all cat lovers, that is not funny at all! To everyone else - heh.

Posted by: UWP at January 08, 2014 03:34 PM (2hQRj)

121

Ace is hitting us with a poh pohree (that's french for you dumbasses) of subject matter today. Most of it kinky.

Posted by: Soona at January 08, 2014 03:34 PM (PdEAn)

122 Keep me away from the rubber boys.

Posted by: Mr. Lemmiwinks at January 08, 2014 03:35 PM (Pr6hk)

123 "Dogs also eat their own vomit."

My cat will sometimes eat too much and then vomit. I used to clean it up. No more. If I stop putting food in her bowl, she will re-eat the food.

OK I know. TMI!

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 03:35 PM (V70Uh)

124 Posted by: Peaches

Yeah, but we know that only means it's 74 degrees outside.

Posted by: dogfish at January 08, 2014 03:35 PM (nsOJa)

125 Don't G8!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2014 03:35 PM (g1DWB)

126 What did they do with it? ----- Hopefully they thawed it out, fried it and then ate it with soy sauce.

Posted by: Barry at January 08, 2014 03:35 PM (Aif/5)

127 Dog Haiku: The cat is not all Bad-she fills the litter box With Tootsie Rolls **** Eeeewww!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 03:35 PM (DmNpO)

128 China generates 30% more power than the US does today. By 2020 it will be double US, and triple by 2030.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 03:35 PM (ZPrif)

129 Hey Fatboi -- That's a big sinking Twinkie.

And does someone have a linky on Rubio coming out for upping the minimum wage?

Posted by: Egon GnuBreed at January 08, 2014 03:36 PM (wNF3N)

130 Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 08, 2014 07:33 PM (Qev5V)

OMG! That makes me soooo mad!!!

I hate people.

What did they do with it?

Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2014 07:34 PM (bCEmE)

Yeah, I would cheerfully beat those assholes to death with my bare hands. So, how's the puppeh doing?

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 03:36 PM (8lmkt)

131 My stupid cat WANTS to be outside in 15F weather. Stupid.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 03:36 PM (V70Uh)

132 126 Don't G8! Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2014 07:35 PM (g1DWB) I like it. Very efficient.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 03:36 PM (KArqF)

133 What did they do with it?

Posted by: Tami

One guess.

Posted by: Pres. I, Me, Mine [/i] [/b] at January 08, 2014 03:36 PM (dwArK)

134 Well I thought the series was a little uneven, perhaps the passing of Elmore Leonard, affected them more then we saw, it did have Alicia Witt though,

Posted by: dick jones at January 08, 2014 03:36 PM (Jsiw/)

135 Ace is hitting us with a poh pohree *** Better than hitting us with Poo-Pourri! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaQ1CdISw8o

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 03:37 PM (DmNpO)

136 Two nights of no internet and I come back to fembots and fat guys dressing up like dolls what Hell is this. Oh yeah fcuk it I want my globull warming maybe then the internet won't freeze geez. Hello Horde missed you much I did.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at January 08, 2014 03:37 PM (GKF3X)

137 What did they do with it? It was frozen to the floor of its dog house. They poured hot water on him to get him free. Poor Peanut! http://goo.gl/UZINUg

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 08, 2014 03:37 PM (Qev5V)

138 That huge disparity in energy capacity and industrial might would be a serious problem in any Sino-American conflict.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 03:38 PM (ZPrif)

139 What kind of asshole makes their little dog sleep outside in subzero weather?
Someone who wants a Pupsicle!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at January 08, 2014 03:38 PM (PK+r9)

140 I am so not clicking that, Pug. You will either spill it or you won't. Lotta sad shit in this world today.

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 03:38 PM (8lmkt)

141 92 - How about -pocalypse instead?

Posted by: Marybel at January 08, 2014 03:38 PM (k0wRv)

142 114 Plaintiff Pug at January 08, 2014 07:33 PM (Qev5V)

Was it a Brown Portuguese Water Dog by chance?

//BHO

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 03:39 PM (TE35l)

143 don't hate the G8....hate the G8'er

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 49 days until spring training at January 08, 2014 03:39 PM (u8GsB)

144 Will not clickÂ… Will not clickÂ… Will not click...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 03:39 PM (GEICT)

145 If a Shelti can't handle the cold, we are screwed.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 03:39 PM (V70Uh)

146 For all you non-California Morons out there, for once it's good to be me, 'specially in San Diego.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 08, 2014 03:39 PM (kqqGm)

147 Or -aggedon

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 03:39 PM (KArqF)

148 or nado

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 49 days until spring training at January 08, 2014 03:40 PM (u8GsB)

149 Secrets of men who dress up as rubber dolls revealed in new documentary

I'm at loss at the appeal of looking like Jon Perwee era Autons

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2014 03:40 PM (JivuR)

150 My stupid cat WANTS to be outside in 15F weather. Stupid. *** I had the porch heater running the past two nights because one of mine insisted on being outside.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 03:40 PM (DmNpO)

151 UWP, a frozen cat? YIKES.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 03:41 PM (xydLk)

152 "Peanut was taken away from his owners who are being investigated for possible criminal charges and brought to Dubois County Humane Society. 'He received a bath and much needed flea treatment last night. He's about half of the weight that he should be right now,' said Andrea Hedinger to News.14.Com 'He's weighing in at about 15 pounds and we think he should be a little bit closer to the 30 pound mark. So, you can unfortunately feel every one of his little ribs. Peanut is expected to fully recover and there are already several people wanting to adopt him. ==== Let's put his previous owners in a cage, without food next time it's freezing. I get seriously depressed over these kinds of stories.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 08, 2014 03:41 PM (bCEmE)

153 irst Lady Michelle Obama has stayed in Hawaii as a present from the president for her upcoming 50th birthday, which takes place on January 17. Mrs. Obama left the windward side of Oahu for the lush Maui Mountains and a visit to her affluent friend Oprah's beautiful and secluded estate. Despite being located in an area of rolling hills and farms the locals call "upcountry," local tourism is being negatively affected by the Michelle's visit and the locals are not happy about it. TMZ reports that local businesses are losing customers and their employees are showing up very late because of the added security and road shut downs in the area. Additionally, hiking trails that are popular with tourists have been shut down by the Secret Service and are not being used. Oprah's luxurious estate is where Michelle plans to spend the last few days of her birthday celebration before the White House has a "Snacking and Sipping" party, a move that has baffled many etiquette experts. If you got an invite to the dance party (remember, "Let's Move!") they recommend you eat dinner before you go. Killing jobs from the East Coast beyond the West coast. What a selfish bastard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2014 03:41 PM (op9Rd)

154 Too many rusty hinges and fat fruity watery hippie scum in CA. Damn place is ruined. Ruined I say.

Posted by: Rifleman Petrov at January 08, 2014 03:41 PM (hLaCh)

155 129 Flatbush Joe at January 08, 2014 07:35 PM (ZPrif)

China generates 30% more power than the US does today.

By 2020 it will be double US, and triple by 2030.

If you are looking for a country or an electorate that lives in "gives a fuck" you need to go back 8-28 years...

"sorry"

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 03:41 PM (TE35l)

156 Some dogs are naturally prepared to handle the cold. Some are not.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 03:41 PM (V70Uh)

157 Hey boys, check out my polar vortex

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 08, 2014 03:41 PM (Pr6hk)

158 For all you non-California Morons out there, for once it's good to be me, 'specially in San Diego. *** I spent a week there two years ago and told my boss I was never coming home. I would move there in a NY minute if it wasn't part of Cali.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 03:42 PM (DmNpO)

159 Oh crap.. what did miss last night Anna?

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 08, 2014 03:42 PM (u25eL)

160 These are not the Autons you are looking for
http://youtu.be/iqMfGQ0fxdo

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 03:43 PM (xydLk)

161 157 Some dogs are naturally prepared to handle the cold. Some are not. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 07:41 PM (V70Uh) There is NO dog prepared to handle -41 degrees. WTF?!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 08, 2014 03:43 PM (bCEmE)

162 I already linked that information, #154, and thanks for paying for my vacation away from that child... and the kids too.

Posted by: michelle o. at January 08, 2014 03:43 PM (PK+r9)

163 Peanuts fine more or less. He's half the weight he should be though. He accepts scratches but I dont see him wagging his tail. He looks freaked out.

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 08, 2014 03:43 PM (Qev5V)

164 Will not clickÂ…

Will not clickÂ…

Will not click...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 07:39 PM (GEICT)

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Will not click.....

Will not click....

Posted by: Soona at January 08, 2014 03:44 PM (PdEAn)

165 TMZ reports that local businesses are losing customers and their employees are showing up very late because of the added security and road shut downs in the area. Additionally, hiking trails that are popular with tourists have been shut down by the Secret Service and are not being used.

Oprah's luxurious estate is where Michelle plans to spend the last few days of her birthday celebration before the White House has a "Snacking and Sipping" party, a move that has baffled many etiquette experts. If you got an invite to the dance party (remember, "Let's Move!") they recommend you eat dinner before you go.

Killing jobs from the East Coast beyond the West coast. What a selfish bastard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2014 07:41 PM (op9Rd)

Queen Michelle: Let them eat ~~cake~~ nothing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2014 03:44 PM (JivuR)

166 I grew up in Pacific Fucking Beach, the Center of the Fucking Universe.

The City council FUCKED it by allowing way too many liquor licenses to be issued to bars. Next thing you know, decent folks don't want to live there anymore.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 03:44 PM (V70Uh)

167 OMG! Miss Tami saved the thread from an emboldening!!!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 08, 2014 03:44 PM (PK+r9)

168 AGW thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 03:46 PM (DmNpO)

169 Jewells45 we have pretty much recapped it in this thread.

Well except for Navycopjoe claiming even the Japanese would go WTF? So I gave him examples of kirugumi bodysuits. Because there is a 99% chance this is a guy under the mask -
http://kigcos.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/he03.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 03:46 PM (xydLk)

170 You evil little ewok

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 03:46 PM (DmNpO)

171 It was -4, not -41.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 03:46 PM (V70Uh)

172 Feh. Needs moar spiderz

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 08, 2014 03:47 PM (Xfl0F)

173 170 AGW thread up Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 07:46 PM (DmNpO) Aren't we in it?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 08, 2014 03:47 PM (bCEmE)

174 These are not the Autons you are looking for
http://youtu.be/iqMfGQ0fxdo

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 07:43 PM (xydLk)

The Autons look better than those weirdos

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2014 03:47 PM (JivuR)

175 There is NO dog prepared to handle -41 degrees. WTF?!

Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2014 07:43 PM (bCEmE)

Clearly you have never watched the Iditarod.

Posted by: tcn at January 08, 2014 03:47 PM (fwcEs)

176 Dear Chris Christie:
I know you have it within you to screw up even worse than this. Please do so exactly two years from now.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at January 08, 2014 03:47 PM (kxSZr)

177 Oh hell, no nood. I just forgot the headline to this was about global warming and not femskins. His updates are evil.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 03:47 PM (DmNpO)

178 179 Oh hell, no nood. I just forgot the headline to this was about global warming and not femskins. His updates are evil. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 07:47 PM (DmNpO) ******* Proof he hates us.

Posted by: Checkers at January 08, 2014 03:48 PM (RJMhd)

179 Tami, I think we are in the Femnado....

I am clicking my heels but it ain't working.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 03:48 PM (xydLk)

180 ewwwwww just refreshed and now some odd shemale is flinging it's hair in a gif x 4

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 49 days until spring training at January 08, 2014 03:48 PM (u8GsB)

181 AGW thread up
This isn't the Japanese bunny thread, NDH, it is the AGW thread!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 08, 2014 03:48 PM (PK+r9)

182 His updates are evil.

That's why we ♥ ♠.

Posted by: HR at January 08, 2014 03:49 PM (hO8IJ)

183 anna it only works if they're red

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 49 days until spring training at January 08, 2014 03:49 PM (u8GsB)

184 Sometimes I wish I wouldn't click the links. There are things I really don't need to know about

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2014 03:49 PM (HVff2)

185 omg-- my brain just did Chris Christie in a femskin. $%#!!!!!

Posted by: Checkers at January 08, 2014 03:49 PM (RJMhd)

186 Oh hell, no nood. I just forgot the headline to this was about global warming and not femskins.

Niedermeyer, my good friend, may I offer you a cool refreshing beverage?

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 03:49 PM (8lmkt)

187 ewwwwww just refreshed and now some odd shemale is flinging it's hair in a gif x 4 *** Pure unadulterated evil, that ewok.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 03:49 PM (DmNpO)

188 173 It was -4, not -41. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 07:46 PM (V70Uh) Even so...clearly the dog was in distress. He was frozen to the fucking floor of his cage! What is your problem?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 08, 2014 03:49 PM (bCEmE)

189 PEACHES!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 49 days until spring training at January 08, 2014 03:49 PM (u8GsB)

190 Better than hitting us with Poo-Pourri!

A menace to the Boulder Toilet Hobo way of life, this is.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 08, 2014 03:49 PM (Xfl0F)

191 Niedermeyer, my good friend, may I offer you a cool refreshing beverage? *** Yes, please.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 03:49 PM (DmNpO)

192 Ace is driving me to drink...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 03:50 PM (xydLk)

193 Sorry I missed it. I was so tired I nearly fell asleep watching Justified and THAT is something that just never happens! How do you fall asleep looking at Raylan?? Seriously.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 08, 2014 03:50 PM (u25eL)

194 when i lived in md ....the weatherpeople couldn't stop talking about "wind chill" so what's the wind chill been in the polarvortex?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 49 days until spring training at January 08, 2014 03:50 PM (u8GsB)

195 Sometimes I wish I wouldn't click the links. There are things I really don't need to know about *** I will only very rarely put your life or your reputation in danger with my links.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 03:51 PM (DmNpO)

196 UWP, a frozen cat? YIKES. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 07:41 PM (xydLk) -- Yeah, and we didn't actually say "heh", we said WTF!!

Posted by: UWP at January 08, 2014 03:51 PM (2hQRj)

197 I hope Drink isn't near Fort Lee or over the GW Bridge, Anna.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 08, 2014 03:51 PM (PK+r9)

198 Did anyone else get Chris Christie in a femskin--or am I alone in that? Ya...that's what I thought.

Posted by: Checkers at January 08, 2014 03:51 PM (RJMhd)

199 PEACHES!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 49 days until spring training at January 08, 2014 07:49 PM (u8GsB)

PG!!!!! I'm about to shove a can o' cheap swill through the usb port to Niedermeyer. You want one? Or a whole bunch? Act now, not sure how long I will maintain mental turgidity, it's been a goofy kinda day.

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 03:51 PM (8lmkt)

200 AGW thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 07:46 PM (DmNpO)

Aren't we in it?

Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2014 07:47 PM (bCEmE)

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I went to look and I was already here.

Posted by: Soona at January 08, 2014 03:51 PM (PdEAn)

201 Well, I made an appointment with a new doctor. Still so sad over losing mine

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 08, 2014 03:52 PM (u25eL)

202 Phoenixgirl - Is it really only 49 days till Spring Training? You mean there is still some reason to live? Yay!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 08, 2014 03:52 PM (P6QsQ)

203 195 Sorry I missed it. I was so tired I nearly fell asleep watching Justified and THAT is something that just never happens! How do you fall asleep looking at Raylan?? Seriously. Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 08, 2014 07:50 PM (u25eL) i dvr'd it....so i could look at him tonight.....and watch it while i was awake.....oh my....he's good looking......

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 49 days until spring training at January 08, 2014 03:52 PM (u8GsB)

204 Ok, since this is an OTÂ…shameless brag time. The 1981 family: http://tinypic.com/r/8wfjud/5

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 03:52 PM (GEICT)

205 It'a so cold here, you can't swing a dead cat without... Too soon?

Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 03:52 PM (dSa5I)

206 Don't look directly at the lifeless eyes.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2014 03:53 PM (zqvg6)

207 204 Phoenixgirl - Is it really only 49 days till Spring Training? You mean there is still some reason to live? Yay! Posted by: grammie winger at January 08, 2014 07:52 PM (P6QsQ) yes grammie....and once again i invite you to come out and stay.... you have an open invitation .....they are opening the new cubs stadium this year....it looks AMAZING

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 49 days until spring training at January 08, 2014 03:53 PM (u8GsB)

208 Indeed phoenix girl. He's scrumptious.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 08, 2014 03:54 PM (u25eL)

209 This place is like Hot Gas with extra fetish.

Posted by: Rick Perry Bitchez! at January 08, 2014 03:54 PM (RJMhd)

210 those .gifs look like Dennis Rodman...

Posted by: dumbartist at January 08, 2014 03:54 PM (ahBY0)

211 Why don't you brag about where you buy your cheese, 1%er?

Posted by: MJ at January 08, 2014 03:54 PM (PRPp1)

212 Ok, since this is an OTÂ…shameless brag time.

The 1981 family: http://tinypic.com/r/8wfjud/5

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 07:52 PM (GEICT)

OMG, cutest thing ever!!!! You must be a major geezer by now, for some reason I thought you were younger than dirt . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 03:54 PM (8lmkt)

213 Sorry Tami. Some dogs (e.g. Huskies) are prepared for the cold. Did you see the picture of the dog?

http://tinyurl.com/m6q9g4y

It is possible to think that the owners had a reasonable expectation that the dog would be OK. Look at all that hair. I thought there was a doghouse involved.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 03:55 PM (V70Uh)

214 I guess I am in the doghouse now.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 03:55 PM (V70Uh)

215 And this my fellow morons is why you don't tell ace that what he has just posted was already covered on last night's ONT.

Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2014 03:55 PM (LI48c)

216 cochran you 4 are adorable!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 49 days until spring training at January 08, 2014 03:55 PM (u8GsB)

217 Speaking of HotGas, whatever happened to their tag line, "Get your Fill"? Did everyone get theirs?

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 03:56 PM (KArqF)

218 Phoenixgirl - I may have to take you up on that. My folks moved back from Arizona after 20 years. So I no longer can visit them like I used to in February . When winter makes me want to kill myself. If you see an old wrinkly white Scandi on your doorstep one morning, let me in.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 08, 2014 03:56 PM (P6QsQ)

219
David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog

#HappyBirthdayElvis My vote for greatest Elvis song: "Little Sister" (1961) with Hank Garland twangin' the Fender

Hmmm... "Jailhouse Rock".

With "(You're So Square) Baby I Don't Care." as my dark horse.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 08, 2014 03:56 PM (kdS6q)

220 211 Rick Perry Bitchez! at January 08, 2014 07:54 PM (RJMhd)

This place is like Hot Gas with extra fetish.

Who wouldn't want to see Poppin' Fresh in Pumps and Leather?

Well except for people with eyes...and souls...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 03:56 PM (TE35l)

221 ace, Good day of good posts. Take a bow. Looks like there's meat back on the table! http://tinyurl.com/6arvwv8

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 03:57 PM (0FSuD)

222 213 Why don't you brag about where you buy your cheese, 1%er? Posted by: MJ at January 08, 2014 07:54 PM (PRPp1) Back to your blog, splitter.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 03:57 PM (GEICT)

223 Posted by: grammie winger at January 08, 2014 07:56 PM (P6QsQ) lol....will do

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 49 days until spring training at January 08, 2014 03:57 PM (u8GsB)

224 yes grammie....and once again i invite you to come out and stay.... you have an open invitation .....they are opening the new cubs stadium this year....it looks AMAZING

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 49 days until spring training at January 08, 2014 07:53 PM (u8GsB)

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The Cubs get a new stadium and I freeze to death standing up. There really is no justice.

Posted by: Standing Frozen Cat at January 08, 2014 03:57 PM (PdEAn)

225 I'm so very, very sorry, buzzion. Believe me.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 08, 2014 03:57 PM (PK+r9)

226 Anyway as per the original topic - it's cold, yes, but it's normal-cold for this time in January. At least here.

The roads were godawful on Monday, but the sun has at least boiled off most of the ice since then.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 08, 2014 03:58 PM (Xfl0F)

227 You must be a major geezer by now, for some reason I thought you were younger than dirt . . . Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 07:54 PM (8lmkt) I'm 32. 33 in July.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 03:58 PM (GEICT)

228 What's the over/under on how many "tell all" books eventually come out on this admin?

Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 03:58 PM (uZ6Ul)

229 I'll bet the new Cubs stadium is really, really nice...except for one thing. The Cubs.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 03:58 PM (KArqF)

230 Who wouldn't want to see Poppin' Fresh in Pumps and Leather? Well except for people with eyes...and souls... Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 07:56 PM (TE35l) **** Gawd!--I just got Chris Christie out of my mind's eye...

Posted by: Rick Perry Bitchez! at January 08, 2014 03:58 PM (RJMhd)

231 Shelties cannot handle this kind of cold. I happen to live behind someone who owns one.. thankfully they are not dumbshits. We also live behind neighbors who own a huskie and that damn thing doesn't seem to mind at all. You should see the owners in the summer when they brush him. Hair is EVERYWHERE!! Looks like it's fucking snowing outside. They must have the thickest coat of any dog. He's a riot too. Huskies are very vocal and he is no exception.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 08, 2014 03:59 PM (u25eL)

232 229 BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 07:58 PM (GEICT)

The 1981 is pretty effective concealment BC...

of course that means I am -8063 or so...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 04:00 PM (TE35l)

233 231 I'll bet the new Cubs stadium is really, really nice...except for one thing. The Cubs. Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 07:58 PM (KArqF) well played

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 49 days until spring training at January 08, 2014 04:00 PM (u8GsB)

234 230 What's the over/under on how many "tell all" books eventually come out on this admin? Posted by: Icedog I will take the over on "a lot."

Posted by: traye at January 08, 2014 04:00 PM (AI/EY)

235 I'll bet the new Cubs stadium is really, really nice...except for one thing. The Cubs.

Two things...the Cubs and the Cubs fans.

Posted by: HR at January 08, 2014 04:00 PM (hO8IJ)

236 Damnit! TDdaily ‏@TDdaily 2m RT @SportsCenter Attorney for Jameis Winston's accuser says she plans to file civil suit against FSU QB & Tallahassee Police Dept. via @ABC

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 04:00 PM (DmNpO)

237 Oh dear heavens. B Cochran is younger than one of my own children. Send me to the glue factory.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 08, 2014 04:00 PM (P6QsQ)

238 I'm 32. 33 in July.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 07:58 PM (GEICT)

Okay, wait, because I am good at math. If that pic was from 1981, you were a zygote. WTF, Cochran, don't fuck with my head this way . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 04:01 PM (8lmkt)

239 206 Ok, since this is an OTÂ…shameless brag time. The 1981 family: http://tinypic.com/r/8wfjud/5 Awful lot of White in that picture, just saying RACIST Breeder!

Posted by: Melissa Harris-Perry at January 08, 2014 04:01 PM (0FSuD)

240 232 Rick Perry Bitchez! at January 08, 2014 07:58 PM (RJMhd)

Gawd!--I just got Chris Christie out of my mind's eye...

we all have our gifts....Biden, you, Kerry...I am no different....

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 04:01 PM (TE35l)

241 july what?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 49 days until spring training at January 08, 2014 04:01 PM (u8GsB)

242 239 Oh dear heavens. B Cochran is younger than one of my own children. Send me to the glue factory. Posted by: grammie winger at January 08, 2014 08:00 PM (P6QsQ) And I'm not even close to the youngest among the regulars around here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 04:01 PM (GEICT)

243 238 She's hoping to get some of his future NFL money.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2014 04:01 PM (zqvg6)

244 @ 231 Hey now

Posted by: grammie winger at January 08, 2014 04:02 PM (P6QsQ)

245 Okay, wait, because I am good at math. If that pic was from 1981, you were a zygote. WTF, Cochran, don't fuck with my head this way . . . Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 08:01 PM (8lmkt) Lmao. I meant the 1981 family as in BCochran1981. Lol. My bad. It's the Cochran family photo.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 04:02 PM (GEICT)

246 My stupid cat WANTS to be outside in 15F weather. Stupid. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo Ours too. The other day she ran out while I was putting the dog out, it was -10! She lasted all of 3 minutes before she wanted back in.

Posted by: The Farmer at January 08, 2014 04:02 PM (eBupg)

247 230 What's the over/under on how many "tell all" books eventually come out on this admin? What's the over/under we'll have a lot of new LIVs nine months from this Vortex?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 04:02 PM (0FSuD)

248 And I'm not even close to the youngest among the regulars around here. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 08:01 PM (GEICT) ******** CAC.

Posted by: Rick Perry Bitchez! at January 08, 2014 04:02 PM (RJMhd)

249 0_o

/whispers/ You. Bastards.

Posted by: Book at January 08, 2014 04:02 PM (qWES6)

250 237 Amen. I could tolerate the Cubs but their fans? Not so much. Why are the White Sox fans so much more...tolerable?

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 04:02 PM (KArqF)

251 So does this mean Gaylord and Michelle wear these types of suits?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 04:02 PM (xydLk)

252 243 july what? Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 49 days until spring training at January 08, 2014 08:01 PM (u8GsB) 15th

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 04:03 PM (GEICT)

253 244 BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 08:01 PM (GEICT)

Only as young as you feel...of course my son getting socked meant there was a faux 14 year old here...

so there's that.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 04:03 PM (TE35l)

254 She's hoping to get some of his future NFL money. *** She'd better be telling a better damn story than she told originally.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 04:03 PM (DmNpO)

255 Fourteen year old girl sails alone around the world for fortune and glory, and no one can figure out why a fourteen year old girl would do such a thing.

Posted by: Charlie Derthmeister at January 08, 2014 04:03 PM (OVQGR)

256 When you open a box of peanut brittle you have to eat the whole box...or it'll go bad, right?

Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 04:03 PM (uZ6Ul)

257 CAC. Posted by: Rick Perry Bitchez! at January 08, 2014 08:02 PM (RJMhd) tsrblke, Hobojerky, possibly WashingtonNearsider. There's a few others I'm forgetting.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 04:03 PM (GEICT)

258 @252 I am about to hunt you down.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 08, 2014 04:04 PM (P6QsQ)

259 249 Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 08:02 PM (0FSuD)

I'll take the under...

b/c "birf control"...also I am thinking some LIVs sadly(no sarcasm) either froze to death or are gonna have reduced lifespan from the snap.

The cold she be a killer.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 04:04 PM (TE35l)

260 Only as young as you feel...of course my son getting socked meant there was a faux 14 year old here... so there's that. Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 08:03 PM (TE35l) Someone socked your kid??? I don't know if I should be amused or horrified.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 04:05 PM (GEICT)

261 @258. Ice dog. Yeah, it's a law I think.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 08, 2014 04:05 PM (P6QsQ)

262 Oh my, it's the attack of the frozen faced, dead eyed hair monster! run for your lives.

Posted by: Charlie Derthmeister at January 08, 2014 04:05 PM (OVQGR)

263 tsrblke? Hmmm..pretty smart for a whipper snapper. That's right--he's till going for a Masters or something like that.

Posted by: Rick Perry Bitchez! at January 08, 2014 04:05 PM (RJMhd)

264 My stupid cat WANTS to be outside in 15F weather. Stupid.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo

Ours too. The other day she ran out while I was putting the dog out, it was -10! She lasted all of 3 minutes before she wanted back in.

Posted by: The Farmer at January 08, 2014 08:02 PM (eBupg)

---------------------------------------------

Had a huge Siamese tomcat that would consider 15F frolic weather.

Posted by: Soona at January 08, 2014 04:06 PM (PdEAn)

265 BCochran.. you're only 32? Yeah.. I'll join grammie at the glue factory.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 08, 2014 04:06 PM (u25eL)

266 That Ace and Maet came across the FemDoll things withint 24 hours of each other independently is a bit disturbing...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 08, 2014 04:06 PM (XvHmy)

267 Peanut brittle only lasts about 24 hours when exposed to o2, scientific fact!

Posted by: traye at January 08, 2014 04:06 PM (AI/EY)

268 262 BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 08:05 PM (GEICT)

Nah it was all good...they socked Lad 10077 and had him trying to escape and wondering if my mania was all there was....

which...probably isn't that far from the truth in a metaphorical and near-literal sense...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 04:06 PM (TE35l)

269 I know I'm a little behind the current thread-current ... ... but Ace, I used to like you - in an I Don't Even Know You kind of way - before ManRubberSuitGate. It's like I just found out I've got a Clown Phobia or something. If Rubber Skinned Dudes ever become a staple in Hometown Parades ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 08, 2014 04:07 PM (6/+vz)

270 That Ace and Maet came across the FemDoll things withint 24 hours of each other independently is a bit disturbing... *** Just a coincidence!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 04:07 PM (DmNpO)

271 That ND weather alert, I swear that is I 75 between Grand Forks and Fargo. Drove that many a time

Posted by: Thunderb at January 08, 2014 04:07 PM (zOTsN)

272 It was a nice 75 today at CAChouse.

Posted by: CAC at January 08, 2014 04:08 PM (HJP2/)

273 Beautiful family, there, BC. Adorable little girls... Just makes me miss my little ones more.

Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 04:08 PM (dSa5I)

274 267 BCochran.. you're only 32? Yeah.. I'll join grammie at the glue factory. Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 08, 2014 08:06 PM (u25eL) Lol. Yes ma'am. And no way, you ladies still have plenty of good years ahead.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 04:08 PM (GEICT)

275 WASHINGTON -- NASA will complete a $350 million structure to test rocket engines at Stennis Space Center in Mississippi early this year. Then, it plans to mothball the 300- foot-high, steel-frame tower for the foreseeable future. The reason: Congress ordered the National Aeronautics and Space Administration to finish building the facility even though the agency doesn't need it. http://tinyurl.com/q5hn274 Our country is in the best of hands.

Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2014 04:08 PM (sdi6R)

276 Shelties cannot handle this kind of cold. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Shelties are built for cold, but based on the two that we have, they like to be outside when it's somewhere between 62 and 72. Otherwise, it's in the house, taking up 3/4ths of the bed.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 08, 2014 04:08 PM (8FyP4)

277 260 Head north.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 04:09 PM (KArqF)

278 It used to be that American men wouldn't settle for shitty mass-produced latex woman suits imported from Taiwan. Men used to be able to make a lady skinsuit from natural fat girls made right here in the U.S. of A. America is losing it's craftsmen. What do we outsource next, wingers?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2014 04:09 PM (JDIKC)

279 One of the FemDoll wearers is the father of six girls. He says it helps him "bond" with them They are so doomed

Posted by: Thunderb at January 08, 2014 04:10 PM (zOTsN)

280 @276 BCochran - you can quit kissing up to me. You're not in the will.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 08, 2014 04:11 PM (P6QsQ)

281 BCochran.. you're only 32? Yeah.. I'll join grammie at the glue factory.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 08, 2014 08:06 PM (u25eL)

----------------------------------------------------

Hey! Don't step on my feet. I'm sitting on this bus too.

Posted by: Soona at January 08, 2014 04:11 PM (PdEAn)

282 Nah it was all good...they sockedÂ Lad 10077Â and had him trying to escape and wondering if my mania was all there was.... ____________ I remember that. Waan't your wife here that night?

Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 04:11 PM (dSa5I)

283 274 It was a nice 75 today at CAChouse. Posted by: CAC at January 08, 2014 08:08 PM (HJP2/) **** Casa CAC. --btw someone found a fun *fact* everyt ime you yawn a ghost gets a blow job. I'm off. Tout alors!!

Posted by: Rick Perry Bitchez! at January 08, 2014 04:11 PM (RJMhd)

284 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2014 08:09 PM (JDIKC)

heh . . . still wish that fuckin' pixy would add a kissy-face

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 04:11 PM (8lmkt)

285 >>>There's a few others I'm forgetting. *cough*

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 08, 2014 04:12 PM (eQJwb)

286 Don't feel old. I'm going to be 30 in 14 more months.

Posted by: CAC at January 08, 2014 04:12 PM (HJP2/)

287 284 shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 08:11 PM (dSa5I)

earlier, then she passed out...

in the morning she laughed hard...

She has always drawn a lot of strength from the horde even if she can't post much.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 04:13 PM (TE35l)

288 Long story (and I'm lazy), but for the full month of July '76 (or '77), there was no television or open movie theaters in Iceland. The country set a national record that month.

...nope, not baby making. Divorce.

Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 04:13 PM (uZ6Ul)

289 268 That Ace and Maet came across the FemDoll things withint 24 hours of each other independently is a bit disturbing... Posted by: The Political Hat at January 08, 2014 08:06 PM (XvHmy) It was trending hard on Twitter yesterday or the day before.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2014 04:13 PM (oFCZn)

290 NASA will complete a $350 million structure to test rocket engines...

Pending EPA rule: Rocket exhaust has to be captured and recycled.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at January 08, 2014 04:13 PM (kxSZr)

291 Don't feel old. I'm going to be 30 in 14 more months. *** Dangit! My daughter will be 30 in February.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 04:13 PM (DmNpO)

292 287 >>>There's a few others I'm forgetting. The tragic "canoe" accident?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 04:14 PM (0FSuD)

293 Don't feel old. I'm going to be 30 in 14 more months.

Posted by: CAC at January 08, 2014 08:12 PM (HJP2/)

-------------------------------------------------

There's two words that come to mind......

Posted by: Soona at January 08, 2014 04:14 PM (PdEAn)

294 This requires a new meme Like every time you really screw up Boy Christy really "fucked the FemDoll" didn't he

Posted by: Thunderb at January 08, 2014 04:14 PM (zOTsN)

295 Why does that mean Mr. Ace hate us?

We promise to be good if you will stop giving us nightmares.

Posted by: Mayday at January 08, 2014 04:14 PM (eHc+1)

296 *cough* Posted by: DC in Towson at January 08, 2014 08:12 PM (eQJwb) There we go! I knew there was someone else.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 04:14 PM (GEICT)

297 It was 42 in SW Alberta this afternoon. It was -22 Saturday night. That's Chinooks for you.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 08, 2014 04:14 PM (zFdo1)

298 Don't feel old. I'm going to be 30 in 14 more months.

Posted by: CAC at January 08, 2014 08:12 PM (HJP2/)

pshaw, I have cats older than that.

okay, I'm lying, but it's close, at least from my perspective up here on crone hill.

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 04:15 PM (8lmkt)

299 trivia: explain the difference between a tragedy and a melodrama

Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 04:15 PM (BHAyP)

300 This is just all fucked up ... going to go downstairs and count supplies - or something. Seriously - that's just all fucked up.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 08, 2014 04:15 PM (6/+vz)

301 America is losing it's craftsmen. What do we outsource next, wingers? Posted by: Empire of Jeff The American lace wig industry is on its last leg, mainly due to union corruption.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 08, 2014 04:16 PM (8FyP4)

302 The FemDolls all look like Helen Thomas did their makeup

Posted by: Thunderb at January 08, 2014 04:16 PM (zOTsN)

303 The Professionals is on Sony Movie Channel if you have it.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2014 04:16 PM (zqvg6)

304 NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 08, 2014 04:16 PM (m9V0o)

305 lol Soona.. Starts with an F?

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 08, 2014 04:16 PM (u25eL)

306 Link on Instapundit says 2013 was biggest year for pron watching in US. When the full study comes out, what percent of the total will be from the horde? Solid 50

Posted by: traye at January 08, 2014 04:17 PM (AI/EY)

307 The American lace wig industry is on its last leg, mainly due to union corruption. We still lead the world in cat filters!

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 08, 2014 04:17 PM (m9V0o)

308 so, Cavil can sort his socks in the barrel? what say ye, horde?

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 04:17 PM (8lmkt)

309 288 Don't feel old. I'm going to be 30 in 14 more months. Posted by: CAC at January 08, 2014 08:12 PM (HJP2/) Ah, to be young and not freezing...

Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2014 04:18 PM (sdi6R)

310 I am thinking that it'd be kinda cool to have one of those baby masks that Micheal Palin wore in "Brazil."

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 08, 2014 04:20 PM (M5T54)

311 >>>Link on Instapundit says 2013 was biggest year for pron watching in US. When the full study comes out, what percent of the total will be from the horde? Solid 50 Sorry about that. I was unemployed for a few months last spring.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 08, 2014 04:21 PM (eQJwb)

312 Eh, they may dress like femdolls but can they holster a gun in their you know wheres?

Posted by: votermom at January 08, 2014 04:21 PM (GSIDW)

313 That's a lovely Breck girl.

Posted by: pipandbaby at January 08, 2014 04:21 PM (rxsnN)

314 If you watch Bladerunner backwards:

If you watch bladerunner backwards a unicorn runs from a piano & Replicants spring to life while human beings rise from dead

If you play the last five years backwards

the United States loses debt load, gains back millions of jobs, and has rule of law.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 04:22 PM (TE35l)

315 Christie jumped the bridge

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 08, 2014 04:22 PM (Xfl0F)

316 A melodrama is a conflict between good and evil. A tragedy is a conflict between two goods. People often misuse 'tragedy.' For instance when someone dies in a car accident, it is a tragedy. When someone refers to 9/11 as a 'tragedy,' they are stupid.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 04:23 PM (BHAyP)

317 I'm younger than bcochran. Though not by much.

Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2014 04:23 PM (LI48c)

318 Link on Instapundit says 2013 was biggest year for pron watching in US. When the full study comes out, what percent of the total will be from the horde? Solid 50 *** I've nearly stopped watching it because they keep getting seedier and seedier, if that's possible. Even though production values are way up, the acts themselves have become more demeaning.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 04:23 PM (DmNpO)

319 Wait, I thought we created a Jack of Spades site for the under 30 youngsters?

Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 04:24 PM (uZ6Ul)

320 Take a look at that map and how you re-published a map that thinks Jesus's middle name is "Fucking." Now consider the awareness here of Islam encroaching on a nation that supposedly had Christian ethics. Wonder why States are rushing to legalize pot, and same sex marriage?...call it change, call it progressive.

I call it a every quickening slide to degeneracy and lawlessness. Do not complain that your elected leaders are lawless and ignore the Constitution, something written by men tutored under the Christian Ethic. Note your own acceptance of the degradation and defaming of the greatest man, philosopher, prophet that ever lived, turn his name into the most favorite cuss word in Western Civilization, then wonder why you have no strength or agreement to resist the barbarian at the gate. Wonder why just a few years after our tallest buildings were brought down we elected a Muslim in all but name only.

Curse Jesus, and wonder why your old people and women are prey for punks and thugs and racists, why we now have among us unspeakable crime. Pretend it is all unrelated and there is no "law of harvest." That what a man sows he reaps, the same for nations. And I know there are Christians on this site but you say nothing when this happens. Instead after I leave you will just mock me or worse ignore what I have said. No sense of shame at all, so don't expect liberals and progressives to feel any shame as they joyously destroy the greatest nation God has given to man. It is your children that will curse you if you do not turn this around.

Posted by: jehu at January 08, 2014 04:24 PM (i3PtB)

321 Does anyone remember a recipe that was posted by cthullu, I think, that involved chicken, apples, grapes, Greek yogurt, wrapped in romain lettuce? I was lurking and it looked good for the weekend, but I forgot to write it down, and now I'm certain I'm forgetting an ingredient.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 08, 2014 04:24 PM (eQJwb)

322 #Bridgenado #Bridgeacolypse #Bridgenami or, Velociman's sexier contribution, #GinaLolobridgeada

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 04:25 PM (DmNpO)

323 Posted by: Francis at January 08, 2014 08:24 PM (i3PtB)

Lighten up.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 08, 2014 04:25 PM (Xfl0F)

324 A melodrama is a conflict between good and evil. *** No! It's when the protagonist smokes weed! Oh!... you said 'melodrama'.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 04:26 PM (DmNpO)

325 "Posted by: jehu at January 08, 2014 08:24 PM (i3PtB)" Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at January 08, 2014 04:27 PM (zxrQh)

326 NDH, just Google "classic porn". ...and it's "artsy" not dirty, because it's classic!

Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 04:27 PM (uZ6Ul)

327 Ah, to be young and not freezing...
--

Perfect setup for me to brag about my young niece. Last night as a group of us were piling into the car after an event, my 7 year old neice insisted that her 77 year old grandmother get in the car before she did (they had to enter one at a time due to the position of the car next to ours). She said "I can take the cold better than you!" There is indeed hope for today's youth.

And while I'm all braggy, the event we attended was a school district ceremony, for an arts competition where she won first place. But I was more proud of her thoughtfulness than the award.

Posted by: Mayday at January 08, 2014 04:28 PM (eHc+1)

328 Posted by: Peaches Well I know it's a conflict of interest, but seeing as I made a point of limiting its scope, I vote: NOPE.

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 08, 2014 04:28 PM (m9V0o)

329 What is truth?

Posted by: jehu at January 08, 2014 04:28 PM (i3PtB)

330 324 You forgot BridgeGate

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 04:28 PM (KArqF)

331 >>>I've nearly stopped watching it because they keep getting seedier and seedier, if that's possible. Even though production values are way up, the acts themselves have become more demeaning. I'm going to need to know more about your pron watching habits before I can render an opinion. Please be as detailed as possible.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 08, 2014 04:29 PM (eQJwb)

332 Posted by: Mayday at January 08, 2014 08:28 PM (eHc+1) Congrats on both, Mayday.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 04:29 PM (GEICT)

333 It just occurred to me, I'm thinking 'Flo' the Progressive Insurance flack must be one of those femskin things. It would explain a lot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 04:29 PM (aDwsi)

334 NDH, just Google "classic porn". ...and it's "artsy" not dirty, because it's classic! *** And holy cow the men were ugly!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 04:29 PM (DmNpO)

335 It just occurred to me, I'm thinking 'Flo' the Progressive Insurance flack must be one of those femskin things. It would explain a lot. *** You might be on to something.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 04:30 PM (DmNpO)

336 allen g. i made your cherry chicken tonight.......the kids & i LOVED IT!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 49 days until spring training at January 08, 2014 04:30 PM (u8GsB)

337 I'm going to need to know more about your pron watching habits before I can render an opinion. Please be as detailed as possible. *** that's a convo for a late, late night ONT!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 04:30 PM (DmNpO)

338 allen g. i made your cherry chicken tonight.......the kids & i LOVED IT!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! *** What?! There's a cherry chicken recipe?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 04:31 PM (DmNpO)

339 316 If you watch Bladerunner backwards: ...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 08:22 PM (TE35l)

Is there a "Backwards Cut" included with the 30th Anniversary Blu-ray box set? I guess I could play my Criterion CAV LaserDisc backwards with perfect fluidity but there's no unicorn sequence in that version.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 08, 2014 04:31 PM (M5T54)

340 Posted by: Francis at January 08, 2014 08:24 PM (i3PtB)

Lighten up.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 08, 2014 08:25 PM (Xfl0F)

superbly played, bth . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 04:31 PM (8lmkt)

341 Yeah. There's no psychological issues with the femskin fetish, noooo....

Posted by: --- at January 08, 2014 04:32 PM (MMC8r)

342 That's a lovely Breck girl. *** And she told two friends, and they told two friends, and they told two friends... Wait. Is that Faberge' Organics or Breck?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 04:33 PM (DmNpO)

343 My fcuked-up imagination tells me that every one of those odd looking rubber shemale things has a secret holster on its person with a gun pointed at me.

Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2014 04:33 PM (TKFmG)

344 Believe it or not, Ron Jeremy was a decent looking guy at one time...if you're into short and hairy Italian men with a huge....movie library.

Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 04:33 PM (uZ6Ul)

345 My fcuked-up imagination tells me that every one of those odd looking rubber shemale things has a secret holster on its person with a gun pointed at me. *** They have a gun pointed at you alright.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 04:34 PM (DmNpO)

346 Yeah. There's no psychological issues with the femskin fetish, noooo.... Posted by: --- -------------------- I just checked in the Diagnostic Manual. Nope, nothing there..., but then a lot of stuff has been excised, because now 'normal'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 04:34 PM (aDwsi)

347 I keep thinking of Janice in the Muppets take Manhattan "I won't take my clothes of for anybody, even if it is ar-tis-tic!"

Posted by: pipandbaby at January 08, 2014 04:34 PM (rxsnN)

348 I saw it earlier on the blog today. I finally found the link to Allen WestÂ’s letter to Boehner. RWC posted it early this afternoon. I wonder if Boehner is going to answer? There should be a special investigator appointed to investigate Benghazi & not five different committees that only get pieces of the truth.

Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2014 04:34 PM (z4WKX)

349 Thanks BCochran. Frankly I had been feeling a little guilty for spoiling her rotten this Christmas, as did her parents (my God, that kid raked it in). I'm pretty thankful her dad is not a pushover and he sets appropriate limits for her. Thus I get to be the fun, generous aunt.

Posted by: Mayday at January 08, 2014 04:34 PM (eHc+1)

350 I saw Cherry Chicken open for Krokus in '82 at the Astrodome.

Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 04:35 PM (uZ6Ul)

351

This post give new meaning to 'The Valley of the Dolls'.

Posted by: Patty Duke at January 08, 2014 04:36 PM (N3Al8)

352 341 Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 08, 2014 08:31 PM (M5T54)

I think it depends on the video source...

the unicorn was in the theatrical cut...

I think most modern cuts are either the directors cut The "final" cut or the new and improved "gee whiz CG cut"...

Some Laser Disc prints were of the "working cut" which later was more the basis for the director's cut...

they added the unicorn for US audiences so we'd be happy...

they added the Volcano and a dusky hued Captain America so Gerg would go the fuck back in the cage.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 04:36 PM (TE35l)

353 The femskin weirdos are like the furries I've known-- like into a different, better identity kind of weird. I've got to think there's serious self-loathing getting played out there.

Posted by: --- at January 08, 2014 04:36 PM (MMC8r)

354 http://tinyurl.com/lfb4kve Here is the link to Allen WestÂ’s letter, thanks to RWC earlier today.

Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2014 04:36 PM (z4WKX)

355 *** And she told two friends, and they told two friends, and they told two friends... Wait. Is that Faberge' Organics or Breck? Organics. Easy to confuse.

Posted by: pipandbaby at January 08, 2014 04:36 PM (rxsnN)

356 352 I think that was a Cherry Chicken Chokers. I was there too!

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 04:37 PM (KArqF)

357 329 Perfect setup for me to brag about my young niece. Well ... my 13 year old daughter declared in 8th Grade Civics today that, in her view, the South was entitled to leave the Union in peace. Of course, I'm proud as well.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 08, 2014 04:37 PM (6/+vz)

358 346 Icedog at January 08, 2014 08:33 PM (uZ6Ul)

You'll never play nintendo the same way again....

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 04:37 PM (TE35l)

359 Mayday - Just follow the Obama rule: No presents for Christmas or Birthday, because they Â“want to teach some limits.Â”

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 04:37 PM (aDwsi)

360 Re: animated GIFs The ability to block images is a blessing sometimes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 04:38 PM (qyfb5)

361 I keep thinking of Janice in the Muppets take Manhattan "I won't take my clothes of for anybody, even if it is ar-tis-tic!" *** Let's hop the Breck girl above doesn't take its clothes off.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 04:38 PM (DmNpO)

362 The femskins, the furries, the bronies...all have one thing in common...neck beards.

Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 04:38 PM (uZ6Ul)

363 When worlds that shouldn't collide do, I know the Disalmanac guy. Very liberal. Very.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 08, 2014 04:38 PM (RZ8pf)

364 One reason Ron Jeremy was so successful is that he was also a standup comic. Probably still is.

He's got an autobiography out which *koff* I might have leafed through. But only for the articles.

ANYWAY, if you were wondering why the ladies in his videos actually seem to be having fun, or at any rate more fun than they should be having whilst screwing a middle-aged ugly goofus: it's because he's previously put them at their ease by making jokes and generally being likeable.

He has a bit part in "Orgazmo", too, by the way - and yeah, he's funny in that one too.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 08, 2014 04:39 PM (Xfl0F)

365 270 - Gawd.... I'm surprised you're not typing between iron bars.... I would be.

....but, then again, it would probably be 'tough-love from long range...'

Posted by: fred zeppelin at January 08, 2014 04:39 PM (YuUoQ)

366 Flo is a Nexus Five. That pasty skin tone.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 04:39 PM (xydLk)

367 CAC still here? New NOVA on tonight: Alien Planets Revealed

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 04:39 PM (DmNpO)

368 FemDolls racist!! No FemDolls of color!

Posted by: thunderb at January 08, 2014 04:40 PM (zOTsN)

369

Even I'm shocked!!!

Posted by: Boy George at January 08, 2014 04:41 PM (N3Al8)

370 Ah, Sean Young, right before she went into the crazy, the notion that Deckard
didn't know that he was a replicant, was sort of the McGuffin,

Posted by: dick jones at January 08, 2014 04:41 PM (Jsiw/)

371 CAC is occupied contemplating the Dorito in his hand.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 04:41 PM (BHAyP)

372 Sven ...and what about the poor princess. Maybe she was actually running from Mario.

Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 04:41 PM (uZ6Ul)

373 sooth - lmao

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 04:42 PM (aDwsi)

374 322 I can't even express how much i endorse this message

Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 04:42 PM (b7yum)

375 the Obama rule: No presents for Christmas or Birthday, because they Â“want to teach some limits.Â”

Limits. From the family that routinely dumps Michelle on a Hawaiian beach to do whatever, and hosts massive blowout parties with West Coast celebs over at 1600 Penn a continent away.

Consider the Shenanigans to be officially called.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 08, 2014 04:42 PM (Xfl0F)

376 323 -DC I don't remember any recipe, but maybe add a little cinnamon to the yogurt, and that sounds pretty good. And yes, I want a cherry-chicken recipe!

Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 04:42 PM (dSa5I)

377 From 2007 on Amazon is the five disc Blu-Ray edition of Blade Runner.
http://tinyurl.com/mva4qwn

In memory of Run Run Shaw, buy it!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 04:43 PM (xydLk)

378 374 Icedog at January 08, 2014 08:41 PM (uZ6Ul)

They couldn't fit a cyborg feminine "restraining order..RESTRAINING ORDER!" midi on the cart sadly...

"Sorry Ron the Princess moved to fucking Monaco"

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 04:43 PM (TE35l)

379 333 >>>I've nearly stopped watching it because they keep getting seedier and seedier, if that's possible. Even though production values are way up, the acts themselves have become more demeaning.

I'm going to need to know more about your pron watching habits before I can render an opinion. Please be as detailed as possible.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 08, 2014 08:29 PM (eQJwb)

I have a very good memory and can mention a few previous revelations that might make NDH blush.

Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2014 04:44 PM (LI48c)

380 Mayday - Just follow the Obama rule: No presents for Christmas or Birthday, because they Â“want to teach some limits.Â”
--

Except our family was overjoyed and did not feel "punished with a baby" when she was born! Plus I get so much pleasure from giving her things I know she wants. If the parents are doing a good job with the kid (and they are), I figure I don't have to worry too much about setting limits. That's their job, not mine!

Posted by: Mayday at January 08, 2014 04:44 PM (eHc+1)

381 Don't want to start a shitstorm, but where's your evidence Deckard was actually a replicant?

Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 04:44 PM (uZ6Ul)

382 Jeremy's a joo, not an eye-tie.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 08, 2014 04:44 PM (Xfl0F)

383 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUjtADW_8aU

Posted by: pipandbaby at January 08, 2014 04:44 PM (rxsnN)

384 Consider the Shenanigans to be officially called. Posted by: boulder --------------- Except..., they aren't. There is no hubris by this man/party that is ever called out, however obscene it may be.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 04:44 PM (aDwsi)

385 Well ... my 13 year old daughter declared in 8th Grade Civics today that, in her view, the South was entitled to leave the Union in peace.

Of course, I'm proud as well.
--

As you should be! (said by a fellow southerner)

Posted by: Mayday at January 08, 2014 04:45 PM (eHc+1)

386 Well ... my 13 year old daughter declared in 8th Grade Civics today
that, in her view, the South was entitled to leave the Union in peace

Wow.

Prepare for audit.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 08, 2014 04:45 PM (Xfl0F)

387 Hmm. Chopper passing *very* close overhead. Makes me nervous

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 04:46 PM (aDwsi)

388 In memory of Run Run Shaw, buy it! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 08:43 PM (xydLk) Hide posts from (xydLk) I tried to hold a tribute to Run Run Shaw, but no matter how much I insulted their sifu, the students wouldn't start a fight! Both disappointing and encouraging at the same time. Or maybe they didn't like their teacher much.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 04:46 PM (qyfb5)

389 Wait, I was told Jewish men never have sex. ...or is that just the married ones?

Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 04:47 PM (uZ6Ul)

390 "Hmm. Chopper passing *very* close overhead. Makes me nervous"

Cannot wait for the 'perfect' lens sets, and how much light you can push thru it.... I bet a recovered desert area is anxious too...

Posted by: fred zeppelin at January 08, 2014 04:48 PM (YuUoQ)

391 The only time I ever watched pron, it was back in the 80s and my boyfriend had bought a vcr from a guy who threw in a pile of pron tapes. I watched some and told him I was never having secks again. I did, but it was a couple weeks. Shit just plain skeeved me out. It was girl on girl, too. Go figure.

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 04:48 PM (8lmkt)

392 >>>Hmm. Chopper passing *very* close overhead. Makes me nervous *whistles innocently* Don't mind me, Mr. Crazy Right-wing Terrorist.

Posted by: A Helicopter Full of Puppies, seriously at January 08, 2014 04:48 PM (eQJwb)

393 Hmm. Chopper passing *very* close overhead. Makes me nervous

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 08:46 PM (aDwsi)

In LA, we call that "Wednesday"

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 04:49 PM (8lmkt)

394 383 Icedog at January 08, 2014 08:44 PM (uZ6Ul)

Word of God from the Director(and sorta the author) and actor I guess...

I always figured he was a human sociopath...

Philip K Dick praised Ford's inhabiting the role of Deckard and said he nailed it.

Scott says "he was always a replicant"

Ford was initially ambiguous, but seems to imply "yeah replicant"...

It is a nerd rage circle...

http://tinyurl.com/mkgg2cs

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 04:49 PM (TE35l)

395 359 Well MY 16-year-old daughter informed ME that the Civil War began in 1920. Seriously.

Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 04:49 PM (b7yum)

396 391. Ahem.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 08, 2014 04:49 PM (KArqF)

397 *whistles innocently* Don't mind me, Mr. Crazy Right-wing Terrorist. Posted by: A Helicopter ---------------------- Hell, I was afraid that it was Flo's people.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 04:49 PM (aDwsi)

398 that's a convo for a late, late night ONT! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse Make sure to send me a wake-up for that ont.

Posted by: traye at January 08, 2014 04:50 PM (AI/EY)

399 Don't want to start a shitstorm, but where's your evidence Deckard was actually a replicant? Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 08:44 PM (uZ6Ul) Hide posts from (uZ6Ul) Ridley Scott said so. http://wrd.cm/1aahwVh Definitive as far as the *movie* goes, anyway, not the book, where he was tested.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 04:51 PM (qyfb5)

400 Peaches, there is some softcore porn designed for women. Just think Fabio-covered romance books on film...

Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 04:52 PM (uZ6Ul)

401 354 341 Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 08, 2014 08:31 PM (M5T54)

Some Laser Disc prints were of the "working cut" which later was more the basis for the director's cut...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 08:36 PM (TE35l)

The Criterion LaserDisc has no unicorn dream sequence. But, it still has Deckard finding the unicorn origami before he and Rachel drive off to live happily ever after--until the supervolcano erupts killing them both which was fucking awesome. **SPOILERS**

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 08, 2014 04:52 PM (M5T54)

402 Sok-b-gone

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 08, 2014 04:53 PM (eQJwb)

403 402 Yes, it's a man sitting intently while a woman talks about her day

Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 04:53 PM (b7yum)

404 #425 will be about a movie

Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 04:53 PM (BHAyP)

405 401 Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 08, 2014 08:51 PM (qyfb5)

right but then there are the (in theory arguably) canon follow on books hat take he whole "universe" in oddball directions...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 04:53 PM (TE35l)

406 "Yes, it's a man sitting intently while a woman talks about her day"

And they say porn stars can't act.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 08, 2014 04:55 PM (IV4od)

407 Daily reminder: It's sort of chilly out.

Posted by: Daily Reminder Guy at January 08, 2014 04:55 PM (6j8ke)

408 Hey DC\Towson - is it cold up off York? It sure is down here at Teh top O the Bay!

We even have ice on the Susquehanna ...

Posted by: fred zeppelin at January 08, 2014 04:55 PM (YuUoQ)

409 Peaches, there is some softcore porn designed for women. Just think Fabio-covered romance books on film...

Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 08:52 PM (uZ6Ul)

Oh, thanks. Now I don't have to drink 50 more beers to arrive at the puking place . . . I read Brad Thor and (RIP) Vince Flynn (among others). I would sooner crawl naked through raw sewage than read a "romance" novel.

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 04:55 PM (8lmkt)

410 Well if you get that five disc set you will get the original theatrical release, the international release, director's cut, final cut, and the working copy. Choose which one you like. I tend to watch the Final Cut which lacks the narration and no scene of them at the end driving off.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 04:56 PM (xydLk)

411 258 When you open a box of peanut brittle you have to eat the whole box...or it'll go bad, right? It called the Potato Chip Law of Consumption. "You can't just eat one"

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 04:56 PM (0FSuD)

412 It's cheaper than plastic surgery and you can reverse the transformation. As an old lady, I'm thinking I should get me one of them there body and face suits.

Posted by: Guys and Dolls at January 08, 2014 04:56 PM (/cUUk)

413 Well ... my 13 year old daughter declared in 8th Grade Civics today that, in her view, the South was entitled to leave the Union in peace. Of course, I'm proud as well. Posted by: ScoggDog at January 08, 2014 08:37 PM (6/+vz) When does the expulsion end?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2014 04:57 PM (oFCZn)

414 Heh. I just received a Groupon offer for a discounted Rolfing session. Why bother? I mean, I have primal scream therapy right here. Just as good, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 04:57 PM (aDwsi)

415 Step brothers is on

Posted by: Thunderb at January 08, 2014 04:57 PM (zOTsN)

416 Oh, thanks. Now I don't have to drink 50 more beers to arrive at the puking place . . . I read Brad Thor and (RIP) Vince Flynn (among others). I would sooner crawl naked through raw sewage than read a "romance" novel. Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 08:55 PM (8lmkt) Hide posts from (8lmkt) The world needs more you.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 04:57 PM (qyfb5)

417 412 Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 08:56 PM (xydLk)

I almost like one of the endings to the (in theory canon) Video Game...

where a Decker Like Blade Runner discovers...

"yes Bob you are a replicant" when he drives off in the car with himself...

gives "go fuck yourself" whole new meaning....

I like the Final Cut, I showed Lad the Director's cut when he was younger b/c I thought the narration helped.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 04:58 PM (TE35l)

418 Merovign, I think Scott was wrong to declare Deckard's true self. Not knowing (and the debate) was a key element in the movie's classic status.

Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 04:58 PM (uZ6Ul)

419 FSU's Rapist Winston to be sued by alleged victim: http://tinyurl.com/qeugjnk Incompetent whitewashing Florida police departments hardest hit. Maybe.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 08, 2014 04:59 PM (bS6uW)

420 We even have ice on the Susquehanna ---------------- That is some sort of code sequence, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 04:59 PM (aDwsi)

421 >>trivia: explain the difference between a tragedy and a melodrama Posted by: soothsayer Tragedy: President Obama Melodrama: Mr and Mrs Obama

Posted by: Aviator at January 08, 2014 05:00 PM (DI+ja)

422 "her" is coming out on Friday

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 08, 2014 05:00 PM (Xfl0F)

423 Sweet mother of God. That is the scariest shit I've ever seen. And it cannot be unseen.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2014 05:00 PM (UAMVq)

424 422 FSU's Rapist Winston to be sued by alleged victim: http://tinyurl.com/qeugjnk Incompetent whitewashing Florida police departments hardest hit. Maybe. Posted by: Blacksheep at January 08, 2014 08:59 PM (bS6uW) Yeah, fuck that whole innocent until proven guilty thing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 05:00 PM (GEICT)

425 Oh, thanks. Now I don't have to drink 50 more beers to arrive at the puking place . . . I read Brad Thor and (RIP) Vince Flynn (among others). I would sooner crawl naked through raw sewage than read a "romance" novel. *** And Fabio. Can anybody explain that one?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 05:01 PM (DmNpO)

426 Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 08:53 PM (BHAyP)

I was actually aiming for #426.

Oh well.

I do want to watch that movie though.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 08, 2014 05:01 PM (Xfl0F)

427 Indiana Jones: Last Crusade on Syfy now

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 05:01 PM (DmNpO)

428 Merovign, I think Scott was wrong to declare Deckard's true self. Not knowing (and the debate) was a key element in the movie's classic status. Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 08:58 PM (uZ6Ul) Hide posts from (uZ6Ul) Some people don't appreciate permanent unresolved tension as much as others, I guess.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 05:01 PM (qyfb5)

429

I guess a man just dressing up like a woman is so mundane these days that these losers had to sit around and think of a way to get attention - "Gee, I know, I'll dress up like - a DOLL! I'll make my face look like a mask!"

Pity people with such crappy lives and boring personalities that the only way they can feel alive is if they dress up like circus freaks so normal people gawk at them.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 08, 2014 05:02 PM (R3gO3)

430 425 "her" is coming out on Friday Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 08, 2014 09:00 PM (Xfl0F) The previews just look pathetic and sad.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2014 05:02 PM (UAMVq)

431 Some people don't appreciate permanent unresolved tension as much as others, I guess. Posted by: Merovign ------------------------- You mean, they aren't married.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 05:02 PM (aDwsi)

432 My powers, do not doubt them.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 05:03 PM (BHAyP)

433 Mike Hammer "That is some sort of code sequence, right?"

Not at all - just colder than Frau Beucher's (queue horse whinny) vajayjay in them these parts....

...Headlights is no understatement..... worse than Narvik in January...

Posted by: fred zeppelin at January 08, 2014 05:03 PM (YuUoQ)

434 I'll make my face look like a mask!" ----------------- What are you trying to say?

Posted by: Michael Jackson at January 08, 2014 05:04 PM (aDwsi)

435 432 Attention whores.

Posted by: NCKate at January 08, 2014 05:04 PM (6SdCf)

436 The previews just look pathetic and sad. Looks horrible. I see like one movie a year or so though so what do I know.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 08, 2014 05:04 PM (bS6uW)

437 The world needs more you.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 08, 2014 08:57 PM (qyfb5)

That's the nicest thing anyone ever said to me. You need a kidney, you let me know, eh? Still got two, as far as I know.

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 05:04 PM (8lmkt)

438 421 Icedog at January 08, 2014 08:58 PM (uZ6Ul)

Kind of, but it was artificial in a way.

I believe that the source material is canonical not the film.

In Do Androids DOES? Deckard is human, so is Rachel etc etc

now Blade Runner yeah Scott changed a metric buttload....

in it word of God "replicant/replicant"

Oh ok...

The actor? "meh/replicant"

The Nerd Rage was fun I used to go take part in the college's internet network lab and fight it in BBS wars....

"youth"

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 05:04 PM (TE35l)

439 Peaches, I actually won the 3-book set of "50 Shades of Grey" at my office Christmas party. Ended up trading it for a little Nerf gun pistol...good trade.

Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 05:04 PM (uZ6Ul)

440 The previews just look pathetic and sad. *** Yes. Pitiful.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 05:05 PM (DmNpO)

441 Thanks, asshole...I was just about to eat. Then I see the decidedly unsexy animated gif of some mental patient pretending to be Marilyn Manson's stunt double.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 05:05 PM (LIQGY)

442 You mean, they aren't married. Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 09:02 PM (aDwsi) LOL! True true true. Warmed up 37!

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 05:05 PM (0FSuD)

443 Some people don't appreciate permanent unresolved tension as much as others, I guess.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 08, 2014 09:01 PM (qyfb5)

You're kidding?

Posted by: The Ending to Inception at January 08, 2014 05:06 PM (LI48c)

444 That's the nicest thing anyone ever said to me. You need a kidney, you let me know, eh? Still got two, as far as I know. Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 09:04 PM (8lmkt) Hide posts from (8lmkt) Oh, no, that's okay, I don't... ...wait, how much does a kidney go for these days?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 05:06 PM (qyfb5)

445 Merovign the Organlegger....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 05:07 PM (xydLk)

446 443 The previews just look pathetic and sad.

***

Yes. Pitiful.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 09:05 PM (DmNpO)

It looks dumb as all hell.

So it will probably win Best Director or Best Picture at the Oscars.

Posted by: The Ending to Inception at January 08, 2014 05:08 PM (LI48c)

447 ...wait, how much does a kidney go for these days?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 08, 2014 09:06 PM (qyfb5)

For you? On the house, buddy. You broker a deal with some non-'ron loser, I'm thinking 50k and up. Have your people call my people. I'll kick you 5%.

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 05:08 PM (8lmkt)

448 Slayer- Dead Skin Mask( appropo with those hideous gifs) http://youtu.be/PJ_jDL7FgUU

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2014 05:08 PM (zqvg6)

449 Off Dream/not a Dream Sock.

Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2014 05:09 PM (LI48c)

450 At an office Christmas party (blind presents), I once swapped a box of Cracker Jacks, for a VHS copy of "The Swimmer".

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 05:09 PM (aDwsi)

451 For you? On the house, buddy. You broker a deal with some non-'ron loser, I'm thinking 50k and up. Have your people call my people. I'll kick you 5%. Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 09:08 PM (8lmkt) Hide posts from (8lmkt) LOL What a business idea! Wait, how bad's the average Hobo kidney?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 05:09 PM (qyfb5)

452 Lowrey - Why I'll never make it in politics: It would never occur to me to cut off someoneÂ’s highway lanes.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 08, 2014 05:10 PM (bS6uW)

453 451 Slayer- Dead Skin Mask( appropo with those hideous gifs) http://youtu.be/PJ_jDL7FgUU Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2014 09:08 PM (zqvg6) I was thinking of something involving that Dr. Roxxo from Metalocalypse. "I DO COCAINE!!"

Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 05:10 PM (LIQGY)

454 >>>is it cold up off York? It sure is down here at Teh top O the Bay! Nope. 74 degrees here. Inside. With the oil heat and the gas logs on. Outside? Wouldn't know. Spent all of 4 minutes total outside the past 2 days. I'm so sick of this shit. I need to go for a run. Luckily it should be into the 50s by the weekend.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 08, 2014 05:10 PM (eQJwb)

455 You guys are right. Just when I thought surely this country couldn't get more faggoty and Where's Waldoish ghey knock kneed, I saw the previews for Her. Pathetic beyond belief.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2014 05:10 PM (oFCZn)

456 At what point can we expect the Christie posse to put the bag of flaming dogshit on the porch?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2014 05:10 PM (LYIrp)

457 Just watch A Boy and his Dog. Way better than Her.

Or watch She.
http://youtu.be/MFFPYjsbt9A

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 05:10 PM (xydLk)

458 Oprah and Mooch were walking down the beach and a guy asked "Hey, where'd you get the pig?". Oprah said "It's not a pig, its a wookie." The guys says "I was talking to the wookie."

Posted by: dirks strewn at January 08, 2014 05:11 PM (QmTtF)

459 "Call it sick, call it funny, But it's better than even money That the guy is only doing it as some doll...!"

Posted by: Guys and Dolls at January 08, 2014 05:12 PM (/cUUk)

460 OT, but as a Pats fan for life, I feel compelled to say this first. Aaron Hernandez has now been linked to not just one but, TWO, murders. Early days yet, probably get worse. Go, Pats!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 05:12 PM (8lmkt)

461 Nip- Currently 33.5 deg

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 05:12 PM (aDwsi)

462 >>>Yeah, fuck that whole innocent until proven guilty thing. Hey, now, morning after regret is the same thing as forcible rape. Amanda Marcotte told me so.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 08, 2014 05:12 PM (eQJwb)

463 It looks dumb as all hell. So it will probably win Best Director or Best Picture at the Oscars. *** I'd say that's a safe bet

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 05:13 PM (DmNpO)

464 No,I think Rachael is an android in DADOES.The screenwriter has said the whole Deckard a replicant thing was a red herring but Scott liked the idea.He also said Scott misses the whole point,the androids(replicants) are evil or at least completely callous,Ridley glorifies them.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2014 05:13 PM (zqvg6)

465 Was it on here where I saw the link to "quicksand porn?" That is almost to weird for me.

Posted by: traye at January 08, 2014 05:13 PM (AI/EY)

466 After seeing that over and over again, consider me a part of Team SMOD.

Posted by: baldilocks--Team SMOD at January 08, 2014 05:13 PM (36Rjy)

467 The only way I'd go see Her is if there's a montage scene at the end showing every character shooting themselves in the head.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2014 05:14 PM (oFCZn)

468 baldilocks!!!! wow, long time. nice to see you!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 05:14 PM (8lmkt)

469 After seeing that over and over again, consider me a part of Team SMOD. Posted by: baldilocks--Team SMOD at January 08, 2014 09:13 PM (36Rjy) Hide posts from (36Rjy) Have you received your orientation packet and uniform yet?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 05:15 PM (qyfb5)

470 Her what? Is it a mystery?

Posted by: dirks strewn at January 08, 2014 05:15 PM (QmTtF)

471 Hey, now, morning after regret is the same thing as forcible rape. Amanda Marcotte told me so. Insiders say she's lying her ass off. Prior sex with him, pic with her on top, etc. Sounds like a Heisman-level shakedown.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 08, 2014 05:15 PM (bS6uW)

472 463 OT, but as a Pats fan for life, I feel compelled to say this first. Aaron Hernandez has now been linked to not just one but, TWO, murders. Early days yet, probably get worse. Go, Pats!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 09:12 PM (8lmkt)

I thought that was already sort of expected. They think part of the reason Hernandez killed the last guy was because he was talking to the police about another murder Hernandez was suspected in.

Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2014 05:15 PM (LI48c)

473 464 Nip- Currently 33.5 deg 60's for the Panther's game, I'll be in fucking Vail. Bad planning. Who'd a thunk the Panthers would make the playoffs. Wife would have none of let's go Monday idea.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 05:15 PM (0FSuD)

474 The Afghan savages are riled up again,another rumored Quran " desecration".

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2014 05:16 PM (zqvg6)

475 And it's good to know that there remains one good reason to live in Southern CA.

Posted by: baldilocks--Team SMOD at January 08, 2014 05:16 PM (36Rjy)

476 Hernandez has been linked to multiple shootings and multiple deaths.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 05:16 PM (GEICT)

477 OT, but as a Pats fan for life, I feel compelled to say this first. Aaron Hernandez has now been linked to not just one but, TWO, murders. Early days yet, probably get worse. Go, Pats!!!!! Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 09:12 PM (8lmkt) I thought that was already sort of expected. They think part of the reason Hernandez killed the last guy was because he was talking to the police about another murder Hernandez was suspected in. *** that's what I thought too. What a thug.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 05:17 PM (DmNpO)

478 I wonder what other weird new fetish is on the horizon. You have to almost admire the imagination of some people.

Posted by: Guys and Dolls at January 08, 2014 05:17 PM (/cUUk)

479 Wait, wasn't the "touching movie of a man who falls in love with an inanimate object" already done...it was called "Lars and the Real Girl"...or something like that

Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 05:17 PM (uZ6Ul)

480 I've read that the prosecutors don't really have a strong case against Hernandez though.He may walk.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2014 05:17 PM (zqvg6)

481 If loving Indiana Jones and the Last a Crusade is wrong I don't want to be right. And the actor that plays Sallah is a right thinking moron if his imdb bio is right. He also has one of the great voices. And it's still fucking cold and I had frozen pipes, a huge ceiling leak from my frozen and now broken dishwasher. Boo.

Posted by: Goldilocks at January 08, 2014 05:18 PM (ZdRy9)

482 Hey, now, morning after regret is the same thing as forcible rape.

And what am I supposed to do about the half the 1980s and all the 1990s?

WHAT?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2014 05:18 PM (LYIrp)

483 Her stars Joachim Phoenix who buys an AI. I guess it was cheaper than a fem-suit since Him apparently has no real life until he starts to fall in love with his AI with the female voice.

It would be good to give this movie a make-over. You see Him decides Her needs a living body. So Him starts stalking the dives and casinos looking for the perfect body...

But I doubt the writers would be that creative.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 05:18 PM (xydLk)

484 474 If it was penis in vagina it was rape! Left wing moonbat

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2014 05:18 PM (zqvg6)

485 Maybe Hernandez can bunk with Rae Carruth in receiver prison.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 08, 2014 05:18 PM (bS6uW)

486 I wonder what other weird new fetish is on the horizon. You have to almost admire the imagination of some people. *** I saw a Real Sex episode that had folks who like sensory deprivation. They wrap themselves very snugly in latex with only a straw to breath through. Sick.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 05:19 PM (DmNpO)

487 who started the rumour, steevy? the obama admin?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 05:19 PM (BHAyP)

488 Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2014 09:15 PM (LI48c)

No, this is a whole different deal, it's Connecticut. He smoked his buddy in Mass. Srsly, how could this even happen? How could Belichick sign him and how could he fuck up the best thing that was ever likely to happen to him or anyone else he ever knew? Just pure batshit crazy all the way out.

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 05:19 PM (8lmkt)

489 483 I've read that the prosecutors don't really have a strong case against Hernandez though.He may walk. Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2014 09:17 PM (zqvg6) There are text messages from the victim, minutes before he died, confirming that he was with Hernandez. Hernandez is seen, on home security footage, entering and walking through his home with a gun minutes after the guy died. Now I realize that's not proof that he killed the guy, but if that's what's publicly known, I'm willing to bet there's more.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 05:20 PM (GEICT)

490 Her stars Joachim Phoenix who buys an AI. I guess it was cheaper than a fem-suit since Him apparently has no real life until he starts to fall in love with his AI with the female voice. It would be good to give this movie a make-over. You see Him decides Her needs a living body. So Him starts stalking the dives and casinos looking for the perfect body... But I doubt the writers would be that creative. *** Or make it a comedy. He plugs her voice into a device and then connects the device to a Barbie doll...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 05:20 PM (DmNpO)

491 488 Maybe Hernandez can bunk with Rae Carruth in receiver prison. Hey, don't be so quick to judge!

Posted by: Ray Lewis at January 08, 2014 05:20 PM (KArqF)

492 490 Here's a link. http://tinyurl.com/myjbfks

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2014 05:20 PM (zqvg6)

493 Was Sallah the guy eating monkey brains?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 08, 2014 05:21 PM (V4CBV)

494 If loving Indiana Jones and the Last a Crusade is wrong I don't want to be right. *** It's been so long since I've seen it that I had nearly forgotten about the opening with him in his youth.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 05:21 PM (DmNpO)

495 Ace, that's way too many FemSkin gifs. I hate you.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 05:21 PM (9GG/0)

496 Her Barbie doll, "Math is hard."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 05:22 PM (xydLk)

497 485 Hey, now, morning after regret is the same thing as forcible rape. Well, some thugs actually DO rape women and think they can get away with it. Football players are the worst and they usually get away with it. Just saying, I am glad the woman, is standing up. My bet? She a White blonde hanger on that got in over her head, thinking drunk football players would honor NO. She still didn't deserve to be raped.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 05:22 PM (0FSuD)

498 Anna, you missed your calling...that's a movie I'd watch.

Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 05:22 PM (uZ6Ul)

499 They wrap themselves very snugly in latex with only a straw to breath through.

Or, as it will be called in the camps: Tuesday.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2014 05:22 PM (LYIrp)

500 467 steevy at January 08, 2014 09:13 PM (zqvg6)

The screen writer and Ford both were adamant that Deckard was human early on...screenwriter added in ambiguity...Rachel was a droid in the film and source book...

In DADOES? Tyrell says "eh she's human she lacks empathy b/c "spaceship"... Deckard confirms her replicant status after her bribery with the owl fails and she entices him with sexual favors "I have implants(no not THOSE..in MY mind.)"

Turns out she was being used as a joytoy to keep the bounty hunters busy for the corp...

Deckard screws up zapping the Electro-Opera chick gets accused of being a skinjob escapes with another BH after deducing "fuck the whole LAPD bounty barn is skinjobs...hilarity ensures...

He goes finds a frog(the amphibian kind that is green...no the other one) which he thinks is real...wife corrects him nope fake..he is content to know real from synth

fast forward 30 years in OUR world

BR-2 Replicant Night takes a chainsaw to it all...

Says Pris was in fact the human space zombie and Rachel is well "complicated"...

Man it gets like a maze

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 05:22 PM (TE35l)

501 a Scarlett Johanssen film, where she doesn't appear, who was the genius behind this.

Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at January 08, 2014 05:22 PM (Jsiw/)

502 492 I hope so,I think he's guilty as hell.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2014 05:23 PM (zqvg6)

503 But I doubt the writers would be that creative. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 09:18 PM (xydLk) Hide posts from (xydLk) I read the spoiler version. Basically it's an unfunny romantic comedy. Comedy in the sense of everything going wrong and drama in the sense of painful angst, I guess. Pretty much the opposite of anything I would ever want to see. I bet an hour and a half of the dollhead GIF over there would be slightly less painful.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 05:23 PM (qyfb5)

504 503 Those shit " sequels" never happened.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2014 05:24 PM (zqvg6)

505 It's so cold that America's nipple is all pointy.

How's it going, North Carolina?

Posted by: Shoot Me at January 08, 2014 05:24 PM (qiXMt)

506 Icedog, I was riffing off the Steve Martin movie The Man with Two Brains where Steve has fallen in love with a brain. So he starts hunting for the perfect body which turns out to be Kathleen Turner.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 05:24 PM (xydLk)

507 No, this is a whole different deal, it's Connecticut. He smoked his buddy in Mass. Srsly, how could this even happen? How could Belichick sign him and how could he fuck up the best thing that was ever likely to happen to him or anyone else he ever knew? Just pure batshit crazy all the way out.

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 09:19 PM (8lmkt)

Right, but I thought the expected reason he smoked his buddy in Mass is because his buddy was going to squeal on his involvement in another murder.

Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2014 05:24 PM (LI48c)

508 That's the problem with all of these cases ... no one knows for sure and the jock's money will usually overwhelm the prosecution. Most prosecutors finished near the bottom of their law classes and are poor trial lawyers, and in any event they seldom have the resources to challenge the endless experts and evidentiary attacks of the defendants. They did nail Carruth though, so who knows.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 08, 2014 05:24 PM (bS6uW)

509 Just saying, I am glad the woman, is standing up. My bet? She a White blonde hanger on that got in over her head, thinking drunk football players would honor NO. She still didn't deserve to be raped. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 09:22 PM (0FSuD) You haven't actually read anything about the case, have you?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 05:24 PM (GEICT)

510 Just don't mention the Cleaning Woman.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 08, 2014 05:24 PM (V4CBV)

511 @508 It's above freezing so now all the pipes that froze last night are leaking. Girl friend's condo underwater.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 05:25 PM (0FSuD)

512 Football players are the worst and they usually get away with it.

Cast a wide net much?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2014 05:25 PM (LYIrp)

513 It would be good to give this movie a make-over. You see Him decides Her needs a living body. So Him starts stalking the dives and casinos looking for the perfect body... Man With Two Brains?

Posted by: --- at January 08, 2014 05:26 PM (MMC8r)

514 Who in the hell is the target audience for a movie about an ultra beta male talking to his PC for 90 minutes?

Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 05:27 PM (uZ6Ul)

515 477 The Afghan savages are riled up again,another rumored Quran " desecration". Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2014 09:16 PM (zqvg6) So let me get this straight...people living in the most primitive, backwards shithole on the planet are upset that somebody disrespected a book they likely can't even read?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 05:27 PM (LIQGY)

516 Just saying, I am glad the woman, is standing up. My bet? She a White blonde hanger on that got in over her head, thinking drunk football players would honor NO. She still didn't deserve to be raped. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 09:22 PM (0FSuD) *** are you talking about Winston? because... WTF? Her story had holes you could drive a mountain through.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 05:28 PM (DmNpO)

517 Who in the hell is the target audience for a movie about an ultra beta male talking to his PC for 90 minutes?

I keep wondering about that myself . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 05:28 PM (8lmkt)

518 You haven't actually read anything about the case, have you? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 09:24 PM (GEICT) Not much, first I heard she had fucked him before was in the post before mine. If that's the case, fuck her. I speak as someone who has seen jocks rape girls, so I sort of have a soft heart for the story. If it's BS, so be it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 05:28 PM (0FSuD)

519 Football players, Kennedys, Clintons[i/] are the worst ... -------- Edited for completeness

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 05:28 PM (aDwsi)

520 Icedog, its a movie made especially for Ethan Krupp.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 05:28 PM (xydLk)

521 Football players are the worst and they usually get away with it. Now wait just a minute, here.

Posted by: Orenthal J. Simpson at January 08, 2014 05:28 PM (KArqF)

522

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 05:28 PM (aDwsi)

523 Who in the hell is the target audience for a movie about an ultra beta male talking to his PC for 90 minutes? *** It can only be redeemed if it turns out to be a cautionary tale.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 05:28 PM (DmNpO)

524 "Into the mud, scumqueen!"

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 08, 2014 05:28 PM (+1T7c)

525 uh, oh

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 05:28 PM (aDwsi)

526 517 Who in the hell is the target audience for a movie about an ultra beta male talking to his PC for 90 minutes? Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 09:27 PM (uZ6Ul) http://tinyurl.com/max3278

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 05:29 PM (GEICT)

527 NDH I thought the same thing. I saw this movie in college = I am really old and River Phoenix has been gone a long time!

Posted by: Goldilocks at January 08, 2014 05:29 PM (ZdRy9)

528 If that's the case, fuck her. I speak as someone who has seen jocks rape girls, so I sort of have a soft heart for the story. *** Can I assume you turned in the rapists?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 05:29 PM (DmNpO)

529 526 Pajama Boy?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 05:29 PM (aDwsi)

530 BCochran, jinx!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 05:29 PM (xydLk)

531 526 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 09:28 PM (DmNpO)

If it's a cautionary tale the target audience?

I'm soaking in it...(in a little bit ie me and my bathtub..er sorry awakward)

//Keefe O

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 05:29 PM (TE35l)

532 @529 LOL!

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 05:29 PM (0FSuD)

533 I saw this movie in college = I am really old and River Phoenix has been gone a long time! *** Geez. River Phoenix. What a waste.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 05:30 PM (DmNpO)

534 It's been quite a long time since I've read DADOES, but I don't recall Phillip K. Dick discussing if penis-in-android was considered forcible rape after Deckard bones Rachel.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 08, 2014 05:30 PM (M5T54)

535 533 BCochran, jinx!!! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 09:29 PM (xydLk)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 05:30 PM (GEICT)

536 Can I assume you turned in the rapists?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 09:29 PM (DmNpO)

yeah, right, that happens . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 05:31 PM (8lmkt)

537 If it's a cautionary tale the target audience? I'm soaking in it...(in a little bit ie me and my bathtub..er sorry awakward) //Keefe O *** The kind of folks who might partake of such insanity: the kids who are completely disconnected from life.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 05:31 PM (DmNpO)

538 Another who will enjoy this movie? Chelsea Manning.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 05:31 PM (xydLk)

539 Anna, in my mind I was putting a much darker spin on your plot (a Silence of the Lambs type feel). Still think it could make a good creepy thriller.

Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 05:31 PM (uZ6Ul)

540 * thinking..., * I saw Carnal Knowledge while at school.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 05:31 PM (aDwsi)

541 LMAO at BC

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 05:31 PM (DmNpO)

542 You need a teeny little LOL for the Florida Keys. On Megyn... So Wesley Clark thinks the president picks a military plan and OKs operations and that is the sum total of the president's involvement in war. And that Obama can support a war he is not really supporting in any way. No duty to speak to the American people, make sure the troops are properly supported, or countless other things other than base political calculus with soldier's lives. Called it at Hot Air in 2009. Ugh. Politicians suck.

Posted by: Beagle at January 08, 2014 05:32 PM (09Gmy)

543 Looks like the NY Slime is piling on Christie. Never miss a chance to kick a man when he's down, especially if he's a Republican. http://tinyurl.com/mplao59

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 05:32 PM (0FSuD)

544 It can be way darker Icedog. With Him selecting perfect bodies, kidnapping them, finding some flaw, and then killing them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 05:33 PM (xydLk)

545 Never miss a chance to kick a man when he's down, especially if he's a "Republican."

fify

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 05:33 PM (8lmkt)

546 Can I assume you turned in the rapists? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 09:29 PM (DmNpO) Yes, she did not want to prosecute. Guess why?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 05:33 PM (0FSuD)

547 Oh God, WHY DID YOU BRING BACK THE FEM-SKIN GIF? *goes to crawl into bed and hide head under pillow*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 08, 2014 05:34 PM (CA2NO)

548 537 Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 08, 2014 09:30 PM (M5T54)

Well she read "A Purpose Driven(shelf) Life" and it was all ok...

Phillip K Dick had some "neat" ideas back then and by neat I mean just about as creepy as Lucas and SPielberg's banter on Indy/marion and Kenobi/Leia

He also was probably crazy...but hey who amongst us isn't just a little?

His death by stroke sucked.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 05:34 PM (TE35l)

549 Or Him funnels the defective ones to a foreign slave market. That way he finances his experiments because he is also killing victims in experiments. *thud*

I am NOT going to write this. I don't want nightmares.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 05:34 PM (xydLk)

550 I saw Carnal Knowledge open for the Beastie Boys in Hackensack in '88

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 05:35 PM (9GG/0)

551 Yes, she did not want to prosecute. Guess why?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 09:33 PM (0FSuD)

In a criminal case, it is not up to the victim whether to prosecute, it's up to the DA's office. Although, if she refused to testify, they probably would have dropped it, absent significant evidence without her testimony.

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 05:35 PM (8lmkt)

552 550 Oh God, WHY DID YOU BRING BACK THE FEM-SKIN GIF? I thought they were kid of cute, looks like Barney when he drinks tequila.

Posted by: Barney's wife at January 08, 2014 05:35 PM (0FSuD)

553 @477 A lot of the desecration and blasphemy cases are faked. In Pakistan blasphemy is a great way to bully non-Muslims. Like hate crimes here oddly enough.

Posted by: Beagle at January 08, 2014 05:35 PM (09Gmy)

554 In a criminal case, it is not up to the victim whether to prosecute, it's up to the DA's office. Although, if she refused to testify, they probably would have dropped it, absent significant evidence without her testimony. Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 09:35 PM (8lmkt) Well, that wasn't too hard to figure out was it?

Posted by: Barney's wife at January 08, 2014 05:36 PM (0FSuD)

555 553 Chemjeff - I placed that on the tee, and it took 4 minutes. The Morons are off pace.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 05:36 PM (aDwsi)

556 Off barney sock

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 05:37 PM (0FSuD)

557 548 Peaches at January 08, 2014 09:33 PM (8lmkt)

Quite...

Christie should ponder this clip...

http://youtu.be/1Zzg3UP-x8k

Misery-The Hobbling

Hey Chrispy the media... they are your buddies I am not remember?

"I love you Chris...this'll only hurt a second."

//Al-New York Times

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 05:37 PM (TE35l)

558 I am NOT going to write this. I don't want nightmares. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 09:34 PM (xydLk) Hide posts from (xydLk) I think most of the entertainment industry is nightmare fodder these days. Good for you, there are limits to what you want to put your mind to.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 05:37 PM (qyfb5)

559 Just what I've heard ... my FSU insider buds were 110% there would be no charges prior to the decision coming down, and said that was why they were so confident. They also said the alleged victim and her friend were big-time jocksniffers and her past sexual history would be a major issue. It did seem like Winston lied during the process though too though, first saying there was no contact and then that it was consensual. Who knows.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 08, 2014 05:37 PM (bS6uW)

560 517 Who in the hell is the target audience for a movie about an ultra beta male talking to his PC for 90 minutes? Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 09:27 PM (uZ6Ul) The 52% who voted for Captain Awesome.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2014 05:37 PM (oFCZn)

561 Anna, ...or he can't figure out why he can't simply download the AI into a living girl's brain, despite trying with multiple girls. ...and he gets angry with them...

Just give me a small credit in the film

Posted by: Icedog at January 08, 2014 05:41 PM (uZ6Ul)

562 514, 508: Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are bursting... My shop-vac got an unplanned workout yesterday. Sucks.

Posted by: Piercello at January 08, 2014 05:42 PM (P4dpU)

563 You know that "secrets of the living dolls" clip? British white trash, no doubt on the dole. This is where Pajama boy's friends will wind up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 05:43 PM (0FSuD)

564 Looks like the NY Slime is piling on Christie. Never miss a chance to kick a man when he's down, especially if he's a Republican. http://tinyurl.com/mplao59 Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 09:32 PM (0FSuD) ThatÂ’s what they do but itÂ’s too early for them to get serious about it. Wait until 2015 if Chris thinks heÂ’s going to run for POTUS. I will stay home and I know Sven said he wouldnÂ’t vote for him either.

Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2014 05:43 PM (z4WKX)

565 It won't be Christie. It will be either Rand Paul or Ted Cruz. And they will win.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 05:44 PM (9GG/0)

566 Icedog if you want to write the script go for it. Try Amazon Studios. Pretty sure it could be a contender for their $100k grand prize.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 05:44 PM (xydLk)

567 @562 "past sexual history" is not coming in except possibly to impeach.

Posted by: Beagle at January 08, 2014 05:44 PM (09Gmy)

568 Story on Megyn about ObamaÂ’s nominee to be the nationÂ’s top civil rights enforcer ...unfortunately it's the race-obsessed lawyer who tried to permanently free cop-killer Mumia Abu-Jamal. Lovely.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 08, 2014 05:44 PM (bS6uW)

569 Looks like the NY Slime is piling on Christie. Close bridge, FRONT PAGE. Dead Ambassador, Guns to Cartels, Destroy healthcare, Target enemies with IRS, NSA everywhere, IGNORE THE STORY.

Posted by: --- at January 08, 2014 05:44 PM (MMC8r)

570 Hey...remember when?

Here's where it gets gooey. Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2014 05:45 PM (LYIrp)

571 @567 No doubt right now the Slime is looking for that mysterious lady lobbyist Christie is fucking so they can run a story on it if he gets the nomination.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 05:45 PM (0FSuD)

572 I saw Carnal Knowlege in Hyannis when it first came out, with the impending loser hubby numero uno. That's the one where we smuggled in a giant bag of potato chips and discovered why they are not sold in movie theaters. Our hearing was probably super-acute at the time, though.

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 05:48 PM (8lmkt)

573 567 Carol at January 08, 2014 09:43 PM (z4WKX)

CW Cooke and I had a spin on the difference between GOP base voters and Dem base voters and the media's treatment of each.

Cooke's schtick is I have to carry the luggage of giving Christie a pass I never gave him b/c "I(cooke) hit both sides THAT's "fair...")

http://tinyurl.com/l5rb5ql

I never defended, voted for, supported, or praised Christie....

not once...his behavior if true is reprehensible and if he were impeached I would not speak against it...

you know like the GOP and Bob Dole and Nixon...?

How many mules have ever held one of their Presidents to ANY standard?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 05:48 PM (TE35l)

574 Off to bed. Well, as soon as this bourbon I'm about to pour is gone.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 08, 2014 05:49 PM (eQJwb)

575 572 --- at January 08, 2014 09:44 PM (MMC8r)

Sorry I can't...

I don't shave Christie's face in the morning.

If we are going to empower a GOP Politician to start ignoring ethics and rules I prefer someone worthier than Christie....

It is time to teach "the moderates" who use their "most favored GOPer" press status to attack the right that the media is just spelunking their forbidden cave not buying 'em flowers....

sorry to be blunt...

#NotMyProblem

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 05:51 PM (TE35l)

576 "463 OT, but as a Pats fan for life, I feel compelled to say this first. Aaron Hernandez has now been linked to not just one but, TWO, murders. Early days yet, probably get worse. Go, Pats!!!!!
Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 09:12 PM (8lmkt)

I thought that was already sort of expected. They think part of the reason Hernandez killed the last guy was because he was talking to the police about another murder Hernandez was suspected in."

As an old Chargers fan, I am not a bit surprised that New England would have murderers on the team.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 05:52 PM (V70Uh)

577 It won't be Christie. It will be either Rand Paul or Ted Cruz. And they will win. *** My money is on Rand.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 05:53 PM (DmNpO)

578 Colonel EH Taylor was a wise man to make his single barrel bourbon 100 proof. I approve.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 08, 2014 05:55 PM (eQJwb)

579 My money is on Rand.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 09:53 PM (DmNpO)

I think it could be a Paul/Cruz ticket, personally. That would be exciting.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 05:56 PM (9GG/0)

580 If ever was there an opportune time for an early ONT ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 08, 2014 05:56 PM (dwArK)

581 My money is on Rand. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 09:53 PM (DmNpO) Won't happen. He doesn't have the Presidential "look".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 05:57 PM (GEICT)

582 580 It won't be Christie. It will be either Rand Paul or Ted Cruz. And they will win. Scott Walker. Executive experience and fearless. Good combo.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 05:58 PM (KArqF)

583 It won't be Christie. It will be either Rand Paul or Ted Cruz. And they will win. I will take either happily!

Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2014 05:58 PM (z4WKX)

584 580 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 09:53 PM (DmNpO)

I'd prefer Perry or Cruz, BUT since the media would go Jihad I'll settle for Rand...

Hell the only "no no touch there" candidates I can think of are Christie and probably Huntsman...

Walker may play well and you can make the argument his missive "the tea party MUST punch only across the aisle" was trying to look moderate.

Thing is why am I supporting Christie getting fucked over by the media?

He cheats(in regards to intra GOP politics) he is quite content to use the media as one of their "most favored Republicans" to attack anyone to his right with savagery and no opportunity to answer back on as big a stage as the newsies allow him.

By letting the media scuff him up with enough GOPers CHEERING them on it *may* send a message to the M$M Oral Copulatory Brigade that the media ain't really their buddy and the base is not amused.

*maybe*...of course I guess Media Sex must be awesome because John fucking McCain sure is a lifelong goddamned addict.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 05:58 PM (TE35l)

585 584 My money is on Rand.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 09:53 PM (DmNpO)

Won't happen.
He doesn't have the Presidential "look".

Got that one covered. Ever seen a picture of Taft?

Posted by: Chris Christie at January 08, 2014 05:58 PM (bKA83)

586 He doesn't have the Presidential "look".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 09:57 PM (GEICT)

We're in trouble then bro', because I don't think Cruz has the presidential look either.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 08, 2014 05:59 PM (o3MSL)

587 My money is on Rand.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 09:53 PM (DmNpO)

Won't happen.

He doesn't have the Presidential "look".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 09:57 PM (GEICT)

I think you are right about that, Cochran. Plus, for me (and I don't give a shit what he looks like), I worry that he's got some of that old man's crazypants going on underneath the surface.

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 05:59 PM (8lmkt)

588 NDH, Have you tried watching Ray Donovan on Showtime on demand? I havenÂ’t watched Episodes or House of Cards yet. I will. I had to watch Major Crimes six times before I could stay awake for MondayÂ’s entire episode.

Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2014 05:59 PM (z4WKX)

589 584 BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 09:57 PM (GEICT)

as opposed to Christie... CAC tells me from Space Christie looks REALLY Presidential....

heh if you're gonna make that argument I'd go with Perry then Walker...but again "Texas" which "fuck the media"

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 05:59 PM (TE35l)

590 We are doomed.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 08, 2014 06:00 PM (zDsvJ)

591 We're in trouble then bro', because I don't think Cruz has the presidential look either. Posted by: Hrothgar at January 08, 2014 09:59 PM (o3MSL) Not as bad as Rand, but yeah. My money would be on Perry or Walker.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 06:00 PM (GEICT)

592 Cruz, I heart him and would put him first in the, "it could happen" sweepstakes. Walker is fine. Perry (be still my heart) . . . my legs would never stop tingling!

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 06:02 PM (8lmkt)

593 I think you are right about that, Cochran. Plus, for me (and I don't give a shit what he looks like), I worry that he's got some of that old man's crazypants going on underneath the surface. Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2014 09:59 PM (8lmkt) That's actually some of what I mean by "look". To me at least, he looks like he might have a bit of crazy in him.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 06:02 PM (GEICT)

594 Ace and Maet, I'm begging you, please don't post that "living doll" gif again!! It's much scarier than any spider pic you could find. It just freaks me out!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 08, 2014 06:02 PM (KL49F)

595 I think Walker will slip in. He has already built a national fund raising base. Unions will go fucking nuts. He's Midwestern, not a racist Southern. I love Perry, too Southern and too much baggage. Cruz? Too early. Paul, no chance. Christie, NRA won't go for that. Who else?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 06:03 PM (0FSuD)

596 oh heavens no, not Perry
he disqualified himself in 2012, sorry
I can see Walker, maybe Walker/Paul or Walker/Cruz
but not Perry, sorry

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 06:03 PM (9GG/0)

597 Posted by: Beagle at January 08, 2014 09:32 PM (09Gmy) Was just reminded of a military writer from the age of Napoleon named Jomini.... had a big influence on a LOT of military thought up until WW1... He wrote that War was more Art, than Science... because even though Strategy, tactics and Logistics, were semi quantifiable, and could be taught.... there were other non measurable like the Will to Win, Unit Moral, and Political Will, which could not be measured.... The President's Job is the Later, not the Former....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 06:03 PM (lZBBB)

598 Seems like the media attack on Perry would be pretty intense. He'd also have to step up his game since the last time we saw him. I'd take him over Walker, so we'll probably get Walker. I'd take Christie's back fat over Hillary or Biden.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 08, 2014 06:04 PM (bS6uW)

599 No matter who the nominee is, the media will savage him. I'm really really interested to see what a healthy Perry can bring.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 08, 2014 06:05 PM (GEICT)

600 It's the end of the Republic.

We want Rick Fucking Perry.

We will take Scott Walker.

We will get Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 06:05 PM (V70Uh)

601 Perry's still got the N@gger Rock around his neck.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 06:05 PM (0FSuD)

602 I would be happy with Perry, Walker, Cruz & Rand. Any one of them would be 1,000,000 times better than SCOAMF. I think Perry is going to run & thatÂ’s why heÂ’s not running for Governor again this year. HeÂ’ll learn form his mistakes. Who cares what the media says. I saw a clip today from someone at NBC saying that Gates book hit Hillary hard. ItÂ’s too early to make an impact on her.

Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2014 06:05 PM (z4WKX)

603 Oh my god it has teeth!

Posted by: Killerdog at January 08, 2014 06:05 PM (Oi60j)

604 587 Thing is why am I supporting Christie getting fucked over by the media?

He cheats(in regards to intra GOP politics) he is quite content to use the media as one of their "most favored Republicans" to attack anyone to his right with savagery and no opportunity to answer back on as big a stage as the newsies allow him.

I think I understood that. And yes, he can be an a-hole to his own side. The question that still lingers in my mind is this: could he be the right a-hole to finally get this ridiculous Federal Government spending and borrowing binge under control? Because we need someone like that, soon, or we're all going right down the swirlies into the toilet bowl. Could he be the guy, maybe? I can see him facing down the idiots better than most.

Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2014 06:05 PM (bKA83)

605 Nagger? /Mr. Marsh

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 08, 2014 06:05 PM (bS6uW)

606 Plus, Walker knows how to make a decision and stick with it. That's a far sight better than anything the Dems can serve up.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 06:06 PM (KArqF)

607 Nip Sip at January 08, 2014 10:03 PM (0FSuD)

Eh maybe...there's a play to be made BUT it takes the balls Reagan showed in 76-80...

Walker goes to the unions nationwide and says, "I am not your enemy I made a judgement call for my state. Private unions are not the problem, Public Unions are. You guys need an empowered vibrant energetic America to get better contracts I will not undercut your hard won concessions as Private workers."

Runs HARD energy production plan up the flagpole and makes the case for reduction in corporate tax.

Presses for NG pipelines to areas impacted by Chooms War on Coal....

but if he is the guy we need to pick him early.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:06 PM (TE35l)

608 603 It's the end of the Republic.

We want Rick Fucking Perry.

We will take Scott Walker.

We will get Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 10:05 PM (V70Uh)

It is really too bad that you are most likely right.

Posted by: Killerdog at January 08, 2014 06:07 PM (Oi60j)

609 589 We're in trouble then bro', because I don't think Cruz has the presidential look either.

Neither did I, but it didn't stop me from getting the job, and taking a big ol' steaming crap on the American Dream. And I didn't even get blamed!

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 08, 2014 06:07 PM (bKA83)

610 the question isn't, would you vote for the guy...

the question is, would you not only vote for the guy, but donate money to the guy, and persuade all of your friends to vote for the guy, even to the point of annoyance

I couldn't do that for Christie, sorry, but I could do that for Paul or Cruz or Walker

I would have a harder time doing that for Perry

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 06:08 PM (9GG/0)

611 I will NEVER forget the demise of PATCO.

I was in Boulder interviewing for a job with STC. My flight home was cancelled. I had to fly home in First Class and STC paid for it.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 06:08 PM (V70Uh)

612 @600 Obama gave the order and did nothing to support the effort. Unless we count restrictive ROE which left troops hanging in the field under fire.

Posted by: Beagle at January 08, 2014 06:08 PM (09Gmy)

613 News Flash. The CIA inflicted Modern Art on the world.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/modern-art-was-cia-weapon-1578808.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 06:09 PM (xydLk)

614 News Flash! Commies inflicted Barack Obama on the World.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 06:10 PM (V70Uh)

615 607 Splunge at January 08, 2014 10:05 PM (bKA83)

Name one occasion he has attacked ANY democrat with the passion he has attacked Cruz, Paul, and the tea party as a unit?

He is a real man picking at democrat teachers, democrat politicians not so much.

He is not the guy he is part of Brooks' Crease Commandos which is fine...

not fine for me, if Noonan and Brooks couldn't vote for Palin I am not voting for the Donut that Ate the GWB

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:10 PM (TE35l)

616 ONT time?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 06:10 PM (9GG/0)

617 There is not enough plastic surgery to make Hillary presentable in two years. She looks horrible. Her time has past! SheÂ’s been in DC for over 20 years. ItÂ’s time for her to retire.

Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2014 06:11 PM (z4WKX)

618 617 Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 10:10 PM (V70Uh)

Yup...until the GOP greenlights Operation Pipewrench I can't control the media.

I can't force the democrats to care about their leaders atrocious ethics or respect for law.

I can't write music better than Chopin...

I can control my part of the GOP, and I will.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:12 PM (TE35l)

619 Hillary might need a femsuit and mask...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 06:12 PM (xydLk)

620 Dr Oz can fix Hillary. Just ask.

Posted by: NCwoof at January 08, 2014 06:13 PM (aUQgu)

621 Can we fucking stop supporting Israel now? They're nothing more than a bunch of liberal fucking baby killers. http://www.timesofisrael.com/israels-abortion-law-now-among-worlds-most-liberal/ "among the many additional treatments to be offered to Israelis in 2014 are free-of-charge abortions for women ages 20-33" That's right. In Israel it's step right up and get your free abortion. Seriously if Obama had done this we'd all be screaming our lungs out.

Posted by: Israel can suck my throbbing cock at January 08, 2014 06:13 PM (KOp/H)

622 I like Perry because he has a naturally sunny disposition or it seemed like it even when he was being beaten up by all at the first debate. I remember he said he felt like a piÃ±ata.

Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2014 06:14 PM (z4WKX)

623 Speaking of surgery, we just finished watching "Doc Hollywood."

Silly old film. They edited out the money scene. They did a good job. I hate to admit it. But perhaps it was gratuitous. Damn that young Bridget Fonda was cute.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 06:14 PM (V70Uh)

624 The only way that .gif would be worse? Face-sized spider.

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 08, 2014 06:14 PM (m9V0o)

625 Posted by: Beagle at January 08, 2014 10:08 PM (09Gmy) More, he is in the process of destroying the US Military. Stupid ships (litorals...), cancelled the F-22, mothballed most of our major armor units... turned the force from War Fighting, to Anti Insurgency.... Got thousands Killed, tens of thousands wounded, and will now Pull a Viet Nam.... where the Military won the War, and the Politicians then gave those countries to the enemy... Which will... Just like Viet Nam, destroy the morale of the American Fighting Man.... as he is forced to share his Foxhole with Gay Men, and Women.... (note, the Marines were about to institute a standard that women had to be able to do THREE pullups... that standard is now on hold because too many women would fail.... ) And anyone who says ANYTHING bad? They are not allowed to re-enlist.... and Officers are purged via the Up or Out system....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 06:15 PM (lZBBB)

626 618 607 Splunge at January 08, 2014 10:05 PM (bKA83)

Name one occasion he has attacked ANY democrat with the passion he has attacked Cruz, Paul, and the tea party as a unit?

I cannot. You are basically right here. He would do the same thing as President and attack Republicans. But I would be happy to let him do that if he would fix the impending bankruptcy of the country. I would give anyone the job who would do that. Who would you pick for that job?

Walker -- really strong contender. Can he give a speech? Can he debate? I don't know. If yes, he'd be my leading guy.

Rand - Can he really get the thing done? Where is the evidence that he can he an executive? Love the guy, but maybe he should go be a governor or something.

Perry - Again, great guy, but "oops" doesn't cut it. What's different this time?

Cruz - My sentimental favorite, but again, executive experience?

Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2014 06:15 PM (bKA83)

627 THAT WAS NOT A CHALLENGE.

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 08, 2014 06:15 PM (m9V0o)

628 628 Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 10:15 PM (lZBBB)

Yup...of course I have arrived at the point where if we can't win I support the hollow force....

he is using US Force to aid radical Islam...

"thanks, no"

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:16 PM (TE35l)

629 624 Can we fucking stop supporting Israel now?

Go ahead and support the barbarians that surround them. You will notice that I am not by your side. Sometime, take a close look at who you are supporting.

Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2014 06:16 PM (bKA83)

630 yeah I don't actually think Hillary is going to run.

I think that is just a fever swamp dream of the rabid left who think she is the best chance to have a (D) in the White House no matter what, who cares what she actually stands for, she's just not a Republican that's all we care about.

so I think it will be some combination of Joe Biden (ha!), Andrew Cuomo, maybe the guy from Montana, and maybe a couple of senators. but Hillary won't be there.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 06:16 PM (9GG/0)

631 I keep thinking about the media dusting off the clips of Christie screaming at the female teachers, which at the time were conservative boner inducing, but reframed as OMG Bully woman teacher hater! by Hilary PACs. And I think about the walks on the beach with TFG two weeks before the damn election, and him scolding the Tea Party at every opportunity...and Christie is dead to me.

Posted by: Goldilocks at January 08, 2014 06:18 PM (ZdRy9)

632 Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 10:16 PM (TE35l) Sorry... but my Son is part of the Hollow Force... Three more years and he is done....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 06:18 PM (lZBBB)

633 633 yeah I don't actually think Hillary is going to run.

I would happily take the short end of a 10:1 bet that you are wrong. Why else did she slog through an uneventful Senate career and a disastrous Secretary of State career. It has all been building to her run.

Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2014 06:19 PM (bKA83)

634 On the bright side, NOBODY is ready to fill the vacuum.

China? No fucking naval historical tradition.

Who else is there?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 06:19 PM (V70Uh)

635 My pick would be Rand Paul then maybe Scott Walker. I loathe Christie.

But I'm definitely not one of these TruCons idiots that's going to sit out the election if Christie somehow gets the nomination.

For some strange reason, our idiot wing has decided that REAL conservatives should help the Clintons get back in the White House. To teach the Establishment a lesson, or something.

Posted by: Uniden at January 08, 2014 06:19 PM (13G+x)

636 yeah, see, Christie doesn't inspire anyone, really.
at least Romney had a pre-existing core of support, even if it was only 25% of Republicans or so. christie doesn't even have that.
that's why I don't think he will make it.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 06:19 PM (9GG/0)

637 629 Splunge at January 08, 2014 10:15 PM (bKA83)

ICYMI Christie's economic performance kinda sucks...

http://tinyurl.com/mzk79jl

Moody's reduces NJ's outlook on sustained sluggish growth...

If you are looking for a guy who improved his state it'd be Kasich...of course he also took the Medicaid expansion and is a Cleveland Gang allied RINO asshole.

but since none of that's a disqualifier...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:19 PM (TE35l)

638 Christie is crispy.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 06:20 PM (V70Uh)

639 Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 08, 2014 10:19 PM (V70Uh) Chaos.... Which will destroy the pipeline of Materials and goods that world trade now relies on.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 06:21 PM (lZBBB)

640 635 Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 10:18 PM (lZBBB)

Spouse has 3 years and change until echo tango suitcase to retirement villas....

I get you, but Hillary! will be almost as bad as Choom and the Gang...

I cannot express the rage that I feel at F$A betraying the force and the war, but "media" without a stroke.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:22 PM (TE35l)

641 @624 Religious Jews do not support abortion I am fairly certain. They have progtards too.

Posted by: Beagle at January 08, 2014 06:22 PM (09Gmy)

642 Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 10:22 PM (TE35l) awwwww.. come on..... Hillary is a Vet... I mean... she took Sniper fire and everything.... LOL....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 06:23 PM (lZBBB)

643 Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 10:22 PM (TE35l) And I served in Clinton's Navy.... I certainly don't want my Son to serve in another Clinton's Navy...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 06:24 PM (lZBBB)

644 645 Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 10:23 PM (lZBBB)

I loved her as Cav Pilot in Apocalypse Now

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:24 PM (TE35l)

645 I go away for 1/2 hour, come back. The GIF from hell still runs....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 06:25 PM (aDwsi)

646 Hey, Boris! Watch me pull a gun from my veeje!

Posted by: Natasha at January 08, 2014 06:25 PM (Dwehj)

647 and furthermore when it comes down to it, I don't think liberals will select Hillary either.

they have gotten a taste of success with an actual liberal in charge, and they will not settle for someone whom they believe to be unreliable in that regard (Hillary is to the right of Obama in their minds).

so they will choose someone like Cuomo over Hillary, no doubt. or maybe the guy in Colorado, or Ron Johnson or someone.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 06:26 PM (9GG/0)

648 OK, I'm gonna just chunk them maskers in with the clowns.

Posted by: Erowmero at January 08, 2014 06:26 PM (OONaw)

649 no ONT? I haz sad

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 06:26 PM (9GG/0)

650 Remember those people saying the trolls seem to be missing? Yeah, don't ever say that. Just don't ever.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 06:27 PM (qyfb5)

651 If its been said already. I apologize. But Christie might not want to use his fellow BFF and New Jerseian's Born To Run as a campaign song. Might get awkward when they get to the part that goes..... The Highway is jammed with broken down Heros on a last chance power drive.....

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2014 06:27 PM (kxY1e)

652 >>>no ONT? I haz sad I haz bourbon. Try that.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 08, 2014 06:28 PM (eQJwb)

653 Merovign I don't mind the trolls, for their entertainment value only.
as it stands now, I have to go to Slate to get some decent trolling action

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 06:28 PM (9GG/0)

654 640 ICYMI Christie's economic performance kinda sucks...
http://tinyurl.com/mzk79jl

This is an interesting debate. The article seems to be saying that he's compromised his state's growth by trying to get pensions actually funded, so as not to become another Chicago. I might do the same in his position. Sometimes fixing things slows growth for a while. Ask Reagan.

If you are looking for a guy who improved his state it'd be Kasich...of course he also took the Medicaid expansion and is a Cleveland Gang allied RINO asshole.
but since none of that's a disqualifier...

Kasich is not viable, because he has no charisma that I can see. Maybe it shouldn't matter, but it does. And no, I am not in the disqualifier business. Even if the candidate is anti gun, he's not getting that through Congress these days. Just fix the impending fiscal crisis, fix the crappy incentives created by all the regulations, and get us back to doing business instead of cringing about what crap the Govt might pull next. If I really believe that you'll do that, I'll vote for you. I don't care what you think about most other stuff.

The house is on fire, and the flames need dousing. I'm not going to quiz the fireman about his views if he shows up with the proper truck.

Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2014 06:28 PM (bKA83)

655 Natasha is a V-gun?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 06:28 PM (xydLk)

656 I haz bourbon. Try that.

oh I haz beer, that is good
but ONT would be double plus good

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 06:28 PM (9GG/0)

657
I only dress up as a rubber woman when I am stuck in traffic.

Posted by: Chris Christie at January 08, 2014 06:29 PM (n0DEs)

658 The Legend of Tom Joad is my finest work. I shit you not.

Posted by: Bruce Stringbeans at January 08, 2014 06:29 PM (Dwehj)

659 are we going to get to 666 in a pre-ONT thread?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 06:30 PM (9GG/0)

660 maybe, just maybe...

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 06:30 PM (9GG/0)

661 it could be

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 06:30 PM (9GG/0)

662 it might be

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 06:30 PM (9GG/0)

663 Booga booga booga

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 08, 2014 06:31 PM (m9V0o)

664 For some strange reason, our idiot wing has decided that REAL conservatives should help the Clintons get back in the White House. To teach the Establishment a lesson, or something.

Posted by: Uniden at January 08, 2014 10:19 PM (13G+x)

For some strange reason you are a fucking idiot that doesnt realize that the GOP Establishment has decided to fuck us over time and time again for us daring to expect them to live up to the platform they claim to support and side with the democrats when we attempt to vote them out for failing to do so.

Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2014 06:31 PM (LI48c)

665 WORSHIP ZUUL

Posted by: ZUUL at January 08, 2014 06:31 PM (9GG/0)

666 666? Looks at hash.... good number...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 06:31 PM (lZBBB)

667 oh dammit

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 06:31 PM (9GG/0)

668 Woodie Guthrie's spirit spoke to me in the Lincoln Bedroom.

Posted by: Bruce Stringbeans at January 08, 2014 06:31 PM (Dwehj)

669 When guys have daddy issues.

Posted by: Corona at January 08, 2014 06:31 PM (fh2Y7)

670 Any talk on Adegbile's nomination as the Assistant Attorney General for the Civil Rights Division of DoJ? The guy is a walking, talking race baiter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 06:31 PM (aDwsi)

671 638 Uniden at January 08, 2014 10:19 PM (13G+x)

The reason why I will not vote for Christie is he will be at most literally one waddle to the right of Hillary! and we will get the blame for the bomb the Fed is reinflating and about to expand in housing...

The 2008 pants shitting can very easily be argued to have been engineered by Schumer and Soros and not be Koo Koo for KoKo Puffs zany.

Yellen who somehow couldn't get a single peep for the Firebrand GOP as a "WTF!?! will undermine the US economy in a heartbeat for partisan purposes.

She's the most liberal Fed Sec since Eccles.

Bukakke is a member of the Magic Money Xerox Cult and he basically bought Barry's re-election with our national economy being hurt in doing so with QEleventy but Yellen BELIEVES

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:32 PM (TE35l)

672 >>>but ONT would be double plus good Good point. But since I'm already 32 minutes past bedtime, I'll just hope it doesn't post for another 3 sips of bourbon.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 08, 2014 06:32 PM (eQJwb)

673 Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2014 10:31 PM (LI48c) Yep.... the Dems F us bad enough.... But the Repubs F us, then want us to give them money to do it more...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 06:32 PM (lZBBB)

674 An advantage of legalizing weed in CO and WA is that leftists moving to other states will target those two overwhelmingly for a while, creating a much happier situation in Red states.

Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2014 06:33 PM (bKA83)

675 The guy is a walking, talking race baiter.

That's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 08, 2014 06:33 PM (Dwehj)

676 650 and furthermore when it comes down to it, I don't think liberals will select Hillary either.

they have gotten a taste of success with an actual liberal in charge, and they will not settle for someone whom they believe to be unreliable in that regard (Hillary is to the right of Obama in their minds).

so they will choose someone like Cuomo over Hillary, no doubt. or maybe the guy in Colorado, or Ron Johnson or someone.
Posted by: chemjeff

I hope you're right, maybe I'm just an Eeyore, but I have this bad feeling that Hillary will beat any Republican we have.

She's a terrible candidate, but the "First Woman!" bullshit will pull a lot of dumb broads.

If I were part of the VRWC, I'd be doing everything I could to derail her primary.

We can beat just about any other Democrat except her.

Posted by: Uniden at January 08, 2014 06:33 PM (13G+x)

677 We can beat just about any other Democrat except her. Posted by: Uniden ---------------- That's what we thought in 2008.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 06:34 PM (aDwsi)

678 565 My shop-vac got an unplanned workout yesterday. Sucks. Posted by: Piercello at January 08, 2014 09:42 PM (P4dpU) It's good to know that your shop-vac is working.

Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2014 06:34 PM (sdi6R)

679 Damn, how long have I been asleep? and when the fuck did fish start wearing wigs?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 08, 2014 06:34 PM (z+4T3)

680 667 buzzion at January 08, 2014 10:31 PM (LI48c)

My favorite establishment excuse for supporting Ms Nunn in Georgia on Lugar's part....

"well come'on he was best friends with her dad..."

Uh yeah....yeah he was....

exactly...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:36 PM (TE35l)

681 The Great Velveta Cheese Scarcity of 2014.

Obviously, they are changing the package size, and suppliers can't get the smaller boxes delivered when Kraft needs them.

Smaller package, same great price, Velveta! You know you want some.

Posted by: Yustin Tushie at January 08, 2014 06:36 PM (/rVF5)

682 Ugggh My pro golfer story has to wait for the ont

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 08, 2014 06:37 PM (AsiVD)

683 Christie is really a dem, he only calls himself a republican. He should run against Hillary for the dem nomination. Rush has said that for months and I agree. Christie has been too nasty over the years and the media will pull it all out of their files on GOP possibilities and play them over and over. Christie isnÂ’t going to be GOP nominee.

Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2014 06:38 PM (z4WKX)

684 684 The Great Velveta Cheese Scarcity of 2014.

Obviously, they are changing the package size, and suppliers can't get the smaller boxes delivered when Kraft needs them.

Smaller package, same great price, Velveta! You know you want some.

Posted by: Yustin Tushie at January 08, 2014 10:36 PM (/rVF5)

The new Twinkies are smaller than they were previously.

Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2014 06:39 PM (LI48c)

685 I'm screaming in my house. No one else is here. Do I need special help?
Please advise.

Posted by: NCwoof at January 08, 2014 06:39 PM (aUQgu)

686 @683 Nunn was more conservative than Christie.

Posted by: Beagle at January 08, 2014 06:40 PM (09Gmy)

687 Hellooo... No ONT? I'm canceling my Premium membership. Where's the help desk? Who's in charge of support?

Posted by: Guido at January 08, 2014 06:41 PM (yICtd)

688 Yes and what about the 6 million Chicagoans who weren't murdered last year.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 08, 2014 06:41 PM (e8kgV)

689 687 buzzion at January 08, 2014 10:39 PM (LI48c)

YO WELCOME!...foo I am saving your life!

//Lt Worf Kronos Konsort curently at 1600 PAave Erf

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:41 PM (TE35l)

690 680 We can beat just about any other Democrat except her.

Posted by: Uniden
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That's what we thought in 2008. Posted by: Mike Hammer

I didn't think that at all. I was actually hoping she would have gotten the nom in '08 over Obama. I think it would have been a much closer election. Obama was a blank slate.

Posted by: Uniden at January 08, 2014 06:41 PM (13G+x)

691 689 Beagle at January 08, 2014 10:40 PM (09Gmy)

Nunn was more conservative than Lugar...

his daughter not so much...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:41 PM (TE35l)

692 T isn't what I'm paying for! I've been working in the kitchen & watching TV - I expected a thread by now. Where's Willow when you need her?

Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 06:42 PM (LGFTn)

693 The Great Christie Derailment has begun. They're just a little too early. I suppose they just can't help themselves. Too big of a target.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 06:42 PM (KArqF)

694 Obviously, they are changing the package size, and suppliers can't get the smaller boxes delivered when Kraft needs them. Posted by: Yustin Tushie at January 08, 2014 10:36 PM (/rVF5) Hide posts from (/rVF5) I just bought some, plenty at store, on sale. The size of the package went *up* at same price a year or so ago.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 06:43 PM (qyfb5)

695 688 : NCwoof at January 08, 2014 10:39 PM (aUQgu)

Not unless the walls answer back saying other things...

//Bob G Komen brown ribbon for the cure committee.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:43 PM (TE35l)

696 Fem skin all night. The horror. The horror.

Posted by: Josef Konrad at January 08, 2014 06:44 PM (1iZ++)

697 696 Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 10:42 PM (KArqF)

Christie's Collision with reality will be a good wake up call for GOPers who think they can make nice with the media.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:44 PM (TE35l)

698 There has always been an ONT. I never used to post to it until last year. Vendette said she read here for a year or so until posting. I read some of the ONT posts and was afraid to post. I have had this open first when I open Internet since 2008, five plus years. I wish that media would learn to count dates. I had Hannity on and he said mid terms are in just 11 short months. 11 months from today would be December 8, 10 months would be November 8. Rove was going to be on & I am looking for something on demand.

Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2014 06:45 PM (z4WKX)

699 @692 She will crush you like a grape with her ripped traps girly man.

Posted by: Hans and or Franz at January 08, 2014 06:45 PM (09Gmy)

700 Sort-of ONT sort of up. Kinda.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 08, 2014 06:45 PM (PK+r9)

701 Weather dude on our local Fox station just spent like 5 minutes doing a, quote, "reality check" on AGW. He screeched about the Ice Ship of Hilarity and said-- actually said-- that "most scientists agree that the Earth is warming, and manmade activity is causing it."

This guy-- Steve Horstmeyer-- has been on TV here for years and I've never seen him so fervent about anything, not even yelling at people to get inside during tornadoes. I'm really taken aback by his politicking. And pissed.

Asshole, nobody cares about your religious delusions. Tell me whether or not it's going to rain and then STFU.

It's going to take generations to undo the environmental fervor damage.

Posted by: Filly at January 08, 2014 06:47 PM (gr/p1)

702 698 sven

Thx. But the name Komen puts me into seizures. The walls tell me to lock and load.

Posted by: NCwoof at January 08, 2014 06:48 PM (aUQgu)

703 That thing shaking its head around looks like Debbie Wasserman Shultz.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 08, 2014 07:15 PM (Y92Nd)

704 I will not get that few seconds back.

Fuckin' savages!

Posted by: Rip Steakface at January 08, 2014 11:11 PM (n7EhQ)

705 If they are going to dress up a creepy female dolls then they might as well go ahead and make themselves useful and fight some goddamned crime.

Posted by: cackfinger at January 09, 2014 01:03 AM (OsCtd)

706 Femskins. Oh. Dear. God. Replete with easy to remember catchphrase hashtag name. There may be one silver lining to Sharia. They COVET, Clarice. It puts the lotion on its face and throat now. Furries and Bronies are so vanilla. Thank God the APA assures us transvestism is not a mental illness. And this is not some progressive psychiatrically disturbed late stage diseased shit. Because Sodom and Gomorrah needed its own reenactment group. Oh. Dear. God.

Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at January 09, 2014 08:40 AM (Qm24A)

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