January 28, 2014

Greg Gufeld's Dangerous State of Inebriation State of the Union Drinking Game
— Ace

Gutfeld wants you to die. Like most Republicans, I guess.

Text below, but it's better to watch -- video after the jump. He announces the rules of the game with a desperate weariness that sells the bit.

“Every time he says ‘folks,’ drink. Every time he says ‘fair share,’ drink. Every time he says ‘extraordinary,’ drink. Every time he brags about working tirelessly, drink. When he frets about lack of compromise, drink. If he says, ‘Bring me a bill, and I’ll sign it,’ drink. When he brings up the middle class, the people he’s ruining, drink. Every time he says, ‘It’s the right thing to do,’ drink. Every time he cites someone that his policies have helped, drink. If she’s in the audience, drink some more. Every time he says, ‘I never said it would be easy,’ drink. If he says that after mentioning ObamaCare, drink again. If he says ObamaCare’s rough start was worth it, drink. And every time he reminds us that running a country is really hard, say, ‘Yeah, we can tell,’ and drink … Finally, each time you feel like you’re being screwed, drink. And if you still buy anything from this gas bag, then you deserve the world’s worst hangover, and enjoy it, ‘cause you built that.”

Tonight we're going to just have an Open Thread on the SOTU. I and the cobs discussed doing a live blog, and the consensus was that basically, TFG isn't worth that much of anyone's time. It will be an hour and a half of complete bullshit, and after the first twenty long minutes, saying "bullshit" to everything just becomes lifeless, predictable, and mechanical, like Obama's speechifying itself.

And what's more: This will be the same SOTU he's given now four (or is it five?) times before, except with a little more emphasis on income inequality and some more threats to act unconstitutionally.

If I watch, I'll comment. But I'll probably check out after twenty minutes.

Posted by: Ace at 09:10 AM | Comments (406)
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1 The others, I'll retrieve them.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 28, 2014 09:12 AM (LSJmV)

2 I'll get the others,

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 28, 2014 09:12 AM (opa0b)

3

I figured you'd post this!

Posted by: Puncher at January 28, 2014 09:13 AM (LhAqq)

4 There is a T in Greg's name, Ace.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 28, 2014 09:13 AM (tmFlQ)

5 My husband suggested we watch, for laughs. I said no fucking way. There is nothing funny about this shitstain and the damage he and his party are doing to this country.

Posted by: DangerGirl Telecommunications at January 28, 2014 09:13 AM (zEeUf)

6 Tonight's a great night to turn off the tv and do something else.


Anything else.


Posted by: EC at January 28, 2014 09:13 AM (GQ8sn)

7 I'll likely be drunk, but not watching TSOTU. I'd rather watch turtles fuck than listen to TFG.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 28, 2014 09:14 AM (LSJmV)

8 It appears that expectations for President Train Wreck's speech are appropriately low.

Posted by: --- at January 28, 2014 09:14 AM (MMC8r)

9 I forget if it was the last one or one before, where I was in tears halfway through. From anger, sadness and frustration.

Posted by: DangerGirl Telecommunications at January 28, 2014 09:14 AM (zEeUf)

10 I forget if it was the last one or one before, where I was in tears halfway through. From anger, sadness and frustration.

Posted by: DangerGirl Telecommunications at January 28, 2014 09:14 AM (zEeUf)

11 I forget if it was the last one or one before, where I was in tears halfway through. From anger, sadness and frustration.

Posted by: DangerGirl Telecommunications at January 28, 2014 09:14 AM (zEeUf)

12 I forget if it was the last one or one before, where I was in tears halfway through. From anger, sadness and frustration.

Posted by: DangerGirl Telecommunications at January 28, 2014 09:14 AM (zEeUf)

13 He announces the rules of the game with a desperate weariness that sells the bit. IOW, set up an IV.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2014 09:15 AM (ndIek)

14 He announces the rules of the game with a desperate weariness that sells the bit. IOW, set up an IV.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2014 09:15 AM (ndIek)

15 He announces the rules of the game with a desperate weariness that sells the bit. IOW, set up an IV.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2014 09:15 AM (ndIek)

16 He announces the rules of the game with a desperate weariness that sells the bit. IOW, set up an IV.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2014 09:15 AM (ndIek)

17 They can't call Barky a liar because of decorum and comity so Barky will lie through his teeth.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 28, 2014 09:15 AM (Hx5uv)

18 They can't call Barky a liar because of decorum and comity so Barky will lie through his teeth.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 28, 2014 09:15 AM (Hx5uv)

19 They can't call Barky a liar because of decorum and comity so Barky will lie through his teeth.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 28, 2014 09:15 AM (Hx5uv)

20 They can't call Barky a liar because of decorum and comity so Barky will lie through his teeth.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 28, 2014 09:15 AM (Hx5uv)

21 And Kevin Williamson gave it, the SOTU address, the spanking it deserves. His first paragraph, one sentence, goes thus: "The annual State of the Union pageant is a hideous, dispiriting, ugly, monotonous, un-American, un-republican, anti-democratic, dreary, backward, monarchical, retch-inducing, depressing, shameful, crypto-imperial display of official self-aggrandizement and piteous toadying, a black Mass during which every unholy order of teacup totalitarian and cringing courtier gathers under the towering dome of a faux-Roman temple to listen to a speech with no content given by a man with no content, to rise and to be seated as is called for by the order of worship — it is a wonder they have not started genuflecting — with one wretched representative of their number squirreled away in some well-upholstered Washington hidey-hole in order to preserve the illusion that those gathered constitute a special class of humanity without whom we could not live."

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 28, 2014 09:15 AM (tmFlQ)

22 And Kevin Williamson gave it, the SOTU address, the spanking it deserves. His first paragraph, one sentence, goes thus: "The annual State of the Union pageant is a hideous, dispiriting, ugly, monotonous, un-American, un-republican, anti-democratic, dreary, backward, monarchical, retch-inducing, depressing, shameful, crypto-imperial display of official self-aggrandizement and piteous toadying, a black Mass during which every unholy order of teacup totalitarian and cringing courtier gathers under the towering dome of a faux-Roman temple to listen to a speech with no content given by a man with no content, to rise and to be seated as is called for by the order of worship — it is a wonder they have not started genuflecting — with one wretched representative of their number squirreled away in some well-upholstered Washington hidey-hole in order to preserve the illusion that those gathered constitute a special class of humanity without whom we could not live."

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 28, 2014 09:15 AM (tmFlQ)

23 And Kevin Williamson gave it, the SOTU address, the spanking it deserves. His first paragraph, one sentence, goes thus: "The annual State of the Union pageant is a hideous, dispiriting, ugly, monotonous, un-American, un-republican, anti-democratic, dreary, backward, monarchical, retch-inducing, depressing, shameful, crypto-imperial display of official self-aggrandizement and piteous toadying, a black Mass during which every unholy order of teacup totalitarian and cringing courtier gathers under the towering dome of a faux-Roman temple to listen to a speech with no content given by a man with no content, to rise and to be seated as is called for by the order of worship — it is a wonder they have not started genuflecting — with one wretched representative of their number squirreled away in some well-upholstered Washington hidey-hole in order to preserve the illusion that those gathered constitute a special class of humanity without whom we could not live."

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 28, 2014 09:15 AM (tmFlQ)

24 And Kevin Williamson gave it, the SOTU address, the spanking it deserves. His first paragraph, one sentence, goes thus: "The annual State of the Union pageant is a hideous, dispiriting, ugly, monotonous, un-American, un-republican, anti-democratic, dreary, backward, monarchical, retch-inducing, depressing, shameful, crypto-imperial display of official self-aggrandizement and piteous toadying, a black Mass during which every unholy order of teacup totalitarian and cringing courtier gathers under the towering dome of a faux-Roman temple to listen to a speech with no content given by a man with no content, to rise and to be seated as is called for by the order of worship — it is a wonder they have not started genuflecting — with one wretched representative of their number squirreled away in some well-upholstered Washington hidey-hole in order to preserve the illusion that those gathered constitute a special class of humanity without whom we could not live."

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 28, 2014 09:15 AM (tmFlQ)

25 I'm afraid I would have to be thoroughly pre-drunk to participate in a game in which I have to watch TFG.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2014 09:15 AM (OZmbA)

26 I'm afraid I would have to be thoroughly pre-drunk to participate in a game in which I have to watch TFG.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2014 09:15 AM (OZmbA)

27 I'm afraid I would have to be thoroughly pre-drunk to participate in a game in which I have to watch TFG.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2014 09:15 AM (OZmbA)

28 I'm afraid I would have to be thoroughly pre-drunk to participate in a game in which I have to watch TFG.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2014 09:15 AM (OZmbA)

29 This post reminds me I need to stop by the liquor store on the way home, if it isn't already cleaned out.


Posted by: EC at January 28, 2014 09:15 AM (GQ8sn)

30 This post reminds me I need to stop by the liquor store on the way home, if it isn't already cleaned out.


Posted by: EC at January 28, 2014 09:15 AM (GQ8sn)

31 This post reminds me I need to stop by the liquor store on the way home, if it isn't already cleaned out.


Posted by: EC at January 28, 2014 09:15 AM (GQ8sn)

32 This post reminds me I need to stop by the liquor store on the way home, if it isn't already cleaned out.


Posted by: EC at January 28, 2014 09:15 AM (GQ8sn)

33 Tonight's a great night to turn off the tv and do something else. Anything else. Trim nose hairs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2014 09:16 AM (ndIek)

34 Tonight's a great night to turn off the tv and do something else. Anything else. Trim nose hairs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2014 09:16 AM (ndIek)

35 Tonight's a great night to turn off the tv and do something else. Anything else. Trim nose hairs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2014 09:16 AM (ndIek)

36 Tonight's a great night to turn off the tv and do something else. Anything else. Trim nose hairs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2014 09:16 AM (ndIek)

37 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 28, 2014 09:16 AM (PYAXX)

38 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 28, 2014 09:16 AM (PYAXX)

39 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 28, 2014 09:16 AM (PYAXX)

40 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 28, 2014 09:16 AM (PYAXX)

41 If I've already had a crappy day... I'll watch... as I'm already pissed off.... If I'm in a good mood??? I won't... because the idea that this person is telling lies to my face as he Destroys this once great Republic... will make me sad and angry...

Posted by: YOUR GOP! at January 28, 2014 09:16 AM (84gbM)

42 Pardon my negativity but I'm in no mood to make any game of the STFU. Been there, done that. obama is the head of a very evil serpent that is bent on destruction of freedom.

Posted by: soothsayer, they chanted at January 28, 2014 09:16 AM (UAzle)

43 May the Royal Teleprompter malfunction tonight.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2014 09:16 AM (OZmbA)

44 If I've already had a crappy day... I'll watch... as I'm already pissed off.... If I'm in a good mood??? I won't... because the idea that this person is telling lies to my face as he Destroys this once great Republic... will make me sad and angry...

Posted by: YOUR GOP! at January 28, 2014 09:16 AM (84gbM)

45 Pardon my negativity but I'm in no mood to make any game of the STFU. Been there, done that. obama is the head of a very evil serpent that is bent on destruction of freedom.

Posted by: soothsayer, they chanted at January 28, 2014 09:16 AM (UAzle)

46 May the Royal Teleprompter malfunction tonight.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2014 09:16 AM (OZmbA)

47 If I've already had a crappy day... I'll watch... as I'm already pissed off.... If I'm in a good mood??? I won't... because the idea that this person is telling lies to my face as he Destroys this once great Republic... will make me sad and angry...

Posted by: YOUR GOP! at January 28, 2014 09:16 AM (84gbM)

48 Pardon my negativity but I'm in no mood to make any game of the STFU. Been there, done that. obama is the head of a very evil serpent that is bent on destruction of freedom.

Posted by: soothsayer, they chanted at January 28, 2014 09:16 AM (UAzle)

49 May the Royal Teleprompter malfunction tonight.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2014 09:16 AM (OZmbA)

50 If I've already had a crappy day... I'll watch... as I'm already pissed off.... If I'm in a good mood??? I won't... because the idea that this person is telling lies to my face as he Destroys this once great Republic... will make me sad and angry...

Posted by: YOUR GOP! at January 28, 2014 09:16 AM (84gbM)

51 Pardon my negativity but I'm in no mood to make any game of the STFU. Been there, done that. obama is the head of a very evil serpent that is bent on destruction of freedom.

Posted by: soothsayer, they chanted at January 28, 2014 09:16 AM (UAzle)

52 May the Royal Teleprompter malfunction tonight.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2014 09:16 AM (OZmbA)

53 Can't we just LiveBlog another Movie? I missed, 'Space Traders'. Only got one comment in at the last minute...I think it should be a regular thing.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (343t9)

54 Can't we just LiveBlog another Movie? I missed, 'Space Traders'. Only got one comment in at the last minute...I think it should be a regular thing.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (343t9)

55 Can't we just LiveBlog another Movie? I missed, 'Space Traders'. Only got one comment in at the last minute...I think it should be a regular thing.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (343t9)

56 Can't we just LiveBlog another Movie? I missed, 'Space Traders'. Only got one comment in at the last minute...I think it should be a regular thing.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (343t9)

57 Tonight's a great night to turn off the tv and do something else. Anything else. Get oral surgery. Cut off your own nuts.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (PYAXX)

58 Tonight's a great night to turn off the tv and do something else. Anything else. Get oral surgery. Cut off your own nuts.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (PYAXX)

59 Tonight's a great night to turn off the tv and do something else. Anything else. Get oral surgery. Cut off your own nuts.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (PYAXX)

60 Tonight's a great night to turn off the tv and do something else. Anything else. Get oral surgery. Cut off your own nuts.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (PYAXX)

61 Remeber that ladder from Mad Mad World you were on about?

Obama's that ladder, and I'm Phil Silvers. Who are you?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (pgQxn)

62 Remeber that ladder from Mad Mad World you were on about?

Obama's that ladder, and I'm Phil Silvers. Who are you?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (pgQxn)

63 Remeber that ladder from Mad Mad World you were on about?

Obama's that ladder, and I'm Phil Silvers. Who are you?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (pgQxn)

64 Remeber that ladder from Mad Mad World you were on about?

Obama's that ladder, and I'm Phil Silvers. Who are you?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (pgQxn)

65 Life is too short to suffer through that speech for any reason.

Posted by: NCKate at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (Eed4A)

66 Life is too short to suffer through that speech for any reason.

Posted by: NCKate at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (Eed4A)

67 Life is too short to suffer through that speech for any reason.

Posted by: NCKate at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (Eed4A)

68 Life is too short to suffer through that speech for any reason.

Posted by: NCKate at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (Eed4A)

69 Reposted from some other thread below this one... Cheap beer? Check. Rotgut whiskey? Check. Stale food and unclean utensils? Check. I'm ready for the Recitation of SOTU. I absolutely refuse to consume anything of quality whilst listening to my intelligence being insulted by someone whom I didn't vote for and doesn't represent me. It's the intellectual equivalent of Curly Howard ordering some burnt toast and spoiled milk at a diner: "I got a tapeworm, that's good enough for him."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (0HooB)

70 New Justified tonight. Just sayin...

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (LSJmV)

71 Reposted from some other thread below this one... Cheap beer? Check. Rotgut whiskey? Check. Stale food and unclean utensils? Check. I'm ready for the Recitation of SOTU. I absolutely refuse to consume anything of quality whilst listening to my intelligence being insulted by someone whom I didn't vote for and doesn't represent me. It's the intellectual equivalent of Curly Howard ordering some burnt toast and spoiled milk at a diner: "I got a tapeworm, that's good enough for him."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (0HooB)

72 New Justified tonight. Just sayin...

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (LSJmV)

73 Reposted from some other thread below this one... Cheap beer? Check. Rotgut whiskey? Check. Stale food and unclean utensils? Check. I'm ready for the Recitation of SOTU. I absolutely refuse to consume anything of quality whilst listening to my intelligence being insulted by someone whom I didn't vote for and doesn't represent me. It's the intellectual equivalent of Curly Howard ordering some burnt toast and spoiled milk at a diner: "I got a tapeworm, that's good enough for him."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (0HooB)

74 New Justified tonight. Just sayin...

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (LSJmV)

75 Reposted from some other thread below this one... Cheap beer? Check. Rotgut whiskey? Check. Stale food and unclean utensils? Check. I'm ready for the Recitation of SOTU. I absolutely refuse to consume anything of quality whilst listening to my intelligence being insulted by someone whom I didn't vote for and doesn't represent me. It's the intellectual equivalent of Curly Howard ordering some burnt toast and spoiled milk at a diner: "I got a tapeworm, that's good enough for him."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (0HooB)

76 New Justified tonight. Just sayin...

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (LSJmV)

77 5 My husband suggested we watch, for laughs. I said no fucking way. There is nothing funny about this shitstain and the damage he and his party are doing to this country. Posted by: DangerGirl Telecommunications at January 28, 2014 01:13 PM (zEeUf) Even drunk. Maybe I should get started now? Heh....like I'm really gonna listen to that incredible asshat and ruin a good drunk. Fuck that noise.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (bGavm)

78 5 My husband suggested we watch, for laughs. I said no fucking way. There is nothing funny about this shitstain and the damage he and his party are doing to this country. Posted by: DangerGirl Telecommunications at January 28, 2014 01:13 PM (zEeUf) Even drunk. Maybe I should get started now? Heh....like I'm really gonna listen to that incredible asshat and ruin a good drunk. Fuck that noise.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (bGavm)

79 5 My husband suggested we watch, for laughs. I said no fucking way. There is nothing funny about this shitstain and the damage he and his party are doing to this country. Posted by: DangerGirl Telecommunications at January 28, 2014 01:13 PM (zEeUf) Even drunk. Maybe I should get started now? Heh....like I'm really gonna listen to that incredible asshat and ruin a good drunk. Fuck that noise.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (bGavm)

80 5 My husband suggested we watch, for laughs. I said no fucking way. There is nothing funny about this shitstain and the damage he and his party are doing to this country. Posted by: DangerGirl Telecommunications at January 28, 2014 01:13 PM (zEeUf) Even drunk. Maybe I should get started now? Heh....like I'm really gonna listen to that incredible asshat and ruin a good drunk. Fuck that noise.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (bGavm)

81 You CHICKEN SHITS!!! I have a bet with myself-- Obama does high speed rail and I have to drink everything in the house. I will be posting in comments DRUNK!

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (RJMhd)

82 You CHICKEN SHITS!!! I have a bet with myself-- Obama does high speed rail and I have to drink everything in the house. I will be posting in comments DRUNK!

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (RJMhd)

83 You CHICKEN SHITS!!! I have a bet with myself-- Obama does high speed rail and I have to drink everything in the house. I will be posting in comments DRUNK!

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (RJMhd)

84 You CHICKEN SHITS!!! I have a bet with myself-- Obama does high speed rail and I have to drink everything in the house. I will be posting in comments DRUNK!

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 28, 2014 09:17 AM (RJMhd)

85 There's a Blackhawks Game, in Calgary, tonight.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2014 09:18 AM (343t9)

86 Get oral surgery.

Cut off your own nuts.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 28, 2014 01:17 PM (PYAXX)


----


Well.... that naval lint wont pick itself....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2014 09:18 AM (nELVU)

87 Spencer Tracy.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 28, 2014 09:18 AM (LSJmV)

88 Done checked out.  I just can't take the lies.

Posted by: dogfish at January 28, 2014 09:18 AM (nsOJa)

89 I have some vintage Pactra model glue from 1971 saved for tonight. Metal tube, unopened. Ready for huffing.

Yep, good times, good times.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 28, 2014 09:19 AM (pgQxn)

90 ...and the consensus was that basically, TFG isn't worth that much of anyone's time. Ain't that ever the truth.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 28, 2014 09:19 AM (itCai)

91 The worst part of the STFU that I won't watch tonight will be the Republicans applauding obama's evil. I cannot stomach it.

Posted by: soothsayer, they chanted at January 28, 2014 09:19 AM (UAzle)

92 Tonight's a great night to turn off the tv and do something else. Anything else. Trim nose hairs. On the dog.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2014 09:19 AM (ndIek)

93 Cut off your own nuts. ...or just nail them to a landmark of your choice.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2014 09:19 AM (343t9)

94 And if he gives a shout out to that fucking Stalin lover, Seeger, just chug the entire bottle.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 28, 2014 09:19 AM (E4MKN)

95 ...or the implicit acquiescing of the Republicans.

Posted by: dogfish at January 28, 2014 09:19 AM (nsOJa)

96
I am SO excited that I'm getting pre-tingles.

Posted by: Chris Knobgobbler Matthews at January 28, 2014 09:19 AM (OZmbA)

97 >>>Tonight's a great night to turn off the tv and do something else. most other nights too. Justified's on tonight, though. I'm liking this season more than any season since maybe the first or second one. It's really good this year. I almost always hate Michael Rappaport, but he's good in this. They often cast him as things he doesn't seem likely to be... because he doesn't seem very smart. In the show, he plays someone who's fairly smart -- relatively speaking, compared to most dirtbag criminals -- and I buy him in this role. Then there's Boyd Crowder. I guess I liked Boyd's commitment to Ava but I never really bought an impulsive, half-crazy criminal would really be a devoted husband. So now they've got him behaving more realistically, I think, with him almost certainly about to have an affair with a Russian mail-order bride. Raylan hasn't yet done anything totally illegal. Well, I guess ambushing and beating the shit out of a guy who threatened him counts. I trust he'll do illegal shit soon. I never loved the Wynn Duffy character before but I really like the interaction with Boyd. Really good season.

Posted by: ace at January 28, 2014 09:19 AM (/FnUH)

98 If you watch you will be doing more than I will.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Hissy or Coniption, Get a Free Fitting! at January 28, 2014 09:19 AM (hLRSq)

99 Neither "Supernatural" nor "Justified" are preempted for TFG tonight- s-o-o-o-o-o-o my televisual evening shall not be spoiled.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2014 09:20 AM (0cMkb)

100 I think the solution, he is saying, is to stay drunk.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2014 09:20 AM (DmNpO)

101 Re-primer the Jeep.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 28, 2014 09:20 AM (0HooB)

102 oh and they started the season with wonderful partial nudity, which seems to be their thing now. But they never follow up. There's partial nudity in the first one, and then not throughout the season.

Posted by: ace at January 28, 2014 09:20 AM (/FnUH)

103 We look forward to working with this president who just blamed us for all his failures to open a path to citizenship for a bunch of people who flipped the bird at all the other laws we've passed in this country.

Posted by: John Boner at January 28, 2014 09:20 AM (MMC8r)

104 "The annual State of the Union pageant is a hideous, dispiriting, ugly, monotonous, un-American, un-republican, anti-democratic, dreary, backward, monarchical, retch-inducing, depressing, shameful, crypto-imperial display of official self-aggrandizement and piteous toadying, a black Mass during which every unholy order of teacup totalitarian and cringing courtier gathers under the towering dome of a faux-Roman temple to listen to a speech with no content given by a man with no content, to rise and to be seated as is called for by the order of worship — it is a wonder they have not started genuflecting — with one wretched representative of their number squirreled away in some well-upholstered Washington hidey-hole in order to preserve the illusion that those gathered constitute a special class of humanity without whom we could not live."

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So a lot like The Grammies then.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 28, 2014 09:20 AM (Hx5uv)

105 after the first twenty long minutes, saying "bullshit" to everything just becomes lifeless, predictable, and mechanical Yeah, but nobody says bullshit like you and the cobbs. It never gets old.

Posted by: toby928© at January 28, 2014 09:21 AM (QupBk)

106 Tonight's a great night to turn off the tv and do something else. Anything else. We’re going to watch Buckaroo Banzai. I just discovered this weekend that my girlfriend has never seen it. If I could hack it into the signal over the SOTU, I would. “I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.” “Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. Doomed is your soul and damned is your life.” “Declaration of Birth… the short form.” “Why is there a squirrel there?”

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at January 28, 2014 09:21 AM (QF8uk)

107 37 And if he gives a shout out to that fucking Stalin lover, Seeger, just chug the entire bottle.

Exactamundo. Then, hit yourself in the head with a hammer and sing! SING!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 28, 2014 09:21 AM (pgQxn)

108 Amen Ace. Definitely not worth a live blog.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2014 09:21 AM (oFCZn)

109 Holy crap--I'll be the only one watching--right?

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 28, 2014 09:21 AM (RJMhd)

110 ace, re: everything you wrote above about Justified, especially about Rappaport, ... en effete, mon a mi.

Posted by: soothsayer, they chanted at January 28, 2014 09:22 AM (UAzle)

111 Get oral surgery.

Cut off your own nuts.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 28, 2014 01:17 PM (PYAXX)

 

 

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Poke glass splinters into my ass.

 

Burn my dick repeatedly  with a cigarette.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2014 09:22 AM (AIfv5)

112 If all else fails, attempt to stimulate the economy by getting everybody drunk.

Posted by: John Maynard Keynes, the Unrated Version at January 28, 2014 09:22 AM (9F2c1)

113 I like anything with Walton Goggins. Guy chew up the scenery like a horny wolverine.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 28, 2014 09:22 AM (LSJmV)

114 Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.

Posted by: McCroskey at January 28, 2014 09:22 AM (F75MN)

115 Enjoy the SOTU. I'll be catching up on season 3 of Sherlock.

Posted by: red sweater at January 28, 2014 09:22 AM (oATMN)

116  . . . and every time Nancy Pelosi cackles and strokes her broom, drink.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2014 09:23 AM (OZmbA)

117 Geez, Gutfeld must be TFG's speechwriter. If we play Gutfeld's drinking game we'll all end up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning Which, given the way this country is going, might not be a bad way to end it all.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 28, 2014 09:23 AM (x09C5)

118 I'm guessing that the MSM gushing about the speech has already been written (probably already published, like, after the last 5 SOTU and some of his many s "groundbreaking speech(es) on X."
I suppose it's a win that he didn't have to fly off to Ohio or somewhere to make this one.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2014 09:23 AM (POpqt)

119 President Obama: We need to legalize those millions already here, seeking the American dream: Republicans: Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Conservatives: Fuck You!!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 28, 2014 09:23 AM (C3Wjb)

120 32 I have some vintage Pactra model glue from 1971 saved for tonight. Metal tube, unopened. Ready for huffing. Yep, good times, good times. Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 28, 2014 01:19 PM (pgQxn) Funny you should mention that. I can get my hands on a wonderful vintage 1973 Pactra and a '69 Testors I was saving for a special event. *rummages through workshop* Ahhhh... nothing like the original metal tubes.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 28, 2014 09:23 AM (bGavm)

121 I never loved the Wynn Duffy character before but I really like the interaction with Boyd. Really good season. Posted by: ace at January 28, 2014 01:19 PM (/FnUH) You forgot the Boys In the Hall. They have to come back, ay?

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 28, 2014 09:23 AM (E4MKN)

122 Poke glass splinters into my ass. Burn my dick repeatedly with a cigarette. So. Thursdays then?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2014 09:24 AM (ndIek)

123 I have fairly successfully avoided hearing his voice for 5 years so I am not about to inflict it on myself now. He really gives me the creeps. I think he is soulless. I prefer all my TFG second hand. It may still kill me, but hopefully slower.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 28, 2014 09:24 AM (RZ8pf)

124 I'd rather watch a Hitler speech. I don't speak German, so I would get just as much out of it and hear fewer lies.

Posted by: maddogg at January 28, 2014 09:24 AM (xWW96)

125 Definitely not worth a live blog. But then there'd need to be an Official Non-Blog explaining why there's no live blog. Or just bump this one. Some habits are hard to break.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 28, 2014 09:24 AM (0HooB)

126 "Tonight's a great night to turn off the tv and do something else.


Anything else.


Trim nose hairs."


Don't trim them.  Pull them out by the roots with needlenose pliers - preferably the rusted ones you keep in the tacklebox to pull fish hooks.  The sharp pain, watering eyes, bleeding, and constant cussing is just like watching the TFGSOTU without, you know, actually watching it and doing some *real* physical damage.

Posted by: Jaws at January 28, 2014 09:24 AM (Rbtz3)

127 >>>en effete, mon a mi. en effet. effete is calling me a girl.

Posted by: ace at January 28, 2014 09:24 AM (/FnUH)

128 just tweeted a vid to you, Ace.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2014 09:24 AM (DmNpO)

129 I like when the other characters describe Boyd. They always mention the teeth. I'll bet Goggins gets a kick out of it.

Posted by: soothsayer, they chanted at January 28, 2014 09:24 AM (UAzle)

130 And why can Gutfeld so easily dash off a list of Obama's ticks, and also, that we know in advance that this will kill us? Because Obama doesn't shut up - he's giving a speech somewhere weekly.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2014 09:24 AM (POpqt)

131 Yeah, my liver hates me as it is, no need to exacerbate things. And I'm sure they'll inform me if they intend to seize my retirement account.

Posted by: joncelli at January 28, 2014 09:25 AM (RD7QR)

132

I have a feeling Boyd is going to get even darker than before...Don't want him to but...

Posted by: Puncher at January 28, 2014 09:25 AM (LhAqq)

133 One step at a time, Ace, eh?

Posted by: soothsayer, they chanted at January 28, 2014 09:25 AM (UAzle)

134 How about a little fire, scarecrow?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 28, 2014 09:26 AM (F75MN)

135 I'd rather watch a Hitler speech. I don't speak German, so I would get just as much out of it and hear fewer lies. Watch every Downfall parody.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2014 09:26 AM (ndIek)

136 I like the Wynn Duffy character a lot. He's completely amoral and all about the business. It doesn't matter how many times you've threatened to, or even attempted to kill him, he make a deal with you if it gets him something.

Posted by: toby928© at January 28, 2014 09:26 AM (QupBk)

137 As an alternative to the Super Bowl Animal Planet has the Puppy Bowl. I think it would be a great idea if they did something similar for the SOTUA. Give those of us with a weak stomach something of value to watch, puppies. Then again, TFG might view Puppy Bowl as a buffet.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 28, 2014 09:26 AM (x09C5)

138 Fuck that guy!

Posted by: Jon Dougery at January 28, 2014 09:26 AM (FYvb/)

139 70 >>>en effete, mon a mi. en effet. effete is calling me a girl. Posted by: ace at January 28, 2014 01:24 PM (/FnUH) ******* Speaking of which-- your new dragon character at twitter doesn't have any balls--yet your braggin' about bangin' everyone's girlfriend? I think it's Hillary related. Is that the only character that defeated Godzilla or something?

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 28, 2014 09:26 AM (RJMhd)

140 I said no fucking way. There is nothing funny about this shitstain and the damage he and his party are doing to this country. Posted by: DangerGirl Telecommunications at January 28, 2014 01:13 PM

I'm with you, DG.

I think "American Pickers" is on tonight. Or is it "Storage Wars?" Doesn't matter, it'll be one of those or whatever's on HGTV.

My blood pressure will thank me.

Posted by: MrScribbler at January 28, 2014 09:26 AM (ff7/5)

141 12 pitcher-friendly cocktails http://t.co/cf2ZAbInuq

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2014 09:26 AM (DmNpO)

142 Die liver! DIE!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 28, 2014 09:27 AM (pgQxn)

143 en effet. effete is calling me a girl. How does one determine the sex an Ewok?

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2014 09:27 AM (343t9)

144 I'm guessing that the MSM gushing about the speech has already been written Nope. They don't have to see it.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 28, 2014 09:27 AM (T0NGe)

145 Ahhhh... nothing like the original metal tubes. Did you bring enough for everybody?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 28, 2014 09:27 AM (0HooB)

146 >>>I have a feeling Boyd is going to get even darker than before...Don't want him to but... i think they have to. The whole point of the Boyd character is that he is an evil villain who can, unexpectedly, behave honorably and even selflessly. But Boyd has been pretty honorable and selfless most of the time now for four seasons. He's become such a well-liked character the writers are afraid to have him do anything too bad. So almost all of the bad stuff he does is understandable. Bad people provoke him, and then he kills the bad people. We root for him to do this sort of thing. But they do have to remind us more that deep down he is a sociopathic half-lunatic evil villain. Right now he's too cuddly.

Posted by: ace at January 28, 2014 09:28 AM (/FnUH)

147 My favorite Goggins character: http://tinyurl.com/qgzt4js

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 28, 2014 09:28 AM (LSJmV)

148 How does one determine the sex an Ewok?

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2014 01:27 PM (343t9)


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Does it pee standing on one leg or two??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2014 09:28 AM (nELVU)

149 I'm not watching a single second of this sniveling fag.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2014 09:28 AM (oFCZn)

150 You have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House.... your liver on the other hand...

Posted by: John McCain at January 28, 2014 09:28 AM (Pr6hk)

151 12 pitcher-friendly cocktails.  Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2014 01:26 PM

What about catchers?

Posted by: MrScribbler at January 28, 2014 09:28 AM (ff7/5)

152 I refuse to watch President Ohole. 

Here's what he should say:  "My fellow Americans.  Unless you are a designated, professional victim, or a member of the Democrat elite, you are going to get screwed out of everything in your life.  Thank you and good night."


Posted by: Null at January 28, 2014 09:28 AM (xjpRj)

153 Meatloaf is in the oven.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2014 09:28 AM (LAN8Y)

154 by their colorful posterior plummage

Posted by: soothsayer, they chanted at January 28, 2014 09:29 AM (UAzle)

155 How does one determine the sex an Ewok? Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2014 01:27 PM (343t9) Ewok behind him.

Posted by: Dr. Dolittle at January 28, 2014 09:29 AM (DrC22)

156 Have I told you guys of the joys of making rainbow loom jewelry...........yeah, I'd rather be doing that.

Posted by: lindafell at January 28, 2014 09:29 AM (PGO8C)

157 I doubt I will have the where with all to watch the bullshit tonight, since I have cut down on my drinking. I guess I picked a bad time to drink less

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2014 09:29 AM (t3UFN)

158 What about catchers? **** Try a Cosmopolitan or a Mojito.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2014 09:29 AM (DmNpO)

159 Maybe Dear POTUS could slow jam the SOTU because that was so funneh the first 20 times they did it on late night.  And I would take him just as seriously.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2014 09:29 AM (NpXoL)

160 Dammit, Mrs. Jakeman and I just swore off weekday drinking as part of a lose-a-couple-pounds-before-vacation program. But, if I just guzzle water, I might have to spend most of the SOTU in the can, so there's a benefit.

Posted by: jakeman at January 28, 2014 09:29 AM (vH4YP)

161 >>>Is that the only character that defeated Godzilla or something? yeah King Ghidorah is the Godzilla franchise's second most interesting monster. Probably cooler than Godzilla. He's been in a lot of those movies because people love him.

Posted by: ace at January 28, 2014 09:29 AM (/FnUH)

162 "pivot like a laser on jobs" should get a whole bottle of Valu-Rite in one swallow.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 28, 2014 09:29 AM (x09C5)

163 What if Obama says this? 

"I never said it would be easy, and running a country is really hard, but despite a lack of compromise in Congress, as we saw with the passage of ObamaCare, which had a rough start, but it was worth it, I'll continue to work tirelessly for middle class folks, like Julia, who's in the audience this evening, so that the wealthiest among us pay their fair share, so bring me a bill, and IÂ’ll sign it, because it's the the right thing to do." 

Because I could see him saying that. 

Posted by: Phinn at January 28, 2014 09:30 AM (KOGmz)

164 re:  Justified

Tim Gunderson's become my co-favorite supporting character on a show  along with TWD's crossbow toting Darryl.   That Tim sniped the eldest Bennett saving Raylan *and wasn't recognized as doing so* in the show was actually nice (Tim was the only law enforcement officer with his hat on backwards - plus he's a sniper.)   They didn't do the obligatory spell-it-out for the audience.

Toss in the inimitable guy who plays Art ... Nick something ... had an acting school I think ... and it's good tv.

Better than the SOTU.
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PS.  if you're looking for self-induced entertainment whipsawing after the SOTU , watch an episode of Justified and then watch Tim Olyphant star in  the movie "Hitman" - 

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 28, 2014 09:30 AM (NQyj0)

165 96 Meatloaf is in the oven. Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2014 01:28 PM (LAN8Y) I didn't even know he was dead.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at January 28, 2014 09:30 AM (DrC22)

166 I was told there would be high speed rail.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2014 09:30 AM (LAN8Y)

167 Meatloaf is in the oven. *** Heh. I tweeted earlier: Nied's Dead Horse ‏@mflynny 1h Ever have one of those days where all you want to do is drink coffee and eat meatloaf? No? I guess it's just me.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2014 09:30 AM (DmNpO)

168 Meatloaf is in the oven.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2014 01:28 PM (LAN8Y)


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..... and like a bat out of hell it'll be gone when the morning comes...

Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2014 09:30 AM (nELVU)

169 Is Gutfeld trying to turn everyone into Dean Martin???

Posted by: Foster Brooks at January 28, 2014 09:30 AM (Pr6hk)

170 He's become such a well-liked character the writers are afraid to have him do anything too bad. So almost all of the bad stuff he does is understandable. Bad people provoke him, and then he kills the bad people. We root for him to do this sort of thing. But they do have to remind us more that deep down he is a sociopathic half-lunatic evil villain. Right now he's too cuddly. Boardwalk Empire does that every season with Buscemi. At the end of the season, he has to do something to remind you that he's not really that likable old Irish criminal beset with troubles, but really is a ruthless mobster.

Posted by: toby928© at January 28, 2014 09:30 AM (QupBk)

171 I have a feeling Boyd is going to get even darker than before...Don't want him to but...

Posted by: Puncher at January 28, 2014 01:25 PM (LhAqq)

 

 

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I think everyone's character is going to start getting darker.  Even Searcy's character.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2014 09:31 AM (AIfv5)

172 If I think about how many people there are in this country who are still buying the shit sandwich that TGF is selling, I'll cry. And that's the real reason I'm not watching the SOTUA.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 28, 2014 09:31 AM (x09C5)

173 Meatloaf is in the oven. I told him he shouldn't get on that train.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2014 09:31 AM (343t9)

174 No way I'm watching him read tonight. I can't stand looking at his dumb smug face.

Posted by: Titanium at January 28, 2014 09:31 AM (JLKJJ)

175 Meatloaf is in the oven. Get him out! Get him out!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2014 09:31 AM (ndIek)

176

If I played Gutfeld's drinking game I'd be in the ER with acute alcohol poisoning.  We need another Joe Wilson who will have the balls to stand up and call out the Liar in Chief.

 

I'll watch anything else but the SOTU.  If I am going to be shamelessly lied to and have my intelligence insulted, I'd at least appreciate a lobster dinner and a nice bottle of wine.

Posted by: Cheri at January 28, 2014 09:31 AM (G+Wff)

177 I think Dems are going to put a new spin on-- "Lame Duck". Doesn't apply to them. Remember years ago when people on blogs told you-- "all we really need is The House!!" Ya--that was complete bullshit. Dems don't follow "the rules" the break them people. At the very least learn that. (Ya it's probably too late.)

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 28, 2014 09:31 AM (RJMhd)

178 Here's hoping he goes full Juan Williams and comes out punching. Just the pain inflicted on the immobile Republicans would be worth it. Plus, the first rule of holes.

Posted by: Caliban at January 28, 2014 09:31 AM (DrC22)

179 I liked HITMAN. I think it's based on a video game!

Posted by: soothsayer, they chanted at January 28, 2014 09:31 AM (UAzle)

180 The SOTU has been bullshit for a long, long time. They act like it's this big thing and then they get their hands on the speech a couple hours before and tell you everything he's going to say like it's some big ckufing revelation. Some sharp reporting there, Jimmy Olsen. How long it did take to open the document on the computer and press print?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2014 09:32 AM (oFCZn)

181 True Detective !...Rivals Justified.

Posted by: Puncher at January 28, 2014 09:32 AM (LhAqq)

182 I'd rather watch turtles fuck than listen to TFG.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 28, 2014 01:14 PM (LSJmV)






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Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2014 09:32 AM (TIIx5)

183 78 I'd rather watch a Hitler speech. Was watching the extras DVDs that came with the World at War box set (Killer deal, BTW). I see no real difference.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 28, 2014 09:32 AM (bGavm)

184 I foresee millions of drunk people.

Posted by: Nostradamus at January 28, 2014 09:32 AM (Pr6hk)

185 7 I'll likely be drunk, but not watching TSOTU. I'd rather watch turtles fuck than listen to TFG. Posted by: Countrysquire at January 28, 2014 01:14 PM (LSJmV) Okay now you're just getting me turned on.

Posted by: Guy Who Screwed Mailbox at January 28, 2014 09:33 AM (x09C5)

186 I cut the cable so I won't be able to watch the SCoaMF show.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2014 09:33 AM (LAN8Y)

187 >>>Boardwalk Empire does that every season with Buscemi. At the end of the season, he has to do something to remind you that he's not really that likable old Irish criminal beset with troubles, but really is a ruthless mobster. justified occasionally has Boyd do something bad, but it's kinda... it's not really that bad. I mean, it's illegal and murderous, but he hasn't killed an actual innocent or near-innocent in... forever. It's always scumbags who deserve what they got comin'. He'll TALK about killing innocents but for one reason or another he winds up not killing them. He's not even a Nazi anymore. That was all a schtick, it's revealed, and he's more or less a tolerant person.

Posted by: ace at January 28, 2014 09:33 AM (/FnUH)

188 I think I'll read some Hardy Boys books tonight.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2014 09:33 AM (ndIek)

189 104 >>>Is that the only character that defeated Godzilla or something? yeah King Ghidorah is the Godzilla franchise's second most interesting monster. Probably cooler than Godzilla. He's been in a lot of those movies because people love him. Posted by: ace at January 28, 2014 01:29 PM (/FnUH) ******** Did he really beat Godzilla? Damn awesome pick then--even if it is subliminal. Hillary--KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 28, 2014 09:33 AM (RJMhd)

190 “No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?” --1984

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 28, 2014 09:33 AM (l3vZN)

191 btw - they announced next season is the last season.  So figure the character arc leading to the last episode where Boyd and Raylan marry each other .. HELLO plot-twist ... will likely have Boyd being in cahoots with increasingly dangerous (and smart) people.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 28, 2014 09:33 AM (NQyj0)

192 I see no real difference.

Hitler doesn't look as bored as SCOAMF.

Posted by: HR at January 28, 2014 09:33 AM (ZKzrr)

193 90 My favorite Goggins character: http://tinyurl.com/qgzt4js === Holy cow belle. What movie is that from?

Posted by: votermom at January 28, 2014 09:33 AM (GSIDW)

194 You know... for the same pain and suffering with less chance of dying, you could substitute Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears for an alcoholic beverage, and the word phrase "eat a handful" for the phrase "take a drink."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 28, 2014 09:33 AM (PYAXX)

195 "pivot like a laser on jobs" should get a whole bottle of Valu-Rite in one swallow.

I suggest bringing a funnel.

Just for efficiency's sake.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 28, 2014 09:33 AM (MPIX5)

196 Thank God for college basketball.  I'll be watching Kentucky vs. LSU tonight.  Go Wildcats!

Posted by: rockmom at January 28, 2014 09:34 AM (Q4elb)

197 Drink every time Obama refers to himself.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2014 09:34 AM (DmNpO)

198 I'm making a Bingo board that's a guaranteed loser. Diagonals include "Resigns", "Gives credit to Republicans (not including John McCain)", "takes blame for loss of insurance", "mentions vacation in Hawaii", and "the era of Big Government is over".

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at January 28, 2014 09:34 AM (XrGnJ)

199 We've already invented a new game for the SOTU. It's called "Pee on the TV." Although drinking will definitely help.

Posted by: Bob Gameboy at January 28, 2014 09:34 AM (DrC22)

200 I literally can no longer tolerate the sound of JEF's voice.
Am counting on the Horde to keep me posted on what he says.


When even Peggy Noonan points out that no-one listens to him.....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 28, 2014 09:34 AM (kFCo1)

201 I was surprised they killed off the Detroit guy in the first episode. I forgot the actor's name but he's been in a lot of stuff.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 28, 2014 09:35 AM (E4MKN)

202 Boardwalk Empire does that every season with Buscemi. At the end of the season, he has to do something to remind you that he's not really that likable old Irish criminal beset with troubles Not hard since he's not Irish......

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2014 09:35 AM (ndIek)

203 --1984 You sure about that?

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2014 09:35 AM (343t9)

204 And I thought I fucked alot of people

Posted by: Wilt The Stilt at January 28, 2014 09:35 AM (Pr6hk)

205 but he hasn't killed an actual innocent or near-innocent in... forever. Yeah, the original Boyd would have just iced that Russian chick straight off. Why take chances?

Posted by: toby928© at January 28, 2014 09:35 AM (QupBk)

206 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 28, 2014 01:33 PM (l3vZN) I think you have that reference wrong. Wasn't Napoleon one of the pigs in Animal Farm?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 28, 2014 09:35 AM (PYAXX)

207 "Make no mistake" = double shot

Posted by: lawdvd at January 28, 2014 09:35 AM (d3clc)

208 In case anyone starts to feel too cheery there's this http://www.shadowstats.com/

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2014 09:35 AM (LAN8Y)

209 my question: odds that McCain stands and applauds at least once during the... well, what does SOTU stand for, anyway? Shit On something-or-other...

Posted by: Mallfly at January 28, 2014 09:35 AM (bJm7W)

210 >>> btw - they announced next season is the last season. oh no. I could have enjoyed it a while longer than that.

Posted by: ace at January 28, 2014 09:36 AM (/FnUH)

211 Can't stand to listen to that TFG. He just spews and spews with no self-awareness that he is incapable of running the Executive branch in the way that our system is designed.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 28, 2014 09:36 AM (pginn)

212 You know, on second thought. I'll let the horde tell me what happened in the speech. I think I'm going to order pizza from cheap pizza night and play boarderlands 2 with my wife .

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 28, 2014 09:36 AM (GaqMa)

213 Holy cow belle. What movie is that from? Posted by: votermom __________________________________________ He has a recurring role on Sons of Anarchy.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 28, 2014 09:36 AM (LSJmV)

214 Somebody tell that stoner that my works were cautionary tales, not instruction manuals.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 28, 2014 09:36 AM (Pr6hk)

215 I was surprised they killed off the Detroit guy in the first episode. Sonny? That came out of nowhere and now they have to deal with ... The Canadians?!? WTF?

Posted by: toby928© at January 28, 2014 09:36 AM (QupBk)

216 We've already invented a new game for the SOTU. It's called "Pee on the TV." Although drinking will definitely help. Plugged in & on?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2014 09:36 AM (ndIek)

217 Posted by: ace at January 28, 2014 01:36 PM (/FnUH) Which makes it a good thing. Far better to go out when everyone is still saying, "Wha? But I want more!" than when everyone is saying, "Yeah... I'm done."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 28, 2014 09:36 AM (PYAXX)

218 I'll be tuning in to see Michelle with Jason Collins.

Posted by: Beyonce at January 28, 2014 09:37 AM (DrC22)

219 Hey, AtC volunteered me to watch the SOTU on behalf of the Horde and I said sure...if I got keys to do a post on it. Screw the liveblog. Just have a post with running updates. Fun!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 28, 2014 09:37 AM (da5Wo)

220 Posted by: Wilt The Stilt

Which reminds me...Jason Collins will be there tonight as a special guest of Mooch.

No one's going to make the jokes; they're too easy.

Posted by: HR at January 28, 2014 09:37 AM (ZKzrr)

221 yeah King Ghidorah is the Godzilla franchise's second most interesting monster. Probably cooler than Godzilla. He's been in a lot of those movies because people love him. Posted by: ace at January 28, 2014 01:29 PM (/FnUH) King Ghidorah is fantastic. I've been watching all the old Godzilla movies on Netflix and I'd forgotten how much I like King Ghidorah.

Posted by: alexthechick - Please SMOD. Just for me? at January 28, 2014 09:37 AM (VtjlW)

222 I think, therefore I drink.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 28, 2014 09:37 AM (1Y+hH)

223 140 Drink every time Obama refers to himself.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2014 01:34 PM (DmNpO)


What did we ever do to you?

Posted by: joncelli at January 28, 2014 09:37 AM (RD7QR)

224 "Upon receiving orders for Bitcoins from Silk Road users," the government said, Faiella filled the orders through BitInstant, which "was designed to enable customers to exchange cash for Bitcoins anonymously, that is, without providing any personal identifying information, and it charged a fee for its service."

According to the government, that runs afoul of U.S. money laundering laws, which require payment companies like BitInstant to collect information about their customers, monitor their transactions, and report "suspicious" transactions to the government. Shrem failed to do this, the government says. Faiella is also facing charges.

Posted by: Clarence Darrow at January 28, 2014 09:37 AM (e8kgV)

225 140 Drink every time Obama refers to himself. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2014 01:34 PM (DmNpO) ************ That's just pure evil right there. Even The Irish in Cleveland would not survive that.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 28, 2014 09:37 AM (RJMhd)

226 So a lot like The Grammies then. Posted by: WalrusRex at January 28, 2014 01:20 PM (Hx5uv) Without Katy Perry trying to raise Satan is the big difference

Posted by: MikeH at January 28, 2014 09:37 AM (ZdA3v)

227 Screw the liveblog. Just have a post with running updates. Fun! Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 28, 2014 01:37 PM (da5Wo) You'd barrel yourself in 5 minutes.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 28, 2014 09:37 AM (GaqMa)

228 Do anything else to kill time before Justified comes on.

Posted by: JWF at January 28, 2014 09:38 AM (1l37M)

229 I think I'll read some Hardy Boys books tonight. I know this isn't a book thread, but all hockey fan Morons should consider reading Bobby Orr's new bio, which is what I'll be finishing after I can't take any more STFU speechifying. I think he might be the most humble professional athlete ever. Pretty interesting glimpse into what it's like getting signed into pro sports as a 14-year-old.

Posted by: jakeman at January 28, 2014 09:38 AM (vH4YP)

230 Posted by: alexthechick - Please SMOD. Just for me? at January 28, 2014 01:37 PM (VtjlW) If you haven't, don't go looking for my comments in the previous thread. At least, not without packing supplies first.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 28, 2014 09:38 AM (PYAXX)

231 160 We've already invented a new game for the SOTU. It's called "Pee on the TV." Although drinking will definitely help. Plugged in & on? Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2014 01:36 PM (ndIek) Us, or the TV?

Posted by: Bob Gameboy at January 28, 2014 09:38 AM (DrC22)

232 You sure about that?

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2014 01:35 PM (343t9)


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Sssshhhhhhhh..... forget it.  He's rolling.

Posted by: Boon at January 28, 2014 09:38 AM (nELVU)

233 Heh... alcohol poisoning alert. No thanks, I wanna live long enough to see him in an orange jumpsuit.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 28, 2014 09:38 AM (lJaja)

234 >>>Yeah, the original Boyd would have just iced that Russian chick straight off. Why take chances? yeah... everyone loves that Boyd has moral lines and a code, and that's what makes him more interesting that your ordinary scumbag villain, but he's *so* virtuous most of the time he's really mostly just a Hero. A Hero who effs up occasionally, but a Hero. And I kind of want him to be a Hero, but... he's gotta show the bad side too. Otherwise, Art Mullen might as well just make it official and give him a Deputy's star.

Posted by: ace at January 28, 2014 09:38 AM (/FnUH)

235 True Detective

-

Bad news for Marty Hart. Bodacious Tatas has broken it off and Marty's wife is none to pleased with him either.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 28, 2014 09:38 AM (Hx5uv)

236 I was thinking about making some liberals right about me being a violent alcoholic right winger - if I watch scfoamf tonight they will all be correct

Posted by: Chelsea Danger at January 28, 2014 09:38 AM (mHol2)

237 We're definitely getting a clue.

Posted by: The Hardly Boys at January 28, 2014 09:38 AM (LAN8Y)

238
All I need to know about the SOTU is from back in 2005 after Bush was reelected. W gave his speech and the Searchlight Strangler gave a TV response saying "Congratulations on your reelection, Mr President. Now you need to compromise with us."

What a cockholster.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2014 09:39 AM (TIIx5)

239 Enough already.

Posted by: America's Liver at January 28, 2014 09:39 AM (MMC8r)

240 Hardcore Pawn is an alternative.

Posted by: Ohiovoter at January 28, 2014 09:39 AM (ylljg)

241 I'll just go ahead and do my bit... BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2014 09:39 AM (659DL)

242 I drink, therefore I am.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 28, 2014 09:39 AM (0HooB)

243 >>>King Ghidorah is fantastic. he's got a cool roar (really more of a weird sci-fi trill).

Posted by: ace at January 28, 2014 09:39 AM (/FnUH)

244 Tonight,  Obummer will once again demonstrate that he took wrong turn in the pipe.

Posted by: Andy Dufresne at January 28, 2014 09:39 AM (Pr6hk)

245 And if he gives a shout out to that fucking Stalin lover, Seeger, just chug the entire bottle.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 28, 2014 01:19 PM (E4MKN)




Barry will mention his fellow traveler

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2014 09:39 AM (1Jaio)

246

Max Perlich played the Detroit guy, he was on Homicide Life On the Streets too.

Posted by: Puncher at January 28, 2014 09:40 AM (LhAqq)

247 Bibo ergo sum.

Posted by: Soppy Descartes at January 28, 2014 09:40 AM (DrC22)

248 Get ready for...uhhh....duhhh...uhhh...summer of recovery, I I,I,I Me, Me, Me

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 28, 2014 09:40 AM (nTgAI)

249 Barry will mention his typical white grandparents' fellow traveler

Posted by: HR at January 28, 2014 09:40 AM (ZKzrr)

250 I think Gutfeld forgot one: "Let me be clear"

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 28, 2014 09:40 AM (RLdcX)

251 look, wingnuts, can you finally let Obama be clear!!!!!?

Posted by: oeJay44incday endorses Cotton Mather Night Rider Puritan Holy War on Strumpets and Wastrels at January 28, 2014 09:40 AM (QxSug)

252

Killing an actual innocent -

To be fair, Boyd does not spend a great deal of time in areas where innocents hang out.   

 

As for Boyd's changing psyche (Nazi, Religion, Regular Guy w/ Explosives in Mine, Current incarnation) - I figure this season is one where Boyd struggles with having to work with a much larger territory than he had before - having lieutenants and such.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 28, 2014 09:41 AM (NQyj0)

253 I'll just go ahead and do my bit...

BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT

-

You could make a conga line with that.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 28, 2014 09:41 AM (Hx5uv)

254 I'm thinking of replaying the Grammys.

Posted by: Paul McCartney at January 28, 2014 09:41 AM (DrC22)

255 Barry will declare drinking games based on his SOTU to be racist

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2014 09:41 AM (1Jaio)

256 "Some say" Yeah, I want everyone dead.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2014 09:41 AM (659DL)

257 Some say we should let those less well off than us die in the streets, and employ their orphaned children to collect and burn their putrid corpses.......

Posted by: somesay at January 28, 2014 09:41 AM (NaTky)

258 YOU LIE!!!

Posted by: Joe Wilson at January 28, 2014 09:42 AM (LAN8Y)

259 I was in Tokyo at a very young age and those use to be rolling on the TV--I don't remember the plot lines-- but the screeching is seared--seared in my memory. Somehow reminds me of Hillary. rrreeeeawwwwwaaaaarr!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 28, 2014 09:42 AM (RJMhd)

260 I noted in dead thread that: that the GOP's tepid resistance to obama is the worst thing ever, can you imagine how they'll take it if,when GOP gets some confidence in their beliefs and starts taking on Obama head to head, including disagree with the "roads=jobs" bs we've been subjected to since 2008*. * indeed, note how light "our" side has criticized obama while the media and friends have reacted like the GOP is in full scale war. Can you imagine the shriekery if we get the Senate and put Cruz in charge? Why...it'd be 1994 all over again. And, lo, 1994 was good.** ** indeed, all of Clinton's accomplishments are how you say, appropriations of the GOP successes in that era.

Posted by: oeJay44incday endorses Cotton Mather Night Rider Puritan Holy War on Strumpets and Wastrels at January 28, 2014 09:42 AM (QxSug)

261 You know who was the perfect scumbag villian? Jack Welker, the Neo-Nazi, (played by Michael Bowen) in Breaking Bad. Smart enough and ruthless enough, without a trace of humanity.

Posted by: toby928© at January 28, 2014 09:42 AM (QupBk)

262 Barry?  He's a pussy.

Posted by: Bashar al Assad at January 28, 2014 09:42 AM (Pr6hk)

263 villian villain, whatever

Posted by: toby928© at January 28, 2014 09:43 AM (QupBk)

264 I guess I picked the wrong month to stop smokin rope NRCC is doing auto recorded calls now No doubt so they can avoid the 'feedback' the remnants of the middle class would like to give them

Posted by: ginaswo at January 28, 2014 09:43 AM (SI/uf)

265 There are those who say...whereas I say let's pick the prudent path...let's hire a bunch of overpaid, underperforming federal workers to sift through your life's data and taxes.

Posted by: oeJay44incday endorses Cotton Mather Night Rider Puritan Holy War on Strumpets and Wastrels at January 28, 2014 09:43 AM (QxSug)

266 Yeah, I was cheering all through that yesterday on The Five. Took Gut forever to get to "letting him be clear" but he did get there.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 28, 2014 09:43 AM (7ObY1)

267 190 Max Perlich played the Detroit guy, he was on Homicide Life On the Streets too. Posted by: Puncher at January 28, 2014 01:40 PM (LhAqq) Yeah, I like him. Wish he worked more.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 28, 2014 09:43 AM (E4MKN)

268 You Lie!!!! signed, XXOO Obama 2008, waiting on line by line budget review

Posted by: oeJay44incday endorses Cotton Mather Night Rider Puritan Holy War on Strumpets and Wastrels at January 28, 2014 09:43 AM (QxSug)

269 The SOTUA will be gayer than the Grammy's

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 28, 2014 09:44 AM (Pr6hk)

270 Gutfeld fires the opening salvo in the war on EVERYONE!


Help!  Barry!  Save us!!!!

Or Hillary.  Whoever.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 28, 2014 09:44 AM (BZAd3)

271 Hardcore Pawn is an alternative. I read that as Pr0n & thought, "Yes. Yes it is".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2014 09:44 AM (ndIek)

272 205 Yeah, he made that role very believable.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 28, 2014 09:44 AM (LSJmV)

273 You Lie!!!! signed, XXOO Obama 2012, waiting on his 100K teachers to revive the economy.

Posted by: oeJay44incday endorses Cotton Mather Night Rider Puritan Holy War on Strumpets and Wastrels at January 28, 2014 09:44 AM (QxSug)

274 Who's gonna win the Gangha Bowl?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2014 09:44 AM (LAN8Y)

275 Everytime he says limited government, cut domestic spending, or rich people are our greatest resource I'll take a drink. I want to stay completely sober.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 28, 2014 09:44 AM (1Y+hH)

276 "The annual State of the Union pageant is a hideous, dispiriting, ugly, monotonous, un-American, un-republican, anti-democratic, dreary, backward, monarchical, retch-inducing, depressing, shameful, crypto-imperial display of official self-aggrandizement and piteous toadying, a black Mass during which every unholy order of teacup totalitarian and cringing courtier gathers under the towering dome of a faux-Roman temple to listen to a speech with no content given by a man with no content, to rise and to be seated as is called for by the order of worship — it is a wonder they have not started genuflecting — with one wretched representative of their number squirreled away in some well-upholstered Washington hidey-hole in order to preserve the illusion that those gathered constitute a special class of humanity without whom we could not live." EPIC!!! That is teh awesome.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 28, 2014 09:44 AM (7ObY1)

277 Fifth year in a row: "High speed rail" "Win the future"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2014 09:44 AM (659DL)

278 The appropriate drink for mocking POTUS? White Russian

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2014 09:44 AM (DmNpO)

279 Boyd needs to get the rocket launcher back out.

Posted by: DangerGirl Telecommunications at January 28, 2014 09:44 AM (Lo5Rt)

280 Took Gut forever to get to "letting him be clear" but he did get there. *** he did,did he? that's awesome

Posted by: oeJay44incday endorses Cotton Mather Night Rider Puritan Holy War on Strumpets and Wastrels at January 28, 2014 09:45 AM (QxSug)

281 I'll be watching #3 Sparty at #10 Iowa 6pm on ESPN much better entertainment GO HAWKS!!!

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at January 28, 2014 09:45 AM (OZtuG)

282 I say nothing!  I say nothing!

Posted by: Barry 'Sgt Schultz' Soetoro at January 28, 2014 09:45 AM (Pr6hk)

283 Some say we should let those less well off than us die in the streets, and employ their orphaned children to collect and burn their putrid corpses....... At $10.10 an hour.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2014 09:46 AM (ndIek)

284 Yeah, I messed that up. Animal Farm. Damned good writer, poor soul died of TB.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 28, 2014 09:46 AM (l3vZN)

285
The thing I never got about the SOTU no matter who was that they release the transcript before to give the media something to talk about. 

Why ever watch?  I'll skip this one also.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2014 09:46 AM (n0DEs)

286 202 YOU LIE!!!
Posted by: Joe Wilson at January 28, 2014 01:42 PM (LAN8Y)
You die, Joe.

Posted by: Japanese soldier hiding in a cave on Guam at January 28, 2014 09:46 AM (F75MN)

287 I am unable to stomach listening to the messiah's jive talk. I would rather listen to 100 rabid monkeys being stripped to the bone by 100 piranhacondas.

Posted by: Angel with a sword at January 28, 2014 09:46 AM (hpgw1)

288 I think I'll read some Hardy Boys books tonight. I always thought ol' Frank and Joe were just a little too happy to always run off on their girlfriends to spend time with their close chums, Chet and Biff. OK, I'm just riffing on the old Nat'l Lampoon "Hardly Boys" satire.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 28, 2014 09:46 AM (7ObY1)

289 I've got $ the GOP stands and applauds when Owebama calls for 'bringing hardworking immigrants out of the shadows' (It's Monopoly money but that's all I've got. On plus side, white winged dove Yellen hyperdrive printing will devalue greenbacks so fast my fake dollars will be par by April)

Posted by: ginaswo at January 28, 2014 09:47 AM (SI/uf)

290 SOTUA?  We're gonna need a bigger cesspool

Posted by: Chief Brodie at January 28, 2014 09:47 AM (Pr6hk)

291 I'm hollowing out the bowl on the bong to hold at least a bushel.  The game tonight is one toke every time SCOAMT utters "I".


I predict February will likely disappear down the memory hole.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 28, 2014 09:47 AM (BZAd3)

292

Rep. Bridenstine from OK invited slain Navy SEAL Tyrone Wood's father Charles to the SOTU tonight.

 

My kingdom to have Woods call bullshit on the SCOAMF.

Posted by: Cheri at January 28, 2014 09:47 AM (G+Wff)

293 Let's see, I can watch the SOTU and get wasted thankyouverymuchgreggutfield, or I can get stoned and spend a couple hours playing keyboards.

1) Get drunk listening to Obama or 2) get stoned playing awesome Celtic and English country dance music.

For those of you who don't viscerally get the difference between the two options:

This is option 2:  http://tinyurl.com/mjke5xs

This is option 1:  http://tinyurl.com/lbru8rg

Posted by: SFGoth at January 28, 2014 09:47 AM (lNjRD)

294 Rep. Bridenstine from OK invited slain Navy SEAL Tyrone Wood's father Charles to the SOTU tonight. My kingdom to have Woods call bullshit on the SCOAMF. *** No way. Charles Woods' class and calm through it all has been an inspiration.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2014 09:48 AM (DmNpO)

295 What we need is legislation against gravity. 'Cause gravity is a stone cold bitch.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at January 28, 2014 09:48 AM (JQuNB)

296

>>>Tonight we're going to just have an Open Thread on the SOTU

 

O cmon, Post the last SOTU thread. Put at the end a challenge to name what's new.

Posted by: Bigby's Cuervo-Pounding Hands at January 28, 2014 09:48 AM (3ZtZW)

297 Pray that I alter the deal no further.

Posted by: Darth Soetoro at January 28, 2014 09:49 AM (Pr6hk)

298
I sooooo want to see Scalia shoot spitballs at Roberts through a McDonalds straw at Roberts.

Then......  when the camera pans in ...... he mouths the words..... "this is all .....YOUR..... fault"

Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2014 09:49 AM (nELVU)

299 235 I'm hollowing out the bowl on the bong to hold at least a bushel. The game tonight is one toke every time SCOAMT utters "I". Since I don't live in Colorado, I only have some crappy ditch weed right now. Think I'll rely on some Angry Orchard hard cider and maybe just a few bongloads.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 28, 2014 09:49 AM (7ObY1)

300 Dear God: my liver went on vacation from me just reading that.

Posted by: physics geek at January 28, 2014 09:49 AM (MT22W)

301 By the time the prez comes on, I plan on being dead.


Asleep that is. I've still got my job, and I'm  not only supporting myself but God knows how many other people I'm not related to.


So I'm gonna miss tonight's waste of TV energy. Gotta work tomorrow.

Posted by: HH at January 28, 2014 09:49 AM (XXwdv)

302 It's a tax.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2014 09:49 AM (LAN8Y)

303  Boyd needs to get the rocket launcher back out.

Posted by: DangerGirl Telecommunications at January 28, 2014 01:44 PM (Lo5Rt)

 

 

---------------------------------------------

 

 

I liked him best when he was the religious explosives expert.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2014 09:49 AM (AIfv5)

304
The gay ex-basketball player is going to be there. Is he going to distract the hell out of Prezzy Choom and make Reggie jealous as hell

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2014 09:49 AM (1Jaio)

305 Don't bother watching the Prez, don't bother listening to That F'n guy. Just read the transcript and read what people who know what they are talking about say about the speech.

BECAUSE EVERYTHING OBAMA SAYS WILL BE A LIE.

Obama is not raising the minimum wage. He is directing bureaucrats to only accept contracts where labor gets paid $10.10 or more. Friends of democrats who get federal contracts. Obama is telling his kronies to bid contracts with their labor priced at $10.10 or more. Anyone who submits a lower bid will not get the contract.

Everything else Obama says will be similar, sounds like a big deal that really isn't.
Obama lies, democrats lie, his voters lie. They live in a dream world. They're delusional. Don't waste your time listening to them, talking to them, trying to persuade them, trying to reason with them because they live in a fantasy world.

Posted by: Some guy who lives south of the bridge at January 28, 2014 09:50 AM (eZr4P)

306 There are some funny things that get posted on facebutt. Saw a photo that showed this anarchist grafitto in red: SPREAD ANARCHY It had been marked through with with black paint and a message was added beneath: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!

Posted by: Meremortal at January 28, 2014 09:51 AM (1Y+hH)

307 Tonight on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives we'll be eating the largest shit sandwich in the history of America

Posted by: Guy Fieri at January 28, 2014 09:51 AM (Pr6hk)

308 I need to one-up the Grammys. Can I perform a gay marriage at the SOTU?

Posted by: Your President at January 28, 2014 09:52 AM (NaTky)

309 Someone should put a real red carpet down. And, no, I won't be watching. Netflix is my friend. No commercials, no reference to the JEF, no distractions. If by some wonderful chance, the networks get hacked and flashes Choomboy Red, or the GOP finds a spine and does something of importance, it will be all over youtube tomorrow.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 28, 2014 09:52 AM (IXrOn)

310 Ultimately the tax payer will bankroll SCoaMF's generosity on the minimum wage.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2014 09:52 AM (LAN8Y)

311 I'll be watching at least long enough to hear him talk about global warming, er climate change, on a day when record low temperatures are being set in virtually every state in the union.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2014 09:52 AM (g1DWB)

312 Being a mediocre pro basketball player who enjoys having sex with other men is pretty much like being Rosa Parks.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 28, 2014 09:52 AM (ZshNr)

313 I plan on ranking up in Battlefield 4. F-TFG.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at January 28, 2014 09:52 AM (9Bdcz)

314 Alright, time to talk Obamacare!!!

Posted by: Hipster in Pajamas at January 28, 2014 09:53 AM (Pr6hk)

315 I'm just now watching Justified. Found the first 5 seasons on Amazon Prime and I'm going through it. In the middle of season 3 now.  its eh-good

Posted by: Bigby's Cuervo-Pounding Hands at January 28, 2014 09:53 AM (3ZtZW)

316 "but he's *so* virtuous most of the time he's really mostly just a Hero." err, ace...he deals syndicate heroin to hillbillies and has committed more than one murder. He's a fascinating character and is played brilliantly, but he's not a hero. Raylan, despite his flaws, is really too noble and incorruptable to be put in the "anti-hero" mold.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 28, 2014 09:53 AM (e/9tl)

317 Is he still black? He said that's the only reason I disagree with him. So if he's still black, no need to watch.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 28, 2014 09:54 AM (1Y+hH)

318 People of America, do I have a cocktail for you.

Posted by: Jack Kevorkian at January 28, 2014 09:54 AM (Pr6hk)

319 I will have you wignuts soused 5 minutes in.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 28, 2014 09:54 AM (Dwehj)

320 I think it's been arranged to have Lena Dunham streak the SOTU.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2014 09:54 AM (AIfv5)

321 248
The gay ex-basketball player is going to be there. Is he going to distract the hell out of Prezzy Choom and make Reggie jealous as hell

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2014 01:49 PM (1Jaio)


Yeah, I have this fantasy in which Reggie catches Barry making eyes at the basketball player during the speech, then jumps up, screams "You stop that you bitch!" and stomps out. But then I'm a weird guy.

Posted by: joncelli at January 28, 2014 09:54 AM (RD7QR)

322 247

Religious explosives?  Like my green bean, cauliflower, and Spam casserole?

Posted by: Mindy at January 28, 2014 09:55 AM (mQwL2)

323 its eh-good Posted by: Bigby's Cuervo-Pounding Hands at January 28, 2014 01:53 PM (3ZtZW) Choose your next words carefully, communist.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2014 09:55 AM (659DL)

324 When do we get the bread and circuses?

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at January 28, 2014 09:55 AM (JQuNB)

325 Beckel seems to be losing his sh*t listening to Greg and Co. these days. Greg tries to diffuse...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 28, 2014 09:55 AM (IXrOn)

326 My friends in Montenegro have Justified posted all the way to the third episode of season five.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2014 09:55 AM (LAN8Y)

327 I've got a dvd of two dogs fucking I'll watch that instead of this lying,mewling,quim.
Fuck him and his state of the coup.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 28, 2014 09:55 AM (78GBd)

328 So my next cellmate is going to be on TV tonight?

Posted by: Kwame Kilpatrick at January 28, 2014 09:55 AM (Pr6hk)

329 Posted by: UGAdawg at January 28, 2014 01:53 PM (e/9tl) I don't watch, so I really don't know the answer to this question: Do they show him doing those things (and, especially w/ the heroin- the effects), or do they just tell about him doing those things? From an audience perception standpoint, those are two very different things. If you show him doing that all the time, then they'll realize he's a villain. If they just talk about it- and then what they *show* is all justified killing of people even worse than him- he'll be seen as a hero.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 28, 2014 09:56 AM (PYAXX)

330 I would need heroin in order to watch it.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone (@MoxieMom on twitter) at January 28, 2014 09:56 AM (x9ASp)

331 No way. Charles Woods' class and calm through it all has been an inspiration.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

 

Absolutely agree NDH.  I guess I am dreaming of some public humiliation for the liar and the witch Hillary.

Posted by: Cheri at January 28, 2014 09:56 AM (G+Wff)

332

Drinking during the SOTU isn't actually accomplishing anything or presenting any actual solution.  You're just engaging in shallow unconsidered whining.

Posted by: Hollowhead at January 28, 2014 09:56 AM (LI48c)

333 I think it's been arranged to have Lena Dunham streak the SOTU. Oh, I get it. We hurl, so we can get drunk all over again. Lena, the Human Feather.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 28, 2014 09:57 AM (0HooB)

334 To hear JEF or any other democrat talk about 'income inequality' while in the capitol city of the Whore Kingdom is like hearing a vulture-hyena hybrid decry scavengers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 28, 2014 09:57 AM (cxs6V)

335 State of the Union?  You mean that movie with Will Smith and Gene Hackman?

Posted by: LIV at January 28, 2014 09:57 AM (Pr6hk)

336
When is he gonna get me the hell out of this damned hut?

Posted by: Brother 404 at January 28, 2014 09:57 AM (Dwehj)

337 "This will be the same SOTU he's given now four (or is it five?) times before, except with a little more emphasis on income inequality"

I'll throw my previous prediction out again here, which is that the official Republican SOTU responses will say absolutely nothing to contrast the champagne socialism and limousine liberalism and luxury-resort progressivism of the Obamas themselves with Obama's malarkey about income inequality.

Because liberals insist that it's rayciss to notice and comment on such things, and if there's one thing the Republican Party is absolutely deep in the bone terrified of, it's being called rayciss.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 28, 2014 09:57 AM (gqT4g)

338 I'd watch if he'd have a drone flying around the room spitting fire and scaring the hell out of everybody.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 28, 2014 09:58 AM (1Y+hH)

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 28, 2014 09:58 AM (6H6o8)

340 I'm going to be drunker 'n a skunk on that firewater 10 minutes into Obozo's speech if I follow this rule. The last truthful thing said in an Obama State of the Union Address was Joe Wilson's outraged cry "You lie" maybe four or five years ago. Wilson was right--but all the pantywaist little pishers of pundits had an outbreak of "civility psoriasis".

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 28, 2014 09:58 AM (wdHk6)

341 Ha!  I'm as empty headed as Obama!

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 28, 2014 09:58 AM (6H6o8)

342 I'm just now watching Justified. Found the first 5 seasons on Amazon Prime and I'm going through it. In the middle of season 3 now. its eh-good Posted by: Bigby's Cuervo-Pounding Hands at January 28, 2014 01:53 PM (3ZtZW) Watched Rectify on Netflix. What a tripster. Started watching Vikings. Meh, not so impressed, even tho 8.6 on IMDB. The language is off. Just got through a few episodes, so far.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 28, 2014 09:58 AM (IXrOn)

343 Weaponized Stupidity: MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell Claims Iran Was “An American Ally” Before Bush’s “Axis of Evil” Comment… Yes, really. Weasel Zippers: Old, stupid and ugly is bad combination

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2014 09:58 AM (t3UFN)

344 I just realized that I'm an episode behind on Justified and since I'm working from the man-cave, I think I'll put it on.

Posted by: toby928© at January 28, 2014 09:58 AM (QupBk)

345

>>>Choose your next words carefully, communist.

 

Who the fuck are you calling ommunist, dick-weasel?

Posted by: Bigby's Cuervo-Pounding Hands at January 28, 2014 09:58 AM (3ZtZW)

346 I'd rather watch the old Judge Judy episodes on my DVR than the SOTU (because I'm currently on the wagon and would fall off at the speed of light if I saw that SOTU).

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 28, 2014 09:59 AM (6H6o8)

347 Gutfeld didn't mention "high speed rail"?  What's up with that?

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2014 09:59 AM (JBggj)

348 if these are the rules we are gonna have to start drinking now where is the preferred Moron rehab center?

Posted by: thunderb at January 28, 2014 09:59 AM (zOTsN)

349

I wish conservatives would just start laughing out loud every time the JEF starts making another BS claim, then get up and walk out while waving him off dismissively. That thin skinned little prick would become apoplectic.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 28, 2014 10:00 AM (WCi6Q)

350 SOTU... talk about jerking-off in public

Posted by: Paul Ruebens at January 28, 2014 10:00 AM (Pr6hk)

351 I have a link to all the Justifieds for free. You just have to watch a 30 second commercial per episode.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2014 10:00 AM (LAN8Y)

352 where is the preferred Moron rehab center? Posted by: thunderb at January 28, 2014 01:59 PM (zOTsN) The Bar on Broadway and 86th Street

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2014 10:00 AM (t3UFN)

353 Hubby and I are having a Harry Potter movie fest this week. Tonight is The Prisoner of Azkaban. No way am I changing my schedule to watch the World's Biggest Gasbag reading his teleprompter.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 28, 2014 10:00 AM (4Chvm)

354 Gutfeld didn't mention "high speed rail"? What's up with that? Isn't "high speed rail" more a Joey Choo-choo thing?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 28, 2014 10:00 AM (PYAXX)

355 where is the preferred Moron rehab center? Posted by: thunderb at January 28, 2014 01:59 PM (zOTsN) The Dew Drop Inn, uptown.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 28, 2014 10:01 AM (1Y+hH)

356 Kamikaze shots? Black Russians? Evil Death Mix? 1/2 oz Everclear® alcohol 1/2 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur 1/2 oz 151 proof rum

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 28, 2014 10:01 AM (IXrOn)

357
Livin' the dream, baby!

Posted by: Aunt 404 at January 28, 2014 10:01 AM (Dwehj)

358 I demand Soma. Demand, I say!

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at January 28, 2014 10:01 AM (JQuNB)

359 You couldn't pay me to watch it.

My time is my time and I've only so much to waste on people who are less than me.


Posted by: RoyalOil at January 28, 2014 10:01 AM (VjL9S)

360

>>>Started watching Vikings. Meh, not so impressed, even tho 8.6 on IMDB. The language is off. Just got through a few episodes, so far.

 

Huh. That one looked interesting.

Posted by: Bigby's Cuervo-Pounding Hands at January 28, 2014 10:01 AM (3ZtZW)

361 Hollowhead @ 277 - Tough shit.  You have some big solution to listening to the President of the US lie to the country repeatedly, thwart the Constitution, and act like a petty tyrant?

Posted by: Cheri at January 28, 2014 10:01 AM (G+Wff)

362 Is Justified worth watching?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2014 10:01 AM (LAN8Y)

363 what if he drops a "malaise" type gaffe?

Posted by: thunderb at January 28, 2014 10:02 AM (zOTsN)

364 SOTU....  I suspect Barry will take enough liberties with The Children, that it will make even me blush

Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 28, 2014 10:02 AM (Pr6hk)

365 Is Justified worth watching? harrumph

Posted by: toby928© at January 28, 2014 10:02 AM (QupBk)

366 Yeesh.  I think Gutfeld's written the whole speech.

Posted by: Raddler at January 28, 2014 10:02 AM (Xv7f/)

367 As per an observation by Mark Twain, humanity's most effective weapon is laughter.  We need to quit dignifying Obama's blatherings with the legitimization of debate and make with the pointing and laughing.

Posted by: Cato at January 28, 2014 10:03 AM (i+Vw2)

368 Tonight is The Prisoner of Azkaban The last one before the books just got Too Big. Goblet, OotP, & Half-blood Prince really each needed to be 2 movies, and Deathly Hallows could easily have been 3. Heck, Deathly Hallows could easily have been 2 separate books...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 28, 2014 10:03 AM (PYAXX)

369 new SOTU post

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2014 10:03 AM (DmNpO)

370 Is Justified worth watching?

Yes. I'm the Boyd Crowder of politics.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 28, 2014 10:03 AM (Dwehj)

371 We should send a case of Rosey and a stack of Dixie cups to the DNC, 'cause they're going to need 'em.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2014 10:03 AM (JBggj)

372 Hey, have I ever told you the one about the Shove-Ready Jobs?

Posted by: Shecky Soetoro at January 28, 2014 10:03 AM (Pr6hk)

373 Back in the Day when I was known as the "Hammer of the Track." My roommate and I would drink 2 quarts of Gateraid the night before a race. This is well past my drinking limit, But I will drink water to see how much someone would drink, to do this.

Posted by: Picric at January 28, 2014 10:04 AM (QnQ+g)

374  Gutfeld didn't mention "high speed rail"? What's up with that?

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2014 01:59 PM (JBggj)

 

 

-----------------------------------------------

 

 

Dear Leader knows that if high-speed rail is mentioned, ole Joe will start running up and down the aisles making  locomotive noises.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2014 10:04 AM (AIfv5)

375 308 what if he drops a "malaise" type gaffe?

He's a walking malaise gaffe

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at January 28, 2014 10:04 AM (Pr6hk)

376 Weaponized Stupidity: MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell Claims Iran Was “An American Ally” Before Bush’s “Axis of Evil” Comment… Face palm

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2014 10:04 AM (659DL)

377

>>>Is Justified worth watching?

 

Sure. I'm neither southern nor a cop/crime TV fan but it appeals despite that.

Posted by: Bigby's Cuervo-Pounding Hands at January 28, 2014 10:05 AM (3ZtZW)

378 307 Is Justified worth watching? I wouldn't rag on it.

Posted by: Caliban at January 28, 2014 10:06 AM (DrC22)

379 Except Duck Dynasty everything on Cable is available for free on a stream. It must be legit. My local Power Company is running ads on it even.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2014 10:06 AM (LAN8Y)

380 "what if he drops a "malaise" type gaffe?"



Oh, like THAT would be reported!



Posted by: HH at January 28, 2014 10:06 AM (XXwdv)

381 Dear Leader knows that if high-speed rail is mentioned, ole Joe will start running up and down the aisles making locomotive noises. Posted by: Soona

That would be awesome.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2014 10:06 AM (JBggj)

382 where is the preferred Moron rehab center? Under the bridge.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at January 28, 2014 10:06 AM (QF8uk)

383 It would be hilarious if during Obama's populist ranting about income inequality, the camera panned to various Democrats and telestrated their net worth and other factoids about their wealth; like they do for the broadcast of the Miss America contest.   Something like this.

Nancy Pelosi - Net worth: $196 million; Spends Christmas at the $10,000 a night Four Seasons Resort Hualalai in Kona,Hawaii, or

Harry Reid - Net worth: $10 million. Amassed a $10 million fortune while never earning an annual salary of more than $190,000, or

Sen. Jay Rockefeller - Net worth - $80 million. Inherited fortune from oil industry that he says is supposedly devastating the climate, or

Tom Harkin - Net worth - $7million.  Much of Tom's wealth is invested in Conoco stock. He also says oil companies are evil.

Secretary of State John Kerry - Net worth (with spouse) - $1 billion plus. Docks his $7 million, 72 foot luxury yacht in Rhode Island to avoid Massachusetts taxes, or Michelle Obama - Net worth (with spouse) - $7 million.  Her last vacation cost taxpayers a $1 million.  Got a 250 percent raise in her no-show hospital job within a week of her husband being elected to the United States Senate.  Her employer  then became the beneficiary of her husband's first million dollar earmark request. 

Posted by: Guyert at January 28, 2014 10:07 AM (Xv7f/)

384 There could still be some entertainment value to the SOTA.  JEF could be totally whacked on blow, and begin his speech by giving shout outs to the dead guys in the balcony.  The MSNBC commentators will bend over backward to acknowledge that JEF is better at channeling the dead than the Long Island Medium, thus proving he really *is* the chosen one.
The entire FoxNews audience will sigh at the same time, proving the "butterfly flapping it's wings" hypothesis, resulting in a gale force wind halfway across the planet that leaves the citizens of Oslo without power and running water.

Or not.

Posted by: the guy who left his computer unlocked and went to lunch at January 28, 2014 10:07 AM (5OEha)

385 318 Back in the Day when I was known as the "Hammer of the Track." My roommate and I would drink 2 quarts of Gateraid the night before a race. This is well past my drinking limit, But I will drink water to see how much someone would drink, to do this. Posted by: Picric at January 28, 2014 02:04 PM (QnQ+g) Two quarts isn't bad. But remember excess intake of water will screw up your electrolytes and kill you.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 28, 2014 10:07 AM (E4MKN)

386 Or you could just do ten sits up or ten jumping jacks or ten abdominal crunches. You may hurdt like hell in the morning, but it probably won't kill you like the drinking games would. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2014 10:09 AM (7kkQJ)

387 312 As per an observation by Mark Twain, humanity's most effective weapon is laughter. We need to quit dignifying Obama's blatherings with the legitimization of debate and make with the pointing and laughing. That would be the deepest cut of all to President Historic First.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 28, 2014 10:10 AM (4Chvm)

388 Instead of the SOTU, try "El Gringo" on HBO/Showtime/on of those channels. It should get a prize for body count.

Posted by: jwest at January 28, 2014 10:11 AM (u2a4R)

389

I am watching Downton Abbey re-runs.     The episode where the beautiful and demure Lady Mary fucks a Turkish diplomat to death and then dragoons her maid and her mother into helping her stash the corpse.  

A perfect metaphor for Obama's foreign policy and domestic policy and the feckless media.

Posted by: Hibrow at January 28, 2014 10:12 AM (Xv7f/)

390 I think I'll just watch Populaire again.

Déborah François, Bérénice Bejo and a happy ending.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2014 10:14 AM (JBggj)

391   332 312 As per an observation by Mark Twain, humanity's most effective weapon is laughter. We need to quit dignifying Obama's blatherings with the legitimization of debate and make with the pointing and laughing.



That would be the deepest cut of all to President Historic First.   ***   Great idea.   What about this?  During one of his dramatic pauses, I'll shout  "You lie".     It'll be great.   Media'll eat it up.

Posted by: Joe Wilson at January 28, 2014 10:16 AM (Xv7f/)

392

Whenever I read "SOTU"  I think, "STFU".

Posted by: Lauken at January 28, 2014 10:18 AM (Xv7f/)

393

 

Well, pinko commie Pete Seeger is dead and so will miss the speech,  so there's that.

Posted by: Raspail at January 28, 2014 10:19 AM (Xv7f/)

394 another SOTU drinking game?

My liver just leaped from my ass, grew legs and headed for the door.

Posted by: tedrush@ymail.com at January 28, 2014 10:21 AM (x3YFz)

395

I don't drink, but I'm tempted to start, and I thought of a much simpler drinking game for the SOTU:

1)  When the President enters the chamber, start drinking

2)  Continue drinking heavily until a new President is sworn in

Posted by: john1v6 at January 28, 2014 10:22 AM (KtgDI)

396 Agreed, SCREW him.  Don't waste your energy on him.

Posted by: Draki at January 28, 2014 10:22 AM (L8r/r)

397 Not watching. I'm going to go teach ESL instead.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 56% more DOOM! at January 28, 2014 10:23 AM (09o/X)

398

Boyd was supposed to die off in the 1st season remember when he was shot by his now wife at the dinner table.

 

Elmore Leonard intended him as the darker side of Raylan a glimpse into what Raylan would be if his limited morals were lost.

 

 

Posted by: Finn McCool at January 28, 2014 10:28 AM (xfPn3)

399 If you win the SOTU drinking game, does Gutfield buy you a new liver?

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at January 28, 2014 10:28 AM (5fSr7)

400 Sorry not shot by his now wife but by Raylan.

Posted by: Finn McCool at January 28, 2014 10:29 AM (xfPn3)

401 If only 30 or 40 house republicans would've voted for Obamacare.... it would be working perfectly if they had only voted the right way on that important bill..... damn republicans. They are only against me 'cause I'm black. Raycist!!1!!

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at January 28, 2014 10:49 AM (cK56K)

402 I will reduce income disparity by doing the same shit that has utterly failed for the last five years.

Posted by: President LowerExpectations at January 28, 2014 10:51 AM (MMC8r)

403 Whenever Iread "SOTU"I think, "STFU".

Hey, me too!

Posted by: President LowerExpectations at January 28, 2014 10:53 AM (MMC8r)

404 People actually still watch that dumb sonovabitch? Why? Everything that emanates from his pie hole is either a lie or comes with an expiration date. Scrooo him!

Posted by: Pelosi Schmelosi at January 28, 2014 11:17 AM (1pOrB)

405 I'm streaming the documentary "Mitt" at the very instant El Presidente strides onto the veranda and waves to the adoring crowds. Wouldn't it be cool if more people watched Mitt than the Shit?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 28, 2014 12:43 PM (QBm1P)

406 Can't imagine why I'd want to listen to a socialist arse-smear lie to me for 40 minutes... Good thing Archer is on Netflix.

Posted by: Anon at January 28, 2014 04:48 PM (Z9spM)

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