March 27, 2014

Hmmm... Democrats Immediately Seized Upon That Erroneous Koch/Keystone Article in the Post
— Ace

Gabe mentioned this at the end of the podcast last night.

You might remember that, last Friday, two Washington Post writers regurgitated a left-wing "activist" group's fanciful claim that the Koch Brothers were pushing for the Keystone pipeline, because of all their oil sands holdings in Alberta.

The article claimed that they were the biggest lessor of oil sands lands in the province, which is false. When Powerline called them on that, they responded by saying, basically, "Close enough."

The main thrust of their claim -- ignoring their mistatement of fact --is that the Koch brothers are lobbying hard for the Keystone pipeline, because Evil Oil People. The article glosses over tiny details like the fact that the Koch brothers are not in fact lobbying for the Keystone pipeline, as the pipeline would actually hurt them economically.

But the progressives hate the Koch brothers, and desperately need a pair of distracting bogeymen for this election cycle, and progressives hate the Keystone pipeline, so... unconnected dots must nevertheless be connected.

Now comes Powerline to report that promptly after the publication of this false report, Congressional Democrats issued the Koch brothers a menacing letter demanding they answer the question posed in the Washington Post's article.

To wit:

What is Koch Industries doing there?

Yes, Washington Post, what an interesting and probing question. What is an energy company doing leasing tar sands from which oil (also called "energy") can be extracted?

It's all terribly suspicious.

Powerline writes:

But it may have been even more political, and more nakedly partisan, than we suspected. Today Democratic Senator Sheldon Whitehouse and Democratic Congressman Henry Waxman wrote a letter to David Robertson, President and COO of Koch Industries. The DemocratsÂ’ letter was premised almost entirely on the Washington PostÂ’s discredited article; it repeatedly footnoted that article and the IFG report on which the Post story was based. The two Democrats concluded by requesting that Koch answer questions and produce a long series of documents relating in various ways to the Keystone pipeline.

The Democrats' questions -- hostile, prosecutorial, conspiratorial -- can only be characterized as implying wrongdoing.

If there are dots in need of connection, let's check these dots:

* Democratic politicians in dire need of an election-year distraction

* Far-left agitation groups funded by far-left donors -- by which I mean Democratic donors

* Usefully pliant writers in the "mainstream" media who are ready, willing, and eager to float whatever Conspiracy Balloon that crosses their transom

Yes, let's see some connect-the-dots analysis of that.

Cui bono?

Posted by: Ace at 08:39 AM | Comments (1020)
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1 Morning Boss!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 27, 2014 08:40 AM (si68n)

2 The Koch brothers knocked up my sister

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 27, 2014 08:41 AM (SY2Kh)

3 h8'ers gonna h8

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at March 27, 2014 08:41 AM (u8GsB)

4 The Koch brothers fracked my dog.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2014 08:41 AM (/FnUH)

5 You finally shake that hangover?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 27, 2014 08:41 AM (gBnkX)

6 If I were the Koch brothers, my response would be a copy of the Powerline article(s) debunking this. No more, just that.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 08:42 AM (qBtUE)

7 Erroneous Koch/Keystone Article - Gotta disagree with you there. That was no error. That is exactly what they intended.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 27, 2014 08:42 AM (XUKZU)

8 Pravda on the Potomac for the win!

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at March 27, 2014 08:42 AM (XaO9F)

9 I'd be worried about anyone NOT pushing for the pipeline.

Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning... at March 27, 2014 08:42 AM (1Y+hH)

10 The Koch brothers keyed my car.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 27, 2014 08:42 AM (6H6o8)

11 Just Democrats doing what Democrats do.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2014 08:42 AM (gOoFi)

12 Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?  Koch Brothers fault.



Little old lady got mutilated late last night?  Koch Brothers again.


Posted by: EC at March 27, 2014 08:43 AM (GQ8sn)

13 Incest.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2014 08:43 AM (IXrOn)

14 " The Koch brothers fracked my dog"

Thought that was a typo for a moment

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 27, 2014 08:43 AM (si68n)

15 If     they are going to    call it two minutes of hate, they should stick to the schedule

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2014 08:43 AM (eoeps)

16 "Fake but accurate..."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2014 08:43 AM (gOoFi)

17 And of course Democrats use the willing media as mouthpieces to push their agenda. That should be a shock to no one. The media must somehow be destroyed.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 08:43 AM (qBtUE)

18 FREE =@= THE PIPELINE! New bumpersticker, I like this one.

Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning... at March 27, 2014 08:43 AM (1Y+hH)

19 The Koch brothers drink the blood of infants and kill Chihuahuas for the fun of it.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 27, 2014 08:43 AM (6H6o8)

20 Little known fact:

The Koch brothers created the following devious process:

1) Create global warming
2) ...
3) Reap insane profits

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 27, 2014 08:43 AM (BZAd3)

21 *ahem*

Posted by: CabaList at March 27, 2014 08:44 AM (QupBk)

22 The Kochs gave me cancer.

Posted by: NCKate at March 27, 2014 08:44 AM (ImOr8)

23

This shit will continue  and escalate  until the left gets slapped down.  Hard.   If the GOP expects to survive the next election, its candidates need to punch back twice as hard at the media.  They need to be named and shamed at every opportunity as the propaganda tools they are.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 08:44 AM (zF6Iw)

24 The Koch brothers are responsible for my child being born naked.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at March 27, 2014 08:44 AM (0HooB)

25 FY.

/s/
David Robertson, President and COO of Koch Industries
====

That should be the proper response.

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 27, 2014 08:44 AM (VjL9S)

26 The Koch brothers made us see a crashing airplane

Posted by: Canary Island's Staff at March 27, 2014 08:45 AM (si68n)

27 The Koch Brothers saved me 15% on my car insurance!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2014 08:45 AM (ix+5k)

28 The Washington Post is just the in-house Democrat webzine at this point. It's like if WalMart put out a daily paper, The Writings on the Wal, The WalsMart Journal, and other wall- and or mart-based puns.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 27, 2014 08:45 AM (ZPrif)

29

The Koch brothers turned me into a newt.

 

 

I got better.

Posted by: Mud-spattered Villager at March 27, 2014 08:45 AM (eoeps)

30 The Koch Brothers wrote and directed the last five minutes of The Sopranos final episode.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 27, 2014 08:45 AM (SY2Kh)

31 The Koch brothers tried to use Twitter pics as policy.... Oh wait.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at March 27, 2014 08:45 AM (VdUx9)

32

Ehh......   The Coke brothers drank my soda?

 

I don't think I have the hang of this yet. 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2014 08:45 AM (TOk1P)

33 The Kochs are Bush's fault.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 08:45 AM (zF6Iw)

34 Cui bono? I'll take that question: the queef bone is connected to the oratory bone.

Posted by: Keef Olbermann at March 27, 2014 08:46 AM (FcR7P)

35 Why don't the Koch Bros hire somebody to break Harry Reid's knee caps or something?....if they are so terrible might as well live up to the rep.

Posted by: IrishEd at March 27, 2014 08:46 AM (D0NZx)

36 So, the plan is to distract the Koch Bros, and burn through their funds via legal response? Because, the latest study showed that no one knew who the Koch Bros were. If they don't know that Biden is VP (is he?), then they have no idea who the Koch's are.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2014 08:46 AM (IXrOn)

37 The Koch brothers deliberately used the IRS to target their political opponents.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 08:46 AM (qBtUE)

38 Heh, we gave 'em a Rorschach inkblot test and every single response was "oil spill".

Posted by: Seamus M. at March 27, 2014 08:46 AM (g4TxM)

39 The Koch brothers set me up

Posted by: Marion Berry at March 27, 2014 08:46 AM (si68n)

40 and kill Chihuahuas for the fun of it. In fairness, who among us has not choked the chihuahua? Let him cast the first stone.

Posted by: toby928© at March 27, 2014 08:46 AM (QupBk)

41 The Koch brothers injected stupid serum into the Washington D.C. water supply.


Little could they have imagined their success.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 27, 2014 08:46 AM (BZAd3)

42 Manziel pro-day splooge!

Posted by: Sports Geeks of America at March 27, 2014 08:46 AM (ZPrif)

43 The Washington Post and the New York Times are applicances. Nothing more.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2014 08:46 AM (659DL)

44 The Koch brothers left four Americans to die in Benghazi.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 08:46 AM (qBtUE)

45 1) Create global warming 2) ... 3) Reap insane profits Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 27, 2014 12:43 PM (BZAd3) You just accurately described Soros.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2014 08:47 AM (IXrOn)

46 The Koch brothers dropped a deuce in the toilet tank at my Pampered Chef party.

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 08:47 AM (MNq6o)

47 The media must somehow be destroyed. How is it that the leftards can twist and distort the law to suit their twisted, distorted agenda, yet we on the right have no legal recourse when something as provably false as this is published?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at March 27, 2014 08:47 AM (0HooB)

48 The Koch Brothers terk yer jerrbzz!!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 08:47 AM (zF6Iw)

49

The Washington Post is just the in-house Democrat webzine at this point.

 

--

 

Owned by one of the first people to be put against the wall, if the left has     their way.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2014 08:47 AM (eoeps)

50 The Washington Post is just the in-house Democrat webzine at this point. It's like if WalMart put out a daily paper, The Writings on the Wal, The WalsMart Journal, and other wall- and or mart-based puns. Op-Ed People of Wal Mart column.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2014 08:47 AM (ix+5k)

51 If it wasn't for the Koch brothers I could go to the gym more regularly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2014 08:47 AM (8ZskC)

52 the koch brothers made leland lee gun run......

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at March 27, 2014 08:47 AM (u8GsB)

53 "Why, Mr. Ace sir.   Are you implying some sort of...   COORDINATION between government officials and the media?    Are you positing that unscrupulous members of the mainstream media have allowed themselves to be used by similarly unscrupulous members of Congress and various leftwing advocacy groups to unjustly     slander     two    honest American citizens,   and   publicly     call into question the legality of      their   completely legal actions?  



We   are    appalled by your   nonsensical ramblings!     We will not allow you to defame the good name of Congress and the Washington Post in this manner!   Pistols at    dawn, sir!"



-From a letter     signed by a Mr. Larry Creid

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 08:47 AM (4df7R)

54

42 -

 

What's up with that stupid hair  style he wears?

Posted by: Tom Brady at March 27, 2014 08:48 AM (TOk1P)

55 The Koch Brothers opened for Dokken once, then stole all their best songs.

Posted by: Phinn at March 27, 2014 08:48 AM (i5GO4)

56 The Koch brothers smuggled illegal weapons to drug cartels.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2014 08:48 AM (eoeps)

57 The Koch brothers have a company that,  get this,  makes grassy knolls.

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 08:48 AM (MNq6o)

58 Has this made its way to NBC Nightly "News" yet?

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 27, 2014 08:48 AM (8MjqI)

59 The Koch Brothers called Vladimir Putin and Double Dog Dared him to invade Ukraine.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 27, 2014 08:48 AM (SY2Kh)

60 The Koch brothers made my azz look huge

Posted by: K. Kardashian at March 27, 2014 08:48 AM (si68n)

61 The Koch Brothers are why there are no virgins in the Virgin Islands.

Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2014 08:48 AM (FcR7P)

62 The Koch brothers shot JR.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at March 27, 2014 08:48 AM (0HooB)

63 The Koch brothers told people ay a fundraising event that people politically on the other side are their enemy.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 08:49 AM (qBtUE)

64 The Koch Brothers are masters of their domain.

Posted by: toby928© at March 27, 2014 08:49 AM (QupBk)

65 One might wonder what the US would be like if families such as the Kochs and the Greens went Galt, but the left is like the dirty-bastard side in an ugly child custody case: They know that the Kochs and the Greens and others like them will continue to do what's good and what's right by way of charitable deeds. They can hound them all they want and still receive funding for their museums and for hospitals and the like. I like to imagine that the Kochs didn't get to where they are by caring too much what their detractors say and that they are unaffected by their bullshit to any practical degree. That said, the MSM continues to render themselves more irrelevant by the day. Hooray for those wearing pajamas and living in mom's basement! New media continues its stride to becoming the dominant force for information.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 27, 2014 08:49 AM (DmNpO)

66 the koch brothers made alan grayson act like a circus clown

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at March 27, 2014 08:49 AM (u8GsB)

67 My wife says that the Koch brothers make her ass look fat in that dress.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 27, 2014 08:49 AM (BZAd3)

68 The Coke brothers are responsible  for Pepsi Clear? 

Posted by: Still Working on the Concept at March 27, 2014 08:49 AM (TOk1P)

69 "If I were the Koch brothers, my response would be a copy of the Powerline article(s) debunking this."

Mine would be, hey Waxman and Whitehouse, get fuck'n bent.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 27, 2014 08:49 AM (IV4od)

70 The Koch brothers put the bop in the bop-sha-bop-sha-bop.

Posted by: Seamus M. at March 27, 2014 08:49 AM (g4TxM)

71 The evil Koch brothers are destoying the health insurance industry in America

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2014 08:49 AM (eoeps)

72

In fairness, who among us has not choked the chihuahua? Let him cast the first stone.

 

At least I'm getting a break this afternoon.

Posted by: The Chicken at March 27, 2014 08:49 AM (zF6Iw)

73 I saw Erroneous Koch open for The Keystone Article in 1969.

Posted by: redenzo at March 27, 2014 08:50 AM (WCnJW)

74 Uhmmm... more importantly... since when do US corporations, who are not breaking any Law, have to answer Congresses questions. So while Congress searches for Witches to hunt... the spending Bills are not even being worked on.... you know... Congress's JOB? They one they have punted on for the past few years with continuing resolutions?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 27, 2014 08:50 AM (84gbM)

75 62 The Koch brothers shot JR. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 27, 2014 12:48 PM (0HooB) lol.....i was just going to reveal that! but the koch brothers wouldn't let me

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at March 27, 2014 08:50 AM (u8GsB)

76 The Koch brothers canceled the health insurance plans of millions of Americans on a whim.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 08:50 AM (qBtUE)

77 Since when has the WaPo ever not been a Dem propaganda outfit?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 27, 2014 08:50 AM (gBnkX)

78 The Koch brothers designed all of Moochelle's outfits.

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 08:50 AM (MNq6o)

79 The Koch brothers rinse, but they don't spit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2014 08:50 AM (8ZskC)

80 The Koch Brothers are why there are no virgins in the Virgin Islands. Nor Easter on Easter Island.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2014 08:50 AM (ix+5k)

81 42 Manziel pro-day splooge!

Posted by: Sports Geeks of America at March 27, 2014 12:46 PM (ZPrif)

 

Since you mention sports, did you know that Peyton Manning was pissed about the salary that the Broncos offered him when he signed?  He did not like that his agent got him a contract for $19.4 million.  He wanted to make as much as Tom Brady was making.

 

$18 million.

Posted by: buzzion at March 27, 2014 08:50 AM (LI48c)

82 BREAKING: Tatoo being flown over the South Indian Ocean now. "Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! "Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! "Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! "Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! "Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! "Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! "Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! "Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! Da plane! Da plane!

Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning... at March 27, 2014 08:50 AM (1Y+hH)

83 The Koch brothers heat building with dead babies.......oh, wait.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 27, 2014 08:50 AM (QM5S2)

84 Let's pretend that the Koch's are shoveling money at the Keystone Pipeline and tar sands... Since when does a company's investments justify congressional hate mail? Next thing you know, the government will think it can tell me what I can and cannot spend my personal money on and mandate that I must buy certain products whether I want/ need them or not... wait... Nevermind.

Posted by: Damiano at March 27, 2014 08:50 AM (j0wOO)

85 yes, the article was a lie, they don't care that it is a lie because it is effective. i was at a party and got harangued for 45 minutes by a woman (she had a masters in public affairs and a Federal employee) about how the Koch Brothers (she pronounced it like Kotch, I told her if it was all that important she should know to pronounce their names) were the evilest evil people that ever were. Just look at the number of documentaries about them there are on Netflix! (I suggested to her that the Koch Brothers should be jailed for expressing their opinions about the President's policies - three guesses whether she agreed.) Any way he WaPo juiceboxers know the deal. They have cred because they are WaPo, and Hinderacker is a "blogger." The truth is not important. The important thing is how controversial they are! I mean, just look how many documentaries about them there are on Netflix! The Democrats know demonization. Demonize the Koch Brothers, and thus anything attached to them is demonic. Like the drug testing for welfare recipients. Doesn't matter whether it is true or not, what matters is that it is effective.

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 08:50 AM (4+AaH)

86

Democrats scoff at the IRS having to produce documents, much less answer questions, about the targeting the IRS did.  And then defend the IRS when the IRS says it will take years to answer the subpoenas.

 

But dammit it all if the Democrats aren't demanding answers - NOW! - about why an energy company would be involved in energy business based off a report the Washington Post ran that was full of lies then had to admit after being called on.

 

No, the Democrats are not hypocritical in the least.

Posted by: MacGruber at March 27, 2014 08:51 AM (XxAYS)

87 1) Create global warming 2) ... 3) Reap insane profits In many ways, this is the story of Al Gore.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2014 08:51 AM (659DL)

88 Koch brothers sponsored Tailhook Convention.

Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2014 08:51 AM (j7iSn)

89 Democratic politicians in dire need of an election-year distraction


That's it in a nutshell.  It is all Kabuki theater designed to give the MFM a beard for getting coverage off of Obamacide and the multiple felonies committed by this corrupt and incompetent administration of ass clowns from Chicago.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 27, 2014 08:51 AM (T2V/1)

90 Just saw the end of Johnny's work out. All rave reviews as far as I heard.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 08:51 AM (ZshNr)

91 The Koch brothers told Vladimir Putin that they'd have more leeway after the election.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 08:51 AM (qBtUE)

92 Who rigs every Oscar night? Who robs cavefish of their sight? We do, we do.

Posted by: The Koch Brothers at March 27, 2014 08:51 AM (QupBk)

93 The Koch Brothers know why birds sing so gay.  And lovers await the break of day.  And why fools fall in love.

Posted by: Mary Poppins Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 08:51 AM (zF6Iw)

94 The Koch brothers watch their food cook in the microwave.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2014 08:51 AM (8ZskC)

95 Koch Bros: Raise and tap their scotch glasses to celebrate. Obama's: Fist bump. You be the judge.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2014 08:52 AM (IXrOn)

96 Koch Brothers. MAH370. You do the math.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2014 08:52 AM (gOoFi)

97 The Koch brothers pressured Mo Howard to hire Joe Besser.

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 08:52 AM (MNq6o)

98 the koch brothers love to motor boat over manatees

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at March 27, 2014 08:52 AM (u8GsB)

99
Let's see if Bezos does anything about this.

Posted by: dan-O at March 27, 2014 08:52 AM (D0bIN)

100 The Koch brothers created global warming which is killing the urth,

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 27, 2014 08:52 AM (T2V/1)

101 The Koch brothers cancelled our Tomahawk missle program

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2014 08:52 AM (eoeps)

102 The Koch brothers completely ignore the gap.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2014 08:52 AM (8ZskC)

103 I took the liberty of drafting a reply, because I know they're busy at Koch Industries. --------------------------- Dear Rep. Waxman, We are in receipt of your letter demanding answers to questions and accusations posed in a recent Washington Post article. We won't be answering any of them. How does that grab you? Get fucked, pig-man. Sincerely, David Robertson President, Koch Industries

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 27, 2014 08:52 AM (le71q)

104 Koch Brothers. Ford Pinto. You do the math.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2014 08:52 AM (gOoFi)

105 I hate this sort of incestuous "boiler room" stuff.

Some interest wants more money, and can't get it through fair market practice.  So they get some buddies in the news to whip up a fervor, while submitting a plan of action to friendly politicians.  The public gets caught up because "everybody is talking about it".  Then it makes perfect sense when the politicians start speechifying about this issue.  Soon a bill is drawn up and passed with wild applause from the barking seals.

And millions of dollars of the public funds are siphoned off to the politicians and the original interest.

Ad nauseum.  Ad infinitum.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 27, 2014 08:52 AM (WhJf8)

106 The Koch brothers wrote and directed The Godfather III!

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 27, 2014 08:52 AM (8MjqI)

107 The Koch brothers illegally ran guns to Mexican cartels, which resulted in the deaths of Americans and Mexicans.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 08:52 AM (qBtUE)

108

The Koch Brothers lather and rinse.

 

But they don't repeat.

Posted by: Mary Poppins Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 08:53 AM (zF6Iw)

109

Let's see if Bezos does anything about this.

 

 

---

 

 

Are    you kidding me?  Why do you think he bought it?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2014 08:53 AM (eoeps)

110 the koch brothers had pluto removed as a planet

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at March 27, 2014 08:53 AM (u8GsB)

111 answer the question!

Posted by: Henry Waxman (D) The Opera at March 27, 2014 08:53 AM (KHo8t)

112 The Koch brothers floss only intermittently.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2014 08:53 AM (8ZskC)

113 Since when does a company's investments justify congressional hate mail? Next thing you know, the government will think it can tell me what I can and cannot spend my personal money on Can't buy hookers & blow.......legally.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2014 08:53 AM (ix+5k)

114 Koch Brothers. The Chevy Chase Show. You do the math.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2014 08:53 AM (gOoFi)

115 Koch Brothers raced all the way to Dead Man's Curve.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 27, 2014 08:53 AM (l3vZN)

116 The Kochs should make a big deal out of this. Big ad buys, lots of serrogate interviews. Act as though the liberal authors of the Washington Post article and Senators Waxman and Whitehouse could go to jail for decades if this goes to court (but don't say anything like that). Never argue the points made in the WP. Always refer to it as the "debunked lies" or other euphanisms. Lots and lots of manufactured outrage with everyone on the right in line and on script. Pound on it and pound it again. Infer that every democrat shares the blame and shame.

Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2014 08:53 AM (u2a4R)

117 Kerry Picket ‏@KerryPicket Mar 24 Dems Anti-Koch Bros. Campaign May Raise Money But Does It Equal Wins? http://shar.es/B3AEh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 27, 2014 08:53 AM (DmNpO)

118 If I were the Koch brothers, my response would be a copy of the Powerline article(s) debunking this.


Mine would be to send a copy of the Powerline article, and a copy of    the lawsuit I'd be filing against   WaPo    for  printing such  patent falsehoods.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 08:53 AM (4df7R)

119 But they don't repeat. Posted by: Mary Poppins Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 12:53 PM (zF6Iw) but they are responsible for the labels on your shampoo bottle so you have to buy more shampoo thus adding to their coffers ......

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at March 27, 2014 08:54 AM (u8GsB)

120 The Koch brothers made their first million dollars by intentionally giving people the wrong order at the drive-through window.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 27, 2014 08:54 AM (SY2Kh)

121 Koch Brothers. The Yugo. You do the math.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2014 08:54 AM (gOoFi)

122 If you can't win the argument, change the topic and muddy the waters--- The dems are great at this

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2014 08:54 AM (t3UFN)

123 The Koch Brothers held Hanna-Barbera at gunpoint until they agreed to use Scrappy Doo.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2014 08:54 AM (659DL)

124 That's it in a nutshell. It is all Kabuki theater designed to give the MFM a beard for getting coverage off of Obamacide and the multiple felonies committed by this corrupt and incompetent administration of ass clowns from Chicago. Posted by: Vic at March 27, 2014 12:51 PM (T2V/1) Yep. Ann Coulter's recent piece on her obamacare experience gave me chills. (saw it over at HotAir - Screw you, Mickey Kaus) chilling

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2014 08:54 AM (IXrOn)

125 The Koch brothers should buy CNN, and turn it into a news organization

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2014 08:54 AM (eoeps)

126 Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 12:50 PM (4+AaH) Precisely why playing by the rules when your opponent doesn't only results in a moral victory. Sad, but true. If only there were some impartial institution dedicated to honest and faithful dissemination of information to the public.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 27, 2014 08:54 AM (gBnkX)

127 Johnny Football! Goes Deep! Deep! Deep! Long! Hard! Fast! Accurate!!! Sploooooooge!!!!

Posted by: Sports Geeks of America at March 27, 2014 08:55 AM (ZPrif)

128 Ghostbusters call the Koch brothers.

Posted by: Seamus M. at March 27, 2014 08:55 AM (g4TxM)

129 The Koch brothers let the dogs out

Posted by: loneduck at March 27, 2014 08:55 AM (n+hGq)

130 Koch Brothers. The Chia Pet. You do the math.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2014 08:55 AM (gOoFi)

131 I can't come up with any pithy response to this. Just crushing depression about the reality of our society.

Posted by: Lauren at March 27, 2014 08:55 AM (hFL/3)

132 The Koch brothers always ignore the serving suggestion.

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 08:55 AM (MNq6o)

133 The Koch brothers are the ones who hit that white 20 year old college girl the face with a brick.  It wasn't those innocent blacks who were just calmly walking by and got blamed 'cause of racism.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 27, 2014 08:55 AM (T2V/1)

134 Lawn darts? A Koch Industries product.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2014 08:55 AM (8ZskC)

135 I like your response, EoJ,  but mine would be   shorter and more to the point.



Dear Representative Waxman,


Shouldn't you be haunting an opera house somewhere?


Sincerely,
The Koch Brothers

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 08:56 AM (4df7R)

136 Koch Brothers. New Coke. You do the math.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2014 08:56 AM (gOoFi)

137
So.... one could reasonably argue that The Post and Democratics are Koch Blockers??

Posted by: fixerupper at March 27, 2014 08:56 AM (nELVU)

138 The Kochs should make a big deal out of this. No, they shouldn't. The Dems desperately want to make them out to be Enemy #1 amongst voters who currently don't give a shit about them.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 27, 2014 08:56 AM (SY2Kh)

139 The Koch Brothers could repudiate the entire debt of the world if they wanted to!

Posted by: jwet my pants at March 27, 2014 08:56 AM (1Y+hH)

140

Leland Yee?

 

Koch brothers set him up.

Posted by: MacGruber at March 27, 2014 08:56 AM (XxAYS)

141 The Koch brothers killed the Kennedys.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at March 27, 2014 08:56 AM (0HooB)

142 Koch Brothers. Conan replacing Leno. You do the math.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2014 08:57 AM (gOoFi)

143 The Koch Brothers not the NSA are really spying on everyone. And I mean everyone

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2014 08:57 AM (1Jaio)

144 Look at his hands! OMG! So Big! So Strong! Big, Strong, Hard, Fast, Deep! Sploooooooooooooge!

Posted by: Sports Geeks of America at March 27, 2014 08:57 AM (ZPrif)

145 So, I guess it's kind of over to blame Bush now?

Posted by: huerfano at March 27, 2014 08:57 AM (bAGA/)

146 Shouldn't you be haunting an opera house somewhere? --------------------------- Well struck, miss.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 27, 2014 08:57 AM (le71q)

147 The Koch Brothers lied when they told me I could keep my doctor.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 27, 2014 08:57 AM (nsQhi)

148 The Koch brothers screwed with the Orange Crop Forecast

Posted by: Randolph and Mortimer Duke at March 27, 2014 08:57 AM (si68n)

149 why did the indian cry while floating down the polluted river? the koch brothers.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at March 27, 2014 08:57 AM (u8GsB)

150 The Koch brothers sneak around the neighborhood at night releasing air from car tires down to 28 psi.

Posted by: Seamus M. at March 27, 2014 08:58 AM (g4TxM)

151 The Koch Brothers went back in time and didn't kill Hitler.

Posted by: Beagle at March 27, 2014 08:58 AM (sOtz/)

152 "Henry Waxman (D) The Opera" I don't care who ya are, that's funneh.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 27, 2014 08:58 AM (gBnkX)

153 If I were the Koch Brothers, I would buy the WaPo and the NYT then liquidate them. With extreme prejudice.

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 08:58 AM (4+AaH)

154 The Koch brothers killed the Kennedys. Afterall, it was you and me.

Posted by: Please to Meet You at March 27, 2014 08:58 AM (QupBk)

155 The Koch brothers attacked that, that, uh, embassy place in ben uh, ben-something-or-the-other....  

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 27, 2014 08:58 AM (GjPnA)

156 Because, the latest study showed that no one knew who the Koch Bros were.

It's a lefty buzzword, that's it.  Like how everyone knew that "faith based initiatives" were bad bad VERY BAD.  But ask any random leftie for an example and you'll be lucky if they know it means something like give money to churches who are doing charity work. 

Or the "gun show loophole".  Ask any leftie what that means.  You'll get all sorts of crazy answers ranging from "You can buy full-auto machine guns at gun shows and there are no laws regulating that!" to "You don't have background checks at gun shows."  Which is partial credit true.  Private sellers don't have to do a background check.  But, you can't sell many guns and still legally be a private seller.  Last I checked it was something like seven in a year.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 27, 2014 08:58 AM (WhJf8)

157 Suggested response:

Dear Rep. Henry A. Waxman and Sheldon Whitehouse,

We would be happy to address your questions as soon as your party ceases its illegal arms trafficking.

Sincerely,

K.Bros.


Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at March 27, 2014 08:58 AM (Uabwh)

158 Koch Brothers. White Ford Bronco. You do the math.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2014 08:58 AM (gOoFi)

159 Ever had a cockstone? My brother in law had one and they put this probe up his peepline. He said it felt like a hot welding rod.

Posted by: Erowmero at March 27, 2014 08:58 AM (1gcFZ)

160 The Koch Brothers have created a shitty job market/economy because they can't stand a black man in the White House

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2014 08:58 AM (1Jaio)

161 The Koch brothers killed the Kennedys.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 27, 2014 12:56 PM (0HooB)



They were also there when Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 08:58 AM (4df7R)

162 Yee? Ha!

Posted by: Seamus M. at March 27, 2014 08:58 AM (g4TxM)

163 Speaking of the Opera, who let the Theater Major back in here?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 27, 2014 08:58 AM (gBnkX)

164 I'd like to know why nearly everyone in Congress has a net worth of tens to hundreds of millions of dollars while never having had a job outside of government nor earned more than $100,000- $200,000 per year on the books.

Posted by: Damiano at March 27, 2014 08:58 AM (j0wOO)

165 If Henry Waxman is concerned I have to believe there is something going on. He is a respected member of congress!

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 27, 2014 08:59 AM (+lsX1)

166 The Koch Brothers really ate that baby.

Posted by: The Dingo at March 27, 2014 08:59 AM (hFL/3)

167 WP Breaking: We now find Koch also had vested interest in Halliburton, owning 2 stocks disclosed  under the shady companies couch cushion yesterday.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 08:59 AM (nqBYe)

168 @84

Because they are secretly the power behind Putin and with his invasion of Ukraine they will be able to reap the benefits on the imbalance of energy production and the opening of new markets in Europe with the blocking of Putin oil and NG...


using a lefty brain is so easy.

Posted by: H Badger at March 27, 2014 09:00 AM (n/0Nw)

169 If I had sons, they would look like the Koch Brothers.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 27, 2014 09:00 AM (nsQhi)

170 Why are the Koch brothers foreign investments any business of Dem politicians? And has Buffet been questioned on his rail holdings, profit margins and link to opposing Keystone? You know, an American, with American investments, railing against an American investment.

Posted by: Odie1941 at March 27, 2014 09:00 AM (iS2i7)

171 The Kochs should deploy the Bill Baxley form letter in reply. For those unfamiliar, bing it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2014 09:00 AM (659DL)

172 The Koch brothers are the biological fathers of Harry Reid and Henry Waxman. How's that for evil?

Posted by: northernlurker at March 27, 2014 09:00 AM (Xmw9g)

173 The alleged bacon arsonist was really really drunk. I don't think the charges will stand since at that level there is a good argument that she lacked the specific intent necessary for arson charge.

Posted by: Pug-De-Da! at March 27, 2014 09:00 AM (vFh9Q)

174 Koch brothers were the first rappers.

Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2014 09:00 AM (j7iSn)

175 The Koch brothers stole Harry Reid's favorite diaper bag.

Posted by: Fritz at March 27, 2014 09:00 AM (oJUxt)

176

I'd like to know why nearly everyone in Congress has a net worth of tens to hundreds of millions of dollars while never having had a job outside of government nor earned more than $100,000- $200,000 per year on the books.

 

 

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Objection, your honor - asked and answered

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2014 09:00 AM (eoeps)

177 Bash the Koch brothers and you triple your donations. When the Senate returns this week, we'll learn whether Harry Reid will continue his epic assault on Charles and David Koch. As far as the party's concerned, it's been working—it's gotten the press to cover their attacks, cover the Kochs, even look more closely at whether the Kochs are profiting from this or that Republican-backed deal. Republicans, in response, have been defending the patriotism and good faith of America's most political billionaires—another effect Democrats were going for. And here's another reason that the Democrats will keep battering the Kochs. I've seen some numbers from fundraising emails from one campaign that were sent from roughly mid-January to mid-March, pretty bad news cycles for the party. Nineteen emails didn't mention the Kochs. They raised, in total, $48,146.30, for an average of $2,534.02 per message. But five emails mentioned, in at least some way, the Koch brothers. Those asks raised $32,668.72, an average of $6,533.74 per email. The Democratic base, which has been hearing about and fearing the Kochs for nearly four years, responds to this stuff.

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2014 09:00 AM (fWAjv)

178 The Koch brothers killed the Kennedys.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 27, 2014 12:56 PM (0HooB)

They were also there when Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 27, 2014 12:58 PM (4df7R)




I was just about to write something like Sympathy for Devil was really about them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2014 09:01 AM (1Jaio)

179 " I'd like to know why nearly everyone in Congress has a net worth of tens to hundreds of millions of dollars while never having had a job outside of government nor earned more than $100,000- $200,000 per year on the books." Real, depressing answer? Because they exempt themselves from insider trading laws.

Posted by: The Dingo at March 27, 2014 09:01 AM (hFL/3)

180 I'd tell them I'd get them the documents they requested just as soon as the IRS turns over the documents that the House has requested. In other words, never.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 09:01 AM (g1DWB)

181 D.B. Cooper? Just a fall guy. *rimshot*

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 27, 2014 09:01 AM (gBnkX)

182 Alan Grayson was gene-spliced in a Koch Brothers Lab.  He escaped.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2014 09:01 AM (BAS5M)

183 Whoops! She said she was trying to start a fire. Still, she had a .34 blood alcohol.

Posted by: Pug-De-Da! at March 27, 2014 09:01 AM (vFh9Q)

184 The Koch brothers set up a Slip-N-Slide™ for the kids in the neighborhood.

On their gravel driveway.

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 09:01 AM (MNq6o)

185 "The Koch brothers pressured Mo Howard to hire Joe Besser."

Well, whoever performed that heinous deed should suffer the actinic fires of hell for it.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at March 27, 2014 09:01 AM (DLu2s)

186 The Kochs should make a big deal out of this. Big ad buys, Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2014 12:53 PM (u2a4R) I'd be happy if they simply played that soundbite that Levin played of Richard Lamm last night. His plan to destroy America (which Michelle Malkin covered years ago, too). Play it over and over and over for the next 2 years. http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/lamm.asp Mark played it in the first 10 mins of his show if you want to hear the actual soundbite.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2014 09:01 AM (IXrOn)

187 163 Speaking of the Opera, who let the Theater Major back in here?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 27, 2014 12:58 PM (gBnkX)

 

He distracted the security guards with jazz hands.

Posted by: buzzion at March 27, 2014 09:01 AM (LI48c)

188 Can't buy hookers & blow.......legally.

Prostitution is perfectly legal as long as you do the paperwork. 

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 27, 2014 09:01 AM (WhJf8)

189 Koch Brothers. The Costa Concordia. You do the math.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2014 09:02 AM (gOoFi)

190 George Zimmerman is a paid assassin in the hire of the Koch Brothers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2014 09:02 AM (1Jaio)

191 @164 - Corruption

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2014 09:02 AM (0AKks)

192 Definition of irony:

The Koch brothers did nothing illegal.


The guy who is leading the charge to Alinsky them - Harry Reid - did.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 27, 2014 09:02 AM (BZAd3)

193 Where's there is this much smoke, there must be a fire! The Kochs should face a Star Chamber proceeding.

Posted by: The American Judiciary at March 27, 2014 09:02 AM (qvsl/)

194 And has Buffet been questioned on his rail holdings, profit margins and link to opposing Keystone? You know, an American, with American investments, railing against an American investment.

Posted by: Odie1941 at March 27, 2014 01:00 PM (iS2i7)



Has Soros been questioned about how he actually     implodes     entire   countries     by   destroying  their    currencies?  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:02 AM (4df7R)

195 Mark played it in the first 10 mins of his show if you want to hear the actual soundbite. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2014 01:01 PM (IXrOn) Posted that earlier today. Frickin' scary how it is being followed.

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2014 09:03 AM (fWAjv)

196 Real, depressing answer? Because they exempt themselves from insider trading laws. And let's not forget the shady land deals and bulk purchases of books that nobody reads.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 27, 2014 09:03 AM (SY2Kh)

197 The Koch brothers spent millions sponsoring the Annenberg Chainsaw Juggling Challenge in poor inner city elementary schools.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2014 09:03 AM (8ZskC)

198 The Koch brothers set me up!

Posted by: Marion Barry at March 27, 2014 09:03 AM (DrWcr)

199 What the article does not mention, and it is highly germane, is that nobody is required to answer anything from individual Senators.  I once got a letter from Markey (C-MA) asking all kinds of stupid and accusatory questions about shipping spent fuel.


After consulting the Plant Manager I threw it in the trash.  Never heard another word from him.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 27, 2014 09:03 AM (T2V/1)

200 Breaking IRS, Koch's found to have made more money than their fair share .

anyway anyone else find it creepy that Koch's  are spoken of this way by Those that Hold power over their lives?

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:03 AM (nqBYe)

201 So ... Juan Williams's son Raffi Williams is the deputy press secretary for the RNC. Ebony magazine attacked him for being "white" (ie not really black.) Brad Thor ‏@BradThor 2m EBONY Magazine's Jamilah Lemieux racially attacks RNC Raffi Williams – “Here Comes A White Dude”

Posted by: Odd facts ... at March 27, 2014 09:04 AM (ZPrif)

202 The Koch brothers made my cooter look like the Big Dig!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 27, 2014 09:04 AM (DrWcr)

203 The guy who is leading the charge to Alinsky them - Harry Reid - did.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 27, 2014 01:02 PM (BZAd3)



And why has that story gone silent?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 27, 2014 09:04 AM (BZAd3)

204 190 George Zimmerman is a paid assassin in the hire of the Koch Brothers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2014 01:02 PM (1Jaio)

 

You should really include "Time traveling" in there for more effect.

Posted by: buzzion at March 27, 2014 09:04 AM (LI48c)

205 that is Senators or Representatives

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 27, 2014 09:04 AM (T2V/1)

206 By the way, has Sheldon Whitehouse ever in his life done anything good for his community or the nation?

Posted by: MTF at March 27, 2014 09:04 AM (qvsl/)

207 The Koch brothers trained Rasputin. They also wrote the song--double evil.

Posted by: northernlurker at March 27, 2014 09:04 AM (Xmw9g)

208 Mark played it in the first 10 mins of his show if you want to hear the actual soundbite. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2014 01:01 PM (IXrOn) Posted that earlier today. Frickin' scary how it is being followed. Anyone watching The 100?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2014 09:04 AM (ix+5k)

209 Why would any of these matters be the business of either congressmen?

Posted by: ejo at March 27, 2014 09:05 AM (GXvSO)

210 The Koch brothers built Healthcare.gov.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2014 09:05 AM (/FnUH)

211 "anyway anyone else find it creepy that Koch's are spoken of this way by Those that Hold power over their lives?" Yes, it is absolutely chilling. These are private citizens. Of course, they also went after poor Joe the Plumber who dared to question The One, so you know.

Posted by: Lauren at March 27, 2014 09:05 AM (hFL/3)

212 Al Capone's secret vault that turned out to be empty? Yep--Koch brothers.

Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at March 27, 2014 09:05 AM (JQuNB)

213

When I went to see The Sixth Sense in the movie theater for the first time, two jackasses blurted out "He's actually dead!" halfway through.  Ruined it for me.

 

I turned around to look who did such a thing and wouldn't you know...the Koch brothers.

Posted by: MacGruber at March 27, 2014 09:05 AM (XxAYS)

214 Somebody needs to do a FOIA request to the IRS for letters from Democrat officials and politicians requesting witch-hunts against Koch Industries. Josh Painter has been passed up, this is already out of control.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 09:05 AM (qyfb5)

215 so did Reid  really give back the campaign donations He funneled to his daughter?

How's  and spouses stock  holding outlook?

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:06 AM (nqBYe)

216 Breaking IRS, Koch's found to have made more money than their fair share .

anyway anyone else find it creepy that Koch's are spoken of this way by Those that Hold power over their lives?

Any random middle-tier gov't worker has more power to harass and defame and control you than the Koch brothers.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 27, 2014 09:06 AM (o4Xc4)

217 BREAKING NEWS!    The Koch Brothers   think   the Obama     administration's   decision to hit back at Russia's  invasion of Ukraine through    Twitter hashtag games is stupid.     An independent investigation by the Department of Justice has been initiated.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:06 AM (4df7R)

218 The Koch brothers are Monica Lewinski....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 27, 2014 09:06 AM (GjPnA)

219 Heckler and KOCH!!!!!!

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2014 09:06 AM (fWAjv)

220 Koch Brothers. The Russian invasion Crimea. You do the math.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2014 09:06 AM (gOoFi)

221 The Koch Brothers shot Greedo from a concealed location a millisecond before Greedo shot first, thereby saving Han's skinny ass.

Posted by: Seamus M. at March 27, 2014 09:06 AM (g4TxM)

222 I can never hear the name "Sheldon" without thinking of When Harry Met Sally.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 27, 2014 09:06 AM (DmNpO)

223 The Koch brothers played Cowboy and Idians when they were kids, and they were always the Cowboys.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 27, 2014 09:06 AM (8MjqI)

224 Do they have to answer the questions or can they ignore them like the rest of us?

Posted by: MacGootbone at March 27, 2014 09:06 AM (t4bIp)

225 The Koch Brothers have hidden the other 7 states but Super Barry is the only person able to see them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2014 09:06 AM (1Jaio)

226 And has Buffet been questioned on his rail holdings, profit margins and link to opposing Keystone? You know, an American, with American investments, railing against an American investment. What about George Soros? He has openly admitted to wanting to overthrow our government and is actively funding anti-American propaganda to achieve his goal. *sigh* I miss the old days when we had a law against treason...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at March 27, 2014 09:06 AM (0HooB)

227 the koch brothers keep raising my taxes

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at March 27, 2014 09:07 AM (u8GsB)

228 OJ was under the influence of Koch when he murdered Nicole and Ron

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 27, 2014 09:07 AM (32Ze2)

229 The Koch brothers sent that guy to rape Edith Bunker.

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 09:07 AM (MNq6o)

230 The Koch brothers bought me my first cookbook.

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at March 27, 2014 09:07 AM (XxAYS)

231 Somebody needs to do a FOIA request to the IRS for letters from Democrat officials and politicians requesting witch-hunts against Koch Industries. *** Dude. As if FOIA get results.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 27, 2014 09:07 AM (DmNpO)

232 Lauren,  frankly   i have become scared of these shits.
and I thought i lived in America not some despotic country!

and yes Joe The Plumber was the first warning sign for me .

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:07 AM (nqBYe)

233 The Koch brothers donated a puppy to a young child with terminal cancer. But first they gave the puppy cancer.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 27, 2014 09:07 AM (SY2Kh)

234 I choked on the Koch

Posted by: Momma Cass at March 27, 2014 09:07 AM (32Ze2)

235 I can never hear the name "Sheldon" without thinking of Cooper.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2014 09:07 AM (ix+5k)

236 224 Do they have to answer the questions or can they ignore them like the rest of us?

Posted by: MacGootbone at March 27, 2014 01:06 PM (t4bIp)



See #199

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 27, 2014 09:07 AM (T2V/1)

237 the koch brothers encourage illegal immigration

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at March 27, 2014 09:08 AM (u8GsB)

238 so did Reid really give back the campaign donations He funneled to his daughter?

How's and spouses stock holding outlook?

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 01:06 PM (nqBYe)


Yes he did - quietly.  But it was and is still illegal.  He should be charged.  Where are the Republicans?  


Rhetorical.  I know.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 27, 2014 09:08 AM (BZAd3)

239 The Koch Brothers are the final 7th deadly sin therefore completing their master work.

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2014 09:08 AM (fWAjv)

240 Real, depressing answer? Because they exempt themselves from insider trading laws. Posted by: The Dingo at March 27, 2014 01:01 PM (hFL/3) That's still a hell of an ROI. Quick and dirty math: - $100K minus 25% in taxes= $75K - Minus general living expenses, let's say 40% being generous, leaves $45K. How much of a return on $45K for how long would you need to get to a million, much less tens or hundreds of millions? Now, keep in mind, that every government program or "investment" these people come up with is insolvent... EVERY TIME.

Posted by: Damiano at March 27, 2014 09:08 AM (j0wOO)

241 If I were Koch Industries, I'd hire P.J. O'Rourke and Mark Steyn to draft the response to the good Congresscritters . . .

Posted by: filbert at March 27, 2014 09:08 AM (roTS7)

242 "Brad Thor ‏@BradThor 2m EBONY Magazine's Jamilah Lemieux racially attacks RNC Raffi Williams – “Here Comes A White Dude”" Apparently free shit matters a lot more than ending slavery.

Posted by: Lauren at March 27, 2014 09:08 AM (hFL/3)

243 I was only playing with my Koch......

Posted by: David Carradine at March 27, 2014 09:08 AM (32Ze2)

244 The Koch Brothers make Barry throw like a limp wristed wus

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2014 09:08 AM (1Jaio)

245 Do they have to answer the questions or can they ignore them like the rest of us? They can completely and totally ignore them. This a is as cheap a stunt as an elected official can engage.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2014 09:08 AM (659DL)

246 I agree with Instapundit's analysis on the Koch Bros strategy, a lot of this is to scare the shit out other conservative Billionaires that might think about becoming politically active with their resources.

Posted by: McAdams at March 27, 2014 09:08 AM (mxsHN)

247 The Koch brothers did not return their seat backs to the full upright position.

Posted by: Seamus M. at March 27, 2014 09:09 AM (g4TxM)

248

Somebody needs to do a FOIA request to the IRS for letters from Democrat officials and politicians requesting witch-hunts against Koch Industries.

 

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Those records will be available in 2137

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2014 09:09 AM (eoeps)

249 "Somebody needs to do a FOIA request to the IRS for letters from Democrat officials and politicians requesting witch-hunts against Koch Industries."

That will make for some interesting reading in the year of 2057.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 27, 2014 09:09 AM (IV4od)

250 Today Democratic Senator Sheldon Whitehouse and Democratic Congressman Henry Waxman wrote a letter ........

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So the Cunt Brothers send a letter to the Koch Brothers.....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 27, 2014 09:09 AM (nELVU)

251 The Koch brothers keep betting against the Cubs.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2014 09:09 AM (DrWcr)

252 Scary stuff when the government (Senate Majority Leader, etc.) goes after private citizens like this. It's a step beyond the routine demonizations of Cruz, Palin, etc. But then, the Left has lately been taking a lot of steps that stretch the boundaries. The Movement must progress!

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at March 27, 2014 09:09 AM (dfYL9)

253 Obama Warns NATO About Cutting Defense Spending Do as I say, not as I do Weasel Zippers: A common democratic meme: A) Do as I say, not as I do Or it's sister saying B) What is good for thee, but not for me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2014 09:09 AM (t3UFN)

254 Probably mentioned above, but just in case:

One more dot: one of the authors of the Wash Post article, Juliet Elperin, is **married** to an Obama Admin official involved in Obama's Climate Change efforts. So Obama is all over this one.

From PowerLine:
"Elperin is married to Andrew Light. Light writes on climate policy for the Center for American Progress, a far-left organization that has carried on a years-long vendetta against Charles and David Koch on its web site, Think Progress. Light is also a member of the Obama administration, as Senior Adviser to the Special Envoy on Climate Change in the Department of State. The Center for American Progress is headed by John Podesta, who chaired Barack Obama’s transition team and is now listed as a “special advisor” to the Obama administration"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2014 09:09 AM (udjuE)

255 Koch Brothers developed New Coke.

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2014 09:09 AM (fWAjv)

256 What about George Soros? He has openly admitted to wanting to overthrow our government and is actively funding anti-American propaganda to achieve his goal.

Soros is insanely careful not to run his businesses in the US.  He even goes so far as to not hire Americans for his businesses.  Of course he hires Americans for his influence peddling schemes.  But his money producing businesses are very clean of American opportunity for influence.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 27, 2014 09:09 AM (o4Xc4)

257 Also, we need to start referring to Democrat politician's houses as Dachas instead of houses. And/or always address them as "Herr/Herren Kommissar!" Or various iterations of historically unpopular authority figures. And don't forget to tell your kids to be good, or a Democrat Senator will send a letter to the IRS and you'll be audited with a steam shovel! Man, none of this is really *funny* because it's too close.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 09:09 AM (qyfb5)

258 I just wrote on back of my hand that Hairy Reid is a noted pederast. I have no evidence of this at all. I pretty much just made it up. But I demand that he answer my question right now. Hairy Reid, why are you a noted pederast?

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 09:10 AM (7ObY1)

259 I believe the Bros Koch will give the used, bird shit covered letter all the attention it deserves, then throw it out with the rest of the trash.

Posted by: maddogg at March 27, 2014 09:10 AM (xWW96)

260 Koch Brothers.


The Russian invasion Crimea.




You do the math.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2014 01:06 PM (gOoFi)




"Yeah, well, I already did that.  So there."



-Harry Reid    (http://tinyurl.com/nlyf7st)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:10 AM (4df7R)

261 The Koch Brothers were all like "ehh....", and I was like "derrrrr..." right back at them, and then like they just were like standing there looking at me, and I'm all like "huuh", you know what I mean, don't you hate that?

Posted by: Girl at mall at March 27, 2014 09:10 AM (ZshNr)

262 The Koch brothers dared Obama to ride a girl's bike wearing a helmet.

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 09:10 AM (MNq6o)

263 Joe ScarbRINO was busy gushing the Soros-love this morning on Morning Shmoe. Yes, really.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 09:10 AM (7ObY1)

264 Unfortunately for them the average LIV doesn't give 2 shits about the Kock brothers. I guess this is aimed at the base, so they must really be bleeding votes here.

Posted by: Max Power at March 27, 2014 09:11 AM (q177U)

265 Where are the Republicans?
Rhetorical. I know.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 27, 2014 01:08 PM (BZAd3)


this is why i have been feeling not so connected to the gop, and rather hopeless  about the future of the country.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:11 AM (nqBYe)

266 You know I look better in an orange tie than an orange suit.

Posted by: Mayor Patrick Cannon, democrat at March 27, 2014 09:11 AM (0FSuD)

267 The Koch brothers funneled illegal campaign money to my children and granddaughter.

Posted by: Hairy Reid at March 27, 2014 09:11 AM (0hIQR)

268 The Koch brothers turned me into a fat, bitter lesbian!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at March 27, 2014 09:11 AM (DrWcr)

269 Koch Brothers. Electronic cigarettes. You do the math.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2014 09:11 AM (gOoFi)

270 The Koch Brothers made the movie Gigli

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2014 09:11 AM (1Jaio)

271 231 Somebody needs to do a FOIA request to the IRS for letters from Democrat officials and politicians requesting witch-hunts against Koch Industries. We'll get right on that, but it'll take years. YEARS.

Posted by: Typical Dem Government Dildo at March 27, 2014 09:11 AM (JQuNB)

272 What is an energy company doing leasing tar sands from which oil (also called "energy") can be extracted? That's a real poser, all right.

Posted by: rickl at March 27, 2014 09:11 AM (zoehZ)

273 The Koch Brothers were all like "ehh....", and I was like "derrrrr..." right back at them, and then like they just were like standing there looking at me, and I'm all like "huuh", you know what I mean, don't you hate that? Posted by: Girl

LOLZ!  Oh,  and totes.

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 09:11 AM (MNq6o)

274

That's still a hell of an ROI.

Quick and dirty math:
- $100K minus 25% in taxes= $75K
- Minus general living expenses, let's say 40% being generous, leaves $45K.

How much of a return on $45K for how long would you need to get to a million, much less tens or hundreds of millions?

 

 

-----

 

Put your wife, kids, and other assorted relatives on the payroll, and pay them high salaries from campaign contributions.  Hell, that idiot female     Illinois    senator made her boyfriend her campaign manager, and paid him something like $300K per     year.   Guess who paid for the housing, meals, etc?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2014 09:11 AM (eoeps)

275 The Koch brothers made a $1 bet that the first black president would be a SCOAMF. They won.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 09:12 AM (g1DWB)

276 Koch Brothers replaced Peter Gabriel in Genesis with Phil Phucking Collins. Now that's eeeeevil.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 09:12 AM (7ObY1)

277 Koch Brothers. The Exxon Valdez. You do the math.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2014 09:12 AM (gOoFi)

278 So basically what we have here are Democrat Congresspeople trolling private citizens. Sweet.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 09:12 AM (waJ+2)

279 The Koch Brothers bought me my Chicago mansion.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 27, 2014 09:12 AM (0hIQR)

280

Nobody has yet mentioned that the Koch Brothers once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die?

 

It's like I don't know you people.

Posted by: Mary Poppins Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 09:13 AM (zF6Iw)

281 anyway anyone else find it creepy that Koch's are spoken of this way by Those that Hold power over their lives? ----- ----- Sure, but sometimes it helps to laugh at our corrupt Orwellian nightmare of a kleptocratic leviathan state.

Posted by: Beagle at March 27, 2014 09:13 AM (sOtz/)

282 The Koch brothers ordered the assassination of Dimebag Darrell.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2014 09:13 AM (DrWcr)

283 requesting witch-hunts against Koch Industries.

-----


Those records will be available in 2137

Posted by: Vashta




ta Nerada at March 27, 2014 01:09 PM (eoeps)

249 "Somebody needs to do a FOIA request to the IRS for letters from Democrat
officials and politicians requesting witch-hunts against Koch
Industries."

That will make for some interesting reading in the year of 2057.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 27, 2014 01:09 PM (IV4od)


lol mind melds.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:13 AM (nqBYe)

284 Koch made me drive into Chappaquiddick Bay

Posted by: Teddy Kennedy at March 27, 2014 09:14 AM (32Ze2)

285 So basically what we have here are Democrat Congresspeople trolling private citizens. Sweet.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 01:12 PM (waJ+2)



Don't forget Hairy    Reed's    trolling of   Romney   on the Senate floor  (He hasn't paid taxes in 10 years!").   Or Hairy Reed's trolling of individual Americans whose healthcare has been destroyed thanks to Obamacare  ("These stories are just lies!  All lies!")


And   that's just Reid.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:14 AM (4df7R)

286 The Koch brothers sold Tanya Harding the tire iron that her retarded husband Jeff Giloolly and Shawn Eckhard used to bash Nancy Kerrigan's knee... ...at a tidy profit.

Posted by: Seamus M. at March 27, 2014 09:14 AM (g4TxM)

287 The Koch Brothers got chocolate in my peanut butter.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 09:14 AM (7ObY1)

288 The Koch brothers should be held to a high standard because they're Senators. I mean, right?

Posted by: American University Valedictorian at March 27, 2014 09:14 AM (JQuNB)

289

The Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse woke up to their horses' heads in their beds - all thanks to the Koch brothers.

Posted by: MacGruber at March 27, 2014 09:14 AM (XxAYS)

290 The Koch Brothers created Pixy's software.

Posted by: Mary Poppins Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 09:15 AM (zF6Iw)

291 The Koch bro's named me after sir Edmond..... 

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 27, 2014 09:15 AM (GjPnA)

292 The Koch brothers company made the umbrella malfunction.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at March 27, 2014 09:15 AM (0HooB)

293 253 Obama Warns NATO About Cutting Defense Spending

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2014 01:09 PM (t3UFN)


There is some brass right there.  Amazing.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 27, 2014 09:15 AM (BZAd3)

294 The Koch brothers financed my illegal gun purchases from the Muslim separatists in the Philippines. Totally on them.

Posted by: State Senator Leland Yee at March 27, 2014 09:15 AM (0hIQR)

295 The Koch Brothers sang backup vocals on Seasons in the Sun.

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 09:15 AM (MNq6o)

296 Koch made me moisturize my cigars in an ..... unusual manner

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at March 27, 2014 09:15 AM (32Ze2)

297 11 Same stuff Goebbels did. Uh, oh..., Godwin's Law rears its head. It is only necessary in the article to replace 'Koch' or 'Koch Industries' with the word 'Jews' in order to get a feel for it. Positively Goebbelesque.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 09:15 AM (aDwsi)

298 Beagle we had a laugh a thon on the administrations foreign policy tweets earlier.

even  while we collapse of laughter , it still is rather terrifying.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 09:15 AM (nqBYe)

299 >>>> 246 I agree with Instapundit's analysis on the Koch Bros strategy, a lot of this is to scare the shit out other conservative Billionaires that might think about becoming politically active with their resources. Posted by: McAdams at March 27, 2014 01:08 PM (mxsHN) If I were a billionaire, I wouldn't be afraid of anything (except Vladimir Putin.)

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 27, 2014 09:16 AM (8MjqI)

300 Koch made me drive into Chappaquiddick Bay

Posted by: Teddy Kennedy at March 27, 2014 01:14 PM (32Ze2)



"And they also made me escape from the car, flail to the shore, and scurry home to hide behind my family's skirts  like a fucking pussy     while the girl I was with drowned.   That was all the Kochs, yep."


-Teddy K,   who burns nicely in Hell because of all that alcohol in his blood

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:16 AM (4df7R)

301 The Koch brothers thwarted my plan to take over the world!

Posted by: The Brain at March 27, 2014 09:16 AM (DrWcr)

302 Nobody has yet mentioned that the Koch Brothers once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die? *** In fairness, they were never charged in that incident.

Posted by: Seamus M. at March 27, 2014 09:16 AM (g4TxM)

303 The Koch Brothers created Pixy's software. Posted by: Mary Poppins Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 01:15 PM (zF6Iw) Dude. We have standards.

Posted by: The Koch Brothers Evil Inc. at March 27, 2014 09:16 AM (mf5HN)

304 The Koch brothers fucked with my super delegates...

Posted by: Hillary! at March 27, 2014 09:16 AM (XxAYS)

305 The Koch brothers canceled Firefly.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2014 09:16 AM (DrWcr)

306 The Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse woke up to their horses' heads in their beds - all thanks to the Koch brothers.

That'll cheese War right off.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 27, 2014 09:17 AM (o4Xc4)

307 The Koch brothers bribed me!

Posted by: Handcuffed Mayor (D) of Charlotte at March 27, 2014 09:17 AM (aDwsi)

308

Same stuff Goebbels did. Uh, oh..., Godwin's Law rears its head.


It is only necessary in the article to replace 'Koch' or 'Koch Industries' with the word 'Jews' in order to get a feel for it. Positively Goebbelesque.

 

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 01:15 PM (aDwsi)

 

"Der Ewige Koch."

Posted by: Mary Poppins Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 09:17 AM (zF6Iw)

309 The Koch brothers fired me.

Posted by: Dilbert at March 27, 2014 09:17 AM (0hIQR)

310 The Koch Brothers made Bill Buckner miss Mookie Wilson's ground ball.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 09:17 AM (7ObY1)

311 I agree with Instapundit's analysis on the Koch Bros strategy, a lot of this is to scare the shit out other conservative Billionaires that might think about becoming politically active with their resources. Posted by: McAdams at March 27, 2014 01:08 PM (mxsHN) fnord (mxsHN) And they use agencies of the government to do so, like during the IRS Crackdown on Political Enemies, and the 2012 election's "calling out" of the Evil Other with associated harassment during the 2012 election. Several conservative figures were audited by Clinton's IRS as well, some of them suspiciously right after political events. This is not new.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 09:17 AM (qyfb5)

312 Now that's eeeeevil. Not nearly as evil as installing Michael McDonald as the leader of the Doobie Brothers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at March 27, 2014 09:17 AM (0HooB)

313 Cui bono? --- Dammit, Chaz changed his/her name again?!?

Posted by: Cher at March 27, 2014 09:17 AM (APuJ7)

314 The Koch brothers flooded the Great Pacific Land Bridge. I can no longer drive my car to Hawaii!

Posted by: Senator Booker at March 27, 2014 09:17 AM (WX3R9)

315 I would pay good money to for the Koch brothers to tell Waxman and ALL of congress to go fuck themselves. One. at. a. time.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 27, 2014 09:17 AM (TPimP)

316 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 27, 2014 01:16 PM (4df7R) __________________ Err..... She, aaahhhh, did not drown. She suffocated.

Posted by: Teddy Kennedy at March 27, 2014 09:17 AM (32Ze2)

317 305 The Koch brothers canceled Firefly.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2014 01:16 PM (DrWcr)



THOSE BASTARDS!!!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:18 AM (4df7R)

318 Don't forget Hairy Reed's trolling of Romney on the Senate floor (He hasn't paid taxes in 10 years!"). Or Hairy Reed's trolling of individual Americans whose healthcare has been destroyed thanks to Obamacare ("These stories are just lies! All lies!") And that's just Reid. What a scumbag.

Posted by: Joe McCarthy at March 27, 2014 09:18 AM (JQuNB)

319 If I were a billionaire, I wouldn't be afraid of anything (except Vladimir Putin.) Posted by: bergerbilder at March 27, 2014 01:16 PM (8MjqI) We would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for that meddling Putin and his mini giraffes!

Posted by: The Koch Brothers Evil Inc. at March 27, 2014 09:18 AM (mf5HN)

320 The Koch brothers want Sea World to have even more killer whales.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2014 09:18 AM (8ZskC)

321 Same stuff Goebbels did. Uh, oh..., Godwin's Law rears its head.
It is only necessary in the article to replace 'Koch' or 'Koch Industries' with the word 'Jews' in order to get a feel for it. Positively Goebbelesque.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 01:15 PM (aDwsi)

----

Soooo...... Koch Goebbelesque.???

Posted by: fixerupper at March 27, 2014 09:18 AM (nELVU)

322 The Koch brothers will make Guam tip over and capsize.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 27, 2014 09:18 AM (DrWcr)

323 The Kochs are responsible for starting the zombie apocalypse.
And they're withholding the cure just because they can.

Posted by: Rick Grimes at March 27, 2014 09:18 AM (udjuE)

324 It's worse than I thought.

Look at the Samuel Adams label.

"Brewer Jim Koch"

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:18 AM (Uabwh)

325 The Koch brothers stole the Republican nomination from The OnlY maN wHo Can sAve AmeRicA.

Posted by: RAWN PAUL!!!! at March 27, 2014 09:19 AM (SY2Kh)

326 253
Obama Warns NATO About Cutting Defense Spending





Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2014 01:09 PM (t3UFN)


Now the NATO member states are thinking that Obama must see everybody in the world as idiots, not just Americans.

Excellent work, Barry.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 27, 2014 09:19 AM (BZAd3)

327 Not nearly as evil as installing Michael McDonald as the leader of the Doobie Brothers. Now that *is* eeeeevil. But, Phil Collins. Michael McDonald. I'm thinking they are equally evil.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 09:19 AM (7ObY1)

328

Farmer Pilkington of Foxwood Farm is, in actuality, the Koch Brothers!!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2014 09:19 AM (BAS5M)

329 Jeff Giloolly and Shawn Eckhard used to bash Nancy Kerrigan's knee... Posted by: Seamus --------------- Thanks for reminder re Giloolly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 09:19 AM (aDwsi)

330 The Koch brothers rapped Sister Mary Catharine on the knuckles with a ruler when they were sixth-graders.

Posted by: Seamus M. at March 27, 2014 09:19 AM (g4TxM)

331 The Koch Brothers greenlighted Star Trek V.

Posted by: Mary Poppins Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 09:19 AM (zF6Iw)

332

I'm doing a line of the Koch right now..

 

____________________________  /  *snort*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 27, 2014 09:19 AM (GjPnA)

333 Jenny McCarthy is on the Koch payroll because the Koch brothers want kids to die.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2014 09:19 AM (8ZskC)

334 The Koch brothers made me move to Indonesia.

Posted by: Stanley Ann Dunham at March 27, 2014 09:20 AM (0hIQR)

335 Err..... She, aaahhhh, did not drown. She suffocated.

Posted by: Teddy Kennedy at March 27, 2014 01:17 PM (32Ze2)



Thank you for the distinction, Teddy.   Let me stoke your coals   a bit.    You look like you're cooling off.   



*stoke*


Oh, sorry, did I accidentally disembowel you with this poker?   Gosh, i didn't mean to do that.  And oops!   Looks like I just emasculated you, too!  Not that it was hard, eh?  Wink wink, nudge nudge.   I mean, how much alcohol did you drink in life that your    dick    was so teeny tiny and practically necrotic   enough to just fall off after I hacked at it with that poker only once or twice?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:20 AM (4df7R)

336 Soooo, blaming Bush is getting stale now they have the Kochs. Pathetic.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 27, 2014 09:20 AM (A98Xu)

337 Thanks for reminder re Giloolly. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 01:19 PM (aDwsi) *** I had to Giloogle it to find how to spell it.

Posted by: Seamus M. at March 27, 2014 09:20 AM (g4TxM)

338 The Koch brothers are going to invest in my new product "HER". Seriously guys, it's a winner!

Posted by: Mayor Patrick Cannon, democrat at March 27, 2014 09:20 AM (0FSuD)

339 The Koch brothers shot JR.

Posted by: Rick Grimes at March 27, 2014 09:20 AM (udjuE)

340 If I were a billionaire, I wouldn't be afraid of anything (except Vladimir Putin.) Posted by: bergerbilder at March 27, 2014 01:16 PM (8MjqI) The only thing to be afraid about Putin is his eyebrows...his crazy commie eyebrows.

Posted by: Pug-De-Da! at March 27, 2014 09:21 AM (vFh9Q)

341 Fuck you dems. Got a subpoena? If not, fuck off you wankers.

Posted by: Misanthopic Humanitarian at March 27, 2014 09:21 AM (HVff2)

342 And they use agencies of the government to do so, like during the IRS Crackdown on Political Enemies, and the 2012 election's "calling out" of the Evil Other with associated harassment during the 2012 election. --- This kind of crap is why it was a good idea for Ross Perot to have PIs digging through his own background before getting into the 1992 race. If you know what "legitimate" dirt is in your background and have spin ready for when it inevitably comes up, you can shove a lot of the more horseshit stuff right up their asses. ESPECIALLY if you have some media outlets willing to play ball.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 27, 2014 09:21 AM (APuJ7)

343 Wow. In honor of all these amazing things the Koch Brothers have done, maybe we should name The Barrel after them. "To the Koch Barrel with you!" has such a ring to it.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 27, 2014 09:21 AM (SUKHu)

344
    If Wapo is a tool for the Dems, what is Volokh doing there?

Posted by: irongrampa at March 27, 2014 09:21 AM (SAMxH)

345 The Koch Brothers killed Shamu,  made a small finger sandwich,  threw the rest away.

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 09:21 AM (MNq6o)

346 The Koch brothers took the coke out of Coke and kept it for themselves after they changed their name.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2014 09:21 AM (0FSuD)

347 I love the stupid circular reasoning behind this fascist crap. The Koch brothers are sooooper eviiiiil. Why? Because they donate to the right wing. What's so wrong about the right wing, you ask? Well, they're evil because they take money from the evil Koch brothers. And round and round we go.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at March 27, 2014 09:21 AM (qFpRI)

348 The Koch Brothers sang backup vocals on Seasons in the Sun. Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 01:15 PM (MNq6o) fnord (MNq6o) They *wrote* Shiny Happy People. As a technique for enhanced interrogation. PS Half the fun of an IRS FOIA request is bashing them as they stall / avoid / redact.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 09:22 AM (qyfb5)

349 317 305 The Koch brothers canceled Firefly. Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2014 01:16 PM (DrWcr) THOSE BASTARDS!!! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 27, 2014 01:18 PM (4df7R) --- Can we get some pics of you dressed up as Kaylee? Pls?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 27, 2014 09:22 AM (APuJ7)

350 159 Ever had a cockstone? My brother in law had one and they put this probe up his peepline. He said it felt like a hot welding rod. Never heard of a cockstone (is that a "thing?") but I got the probe up the joystick routine once for another reason. Nearly passed out from the fucking pain. When it enters the bladder, the doc says "this part will hurt a bit." A BIT??? It already hurt like fucking hell and now it's worse! And for the next 3 days, every time I pissed I wound up curled up in the fetal position trying like hell not to shriek in pain.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 09:22 AM (7ObY1)

351 Koch Brothers ghost wrote 'Dreams From My Father.'

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2014 09:22 AM (fWAjv)

352 "To the Koch Barrel with you!" has such a ring to it.  Posted by: Mama AJ at March 27, 2014 01:21 PM (SUKHu)

Yes, yes it does.

Just not one I think the 'Ettes want it to have.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:22 AM (6T8Ay)

353 The only thing to be afraid about Putin is his eyebrows...his crazy commie eyebrows.

 

Posted by: Pug-De-Da! at March 27, 2014 01:21 PM (vFh9Q)

 

You call those eyebrows, comrade?  Let me show you eyebrows. . .

Posted by: Leonid Brezhnev at March 27, 2014 09:22 AM (zF6Iw)

354 Soooo, blaming Bush is getting stale now they have the Kochs.

Pathetic.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 27, 2014 01:20 PM (A98Xu)



Yeeeeah, about that?


The Dubya administration?


Bankrolled by the Koch brothers.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:22 AM (4df7R)

355 The Koch brothers own all the mud in Washington state.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 27, 2014 09:22 AM (8MjqI)

356 344 If Wapo is a tool for the Dems, what is Volokh doing there? Posted by: irongrampa at March 27, 2014 01:21 PM (SAMxH) Can you spell "Token"?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2014 09:22 AM (0FSuD)

357


Weasel Reid has been bashing these guys for a long time, so it is perfectly fine for the Washington Post to figure out how evil they truly are, while ignoring all kinds of other shit.

See, priorities are important things for people to have, in the media.

Otherwise, there would be too much stuff happenin all the time.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Christies at March 27, 2014 09:22 AM (xggaJ)

358 The Koch brothers force their driver to stay in the left lane going 59mph.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 27, 2014 09:22 AM (SY2Kh)

359

You would think the GOP would be taking advantage of all the Demonrats in handcuffs right now, but fuck no. Hold your fucking peace renoB.

 

PS, not the Smithsonian.

http://tinyurl.com/n8csxot

Posted by: maddogg at March 27, 2014 09:23 AM (xWW96)

360 The Koch brothers are secretly the majority shareholders of HALIBURTON!!!

That's, like, eeeevil squared.

Posted by: Rick Grimes at March 27, 2014 09:23 AM (udjuE)

361 The Koch brothers artificially inseminated  harry reid's mom with a vogon dick.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2014 09:23 AM (FMbng)

362 339 The Koch brothers shot JR. And Bambi.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 09:23 AM (7ObY1)

363 It was the Koch Brothers who taught me short term chicken futures trading.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 27, 2014 09:23 AM (CofEF)

364 Can we get some pics of you dressed up as Kaylee? Pls?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 27, 2014 01:22 PM (APuJ7)



I WANT her parasol from the first episode.   I love that damn parasol!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:23 AM (4df7R)

365 The Koch Brothers cut off the end of the final Soprano's episode.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 09:23 AM (7ObY1)

366 Koch Brothers. "John from Cincinatti." You do the math.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2014 09:23 AM (gOoFi)

367 >>>If I were a billionaire, I wouldn't be afraid of anything (except Vladimir Putin.)<<<

I'd be afraid to be between Michelle Obama and a platter of lobster.

Posted by: Fritz at March 27, 2014 09:23 AM (oJUxt)

368 A BIT??? It already hurt like fucking hell and now it's worse! And for the next 3 days, every time I pissed I wound up curled up in the fetal position trying like hell not to shriek in pain. Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 01:22 PM (7ObY1) Not a fan of 'sounding' I presume.

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2014 09:23 AM (fWAjv)

369 The Koch brothers weigh the same as a duck

Posted by: Sir Bedevere at March 27, 2014 09:24 AM (SO2Q8)

370 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at March 27, 2014 09:24 AM (PYAXX)

371 The Koch brothers own 7-11. And they're actually from India. True story, man.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 27, 2014 09:24 AM (JQuNB)

372 Ever had a cockstone? My brother in law had one and they put this probe up his peepline. He said it felt like a hot welding rod.

Never heard of a cockstone (is that a "thing?") but I got the probe up the joystick routine once for another reason.

Nearly passed out from the fucking pain. When it enters the bladder, the doc says "this part will hurt a bit."

A BIT??? It already hurt like fucking hell and now it's worse!

And for the next 3 days, every time I pissed I wound up curled up in the fetal position trying like hell not to shriek in pain.

Posted by: Citizen X


WFT?!  Does your doctor live in a dungeon and wear a leather mask?

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 09:24 AM (MNq6o)

373

The Koch brothers canceled Firefly.

 

Oh, FFS!  I was going to do that one and made the mistake of reading all the comments.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 27, 2014 09:24 AM (JtwS4)

374 The Koch bros caused that corvette swallowing sink hole.  I know it's true,, I saw them do it!! 

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 27, 2014 09:24 AM (GjPnA)

375 #WarOnKochs

Posted by: votermom at March 27, 2014 09:24 AM (QBaMo)

376 The Koch Brothers go 55 in the left lane and leave their blinker going after they make a lane change.

Posted by: joncelli at March 27, 2014 09:24 AM (RD7QR)

377 ace, Does a "fracked" dog have gas?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2014 09:25 AM (0FSuD)

378 Koch brothers placed Dumbo's mother in chains.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 09:25 AM (aDwsi)

379 WFT?! Does your doctor live in a dungeon and wear a leather mask? Nah. My urologist. Testing for narrowed urethra. Turned out I didn't have a narrowed urethra. Sure wish there had been a better way to figure that out.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 09:25 AM (7ObY1)

380 The Koch brothers taught all the old Asian women at my gym how to park.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 27, 2014 09:25 AM (3sNqg)

381 The Koch brothers eat kippered delta smelt for breakfast.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2014 09:25 AM (DrWcr)

382 The Koch brothers knew that turkeys couldn't fly but airdropped them anyways.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 27, 2014 09:25 AM (SY2Kh)

383 killed Shamu, made a small finger sandwich, threw the rest away. *** Shamusashimi

Posted by: Seamus M. at March 27, 2014 09:25 AM (g4TxM)

384 If you know what "legitimate" dirt is in your background and have spin ready for when it inevitably comes up, you can shove a lot of the more horseshit stuff right up their asses. ESPECIALLY if you have some media outlets willing to play ball. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 27, 2014 01:21 PM (APuJ7) fnord (APuJ7) Except this isn't legitimate dirt, it's made-up horseshit. And we don't have media outlets willing to play ball. So, other than that, good plan.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 09:25 AM (qyfb5)

385 "The Koch brothers are secretly the majority shareholders of HALIBURTON!!!" ========================= Wow, that totally newsworthy dude. Can I quote you as an anonymous source?

Posted by: Juliet Eilperin at March 27, 2014 09:26 AM (CofEF)

386 The Koch brothers gave Paul Walker driving lessons.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2014 09:26 AM (DrWcr)

387 Remember when the Obama campaign was bragging about raising a billion dollars? And when they deactivated credit card security measures so they could accept donations from Mickey Mouse via Iraq? ... but Koch Brothers are investing in energy!!!

Posted by: Damiano at March 27, 2014 09:26 AM (j0wOO)

388 The Koch Brothers walk    really slowly    in the middle of the sidewalk    as they window shop and/or   read their iPhones      and nobody can get around them,   so   the pedestrian    foot traffic gets clogged up for MILES.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:26 AM (4df7R)

389 Today Democratic Senator Sheldon Whitehouse and Democratic Congressman Henry Waxman wrote a letter to ...
Hey Sheldon, did you get a chance to go skiing this winter? Back in December you were all worked up about the lack of snow.

Posted by: fluffy at March 27, 2014 09:26 AM (Ua6T/)

390 The Koch brothers intentionally never carry the exact change.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2014 09:26 AM (8ZskC)

391 Ace: But the progressives hate the Koch brothers, and desperately need a pair of distracting bogeymen for this election cycle, and progressives hate the Keystone pipeline, so... unconnected dots must nevertheless be connected.
==
That, but I think the Koch financial support for Americans For Prosperity is hurting the Dems far more.  Those anti-ObamaCare ads are devastating and relentless.  Demonizing the Kochs also attempts to intimidate other deep-pocket conservative donors from supporting conservative candidates.

Businessweek article:  "The Koch Brothers Are Spending Circles Around Democrats"

LINK: http://preview.tinyurl.com/lbldmzz

Posted by: mrp at March 27, 2014 09:26 AM (JBggj)

392 Turned out I didn't have a narrowed urethra. Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 01:25 PM (7ObY1) *** Not after that you didn't.

Posted by: Seamus M. at March 27, 2014 09:26 AM (g4TxM)

393 I'd be afraid to be between Michelle Obama's thighs and a platter of lobster.

::: shudder :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:27 AM (6T8Ay)

394 OT, but here's a Best Headline candidate: http://tinyurl.com/lnk6obj

Posted by: rickl at March 27, 2014 09:27 AM (zoehZ)

395 Well, we'd better get back.  The Koch Brothers mostly come out at night.  Mostly.

Posted by: Newt at March 27, 2014 09:27 AM (BAS5M)

396 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! A while ago, these devices entered the commercial world of sex toys and now are available for purchase on countless Internet sites. For the bargain hunter, Sale-fire.com offers one up for less than $20, while Buycheapr.com provides the sound, as well as an array of other male power products. But though the fancy metal, surgical-tool version of urethral insertions may be only a century or so old, other items have been placed in the urethra for pleasure for who knows how long. Like a fork. And no, the fork was not stabbed, grilled frankfurter-style, from the outside but rather coaxed far upstream into the seemingly too narrow urethra—where, not surprisingly, it got stuck. The fork isn’t the only item to lodge in such tight urethral quarters; indeed, otherwise dour urologists seem to love reporting the objects they have fished out. In a paper from the University of California, 17 patients with 17 objects were chronicled. Objects included “speaker wire, an AAA battery, open safety pins, a plastic cup, straws, a marble, and a cotton-tipped swab.” More recent items have included wires for hooking up to a battery to deliver low-voltage stimulation and urethral intercourse using fingers and perhaps an actual penis. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2014 09:27 AM (fWAjv)

397 If I were a billionaire I would be concerned about middle of the night no-knock raids by the government, including confiscation of all computers and files, based on John Doe investigations.

That's some serious shit going on in Wisconsin.How long before others Dems in power give it a try?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2014 09:27 AM (udjuE)

398 And for the next 3 days, every time I pissed I wound up curled up in the fetal position trying like hell not to shriek in pain. ------------------- Happens all of the time after shore leave in the Philippines.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 09:27 AM (aDwsi)

399 The Koch Brothers made Michelle's ass the size of Montana

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2014 09:27 AM (1Jaio)

400 The Koch brothers took the couch out of the couch and make it coke.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2014 09:27 AM (0FSuD)

401 Reid paying his daughter campaign money is like me robbing a bank and then as soon as I'm found out, I give the money back and expect to be let off because it was all just a simple momentary innocent lapse of judgement - harmless really.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 27, 2014 09:28 AM (BZAd3)

402 Mortimer Koch conspired with Randall Koch to corner the entire frozen concentrated orange juice market.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2014 09:28 AM (8ZskC)

403 The Koch Brothers DON'T READ THE COMMENTS!!!!111!!!!11eleventy!!111!!

Posted by: filbert at March 27, 2014 09:28 AM (roTS7)

404 399 The Koch Brothers made Michelle's ass the size of Montana Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2014 01:27 PM (1Jaio) She's lost weight?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2014 09:28 AM (0FSuD)

405 The Koch brothers taught Miley Cyrus how to twerk.

Posted by: Eric in Boise at March 27, 2014 09:28 AM (Iy5SM)

406 At lunch hour, the Koch brothers use all the microwaves in the company break room to burn popcorn.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 27, 2014 09:28 AM (SY2Kh)

407 Gotta run. I'm meeting my friends the Koch brothers over at Fort Marxy park.

Posted by: Vince Foster at March 27, 2014 09:28 AM (CofEF)

408 I had a really good Koch bro's comment but they deleted it!!  Really, I saw 'em do it!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 27, 2014 09:28 AM (GjPnA)

409 The Koch Brothers made Michelle's ass the size of Montana

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2014 01:27 PM (1Jaio)


Monumental success right there!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 27, 2014 09:28 AM (BZAd3)

410 I WANT her parasol from the first episode. I love that damn parasol! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 27, 2014 01:23 PM (4df7R) Speaking of, you've read The Parasol Protectorate books, yes? Oh. Pour tu parce que j'adore. http://bit.ly/1h0zgUL

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 27, 2014 09:28 AM (mf5HN)

411 Oddly enough, the Koch brothers did NOT squeeze the Charmin.

Posted by: Seamus M. at March 27, 2014 09:29 AM (g4TxM)

412

Nah. My urologist. Testing for narrowed urethra.

Turned out I didn't have a narrowed urethra.

 

---

 

Well, of course after he reamed it     out it wasn't   narrowed anymore.

 

I blame the Kochs

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2014 09:29 AM (eoeps)

413 But five emails mentioned, in at least some way, the Koch brothers. Those asks raised $32,668.72, an average of $6,533.74 per email. The Democratic base, which has been hearing about and fearing the Kochs for nearly four years, responds to this stuff. Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2014 01:00 PM (fWAjv) Amazing that the people who have this kind of money to waste are this clueless.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2014 09:29 AM (IXrOn)

414 The Koch brothers get in line at a McDonald's drive-thru, drive right past the place where you order,  pay for and pick-up whatever they're given at the next window.  Fuck everything up for days.

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 09:29 AM (MNq6o)

415 The Koch Brothers cornered the ampersand market.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 27, 2014 09:29 AM (mf5HN)

416 The Koch Brothers made Michelle's ass the size of Montana
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2014 01:27 PM (1Jaio)

The Koch Brothers sell pizza and fried chicken?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:29 AM (6T8Ay)

417 The Koch brothers ate all the dinosaurs, then washed 'em down with the Sahara Ocean.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 27, 2014 09:29 AM (vgIRn)

418 Thank you for the distinction, Teddy. Let me stoke your coals a bit. You look like you're cooling off. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 27, 2014 01:20 PM (4df7R) fnord (4df7R) The Sith Empire is hiring. Rapid promotion for exemplary performances like this. Large commissions available. And cookies.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 09:29 AM (qyfb5)

419 Koch Brothers made me read and post 396

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2014 09:30 AM (fWAjv)

420 Speaking of, you've read The Parasol Protectorate books, yes?


*ears perk up*   Eh, what's this?   I have not read any such thing!   What are they?



Oh. Pour tu parce que j'adore.


http://bit.ly/1h0zgUL

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 27, 2014 01:28 PM (mf5HN)



*flings self at Karl Urban*   PLEASE SHOW ME ALL YOUR ASSETS, KARL.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:30 AM (4df7R)

421 The Koch Brothers gave me a new science oven for my kitchen. Can't wait to try it.

Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at March 27, 2014 09:30 AM (CofEF)

422 The Koch Brothers always bring on to the airplane one too many pieces of carry-on luggage . . . and they're always in Boarding Group 1 . . .

Posted by: filbert at March 27, 2014 09:30 AM (roTS7)

423 The Koch brothers sold Bo Jackson a defective hip.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:30 AM (ZshNr)

424 Don't forget Hairy Reed's trolling of Romney on the Senate floor (He hasn't paid taxes in 10 years!"). Or Hairy Reed's trolling of individual Americans whose healthcare has been destroyed thanks to Obamacare ("These stories are just lies! All lies!") And that's just Reid. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 27, 2014 01:14 PM (4df7R) I know. I can't dwell on it too long or I start to feel both ragey and hopeless. Not a good combination.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 09:30 AM (qBtUE)

425

>>The Koch Brothers walk really slowly in the middle of the sidewalk as they window shop and/or read their iPhones and nobody can get around them, so the pedestrian foot traffic gets clogged up for MILES.

 

We call them Apple trees. Its fun to pluck them.

Posted by: Thieves at March 27, 2014 09:30 AM (3sNqg)

426 The Koch Brothers made Michelle's ass the size of Montana
Posted by: TheQuietMan

We now own Canada?!

Posted by: Montana at March 27, 2014 09:30 AM (MNq6o)

427 Time for some pointless bitching and moaning. I have mentioned before that I am moving out of sex assault prosecutions and into regular crime but I have a couple of cases I need to finish up. One of these trials has been occurring this week. The jury is out and has been out far longer than I think is warranted which causes me distress. When we were picking a jury one of the potential jurors said, in effect, that there was no such thing as a sex assault because either the woman did not fight hard enough or else she did. WE used a preemptory challenge to get rid of him but I wonder if the jury is hung up on some equally ridiculous argument. P.S. It has been my experience over the last twenty years of picking juries that 10% of the population is pure fucking nuts.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 27, 2014 09:30 AM (XUKZU)

428 The Koch  Brothers ruined  our attempt to corner the world's silver market.  Bastards!!!

Posted by: The Hunt Brothers at March 27, 2014 09:31 AM (BAS5M)

429 *flings self at Karl Urban* PLEASE SHOW ME ALL YOUR ASSETS, KARL. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 27, 2014 01:30 PM (4df7R)

You first, Cupcake.

Posted by: Karl Urban [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:31 AM (6T8Ay)

430 The Koch Brothers ghost-wrote the screenplays for the Star Wars prequels.

Posted by: joncelli at March 27, 2014 09:31 AM (RD7QR)

431 When is our side going to wise up and launch the same sh** at George Soros? How come Republicans sit there and JUST TAKE IT.

Posted by: E.F. Taylor at March 27, 2014 09:31 AM (mzCga)

432 Does a "fracked" dog have gas? You bet your fracking ass he does!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2014 09:31 AM (ix+5k)

433 The Koch brothers stole my Rose Law firm records...., and they hired Craig Livingston too, now that I think about it..

Posted by: Hillary at March 27, 2014 09:32 AM (aDwsi)

434 Nearly passed out from the fucking pain. When it enters the bladder, the doc says "this part will hurt a bit." Heh. The one time I needed it done, the doctor said something like “Not gonna lie to you. This is going to hurt a lot.” Apparently, where he went to school they made the students undergo the procedure so they would know what it felt like. Which sounds pervy, now I think about it.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 27, 2014 09:32 AM (WX3R9)

435 The Sith Empire is hiring. Rapid promotion for exemplary performances like this. Large commissions available.  Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 01:29 PM (qyfb5)

Mero...

ONT.

Gingy

willow

Was it good for you too?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:32 AM (6T8Ay)

436 The Koch brothers wear pants as shirts.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:32 AM (ZshNr)

437 When we were picking a jury one of the potential jurors said, in effect, that there was no such thing as a sex assault because either the woman did not fight hard enough or else she did.



Jeezy f'ing Creezy.     Remind me to never be in an elevator with that asshole.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:32 AM (4df7R)

438 I'm the type of personality where if I were the Koch Bros, I would just step up my activism more and more.

The Koch Bros are worth something like $20 billion, if I were them, I would dedicate my life with $19 billion of that money trying to influence elections.

I'm hoping all the attacks just makes them more committed.  They can't take the money with them.

Posted by: McAdams at March 27, 2014 09:33 AM (mxsHN)

439 Turned out I didn't have a narrowed urethra. --- My dad has one.

Posted by: Bobby Hill at March 27, 2014 09:33 AM (APuJ7)

440 The Koch brothers test men for narrowed urethras.  Just for shits and grins.

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 09:33 AM (MNq6o)

441 Pour tu parce que j'adore.
The Koch Bros introduced the beret to France.

Posted by: fluffy at March 27, 2014 09:33 AM (Ua6T/)

442 P.S. It has been my experience over the last twenty years of picking juries that 10% of the population is pure fucking nuts. That's kinda low. Only 10%?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2014 09:33 AM (ix+5k)

443 The. Koch brothers told me apples would be good for Adam.

Posted by: Eve at March 27, 2014 09:34 AM (CofEF)

444 OT, but here's a Best Headline candidate: http://tinyurl.com/lnk6obj - Hell, that's not hardly batshit crazy at all.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 27, 2014 09:34 AM (XUKZU)

445 437 When we were picking a jury one of the potential jurors said, in effect, that there was no such thing as a sex assault because either the woman did not fight hard enough or else she did. Jeezy f'ing Creezy. Remind me to never be in an elevator with that asshole. --- $10 says that the asshole was trying to get out of jury duty by being obnoxious.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 27, 2014 09:34 AM (APuJ7)

446 The Koch brothers narrowed Bobby Hill's dad's urethra.

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 09:34 AM (MNq6o)

447 The Koch brothers wrote, directed and produced Battlefield Earth

Posted by: ADK46er at March 27, 2014 09:34 AM (fvZcg)

448 The Koch Brothers  spell "respect" R-S-P-C-T.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 09:34 AM (zF6Iw)

449 The Koch brothers are the only thing standing in the way between MWR and Karl Urban.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2014 09:34 AM (DrWcr)

450 The Koch Brothers cornered the ampersand market. Posted by: alexthechick ------------------ No problem, I bought Ampersand Calls. Gonna make a mint.

Posted by: Hillary at March 27, 2014 09:34 AM (aDwsi)

451 Joe ScarbRINO was busy gushing the Soros-love this morning on Morning Shmoe. Yes, really. Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 01:10 PM (7ObY1) He's not even a rino. He's just a jack@$$. Soros is outwardly supporting Hillary.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2014 09:35 AM (IXrOn)

452 The Koch Brothers beat up my honor student.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 09:35 AM (zF6Iw)

453 The Koch brothers own the largest mime school in France.

Posted by: Francois Holland at March 27, 2014 09:35 AM (CofEF)

454 The Koch brothers would prefer that you just go ahead and cough.

Posted by: The Smith Brothers at March 27, 2014 09:35 AM (g4TxM)

455 I'm Batman!

Posted by: David Koch at March 27, 2014 09:35 AM (R5UOB)

456 436 The Koch brothers wear pants as shirts.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 01:32 PM (ZshNr)


Only works if you also wear them backwards.  The Koch brothers taught me that.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 27, 2014 09:35 AM (BZAd3)

457 The Koch brothers secretly got 7 states to secede from the Union.

Posted by: Barack at March 27, 2014 09:35 AM (SO2Q8)

458 The Koch Brothers spell "respect" R-S-P-C-T. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

They speak Austrian?

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 09:35 AM (MNq6o)

459 The Koch brothers are preventing     us from having a new thread

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2014 09:36 AM (eoeps)

460 The Koch Brothers  paid off that soundman to force a technical glitch during our performance.  [Sob!!!]

Posted by: Milli Vanilli at March 27, 2014 09:36 AM (BAS5M)

461 The Koch Brothers gave the Pope seeds as a gift... SEEDS! Oh, wait...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2014 09:36 AM (IXrOn)

462 The Koch brothers stole my milk delivery yesterday. I just KNOW it....

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2014 09:36 AM (udjuE)

463 The Koch brothers own the largest mime school in France. Posted by: Francois Holland at March 27, 2014 01:35 PM (CofEF) *** You hush your mouth!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, president United Mime Workers local #555 at March 27, 2014 09:36 AM (g4TxM)

464 449 The Koch brothers are the only thing standing in the way between MWR and Karl Urban.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2014 01:34 PM (DrWcr)



FUCK.


THAT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:36 AM (4df7R)

465 Years ago the Koch Brothers convinced me to buy the cheaper freezer that wasn't frost-free. Now they make the kids and my husband leave the door open sometimes to get a good hard frost all over every shelf.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 27, 2014 09:36 AM (SUKHu)

466 The Koch brothers are preventing us from having a new thread Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2014 01:36 PM (eoeps) My cue to stage left...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2014 09:36 AM (IXrOn)

467 Bruno Hauptmann was in the pay of the Koch brothers.

Posted by: Hillary at March 27, 2014 09:36 AM (aDwsi)

468 Unrepentant Nazi collaborator Soros is outwardly supporting Hillary.

Just thought it would be nice to see his full title.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2014 09:37 AM (0AKks)

469

The Koch Brothers paid for Dick Cheney's WarCock transplant.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 27, 2014 09:37 AM (nQjHM)

470 *ears perk up* Eh, what's this? I have not read any such thing! What are they? You. You have not heard of them? My heart shaped place, it weeps. http://amzn.to/1hyfil3

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 27, 2014 09:37 AM (mf5HN)

471 why not route Keystone through Waxman's nostrils?

Posted by: X at March 27, 2014 09:37 AM (KHo8t)

472 Koch Brothers. Acme Accordion Factory. You do the math.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2014 09:37 AM (gOoFi)

473 46 The Koch brothers dropped a deuce in the toilet tank at my Pampered Chef party. --------- I'm still LMAO at this...

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 27, 2014 09:37 AM (R5UOB)

474 The Koch brothers cold call people offering them a valuable prize to attend a timeshare presentation. But there is no prize.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 27, 2014 09:37 AM (SY2Kh)

475 The Koch brothers were hired to punch up the screenplay for Prometheus.

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 09:37 AM (MNq6o)

476 The Koch brothers puked on Lady GaGa.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at March 27, 2014 09:38 AM (0HooB)

477 I was a manly man before I met the Koch brothers.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at March 27, 2014 09:38 AM (JQuNB)

478 Global warming? Yup, those brothers.

Posted by: Al-Gore at March 27, 2014 09:38 AM (CofEF)

479 The. Koch brothers told me apples would be good for Adam. Posted by: Eve at March 27, 2014 01:34 PM (CofEF) *** That's original!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, president United Mime Workers local #555 at March 27, 2014 09:38 AM (g4TxM)

480

Bruno Hauptmann was in the pay of the Koch brothers.

 

Bruno  Mars IS  in the pay of the Koch Brothers

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2014 09:38 AM (BAS5M)

481 The Koch brothers made me shit my pants.

Posted by: Al Roker at March 27, 2014 09:38 AM (DrWcr)

482 You. You have not heard of them? My heart shaped place, it weeps.


http://amzn.to/1hyfil3


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 27, 2014 01:37 PM (mf5HN)



OOOOH.   Those look FUN!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:38 AM (4df7R)

483 The Koch brothers entered the only perfect Final Four bracket.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 27, 2014 09:38 AM (R5UOB)

484 463 The Koch brothers own the largest mime school in France. Posted by: Francois Holland at March 27, 2014 01:35 PM (CofEF) *** You hush your mouth! --- Non!

Posted by: Talking Marcel Marceau Statue at March 27, 2014 09:39 AM (APuJ7)

485 >>The Koch Brothers gave the Pope seeds as a gift... SEEDS! Oh, wait...


I thought they were magic beans.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2014 09:39 AM (udjuE)

486 The Koch brothers made us lose.

Posted by: Wichita State at March 27, 2014 09:39 AM (88xKn)

487 P.S. It has been my experience over the last twenty years of picking juries that 10% of the population is pure fucking nuts. Posted by: WalrusRex at March 27, 2014 01:30 PM (XUKZU) fnord (XUKZU) I refuse to believe that people who are too stupid to avoid jury duty are *less* crazy than the general public, which is at least 30%. The funny thing is, I personally never actually tried to avoid jury duty - the timing was always awful when it came up - business trip, contractual duties, hospital, etc.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 09:39 AM (qyfb5)

488 The Koch Brothers financed Ishtar.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 09:39 AM (zF6Iw)

489 The Koch brothers got a first class ticket on Noah's Ark.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 27, 2014 09:39 AM (R5UOB)

490 Gingy willow Was it good for you too? Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 01:32 PM (6T8Ay) fnord (6T8Ay) Umm, I'm not done yet.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 09:39 AM (qyfb5)

491 The Koch brothers put ketchup on steak, I've seen them do it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:40 AM (ZshNr)

492 why not route Keystone through Waxman's nostrils?

Posted by: X at March 27, 2014 01:37 PM (KHo8t)



Do YOU want to be the poor bastard who has to navigate through there?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:40 AM (4df7R)

493
One of the Koch Brothers received head from Marilyn Monroe, but will remain anonymous. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 27, 2014 09:40 AM (nQjHM)

494 The Koch brothers wrote the book, To Serve Man.

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 09:40 AM (MNq6o)

495 The thought occurs to me that it would be worthwhile to do a FOIA requesting any correspondence between the two dems' staffers and the original study/story generators that reference the relevant topics - to see if the circle could be completed... Can that be done on congress/staffers?

Posted by: (T)expat - West Africa Time at March 27, 2014 09:40 AM (dLyLH)

496 The Koch Brothers started the knockout game.

Posted by: Bend your mind Not in yet who at March 27, 2014 09:40 AM (I3+56)

497

The Koch bros chew glass and ride tricycles

 

 

 

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 27, 2014 09:40 AM (GjPnA)

498 Umm, I'm not done yet.  Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 01:39 PM (qyfb5)

Me neither.

Just checkin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:40 AM (6T8Ay)

499 The Koch brothers entered the only perfect Final Four bracket. Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 27, 2014 01:38 PM (R5UOB) /Aside: Buffet should endow Mercer with about a hundred million dollars. That one game had to bust about 99.99999999% of the brackets not picked randomly or by psychic zoo animals.

Posted by: Beagle at March 27, 2014 09:41 AM (sOtz/)

500 Do YOU want to be the poor bastard who has to navigate through there? I bet it looks like the Redwood National Forest.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at March 27, 2014 09:41 AM (0HooB)

501 The Koch brothers are the reason we don't have flying cars.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2014 09:41 AM (0AKks)

502 Gingy

willow

Was it good for you too?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 01:32 PM (6T8Ay) fnord (6T8Ay)

Umm, I'm not done yet.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 01:39 PM (qyfb5)



...


I feel that I missed something... special... on the ONT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:41 AM (4df7R)

503 The Koch brothers downgraded Michael Sam to a seventh round pick.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:42 AM (ZshNr)

504 The Koch brothers secretly influenced the Washington     Post to write a fabricated story about the Koch brothers,     just to embarass Waxman and Whitehouse in front of educated people.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2014 09:42 AM (eoeps)

505 The Koch Brothers bought Abe Lincoln tickets to the theater.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:42 AM (4df7R)

506 Why don't people actually read emails in their entirety before sending out asshole responses that imply I am an idiot??? AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 09:42 AM (Ryac4)

507 The Koch brothers were kicked out of a movie theater during a showing of Twelve Years a Slave for loudly cheering whenever a slave was brutally whipped.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 27, 2014 09:42 AM (SY2Kh)

508 >>The Koch Brothers financed Ishtar. and more people went to see Ishtar than have signed up for Obamacare.

Posted by: X at March 27, 2014 09:42 AM (KHo8t)

509 It's the Koch brothers who won't let Obama be clear. Damn them!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2014 09:42 AM (udjuE)

510 The Koch brothers talked me into buying the Washington Post.

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at March 27, 2014 09:42 AM (CofEF)

511
A Koch Brother shot down a Kamikaze at the Battle of Okinawa with a 12-gauge. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 27, 2014 09:42 AM (nQjHM)

512 I was gonna say the Koch brothers ain't shit, but that's just not true.

Posted by: John Bolton's Moustache at March 27, 2014 09:43 AM (JQuNB)

513 The strawberries.

Posted by: Bogey at March 27, 2014 09:43 AM (1NN3m)

514 The Koch brothers secretly influenced the Washington Post to write a fabricated story about the Koch brothers, just to embarass Waxman and Whitehouse in front of educated people. OK, it only took us 500 comments, but we finally have a winner.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at March 27, 2014 09:43 AM (0HooB)

515 The Koch Brothers double-dip at Superb Owl parties. Sometimes triple-dip.

Posted by: filbert at March 27, 2014 09:43 AM (roTS7)

516 Oh... http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f16c/

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 27, 2014 09:43 AM (SUKHu)

517 Why don't people actually read emails in their entirety before sending out asshole responses that imply I am an idiot???

AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 01:42 PM (Ryac4)



OMG I KNOW I HATE THAT.



I especially hate it when they ask a question   that I have EXPLICITLY ANSWERED in the original email, because I KNOW that people will ask that particular question and chose to be PROACTIVE about answering it.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:43 AM (4df7R)

518 The Koch brothers financed 9/11

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 27, 2014 09:44 AM (R5UOB)

519



The Kock  brothers are responsible for Will Ferrell.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Christies at March 27, 2014 09:44 AM (xggaJ)

520 Why don't people actually read emails in their entirety before sending out asshole responses that imply I am an idiot???
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 01:42 PM (Ryac4)

Because the FDA has not approved the use of the baseball bat to treat passive-aggressive behavior.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:44 AM (6T8Ay)

521 The Koch brothers taught Lizzie that whole "look at the flowers" shit.

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 09:44 AM (MNq6o)

522
mmmmmm...... Superb Owl......  tastes like Bald Eagle Fricassee . .

Posted by: fixerupper at March 27, 2014 09:44 AM (nELVU)

523 Cui bono? Umm....Chastity?

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2014 09:44 AM (Hy7dS)

524 515 The Koch Brothers double-dip at Superb Owl parties. Sometimes triple-dip.

Posted by: filbert at March 27, 2014 01:43 PM (roTS7)




...



I WANT a Superb Owl.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:44 AM (4df7R)

525 The Koch Brothers caused the Polar Vortex.

Posted by: filbert at March 27, 2014 09:44 AM (roTS7)

526 The Kock brothers are responsible for Will Ferrell. Thank God.

Posted by: Will Ferrell at March 27, 2014 09:45 AM (JQuNB)

527
Both brother's denied Hillary Clinton the afternoon delight.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 27, 2014 09:45 AM (nQjHM)

528 Seriously, douchebag, if you would have actually read the email, you would see I included exactly the information your jerky response implies I was too stupid to include. I need a vacation.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 09:45 AM (Ryac4)

529 The Koch Brothers imply DangerGril is an idiot.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 09:45 AM (zF6Iw)

530 Once the Koch brothers had cornered the fluorescent supply, they dumped all of their massive supply of incandescent on the market collapsing the standard light bulb market and making CFL's the only game in town.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 27, 2014 09:45 AM (BZAd3)

531 The Koch brothers originated the practice of calling good little lady leaders "bossy."

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2014 09:45 AM (udjuE)

532 The Koch Brothers came up with Microsoft Bob.

Posted by: joncelli at March 27, 2014 09:45 AM (RD7QR)

533 The Koch brothers were in Nick Saban's headset telling him to go for that last second field goal against Auburn.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at March 27, 2014 09:45 AM (0HooB)

534 523? Holy crap you people been here a while.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2014 09:46 AM (Hy7dS)

535 The Koch Brothers post "EN FUEGO!" to every thread.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 09:46 AM (zF6Iw)

536 The Koch brothers put us up to it.

Posted by: Two Girls One Cup at March 27, 2014 09:46 AM (JQuNB)

537 The Koch brothers planted tumbleweeds to choke out the American West.

Posted by: Fritz at March 27, 2014 09:46 AM (oJUxt)

538 The Koch brothers built Hoover Dam in two days.They spent the first day eating lunch.

Posted by: Wichita State at March 27, 2014 09:46 AM (88xKn)

539 I feel that I missed something... special... on the ONT. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 27, 2014 01:41 PM (4df7R) fnord (4df7R) Selected quotes (possibly paraphrases): "You'd think these guys have never seen breasts before." "Here's a glass of wine... join me." "May I touch Fluffy?"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 09:46 AM (qyfb5)

540 The Koch brothers visited my house that day.  I was sleeping upstairs.

Posted by: Lizzy Borden at March 27, 2014 09:46 AM (eoeps)

541 The Koch brothers own the utility company that supplies the electricity to the power behind the throne.

Posted by: Seamus M. at March 27, 2014 09:46 AM (g4TxM)

542 The Koch brothers fucked with my refrigerator, so the "thawed" steak that I had in the lowest crisper drawer froze again. How did they know?

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:46 AM (ZshNr)

543 Heh, libs get a See'N'Say of their own:

http://tinyurl.com/oodz7eo

I think the manufacturer is Koch Industries.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2014 09:47 AM (0AKks)

544 The Koch Brothers double-dip at Superb Owl parties. Sometimes triple-dip. Posted by: filbert

Wait!  What?

Posted by: Superb Owl at March 27, 2014 09:47 AM (MNq6o)

545
The Koch Brother's invented M and M's!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 27, 2014 09:47 AM (nQjHM)

546 530 Once the Koch brothers had cornered the fluorescent supply, they dumped all of their massive supply of incandescent on the market collapsing the standard light bulb market and making CFL's the only game in town. --- The Koch brothers pushed hard for fluoridation in order to compromise our precious bodily fluids!

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at March 27, 2014 09:47 AM (APuJ7)

547 Seriously, douchebag, if you would have actually read the email, you would see I included exactly the information your jerky response implies I was too stupid to include. Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 01:45 PM (Ryac4)

Reply All ---->  Dear Douchebag, I'm typing this slowly because I know you can't read very fast.  However if you look in the second paragraph, I answered your question before you even asked it.  Because I am living rent-free in your mind, bitch.  Sincerely, DangerGirl

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:47 AM (6T8Ay)

548 The Koch Brothers shot Archduke Ferdinand.

Posted by: filbert at March 27, 2014 09:47 AM (roTS7)

549 If we were FDA approved to treat jerkiness with baseball bats, I bet the rate of jerkiness would significantly decrease. Do people really not understand how they come across in emails or do they just not care?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 09:48 AM (Ryac4)

550 I saw Psychic Zoo Animals open for the Lolcats at Lol a palooza in 97.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2014 09:48 AM (Hy7dS)

551

I WANT a Superb Owl.

---

They are awesome, aren't they

Posted by: harry potter at March 27, 2014 09:48 AM (SO2Q8)

552 When a tree falls alone in the forest, the Koch Brothers caused it just to imagine it screaming.

Posted by: Beagle at March 27, 2014 09:48 AM (sOtz/)

553 The Koch brothers have been known to secretly switch peoples coffee with Folger's Crystal just to see their reaction.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2014 09:48 AM (g1DWB)

554 I've seen them at mediocre Owl parties and they weren't much better.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 09:48 AM (ZshNr)

555 I'd walk a mile to smoke a Koch!

Posted by: Ghey Kos Kid at March 27, 2014 09:48 AM (0FSuD)

556 555 I'd walk a mile to smoke a Koch! --- I think we have a thread winner.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 27, 2014 09:49 AM (APuJ7)

557 the fist in Chuck Norris's beard has K-O-C-H tattooed on the knuckles

Posted by: X at March 27, 2014 09:49 AM (KHo8t)

558 The Koch Brothers started the crack epidemic because they had shares in a glass tubing company.

Posted by: Bend your mind Not in yet who at March 27, 2014 09:49 AM (I3+56)

559 "You'd think these guys have never seen breasts before." "Here's a glass of wine... join me." "May I touch Fluffy?"  Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 01:46 PM (qyfb5)

Dammit!

I just finished!

Ugh.  BRB.  Bunk

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:49 AM (6T8Ay)

560 The Koch brothers made the hole in the ozone.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2014 09:49 AM (DrWcr)

561

The Canary Islands Airport staff weren't completely batshit crazy.  Here's what they saw:

 

http://bit.ly/1pcnyxm

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 27, 2014 09:49 AM (JtwS4)

562 The Koch Brothers know how magnets work and won't tell anybody else.

Posted by: joncelli at March 27, 2014 09:49 AM (RD7QR)

563 The Koch Brothers cut off the end of the final Soprano's episode.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 01:23 PM (7ObY1)

 

No, that was me. Given the story arc, I thought the series needed to end on an inexplicable, artsy-fartsy note that would leave viewers disappointed and confused, you know, as a demonstration of my awesome power.

 

And because, you know, endings are hard, damn it.

Posted by: David Chase at March 27, 2014 09:49 AM (gNlvW)

564 Wait! What? Posted by: Superb Owl at March 27, 2014 01:47 PM (MNq6o) The Koch Brothers invoke the Lawyers of the NFL against all who use the True Name of the High Holy of Holies without the express permission of the NFL.

Posted by: filbert at March 27, 2014 09:49 AM (roTS7)

565 The Koch brothers Prancercize® with their Zune.

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 09:50 AM (MNq6o)

566 The Koch Brothers are the 3 Peverell brothers, Masters of Death.

Posted by: Mama AJ...too obscure? at March 27, 2014 09:50 AM (SUKHu)

567 If we were FDA approved to treat jerkiness with baseball bats, I bet the rate of jerkiness would significantly decrease.  Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 01:48 PM (Ryac4)

Gonna be a lot of pent-up demand hitting the market all at once when they do!

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:50 AM (6T8Ay)

568 I WANT a Superb Owl. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 27, 2014 01:44 PM (4df7R) fnord (4df7R) http://bit.ly/1eVyhZR

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 09:50 AM (qyfb5)

569 Reply All ----> Dear Douchebag, I'm typing this slowly because I know you can't read very fast. However if you look in the second paragraph, I answered your question before you even asked it. Because I am living rent-free in your mind, bitch. Sincerely, DangerGirl Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 01:47 PM (6T8Ay) Great idea, Bannion. I'll send that as soon as you send me the money to pay my bills until I find employment again. Deal?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 09:50 AM (Ryac4)

570 The Koch Brothers  are preventing me from coming up with funny comparisons about the Koch Brothers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 09:50 AM (zF6Iw)

571 The Koch Bros. came to this thread and farted. I wondered where that old thread smell was coming from.

Posted by: Roy at March 27, 2014 09:50 AM (VndSC)

572 OT, but good grief.   That   Twitchy link in the sidebar about that bitch of an Ebony editor  employing   classic racism against    Raffi Williams is   enough to make me want to pull an Oedipus and stab my eyes out.    What an unrepentant,   overtly racist   whore.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:50 AM (4df7R)

573 The Koch brothers took Bruce Jenner's adam's apple.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2014 09:50 AM (DrWcr)

574 The Koch brothers  taught Rafael Nadal how to play tennis.

Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2014 09:50 AM (88xKn)

575

I WANT a Superb Owl.
---

They are awesome, aren't they.

 

 

No, they are not.  The damned things  woke  me up in the middle of the night   before my big  murder case in Alabama.

Posted by: Vincent Gambino, Esq. at March 27, 2014 09:51 AM (BAS5M)

576 Juan Williams's son is a conservative? Well slap my face and call me a fool. Maybe that mental disease can jump generations?

Posted by: maddogg at March 27, 2014 09:51 AM (xWW96)

577 The Koch brothers infected me with hepatitis.

Posted by: Pamela Anderson at March 27, 2014 09:51 AM (DrWcr)

578 The Koch Brothers wrote the screenplay for the last episode of "Lost"

Posted by: mrp at March 27, 2014 09:51 AM (JBggj)

579 OK, Koch brethren, I gotta go do stuff. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at March 27, 2014 09:51 AM (0HooB)

580 The Koch Bros. came to this thread and farted. I wondered where that old thread smell was coming from. No, that's just the Barrel. The Koch Barrel, I guess. I understand some of the 'Ettes just got done cleaning it. It's always a LOT worse after it gets cleaned.

Posted by: filbert at March 27, 2014 09:52 AM (roTS7)

581 The Koch brothers stole my dick.

Posted by: Wendy Carlos at March 27, 2014 09:52 AM (MNq6o)

582 I used to be an Optimist. Then I met the Koch brothers.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 27, 2014 09:52 AM (gb8Rm)

583 >>>> Non! Posted by: Talking Marcel Marceau Statue at March 27, 2014 01:39 PM (APuJ7) Evely little bleeze seems to whispel Louise....

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 27, 2014 09:52 AM (8MjqI)

584 The Koch brothers turned me on to heroin.

Posted by: Zombie Kurt Cobain at March 27, 2014 09:52 AM (DrWcr)

585 The Koch brothers produced all those alien contrails. Just to fuck with my head.

Posted by: Alex Jones at March 27, 2014 09:52 AM (JQuNB)

586 Koch brothers shot Art Mullens.

Posted by: votermom at March 27, 2014 09:53 AM (eZiGR)

587 I used to be a Toastmaster. Then the Koch Brothers stole my toast.

Posted by: filbert at March 27, 2014 09:53 AM (roTS7)

588 No more click thru's for the Post, baby. Like the NYT, CNN, MSNBC and Salon, they are dead to me.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 27, 2014 09:53 AM (7v8o1)

589 @561 I'm still not sure I look at that and think "airplane in the water" right off the bat....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2014 09:54 AM (gOoFi)

590 The Koch brothers gave me the idea for Jar Jar Binks.

Posted by: George Lucas at March 27, 2014 09:54 AM (DrWcr)

591 Great idea, Bannion. I'll send that as soon as you send me the money to pay my bills until I find employment again. Deal? Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 01:50 PM (Ryac4)


I'm sure an "arrangement" could be made.  IYKWIMAITTYD.


I am of the opinion that the only way people stop being jerks is to reflect their behavior right back at them.  You haven't explained why he gets to be an asshole and you do not.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:54 AM (6T8Ay)

592
STOP

STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Christie McVie  getting back with Fleetwood Mac.  New touring dates set !!!!

WOOOOT!!!!!


** I liked her a lot better than that other bitch.......

Posted by: fixerupper at March 27, 2014 09:54 AM (nELVU)

593 The Canary Islands Airport staff weren't completely batshit crazy. Here's what they saw: http://bit.ly/1pcnyxm Englisch, materficker! Sie youy sprechen sie?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 27, 2014 09:54 AM (naUcP)

594 Great idea, Bannion. I'll send that as soon as you send me the money to pay my bills until I find employment again. Deal?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 01:50 PM (Ryac4)



Do what I do, DG.   Send back a short, terse reply that says,


"So and so,


See paragraph (XYZ)"



And make   sure you hit "Reply All."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:54 AM (4df7R)

595 The Koch Brothers paid for Simona Halep's breast reduction surgery.

Posted by: Caount de Monet at March 27, 2014 09:54 AM (BAS5M)

596 I just get tired of the endless, relentless drumbeat from the Left. Lordy, gimme a break.
In other news I found my last bird, Yomama ( Yes, her name was a pun from Miss Emily, playing off the fiddler Yo-yo-ma ) dead this morning. 24 years old near as I can tell. Her mate, Fleedy made 27....
You don't get as attached to birds as you do dogs and cats- but she was a little patch of noise & briteness in the laundry room

Posted by: backhoe at March 27, 2014 09:55 AM (ULH4o)

597 OK the canary island shit is in Barrel language, aka Kraut. Pictures could have been taken anytime. What it say in American?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2014 09:55 AM (0FSuD)

598

Englisch, materficker! Sie youy sprechen sie?

 

Oh, come on.  The pictures are in English.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 27, 2014 09:55 AM (JtwS4)

599 The brothers K took my baby away.

Posted by: The Ramones at March 27, 2014 09:56 AM (DrWcr)

600 The Koch brothers turned me on to heroin.

You too?

Posted by: zombie Amy Winehouse at March 27, 2014 09:56 AM (0AKks)

601 The Koch brothers talked me into using slave labor to build the White Sea canal

Posted by: Iosif Vissarionvich at March 27, 2014 09:56 AM (fvZcg)

602 The Koch brothers ate my dingo.

Posted by: Elaine Benis at March 27, 2014 09:56 AM (JQuNB)

603 You don't get as attached to birds as you do dogs and cats- but she was a little patch of noise briteness in the laundry room

Posted by: backhoe at March 27, 2014 01:55 PM (ULH4o)



I'm sorry to hear that, backhoe.  


And when it comes to attachment, I bawled my eyes out when our little budgie passed away after only eight years   (which isn't bad for a budgie).    If it's worse than that for a dog or cat, I pray I never have either.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 09:57 AM (4df7R)

604 "Posted by: Mama AJ...too obscure? at March 27, 2014 01:50 PM (SUKHu)" =============================== Hey, could we possibly meet? The Peverell brothers are strangely fascinating to me.

Posted by: Tom Riddle at March 27, 2014 09:57 AM (CofEF)

605 The Koch Brothers originally dumped their used oil in Canada and now are pretending to 'extract' it out of the sand.

Posted by: Bend your mind Not in yet who at March 27, 2014 09:57 AM (I3+56)

606 Hah.....first Amy Winehouse reference. Now I know she's dead.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2014 09:57 AM (Hy7dS)

607 I'm having a hard time understanding what this letter is all about. This may be a silly question, but ..do members of Congress have the right to demand answers from private businesses? Is there some sort of formal investigation of wrongdoing that I'm unaware of? Have the Kochs been accused of any crimes that would warrant a congressional investigation? Why would Congressional Dems send such a letter? Does anybody else find it scary as helll that members of Congress would demand answers from citizens for what seems to be to be simply pursuing their rights as citizens?

Posted by: Reine at March 27, 2014 09:57 AM (5JsCL)

608 The Koch brothers showed me how to play the piano.

Posted by: Frederic Chopin at March 27, 2014 09:57 AM (88xKn)

609 Why don't people actually read emails in their entirety before sending out asshole responses that imply I am an idiot??? Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 01:42 PM (Ryac4) Do I have to say it? Because Koch Bros. To sum up, I had the following email exchange with someone this morning: Them: We never got a copy of that thing signed by everyone. Me: We have not yet received a copy signed by the other people. Them: Right. I said I need that copy that everyone signed. Me: I do not have a copy that is signed by everyone as those other people have not signed it. Here's the other firm's email for you to follow up with them on it as we have made multiple requests for that as well. Them: Since it appears I was unclear, we need a copy of the fully executed documents from all parties. Me: Since it appears that I was unclear, we do not have that either. We would also like a copy of that. Counsel X is the one who has to provide that. Counsel X, please provide that. Them: I don't know why you won't send me that. Me: It is not physically possible for me to send you that as I do not have a copy of that. Them: Oh. You don't have it. Me: No. I don't have it. Them: Okay, just checking have a nice day! That was the point at which I wanted to punch a kitten in the face.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 27, 2014 09:57 AM (mf5HN)

610

What it say in American?

 

Headline says Canaries mistook a ship for a crashed plane.  The second picture says that when they saw it at a distance it looked like a sea landing for an airliner.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 27, 2014 09:58 AM (JtwS4)

611 The Koch Brothers are the 3 Peverell brothers, Masters of Death.

Harry Potter NEEEEEEERD!

Posted by: Ogre[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 27, 2014 09:58 AM (9PrpA)

612 Those who do not learn from the lessons of history were defrauded by the Koch Brothers.

Posted by: Beagle at March 27, 2014 09:58 AM (sOtz/)

613

The Koch Brothers forced this really cute redhead girl to whisper-sing the lyrics to Cruel Summer in my ear at luncheon in an art museum.

 

So, like, we're cool.

Posted by: Bigby's Grabby Hands at March 27, 2014 09:58 AM (3ZtZW)

614

 

the koch brothers t-peed my house

Posted by: kj at March 27, 2014 09:59 AM (lKyWE)

615 I wonder if we can get the Koch Brothers to finance a new thread.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2014 09:59 AM (ix+5k)

616 The Koch brothers buried me.

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Hoffa at March 27, 2014 10:00 AM (0FSuD)

617 Jesus....when you sit somewhere where CNN is on it's like The 24 Hour Obama Channel. You'd think ever *they* would get sick of it.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2014 10:00 AM (Hy7dS)

618 The dissolution: From closer distance one sees a crane-like structure, which witnesses regarded probably first as an airplane\n\nPhoto: NOSOLOSURF

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2014 10:00 AM (gOoFi)

619 615 I wonder if we can get the Koch Brothers to finance a new thread. Hell no!

Posted by: The Koch Brothers at March 27, 2014 10:00 AM (JQuNB)

620 The Koch Brothers are refusing to put up a new thread forcing the horde to run this into the ground.

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2014 10:00 AM (fWAjv)

621 Counsel X is on the Koch brothers payroll.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 10:00 AM (ZshNr)

622 That was the point at which I wanted to punch a kitten in the face.  Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 27, 2014 01:57 PM (mf5HN)

::: nods to personnel manning kitten skeet thrower :::

Pull!

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:01 AM (6T8Ay)

623
The Koch brothers made us go our own ways.

Posted by: Fleetwood Mac at March 27, 2014 10:01 AM (nELVU)

624 Koch bro's?   Never heard of 'em

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 27, 2014 10:01 AM (GjPnA)

625 Wandering in....


That twitter self-immolation by the Ebony editor is comedy fucking gold!


True fact:  I also did not realize that Juan Williams' son was black until I checked his AVI.




Posted by: EC at March 27, 2014 10:01 AM (GQ8sn)

626 "This may be a silly question, but ..do members of Congress have the right to demand answers from private businesses?"

No they don't, it's harassment and intimidation.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 27, 2014 10:01 AM (IV4od)

627 Koch Brothers. Brothers are men. Hitler was man. Anne Frank was a woman. Really, do I need to spell this all out?

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:01 AM (4+AaH)

628 617 Jesus....when you sit somewhere where CNN is on it's like The 24 Hour Obama Channel. You'd think ever *they* would get sick of it. My Samsung Galley 4 has a TV remote on it. I just change the channel. It really freaks out the staff.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2014 10:01 AM (0FSuD)

629 The Koch Brothers came a-callin' on Becky.  And there were three two of them.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2014 10:01 AM (BAS5M)

630 The Koch brothers took my toilet paper away.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at March 27, 2014 10:01 AM (DrWcr)

631

The Koch Brothers forced this really cute redhead girl to whisper-sing the lyrics to Cruel Summer in my ear at luncheon in an art museum.


So, like, we're cool.

 

Posted by: Bigby's Grabby Hands at March 27, 2014 01:58 PM (3ZtZW)

 

I, on the other hand, who now have that earworm in my head, am going to hunt you down and hurt you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 10:02 AM (zF6Iw)

632 You'd think even *they* would get sick of it.
Posted by: eleven

No way. When we get sick or tired of it, we have plenty of ice cold Obama ball sweat to perk us up again.

YUUMMMYYY

xox
CNN

Posted by: Bruce at March 27, 2014 10:02 AM (igJW1)

633 The Koch brothers framed me for arson.

Posted by: Mrs. O'Leary's Cow at March 27, 2014 10:02 AM (SY2Kh)

634 617 Jesus....when you sit somewhere where CNN is on it's like The 24 Hour Obama Channel. Hey, that worked for me!

Posted by: Zombie Fidel Castro at March 27, 2014 10:02 AM (7ObY1)

635 Why don't people actually read emails in their entirety before sending out asshole responses that imply I am an idiot???

I like those emails.  I respond by using a highlighter on the part that answers their questions.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 27, 2014 10:02 AM (9PrpA)

636 Cui Bono? I knew Sonny Bono faked his death and is behind all this treachery!

Posted by: Trust a J-School sumo cum loud at March 27, 2014 10:02 AM (wu/TK)

637 The Koch bro's gave me cankles...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 27, 2014 10:02 AM (GjPnA)

638 The Koch brothers train BMV employees.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 27, 2014 10:02 AM (8MjqI)

639 Headline says Canaries mistook a ship for a crashed plane. The second picture says that when they saw it at a distance it looked like a sea landing for an airliner. As much as we joke, I'm kinda glad someone is hypersensitive, instead of the opposite.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2014 10:02 AM (ix+5k)

640
The Koch Brothers refused to compose Barky O'Fartface's letter of apology to Vlad Putin for criticizing the jailing of Pussy Riot. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 27, 2014 10:02 AM (nQjHM)

641 >>Posted by: Tom Riddle Eek! >>Harry Potter NEEEEEEERD! I'm about to be in mourning: I'm almost done reading the series to the youngest kid, having already read it aloud twice before to the other kids. I'm not really trying to convince the cat that she wants me to read to her...who told you that??

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 27, 2014 10:02 AM (SUKHu)

642 If I had a hammer, I'd hammer the Koch brothers in the morning and all over this land.

Posted by: Zombie Woody Gruithre. at March 27, 2014 10:03 AM (0FSuD)

643 The Koch brothers have destroyed puns for me entirely.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 10:03 AM (ZshNr)

644 I, on the other hand, who now have that earworm in my head, am going to hunt you down and hurt you.<<< Bite and give rabies.

Posted by: Muskrat Love at March 27, 2014 10:03 AM (VndSC)

645 Jesus....when you sit somewhere where CNN is on it's like The 24 Hour Obama Channel.

You'd think ever *they* would get sick of it.

Perhaps this will help explain: http://youtu.be/7xxgRUyzgs0

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2014 10:04 AM (0AKks)

646 That twitter self-immolation by the Ebony editor is comedy fucking gold! Posted by: EC at March 27, 2014 02:01 PM (GQ8sn)


Linkage?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:04 AM (6T8Ay)

647

I, on the other hand, who now have that earworm in my head, am going to hunt you down and hurt you.

 

Just think about a Stones song...

Posted by: Bigby's Grabby Hands at March 27, 2014 10:04 AM (3ZtZW)

648 Wandering in.... That twitter self-immolation by the Ebony editor is comedy fucking gold! True fact: I also did not realize that Juan Williams' son was black until I checked his AVI. Posted by: EC at March 27, 2014 02:01 PM (GQ8sn) The trap he set for her was Horde worthy in it's deviousness.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 27, 2014 10:04 AM (mf5HN)

649 Linkage?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 02:04 PM (6T8Ay)


Sidebar.



Read all the way to the end of the page.  Trust me!

Posted by: EC at March 27, 2014 10:04 AM (GQ8sn)

650 The Koch Brothers insist upon themselves.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 10:04 AM (zF6Iw)

651 I am of the opinion that the only way people stop being jerks is to reflect their behavior right back at them. You haven't explained why he gets to be an asshole and you do not. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 01:54 PM (6T8Ay) Because he is a VP and I will lose my job.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 10:04 AM (EYfcP)

652 On a conference call. Customer demanded that their application be moved to a closer datacenter to improve performance. Mucho dinero spent to build out infrastructure in new, closer datacenter. Customer now wants a business case to move data centers since it is risky. I am guessing the customer is a Koch Brothers subsidiary.

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:04 AM (4+AaH)

653 The Koch Brothers broke up The Beatles. (Yoko is on their payroll)

Posted by: drill_thrawl at March 27, 2014 10:05 AM (H84UO)

654 Them: What do you mean you haven't received this important notice? It was faxed to you 4 times Me: The fax # on your attachment doesn't belong to my office or any office in my company. Them: So, you haven't received it? Me: Well, no. Not if it was faxed to a fax number that does not belong to my company. Them: I think it's kind of negligent of you not to inform us that you didn't receive it Me: How could I notify you that I didn't receive something that I didn't know was coming to me? Them: But they faxed it to you 4 times This is getting rather circular.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 10:05 AM (7ObY1)

655 I, on the other hand, who now have that earworm in my head, am going to hunt you down and hurt you.


----

Here ..... let me help you with that.


♪  Almost Heaven..... West Viginiaaaaa....  Blue Ridge Mountaaaiins.... ♫

Posted by: John Denver at March 27, 2014 10:05 AM (nELVU)

656 The trap he set for her was Horde worthy in it's deviousness.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 27, 2014 02:04 PM (mf5HN)



Some people are too stupid to realize they've been PWNED so thoroughly.



Posted by: EC at March 27, 2014 10:05 AM (GQ8sn)

657 Why would Congressional Dems send such a letter? Does anybody else find it scary as helll that members of Congress would demand answers from citizens for what seems to be to be simply pursuing their rights as citizens? Posted by: Reine at March 27, 2014 01:57 PM (5JsCL) fnord (5JsCL) Thuggish intimidation and yes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 10:06 AM (qyfb5)

658 Screw it DangerGirl ... just key his car and be done with it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 27, 2014 10:06 AM (gb8Rm)

659 The Koch brothers caused the dinosaur extinction to fuel their future energy exploration investments. Yeah, they're that powerful.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2014 10:06 AM (udjuE)

660 (sucking) The Koch Brothers is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Roy at March 27, 2014 10:06 AM (VndSC)

661 Eh, I was trying to be helpful.   I'm like that.  I was even going to fetch some Nastassja Kinski for alex, but she's busy shooting skeet kitties.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 27, 2014 10:06 AM (JtwS4)

662 Remember the Grassy Knoll And always ponder the Koch's role

Posted by: Trust a J-School sumo cum loud at March 27, 2014 10:07 AM (wu/TK)

663 The Koch brothers egged Justin Beiber's neighbor's house.

Posted by: Fritz at March 27, 2014 10:07 AM (oJUxt)

664 That was the point at which I wanted to punch a kitten in the face. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 27, 2014 01:57 PM (mf5HN) fnord (mf5HN) http://bit.ly/1rGh77J

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 10:07 AM (qyfb5)

665 That was the point at which I wanted to punch a kitten in the face.

I blame multi-tasking.  I think lots of people have problems reading simple English because they don't read carefully and think that their scan to get the "feel" instead of clear meaning is good enough.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 27, 2014 10:08 AM (9PrpA)

666 Customer: Why are you insisting that we move datacenters? Our side: You demanded it, we have the work all done, now it is ready to execute. Customer: Yes, but why would we want to do this? ::EYEROLL::

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:08 AM (4+AaH)

667 The Koch Brothers are making a list of everyone on this thread who has pointed out what they have done...and they will MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at March 27, 2014 10:08 AM (1Hxgp)

668 The Koch Brothers made me choke on my own vomiiiiiiihakhakcofcof (thud)

Posted by: Zombie Jimi Hendrix at March 27, 2014 10:08 AM (7ObY1)

669 @651 "...reflect their behavior right back at them" What to do when the opening gambits in the Golden Rule go horribly wrong. It applies in many situations, even international relations.

Posted by: Beagle at March 27, 2014 10:08 AM (sOtz/)

670 The Koch Brothers cancelled Star Trek.

Posted by: --- at March 27, 2014 10:08 AM (0p/qx)

671 The Koch Brothers is the real reason Chick-fil-a is closed on Sunday's. Bastards.

Posted by: Bend your mind Not in yet who at March 27, 2014 10:08 AM (I3+56)

672 It sees as if the Koch Brothers have seized Ace.

Posted by: Pug-De-Da! at March 27, 2014 10:08 AM (vFh9Q)

673 Uh, Malaysia 320, yeah, please divert to 255° and reset electrical breakers...

Posted by: Koch Bros. [/i][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:08 AM (Uabwh)

674 I blame multi-tasking. I think lots of people have problems reading simple English because they don't read carefully and think that their scan to get the "feel" instead of clear meaning is good enough. Works for me.

Posted by: John Roberts at March 27, 2014 10:09 AM (JQuNB)

675 I need to go have drinks with AtC and MWR. I think we all could be very good friends. (not in that way, Bannion....)

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 10:09 AM (EYfcP)

676 Eh, I was trying to be helpful. I'm like that. I was even going to fetch some Nastassja Kinski for alex, but she's busy shooting skeet kitties. Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 27, 2014 02:06 PM (JtwS4) I think I can manage my time to pay proper attention to both.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 27, 2014 10:09 AM (mf5HN)

677 Leave Yoko alooooooone!

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2014 10:09 AM (Hy7dS)

678

Why would Congressional Dems send such a letter? Does anybody else find it scary as helll that members of Congress would demand answers from citizens for what seems to be to be simply pursuing their rights as citizens?

 

--

 

Every time gasoline goes up by more than a     quarter, they call in execs.  If I were them, I would speak clearly into the microphone:

"You can't run the country, yet you propose to tell me how to run my business?  It's none of your business. "   I'd leave out the FYNQ part

Posted by: Lizzy Borden at March 27, 2014 10:09 AM (eoeps)

679 The Koch Brotherhood took over Egypt and ruined the Arab Spring.

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:09 AM (4+AaH)

680 603?
MWR?

Thank you. She had a good run. A little patch of brightness in a nearly-empty house. I suspect it was just old age that killed her. I still have Miss Emily's Border Collie, and he's a good guy- sweet as a kitten. I had to give my Rhodesian Ridgeback, Sasha, back to animal control here. She developed a habit of tunneling under the fence & running away- and not coming when called. We have people who trap & kill animals here, supposedly a van or two full of Mexicans who steal dogs for dogfighting rings. At the rate it was going she was going to get run over, stolen, or otherwise killed. I hope she found a good home. Excellent dog- just too much for an old guy to handle.

Posted by: backhoe at March 27, 2014 10:09 AM (ULH4o)

681 Nobooooody knoooows
The trouble I seeeeeeen
Nobody knooooows
Because the Koch brothers   KILLED THEM ALL!!!!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:10 AM (4df7R)

682 That twitter self-immolation by the Ebony editor is comedy fucking gold! Posted by: EC

Did you get in close on that Twitter pic of hers?  Fucking hilarious!  Looks like it was shot on location of Shaft!

Posted by: Dang at March 27, 2014 10:10 AM (MNq6o)

683 The Koch brothers gave Christopher Walken dancing lessons.

Posted by: Frederic Chopin at March 27, 2014 10:10 AM (88xKn)

684 The Koch Brothers cancelled Star Trek. Posted by: --- at March 27, 2014 02:08 PM (0p/qx) And then they produced Voyager.

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:10 AM (4+AaH)

685 671 The Koch Brothers is the real reason Chick-fil-a is closed on Sunday's. Bastards. Hobby Lobby is closed on Sundays too. Because RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS and KOCH BROTHERS But mostly KOCH BROTHERS.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 10:10 AM (7ObY1)

686 warehoused moon landing footprints show Kochs' standing

Posted by: Trust a J-School sumo cum loud at March 27, 2014 10:11 AM (wu/TK)

687

 

that iceberg,yeah the koch brothers put it there.

Posted by: Capt Edward Smith at March 27, 2014 10:11 AM (lKyWE)

688 AtC. Your story makes me happy that my er "employees" are simply incompetent and clumsy. And they spill things a lot. Such is the life of a stay at home mom.

Posted by: Lauren at March 27, 2014 10:11 AM (hFL/3)

689 If the Koch brothers had another brother, he would look like Trayvon.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 27, 2014 10:11 AM (8MjqI)

690 The Koch brothers eliminated the Oxford comma because they want to drive us all insane.

Posted by: George Will at March 27, 2014 10:11 AM (JQuNB)

691 What if every fucking word in the Washington Post article was accurate? What law would the Koch's have broken?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at March 27, 2014 10:11 AM (R8hU8)

692 Who made me drink all that booze? Yep, the Koch brothers.

Posted by: Zombie Jimmie Hendrix at March 27, 2014 10:11 AM (0FSuD)

693 The Koch Brothers sued the producers of Talladega Nights for using their copy righted nicknames, Shake and Bake.

Posted by: Bend your mind Not in yet who at March 27, 2014 10:12 AM (I3+56)

694 The Koch Brothers stole the bomp from the bomp she-bomp she-bomp The Koch Brothers stole the ram from the ramalama ding dong.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 10:12 AM (7ObY1)

695 Ok now that I have composed myself as a proper peon employee should, I sent this: Hi X, The batch you are referring to is a California batch which we do not have here in Texas. As stated in the previous email, Y said she would be checking on that and I'm sure she will update the form with her results. Again, here were my results for the batch I have on hand: blahblah. Thanks. DG PS- GO FUCK YOURSELF

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 10:12 AM (EYfcP)

696 The Koch Brothers wrote the last episode of Seinfeld.

Posted by: --- at March 27, 2014 10:13 AM (0p/qx)

697 Did you get in close on that Twitter pic of hers? Fucking hilarious! Looks like it was shot on location of Shaft!


The Jamie Dupree link also mentions that she is the daughter of a Black Panther.


Now the whole world knows she's a racist bitch.


Posted by: EC at March 27, 2014 10:13 AM (GQ8sn)

698 Koch Brothers funded Windows 8.

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:13 AM (4+AaH)

699 That twitter self-immolation by the Ebony editor is comedy fucking gold! Posted by: EC


I LOVE how she's like,  "All you stupid conservative trolls get off my Twitter feed!  I already apologized!"



And people respond,  "You apologized for assuming he's white, not   for     the fact that you were willing to discount his opinions   because you thought    he was white.    Apologize,   you ridiculous excuse for a so-called human being!"



And she's all,  "Fuck you, I'm awesome and the rest of you are racist trolls."



I would love to punch her in the mouth but my arm would disappear up to the elbow in her jowls.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:13 AM (4df7R)

700 Nastassja, new to me (which is unheard of): http://bit.ly/QjFURb

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 27, 2014 10:13 AM (JtwS4)

701 700?

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2014 10:13 AM (Hy7dS)

702 Cui bono?

U2, Brute?

Posted by: Shit Caesar Said at March 27, 2014 10:13 AM (fOLwM)

703 what's interesting is reading Wicki view on Soros life
and wicki entries on Koch's

while both state pros and cons, Soros seems  to be treated as if Yes he hurt economies  and   well germany..BUT look at these other great things he funds!

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 10:14 AM (nqBYe)

704 The Koch Brothers sued the producers of Talladega Nights for using their copy righted nicknames, Shake and Bake. Their settlement terms forced Sacha Baron Cohen on the movie.

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:14 AM (4+AaH)

705 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 27, 2014 02:13 PM (4df7R) Is it at Twitchy?

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2014 10:14 AM (fWAjv)

706 It sees as if the Koch Brothers have seized Ace. He had to run to the bank to cash his Koch brothers check.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 27, 2014 10:14 AM (SY2Kh)

707 I need to go have drinks with AtC and MWR. I think we all could be very good friends. (not in that way, Bannion....) Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 02:09 PM (EYfcP)

Merovign and I are hugely disappointed.

For now...

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:14 AM (6T8Ay)

708 >>Your story makes me happy that my er "employees" are simply incompetent and clumsy. And they spill things a lot. I quit working when my oldest was two and it was a relief to be around someone who was *actually* two, not just had the emotional maturity of a 2 year old.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 27, 2014 10:15 AM (SUKHu)

709 The Koch brothers deserve much closer media scrutiny.

Posted by: George Soros at March 27, 2014 10:15 AM (JQuNB)

710 I just lost a couple hundred thousand brain cells reading the comments at WaPo. And their votes count the same as ours. We Are So Screwed.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 10:15 AM (7ObY1)

711 You   will   KEEP      your     Koch/Keystone   post,   and you will LIKE IT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:15 AM (4df7R)

712 Is it at Twitchy?

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2014 02:14 PM (fWAjv)



Sidebar.



This one has to be one of the all time greatest "foot so far in your mouth you could kick your own ass" FAILS.


You can literally tell the exact moment of pwnage.



Posted by: EC at March 27, 2014 10:15 AM (GQ8sn)

713 Just received this email from OFA: This is some sick crap Friend -- This should humiliate anyone who's ever been associated with the Koch brothers. One of their anti-Obamacare groups is going to college campuses, giving away free booze to try to bribe young folks out of getting health insurance. Let them spend their millions on sick crap like that. Whether they like it or not, they're losing this debate, all because of the work you're doing. We're the group that's capable of putting these groups in their place. Here's why I'm writing -- we're facing a huge fundraising deadline on Monday, and I need to know if you'll chip in to help. According to our records associated with this exact email address, you haven't chipped in yet this year: -- Supporter Status: Active -- 2014 Membership: Pending -- Suggested action: Donate $5 or more today. If I had one thing to say to the Koch brothers, it'd be: "SCOREBOARD!" Despite the millions of dollars they've spent, more than 5 million Americans have already signed up for private plans through the health insurance marketplace. We're beating them through one-on-one conversations, helping people get the facts about getting covered, and dismantling the lies these groups are spreading about health care reform. No matter what change we're fighting for, it seems like the Koch brothers have always been on the other side. Our track record is pretty damn good. We've shown we can beat them, because we're building something bigger, stronger, and smarter than just a pile of money. We'll never be able to go toe-to-toe with their checkbook -- and we don't need to, because we have a much more powerful tool in the hundreds of thousands of Americans standing up to make their voices heard. That's what makes us different, and it's what makes these fundraising deadlines so important. Your donation matters -- chip in $5 or more today:

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 27, 2014 10:15 AM (DmNpO)

714 the koch's believe breasts are over rated.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 10:15 AM (nqBYe)

715 Hindenburg?  Koch bros....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 27, 2014 10:16 AM (GjPnA)

716 Speaking of clumsy, my youngest literally just ran smack into the ottoman, bounced off, fell over, cried for a second, and then picked up a near by book.

Posted by: Lauren at March 27, 2014 10:16 AM (hFL/3)

717 the koch's believe breasts are over rated.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 02:15 PM (nqBYe)



I like wings myself.



Posted by: EC at March 27, 2014 10:17 AM (GQ8sn)

718 Poetry lost its popular appeal cuz the Kochs' oil taints afield

Posted by: Trust a J-School sumo cum loud at March 27, 2014 10:17 AM (wu/TK)

719 EC,  oh, that sounds delicious .

now i'm hungry.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 10:17 AM (nqBYe)

720 Koch Brothers just ran my spiced rum out. The conference call goes on.

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:17 AM (4+AaH)

721 Our track record is pretty damn good. We've shown we can beat them, because we're building something bigger, stronger, and smarter than just a pile of money.

.....

Your donation matters -- chip in $5 or more today:

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 27, 2014 02:15 PM (DmNpO)


Self-awareness.

She is a cruel bitch indeed.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:17 AM (6T8Ay)

722 the koch's believe breasts are over rated. Assmen Unite!

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2014 10:17 AM (Hy7dS)

723

Ace forgot about us, didn't he?

 

That, or he is lying on a couch    somewhere      with a rivulet of cherry NyQuil running down his chin.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2014 10:18 AM (eoeps)

724 EC, oh, that sounds delicious .

now i'm hungry.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 02:17 PM (nqBYe)


Sorry, didn't mean to make you hungry.

Posted by: EC at March 27, 2014 10:18 AM (GQ8sn)

725 Sidebar. This one has to be one of the all time greatest "foot so far in your mouth you could kick your own ass" FAILS. You can literally tell the exact moment of pwnage. Posted by: EC at March 27, 2014 02:15 PM (GQ8sn) Thanks. Was just reading some 'LauraLevites' bitch. Talk about class.

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2014 10:18 AM (fWAjv)

726 The Koch Brothers sometimes don't even wear pants.

Posted by: David Brooks at March 27, 2014 10:18 AM (sOtz/)

727 Bob Dole was never a fan of the Koch brothers.

Posted by: Bob Dole at March 27, 2014 10:18 AM (JQuNB)

728 Tha Kawch brothahs awuw dumb! They awuw nawt smaht! Yuh unnerstan me?GOOD!!!!

Posted by: @fjusdge **udey at March 27, 2014 10:19 AM (Kxz3Y)

729 Koch Brothers gave something to ace worth nutting over.

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:19 AM (4+AaH)

730 I need to go have drinks with AtC and MWR. I think we all could be very good friends. (not in that way, Bannion....)

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 02:09 PM (EYfcP)




Oh hell yes.  


I mean, I deliberately write very  detailed emails.   I'll provide a little summary at teh top, then go into greater detail in the rest of the body of the text.  I will include who should be contacted for questions, what the deadlines are, what information we're looking for, etc, etc.


And I swear to God NO ONE READS ANY OF IT. 


I had someone emailing me back and forth the other day who kept calling me "Beth."   Beth is the name of someone I work with on occasion   and who was also, at one time, involved in that particular email conversation.    But no matter how many times I included my email signature line,  no matter how many times I signed it, "-MWR," no matter how many times I said,  "Hey there, XYZ!  MWR here," no matter that my full name is IN THE EMAIL ADDRESS,   he still kept referring to me as "Beth."


Just.   Read.   The.   Words.   O. M. G.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:19 AM (4df7R)

731 Ace is the Koch brothers.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 27, 2014 10:19 AM (JtwS4)

732

You will KEEP your Koch/Keystone post, and you will LIKE IT.

 

But first. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 10:19 AM (zF6Iw)

733 Oh! Teh hyooo--MANatee!!!!

Posted by: Bigby's Grabby Hands at March 27, 2014 10:19 AM (3ZtZW)

734 This one has to be one of the all time greatest "foot so far in your mouth you could kick your own ass" FAILS. You can literally tell the exact moment of pwnage. Posted by: EC at March 27, 2014 02:15 PM (GQ8sn) The setup was awesome! "Who are you referring to...." And even better, it was on the interwebs, so it'll be around (Sandlot kid) FOR-EVVV-ERRRR.

Posted by: Mainah at March 27, 2014 10:19 AM (659DL)

735 Mendaciousness is a lifestyle

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at March 27, 2014 10:19 AM (kFxpe)

736 Bob Dole was never a fan of the Koch brothers.

And just where do you think Viagra comes from?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2014 10:19 AM (0AKks)

737 The Koch Brothers sent out the fund raising e-mail for anti- Koch support just so they could get some walk around money.

Posted by: Bend your mind Not in yet who at March 27, 2014 10:20 AM (I3+56)

738 Lauren, we should all have homes made of padded walls and floors.

we had a sunken livingroom pit, appx 18 inch   drop. what did we have to do after a few mths?  build framing and cover it .

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 10:20 AM (nqBYe)

739 Yes, the Koch bro's were behind me too...

Posted by: Lace Wigs at March 27, 2014 10:20 AM (GjPnA)

740 I mean, I deliberately write very detailed emails. I'll provide a little summary at teh top, then go into greater detail in the rest of the body of the text. I will include who should be contacted for questions, what the deadlines are, what information we're looking for, etc, etc. And I swear to God NO ONE READS ANY OF IT. Beth that's HORRIBLE!

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:20 AM (4+AaH)

741 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 27, 2014 02:19 PM (4df7R)

So....your real name is Beth?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2014 10:21 AM (QFxY5)

742 Speaking of clumsy, my youngest literally just ran smack into the ottoman, bounced off, fell over, cried for a second, and then picked up a near by book.

Posted by: Lauren at March 27, 2014 02:16 PM (hFL/3)



Resiliency, thy name is kids!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:21 AM (4df7R)

743 Welcome to AoSHQ, Beth.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 27, 2014 10:21 AM (JQuNB)

744 The Koch Brothers have wallpapers on their laptops of Sarah Palin in her underwear

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2014 10:21 AM (aTXUx)

745 Just. Read. The. Words. O. M. G.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 27, 2014 02:19 PM (4df7R)



Oh Beth, what can I do?



Posted by: EC at March 27, 2014 10:21 AM (GQ8sn)

746 Beth I hear you calling . . . .

Posted by: KISS at March 27, 2014 10:21 AM (BAS5M)

747 And I swear to God NO ONE READS ANY OF IT. Beth that's HORRIBLE! Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 02:20 PM (4+AaH) Call 911. I think my stomach lining just split from laughing!

Posted by: Mainah at March 27, 2014 10:21 AM (659DL)

748 The Koch brothers made me leave my family.

Posted by: Wendy Davis at March 27, 2014 10:22 AM (DrWcr)

749 As I posted earlier, part of living in a totalitarian state is using the power of govt to suppress the opposition. Waxman is an idiot to begin with, and retiring anyway. If I'm the Koch's, I tell him to go stuff it, that they're private business owners, and to speak with their attorney. If the IRS can delay documentation on targeting T Parties, then the Koch's can stall and delay Waxman.

Posted by: Pelosi Schmelosi at March 27, 2014 10:22 AM (jHf6U)

750 I need to go have drinks with AtC and MWR. I think we all could be very good friends. (not in that way, Bannion....) Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 02:09 PM (EYfcP) The power of NoVaMoMee: Electric Bugaloo compels!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 27, 2014 10:22 AM (mf5HN)

751 DG, drop me a line.  Email in sig.


Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:22 AM (6T8Ay)

752 An almost two-hour-old post, over 700 comments, and not one mention of boobs. It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 27, 2014 10:22 AM (gBnkX)

753 What if every fucking word in the Washington Post article was accurate? What law would the Koch's have broken? Posted by: Velvet Ambition at March 27, 2014 02:11 PM (R8hU fnord (R8hU Fen's law?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 10:22 AM (qyfb5)

754
♫ Beth what can I dooooooo..... ♪

Posted by: KISS at March 27, 2014 10:22 AM (nELVU)

755 Here you go, "Beth": http://youtu.be/uABnCLr4Pp0

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2014 10:22 AM (0AKks)

756 The Koch Brothers don't respect mah authoritah!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 10:22 AM (zF6Iw)

757

The Koch Bros killed Little Bunny Foo-Foo

 

...when he was hopping through the forest

Posted by: Bigby's Grabby Hands at March 27, 2014 10:22 AM (3ZtZW)

758

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 27, 2014 02:19 PM (4df7R)

 

 

Beth I hear ya' callin',, but I can't come home right now...

Posted by: Gene Simmons at March 27, 2014 10:22 AM (GjPnA)

759 Beth that's HORRIBLE!

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 02:20 PM (4+AaH)



741 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 27, 2014 02:19 PM (4df7R)


So....your real name is Beth?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2014 02:21 PM (QFxY5)



*maintains eye contact with blaster and CBD while writing    their names   very deliberately    in large    ledger*


Soon, you two.


SOON.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:23 AM (4df7R)

760 An almost two-hour-old post, over 700 comments, and not one mention of boobs.


It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 27, 2014 02:22 PM (gBnkX)


-----


...... the Koch Brothers.... those bastards.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 27, 2014 10:23 AM (nELVU)

761 Great Atlantis was sunk by fracking Koch punks

Posted by: Trust a J-School sumo cum loud at March 27, 2014 10:23 AM (wu/TK)

762 The power of NoVaMoMee: Electric Bugaloo compels!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 27, 2014 02:22 PM (mf5HN)

That WOULD be something.  Wouldn't it?

::: loads up Amazon.com and orders extra hidden cameras :::

Yes.  Yes it would.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:23 AM (6T8Ay)

763 The Koch Brothers paid Rupert Murdoch to cancel Firefly

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at March 27, 2014 10:23 AM (aTXUx)

764 Beth was hands-down the best couples-skate at the roller rink.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 27, 2014 10:23 AM (DmNpO)

765 MWR, you just about guaranteed that you will be serenaded with "Beth" by the morons at the NoVaMoMee.



Good going!



Posted by: EC at March 27, 2014 10:23 AM (GQ8sn)

766 The Koch brothers took AtC's hotassery links away.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2014 10:23 AM (DrWcr)

767

no matter that my full name is IN THE EMAIL ADDRESS, he still kept referring to me as "Beth."

 

Thank you, MWR.  I no longer have "Cruel Summer" as the earworm in my head.

 

Now it's "Beth."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 10:23 AM (zF6Iw)

768 That person I was emailing?   Who kept calling me Beth?



You guessed it.



One of the Koch brothers.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:24 AM (4df7R)

769 Beth I hear ya' callin',, but I can't come home right now...

Posted by: Gene Simmons

Great, the Koch brothers have indirectly gotten this stinky song stuck in my head.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at March 27, 2014 10:24 AM (fk1A8)

770

An almost two-hour-old post, over 700 comments, and not one mention of boobs.


 

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

 

 

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 27, 2014 02:22 PM (gBnkX)

 

 

Beth, please refer to post  #595.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2014 10:24 AM (BAS5M)

771 714 the koch's believe breasts are over rated.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 02:15 PM (nqBYe)


Burn the ,better late then never.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 10:24 AM (nqBYe)

772 Boobs at 800. Let's go!

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2014 10:24 AM (Hy7dS)

773 @701 this much --> {}

Posted by: Seamus M. at March 27, 2014 10:24 AM (g4TxM)

774 Why they call you Beff?

Posted by: Ebonics Man at March 27, 2014 10:24 AM (I3+56)

775 I like wings myself. Posted by: EC at March 27, 2014 02:17 PM (GQ8sn) fnord (GQ8sn) Mmmm, wings. http://bit.ly/QkkfIt

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 10:24 AM (qyfb5)

776 Firefly cancellation?  Koch brothers, of course.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2014 10:24 AM (do3Ql)

777

 

All ya'll just bite me,, You to Beth (if that is your name) 

Posted by: Koch Brothers Inc at March 27, 2014 10:25 AM (GjPnA)

778 It's like I don't even know you people anymore. Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 27, 2014 02:22 PM (gBnkX) People don't even read the comments anymore? Dude, there are boobs in there.

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:25 AM (4+AaH)

779

Some days it ain't so bad bein' me.

Posted by: Zeppo Koch, The Other Koch Brother at March 27, 2014 10:25 AM (gNlvW)

780 Another couple hundred comments and we'll be blaming a Boy Named Beth Koch for everything.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 27, 2014 10:25 AM (SUKHu)

781 I hope none of the morons act like this hasn't happened before. You're on a first date, it's early in the evening and you've just sat down for drink. Your date says that they are going to the bathroom and will be "back in a minute". Now, the place is closing and you're still waiting for your date to return. Ace has left the building.

Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2014 10:25 AM (u2a4R)

782 *maintains eye contact with blaster and CBD while writing their names very deliberately in large ledger* Soon, you two. SOON.  Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 27, 2014 02:23 PM (4df7R

Better hope Cochran isn't in this thread, or the first thing you're gonna hear on June 21st is "Hey, Beth!"

Of course it will be at 105 decibels...so there's that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:25 AM (6T8Ay)

783 Beth, just stare into my eyes and all will be well. http://bit.ly/1ja6NRu

Posted by: Karl Urban: Who Totally Reads Carefully His Emails at March 27, 2014 10:25 AM (mf5HN)

784 The Koch brothers killed Kenny.

Posted by: obligatory at March 27, 2014 10:25 AM (QupBk)

785 Was it over when the Koch Brothers bombed Pearl Harbor!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at March 27, 2014 10:25 AM (nsQhi)

786 The Koch brothers force Gabe to always spell "y'all" wrong.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2014 10:25 AM (DrWcr)

787 poor Beth

here's a bagel.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 10:26 AM (nqBYe)

788 738?
willow?

When I married my first wife Helen, she had a house custom-built for handicapped people- it had an indoor pool. Problem was it was built on 1960's knowledge of handicaps and was virtually unusable.
So I built a deck over, installed a hidden hatch, and used it as a safe room.

Posted by: backhoe at March 27, 2014 10:26 AM (ULH4o)

789 Well, I admit only ctrl+f searching for "boobs". My faith in you guys is restored. Especially you Beth.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 27, 2014 10:26 AM (gBnkX)

790 BREAKING: To throw off their critics, the Koch brothers have changed their names to "Beth."

Posted by: Fox News at March 27, 2014 10:26 AM (JQuNB)

791 Speaking of clumsy, my youngest literally just ran smack into the ottoman, bounced off, fell over, cried for a second, and then picked up a near by book. Posted by: Lauren at March 27, 2014 02:16 PM (hFL/3) Resiliency, thy name is kids! Oh look, squirrellllllllll!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2014 10:26 AM (ix+5k)

792 Damn, I wasn't even first on a lame Firefly joke.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2014 10:26 AM (do3Ql)

793 The power of NoVaMoMee: Electric Bugaloo compels! Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 27, 2014 02:22 PM (mf5HN) Oh I wish I could but I don't have the time for a trip up north this year. I won't even be able to go see my family. Next year though. I'd really like to make it next year.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 10:26 AM (x1L8S)

794 giggle.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 10:26 AM (nqBYe)

795 All ya'll just bite me,, You to Beth (if that is your name) Posted by: Koch Brothers Inc at March 27, 2014 02:25 PM (GjPnA) Gabe sighting!!

Posted by: Mainah at March 27, 2014 10:27 AM (659DL)

796 801?

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2014 10:27 AM (Hy7dS)

797 The Koch Brothers are responsible for Gabe's taste in music.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 10:27 AM (zF6Iw)

798 BoobS!

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2014 10:28 AM (Hy7dS)

799 Just leave me outta' this...

Posted by: Beth Koch at March 27, 2014 10:28 AM (GjPnA)

800 800

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2014 10:28 AM (QFxY5)

801 Better hope Cochran isn't in this thread, or the first thing you're gonna hear on June 21st is "Hey, Beth! - YOU FUCKING RINO!!!!" FIFY.

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:28 AM (4+AaH)

802 Johnny Cash wrote "The Man Comes Around" with the Koch's in mind.

Posted by: joncelli at March 27, 2014 10:28 AM (RD7QR)

803 nood ace up!

Posted by: the guy who's totally not fucking with you at March 27, 2014 10:28 AM (JtwS4)

804 >>>> 723 Ace forgot about us, didn't he? That, or he is lying on a couch somewhere with a rivulet of cherry NyQuil running down his chin. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2014 02:18 PM (eoeps) Get ready for an epic movie review.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 27, 2014 10:28 AM (8MjqI)

805 The Koch brothers took AtC's hotassery links away. Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2014 02:23 PM (DrWcr) Oh no you don't, the Horde did that all on its own.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 27, 2014 10:28 AM (mf5HN)

806 FIFM

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:28 AM (4+AaH)

807 So....your real name is Beth?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I will call you Susy

Posted by: Seinfeld Episode at March 27, 2014 10:28 AM (igJW1)

808 80085

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at March 27, 2014 10:28 AM (kFxpe)

809 Bannion, just sent email

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 10:28 AM (x1L8S)

810 Boobs!

http://tinyurl.com/lub4u6m

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2014 10:29 AM (0AKks)

811

So I built a deck over, installed a hidden hatch, and used it as a safe room.

 

lowered baskets of skin lotion down to her

Posted by: Bigby's Grabby Hands at March 27, 2014 10:29 AM (3ZtZW)

812 Charlie Brown I darn you to heck.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2014 10:29 AM (Hy7dS)

813 MWR, you just about guaranteed that you will be serenaded with "Beth" by the morons at the NoVaMoMee.



See, now I don't actually know that song.   I know, it's shocking but true.    So I would have no idea why it was being sung at me.   lol!



At one of my old jobs, though, I did have a random customer who I'd never met   who was out in   Texas or Tennessee or somewhere else starting with "T" refer to me in an email as "Sweet Melissa."     It was... kind of creepy.   I don't know you, dude.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:29 AM (4df7R)

814 1000 or bust.....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2014 10:29 AM (gOoFi)

815 So 800 comments. What did I miss?

Posted by: SH at March 27, 2014 10:29 AM (gmeXX)

816 FIFY.

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 02:28 PM (4+AaH)

I stand corrected

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:29 AM (6T8Ay)

817 781 I hope none of the morons act like this hasn't happened before. Nope. But I did once have a date bring a date to our date. For real. One of my top 10 worst dating stories ever.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 10:29 AM (7ObY1)

818 /Complete OT aside on Vikings trying to avoid spoilers Of all the things medieval Christians might do to someone who went against the faith, from putting heavy stones on them to burning at a pyre, the ONE thing I don't recall them ever doing is reenacting the crucifixion. It's not like they lacked creativity in punishment.

Posted by: Beagle at March 27, 2014 10:30 AM (sOtz/)

819 Better hope Cochran isn't in this thread, or the first thing you're gonna hear on June 21st is "Hey, Beth! - YOU FUCKING RINO!!!!"


FIFY.



Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 02:28 PM (4+AaH)



Seriously, that would actually make my night.   lol!    FUNNIEST moment of the last MoMee!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:30 AM (4df7R)

820 803 nood ace up! Fake noodery? That's a barreling.

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:30 AM (4+AaH)

821 Jerk

Posted by: Lauren at March 27, 2014 10:30 AM (hFL/3)

822 Damn, always read the ckufing "Posted By" line. Totally fell for it.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 27, 2014 10:31 AM (gBnkX)

823 The Koch brothers stole Ace's post.

Posted by: Mainah at March 27, 2014 10:31 AM (659DL)

824 744 The Koch Brothers have wallpapers on their laptops of Sarah Palin in her underwear Where could one download such a wallpaper if one wished to? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 10:31 AM (7ObY1)

825

Fake noodery? That's a barreling.

 

Gotta read the nic, brah.

Posted by: the guy who's totally not fucking with you at March 27, 2014 10:31 AM (JtwS4)

826 But I did once have a date bring a date to our date.

Huh.  I thought I was the only one.

Posted by: HR at March 27, 2014 10:31 AM (ZKzrr)

827 Doggerel is what those Kochs flog and shill Enlightenment warms & lights the smug to fill

Posted by: Trust a J-School sumo cum loud at March 27, 2014 10:32 AM (wu/TK)

828 So 800 comments. What did I miss?

Posted by: SH at March 27, 2014 02:29 PM (gmeXX)



----


The Koch Brothers did it.    All.


Fleetwood Macs Reunion Tour.


MWR's real name is Beth.


800 flippin comments for that.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 27, 2014 10:32 AM (nELVU)

829 Gotta read the nic, brah. Posted by: the guy who's totally not fucking with you at March 27, 2014 02:31 PM (JtwS4) Still. It's a barreling. The barrel must feed.

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:32 AM (4+AaH)

830
Oh no you don't, the Horde did that all on its own.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 27, 2014 02:28 PM (mf5HN)



*hugs!*    I'm sorry you were forced to abandon your hotassery, AtC.  



http://bit.ly/1h0FQKR

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:32 AM (4df7R)

831 We've decided to turn over a new leaf.

Posted by: New Koch at March 27, 2014 10:32 AM (JQuNB)

832 "Nope. But I did once have a date bring a date to our date. For real. One of my top 10 worst dating stories ever." If that's not number one, I hesitate to ask what is.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 27, 2014 10:32 AM (gBnkX)

833 That, or he is lying on a couch riding in circles on a tricycle somewhere with a rivulet of cherry NyQuil running down his chin. FIFY

Posted by: fluffy at March 27, 2014 10:32 AM (Ua6T/)

834 Gotta read the nic, brah.
Posted by: the guy who's totally not fucking with you

Beth, and the Koch bros said we don't have to

Posted by: Bruce at March 27, 2014 10:32 AM (igJW1)

835 Huh. I thought I was the only one. And she had no idea why this was wrong and why I should have been upset about it. Damned leggy blondes. Always were my the bane of my dating days.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 10:33 AM (7ObY1)

836 Huh. I thought I was the only one. Posted by: HR at March 27, 2014 02:31 PM (ZKzrr) fnord (ZKzrr) HAHAHA I would regale you all, but it would just depress *me*. And you.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 10:33 AM (qyfb5)

837 Soooo, I've started a new meme.    The Beth meme.


Now here's a challenge:    combine "Beth" and "baby lambs."


GO.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:33 AM (4df7R)

838 How did a non-culture war post get over 800 comments. That's impressive.

Posted by: SH at March 27, 2014 10:33 AM (gmeXX)

839 3.27.2014

From:  The Koch Brothers and Koch Industries

To:      Democrats in Congress

RE:  Your Missive Regarding Alberta Tar Sands and Keystone XL

Sirs/Ma'ams:

In answer to your recent query, "What is Koch Industries Doing Here [in Alberta]," well, not really much. 

In answer to your question NOT asked, "What is Koch Industries Going To Do Now?", please note the following:

1.  Spending $100 million dollars in favor of the opponent of each Democrat running for a House of Representatives seat in 2014 and 2016, and quite possibly forever.  "Each" meaning the war chest of each Republican running will now be increased by $100 million dollars.

2.  Spending $250 million dollars in favor of the opponent of each Democrat running for a Senate seat in 2014 and 2016, and quite possibly forever.  Same meaning of "each" as above.

3.  Spending $2 billion dollars to defeat whomever is chosen by the Democrats to run for president in 2016.

Sincerely,


The Koch Brothers, and Koch Industries

PS:  Audit away, bitches, audit away.

PPS:  Democracy, how does it fucking work????

Posted by: Sharkman Composes a Letter at March 27, 2014 10:33 AM (8+xjO)

840 The Koch's ruined my life for a one-dollar bet

Posted by: Louis Winthorpe III at March 27, 2014 10:33 AM (kFxpe)

841 How does one introduce a date to another date?

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 10:33 AM (ZshNr)

842 At
one of my old jobs, though, I did have a random customer who I'd never
met who was out in Texas or Tennessee or somewhere else starting
with "T" refer to me in an email as "Sweet Melissa." It was... kind
of creepy. I don't know you, dude.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 27, 2014 02:29 PM (4df7R)



That will be the second serenade!



Posted by: EC at March 27, 2014 10:33 AM (GQ8sn)

843 The import ban on Kinder Eggs was conceived by the Koch Brothers, to protect their financial stake in Peeps.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2014 10:33 AM (do3Ql)

844 If that's not number one, I hesitate to ask what is. #1 involved a trashed hotel room, a dozen arrests, a daring high-speed police chase and a puke-filled car.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 10:34 AM (7ObY1)

845 805 The Koch brothers took AtC's hotassery links away.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2014 02:23 PM (DrWcr)


Oh no you don't, the Horde did that all on its own.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 27, 2014 02:28 PM (mf5HN)

 

For the record, I sure as hell wasn't complaining!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2014 10:34 AM (DrWcr)

846 I ditched a blind date at the mall once. We agreed to meet and had exchanged pics. I spotted him from across the atrium area. He was this giant dork wearing floods. So, I turned around and left. I'm not proud of that.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 10:34 AM (x1L8S)

847 JtwS4 is clearly a Koch.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 27, 2014 10:34 AM (gBnkX)

848

Beth's baby lambs sure are struggling to get out of that sweater.

 

first?

Posted by: the guy who's totally not fucking with you at March 27, 2014 10:34 AM (JtwS4)

849 Nope. But I did once have a date bring a date to our date. For real. One of my top 10 worst dating stories ever. Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 02:29 PM (7ObY1) Golden Gate, brah! C'mon!

Posted by: Raffi from The League at March 27, 2014 10:34 AM (659DL)

850 That, or he is lying on a couch    riding in circles on a tricycle somewhere with a rivulet of cherry NyQuil running down his chin.

FIFY

Posted by: fluffy at March 27, 2014 02:32 PM (Ua6T/)\




That's not NyQuil.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:35 AM (4df7R)

851 #1 involved a trashed hotel room, a dozen arrests, a daring high-speed police chase and a puke-filled car. Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 02:34 PM (7ObY1) And I thought I was the only one.

Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2014 10:35 AM (u2a4R)

852 How did a non-culture war post get over 800 comments. That's impressive. Never underestimate the power of the Koch Brothers.

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:35 AM (4+AaH)

853 841 How does one introduce a date to another date? "This is my ex-boyfriend Gary. You know, the one I told you about. The alcoholic who used to beat me and I never wanted to see him again. He didn't have anything else to do tonight, so I invited him along. You don't mind, do you?"

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 10:35 AM (7ObY1)

854 /hoax sock

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 27, 2014 10:35 AM (JtwS4)

855 The Power of Kate's boobehs killed a thread yesterday. Let's try that again. http://tinyurl.com/msd4ngz

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2014 10:35 AM (fWAjv)

856 The Koch brothers made me put on sixty pounds.

Posted by: Axl Rose at March 27, 2014 10:35 AM (DrWcr)

857 I ditched a blind date at the mall once. We agreed to meet and had exchanged pics. I spotted him from across the atrium area. He was this giant dork wearing floods. So, I turned around and left. I'm not proud of that.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 02:34 PM (x1L8S)




So it was YOU!



Posted by: Tall, dark, and wearing floods at March 27, 2014 10:35 AM (GQ8sn)

858 The Koch brothers laugh at a four hour erection.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2014 10:35 AM (0FSuD)

859
"Beth.... The Laplander Princess..... stopped chewing deer testicles long enough to feed her baby lambs."



What do I win???

Posted by: fixerupper at March 27, 2014 10:36 AM (nELVU)

860 How did a non-culture war post get over 800 comments. That's impressive. Posted by: SH at March 27, 2014 02:33 PM (gmeXX) fnord (gmeXX) I gots nowhere else to go! How does one introduce a date to another date? Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 02:33 PM (ZshNr) fnord (ZshNr) Like a bitch? Just guessing. This works for either gender. Or, in California, any gender.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 10:36 AM (qyfb5)

861 How did a non-culture war post get over 800 comments. That's impressive.
Au contraire, the Koch Bros started the culture war.

Posted by: fluffy at March 27, 2014 10:36 AM (Ua6T/)

862 Yeah, that would have been a short date. I assume it was.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 10:36 AM (ZshNr)

863 Beth's baby lambs sure are struggling to get out of that sweater.

first?

Posted by: the guy who's totally not fucking with you at March 27, 2014 02:34 PM (JtwS4)



Well done!   I'll be emailing you the pics of me dressed up as    Little Bo Peep in a mo-



Oh, wait.  You're the one who lied about the nooood ace thread.



*deletes!*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:36 AM (4df7R)

864 #1 involved a trashed hotel room, a dozen arrests, a daring high-speed police chase and a puke-filled car. Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 02:34 PM (7ObY1) Okay, that's #WINNING right there

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:36 AM (4+AaH)

865 Maybe my watch is fast.

Posted by: giant dork wearing floods at March 27, 2014 10:36 AM (fOLwM)

866 And here I thought my dating days sucked. I guess the occasional not-getting-called-back or not-calling-back was relatively good compared to some of these stories.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 27, 2014 10:36 AM (gBnkX)

867 And I thought I was the only one. Livin' the Moron lifestyle, we were.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 10:37 AM (7ObY1)

868 The Koch's sent a hairy biped to molest us.

Posted by: Rubio's Garbage Cans at March 27, 2014 10:37 AM (kFxpe)

869 1000 or bust?

Posted by: EC at March 27, 2014 10:37 AM (GQ8sn)

870 So it was YOU! Posted by: Tall, dark, and wearing floods at March 27, 2014 02:35 PM (GQ8sn) *turns and calmly walks in the other direction*

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 10:37 AM (x1L8S)

871 Au contraire, the Koch Bros started the culture war. --- But do they have the power to end it?

Posted by: SH at March 27, 2014 10:37 AM (gmeXX)

872 Do the grownups know what is happening with the blog?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, We Be Bossy at March 27, 2014 10:37 AM (kXoT0)

873 Beth eats baby lambs with her bare hands

Posted by: Bigby's Grabby Hands at March 27, 2014 10:37 AM (3ZtZW)

874 Koch Brothers sockpuppeted ALL of these comments. Including this one.

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:37 AM (4+AaH)

876 Floods? Is that a variation of high-waters? The pants that stop an inch above the shoe?

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2014 10:38 AM (Hy7dS)

877 How did a non-culture war post get over 800 comments. That's impressive.



I don't know,  but some bitch named "Beth" is responsible for at least half of that.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:38 AM (4df7R)

878 Just checking in. First?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 10:38 AM (igKtt)

879 The Koch brothers never dated. They contracted.

Posted by: The Washington Post at March 27, 2014 10:38 AM (JQuNB)

880 1000 posts on the Koch brothers? It better happen or they'll frack ace's dog again.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2014 10:38 AM (0FSuD)

881 #1 involved a trashed hotel room, a dozen arrests, a daring high-speed police chase and a puke-filled car.

Posted by: Citizen X

Dear Penthouse Forum....

Posted by: Bruce at March 27, 2014 10:38 AM (igJW1)

882 And here I thought my dating days sucked. I guess the occasional not-getting-called-back or not-calling-back was relatively good compared to some of these stories.

I once dated a girl whose family would not let me talk to her on the phone until they met me in person.  They thought I sounded "the wrong color."

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2014 10:38 AM (0AKks)

883 Radioactive Koch, the flavor in which libs soak

Posted by: Trust a J-School sumo cum loud at March 27, 2014 10:38 AM (wu/TK)

884 Beth's baby lambs sure are struggling to get out of that sweater.

Posted by: the guy who's totally not fucking with you at March 27, 2014 02:34 PM (JtwS4)


They're real, and they're spectacular.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:38 AM (6T8Ay)

885

Well done! I'll be emailing you the pics of me dressed up as Little Bo Peep in a mo-

Oh, wait. You're the one who lied about the nooood ace thread.

*deletes!*

 

Story of my life.  Get so close, and they take it all away.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 27, 2014 10:38 AM (JtwS4)

886

>>>Do the grownups know what is happening with the blog?

 

Ace was doing research on Hot Air and fell asleep

Posted by: Bigby's Grabby Hands at March 27, 2014 10:38 AM (3ZtZW)

887 1000 or bust?
The Koch bros will shut us down at 973. Just because they can.

Posted by: fluffy at March 27, 2014 10:38 AM (Ua6T/)

888 *deletes!*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 27, 2014 02:36 PM (4df7R)


------


*** shakes coffee out of my keyboard.... again

Posted by: fixerupper at March 27, 2014 10:38 AM (nELVU)

889 "#1 involved a trashed hotel room, a dozen arrests, a daring high-speed police chase and a puke-filled car."

Sounds like the best date ever to me

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2014 10:39 AM (do3Ql)

890 Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 02:29 PM (6T8Ay)

Blaster beat me to it by that much!!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 27, 2014 10:39 AM (o3MSL)

891 But do they have the power to end it? Posted by: SH at March 27, 2014 02:37 PM (gmeXX) That is a good question. Can the Koch Brothers create a rock so heavy even they can't lift it?

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:39 AM (4+AaH)

892 Waaaaah.  I want a date.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 27, 2014 10:39 AM (OZmbA)

893 "Well done! I'll be emailing you the pics of me dressed up as Little Bo Peep in a mo-" I'll take that one for the team.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 27, 2014 10:39 AM (gBnkX)

894 I'm not proud of that. Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 02:34 PM (x1L8S) fnord (x1L8S) Nor should you be.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 10:39 AM (qyfb5)

895 Au contraire, the Koch Bros started the culture war.

---

But do they have the power to end it?

Posted by: SH at March 27, 2014 02:37 PM (gmeXX)



"We didn't start the fire!"


- Billy Joel Koch

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:39 AM (4df7R)

896 My first date ever the kid drove around for an hour trying to decide where to take me. We ended up at taco bell. Aim high, morons. Aim high.

Posted by: Lauren at March 27, 2014 10:39 AM (hFL/3)

897 The Koch brothers started all the flame wars on the internet. Just, cause they could.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2014 10:39 AM (0FSuD)

898 The moon may not be made of green cheese but close enough.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2014 10:39 AM (/0PJL)

899 Beth's buncing baby lambs bounced like two shirt otters wrassling over a clam.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2014 10:40 AM (ix+5k)

900 Yes eleven, except these floods were more like three inches above the ankle. Also the guy had on the black hipster glasses popular these days. Except this was like 1994.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 10:40 AM (x1L8S)

901 Koch Brothers. Lead Pipe in the Ballroom. They also got their chocolate in my peanut butter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 10:40 AM (igKtt)

902 896 My first date ever the kid drove around for an hour trying to decide where to take me. We ended up at taco bell. Aim high, morons. Aim high. Posted by: Lauren at March 27, 2014 02:39 PM (hFL/3) Nothing like re fried beans to make a date "memorable"

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2014 10:40 AM (0FSuD)

903 Also the guy had on the black hipster glasses popular these days. Except this was like 1994.p/i]

Birth control glasses!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2014 10:41 AM (0AKks)

904 Ever show up to meet a girl only to find her making out with someone else?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 10:41 AM (qyfb5)

905 My first date ever the kid drove around for an hour trying to decide where to take me. We ended up at taco bell. Soooo.... Well you know, did you?

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:41 AM (4+AaH)

906 Not the same thing, but I was briefly going out with a girl at the bookstore where I worked back in the Nineties (before my wife stole me away from her). She had a daughter, shared custody with the father. Spent the night at her place and she gave me a clean oxford shirt to wear in to work the next morning. It was pretty distinctive, a cool maroon color. Anyway, I'm standing at the front of the store when "father" comes in with the daughter. He looks at my shirt for like five seconds and then just nods "Hi" and keeps going. I was wearing the poor dude's shirt in front of him.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2014 10:41 AM (ZshNr)

907 Thank goodness for autoclosing tags.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2014 10:41 AM (0AKks)

908 DG, back at you on email.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:41 AM (6T8Ay)

909 Posted by: Lauren at March 27, 2014 02:39 PM (hFL/3)

----

Crap.

That was YOU???

Posted by: fixerupper at March 27, 2014 10:42 AM (nELVU)

910 Sounds like the best date ever to me Get this, she didn't even thank me for carrying her drunk ass out of there, tossing her in my car and getting the fuck out of there as the police closed in. She just puked all over my back seat. I got her home,literally carried her up the stairs to her apartment and pout her to bed. Didn't even get teh secks. Next day I called to ask how she was doing and she berated me for "acting like a coward and leaving while all her friends got arrested." I guess she'd rather we'd spent the night in jail. That was our last date, needless to say.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 10:42 AM (7ObY1)

911

Just got here.  Drinking coffee.  Dare  I say that I'm  a bit late in the thread.  I'm not even going to ask who "Beth" is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay.  Who's Beth?

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2014 10:42 AM (QhlpW)

912 I think my oddest date experience was when we went to his apartment (which he shared with two other guys) and he   showed me how they had all their dirty dishes piled up in the bathtub    to soak,    because    they     never got around to washing them   and all the food had dried on like   concrete.


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:42 AM (4df7R)

913 >>>I ditched a blind date at the mall once

Upon first reading, I imagined you abandoning a blind person with whom you had been on a date at the mall.

Posted by: Xander Crews at March 27, 2014 10:42 AM (zST0a)

914 I hated season four when they replaced the Koch Brothers with the Koch Cousins.

Posted by: SH at March 27, 2014 10:42 AM (gmeXX)

915 Wow, I usually don't make it to the ONT

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2014 10:42 AM (eoeps)

916 China had plenty of eligible ladies until the Kochs harvested them Now the country's all hazy

Posted by: Trust a J-School sumo cum loud at March 27, 2014 10:43 AM (wu/TK)

917 there is nothing like an enchirito for closing the deal.

Posted by: X at March 27, 2014 10:43 AM (KHo8t)

918 >.My first date ever the kid drove around for an hour trying to decide where to take me. Well...were the bike handbars comfortable, at least?

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 27, 2014 10:43 AM (SUKHu)

919 The asteroid belt?

It used to be a life bearing planet with beautiful mountains and breathtaking waterfalls, until the Koch Brothers finished fracking it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2014 10:43 AM (do3Ql)

920 Koch is one helluva a drug!!


Posted by: dananjcon at March 27, 2014 10:43 AM (NpXoL)

921

You want Sweet Melissa

You'll take Cruel Summer

You get Beth

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 10:43 AM (zF6Iw)

922 Okay. Who's Beth?

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2014 02:42 PM (QhlpW)

A cos-playing ginger with a nice rack.  Next question?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:43 AM (6T8Ay)

923 Beth's baby lambs overcame their vitamin D deficiency when the Koch brothers turned them out for some fresh air and sunshine.

Posted by: Fritz at March 27, 2014 10:43 AM (oJUxt)

924 904 Ever show up to meet a girl only to find her making out with someone else? Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 02:41 PM (qyfb5) Yeah, fucking Koch brothers stole my date, too.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2014 10:43 AM (0FSuD)

925 Koch Brothers prefer crossbows. There, I said it.

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:43 AM (4+AaH)

926

>>>Yes eleven, except these floods were more like three inches above the ankle. Also the guy had on the black hipster glasses popular these days. Except this was like 1994.

 

Ya know, maybe he was trying to avoid *you*

Posted by: Bigby's Grabby Hands at March 27, 2014 10:43 AM (3ZtZW)

927 Okay. Who's Beth? She comments here under an alias.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 27, 2014 10:43 AM (JQuNB)

928 My weirdest first and only date included a marriage proposal.  The guy was in the Navy and I reluctantly agreed to go out with him when he was home on leave as a favor to his sister.  About an hour into the date, he blurted out, "Let's get married or at least engaged."  I gently told him that my Dad would see him dead in his grave before he let his 17 year old daughter get married or engaged to him--NOW TAKE ME HOME, PLEASE.  He cried. 

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, We Be Bossy at March 27, 2014 10:43 AM (kXoT0)

929 Okay. Who's Beth?
I set up Marion Barry, mother fucker. Wanna make something of it?

Posted by: Beth at March 27, 2014 10:43 AM (Ua6T/)

930 Blaster, I dated him for a year afterwards. Apparently my 15 year old standards were quite low.

Posted by: Lauren at March 27, 2014 10:43 AM (hFL/3)

931 Soooo.... Well you know, did you? Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 02:41 PM (4+AaH) Well, I would hope so. He did buy her dinner.

Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2014 10:44 AM (u2a4R)

932 >>Okay. Who's Beth? We're all Beth.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 27, 2014 10:44 AM (SUKHu)

933 Okay. Who's Beth?

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2014 02:42 PM (QhlpW)

A cos-playing ginger with a nice rack. Next question?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2014 02:43 PM (6T8Ay)



And there you go.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:44 AM (4df7R)

934 Okay. Who's Beth? Some chick who can't make sense in emails apparently.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2014 10:44 AM (Hy7dS)

935 >Okay. Who's Beth? We're all Beth. Posted by: Mama AJ at March 27, 2014 02:44 PM (SUKHu)

In many ways, the story of Beth is the story of Obama

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:45 AM (6T8Ay)

936 Apparently my 15 year old standards were quite low.

He could drive a car.  What else do you need when you're 15?

Posted by: HR at March 27, 2014 10:45 AM (ZKzrr)

937 Ever show up to meet a girl only to find her making out with someone else?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2014 02:41 PM (qyfb5)

 

I see you came to my wedding.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 10:45 AM (zF6Iw)

938 I set up Marion Barry, mother fucker. Wanna make something of it? Posted by: Beth at March 27, 2014 02:43 PM (Ua6T/) Isn't he the guy that got arrested for snorting Koch?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2014 10:45 AM (0FSuD)

939 Julia is a my cousin.

Posted by: Beth at March 27, 2014 10:45 AM (Ua6T/)

940 All of you are going in my Ledger.    You know who you are!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:45 AM (4df7R)

941 Upon first reading, I imagined you abandoning a blind person with whom you had been on a date at the mall. Posted by: Xander Crews at March 27, 2014 02:42 PM (zST0a) Come on, I'm cruel but not that cruel.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 10:45 AM (x1L8S)

942 Alexandra Daddario

http://tinyurl.com/nd7aj4g

NSFW

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2014 10:45 AM (QFxY5)

943 My first date ever the kid drove around for an hour trying to decide where to take me. We ended up at taco bell. Soooo.... Well you know, did you? Fart?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2014 10:45 AM (ix+5k)

944 Some chick who can't make sense in emails apparently. Oh shit.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 27, 2014 10:46 AM (JQuNB)

945 http://search.yahoo.com/search?fr=mcafee&type=A111US0&p=kiss+beth+song+lyrics

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, We Be Bossy at March 27, 2014 10:46 AM (kXoT0)

946 This thread is starting to take a while to load on my iPad. Can it survive to post 1000?

Posted by: nnptcgrad at March 27, 2014 10:46 AM (8mW+Y)

947

So,, am I off the hook yet?

Posted by: Beth Koch at March 27, 2014 10:46 AM (GjPnA)

948 Honestly, Citizen X, while the date itself sucked, I would have loved a date like that just to be able to tell the story...

over...
and over...
and over..

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2014 10:46 AM (do3Ql)

949 All of you are going in my Ledger. You know who you are!

It's just nice to know you care.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2014 10:46 AM (0AKks)

950 My first date ever the kid drove around for an hour trying to decide where to take me. We ended up at taco bell.

Aim high, mo

. Aim high.

Posted by: Lauren at March 27, 2014 02:39 PM (hFL/3)


haha, at least he didn't ask for gas money?

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2014 10:46 AM (nqBYe)

951 "I'll get up and be productive as soon as there's a new thread" --Stuff AJ should know better than to say

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 27, 2014 10:46 AM (SUKHu)

952 Come on, I'm cruel but not that cruel.    Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 02:45 PM (x1L8S)

That we know of.

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:46 AM (6T8Ay)

953 Are there any other morons who can give us a relatively objective assessment of Beth's rack?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 27, 2014 10:46 AM (gBnkX)

954 I see you came to my wedding. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 02:45 PM (zF6Iw) fnord (zF6Iw) You know, I've been through some bad shit, but if *that* happened I'd make the national evening news.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 10:46 AM (qyfb5)

955 764 Beth was hands-down the best couples-skate at the roller rink. A song about a guy who'd rather jam with his friends than be with his girl. Slow dance songs were often chosen poorly viz the lyrics. Like Poco's "Crazy Love" which was about a breakup. Or Rod Stewart's "Tonight's the Night" which was about, well, teh secks. No romance. Just teh secks.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2014 10:47 AM (7ObY1)

956 I cannot tell a lie.  The Koch Brothers were driving my Oldsmobile that fateful night.

Posted by: Senator Edward M. Kennedy at March 27, 2014 10:47 AM (kFxpe)

957 A rumor has been started that a new thread is up

Posted by: Bruce at March 27, 2014 10:47 AM (igJW1)

958 Is it okay to go off topic now?

Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2014 10:47 AM (4+AaH)

959 This trick worked once before.

Posted by: not willow, but hoping to willow this thread at March 27, 2014 10:47 AM (JtwS4)

960 Nood

Posted by: fluffy at March 27, 2014 10:47 AM (Ua6T/)

961 magic!

Posted by: not willow, but hoping to willow this thread at March 27, 2014 10:48 AM (JtwS4)

962 [i"I'll get up and be productive as soon as there's a new thread"

--Stuff AJ should know better than to say

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 27, 2014 02:46 PM (SUKHu)[/i]



yeah, ditto.



I have one of my    Bedamned Beth emails to write   and I keep putting it off because it's going to be a pain in Beth's ass,   so I keep refreshing here instead.    But when there's a enw thread I'll go do it.  I really will.  



My fingers aren't crossed behind my back.   They're just intertwined.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:48 AM (4df7R)

963 957 A rumor has been started that a new thread is up Posted by: Bruce at March 27, 2014 02:47 PM (igJW1) NOT till 1,000

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2014 10:48 AM (0FSuD)

964 Hoooakkhaaaooooww!!! Oh, gee-HoooooooooooAAAAAAkkkhjjAAAKKGHOO!!! *blows nose* HHHHaaOOOOOaackkkkkhaaoooooooooo!!!! Fuc-HAAAOOOOOOGGGHAAHAOOOOWWWAAAOOO!

Posted by: Drunk Chick Barfing All Over This Old Old Thread at March 27, 2014 10:48 AM (0cMkb)

965 Beth's not here, man

Posted by: Cheech and Chong at March 27, 2014 10:48 AM (BAS5M)

966 Awwwwwww

Posted by: nnptcgrad at March 27, 2014 10:48 AM (zbJXQ)

967 960 Nood Damn. Just when the thread was set to take off.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 27, 2014 10:48 AM (JQuNB)

968 Are there any other morons who can give us a relatively objective assessment of Beth's rack? Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 27, 2014 02:46 PM (gBnkX) fnord (gBnkX) It's real and it's spectacular: http://bit.ly/1dyrc3a

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 10:49 AM (qyfb5)

969 954 I see you came to my wedding. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2014 02:45 PM (zF6Iw) fnord (zF6Iw) I keep apologizing, but you just won't let it go.

Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2014 10:49 AM (u2a4R)

970

Alright!  Question answered.  Moving right along now.

 

My first date  happened when  both she and I were 7 years old.  We snuck out of our houses and went to the movies.  We saw "Lifeboat".  Certainly not conducive toward gettin' any.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2014 10:49 AM (QhlpW)

971 I think my oddest date experience was when we went to his apartment (which he shared with two other guys) and he showed me how they had all their dirty dishes piled up in the bathtub to soak, because they never got around to washing them and all the food had dried on like concrete.

I apparently took my wife to Tiffany's on one of our first dates to look around.  I've blocked that stupidity out of my memory.  I did not buy her anything when there.




Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 27, 2014 10:50 AM (gtjN1)

972 THirty more, we can do this, OR the Koch's will shut us down.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2014 10:50 AM (0FSuD)

973 You can thank me for the new thread

Posted by: John Boehner at March 27, 2014 10:50 AM (kFxpe)

974 Nood. Sorry 1K. Your time will come.

Posted by: AMDG at March 27, 2014 10:50 AM (eFytx)

975 976 shutdown post?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 10:51 AM (igKtt)

976 It was the Beth of times, it was the worst of times...

Posted by: Seamus M. Dickens at March 27, 2014 10:51 AM (g4TxM)

977 Damn!@

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2014 10:51 AM (igKtt)

978 942 Alexandra Daddario

http://tinyurl.com/nd7aj4g

NSFW

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2014 02:45 PM (QFxY5)

 

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2014 10:51 AM (DrWcr)

979 If y'all are going to try to get this to 1000, I'm not gonna help you. Wait, what?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 10:52 AM (qyfb5)

980 This thread went from making me infuriatingly angry to laughing my ass off. That is why I come here.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 10:52 AM (Os+6p)

981 earth's distress, all Kochs' mess

Posted by: Trust a J-School sumo cum loud at March 27, 2014 10:53 AM (wu/TK)

982 ....

Posted by: Beth Koch at March 27, 2014 10:53 AM (GjPnA)

983 The power of the Beth compels you!

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 27, 2014 10:53 AM (JtwS4)

984 my first date I took her to see Barry Lyndon and smoothly slipped my arm around her. the movie was 3 hours long and my arm still hurts.

Posted by: X at March 27, 2014 10:54 AM (KHo8t)

985 Oh come on, just a few more.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 10:54 AM (Os+6p)

986 942 Alexandra Daddariohttp://tinyurl.com/nd7aj4gNSFW


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2014 02:45 PM (QFxY5)




I fail to see what Ms. Daddario has to do with Beth.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:54 AM (4df7R)

987 fifteen

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 10:55 AM (Os+6p)

988 We only need 14 more comments, people!   Don't let the inevitable Dead Thread Trolls make up the difference!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 27, 2014 10:55 AM (4df7R)

989 I'll pitch in. In my defense of Taco Bell Boy...he had a truck.

Posted by: Lauren at March 27, 2014 10:55 AM (hFL/3)

990

802Johnny Cash wrote "The Man Comes Around" with the Koch's in mind.

 

 

The Koch Bros. shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Posted by: drill_thrawl at March 27, 2014 10:56 AM (H84UO)

991 dear Beth, I'd love to come home, but bros before hos!!!!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 10:56 AM (Os+6p)

992 Slow dance songs were often chosen poorly viz the lyrics.

My all-time favorite inappropriate wedding dance song is "Best of My Love" by the Eagles (and I swear I've heard it at every wedding dance I've been to in Iowa over the last 30 years).  Narrator is sad because the relationship is over.  Perfect for your special day!  Lol.

Posted by: HR at March 27, 2014 10:56 AM (ZKzrr)

993 Oh come on, just a few more.
I'm not helping your snobby ass.

Posted by: dork with floods and horn-rimmed glasses at March 27, 2014 10:56 AM (Ua6T/)

994 I'll get us to 1000!

Posted by: Beth at March 27, 2014 10:57 AM (SUKHu)

995 I had a guy bring me half dead carnations on a first date. Because carnations aren't cheap enough to begin with....

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 10:57 AM (Os+6p)

996 I think I can...

Posted by: Beth at March 27, 2014 10:58 AM (SUKHu)

997 Dork, it was twenty years ago. Get over it.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 10:58 AM (Os+6p)

998 I still think I can...

Posted by: Beth at March 27, 2014 10:58 AM (SUKHu)

999 My all-time favorite inappropriate wedding dance song is "Best of My Love" by the Eagles
Very weird.

Posted by: "Lola" at March 27, 2014 10:58 AM (Ua6T/)

1000 Koch 1,000 = 1K Coincidence? Hardly, remember how they've hoarded the metric system.

Posted by: Trust a J-School sumo cum loud at March 27, 2014 10:58 AM (wu/TK)

1001 woohoo stealing the even grand from the RINOs

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 27, 2014 10:58 AM (bDxDx)

1002 wooooooook

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 10:58 AM (Os+6p)

1003 DG, did he also give you a ride in his hearse?

Posted by: Lauren at March 27, 2014 10:59 AM (hFL/3)

1004 damn so close to stealing the good stuff

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 27, 2014 10:59 AM (bDxDx)

1005 Fine.

Posted by: Beth at March 27, 2014 10:59 AM (SUKHu)

1006 that was supposed to be woooo but my finger slipped. ok on to new thread

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 10:59 AM (Os+6p)

1007 stealing the even grand from the RINOs
Great catch!

Posted by: Jay Cutler at March 27, 2014 11:00 AM (Ua6T/)

1008 Haha Lauren...no he had a teal Ford Probe.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 27, 2014 11:00 AM (Os+6p)

1009 The Koch Brothers had a government agency crawl up the asses of American citizens based on their political afffilation.

They allowed guns to be run to criminals, resulting in the deaths of foreign nationals and at least one American LEO.

Oh wait, that was the President.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at March 27, 2014 11:00 AM (ZWvOb)

1010 After slogging through all these comments, and seeing all the things the Koch Brother have done, one thing has become clear to me:

In many ways, the story of the Koch Brothers is really the story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: chiefjaybob at March 27, 2014 11:03 AM (QwI5s)

1011 They allowed guns to be run to criminals, resulting in the deaths of foreign nationals and at least one American LEO. Oh wait, that was the President. Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at March 27, 2014 03:00 PM (ZWvOb) fnord (ZWvOb) Everybody forgets poor ICE agent Jaime Zapata.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 27, 2014 11:04 AM (qyfb5)

1012 Many virgins were sacrificed on the back-seat altar of my '68 Valiant.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 27, 2014 11:13 AM (8MjqI)

1013 1013?

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2014 11:20 AM (fsLdt)

1014 Nailed it!

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2014 11:20 AM (fsLdt)

1015 Not to mention, one of the WaPo writers is married to a Center for American Progress Mucky Muck, who is at war with the Koch Brothers. But that probably wasn't talked about at dinner.

Posted by: Tony at March 27, 2014 11:39 AM (HT9GF)

1016

The Koch brothers

 

1919 Black Sox Scandal

 

Connection?

Posted by: drowningpuppies at March 27, 2014 11:45 AM (012vu)

1017 The Koch brothers ate your baby.

Posted by: Hillary at March 27, 2014 12:03 PM (aDwsi)

1018 964 - Hands-down thread winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2014 12:07 PM (aDwsi)

1019 You mind if we dance wiff your dates?

Posted by: The Koch Brothers at March 27, 2014 01:04 PM (QupBk)

1020 > "Shouldn't you be haunting an opera house somewhere?" Once again you morons beat me to it.

Posted by: Frank Underwood (D-SC) at March 27, 2014 03:48 PM (OpaBw)

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