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January 24, 2014

Justin Bieber Looks Slightly Like Miley Cyrus
— Ace

Creepy, isn't it?

Just breaking over the Belieber News Network: Bieber's bail has just been set at a mere $2,500 after his arrest.

Bieber was arrested after police said they saw him speeding down a residential street in Miami Beach in a yellow Lamborghini. Officers say he had an expired license, was initially not cooperative when he was pulled over and smelled of alcohol.
Police say Bieber later admitted that he had been drinking, smoking marijuana and taking prescription medication.

ABCNews asks the important questions: Could Bieber be deported? I'm not linking that because that's stupid celebrity bait. You don't have to read it because it says exactly what you'd guess it says: Well, maybe, possibly, we don't really know, the law isn't clear, but it probably wouldn't happen.

Although, to be fair, I did learn that Bieber is suspected (but not charged) in causing $20,000 in vandalism damage by throwing eggs at neighbor's houses. And that would make deportation more of a possibility.

Because someone asked for a silly post, and this Bieber crap doesn't seem like enough, I thought, "Where can I find stupid shit?" And I of course thought, "Why, the Daily Mail."

But they're just All Bieber All Day too. (Some more Miley/Bieber comparisons there.)

For reasons that aren't clear, Seth Rogan proclaimed: "All jokes aside, Justin Bieber is a piece of sh**."

I don't know if he actually was joking when he says he wasn't, or if this is one of those Celebrity Beefs I don't care about.

Posted by: Ace at 11:57 AM | Comments (226)
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1 $2500? Piker.

Posted by: Darth Rove at January 24, 2014 11:59 AM (EOHXa)

2 Canadians are the bane of humankind.

Posted by: zombie at January 24, 2014 11:59 AM (+cx5n)

3 We do not want him back .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 24, 2014 12:00 PM (XWw96)

4 I'd Hit it

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at January 24, 2014 12:00 PM (hNkBv)

5 Stop that!

Posted by: dogfish at January 24, 2014 12:01 PM (nsOJa)

6 other crap on the Daily Mail I didn't feel like linking: Another one of those Woman Says Something Absurd So Everyone Can Laugh at Her pieces, featuring an obese woman showing off her body and having, in the Mail's words, a "whale of a time," and "Naked Girl Book Reading," where they have a book club and the book is read aloud by a completely naked girl. and all the kardashian/kanye crap. and on and on about Justin Bieber.

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2014 12:01 PM (/FnUH)

7 Why would they deport him? Or do only $5/hr illegal day laborers get a pass on DUIs?

Posted by: --- at January 24, 2014 12:01 PM (MMC8r)

8 Best line ever from the Simpsons, as the Niagara Falls employees on the Canadian-side are yelling angry insults at the Americans: "Shatner-stealing Mexico-touchers!"

Posted by: zombie at January 24, 2014 12:01 PM (+cx5n)

9 Canadians are the bane of humankind.

Yeah, yeah...

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2014 12:01 PM (GQ8sn)

10 A picture like that belongs under the fold. It's just too scary.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 24, 2014 12:01 PM (IN7k+)

11 Bieber is what happens when Caillou grows up.

Posted by: Friggin Canukistanis at January 24, 2014 12:01 PM (vgIRn)

12 It looks like Peter Jackson got a hold of him.

Posted by: no good deed at January 24, 2014 12:01 PM (vBhbc)

13 The media really needs to spend more time on this story.

Posted by: C. Christie at January 24, 2014 12:02 PM (xXhgd)

14 Is Bieber into Teddy Bears too? Creepy.

Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at January 24, 2014 12:02 PM (oDCMR)

15 oh and then there's pictures of Bieber's girlfriend or something, "Chantel" (???), who's got a big ol' ass (in a good way). So I guess he's not gay or...? I don't know. I don't care.

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2014 12:02 PM (/FnUH)

16 I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.

Posted by: rickl at January 24, 2014 12:02 PM (zoehZ)

17 Trending on FB and The Duffel Blog now: judge orders Justin Bieber to join the Marines

Judge to Justin Bieber: "Son, join the Marines or go to jail."

Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 24, 2014 12:03 PM (Kfm4G)

18
The gaf meter didn't twitch.

But I like that you did this post.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 24, 2014 12:03 PM (SAMxH)

19 it's like Michael and Latoya Jackson...
same Shim...

Miley Ray and Justin Ray Cyrus are the same SHIM

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 24, 2014 12:03 PM (TE35l)

20 Judging from that animated gif, Beiber/Miley would win the Miss Korea Beauty Pageant.

Posted by: zombie at January 24, 2014 12:03 PM (+cx5n)

21 So apparently maple trees produce the opposite of the way we thought before? As in, the syrup flows up, not down.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 24, 2014 12:03 PM (ZPrif)

22 "Naked Girl Book Reading," where they have a book club and the book is read aloud by a completely naked girl. I wouldn't just breeze over that one.

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2014 12:04 PM (hNkBv)

23 I see your "Shatner-stealing Mexico-touchers!" and raise you a "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

Posted by: dogfish at January 24, 2014 12:04 PM (nsOJa)

24 Bieber is worth around 160 mil and Cyrus about 120 mil.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 24, 2014 12:04 PM (E4MKN)

25 #20 20 Judging from that animated gif, Beiber/Miley would win the Miss Korea Beauty Pageant.

Just imagine if he represented Thailand...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 24, 2014 12:04 PM (Kfm4G)

26 291 DOWN GO BABY GO BABY!

#QEleventy! FreeShit for the Dow

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 24, 2014 12:04 PM (TE35l)

27
Were there pics with the naked book reading?

Posted by: irongrampa at January 24, 2014 12:05 PM (SAMxH)

28 sorry I tried to do a "fun post" and this is all I came up with.

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2014 12:05 PM (/FnUH)

29 "Naked Girl Book Reading," where they have a book club and the book is read aloud by a completely naked girl."

What? I wasn't listening.

Posted by: dogfish at January 24, 2014 12:05 PM (nsOJa)

30 Obama's drunkle wasn't deported, so why should Bieber. At least he pays his way and not a taxpayer burden.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at January 24, 2014 12:05 PM (9Bdcz)

31 Both Bieber's and Cyrus' look like scratch pads with all those ugly tats.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 24, 2014 12:05 PM (E4MKN)

32 He was speeding, by the way, in a yellow Lamborghini clocked at... 60 mph!! He's a bad boy, for sure.

Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2014 12:05 PM (FcR7P)

33 Bieber has the complexion of someone doing more than weed and prescription pills.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2014 12:05 PM (DmNpO)

34 >>>Were there pics with the naked book reading? yup. she's got a nice body too. butterface but I kind of dig that. Makes her seem attainable.

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2014 12:05 PM (/FnUH)

35 I left this link for fun in the last thread just in case people need a smile.

http://tinyurl.com/mk6fuvg

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 24, 2014 12:06 PM (n0DEs)

36 I'd kill for those cheek bones.

Posted by: Dr. V at January 24, 2014 12:06 PM (hNkBv)

37 Open thread or is it alllll about the Biebs? BTW, don't ever piss off a Belieber on twitter. Been there, done that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2014 12:07 PM (DmNpO)

38 sorry I tried to do a "fun post" and this is all I came up with. Posted by: ace Since you inexplicably "disappeared" the interesting Huckabee post, I'll just respond to that anyway, as if it was still online, and ignore the Beiber post. ---- Ace, you're missing the point. If a conservative or Republican says something either profound, true, well-phrased or indisputably clear, then it will be utterly ignored by the liberal media. The media is waiting to pounce only on any statement from a conservative or Republican that can be sincerely or (more often) insincerely misconstrued or misinterpreted. All other statements will be ignored. Thus, if Huckabee had given the exact same speech but left out the word "libido" or any other phrase that could generate faux-misinterpretation, then we'd never hear about it. Think about it -- when was the last time you saw a headline (outside of a right-wing blog) that said, "Conservative Politician Makes a Really Good Point, and Phrases It Well." Never, that's when. And you never will. The only way to get you message into the left-o-stream in to embed some would-be-zinger into it that they can get pretend-hopped-up over, and in the mocking of it, unwittingly spread your narrative. Huckabee didn't do this on purpose (clueless conservatives rarely do), but by accident he PWNED them.

Posted by: zombie at January 24, 2014 12:07 PM (+cx5n)

39 Look's like Vanilla Ice has a Love child.

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at January 24, 2014 12:07 PM (jsWA8)

40 Has anyone ever seen the Bieb and Miley in the same room at the same time?

Posted by: mugiwara at January 24, 2014 12:07 PM (W7ffl)

41 So you saying that Justine there caught the Milky Virus?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 24, 2014 12:08 PM (N8oJ5)

42 I think Miley Cyrus needs larger teeth and gums ... along with some oats, barley and hay.

Posted by: Slappy at January 24, 2014 12:08 PM (g0F0Y)

43 Ugh, that morph is way too fast, about giving me a headache.

Posted by: [/i]KG at January 24, 2014 12:08 PM (p7BzH)

44 You can always post the Daily Mail link about Jen Selter getting a sports contract to be the next Jillian Michaels. http://tinyurl.com/ke9gldf

Posted by: no good deed at January 24, 2014 12:08 PM (vBhbc)

45 20 Judging from that animated gif, Beiber/Miley would win the Miss Korea Beauty Pageant. Posted by: zombie at January 24, 2014 04:03 PM (+cx5n) Nah, they are the illegitimate children of Vanilla Ice. Justin should hook up with Lindsey (Lohan), but they should be spayed and neutered first. Then we can really start a "Dead Pool"

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 24, 2014 12:08 PM (RLdcX)

46 28 ace at January 24, 2014 04:05 PM (/FnUH)

You did fine Ace....

we're all in this together.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 24, 2014 12:09 PM (TE35l)

47 So the Left is now saying Spock and Kirk were an early example ambiguously gay homoeroticism on TV? http://www.hitfix.com/galleries/overlay/12-greatest-homoerotic-tv-duos Spock rarely boned chicks. Obviously gay. Kirk boned every alien chick he met. Also obviously gay. Also they were friends and helped each other. Two men who share feelings of fondness. Obviously gay now that I look at it. Probably was my homophobia that prevented me from seeing it before. Probably due to my bigoted social conservative upbringing in that most wickedly socon of institutions, the Catholic Church Of Papist Soconnery. Not to be confused with the Reformed Catholic Church of Papist SeanConnery, of course. Fucking heretics.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 24, 2014 12:09 PM (ZPrif)

48 Don't give a shit about either of them. I like real music. Distractions for the masses.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 24, 2014 12:09 PM (7ObY1)

49 Tone is important when we discuss Bieber, remember.

Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2014 12:10 PM (W6bkf)

50 The person I feel real pity for is Bieber's neighbors. First, you know they paid through the nose for a great property. And they have to live next to a weird little twerp "singer" who smokes weed in the street with his little rapper friends. And THEN you have to deal with all of the paparazzi sneaking onto your property to try to take a photo of the weird little twerp.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 24, 2014 12:10 PM (WhJf8)

51 38 zombie at January 24, 2014 04:07 PM (+cx5n)

Yup aikido PR tactics as you and I discussed long ago.

The media is stupid and venal....

not horribly hard to manipulate W did it often actually.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 24, 2014 12:10 PM (TE35l)

52 MY EYES!

(A flaming skull would be easier on the brain than that)

Posted by: AE at January 24, 2014 12:10 PM (HYceo)

53 Well he'll have plenty of time to do his community service, being as how he's retired.

I think the hashtag thing is kinda amusing, with the US side running #deportbieber and the despicable Canucks pushing #keepbieber.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 24, 2014 12:11 PM (cHZB7)

54 in strenuous times, all the more important to balance "reason and emotion"... http://tinyurl.com/lcg4kr8 Disney 1943

Posted by: panzernashorn at January 24, 2014 12:11 PM (MhA4j)

55 MY EYES! (A flaming skull would be easier on the brain than that) *** At least it isn't Hillary's planet again.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2014 12:11 PM (DmNpO)

56 Gee, the MSM is scraping the bottom of the barrel for squirrel stories.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 24, 2014 12:11 PM (POpqt)

You can clearly see in this simple .gif transformation that the font kerning is exactly the same as that found in MS Word - a program suspiciously unavailable in 1972.....

Posted by: Bigby's Waving Hands at January 24, 2014 12:11 PM (3ZtZW)

58 32 He was speeding, by the way, in a yellow Lamborghini clocked at... 60 mph!! That's almost 97 in kilometers per hour. He was being a bad boy Canada-style, eh?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 24, 2014 12:12 PM (7ObY1)

59 Why should we deport him? He's doing the job that American scrawny wiggers with lesbian haircuts won't do.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, SGT - Cotton Mather Purity Death Squad (M) at January 24, 2014 12:12 PM (jEjSa)

60 34 >>>Were there pics with the naked book reading? yup. she's got a nice body too. butterface but I kind of dig that. Makes her seem attainable. Posted by: ace at January 24, 2014 04:05 PM (/FnUH) ******** So--you're saying there's a chance!?

Posted by: Monica Lew-you know at January 24, 2014 12:12 PM (RJMhd)

61

It's really interesting that so much news that impacts us is published by a foreign paper. With little or no mention of said news domestically.

A conspiracy minded person could become suspicious.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 24, 2014 12:12 PM (SAMxH)

62 Well, maybe, possibly, we don't really know, the law isn't clear, but it probably wouldn't happen.

If he was here illegally, he'd have no worries about getting deported.

Posted by: Obama's Uncle Omar at January 24, 2014 12:12 PM (ZKzrr)

63 Maybee they just go to the same stylist! Didja consider that, you big meanies?/??eleventy!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at January 24, 2014 12:12 PM (cxs6V)

64 Decriminalize Beiber!

Posted by: --- at January 24, 2014 12:12 PM (MMC8r)

65 Did Seth Rogen marry Joe Rogan? Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2014 12:13 PM (W6bkf)

66 I remember seeing Beiber for the first time, on some parade or some shit. I think he was 13 or 14 and I said to myself, "who is this punk ass dweeb?"

My opinion hasn't changed.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 24, 2014 12:13 PM (GrtrJ)

67 At least it isn't Hillary's planet again. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

You think that's a joke don't you? I rocked in the corner all night long.

Posted by: dogfish at January 24, 2014 12:13 PM (nsOJa)

68 He's doing the job that American scrawny wiggers with lesbian haircuts won't do. If it wasn't for the "wiggers" part, he'd be a shoo-in for a hosting job at MSDNC. Scrawny? - check LesbiMan haircut? - check

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 24, 2014 12:13 PM (7ObY1)

69 "Naked Girl Book Reading," where they have a book club and the book is read aloud by a completely naked girl.

I think this is a topic deserving of further study.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2014 12:14 PM (B/VB5)

70 Maybee they just go to the same stylist! Didja consider that, you big meanies?/??eleventy!!!

Flobee is a stylist now?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 24, 2014 12:14 PM (YEelc)

71 Has Jarles Chohnson seen this?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 24, 2014 12:14 PM (l3vZN)

72 I am reasonably certain the important stuff in the Daily Mail is in all of the sidebar links. And by important I mean hotassery.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at January 24, 2014 12:14 PM (jMpD6)

73 Maybe you can morph Cyrus and Gene Simmons sticking their tongues out. Or Bieber and the "Heat Miser" from "The Year Without a Santa Claus" since they share the same freakin' hair style.

Posted by: Slappy at January 24, 2014 12:14 PM (g0F0Y)

74 I'm with Eddie. I'd hit it, too.

Posted by: Hugh Grant at January 24, 2014 12:14 PM (hNkBv)

75 Finally something to knock wall-to-wall Bridgegate off the news.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 24, 2014 12:14 PM (+nlRc)

76 I hope he's paying his taxes here and not to the IRS.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 24, 2014 12:14 PM (NU/ou)

77 I am totally fine with egg throwing. Not enough people do this IMHO.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at January 24, 2014 12:15 PM (sifpf)

78 If only I had my pumpkin mask on...I would melt into beetles and snakes. Speaking of disaster, nice little plunge in the stock market today. Not for nothing that it coincides with Obama's siccing DOJ on his enemies. The markets can tolerate lawfulness and lawlessness, but not lawlessness pursuing selective lawfulness.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 24, 2014 12:15 PM (Ec6wH)

79 You think that's a joke don't you? I rocked in the corner all night long. *** there, there. It was just a bad dream. She can't really hurt you.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2014 12:15 PM (DmNpO)

80 Have y'all seen the horse man appear on the live weather report?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxJcdU76wo0

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 24, 2014 12:15 PM (GrtrJ)

81 318 down and falling....worst fall since last June...

GO BABY the Soros players may be running for the exits!

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 24, 2014 12:15 PM (TE35l)

82 At least it isn't Hillary's planet again. - You think NSA is bad? Wait until we have Hillary's eye in the sky.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 24, 2014 12:15 PM (+nlRc)

83 Jezzuz what if Bieber and Cyrus reproduced?

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 24, 2014 12:15 PM (RJMhd)

84 When you gonna light the fuse on that Tampon Post, again?

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2014 12:16 PM (hNkBv)

85 She can't really hurt you. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead

The hell you say.

Posted by: Bill at January 24, 2014 12:16 PM (nsOJa)

86 >>>If a conservative or Republican says something either profound, true, well-phrased or indisputably clear, then it will be utterly ignored by the liberal media. The media is waiting to pounce only on any statement from a conservative or Republican that can be sincerely or (more often) insincerely misconstrued or misinterpreted. All other statements will be ignored. Thus, if Huckabee had given the exact same speech but left out the word "libido" or any other phrase that could generate faux-misinterpretation, then we'd never hear about it. Think about it -- when was the last time you saw a headline (outside of a right-wing blog) that said, "Conservative Politician Makes a Really Good Point, and Phrases It Well." Never, that's when. And you never will. The only way to get you message into the left-o-stream in to embed some would-be-zinger into it that they can get pretend-hopped-up over, and in the mocking of it, unwittingly spread your narrative. Huckabee didn't do this on purpose (clueless conservatives rarely do), but by accident he PWNED them. ... eh. I'm allergic to "eleventh-dimensional chess" claims. I see this too often. Every story goes in this pattern: * Someone fucked up * How bad did he fuck up? * Allies say he didn't fuck up * Is it possible he outfoxed everyone by pretending to fuck up when he really had a clever scheme to trick everyone into covering him? His statement wasn't *that* good. It was just good. It's not as if it's the viral meme that going to move the needle. sometimes a fuck up is just a fuck up. and by the way: I don't think this is like the WORST thing, like, "Yorgi, you have killed us all." But yeah it's a little fuck-up. Of all the constituencies i worry about, it's women. You can say "We'll just write off Hispanics, they want too much," and I get that (and I think that's my opinion too). But if we're losing Hispanics, we have to make up this ground somewhere else. Women are a huge constituency, obviously. Over half of all voters. We're losing them. Among single women, which is what, a fifth of the total vote or something, or more? We're getting crushed. Since there are certain positions we HAVE to take (pro-life among them) which are already net-losers with these huge blocs, is it not wise to limit our other provocations to the exact minimum necessary?

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2014 12:16 PM (/FnUH)

87 She can't really hurt you.

Not until January 21st, 2017, anyways.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 24, 2014 12:16 PM (YEelc)

88 64 --- at January 24, 2014 04:12 PM (MMC8r)

if noted conservative activist Justin Bieber can't get high and go 120 at 4am the terrorists have already won

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 24, 2014 12:16 PM (TE35l)

89 Have y'all seen the horse man appear on the live weather report?

There was hor seman on live TV? I've got you now, Trebek!

Posted by: Sean Connery at January 24, 2014 12:16 PM (B/VB5)

90 ♫ Then I saw his morph
Now I'm a belieber
I couldn't belieb'im if I tried ♫

Posted by: the monkees at January 24, 2014 12:16 PM (NU/ou)

Jezzuz what if Bieber and Cyrus reproduced?

****

They'd have a whole bunch of little twerks.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at January 24, 2014 12:17 PM (sifpf)

92 Apparently he was on something like Purple Drank, too. Because his life is so awful and hard to face that he had to take drugs. Because he wasn't having enough fun and wasn't rich enough with hot babes all over him that he had to take that extra step for excitement.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 24, 2014 12:17 PM (zfY+H)

93 Freaky deaky...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 24, 2014 12:17 PM (9+ccr)

94 Daily Mail also had a piece on naked yoga classes. I'm thinking 'finally, a reality show I might be willing to watch'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 24, 2014 12:18 PM (cHZB7)

95 61 irongrampa at January 24, 2014 04:12 PM (SAMxH)

In last nights' ONT I posted some links...

one of them was Aetna admitting the system is gonna implode not enough uninsured can afford the deals they offer.

reported by precisely one US News group...

The Brits were all over it.

This is a Kabuki show over here IG.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 24, 2014 12:19 PM (TE35l)

96 >>>Apparently he was on something like Purple Drank, too. Because his life is so awful and hard to face that he had to take drugs. Because he wasn't having enough fun and wasn't rich enough with hot babes all over him that he had to take that extra step for excitement. i think Dennis Miller had a joke like this, about how stupid it was for ultrarich celebrities to take drugs, "when they could hire a troupe of actors and circus acrobats to perform their hallucinations for them"

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2014 12:19 PM (/FnUH)

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Posted by: --- at January 24, 2014 12:19 PM (MMC8r)

98 83 Jezzuz what if Bieber and Cyrus reproduced?

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 24, 2014 04:15 PM (RJMhd)

The resulting offspring would have six inches of gums showing, a tongue that hung down to their knees, and the ability to down 24 beers in less than 10 seconds using a beer funnel.

Posted by: Slappy at January 24, 2014 12:19 PM (g0F0Y)

99 Apparently he was on something like Purple Drank, too.

Do we know for sure he was actually on all this stuff? Somewhere around the part where he claimed to have beer and pot and pills it sounded like a made-up story so he can claim to be a Bad Boy.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2014 12:20 PM (B/VB5)

100 is that GUYly Cyrus or Hannah MANtana? Is this an edgy Disney spinoff or a "re-imagining"?

Posted by: not a lying rightwinger (D) at January 24, 2014 12:20 PM (5ePfR)

101 Didn't EoJ already do the "Bieber looks like Cyrus" bit on his blog? Ace is clearly feeling lazy.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 24, 2014 12:20 PM (GaqMa)

102 86 ace at January 24, 2014 04:16 PM (/FnUH)

Evidently winning single women is easy...

celebrate their selfless service to western civ and give them LOTS of free shit.

"I am SO THERE!"

//John Boehner

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 24, 2014 12:20 PM (TE35l)

103

I would say that anyone who has a bazillion dollars and is still throwing eggs at cars or houses when he is almost 20 is in fact, a piece of shit. Regardless.

Grow up.

Posted by: Lea at January 24, 2014 12:20 PM (lIU4e)

104 SCOTUSblog ‏@SCOTUSblog now Little Sisters of the Poor get temporary win from #SCOTUS in challenge re ACA's contraceptive mandate. Story is here: http://goo.gl/o6jIMY

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2014 12:20 PM (DmNpO)

105 That's right, Sven. IIRC, Ace mentioned it a while back.

Nothing that contradicts the narrative will be seen or heard.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 24, 2014 12:21 PM (SAMxH)

106 Funny, Iowahawk was on a Bieber-kick on Twitter this morning, too.

Posted by: Hal at January 24, 2014 12:21 PM (MftY/)

107 Because his life is so awful and hard to face that he had to take drugs. Because he wasn't having enough fun and wasn't rich enough with hot babes all over him that he had to take that extra step for excitement. It's all fun and games until you are raped by a Producer or ten.

Posted by: Zombie Cory Haim at January 24, 2014 12:21 PM (hNkBv)

108 Oh come on y'all. Don't you think you're being a little hard on the Bieber?

Posted by: Seamless Muldoon at January 24, 2014 12:21 PM (g4TxM)

109 Shannon Bream ‏@ShannonBream 1m SUPREME CT ORDER for Little Sisters - HHS contraception mandate remains blocked for this group - with conditions (1/2) Shannon Bream ‏@ShannonBream now SUPREME COURT on Little Sisters (2/2) - LS must inform HHS in writing it is non-profit, holds self out as religious, has religious...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2014 12:21 PM (DmNpO)

110 Mexicans don't get deported over mass murder.

Canadians get deported for speeding.

America...what a fucking country!!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 24, 2014 12:21 PM (0LHZx)

111 So the Left is now saying Spock and Kirk were an early example ambiguously gay homoeroticism on TV? I didn't see it either and I wasn't raised in the RCC or any church. Because the next big thing is, I suppose, if you're a man who is a friend of another man. you must subconsciously want to bone him. EVERYTHING is reduced to sex.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2014 12:21 PM (7kkQJ)

112 94 Daily Mail also had a piece on naked yoga classes. I'm thinking 'finally, a reality show I might be willing to watch'. That would be the Greatest. Reality. Show. Ever. I am so in.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 24, 2014 12:22 PM (7ObY1)

113 heh Gabriel Malor ‏@gabrielmalor now MY GOD, THE CATHOLICS HAVE SEIZED CONTROL OF THE SUPREME COURT

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2014 12:22 PM (DmNpO)

114 So, where are the naked Bieber pixs? Where is his sex tape? I don't think they make money from music so much as concerts and shit they sell with his mug on it. But, 160 million is nothing to sneer at.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 24, 2014 12:22 PM (E4MKN)

115 Basically if you're a conservative or republican, you have to say nothing that in any way can be misconstrued as controversial or offensive, You can't speak off the cuff a la Joe Biden and all your comments/remarks must be as vanilla as possible.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 24, 2014 12:22 PM (DpEwG)

116 Apparently he was on something like Purple Drank, too. Because his life is so awful and hard to face that he had to take drugs. Arrest report says he smelled of alcohol and was visibly impaired. He also had an expired DL. I don't know if the drug test revealed anything.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 24, 2014 12:22 PM (gtjN1)

117 94 Daily Mail also had a piece on naked yoga classes. I'm thinking 'finally, a reality show I might be willing to watch'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 24, 2014 04:18 PM (cHZB7)

Do you really think that those participating are going to look like supermodels? My guess is that it would be wall-to-wall cellulite, stretch marks, and fat rolls. At least that's what happens every single time a similar idea comes up, like nudist colonies.

Posted by: Slappy at January 24, 2014 12:23 PM (g0F0Y)

118 Shannon Bream ‏@ShannonBream now SUPREME COURT ORDER on Little Sisters - LS doesn'tt have to use HHS form regarding contra. mandate/ not req'd to send to 3rd party admins

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2014 12:23 PM (DmNpO)

119 I thought Jerry Mathers was the Beiber.

Posted by: --- at January 24, 2014 12:23 PM (MMC8r)

120 With that much money, I wonder why he hasn't bought a house that is more isolate with out neighbors so close? That is a huge fucking house but he is surrounded by homes.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 24, 2014 12:23 PM (E4MKN)

121 i just looked up "Purple Drank." for those who didn't know (like me), it is a cough syrup with codeine and promethazine, taken in higher-than-medical doses, blended into a soft drink like Sprite.

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2014 12:23 PM (/FnUH)

122 So the Left is now saying Spock and Kirk were an early example ambiguously gay homoeroticism on TV?

This is what happens when you don't know the difference between agape and eros.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 24, 2014 12:23 PM (YEelc)

123 111 So the Left is now saying Spock and Kirk were an early example ambiguously gay homoeroticism on TV? When we got behind cave doors Freddy let his loincloth hang low And he made me feel like a cave ma-a-an No one knows what goes on behind cave doors.

Posted by: Barney Rubble at January 24, 2014 12:23 PM (7ObY1)

124 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2014 04:21 PM (DmNpO) They should just file a piece of paper that says "we're Catholic."

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 24, 2014 12:23 PM (GaqMa)

125 Flatbush Joe, which version of Kirk and Spock? Original version? Mirror universe version? Or lens-flare reboot version?

But it does prove how intellectually bankrupt the Left is. And purile. It's always about the sex for them. Oh no can't talk about how positive they portrayed the future in that show. Or IDIC. Oh no, they got to talk sex, sex, sex, and try to destroy the show to prove to all those in fly-over country how superior and erudite the Left is.

Kirk, "Mr. Chekov! Load the Dunham torpedo."
Chekov, "Target Keptain?"
Kirk, "See those hipsters in that neon purple DY500?"
Chekov, "Da, one that says 'Kirk is Gay'?"
Kirk [angry], "Yes, open fire."
Chekov, "Aye Keptain!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 24, 2014 12:24 PM (N8oJ5)

126 That picture may be worse than the Wicker Spider from yesterday...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, planting landmines on his lawn at January 24, 2014 12:24 PM (naUcP)

127 So the Left is now saying Spock and Kirk were an early example ambiguously gay homoeroticism on TV?

"Kirk and Spock are secret gay lovers" has been a thing (a fairly stupid thing, but some people get off on it) since the early 70s.

Oddly, nobody back then picked up on Sulu.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2014 12:24 PM (B/VB5)

128 Is that Bieber even old enough to shave?

Posted by: Seamless Muldoon at January 24, 2014 12:24 PM (g4TxM)

129 Meet a "dreamer" Miguel Mejias-Ramos told cops he slashed his two baby girls to death because heÂ’d just killed their mother Â— and he didnÂ’t have car seats to take the kids with him to Mexico, an outraged Queens DA said as the jealous dad was arraigned on murder charges Friday. Hauled back to New York from the Mexican border, Meijias-Ramos was expressionless as a judge ordered him held with no bail for allegedly slaughtering his wife, Deisy, and daughters Daniela, 3 and Yoselin, 1, during a jealousy-fueled, five-knife rampage. Â“I have every intention of keeping him in prison for the rest of his life with no chance of parole,Â” Queens DA Richard Brown told reporters. Mejias-Ramos confessed that he killed the girls Â— first hugging, kissing and begging forgiveness from each one before putting them back to bed and stabbing them Â— Â“because he didnÂ’t have car seats to take them with him,Â” Brown raged. Â“IÂ’ve been to many crime scenes,Â” he added. But this one Â“was very disturbingÂ… my heart goes out to the family.Â” Additional new details of the horrific, bedroom bloodbath were revealed by prosecutors during FridayÂ’s brief court proceeding. Mejjias-Ramos told cops heÂ’d made a brief feint at killing himself, prosecutor Michelle Kaszuba revealed, referring to Mejias-RamosÂ’ confession. But having failed, he decided to make a run for it, washing his bloody hands with the dead girlsÂ’ diaper wipes before showering and hitting the road, Kaszuba said. The illegal immigrant was caught Monday, driving through Texas during a non-stop dash for the border of Mexico, his country of citizenship. Three hours more on the road, and heÂ’d have made it, officials said.

Posted by: Thunderb at January 24, 2014 12:24 PM (zOTsN)

130 Oh my! And I thought I was the only gay on the show... Sulu

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 24, 2014 12:25 PM (9+ccr)

131
http://tinyurl.com/my4kdqm

FoxBiz wall-street slammed by specter emerging market contagion

Meanwhile, the CBOE's VIX, which is seen as a Wall Street's fear gauge,surged close to 30%.

Ah okay so I guess Argentina is to blame...

thank God it is never Obama's fuck-ups like it was for 8 years of Bush

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 24, 2014 12:25 PM (TE35l)

132 Ace,
You will be made to care about the Bieber v. Rogan feud. It is important to the hoi polloi and to distract from the oncoming failure of Obamacare.

Posted by: Eric Holder at January 24, 2014 12:25 PM (FGAYC)

133 He's getting married to Richard Sherman at half time at the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Mystery Meat at January 24, 2014 12:25 PM (tvTBx)

134 I'm curious how a few thrown eggs cause $20,000 in damages.

The obvious answer is that they didn't.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 24, 2014 12:25 PM (SY2Kh)

135 Daily Mail also had a piece on naked yoga classes. I think this would be awesome in a college town. At my gym I see the ladies coming out of the group yoga classes. Yeah, pass. 65 year-old Chinese ladies with odd bodies.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 24, 2014 12:25 PM (gtjN1)

136 I'm sure Gabe or Ace will be along shortly with a write-up of this, at least, partial win against the BC mandate.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2014 12:25 PM (DmNpO)

137 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 24, 2014 04:09 PM (ZPrif) This type of nonsense is one of the unsung victims of the culture battle on gay marriage and such. Close friendships are questioned as gay when really there's nothing there. It's really unfortunate. I've heard some people argue Jonathan and King David had something similar.

Posted by: AMDG at January 24, 2014 12:25 PM (t7OO0)

138 why Bieber gets off easy?

http://tinyurl.com/cqa6shl

Posted by: Mallfly at January 24, 2014 12:26 PM (bJm7W)

139 I'm curious how a few thrown eggs cause $20,000 in damages. The obvious answer is that they didn't. *** Apparently there was some sort of exotic wood that was ruined.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 24, 2014 12:26 PM (DmNpO)

140 "Kirk and Spock are secret gay lovers" has been a thing (a fairly stupid thing, but some people get off on it) since the early 70s.

My understanding is they were the origin of slash fiction....Kirk/Spock.

Posted by: HR at January 24, 2014 12:26 PM (ZKzrr)

141 Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 24, 2014 04:20 PM (GaqMa -------------------------- It's a "recontextualization."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, SGT - Cotton Mather Purity Death Squad (M) at January 24, 2014 12:26 PM (jEjSa)

142 When Beiber did that wrecking ball video, I saw these tiny little man-titties and thought, "who finds that sexy?"

Posted by: Fritz at January 24, 2014 12:26 PM (TKFmG)

143 What would happen if you used a super collider to smash a justin beeber into a miley cyrus? Actually, just having it happen would be good enough for me. I don't really care what happens after the collision.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 24, 2014 12:26 PM (/i3Yt)

144 At my gym I see the ladies coming out of the group yoga classes. Yeah, pass. 65 year-old Chinese ladies with odd bodies. For the most part, same here. But the occasional hotties are really, really hottie.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 24, 2014 12:26 PM (7ObY1)

145 $2500 bail? That's the crime. This little twerp could pluck out an armpit hair (if he has any yet) and sell it on Ebay for $2500.

If the court were being honest, it would just forego bail altogether because he all famous & sh-t, or make it something reasonable, like $250,000.00

Posted by: West at January 24, 2014 12:27 PM (1Rgee)

146 121 i just looked up "Purple Drank." for those who didn't know (like me), it is a cough syrup with codeine and promethazine, taken in higher-than-medical doses, blended into a soft drink like Sprite. Posted by: ace at January 24, 2014 04:23 PM (/FnUH) And candy....Jolly ranchers usually. Isn't this what St. Trayvon was said to have ingested between working with the poor and volunteering at a soup kitchen?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 24, 2014 12:27 PM (bCEmE)

147 Â“because he didnÂ’t have car seats to take them with him,Â”

WTFF?!

Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2014 12:27 PM (B/VB5)

148 I'm near a college town... If the Naked Yoga class had a 'Bleached and Shorn' section, sure.

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2014 12:27 PM (hNkBv)

149 Meanwhile, the CBOE's VIX, which is seen as a Wall Street's fear gauge,surged close to 30%.

Posted by: Sven 1007

Did you see the Dow Jones Transport index?

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at January 24, 2014 12:27 PM (cxs6V)

150 Naked yoga? Pbffffftt! In the '80s we heard of a... (and I want you to close your eyes and envision this in your mind, from the spectators' gallery perspective) ...late night naked bowling league.

Posted by: Seamless Muldoon at January 24, 2014 12:28 PM (g4TxM)

151 So Sandra Fluke's civil rights DON'T begin in my wallet???

Posted by: --- at January 24, 2014 12:28 PM (MMC8r)

152 and stabbing them Â— Â“because he didnÂ’t have car seats to take them with him,Â”

Hey, if he was a woman, that would be a perfectly good reason to kill a baby: Don't want to buy a car seat.

Posted by: HR at January 24, 2014 12:28 PM (ZKzrr)

153 I'm curious how a few thrown eggs cause $20,000 in damages. You didn't see what those eggs did to my statuary!

Posted by: Abused Bieber Neighbor[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 24, 2014 12:28 PM (gtjN1)

154 I never ever want to see guys doing Naked Yoga. gawd.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 24, 2014 12:29 PM (RJMhd)

155 My understanding is they were the origin of slash fiction....Kirk/Spock.

Right, it's believed to be the first example of the, uhh, genre.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2014 12:29 PM (B/VB5)

156 @   129

     Execute him.

    He abrogated his right to exist on the planet with his actions.

      I would volunteer to pull the trigger.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 24, 2014 12:29 PM (SAMxH)

157 Â“because he didnÂ’t have car seats to take them with him,Â” You know, the Mayans would often make a human sacrifice or two before embarking on an extended road trip.

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2014 12:29 PM (hNkBv)

158 Apparently there was some sort of exotic wood that was ruined. I suspect that Beiber's neighbor is every bit the effete twat that Beiber is.

Posted by: --- at January 24, 2014 12:29 PM (MMC8r)

159 Oh on topic Bieber is a prettier Woman than Cyrus...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 24, 2014 12:29 PM (9+ccr)

160 Miley is Justin is Miley.

Together they can go fuck themselves.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 24, 2014 12:29 PM (NpXoL)

161 OT sorry to be a downer or maybe "not"

http://tinyurl.com/pord7pj

FoxNews Lamar Alexander's accused aide found dead...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 24, 2014 12:29 PM (TE35l)

162 Could Bieber be deported? Is Bieber a Republican? Oh wait, he is Canadian...so if he did vote it was probably for a Democrat. Answer: No.

Posted by: Evi. L. Bloggerlady at January 24, 2014 12:29 PM (4kTo2)

163 His front doors have to be removed, stripped, and restained. The stucco on the front of his house has to be repaired and repainted. These are multimillion dollar homes.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 24, 2014 12:29 PM (E4MKN)

164 HR, actually it was Spock who really inflamed the fan-fiction writers of the early 1970s. Especially among the woman of the Star Trek audience who believed they could crack that cold logical exterior to expose the beating heart and passions of a sex fiend far better than Christine Chapel. Thus was born the R-rate Mary Sue story in all its glory.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 24, 2014 12:29 PM (N8oJ5)

165 Guess what guys-- your TESTICLES are prehistorically UGLY.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 24, 2014 12:30 PM (RJMhd)

166 Posted by: HR at January 24, 2014 04:28 PM (ZKzrr) We don't see a crime here.

Posted by: Peter Singer and Julian Savulescu at January 24, 2014 12:30 PM (GaqMa)

167 Cut those things OFF!

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 24, 2014 12:30 PM (RJMhd)

168 Ace,

There is a special place in hell for you. Since I'll be there, too, I'll make it certain that you watch back street boys videos for

fkn

eternity.

Posted by: tangonine at January 24, 2014 12:30 PM (x3YFz)

169 I can see Kirk and Spock wanking each other off as they mind-medl in the Enterprise hot tub. I think that was in episode 6 : The Hot Tub Filter Is Clogged

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 24, 2014 12:30 PM (DpEwG)

170 This type of nonsense is one of the unsung victims of the culture battle on gay marriage and such. Close friendships are questioned as gay when really there's nothing there. It's really unfortunate. We never even hugged and some of those rascals STILL say we're gay!

Posted by: Holmes and Watson[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 24, 2014 12:30 PM (gtjN1)

171 Oh come on y'all. Don't you think you're being a little hard on the Bieber? - Well, compared to Charlie Sheen he is a model of maturity.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 24, 2014 12:30 PM (+nlRc)

172 How is this not important news? Why, MSNBC thought Bieber was important enough to break into an active discussion about the NSA, so I think we need an even lighter-weight post.

Posted by: 20K of egg damage at January 24, 2014 12:30 PM (tv7DV)

173 yup. she's got a nice body too.Â Butterflies. but I kind of dig that. Makes her seem attainable.Â - ace ___________ Dude, she's just not that into you.

Posted by: shredded chi - If the river was whiskey, I'd be a diving duck at January 24, 2014 12:31 PM (JXkyA)

174 Off Off Infanticide loving Socks!

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 24, 2014 12:31 PM (GaqMa)

175 149 weft cut-loop at January 24, 2014 04:27 PM (cxs6V)

My brain is fried I haven't looked at Trans or the BDI the last few days...

I was reading the schedule C rules and regs the last three nights.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 24, 2014 12:31 PM (TE35l)

176 Isn't this what St. Trayvon was said to have ingested between working with the poor and volunteering at a soup kitchen? I knew I wasn't the only one who recalled that...supposedly why he had the tea and Skittles. Guess he's taking the "We are Trayvon" crap to its logical extreme. Death at the hands of neighborhood watch forthcoming...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, planting landmines on his lawn at January 24, 2014 12:31 PM (naUcP)

177 Nood nuns.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2014 12:31 PM (YIZv0)

178 Has the issue of Bieber being escorted around by cops the night before been linked to yet? http://tinyurl.com/lwgztpv

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 24, 2014 12:32 PM (aDwsi)

179 for the FOLKS!! And the womenz vote!!! Holy shit--the podcast has done twenty minutes on Exra Klein and waaaay too much on this transgender stuff. It's too micro.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 24, 2014 12:32 PM (RJMhd)

180 After the Trayvon Martin case I thought everyone knew what Purple Drank was. What do you think he was buying Ice Tea and Skittles for? He bragged about using it on his facebook site, for crying out loud.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 24, 2014 12:32 PM (zfY+H)

181 171 Oh come on y'all. Don't you think you're being a little hard on the Bieber?
-

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 24, 2014 04:30 PM (+nlRc)

Beiber is one of those people that you just shoot and don't bother hiding the evidence because... yeah.

Posted by: tangonine at January 24, 2014 12:32 PM (x3YFz)

182 His front doors have to be removed, stripped, and restained. The stucco on the front of his house has to be repaired and repainted. These are multimillion dollar homes.

If I'm one of those homeowners I don't think I want to advertise that my house will sustain tens of thousands in damage from a prank that normally requires 15 seconds with a garden hose to clean up. I have to think every preteen girl in Miami is closing in on his place with a dozen eggs now.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2014 12:32 PM (B/VB5)

183 I could watch this all day. And I don't know why.

http://youtu.be/HPxT_bHU68M

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 24, 2014 12:32 PM (GrtrJ)

184 135 Daily Mail also had a piece on naked yoga classes.

I think this would be awesome in a college town.

At my gym I see the ladies coming out of the group yoga classes. Yeah, pass.

65 year-old Chinese ladies with odd bodies.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2014 04:25 PM (gtjN1)

Next reality show: "Naked Senior Citizen Celebrity Yoga" starring Kathy Bates and Wilford Brimley.

Posted by: Slappy at January 24, 2014 12:33 PM (g0F0Y)

185 Teh gays homo-eroticized Lincoln, for crying out loud.

Posted by: --- at January 24, 2014 12:33 PM (MMC8r)

186 They sure do have a purty mouth.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 24, 2014 12:33 PM (NpXoL)

187 I never ever want to see guys doing Naked Yoga. Guess what guys-- your TESTICLES are prehistorically UGLY. Gets into "Downward Dog position" and waggles at you.

Posted by: Holmes and Watson[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 24, 2014 12:33 PM (gtjN1)

188 Shia Lebouef or whatever his name is recently said he is addicted to purple drank.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 24, 2014 12:33 PM (E4MKN)

189
So the Left is now saying Spock and Kirk were an early example ambiguously gay homoeroticism on TV?

Even if they were furiously dorking each other in the squeekhole on the shuttle deck while guzzling Romulan Ale every time they were off duty, it wouldn't be homosexuality, because human and vulcan are different species.

Bestiality, not homo sex.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 24, 2014 12:33 PM (TIIx5)

190 This type of nonsense is one of the unsung victims of the culture battle on gay marriage and such. Close friendships are questioned as gay when really there's nothing there. It's really unfortunate. I've heard some people argue Jonathan and King David had something similar.

Posted by: AMDG at January 24, 2014 04:25 PM (t7OO0)

---------------------------------------

It goes beyond just the celebrity. It's what people think of any close friendship now. The gay narrative is like a really nasty crotch fungus.

Posted by: Soona at January 24, 2014 12:34 PM (S5gpl)

191 Serious question: has sven slept, or is he one of those organisms made of many smaller organisms each taking turns at possessing the "sven brain" ?

Posted by: CAC at January 24, 2014 12:34 PM (kTYiU)

192 Both of these imbeciles are advocates of the weed culture and like to hang out with the droopy drawers rapper crowd of syrup sippers.

Posted by: Fritz at January 24, 2014 12:34 PM (TKFmG)

193 188 Judge Pug at January 24, 2014 04:33 PM (E4MKN)

Is he back from his "exile due to attacks on my Intellectual Integrity"?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 24, 2014 12:34 PM (TE35l)

194 Diss me, and you get the ostrich eggs, yo!

Posted by: "Eggs" Bieber at January 24, 2014 12:35 PM (tv7DV)

195 Teh gays homo-eroticized Lincoln, for crying out loud.

They're working on Norman Rockwell now. Yes, really.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2014 12:35 PM (B/VB5)

196 187 I never ever want to see guys doing Naked Yoga.

Guess what guys--

your TESTICLES are prehistorically UGLY.

Gets into "Downward Dog position" and waggles at you.

Posted by: Holmes and Watson at January 24, 2014 04:33 PM (gtjN1)

You mean prehistorically AWESOME!

Posted by: tangonine at January 24, 2014 12:35 PM (x3YFz)

197 191 CAC at January 24, 2014 04:34 PM (kTYiU)

I slept....45 minutes this morning and about an hour yesterday.

I must be getting old two and half days is knocking me loopy.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 24, 2014 12:35 PM (TE35l)

198 I know I'm old, and it's creepy, but I'd fuck miley cyrus.

**If I wasn't married.

(I was a hound dog in the day... if it moved...)

Posted by: tangonine at January 24, 2014 12:37 PM (x3YFz)

199 I slept....45 minutes this morning and about an hour yesterday. I must be getting old two and half days is knocking me loopy. Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 24, 2014 04:35 PM (TE35l) GO. TO. SLEEP. Before you start rambling about, I don't know. Carpet jellyfish or ear spiders or naked-testicle Spiderman or something.

Posted by: CAC at January 24, 2014 12:38 PM (kTYiU)

200 CAC... dammit... 2 wires, B field. get 'er done!

Posted by: tangonine at January 24, 2014 12:39 PM (x3YFz)

201

I've commented on the similarity here before. Possibly the first time I really noticed it was a picture of a scantily clad Miley Cyrus. You know there's a problem when you see a picture of a woman whose breasts are only covered by her arms, and the first thing that pops into your head is, "Since when does Justin Beiber have a rack!?"

Posted by: junior at January 24, 2014 12:40 PM (UWFpX)

202 Before you start rambling about, I don't know. Carpet jellyfish or ear spiders or naked-testicle Spiderman or something. Posted by: CAC at January 24, 2014 04:38 PM (kTYiU

How would that be different from any other day?

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 24, 2014 12:41 PM (GrtrJ)

203 It's a nice "gif".
But it's no Bush TANG memo.....

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at January 24, 2014 12:42 PM (wtvvX)

204 Is it wrong to watch Miley Cyrus videos with the TV muted? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at January 24, 2014 12:42 PM (YmPwQ)

205 Yeah. Late. I saw Mylie's pic at the grocery early today. Had double take. Bizarro world indeed.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 24, 2014 12:42 PM (/djtm)

206 Are you trying to determine the magnetic field?

Posted by: CAC at January 24, 2014 12:43 PM (kTYiU)

207 Sh/h/it is going to have flap its ears harder if it wants to get airborne.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2014 12:43 PM (pFqpP)

208 That Miley has got some big ears, hey?

Did she announce she was gay yet? I thought I heard that.

Lenin and Marx were gay. I think maybe John Lennon and Grouch Marx too.

I know LBJ, JFK, MLK and FDR were gay. All those initial people are gay.

But that Bieber. I pretty sure he is as straight as Brian Boitano.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 24, 2014 12:44 PM (n0DEs)

209 He's a bad boy, for sure.

Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2014 04:05 PM (FcR7P)

I'll say. Everybody knows Lambos have to be red or they ain't shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2014 12:47 PM (pFqpP)

210 KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Posted by: Þe Political Hat at January 24, 2014 12:48 PM (XvHmy)

211 The whole "every historical figure was a poof" thing comes at least in part from the way PHDs work. You can't write the same thesis as someone did before, and if you're doing historical papers, eventually you run out of stuff to write about. So you start inventing crap based on ridiculously scant evidence, rumors, and statements by enemies of the people you write about. Everyone in the past was short, epileptic, left handed, and homosexual after a while.
Plus, it gets you attention and sells books. Write a bio about Norman Rockwell and people shrug. Suggest he was a homosexual pedophile and people sit up and talk about it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 24, 2014 12:50 PM (zfY+H)

212 The slightly amusing part about all this is that it offered Lena Dunham one more chance to shoot her mouth off and look like a complete mouth-breathing retard.

"The only crazy part of Justin Bieber arrest is that he was "popping anti-depressants all day." Anti-depressants take like 3 months to work."

Maybe her addled brain takes three months to respond but quite a few of them, like Paxil, hit you like a ton of bricks the same day or the next. I took a low-dose version for a migraine and the next day, it turned my kitchen upside down and rightside back up within a few seconds.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 24, 2014 12:52 PM (FvyJS)

213 re 211: hence the PIV thing

Posted by: Mallfly at January 24, 2014 01:02 PM (bJm7W)

214 It hit me when she was doing the whole tongue wagging thing that I'd seen Beiber do the same thing. I think they look alike because Miley imitates Beiber like the kids used to a few years ago. Now for having an opinion on the whole matter I will put on my barbed wire underwear and say 100 Hail Marys while self flagellating.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 24, 2014 01:25 PM (N2nqi)

215 Deport him to the cannibal rat ship if they ever find it.

Posted by: Less Wonkish More Rogue at January 24, 2014 01:45 PM (dvRYt)

216 So -- I'm thinking about doing something about the Russian Ghost Ship full of Cannibal Rats that's heading toward England. Great Britain. Whatev. And then I thought, nah. I don't even like England because they trashed my native country -- Kenya -- my other native country. Sooooo -- I'm just gonna sit back and watch. It's not as if they're facing anything as bad as what Japan has had to face, Nuclear bombs, tidal waves -- anybody else see that movie in the 70's? Tidal Waaaaave -- run away! Heh. And, Godzilla.

Posted by: Bronco Bama at January 24, 2014 01:50 PM (1I4sj)

217 Shame that Bubba won't get the opportunity to go twice the speed limit in Justin Bieber's rectum. The boys in 6C deserve a break from routine.

Posted by: General Zod at January 24, 2014 02:07 PM (2+bRt)

218 I hate celebrities. And it certainly seems that those of the new century are a particularly sorry bunch.

I wish they'd restored that scene where they all fell into the volcano (on the director's cut DVD).

Posted by: Null at January 24, 2014 02:10 PM (DuH+r)

219 107 Because his life is so awful and hard to face that he had to take drugs. Because he wasn't having enough fun and wasn't rich enough with hot babes all over him that he had to take that extra step for excitement. It's all fun and games until you are raped by a Producer or ten. Posted by: Zombie Cory Haim at January 24, 2014 04:21 PM (hNkBv Yeah, they are both giving off that vibe.

Posted by: baldilocks at January 24, 2014 02:15 PM (36Rjy)

220 That morphing effect gave me a good laugh.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 24, 2014 03:25 PM (itCai)

221 If you were an american in canada with a DUI they would throw your ass out right away.

Posted by: Dan in Michigan at January 24, 2014 03:42 PM (VmS5M)

222 TMZ says that Beiber's blood alcahol level was 0.018, far below 0.080, but above the 0.000 allowed for 19 year olds

Posted by: Judge Joseph Force Crater (AKA "The Missingest Man in New York") at January 25, 2014 03:54 AM (e8kgV)

223 You mean Miley Cyrus is NOT Justin Bieber? I thought it WAS him and that he was just trying to get in touch with his feminine side, sort of like Michael Jackson and his alter ego, La Toya.

Posted by: zoy clem at January 25, 2014 06:49 AM (LqBA0)

224 He looks like Vanilla Ice's and Rachel Maddow's love child. I wonder if his vagina looks like Rachel's

Posted by: JP at January 25, 2014 07:09 AM (bLGNH)

225 $20,000 of damage by eggs?! I guess if you're the kind of person stupid enough to put exotic wood on the *outside* your house, it's easily insolent enough to deserve a good egging.

Posted by: Smallish Bees at January 26, 2014 11:38 AM (sCqqL)

226 Seth Rogan can't understand how Bieber gets the tail and he doesn't ...

Posted by: JeffC at January 27, 2014 08:04 AM (TR6Cq)

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