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January 04, 2014

Late NFL Game Open Thread: Eagles vs. Saints [OregonMuse]
— Code Red

That first wild-card game was a real barn-burner.

Let's see if the Aints can pull a win out in the cold weather against the Iggles.

Posted by: Code Red at 04:09 PM | Comments (362)
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1 Primi

Posted by: fu52 at January 04, 2014 04:10 PM (NYXC6)

2 Not first!

Posted by: The Kansas City Chiefs at January 04, 2014 04:11 PM (MaP11)

3 Yay NDSU!

Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 04:11 PM (bp6gJ)

4 Fake .. Fake .. Fake ... and I don't care.

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 04:11 PM (QupBk)

5 my ass hurts

Posted by: andy reid's pooch at January 04, 2014 04:11 PM (Xfl0F)

6 Thought that was Jenny Finch on the left.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 04, 2014 04:12 PM (Oeij3)

7 Ah, Eagles Cheerleaders. Mocked as strippers/hookers by all the other NFL cheerleaders.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 04:12 PM (GEICT)

8 That one on the right, maybe not fake.

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 04:12 PM (QupBk)

9 Fuck em both. Panther's can beat either team, but I think I'd rather have Philly.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 04:12 PM (0FSuD)

10
I like the eyes too on....well...all of them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 04:12 PM (MaP11)

11 though possibly a tranny.

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 04:12 PM (QupBk)

12 And I ordered three Chiefs t-shirts today. Boy do I feel dumb.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 04:13 PM (u25eL)

13 One needs a tit loan.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 04:13 PM (0FSuD)

14 Churn it like butter, I would...

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2014 04:14 PM (ZshNr)

15 It's around 18F in Philly now.

Posted by: votermom at January 04, 2014 04:14 PM (GSIDW)

16 I'm not seeing any elbows, but I don't care.

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 04:14 PM (sdi6R)

17 I'm going to go back down-site and look at that ass some more.

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 04:14 PM (QupBk)

18 Ah, Eagles Cheerleaders. Mocked as strippers/hookers by all the other NFL cheerleaders.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 08:12 PM (GEICT

________________

Talk about them to their faces and they WILL cut you.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 04, 2014 04:14 PM (jucos)

19
That's a nice menage of cheerleaders there. Good pick OM.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 04:14 PM (MaP11)

20 Elbows stowed for your safety. Kindly notice the flotation devices located conveniently above the navel area and the space for your wallet below.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 04, 2014 04:15 PM (0HooB)

21 Any one of those girls could ruin a man...if he was lucky.

Posted by: --- at January 04, 2014 04:15 PM (MMC8r)

22 7 Ah, Eagles Cheerleaders. Mocked as strippers/hookers by all the other NFL cheerleaders.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 08:12 PM (GEICT)

Which club does the one in the middle dance at?

Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2014 04:15 PM (LI48c)

23 Could probably break the climate tards out of their ice trap with the middle cheerleader's beak.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 04, 2014 04:15 PM (GoEpX)

24
Left and center have inflated balloons, and the chick on the right has normal Puerto Rican bumps. Is that you Juanita?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2014 04:15 PM (pJF+c)

25 Please return your penis to upright and locked position.

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 04:15 PM (QupBk)

26 It's a good thing they are concealing those elbows.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 04:16 PM (kQnbs)

27 The one on the left looks Scandi.

Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 04:16 PM (sOtz/)

28 toby @ 4-
The little cheerleader-of-color is not fake. Nossir. But gotta pull for the Saints, mailnly cause they ain't the Iggles.

Posted by: Erowmero at January 04, 2014 04:16 PM (OONaw)

29 Melissa Hateful-Perry can make fun of me if she wants, but I'll take the one on the right.

Posted by: --- at January 04, 2014 04:16 PM (MMC8r)

30 Sup guys?

*Opens beer, leans back in recliner*

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 04, 2014 04:16 PM (P1WNR)

31 Talk about them to their faces and they WILL cut you. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 04, 2014 08:14 PM (judos) See? Just like a hooker would.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 04:16 PM (GEICT)

32 Blonde on the left .... She'll make it a pleasure to post a comment so the page always goes to the top .. I'm getting a roll of quarters to bounce off her ass while I dream of sideboob

Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2014 04:16 PM (aTXUx)

33 The one in the middle looks sincere in her protestations of love for me.

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 04:17 PM (QupBk)

34 Not fake, strapped into their upright and locked position.

Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 04:17 PM (sOtz/)

35
I actually kinda feel bad for chiefs fans, not sure why, but I do.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 04:17 PM (MaP11)

36

Which young lady has the best mustache?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2014 04:17 PM (pJF+c)

37 Which club does the one in the middle dance at? Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2014 08:15 PM (LI48c) The cheap one. But she's a Friday night girl for sure.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 04:17 PM (GEICT)

38 Yay NDSU!

Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 08:11 PM (bp6gJ)

They beat Kansas State this season who recently beat Michigan in their bowl game.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 04, 2014 04:18 PM (cK0tU)

39 7 BC1981, Looked down on, mocked, and snarked on by actual strippers and hookers... //stripper&hooker local 957

Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:18 PM (TE35l)

40 I actually kinda feel bad for chiefs fans, not sure why, but I do. BECAUSE OF THE FAIL!

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 04, 2014 04:18 PM (QupBk)

41 so who are we rooting against? I say the iggies cause philly fans should be set on fire

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 04, 2014 04:18 PM (MX68J)

42 Don't know who to root for in this one. Normally I'd go for the Saints but this year I feel that I owe the Iggles something for kicking the Cowbarfs out of the playoffs.

Posted by: Margarita insufferable suffering Redskin fan at January 04, 2014 04:18 PM (dfYL9)

43 Sweet girls in green and silver

Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 04:18 PM (WCnJW)

44
None of you punks could handle our action boys!

Posted by: The Eaglets at January 04, 2014 04:18 PM (pJF+c)

45 I detest both of these organizations. As long as 1 loses I'm happy.

Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 04:18 PM (x3YFz)

46 Oh, and Yay Vandy!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 04, 2014 04:19 PM (0HooB)

47 They beat Kansas State this season who recently beat Michigan in their bowl game. Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 04, 2014 08:18 PM (cK0tU) My brother, SIL, and FIL traveled from NDak to the KState game.

Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 04:19 PM (bp6gJ)

But gotta pull for the Saints, mailnly cause they ain't the Iggles. Posted by: Erowmero at January 04, 2014 08:16 PM (OONaw)

Yeah, me too.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 04:19 PM (R3gO3)

49 I say the iggies cause philly fans should be set on fire Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 04, 2014 08:18 PM (MX68J) CAN I GET AN AMEN!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 04:19 PM (GEICT)

50 Normally I'd go for the Saints but this year I feel that I owe the Iggles something for kicking the Cowbarfs out of the playoffs.

Excuse me...I kicked the Cowboys out of the playoffs, not the Shegulls.

Posted by: Kyle Orton at January 04, 2014 04:20 PM (cK0tU)

51 Times yours

Posted by: andy reid at January 04, 2014 04:20 PM (WCnJW)

52
I just can't root for the Eagles.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 04:20 PM (MaP11)

53 Geaux Saints.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 04, 2014 04:21 PM (0HooB)

54 As a Cowboys fan, I'm contractually obligated to root against Philly.

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 04:21 PM (QupBk)

55 My brother, SIL, and FIL traveled from NDak to the KState game.

I was there myself and rather disappointed.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 04, 2014 04:22 PM (cK0tU)

56 I actually lived in Philadelphia 2 years. That's why, when anyone asks my age, I subtract 2 yrs. I figure those don't count.

Posted by: Margarita insufferable suffering Redskin fan at January 04, 2014 04:22 PM (dfYL9)

57
You will root for the Eagles or else!

Posted by: Little Nicky Scarfo at January 04, 2014 04:22 PM (pJF+c)

58 I was there myself and rather disappointed. Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 04, 2014 08:22 PM (cK0tU) They were delighted.

Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 04:22 PM (bp6gJ)

59 I passed on free tickets to the Sugar Bowl, and I'm glad I did. I might well have drunk myself into a coma.

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 04:23 PM (QupBk)

60 I refuse to be distracted from that amazing ass on the previous post.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 04, 2014 04:24 PM (oFCZn)

61 Debris on the field? Lol

Posted by: knob at January 04, 2014 04:24 PM (H1bc7)

62 50 your hot hate feels good my body on such a cold night. Enjoy the game . Btw drinking game, drink every time you hear bushrod.

Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 04:24 PM (WCnJW)

63 Woof. There's nothing feminine about that cameltoe. Bring in the Designer!

Posted by: Fritz at January 04, 2014 04:25 PM (TKFmG)

64 I think the proper course of play here would be to call a timeout.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 04, 2014 04:25 PM (9GG/0)

65 Nah. I can't root for the Iggles ---unless they're playing Dallas. Just can't. Does not compute.

Posted by: Margarita insufferable suffering Redskin fan at January 04, 2014 04:25 PM (dfYL9)

66 Which team could the Packers rack up the most points against? That's who I'm going with.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 04:25 PM (P6QsQ)

67 I passed on free tickets to the Sugar Bowl, and I'm glad I did. I might well have drunk myself into a coma. Do. Not. Get. Me. Started. Our Beloved Tide looked beaten from the opening kickoff and it went downhill from there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 04, 2014 04:25 PM (0HooB)

68 Johnny Manziel comforts AJ McCarron during the Sugar Bowl :
http://tinyurl.com/kukxnk3

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 04, 2014 04:26 PM (P1WNR)

69
Is Too Tall Jones still with the Eagles?

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at January 04, 2014 04:26 PM (pJF+c)

70 Suck it BC! You're in Philly territory now. :-)

Posted by: mpfs, Frozen Fishstick at January 04, 2014 04:26 PM (UG4tr)

71 57 Margarita, Or they count double amd add 2...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:26 PM (TE35l)

72 71 Suck it BC! You're in Philly territory now. :-) Posted by: mpfs, Frozen Fishstick at January 04, 2014 08:26 PM (UG4tr) I'd rather free dive at a sewage plant.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 04:26 PM (GEICT)

73 We got jesus at center

Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 04:26 PM (WCnJW)

74
I think I am going to have a whiskey. Sitting on my tukus for another 3 hours won't make me feel productive, but with whiskey it will feel better.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 04:27 PM (MaP11)

75 Not much for elbows in that photo, geez. Chemjeff if you are still around, go Blues?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2014 04:27 PM (HVff2)

76 No clue where they build this endless supply of smoking hot cheerleaders with perfect racks, but if I ever find out where I'm going to be building a frigging house next to it.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 04, 2014 04:28 PM (FMbng)

77 68 backwards boy, Diiiiiiuvvvvveeeeee! //Wedgebustin' Wanton Woman

Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:28 PM (TE35l)

78 Which team could the Packers rack up the most points against? That's who I'm going with.

Kaepernick is going to be exposed like an anus in a bathhouse sling.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 04, 2014 04:28 PM (cK0tU)

79 The girl in the middle is not attractive. Someone had to say it.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 04:28 PM (P6QsQ)

80 Chemjeff if you are still around, go Blues?

sure, but they choke worse than the Chiefs

Posted by: chemjeff at January 04, 2014 04:29 PM (9GG/0)

81 Our Beloved Tide looked beaten from the opening kickoff and it went downhill from there. Is Drake injured or under some kind of drastic discipline? He played one series against Auburn, and didn't even get into the game against OU as far as I saw.

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 04:29 PM (QupBk)

82 BC, Don't be hating on me. I'm back in PA now. I'm still a Charger fan but have to root for the Eagles.

Posted by: mpfs, Frozen Fishstick at January 04, 2014 04:29 PM (UG4tr)

83 I actually lived in Philadelphia 2 years. That's why, when anyone asks my age, I subtract 2 yrs. I figure those don't count. Posted by: Margarita insufferable suffering Redskin fan at January 04, 2014 08:22 PM (dfYL9) I spent a month there one night on business

Posted by: Cicero skip at January 04, 2014 04:29 PM (KBB6S)

84 Is it time to call a timeout yet?

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 04, 2014 04:29 PM (9GG/0)

85 Kaepernick is going to be exposed like an anus in a bathhouse sling. **spit take**

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 04:30 PM (QupBk)

86 I could use some advice. My wife is going through the "change" and it is not a pretty thing. Is there anything that I should or should not do ? Scary shit.

Posted by: sybil's better half at January 04, 2014 04:30 PM (WlmVo)

87 Don't be hating on me. I'm back in PA now. I'm still a Charger fan but have to root for the Eagles. Posted by: mpfs, Frozen Fishstick at January 04, 2014 08:29 PM (UG4tr) Eagles AND the Chargers???? Damn. I really liked you too.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 04:31 PM (GEICT)

88 83 mpfs, Blink in morse code if there's a weapin involved ma'am...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:31 PM (TE35l)

89 I think I am going to have a whiskey. Sitting on my tukus for another 3 hours won't make me feel productive, but with whiskey it will feel better. Having a Guinness with a shot of Jim Beam Honey on ice. Watching my Magic try to keep up with the Miami Heat and flipping back and forth to the Saints/Iggles game.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 04, 2014 04:31 PM (0HooB)

90 I actually lived in Philadelphia 2 years. That's why, when anyone asks my age, I subtract 2 yrs. I figure those don't count. Posted by: Margarita ---------------- Inversely, I was in Indy for 3 years, and felt that I was there for 100 years. The only thing I got out of it was the saying "Dumb as a box of rocks", which I had never heard before. Well, that, and the understanding that no one actually knows where the word 'Hoosier' came from. Grand, nice, folks (are you there Heather?), but rather a slowish existence.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 04, 2014 04:31 PM (aDwsi)

91 oh, sure, don't fucking mention y'all are going over to the shiny new thread, or that there even is one. fuckin' haters.

Go Pats!!!

Posted by: the fuckin raiders at January 04, 2014 04:31 PM (8lmkt)

92 No clue where they build this endless supply of smoking hot cheerleaders with perfect racks, but if I ever find out where I'm going to be building a frigging house next to it. I'd dig through their garbage for the blemished seconds.

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 04:31 PM (QupBk)

93 What's the over-under on the time of game
when Michaels or Collinsworth (most likely Collinsworth - a tool's tool. maybe because he's a lawyer) brings up the throwing snowballs at Santa Claus story? For god's sake that was 45 years ago and completely deserved. Get some new material

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 04, 2014 04:31 PM (Sa+uF)

94 >>Is there anything that I should or should not do ?

Leave town.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 04:31 PM (P1WNR)

95 How come its so cold out

Posted by: drew breez at January 04, 2014 04:32 PM (WCnJW)

96 Is there anything that I should or should not do ? Two words: Man Cave.

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 04:32 PM (QupBk)

97 87 Estrogen

Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 04:32 PM (P6QsQ)

98 87 Don't make any sudden moves, keep your head down, shut up and drink heavily.

Posted by: mpfs, Frozen Fishstick at January 04, 2014 04:32 PM (UG4tr)

99 Posted by: sybil's better half at January 04, 2014 08:30 PM (WlmVo)

Keep telling her she is beautiful and do not take anything she says personal.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 04, 2014 04:32 PM (cK0tU)

100 Oops, what an embarrassing sock to inadvertently deploy. I do beg forgiveness.

Go, Pats!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 04:32 PM (8lmkt)

101 Is there anything that I should do ? Scary shit. Posted by: sybil's better half ---------------- Buy a dart gun.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 04, 2014 04:32 PM (aDwsi)

102 What? I just missed the whole Eagles possession.

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 04:33 PM (sdi6R)

103 Chrissy Collingsworth still better to listen to than the Vagina Aikman Go Pack Go

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2014 04:34 PM (HVff2)

104 87 I could use some advice. My wife is going through the "change" and it is not a pretty thing. Is there anything that I should or should not do ? Scary shit. Posted by: sybil's better half at January 04, 2014 08:30 PM (WlmVo) My advise is sew your lips shut, or go on a two year business trip

Posted by: Cicero skip at January 04, 2014 04:34 PM (KBB6S)

105 My wife is going through the "change" and it is not a pretty thing.

Is there anything that I should or should not do ?

Scary shit.

Posted by: sybil's better half at January 04, 2014 08:30 PM (WlmVo)

Get yourself your own bed and put it 35 miles away in a concrete bunker. Thats second best to owning your own starship.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 04, 2014 04:35 PM (FMbng)

106 That's why Mack Brown is jobless.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 04:35 PM (P1WNR)

107 Grand, nice, folks (are you there Heather?), but rather a slowish existence.

There's a lot more going on now than there was 15 years ago. At least the young single kids at work have a lot more going on than I did here 15 years ago.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 04, 2014 04:35 PM (hO8IJ)

108 104 Misanthropic Humanitarian, Mork makes sense on a20 sided dice roll over 17...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:36 PM (TE35l)

109 72 ---Or they count double and add 2... Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 08:26 PM (TE35l) ---------------- That might make more sense! Makes me think of my crazy mother who, once she was "over-the-hill," started lying about her age by ADDING years. For example, when she was 60, she'd tell people she was 73 so they'd marvel at how gorgeous she was for her age! (Needless to say, she's quite a character.)

Posted by: Margarita insufferable suffering Redskin fan at January 04, 2014 04:36 PM (dfYL9)

110 Don't touch the thermostat, whatever you do.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 04:36 PM (P6QsQ)

111 My advise is sew your lips shut, or go on a two year business trip

And buy a sweater.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 04, 2014 04:36 PM (hO8IJ)

112 Heh, I saw that video, Sven. Such class from my cousins... And Toby, I have no idea what's going on with Saban and Drake. I can only hope they get it all straightened out by next season. They looked a little inconsistent this season, but they got worse instead of better, which is so unlike a Saban team. I guess I'll have to get a UCF t-shirt this year instead of another Bama NatChamp shirt, dammit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 04, 2014 04:36 PM (0HooB)

113

I know this is OT.

Since bro and Dad are out of pocket, gotta tell my friends in the box.

Mom was always famous for 16 penney nails. Sixteen penny Phillis. When Dad was out of town she hung drapery rods with 16 penny nails. "Won't come down."

I have been putzin all day puttin away Chistmas stuff. Got a wild hair and wanted to hang the wrapping paper 'suitcase' in the guest room closet.

Light bulb, 16 penny nail. Found one and drilled a hole. Got it hung but heard a funny noise. On the other side of the closet is the hallway with all my family pics. The funny noise I heard was the only pic with mom and I on that wall. Gave me the chills.

Sure miss my buddy!

Coicidence? Not sure I believe in that. Only pic that fell. Sorry about the beer goggle typing.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2014 04:37 PM (6bvBO)

114 Dog farts are just awful.

Posted by: mpfs, Frozen Fishstick at January 04, 2014 04:39 PM (UG4tr)

115 Moms always know, infidel.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 04:39 PM (P6QsQ)

116 I'm having Leinies Vanilla Porter, which is going down way too good. In warmer weather, I like IPA's but this is definitely porter and ale weather.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 04:39 PM (R3gO3)

117 Isn't that chick in the middle from the Seinfeld episode where she looks good in the light but bad in the dark?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 04, 2014 04:39 PM (cK0tU)

118 Dog farts are just awful.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Samuel Adams, owner of 2 Boston Terriers at January 04, 2014 04:40 PM (cK0tU)

119

115 Dog farts are just awful. Posted by: mpfs, Frozen Fishstick at January 04, 2014 08:39 PM (UG4tr)

We had an old springer spaniel that could clear the room in no time flat. It was like a mustard gas attack.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 04:40 PM (R3gO3)

120 I know this is OT.

This is a football thread. We don't have our heads all up our asses like, well, I won't say.

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 04:41 PM (8lmkt)

121 Don't they, grammie!

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2014 04:41 PM (6bvBO)

122 >>>My wife is going through the "change" and it is not a pretty thing.

Is there anything that I should or should not do ?

Scary shit. <<<

Drink heavily. Pretend you're deaf. If not already familiar with the garage, get acclimated.

Posted by: Fritz at January 04, 2014 04:41 PM (TKFmG)

123 Bushrod

Posted by: drew breez at January 04, 2014 04:41 PM (WCnJW)

124 I don't think the girls on the left are particularly endowed. They are definitely benefiting from pushup technology. That said, I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers. Especially this cracker. Hi-yo!

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 04, 2014 04:42 PM (tTMRX)

125 It's a good thing that I am not a KC fan. If I was, I am sure that I would have stroked out.

Neither team's defense seem to be any good.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 04, 2014 04:42 PM (V70Uh)

126 7 I could use some advice. My wife is going through the "change" and it is not a pretty thing. Is there anything that I should or should not do ? Scary shit ------------------------- Been there brother, and it cost me a divorce. The sweet, loving woman I married turned into a hateful, vengeful, intimacy hating bitch within 6 months. I could have dealth with 6 months, but it morphed into 4 years with no end in sight. Suggesting HRT to a woman in that condition is not recommended but is what is usually needed. Choose a time that she seems most rational and try to talk. I wish I had more for ya, but that's it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 04, 2014 04:42 PM (ojnk6)

127 OK, elbow aficionados, it's time for crab legs drowned in butter. And I mean real butter. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 04, 2014 04:42 PM (0HooB)

128 121 I know this is OT. This is a football thread. We don't have our heads all up our asses like, well, I won't say. Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 08:41 PM (8lmkt) C'mon Peaches,,why hold back?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2014 04:43 PM (HVff2)

129 We contain multitudes...of petifiles.

Posted by: The Eagles at January 04, 2014 04:43 PM (oFCZn)

130 >>We had an old springer spaniel that could clear the room in no time flat. It was like a mustard gas attack. We had a mastiff and a pit bull and would always keep a jar of matchbooks around. It would take torching a whole matchbook to de-sulphurize the room.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 04, 2014 04:43 PM (V4CBV)

131 I could use some advice.

My wife is going through the "change" and it is not a pretty thing.

You could say "at least you are not bleeding from your crotch all the time anymore, isn't that awesome?"

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 04:43 PM (8lmkt)

132 I took estrogen for a month, and that was that. No problems.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 04:43 PM (P6QsQ)

133 I think there was an interception of some sort there a minute ago.

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 04:44 PM (sdi6R)

134 They just played that old 80's song "Rappin' Rodney" on the radio. Is there anything that I should or should not do ?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 04, 2014 04:44 PM (V4CBV)

135

>>>My wife is going through the "change" and it is not a pretty thing.

Is there anything that I should or should not do ?

Scary shit. <<<

Drink heavily. Pretend you're deaf. If not already familiar with the garage, get acclimated.

This. It doesn't last forever.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2014 04:44 PM (6bvBO)

136 The blonde has a thing for me. I can see it in her eyes. Or maybe it's just eyeliner. OT: after rejecting Boeing's contract by a 2-1 margin. The machinist union accepted it by a 51-49 margin after Boeing began actively solicitating proposals as to where to build the 777X and got bids from 22 states. Nearly all of them right to work. Heh.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 04, 2014 04:45 PM (UOnC3)

137 Nbc hates the eagles like a commie pope at a busniess convention

Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 04:45 PM (WCnJW)

138 Peaches is on a roll.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2014 04:46 PM (6bvBO)

139 @ 132 I lol'd at that one.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2014 04:46 PM (HVff2)

140 "OT: after rejecting Boeing's contract by a 2-1 margin. The machinist union accepted it by a 51-49 margin after Boeing began actively solicitating proposals as to where to build the 777X and got bids from 22 states. Nearly all of them right to work. "

"So. You want to play hardball, Scarecrow?"

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 04, 2014 04:46 PM (V70Uh)

141 I'm too lazy to look upthread to see who posted about his wife going thru the change but the advice from fellow morons is hilarious. And I'm a woman!

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 04:46 PM (u25eL)

142 I've heard cat farts are worse. Are they?

Posted by: mpfs, Frozen Fishstick at January 04, 2014 04:46 PM (UG4tr)

143 136 >>>My wife is going through the "change" and it is not a pretty thing.Is there anything that I should or should not do ?Scary shit. <<

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 04, 2014 04:47 PM (UOnC3)

144 87 I could use some advice. My wife is going through the "change" and it is not a pretty thing. Is there anything that I should or should not do ? Scary shit. Posted by: sybil's better half at January 04, 2014 08:30 PM (WlmVo) ------------------------------- Grin and bear it. DON'T take anything personally. DO be affectionate and find ways to let her know you still find her attractive. Little stuff that isn't too mushy (unless that's your normal style)--- "I like that blouse on you." "Your hair smells good." "Your toes are cute."

Posted by: Margarita insufferable suffering Redskin fan at January 04, 2014 04:48 PM (dfYL9)

145 I've heard cat farts are worse.

I've never had a dog to compare them to, but Smokey has woken me up from a dead sleep with his farts.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 04, 2014 04:48 PM (hO8IJ)

146

Bupropoin (Wellbutrion) - I took it to help me quit smoking, but it's also a mild anti-depressant and women are put on it to help them through "the change." It does help. It's helping me through the Obama presidency.

Grammie Winger, they don't put women on hormone therapy anymore - it increases the risk of breast cancer.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 04:48 PM (R3gO3)

147 144 Try being on the fucking receiving end.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2014 04:49 PM (6bvBO)

148 Finally, a menopause/football thread!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 04, 2014 04:49 PM (u/XY6)

149 >>Grammie Winger, they don't put women on hormone therapy anymore - it increases the risk of breast cancer.

That's a risk I'm willing to take.

Posted by: Men at January 04, 2014 04:49 PM (P1WNR)

150 Grammie Winger, they don't put women on hormone therapy anymore - it increases the risk of breast cancer. Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 08:48 PM (R3gO3) They don't recommend it, but they'll do it if you're insistent about it. My aunt, who's a damn nurse and knows better, is doing it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 04:50 PM (GEICT)

151 lol soothsayer! It had to happen.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 04:50 PM (u25eL)

152 Donna V. They don't? Well huh. Shows you how long ago this happened to me. LOL

Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 04:50 PM (P6QsQ)

153 HRT has also been linked to fibroids.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 04, 2014 04:50 PM (V70Uh)

154 Get a life guys. However terrible you think menopause is for you I guarantee it's 100 times worse for your wife. You poor babies. How about a little understanding and sympathy? I expected more from the Moron crowd. Geez Louise.

Posted by: Tuna at January 04, 2014 04:51 PM (M/TDA)

155 There's other hormone therapy out there besides the no-longer-used estrogen horse-pee stuff. I'm about to start this:

http://www.foreverhealth.com/

Posted by: Steck at January 04, 2014 04:51 PM (RL7U1)

156 {{{{soothie}}}} ;-)

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2014 04:51 PM (6bvBO)

157 150 Formerly married men concur.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 04, 2014 04:51 PM (ojnk6)

158 >>>Finally, a menopause/football thread!<<<

It's the Philly Eagles after all. We could be talking about Romo.

Posted by: Fritz at January 04, 2014 04:52 PM (TKFmG)

159 Finally, a menopause/football thread!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 04, 2014 08:49 PM (u/XY6)

I know, right? Srsly, wtf? Good thing this fuckin' game is a fuckin' snoozefest so far.

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 04:52 PM (8lmkt)

160 I expected more from the Moron crowd. Geez Louise. Posted by: Tuna at January 04, 2014 08:51 PM (M/TDA) Pull that tuna out of your vagina. They're jokes. Even the ettes are laughing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 04:52 PM (GEICT)

161 105 87 I could use some advice. My wife is going through the "change" and it is not a pretty thing. Is there anything that I should or should not do ? Scary shit. Posted by: sybil's better half at January 04, 2014 08:30 PM (WlmVo) 1)STFU 2)Travel all you can. 3) hide your guns so you do not kill her

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 04:52 PM (0FSuD)

162 141 "OT: after rejecting Boeing's contract by a 2-1 margin. The machinist union accepted it by a 51-49 margin after Boeing began actively solicitating proposals as to where to build the 777X and got bids from 22 states. Nearly all of them right to work. " "So. You want to play hardball, Scarecrow?" ####### Best part: Local union said no vote on revised contract. Said no real changes. They start looking. National IAM HQ steps in and says there will be a vote and urged passage. I believe they goy creative with the vote count. Local union boss is some socialist activist. Some of these guys will be pulling in $100K and they are whining about going from a pension to a 401K.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 04, 2014 04:53 PM (50c0S)

163 We could be talking about Romo. Yeah, uterine cysts can be a bitch.

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 04:53 PM (QupBk)

164

"They don't recommend it, but they'll do it if you're insistent about it."

I'd consider it if the Wellbutrion (or some other anti-depressant) didn't work. Probably better to at least try the more mild remedy first and if you're still the raging b from hell, well, then more drastic measures may be called for.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 04:53 PM (R3gO3)

165 Tuna.. it's how we roll around here. I am a woman, been thru menopause and I think the comments are hilarious.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 04:54 PM (u25eL)

166 Nip Sip, correction, so she doesn't kill you.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2014 04:54 PM (6bvBO)

167 151 Hello. Yes they do, especially if you've had all the relevant organs removed. You can only stay on it for about 5 years but good lord it's a sanity saver while you're on it. Thank God for Premarin!!!

Posted by: Tuna at January 04, 2014 04:54 PM (M/TDA)

168 BChochran.. damn you. Just about lost my mouthful of wine!

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 04:54 PM (u25eL)

169 I was on it a month and felt so good I tossed the rest of it.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 04:55 PM (P6QsQ)

170 Remember boys, this is who you're fighting for.

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Posted by: Samuel Adams, owner of 2 Boston Terriers at January 04, 2014 04:55 PM (cK0tU)

171 My wife is in the change but handling it like a pro. She's uncomfortable, but deals with it and moves on. Sounds like I'm a lucky man.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 04, 2014 04:55 PM (bS6uW)

172 Is it cold in here?

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 04:56 PM (hSU1a)

173 I'm sorry, but I never had a hot flash, never had a night sweat, never bit the head off a live bat, none of that shit. Of course, I only had cramps maybe twice in my life, so I may have a naturally higher testosterone level than some what got the lady bits. Still, I like to think I would keep it to myself.

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 04:56 PM (8lmkt)

174 Heather - 47 years ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 04, 2014 04:56 PM (aDwsi)

175 Blacksheep.. indeed you are.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 04:56 PM (u25eL)

176 145 87 I could use some advice. My wife is going through the "change" and it is not a pretty thing. Is there anything that I should or should not do ? Scary shit. Posted by: sybil's better half at January 04, 2014 08:30 PM (WlmVo) ------------------------------- Grin and bear it. DON'T take anything personally. DO be affectionate and find ways to let her know you still find her attractive. Little stuff that isn't too mushy (unless that's your normal style)--- "I like that blouse on you." "Your hair smells good." "Your toes are cute." Posted by: Margarita insufferable suffering Redskin fan at January 04, 2014 08:48 PM (dfYL9) ##### Toes?!?!?!? Is he talking to one of the cheerleaders in the pic.? ....JUST A JOKE!!! **puts on Kevlar helment**

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 04, 2014 04:57 PM (50c0S)

177 You were lucky Peaches. I had the night sweats but not much else. I was lucky too.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 04:57 PM (u25eL)

178 damn you. Just about lost my mouthful of wine! Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 08:54 PM (u25eL)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 04:57 PM (GEICT)

179 I think that the change my wife's going through is my comeuppance of my sordid bachelor past. It's like she's the TV and someone is sitting on the remote. Different person every conversation. Like I said -scary shit. Thanks for all the tips. You crack me up. And I need the humor. Pray for me.

Posted by: sybil's better half at January 04, 2014 04:58 PM (WlmVo)

180 "I expected more from the morons" Just leaving that up there

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 04:58 PM (0m29n)

181 166--- I am a woman, been thru menopause and I think the comments are hilarious. Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 08:54 PM (u25eL) ---------------------------------- Me too! And BTW, keeping a sense of humor during the 'change' is essential.

Posted by: Margarita insufferable suffering Redskin fan at January 04, 2014 04:58 PM (dfYL9)

182 Peaches, you have no idea, lucky you. Glad I'm done. Bitch.((xo))

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2014 04:59 PM (6bvBO)

183 Uh, try this again. THIS is what you are fighting for boys.

http://i39.tinypic.com/2822dzt.jpg

Posted by: Samuel Adams, owner of 2 Boston Terriers at January 04, 2014 04:59 PM (cK0tU)

184 Is there anything that I should or should not do ? You have established an alias to rent the wood chipper under, yes? Sourced a large freezer? Please don't tell me you haven't...You have had years to prepare for this.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 04:59 PM (hyOIR)

185

I got nothing for either of these games. With that crazy game earlier, I did feel bad for KC. Bad time to not play defense. As for Philly/Saints? Well, that depends on what I'm in the mood for. Jumbalya or Cheese Steak. Can't decide. GO insert team here !!!!!

Posted by: puddleglum at January 04, 2014 04:59 PM (15w2J)

186 The key to getting through "the change" is dating younger women.

Posted by: Men at January 04, 2014 04:59 PM (P1WNR)

187 181 "I expected more from the morons" Just leaving that up there Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 08:58 PM (0m29n) Hy that's how we became morons, we didn't live uo to your expectations

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2014 04:59 PM (HVff2)

188 My Ex handled it like a total amateur. The attitude was, "Deal with it, I have to", which would have been fine if it were temporary. She conciously chose to make it permanent.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 04, 2014 05:00 PM (ojnk6)

189 http://i39.tinypic.com/2822dzt.jpg Posted by: Samuel Adams, owner of 2 Boston Terriers at January 04, 2014 08:59 PM (cK0tU) Wtf is that??? It looks like it might have been a dog at one pointÂ….

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 05:00 PM (GEICT)

190

155: I expected more from the Moron crowd.

Well that was stupid.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 04, 2014 05:00 PM (15w2J)

191 When did we start fighting for gay dogs?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 05:01 PM (P1WNR)

192 Pray for me.

Posted by: sybil's better half at January 04, 2014 08:58 PM (WlmVo)

be a little easier to do that if you hadn't dumped your fuckin' hormonal issues on a playoff thread, frances. just sayin'

Oh, and, here's your solution. Get some weed. Smoke it early and often. Y'all will be fine and, bonus, you will sleep through most of it.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 05:01 PM (8lmkt)

193

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 08:56 PM (8lmkt)

I'm not quite there yet, but I get -toasty - from time to time, which can actually be a blessing in Wisconsin:-) No night sweats, waking up to soaked sheets or anything like that. So I don't feel the need to do anything drastic.

Yeah, I'm depressed sometimes, but I was thinking that's only because of JEF and because the country is going to hell.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 05:01 PM (R3gO3)

194 161 Um, pull it out of your own. I WAS joking. Nobody can beat my artificially induced menopause stories.

Posted by: Tuna at January 04, 2014 05:01 PM (M/TDA)

195 Sybils better half.. seriously. Just try to patient. It's very hard for some women. She needs reassurance more than anything.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 05:01 PM (u25eL)

196 mmm, Jambalaya prepared well is really good

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 04, 2014 05:02 PM (9GG/0)

197 oops sock/off

Posted by: chemjeff at January 04, 2014 05:03 PM (9GG/0)

198 Fumble? You be the judge

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2014 05:03 PM (HVff2)

199 Jambalaya prepared well is really good Redneck Risotto is some fine eating. Though I prefer mine with a scoop of Gumbo on top.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 05:04 PM (hyOIR)

200 > My wife is going through the "change" and it is not a pretty thing. Say things that show you are noticing, like: Is your butt getting bigger? I like your mustache! Do you want to borrow my nose hair trimmer? This will endear you to her even more.

Posted by: Moxie at January 04, 2014 05:04 PM (V6ndl)

201
I think this game is in menopause.

Not exactly a high scoring affair.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 05:04 PM (MaP11)

202 mmm, Jambalaya prepared well is really good

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 04, 2014 09:02 PM (9GG/0)

So that's what happened to the timeouts. You ate them.

Posted by: some other guy at January 04, 2014 05:04 PM (2DunM)

203 okay, my sister's been having hot flashes and night sweats for about 15 years now. probably nothing to do with the fact that she is about 30 pounds overweight. sometimes more. a lot more. whatever, I don't mean to be unsympathetic, it's just that for me, suddenly I could spend that tampon money on other stuff. like weed . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 05:04 PM (8lmkt)

204 Get separate beds for the time being. Your sleeping habits are going to change otherwise.

Posted by: navybrat at January 04, 2014 05:04 PM (AW7Gr)

205 Wait, the Eagles intercepted the ball?

Clearly it's time for a timeout.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 04, 2014 05:05 PM (9GG/0)

206 The best thing, I think, to ask a menopausal woman is "Honey, what in the world is wrong with you?? You're like a completely different person." It shows you care and have been paying attention to her.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 05:05 PM (GEICT)

207 Chemjeff.. my husband.. who swore he would never ever again let the Chiefs break his heart is sitting in the next room depressed as hell. I thought after the Elliot/Schottenhiemer debacle he had learned.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 05:05 PM (u25eL)

208 Say things that show you are noticing, like: "Remember when you were hot? No, not 3 minutes ago. I mean, to look at."

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 05:05 PM (hyOIR)

209 Peaches, where are you? We need to have a drink and stuff.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2014 05:05 PM (6bvBO)

210 Yeah, it's great to pass by that aisle in the store. "Ha, ha! I (almost) don't need you any more!!"

Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 05:06 PM (R3gO3)

211 Any of youse guys who don't like the Eagles can go fuck yerselves! I still fuckin love ya though. *that's the Philly girl in me coming out*

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 04, 2014 05:06 PM (GrtrJ)

212 yeah jewells I totally understand when a team breaks your heart.

it would have been nice to break the 20 year post-season losing streak. but I guess that would have to wait until next year.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 04, 2014 05:07 PM (9GG/0)

213 That looks like down by contact to me.

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 05:07 PM (QupBk)

214 While the refs are deciding whether or not it's a turnover, I shall call a timeout.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 04, 2014 05:07 PM (9GG/0)

215 for the last several days, every time I eat anything, I have to irrigate my hole.

{had dental surgery last Friday, just trying to lighten the mood. plus, once you've put menopause on the table, IN A PLAYOFF THREAD, all bets are off}

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 05:08 PM (8lmkt)

216 The best thing about being pregnant is dust collects on your tampon box.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2014 05:08 PM (6bvBO)

217 Al Michaels is a joke.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 05:08 PM (P1WNR)

218 LMAO!! Peaches!! OMG.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 05:09 PM (u25eL)

219 Peaches, where are you? We need to have a drink and stuff.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2014 09:05 PM (6bvBO)

El Lay. And I don't go out after dark and I very rarely travel more than 3 miles from my home base. That said . . . love to!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 05:09 PM (8lmkt)

220 peaches so sorry about your dental surgery

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 04, 2014 05:09 PM (9GG/0)

221 and I'm sorry about it too

Posted by: chemjeff at January 04, 2014 05:10 PM (9GG/0)

222 That middle cheerleader looks like Alison Rosen's ugly sister.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 05:10 PM (hyOIR)

223 Andy, don't you have to go put on your fuckin' hair shirt or something? I'm in way better shape than you are, chum.

Although, I was quite tickled with teh Chiefs this year and I'm thinkin' maybe next year you might just go to the show. If all those guys come off the DL by then (that had to hurt).

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 05:11 PM (8lmkt)

224 Andy, don't you have to go put on your fuckin' hair shirt or something?

Well sure, but I have to call a timeout first.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 04, 2014 05:12 PM (9GG/0)

225 Sweety, nobody is looking at your mustache, and even if they were, I find it endearing.

Posted by: Fritz at January 04, 2014 05:12 PM (TKFmG)

226 Stolen from Twitter: It's "Who 'dat" versus "Who da fuck are you"

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 04, 2014 05:12 PM (GrtrJ)

227 Holy shit! This is why I keep coming back here. Show me anywhere else that could combine football with menopause and make it entertaining. My sides ache from laughing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2014 05:13 PM (o9Rp5)

228

Peaches, LA as in CA? Going this year . I don't travel at night either. Grew up in HB.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2014 05:13 PM (6bvBO)

229 suddenly I could spend that tampon money on other stuff. like weed . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 09:04 PM (8lmkt)

Typical Red Sox fan......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2014 05:13 PM (QFxY5)

230 216 I have two words for you: dry sockets. Tears come to my eyes just typing them. Don't over irrigate like I did.

Posted by: Tuna at January 04, 2014 05:13 PM (M/TDA)

231 Woo-hoo! Points. I thought this game would be the high-scoring game.

Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 05:14 PM (sOtz/)

232
This game so far: punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, interception, missed fg, fg, punt.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 05:14 PM (MaP11)

233 Say things that show you are noticing, like: "That coarse, black hair on your chin is back."

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 05:14 PM (hyOIR)

234 I'm just glad I'll never have to deal with that shit.

Posted by: Aaron Rogers at January 04, 2014 05:15 PM (bS6uW)

235 It shows you care and have been paying attention to her.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 09:05 PM (GEICT)

Absolutely.

And then look at your right hand (left hand if you are a southpaw) and say:

"You are the one for me!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2014 05:15 PM (QFxY5)

236 Peaches, LA as in CA? Going this year . I don't travel at night either. Grew up in HB.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2014 09:13 PM (6bvBO)

No shit! email me . . . carolinvenice at teh hooya thingy.

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 05:16 PM (8lmkt)

237 I would just like to note how fucking pleased I am that all these fast food places are coming out with different, spicy, sandwiches when I'm banned from eating spicy food. So. Fucking. Pleased.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 05:16 PM (GEICT)

238 226 Not to mention the new five o'clock shadow. Hair on the chin is very sexy.

Posted by: Tuna at January 04, 2014 05:16 PM (M/TDA)

239 225 Andy Reid, I perfected doing it in a no-huddle for three plays then blowing a time out over a line audible to pick up the blitz.... //m martz esq

Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:17 PM (TE35l)

240 so, y'all think we gonna see some playoff quality football here or are they just burning time until they can trade hair and makeup tips at the half?

color me disgusted.

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 05:17 PM (8lmkt)

241 I'm just glad I'll never have to deal with that shit.

Posted by: Aaron Rogers at January 04, 2014 09:15 PM (bS6uW)

______________

Well played. Nice mashing of the topics of the NFL and the talk of the ladies life change.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 04, 2014 05:17 PM (jucos)

242 BCochran, don't worry I'll eat those peppers for you

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 04, 2014 05:17 PM (9GG/0)

243 235 You and Romo, geez, stop with the ovarian cyst shit, will ya. Not my fault you were neutered as boys.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2014 05:18 PM (6bvBO)

244 And then look at your right hand (left hand if you are a southpaw) and say: "You are the one for me!" Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2014 09:15 PM (QFxY5) I thought you did that the morning after the honeymoon?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 05:18 PM (GEICT)

245 Guess Who's Funding the Republican Civil War Labor unions. And they're doing it through a pro-business Republican PAC.

http://tinyurl.com/ladfejo

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 05:18 PM (P1WNR)

246 Changes? She has been moaning and complaining since the day we got married that I didn't get the hint when shd said I need not by condoms anymore. Sheesh. Always the last guy to know.

Posted by: Married Man at January 04, 2014 05:18 PM (3Lw1J)

247 Cochran, just get some of that acid reducer stuff. They sell it at Costco by the barrel-full. It works. You're too young to have to modify your diet when there are effective pharmaceuticals.

xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 05:18 PM (8lmkt)

248 I'm sure new medicines and technologies to deal menopause will be in place by the time pajama boy goes through the change. But they will come too late to help Bob Costas.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 05:19 PM (R3gO3)

249 And I call shenanigans on Peaches not biting a head off a live bat Only thing I believe is that menopause wasn't the occasion :^)

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 05:19 PM (0m29n)

250 235 Erin Rodgers, The hystetectomy was a lifesaver eh Erin? //Jeff Garcia

Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:19 PM (TE35l)

251 I thought you did that the morning after the honeymoon?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 09:18 PM (GEICT)

Ooooh....usually the night of....your wife must be hot!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2014 05:19 PM (QFxY5)

252 But they will come too late to help Bob Costas.

hence the Hair Club for Men!

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 05:19 PM (8lmkt)

253 My sides ache from laughing. Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2014 09:13 PM (o9Rp5) This is a funny place, thatÂ’s why we keep coming back.

Posted by: Carol at January 04, 2014 05:19 PM (z4WKX)

254 You guys make me laugh when I need it the most, thanks!😂

Posted by: lindafell at January 04, 2014 05:19 PM (PGO8C)

255 This game has me on the edge of my seat. OK, not really. Actually, I'm on the edge of my seat because the cat stole the chair when I got up to go downstairs for another drink.

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 05:20 PM (sdi6R)

256 Bob Costas.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 09:19 PM (R3gO3)

So...I'm not the only one who can't stand that mincing little piece of shit?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2014 05:20 PM (QFxY5)

257 How did Brees not see that guy?

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 05:20 PM (QupBk)

258 @241 For hair and makeup I would rely on the Polamalu and Clay Matthews. Or Discount Doublecheck.

Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 05:20 PM (sOtz/)

259 All I know is that when the wife eventually hits her changes I'm going to build my own frigging deathstar. She's been a breeze to live with, so I figure my luck has to run out when that time comes.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 04, 2014 05:21 PM (FMbng)

260 better living through chemistry, my friend

Posted by: chemjeff at January 04, 2014 05:21 PM (9GG/0)

261 I'm going to build my own frigging deathstar Just watch your exhaust port, buddy.

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 05:22 PM (QupBk)

262 I bet those cheergals aren't wearing THOSE unis tonight.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 05:22 PM (DmNpO)

263 Hey, Clay Matthews is a hunk! And, aside from Tebow, who is not a football figure anymore, our dearly missed and much beloved Miss Tammy's fave.

So there!

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 05:22 PM (8lmkt)

264 When do the Bears play?

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 05:22 PM (hyOIR)

265 248 Cochran, just get some of that acid reducer stuff. They sell it at Costco by the barrel-full. It works. You're too young to have to modify your diet when there are effective pharmaceuticals. xoxo Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 09:18 PM (8lmkt) I've got some. Unfortunately, in addition to the whole "too much acid/acid reflux" thing, I have several small, but bleeding, ulcers. I gotta lay off all that stuff until they heal up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 05:23 PM (GEICT)

266 238 I would just like to note how fucking pleased I am that all these fast food places are coming out with different, spicy, sandwiches when I'm banned from eating spicy food. So. Fucking. Pleased. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 09:16 PM (GEICT) Rules. Meant. To. Be. Broken. Eat & take your meds

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2014 05:23 PM (HVff2)

267 Mrs. Muse went through 'the change' a few years back. It was pretty bad, some days. I rubbed her back and listened to her a lot. She still occasionally gets hot flashes or feels squirrelly now and again. I'm there to help her maintain her balance. She can lean on me.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 04, 2014 05:23 PM (fd0Pp)

268 When do the Bears play? A question often asked.

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 05:23 PM (QupBk)

269

Do these jeans make me ass look fat?

No.... You ass IS fat, the jeans just accentuate it.

Love you dear.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 04, 2014 05:23 PM (jucos)

270 All I know is that when the wife eventually hits her changes I'm going to build my own frigging deathstar. It's then that you will understand fishing.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 05:23 PM (hyOIR)

271 261 Everything is about chemistry

Posted by: Tuna at January 04, 2014 05:23 PM (M/TDA)

272 When do the Bears play?

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 09:22 PM (hyOIR)

Just as soon as it warms up enough in Chicago for the hookers to hit the streets again.

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 05:23 PM (8lmkt)

273 Guess Who's Funding the Republican Civil War Labor unions. And they're doing it through a pro-business Republican PAC. http://tinyurl.com/ladfejo Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 09:18 PM (P1WNR) Do you think Rove is behind this in some way? I donÂ’t trust that SOB. I posted url last night from Judicial Watch with ten most wanted corrupt pols of 2013, Boehner was number 1.

Posted by: Carol at January 04, 2014 05:23 PM (z4WKX)

274 265 garrett, The same time the Texans do...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:23 PM (TE35l)

275

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2014 09:20 PM (QFxY5)

As I said here last week, Costas should just go die already. A jump off the front porch would do it.

(OK, OK, I'm proud of that one.)

Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 05:24 PM (R3gO3)

276 Holy bushrod

Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 05:24 PM (WCnJW)

277 I gotta lay off all that stuff until they heal up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 09:23 PM (GEICT)

Yeesh, yeah, don't poke that bear. Sorry, buddy, that sucks.

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 05:24 PM (8lmkt)

278 Sorry if I ruined the football thread by provoking comedic comments. Isn't one of the rules at AOSHQ to have a non football thread posted if thoughts drift from the gridiron? Why do they call it menopause ? Does it start up again? Hep me! Hep me!

Posted by: sybil's better half at January 04, 2014 05:24 PM (WlmVo)

279 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 09:23 PM (GEICT)

See another doctor.

Ulcers are usually caused by a bacterium called Helicobacter pylori.

It's treatable with antibiotics.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2014 05:24 PM (QFxY5)

280 our dearly missed and much beloved Miss Tammy's fave. So there! Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 09:22 PM (8lmkt) Excellent reminder. Where in the hell is Mrs. al Thor?? Much missed ette.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 05:25 PM (GEICT)

281 The Chemistry. Respect it.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 05:25 PM (0m29n)

282 257: No. No your not. He is a preening little fuckwad.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 04, 2014 05:26 PM (15w2J)

283 >>Do you think Rove is behind this in some way? I donÂ’t trust that SOB.

I think it's this dude : http://tinyurl.com/kwrjrcb

But you never know.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 05:26 PM (P1WNR)

284 Okely-dokely. So, whose playing for the right to be stompy-booted by my Seahawks next week?

Posted by: dwagyak at January 04, 2014 05:26 PM (Euxo3)

285 See another doctor. Ulcers are usually caused by a bacterium called Helicobacter pylori. It's treatable with antibiotics. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2014 09:24 PM (QFxY5) That was one of the many, many things tested for. Came back negative.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 05:26 PM (GEICT)

286 Isn't one of the rules at AOSHQ to have a non football thread posted if thoughts drift from the gridiron? No, I declared this up at the top of the post (see title) that this is an open thread. So you can talk about whatever you want.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 04, 2014 05:26 PM (fd0Pp)

287 They say the Irishman's stomach is copper plated, so beer will tarnish it while whiskey just polishes it up.

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 05:27 PM (QupBk)

288

When do the Bears play?

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 09:22 PM (hyOIR)

***********

When you find out will you give me a heads up?

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at January 04, 2014 05:27 PM (jucos)

289 Pausis is Greek, I think, for "stop".

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 05:27 PM (0m29n)

290 It's treatable with antibiotics.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2014 09:24 PM (QFxY5)

I thought Cochran IS a doctor. No? Wrong again?? But, you have an excellent point, CBD.

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 05:27 PM (8lmkt)

291 I thought Cochran IS a doctor. No? Wrong again?? But, you have an excellent point, CBD. Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 09:27 PM (8lmkt) Hell no. Legally trained. Working for family business of commercial/industrial painting.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 05:28 PM (GEICT)

292 Dr. Cochran to the pub! STAT!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 04, 2014 05:29 PM (yz6yg)

293 Hit him right in the hands.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 05:29 PM (hyOIR)

294 sybil's better half at January 04, 2014 09:24 PM (WlmVo) -------------------------- It's labeled as it is minus one letter, which should make it "Menonpause". Do as hilariously suggested and be supportive when you can, retreat to whateverman cave you can find when you can no longer.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 04, 2014 05:29 PM (ojnk6)

295 Wheres bushrod

Posted by: bob costas at January 04, 2014 05:30 PM (WCnJW)

296 That was one of the many, many things tested for. Came back negative. Posted by: BCochran ----------------------------- Same here. Of course the tests were necessary after I damn near bled to death.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 04, 2014 05:30 PM (aDwsi)

297 Racism for 6.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 05:30 PM (P1WNR)

298 Hey, a TD. Only took the entire half.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 04, 2014 05:30 PM (15w2J)

299 All I know is that when the wife eventually hits her changes I'm going to build my own frigging deathstar.

It's then that you will understand fishing.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 09:23 PM (hyOIR)

The hell with fishing. I'll be Darth mutha fuckin Berserker with my fully armed and operational warp capable mead hall.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 04, 2014 05:30 PM (FMbng)

300 well, fuck, I'm almost as bad as this fuckin' poor excuse for a playoff game. srsly, this is working my last nerve. maybe i'll see if there are any modern family repeats on. cause this blows donkey bawls.

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 05:30 PM (8lmkt)

301 Same here. Of course the tests were necessary after I damn near bled to death. Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 04, 2014 09:30 PM (aDwsi) Damn. I assume you're good now? Mine "showed evidence of minimal bleeding." And by that I mean there were little bits of blood visible when they did the endoscopy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 05:31 PM (GEICT)

302 Costas is Greek for douchenozzle.

Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 05:32 PM (sOtz/)

303 Speaking of teh Texans, I see the Saints QB is observing the Gulf Coast tradition of tossing picks to the other team

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 05:32 PM (0m29n)

304 Dang. The only torrent I can find of the Rose Bowl is one with a Russian audio track.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 04, 2014 05:33 PM (fd0Pp)

305 BC - Found lying on the floor in a pool of vomited blood. Not my past night. Fine now..., except that there are no effective OTC pain relievers that I can take.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 04, 2014 05:33 PM (aDwsi)

306

Here you go, 'ettes. Clay Matthews:

http://swoonworthy.net/fit-tuesday-clay-matthews/

Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 05:33 PM (R3gO3)

307 Oregon Muse, you are a gem.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2014 05:33 PM (6bvBO)

308 All right! Touchdown! I'm not really a football fan, but I have to root for the Eagles simply for geographical reasons. The fact that Michael Vick isn't in this game certainly helps.

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 05:34 PM (sdi6R)

309 I'm still picking at the red rat bastards over at RS but it's getting boring.

Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 05:34 PM (QupBk)

310 Here you go, 'ettes. Clay Matthews:
http://swoonworthy.net/fit-tuesday-clay-matthews/

Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 09:33 PM (R3gO3)

Holy crap . . . I honestly had no idea . . . I just picture him in clothes, maybe some shoulder pads. Dang!!!

brb

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 05:35 PM (8lmkt)

311 Did everyone hear about there being a Fantasy Football angle to the Puppy Bowl this year? Evidently, you can go to animalplanet.com and read the bios/characteristics of the puppies participating and draft a team. You have to keep your own team's points total by the stats they'll put on the screen during the Puppy Bowl. I personally have a broad-chested 16-lb kitty who could linebacker the hell out of that game.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 04, 2014 05:35 PM (Euxo3)

312 For a price.... I'll cheer for either team.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl@phxazgrl at January 04, 2014 05:35 PM (u8GsB)

313 307 Here you go, 'ettes. Clay Matthews:
http://swoonworthy.net/fit-tuesday-clay-matthews/
Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 09:33 PM (R3gO3)
I was hoping for CHRIS Matthews.

Posted by: King Barack at January 04, 2014 05:35 PM (aVcgy)

314 Fine now..., except that there are no effective OTC pain relievers that I can take. Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 04, 2014 09:33 PM (aDwsi) Ho. Lee. Shit. I'm currently also banned from any ibuprofen or aspirin products. Which is awesome considering that I occasionally have headaches and the best thing for them is Excedrin Migraine. Which contains a healthy does of caffeine and aspirin.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 05:36 PM (GEICT)

315 So...I'm not the only one who can't stand that mincing little piece of shit?

I think he's been hated since the 70's.

Posted by: Samuel Adams, owner of 2 Boston Terriers at January 04, 2014 05:36 PM (cK0tU)

316 Coicidence? Not sure I believe in that. Only pic that fell. Sorry about the beer goggle typing. Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2014 08:37 PM (6bvBO) Infidel, My mother was in a nursing home from late July 2005 to July 2011 when she passed away. If you havenÂ’t read about my younger brother in Maine, donÂ’t worry about it. I kept thinking my mother would be home or I would pick up the phone to almost cal her for almost a month. I was beginning to think she was trying to tell me he was going to die. I went to visit him at the hospital in Maine & havenÂ’t had that feeling again. She wanted to me to go see him. I live in MA.

Posted by: Carol at January 04, 2014 05:37 PM (z4WKX)

317 speaking of caffeine...

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 05:37 PM (hyOIR)

318 Brees is very small on the field.

Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 05:38 PM (WCnJW)

319 287 Oregon Muse yeah, I know. Just keeping the thread sewing.

Posted by: sybil's better half at January 04, 2014 05:38 PM (WlmVo)

320 FG

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 05:39 PM (0m29n)

321 Brees is small OFF the field- but, damn, the man can play QB.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 04, 2014 05:40 PM (Euxo3)

322 Peaches, I had a hot flash and sweats when I saw that picture.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 05:40 PM (R3gO3)

323 Brees is very small on the field.

Wind must be light. Ba-da-bum, tip your waitresses.

Posted by: Henny Youngman at January 04, 2014 05:41 PM (cK0tU)

324 The score in the top bar on the NBC stream is about two minutes ahead of the actual video.

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 05:42 PM (sdi6R)

325 Peaches, I had a hot flash and sweats when I saw that picture.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 09:40 PM (R3gO3)

Girl, no shit! And no ghey-ass "manscaping" either. Nom nom nom . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 05:42 PM (8lmkt)

326 BC - Yeessss. Exactly the same here. Excedrin Migraine worked best for me. Sadly, the aspirin content likely brought on my problem. Weirdly..., and this is truly weird, I've not had a bad migraine since the near-death ulcer deal. I remain puzzled, but thankful for that. It's been 8 years ago. Three days in the ICU. I do take Tylenol/Caffeine tablets (only one 500mg) if I feel headachey.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 04, 2014 05:44 PM (aDwsi)

327 Brees is very small on the field. You think he's small on the field, you should see him in the showers.

Posted by: Terron Armstead at January 04, 2014 05:44 PM (hyOIR)

328 I am the kiiiiing of football cooooomontaters. All must booooow to meeeee.

Posted by: Al Miiiiiiichaels at January 04, 2014 05:45 PM (rn0EN)

329 Annnnd, today I read that those who have suffered a shingles attack when younger (that would be me) are twice as likely to have a stroke.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 04, 2014 05:45 PM (aDwsi)

330 I'm sure he's a handsome guy, but don't you ladies think that Clay Matthews is of the appropriate age that he should cut his friggin' hair already?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 04, 2014 05:45 PM (cK0tU)

331 But just before the third quarter starts, I ought to call a timeout. Just to be sure.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 04, 2014 05:46 PM (9GG/0)

332 How do I make that Clay Matthews thing my screensaver? I have a mac. TIA!

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 05:46 PM (8lmkt)

333 *ponders the rum cake sitting on the kitchen counter*

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 04, 2014 05:47 PM (aDwsi)

334 Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 04, 2014 09:44 PM (aDwsi) That's good with the headaches. No such luck for me. I have no one to blame for the ulcers other than me. Way way way too much caffeine on a daily basis and a constant diet of really spicy food. I'm really missing the spicy food. My FIL has an awesome chili recipe. I typically make it before Christmas and then he makes it again after Christmas when we go up to visit. No chili this year.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 04, 2014 05:47 PM (GEICT)

335 If Clay Matthews cuts his hair, he will lose all his strength.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 04, 2014 05:47 PM (jucos)

336 Hair? Clay Matthews has hair?

Posted by: Donna V., transfixed by the mighty abs of Clay Matthews at January 04, 2014 05:47 PM (R3gO3)

337 Why would she ask me if I like boiled rabbit ? Oh shit she's got a knife... Gotta g

Posted by: sybil's better half at January 04, 2014 05:48 PM (WlmVo)

338 I wish Hines would just put him a head lock and give him a dutch rub.

Posted by: some other guy at January 04, 2014 05:48 PM (2DunM)

339 Posted by: Andy Reid at January 04, 2014 09:46 PM (9GG/0)

Andy, in the NFL teams are only allowed 3 timeouts per half. But in your case, I will award you 10 timeouts.

Posted by: Don Denkinger at January 04, 2014 05:48 PM (cK0tU)

340 Hair? Clay Matthews has hair?

Posted by: Donna V., transfixed by the mighty abs of Clay Matthews at January 04, 2014 09:47 PM (R3gO3)

Nicely played, Donna! {golf claps}

Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 05:49 PM (8lmkt)

341 It's too bad teh dwarf, Costas, didn't dive thru a goal post to entertain America proper. Well done NBC, well done.

Posted by: Fritz at January 04, 2014 05:49 PM (TKFmG)

342 Clay Matthews would make a great Lannister or Targarian on Game of Thrones. Also, Tyson who just won Survivor.

Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 05:50 PM (sOtz/)

343 I award Andy 10 timeouts, and may God have mercy on his soul

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 05:50 PM (0m29n)

344 absolutely the best selfie ever http://t.co/W8Q6dVGBH2

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 05:51 PM (DmNpO)

345 Peaches, I can't tell you how often that photo has ended up in my inbox. Lady cheeseheads have been emailing that thing back and forth to each other for the past 2 years or so. A coworker printed it and has it up by her work computer to cheer her up on shitty days.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 05:52 PM (R3gO3)

346 345 absolutely the best selfie ever

http://t.co/W8Q6dVGBH2

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 09:51 PM (DmNpO)

Meh - only so-so.

Posted by: Barry O. chillin' with European PMs at January 04, 2014 05:53 PM (9GG/0)

347 Holy shit NDH!!

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 05:54 PM (u25eL)

348 Wait! Timeout! Timeout!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 04, 2014 05:54 PM (9GG/0)

349

http://swoonworthy. net/fit-tuesday-clay-matthews/

FU pixy. He's the guy who's mom has a mom cave.

BBL

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2014 05:57 PM (6bvBO)

350 Maybe we ought to double team this Hilton kid next time we play Indy.....

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 04, 2014 05:57 PM (jucos)

351 345 absolutely the best selfie ever http://t.co/W8Q6dVGBH2 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 09:51 PM (DmNpO) This one's pretty good, too. http://www.pinterest.com/pin/107101297359467600/

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 06:01 PM (sdi6R)

352 You're getting sleepy, very, very sleepy. Your eyes are heavy with sleep, and are telling you you need sleep. Sleepy. Sleepy.

Posted by: Fritz, the Orgasm Whisperer at January 04, 2014 06:01 PM (TKFmG)

353 Holy shit NDH!! *** Totally badass!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 06:02 PM (DmNpO)

354 This one's pretty good, too. http://www.pinterest.com/pin/107101297359467600/ *** Well, okay. I'll concede. Perhaps THAT is the best selfie ever.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 06:03 PM (DmNpO)

355 ont up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 06:03 PM (DmNpO)

356 Great ones, NDH and rickl!

Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 06:04 PM (R3gO3)

357 think it's this dude : http://tinyurl.com/kwrjrcb But you never know. Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 09:26 PM (P1WNR) He should start a dem civil war!

Posted by: Carol at January 04, 2014 06:05 PM (z4WKX)

358

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2014 09:57 PM (6bvBO)

That particular man-cave produced one damn fine-looking man.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 06:08 PM (R3gO3)

359 While the ex-Mrs. E was a First Class stationed in Orlando, she had a hysterectomy. She went from merely loony to effing crazy. She told me I should pay all the bills (I already did) since I made more money than she did. When I pointed out to her I held a higher paygrade and had been in the Navy longer, she said 'whatever'. Once I paid off her debts, she replaced me. She retired as a Chief and I'm pretty sure she's drawing disability for the hysterectomy and living in Philadelphia with her latest victim.

Posted by: Erowmero at January 04, 2014 06:24 PM (OONaw)

360 You have to call a timeout here.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 04, 2014 06:32 PM (2DunM)

361 I would just like to note how fucking pleased I am that all these fast food places are coming out with different, spicy, sandwiches when I'm banned from eating spicy food. So. Fucking. Pleased.

Same happens to me whenever I run out of money.
I completely missed Outback's all-you-can-eat shrimp because I was broke the whole time they offered it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2014 07:04 PM (HVI5a)

362 BCochran: could you share the FIL's chili recipe by any chance?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2014 07:07 PM (HVI5a)

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