April 09, 2021
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*insert Twilight Zone them here*
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 09:37 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: 496 at April 09, 2021 09:37 AM (U1eOr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 09:37 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2021 09:37 AM (Jsjd7)
different kind of green reaction to this one.
would not hang.
maybe the sniper in the window to the right can take ME out of my misery, rather than the subjects...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 09, 2021 09:37 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: From that time at April 09, 2021 09:37 AM (1VbWy)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 09, 2021 09:37 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 09:37 AM (HaL55)
I'm sensing a theme.
Posted by: BignJames at April 09, 2021 09:38 AM (AwYPR)
This looks like Brazilian Carnival, Carnival in Rio, based on the way the word is spelled.
The Riddler, the Pope, and a musician walk into a bar . . .
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 09:38 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 09, 2021 09:38 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 09, 2021 09:38 AM (gx6NG)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2021 09:38 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 09, 2021 09:39 AM (O6DoG)
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 09:39 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2021 09:39 AM (Jsjd7)
Kamala Harris, Joe Biden and the MSM
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 09, 2021 09:39 AM (kTi97)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cosda at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (ejSQj)
And well populated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (7dN4m)
Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
========Played by Joe Pesci.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (LvTSG)
Post Modern Jukebox makes the art thread?
Posted by: blaster at April 09, 2021 09:39 AM (ZfRYq)
Bubba shot the jukebox lastnight.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: PabloD at April 09, 2021 09:41 AM (BYfeA)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2021 09:42 AM (Q0CK8)
Posted by: 496 at April 09, 2021 09:42 AM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Archer at April 09, 2021 09:42 AM (gmo/4)
========
Played by Joe Pesci.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (LvTSG)
ISWYDT......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (7dN4m)
Guitar player is pickin' DeGuello
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 09, 2021 09:42 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2021 09:42 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 09, 2021 09:42 AM (cCxiu)
Posted by: BignJames at April 09, 2021 09:43 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: klaftern at April 09, 2021 09:43 AM (RuIsu)
Played by Joe Pesci.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (LvTSG)
ISWYDT......
Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 09, 2021 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
========I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 09:43 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2021 09:43 AM (Q0CK8)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 09:43 AM (yrol0)
Next guy to walk around the corner is going to be surprised and confused when he gets jacked up by a bunch of clowns to the tune of some Jimmie Buffet song.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (7dN4m)
This is a perfect metaphor for the U.S. Government today.
Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 09:44 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2021 09:44 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Reckless? Hell! I hit right where I was aiming!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 09, 2021 09:44 AM (dfRN6)
The man in white has his hand near his butt, protectively. The clown on the left is winking at an out-of-scene person who will signal when the guy in white absent-mindly moves his hand. Then it's Baton Time.
Dark, Ace. Dark.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 09, 2021 09:44 AM (fxCK2)
I think this is the most grim painting I've ever seen on the HQ.
The man in white has his hand near his butt, protectively. The clown on the left is winking at an out-of-scene person who will signal when the guy in white absent-mindly moves his hand. Then it's Baton Time.
Dark, Ace. Dark.
Posted by:NaughtyPineat April 09, 2021 09:44 AM (fxCK2)
Butt to the wall, man. Butt to the wall.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2021 09:45 AM (Q0CK8)
WTH is that flesh colored thing on his head?Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2021 09:38 AM
Asshat.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2021 09:45 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 09:46 AM (W2Pud)
It's that new hit sensation, Popie and the JetsPosted by:Tinfoilbaby at April 09, 2021
Doin' the Rock-a-Mile Block
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 09:46 AM (/XOcP)
========
I don't get it.Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 09:43 AM (LvTSG)
Let me break it down for you!
You're going DOWN........to the RECYCLING CENTER!!!!
Posted by: Martins Licis at April 09, 2021 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)
all three are perverts and diddle children.Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 09:46 AM
Well, clowns, so yeah.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2021 09:47 AM (m+jkK)
Failed Steelers Wheel lyrics
Posted by: Archer at April 09, 2021 09:47 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (qc+VF)
Pedro The Clown, Early Days
Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (7dN4m)
Posted by: blaster at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (ZfRYq)
Bubba shot the jukebox last night.Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Reckless? Hell! I hit right where I was aiming!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 09, 2021
Rednecks, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (/XOcP)
For The Thousandth Time - a limerick
A guitar guy at the 7-11
Was accosted by a conehead named Blevin
I keep telling you fools
You can't break our rules
We don't allow no "Stairway to Heaven"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Squealer's Wheel at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (W4eKo)
Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2021 09:49 AM (Lt1JN)
Well, clowns, so yeah.
Posted by:RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2021 09:47 AM (m+jkK)
*frowns*
*droops head*
*sulks away*
Posted by: Pennywise at April 09, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 09, 2021 09:50 AM (cCxiu)
@63 beat me to it.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 09:50 AM (m45I2)
You win on style-points.
Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 09:51 AM (KnJdm)
My least known novel!
Posted by:_Herman Wouk_at April 09, 2021 09:49 AM (/XOcP)
And Jimmie Buffet Musical
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 09:51 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:52 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: dantesed at April 09, 2021 09:52 AM (88xKn)
Is it just me, or is one of the feet on the clown with the club facing backwards?Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 09, 2021
It looks like that, but I think he's just got his foot poised outward as if about to take a step. Like in the old "Keep On Truckin' " posters of the '70s.
Posted by: _Herman Wouk_ at April 09, 2021 09:52 AM (/XOcP)
Is it just me, or is one of the feet on the clown with the club facing backwards?I thought that at first and assumed it was part of the costume gag. But embiggen it a bit and you'll see that he just has his heel on the ground and his toes raised.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 09, 2021 09:53 AM (qc+VF)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 09, 2021 09:50 AM (cCxiu)
I see it, too.
Posted by: BignJames at April 09, 2021 09:53 AM (AwYPR)
For The Thousandth Time - a limerick
A guitar guy at the 7-11
Was accosted by a conehead named Blevin
I keep telling you fools
You can't break our rules
We don't allow no"Stairway to Heaven"
Posted by:Muldoonat April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (m45I2)
Theres a lady that knows *snatches guitar and bangs it on stair rail* Sorry
Posted by: Bluto at April 09, 2021 09:53 AM (yrol0)
Coulrophobia Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (yrol0)
Fear of clowns is like fear of government. A clear sign of a sane mind.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 09:54 AM (7dN4m)
My faded memory of that has Alfred E. Neumann's face superimposed on the guy.
Posted by: Roy at April 09, 2021 09:54 AM (PgzWm)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 09:54 AM (m45I2)
Theres a lady that knows *snatches guitar and bangs it on stair rail* Sorry
Posted by:Bluto
"I gave my love a cherry...."Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 09:54 AM (W2Pud)
Posted by:Jak Sucioat April 09, 2021 09:49 AM (Q0CK
Yes if you like prison food and getting cornholed
Posted by: Bluto at April 09, 2021 09:55 AM (yrol0)
As the old saying goes, when you are about to be mugged by clowns be ruthless; you have to go for the juggler.Posted by:Muldoon at April 09, 2021
In the same vein . . .
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 09:55 AM (/XOcP)
Bluto really didn't care for "I gave my love a cherry" either.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 09:56 AM (Rvt88)
Theres a lady that knows *snatches guitar and bangs it on stair rail* SorryPosted by: Bluto
"I gave my love a cherry...."Posted by:nurse ratched at April 09, 2021
"Strawberries, cherries, and an angel's kiss in spring --
My summer wine is really made from all these things . . ."
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 09:56 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Bluto II at April 09, 2021 09:56 AM (W4eKo)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 09, 2021 09:56 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 09:57 AM (/XOcP)
I think you're right plus he seems to be winking at someone so who knows what's going on.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:58 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2021 09:59 AM (WZ5i4)
Posted by:_Wolfus Aurelius_at April 09, 2021 09:57 AM (/XOcP)
Lesser known Blues Brother Whimpy
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 09:59 AM (yrol0)
Guitar player is a little declasse. White socks with a black suit and shoes? C'mon, man.He's with us.
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 09:57 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: National Security Agency at April 09, 2021 09:59 AM (Jsjd7)
The rule is pretty simple for avoiding ones like that. Non-natural hair color? Avoid.
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 10:00 AM (/XOcP)
--Antonio Donghi
This seems like low-hanging Horde fruit.
Posted by: m at April 09, 2021 09:59 AM (6dJKT)
I didn't want to touch it.
Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:00 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus at April 09, 2021 10:00 AM (GBZnB)
We're goingna come around at twelve
With some Puerto Rican girls thats just dying to meet you
We're goinna bring a case of wine
Hey, let's go mess and fool around
You know, like we used to"
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 10:01 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 10:01 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 10:02 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by:_Wolfus Aurelius_at April 09, 2021 10:00 AM (/XOcP)
dick something something crazy
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 10:02 AM (yrol0)
"We can’t write people off. God never writes us off, even in our darkest days. Even when we least deserve it. Even when we're doing that stupid thing we wish we weren't doing. God never writes us off -- ever. He's with us in our pain. He's with us in our struggle. He's with us in our bad decisions. He's with us all the time. He never writes us off."
Posted by: grammie winger at April 09, 2021 10:02 AM (45fpk)
Non-natural hair color? Avoid.
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 10:00 AM (/XOcP)
Asking to check the carpet first before a ride seems like an easy way to avoid these situations.
Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:02 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 09, 2021 10:03 AM (PiwSw)
Flaming clown car boners, initiate!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2021 10:04 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 10:04 AM (yrol0)
Inslee is hell bent for leather on completely destroying the economy here in WA state. And NO ONE questions anything.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 10:05 AM (W2Pud)
We seem to be in a song lyric-quoting state of mind here today. Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 10:02 AM (/XOcP)
Guess who just got back today? - Them wild-eyed boys that'd been away - Haven't changed, hadn't much to say - But man, I still think them cats are crazy
Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 10:06 AM (7dN4m)
went back to look. Someone on the twatter thread called her Woko Haram. 😂😂😂
Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus at April 09, 2021 10:06 AM (GBZnB)
they don't seem to be in a very festive spiritPosted by: vmom
There's nothing funny about humor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2021 10:06 AM (WZ5i4)
Inslee is hell bent for leather on completely destroying the economy here in WA state. And NO ONE questions anything.
Posted by:nurse ratchedat April 09, 2021 10:05 AM (W2Pud)
Harris Cty is still on RED STAGE 1 DUMPSTER FIRE
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 10:06 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 09, 2021 10:07 AM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Yes they are.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2021 10:07 AM (OCTRt)
Guess who just got back today? - Them wild-eyed boys that'd been away - Haven't changed, hadn't much to say - But man, I still think them cats are crazyPosted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 10:06 AM
A little Thin Lizzy on a Friday. Most cromulent.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2021 10:08 AM (m+jkK)
Someone on the twatter thread called her Woko Haram. 😂😂😂Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus at April 09, 2021 10:06 AM
Totally stealing that. 
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (m+jkK)
And NO ONE questions anything.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 10:05 AM (W2Pud)
Everyone here pretty much goes on about their lives.* We had little league practice, and a mask warning was given for when on school grounds, which basically consisted of "watch out for karens."
*Do the same. It is infectious. And do we have a date yet for MoMe?
Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (KnJdm)
Guess who just got back today? - Them wild-eyed boys that'd been away - Haven't changed, hadn't much to say - But man, I still think them cats are crazyPosted by:banana Dream at April 09, 2021
The Borg are back in town!
Posted by: _J.L. Picard_ at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (GBZnB)
And NO ONE questions anything.I know, right? See how smoothly things go in a one-party state. *wistful sigh*
Posted by: Tom Friedman at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (qc+VF)
There's nothing funny about humor.Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I'll admit, I laughed at this.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 09, 2021 10:10 AM (nBngZ)
'cept the drummer is too tall
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2021 10:10 AM (DUIap)
Genesis album cover?
'cept the drummer is too tall
Me? I'm just a lawnmower, you can tell by the way I walk.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 10:11 AM (Rvt88)
My county is set to go back to Phase II again. Inslee is hell bent for leather on completely destroying the economy here in WA state. And NO ONE questions anything. Posted by:nurse ratchedat April 09, 2021 10:05 AM (W2Pud)
Arnie doing a JP cover
Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 10:11 AM (7dN4m)
Um, the right hand of the cone-head is doing... what, precisely?
Not a fan.Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM
See me at #50.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2021 10:11 AM (m+jkK)
Inslee is hell bent for leather on completely destroying the economy here in WA state. And NO ONE questions anything.
This sounds just like fuckhead DeWine's series of bait and switches where he changes the terms of what he's trying to prevent. The only questions should be "are people dying in large numbers and are hospitals swamped?" If the answers are no, then WTF.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:11 AM (y7DUB)
There's nothing funny about humor. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I'll admit, I laughed at this.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (m45I2)
I considered it, but thought better.
Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:11 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 09, 2021 10:12 AM (WGara)
I'll admit, I laughed at this.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (m45I2)
I considered it, but thought better.
Posted by:4at April 09, 2021 10:11 AM (KnJdm)
=========It's a very problematic joke, for sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:12 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by:4
Not yet. How does late June look for you? How long is the little league season? And we would most likely do another FC camp.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 10:12 AM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 09, 2021 10:13 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:02 AM
Go for the magic, baby!
Posted by: Steppenwolf at April 09, 2021 10:13 AM (DMUuz)
I thought that at first and assumed it was part of the costume gag. But embiggen it a bit and you'll see that he just has his heel on the ground and his toes raised.
Get down. Get funky.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 10:13 AM (HaL55)
The Odd Throuple
Posted by: Frodob - you know the drill at April 09, 2021 09:52 AM (yFOIQ)
That's hot!
Posted by: Katie Hill at April 09, 2021 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:14 AM (1yPl/)
Posted by: runner at April 09, 2021 10:14 AM (KNhT6)
*slaps club against palm*
Posted by: Katie Hill at April 09, 2021 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
I'll admit, I laughed at this.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (m45I2)
I considered it, but thought better.
Posted by:4at April 09, 2021 10:11 AM (KnJdm)
=========It's a very problematic joke, for sure.
Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers
I don't get it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 10:14 AM (W2Pud)
OFF dirty whore sock.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2021 10:15 AM (9Om/r)
Not yet. How does late June look for you? How long is the little league season? And we would most likely do another FC camp.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 10:12 AM (W2Pud)
I have another group camp 6/23-27, and we have no LL schedule yet, as teams just formed up. Should have that schedule soon. FC is cool, since it worked for everyone. I am pretty sure we could fit it in around LL, unless it is exact same day/time as a game.
Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:15 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 10:16 AM (mzC78)
Pocketful of holes
Clowns keeping me in stitches
Now I've got nothing
Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:16 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:16 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by:4
Ok. I will talk with Jordan and get stuff started. Camping with morons is awesome.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 10:17 AM (W2Pud)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 10:17 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2021 10:17 AM (UMXod)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2021 10:18 AM (Q0CK8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 10:17 AM (W2Pud) -------- I'm in.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 09, 2021 10:18 AM (WGara)
That's some dangerous clowns.
the checkerboard dude has a billy club and he's also got his right leg twisted.
The white dressed clown has his right hand doing something at crotch level.
I don't like these clowns. They must be GOPe or Democrats.
Posted by: Jakee308 at April 09, 2021 10:18 AM (LS3oW)
Posted by: Kurt at April 09, 2021 10:18 AM (ClqNh)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 09, 2021 10:19 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2021 10:19 AM (CSE/0)
There's nothing funny about humor. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I'll admit, I laughed at this.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (m45I2)
I considered it, but thought better.
Posted by:4at April 09, 2021 10:11 AM (KnJdm)
It's a very problematic joke, for sure.
Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers
I don't get it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 10:14 AM (W2Pud)
That's not funny.
Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:20 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 09, 2021 10:20 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2021 10:20 AM (Uh2oA)
They must be GOPe or Democrats.Posted by:Jakee308at April 09, 2021 10:18 AM
If they were Dems, their hands would be in other people's pockets.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2021 10:20 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 09, 2021 10:20 AM (unQXy)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 10:19 AM (W2Pud)
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Don't leave home withou it!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (WGara)
BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway
Video: https://tinyurl.com/yjgdvp8s
Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (cF8AT)
Shut the fuck up.
Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 09, 2021 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
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Captains of industry love the fed pumping billions of dollars of liquidity a day into the stock market, just like they loved it under Trump.
The difference was that Trump was actively trying to open up the economy again so it could stand on its own. Biden's doing...not that. The liquidity pump was probably a terrible idea to begin with, but replacing economic activity with artificial liquidity on a long term basis is probably a really bad idea.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (W4eKo)
BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway
Video:https://tinyurl.com/yjgdvp8s
Posted by:Tamiat April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (cF8AT)
===========Gaia has become angry that her prophet, Prince Phillip, has died.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
The liquidity pump was probably a terrible idea to begin with, but replacing economic activity with artificial liquidity on a long term basis is probably a really bad idea.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
Exactly this. Adjusted for inflation.
Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:22 AM (KnJdm)
The liquidity pump was probably a terrible idea to begin with, but replacing economic activity with artificial liquidity on a long term basis is probably a really bad idea.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
You act like quantitative easing is a bad thing......
Oh wait.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:23 AM (1yPl/)
- Zombie Jim Morrison
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2021 10:23 AM (Q0CK8)
"The student, who was acting alone, acknowledged their responsibility for these incidents."
"The student . . . their . . ." Are they acknowledging that grammar is racist or are they afraid they'll misgender the snowflake?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 10:24 AM (VVEnO)
BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway
Video:https://tinyurl.com/yjgdvp8s
Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (cF8AT)
Blamed on global warming in 3........2........1.........
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
There is no "long term" for "replacing economic activity with artificial liquidity" - but as nobody thinks past the current 2-year election-cycle, if that, it's Money Printer To BRRRRRRR... to infinity
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 09, 2021 10:24 AM (NYS7S)
If he knew any less about economics he'd be Paul Krugman.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:25 AM (y7DUB)
So. The Paolo. He is working the cruise ship lines eh?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2021 10:25 AM (CSE/0)
Why did she fucking GO??! stay home you idiot.
This is an interesting little video that explains a LOT.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 09, 2021 10:25 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:27 AM (1yPl/)
Why did she fucking GO??! stay home you idiot.My thought exactly. It defies reason.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 09, 2021 10:28 AM (W4eKo)
Is this anything like joking on one's own bile?Posted by:Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:26 AM (m45I2)
Or joking one's own chicken?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)
https://bit.ly/3uBWY7Y
Depressing, but I think it lays out a very credible case for what's coming and why.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 09, 2021 10:29 AM (NYS7S)
3,000-year-old lost Egyptian city discovered by archaeologists
https://tinyurl.com/yf3ubve4
Posted by:Tami at April 09, 2021 10:29 AM (cF8AT)
Can't call it lost anymore, now can you.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Well, so he did, at age 99. RIP, sir.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 10:31 AM (mzC78)
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Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 09, 2021 10:31 AM (WGara)
Why did she fucking GO??! stay home you idiot.
=====
To virtue signal on national TV. Duh.
Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 10:31 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:31 AM (1yPl/)
Posted by: Tami
One would think it would be pretty hard to lose a whole city... and one would be wrong. Obviously.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2021 10:32 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 09, 2021 10:28 AM
Saw a lady at Walmart last week that had on two face diapers a face shield and two pairs of gloves.
I wanted to ask her why she "took the risk" of actually going into a store filled with icky people when Walmart offers super cheap curb side pick up, the wife wouldn't let me.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2021 10:32 AM (JUOKG)
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New taxes will fix it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 10:33 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:23 AM (1yPl/)
Pretty sure that it is a major set piece for Assassin's Creed 2 which takes place in mid to late 1400s. So possibly it goes back quite a bit farther than 18th century.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 09, 2021 10:33 AM (rnvtR)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2021 10:33 AM (CSE/0)
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Always the last place you look.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 10:34 AM (VVEnO)
Saw a lady at Walmart last week that had on two face diapers a face shield and two pairs of gloves. . . .
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2021
The new standard for idiocy combined with fear.
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 10:35 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 09, 2021 10:35 AM (WGara)
Posted by: Javems at April 09, 2021 10:36 AM (8SSHh)
Posted by: creeper at April 09, 2021 10:36 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:36 AM (1yPl/)
Sheesh, I would have expected a lot more "Raiders" references by now. You guys are slacking off.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 09, 2021 10:35 AM (WGara)
Close your eyes, Captain Obvious. Don't look at it.
Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:37 AM (KnJdm)
Sheesh, I would have expected a lot more "Raiders" references by now. You guys are slacking off.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 09, 2021 10:35 AM (WGara)
Have they locked it in the warehouse yet?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)
FedEx would of found it by 10 AM tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2021 10:37 AM (CSE/0)
It is situations like that which make one long for the ability to conjure up, on demand, a loud and pungent fart.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 10:37 AM (mzC78)
BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway
Video:https://tinyurl.com/yjgdvp8s
Posted by:Tami at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM
another grim milestone for the biden administration
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2021 10:37 AM (DUIap)
https://tinyurl.com/yf3ubve4
Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 10:2
That is some interesting and good timing. I'm listening to the history of Egypt podcast and while I'm only just a few months behind, the current episodes he is just getting to into are King Tut. So I expect there to be a mini episode talking about this find.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 09, 2021 10:38 AM (rnvtR)
another grim milestone for the biden administration
Posted by:AltonJackson at April 09, 2021 10:37 AM (DUIap)
This really needs to be a twatter feed......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)
I'm thinking of a shirt......
On the front, it says. They've scared you to death
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
On the back, it says. If only we could be so lucky.
Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:39 AM (KnJdm)
It is situations like that which make one long for the ability to conjure up, on demand, a loud and pungent fart.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 10:37 AM (mzC78
Followed up by "SMELL THAT??? Then your face covering DOESN'T WORK."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
This is why Indian cultures die around this World.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 09, 2021 10:40 AM (8Rwem)
3,000-year-old lost Egyptian city discovered by archaeologists
https://tinyurl.com/yf3ubve4
Posted by:Tami at April 09, 2021
Tarzan was always running across "lost" cities and civilizations in Africa. Sounds like a springboard for a new Tarzan story.
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 10:40 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Wally at April 09, 2021 10:41 AM (FJYfm)
FedEx would of found it by 10 AM tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Diogenes
Lucky you. Mine would have driven past it for a week, then sent the order back.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2021 10:41 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2021 10:41 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:41 AM (1yPl/)
It kind of stuck with me because it is one of the most fun cities in the game. With all the river ways, and you get to fly Leonardo da Vinci's glider.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 09, 2021 10:41 AM (rnvtR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 10:37 AM (mzC78
Find a grandkid and say Pull my finger!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2021 10:42 AM (CSE/0)
Just saw this painting, and wondered how long it would take someone to comment on what the clown was doing with his right hand. 33 comments! Kinda surprised it took that long.
Posted by: Wally at April 09, 2021 10:41 AM (FJYfm)
I may be slow, but I'm not stupid!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)
another grim milestone for the biden administrationPosted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2021 10:37 AM (DUIap)
This really needs to be a twatter feed......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021
Or a T-shirt
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 10:42 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2021 10:42 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius
Wokey,
Me Tarzan you what?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 09, 2021 10:43 AM (8Rwem)
Non-natural hair color? Avoid.
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 10:00 AM (/XOcP)
Asking to check the carpet first before a ride seems like an easy way to avoid these situations.
Posted by:4at April 09, 2021 10:02 AM (KnJdm)
what if it's hardwood?
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 09, 2021 10:43 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Diogenes
Canada Post could lose it again forever.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 10:43 AM (mzC78)
@nypost
Prince Harry expected to return to UK for Prince Philip's funeral: source
https://tinyurl.com/yzasg8vt
Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 10:44 AM (cF8AT)
BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway
Video:https://tinyurl.com/yjgdvp8s
Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (cF8AT)
Blamed on global warming in 3........2........1.........
Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 09, 2021 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
could be Jimmy Buffet.
but the important question now is, where's he gonna go?
*sings* I don't know, I don't know...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 09, 2021 10:44 AM (8D42x)
Just saw this painting, and wondered how long it would take someone to comment on what the clown was doing with his right hand. 33 comments! Kinda surprised it took that long.
Posted by: Wally at April 09, 2021 10:41 AM (FJYfm)
I got a little hand in my pocket going dingle lingle ling
want to see you at the Carnivale, baby, to show you my thing
Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:44 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:44 AM (1yPl/)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2021 10:46 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2021 10:47 AM (2DOZq)
... are they afraid they'll misgender the snowflake?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Yeah, I'm going with that. And yet, even for them, 'acknowledged its responsibility' must have been too much...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2021 10:47 AM (830x5)
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 09, 2021 10:43 AM (8D42x)
Non-natural hair-color plus Dr. Bombay down below probably means you should seriously consider going with Rule Number One.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 09, 2021 10:48 AM (NYS7S)
I'm going to watch the Masters again today to escape from the clusterfuck that is the rest of the world right now.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2021 10:47 AM (2DOZq)
The 4 mask Karen will show up to remind you.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 09, 2021 10:49 AM (I6gYX)
3,000-year-old lost Egyptian city discovered by archaeologists
Those are always in the last place you look.
Posted by: helpful advice for archaeologists at April 09, 2021 10:49 AM (K7+1y)
@nypost
Prince Harry expected to return to UK for Prince Philip's funeral: source
https://tinyurl.com/yzasg8vt
Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 10:44
yeah in the last thread I asked about if he would go because he just accused his family of being a bunch of racisty racists. That is going to be awkward. Has his crazy wife already had kids or is she expecting? Because I have my theory that he will be the one that files for divorce and does it in England in an effort to get full custody.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 09, 2021 10:50 AM (rnvtR)
Another racist hoax.
CDC director declares racism is a "serious public health threat"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 10:49 AM (VVEnO)
To be fair, it is for whites and Asians.
Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:50 AM (KnJdm)
Another racist hoax.
CDC director declares racism is a "serious public health threat"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 10:49 AM (VVEnO)
Now do black on black crime in Chitcago.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by:Buzzionat April 09, 2021 10:50 AM (rnvtR)
===========
Theory:
Prince Phillip is still alive, and this is an elaborate ruse to get Henry back onto British soil for the divorce.
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:51 AM (LvTSG)
CDC director declares racism is a "serious public health threat"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 10:49 AM (VVEnO)
Having terrified the NPCs with a bad cold the globalist fuckers are going to turn literally everything into "a serious public health threat".
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 09, 2021 10:51 AM (NYS7S)
Has his crazy wife already had kids or is she expecting? Because I have my theory that he will be the one that files for divorce and does it in England in an effort to get full custody.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 09, 2021 10:50 AM (rnvtR)
I believe she's preggo at the moment.
Not that I really know OR care......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:52 AM (1yPl/)
Heh. The Oak Island treasure? Just a diversion. We really buried it in Antarctica.
Posted by: The Templars at April 09, 2021 10:52 AM (mzC78)
BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway
Probably due to a shortage of available sacrificial virgins.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2021 10:53 AM (L47aO)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:53 AM (m45I2)
Theory:
Prince Phillip is still alive, and this is an elaborate ruse to get Henry back onto British soil for the divorce.
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:51 AM (LvTSG)
This sounds like a call for another shitty British sitcom.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)
I'm going to watch the Masters again today to escape from the clusterfuck that is the rest of the world right now.
So will I, prolly. Justin Rose was en fuego. Greens sure looked dry towards the end of yesterday.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 10:53 AM (HaL55)
Does Prince Phillip's death mean than Charles now has to marry his mother?
As inbred as that whole line is it really couldn't hurt much.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 10:54 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:54 AM (m45I2)
Well. There's the company Mrs D uses: FEDUPSEX.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2021 10:54 AM (CSE/0)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:53 AM (m45I2)
He'd refuse because even that wouldn't make him king.Posted by: Buzzion at April 09, 2021 10:54 AM (rnvtR)
Prince Phillip is still alive, and this is an elaborate ruse to get Henry back onto British soil for the divorce.
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:51 AM (LvTSG)
This sounds like a call for another shitty British sitcom.
Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 09, 2021 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)
========Rowan Atkinson as Prince Phillip, trying to act dead but needing a new cup of tea in the other room.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:55 AM (LvTSG)
https://tinyurl.com/6dybcve8
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 09, 2021 10:55 AM (MkuC5)
I think you're thinking about water rights in Los Angeles in the 1930s, Muldoon either that or Macedon.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:56 AM (1yPl/)
========
Rowan Atkinson as Prince Phillip, trying to act dead but needing a new cup of tea in the other room.Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:55 AM (LvTSG)
Too bad Peter Sellers is no longer with us...... He could do the investigation into the death.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Rowan Atkinson as Prince Phillip, trying to act dead but needing a new cup of tea in the other room.
Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 09, 2021 10:55 AM (LvTSG)
Too bad Peter Sellers is no longer with us...... He could do the investigation into the death.
Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 09, 2021 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)
==========That never stopped Peter Cushing.
Use all the CGI!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:58 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by:Buzzion at April 09, 2021 10:50 AM (rnvtR)
They currently have 1, Archie....
She's pregnant with a girl....Veronica.
(j/k on the name)
Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 10:58 AM (cF8AT)
BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway
Probably due to a shortage of available sacrificial virgins.
we're gonna need more orange soda
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 09, 2021 10:58 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 10:59 AM (VVEnO)
Phil Esposito is dead?
Posted by: spindrift at April 09, 2021 10:54 AM (K7+1y)
Not seeing that anywhere, but Ovechkin passed him on the all time goals list last month.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chris Farley to Connie Conehead at April 09, 2021 11:00 AM (n/szn)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 09, 2021 11:00 AM (dfRN6)
BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway
This is not surprising. As part of the "fight or flight' mechanism the human bowels will often empty during times of extreme sudden stress.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 11:00 AM (m45I2)
Black Orchid @ 204...Thank you.
Posted by: creeper at April 09, 2021 11:01 AM (XxJt1)
This comment was in MY comment section and the site was asking me to Retry Captcha!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)
After the shit that little bastard pulled, if I were in the Royal Family, I'd have one of those Redcoats in the silly hats bodily drag him out of the funeral. And then roundly thrash him with a rifle-butt.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2021 11:03 AM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 11:00 AM (m45I2)
That explains why the volcanic dust cloud, as seen from space, is brown.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 11:03 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: spindrift at April 09, 2021 10:54 AM (K7+1y)
Yes. Grammar killed him. It was a revenge killing, for all the times Esposito has butchered the English language.
Posted by: Wally at April 09, 2021 11:04 AM (FJYfm)
Black Lives Matter Founder Buys $1.4 Million Home In Neighborhood With 1%. Black Population
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 11:04 AM (VVEnO)
[quote...has to marry his mother?[/quote]
I think you're thinking about water rights in Los Angeles in the 1930s, Muldoon either that or Macedon.
is hunter biden busy? we could seal the breach in the bloodlines and make progress towards the kwisatz haderach.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 09, 2021 11:04 AM (oY6Yp)
Black Lives Matter Founder Buys $1.4 Million Home In Neighborhood With 1%. Black Population
Being a trained communist pays better than I thought.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 09, 2021 11:05 AM (SchxB)
Black Lives Matter Founder Buys $1.4 Million Home In Neighborhood With 1%. Black Population
Posted by:Anonosaurus Wrecksat April 09, 2021 11:04 AM (VVEnO)
==========I'm glad he's using all those donations to make at least one black man's life better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 11:06 AM (LvTSG)
BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway
This is not surprising. As part of the "fight or flight' mechanism the human bowels will often empty during times of extreme sudden stress.
so... we've found the brown note?
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 09, 2021 11:06 AM (oY6Yp)
Being a trained communist pays better than I thought.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 09, 2021 11:05 AM (SchxB)
BLM the organization has $10 billion in the bank.
Yes, it pays quite well these days.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)
She down.
Posted by: The Struggle at April 09, 2021 11:06 AM (0LIAN)
Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 09, 2021 11:06 AM (LvTSG)
--------Maybe. Maybe not. He didn't say *which* BLM founder it was. Might be Shaun King, in which case it's just another white man getting rich on the backs of black people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2021 11:07 AM (Uh2oA)
We could get our hands on some of that. Sell 'em some bitchin' rimz.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 11:07 AM (mzC78)
Actually they do a great job here. Just needed to use that joke.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2021 11:08 AM (CSE/0)
We could get our hands on some of that. Sell 'em some bitchin' rimz.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 11:07 AM (mzC78
And gold teef gwillz....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 09, 2021 11:04 AM (oY6Yp)
It would be worth it, just to hear Joe trying to read kwisatz haderach off the teleprompter
Posted by: Wally at April 09, 2021 11:09 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)
*****
Posted by: creeper at April 09, 2021 11:09 AM (XxJt1)
Then thank you, too.
Posted by: creeper at April 09, 2021 11:09 AM (XxJt1)
I was wanting to know how you hacked into my computer.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 11:10 AM (Zz0t1)
BLM the organization has $10 billion in the bank.
Yes, it pays quite well these days.
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Yeah it's really weird that all these very rich, old white men are hurling *so* much money at this cause. I guess they really love black people. Or global collectivist authoritarianism.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2021 11:10 AM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Fecal matter will hit the circulation unit
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 09, 2021 11:10 AM (8Rwem)
It would be worth it, just to hear Joe trying to read kwisatz haderach off the teleprompter
Posted by: Wally at April 09, 2021 11:09 AM (FJYfm)
What?
I speak jive.....
Posted by: Joey Fingerstick McShitpants at April 09, 2021 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Phil Esposito is dead?Posted by:spindrift at April 09, 2021
Wasn't he the cardsharp who taught James Bond how to handle the cards?
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 11:11 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by:Yudhishthira's Diceat April 09, 2021 11:07 AM (Uh2oA)
No, it's a she....
https://tinyurl.com/yeepvyh6
Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 11:11 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Hillary! at April 09, 2021 11:11 AM (3fR4G)
Black Lives Matter Founder Buys $1.4 Million Home In Neighborhood With 1%. Black Population
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"
Grifters gonna grift. I can't remember the quote about movements turning into rackets. That would apply here.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 09, 2021 11:12 AM (nBngZ)
Wasn't he the cardsharp who taught James Bond how to handle the cards?
No, no, no. He was a comedian on SNL for a while.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 11:13 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: creeper at April 09, 2021 11:13 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 09, 2021 11:14 AM (5HBd1)
Black Lives Matter Founder Buys $1.4 Million Home In Neighborhood With 1%. Black Population
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
The Movement turned into a racket at an impressive speed.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 09, 2021 11:14 AM (nBngZ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 09, 2021 11:10 AM (H5knJ)
Use as many household utensils as needed...
Posted by: Margret White at April 09, 2021 11:14 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 09, 2021 11:10 AM (H5knJ)
Carnies Asada.
Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 11:15 AM (KnJdm)
@Reuters
Majority of Amazon.com warehouse workers in Alabama have voted against forming a union; tally continues reut.rs/3mww1zL
Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 11:15 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 09, 2021 11:15 AM (nBngZ)
With that kind of money they could by their own island. And move there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 09, 2021 11:15 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 09, 2021 11:16 AM (5HBd1)
He is an ass.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2021 11:16 AM (CSE/0)
I can't remember the quote about movements turning into rackets. That would apply here.
Posted by
uddleglum at workat April 09, 2021 11:12 AM (nBngZ)
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Respectfully disagree.
Hoffer's quote went "Every great cause starts as a movement, becomes a business, and degenerates into a racket."
BLM was nothing but a racket from the jump.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2021 11:17 AM (Uh2oA)
@Reuters
Majority ofAmazon.comwarehouse workers in Alabama have voted against forming a union; tally continuesreut.rs/3mww1zL
Posted by:Tamiat April 09, 2021 11:15 AM (cF8AT)
=========="Those workers don't know what's best for them. Amazon bullied them into voting no. We'll get them next time, especially if we get card check." -The Left 10 years ago, me today
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 11:17 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by:bear with asymmetrical ballsa322Death to carnies.
Posted by:bear with asymmetrical ball
small hands, smell like cabbage....
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 11:17 AM (W2Pud)
If you don't see your post immediately after posting it, hit refresh before posting it again...it usually appears on refresh.
Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 11:18 AM (cF8AT)
Yeah it's really weird that all these very rich, old white men are hurling *so* much money at this cause. I guess they really love black people. Or global collectivist authoritarianism.They're purchasing what they think will serve as their standing army when the real troubles come. I'm pretty sure that's not going to go well for them in the end. Just a hunch.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 09, 2021 11:18 AM (W4eKo)
With that kind of money they could by their own island. And move there.
I know an island that would be just what they're looking for. It's already on fire.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 11:18 AM (HaL55)
Majority of Amazon.com warehouse workers in Alabama have voted against forming a union; tally continues https://reut.rs/3mww1zL Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 11:15 AM (cF8AT)
Huh. Wonder what they threatened them with.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 11:18 AM (Ez6QX)
Laugh, clown, laugh Even though your wind is breaking...
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 09, 2021 11:18 AM (2iDSr)
A Boston hospital will offer "preferential care based on race†and "race-explicit interventions†for patients. Brigham and Women’s Hospital will implement a "reparations framework†for distributing medical resources.
Anti-racism for the win!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 11:19 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by:bear with asymmetrical balls
Carnies...not carries
I retract my "Carrie" snark...
My eyes don't work so good.
Posted by: Margret White at April 09, 2021 11:19 AM (BgMrQ)
BLM is one of the more disgusting features of this disgusting country. The degree of cynical manipulation is just breathtaking.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2021 11:20 AM (Uh2oA)
https://tinyurl.com/yeepvyh6 Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 11:11 AM (cF8AT)
I'm thinking that $1.4 million is awfully cheap for a "compound" in Topanga Canyon. Good place to deal drugs from, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 11:21 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 11:25 AM (cF8AT)
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