March 28, 2014

Milestone: After Months of Faking and Hiding Numbers, Obama Administration Celebrates Its Proudest Moment in Fake Obamacare Numbers
— Ace

This is the pinnacle.

Celebrating Another Phony Obamacare Milestone

By David Hogberg

This week, the Department of Health and Human Services reported that enrollment in the ObamaCare exchanges had reached 6 million.


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There are still plenty of things we don’t know about enrollment, which makes today’s announcement highly suspect. The most important question is: how many people have not paid their first premium? The New York Times reports that number may be as high as 20 percent. If so, then true enrollment would be closer to 4.8 million. This matters if for no other reason than it allows the Administration to claim success. If the true number is 6 million, then Administration lackeys will say, “Hey, look how close we got to 7 million.” However, if it’s under 5 million, they won’t have much to cheer about. Indeed, it’s fodder for critics. Although it’s pretty clear that the Administration has this information, don’t count on them releasing it, especially if it isn’t good. Rather, will have to wait until insurers start releasing their numbers.

Another important matter we donÂ’t know is how many persons who were previously uninsured have signed up on the exchanges. Estimates vary from 10 percent to 35 percent. If we assume that there are 6 million enrollees (based on the previous paragraph, thatÂ’s a very generous assumption), then the number of uninsured who now have coverage via the exchanges ranges from 600,000 to 2.1 million.

Actually, depending on how many of those who had their insurance cancelled choose to now remain uninsured, Hogberg figures Obamacare could actually be a "wash" -- net zero -- as far providing coverage to the population. If those who had insurance, and who are now going without, equal that number the uninsured now insured (or "insured"), then Obamacare would have had a net zero impact on the population of the insured.

Except, of course, for creating a constituency of dependents for Obama.

Just a lesson for all of you:

With hard work, with grit and guts: you too can fake great things. All it takes is a bit of brio, a pliant media, and an HHS Secretary who doesn't know any of the numbers except the ones she's come to advertise.


Posted by: Ace at 08:36 AM | Comments (362)
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1 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at March 28, 2014 08:37 AM (PYAXX)

2 I can't wait to see the lines at the new "Illegal alien only" obamacare processing centers in Cali.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2014 08:38 AM (IXrOn)

3 I'm reminded of a line I loved in Dredd: "That's not borderline. She failed."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at March 28, 2014 08:38 AM (PYAXX)

4 I gained 20 lbs last year. I lost 20 lbs this year.

Using Obamacare math, I am now 20 lbs lighter than I was last year.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 28, 2014 08:38 AM (0LHZx)

5 The only thing that matters is that the R's believe it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 28, 2014 08:40 AM (47IEJ)

6 Grim milestone.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2014 08:40 AM (fOLwM)

7 So many Captain Bullshits on the deck of the SS Obamanation...

Posted by: ParisParamus (@ParisParamus) at March 28, 2014 08:40 AM (CHxj6)

8 My question for the regime is this, "How many of these 6 million enrollees were previously unisured and how many have paid premium?"

Posted by: Misanthopic Humanitarian at March 28, 2014 08:40 AM (HVff2)

9 Next, 400,000 jobs created by Obamacare in April on top of the 33,000,000 jobs saved in the Biden-Peolosi melted minds.

Posted by: Angel with a sword at March 28, 2014 08:40 AM (hpgw1)

10 oh, and by the time this 'The Pope is a Democrat' campaign is over, obama will be declared the "first black Catholic president."

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 28, 2014 08:41 AM (47IEJ)

11 All of the above, plus $1 trillion of taxpayer dollars to do it.



Posted by: EC at March 28, 2014 08:42 AM (GQ8sn)

12 Nothin' to be proud of, Russ.

Posted by: Chevy at March 28, 2014 08:42 AM (gOoFi)

13 Riffing on the 80's songs meme.....

Would I lie to you.....
Would I lie to you honey.
Now would I say something that wasnt tru
Im asking you sugar .... would I Li-i-i-i-i-i-ie to you.....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 28, 2014 08:42 AM (nELVU)

14 $1 Trillion?  Try 2 Trillion over 10 years!

Posted by: ParisParamus (@ParisParamus) at March 28, 2014 08:42 AM (CHxj6)

15 And there's Rush, as usual, repeating my words right after I type them on AoS.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 28, 2014 08:42 AM (47IEJ)

16 The most important question is: how many people have not paid their first premium? Um, all?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2014 08:42 AM (ndIek)

17 We're losing 500 million jobs a week!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 28, 2014 08:43 AM (Aif/5)

18 Your move, Senator Cruz.

Posted by: Mr. Powerstroke Super Duty 4X4 King Ranch Edition at March 28, 2014 08:43 AM (LSJmV)

19 I like one headline I saw.

Obama Administration reach Milestone of Forcing Under Penalty of Law 6 Million Into Exchanges.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 28, 2014 08:43 AM (IV4od)

20 Since we went to a cost sharing ministry instead of traditional insurance, count my family of 6 among the previously insured and no uninsured. It's strangely liberating.

Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2014 08:43 AM (hFL/3)

21 The number of idiots signed up means nothing...the number of idiots who actually PAY anything means everything. Paris is right, I say bullshit.

Posted by: IrishEd at March 28, 2014 08:44 AM (bfm04)

22 as someone who HAD insurance, then had it cancelled, THEN got to
buy it again at a HIGHER cost...Ich danke dir Obama!! When will they
ever get called out on the fabrications/adjustments/lies, hmm?

Posted by: Geezer der Mensch at March 28, 2014 08:44 AM (6aFlV)

23 Do those who 'enroll' and end up on medicaid count in that six mil?

Posted by: Joshua Smithsen at March 28, 2014 08:44 AM (TC8sE)

24 They're also still using the "if someone puts a plan in their shopping cart, they're covered" method of counting, as far as I know. They never announced that they were changing that metric.

Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2014 08:44 AM (hFL/3)

25 What fake Nobel Peace Prizes, we cashed the checks.

Posted by: Al Gore and Barack obama at March 28, 2014 08:44 AM (Ls+QM)

26 I once saw a screen shot of the Obamacare website. Close enough- enrolled.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 28, 2014 08:44 AM (SY2Kh)

27 Since we went to a cost sharing ministry instead of traditional insurance, count my family of 6 among the previously insured and no uninsured. It's strangely liberating. Stickin' it to da mannnnnnnn!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2014 08:44 AM (ndIek)

28 And now you find yourself in '82 The disco hot spots hold no charm for you You can't concern yourself with bigger things You catch the pearl and ride the dragon's wings It was the heat of the moment Telling me what your heart meant Heat of the moment shone in your eyes

Posted by: Citizen X at March 28, 2014 08:44 AM (7ObY1)

29 I'm guessing the number of people who haven't paid is around 47%

Posted by: X at March 28, 2014 08:45 AM (KHo8t)

30 From the sidebar: Jeremiah Denton, retired Admiral, former Senator and Vietnam era POW passes away. "In the first, orchestrated by the North Vietnamese as propaganda and broadcast in the United States in 1966, he appeared in his prison uniform and blinked the word “torture” in Morse code — a secret message to U.S. military intelligence for which he later received the Navy Cross." RIP

Posted by: ExSnipe at March 28, 2014 08:45 AM (LKJt3)

31 Any chance same person has two accounts/"baskets" to further fake the stats?

Posted by: ParisParamus (@ParisParamus) at March 28, 2014 08:45 AM (CHxj6)

32 Yes, Joshua, that number includes Medicaid enrollees.

Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2014 08:45 AM (hFL/3)

33 Ace do you write slogans for despair.com? The first sentence of your last paragraph would make a great despair poster!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 28, 2014 08:45 AM (RZ8pf)

34 And even if someone paid the premium this month, how many will end up not paying it next month or the month after that. This shit ain't cheap and I can easily see people fucking it off after a few months.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 28, 2014 08:45 AM (oFCZn)

35 Do those who 'enroll' and end up on medicaid count in that six mil?

Posted by: Joshua Smithsen at March 28, 2014 12:44 PM (TC8sE)


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Yup..... 


.... provided ..... of course..... they're not just making shit up out of whole cloth.... then rounding up.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 28, 2014 08:45 AM (nELVU)

36 Another fake number, 26. Oh wait, that one is real and its the percentage of people who say they support Obamacare in a new AP poll. http://tinyurl.com/p573686

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2014 08:46 AM (g1DWB)

37 Democrats don't quite grasp the difference between 'net' and 'gross'

Posted by: phreshone at March 28, 2014 08:46 AM (kFxpe)

38 If we assume that there are 6 million enrollees

Why the fuckity-fuck would we fucking do that?

This administration has never demonstrated the smallest amount of integrity. You would have to be a flaming asshole to take anything they offer at face value.

Fuck that fucking fuck.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at March 28, 2014 08:46 AM (AA6QE)

39 In Mass anyone who went to the website was put on Mass Health (Medicaid). 50,000 fake people.

Posted by: Al Gore and Barack obama at March 28, 2014 08:46 AM (Ls+QM)

40 I  enrolled  my  cat,  the  cheap  bastard  still  hasn't  paid  the  premium.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 28, 2014 08:46 AM (rXcBX)

41 She's Valley Girl, fer sher fer sher She's a Valley Girl, and there is no cure

Posted by: Citizen X at March 28, 2014 08:46 AM (7ObY1)

42 Takin' "metrics" to a world far, far removed from reality!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 28, 2014 08:47 AM (HsTG8)

43 This shit ain't cheap and I can easily see people fucking it off after a few months. 

+100 Dack

And then the shit will hit the second fan

Posted by: phreshone at March 28, 2014 08:47 AM (kFxpe)

44 I never said that!

Posted by: Hairy Reed at March 28, 2014 08:47 AM (Aif/5)

45 We're losing 500 million jobs a week! Posted by: Nancy ------------------------------ It is now necessary to import Mexicans just to sustain the rate of job loss. Otherwise, we just wouldn't have the population to support it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 28, 2014 08:47 AM (aDwsi)

46 Any chance same person has two accounts/"baskets" to further fake the stats?

Posted by: ParisParamus (@ParisParamus) at March 28, 2014 12:45 PM (CHxj6)


------


Sebelius - "565,325 "Heywood Jablowme's???""


Barrack - "Count em."

Posted by: fixerupper at March 28, 2014 08:47 AM (nELVU)

47

Ace wrote, "With hard work, with grit and guts: you too can fake great things. All it takes is a bit of brio, a pliant media, and a Health and Human Services Secretary who doesn't know any of the numbers except the ones she's come to advertise."

 

I love the word 'brio' but never seem to find the opportunity to use it in a sentence, kind of like Darryl Hannah's character in the second Kill Bill movie with the word 'gargantuan'.

 

Posted by: troyriser at March 28, 2014 08:47 AM (2jF2B)

48 26 I once saw a screen shot of the Obamacare website. Close enough- enrolled. Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 28, 2014 12:44 PM (SY2Kh) Actually, isn't that the story of OBama?

Posted by: Misanthopic Humanitarian at March 28, 2014 08:48 AM (HVff2)

49 The most important question is: how many people have not paid their first premium?


I think an even more important question is have many are still paying after 6 months?  Especially those that aren't eligible for subsidies or have a medical condition that makes paying the premiums worth it.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 28, 2014 08:48 AM (Vv4Go)

50 Democrats are just gross...   they got Marxist cooties.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2014 08:48 AM (IHAZk)

51 Obamacare sucks and we will do nothing about it. Vote for us!

Posted by: The GOP at March 28, 2014 08:49 AM (C85dX)

52 The libtard blogs are pushing this relentlessly.  But don;t dare ask how many of those were previously uninsured.

"Except, of course, for creating a constituency of dependents for Obama."

And, that was the whole point of this, wasn't it?  Any proposal the GOP has to repeal of replace Obam,acare will be met with:  and put millions of people out of Medicaid????

Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at March 28, 2014 08:49 AM (Z7PrM)

53 37 Democrats don't quite grasp the difference between 'net' and 'gross' Posted by: phreshone at March 28, 2014 12:46 PM (kFxpe) Sure they do - "Net" is the only thing Barky hits with his wizard-like roundball shots. "Gross" is Sarah Palin carrying Trig to term and giving birth.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 28, 2014 08:49 AM (HsTG8)

54 I'm a pioneer!

Posted by: Chad Henderson - Cockjockey at March 28, 2014 08:49 AM (LSJmV)

55 34 And even if someone paid the premium this month, how many will end up not paying it next month or the month after that. This shit ain't cheap and I can easily see people fucking it off after a few months. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 28, 2014 12:45 PM (oFCZn) The thing is, I've seen lots of reports from people who have tried to unenroll, who can't. The website won't process their cancellations, and they continue to take the premiums out of their bank account. You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 28, 2014 08:49 AM (oMKp3)

56 Ace - How are you feeling today?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, Always the Voice of Well-reasoned Concern at March 28, 2014 08:49 AM (aDwsi)

57 What proof do we have that this number is based on anything at all? Someone said, "yeah six million sounds good" so they went with it.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 28, 2014 08:50 AM (P1Tw6)

58 The R's are gonna be soooooooo against obamacare... in October. woo hoo!

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 28, 2014 08:50 AM (47IEJ)

59 >>Ace - How are you feeling today? Who cares? He has Obamacare now.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2014 08:50 AM (g1DWB)

60 Paltrow: Moms who work 9-5 have it easier than me! Yes, she really said this.

Posted by: Pug-De-Da! at March 28, 2014 08:50 AM (vFh9Q)

61 My hard life drove me to name my son Apple.

Posted by: Gwen Paltrow at March 28, 2014 08:51 AM (Aif/5)

62 THE BALLS ON THESE GUYS!

Posted by: toby928© at March 28, 2014 08:52 AM (QupBk)

63 Liars lie. It's all they do.

Posted by: backhoe at March 28, 2014 08:52 AM (ULH4o)

64 We are seeking fish delicious 
Filet-O-Fish 
So ridiculicious 
Filet-O-Fish 
We are craving crave-o-licious 
Filet-O-Fish 
Much more than delicious 
It's Filet-O-Fish delicious

Posted by: john01 at March 28, 2014 08:52 AM (ukNFU)

65 My hard life drove me to name my son Apple. Posted by: Gwen ----------------------- Hey..., same thing my dad went through.

Posted by: Moon Unit Zappa at March 28, 2014 08:52 AM (aDwsi)

66 Just thought I'd get that out there.

Posted by: john01 at March 28, 2014 08:52 AM (ukNFU)

67 A train leaves St Louis at 9:00 AM heading east at 60 MPH. On the same track at 11:00 AM a train leaves NYC traveling west at 75 MPH. Using the above information determine when secretary Sebelius Will know the number of people that have signed up for the Unaffordable Care Act? Show all work otherwise you will receive no partial credit for incorrect answers.

Posted by: Bueler? Bueler? at March 28, 2014 08:52 AM (fvZcg)

68 How do they know it is 6M? I mean, ask them before, they say they don't know, they don't have systems to report on this stuff. So that means this is total bullshit. Could be 6M, could be 60M, could be 6. They have no idea. So they made up something that sounds good for them.

Posted by: blaster at March 28, 2014 08:53 AM (4+AaH)

69 "provided ..... of course..... they're not just making shit up out of whole cloth.... then rounding up..." Um. Yes.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2014 08:53 AM (gOoFi)

70 Posted by: john01 at March 28, 2014 12:52 PM (ukNFU) Those commercials are making this Lent particularly difficult...

Posted by: AMDG at March 28, 2014 08:53 AM (eFytx)

71 Things I'd like to hear Trey Gowdy say to Kathleen Sebelius......"Yes, those fake numbers sound good, but first...."

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at March 28, 2014 08:53 AM (l2max)

72 Liars lie. It's all they do. Posted by: backhoe ----------------- ..and then, they lie about the lies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 28, 2014 08:53 AM (aDwsi)

73 Democrats don't quite grasp ...

Posted by: phreshone

Amigo, Imma gonna stop you right there. They do.

They just don't care.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at March 28, 2014 08:53 AM (AA6QE)

74 The sequester is going to cost us 270 million jobs.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee or Maxine Waters I Can't Remember Who at March 28, 2014 08:54 AM (hHFOx)

75 ."Yes, those fake numbers sound good, but first...." Posted by: LFW ----------------- rofl

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 28, 2014 08:54 AM (aDwsi)

76 I'm rounding it up to Eleventy....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2014 08:54 AM (gOoFi)

77 Question: what's to stop congress from getting the numbers themselves? I'm talking about litterally showing up to the HHS offices, going to the cubicles of the DB admins and demanding to run some SQL queries of this data? What's to stop them? Being a member if congress, don't they have a right to go anywhere and see anything in the federal government?

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2014 08:54 AM (UyYYt)

78 Yeah, what keeps people from paying now, filing their taxes, and then not paying in May?

Posted by: toby928© at March 28, 2014 08:54 AM (QupBk)

79 5 million rounded up is 6 million.


Posted by: EC at March 28, 2014 08:54 AM (GQ8sn)

80 You gotta have a lot of faith in an administration that says it can manage the health care process for every single man woman and child in this country but they can't even figure out the most basic information like how many people have actually enrolled.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2014 08:55 AM (g1DWB)

81

what's to stop congress from getting the numbers themselves? I'm talking about litterally showing up to the HHS offices, going to the cubicles of the DB admins and demanding to run some SQL queries of this data? What's to stop them? Being a member if congress, don't they have a right to go anywhere and see anything in the federal government?

 

No.  FYNQ.

Posted by: Lois Lerner at March 28, 2014 08:55 AM (JtwS4)

82

It was as if millions of voices cried out and then....kept crying out

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 28, 2014 08:55 AM (nTgAI)

83 60 Paltrow: Moms who work 9-5 have it easier than me!

Yes, she really said this.

Posted by: Pug-De-Da! at March 28, 2014 12:50 PM (vFh9Q)

 

Holy lack of self-awareness, Batman!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2014 08:55 AM (DrWcr)

84 I have it on good authority that the administration is actually being very pessimistic in their estimates.

At least 600 hundred billion people have signed up!

Posted by: Al Gore at March 28, 2014 08:56 AM (78TbK)

85 I can't wait to see the lines at the new "Illegal alien only" obamacare processing centers in Cali. Using Obamacare math, I am now 20 lbs lighter than I was last year. Next, 400,000 jobs created by Obamacare in April on top of the 33,000,000 jobs saved in the Biden-Peolosi melted minds. What's that you said on a website? Obamacare? Let's count that as 3 more enrolled.

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelieus at March 28, 2014 08:56 AM (SY2Kh)

86 Fatass Rachael Ray now shilling for O-Care. Propagandist tools, all of 'em. What burns me up the most about these celebrity propagandists is that THEY will NEVER have to use O-Care. That's just for the peasants.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 28, 2014 08:56 AM (7ObY1)

87 "what's to stop congress from getting the numbers themselves? " Good point. I mean Congress has been so aggressive and successful investigating this crew.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2014 08:56 AM (gOoFi)

88 Paltrow: Moms who work 9-5 have it easier than me! Yes, she really said this.
Posted by: Pug-De-Da! at March 28, 2014 12:50 PM (vFh9Q)

Holy lack of self-awareness, Batman!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2014 12:55 PM (DrWcr)



14 hour days in Paris filming a movie =  First World problems.

Posted by: EC at March 28, 2014 08:56 AM (GQ8sn)

89
DCCC ‏@dccc

BREAKING: #ACA hits 6 MILLION enrolled!!! pic.twitter.com/SsIFkqSEw2


Pic worth the click, as long as you don't have high blood pressure.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 28, 2014 08:57 AM (kdS6q)

90 Kathleen last week, "Gentlemen!  We need to protect our phoney baloney jobs!  You!  Get me some phoney baloney numbers!"

"Harumpf! Harumpf!"

Kathleen, "I didn't hear a harumpf from that guy!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2014 08:57 AM (IHAZk)

91 By the way they do accounting we're all multimillionaires and probably billionaires.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 28, 2014 08:57 AM (pgQxn)

92 Paltrow: Moms who work 9-5 have it easier than me!
***
Who knew picking which see through dress you are wearing to your next big party was such a hard job?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2014 08:57 AM (78TbK)

93 as usual, let me pimp Annie C's latest column in which she is forced to sign up for obamacare. She and dRudge are among the previously covered to become recovered with #404care. Only now, she has to choose between, IIRC, coverage with good hospitals (remember, Ocare now has u use clinics) and preventative treatment. Basically, whatever the numbers are, the actual "insurance" sucks ass.

Posted by: joeindc44 at March 28, 2014 08:57 AM (+JbYP)

94

BOGUS !! 

(19 million fake twitter followers, too) 

Posted by: Bean Counter at March 28, 2014 08:57 AM (jYZt5)

95 "That's just for the peasants." The Cobs in Flyover country.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2014 08:58 AM (gOoFi)

96 Paltrow: Moms who work 9-5 have it easier than me! Yes, she really said this.


When a musician thinks you are out-of-touch, you might have a self-awareness problem

Posted by: phreshone at March 28, 2014 08:58 AM (kFxpe)

97 83 60 Paltrow: Moms who work 9-5 have it easier than me! Yes, she really said this. Posted by: Pug-De-Da! at March 28, 2014 12:50 PM (vFh9Q) Holy lack of self-awareness, Batman! Posted by: Insomniac ------------------- "...acting is as hard as being a military soldier in Afghanistan" - Tom Cruise

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 28, 2014 08:58 AM (aDwsi)

98 Come on guys, with plans like this who wouldn't be rushing to sign up?! Sure you could have bought an catastrophic plan for under $200 with lower deductibles in the past, but this one comes with the knowledge that you're supporting our Historic First Black President! $670/mo 6 enrollees Deducible $12,700/yr Family total $6,350/yr Per individual Out-of-pocket Maximum $12,700/yr Family $6,350/yr Per individual Copayments/Coinsurance: Primary Doctor: $50 Specialist Doctor: No Charge after Deductible Generic Prescription: No Charge after Deductible ER Visit: No Charge after Deductible

Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2014 08:58 AM (hFL/3)

99 Paltrow: Moms who work 9-5 have it easier than me! *** Then quit, and get a 9-5 job. Problem solved.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 28, 2014 08:58 AM (oMKp3)

100 Propagandist tools, all of 'em.

***
If you work with Obama he will take care of you. If you work against him he and his allies will destroy you....so it isn't surprising to see B list celebrities getting the message.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2014 08:58 AM (78TbK)

101 Pic worth the click, as long as you don't have high blood pressure.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 28, 2014 12:57 PM (kdS6q)

 

I hate the JEF's smarmy grin.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2014 08:58 AM (DrWcr)

102 Maybe Racael Ray can use O-Care to do something about those chimp-like titlets.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 28, 2014 08:59 AM (7ObY1)

103 I am guessing that its like a half million people, and about 5.5M sock puppets generated by OFA and BlueStateDigital.

Posted by: blaster at March 28, 2014 08:59 AM (4+AaH)

104
DHS IT guy -  "We have 1.5 million"

DHS Supervisor - "About 2 million"

DHS Underscretary "Halfway to Five Million"

Kathleen Sebelius "Five Million??....  Thats AWESOME"

POTUS - Well.... there's always a few that slip thru the cracks.  "6 MILLION ENROLLED!!!"

Posted by: fixerupper at March 28, 2014 08:59 AM (nELVU)

105 Are copays counted towards the deductible? 

Posted by: EC at March 28, 2014 08:59 AM (GQ8sn)

106 I don't even give them 600k to 2.1M as far as the numbers go. Until I see one single cashed check, I give them zero newly insured. If they could have found a single person who actually signed up they would have paraded them out to the stage. They have thus far only showed a few people who we later found out were lying.

Posted by: UWP at March 28, 2014 08:59 AM (KAmBO)

107 5 million rounded up is 6 million.


Posted by: EC at March 28, 2014 12:54 PM (GQ8sn)


Show some integrity and rspect for the maths:


5,000,001 rounded up is 6,000,000!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 28, 2014 08:59 AM (o3MSL)

108 God I can't wait till my turn comes 'round..   I'm sooooo ready...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 28, 2014 09:00 AM (GjPnA)

109 BREAKING NEWS: Attorney Gen. Eric Holder extends federal recognition to Michigan same-sex marriages despite Gov. Rick Snyder saying the state would not recognize them after a U.S. Court of Appeals ruling put the unions on hold. http://tinyurl.com/lm8p484

Posted by: Citizen X at March 28, 2014 09:00 AM (7ObY1)

110 I am guessing that its like a half million people, and about 5.5M sock puppets generated by OFA and BlueStateDigital.

Are they counting the ones that got enrolled in Medicaid, whether they wanted it or not?

Posted by: HR Go Cyclones! at March 28, 2014 09:00 AM (ZKzrr)

111 Show some integrity and rspect for the maths:
5,000,001 rounded up is 6,000,000!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 28, 2014 12:59 PM (o3MSL)

 

Common Core FTW!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2014 09:00 AM (DrWcr)

112 6 million enrollees, a 7% unemployment rate, no inflation, and a skittle shitting unicorn in every house. And if you believe any of that I have a bridge to nowhere to sell you...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2014 09:00 AM (78TbK)

113 BREAKING: #ACA hits 6 MILLION enrolled!!! pic.twitter.com/SsIFkqSEw2 --------- Ja that is good work. Don't forget to send CNN a warning about explaining the difference between enrolling and signing up though.

Posted by: Goebbels at March 28, 2014 09:01 AM (Aif/5)

114 Maybe Racael Ray can use O-Care to do something about those chimp-like titlets.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 28, 2014 12:59 PM (7ObY1)



Something happened to her voice.  I remember when she sounded like she had a normal voice and not something so hoarse like she had just spent the last hour screaming at a concert.



Posted by: EC at March 28, 2014 09:01 AM (GQ8sn)

115 Maybe the final push came from all those fine folks they signed up outside the Mexican consulates?

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at March 28, 2014 09:01 AM (CGjum)

116 Desean Jackson just released Eagles. Apparently he's a Crop. Or a semi rip.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 28, 2014 09:01 AM (ZshNr)

117 Are they counting the ones that got enrolled in Medicaid, whether they wanted it or not? Posted by: HR Go Cyclones! at March 28, 2014 01:00 PM (ZKzrr) That reminds me, is NDH around? I meant to ask her about that the other day and completely forgot.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2014 09:01 AM (da5Wo)

118 Posted by: HR Go Cyclones! at March 28, 2014 01:00 PM (ZKzrr) I think all Medicaid sign ups are included in that 6 million figure. So there are maybe 12 people paying their own way, and the rest are welfare cases, courtesy of you.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 28, 2014 09:02 AM (oMKp3)

119 I would like to say I am very happy with my Obamacare, as are all of my brothers who have the same given name.

Posted by: Doodad Pro at March 28, 2014 09:02 AM (78TbK)

120 99 Paltrow: Moms who work 9-5 have it easier than me! *** Then quit, and get a 9-5 job. Problem solved. Posted by: grammie winger at March 28, 2014 12:58 PM (oMKp3) No discernible and productive skillsÂ… * sigh *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 28, 2014 09:02 AM (HsTG8)

121 Crips. Man, this tablet just won't shut up with it's stupid corrections.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 28, 2014 09:02 AM (ZshNr)

122
I wonder how many of these "six million" are sock-puppet sign-ups: that is, phony signups generated by 'bots.

Does that sound too brazen to be possible? If so, I ask: is *anything* too brazen for the regime?

Posted by: Brown Line at March 28, 2014 09:03 AM (VrNoa)

123 I seen A Bit of Brio open up for Lovin' Spoonful in '68.....

Posted by: wytshus at March 28, 2014 09:03 AM (DErq5)

124 115 Maybe the final push came from all those fine folks they signed up outside the Mexican consulates?

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at March 28, 2014 01:01 PM (CGjum)

 

Somebody's got to pay for their tuberculosis treatment, after all.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2014 09:03 AM (DrWcr)

125 Ace, oh silly Ace, you silly little mass murdering ewok. These people never judge themselves based on what actually transpired. No, they judge themselves based on what they say they did, and what they say they'll do in the future. That is like me claiming that I shagged Gisele Bündchen and Miranda Kerr back in the day, and that I'll do the same with Adriana Lima and Bar Refaeli in the future.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at March 28, 2014 09:03 AM (1hM1d)

126 >>Are they counting the ones that got enrolled in Medicaid, whether they wanted it or not? Yes. This number includes people who signed up for Medicaid and does not give any breakdown on age or other demographic detail. It also doesn't net out how many of these people are the same ones who had their old plans cancelled (and may have been able to get them back) or how many have paid. Its a joke.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2014 09:03 AM (g1DWB)

127 Crips. Man, this tablet just won't shut up with it's stupid corrections. Posted by: Lincolntf ---------------- The tablet is probably a gang member

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 28, 2014 09:04 AM (aDwsi)

128 Dear Gwen, thank Twitter for proving at the speed of electrons you are a Twit.

Did you know in the old days at Hollywood when the studios owned their stars, 20 hour days were seen.  Even Judy Garland got hit by those type days.

So Gwen how is you choosing to star in a movie with long shoots even comparable to the old studio days.

Go prance around while your expensive personal chef fixes up your expensive locally bought organic lunch.

Meanwhile real Moms will be fixing sandwiches and helping their children.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2014 09:04 AM (IHAZk)

129 "105 Are copays counted towards the deductible" I think it depends on the plan. Of course, you'd have to go the doctor 250 times a year to hit the deductible for the plan I posted, so...yeah. Oh, and btw, Minute Clinic charges 70 bucks for basic medical care like an ear infection or a few stitches. Let's see 670/month but "save" $20 when you go to the doctor? Woohooo! Sign me the fuck up!

Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2014 09:04 AM (hFL/3)

130 I know all about fake numbers - B told me he was 10" ...

Posted by: Reggie Love at March 28, 2014 09:04 AM (vHRtU)

131 Paltrow: Moms who work 9-5 have it easier than me!

Oh yes, Ms Paltrow works very hard. She tries to remind me what to cook most nights. And she even tries to at least say hi to her maid once a week...as long at she doesn't look Ms Paltrow in the eyes. She really doesn't like that.

Posted by: Paltrow's Chef at March 28, 2014 09:04 AM (78TbK)

132
GA House Dem Caucus ‏@GAHouseDems

8.5 million private sector jobs have been created since the Affordable Care Act was enacted. #ACA



Oh what the heck, let's just round that up to 9 million. Ok, call it 10.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 28, 2014 09:05 AM (kdS6q)

133 how many of the "6 million" are Mexican citizens?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 28, 2014 09:05 AM (47IEJ)

134 Hey, you h8ters. I had to marry a guy in a Radiohead knock-off band. I didn't even get a member of the real Radiohead. #FirstWorldProblems

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 28, 2014 09:05 AM (7ObY1)

135 With hard work, with grit and guts: you too can fake great things Tell me about it, I fake orgasms every night for my johns.

Posted by: St Sandra at March 28, 2014 09:05 AM (0FSuD)

136 So 26 percent believe this shit.

Posted by: RWC at March 28, 2014 09:05 AM (fWAjv)

137 As I've always said, the effectuated coverage numbers are all that matters - any exchange reporting "enrollees" is...straight-up lying.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at March 28, 2014 09:05 AM (BCTnr)

138

I've signed up for Obama Care 17,251 times.

 

It is like the dead voting democrat,  I thought everyone knew that.

Posted by: The Obvious Sock at March 28, 2014 09:05 AM (W6iIX)

139 138 I've signed up for Obama Care 17,251 times. Yep, there's a fuck-ton of that going on everywhere I'm aware of.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at March 28, 2014 09:06 AM (BCTnr)

140 Hmmm, let's see... How does Common Core math work? Goal (aka The Promise): Insure 40 million uninsured How do we get there knowing the following: a. Spending $1Trillion dollars insures 1 million pregnant illegal aliens b. 1 million pregnant illegals give birth to 1 million new uninsured c. Spend $500Billion in advertising at Univision. d. How much will it cost US citizens to pay for the 40 million uninsured?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2014 09:06 AM (IXrOn)

141 That's cute. But to be better liars-who-lie they shoulda said "since obamacare became law" instead of enacted. Because, unless I'm mistaken, obamacare was just 'enacted' last October.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 28, 2014 09:07 AM (47IEJ)

142 As if bologna a la Moocher isn't crappy enough -- Obama's cranking out phony baloney quicker than The Simpsons kids of Springfield ISD can eat. We don't need no education/ pink floyd From "Words, just words" to "Numbers, what numbers?"

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 28, 2014 09:07 AM (/vO0r)

143 132 GA House Dem Caucus ‏@GAHouseDems 8.5 million private sector jobs have been created since the Affordable Care Act was enacted. #ACA on what planet?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 28, 2014 09:07 AM (oMKp3)

144 Harry Reid is a crook. While illegally funneling campaign contributions to his granddaughter, he omitted her surname. Cause it's the same as his. He did this to avoid detection. Mens rea, bitches.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 28, 2014 09:08 AM (ZPrif)

145
"Are they counting the ones that got enrolled in Medicaid, whether they wanted it or not?"

Yes.
Posted by: JackStraw



Nope. Per:

The numbers also don't include individuals who have enrolled in Medicaid, which was expanded in many states to individuals who earn up to 133 percent of the poverty level. They also don't count those who have purchased insurance directly from a private insurance company but will be included in the overall risk pool.

http://tinyurl.com/lf7ea4l

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 28, 2014 09:08 AM (kdS6q)

146 I love the word 'brio' but never seem to find the opportunity to use it in a sentence, kind of like Darryl Hannah's character in the second Kill Bill movie with the word 'gargantuan'.

Hmm, "I submitted that change request with brio," just doesn't have the right tone to it.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 28, 2014 09:08 AM (IoTdl)

147 Then quit, and get a 9-5 job. It's about The Art. She cannot deny herself to the world, tough as it may be.

Posted by: toby928© at March 28, 2014 09:08 AM (QupBk)

148  And how come I have no faith that the GOPe will nominate someone who will take care of all family business related to Obamacare in 2016?

Posted by: Michael Corleone at March 28, 2014 09:08 AM (kFxpe)

149

Judy Murray, Mom of tennis ace Andy Murray, makes a habit of trolling yoko ono

 

 

 

 

 

Hours before, Ono had tweeted: 'Think PEACE, Act PEACE, Spread PEACE and tell your friends to IMAGINE PEACE'.

 

 

 

 

 

To which Murray, from Dunblane, replied: 'Mmm.  Give us PEACE springs to mind'.

 

 

 

 

 

 

When Ono tweeted: 'Send a friend a photo that says "Smile" or a picture, a story or a piece of pie, but specify it's a smile ur passing on', Murray tweeted back: 'Yes dear'.



Posted by: thunderb at March 28, 2014 09:08 AM (zOTsN)

150 Raum's bro Ezekiel Emmanuel on Obamacare morning's Drudge link

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 28, 2014 09:08 AM (/vO0r)

151 And how many identities were stolen by 404Care navigators and enrolled multiple times.  Well besides the ones residing in Democrat owned very extended care rest homes, usually referred to Chicago Public Cematary #1.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2014 09:08 AM (IHAZk)

152 "Brio" usually only pops up in classical music directions. Allegro con brio

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 28, 2014 09:09 AM (7ObY1)

153 Chili con brio?

Posted by: HR Go Cyclones! at March 28, 2014 09:09 AM (ZKzrr)

154 Crips. Man, this tablet just won't shut up with it's stupid corrections. Posted by: Lincolntf ---------------- The tablet is probably a gang member Posted by: Mike Hammer When it draws Blood, you'll know.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2014 09:09 AM (ndIek)

155 Open letter to Gwyneth http://tinyurl.com/oroskzf "After I get home from work, I’m full of energy and ready to cook dinner using one of the recipes you post on your lifestyle Web site, Goop: slow-cooked kale, pancetta and bread crumbs, anyone? After that, I’ll go to yoga, spend a few hours meditating and maybe do some online shopping, picking up a pair of $350 white leopard-printed short-shorts via Goop in preparation for the ‘spring break’ I’ll take with my husband and son. "If there’s one thing I look good in after having a child, it’s short-shorts.”

Posted by: RWC at March 28, 2014 09:09 AM (fWAjv)

156 "'How to Poo on a Date': The quirky guide to romance that's become an Amazon sensation" Daily Mail. Today. You all are welcome.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2014 09:09 AM (gOoFi)

157 Without Gwen Paltrow in Ironman, the movies would... a) improve b) remain the same c) be worse

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 28, 2014 09:10 AM (47IEJ)

158

Hey bro, you like those fake O-Care sign ups?

 

Just check out this fake money I'm printinig

Posted by: The FED at March 28, 2014 09:10 AM (W6iIX)

159 In response to Ono's suggestion: 'Get a telephone that only echoes back your voice.  Call every day and talk about many things', Murray wrote: 'First sign of madness'

Posted by: thunderb at March 28, 2014 09:10 AM (zOTsN)

160 I fucked that toaster with brio

Posted by: Citizen X at March 28, 2014 09:10 AM (7ObY1)

161
Planned Parenthood ‏@ppvotesct

2014: the year of the #IUD? Thanks to #ACA women can get the contraception they need & want without cost sharing.




#Tramps

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 28, 2014 09:10 AM (kdS6q)

162 The number I want to see? How many of these actually went on Medicaid... and how many are getting a subsidy... ie.... how much larger has the Free Shit Electorate become... (I will not call them an Army... I have too much respect for the military for that).

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 28, 2014 09:11 AM (84gbM)

163 Hours before, Ono had tweeted: 'Think PEACE, Act PEACE, Spread PEACE and tell your friends to IMAGINE PEACE'. VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2014 09:11 AM (ndIek)

164
a) improve

Posted by: HR Go Cyclones! at March 28, 2014 09:11 AM (ZKzrr)

165 2014: the year of the #IUD? Thanks to #ACA women can get the contraception they need want without cost sharing.


They have no idea what "cost sharing" means.


Posted by: EC at March 28, 2014 09:11 AM (GQ8sn)

166 We should do a "Useless Women In Movies Who Drag Down Movies" thread. I call it the Daryl Hannah In Wall Street conundrum.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 28, 2014 09:11 AM (47IEJ)

167 "1. SECRECY: Never say precisely what you are going to do." Unbeknownst to me, "I've gotta take a dump" is not proper date rhetoric for the subject. You're supposed to act like a spy with a secret here.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2014 09:11 AM (gOoFi)

168 /sock

Posted by: The Obvious Sock at March 28, 2014 09:11 AM (W6iIX)

169 slow-cooked kale, pancetta and bread crumbs, Ditch the kale and the breadcrumbs and throw that pancetta on a heaping plate of pasta. Now we're talkin'.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 28, 2014 09:11 AM (7ObY1)

170 151 And how many identities were stolen by 404Care navigators and enrolled multiple times. I heard a report this week that the major target of identity theft is not credit cards, but medical identity theft. Something like 47% of all identity theft is medical- related.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 28, 2014 09:12 AM (oMKp3)

171 Paltrow: Moms who work 9-5 have it easier than me! When you have a really low IQ, life is really, really hard.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2014 09:12 AM (IXrOn)

172 I fucked that toaster with brio

Posted by: Citizen X at March 28, 2014 01:10 PM (7ObY1)

 

Now that's some funny shit right there.

Posted by: troyriser at March 28, 2014 09:12 AM (2jF2B)

173 166 We should do a "Useless Women In Movies Who Drag Down Movies" thread. Ashley "Puffy" Judd!!!

Posted by: Citizen X at March 28, 2014 09:12 AM (7ObY1)

174 Ditch the kale and the breadcrumbs and throw that pancetta on a heaping plate of pasta.

OOoh yeah!  I love carbonarra.


Posted by: EC at March 28, 2014 09:12 AM (GQ8sn)

175 "2. INTIMACY: Always go alone." No matter how good of an idea it seems at the time, don't bring the date with on this one.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2014 09:13 AM (gOoFi)

176

Andy Murrays mom could be an ette

Posted by: thunderb at March 28, 2014 09:13 AM (zOTsN)

177 My daughter was previously insured with a cheap catastrophic care policy. It had a $10K deductible but paid 100% after that up to 2 million. Cost her $43/mo at first; after Obama insisted she pay for things she doesn't want, it went up to $72. Still, it was what a young, healthy girl needed as INSURANCE against catastrophe. She could borrow/negotiate up to $10K, if disaster struck. Obamacare would cost her $178/mo. with a $3000 deductible. The lower deductible means NOTHING to her since her routine out-of-pocket expenses are under $500. Screw that. She WILL NOT buy it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 28, 2014 09:13 AM (dfYL9)

178 A bit O/T:

Heard the House Rep Leadership and 25 Rep
congressmen are heading to Amelia Island for conclave on how to beat back conservatives.

Perhaps next weekend.

Anybody out there know about this and/or the names of the 25?

Posted by: NCwoof at March 28, 2014 09:13 AM (aUQgu)

179 Ashley "Puffy" Judd!!!


Oh, fuck.  She's gonna be in my city tonight, isn't she?

Posted by: HR Go Cyclones! at March 28, 2014 09:13 AM (ZKzrr)

180 3. INVISIBILITY: Make sure nobody sees you enter or come out. More of that spy shit I referred to earlier.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2014 09:13 AM (gOoFi)

181 Without Gwen Paltrow in Ironman, the movies would... a) improve b) remain the same c) be worse Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 28, 2014 01:10 PM (47IEJ) Improve.... 1. She is too tall for him as a romantic interest... looks weird... 2. She it too whiney to be running Stark Enterprises. 3. Just don't see how her as a Super Hero... now that they gave her super powers... what will her name be??? WhineGirl?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 28, 2014 09:14 AM (84gbM)

182 Laurie David's Cervix at March 28, 2014 01:08 PM (kdS6 Ah, I stand corrected. They used to include the Medicaid number. But since the only thing we have is this administrations word I think I'll wait to see the real numbers.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2014 09:14 AM (g1DWB)

183 How to poo on a date??? Who wrote this crap, Martin Bashir?

Posted by: Citizen X at March 28, 2014 09:14 AM (7ObY1)

184 175 "2. INTIMACY: Always go alone."



No matter how good of an idea it seems at the time, don't bring the date with on this one.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2014 01:13 PM (gOoFi)

 

Sometimes you need a spotter.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2014 09:14 AM (DrWcr)

185 "8.5 million private sector jobs have been created since the Affordable Care Act was enacted. #ACA" Wait, first of all those are two completely unrelated pieces of information. "1 BILLION JOBS created since Lincoln's Assassination! " Second of all, let's look at those numbers, shall we? 8.5 million jobs added since ACA was enacted? Google tells me it was signed on March 23, 2010. So let's toss out a few days and say it's been exactly 4 years. 96 months. 8.5 million/96 = 88,541 jobs added per month. On average we need at least 100K jobs/month to keep up with population growth. So, since Obamacare was signed, the economy has actually lost 1,100,064 jobs. Thanks, Obama!

Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2014 09:14 AM (hFL/3)

186 Brio is so hot, I did him on our first date.

Posted by: Moxie at March 28, 2014 09:15 AM (JtwS4)

187 So basically we're a country run by lying fucks under a marxist fuck that was elected by stupid fucks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2014 09:15 AM (FMbng)

188 4. SILENCE: DonÂ’t give any indication upon your return as to whatÂ’s just occurred. More of that secret shit I referred to earlier.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2014 09:15 AM (gOoFi)

189 of course, Ms Murray is now accused of being a cyber bully

Posted by: thunderb at March 28, 2014 09:15 AM (zOTsN)

190 HERS - Not trendy or enviro-friendly enough for Gwen Paltrow...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2014 09:15 AM (IHAZk)

191 We should do a "Useless Women In Movies Who Drag Down Movies" thread.

I call it the Daryl Hannah In Wall Street conundrum.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Posted by: Jackson Browne at March 28, 2014 09:15 AM (pgQxn)

192 The numbers also don't include individuals who have enrolled in Medicaid, which was expanded in many states to individuals who earn up to 133 percent of the poverty level. They also don't count those who have purchased insurance directly from a private insurance company but will be included in the overall risk pool. Again, I don't think these numbers include anything because they are simply made up. They don't know.

Posted by: blaster at March 28, 2014 09:15 AM (4+AaH)

193 "'How to Poo on a Date': The quirky guide to romance that's become an Amazon sensation"

Daily Mail. Today.

Apparently it's a thing with some women to take multiple little poops during the day.  So they're in and out in about the same time regardless of what they're doing in there.


Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 28, 2014 09:16 AM (o4Xc4)

194 Wait, Noah commercials are claiming that no liberties were taken with the story ... and Giant Rock People?

WTFFSIT?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at March 28, 2014 09:16 AM (AA6QE)

195 5. IDENTITY: Come back in the exact same configuration you left in. Do not come back looking like somebody else.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2014 09:16 AM (gOoFi)

196 of course, Ms Murray will not be able to tell her detractors that they shouldnt be able to call her a Bully

Posted by: thunderb at March 28, 2014 09:16 AM (zOTsN)

197 We should do a "Useless Women In Movies Who Drag Down Movies" thread.



Titanic should be number one.


Posted by: EC at March 28, 2014 09:16 AM (GQ8sn)

198 2. INTIMACY: Always go alone. Ha ha! **clap clap** Wipers!

Posted by: toby928© at March 28, 2014 09:16 AM (QupBk)

199 "Excuse me for a few minutes, I feel a deuce drop coming on.."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 28, 2014 09:17 AM (aDwsi)

200 6. SECURITY: DonÂ’t reveal any clues that could give away the purpose of your mission. This is like 007 shit here.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2014 09:17 AM (gOoFi)

201 So, since Obamacare was signed, the economy has actually lost 1,100,064 jobs.

And the hourly employees who took a reduction in weekly hours still count as "have jobs" even with the up-to 27.5% cut in weekly wages.

Posted by: HR Go Cyclones! at March 28, 2014 09:17 AM (ZKzrr)

202 EC, well yes Leonardo really did drag that movie down...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2014 09:17 AM (IHAZk)

203

So this same goverment that can build a NSA program to collect all Email's, phone calls, phone call content, tests, ect.

 

this same fookin government can't build a functional web page or one that can keep track of sign ups and who pays.......

 

 

right......

Posted by: The Obvious Sock at March 28, 2014 09:17 AM (W6iIX)

204
The number I want to see? How many of these actually went on Medicaid... and how many are getting a subsidy...
Posted by: Romeo13



FWIW:

Truthiest ‏@tmtweetz

6.6 mill on exchange, 3 mill 26 kids on parents' plan, 10 mill on Mcaid exp. 20 mill ensured by #ACA.

But, then again -- "ensured"...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 28, 2014 09:17 AM (kdS6q)

205 Yankee One Dollar Closing Remaining Stores Due to Obamacare thank obamacare! legalinsurrection

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2014 09:17 AM (IXrOn)

206 More of that secret shit I referred to earlier. ISWYDT

Posted by: toby928© at March 28, 2014 09:17 AM (QupBk)

207 7. SPEED: Never be away for more than five minutes, to avoid all suspicion A man's gotta take his time. Don't want to blow out an O ring or anything.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2014 09:18 AM (gOoFi)

208 Oh, if people only knew how fucked up these exchanges were...sigh. [--------redacted due to NDA--------] I mean, fuck. Seriously? Sigh...

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at March 28, 2014 09:18 AM (BCTnr)

209 Thanks, Obama! Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2014 01:14 PM (hFL/3) They meant 8.5 million per day since ACA was passed.

Posted by: RWC at March 28, 2014 09:18 AM (fWAjv)

210 Apparently it's a thing with some women to take multiple little poops during the day.


I can't speak for the ettes, and maybe their intestines are different, but when I go I don't stop until it's all gone.  I don't poop out a little piece, then pinch it off and save the rest for the next appointment in an hour.  That just sounds highly inefficient.


Posted by: EC at March 28, 2014 09:18 AM (GQ8sn)

211 Again, I don't think these numbers include anything because they are simply made up. They don't know. Doesn't really matter. This is the number that will get bleated on the nightly news, forever.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 28, 2014 09:18 AM (oMKp3)

212 8. COMPOSURE: Never show how you feel. Do not walk to the toilet with your buttocks clenched, for example. Never let them see you sweat.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2014 09:19 AM (gOoFi)

213 Sandra Berhard..., in anything. Slam-dunk buzz kill. Worse really.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 28, 2014 09:19 AM (aDwsi)

214 Who wants to be pooping out Bidens all day long.  Drop the Moochelle and be done with it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2014 09:19 AM (IHAZk)

215 Are copays counted towards the deductible? In case no one else answered this: no. Copays do not count toward your deductible.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at March 28, 2014 09:19 AM (PYAXX)

216 Remember when airline pilot used to be a glamorous, well-paying job? Now, entry-level pilots make like $30k a year. Next up? Doctors. I tell the pre-med kids to go into law or learn to push drugs.

Posted by: tangonine at March 28, 2014 09:19 AM (x3YFz)

217 The secret poop under-thread is curiously appropriate to the major theme.

Posted by: toby928© at March 28, 2014 09:19 AM (QupBk)

218 how about that dummy in Star Wars? She was useless.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 28, 2014 09:20 AM (47IEJ)

219 I had a perfectly good health insurance plan that cost ~$600 / mo with a high ded, etc etc. It is now $908 / mo thanks to OCare and the deductible doubled ($13K). In 14 years on this plan I have never met the deductible. Never. Closest was ~$5K one year. I am seriously thinking of dropping coverage, banking the $11K of premiums and not looking back. Any reason not to?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 28, 2014 09:20 AM (R5UOB)

220 Not exactly sure what all the fuss is about. ObamaCare was passed using deception and lies, it was sold to the American People by lying, and now it's being defended by lies. It should therefore come as no surprise that this Administration (and those who voted for this train wreck) will continue to fabricate lie upon lie to defend either the Law itself or their jobs. Simply pit - next to Obama himself, the Law that bears his name is the Greatest Lie ever perpetrated upon the American People.

Posted by: Pelosi Schmelosi at March 28, 2014 09:20 AM (jHf6U)

221 9. MODESTY: Never brag about what's gone one behind closed doors. Act like you've seen the end zone before.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2014 09:20 AM (gOoFi)

222 Not Leia, the other one. Whatshername. Natalie Portman.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 28, 2014 09:20 AM (47IEJ)

223 Wait, Noah commercials are claiming that no liberties were taken with the story ... and Giant Rock People?

I don't know about Rock People.  Is that a nod towards Nephilim?  Are we talking about The Thing type of rock people?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 28, 2014 09:20 AM (o4Xc4)

224
In case no one else answered this: no.

Copays do not count toward your deductible.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at March 28, 2014 01:19 PM (PYAXX)



Then those high deductible family plans are suicidal.



Posted by: EC at March 28, 2014 09:20 AM (GQ8sn)

225 Apparently it's a thing with some women to take multiple little poops during the day. So they're in and out in about the same time regardless of what they're doing in there. Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2014 01:16 PM (o4Xc4) I wait for a 1000+ comment thread and print it out. Then it's game on.

Posted by: RWC at March 28, 2014 09:20 AM (fWAjv)

226 Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2014 01:14 PM (hFL/3) Its actually worse than that... We add 1 Million per year in Legal Immigration... More than that through Illegal... AND we add about about 1 Million per year through birth.... Soooo.... that's a bit over 2 Million per year... which means we need 166,000 new jobs per month to keep up with LEGAL population growth. The 100K number is another case of Government underreporting stats... to make themselves look better.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 28, 2014 09:20 AM (84gbM)

227 Copay, Coinsurance, Deductible. All have their own individual little buckets within an 837 health care claim EDI transaction... As does "member responsibility" - something lost on a lot of folks expecting their "free health care".

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at March 28, 2014 09:21 AM (BCTnr)

228 What they fail to tell you is that 2 million enrollees are Disney characters and 2.5 million are deceased. Hey, it's the Democrat way!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 28, 2014 09:21 AM (P1Tw6)

229 Rock me Princess Amidala!  What Anakin said on their first date.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2014 09:21 AM (IHAZk)

230 Apropos of nothing, it has rained 7" here since last night, 5 since this morning. Appropriate for the Noah release I guess.

Posted by: toby928© at March 28, 2014 09:21 AM (QupBk)

231 I like to drop a Cronkite every morning, in secret.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 28, 2014 09:21 AM (vHRtU)

232 >>Doesn't really matter. This is the number that will get bleated on the nightly news, forever. Be interesting to see how much intimidation they can throw at the insurance companies. First quarter ends on Monday and these companies have a fiduciary responsibility to report their finances and business positions to investors.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2014 09:21 AM (g1DWB)

233 Here's a song for Obamacare: I met a navigator She took my ID card She said, "I had it coming to me And I'd get it good and hard" I think that any healthcare's good care So I took what I could get She looked at me with big brown eyes And said "You ain't seen nothing yet B-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothing yet Here's something that you are never gonna forget B-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothing yet" And now I'm getting sicker And yes I'm getting piss'd I tried to see the doctor He had a waiting list He said that any healthcare's good care So I took what I could get Yes, I took what I could get And then she looked at me with those big brown eyes And said "You ain't seen nothing yet B-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothing yet Here's something, here's something you will never forget, baby You know, you know, you know, you just ain't seen nothing yet /Barack-man Turner Overdrive

Posted by: S. Muldoon at March 28, 2014 09:21 AM (g4TxM)

234 Always carry spare drawers.

Posted by: Al Roker at March 28, 2014 09:21 AM (aDwsi)

235 So they spent a trillion to sign up 6 million. That is $166,666 per sign up. Govt efficiency in action.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 28, 2014 09:21 AM (tf9Ne)

236 210 Apparently it's a thing with some women to take multiple little poops during the day. I can't speak for the ettes, and maybe their intestines are different, but when I go I don't stop until it's all gone. I don't poop out a little piece, then pinch it off and save the rest for the next appointment in an hour. That just sounds highly inefficient. ---- We support multi-poop / multi-wipe. The more the merrier.

Posted by: Kimberly Clark at March 28, 2014 09:22 AM (R5UOB)

237 "I am seriously thinking of dropping coverage, banking the $11K of premiums and not looking back. Any reason not to?" None at all. Especially since I can almost guarantee you that they will extend the enrollment period forever once someone gets sick and says they can't enroll and *sob sob sob*. Or, if your lifestyle allows, sign up for a cost sharing ministry and never have to deal with these fuck faces again.

Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2014 09:22 AM (hFL/3)

238 I tell the pre-med kids to go into law or learn to push drugs.

Posted by: tangonine at March 28, 2014 01:19 PM (x3YFz)

 

There's more money in drugs.  Better hours, too.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2014 09:22 AM (DrWcr)

239 Another grim millstone about the neck of the American people.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Despair, Doom, Gloom and More at the Outrage Outlet! at March 28, 2014 09:22 AM (hLRSq)

240 >221 9. MODESTY: Never brag about what's gone one behind closed doors.


Act like you've seen the end zone before.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2014 01:20 PM (gOoFi)<



Honey, I don't wanna brag but that was some of my best work right there. 

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2014 09:22 AM (sjdRT)

241 Any reason not to? Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 28, 2014 01:20 PM (R5UOB) No. Then those high deductible family plans are suicidal. Posted by: EC at March 28, 2014 01:20 PM (GQ8sn) Yes. Worse, if they had no copays at all (that is: everything went to deductible first), then the plans would at least qualify as HDHPs which are eligible for Health Savings Accounts. If copays are involved, it doesn't qualify.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at March 28, 2014 09:22 AM (PYAXX)

242 See people really do like Presdent Obama's Healthcare Plan. So quit lying about this and lets help him fix the problems Bush created.........

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at March 28, 2014 09:22 AM (trIVV)

243 Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 28, 2014 01:20 PM (R5UOB) Bankruptcy sucks... but beyond the morality of it... has become common place...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 28, 2014 09:23 AM (84gbM)

244 Seven years went under the bridge, like time was standing still, Heaven knows what happens now..

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 28, 2014 09:23 AM (ZshNr)

245 Copays do not count toward your deductible.

Is that normal?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 28, 2014 09:23 AM (o4Xc4)

246 151 And how many identities were stolen by 404Care navigators and enrolled multiple times. 170 I heard a report this week that the major target of identity theft is not credit cards, but medical identity theft. Something like 47% of all identity theft is medical- related. Posted by: grammie winger at March 28, 2014 01:12 PM (oMKp3) Stolen Identity running hog wild, the more technically advanced the worse it gets. I remember Fred Thompson and Ron Paul each denouncing the greatest profits from frauds (prior to ME interventionist wars) resulting from MediCare fraud -- the most lucrative business in America. In reference to cultural corruption, the straw breaking the camel's back wasn't sexual perversity that turned Sodom/Gomorrah into ash, but that the inhabitants broke the law of God to care for the widows, orphans and lame ignited their self destruction. Furthermore, I doubt they were into wholesale abortions, government sponsored via MANDATE that all participate, like it or not.

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 28, 2014 09:24 AM (/vO0r)

247 As does "member responsibility" - something lost on a lot of folks expecting their "free health care".

I'm not seeing nearly enough "Why do I have to pay for this? I signed up for Obamacare!" stories.

I'm wondering if the people who have always gotten free shit on a state or local level are still getting the same free shit.

Posted by: HR Go Cyclones! at March 28, 2014 09:24 AM (ZKzrr)

248 I fucked that toaster with brio


Comments like that there are the reason that AoSHQ is ranked one of the top conservative sites on the web.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2014 09:24 AM (8ZskC)

249 245 Is that normal? Yes.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at March 28, 2014 09:24 AM (BCTnr)

250 You say you got a real solution
Well you know
We don't love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well you know
We're doing what we can
But if you want money for people with minds that hate Obamacare
All I can tell you is brother you have to wait

Posted by: john lennon redux at March 28, 2014 09:24 AM (omBWL)

251 Honey, I don't wanna brag but that was some of my best work right there. Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2014 01:22 PM (sjdRT) That's what selfies are for.

Posted by: RWC at March 28, 2014 09:25 AM (fWAjv)

252 Lost on the left it that just because someone had to sign up for something doesn't mean they wanted to. They didn't have much of a choice.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2014 09:25 AM (igKtt)

253 Or, if your lifestyle allows, sign up for a cost sharing ministry and never have to deal with these fuck faces again.

Lifestyle?  Like no drinking and whoring?  Or what?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 28, 2014 09:25 AM (o4Xc4)

254 247 I'm not seeing nearly enough "Why do I have to pay for this? I signed up for Obamacare!" stories. Harry Reid denounced them all as lying liars spreading lies. So the media wing of the DNC is dutifully failing to report. That's my guess.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at March 28, 2014 09:25 AM (BCTnr)

255 Althouse on Paltrow What really so hard about being Gwyneth Paltrow is that sometimes "they're like 'We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks.'" She'd like you to know that mothers who work in an office have it easier "because itÂ’s routine and, you know, you can do all the stuff in the morning and you come home in the evening." http://tinyurl.com/ljx3f3v

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2014 09:25 AM (IXrOn)

256 Copays do not count toward your deductible.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at March 28, 2014 01:19 PM (PYAXX)
-------------------
Then those high deductible family plans are suicidal.

Posted by: EC at March 28, 2014 01:20 PM (GQ8sn)



It's basically like having no insurance, but now you have to pay for it.  Hope n Change, bitchez!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2014 09:26 AM (8ZskC)

257 Posted by: NCwoof at March 28, 2014 01:13 PM (aUQgu) ------- I've think I've seen that Boner, Cantor, and some others and that it was being funded by some Democratic entity.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at March 28, 2014 09:26 AM (V40IZ)

258 Twice around the bowl and pointy at both ends...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 28, 2014 09:26 AM (vHRtU)

259 Is that normal? Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2014 01:23 PM (o4Xc4) Yes, that is normal. Copay services do not count toward deductible. Services which would be eligible for coinsurance (that's the part where you pay X% and the insurance co picks up the rest) first count toward deductible until that is met.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at March 28, 2014 09:26 AM (PYAXX)

260 I don't know about Rock People. Is that a nod towards Nephilim? Are we talking about The Thing type of rock people? Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2014 01:20 PM (o4Xc4) The review I read talks about Giant Rock People, Noah is portrayed as a deranged psychopath, Methusala has magic powers and so does the snake skin from the Snake in the Garden of Eden. Oh, and a stowaway kill the unicorns on the ark. Never is "God" mentioned, simply "a creator". And there's some dramatic tension filled storyline involving Noah's sons which hinges on something to do with their personal life which the reviewer said was dumb because "Noah's sons were married before getting on the ark."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2014 09:26 AM (da5Wo)

261 who wipes?

Posted by: Lemurs at March 28, 2014 09:26 AM (R5UOB)

262 /Barack-man Turner Overdrive

*claps* Bravo, sir! *claps*

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 28, 2014 09:27 AM (0AKks)

263 You mean who wipes with lemurs? WHO WOULDN'T!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 28, 2014 09:28 AM (vHRtU)

264 "Lifestyle? Like no drinking and whoring? Or what?" Yeah, basically. There are 4 different companies, all with various criteria, but they all require: 1) no extramarital sex 2) no smoking 3) no "excessive" drinking All but Liberty Health Share also require church attendance if medically possible. But, if you're a married non-smoker who's not drinking so much that you'd cause medical issues, they're great.

Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2014 09:28 AM (hFL/3)

265 First!

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 28, 2014 09:29 AM (Kkt/i)

266 As I posed on the ONT last night.

Writers I would like to see tied up and dragged behind Achilles' chariot thrice around Illium - those responsible for Troy, Prometheus, and Noah.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2014 09:29 AM (IHAZk)

267 Re: Noah's Ark... spoiler alert! I read one review that said the movie ends with Putin ordering the ark to be sunk because it went into Crimean waters. I don't remember that part in Genesis.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 28, 2014 09:29 AM (R5UOB)

268 Someone (who respects the story) should really do a Gilgamesh movie.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at March 28, 2014 09:29 AM (PYAXX)

269 One of my teams gets the emails and phone calls from the Governor's staff when constituents go apeshit because our exchange mangled their enrollment. Trust me, those calls are being made. Folks *are* enrolled and attempting to receive services. We're just not hearing about them for some reason. I kinda doubt it's because everyone got healthy over the last few months. Good times, good times.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at March 28, 2014 09:30 AM (BCTnr)

270 In reference to cultural corruption, the straw breaking the camel's back wasn't sexual perversity that turned Sodom/Gomorrah into ash, but that the inhabitants broke the law of God to care for the widows, orphans and lame ignited their self destruction.

I don't know what the "final straw" was.  But I think the story of Abraham bargaining with the lord to spare the city if he could find ten good men there is instructive.  When all the people are corrupted, and they either drive away or eject the good people, that's the point at which the furies are loosed.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 28, 2014 09:30 AM (o4Xc4)

271 Who left the poo in the loo? A Martin Bashir Detective Novel

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 28, 2014 09:30 AM (oFCZn)

272 268 Someone (who respects the story) should really do a Gilgamesh movie.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at March 28, 2014 01:29 PM (PYAXX)

 

That would be epic!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2014 09:30 AM (DrWcr)

273 "And now you find yourself in '82" Citizen X in 1982 http://tinyurl.com/qapsnhr That's a lotta hair.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 28, 2014 09:31 AM (7ObY1)

274 We're just not hearing about them for some reason. I kinda doubt it's because everyone got healthy over the last few months. We were informed those stories are all lies, so we don't bother to report them.

Posted by: The MFM at March 28, 2014 09:31 AM (PYAXX)

275 Gilgamesh was a pussy.

Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar at March 28, 2014 09:31 AM (8ZskC)

276 I mean, you wouldn't want us to report lies, would you?

Posted by: The MFM at March 28, 2014 09:31 AM (PYAXX)

277 257  LFW

Can't get any info from my critter's campaign office re schedule.  Must be some more of that secret crap

Posted by: NCwoof at March 28, 2014 09:31 AM (aUQgu)

278
But.... the story of Gilgamesh is really the story of Obama.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 28, 2014 09:31 AM (nELVU)

279 Deductible the ever mutating revisions just try reading it after you just read it always upping the ante -- worse than mafia because it is the organized crime of our government itself, officials in tow. SCOTUS Chief Justice Rob-hurts will burn in hell for stroking ObamaCare "law of the land" tax on fed mandated purchase. Ezekiel Emanuel designed it to MAKE us all slaves to a few most powerful corp/heads in the world. ObamaCare IS the new Arbeit Macht Frei.

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 28, 2014 09:31 AM (/vO0r)

280 That would be epic! Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2014 01:30 PM (DrWcr) Ba-doom! Ching!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at March 28, 2014 09:31 AM (PYAXX)

281 I caught a glimpse of Oliver Stone's awful work on Alexander from 2004 the other day. It made Troy, which came out about the same time, seem good.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 28, 2014 09:32 AM (47IEJ)

282 Without Gwen Paltrow in Ironman, the movies would...

a) improve
b) remain the same
c) be worse

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 28, 2014 01:10 PM (47IEJ)


Scarlett Johansson said Paltrow wouldn't speak to her the whole time Iron Man 2 was shooting, which hurt Johansson's feelings somewhat since she wanted to tell Paltrow how much she admired her work.  I'm guessing Johansson was snubbed because Paltrow doesn't like to be around someone more talented and beautiful than she is.

Posted by: troyriser at March 28, 2014 09:32 AM (2jF2B)

283 They should do a movie called Enki, His Nam-Subs, and Inanna do Babylon.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2014 09:33 AM (IHAZk)

284 Or, if your lifestyle allows, sign up for a cost sharing ministry and never have to deal with these fuck faces again. Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2014 01:22 PM (hFL/3) Everyone is going to go into survival mode. The mortgage payment that is now your insurance is predatory and insane. The deductible is so high that you only have events that require that amount of $$ once a lifetime and are totally life threatening. In short: there is no insurance. Next up: black market doctors. And the first abortionist that says "hangers!" gets dick punched.

Posted by: tangonine at March 28, 2014 09:33 AM (x3YFz)

285 It's just more "word puke'

Posted by: William Shakespeare at March 28, 2014 09:33 AM (e8kgV)

286 Someone (who respects the story) should really do a Gilgamesh movie.>>

Is that the bad guy that chases the smurfs around?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 28, 2014 09:33 AM (tf9Ne)

287 If I correctly recall,  poop is measured  in Couric's 

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 28, 2014 09:34 AM (GjPnA)

288 So let's toss out a few days and say it's been exactly 4 years. 96 months. DUDE.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2014 09:34 AM (659DL)

289

Fake numbers, pfft.

Fake boobehs, mmm.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2014 09:34 AM (wAQA5)

290 If anyone's interested, here are all the companies, in order of most restrictive to least restrictive in terms of your actions. Christian Medishare Samaritan Ministries Christian Healthcare Ministries (that's who we use) Liberty Health Share

Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2014 09:34 AM (hFL/3)

291 237 --- ....Or, if your lifestyle allows, sign up for a cost sharing ministry and never have to deal with these fuck faces again. Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2014 01:22 PM (hFL/3) --------------------- That's what my daughter did. She joined up for $45/mo., which will protect her for costs between $3K and 125K. It's not as good as the old Anthem policy she had with a $2 million cap, but it's okay. FAR better than Obamacare, that's for sure. Plus, she gets to chip in to help other Christians, rather than being forced to pay tribute to Caesar....and Moloch.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 28, 2014 09:34 AM (dfYL9)

292 I'm guessing Johansson was snubbedbecause Paltrow doesn't like to be around someone more talented and beautiful than she is.

So basically the older she gets the more anti-social she'll be.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 28, 2014 09:34 AM (0AKks)

293 Soothsayer, I had managed to completely block out Alexander and Ms Lara Croft without the boobehs portrayal of dear sweet little Alexi's mother.

*gag*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2014 09:34 AM (IHAZk)

294 It was probably Gwen Paltrow's idea (read: demand) that Pepper Potts get super powers just because of Scarlet Johansen.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 28, 2014 09:35 AM (47IEJ)

295 I'm not black market but I will be more than happy to see you in your home for an appropriate barter or direct payment...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 28, 2014 09:35 AM (vHRtU)

296 "288 So let's toss out a few days and say it's been exactly 4 years. 96 months. " Ack, you're right! I don't know how the heck that happened. Brain melt I guess? Whoops.

Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2014 09:35 AM (hFL/3)

297 Lauren,

Do they care which church you attend?  Based on your list most active Mormons could join.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 28, 2014 09:36 AM (o4Xc4)

298 "Onan's Story" Subtitle: "Tales of the ONT"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 28, 2014 09:36 AM (aDwsi)

299 Scarlet Johansen has super powers.  Over me.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2014 09:36 AM (sjdRT)

300 In Obama's America, we get twenty four months a year, take that wingnuts!

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 28, 2014 09:37 AM (ZshNr)

301 Scarlet Johansen has super powers. Over me. She can turn flesh to steel.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at March 28, 2014 09:37 AM (PYAXX)

302 Scarlet Johansen has super powers. Over me.

That girl in a roomful of men is like a magnet in a roomful of compasses.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 28, 2014 09:37 AM (0AKks)

303 Take the opportunity of Obamacare's total fuck up to make a deal beneficial to the conservative side of doing things. Trade universal single-payer catastrophic care for a free market, less regulated everyday health system. Most people here will never use the catastrophic system while under private insurance. The vast majority of people receiving catastrophic care are elderly under Medicare. The next largest group are the poor under Medicaid. Then the VA. Only a tiny proportion of people end up getting catastrophic care under private insurance. That's why catastrophic policies were cheap. Give the liberals their Holy Grail by simply adding the balance of people into the Medicare system. Let everyone buy policies if they want to cover anything above and beyond what Medicare (the death panels) will cover. As far as everyday medical care, it's all cash. Swipe your HSA debit card when you receive treatment. Subsidized HSAs for the poor, but tied into their other benefits so that they have an incentive to use it sparingly. Sure, it would be great to make everything free market, pure capitalism, totally individual based, but sometimes it's better to make a deal and get something done.

Posted by: jwest at March 28, 2014 09:38 AM (u2a4R)

304 Scarlet is pretty like Anna Torv, as in sometimes, and at certain angles, in certain lights.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 28, 2014 09:39 AM (47IEJ)

305 Lost in Translation is one of my favorite movies.  Bill Murray is a lucky dude.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2014 09:39 AM (sjdRT)

306 "Do they care which church you attend? Based on your list most active Mormons could join." Christian Healthcare Ministries and Liberty definitely don't care. Samaritan and Christian Medishare ask that you agree to their statement of faith which is pretty generic, but may be an issue. We couldn't do either of those because we're Oneness Pentecostals and they're explicit about the Trinity. I don't know enough about Mormonism to say if it would be a problem for you though.

Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2014 09:40 AM (hFL/3)

307 Why Scarlett is better than Gwen, Girl With a Pearl Earring.

http://youtu.be/46E3xUTR6A0

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2014 09:40 AM (IHAZk)

308 Just making it up as you go along. Worked for me!

Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at March 28, 2014 09:41 AM (Aif/5)

309 I got to meet the hottie who played the reporter in the first Iron Man, Leslie Bibb. Well, my dog got to really meet her, lots of petting and kissing, but she did talk to me a for a few minutes. Lucky damn dog.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2014 09:41 AM (g1DWB)

310 Scarlett...my favorite color. NSFW http://tinyurl.com/nztvymx http://tinyurl.com/mdg44ej

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2014 09:41 AM (da5Wo)

311 Friiii-day af-ter nooo-oo-oon!

Posted by: Justin Hayward at March 28, 2014 09:42 AM (8MjqI)

312 Soothy, here you go.  Find the bad angle/light for me.



http://tinyurl.com/kpzy5sr

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2014 09:42 AM (sjdRT)

313 I'm self-employed, and giving serious thought to joining a "health care sharing ministry" that's a carve out from ObamaCare.

http://tinyurl.com/q6l7ord

Basically it's a form of insurance that qualifies.

My insurance broker told me my upcoming rates are nearly going to double with the new Obamacare standards, and my deductible is already $5,500.  So really, I don't have health insurance, I have bankruptcy insurance.

I'm surprised this escape hatch isn't getting more airplay.

Posted by: McAdams at March 28, 2014 09:42 AM (ycr59)

314 1) no extramarital sex 2) no smoking 3) no "excessive" drinking All but Liberty Health Share also require church attendance if medically possible. But, if you're a married non-smoker who's not drinking so much that you'd cause medical issues, they're great. Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2014 01:28 PM ................Hmmm, 1 and 2 no problem. #3?....By excessive do they mean half a bottle of Bulliet Bourbon? It's not excessive to me. It's delicious!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2014 09:43 AM (igKtt)

315 309 I got to meet the hottie who played the reporter in the first Iron Man, Leslie Bibb. Well, my dog got to really meet her, lots of petting and kissing, but she did talk to me a for a few minutes.

Lucky damn dog.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2014 01:41 PM (g1DWB)

 

She's way hotter than Gwyneth.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2014 09:44 AM (DrWcr)

316 302 Scarlet Johansen has super powers. Over me. That girl in a roomful of men is like a magnet in a roomful of compasses. Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 28, 2014 01:37 PM (0AKks) Given the stories of her... experiences, no way. Nope. No. A thousand times, no.

Posted by: tangonine at March 28, 2014 09:44 AM (x3YFz)

317 Scarlet Johansen has super powers. Over me. Speaking of Scar-Jo, her new movie looks like a big fail- which is too bad- "Under the Skin" is an excellent SF novel with great, vivid writing, an interesting story, and true moments of horror. So, what do they make? Some artsy-fartsy borefest(Boooooo!) with Scar-Jo nekkid(Yay!). 1 star borefest + nekkid Scar-Jo = DVR off HBO and fast forward to the boobies

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2014 09:44 AM (0cMkb)

318 >>Soothy, here you go. Find the bad angle/light for me. Not overly fond of this one. http://tinyurl.com/oz597xt

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2014 09:45 AM (g1DWB)

319 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2014 01:41 PM (da5Wo)

Are you trolling for Ace? I recall that he approved of those shots. As do I, although her backside is world class, whereas her boobs are simply nice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2014 09:45 AM (QFxY5)

320 Valerie Jarrett to Hollywood to Get Obamacare in Movie, TV Scripts 'I'm a really good nag.' A top of advisor to President Barack Obama is in Los Angeles to try to get Obamacare written into scripts of TV shows and movies. Valerie Jarrett explained in an appearance on Top That! on PopSugar.com: theweeklystandard *clicks* heard across the nation

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2014 09:45 AM (IXrOn)

321 osted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2014 01:36 PM (o4Xc4) The F-I-L has signed up for the same Christian Health Ministries, and looking over the paperwork, nothing seems to preclude Mormons. He even already had a health scare and CHM is even better than advertised.

Posted by: AMDG at March 28, 2014 09:45 AM (eFytx)

322 sometimes it's better to make a deal and get something done.
Embrace the suck.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 28, 2014 09:46 AM (1I48Z)

323 Carl, this all could have been prevented if you'd just signed up for Obamacare dammit.

Posted by: Rick Grimes at March 28, 2014 09:46 AM (Aif/5)

324 You now I'm a dreamer, but my heart's o' gold. I had to run away high.....

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 28, 2014 09:46 AM (ZshNr)

325 Why Scarlett is better than Gwen, Girl With a Pearl Earring. I once saw Girl With A Pearl Necklace on the Playboy channel.....

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2014 09:47 AM (ndIek)

326 ScarJo is preggersssssss!!! Her boobs will be massive.

Posted by: Pug-De-Da! at March 28, 2014 09:47 AM (vFh9Q)

327 Re: Scarlett Johansson All I have to say is that if she were to alien parasite vampire me, okay then. http://youtu.be/io92j2qqEGk

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 28, 2014 09:47 AM (mf5HN)

328 She's way better than Olivia Wilde, though, who looks really dry.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 28, 2014 09:47 AM (47IEJ)

329 ".By excessive do they mean half a bottle of Bulliet Bourbon? It's not excessive to me. It's delicious!" Haha, honestly I think they use the generic Christian standard of "not drinking to drunkenness". Basically they just don't want you doing something that will increase the costs for the ministry though, so as long as your drinking isn't causing health issues you'd probably be fine.

Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2014 09:47 AM (hFL/3)

330 Are you trolling for Ace? I recall that he approved of those shots. As do I, although her backside is world class, whereas her boobs are simply nice. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2014 01:45 PM (QFxY5) Ha. I didn't know Ace had ever commented on them. The ass is fantastic. "Simply nice"? Pretty excellent from where I'm sitting.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2014 09:47 AM (da5Wo)

331 Yeah Under the Skin the way Scarlett is dressed up in the clips I saw, all I could think of is another redhead in a black wig Annie Lennox

http://youtu.be/vyqww0RScMs

They really pared down the story to basically making her character a serial predator/killer cruising Scotland for her victims.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2014 09:47 AM (IHAZk)

332 Hairy Reed says more people would sign up, but they're not sure how to use the interwebs. I would like to say something really snarky, but I'm speechless.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at March 28, 2014 09:48 AM (V40IZ)

333 >>I got to meet the hottie who played the reporter in the first Iron Man, Leslie Bibb. Well, my dog got to really meet her, lots of petting and kissing, but she did talk to me a for a few minutes.
Did you recognize her at the time? If not, how'd you make the connection?

Posted by: Thieves at March 28, 2014 09:48 AM (BbzWD)

334 Hey guys... I own a brand new Cadillac. Well, I told the salesman that I would come by later to do the paperwork and pay for it. But I own it....right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 28, 2014 09:48 AM (5UUxX)

335 But I'm a communist. That's edgy and hot.

Posted by: Olivia Wilde at March 28, 2014 09:48 AM (Aif/5)

336 It was probably Gwen Paltrow's idea (read: demand) that Pepper Potts get super powers just because of Scarlet Johansen.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lesbian Outreach Coordinator at March 28, 2014 01:35 PM (47IEJ)

 

Yeah, but Johansson's Natasha Romanov/Black Widow character has no superpowers. Traditionally in the Marvel universe, the Black Widow's just been a badass superspy with electrically charged wrist bracelets and a Makarov pistol.  However, does possess the ability to make men do crazy, stupid shit to get her to pay attention to them. Whether or not that's a superpower is a matter of some debate.  I've had girlfriends and wives with that ability.

Posted by: troyriser at March 28, 2014 09:49 AM (2jF2B)

337 278. fixerupper, Gilgamesh Hm. 50:50 demiurge-man ruling civilization corrupts the natural man without guile who enters stage left from the woods intending to give Gilgamesh an asskicking. So both gallivant together, exploiting all creation, "Because I Could" conquer inseparably. Until they could no longer. It goes so far, until "she" enters the picture. And then death. And the sage of finality breaks the news that man's mortal destiny is not to play the jealous-Demiurge on earth.

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 28, 2014 09:49 AM (/vO0r)

338 Haha, honestly I think they use the generic Christian standard of "not drinking to drunkenness". Basically they just don't want you doing something that will increase the costs for the ministry though, so as long as your drinking isn't causing health issues you'd probably be fine. *thumps hard spot where liver once was* Hmm, that's an interesting sound...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at March 28, 2014 09:50 AM (0HooB)

339 Gwennie has always seemed like an entitled arrogant scrunt. She's not done herself any favors.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2014 09:50 AM (igKtt)

340 Olivia Munn > Olivia Wilde.

Posted by: Countrysquire at March 28, 2014 09:50 AM (LSJmV)

341 >>Valerie Jarrett to Hollywood to Get Obamacare in Movie, TV Scripts

Oh, they've already been doing this for some time. Hollywood rarely does political activism with subtlety.

But isn't it amazing that they all feel so comfortable in this relationship where the White House feeds them their propaganda and they comply, and all of this is right out in the open??

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2014 09:51 AM (udjuE)

342 335 But I'm a communist. That's edgy and hot. Posted by: Olivia Wilde at March 28, 2014 01:48 PM (Aif/5) petrified molded meatloaf

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 28, 2014 09:51 AM (/vO0r)

343 But I'm a communist. That's edgy and hot.

Posted by: Olivia Wilde

And you have the jawline of the Predator. So, bonus!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at March 28, 2014 09:51 AM (AA6QE)

344 >>Did you recognize her at the time? If not, how'd you make the connection? Nope. She was dressed like a typical fair skinned model, big floppy hat and huge sunglasses despite it not being all that sunny. She took off the glasses when she hugging and kissing ... my dog. Sigh. But she was with her boyfriend, Sam Rockwell, and I did recognize him. So I googled Rockwell when I got him and yep, that was her. I think they were in Boston for some acting gig.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2014 09:51 AM (g1DWB)

345 "Hairy Reed says more people would sign up, but they're not sure how to use the interwebs." Three letters. D. U. M. B.

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo Biden at March 28, 2014 09:52 AM (gOoFi)

346 nood

Posted by: flounder at March 28, 2014 09:53 AM (Kkt/i)

347 home not him. This working while commenting is a beyotch.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2014 09:53 AM (g1DWB)

348 But I'm a communist. That's edgy and hot.

Tweets from 1917.

Posted by: HR Go Cyclones! at March 28, 2014 09:54 AM (ZKzrr)

349 "...acting is as hard as being a military soldier in Afghanistan" - Tom Cruise Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 28, 2014 12:58 PM (aDwsi) You know that he said nothing of the sort, right? In point of fact, you know that he himself mocked that idea, right? http://cnn.it/1hdkSzh

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 28, 2014 09:55 AM (mf5HN)

350 The quick math: say... $900 a month? so $18k a year? mortgage payment. $15K deductible. Let's say you get hospital sick once a decade. I'm no expert on this and haven't been in to a doctor since 1997 when my troops dragged me in to the clinic against my will, but I'll even say once every 7 years for the sake of argument. You're out $150k before you even walk in the door with your compound fracture. You're out

Posted by: tangonine at March 28, 2014 09:58 AM (x3YFz)

351 O.T, Maniaical "comedian" unleashes more death threats against conservative Christians: http://tinyurl.com/q75bhh9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2014 09:58 AM (XyM/Y)

352 sorry, not $18K, $11,800. have the flu. Heavily medicated. I don't need to be disarming nuclear weapons this week. So out a hundred grand. point still stands.

Posted by: tangonine at March 28, 2014 10:00 AM (x3YFz)

353 They really pared down the story to basically making her character a serial predator/killer cruising Scotland for her victims. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2014 01:47 PM (IHAZk) Yeah, that's really a shame. If they'd followed the story, had some good special effects, it could've been an SF classic. Just the "3 guys escape" sequence would've sent goosebumps up the spine as well as being a great dark humor action set piece. But, n-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! As it is, the movie (from the reviews) appears to have no real story or point, other than nekkid ScarJo killing dudes, which is not the novel's story at all! I recommend reading "Under the Skin". Just try not to find out anything about it before you read, there are some pretty good twists and turns in the novel. It's on Kindle.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2014 10:01 AM (0cMkb)

354 have the flu. Heavily medicated. Posted by: tangonine at March 28, 2014 02:00 PM (x3YFz) And fwiw, no doctor visit. Toughing it out.

Posted by: tangonine at March 28, 2014 10:02 AM (x3YFz)

355 Witness Harry Reid serviced by ObamaCare. Cuckoo to say goodbye to you. So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good night; adieu, adieu, to you and you and you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o48aZ_C52wc Layee-odle Goatherd shrank the US Senate. http://tinyurl.com/lfer4cv

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 28, 2014 10:03 AM (/vO0r)

356 351 O.T, Maniaical "comedian" unleashes more death threats against conservative Christians: http://tinyurl.com/q75bhh9 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2014 01:58 PM (XyM/Y) Serious daddy issues. Likely sociopath. But coward, so nothing to fear.

Posted by: tangonine at March 28, 2014 10:05 AM (x3YFz)

357 Responding to a threat that the "House of Cards" television series may leave Maryland if it doesn't get more tax credits, the House of Delegates adopted budget language Thursday requiring the state to seize the production company's property if it stops filming in the state.

Media Rights Capital, the Beverly Hills, Calif., company producing the popular Netflix show, wrote Gov. Martin O'Malley that it was putting off work on its third season until it could be assured that sufficient tax credits would be approved. If those weren't forthcoming, it said it would break down its film stage and move it to another state.

Del. William Frick, a Montgomery County Democrat, proposed the provision, which orders the state to use the right of eminent domain to buy or condemn the property of any company that has claimed $10 million or more credits against the state income tax. The provision would appear to apply only to the Netflix series, which has gotten the bulk of the state credits.

Posted by: Harry Reid's lying heart at March 28, 2014 10:13 AM (e8kgV)

358 365. In many ways, this is the story of...

Posted by: LadyS at March 28, 2014 10:16 AM (5dip8)

359 Another key number to factor is who just paid 1 or 2 month's of premium's, then dropped insurance. The "net" ACA enrollments must always factor those who drop insurance. After a few trips to the Dr, some prescriptions and a deductible or out of pocket cost triggers a personal assessment of "keeping insurance" "What, a $4,000 bill and I still don't have insurance kicking in"... yep - that just wiped out 6-8 month's of premiums to be paid.

Posted by: Odie1941 at March 28, 2014 10:20 AM (iS2i7)

360 Got a great deal on the exchange!!! $325/mo premium - but I only have to pay something like $25/mo - the government picks up the rest - AND they gave me something called a $6,000 'deductible', which I figure I can use to buy a pretty good high-end entertainment center

Posted by: Average ObamaCare Enrolee at March 28, 2014 10:23 AM (V0j3u)

361

and, then, there's Megan McArdle's take at Bloomberg.   She tried to guestimate the number of previously uninsured who signed up for O'Care and didn't end up in Medicaid  (which totally seems like cheating if we are talking about "insurance", whaever the fuck that is now).  

 

Anyway  Megan said she truly wouldn't be able to get a handle on the number until the next census came out but she's pretty sure it's a small number,  relative to the incredible inconvenience we are all living through, not to mention personal disasters and even deaths that happen  as the Workers Soviet in Washington  tries  to  figure  out  how  a  command  economy  works. 

 

My guess is something like 1 million people.  I pick that number as the number of previously uninsured who are actually helped by the nationalization effort.      

Posted by: MTF at March 28, 2014 10:45 AM (LISuA)

362 Do these numbers include all 57 states?

Posted by: Rhinocrates at March 28, 2014 11:11 AM (cTs7I)

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