January 15, 2014
— Ace Via Hot Air, Mollie Hemmingway remembered what critics had said about Mel Gibson's 2004 film about the suffering of Jesus on the day of his crucifixion -- left-leaning critics widely condemned it as "torture porn."
The left-leaning critics, however, don't seem to remember what they once wrote. For example, here's the same Detroit News critic discussing the violence of Passion, and then, nine years later, that of Slave:
Detroit News (same critic)
Passion: A filmed bloodletting like no other on record, essentially a terribly graphic two-hour torture sequence.Slave: “12 Years a Slave” lays out an institution so twisted and wrong that its honest portrayal has been avoided for centuries. Yes, it’s dark and brutal. It needs to be.
Gee, what could possibly account for his dramatic shift in position as to whether "dark and brutal" violence was justified? I have no idea whatsoever, apart from the obvious which is of course the answer: Because he approves of the propagandistic value of one film's depiction of brutality and disapproves of the other's.
Or:
Los Angeles Times (same critic)Passion: A film so narrowly focused as to be inaccessible for all but the devout.
Slave: When a director who never ever blinks takes on a horrific subject, a nightmare in broad daylight is the inevitable result. Welcome, if that is the right word, to the world of “12 Years a Slave.”
He warns away the general public from Passion, but invites them to 12 Years.
David EdelsteinPassion (at Slate): This is a two-hour-and- six-minute snuff movie — The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre — that thinks it’s an act of faith.
Slave (at New York Magazine): Twelve Years a Slave, published in 1853, is an even-toned but acid account of unimaginable horror.
And on, and on, and on and on and on.
It is difficult to divorce oneself from one's political sympathies and allegiances when critiquing a work of art with a political component. But it is clear these reviewers didn't even bother to attempt such a thing. Their reviews flow predictably and inexorably from their political beliefs. They might as well have simply reviewed "The Republican Party" and "The Democratic Party," rather than pretending they were reviewing an artistic work with a separate identity and mission from partisan politics.
David French similarly notes the left-wing critics seem to believe they are reviewing something called "George W. Bush's War on Terror" when they pretend to review the Afghanistan war film Lone Survivor.
As the war in Afghanistan winds down, and as the American public is increasingly “war weary” (a phrase I find fascinating since at any given time only 0.6 percent of Americans are in uniform, and the vast majority of Americans have endured not one single second of sacrifice for the war effort since 9/11), anti-military and anti-American sentiment may be rediscovering its Vietnam-era voice. The vehicle for the latest two minutes’ hate is a bit curious, however. Lone Survivor tells the story of a SEAL mission gone wrong and the resulting firefight where a small band of SEALs displayed remarkable courage under fire. But they showed more than courage. An act of humanity sealed their fate — the decision to free Afghan civilians that stumbled into their path. With their own lives on the line, they obeyed American rules of engagement, obeyed the laws of war, and conducted themselves with honor (with one SEAL posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor).So how do some in the left-wing press write about this movie? Here’s L.A. Weekly:
These four men were heroes. But these heroes were also men. As the film portrays them, their attitudes to the incredibly complex War on Terror, fought hillside by bloody hillside in the Afghan frontier with both U.S. and Taliban forces contributing to an unconscionably high civilian body count, were simple: Brown people bad, American people good.Really? You say that after the film shows how Americans actually gave their lives rather than kill an innocent “brown” person? Make no mistake, this is an accusation of the most vile racism, and it slanders these SEALs. Indeed, it slanders more than the SEALs involved in that firefight. Friends of mine died in Iraq — including, and this will be a news flash to L.A. Weekly (which apparently views our forces as all-white), “brown” friends — because of their concern for and respect for the lives of local citizens. We erred on the side of saving local lives, to the point where people very dear to me paid the ultimate price.
He documents this primitive tribalism of other critics' reviews in other places, including (oh, this is far too easy) the crude-minded student newspaper Salon.
To play Mollie Hemmingway's game with Lone Survivor: You know there was another film that depicted a very simple Us Vs. Them code of morality on the advisability of killing one deemed, in primitive manner, "bad." That film was Django, and for some reason, the left-wing critics weren't all that upset at the film's literally black-and-white view on shooting Evil Doers.
Here's the LA Weekly reviewer on Django:
Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained Is Both Seriously Thoughtful and Seriously Entertaining
Watching Django Unchained, it's easy to imagine that Quentin Tarantino had such a blast making his last picture, the ebullient Holocaust fantasia Inglourious Basterds, that he decided to take his whole blood-spattered historical tent show on the road, this time putting down stakes in antebellum Dixieland....Is it mere coincidence that Django Unchained arrives in the same season as Steven Spielberg's Lincoln, the second of two Spielberg films about slavery (after 1997's Amistad) that never expose audiences to the harsh realities of plantation life?
I myself found the various head-shots very thoughtful.
Not the same reviewer, incidentally.
We keep seeing that: Praise for the depiction of the "harsh realities" of the subject matter under consideration... at least when it appears in a film which the left perceives as advancing its own ball.
When Lone Survivor depicts a jihadist decapitation of an innocent -- also a "harsh reality" of jihadism, as a search on Ogrish.com can confirm for you, as could Daniel Pearl, if he hadn't been beheaded -- it's derided as racial jingoism and "war propaganda."
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Posted by: M. Murcek at January 15, 2014 12:47 PM (GJUgF)
Seems to have replaced the predictable McCarthism-themed movies that used to come out yearly.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2014 12:48 PM (POpqt)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at January 15, 2014 12:48 PM (PZ6/M)
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Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at January 15, 2014 12:49 PM (d2g9U)
Posted by: The Dude at January 15, 2014 12:50 PM (vJdyz)
See, if Mel G. had just cast a black man to play Teh Jayzus there would've been much better reviews.
B/c Liberals *love* seeing them black guys get whipped.
Posted by: Bigby's Tin Cup Holding Hand at January 15, 2014 12:50 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Judge Pug at January 15, 2014 12:50 PM (Qev5V)
Translation: You dumb rubes can't possibly be relied on to reach the correct conclusions about the neolithic savages that have declared war on the West and its culture.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2014 12:50 PM (8ZskC)
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Posted by: oeJay44incday at January 15, 2014 12:51 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: Homer Simpson[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 15, 2014 12:51 PM (P7Wsr)
Posted by: LA Weekly Scrunt at January 15, 2014 12:51 PM (hFL/3)
The problem is they see the world as white people bad.
Posted by: Adam
Even more retarded is the fact that Pashtun and Tajiks and all them mother fuckers are Caucasian.
There is no such thing as The Brown Race.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 15, 2014 12:52 PM (qrpxS)
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I still remember when NOW, in early 2001, was saying the only reason George Bush didn't attack Afghanistan was because he didn't care enough for brown women being oppressed in a land with no natural resources.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2014 12:52 PM (P3U0f)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 15, 2014 12:52 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: oeJay44incday at January 15, 2014 12:52 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: Pedantry Q. Grammatic at January 15, 2014 12:53 PM (PMGbu)
So, one of three things with this reviewer. Either:
a) they didn't actually see the film, or they'd know this wasn't the case
OR
b) they're extremely disingenuous about the depiction of the characters, both main and supporting
OR
c) they are so blinded by BOOOOOOSH hatred that they can't see reality
FUCK. THEM.
Posted by: DangerGirl at January 15, 2014 12:53 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: pep at January 15, 2014 12:53 PM (6TB1Z)
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You just hate the President...uh...these movies because they star black people.
Posted by: Some Liberal at January 15, 2014 12:54 PM (P3U0f)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 15, 2014 12:54 PM (TM1p8)
Posted by: Soona at January 15, 2014 12:54 PM (MB7Pi)
Posted by: Geraldine Ferraro at January 15, 2014 12:54 PM (epWQP)
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THIS ^^^^^^^^
If you ever want to see me absolutely lose it, just observe me when some idiot confronts me with this argument ...... "But we're just so tired of this war" (Said to me multiple times when Little Winger was deployed to Iraq)
What the HECK are YOU tired of??? You have done NOTHING!!! Except maybe have to hear about it for ten seconds on the nightly news??!! WOW big sacrifice on your part there, buddy.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 15, 2014 12:54 PM (P6QsQ)
But that's just the racist teatard in me.
Posted by: DangerGirl at January 15, 2014 12:54 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: soothsayer at January 15, 2014 12:55 PM (Xd+ZC)
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 15, 2014 12:55 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2014 12:55 PM (4JkHl)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 15, 2014 12:55 PM (ZPrif)
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In a story about someone's scourging and crucifixion, how would it not be full of violence?
Speaking of which, I thought man's inhumanity to man, something that even a hardcore atheist could see in the movie, was a perennial literary theme?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2014 12:55 PM (P3U0f)
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Like the military is all white. Give me a freekeeng break.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 15, 2014 12:56 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 15, 2014 12:57 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 15, 2014 12:57 PM (P7Wsr)
Sometimes, a movie set in a fictional world is just a story. It's like when people debated whether "The Dark Knight" was a commentary on the War on Terror and the need to take any means necessary to fight evil. I mean, fuck...I just wanted to watch a Batman movie and I want to know how good it is. Fuck your politics, is worth seeing or not?
Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at January 15, 2014 12:57 PM (ynzfm)
So they don't mind having someone point out that slavery was wrong.
And, of course being moral imbeciles, they don't see that "blacks are just property" and "fetuses are just lumps of flesh" are the same argument.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 15, 2014 12:57 PM (TM1p8)
The New World was an earthly paradise where all lived in peace, security and mutual respect. Then the white man came with his horses and guns and smallpox blankets and ruined everything.
Leftard Standard Meme #227
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2014 12:57 PM (8ZskC)
I didn't say it wasn't the truth, I said I had no interest in it. I also have no interest in seeing movies about car wrecks or open heart surgery.
Posted by: pep at January 15, 2014 12:57 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: soothsayer at January 15, 2014 12:57 PM (Xd+ZC)
You know, the local nobility take half of what you earn...and determine how you will live, what you will eat, and what you can say...for your own good?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2014 12:58 PM (P3U0f)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 15, 2014 12:58 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 15, 2014 12:58 PM (T0NGe)
with both <s>U.S.</s> <u>British Colonial Garrisons or Russian Paratroopers </s> and Taliban forces contributing to an unconscionably high
civilian body count, were simple: </i>
Fixed, its like they're not even covering this century's war.
Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2014 12:59 PM (4JkHl)
The sugar plantations in the Caribbean islands were hellholes that killed some ridiculously large percentage of new slaves each year.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2014 01:00 PM (8ZskC)
How did the Iroquois become a major power? By making war on neighbouring tribes to take their land and move them to other, less valuable parcels of land...what you might call...reservations.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2014 01:00 PM (P3U0f)
fought hillside by bloody hillside in the Afghan frontier
with both
civilian body count, were simple:
Fixed, its like they're not even covering this century's war.
Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2014 01:00 PM (4JkHl)
Hunger Games covers this, but in an alternate world.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2014 01:00 PM (POpqt)
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Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 15, 2014 01:01 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, still chilly at January 15, 2014 01:01 PM (naUcP)
Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at January 15, 2014 01:01 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 15, 2014 01:01 PM (32Ze2)
Yup. Wonder why no "intellectual" has floated the idea that its racist to damn whites for slavery.
Posted by: Fen at January 15, 2014 01:02 PM (a422o)
The sheer fact that Jesus died on the cross for my sins breaks my heart, yet it is the one thing I cling to, and the one thing in which my hope resides.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 15, 2014 01:02 PM (P6QsQ)
Also to keep the anger alive in present-day African Americans.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2014 01:02 PM (POpqt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2014 01:02 PM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: Timmy Brace at January 15, 2014 01:02 PM (eCtd9)
How did the Iroquois become a major power? And by controlling the trade with the Europeans for things like knives and guns, used only for hunting. Per British regulations.
Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2014 01:02 PM (4JkHl)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 15, 2014 01:02 PM (DmNpO)
The only thing that stopped them? American, British, and French military might (don't laugh about the last one...)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2014 01:02 PM (P3U0f)
Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 15, 2014 01:03 PM (Vvdwr)
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 15, 2014 04:55 PM (VtjlW)
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Mel Gibson may be a crazy, crude sumbitch, but he knows how to make good movies.
Posted by: Soona at January 15, 2014 01:03 PM (MB7Pi)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 15, 2014 01:03 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Adam at January 15, 2014 01:03 PM (Aif/5)
Or that slavery is not only *not* unique to whites, but that there is slavery in the world today being done by non-whites. But that would require them to step outside of the bounds of current PC thought.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2014 01:04 PM (POpqt)
Posted by: polynikes at January 15, 2014 01:04 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 15, 2014 04:57 PM (TM1p
I believe the "personally opposed, pro choice" and "Don't push your religion on me" arguments were pretty popular with the pro-slavery crowd as well....
Of course, slavery still exists now in the east but liberals would rather compare working at McDonald's for minimum wage to slavery.
Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at January 15, 2014 01:04 PM (ynzfm)
Posted by: NvDude at January 15, 2014 01:04 PM (sV3Dv)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 15, 2014 01:04 PM (T0NGe)
Near the end, the village Luttrell is hiding in is attacked.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2014 01:04 PM (POpqt)
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You know the notion of blood guilt has traditionally ended in a pretty horrible way when taken to its logical conclusion...
Then again, the left believes that if you personally supported Stalin or Mao's genocides you aren't a bad person, just a little too idealistic.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2014 01:05 PM (P3U0f)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 15, 2014 01:05 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Carol at January 15, 2014 01:06 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Adam at January 15, 2014 05:03 PM (Aif/5)
Me either. My recollection is the book is more about Lutrells rescue and survival in the Afghan village by its inhabitants. At least that is what stuck with me.
Posted by: polynikes at January 15, 2014 01:06 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Flounder at January 15, 2014 01:06 PM (mka2b)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2014 01:06 PM (2FLti)
Posted by: oeJay44incday at January 15, 2014 01:07 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: Judge Pug at January 15, 2014 01:07 PM (Qev5V)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 15, 2014 01:07 PM (ZPrif)
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Slavery is as old as human history. It took a bunch of white, Christian, religious fundamentalists to successfully make the argument that enslaving other people was morally wrong.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2014 01:08 PM (P3U0f)
Posted by: soothsayer at January 15, 2014 01:08 PM (Xd+ZC)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac lover of KaBoom Cereal at January 15, 2014 01:08 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 15, 2014 01:08 PM (T0NGe)
I think ogrish is defunct.
At any rate, every shit headed, leftwing apologist for Islamic terrorism should have to watch a ten hour loop of all the videotaped beheadings available on the interent. There is no sound more horrifying than some poor soul trying to suck air through a severed windpipe.
Posted by: Warden at January 15, 2014 01:08 PM (HzhBE)
Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 15, 2014 01:09 PM (P7Wsr)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2014 05:08 PM (P3U0f)
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Bunch of SoCons inflicting their religion on everybody else.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 15, 2014 01:09 PM (P6QsQ)
But they sure as hell understood the concept of ownership of people.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 15, 2014 05:04 PM (T0NGe)
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Plus the torture of captured pioneers. Does anyone think they learned those methods overnight?
Posted by: Soona at January 15, 2014 01:09 PM (MB7Pi)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2014 01:09 PM (b1/nQ)
I don't understand why Danny DeVito and Jack Nicholson are acting batshit crazy and attacking that poor nurse Syrias you guys?
//Ezra Klein Movie Reviews
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 01:10 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2014 01:10 PM (4JkHl)
Yes, and also that mainstream Hollywood people like Berg and Wahlberg are openly honoring our troops. I don't know how passionately they feel about it, but Hollywood is so reflexively anti-military that just speaking out is noteworthy. I liked Act of Valor but it was not made by Hollywood insiders, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2014 01:10 PM (POpqt)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 15, 2014 01:10 PM (DpEwG)
Good Shit.
Posted by: Vortex Lovera at January 15, 2014 01:10 PM (wtvvX)
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My favourite story in this area is how Cortez defeated the Aztecs. It wasn't so much his guns or military genius...but the fact that the Aztecs had so brutally oppressed their neighbours that they were willing to send thousands of warriors to fight with the Spanish and bring down the Aztec Empire...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2014 01:11 PM (P3U0f)
Since he can't possibly be talking about 12 Years a Slave being the first movie about American slavery to be brutal (see Roots, Glory, Amistad), he MUST be talking about Muslim involvement in the slave trade, which is not commonly known.
Right?
Posted by: Sharkman at January 15, 2014 01:11 PM (TM1p8)
Posted by: Adam at January 15, 2014 01:11 PM (Aif/5)
If I wasn't already pretty sure this asshat of a movie reviewer honestly believed every single stupid word of that trash, I'd be forced to think that she was just trolling for attention.
Posted by: Jaws at January 15, 2014 01:11 PM (4I3Uo)
“I’ve moved from the trade that invented snark, and the city, New York, that prides itself on its snarkiness, to the land of smarm, and the ranks of professional smarmers as a member of the Canadian federal parliament,” she wrote in a recent article.
Posted by: hosehead at January 15, 2014 01:12 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Soona at January 15, 2014 05:09 PM (MB7Pi)
They learned their haircutting techniques from Mitt Romney!
Posted by: DangerGirl at January 15, 2014 01:12 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 15, 2014 01:12 PM (P7Wsr)
The first slaveholder in the American colonies was a black man.
And members of the Cherokee Nation held black slaves. That's not taught in schools for some reason.
Posted by: Duesenberg J. Phaeton at January 15, 2014 01:12 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2014 01:12 PM (4JkHl)
Correct, or that Brazil had slaves until ~1888...
hey America "evil" ours alone...
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 01:12 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2014 01:13 PM (b1/nQ)
Posted by: liverpool pathway at January 15, 2014 01:13 PM (zOTsN)
They want the storybook Jesus, not the Jewish Jesus that lived when times were actually pretty harsh.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac lover of KaBoom Cereal at January 15, 2014 05:08 PM (BXLPR)
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Exactly. They want Social Justice Jesus. They do not want Jesus, Savior and Lord. They want the god (small g) they can manipulate, not the God who conquers and reigns and calls out "follow Me."
Posted by: grammie winger at January 15, 2014 01:13 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 15, 2014 01:14 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2014 01:14 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: polynikes at January 15, 2014 05:06 PM (m2CN7)
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Nope. The book covers everything. From Luttrells first inkling that he wanted to become a SEAL, his training, and the fight.
In the book, the initial firefight happened on the rocky cliffs overlooking a village.
Posted by: Soona at January 15, 2014 01:14 PM (MB7Pi)
I mean, that's what Robin Hood was about. The king was raising all kinds of taxes on the people so he could live lavishly with his buddies. Robin Hood was an anti-tax person, damn it.
Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at January 15, 2014 01:14 PM (ynzfm)
Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 15, 2014 01:14 PM (Vvdwr)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2014 01:15 PM (2FLti)
How about a knockout game movie? I'm pretty sure that if gangs of white youths carried out hundreds of random, unprovoked attacks on innocent blacks, we'd have had many movies in the pipeline, a la the string of Iraq turkeys.
Posted by: pep at January 15, 2014 01:15 PM (6TB1Z)
I never saw the movie but how did they depict the Rwanda genocide in Hotel Rwanda?
Did they blame the West? Democrats/Lefties conveniently forget they did nothing about that.
Posted by: polynikes at January 15, 2014 01:15 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 15, 2014 01:15 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at January 15, 2014 01:15 PM (H84UO)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 15, 2014 01:15 PM (DpEwG)
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Among the Eastern tribes that the colonists first met the following was a pretty normal fate for a captured warrior:
1) As least your thumbs and perhaps all your fingers would be cut off (so you couldn't use a weapon).
2) You would be beaten
3) You would be placed in front of the tribe and told to sing and dance
4) Members of the tribe would would take sticks out of the campfire and randomly burn you with them.
5) Near day break, when you were at the end of your physical ability to entertain your captors, one of them would bludgeon you to death.
Note, this wasn't the worst fate - American Indians also burned captives to death and killed them by slowly cutting their flesh off too...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2014 01:16 PM (P3U0f)
Undermining the war effort...
you know since we're losing justified imagine a neo-western on those lines?
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 01:16 PM (TE35l)
Why do the Liberals...Democrats...keep bringing up the subject of slavery?
It was the Democrats who were against freeing the slaves.
It was a Republican who forced the Emancipation issue.
You'd think that the Donkeys wouldn't want the subject brought up anymore.
Posted by: wheatie at January 15, 2014 01:16 PM (wUr+i)
Posted by: Buckeye Katie at January 15, 2014 01:17 PM (1M/xn)
Posted by: Elinor at January 15, 2014 01:17 PM (TCqhy)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 15, 2014 01:17 PM (T0NGe)
Cortez, a Study in COIN? Hmmm ... think Calisle or CALL would publish it?
Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2014 01:17 PM (4JkHl)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 15, 2014 01:17 PM (Pr6hk)
As long as it's clear that the folks who helped Cortez would likely have been every bit as bad as the Aztecs. It's almost like human nature is immutable and is almost never an unalloyed good. Gee, maybe that James Madison guy was onto something.
Posted by: pep at January 15, 2014 01:17 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2014 01:18 PM (b1/nQ)
When is the last time a Republican from a Union state that is safe said, "Hey you're the party of Robert Fucking Byrd KKK assholes...my party from MY state ended slavery assholes with the help of black Republicans..."
??
get it?
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 01:18 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2014 01:18 PM (TGgNi)
That scene in the Last of the Mohicans (90s version) always makes me want to throw up.
Posted by: Duesenberg J. Phaeton at January 15, 2014 01:18 PM (ZKzrr)
Edelstein probably would be very popular in Muslim countries just because of that right there what with the religion of peace's tolerance and all.
Posted by: huerfano at January 15, 2014 01:18 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 15, 2014 01:19 PM (Vvdwr)
It was the Democrats who were against freeing the slaves.
It was a Republican who forced the Emancipation issue.
You'd think that the Donkeys wouldn't want the subject brought up anymore.
Posted by: wheatie at January 15, 2014 05:16 PM (wUr+i)
I have a neighbor (died in the wool Dem) who acknowledges that history and recently commented "isn't it amazing how the parties have flip-flopped these last few years?"
Technically, this woman is highly educated.
In practice, she's dumber than a bag of hammers.
Posted by: jwb7605 [/i][/u][/s][/b] at January 15, 2014 01:19 PM (3Tv+N)
Instead, Berg leads you to the conclusion that these Americans were just too good, too true, too respectful. Luttrell’s operation — and his teams’ lives — might have been saved if they’d summarily executed three passing goat-herders rather than following the Rules of Engagement.
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This fight happened back in 2005. The ROE's were quite different than what Dear Leader has forced on our military now. They would have been fully justified for killing the goatherds (officially). Those men spared them out of their hearts.
Posted by: Soona at January 15, 2014 01:19 PM (MB7Pi)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at January 15, 2014 01:20 PM (nnkXw)
You spelled Iraqis wrong, you stupid wingnut. Jeez, it's like you don't care about brown people and history at all. Read a book, man.
Posted by: Marty Sloggenclein from Someplace in Vermont at January 15, 2014 01:20 PM (4I3Uo)
Because it keeps race front and center.in the national conversation and the Dems somehow benefit from that, their racist history non-withstanding.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 15, 2014 01:20 PM (DpEwG)
It does. Usually to increase box office.
Posted by: pep at January 15, 2014 01:20 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 15, 2014 01:21 PM (aDwsi)
In the book, the initial firefight happened on the rocky cliffs overlooking a village.
Posted by: Soona at January 15, 2014 05:14 PM (MB7Pi)
Again, I recall those parts as just a prelude to the brunt of the story which was his escape and time in the Afghan village. It may be a misperception obtained over a period of time, but that is the part of the book that stayed with me.
Posted by: polynikes at January 15, 2014 01:21 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: liverpool pathway at January 15, 2014 01:21 PM (zOTsN)
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I remember having a Belgian, back in the day, tell me as an American I was responsible for the Rwandan genocide because Clinton could have sent in troops to stop it and did not.
I pointed out to the Euro-trash in question that Rwanda had been a Belgian colony, that Belgium had run it as a slave labor camp (akin to a NAZI German one, not a cotton plantation), and that part of the reason the ethnic groups hated each other was because of the way the Belgians had pitted them against each other so he could STFU.
After this he agreed that perhaps had was too simplistic to blame people outside of those directly involved in the killing...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2014 01:21 PM (P3U0f)
I was thinking more along the lines of dozen or so cluster munitions ...
Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2014 01:21 PM (4JkHl)
Posted by: liverpool pathway at January 15, 2014 01:22 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 15, 2014 01:23 PM (P7Wsr)
Seems to have replaced the predictable McCarthism-themed movies that used to come out yearly.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2014 04:48 PM (POpqt)
Haven't you also noticed the escalation in rhetoric from the Left concerning slavery, "neo-confederates," etc.? It started with "they gonna put y'all back in chains" and has gone downhill from there. They're working overtime to tie every conservative to some kind of backhanded support for slavery or the Confederacy, or at least being "blind to the true horror," which will be the New Racism. Oldest trick in the book. Obama won't be on the ballot in November 2016 so they have to keep the black folks riled up and voting Democrat somehow.
Posted by: rockmom at January 15, 2014 01:23 PM (Q4elb)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 15, 2014 01:23 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 15, 2014 01:24 PM (DhGW2)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 15, 2014 01:24 PM (9+ccr)
The Belgians couldn't send in troops because they spent all their money on their lazy socialist population.
Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2014 01:24 PM (4JkHl)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 15, 2014 01:24 PM (v+ojV)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 15, 2014 01:24 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 15, 2014 01:24 PM (P6QsQ)
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Only a liberal could believe that the story of a Jew sacrificing his life to save the world could be anti-semitic...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2014 01:25 PM (P3U0f)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 15, 2014 01:25 PM (aDwsi)
No.
Posted by: Race Baiting Poverty Pimps, Inc. at January 15, 2014 01:25 PM (wSrLR)
Posted by: Professional Victims at January 15, 2014 01:26 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 15, 2014 01:26 PM (WdbF7)
@43 Also, I never comprehended the objections to the Passion of the Christ showing the, um, Passion of the Christ. It's kind of like how critics were shocked and amazed that Apocalypto was super violent. No. A movie about the Mayans was violent? Get out of here.
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Oh, please. Only White People have ever been super violent.
Posted by: junior at January 15, 2014 01:26 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Adam at January 15, 2014 01:26 PM (Aif/5)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 15, 2014 01:26 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Judge Pug at January 15, 2014 01:27 PM (Qev5V)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 15, 2014 01:27 PM (dfYL9)
But what floors is how a critic could say that the movie is "brown people bad" when it's an Afghan who saves the life of the lone surviving SEAL - and puts his life, and the lives of his wife and son and everyone else in the village, at risk to defend him against the Taliban? Did this idiot even *watch* the film?
To be fair, Ben Sachs in the far-left Chicago Reader, gave the movie a thoughtful, and positive, review.
Posted by: Brown Line at January 15, 2014 01:27 PM (VrNoa)
Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 15, 2014 01:27 PM (P7Wsr)
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Slavery, apparently unlike the Constitution, can be understood even though it is like 100 years old - right Ezra Klein?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2014 01:27 PM (P3U0f)
Posted by: liverpool pathway at January 15, 2014 01:27 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Chris M at January 15, 2014 01:27 PM (+7Usq)
That sphere operates according to rigged rules. It has for decades. It's one of the first areas that the 1960s campus radicals targeted for their "long march through the institutions". With overwhelming success.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 15, 2014 01:27 PM (gqT4g)
I am in Vail, skiing. Came in to check the posts and I am simply amazed at how much fun they all are.
Good work!
Off to the hot tub, eat your hearts out.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 15, 2014 01:28 PM (tWFaN)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 15, 2014 01:28 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 15, 2014 01:28 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 15, 2014 01:28 PM (DhGW2)
They stole that from my review of 12 Years a Slave!
Posted by: Dang at January 15, 2014 01:28 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 15, 2014 01:29 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 15, 2014 01:29 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2014 01:29 PM (4JkHl)
Technically, this woman is highly educated.
In practice, she's dumber than a bag of hammers.
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 15, 2014 05:19 PM (3Tv+N)
Isn't that basically how Dems explain their history whenever they're forced to acknowledge it? They say it started with Nixon and the "southern strategy" and played to disillusioned dems that hated blacks and "Boom! All those down south racists mad at us for being so damn awesome became Republicans". That's the comforting fairy tale they tell themselves, anyways.
Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at January 15, 2014 01:29 PM (ynzfm)
Wasn't the dude who invented Kwanzaa involved in that?
Posted by: Duesenberg J. Phaeton at January 15, 2014 01:29 PM (ZKzrr)
To the left, facts are unimportant, only the narrative matters.
So, when the real world disagrees with what they "know" is correct they reject reality...and substitute their own...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2014 01:29 PM (P3U0f)
Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 15, 2014 01:29 PM (P7Wsr)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 15, 2014 01:30 PM (T0NGe)
2) Peter rejecting Christ through cowardice.
Poor Peter had no chance. Christ told him that he was going to do it beforehand.
In regard to killing the goatherders, when I read the book I thought that I hope that they have now prepared any future missions for this type of scenario by supplying them with a knock out drug or something. I wondered why they just didn't tie him up somewhere to be discovered later . That at least would have given them some time.
Posted by: polynikes at January 15, 2014 01:30 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2014 01:30 PM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2014 01:30 PM (zqvg6)
@149 As long as it's clear that the folks who helped Cortez would likely have been every bit as bad as the Aztecs. It's almost like human nature is immutable and is almost never an unalloyed good. Gee, maybe that James Madison guy was onto something.
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One of my favorite bits of video game political correctness involves the game Age of Empires III. Among the other bits of sillyness (a Russian army marching across the American Mid-West during the middle of winter at the same time as the American War of Independence), there's a mission in which the protagonist protects a bunch of Aztec temples against the EEEEVVILLLL!!!!! Spanish Conquistadors.
Posted by: junior at January 15, 2014 01:31 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 15, 2014 01:31 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 15, 2014 01:32 PM (GEICT)
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You can have a lot of fun with liberals when you point out to them that Nixon was a liberal. In the 1960 election, JFK was the more conservative candidate...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2014 01:32 PM (P3U0f)
Penance? No, they do it to mark social status, IOW "more sensitive than thou". If they couldn't talk about how moved they were by the whole thing, and how they "get" why blacks are so angry, they wouldn't waste the coin.
Posted by: pep at January 15, 2014 01:33 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 15, 2014 01:33 PM (DhGW2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2014 01:33 PM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 15, 2014 01:33 PM (DhGW2)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 15, 2014 01:33 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Buckeye Katie at January 15, 2014 01:34 PM (1M/xn)
Posted by: Adam at January 15, 2014 01:34 PM (Aif/5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2014 01:34 PM (7kkQJ)
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Dude, we have a right to choose rip the beatings hearts out of captives. Take your fundie shit somewhere else.
Posted by: Some Aztec at January 15, 2014 01:34 PM (P3U0f)
Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 01:35 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 15, 2014 01:35 PM (DhGW2)
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2014 01:35 PM (zqvg6)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2014 01:35 PM (2FLti)
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 15, 2014 01:35 PM (VtjlW)
Why do the Liberals...Democrats...keep bringing up the subject of slavery?
Because it keeps race front and center.in the national conversation and the Dems somehow benefit from that, their racist history non-withstanding.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 15, 2014 05:20 PM (DpEwG)
Helps feed the demand for reparations, for one thing. Which is what most of Obama's policies actually are.
For another thing, the hate-America progs believe America can NEVER live down the taint of slavery. Bringing it up over and over again is supposed to remind every new generation of Americans that our great nation was built on the backs of slaves and that makes the whole enterprise illegitimate. They never acknowldge that almost a half-million white men died to end slavery, the South was laid waste and impoverished for generations, the Constitution was amended three times etc.
And Democrats always find it politically useful to rile up black voters about slavery. Remember in 2000, at the end of the camapign Al Gore made a speech in which he said "every time a Republican talks about honoring the Constitution, I am reminded of the part of that Constitution that said black people were only 3/5 of a person." Similar comments have been made recently by MSNBC commentators and Democrat pols in response to the Tea Party and conservative groups that stress a return to Constitutional principals and states' rights.
Posted by: rockmom at January 15, 2014 01:35 PM (Q4elb)
Now I want some Pop Tarts.
Posted by: Dang at January 15, 2014 01:36 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 15, 2014 01:36 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 15, 2014 01:37 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: MTF at January 15, 2014 01:37 PM (F58x4)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 15, 2014 01:38 PM (DhGW2)
Posted by: --- at January 15, 2014 01:38 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2014 01:38 PM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 15, 2014 05:28 PM (DhGW2)
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I'm sure that shit like this happened. And it's unforgivable. BUT, contrary to popular belief, most slaves were treated decently. After all, they were major monetary investments by the owner and that owner depended on them to plant and harvest their crops. I can't see a modern farmer running a $250,000 combine off a cliff just for shits and giggles.
Slavery was a dark mark on this nation, don't get me wrong. But we corrected it with a very high cost in white blood.
Posted by: Soona at January 15, 2014 01:39 PM (MB7Pi)
or just fly to Syria and explain to al-Nursa how they should be nicer to everyone and how that and some aromatherapy will make them complete.
Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2014 01:39 PM (4JkHl)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 15, 2014 01:40 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 15, 2014 01:41 PM (DhGW2)
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Let me treat you to the smell of our new Sarin scented candles. You just sit right here and I'll be back in 5-10 minutes ok infidel, uh, friend?
Posted by: Some Syrian Jihadi at January 15, 2014 01:42 PM (P3U0f)
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2014 01:42 PM (zqvg6)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 15, 2014 05:28 PM (DhGW2)
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I'm sure that shit like this happened. And it's unforgivable. BUT, contrary to popular belief, most slaves were treated decently. After all, they were major monetary investments by the owner and that owner depended on them to plant and harvest their crops. I can't see a modern farmer running a $250,000 combine off a cliff just for shits and giggles.
Slavery was a dark mark on this nation, don't get me wrong. But we corrected it with a very high cost in white blood.
Posted by: Soona at January 15, 2014 05:39 PM (MB7Pi)
Mirror Universe Romney was referring to Abortion in a fairly roundabout way.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 15, 2014 01:42 PM (TM1p8)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 15, 2014 01:42 PM (ZRWZG)
Posted by: Buckeye Katie at January 15, 2014 01:42 PM (1M/xn)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 15, 2014 01:43 PM (ZRWZG)
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2014 01:44 PM (zqvg6)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 15, 2014 01:44 PM (DhGW2)
Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2014 01:44 PM (4JkHl)
or just fly to Syria and explain to al-Nursa how they should be nicer to
everyone and how that and some aromatherapy will make them complete.
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I was thinking more like "high colonics".
Posted by: Soona at January 15, 2014 01:45 PM (MB7Pi)
Posted by: Arbalest at January 15, 2014 01:46 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: thunderb at January 15, 2014 01:46 PM (zOTsN)
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The left isn't so opposed to slavery in general actually. Should the the governmental elite have the right to take the profits of your labors for their own good and punish you if you object? Liberals say yes...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2014 01:47 PM (P3U0f)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac lover of KaBoom Cereal at January 15, 2014 01:47 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: WalrusRex at January 15, 2014 01:48 PM (XUKZU)
I mean, uh...Choice! Don't push your beliefs on us, you religious freaks. The Supreme Court has decided we have a constitutional right to slavery, so you're just being hateful bigots. If you don't like slavery, don't own a slave. Choice!
Posted by: Pro Choice on Slavery! at January 15, 2014 01:49 PM (ynzfm)
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 15, 2014 01:49 PM (gVtdw)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 15, 2014 01:50 PM (DhGW2)
So...
Iron Man Threesome
Pacific Trim
12 Inches a Slave
The Devil's Dude (probably gay porn)
The Nut Job (no change needed)
The Rump Ranger (surely gay porn)
Lee Daniel's The Butt
Posted by: Dang at January 15, 2014 01:51 PM (MNq6o)
Audie Murphy: murderer.
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I finish off more men before breakfast then that Murphy guy took on in a whole war.
Posted by: Sandra FLuke at January 15, 2014 01:51 PM (P3U0f)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 15, 2014 01:52 PM (DhGW2)
But voluntarily working at minimum wage is modern day slavery.
Posted by: Crazee(@Crazizzle) at January 15, 2014 01:54 PM (ynzfm)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 15, 2014 01:55 PM (DhGW2)
@249While the left abhors slavery( particularly US slavery in the South) they just love them some dismembered babies.
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The Left only abhors slavery when Whites own non-White slaves.
The same people who applaud the brutality of 12 Years probably decried the much less extreme violence in Taken.
Posted by: junior at January 15, 2014 01:55 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 15, 2014 01:57 PM (DhGW2)
Posted by: Ike Turner at January 15, 2014 01:58 PM (BXLPR)
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So the Belgian waffled?
Posted by: Kensington at January 15, 2014 01:58 PM (H84UO)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 15, 2014 02:00 PM (DhGW2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2014 02:06 PM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 15, 2014 02:07 PM (DhGW2)
Posted by: Fourth Horseman at January 15, 2014 02:09 PM (GKF3X)
Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2014 02:16 PM (UzPAd)
Because 12 Years a Slave is outstanding. I don't care if racist Leftist tools co-opt it for their own misery-peddling-- the film is excellent, powerful, and a tremendous *American* story of hope and perseverance in the face of unspeakable horror.
You know, just like Lone Survivor, which is also outstanding, albeit for very different reason.
There's absolutely no need to play the game of the stupid people.
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at January 15, 2014 02:25 PM (Ed+yP)
"35 I'll at least half agree with the critic. I haven't seen PofTC, but from what I've been told...
**Sigh** But,like he critic, you hve your uninformed opinion, don'cha?
Christ Passion is central to redemptive Christianity.
Posted by: Havildar - Major at January 15, 2014 02:27 PM (kduZC)
Posted by: whoever at January 15, 2014 02:27 PM (zu9Ee)
Posted by: panzernashorn at January 15, 2014 03:11 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: UGAdawg at January 15, 2014 03:26 PM (e/9tl)
Posted by: Havildar - Major at January 15, 2014 03:47 PM (kduZC)
Posted by: Shoot Me at January 15, 2014 05:05 PM (qiXMt)
Posted by: JohnJ at January 15, 2014 06:16 PM (TF/YA)
Posted by: Dave M at January 16, 2014 02:19 PM (KuiG4)
Notice how evil and wicked they bawl about slavery used to be practiced in America, and ignore Islam STILL practices SLAVERY, IGNORED.
Posted by: ron n. at January 18, 2014 09:07 AM (c7HxG)
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