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January 29, 2014

More Goofing on NBC Political Director and Obama SuperFan #1 Mark Murray
— Ace

in a way this is Obama's story @mmurraypolitics @Matthops82 @jaketapper
— King_Ghidorah (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 29, 2014

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn's estate announces plans to change title of "The Gulag Archipelago" to "Night Snow in Hyde Park" @mmurraypolitics
— King_Ghidorah (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 29, 2014

.@mmurraypolitics --> hoping Obama makes it on the first ballot into the Holocaust Museum
— King_Ghidorah (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 29, 2014

They have that right?
— King_Ghidorah (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 29, 2014

O HAI...!

Posted by: Ace at 03:32 PM | Comments (167)
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1 Better go check the Twitter feed.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 29, 2014 03:34 PM (oFCZn)

2 I didn't even watch Dracula because it was on NBC. That company can't go dark soon enough.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at January 29, 2014 03:35 PM (Lqb+9)

3 Wow, ace is just gamboling about the internets today. Good work!

Posted by: .87c at January 29, 2014 03:36 PM (XdlVI)

4 We've got to solve the media problem, correct? They hide behind the First Amendment and it's tough to figure out how to turn them into at least semi-honest brokers of the truth. How about requiring all of them to have mullets...including the women. Tough to take them seriously when they all look like Matt Houston.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 29, 2014 03:37 PM (oFCZn)

5 Rosa Parks would have given her seat to Barack Obama.

Posted by: --- at January 29, 2014 03:37 PM (MMC8r)

6 Another pajama boy?

Posted by: ET at January 29, 2014 03:37 PM (uGlk8)

7 >> Rosa Parks would have given her seat to Barack Obama. Posted by: --- And now Reggie does.

Posted by: Aviator at January 29, 2014 03:38 PM (DI+ja)

8 Ace, you're having far too much fun. You're supposed to be an evil conservative. You're ruining the image, man!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 29, 2014 03:38 PM (GEICT)

9 This dude has cuckold written all over him.

Posted by: Codec717 at January 29, 2014 03:38 PM (jXG+o)

10 Every time I think about how hard Obama had it, I feel better about my life.

Posted by: Job at January 29, 2014 03:38 PM (MMC8r)

11 A Backpfeifengesicht right there.

Posted by: toby928© at January 29, 2014 03:39 PM (QupBk)

12 Murray's wife is a Obama political appointee so it's defend/hail the president or sex alone.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 29, 2014 03:39 PM (38LLM)

13 Barack's had it so tough, Jerry's kids send money to him.

Posted by: Job at January 29, 2014 03:40 PM (MMC8r)

14 Shrapnel to the head. Brain Trauma. Coma. 'Total Immersion'. Same same.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2014 03:40 PM (R7Lcy)

15 Damnit! I've now hit my tweet limit. I wonder how long before I can tweet again.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 29, 2014 03:40 PM (DmNpO)

16 Hey.... is THIS the Guy Pajama Boy talked to??? It THAT what happened??? Enquiring minds want to know...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2014 03:40 PM (84gbM)

17 I'm going in for a colonoscopy on Friday, with all the attendant preparations and unpleasant outcomes. In a way, those outcomes are Obama's story.

Posted by: pep at January 29, 2014 03:40 PM (6TB1Z)

18 Schindler's List is much like Obama's story except the Jews got off easy.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 29, 2014 03:40 PM (38LLM)

19 Seeing as how you killed the French thread below, do you have any interest in that FATHER BROWN episode with French subs?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 29, 2014 03:41 PM (MiLnO)

20 15 Damnit! I've now hit my tweet limit. I wonder how long before I can tweet again. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 29, 2014 07:40 PM (DmNpO) There's a limit? I did not know that. Oh and what's your handle NDH I'll follow you.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 29, 2014 03:41 PM (oFCZn)

21 If I had to bet, I'd guess this man is not unacquainted with the taste of penis.

Posted by: toby928© at January 29, 2014 03:41 PM (QupBk)

22 Nelson Mandela's last words: "At least I didn't have Obama's life."

Posted by: SGT. York at January 29, 2014 03:42 PM (8Uxxu)

23 Yup, my life is easy street compared to that Obama feller.

Posted by: Job at January 29, 2014 03:42 PM (6TB1Z)

24 I wonder how long before I can tweet again. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 29, 2014 07:40 PM (DmNpO) That's what happens when ICEMAGEDDON traps you indoors, huh?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 29, 2014 03:42 PM (GEICT)

25 In a way, those outcomes are Obama's story.

So are the contents of teh kitteh's litter box.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 29, 2014 03:43 PM (53cD3)

26 Murray is the kind of guy who will never, ever be the pitcher.

Posted by: SGT. York at January 29, 2014 03:43 PM (8Uxxu)

27 In a way, the biblical story of Job is about Obama.

Posted by: Boone at January 29, 2014 03:43 PM (tIyK2)

28 Every time I think about Obama growing up well-off and stoned in Hawaii, I think 'There but for the grace of God go I.'

Posted by: --- at January 29, 2014 03:43 PM (MMC8r)

29 Yup, my life is easy street compared to that Obama feller.
Posted by: Job
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Possible thread winner

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 29, 2014 03:43 PM (aDwsi)

30 Sure, sure that guy almost died in Afghanistan.

But I was really off my golf game a few times as I was dithering about taking my general's advice about sending more troops to a war I really didn't care about anyway. THAT is tragic.

Posted by: SCOAMF at January 29, 2014 03:44 PM (TB/3z)

31 >>>Seeing as how you killed the French thread below, do you have any interest in that FATHER BROWN episode with French subs? no... subtitles aren't useful in learning at this stage. i can read fine.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2014 03:44 PM (/FnUH)

32 12 Murray's wife is a Obama political appointee so it's defend/hail the president or sex alone. What's that mean, with his other hand?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 29, 2014 03:44 PM (AwRKK)

33 Vatican releases statement: "Book of Job to be renamed in honor of the much worse struggle Obama has had to endure."

Posted by: SGT. York at January 29, 2014 03:44 PM (8Uxxu)

34 Murray is the kind of guy who will never, ever be the pitcher.

But he might be a switch hitter.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 29, 2014 03:44 PM (53cD3)

35 In fairness, Barry has also spent a lot of time in bunkers.

Posted by: toby928© at January 29, 2014 03:44 PM (QupBk)

36 In a way Gandhi's Salt Satyagraha and Obama's trip to 'Buy some Shrimp' are the same story.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2014 03:44 PM (R7Lcy)

37 Is that his real face?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 29, 2014 03:44 PM (P6QsQ)

38 I finally figured what I hate the most about Monuments Men. In the tv ad is a 350lb, 55yo John Goodman in full battle gear.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 29, 2014 03:44 PM (MiLnO)

39 Isn't Wendy Davis's story really Obama's story?

Posted by: Daybrother at January 29, 2014 03:45 PM (XIX5M)

40 <<Yup, my life is easy street compared to that Obama feller.

Posted by: Job>>

Dammit!

Posted by: SGT. York at January 29, 2014 03:45 PM (8Uxxu)

41 Jobama?

Posted by: --- at January 29, 2014 03:45 PM (MMC8r)

42 When you compare Obama's journey with the astronauts who burned alive in Apollo Un you think "man those guys got off easy."

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 29, 2014 03:45 PM (38LLM)

43 John Goofman might be closer to 60, now that I think about it.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 29, 2014 03:45 PM (MiLnO)

44 Is that picture the NBC dickhead? He reminds me of someone else. thinking.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2014 03:45 PM (0FSuD)

45 35 In fairness, Barry has also spent a lot of time in bunkers. Posted by: toby928Â© at January 29, 2014 07:44 PM (QupBk) /Golf clap....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2014 03:45 PM (84gbM)

46 Are you a King now, ace? I didn't vote for you.

Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2014 03:46 PM (sdi6R)

47 <<urray is the kind of guy who will never, ever be the pitcher.

But he might be a switch hitter.>>

I think he only spends time behind the plate.

Posted by: SGT. York at January 29, 2014 03:46 PM (8Uxxu)

48 He reminds me of someone else. thinking

Glenn Beck

Posted by: pep at January 29, 2014 03:46 PM (6TB1Z)

49 OT but related in that it is about another entitled feeling politician State Sen. Wendy Davis, D-Fort Worth, delivered a ferocious defense Tuesday night of her life story and her parenting of her two daughters, declaring that Attorney General Greg Abbott has Â“picked a fight with the wrong Texas gal.Â” Â“I wonÂ’t let anyone take my familyÂ’s truth away from me,Â” said Davis, speaking even as President Obama was delivering his State of the Union speech. It was the most passionate and powerful defense of the now-contested personal narrative that has been central to her message as a candidate for governor. Â“Greg Abbott can sink as low as he wants, but I wonÂ’t let him drag me down with him. He can run a campaign about my past; IÂ’m going to run one thatÂ’s about your future,Â” Davis told the Travis County Democratic PartyÂ’s Johnson-Bentsen-Richards dinner at the Four Seasons Hotel. Â“But thereÂ’s one thing I have to say before I leave Greg Abbott and his allies to play in the gutter once and for all. And I want to say it right here, right now, with Texas listening Â– because I want to make sure our opponents can hear it loud and clear. You can attack my record. You can challenge my ideas. You can play holier-than-thou with my life story. But I draw the line when it comes to lying about my family.Â”

Posted by: thunderb at January 29, 2014 03:46 PM (zOTsN)

50 NDH, post 'em here if you want, I'll copy them over to Twitter.

Posted by: Retread at January 29, 2014 03:46 PM (cHwk5)

51 6 Another pajama boy? BINGO! Put a cup of hot chocolate in his hand.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2014 03:46 PM (0FSuD)

52 His struggle is man's struggle.

Posted by: Prometheus at January 29, 2014 03:46 PM (QupBk)

53 During his LA college days, he had to swim home to Hawaii for Christmas break, much like much of Atlanta fighting the snow last night. But it's worse because Obama can't swim.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 29, 2014 03:47 PM (7v8o1)

54 There's a limit? I did not know that. Oh and what's your handle NDH I'll follow you. *** Thanks! https://twitter.com/mflynny What is yours?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 29, 2014 03:47 PM (DmNpO)

55

This is my type of reporter... Tell him to meet me at The Vault Friday night....

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 29, 2014 03:47 PM (Pr6hk)

56 That guy is NBC's political director? What is he, twelve?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 29, 2014 03:47 PM (P6QsQ)

57 Then there was the time Barack's ball washer wouldn't work and it messed up his golf game. Hey, why are you looking at me like that?

Posted by: Kal P. at January 29, 2014 03:47 PM (X3GkB)

58 The tweets are killing me, NDH. I read them to my mother, and she said, "I love those people."

Posted by: no good deed at January 29, 2014 03:47 PM (vBhbc)

59 I don't mean to blaspheme against Myself, but I really respect Obama for suffering with such little complaint.

Posted by: Jesus at January 29, 2014 03:48 PM (/FnUH)

60 Posted by: ace In college one of our teachers showed us 'Princess Bride" dubbed in French. It was fun.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 29, 2014 03:48 PM (XIX5M)

61 It has been ten days since a story in the Dallas Morning News, challenged details of her biography, and led to a frenzy of reporting and commentary about Davis, whose candidacy has drawn great national interest. Davis has blamed the Abbott campaign for generating the negative stories, though both the Abbott campaign and Wayne Slater, who wrote the original story in the Dallas paper, said he never talked to the Abbott campaign before publishing his story. Davis is particularly incensed by reports that she had Â“abandonedÂ” her daughters. Amber and Dru, by attending Harvard Law School, or that she had lost custody of her daughters after her divorce from her second husband. because "her family's truth" is somehow different and more special than the truth

Posted by: thunderb at January 29, 2014 03:48 PM (zOTsN)

62 That's what happens when ICEMAGEDDON traps you indoors, huh? *** Ace's last post inspired a hash and I was tweeting and retweeting like crazy

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 29, 2014 03:48 PM (DmNpO)

63 That dude looks like a ventriloquist dummy.

Posted by: --- at January 29, 2014 03:48 PM (MMC8r)

64 Obama's next biography to be called "My Struggle". There have been problems with the German translation.

Posted by: SGT. York at January 29, 2014 03:48 PM (8Uxxu)

65 But I draw the line when it comes to lying about my family.Â” Posted by: thunderb at January 29, 2014 07:46 PM (zOTsN) and that line is one I passed long ago.... oh.... wait...

Posted by: Wendy "Liawatha 2' Davis at January 29, 2014 03:48 PM (84gbM)

66 State Sen. Wendy Davis, D-Fort Worth, delivered a ferocious defense Tuesday night of her life story and her parenting of her two daughters, declaring that Attorney General Greg Abbott has Â“picked a fight with the wrong Texas gal.Â” She's STILL talking about this? When you're explaining, your losing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 29, 2014 03:49 PM (oFCZn)

67 GodDAMN, that Obama is tough as nails.

Posted by: Sonny Corleone Getting Shot to Death at the Toll Booth at January 29, 2014 03:49 PM (/FnUH)

68 For many obese adults, the die was cast by the time they were 5 years old

In a way, this is obama's story.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2014 03:49 PM (n0DEs)

69 re: Wendy Davis her stock just went up she's proving to be a very good D candidate she studied hitlery and eliz warren well

Posted by: soothsayer at January 29, 2014 03:49 PM (MiLnO)

70 Mark Murray is leveraging these tweets to get the job of editor-in-chief of Tiger Beat.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2014 03:50 PM (X3GkB)

71 63 That dude looks like a ventriloquist dummy. Posted by: --- at January 29, 2014 07:48 PM (MMC8r) Heyyyyyyyyyyy,,,,, that's just not righttttt.....

Posted by: Peanut at January 29, 2014 03:50 PM (84gbM)

72 That dude looks like a ventriloquist dummy.

Posted by: --- at January 29, 2014 07:48 PM (MMC8r)

That's it. I knew that never shaved in his life dweeb looked liked something

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2014 03:50 PM (FE/sZ)

73 But I draw the line when it comes to lying about my family.

You can't do that! Only I can do that!

Posted by: Wendy Davis at January 29, 2014 03:50 PM (9F2c1)

74 #ObamasHardKnockLife

My struggles are nothing compared to that poor, poor, Obama.

Posted by: Sisyphus at January 29, 2014 03:50 PM (TB/3z)

75 >>>In college one of our teachers showed us 'Princess Bride" dubbed in French. It was fun. dubbing's a little useful but subtitles aren't. I'm a fair reader. the problem is everything else (hearing, writing, and talking -- and I never even try the last one).

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2014 03:50 PM (/FnUH)

76 Ace's last post inspired a hash and I was tweeting and retweeting like crazy The hard knock life?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 29, 2014 03:50 PM (GEICT)

77 That dude looks like a ventriloquist dummy.

Posted by: --- at

Charlie McCarthy without the monocle?

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at January 29, 2014 03:50 PM (cxs6V)

78 "In a way, the story of Creation is really the story of Obama because all of creation was intended to produce this president." - @mmurraypolitics

Posted by: SGT. York at January 29, 2014 03:51 PM (8Uxxu)

79 I am a wimp compared to President Obama.

Posted by: Audie Murphy at January 29, 2014 03:51 PM (9F2c1)

80 79 I am a wimp compared to President Obama. Posted by: Audie Murphy at January 29, 2014 07:51 PM (9F2c1) Me too....

Posted by: Chuck Norris at January 29, 2014 03:52 PM (84gbM)

81 His pic is kind of spooky. He looks like the kind of guy that would go on an interstate killing spree.

Posted by: Soona at January 29, 2014 03:52 PM (93fIs)

82 Thanks! https://twitter.com/mflynny What is yours? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 29, 2014 07:47 PM (DmNpO) Followed. Mine is https://twitter.com/Dackers42 but you don't have to follow me. Serious I so rarely post anything on Twitter that I'm surprised I have an account. I just check every so often to see if Ace is causing a ruckus.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 29, 2014 03:52 PM (oFCZn)

83 somebody please make a Downfall video about this

please...

Posted by: Manny from Mannheim at January 29, 2014 03:52 PM (omBWL)

84 I have brought shame to the Emperor by not struggling as much as Obama. I will now commit hara-kiri due to my shame.

Posted by: That Japanese Guy Who Kept Fighting in the Jungle Until the 1970s at January 29, 2014 03:53 PM (9F2c1)

85 Helen Keller's story is really Obama's. He too cannot hear anyone else, and no one understands what he is trying to say.

Posted by: no good deed at January 29, 2014 03:53 PM (vBhbc)

86 Me too.... Posted by: Chuck Norris at January 29, 2014 07:52 PM (84gbM) When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from ~~Chuck Norris~~ Barack Obama

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 29, 2014 03:53 PM (yz6yg)

87 I don't care about the Jets struggl-iiiing, but I sure do feel bad for all that Barack has gone through. #ObamasHardKnockLife

Posted by: Drunk Joe Namath at January 29, 2014 03:53 PM (TB/3z)

88 56 That guy is NBC's political director? What is he, twelve? Posted by: grammie winger at January 29, 2014 07:47 PM (P6QsQ) My thought is: wait, political "Director"? What happened to having an editor? Director implies that you are "directing" your political coverage. In other words you are not "covering" it, but rather creating it, like a movie. In other words, you are not merely reporting the news as it happens, but rather shaping the coverage of the news in a specific way. I am not saying this is not patently obvious to anyone watching, I am just saying it seems awfully blatant for people who think they are non-partisan. And that is without even getting into having politburo like titles. Why not just call him the political "Officer"? People are strange...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2014 03:53 PM (TGgNi)

89 ~~Chuck Norris~~ Barack Obama has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 29, 2014 03:54 PM (yz6yg)

90 ..In college one of our teachers showed us 'Princess Bride" dubbed in French. It was fun. So they translated Andre the Giant's franco/english grunts into French? Tres bizarre.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2014 03:54 PM (g1DWB)

91 >>For many obese adults, the die was cast by the time they were 5 years old So, Michelle was a five year old fatty.

Posted by: Aviator at January 29, 2014 03:54 PM (DI+ja)

92 Speaking of Bill Clinton ... There is a correlation between infidelity and the size of a male's testicles, researchers have found. A study by scientists at the University of Oslo found that primates with bigger testicles were more likely to be unfaithful.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 29, 2014 03:54 PM (e8kgV)

93 Sasha Obama announces plans to write her autobiography tentatively titled "Dreams of Mein Fuhrer."

Posted by: SGT. York at January 29, 2014 03:55 PM (8Uxxu)

94 Nobody ever lets him be clear. #ObamasHardKnockLife

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2014 03:55 PM (R7Lcy)

95 #ObamasHardKnockLife

Hello?

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at January 29, 2014 03:55 PM (n0DEs)

96 Followed. Mine is https://twitter.com/Dackers42 but you don't have to follow me. Serious I so rarely post anything on Twitter that I'm surprised I have an account. I just check every so often to see if Ace is causing a ruckus. *** followed! Morons and 'ettes get an automatic follow

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 29, 2014 03:55 PM (DmNpO)

97 With subs you're learning 'conservational' rather than textbook. Your brain is seeing regular 'street' French but hearing English.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 29, 2014 03:55 PM (MiLnO)

98 80 79 I am a wimp compared to President Obama. Posted by: Audie Murphy at January 29, 2014 07:51 PM (9F2c1) Me too.... Posted by: Chuck Norris at January 29, 2014 07:52 PM (84gbM) But I'm not.... /picks up Choomboys teleprompter

Posted by: Corporal Clifford M. Wooldridge, United States Marine Corps at January 29, 2014 03:55 PM (84gbM)

99 There is a tweet limit? I never tweet & now IÂ’m on a roll with it for the last hour!

Posted by: Carol at January 29, 2014 03:55 PM (z4WKX)

100 94 Nobody ever lets him be clear. #ObamasHardKnockLife Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2014 07:55 PM (R7Lcy) Awesome. I used your phrase in another post earlier today. Why aren't you people letting him be clear? lol.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 29, 2014 03:56 PM (oFCZn)

101 Please, sir, Can Obama have some more?

Posted by: Oliver Twist at January 29, 2014 03:56 PM (MMC8r)

102 "I remember watching Land of the Lost and thinking the story of the dinosaurs is much like Obama's story, but Obama survived his asteroid strike and became president, and the rest is magic."

--- Mark Murray

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 29, 2014 03:56 PM (38LLM)

103 92 Speaking of Bill Clinton ... There is a correlation between infidelity and the size of a male's testicles, researchers have found. A study by scientists at the University of Oslo found that primates with bigger testicles were more likely to be unfaithful. Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 29, 2014 07:54 PM (e8kgV) http://tinyurl.com/m8bg649

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 29, 2014 03:56 PM (GEICT)

104 dubbing's a little useful but subtitles aren't. I'm a fair reader. the problem is everything else (hearing, writing, and talking -- and I never even try the last one). Posted by: ace I am/was in a similar boat but found that watching French movies without subtitles gave me an immersion experience. Helped me converse. Or you can always blog from Paris.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 29, 2014 03:56 PM (XIX5M)

105 followed! Morons and 'ettes get an automatic follow Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 29, 2014 07:55 PM (DmNpO) Aww thanks. You'll be bored to tears.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 29, 2014 03:57 PM (oFCZn)

106 39 Isn't Wendy Davis's story really Obama's story?

Posted by: Daybrother at January 29, 2014 07:45 PM (XIX5M)

Closer to Obama's mother I think.

Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2014 03:57 PM (LI48c)

107 What's a couple of years on the ice compared to Obama's hellish schedule of gala fundraisers?

Posted by: Ernest Shackleton at January 29, 2014 03:57 PM (8ZskC)

108 Jones is hitting some of them out of the park on that hashtag lol.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 29, 2014 03:57 PM (oFCZn)

109 2 I didn't even watch Dracula because it was on NBC. That company can't go dark soon enough. Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at January 29, 2014 07:35 PM (Lqb+9) Dracula has Hollywood conservative Daniel Knauf as a writer.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2014 03:57 PM (T0NGe)

110 107 "I've had more gala luncheons than you've had hot meals, laddie!"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2014 03:58 PM (TGgNi)

111 Matt @Matthops82 OMG RT @jaketapper Atlanta storm leaves mom stranded in car with baby for 18 hours http://cnn.it/LaWA9S #TheLead #SnowedOutAtlanta\ King_Ghidorah @AceofSpadesHQ in a way this is Obama's story @mmurraypolitics @Matthops82 @jaketapper 3:32 PM - 29 Jan 2014 So, is Obamae: a) the mom? b) the baby? c) the stranded car?

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 29, 2014 03:58 PM (E4MKN)

112 "In a way, the struggle of Obama is much like the Polar Bear's; nonexistent." - @mmurraypolitics

Posted by: SGT. York at January 29, 2014 03:58 PM (8Uxxu)

113 Another thing I like to do is watch Spanish soaps with Spanish subs to help me catch all the fast dialogue that sounds like a machine gun.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 29, 2014 03:58 PM (MiLnO)

114 I am a wimp compared to President Obama.

Posted by: Chesty Puller at January 29, 2014 03:59 PM (aDwsi)

115 92 Speaking of Bill Clinton ... The balls on that guy!

Posted by: --- at January 29, 2014 03:59 PM (MMC8r)

116 No wonder Obama won't talk about persecuted Christians. Torture, false imprisonment and death are nothing compared to what he's gone through v

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2014 03:59 PM (BLAfs)

117 Wendy Davis obviously has gotten her kids, which she can not see, to show up at some functions. She thinks that trumps gold digger? Not in Texas, they know gold diggers.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2014 03:59 PM (0FSuD)

118 I cried when I read Dreams From My Father on my deathbed.

Posted by: Bambi's Mother at January 29, 2014 04:00 PM (EqGES)

119 So, is Obamae:

a) the mom?
b) the baby?
c) the stranded car? Posted by: Judge
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or..., d) The inept, bungling, Mayor of Atlanta.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 29, 2014 04:00 PM (aDwsi)

120 113 Yeah, I had a college conversational german class once. I was doing fairly well, but then we watched a soap opera like thing from Germany and I could not understand a damn word. The combination of accent and speed made it hellish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2014 04:00 PM (TGgNi)

121 So, is Obamae:

a) the mom?
b) the baby?
c) the stranded car?

The snow.

Wait, is that racist? I have no idea anymore.

Posted by: HR at January 29, 2014 04:01 PM (hO8IJ)

122 There is a tweet limit? I never tweet & now IÂ’m on a roll with it for the last hour! *** really? What's your handle?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 29, 2014 04:01 PM (DmNpO)

123 Hulu has 'Braquo' --- like 'Spiral', but much grittier: The subtitles are toned down--they were apparently written by an English grannie--but if you want to learn how to swear in French, listen to the dialog, connards

No judges and lawyers, just street cops in a non-picturesque area of northern Paris.

Posted by: Manny from Mannheim at January 29, 2014 04:01 PM (omBWL)

124 So, is Obamae: a) the mom? b) the baby? c) the stranded car? Posted by: Judge Pug at January 29, 2014 07:58 PM (E4MKN) The Storm... the one that grinds the economy to a halt...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2014 04:01 PM (84gbM)

125 ****gets home from work, peeks into the HQ**** Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrghhhghhhghhghhghh!!! ***rage stroke. Lies twitching in a pile of blubbering protoplasm*** /relurk

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 29, 2014 04:01 PM (g4TxM)

126 The difference between eating lobster and eating your wagon team leader is that the lobster has a really tough shell.

Posted by: George Donner at January 29, 2014 04:02 PM (8ZskC)

127 Obama's story of the struggle to survive his Hawaiian upbringing shames me.

Posted by: Nick Rowe at January 29, 2014 04:02 PM (vBhbc)

128 63 That dude looks like a ventriloquist dummy. Posted by: --- Probably because some guy's fist is up his ass.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 29, 2014 04:02 PM (8FyP4)

129 117 Wendy Davis obviously has gotten her kids, which she can not see, to show up at some functions. She thinks that trumps gold digger? Not in Texas, they know gold diggers. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2014 07:59 PM (0FSuD) Whats dumb??? They are now fair game.... once they entered the political arena to support her, they are no longer off limits...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2014 04:02 PM (84gbM)

130 Is that Cicero with the Donner sock? Awesome.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2014 04:03 PM (WehNm)

131 Wendy Davis' pron name is Auric Spade

Posted by: phreshone at January 29, 2014 04:03 PM (Pr6hk)

132 Wendy Davis obviously has gotten her kids, which she can not see

Why can't she see them? They're both adults.

Posted by: HR at January 29, 2014 04:04 PM (hO8IJ)

133 there's a hair in my soup...

Posted by: PJ Boy #2 at January 29, 2014 04:05 PM (uGlk8)

134 I'm wondering why I ever bothered to leave home. This Obama guy is amazing.

Posted by: Alexander the Great at January 29, 2014 04:05 PM (oFCZn)

135 OT: I might have to consider moving back to Tennessee, if I can get a job with Beretta. They're moving some of their ops to Gallatin, TN...which they were going to move to VA until that carpetbagger won the governorship there. http://tinyurl.com/m9t5d9l

Posted by: Country Singer at January 29, 2014 04:05 PM (CWquH)

136 129 I do not have as much trouble with the kids because you can imagine the kind of bizarre psychological baggage they have to tote around with them. And they are not speaking out are they? They are just showing up at events. Probably one of the few times in their lives that their mom has wanted to spend time with them. That is a real heartbreaker...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2014 04:05 PM (TGgNi)

137 Awesome.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2014 08:03 PM (WehNm)

Awesome. It's how I roll.

Thanks

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2014 04:05 PM (8ZskC)

138 Wendy Davis, even Clinton won't fuck her. THAT is bad.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2014 04:05 PM (0FSuD)

139 I didn't know there was a tweet limit either, but there is a follow limit and apparently I've hit it because stupid Twitter wouldn't let me follow Dackers42.

Posted by: Retread at January 29, 2014 04:05 PM (cHwk5)

140 Why can't she see them? They're both adults. Posted by: HR at January 29, 2014 08:04 PM (hO8IJ) Didn't know that. Thought they were still in HS.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2014 04:06 PM (0FSuD)

141 Nood

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 29, 2014 04:08 PM (vHRtU)

142 For crying out loud. Whimps. CLT schools to close Thursday? WTF? Use up all the free days so the teachers can fuck off.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2014 04:08 PM (0FSuD)

143 139 I didn't know there was a tweet limit either, but there is a follow limit and apparently I've hit it because stupid Twitter wouldn't let me follow Dackers42. Posted by: Retread at January 29, 2014 08:05 PM (cHwk5) That's because they're trying to save you from my boring account lol. What's your handle?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 29, 2014 04:08 PM (oFCZn)

144 140 Why can't she see them? They're both adults. Posted by: HR at January 29, 2014 08:04 PM (hO8IJ) Didn't know that. Thought they were still in HS. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2014 08:06 PM (0FSuD) I believe she has a younger child with the ex husband and that the older ones are from a previous relationship.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 29, 2014 04:08 PM (GEICT)

145 And they are not speaking out are they? They are just showing up at events. Probably one of the few times in their lives that their mom has wanted to spend time with them. That is a real heartbreaker...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2014 08:05 PM (TGgNi)

-------------------------------------------

Who knows? They may be like momma. You pay them enough, they're will to give up whatever values they have and make their appearances.

Posted by: Soona at January 29, 2014 04:09 PM (93fIs)

146 Throughout Obama's living memory he's been: Upper middle class in Indonesia. Raised by a bank vice president in Hawaii. Sent to the most expensive private school west of the Mississippi. Sent to an expensive (if unambitious) private college. Was an admittedly terrible student. Transferred to an Ivy League school based on no apparent merit. Bummed around as a "community organizer". Got into Harvard Law with no apparent public record to suggest he was even nearly qualified. Got an adjunct job at U. Chicago law school despite no apparent record where he taught the lamest and most pathetic elective course. (And here the hands of his patrons were visible.) Got a state Senate seat through his patrons, Ayers and the New Party. Obama's the ultimate New Class guy. You might mention affirmative action, and you are welcome to do so, but if that were the case, he could have gone through to law school and been a nondescript lawyer working at, say, the IRS. No, his world -- his universe -- is all about contacts. He has an "in" and you don't.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2014 04:09 PM (T0NGe)

147 btw, mediate...get this...tried to pin Alex Cast on the GOP when he's some sort of squishy purple political consultant, for his idiotic obama sex comments

Posted by: joeindc44 at January 29, 2014 04:10 PM (eZfZg)

148 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 29, 2014 08:08 PM (oFCZn)

@Retread03

Posted by: Retread at January 29, 2014 04:10 PM (cHwk5)

149 147 btw, mediate...get this...tried to pin Alex Cast on the GOP when he's some sort of squishy purple political consultant, for his idiotic obama sex comments Posted by: joeindc44 at January 29, 2014 08:10 PM (eZfZg) To mediaite, and the rest, if you don't have pristine libDem credentials, you're a RWNJ.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2014 04:11 PM (T0NGe)

150 And they are not speaking out are they? They are just showing up at events. Probably one of the few times in their lives that their mom has wanted to spend time with them. That is a real heartbreaker... Posted by: Aetius451AD The older one, Amber I think, showed up for her presser at the Texas tribune and cried a lot reading from prepared remarks. "My Mom is my role model *sob*." etc.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 29, 2014 04:11 PM (2qIlm)

151 I was encrypted in carbonite for maybe a month. Obama's been in the White House for five years. Five years!

Posted by: Han at January 29, 2014 04:12 PM (kUgpq)

152

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2014 08:09 PM (T0NGe)

You forgot his stint as editor of the Harvard Law Review, despite no qualifications and being the first ever to never publish anything in it.

Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2014 04:13 PM (LI48c)

153 Had the worst time as POTUS, evah!!! #ObamasHardKnockLife

Posted by: Abe Lincoln at January 29, 2014 04:13 PM (TB/3z)

154 "A hard day's night" - I put Obama's story to music.

Posted by: John Lennin at January 29, 2014 04:15 PM (uN4Ye)

155 That face could belong to Pajama Boy's cousin.

Posted by: Null at January 29, 2014 04:18 PM (xjpRj)

156 I had problems with the Senate leadership too.#ObamasHardKnockLife

Posted by: Julius Caesar at January 29, 2014 04:20 PM (53cD3)

157 So confusing for Obama to take sides. #ObamasHardKnockLife

Posted by: Rules of Engagement at January 29, 2014 04:21 PM (aUQgu)

158 >>You forgot his stint as editor of the Harvard Law Review, despite no qualifications and being the first ever to never publish anything in it. My heart breaks for this man's unending travails. He's Nothing But Heart.

Posted by: Sysophus at January 29, 2014 04:21 PM (/FnUH)

159 I liked this: How English sounds to non-English speakers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY

Posted by: toby928© at January 29, 2014 04:23 PM (QupBk)

160 Hey, he had to blow Bill Ayers. Recognize, muthafuckers!

Posted by: Auntie M at January 29, 2014 04:28 PM (AIC5Z)

161 I have a simple question. Why is a bi racial family on TV always a Black guy with a White wife? Don't Black women marry White guys? The subtle racism of the ad smells. Can you say "Jungle Fever"?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2014 05:15 PM (0FSuD)

162 Please! Oh, Please don't make me suffer Obama's trials!

Posted by: B'rer Rabbit at January 29, 2014 05:16 PM (gtiZk)

163 Fuck you all. You seen the beard they picked for me to marry??!!!

Posted by: President Obama at January 29, 2014 06:24 PM (xiXna)

164 In a way, the Bataan Death March is kind of like the story of Obama.

Posted by: Mark Murray at January 29, 2014 06:53 PM (7kkQJ)

165 Can we chip in and send that idiot Mark Murray on a ride along in a tank in Afghanistan so he can get a clue why his comparison was so offensive?

Posted by: vivi at January 29, 2014 09:51 PM (+/8mE)

166 "Barack's had it so tough, Jerry's kids send money to him." Lewis or Sandusky?

Posted by: FOAF at January 29, 2014 10:37 PM (rZ7kp)

167 Remember how Barack persevered when the press continued to make polite inquiries of him, when he was just trying to 'eat his waffle'? Dude is a rock, I tell you.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 30, 2014 02:01 AM (niuxr)

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