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May 06, 2014

Morning Detritus
— DrewM

Ben obviously got a little drunk last night celebrating the game 3 victory by his flightless waterfowl over my NY Rangers and can't be bothered to feed you news. Well, we'll have the last laugh when he stumbles out of bed and realizes that chick he hooked up with at the bar was really a Thai Tranny Hooker*.

Anyway...here's a news dump for you.

Obama wants to talk about the weather, er, climate change so naturally the MSM complies.

The American people continue to let Obama down by steadfastly not giving a shit about any of this nonsense. Racists the lot of you.

Instead of listening to all this propaganda you should listen to the podcast I did with Marc Marano of Climate Depot a few weeks back.

*It's very possible that none of that is true. But who is to say either way?

Posted by: DrewM at 06:06 AM | Comments (508)
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1 First?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2014 06:08 AM (WPhwX)

2 Sloppy seconds?

Posted by: Guy next door at May 06, 2014 06:09 AM (dN3Mf)

3 Seis!

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2014 06:09 AM (9GG/0)

4 Yay! Not Dump!

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 06:09 AM (GQ8sn)

5 We have always had weather and we always will.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 06, 2014 06:09 AM (ecN6u)

6 The American people continue to let Obama down by steadfastly not giving a shit about any of this nonsense. Ayup.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2014 06:09 AM (WPhwX)

7 Tranny is cisnormative. Or possibly Chevynormative. Either way, somebody's going to be offended.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 06, 2014 06:10 AM (T0NGe)

8 The American people continue to let Obama down by steadfastly not giving a shit about any of this nonsense. Yeah, killing oodles high paying jobs for the middle class and unemployed during a severe recession will do that.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2014 06:10 AM (0cMkb)

9 The corgi horde has been summoned.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2014 06:11 AM (WPhwX)

10 won't we have issues all day if we don't have our morning constitutional?

Posted by: willow at May 06, 2014 06:11 AM (nqBYe)

11 Oh yeah, that link's to a real dump, alright. Registered a couple of years back and promptly forgot about it, never to care again.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 06, 2014 06:11 AM (rt3TY)

12 Yeah, he wants to talk to TV weathermen. The stupidest people on TV other than politicians and news readers.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at May 06, 2014 06:11 AM (T2V/1)

13 Tranny is cisnormative. Or possibly Chevynormative. Either way, somebody's going to be offended. Posi-Trac hardest hit.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2014 06:12 AM (WPhwX)

14 Obviously people don't care about climate change because the President is a black man. You're all racisty racist haters.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 06:12 AM (lr3d7)

15
Greetings from Sodom. How we wish you were here:

San Francisco supervisor David Campos hosted a fundraiser Monday night for his California state assembly race at a Mission District adult film studio that bills itself as "the largest fetish porn company in the world."

Donors got a tour of the Kink.com studio - a hulking, Moorish-style brick castle that celebrates an erotic subculture involving dominance, submission, role-playing and lots of restraining devices - as well as food and drinks at the studio's bar across the street. There, broad-shouldered men wearing only bow ties for tops chatted with models and donors while drag queens and porn directors picked over a platter of chicken wings laid out below a painting of a woman wearing a ball gag.

Many political insiders in Sacramento said they nearly dropped their morning coffee when reading about the planned fundraiser in a popular political roundup because most candidates raise campaign cash at upscale restaurants, casual coffeehouses or the homes of the well-to-do. "My first reaction was why would anyone promote this, and who would want to be seen going walking out with a bag of goodies?" said veteran Democratic political consultant Steve Maviglio. "It seems like raw meat for his opponent, even in the most liberal district. I imagine a lot of donors would cringe when reading about this."

Supervisor Campos all but rolled his eyes at that statement. "Maybe that same thing could be said about other things that make San Francisco unique, like the Folsom Street Fair," he said.

http://tinyurl.com/k7nukyt

So I hope that someone saves a seat for me, on the last plane out.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 06, 2014 06:12 AM (kdS6q)

16 DrewM you forgot your part about there not being a lick of difference between Republicans and Democrats.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2014 06:12 AM (m2CN7)

17 grading lab reports today.... sigh.... how can some of these be so bad?
not only are they letting me down, they are letting Obama down.
probably racists.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2014 06:12 AM (9GG/0)

18 Supervisor Campos all but rolled his eyes at that statement. "Maybe that same thing could be said about other things that make San Francisco unique, like the Folsom Street Fair," he said. --- If you're goin' to San Francisco... be sure to wear... a dildo in your hair...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 06, 2014 06:14 AM (APuJ7)

19 i find those screaming for climate change -climate money , climate credit and a slew of laws making life more difficult for everyone but themselves are often the ones with the largest carbon footprint.

Posted by: willow at May 06, 2014 06:14 AM (nqBYe)

20 And they want to rename AGW/Climate Change to Global Climate Disruption. This is the kind of shit you due if people think your arguments are FOS.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at May 06, 2014 06:14 AM (T2V/1)

21 19 i find those screaming for climate change -climate money , climate credit and a slew of laws making life more difficult for everyone but themselves are often the ones with the largest carbon footprint. --- They get a pass from the eco-tards because they're "fighting the good fight", while people like W, who actually live green, get demonized for not forcing everyone to live like that.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 06, 2014 06:15 AM (APuJ7)

22 chemjeff, perhaps you need to add social justice issues to your labs. than give everyone an A for attending. iffin you mix a progressive with a conservative regresssive what happens next?

Posted by: willow at May 06, 2014 06:16 AM (nqBYe)

23 Global Climate Disruption

and then when that doesn't work, they will change the name to CLIMATE TERROR!!!!!!!!

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2014 06:16 AM (9GG/0)

24 http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2014/05/05/ state-bill-banning-sale-of-confederate-flag-passes/

They are banning an image? WTF? They have nothing better to do with their time? I mean really, this is what they think will help the people of their state to prosper, banning a flag?

Common sense, a little of it would solve a whole shit load of problems, but it seems no one fucking has any.

Fucking shit.

Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at May 06, 2014 06:16 AM (NnjE8)

25 Local news showed a picture of Tom Brady (that picture on Drudge)next to one of the Lollipop Guild from Wizard of Oz. Very funny. Sorry, just can't think about Benghazi or Dear Leader's disappointment right now.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2014 06:17 AM (8zTpe)

26 due = do

Posted by: Vic[/i] at May 06, 2014 06:17 AM (T2V/1)

27 Obviously people don't care about climate change because the President is a black man. You're all racisty racist haters. I care about climate change. I'm all for it! The climate sucks. At least it does where I live. If it doesn't suck where you live, well check your privilege.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 06, 2014 06:17 AM (T0NGe)

14: "You're all racisty racist haters"

This is known.

And you know what? I'm OK with that.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at May 06, 2014 06:17 AM (Kh+vp)

29 Drew - love the podcasts. Keep'em coming.

Posted by: gwelf at May 06, 2014 06:18 AM (+7Usq)

30 We're definitely getting the All-Out Assault from Obama's assault-puppies in the media over "global warming" and the new report. Two possibilities: Either they're winning this jihad they're waging, or they are in the process of utterly destroying their credibility.

Posted by: Caliban at May 06, 2014 06:18 AM (DrC22)

31 Brandon and they are laughing all the way to the bank, when not angry, shrieking harridans when some are trying to evaluate the realities of their 'science' and of course they are not made to comply, just those 'less thans'

Posted by: willow at May 06, 2014 06:18 AM (nqBYe)

32 chemjeff, perhaps you need to add social justice issues to your labs. than give everyone an A for attending.

heh

Question 1:

If copper nitrate is mixed with ammonium sulfide, a black precipitate forms. Is the white solvent committing a racial microagression against the black solid for not recognizing the inherent racial power imbalance that exists across all of society? Devise a way that this reaction may be performed in a race-neutral class-conscious manner.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2014 06:19 AM (9GG/0)

33 Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2014 10:12 AM (m2CN7) Of course there's a difference between the GOP and the Democrats. Republicans say they don't like big government while enacting all sorts of big government programs. Democrats on the other hand admit they love big government while enacting all sorts of big government programs. Who would deny that this difference exists?

Posted by: DrewM. at May 06, 2014 06:19 AM (fgb4J)

34 Lets Go Pens!

I'm right there with you BenK

Posted by: some lurker at May 06, 2014 06:20 AM (xsOGI)

35 From the Moloch files: Emily Letts, abortion counsellor from NJ, films her own abortion (the "non-icky" view) for youtube glory. Personally I think she;s a budding serial killer who has gone from egging other people to kill babies to participating in her own live kill. The way she talks about the sonogram is creepy - sounds like a kill trophy. "It will always be a special memory for me. I still have my sonogram, and if my apartment were to catch fire, it would be the first thing IÂ’d grab.Â” link in handle

Posted by: votermom at May 06, 2014 06:20 AM (GSIDW)

36 Someone really should tell Dear Leader, he's not fooling anyone.
That all his policies, except for the unpublished one's, have been abject failures and the general population is fed up with his s*it.

Posted by: Gmac - Pondering ... something at May 06, 2014 06:20 AM (baiNQ)

37 chemjeff see you get it! and much more interest will be shown to support scientific endeavors for future citizens by all that maintain power.

Posted by: willow at May 06, 2014 06:21 AM (nqBYe)

38 The question is not whether or not there has been warming -- there has, though it has paused -- but whether or not we want the Warmistas to alleviate this warming by seizing the economy and essentially throttling it. (And the answer is no.)

Posted by: joncelli at May 06, 2014 06:21 AM (RD7QR)

39 Something very surprising to see from the Washington Post: U.S. businesses are being destroyed faster than theyÂ’re being created http://tinyurl.com/m6psacr With this damning quote: "This lack of economic dynamism, particularly the steep drop since 2006, may be one reason why our current recovery has felt like much less than a recovery." (emphasis mine)

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2014 06:22 AM (FcR7P)

40 all we know is neither will be allowed to be neutrons!

Posted by: willow at May 06, 2014 06:22 AM (nqBYe)

33: "Who would deny that this difference exists?"

Buuuuuuuurrrrrrnnnn!

Yes. I am feeling juvenile at the moment.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at May 06, 2014 06:22 AM (v6cwT)

42 ok off to the shower. an to then face the scary, scary world.

Posted by: willow at May 06, 2014 06:23 AM (nqBYe)

43 "game 3 victory by his flightless waterfowl" Fluery, Fluery, Fluery.

Posted by: DCPensFan at May 06, 2014 06:23 AM (ma/2m)

44 Holy crap on a cracker! The link to those chicks claiming people want experts and politicians to take the lead are effin' cray-cray! Their article below claims most Americans think their taxes are too low. C'mon, what freaking planet are these people on?

Posted by: Hadoop at May 06, 2014 06:23 AM (Ph479)

45 >>>So I hope that someone saves a seat for me, on the last plane out. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 06, 2014 10:12 AM (kdS6q) "Go way, I'm 'baitin!"

Posted by: San Francisco has Lectrolytes at May 06, 2014 06:24 AM (QCc6B)

46 At this point, it's easier to count the Constitional ammendments that actually are recognized in CA than the ones that aren't.

Posted by: Jaws at May 06, 2014 06:24 AM (eKZp1)

Chris Matthews was in a lather this morning on MJ and accidentally said something awesome. His basic point was that we need Democratic idealism and Republican efficiency. Americans trust GOP with money, but GOP doesn't want to spend it, likes Dem ideas but don't trust Dems to manage the money.

And in the middle of his spittle rage he said, "when you give the Democrats money they throw it away, heck sometimes they pee it away. Look at the stimulous". Or words to that effect.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 06, 2014 06:24 AM (JtwS4)

48 The Hill To Die On is fast approaching, me thinks.

Posted by: Max Power at May 06, 2014 06:24 AM (QCc6B)

49 >>"It will always be a special memory for me. I still have my sonogram, and if my apartment were to catch fire, it would be the first thing IÂ’d grab.Â” ????? So she *didn't* think it was a clump of cells? That's beyond cognitive dissonance and straight-up crazy. So where's the baby's father on all this? Will he treasure the sonogram and/or the abortion video?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2014 06:25 AM (8zTpe)

50 46 At this point, it's easier to count the Constitional ammendments that actually are recognized in CA than the ones that aren't.

Posted by: Jaws at May 06, 2014 10:24 AM (eKZp1)

Californians voted for one-party rule and now they're getting it, good and hard. Voting, consequences, some assembly required.

Posted by: joncelli at May 06, 2014 06:25 AM (RD7QR)

51 Someone really should tell Dear Leader, he's not fooling anyone.
That all his policies, except for the unpublished one's, have been abject failures and the general population is fed up with his s*it.

That's the reason for his disappointment in the world at large.

Posted by: Hadoop at May 06, 2014 06:25 AM (Ph479)

52 If copper nitrate is mixed with ammonium sulfide, a black precipitate forms. Is the white solvent committing a racial microagression against the black solid for not recognizing the inherent racial power imbalance that exists across all of society? Devise a way that this reaction may be performed in a race-neutral class-conscious manner.

Cu(NO3)2 + (NH4)2S = CuS + 2 (NH4)NO3

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 06:26 AM (GQ8sn)

46: "At this point, it's easier to count the Constitional ammendments that actually are recognized in CA than the ones that aren't."

Wouldn't this apply equally with the rest of the country?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at May 06, 2014 06:26 AM (f6ZLT)

54 Didn't Sharyl Attkisson say yesterday that if the left wing blogs had their way, all that would be discussed is the weather? There you go.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 06, 2014 06:27 AM (mf5HN)

55 New film on Scifi. Climatnardo

Posted by: madamex at May 06, 2014 06:27 AM (7TwHV)

Both the Penguins and the Rangers looked pretty listless last night. If the Bruins play anything like up to their potential, they should do OK.

Of course, then someone has to play whatever team wins in the west. That probably won't work out so well.

Posted by: MTF at May 06, 2014 06:28 AM (LISuA)

57 The screaming from the rooftops by the donks is reaching epic levels. Benghazi (lies), global warming (truth), minimum wage (think of the chilluns), and of course, the Koch brothers (evil) are suddenly being brought up as obvious shiny objects. Don't forget the IRS (doing the people's work). I am starting to think that the real serious internal polls for these assholes are putting them into panic mode.

Posted by: Bill at May 06, 2014 06:28 AM (uvyrw)

58 Detritus, you say? Today is the 119th anniversary of the birth of silent screen idol Rudolph Valentino. To generalize about women is dangerous. To specialize in them is infinitely worse.- Rudolph Valentino

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 06, 2014 06:28 AM (aDwsi)

59 From the Moloch files:

Emily Letts, abortion counsellor from NJ, films her own abortion (the "non-icky" view) for youtube glory.

Personally I think she;s a budding serial killer who has gone from egging other people to kill babies to participating in her own live kill.
The way she talks about the sonogram is creepy - sounds like a kill trophy.

"It will always be a special memory for me. I still have my sonogram, and if my apartment were to catch fire, it would be the first thing IÂ’d grab.Â”

link in handle

Posted by: votermom at May 06, 2014 10:20 AM (GSIDW)

I began the day with a relatively good mood.

I shall now take my leave of the internet for the day, cursing this land of apathetic fools, welcoming the burning times, with a heaping helping of hellfire and brimstone for any FisCons I happen to cross today.

-_- This nation deserves its destruction.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at May 06, 2014 06:29 AM (9LuAk)

60 Cu(NO3)2 + (NH4)2S = CuS + 2 (NH4)NO3

Posted by: EC

Burn the witch!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 06, 2014 06:30 AM (NF2Bf)

61 24 http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2014/05/05/ state-bill-banning-sale-of-confederate-flag-passes/ They are banning an image? WTF? They have nothing better to do with their time? I mean really, this is what they think will help the people of their state to prosper, banning a flag? Common sense, a little of it would solve a whole shit load of problems, but it seems no one fucking has any. Fucking shit. --- Am I the only person who has to ask "How many fucking Confederate flags are they selling in California anyway?"

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 06, 2014 06:30 AM (APuJ7)

62 Note the newest newspeak word - climate denier You are denying the climate!

Posted by: UWP at May 06, 2014 06:30 AM (AmxZh)

63 New film on Scifi. Climatnardo Couldn't be any worse than Piranhaconda. Yes. Actual movie. Using Minx 0.2 Alpha CGI.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2014 06:30 AM (WPhwX)

64 62 Note the newest newspeak word - climate denier
You are denying the climate!

Posted by: UWP at May 06, 2014 10:30 AM (AmxZh)

I acknowledge the climate fully - I acknowledge that she's a bitch!

Posted by: joncelli at May 06, 2014 06:31 AM (RD7QR)

65 62 Note the newest newspeak word - climate denier You are denying the climate! --- "Are you trying to impugn my honor?!?" - Janos Slynt "No, I'm denying its existance." - Tyrion Lannister

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 06, 2014 06:31 AM (APuJ7)

66 Hoping hell has a special place set aside for that cunt Emily Letts. Funny how those who deserve a special place in hell are also revered by the blood soaked left.

Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 06:32 AM (fWAjv)

67 Am I the only person who has to ask "How many fucking Confederate flags are they selling in California anyway?" Bakersfield? Displaced Okies?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2014 06:32 AM (WPhwX)

68 Burnthe witch!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 06, 2014 10:30 AM (NF2Bf)

No, I'm EC.

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 06:32 AM (GQ8sn)

69 Due to your lack of recycling and general wasting of energy. I have caused a Global Climate Disruption in your mouth.

Posted by: Barry O at May 06, 2014 06:32 AM (tf9Ne)

70 Tell me this bitch is sane. During the three-minute procedure, she repeatedly tells herself how lucky she is. She also hums to herself. After the abortion is over, she says, Â“Cool. I feel good.Â” * Â“I remember breathing and humming through it like I was giving birth,Â” she (later) wrote. Â“I know that sounds weird, but to me, this was as birth-like as it could be.Â” * Â“It will always be a special memory for me. I still have my sonogram, and if my apartment were to catch fire, it would be the first thing IÂ’d grab.Â”

Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 06:33 AM (fWAjv)

Note the newest newspeak word - climate denier
You are denying the climate!

One of my favourite activities is to ask Church of Environtologists to identify for me someone who 'denies' the climate exists. Then I usually ask if they're really talking about the scientific method and questions about the theory of anthropogenic global warming. Then I usually start calling them fucktards, or some variant thereof.

It's the little things that keep me going.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 06, 2014 06:33 AM (NF2Bf)

Posted by: DrewM. at May 06, 2014 10:19 AM (fgb4J)

Maybe you should talk to your endorsed 'conservative' candidate Gingrich. He and Nancy Pelosi can sit you on a bench and explain Climate Disruption for you.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2014 06:33 AM (m2CN7)

73 Cu(NO3)2 + (NH4)2S = CuS + 2 (NH4)NO3

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 10:26 AM (GQ8sn)

That's racist.

Posted by: Progtard at May 06, 2014 06:33 AM (9GG/0)

74 >>Note the newest newspeak word - climate denier. You are denying the climate! They intentionally selected denier because it was used or Holocaust deniers. And in the next breath, this same group of Lefties/commies assign students an essay on whether the Holocaust existed or t was just propaganda. It's a wonder these people can ignore all of the battling, contradictory memes long enough to get dressed in the morning.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2014 06:33 AM (8zTpe)

No, I'm EC.

Posted by: EC

Burn the fapping witch with the hot wife!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 06, 2014 06:34 AM (NF2Bf)

76 Cu(NO3)2 + (NH4)2S = CuS + 2 (NH4)NO3

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 10:26 AM (GQ8sn)
That's racist.

Posted by: Progtard at May 06, 2014 10:33 AM (9GG/0)

No it isn't! I balanced both sides of the equation!

Chemistry. The great equalizer!

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 06:34 AM (GQ8sn)

77 "It will always be a special memory for me. I still have my sonogram, and if my apartment were to catch fire, it would be the first thing IÂ’d grab.Â” This is the glory of the Internet- No matter how mentally ill you are, no matter how perverse or sick, no matter how psychotic- you can find a world-wide peer group who are the same, agree with you and reinforce your pathology as normality.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2014 06:35 AM (0cMkb)

78 Anyone else not enjoying our post-Constitutional country?

Posted by: Republique De Banana at May 06, 2014 06:36 AM (thLL8)

79 Decorated American Marine (at one point in four point restraints) in Mexican jail. But hey. Amnesty!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2014 06:36 AM (BZAd3)

80 No it isn't! I balanced both sides of the equation! Chemistry. The great equalizer! -- Hah! Claiming to be balanced is PROOF that you are raycist! (See News, Fox)

Posted by: votermom at May 06, 2014 06:36 AM (GSIDW)

81 "Obama wants to talk about the weather, er, climate change so naturally the MSM complies." ABC news Radio this morning - trumpets blare. "This is ABC news. Climate change is real. Global warming has caused drought and severe weather such as super-storm Sandy...... so says a new report just out from the White House." So if it comes from the Repubs, the "news" is that Republicans allege. If the Dems are peddling their latest anti-science report, the story starts off "climate change is real....." and at the end benignly attributes it to "the White House." Well played MSM.

Posted by: duke at May 06, 2014 06:36 AM (d3clc)

82 Bakersfield? Displaced Okies? Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2014 10:32 AM (WPhwX) My wife's family is from Bakersfield. From the times I've been there, it doesn't look like there are many Okies left.

Posted by: Mainah at May 06, 2014 06:36 AM (659DL)

83
Last night was the Met Gala 2014, the meet and greet fund-raiser for the well-heeled knickerbocker set. $25k a ticket, peasants.

Extensive roundup of the admittedly great fashions*. Pretty people dressed in pretty things.

http://tinyurl.com/m6haq3e

*And Lupita NyongÂ’o -- who is apparently aiming to be this generation's Bjork.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 06, 2014 06:36 AM (kdS6q)

84 The guy on the podcast has it exactly right.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2014 06:36 AM (ZshNr)

85
The Pittsburgh Penguins can't fly because of Global Warming!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2014 06:36 AM (hJauc)

86 Hi everyone! Emily LettsKillEmAll here. If you enjoyed my abortion video I have more exciting ones on the way! Tied of those pesky kids? I show how to get rid of them using plastic bags like Pol Pot did. No muss, no fuss, and cheap too! And all those Joos!? Oy! Pack em in your garage, start you car, and walk away (I learned that trick from Adolf). But what about all those bodies you ask? Simple, dump em in the dumpster like my aborted hunk of tissue. You can see my videos at 'EvilDrippingF'ingGash'.

Posted by: Emily LettsKillEmAll at May 06, 2014 06:36 AM (hzpoi)

Bakersfield? Displaced Okies?

I was driving home, early Sunday morning, through Bakersfield, listening to gospel music on the colored radio station, when the preacher said "you know you'll always have the Lord on your side".

So I ran twenty red lights in his honor. Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Lord.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at May 06, 2014 06:37 AM (JtwS4)

88 I need to watch a horror film now to get away from the thought of sickos like Emily Letts.

Posted by: votermom at May 06, 2014 06:37 AM (GSIDW)

89 Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 10:33 AM (fWAjv) She's batshit crazy. And if we were to investigate further, I think we'd find depression, long term life screw-ups, probably some form of sexual abuse, drug and/or alcohol abuse, etc.. Attention whore. Emphasis on the "whore."

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 06:38 AM (A98Xu)

90 I've really been enjoying Cosmos, but have been dreading the moment when the show covered global warming. Sure enough, the last 10-15 minutes of the show on Sunday was a heavy-handed scold all about how there were empty spaces waiting for us in the Halls of Extinction if we don't change our ways.

It was done from a mostly global perspective though, so at least it avoided the "Americans are turrble, it's all our fault".

Posted by: Mayn at May 06, 2014 06:39 AM (IxejE)

91
"It will always be a special memory for me. I still have my sonogram..."

"Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 06, 2014 06:39 AM (kdS6q)

92 Abortion video? We (as a Nation) are going to pay dearly for this evil. We already areÂ….

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 06:39 AM (A98Xu)

93 Burn the fapping witch with the hot wife!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 06, 2014 10:34 AM (NF2Bf)

Fapping is on the horizon tonight. Wife is getting her mammogram this morning, and I will not be allowed to touch them for #twoweeks.

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 06:39 AM (GQ8sn)

94 My wife's family is from Bakersfield. From the times I've been there, it doesn't look like there are many Okies left. --- I was in LA last week. Most of the areas I went through were heavily Hispanic and/or Asian, even in fairly Republican areas like Orange County.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 06, 2014 06:39 AM (APuJ7)

95 This Emily Letts is a talent!

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at May 06, 2014 06:40 AM (dN3Mf)

96 They intentionally selected denier because it was used or Holocaust deniers. And in the next breath, this same group of Lefties/commies assign students an essay on whether the Holocaust existed or t was just propaganda. It's a wonder these people can ignore all of the battling, contradictory memes long enough to get dressed in the morning. Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2014 10:33 AM (8zTpe) Here's a good Common Core Critical thinking essay question: "Is there any scientific proof, any at all that supports man-made global warming or- is it a scam on stupid, ignorant people to gain influence and make money?" Chop, chop- get on that Mohammed Z von Islam O' Jihadi Infidelhatington.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2014 06:40 AM (0cMkb)

97 Tied of those pesky kids? I show how to get rid of them using plastic bags like Pol Pot did. No muss, no fuss, and cheap too! --- It's a holiday in Cambodia!

Posted by: Jello Biafra at May 06, 2014 06:40 AM (APuJ7)

98 Why I filmed my abortion. http://tinyurl.com/kvrj2uy And yes this is shallow, but for being 25 she looks like shit.

Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 06:41 AM (fWAjv)

99 This is O/T, but at the American Thinker blog there is an article about author David Remmick stating that the world lets Obama down. The article is short, but the comments are good. For instance: Benton H Marder Â• a few seconds ago We disappoint him? All this reminds me of Berthold Brecht, who once said or wrote that the people having been found unworthy of their leaders needed to be replaced with a new people. This is what the Reconquista and the Muslim Influx is all about---creating a new people to replace us. Our glorious elites will then have to decide what is to be done with the old people. As far as they are concerned, we are 'undesirables' if not Untermenschen. Yes, we know what happens then. 1 Â• ReplyÂ•Share Â›

Posted by: Chillin the most at May 06, 2014 06:41 AM (gxtMZ)

100 And yes this is shallow, but for being 25 she looks like shit.

Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 10:41 AM (fWAjv)

I guess I should have known. Cosmo is blocked at work.

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 06:41 AM (GQ8sn)

101 The Max story. Fckng allergies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 06, 2014 06:42 AM (aDwsi)

102 "I was a professional actress for many years. I loved acting, but I felt fairly depressed most of the time. I disliked my body. I felt competitive toward women. I felt completely alienated from myself and everyone else because I was intent on being successful." I swear, I didn't read that before I commented about this depressed, attention whore. Nailed it. But it was a pretty easy guess.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 06:43 AM (A98Xu)

103 Simple, ~~dump em in the dumpster~~ burn them as a Gaia-balancing fuel source like my aborted hunk of tissue.

Posted by: Emily LettsKillEmAll at May 06, 2014 10:36 AM (hzpoi)

Fixed

Posted by: Country Singer at May 06, 2014 06:43 AM (L8r/r)

104 I love that the WaPo Article on Climate-geddon felt the need to point out specifically that Cato was "founded by [the Koch Brothers]." :sigh:

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 06, 2014 06:43 AM (HDwDg)

105 One of my favourite activities is to ask Church of Environtologists to identify for me someone who 'denies' the climate exists. Then I usually ask if they're really talking about the scientific method and questions about the theory of anthropogenic global warming. Then I usually start calling them fucktards, or some variant thereof. It's the little things that keep me going. Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 06, 2014 10:33 AM (NF2Bf) Heh. That's like whenever I'm asked if I believe in climate change, I ask on what scale because after all 10,000 years ago there were massive glaciers over much of North America and that's not even a synapse beginning to fire to make an eye blink in geological time. That usually gets me nasty faces. Then I ask what any of that has to do with pollution and clean water and finding the most efficient fuel source and not having the Chinese release heavy metals into their rivers and then people wander off. Good times, good times.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 06, 2014 06:43 AM (mf5HN)

106 Chris Matthews was in a lather this morning on MJ and accidentally said something awesome. His basic point was that we need Democratic idealism and Republican efficiency. Idealism is an insidious thought process that has led to most of the worst evils in the modern world. Examples of what idealism has wrought: A glorious workers paradise of equality- 100+ million dead, billions of people forced to endure harsh authoritarianism in poverty and oppression. A thousand year empire populated by a Master Race- 6 million murdered in death camps, tens of millions of war dead. A worldwide caliphate- Terrorism, war and oppression of the worst sort. Idealism isn't something to be lauded, it's something to be reviled.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 06, 2014 06:44 AM (SY2Kh)

107 35 From the Moloch files: Emily Letts, abortion counsellor from NJ, films her own abortion (the "non-icky" view) for youtube glory. Personally I think she;s a budding serial killer who has gone from egging other people to kill babies to participating in her own live kill. The way she talks about the sonogram is creepy - sounds like a kill trophy. "It will always be a special memory for me. I still have my sonogram, and if my apartment were to catch fire, it would be the first thing IÂ’d grab.Â” link in handle Posted by: votermom at May 06, 2014 10:20 AM (GSIDW) Fucking hell. This makes me sick, and angry, and sad, and want to beat the shit out of something, or someone. America doesn't deserve any mercy.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 06:44 AM (DrWcr)

108 Â“It will always be a special memory for me. I still have my sonogram, and if my apartment were to catch fire, it would be the first thing IÂ’d grab.Â” Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 10:33 AM (fWAjv) Emily Lett has the same soul and the same concience as any murderer. Remember the monster who was just executed in Oklahoma(botched, right)? He and his cohorts laughed at how tough Stephanie was, that he still had to shoot her twice after raping and beating her, to kill her. People who know what they are doing is wrong and evil, but do it anyway have accepted the devil as a master. They then try to justify it by whatever rationale their sick little brain can come up with, including humming and pretending to give birth.

Posted by: Jen at May 06, 2014 06:45 AM (qcDPE)

109 I guess I should have known. Cosmo is blocked at work. Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 10:41 AM (GQ8sn) Damn war against womynz! "Hey boss, EC is trying to get onto Cosmo again"

Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 06:45 AM (fWAjv)

110 107 Climatardo. HA! You NEVER go full climatardo.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 06:45 AM (A98Xu)

111 Abortion: Simply Awesome, or Totally Wonderful?
What To Do With That Discarded Lump of Tissue: Stir-Fry Recipes for the Whole Family!
The Slutty Idiot's Guide to Abortion
Penis In Vagina = Rape, Vacuum In Vagina = Awesome
How Republicans are Mean-Spirited and Want Children To Die
What To Tell Your Boyfriend After You've Disposed Of His ~~Child~~ Blob of Tissue
How To Get a Man to Shack Up With You: "Don't Worry, I Can Get Free Abortions!"

Posted by: Emily Letts' Reading List at May 06, 2014 06:45 AM (9GG/0)

112 "Hey boss, EC is trying to get onto Cosmo again"

Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 10:45 AM (fWAjv)

I googled her. Meh....she kinda looks like Willow from Buffy.

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 06:46 AM (GQ8sn)

113 Someone needs to point out to Emily Letts that most people would, in the case of a house fire, save their *child* and let the mementos perish. Claiming she'd save the sonogram *after* killing her child is a grotesque, empty gesture,

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2014 06:46 AM (8zTpe)

114 He and Nancy Pelosi can sit you on a bench and explain Climate Disruption for you. Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2014 10:33 AM

I'm sure Poppin' Fresh can 'splain it to you just as well, now that he and his minions have gained yet another foothold at the HQ.

If I wanted to read Tepid Air -- which I used to do, before their unique brand of ball-less "conservatism" finally got on my last nerve -- I'm sure my computer could find it. I don't, so it doesn't.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 06, 2014 06:46 AM (dDzOj)

115 chemjeff at May 06, 2014 10:19 AM (9GG/0) Obviously you need to sent to the reeducation camp for the new Fem-Chem Standards Program (see Kommon Kore Kurrikukum) terms such as "Racemic Mixture" are enabling the Patriarchy and Rape Culture and must be banned Also....it's hot down here

Posted by: Antonio Gramsci at May 06, 2014 06:46 AM (bDQL5)

116 terms such as "Racemic Mixture" are enabling the Patriarchy and Rape Culture and must be banned

Nice.

*golf clap*

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 06:47 AM (GQ8sn)

117 And yes this is shallow, but for being 25 she looks like shit. Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 10:41 AM (fWAjv) Being evil and depraved to the core can do that to a person.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 06:47 AM (DrWcr)

118 44 Holy crap on a cracker! The link to those chicks claiming people want experts and politicians to take the lead are effin' cray-cray! Their article below claims most Americans think their taxes are too low. C'mon, what freaking planet are these people on? Posted by: Hadoop at May 06, 2014 10:23 AM (Ph479) No surprise. First, we're talking about people who want to be on mommy and daddy's insurance policy for all 26+ years of childhood. When they are just beginning life and the tender age of 27, it's only natural that wish leave the nest of parental support and graduate to adult responsibilities of having the government provide everything for them. Taxes too low? Of course they are! Not their taxes, mind you. All those CEOs, millionaires, and billionaires and everyone else who makes enough money to not be dependent on mom and dad to pay their bills. It's obvious, isn't it? They just want to live like everyone else (on reality TV) and have all the things that other people have (mani/ pedis 3 times a week, big houses, Ferrari's, swim up bars in their living room). They would have nice things if everyone else wasn't hoarding all the money like Scrooge McDuck! They just want a fair chance!

Posted by: Damiano at May 06, 2014 06:47 AM (j0wOO)

119 "And yes this is shallow, but for being 25 she looks like shit. Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 10:41 AM"

That kind of deep-in-the-soul-shaped-place ugly usually manages to manifest itself on the surface.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2014 06:47 AM (knoK7)

120 Claiming she'd save the sonogram *after* killing her child is a grotesque, empty gesture, Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2014 10:46 AM (8zTpe) As was mentioned upthread, it's like a trophy to a serial killer.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 06:48 AM (DrWcr)

121 I googled her. Meh....she kinda looks like Willow from Buffy. Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 10:46 AM (GQ8sn) Just did as well. She's ok in those. The Cosmo pic looks shitty I guess.

Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 06:48 AM (fWAjv)

122 112 Posted by: Emily Letts' Reading List Is it bad that I laughed? Heh.

Posted by: votermom at May 06, 2014 06:49 AM (GSIDW)

123 I don't give a shit what she looks like, she's evil.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 06:51 AM (A98Xu)

124 Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2014 10:33 AM (m2CN7) You missed the point but then you always do. I never said Newt was a conservative. I said he had at least accomplished some conservative things as an office holder. Mr. RomneyCare couldn't say the same thing. And as for global warming, you probably are too stupid to know that Romney is on Team Obama with that stuff. http://tinyurl.com/3bwb5zu

Posted by: DrewM. at May 06, 2014 06:52 AM (fgb4J)

125 How about those militant Dunkards threatening to sell those children into sex slavery? Wait... what? Not Dunkards?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2014 06:53 AM (BZAd3)

126 Hello, Morons and Moronettes.

My wife called. After about 2 years of harassment by her employer, they terminated her. She just filed a formal complaint against her supervisor yesterday. So we're lawyering up.

On the way home she got pulled over for cell phone use. She deserved to get pulled over, but she started crying and the cop was compassionate and let her off with a warning. So there's that.

Anyway, her employer was a very high-profile non profit that does community support and disaster relief work. They usually ask for money instead of donations whenever something bad happens.

I recommend thinking twice before giving them either one.

Posted by: grognard at May 06, 2014 06:53 AM (/29Nl)

127 "*It's very possible that none of that is true. But who is to say either way?" -------------- That's always what I say, whenever questions about my alleged pederasty and lust for bribes and kickbacks comes up....

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 06, 2014 06:53 AM (KbrNh)

128
LettsÂ’s partner was not involved in her decision, and she opted to have an IUD inserted after the procedure.

Because everyone is entitled to a starter murder before they settle down.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 06, 2014 06:54 AM (kdS6q)

129 Donors got a tour of the Kink.com studio - a hulking, Moorish-style brick castle that celebrates an erotic subculture involving dominance, submission, role-playing and lots of restraining devices - as well as food and drinks at the studio's bar across the street.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 06, 2014 10:12 AM (kdS6q)

Heh, my mom used to work at a place right next to that building prior to a few weeks ago. I hate SF, it's ok to drive around in and some places are nice, but I would never live there. Across the bay is as close as I want to be.

Posted by: [/i]KG at May 06, 2014 06:54 AM (p7BzH)

130 As was mentioned upthread, it's like a trophy to a serial killer. Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 10:48 AM (DrWcr) That's perhaps the most disturbing part....

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 06, 2014 06:55 AM (HDwDg)

131 38 The question is not whether or not there has been warming -- there has, though it has paused -- but whether or not we want the Warmistas to alleviate this warming by seizing the economy and essentially throttling it. (And the answer is no.) Posted by: joncelli at May 06, 2014 10:21 AM (RD7QR) Point of order. The Question is not whether there has been warming. The question is whether there has been "Man Caused" warming.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 06:55 AM (bb5+k)

132 From the comments on the Cosmo article which Emily Letts is all over like the attention whore she is: "Emily Letts Top Commenter I love my sonogram. To me it represents my choice. It represents the love I may have towards my future children, if I ever so decide to have children, when i am ready of course. Not all women feel the same way I do. However, that is how I feel. Some women take their ultrasounds and bury them as a way to find closure. Some women take their ultrasounds and bring them to their temple, or burn them and scatter the ashes to the wind. It can be a grieving process after an abortion. This was not my experience so I didn't speak about it. How a women feels about her reproductive choices is unique to that woman. This is how I feel about my journey. I sincerely hope that if you go through a similar situation you will have people around you to support you no matter what your own process is. Hopefully in a time of need people will not call you, "sick and twisted" and you will not feel alone. Peace." She is Kermit Gosnell's soul mate.

Posted by: votermom at May 06, 2014 06:56 AM (GSIDW)

133 Good times, good times.

Posted by: alexthechick

I also enjoy taking the 'hippie nostalgia' route.

eg. "I remember the good old days when 'environmentalists' used to despise the marriage of big business and big government running roughshod over the little guy for power and profit. Perhaps we should start changing some slogans?"

"Trust everyone over 30!"

"Power to the corporations!"

etc.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 06, 2014 06:56 AM (NF2Bf)

134 127 Hello, Morons and Moronettes. My wife called. After about 2 years of harassment by her employer, they terminated her. She just filed a formal complaint against her supervisor yesterday. So we're lawyering up. On the way home she got pulled over for cell phone use. She deserved to get pulled over, but she started crying and the cop was compassionate and let her off with a warning. So there's that. Anyway, her employer was a very high-profile non profit that does community support and disaster relief work. They usually ask for money instead of donations whenever something bad happens. I recommend thinking twice before giving them either one. Posted by: grognard at May 06, 2014 10:53 AM (/29Nl) Sounds like a tough situation. I assume you can't go into detail about the nature of the harassment, especially since you've lawyered up. Good luck to you and your wife.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 06:56 AM (DrWcr)

135 67 Am I the only person who has to ask "How many fucking Confederate flags are they selling in California anyway?" Bakersfield? Displaced Okies? Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2014 10:32 AM (WPhwX) Back during the Dustbowl days, there was a mass migration of Okies to California. The good thing about it was that it raised the IQ level of both states.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 06:56 AM (bb5+k)

136 Contrast Emily Letts with Jazz Shaw ( the Max story at Hotair). Which seems the better person to populate a civil society society?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 06, 2014 06:57 AM (aDwsi)

137 * Â“It will always be a special memory for me. I still have my sonogram, and if my apartment were to catch fire, it would be the first thing IÂ’d grab.Â” Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 10:33 AM (fWAjv) I think this woman will have nightmares for the rest of her life.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 06:57 AM (bb5+k)

138

On September 13, 2012, Â— one and a half days before Obama aide Ben Rhodes sent an email advising UN Ambassador Susan Rice to blame the Benghazi attacks on a protest over an anti-Muslim Internet video Â— Secretary of State Hillary Clinton used the identical language embedded in a statement about the attacks.

From Dick Morris, who has a good hate on for Hillary.

http://bit.ly/Rof2ze

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 06, 2014 06:58 AM (JtwS4)

139 Fucking hell. This makes me sick, and angry, and sad, and want to beat the shit out of something, or someone. America doesn't deserve any mercy. Remember that when the Emburning Times come.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2014 06:59 AM (WPhwX)

140 Nope, not too lazy to use a condom. haha, i would argue that in situations like these its not LAZINESS that prevents women from using condoms. It was a mistake. Plain and simple. how many mistakes do you make on a daily basis? I admitted the mistake in my article. In fact, I acknowledge that we all make mistakes. I love making mistakes. W.T.F. Yep, we deserve no fucking mercy.

Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 07:00 AM (fWAjv)

141 Finally! Good news! http://tinyurl.com/m7sh8yf Capitalism is dying! 'bout time.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2014 07:00 AM (BZAd3)

142 I think this woman will have nightmares for the rest of her life. Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 10:57 AM (bb5+k) At the very least I hope so.

Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 07:00 AM (fWAjv)

143 I also find taking the 'humanity and civilization have generally flourished during warmer periods so we should probably be happy the planet might be warming' route is also fairly rage inducing.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 06, 2014 07:00 AM (NF2Bf)

144 They intentionally selected denier because it was used or Holocaust deniers. Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2014 10:33 AM (8zTpe) The term "Birther" was coined to resemble "Truther." It too was a deliberate attempt to malign people by associating them with widely acknowledged kooks. And the Republican side did as much or more of it than did the Democrat side. Yes, the idea that the lyingest bastard in American HIstory would lie about his birth certificate is totally nuts.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 07:01 AM (bb5+k)

145 I think this woman will have nightmares for the rest of her life. Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 10:57 AM (bb5+k) Do psychopath's have nightmares? The most perplexing thing to me is how you hold this level of cognitive dissonance together (not you D-Lamp, her). Let's assume that she does one day intend to have kids she doesn't kill in utero (as she suggests.) Will she show them the ultrasound? "This is a little brother or sister that could have been, had I not stopped his or her growth! Be lucky I love you more!" Are they merely comfortable with the idea that a person is a person only if they're wanted? Because if so, when they're grizzled old and lonely, we get to put them down right?

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 06, 2014 07:01 AM (HDwDg)

146 This is what the Reconquista and the Muslim Influx is all about---creating a new people to replace us. Fun fact: The "African-American" community is being displaced by the descendants of the survivors of the people their own ancestors were brought to the Americas to replace. Funny how that works out.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 06, 2014 07:02 AM (rt3TY)

147 Point of order. The Question is not whether there has been warming. The question is whether there has been "Man Caused" warming. Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 10:55 AM (bb5+k) Ding Ding Ding!!!! This man WINS deh Intranets!!! I can show, with verifiable testable science, that adding to the CO2 in the atmosphere will do NOTHING to warm the planet... Its really simple when you understand HOW a Greenhouse gas actually works... CO2 has reached its peak level of Warming effect in our atmosphere... Now Ozone is a whole other story. It can still be effective in messing with climate... Soooo.... we change from Petrochems to Ethanol, which puts 20% MORE ozone in the atmosphere.... /facepalm Its almost like..... oh.... they don't know what the hell they are doing!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2014 07:02 AM (84gbM)

148 Sounds like a tough situation. I assume you can't go into detail about the nature of the harassment, especially since you've lawyered up. Good luck to you and your wife.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 10:56 AM (DrWcr)

Yes, I'm being a bit circumspect, but I'm not too worried. 1) this is fairly anonymous 2) I'm not naming names.

It was basically a personal vendetta from a few very spiteful, insecure people, because my wife was getting attention for her efforts from high up in the organization. This person didn't appreciate being made to look bad compared to someone two rungs below her, so the persecution began.

Then she pushed my wife out of a acting management job to replace her with a complete dunce (read: toady). Since then, the behavior pattern has been setting my wife up to fail, double/triple standards, bullying, intimidation, covering up institutional incompetence.

There are good people who work there, but it has been infiltrated by failed social workers with very serious psychological problems.

Again, won't mention the name, but suggest not sending any money to this world wide organization that often does disaster relief.

Posted by: grognard at May 06, 2014 07:02 AM (/29Nl)

149 142 http://tinyurl.com/m7sh8yf Capitalism is dying! -- I just heard on radio this AM Mitch Daniels saying that according to a Purdue-Gallup study; college debt is preventing graduates from starting businesses.

Posted by: votermom at May 06, 2014 07:02 AM (GSIDW)

150 Fapping is on the horizon tonight. Wife is getting her mammogram this morning, and I will not be allowed to touch them for #twoweeks.

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 10:39 AM (GQ8sn)

So have her tie your hands to the bedframe. Problem solved.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 07:03 AM (tIvOy)

151

Hello from way down here in Sydney on a cold autumn night....heater on, electric blankie ready for me...

Not that it compares with the weather some of you experience of course

9C forecast tonight and then 19C later today

I think 9C is about 48F using the old tried and true method of calculation - double the C and add 30 gets you the Fahrenheit number

As for climate change, whatever happened to global warming???/

Maybe something to do with the temps being stable for 17 years perhaps?

And your dear President is a bit late jumping on the climate train - been there done that here and the previous Government lost the last election partly because of their dreadful carbon tax...

Posted by: aussie at May 06, 2014 07:03 AM (flMT4)

152 And this Emily Letts ghoul is a real piece of shit.

I hope she is haunted, against her will.

Posted by: grognard at May 06, 2014 07:03 AM (/29Nl)

153 And the Republican side did as much or more of it than did the Democrat side. Yes, the idea that the lyingest bastard in American HIstory would lie about his birth certificate is totally nuts. Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 11:01 AM (bb5+k) You poor, poor lost soul. Nothing more we can do for you. Sorry but now well have to shun you. No hard feelings?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2014 07:03 AM (BZAd3)

154 Global Warming Inc...friendly, reliable service....same location for 12,000 years.

Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2014 07:04 AM (j7iSn)

155 Hey Emily, call me I gotta tell you, Bolgia 9 is a great place to spend eternity we've got the best tanning beds in the place. Don't pay any attention to that poseur Gosnell, he's only a murderer. Naturally a good Womyn like you never read Patriarchy-enabling Dante so someone needs to tell you just how great it is here. Start sowing more discord sweetie and you'll be fine

Posted by: Antonio Gramsci at May 06, 2014 07:04 AM (/eDgb)

156 we'll - obviously.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2014 07:04 AM (BZAd3)

157 This dumbass worked at a clinic as a counselor? How can this be? She, after the abortion, decides to get an IUD? So this sophisticated twat, counseling others, didn't know that screwing may cause pregnancy?

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 07:04 AM (A98Xu)

158 Yes, the idea that the lyingest bastard in American HIstory would lie about his birth certificate is totally nuts. Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 11:01 AM (bb5+k) Which is why I always called myself a Dualist!... As I think O was born a dual citizen, and the Founders put the Natural Born clause in so the Commander in Chief could not have any chance of split loyalties due to citizenship. Which is why they want to dismiss the whole thing as silly.... You ALWAYS have to look a couple of layers deep to figure out what O is actually telling lies about...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2014 07:05 AM (84gbM)

159

I have a slightly different take on this Emily Letts character.

I think in her heart of hearts she's horrified at what she's done, so she's trying to spin herself into something positive and pretend like it's a good thing...which includes seeking validation via an attention whore article.

My takeaway is that things may not be quite as bad as we think. I have a hunch her audience is plenty horrified and see her as we do.

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 06, 2014 07:05 AM (eytER)

160

I think 9C is about 48F using the old tried and true method of calculation - double the C and add 30 gets you the Fahrenheit number

(9/5 * C) + 32 = F

Sorry for being pedantic. Now, someone once said you'd posted a bikini pic from your upside down paradise? True?

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 06, 2014 07:06 AM (JtwS4)

161 One thing about the Cosmo article. Quick scan of the comments are majority pro-life.

Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 07:06 AM (fWAjv)

162

LettsÂ’s partner was not involved in her decision, and she opted to have an IUD inserted after the procedure.

Hopefully her 'partner' manned up and moved out by the time she got home.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 07:06 AM (tIvOy)

163 I just heard on radio this AM Mitch Daniels saying that according to a Purdue-Gallup study; college debt is preventing graduates from starting businesses. Posted by: votermom at May 06, 2014 11:02 AM (GSIDW) Yep. And who is going to pay for this? You are! (I'll be gone. I hope, I hope, I hope.)

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2014 07:07 AM (BZAd3)

164 >>The most perplexing thing to me is how you hold this level of cognitive dissonance together. Now is a good time to mention one my favorite feminist monsters: Amy Richard. She wrote a column in NYT about her decision to selectively abort two of her triplets because she didn't want to be one of those women who shops at Costco. And it gets better. She's since had a son and written a book on being a mother. Saw her on an MSNBC panel talking about working mommy issues. She's an expert on it, apparently. Sick.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2014 07:07 AM (8zTpe)

165 @151 TRAP!!!!! Don't do it!

Posted by: Jaws at May 06, 2014 07:07 AM (eKZp1)

166 So have her tie your hands to the bedframe. Problem solved.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 11:03 AM (tIvOy)

Fapping denier!!!!

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 07:07 AM (GQ8sn)

167 David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog 2m UN warns Boko Haram on slavery: threatens candlelight vigils, 5k Awareness Fun Runs #hashtag

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 06, 2014 07:07 AM (ZPrif)

168 Claiming she'd save the sonogram *after* killing her child is a grotesque, empty gesture, Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2014 10:46 AM (8zTpe) The fact that she attaches any value to it informs me that she doesn't even believe her own lies. Again, I predict nightmares for her for the rest of her life.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 07:08 AM (bb5+k)

169 Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 11:04 AM (A98Xu Do abortion "councilors" do anything other than repeatedly suggest that people get abortions?

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 06, 2014 07:09 AM (HDwDg)

170 If I wanted to read Tepid Air -- which I used to do, before their unique brand of ball-less "conservatism" finally got on my last nerve -- I'm sure my computer could find it. I don't, so it doesn't. Posted by: MrScribbler at May 06, 2014 10:46 AM (dDzOj) Sums up my feelings as well.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 07:09 AM (bb5+k)

171 "I think in her heart of hearts she's horrified at what she's done, so she's trying to spin herself into something positive and pretend like it's a good thing...which includes seeking validation via an attention whore article." There is truth in that comment. Unfortunately, it's especially wrong to take an evil and make it sound good. Re:George Orwell.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 07:10 AM (A98Xu)

172 >>David Burge Ã¾@iowahawkblog 2m UN warns Boko Haram on slavery: threatens candlelight vigils, 5k Awareness Fun Runs #hashtag Before or after the Human Rights conference in Fiji?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2014 07:10 AM (8zTpe)

173 168 David Burge Ã¾@iowahawkblog 2m UN warns Boko Haram on slavery: threatens candlelight vigils, 5k Awareness Fun Runs #hashtag Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 06, 2014 11:07 AM (ZPrif) Uh.... OK.... what are all the ISLAMICE nations doing about this??? We need to point out to Islam, that THIS behavior is exactly why we do not trust them.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2014 07:10 AM (84gbM)

174 ""Emily Letts, abortion counsellor from NJ, films her own abortion (the "non-icky" view) for youtube glory.

Personally I think she;s a budding serial killer who has gone from egging other people to kill babies to participating in her own live kill.
The way she talks about the sonogram is creepy - sounds like a kill trophy.""

Maybe next time leather face will cut it out with a chainsaw.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 06, 2014 07:11 AM (FMbng)

175 The term "Birther" was coined to resemble "Truther." It too was a deliberate attempt to malign people by associating them with widely acknowledged kooks. For good reason.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 06, 2014 07:12 AM (SY2Kh)

176 Big Sale! Git yer' climate denier tee shirts here. Before the IRS, EPA, and DOJ swat teams arrive to shut the operation down. Climate Denier banned phrase. Also Racist -- black tee, white lettering, Climate Denier. White tee, black lettering, Denier.

Posted by: gracepmc at May 06, 2014 07:12 AM (rznx3)

177 Emily Letts probably never heard of this Emily. Probably wouldn't have mattered if she had. Emily Mya Rivera was born January 20, 2014 by emergency c-section 17 weeks early. That's 4 months early. Like all premature babies she has struggled to live. Her parents took her home last Friday. http://tinyurl.com/pb6ewbv

Posted by: ExSnipe at May 06, 2014 07:13 AM (hzpoi)

178 I think in her heart of hearts she's horrified at what she's done, so she's trying to spin herself into something positive and pretend like it's a good thing...which includes seeking validation via an attention whore article. ------------------ It is called Gross rationalization to justify an action. Human beings, in general, are good at it. Children are the worst, but adults do it all of the time. A mature responsible adult simply eschews bad behavior and such rationalization simply never occurs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 06, 2014 07:13 AM (aDwsi)

179 From Dick Morris, who has a good hate on for Hillary. http://bit.ly/Rof2ze Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 06, 2014 10:58 AM (JtwS4) And wasn't he the asswipe that worked for the Clinton's back in 1992-2000 ?

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 07:13 AM (bb5+k)

180

And wasn't he the asswipe that worked for the Clinton's back in 1992-2000 ?

Yes, he's a loathesome little man, but he's shrewd and he hates Hillary with all of his wee little hate boner.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 06, 2014 07:15 AM (JtwS4)

181 Emily Mya Rivera was born January 20, 2014 by emergency c-section 17 weeks early. That's 4 months early. Like all premature babies she has struggled to live. Her parents took her home last Friday. http://tinyurl.com/pb6ewbv Posted by: ExSnipe at May 06, 2014 11:13 AM (hzpoi) Thanks for that.

Very much needed.

Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 07:16 AM (fWAjv)

182 I saw a climate change squirrel in the yard today.

Posted by: Roy at May 06, 2014 07:16 AM (VndSC)

183 If the science is settled, why all the fucking name changes to the crisis?

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at May 06, 2014 07:16 AM (9Bdcz)

184 And the Republican side did as much or more of it than did the Democrat side.

Yes, the idea that the lyingest bastard in American HIstory would lie about his birth certificate is totally nuts.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 11:01 AM (bb5+k)

There's a disturbing tendency of the spawn of Rockefeller to really want to be with the kewel kidz on the other side of the aisle. I believe they do that to compensate from their overriding lack of principle.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 06, 2014 07:17 AM (qiiIB)

185 And wasn't he the asswipe that worked for the Clinton's back in 1992-2000 ? Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 11:13 AM (bb5+k) Met him at a pizza joint during an AFP meet. No love for Hillary.

Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 07:17 AM (fWAjv)

186 The most perplexing thing to me is how you hold this level of cognitive dissonance together (not you D-Lamp, her). Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at May 06, 2014 11:01 AM (HDwDg) It is exactly that cognitive dissonance that makes me realize this woman knows she is lying to herself and that she will one day rue horribly what she has done. It is the only interpretation I can conceive for why someone would be attached to a sonogram of a child they deliberately killed for a cheap political statement. (Though the Serial Killer trophy argument is also a plausible idea.)

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 07:18 AM (bb5+k)

187 Dude! Why you need to see that old stuff for, anyway? http://tinyurl.com/lz54rda Dems are shrieking about the absurdity of the Benghazi investigation. Why then is information still being withheld? What difference, at this point, could it possibly make? In some people's minds, this makes perfect sense. And that is scary.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2014 07:18 AM (BZAd3)

188 Hey aussie, Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi Just always wanted to do that to a real Aussie.

Posted by: ExSnipe at May 06, 2014 07:19 AM (hzpoi)

189 Its almost like..... oh.... they don't know what the hell they are doing!!! Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2014 11:02 AM (84gbM) Oh, they know what they are doing alright. Not about the science of course, but about manipulating fools into giving them power? Yeah, they got that covered. Their "science" is utter bollicks.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 07:19 AM (bb5+k)

190

Â“I believe the world is getting warmer, and I believe that humans have contributed to that,Â” he told a crowd of about 200 at a town hall meeting in Manchester, New Hampshire.

Â“ItÂ’s important for us to reduce our emissions of pollutants and greenhouse gases that may be significant contributors.Â”Â…

- Mitt Romney 2011

Republicans: like conservatives, only stupid.

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at May 06, 2014 07:20 AM (5ikDv)

191 >>Emily Mya Rivera Babies can be incredibly strong. Having spent time in a NICU, I saw a lot of kids (figuratively)saying, "I want to live, damnit!" The nurse who taught our infant CPR class had a daughter at 23 weeks. Was doing well after 4 mos. in the NICU.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2014 07:20 AM (8zTpe)

192 Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 11:18 AM (bb5+k I want to believe your right, but having met people like this in person, it seems to me the trophy idea is far more likely.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 06, 2014 07:20 AM (HDwDg)

193
Within a few years winter snowfall will become a very rare and exciting even. Children just aren't going to know what snow is," Dr David Viner, Senior research scientist at the climatic research unit (CRU) of the University of East Anglia - Mar 20, 2000

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2014 07:21 AM (hJauc)

194 As someone who has dealt with the State of Hawaii records department (about 30 years ago, which was a joke known to all there, lots of people who were straight up dumb or English as a second language) with absolutely hilarious results. Record keeping in Hawaii 50-55 years ago was equal to a "who's on first" kind of deal. Not a birther, simply relating my experience.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 07:21 AM (A98Xu)

195 So this sophisticated twat, counseling others, didn't know that screwing may cause pregnancy? -- Reading between the lines, it's clear to me she got pregnant to have an abortion: "Patients at the clinic always ask me if I can relate to them Â— have I had an abortion? Do I have kids? I was so used to saying, Â“IÂ’ve never had an abortion butÂ…Â” While I was pregnant and waiting for my procedure, I thought, Â“Wait a minute, I have to use this.Â”" "The guy wasnÂ’t involved in my decision." She was feeling like the odd woman out because she had never gone through what her clients go through. She didn't use contraceptives because she was "scared" of side effects (doesn't explain not using condoms). " It was my first pregnancy, and, full disclosure, I hadn't been using any kind of birth control, which is crazy, I know. IÂ’m a sex educator, and I love talking about birth control. Before this experience, hormonal birth control scared me because of complications IÂ’d heard about from friends Â— gaining weight, depression, etc. So I tracked my ovulation cycle, and I didnÂ’t have any long-term partners. " She found out she was 2-3 weeks pregnant in NOVEMBER, could have taken an abortion pill, but chose to wait until JANUARY to get the "scarier" awake D&C procedure on video. Waited until the clump of cells had a heartbeat, a brain, and a nervous system before dismembering it ... burn in hell, Emily.

Posted by: votermom at May 06, 2014 07:21 AM (GSIDW)

196 163 LettsÂ’s partner was not involved in her decision, and she opted to have an IUD inserted after the procedure. Hopefully her 'partner' manned up and moved out by the time she got home. Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 11:06 AM (tIvOy) I strongly doubt it. He's probably a left-wing vegan pussy. If it was me, my final words to her would be "You killed our baby? Fuck you, you psycho bitch, I'm out."

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 07:21 AM (DrWcr)

197 I just heard on radio this AM Mitch Daniels saying that according to a Purdue-Gallup study; college debt is preventing graduates from starting businesses. Posted by: votermom at May 06, 2014 11:02 AM (GSIDW) I have reached a point in my philosophical life where I want those Socialist Mutherfuckers in the Universities to practice what they preach. Education should be free. Those socialist advocates should not be making a profit on education. Fortunately, things like the Khan Academy and Texas' $10,000.00 degree program are eventually going to displace those socialist mutherfuckers. Halleluiah!

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 07:22 AM (bb5+k)

198 I strongly doubt it. He's probably a left-wing vegan pussy. If it was me, my final words to her would be "You killed our baby? Fuck you, you psycho bitch, I'm out."

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 11:21 AM (DrWcr)

This exact thing happened to someone in the Horde. I'm not naming any names.

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 07:23 AM (GQ8sn)

199 Posted by: votermom at May 06, 2014 11:21 AM (GSIDW) I agree. Which makes it even worse to me.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 07:23 AM (A98Xu)

200 You poor, poor lost soul. Nothing more we can do for you. Sorry but now well have to shun you. No hard feelings? Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2014 11:03 AM (BZAd3) Eh, I'm used to it. People who argue on the internet can't get their panties in a bunch every time someone decides to not like them.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 07:24 AM (bb5+k)

201

190 ExSnipe

Hi and that's our national call sign at any sporting event where Aussies are participating!

Apparently is started during the Sydney Olympics...

Posted by: aussie at May 06, 2014 07:25 AM (flMT4)

202

I believe that Obama was born in Hawaii. I also think that he's lied about being born overseas whenever it was beneficial to him (college applications, his author bio, numerious parties where he wanted to impress people).

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 07:25 AM (tIvOy)

203 This exact thing happened to someone in the Horde. I'm not naming any names. Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 11:23 AM (GQ8sn) That's horrible. I hope he told her to FOAD and then split.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 07:25 AM (DrWcr)

204 "...I didnÂ’t have any long-term partners. "

Posted by: votermom at May 06, 2014 11:21 AM (GSIDW)

So she screws around, but doesn't use condoms? And she is a "sex educator?"

Chlamydia
Gonorrhea
Syphilis
Herpes
HIV

What a fucking idiot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2014 07:26 AM (QFxY5)

205 67 Am I the only person who has to ask "How many fucking Confederate flags are they selling in California anyway?"

Now? I might start smuggling them.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at May 06, 2014 07:27 AM (XO6WW)

206 I am withholding judgement on climate change until I hear what Willard Scott has to say. I was disappointed his name was not on the expert list with the others.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 06, 2014 07:27 AM (l3vZN)

207 How many of the elite who are so concerned that none of us racist rubes are taking global warming seriously? Maybe it's because they mouth the words about saving energy while burning up more fossil fuels and drawing more electricity in a day than most of us serfs do in a year. As Glenn Reynolds says, "I'll take global warming seriously when those warning us actually behave like they're worried about it"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 06, 2014 07:27 AM (aTXUx)

208 So she screws around, but doesn't use condoms? And she is a "sex educator?" Chlamydia Gonorrhea Syphilis Herpes HIV What a fucking idiot. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2014 11:26 AM (QFxY5) Is it wrong that I hope she gets them all, with a side dish of hepatitis for good measure?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 07:28 AM (DrWcr)

209

199 EC

Hi, and let's just say this - your lovely wife ...

Cancels out my flannie jammies pic!

Plus I did lose my phone today (it has been found and I pick it up later today)

Posted by: aussie at May 06, 2014 07:28 AM (flMT4)

210 And I burned for her. Much like the burning during urination that I would soon experience.

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at May 06, 2014 07:28 AM (NF2Bf)

211

Fapping denier!!!!

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 11:07 AM (GQ8sn)

I'm just saying that if she's worried about you touching her boobies while getting it on, there are solutions that don't involve celibacy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 07:29 AM (tIvOy)

212 Is it wrong that I hope she gets them all, with a side dish of hepatitis for good measure? -- I hope she gets drug resistant clap for Mother's Day.

Posted by: votermom at May 06, 2014 07:29 AM (GSIDW)

213 I strongly doubt it. He's probably a left-wing vegan pussy. If it was me, my final words to her would be "You killed our baby? Fuck you, you psycho bitch, I'm out."

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 11:21 AM (DrWcr)

You're probably right. Or he's some frat-boy douchebag. Scum or a wimp, but either way certainly a loser.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 07:30 AM (tIvOy)

214 Khan Academy has pulled my parental butt out of the fire several times this year because my son's math class appears to be long on homework and short on explanation.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 06, 2014 07:31 AM (+0txR)

215 Is it wrong that I hope she gets them all, with a side dish of hepatitis for good measure?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 11:28 AM (DrWcr)

I feel the same way.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2014 07:31 AM (QFxY5)

216 Which is why I always called myself a Dualist!... As I think O was born a dual citizen, and the Founders put the Natural Born clause in so the Commander in Chief could not have any chance of split loyalties due to citizenship. Which is why they want to dismiss the whole thing as silly.... You ALWAYS have to look a couple of layers deep to figure out what O is actually telling lies about... Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2014 11:05 AM (84gbM) There was always multiple layers to this topic. The one which everyone likes to use to make fun of the issue is the notion that he was born in Kenya. (Which has been subsequently demonstrated to be nonsense anyway.) The reasonable portion of the topic is whether or not he constituted a "Natural born citizen" according to the standards in place in 1787 when the legislative will was codified. There is a LOT of evidence which demonstrates that he did not, not the least of which is the fact that even if he was born in the United States, he would only be a citizen by virtue of the 14th amendment, and not by "nature." It is a reasonable argument to assert that a "natural born" citizen does not owe his citizenship to a law which didn't exist in 1787.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 07:31 AM (bb5+k)

217 So she screws around, but doesn't use condoms? And she is a "sex educator?"

What a fucking idiot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2014 11:26 AM (QFxY5)

Yeah, it sounds like the girl has some serious mental issues.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 07:31 AM (tIvOy)

218 Nanny Botox was touring somewhere yesterday yacking about climate change Since she doesn't have a large air force jet at her disposal to take her family shopping whenever the mood strikes, she's making a smaller carbon footprint So, when does Moochelle fly all over the country on the next "Eat right and save the planet" tour

Posted by: kbdabear at May 06, 2014 07:31 AM (aTXUx)

219 To create a life just to kill itÂ…evil.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 07:31 AM (A98Xu)

220 This exact thing happened to someone in the Horde. I'm not naming any names. Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 11:23 AM (GQ8sn) Not gonna lie. On my list of nightmares.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 06, 2014 07:32 AM (HDwDg)

221 I think in her heart of hearts she's horrified at what she's done, so she's trying to spin herself into something positive and pretend like it's a good thing...which includes seeking validation via an attention whore article. My takeaway is that things may not be quite as bad as we think. I have a hunch her audience is plenty horrified and see her as we do. Posted by: @JohnTant at May 06, 2014 11:05 AM (eytER) I suspect you are right.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 07:32 AM (bb5+k)

222 Chlamydia
Gonorrhea
Syphilis
Herpes
HIV

Those are going to be her new "long term partners".

Posted by: Mayn at May 06, 2014 07:32 AM (IxejE)

223 Completely OT, but I watched Odd Thomas last night on Netflix. Good movie. I don't think there's one in the works, but I'd like to see a sequel.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 07:33 AM (DrWcr)

224

203 Hollowpoint

Hi, and we're safe here in suburban Sydney - funnel webs are gone for the winter, redbacks are hiding, and snakes around here are hibernating for winter..

The only danger is climate disruption... when I turn the heater off

Posted by: aussie at May 06, 2014 07:33 AM (flMT4)

225 Emily Lett has the same soul and the same concience as any murderer. Remember the monster who was just executed in Oklahoma(botched, right)? He and his cohorts laughed at how tough Stephanie was, that he still had to shoot her twice after raping and beating her, to kill her. People who know what they are doing is wrong and evil, but do it anyway have accepted the devil as a master. They then try to justify it by whatever rationale their sick little brain can come up with, including humming and pretending to give birth. Posted by: Jen at May 06, 2014 10:45 AM (qcDPE) Well, at least we Damn Okies killed Lockett, who rightly feared his lawful execution would hurt his nasty cowardly ass. Locket whined and fought the procedure by damaging the veins in his arms to make them unusable. He was also so violent and obstreperous that he had to be tazed. Yeah, it was "botched". Letts is free to be crazy and murder as many unborn infants as she chooses by tortuous dismemberment. It would be a good thing if men would avoid her nasty vajayjay so she does not get pregnant again, although, she is so crazy, she would probably go to a sperm bank and use donated sperm to get pregnant and then do another abortion.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, We Be Bossy at May 06, 2014 07:33 AM (kXoT0)

226 For good reason. Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 06, 2014 11:12 AM (SY2Kh) Yeah, because assholes don't like admitting they are wrong. At least it was a good reason to them.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 07:34 AM (bb5+k)

227 Hi, and let's just say this - your lovely wife ...

Cancels out my flannie jammies pic!

Plus I did lose my phone today (it has been found and I pick it up later today)

Posted by: aussie at May 06, 2014 11:28 AM (flMT4)

Nooo!!!!

Glad you found your phone.

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 07:35 AM (GQ8sn)

228 I'm just saying that if she's worried about you touching her boobies while getting it on, there are solutions that don't involve celibacy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 11:29 AM (tIvOy)

The Fapping must flow!

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 07:36 AM (GQ8sn)

229 For all the handwringing byt the lefty elite over ocean level rises, they sure seem to own a lot of beachfront property, especially on barrier islands which are supposed to erode and shift as they always have.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 06, 2014 07:36 AM (aTXUx)

230 Yes, he's a loathesome little man, but he's shrewd and he hates Hillary with all of his wee little hate boner. Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 06, 2014 11:15 AM (JtwS4) And it occurs to me that if he worked for the Clintons, he probably has a better understanding of just what sort of shitbirds they really are, hence the unmitigated hatred.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 07:36 AM (bb5+k)

231 The Fapping must flow! Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 11:36 AM (GQ8sn) We have just folded space from Ix. Much fapping on Ix.

Posted by: Spice Guild Fappinator at May 06, 2014 07:36 AM (DrWcr)

232 If it was me, my final words to her would be "You killed our baby? Fuck you, you psycho bitch, I'm out."

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 11:21 AM (DrWcr)

I actually had that conversation many years ago.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 06, 2014 07:36 AM (L8r/r)

233 I like all the Odd Thomas books, was happy to see the movie is available on Netflix, then I read a couple reviews and that sapped my enthusiasm for it, ended up watching something else. Maybe I'll give it a try this afternoon.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2014 07:37 AM (ZshNr)

234 236 If it was me, my final words to her would be "You killed our baby? Fuck you, you psycho bitch, I'm out." Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 11:21 AM (DrWcr) I actually had that conversation many years ago. Posted by: Country Singer at May 06, 2014 11:36 AM (L8r/r) I am so sorry for your loss, man.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 07:38 AM (DrWcr)

235 We have just folded space from Ix. Much fapping on Ix.

Posted by: Spice Guild Fappinator at May 06, 2014 11:36 AM (DrWcr)

I will Fap like a reed in the wind.

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 07:38 AM (GQ8sn)

236 Completely OT, but I watched Odd Thomas last night on Netflix. Good movie. I don't think there's one in the works, but I'd like to see a sequel.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 11:33 AM (DrWcr)

How is it for kids?

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 07:39 AM (GQ8sn)

237 I will Fap like a reed in the wind. Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 11:38 AM (GQ8sn) The slow fap penetrates the shield.

Posted by: Gurney Halleck at May 06, 2014 07:39 AM (DrWcr)

238 The slow fap penetrates the shield.

Posted by: Gurney Halleck at May 06, 2014 11:39 AM (DrWcr)

My Fap is a killing word.

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 07:40 AM (GQ8sn)

239 a dose of Mencken...

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed -- and hence clamorous to be led to safety -- by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."-- H.L. Mencken

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at May 06, 2014 07:40 AM (5ikDv)

240

Good night everyone and have a wonderful yesterday!!!

Bedtime....

Posted by: aussie at May 06, 2014 07:40 AM (flMT4)

241 Global Warming..,Climate Change..,Climate Interruption..? How about calling it Weather?!?!

Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2014 07:40 AM (GpItr)

242 Emily Letts worries about women the same way Al Gore worries about the environment and LBJ worried about black people...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at May 06, 2014 07:40 AM (XO6WW)

243

LET'S GO GREG BRANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suck it and go fuck yourselves GOPe!!!

Posted by: prescient11 at May 06, 2014 07:40 AM (tVTLU)

244 So she screws around, but doesn't use condoms? And she is a "sex educator?"

What a fucking idiot.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2014 11:26 AM (QFxY5)Yeah, it sounds like the girl has some serious mental issues.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 11:31 AM (tIvOy)

I'd be willing to bet her parents were deadbeat fuckheads who never gave her the time of day. Because they certainly didn't instill any positive values in her.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 06, 2014 07:40 AM (qiiIB)

245 240 Completely OT, but I watched Odd Thomas last night on Netflix. Good movie. I don't think there's one in the works, but I'd like to see a sequel. Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 11:33 AM (DrWcr) How is it for kids? Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 11:39 AM (GQ8sn) How old?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 07:40 AM (DrWcr)

246 G'night aussie!

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 07:41 AM (GQ8sn)

247
How old?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 11:40 AM (DrWcr)

12.

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 07:41 AM (GQ8sn)

248 I must not fap. Fapping is the mind-killer. Fapping is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fapping. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fapping has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 07:41 AM (tIvOy)

249 I must not fap. Fapping is the mind-killer. Fapping is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fapping. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fapping has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 11:41 AM (tIvOy)

The Art of Fapping is still alive.

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 07:42 AM (GQ8sn)

250 In case you had any doubts about 2 time Oblahblah voter, Ann Althouse- she posts the abortion story as positive on both Insty and her blog.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2014 07:42 AM (0cMkb)

251 Portmanteau : "a large suitcase" Things I've learned from reading internet blogs.

Posted by: Ordinary Average Guy at May 06, 2014 07:43 AM (ZcgA9)

252 There's a disturbing tendency of the spawn of Rockefeller to really want to be with the kewel kidz on the other side of the aisle. I believe they do that to compensate from their overriding lack of principle. Posted by: Captain Hate at May 06, 2014 11:17 AM (qiiIB) I think the primary reason for much Republican backlash against "the Birthers" (Among which I count myself) is that they pragmatically regarded it as a losing issue which would gain them no votes, and smacked of sore-loser syndrome. That, and the fact that McCain had the appearance of having a bigger "Natural born citizen" problem than did Obama, and it just wouldn't do to attract attention to the issue because it might negatively impact McCain as well. I know "Hot Air" led off the denouncement of "Birthers", then others (Including Ace and Co) took it up from there. But yeah, the Country Club Republicans really don't have much animosity for the Left Wing's Glitterati of Rich/Attractive people. They like their social circles, of which these people are a prominent component.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 07:43 AM (bb5+k)

253 From Drudge Asked for her guilty pleasure, Hillary Clinton paused, then said, "I'm just trying to think of the G-Rated ones." She then said "chocolate." - Now excuse me while I go throw up.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 06, 2014 07:44 AM (jtIz8)

254 Met him at a pizza joint during an AFP meet. No love for Hillary. Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 11:17 AM (fWAjv) Probably a reasonable response from anyone who knows her well enough, as he ought to from having WORKED FOR THOSE ASSHOLES.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 07:44 AM (bb5+k)

255 The Fapper must awaken.

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 07:44 AM (GQ8sn)

256 Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2014 11:42 AM (0cMkb) I can't stomach Althouse, but I'm not getting the "posts the abortion story as positive" deal. I went to her site and she's just posting quotes from the abortion twat. Her commenters, thus far, aren't to positive about it.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 07:45 AM (A98Xu)

257 251 How old? Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 11:40 AM (DrWcr) 12. Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 11:41 AM (GQ8sn) If a boy, I'd say probably OK, unless he's a sensitive sort. The profanity is pretty light, but bear in mind death is the dominant theme, and an anticipated mass murder is a major plot point.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 07:46 AM (DrWcr)

258 Got a call from the RNC for fundraising.

Even have a scripted response to "I don't give to the RNC anymore--I give to individual candidates."

So I had to say, "sorry, I'm not going to take up anymore of your time." and hang up.

Poor girl.

Even the worst day at work can't be as bad as hers everyday.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 06, 2014 07:46 AM (VjL9S)

259 As someone who has dealt with the State of Hawaii records department (about 30 years ago, which was a joke known to all there, lots of people who were straight up dumb or English as a second language) with absolutely hilarious results. Record keeping in Hawaii 50-55 years ago was equal to a "who's on first" kind of deal. Not a birther, simply relating my experience. Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 11:21 AM (A98Xu) I've read a slew of articles/comments alleging that Hawaii has long been a back door to citizenship for Pacific Rim foreign nationals. Seriously, what other state gives birth certificates to people who were not actually born in that state?

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 07:46 AM (bb5+k)

260 Completely OT, but I watched Odd Thomas last night on Netflix. Good movie. I don't think there's one in the works, but I'd like to see a sequel. Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 11:33 AM (DrWcr) I also enjoyed the movie.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2014 07:47 AM (BZAd3)

261
If a boy, I'd say probably OK, unless he's a sensitive sort. The profanity is pretty light, but bear in mind death is the dominant theme, and an anticipated mass murder is a major plot point.

He likes those ghost hunting shows and I heard about this book/movie. Is it more a horror movie or supernatural kinda like Sixth Sense?

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 07:47 AM (GQ8sn)

262 Completely OT, but I watched Odd Thomas last night on Netflix. Good movie. I don't think there's one in the works, but I'd like to see a sequel. Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 11:33 AM (DrWcr) Another good recent sleeper - "Mud"

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2014 07:48 AM (BZAd3)

263 Hi, and we're safe here in suburban Sydney - funnel webs are gone for the winter, redbacks are hiding, and snakes around here are hibernating for winter.. They're not hibernating. They're plotting :p

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 06, 2014 07:48 AM (SY2Kh)

264 It's good to be king DRUDGE REPORT ‏@DRUDGE_REPORT 6m WIRE: 29 of 30 Dow Jones Companies Invest in Clinton... http://drudge.tw/1iZ1Cjl

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 06, 2014 07:48 AM (ZPrif)

265 Another good recent sleeper - "Mud"

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2014 11:48 AM (BZAd3)

One of those boys, Neckbone I think, was just on Justified this season.

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 07:49 AM (GQ8sn)

266 252 I must not fap. Fapping is the mind-killer. Fapping is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fapping. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fapping has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 11:41 AM (tIvOy) You didn't watch Dune on whatever channel or another Sunday evening did you? I watched part of it before succumbing to fatigue. What. A. Mutt. Of. A. Movie. I cannot believe that I paid good money to see it back in the day when it came out.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 06, 2014 07:50 AM (HsTG8)

267 That 40 million a month the Fed is pumping into Wall Street, is really paying off for the Dems.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 07:50 AM (A98Xu)

268 She's posting the positive wording without comment. Which looks like support, or cowardice if you wish. Even the Insty trick of posting without comment and saying "Posted without comment" gives you an idea of which way he leans. Althouse is smart enough to know it's click bait , but either is to cowardly to give a viewpoint, or she agrees with it- and simply leaves it in it's positive presentation. either way, not good.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2014 07:50 AM (0cMkb)

269 As predictable as the Oldest profession John Boehner will spread his cheeks for the Dems..With the appropriate tears and reluctance....
I guess I will be writing that letter to the Ohio fish wraps to reconsider baiting his hook for another term again..

Posted by: Mitch Ryder at May 06, 2014 07:50 AM (Ypcwm)

270 I believe that Obama was born in Hawaii. I also think that he's lied aboutbeing born overseaswhenever it was beneficial to him (college applications, his author bio, numerious parties where he wanted to impress people). Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 11:25 AM (tIvOy) I "Think" he was born in Hawaii, but there are a few bits of circumstantial evidence which support the idea that he might have been born in Canada. There is quite a lot of circumstantial evidence which destroys the "born in Kenya" theory.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 07:51 AM (bb5+k)

271 131 As was mentioned upthread, it's like a trophy to a serial killer. Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 10:48 AM (DrWcr) That's perhaps the most disturbing part.... Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at May 06, 2014 10:55 AM (HDwDg) Why doesn't she just get a taxidermist? Fucking freaky whore.

Posted by: Snake at May 06, 2014 07:51 AM (yaeMF)

272 Climate change. Yes, I'm a believer. It's called Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter. My carbon footprint (that used to be asked). About 9.5 to 10 (my shoe size). A neat webcam from Eagle Harbor (Keweenaw Peninsula), Michigan on Lake Superior. There's a lot of climate change still on the ground and the water. http://tinyurl.com/op6dv6f

Posted by: ExSnipe at May 06, 2014 07:51 AM (hzpoi)

273 That 40 ~~million~~ billion a month the Fed is pumping into Wall Street, is really paying off for the Dems.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 11:50 AM (A98Xu)

Fixed.

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 07:51 AM (GQ8sn)

274 265 If a boy, I'd say probably OK, unless he's a sensitive sort. The profanity is pretty light, but bear in mind death is the dominant theme, and an anticipated mass murder is a major plot point. He likes those ghost hunting shows and I heard about this book/movie. Is it more a horror movie or supernatural kinda like Sixth Sense? Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 11:47 AM (GQ8sn) There are elements of both.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 07:51 AM (DrWcr)

275 Ben obviously got a little drunk last night celebrating the game 3 victory by his flightless waterfowl over my NY Rangers and can't be bothered to feed you news. Or it could be the Revenge of the 5th...of course, celebrating 6 shut out periods of hockey is rarely a bad thing...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at May 06, 2014 07:51 AM (VvOZ5)

276 Another good recent sleeper - "Mud" Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2014 11:48 AM (BZAd3) I've heard good things about that movie. That's probably next on my list.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 07:52 AM (DrWcr)

277 Why doesn't she just get a taxidermist? Fucking freaky whore. Posted by: Snake at May 06, 2014 11:51 AM (yaeMF) Right?

Posted by: Norman Bates at May 06, 2014 07:52 AM (DrWcr)

278 "Althouse is smart enough to know it's click bait , but either is to cowardly to give a viewpointÂ…" That I can believe. She's a click whore and regardless of her "degree" kind of dumb person with poor reasoning skills. Her "argument" for voting for Obama is an embarrassment. Or should be.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 07:53 AM (A98Xu)

279 Asked for her guilty pleasure, Hillary Clinton paused, then said, "I'm just trying to think of the G-Rated ones." She then said "chocolate."

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Posted by: WalrusRex at May 06, 2014 11:44 AM (jtIz

Destroying the credibility of women who've been attacked by her predator "husband" get a mention?

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 06, 2014 07:53 AM (qiiIB)

280 Why doesn't she just get a taxidermist? Fucking freaky whore.
Posted by: Snake at May 06, 2014 11:51 AM (yaeMF)

Right?

Posted by: Norman Bates at May 06, 2014 11:52 AM (DrWcr)

Seriously.

Posted by: Ed Gein at May 06, 2014 07:53 AM (GQ8sn)

281 246 Global Warming..,Climate Change..,Climate Interruption..? How about calling it Weather?!?! Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2014 11:40 AM (GpItr) Joe Bastardi does.... http://tinyurl.com/lnwde6l

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 06, 2014 07:53 AM (v0/PR)

282 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling StarsÂ™ at May 06, 2014 11:50 AM (HsTG

Perhaps the greatest SciFi book ever written, made into a rancid piece-of-shit of a movie.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2014 07:53 AM (QFxY5)

283 Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 11:51 AM (GQ8sn) Thanks, I actually meant BILLION.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 07:54 AM (A98Xu)

284 271 That 40 million a month the Fed is pumping into Wall Street, is really paying off for the Dems.
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I'm old enough to remember when, under Bush, every new stock market high was a sign the rich were getting richer while the poor were getting poorer.

Now we're told that millionaires making millions on interest free loans from the government is good for Main Street.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 06, 2014 07:54 AM (VjL9S)

285 I'm old enough to remember when, under Bush, every new stock market high was a sign the rich were getting richer while the poor were getting poorer. Now we're told that millionaires making millions on interest free loans from the government is good for Main Street. Posted by: RoyalOil at May 06, 2014 11:54 AM (VjL9S) Fen's Law, yet again.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2014 07:54 AM (DrWcr)

286 Mud was an excellent movie, made more so since I wasn't expecting much. The two young actors playing the boys have bright futures.

Posted by: Used Car Dealer at May 06, 2014 07:55 AM (U42/m)

287 Aw, Mr. Daily Show has a sad. Benghazi doesn't matter cause Bush and Iraq and blah de blah. John Nolte ‏@NolteNC Aging, low-rated, hypocritical left-wing clown freaks over Benghazi --> http://shar.es/S4hsw via @BreitbartNews

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 06, 2014 07:55 AM (ZPrif)

288 Seriously, what other state gives birth certificates to people who were not actually born in that state? Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 11:46 AM (bb5+k) But... crazy for even bringing it up. No matter how bad all of the rancid mess smells. If none of the other shit was valid, why were his transcripts sealed? Why was the LA Times story squashed? It's everything put together that makes all of the individual elements still look suspect. I seriously have never been able to understand how so many people could fail to see this. But I've been aware of my questionable sanity for so many years that it hardly embarrasses me anymore at all.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2014 07:55 AM (BZAd3)

289 Remember everyone, that's BILLION, not million.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 07:55 AM (A98Xu)

290 That 40 million billion a month the Fed is pumping into Wall Street, is really paying off for the Dems. I thought it was now on the order of $65 billion/month. It had started out at $85B, then got "cut" to $75B, and most recently cut again to $65B.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at May 06, 2014 07:55 AM (VvOZ5)

291 That 40 million a month the Fed is pumping into Wall Street, is really paying off for the Dems.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 11:50 AM (A98Xu)

-----

For now.......

Posted by: MATH..... wit NEW and IMPROVED bubble popping ability at May 06, 2014 07:56 AM (nELVU)

292 A neat webcam from Eagle Harbor (Keweenaw Peninsula), Michigan on Lake Superior. There's a lot of climate change still on the ground and the water. http://tinyurl.com/op6dv6f Posted by: ExSnipe at May 06, 2014 11:51 AM (hzpoi) That's not uncommon for this time of year. (I grew up in the U. P. and also went to MTU in the mid-70s).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 06, 2014 07:56 AM (HsTG8)

293 Any sci-fi readers? Free kindle book, Awake in the Night Land. http://www.amazon.com/Awake-Night-John-C-Wright-ebook/dp/B00K425CL6 Haven't read much of the author's work, but he has a solid conservative blog, and at least one of the free fics he's posted on his blog was a great read.

Posted by: Chick Bauer at May 06, 2014 07:58 AM (ioT3q)

294 Yea! to the Pittsburgh Flightless Waterfowl!

Only good Rangers I ever saw were from Ft. Benning

Don't make me do a Wayne's World mene and hold up a sign, Drew.... (btw - nothin' but love, bro...)

Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at May 06, 2014 07:59 AM (zL/eJ)

295 Off, sock.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 06, 2014 07:59 AM (ioT3q)

296 Good, at least one commenter skewer's Althouse for her cowardice.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 08:02 AM (A98Xu)

297 Well just got done doing my part to get rid of that orange skinned dead-eyed fuckhead facilitator that is the speaker of the house. Who knows maybe a miracle will happen and in November I won't have to hold my nose and vote for the democrat.

Posted by: buzzion at May 06, 2014 08:02 AM (LI48c)

298 But I've been aware of my questionable sanity for so many years that it hardly embarrasses me anymore at all. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb ---------------------------------- We accept it. As has been said, friends are people about whom you know everything, but like them anyhow. Most folks have decided that I am mildly, but harmlessly eccentric.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 06, 2014 08:04 AM (aDwsi)

299 I don't know why I added that apostrophe. Weak minded?

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 08:04 AM (A98Xu)

300 No matter how bad all of the rancid mess smells. If none of the other shit was valid, why were his transcripts sealed? Why was the LA Times story squashed? It's everything put together that makes all of the individual elements still look suspect. I seriously have never been able to understand how so many people could fail to see this. But I've been aware of my questionable sanity for so many years that it hardly embarrasses me anymore at all. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2014 11:55 AM (BZAd3) Agree. What started everyone to being suspicious about his credential is his own behavior. He did not act like a man with nothing to hide. He acted very much like a man who was desperate to hide stuff. There might be no fire there, but why people didn't think the smoke was worth investigating is beyond me. As for that Los Angeles times video? I bet that would have sunk him like a stone had it ever gotten out. I have little doubt he said something on that video which would absolutely have blown apart his coalition.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 08:05 AM (bb5+k)

301 We accept it. As has been said, friends are people about whom you know everything, but like them anyhow. Most folks have decided that I am mildly, but harmlessly eccentric. Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 06, 2014 12:04 PM (aDwsi) I do not know any "Sane" people. (And that includes me.)

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 08:06 AM (bb5+k)

302 As I curiosity, I'd like to see his academic record, the papers he's written (or not written so to speak), his medical records and his passport. The real ones. Just curious why they locked those down.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 08:07 AM (A98Xu)

303 I do not know any "Sane" people. (And that includes me.) Posted by: D-Lamp -------------------------------- The AoSHQ supply closet is stocked with nets and tranquilizer guns..., just in case.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 06, 2014 08:08 AM (aDwsi)

304 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling StarsÂ™ at May 06, 2014 11:56 AM (HsTG

I spent about a week up there in early May during the late 90s. No snow, or ice on the lake, everything was green. But the Black Flies and Skeeters, OMG it was awful.

Posted by: ExSnipe at May 06, 2014 08:09 AM (hzpoi)

305 And who can ask for any more than that...certainly not Al. Posted by: JB1000 ------------------------ You do not seem to understand how this works...

Posted by: Al Gorelione at May 06, 2014 08:09 AM (aDwsi)

306 EC, To help you along with your fapfest I humbly present: Mark Knoller ✔ @markknoller Follow Asked for her guilty pleasure, Hillary Clinton paused, then said, "I'm just trying to think of the G-Rated ones."

Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 08:10 AM (fWAjv)

307 What the hell? I can't type either. Forget it, I need a break.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 08:11 AM (A98Xu)

308 Best/Worst news dump EVAH! Will ace get a kick back for the traffic HA gets?

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 06, 2014 08:11 AM (0FSuD)

309 Mark Knoller ✔ @markknoller Follow Asked for her guilty pleasure, Hillary Clinton paused, then said, "I'm just trying to think of the G-Rated ones." "Laying carpet" didn't make the cut?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 06, 2014 08:11 AM (HsTG8)

310 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/ europe/france/10808967/Artist-who-tied-rooster-to- penis-in-Paris-guilty-of-sexual-exhibitionism.html

"A South African performance artist who tied a live rooster to his penis during an impromptu open-air show near the Eiffel Tower was found guilty..."

Those wacky South Africans! What'l they think of next?

Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at May 06, 2014 08:12 AM (NnjE8)

311 300 Good, at least one commenter skewer's Althouse for her cowardice. Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 12:02 PM (A98Xu) She's gone over the edge for a while now. Menopause is ugly.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 06, 2014 08:13 AM (0FSuD)

312 That crazy chick from Dexter is now on 24??!!! Wait till they find the CTU littered with dead agents and laptop users.

Posted by: Pug Justice at May 06, 2014 08:13 AM (3U9Bd)

313 There might be no fire there, but why people didn't think the smoke was worth investigating is beyond me. The older I get, the wiser I realize those "old people" and their sayings really were. "Where there's smoke, there's fire".

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2014 08:13 AM (ioYmu)

314 EC,

To help you along with your fapfest I humbly present:

Mark Knoller ✔ @markknoller
Follow
Asked for her guilty pleasure, Hillary Clinton paused, then said, "I'm just trying to think of the G-Rated ones."

Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 12:10 PM (fWAjv)

I shall never fap again.

Posted by: Ed Gein at May 06, 2014 08:13 AM (GQ8sn)

315 off psycho serial killer sock

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 08:13 AM (GQ8sn)

316 Asked for her guilty pleasure, Hillary Clinton paused, then said, "I'm just trying to think of the G-Rated ones." By which she meant "Huma's G-spot".

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 06, 2014 08:14 AM (SY2Kh)

317 >>Asked for her guilty pleasure, Hillary Clinton paused, then said, "I'm just trying to think of the G-Rated ones." Destroying the lives of Bill's bimbo's? Lounging in my DC mansion, furnished by my friends during that brief moment between being FLOTUS and a US Senator (so all the swag went unreported)?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2014 08:14 AM (8zTpe)

318 311 EC, To help you along with your fapfest I humbly present: Mark Knoller ✔ @markknoller Follow Asked for her guilty pleasure, Hillary Clinton paused, then said, "I'm just trying to think of the G-Rated ones." Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 12:10 PM (fWAjv) I shall fap this day no more forever.

Posted by: Chief Joseph at May 06, 2014 08:14 AM (DrWcr)

319 Have you seen the picture on twitter of Ambassador Stevens? Horrendous. He's being tortured with a cattle prod. Do any of you know if this is real or just some inflammatory stuff pushed on certain sites? Not that it needs to be more inflammatory. It's bad enough.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 08:15 AM (A98Xu)

320 >>Asked for her guilty pleasure, Hillary Clinton paused, then said, "I'm just trying to think of the G-Rated ones." Reviewing the FBI files of my enemies?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2014 08:15 AM (8zTpe)

321 Every media outlet in America is regurgitating Obama's eco-nazi climate change report.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 06, 2014 08:16 AM (ZPrif)

322

I "Think" he was born in Hawaii, but there are a few bits of circumstantial evidence which support the idea that he might have been born in Canada.

There is quite a lot of circumstantial evidence which destroys the "born in Kenya" theory.

What circumstantial evidence?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 08:16 AM (tIvOy)

323 In NC voting news early turnout is light. This is not good for Tillis. Brannon has a hard core of crazies, some I might add are good morons here, and they will come out. So will Harris's church ladies. The GOP can fuck up a wet dream.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 06, 2014 08:18 AM (0FSuD)

324 If you want to see a fascinating but depressing movie, watch "Sarah's Key"

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 06, 2014 08:18 AM (AwYJ0)

325 257 From Drudge

Asked for her guilty pleasure, Hillary Clinton paused, then said, "I'm just trying to think of the G-Rated ones." She then said "chocolate."

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Now excuse me while I go throw up.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 06, 2014 11:44 AM (jtIz

One of the R-rated ones involves baby oil, a clothes dryer, and a video of Sonia Sotomayor reading an opinion from the bench.

Posted by: joncelli at May 06, 2014 08:19 AM (RD7QR)

326 There is quite a lot of circumstantial evidence which destroys the "born in Kenya" theory. Like his Kenyan grandmother saying he was born in Kenya?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2014 08:19 AM (ioYmu)

327 Nip - I'm off to the poll. Weird, weird deal this time. I'm a UA, so can vote either primary, but must be all D or all R. Very ugly Progressive running against the local DA, who is what I would call a 'convenience' Dem., i.e., if you're not a registered Dem, you don't get elected. I've known the guy for years, and he is a very good DA, do not want to lose him, and certainly not to the asshole who is running against him. So..., what to do? Vote in the Dem primary to help save a good DA, or vote the R primary, where we both know what is going on? Tough choice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 06, 2014 08:19 AM (aDwsi)

328 A commenter at Outhouse came up with this gem:

Hillary: Not good enough for Bill, not good enough for America.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 06, 2014 08:19 AM (qiiIB)

329 A commenter at Outhouse came up with this gem: Hillary: Not good enough for Bill, not good enough for America Tweet that!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2014 08:20 AM (ioYmu)

330 Hillary: Not good enough for Bill, not good enough for America. Posted by: Captain Hate at May 06, 2014 12:19 PM (qiiIB) LOVE IT.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 08:21 AM (A98Xu)

331 Asked for her guilty pleasure, Hillary Clinton paused, then said, "I'm just trying to think of the G-Rated ones." Assless Pant Suits?

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2014 08:21 AM (GGu/E)

332

Asked for her guilty pleasure, Hillary Clinton paused, then said,
"I'm just trying to think of the G-Rated ones." She then said
"chocolate."

What I really, really like is having my stinky and shriveled old dustbin snapper lapped by a nubile young muslim woman. Cross my shriveled old pumping gizzard!

Posted by: Da Beast at May 06, 2014 08:21 AM (xWW96)

333 257 From Drudge Asked for her guilty pleasure, Hillary Clinton paused, then said, "I'm just trying to think of the G-Rated ones." She then said "chocolate." - Now excuse me while I go throw up. --- Would it have been too much to have said "a cigar that has spent a lot of time in a good Huma-dor"?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 06, 2014 08:23 AM (zVFRW)

334 What circumstantial evidence? Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 12:16 PM (tIvOy) The Logistics simply don't work. Don Wilke has done several articles where he looks over the available evidence and finds it wanting. Here is one of them. http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/04/why_obama_was_not_born_in_keny.html

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 08:23 AM (bb5+k)

335 " John Boehner will spread his cheeks for the Dems..With the appropriate tears and reluctance...." Boehner's cheap. Carton of Kools and bottle of Evan Williams cheap.

Posted by: Hairy Reid at May 06, 2014 08:23 AM (gOoFi)

336 One of the R-rated ones involves baby oil, a clothes dryer, and a video of Sonia Sotomayor reading an opinion from the bench. --- Sotomayor? Bitch, please.

Posted by: Justice Kevin Spacey Kagan at May 06, 2014 08:23 AM (zVFRW)

337 Re: Joe Bastardi In 2004, Florida was hit by 3 strong hurricanes. Charley, Frances and then Ivan. A fourth hurricane, Jeanne, had formed and was on the similar track to Frances in the Atlantic. IIRC all the local and national "experts" said Jeanne would head north along the east coast. Not Joe. I saw him on Fox saying Jeanne would stop, and then make a 270 degree clockwise turn and head for Florida. It did and followed almost the same track as Frances had 3 weeks earlier. When it comes to weather, he's my go to guy.

Posted by: ExSnipe at May 06, 2014 08:24 AM (hzpoi)

338 340 " John Boehner will spread his cheeks for the Dems..With the appropriate tears and reluctance...." Umm, I'm not so sure about the reluctance part.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 08:24 AM (A98Xu)

339 Son of a bitch. I didn't know it was this easy!! http://tinyurl.com/pvpgwkd A plan by President Barack Obama to close a loophole which allows Americans to buy weapons such as machine guns, grenades and sawn-off shotguns without undergoing background checks is set to be delayed, due to intense opposition from the NRA and other anti-gun-control activists. That was just the first paragraph. Time for my afternoon WTF LOL.

Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 08:25 AM (fWAjv)

340 Mike when you get there the polling is different. you have to fill out a new form and be given a record that a photo will be needed in 2016. When you fill the form the number on the top is the number in your prescient that has voted ask the clerk for the total absentee. Will b interesting. I'd go with the D primary, one less vote for Brannon, ha ha.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 06, 2014 08:25 AM (0FSuD)

341 343 340 " John Boehner will spread his cheeks for the Dems..With the appropriate tears and reluctance...." Umm, I'm not so sure about the reluctance part. --- It's not about meaning it as much as putting on a good front. He can pretend he's keeping his honor if he's violently ravaged by an uncouth Democrat than if he actively takes part in it. He still probably looks like Dustin Hoffman's wife in that infamous scene from Straw Dogs during the act, though.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 06, 2014 08:26 AM (zVFRW)

342 Assless Pant Suits? Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2014 12:21 PM (GGu/E) *dry heaves*

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 08:27 AM (A98Xu)

343 Bastardi might be the last of climate skeptics. The eco-nazis have worked hard to weed them out of the industry. If you are young and express skepticism about the eco-nazi hysteria -- then you'd best find another career.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 06, 2014 08:27 AM (ZPrif)

344 "He can pretend he's keeping his honor if he's violently ravaged by an uncouth Democrat " His lips say "No" but his eyes say "Come get me, big boy!"

Posted by: Hairy Reid at May 06, 2014 08:27 AM (gOoFi)

345 His lips say "No" but his eyes say "Come get me, big boy!" Posted by: Hairy Reid at May 06, 2014 12:27 PM (gOoFi) --- The Bryan Singer defense, huh?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 06, 2014 08:28 AM (zVFRW)

346 Bastardi already had a name and reputation, so he could survive going off the eco-nazi reservation.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 06, 2014 08:28 AM (ZPrif)

347 There was zero mention of any ID's or forms at my polling place. I was disappointed. I was going to ask about it after I voted but my wife had a question for the woman about a Judicial race that she erroneously thought was in our district, and I didn't want to stick around anymore.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2014 08:28 AM (ZshNr)

348 I see in the sidebar that Monica Lewinsky is still in denial about being used as a playtoy.

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 06, 2014 08:29 AM (PFy0L)

349 "buy weapons such as machine guns, grenades and sawn-off shotguns without undergoing background checks is set to be delayed, due to intense opposition from the NRA and other anti-gun-control activists.

That was just the first paragraph.

Time for my afternoon WTF LOL.

Posted by: RWC"

jon.swaine@theguardian.com

Just in case anyone wanted to, you know, locate some machine guns or grenades.

Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at May 06, 2014 08:29 AM (NnjE8)

350 He still probably looks like Dustin Hoffman's wife in that infamous scene from Straw Dogs during the act, though.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 06, 2014 12:26 PM (zVFRW)

Susan George? I think I skinned my johnson multiple times over the early scene of her in a white sweater.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 06, 2014 08:30 AM (qiiIB)

351 353 I see in the sidebar that Monica Lewinsky is still in denial about being used as a playtoy. --- I'm sure there are tons of harlequin romance novels which have a passage about where the Cuban cigar goes while foreign diplomats are waiting for an audience.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 06, 2014 08:31 AM (zVFRW)

352 Like his Kenyan grandmother saying he was born in Kenya? Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2014 12:19 PM (ioYmu) She didn't say that. She doesn't speak English, and the guy who was grilling her phrased a question such that if she said "Yes", it could be interpreted as saying that he was born in Kenya. I think it was something like "Was he a child of the village?" or some such. It was a disingenuous attempt to put words in her mouth, and once she was asked again, and in a more clear manner, she said "No." That didn't stop those who wish to believe she said that, from repeating endlessly that grandmother Sarah says he was born in Kenya, but the truth is she really didn't say that.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 08:31 AM (bb5+k)

353 Element 117's half-life is the story of the attention span of the LIV?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2014 08:31 AM (mn8eY)

354

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 12:23 PM (bb5+k)

I meant for the "born in Canada" theory.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 08:32 AM (tIvOy)

355 355 He still probably looks like Dustin Hoffman's wife in that infamous scene from Straw Dogs during the act, though. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 06, 2014 12:26 PM (zVFRW) Susan George? I think I skinned my johnson multiple times over the early scene of her in a white sweater. --- I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage, I MADE THE BALD MAN CRY!

Posted by: Tyrion Lannister at May 06, 2014 08:32 AM (zVFRW)

356 Is season 8 of 24 any good?

Posted by: Pug Justice at May 06, 2014 08:33 AM (3U9Bd)

357 361 Is season 8 of 24 any good? --- I didn't get to that one but the show made a decided downturn by season 6 or 7, as the PC brigade had begun whining too much about the rights of the terrorists and so forth.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 06, 2014 08:34 AM (zVFRW)

358 I see in the sidebar that Monica Lewinsky is still in denial about being used as a ~~playtoy~~ humidor. Talk about fucking demeaning.

Posted by: HR at May 06, 2014 08:35 AM (/kI1Q)

359 Will b interesting. I'd go with the D primary, one less vote for Brannon, ha ha. Posted by: Nip ------------------- You should not assume that. I recognize the long game. I fear that a runoff will result in mudslinging that will work to Hagan's advantage, as well as using up campaign $. I've pinched my nose in the voting booth before, See: McCain

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 06, 2014 08:36 AM (aDwsi)

360 "Lewinsky, 40, says it is time to stop 'tiptoeing around my pastÂ—and other peopleÂ’s futures.'"

Translation: Hillary 2016, y'all!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2014 08:37 AM (knoK7)

361 Bill Clinton the hero of every teenage boy. Making Blow Jobs not sex. God Bless him.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 06, 2014 08:37 AM (0FSuD)

362 I didn't get to that one but the show made a decided downturn by season 6 or 7, as the PC brigade had begun whining too much about the rights of the terrorists and so forth. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 06, 2014 12:34 PM (zVFRW) Yeah, me, too

Posted by: Pug Justice at May 06, 2014 08:38 AM (3U9Bd)

363 What I really, really like is having my stinky and shriveled old dustbin snapper lapped by a nubile young muslim woman. Cross my shriveled old pumping gizzard! Posted by: Da Beast at May 06, 2014 12:21 PM (xWW96) I'm thinking maybe you should be shot....think whatever you like....but have mercy and don't post it.

Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2014 08:38 AM (j7iSn)

364 There was zero mention of any ID's or forms at my polling place. I was disappointed. I was going to ask about it after I voted but my wife had a question for the woman about a Judicial race that she erroneously thought was in our district, and I didn't want to stick around anymore. Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2014 12:28 PM (ZshNr) Full implementation of VIVA starts in 2016. http://bit.ly/1kTj2lO

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 06, 2014 08:39 AM (mf5HN)

365 @364 Then go vote for Tillis. Your buddy will be OK. Also did you read WaPo story about Hagan trying interfere with primary to get Tillis in a run off. Dirty Pool that would make Nixon proud.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 06, 2014 08:39 AM (0FSuD)

366 Reliving the Clinton bullshit is not good for the country.

Posted by: Pug Justice at May 06, 2014 08:39 AM (3U9Bd)

367 Climatardonauts- up up and awaaaaaay.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at May 06, 2014 08:40 AM (Bc3MO)

368 jon.swaine@theguardian.com Just in case anyone wanted to, you know, locate some machine guns or grenades. Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at May 06, 2014 12:29 PM (NnjE

Thanks. I'm on the fence - either grenades and machine guns or the howitzer that O'Reilly said I could pick up at a gun show.

Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 08:40 AM (fWAjv)

369 Yup, in 2016 we will definitely need ID's, but today was supposed to be sort of a "soft-opening" of the ID laws, according to the coverage I've seen. Did you/anyone else have to show ID today?

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2014 08:40 AM (ZshNr)

370 Give me that good good hockey stick!

Posted by: Al Gore at May 06, 2014 08:41 AM (0FSuD)

371 I'm thinking maybe you should be shot....think whatever you like....but have mercy and don't post it.

--

Heh. I'm with you. I hurled crackers out of my mouth onto the keyboard. Da Beast, you owe me!

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 06, 2014 08:41 AM (tsGZY)

372 Bill Clinton the hero of every teenage boy. Making Blow Jobs not sex. Pro tip: Check with the father's of teenage daughters first.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2014 08:42 AM (ioYmu)

373 I saw Morning Detritus open for Hot Tuna back in '71.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at May 06, 2014 08:42 AM (Dwehj)

374 374 Yup, in 2016 we will definitely need ID's, but today was supposed to be sort of a "soft-opening" of the ID laws, according to the coverage I've seen. Did you/anyone else have to show ID today? Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2014 12:40 PM (ZshNr) No. To ward off lawsuits they are handing out forms to tell you how to get a free ID if you do not have one. I thought was pretty clever.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 06, 2014 08:43 AM (0FSuD)

375 Then go vote for Tillis. Your buddy will be OK. Also did you read WaPo story about Hagan trying interfere with primary to get Tillis in a run off. ---------------- Yeah, the anti-Tillis ads have been running here like crazy. It's a good strategy by Hagan, could force a run-off, and smear Tillis for the General. A Twofer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 06, 2014 08:43 AM (aDwsi)

376 Speaking of Rodham, this thread is reeking of feet and ass.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 06, 2014 08:43 AM (qiiIB)

377 Yup, in 2016 we will definitely need ID's, but today was supposed to be sort of a "soft-opening" of the ID laws, according to the coverage I've seen. Did you/anyone else have to show ID today? Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2014 12:40 PM (ZshNr) I haven't voted yet but I'll try to remember to post later about needing to show id.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 06, 2014 08:43 AM (mf5HN)

378 Yup, in 2016 we will definitely need ID's ----------------------- Really? Care to make a wager?

Posted by: Eric 'The Red' Holder at May 06, 2014 08:44 AM (aDwsi)

379 Morning Detritus > Morning Joe

Posted by: Guy Who Doesn't Give a Shit at May 06, 2014 08:44 AM (7ObY1)

380 Thanks. I'm on the fence - either grenades and machine guns or the howitzer that O'Reilly said I could pick up at a gun show. Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 12:40 PM (fWAjv) Yeah, and that 40 MM pistol I heard about from a press report... Anti Armor Pistol... for the win...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2014 08:44 AM (84gbM)

381 Yup, in 2016 we will definitely need ID's, but today was supposed to be sort of a "soft-opening" of the ID laws, according to the coverage I've seen. Did you/anyone else have to show ID today?
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2014 12:40 PM (ZshNr)

I haven't voted yet but I'll try to remember to post later about needing to show id.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 06, 2014 12:43 PM (mf5HN)

No ID required today or Nov 2014, but will be for 2016.

Posted by: EC at May 06, 2014 08:45 AM (GQ8sn)

382 Also did you read WaPo story about Hagan trying interfere with primary to get Tillis in a run off.

yup, it's the McCaskill strategy

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2014 08:46 AM (9GG/0)

383 Look out! The UN has sent a sternly worded letter to Boko Haram.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 06, 2014 08:46 AM (Mogjf)

384 So you are saying this thread smells like old people?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2014 08:46 AM (mn8eY)

385 Nip, so they were asking if you had ID in order to give you a form, or was it just a stack of forms sitting on a table? I was expecting them to at least ask me if I had ID, even if I didn't have to show it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2014 08:46 AM (ZshNr)

386 This thread is, you know, kind of slow. Did Abe Vigoda die? Is everyone in mourning?

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2014 08:47 AM (J2R4f)

387 thread smells a bit ripe

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2014 08:47 AM (9GG/0)

388 "Thanks. I'm on the fence - either grenades and machine guns or the howitzer that O'Reilly said I could pick up at a gun show.

Posted by: RWC"

Look at some of the comments posted on that story. Example:

"...91% of Americans want thorough back-ground checks and most Americans are appalled at the grip the NRA has on the Republican Party. But the GOP refuses to do anything about it - the NRA is firmly entrenched in their Campaign funding.

We want the Republicans out but with Fox News and their Obama hate and lies, it's hard to get the facts out there, especially when you're dealing with idiot America. Education is an important thing to waste, just look at the US. Thanks Bush!"

You'd think that the Republicans and George Bush run the fucking country and the NRA is allowed to pass any law it wants to. I suppose they also think we all walk around with six-shooters on our hips and all of our cities are like the old west with shootings in the street near every day.

And it's us who are called "idiots". You just cannot make this stuff up. Good grief.

Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at May 06, 2014 08:47 AM (NnjE8)

389 Greetings and solutions, Horde-like pipple. I see we're going to be subjected to a new onslaught of Globull Warmening by the idiot leftards. Are there not enough children in therapy for them? Not enough on medication...oh, wait... SNAFUBAR, y'all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 06, 2014 08:47 AM (0HooB)

390 So you are saying this thread smells like old people? ---------------------- * sniffs armpit *

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 06, 2014 08:48 AM (aDwsi)

391 Look out! The UN has sent a sternly worded letter to Boko Haram. That's the good news. The bad news is that the letter was a condemnation of Israel.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 06, 2014 08:48 AM (SY2Kh)

392 Abe Vigoda is alive

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Posted by: Abe Vigoda at May 06, 2014 08:48 AM (9GG/0)

393 Also did you read WaPo story about Hagan trying interfere with primary to get Tillis in a run off.

yup, it's the McCaskill strategy

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2014 12:46 PM (9GG/0)

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Isn't Tillis the GOPe candidate?

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2014 08:49 AM (J2R4f)

394 Why does idiot John Boehner keep referring to weather as global warming?

Posted by: Republique De Banana at May 06, 2014 08:49 AM (thLL8)

395 Time for some Kodachrome pin-up?

http://tinyurl.com/kt5mp9k

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2014 08:49 AM (mn8eY)

396 Isn't Tillis the GOPe candidate? Posted by: Soona ------------- Yep.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 06, 2014 08:50 AM (aDwsi)

397 I saw Morning Detritus open for Hot Tuna back in '71. Jorma - The Scandinavian Love God.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Bobo at May 06, 2014 08:50 AM (GGu/E)

398 I meant for the "born in Canada" theory. Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 12:32 PM (tIvOy) Well, the first is that Stanley Ann was known to be in Seattle in August of 1961. We have both the record of her enrolling at the University, and the testimony of her Friend Susan Blake. Susan Blake says she specifically remembers the date because she had to return from her Vacation in Santa Monica because of all the Forest fires going on there in August of 1961. Beyond that, her Aunt (Father's Sister, Aunt Eleanor Belle Dunham Berkebile) lived in Canada at this time, and during this era it was a normal practice to send embarrassing pregnancies off to live with relatives, and this was the only Female Relative with whom she could have lived. Ann Showed up at Susan Blake's house in August of 1961 driving a car. Where did Stanley Ann get the car? Now who's to say the pregnancy was embarrassing? Well, All of Madelyn Dunham's coworkers who said they had never known Madelyn had a grandchild until they heard about Barack Obama running for the US Senate (Back in the early 2000s.) Madelyn never talked about him, never had a picture of him, and her coworkers were completely unaware of him till he became famous. Not the behavior of a Grandmother who was proud of a grandchild. Perfectly consistent with a Grandmother who was embarrassed by the fact that her daughter had carried an interracial pregnancy to term. Also, it has been pointed out that none of the airlines at that time would have allowed a woman with a two week old infant to fly because the air pressure change would have ruptured the babies developing eardrums. There is other stuff, but it's been awhile since I looked at this. Again, it's all circumstantial, although I do recall seeing what is claimed to be a Canadian name change document for a Barack Obama, though I put little credibility in it.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 08:50 AM (bb5+k)

399 @390 The lady had a script she read. Told me you do not need a picture ID until 2016. If you have one you will need to bring it, if not here is a form where you get a free one. Very well done. Also made you fill out a completely new form with your full name, current address and sign it. Then she looks you up. In the old days you just filled your address and signed it and looked the address up asked you your name. More fraud protection stuff now.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 06, 2014 08:51 AM (0FSuD)

400 I know I slept in this morning, but where's our favorite Ewok? Will no one chisel him out of that dried pool of Valu-Rite and pudding? Or is LauraW's hump holding him hostage again?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 06, 2014 08:51 AM (0HooB)

401 40mm Pistol? You better have cankles like Frau Buecher (queue horse whinny) to handle that hand-cannon, literally....

Talk about 'peace thru superior firepower'...

Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at May 06, 2014 08:52 AM (zL/eJ)

402 so I'm assuming that Tillis is supposed to be this RINO? why exactly?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2014 08:53 AM (9GG/0)

403 Thanks, that sounds like what I expected. Maybe in November they'll do that at my spot.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2014 08:53 AM (ZshNr)

404 Isn't Tillis the GOPe candidate? Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2014 12:49 PM (J2R4f) I would hardly say anyone endorsed by the NRA, the National Right to Life committee and our governor is a liberal. He is the only candidate that can beat Hagan, PERIOD.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 06, 2014 08:53 AM (0FSuD)

405 whatever happened to Mena Suvari?

Posted by: Guy Who Doesn't Give a Shit at May 06, 2014 08:55 AM (7ObY1)

406 Because every race from here on out will be Tea Party vs. Establishment, makes it so much easier on everyone.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2014 08:55 AM (ZshNr)

407 I would hardly say anyone endorsed by the NRA, the National Right to Life committee and our governor is a liberal.

He is the only candidate that can beat Hagan, PERIOD.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 06, 2014 12:53 PM (0FSuD)

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Uh huh. Sure.

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2014 08:55 AM (J2R4f)

408 Why does idiot John Boehner keep referring to weather as global warming? The answer that you seek is found in your question, grasshopper.

Posted by: Master Po at May 06, 2014 08:55 AM (8ZskC)

409 Might not be Kodachrome, but.....

http://tinyurl.com/m2ndqln

Ka-POW!

Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at May 06, 2014 08:56 AM (zL/eJ)

410

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 12:50 PM (bb5+k)

Ok, that makes some sense. The theory that I remember reading about was that Barak Obama Sr. wasn't the real father, but was paid off by the family to play the role until the child was born so that Ann wasn't an unwed mother.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 08:57 AM (tIvOy)

411 407 so I'm assuming that Tillis is supposed to be this RINO? why exactly? Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2014 12:53 PM (9GG/0) Brannon and Glen Beck are trying to paint him as suc. Beck has NO interest in the GOP, only slily ass. Brannon, you may remember, is the candidate found by a jury in wake county NC to be a liar who cheated his former classmates out of $450,00. How much chance do you think he has of winning a general election again Hagan? NONE.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 06, 2014 08:58 AM (0FSuD)

412 The answer that you seek is found in your question, grasshopper. He's not the only Pug I've heard using the term Global Warming. They need to stop that shit.

Posted by: Republique De Banana at May 06, 2014 08:58 AM (thLL8)

413 Its pretty obvious that Obama qualified to be be President. He's on his way to finishing up his second term, so who the fuck cares where he was born. Lets look forward to the future and fixing the terrible fix the guy is leaving the world in, and quit screwing around with ultimately meaningless speculation.

Posted by: MTF at May 06, 2014 08:59 AM (LISuA)

414 Ready for some Star Wars: Episode VII rumours?

Apparently the title is The Ancient Fear. Is it the fear that one or more of the ancient actors just might croak before filing wraps? Oh no they claim its in honor of Max von Sydow when he played a priest in The Exorcist.

Darth Pazuzu anyone?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2014 09:00 AM (mn8eY)

415 Trying to work on my list of When My Daughter Starts Getting Global Warming Propaganda At School points. This doesn't get to 'weather is not climate' or 'where does CO2 come from?' or 'why would people lie about it' or anything of that nature yet... 1) CO2 constitutes 0.0004ish of the atmosphere. Human activity produces some fraction of that CO2. 2) CO2 is a greenhouse gas. Higher CO2 levels will, all else being equal, contribute to higher temperatures. 3) All the numbers claiming 2-5 degree C temperature rise from increased CO2 come from software models. 4) These software models have mostly been the products of nonprofessional programmers noodling with code and often lack basic data sanity checks. 5) These models long ignored or made unwarranted assumptions about basic atmospheric processes (e.g cloud feedback assumed to be positive) 6) These models have proven incapable of accurate hindcasting (when fed known historical inputs they could not reproduce the actual measured conditions for that time period) 7) When you strip out the unsubstantiated positive feedbacks and stick to the known chemical properties of CO2, sensitivity comes in at half the low end of the alarmists' claims (around 1.2 degrees C warmer for doubling of CO2).

It is impossible accurately to claim the Earth's climate is some amount warmer, to a fraction of a degree's accuracy, than at some point hundreds or thousands or milllions of years ago. 9) Historical land and sea temperature records prior to the satellite data sets and Argo buoys are nowhere near accurate enough or comprehensive enough to make such claims. 10) They come from proxies, manually-recorded thermometers often surrounded by human activity and moved without notice, airports (concrete lakes), buckets dipped in the ocean by passing ships, etc. 11) The error range of such readings is large, and the coverage obviously limited to that tiny part of the globe where people regularly went. 12) Many alarmist analyses attribute temperatures in large regions to measurements taken nowhere near that location (e.g. Hansen's huge Arctic gridcells that really measure Canada, Steig's Antarctic paper of a couple years back) 13) Proxy data is even worse, records routinely trusted to a frightening degree of accuracy by alarmists as historical temperature proxies include tree rings (think of all the OTHER things that affect tree growth), and sediments and other types of core samples (date accuracy measured at best in decades, often in centuries.) 14) The only surface temperature data accurate enough to have predictive value extends back to 1969 (the satellite data sets.) 15) The only subsurface ocean temperature data accurate enough to have predictive value extends back not much over 10 years (the Argo floats.)

Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2014 09:00 AM (o+SC1)

416 Good article: @xbradtc 32m Mattis-Veterans arenÂ’t Victims http://wp.me/pgUFE-93z In a speech last month, Mattis tackled a concern that is on the minds of a number of combat leaders: A public that wants to paint veterans as victims and why that is potentially damaging to the fighting spirit of AmericaÂ’s warriors. Â“I would just say there is one misperception of our veterans and that is they are somehow damaged goods,Â” Mattis said. Â“I donÂ’t buy it.Â” Â“If we tell our veterans enough that this is what is wrong with them they may actually start believing it,Â” he said during questions after a speech at the MarinesÂ’ Memorial Club in San Francisco. Â… Â“While victimhood in America is exalted I donÂ’t think our veterans should join those ranks,Â” Mattis said.

Posted by: Y-not at May 06, 2014 09:00 AM (zDsvJ)

417 Well I am not entirely sold on the whole 'electability' question. Sure I want Hagan out but I don't want Hagan replaced by some sort of Lindsey Graham either.

So why again is Tillis supposed to be a RINO?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2014 09:00 AM (9GG/0)

418 Oops, word-wrap fail.

Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2014 09:01 AM (o+SC1)

419 This has that old thread smell that even a good dose of Lysol can't eradicate. Posted by: Mallamutt --------------------- Really. It smells of soggy, stale cigars.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 06, 2014 09:01 AM (aDwsi)

420 Yay MO! Missouri House Enacts Historic Tax Cuts Overrides Gov. Jay NixonÂ’s Veto The Missouri House of Representatives overrode Democratic Gov. Jay NixonÂ’s veto of SB 509, which will give Missouri taxpayers broad-based relief. The state Senate overrode the governorÂ’s veto on Monday. According to an Americans for Tax Reform press release: This vote to override the governorÂ’s veto will provide $620 million in tax relief for hard working Missourians. The legislation includes a reduction of the top income tax rate from 6.0 percent to 5.5 percent and a 25 percent exemption from income taxes for small businesses. The latter is a provision to help Missouri small businesses compete with Kansas small businesses which pay no state income tax. Yesterday the state senate voted 23 to 8 to override the governorÂ’s veto. http://tinyurl.com/o8nx8nc

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 06, 2014 09:01 AM (v0/PR)

421 Posted without comment: http://bit.ly/1iU3gbS No, wait one comment. He would totes do that. Totes.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 06, 2014 09:02 AM (mf5HN)

422 Polls close at 7:30, just six and a half hours until we know if there will be a run-off. If it's a Brannon-Tillis run-off, expect a crazy campaign.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2014 09:02 AM (ZshNr)

423 Brannon, you may remember, is the candidate found by a jury in wake county NC to be a liar who cheated his former classmates out of $450,00.

How much chance do you think he has of winning a general election again Hagan?

NONE.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 06, 2014 12:58 PM (0FSuD)

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Yup. I've listened to Brannon on Beck's show. Seems like a solid constitutional conservative. I'd definitely vote for him over a no-different-than-a-leftist-democrat repub any ole day.

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2014 09:04 AM (J2R4f)

424 The community organizer in chief would invest billions in a perpetual motion machine if a settled scientist endorsed it.

Posted by: Buffalobob at May 06, 2014 09:04 AM (an4hI)

425 Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2014 01:01 PM (v0/PR) Considering much everyone in this state pays the top tax rate (I think it starts at 9k) this is no small number.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 06, 2014 09:05 AM (HDwDg)

426 AlextheChick
1. He traded in good faith to get something
2. He would have settled for some magic fart beans
3. He got Wendy Davis in her pink sneakers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2014 09:05 AM (mn8eY)

427 Polls close at 7:30, just six and a half hours until we know if there will be a run-off. If it's a Brannon-Tillis run-off, expect a crazy campaign. Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2014 01:02 PM (ZshNr) If there's a runoff, I will cut a bitch. I nearly plowed into a tree whilst screaming SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I JUST WANT THE WEATHER when stuck listening to all the campaign ads on the radio on the way into work this morning.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 06, 2014 09:06 AM (mf5HN)

428 Starting to smell like Hills non G-rated guilty pleasure aftermath in here.

Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 09:06 AM (fWAjv)

429 Ok, that makes some sense. The theory that I remember reading about was that Barak Obama Sr. wasn't the real father, but was paid off by the family to play the role until the child was born so that Ann wasn't an unwed mother. Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 12:57 PM (tIvOy) I've heard that one too. It was assumed that the Father is Frank Marshall Davis, and he paid off Barack Obama Sr so that his good friend "Stanley Dunham" wouldn't figure out that he was diddling Stanley Ann. There is some circumstantial evidential support for that theory as well. Frank was really into young white girls, and Ann used to hang out at his house quite a lot. The Canadian theory does not preclude this scenario.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 09:06 AM (bb5+k)

430 I don't want Hagan replaced by some sort of Lindsey Graham either. ---------- ... or a Richard Burr.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 06, 2014 09:06 AM (aDwsi)

431 Tami & tsrblke, no kidding. We basically have a flat tax here.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2014 09:07 AM (9GG/0)

432 Protip: if your at the cop shop writing out a statement....go to the bathroom first Had to pee the whole time

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 06, 2014 09:08 AM (/fhBu)

433 3 Well I am not entirely sold on the whole 'electability' question. Sure I want Hagan out but I don't want Hagan replaced by some sort of Lindsey Graham either. So why again is Tillis supposed to be a RINO? That's a good joke. Tillis is the Speaker of the House. He picks and chooses what gets passed, we control EVERYTHING. Both Houses and the governorship. You don't everything your first time out. Some wackos want to make a state religion and other stupid stuff. Bottom line, Tillis passed the most conservative agenda we have ever had in NC. Voter Id, better CCW, lowered state income tax from 8 3/4 to 5 1/2. Is that a good enough start? But he was not conservative enough for some wackos. The tea party candidate Brannon is the one with the stock fraud judgement, he also forgot to pay his property tax till the paper asked him about. Did I mention he said he did not vote Mitt Romney? He a nut case the democrats would love to run against. We is a LOSER.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 06, 2014 09:08 AM (0FSuD)

434 Tami tsrblke, no kidding. We basically have a flat tax here. Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2014 01:07 PM (9GG/0) I think this bill also created a restructuring of the tax brackets.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 06, 2014 09:08 AM (HDwDg)

435 You remember that time in college when you didn't wash your dishes for 3 weeks and the whole kitchen started to smell like rotten onions wrapped inside dirty gym socks? Yeah, that is what this thread is smelling like.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2014 09:08 AM (9GG/0)

436 I will offset the total carbon emissions of the People's Republic of China for one trillion dollars. What? Deniers.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2014 09:09 AM (659DL)

437 Watching FNC. Was Lerner voted in contempt of congress earlier today? Or is the vote yet to be held?

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2014 09:09 AM (J2R4f)

438 JEM, you forgot the most important bullet point: it's all bullshit, created from the leftovers of Soviet studies into how to manipulate and control people without their knowledge. Any politician who still believes in AGW after it has been thoroughly discredited is unfit for office.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 06, 2014 09:10 AM (0HooB)

439 Hey, it's chemjeff! *waves furiously*

Posted by: Y-not at May 06, 2014 09:10 AM (zDsvJ)

440 Starting to smell like Hills non G-rated guilty pleasure aftermath in here.

Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 01:06 PM (fWAjv)

------------------------------------------

That explains the slime trails on the sofa then.

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2014 09:11 AM (J2R4f)

441 383 Yup, in 2016 we will definitely need ID's ----------------------- Really? Care to make a wager? Posted by: Eric 'The Red' Holder at May 06, 2014 12:44 PM (aDwsi) Nope, I'm not taking that bet. In my state, we were definitely going to need it in 2012. And...then we didn't.

Posted by: rickl at May 06, 2014 09:11 AM (zoehZ)

442 Navycopjoe, were you involved in the Cinco pub crawl?
http://www.honolulupulse.com/2014/05/pics-cinco-de-mayo-pub-crawl/#152168

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2014 09:11 AM (mn8eY)

443 436 I don't want Hagan replaced by some sort of Lindsey Graham either. ---------- ... or a Richard Burr. Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 06, 2014 01:06 PM (aDwsi) Well, I'd take Burr over Leslie, but it's a close call. Tillis is not a Burr. Burr is Methodist preacher's son. Tillis dad worked in a factory, they lived in a trailer

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 06, 2014 09:12 AM (0FSuD)

444 Huh, apparently their just going to adjust the current brackets for inflation. So that's a big nothing burger. And nothing until 2017 sadly, with triggers required to actually reduce the taxes.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 06, 2014 09:12 AM (HDwDg)

445 hi Ynot!
how is everything

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2014 09:12 AM (9GG/0)

446 I mean, if we don't reduce carbon emissions, we'll have tornadoes, snow, and hurricanes. ANNUALLY.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2014 09:12 AM (659DL)

447 452 I mean, if we don't reduce carbon emissions, we'll have tornadoes, snow, and hurricanes. ANNUALLY.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2014 01:12 PM (659DL)

Don't forget cloud cover.

Posted by: buzzion at May 06, 2014 09:13 AM (LI48c)

448 Wtf UH is spending almost 700,000 for sand for three sand volleyball courts Sand In fucking Hawaii

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 06, 2014 09:14 AM (/fhBu)

449 I mean, if we don't reduce carbon emissions, we'll have tornadoes, snow, and hurricanes. ANNUALLY. AGW makes all children be born nekkid!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 06, 2014 09:14 AM (0HooB)

450 Well every thread over 250 can be a gun thread?

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 06, 2014 09:14 AM (0FSuD)

451 419 Its pretty obvious that Obama qualified to be be President. He's on his way to finishing up his second term, so who the fuck cares where he was born. Posted by: MTF at May 06, 2014 12:59 PM (LISuA) I have a different take. It's pretty obvious that mechanisms which should be in place to guarantee compliance with Constitutional law, aren't working. Apparently no one is empowered to check the qualifications of candidates, not even the Secretaries of the States. (Except of course when they have done so in the past.) It is EXACTLY like vote ID, but it is the flip side of it. I will point out that you can't solve a problem until you recognize it as a problem. Anchor babies are another aspect of this issue that is malignantly altering our nation because we refuse to solve the equation for the larger principle. No child of a foreign national should be allowed to become an American citizen without deliberate consent from We the People. Even the British gave up that stupidity in the 19th century.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 09:14 AM (bb5+k)

452 137 Contrast Emily Letts with Jazz Shaw ( the Max story at Hotair). Which seems the better person to populate a civil society society? Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 06, 2014 10:57 AM (aDwsi) I just read that story (about the dog) at HA after seeing this comment. How sweet and sad. My puppy passed away recently as well, on Easter Sunday. He was a Pemrboke welsh corgi and the happiest, friendliest dog ever. But he was 14 and a half, and even though he had been nothing but healthy, age just caught up with him finally. He had degenerative myelopathy, which is hereditary and there is no cure. After struggling with his back legs for a good six months or so, he finally lost all use of them and the ER vet said his front legs would be next and it would be soon. If not for that, he was still the picture of health and could easily have lived a good while. Broke my heart to have him put to sleep, and it's the only time I've ever seen my husband cry. And my kids, of course, were a mess. Maybe it's silly, because he was a dog, but his passing has left quite a hole in our lives.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at May 06, 2014 09:15 AM (qFpRI)

453 276 Climate change. Yes, I'm a believer. It's called Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter. My carbon footprint (that used to be asked). About 9.5 to 10 (my shoe size). A neat webcam from Eagle Harbor (Keweenaw Peninsula), Michigan on Lake Superior. There's a lot of climate change still on the ground and the water. http://tinyurl.com/op6dv6f ------- You don't have to go that far north. I live in Marquette Mi, and we are just seeing the last of our snow melt. It has been known to snow in May, however.

Posted by: Chillin the most at May 06, 2014 09:15 AM (gxtMZ)

454 You know NC morons, I am beginning to think Hagan's dirty tricks might hell Tillis. They are pretty obviously lies and unlike the democrats, most GOP voters can see that.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 06, 2014 09:16 AM (0FSuD)

455 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 06, 2014 09:16 AM (PYAXX)

456 I mean, if we don't reduce carbon emissions, we'll have tornadoes, snow, and hurricanes. ANNUALLY.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2014 01:12 PM (659DL)

----------------------------------------

OMG! Then it's true. These are the end times.

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2014 09:16 AM (J2R4f)

457 438 >> Protip: if your at the cop shop writing out a statement....go to the bathroom first
Had to pee the whole time

Is that all you're gonna spill, ncj?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2014 09:16 AM (wNF3N)

458 Well every thread over 250 can be a gun thread? Posted by: Nip ----------------- We've been locked and loaded for a while...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 06, 2014 09:16 AM (aDwsi)

459 So... is this The Day Content Forgot?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 06, 2014 09:16 AM (PYAXX)

460 448. Nah, saw a hit and run three cars in front of me earlier Poor chick lost it, hit the divider and rolled three times On the bright side, minor cuts and bruises and a sore neck Amazing cause the roof completely collapsed

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 06, 2014 09:16 AM (/fhBu)

461 I mean, if we don't reduce carbon emissions, we'll have tornadoes, snow, and hurricanes. ANNUALLY. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2014 01:12 PM (659DL) That's right up there with "there will be wars and rumors of wars."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 06, 2014 09:17 AM (PYAXX)

462 Prediction:

Sometime before the 2016 election, Monica Lewinsky becomes the godmother of Chelsea Clinton's child.

Media fawns....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 06, 2014 09:18 AM (AC0lD)

463 Can we change the title of this thread to "Afternoon Detritus"?

Posted by: Null at May 06, 2014 09:18 AM (P7hip)

464 Off to the polling place! I think I'll wear my "I Like Ike" button, see if the poll workers object.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 06, 2014 09:18 AM (aDwsi)

465 >>how is everything OK at present. Have had a rocky month or so b/c of family things. Happy that Spring has sprung. Is your academic semester over?

Posted by: Y-not at May 06, 2014 09:18 AM (zDsvJ)

466 That's right up there with "there will be wars and rumors of wars." Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 06, 2014 01:17 PM (PYAXX) Oh, and I won't cum in your mouth.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 06, 2014 09:18 AM (0FSuD)

467 Sometime before the 2016 election, Monica Lewinsky becomes the godmother of Chelsea Clinton's child. Thanks, but I don't want to know how she'll warm the baby bottles.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 06, 2014 09:19 AM (0HooB)

468 471. Remember, vote early vote often Oh wait, that's my party's motto

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 06, 2014 09:19 AM (/fhBu)

469 So... is this The Day Content Forgot? Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 06, 2014 01:16 PM (PYAXX) You want Content You'll take RINOs v. TruCons Ep. MMMMMMMMMLVII - the Emohthisissopatheticing You'll get Helen Thomas engaging in vag egg art Hey. Do not blame me for that. I'm not the one bogaring the content.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 06, 2014 09:19 AM (mf5HN)

470 My puppy passed away recently as well, on Easter Sunday. He was a Pemrboke welsh corgi and the happiest, friendliest dog ever. But he was 14 and a half, and even though he had been nothing but healthy, age just caught up with him finally. --- So sorry, Mandy.

Posted by: Y-not at May 06, 2014 09:19 AM (zDsvJ)

471 Noon comes and goes...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 06, 2014 09:19 AM (oFCZn)

472 474 That's right up there with "there will be wars and rumors of wars."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 06, 2014 01:17 PM (PYAXX)

And I'm only going to stick in the tip. Just a bit....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 06, 2014 09:20 AM (AC0lD)

473 Y-not, yeah, now I am just grading finals (and procrastinating).

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2014 09:20 AM (9GG/0)

474 They are banning the selling of confederate flags by thhe state or on state property. How about banning the selling of commie flags by the state or on state property? Bet they won't do that.

Posted by: Pug Justice at May 06, 2014 09:20 AM (3U9Bd)

475 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 06, 2014 01:19 PM (mf5HN) That just *may* be the most emotionally scarring thing I've ever had the displeasure to read on this blog. No, that's not an invitation to try to top it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 06, 2014 09:21 AM (PYAXX)

476 Noon comes and goes... Sure is quiet...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 06, 2014 09:21 AM (0HooB)

477 Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at May 06, 2014 01:15 PM (qFpRI) *hugs* mandy.....to you and your family we lost our orange dog two yrs ago last jan very suddenly....she was 10 ....we still miss her and in moments of confusion still call our new pup her name......remember all the fun times........it helps...

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at May 06, 2014 09:21 AM (u8GsB)

478 The latest poll I saw was at Huffpo of all places, Tillis at 40%, Brannon at 28%, Harris at 15%, the rest of the votes split between 5 other minor candidates. I believe that if anyone gets 40%, he wins. If nobody does, I guess it doesn't matter what the vote total or margin is, just the top two run against each other, is that right? Is there any way we could get a 3-way runoff?

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2014 09:21 AM (ZshNr)

479 Well every thread over 250 can be a gun thread? ----- 9mm vs .45 - any thoughts?

Posted by: @johntant at May 06, 2014 09:21 AM (fsa83)

480 Anchor babies can be dealt with. Their parents are criminals. Put hem in foster-care, or adopt them out if they are very young. Posted by: Kristophr at May 06, 2014 01:16 PM (0zVEV) There is a legal industry of Chinese mothers flying to the United States to give birth. The child becomes a dual Chinese and American citizen. They aren't breaking any laws, and their child is being given American Citizenship because so many people insist on wrongfully interpreting the 14th amendment. It was never intended to apply to non-citizen aliens who did not intend to live here and become citizens.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 09:22 AM (bb5+k)

481 485. No, that's not an invitation to try to top it. Yeah, that'll work

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 06, 2014 09:22 AM (/fhBu)

482 sorry about your family stuff Y-not, hope things are looking up for you now though

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2014 09:22 AM (9GG/0)

483 Hey AlextheChick, is this a new trailer for Godzilla?

http://youtu.be/BTu0Zzf0x-8

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2014 09:23 AM (mn8eY)

484 @483 - they are banning the sale of confederate flags by the state, apparently someone found one in a state gift shop somewhere. The provision banning the sale by private individuals on state property was removed, someone finally got the idea that it might be illegal to do so.

Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2014 09:23 AM (o+SC1)

485 Posted by: @johntant at May 06, 2014 01:21 PM (fsa83) Better the gun you have than the one you don't. I tend to like 9s, but that's just a personal preference. If I suddenly find myself fighting a bunch of berserk men in loin-cloths, I'll start looking for the .45, though.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 06, 2014 09:23 AM (PYAXX)

486 Sorry to everyone who lost their beloved dogs.

My parents' dog had to be put to sleep the week before Christmas. My mother is still sad.

Hot Air has a RIP article by Jazz on his dog which I haven't read. He had a similar one a while back as I recall. Great read.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 06, 2014 09:24 AM (AC0lD)

487 By tomorrow we can rename this Morning Detritus II

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2014 09:24 AM (FcR7P)

488 I think I'll wear my "I Like Ike" button, see if the poll workers object. "I like Ike. My bike likes Ike" - Arthur Fonzarelli

Posted by: Guy Who Doesn't Give a Shit at May 06, 2014 09:24 AM (7ObY1)

489 Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 06, 2014 01:22 PM (/fhBu) I can hope.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 06, 2014 09:24 AM (PYAXX)

490 Caitlyn Stark has gone over to the dark side. She is now the Big Bad on 24.

Posted by: Pug Justice at May 06, 2014 09:24 AM (3U9Bd)

491 Nood from Ace no less.

Posted by: golfman in NC at May 06, 2014 09:24 AM (vVOWk)

492 Nood.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2014 09:24 AM (knoK7)

493 Run Corgies, Run!

Posted by: johnd01 at May 06, 2014 09:24 AM (ukNFU)

494 I think every morning should be a Morning Detritus morning. The "dump" jokes have been played out anyway.

Posted by: Guy Who Doesn't Give a Shit at May 06, 2014 09:25 AM (7ObY1)

495 That just *may* be the most emotionally scarring thing I've ever had the displeasure to read on this blog. *starts typing* No, that's not an invitation to try to top it. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 06, 2014 01:21 PM (PYAXX) My God. It's like you've met us or something. Oh also nood. You're welcome.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 06, 2014 09:25 AM (mf5HN)

496 You want new thread with new content

You'll take new open thread

You'll get http://tinyurl.com/ncdop6r

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2014 09:25 AM (9GG/0)

497 Sure is quiet... - Too quiet.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 06, 2014 09:25 AM (Mogjf)

498 The provision banning the sale by private individuals on state property was removed, someone finally got the idea that it might be illegal to do so. Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2014 01:23 PM (o+SC1) Again, the problem is that people can come up with these blatantly unconstitutional ideas without even batting an eye. Complying with our bill of rights is always an afterthought from these types.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 06, 2014 09:26 AM (bb5+k)

499 Posted by: @johntant at May 06, 2014 01:21 PM (fsa83)

Well ( 0.354in (9mm) + 0.45in ) / 2 = 0.402in. Which rounds nicely to .40cal.

[\math]

Posted by: Nothing to see here at May 06, 2014 09:28 AM (eV1I0)

500 @444 - you won't reason someone out of it on that basis. Not everyone who's bought into the CAGW crap has done so as a card-carrying member of a Maurice Strong conspiracy. Some honestly believe in the science of what they're doing. Some are environmental ideologues happy to bend the science to stay on-message. Some have just gotten hooked on the grant-funding gravy train. Some just want to be part of the good people and be able to shake their fingers at the bad people. In the political world you have some who are soft-headed and willing to believe what they're told, it's a tool for control and taxation, all the better if you can get inside people's heads and them to put themselves in chains.

Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2014 09:31 AM (o+SC1)

501 @511 - it's the one-party state. The Democrats are basically running wild. Every now and then they step on their own pecker, as with the recent SCA 5 situation - the party, driven by certain minority interests, thought they'd put a measure on the ballot that, if passed by the voters, would codify racial preferences in state hiring and school admissions into the state Constitution. This was kept remarkably low-key, and didn't show up in the press much. But it did get around the Asian community, for whom this was regarded as an existential threat, and a few Asian Democrats who'd actually voted for the bill had to backtrack in a hurry lest their constituents feed them their shoes. Even if it'd gotten onto the ballot it'd have to have been approved by the voters, and my guess is it'd have probably failed, but the fact that the current Dem leadership would even try this illustrates how out of control this state is.

Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2014 09:38 AM (o+SC1)

502 509 You want new thread with new content You'll take new open thread You'll get http://tinyurl.com/ncdop6r Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2014 01:25 PM (9GG/0) That's hawt

Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 09:40 AM (fWAjv)

503 494 What is the best caliber for Bear?

A hunting companion you can outrun.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at May 06, 2014 09:41 AM (XO6WW)

504 I wonder if I will be censored today as I was yesterday? Justice for Palestine!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 06, 2014 09:43 AM (IHK0Z)

505
"Both the Penguins and the Rangers looked pretty listless last night. If the Bruins play anything like up to their potential, they should do OK."

It is amusing to see eastern-conference teams struggling for the right to be beaten in the finals by the Black Hawks.

Posted by: Brown Line at May 06, 2014 09:43 AM (VrNoa)

506 #403 Not sure he was born at all. Completely manufactured being tailored to one purpose. Has anyone checked for a shem under his tongue?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at May 06, 2014 09:50 AM (XO6WW)

507 "354 "buy weapons such as machine guns, grenades and sawn-off shotguns without undergoing background checks is set to be delayed, due to intense opposition from the NRA and other anti-gun-control activists.

That was just the first paragraph.

Time for my afternoon WTF LOL.

Posted by: RWC"
jon.swaine@theguardian.com
Just in case anyone wanted to, you know, locate some machine guns or grenades."

Now THAT was a tragic boating accident. Dead fish EVERYWHERE.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at May 06, 2014 09:52 AM (XO6WW)

508 The internal polls would worry us - but then we remember who will counting the votes. The election results will be exactly what I predict they will be.

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] Eric -what contempt citation - Holder at May 06, 2014 10:17 AM (ylhEn)

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