January 13, 2014


— Ace

From Because @BenK84 judges his self-worth by his number of Twitter followers (so help him out), he links Tabloid Trash like this in the news dump-- trash I would never, ever dignify with a full post just because I'm lazy and looking for easy posts.

Michelle ObamaÂ’s extended absence from Washington and a flurry of renewed speculation about the state of the first coupleÂ’s marriage are threatening to overshadow her 50th birthday party at the White House on Saturday.

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Yet its so-called bombshell Obama report was based on nothing more substantial than the vague allegations of an unnamed “Oval Office insider” who claimed the first couple “are now sleeping in separate White House bedrooms"...

There's not much here, but what the heck. I'm extremely tired of the Thrill Up the Leg Hero narrative and it's good to have the corrective of negative stories about this pair of socialist climbers.

Posted by: Ace at 09:01 AM | Comments (428)
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1 I tend to believe the Enquirer over other tabloids, such as the NYT, because that million bucks they had to pay to Carol Burnett back in the day seems to have taught the lesson of have some sources for the love of Pete. Also Silky Pony.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 13, 2014 09:02 AM (VtjlW)

2 I'll go get the others.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 13, 2014 09:02 AM (VtjlW)

3 For heaven's sake everybody. Follow Benk on Twitter. His self esteem is fading fast!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2014 09:02 AM (g4TxM)

4 Michelle finally found out about Reggie and Barry's other "buddies"?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2014 09:03 AM (1Jaio)

5 His self esteem is fading fast!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2014 01:02 PM (g4TxM)

 

Is that the AoSHQ manual name for the refractory period?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 13, 2014 09:03 AM (+/C3g)

6 This is news? Really? I remember this set of stories coming out of DC through most of Clinton's second term, ESPECIALLY after BJ-gate. She's still married to him. About the only way I see this happening is if he and Reggie want to push an issue by getting married in Utah.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 13, 2014 09:03 AM (/Crba)

7 National Unquirer? So... this must mean Obama is married to an alien.

Posted by: Hawaii at January 13, 2014 09:04 AM (RJMhd)

8 Michelle finally found out about Reggie and Barry's other "buddies"?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2014 01:03 PM (1Jaio)

 

Nah, Michelle found out that Reggie is bigger than she is.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 13, 2014 09:04 AM (+/C3g)

9 For heaven's sake everybody. Follow Benk on Twitter. His self esteem is fading fast! Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2014 01:02 PM (g4TxM) Drat you. Drat you to heck. Now I really really really want Chips Ahoy and it's all your fault.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 13, 2014 09:04 AM (VtjlW)

10 Don't let it explode yet.  I want him to continue to humiliate her by "I'm-Not-a-Fag" flirting with any woman who is better looking (that would be 99%). 

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 13, 2014 09:05 AM (6H6o8)

11 Michelle in the Oval Office with a rolling pin.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 13, 2014 09:05 AM (frwKr)

12 the vague allegations of an unnamed “Oval Office insider” who claimed the first couple “are now sleeping in separate White House bedrooms"...

Its because he's gay.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesburger at January 13, 2014 09:05 AM (n0DEs)

13 who claimed the first couple “are now sleeping in separate White House bedrooms"...





It must be tough to share the same room with Elagabalus Obama

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2014 09:05 AM (1Jaio)

14 If you like my heterosexuality, you can keep my heterosexuality.

Posted by: Barry Choom at January 13, 2014 09:05 AM (vgIRn)

15 Mooch has never, ever, fallen out of love with her turkey baster. Her feelings for TFG, on the other hand...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 13, 2014 09:05 AM (HsTG8)

16 Barack is sleeping in the doghouse but it's not that bad, since at the White House the doghouse is in the kitchen.  Next to the pantry.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2014 09:05 AM (8ZskC)

17 Before we get all excited lets take a time-out and reassess our priorities.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 13, 2014 09:05 AM (P1WNR)

18
Heh,   second look a Bera Vaker???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 13, 2014 09:05 AM (nELVU)

19 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 09:05 AM (PYAXX)

20 I heard they sleep in separate bedrooms because Michelle has sleep apnea.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 13, 2014 09:06 AM (+lsX1)

21 If you like your spouse, you can keep your spouse.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2014 09:06 AM (FciyD)

22 ...never, ever, fallen out of love with her turkey baster. **** TBIV?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2014 09:06 AM (g4TxM)

23 Barack, there's not room in this marriage for me, you and Reggie's dick.

Posted by: Moochelle Obama at January 13, 2014 09:06 AM (8ZskC)

24 Look at her body language and the fact that they hardly ever take their vacations together.  Raise your hand if this is surprising.

Posted by: Secundus at January 13, 2014 09:06 AM (FkSC4)

25 She found out he used her strap-on.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 13, 2014 09:06 AM (T3c3E)

26 If true, its the first sensible decision the SCOAMF has made to date.

Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at January 13, 2014 09:06 AM (oDCMR)

27 Speculating about Obama's sex life is boring. I swear that is his greatest strength--he can bore throngs into comas.

Posted by: Hawaii at January 13, 2014 09:07 AM (RJMhd)

28 I saw this on the tabloids at the supermarket last night and laughed, because the implication is that the LIVs who read that garbage haven't figured out the JEF just ain't that into chicks, wookie or not.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 13, 2014 09:07 AM (CTr2S)

29 But is Reggie mad at him?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 13, 2014 09:07 AM (Ttj5v)

30 who claimed the first couple “are now sleeping in separate White House bedrooms"...

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Well.... to be fair.... how many rooms could be big enough to accomodate Barracks ego and Michelles ample bottom at  the same time???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 13, 2014 09:07 AM (nELVU)

31 Just what I always wanted, a president who makes the cover of the National Enquirer.  He does fancy himself a bit of a celebrity.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 13, 2014 09:07 AM (BZAd3)

32 She found out he used her strap-on.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 13, 2014 01:06 PM (T3c3E)



On himself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2014 09:07 AM (1Jaio)

33 Didn't the Pope make a comment about abortion today? I believe he used the word "horrific" when referring to it. Might be worth a post? Then again, this isn't my blog so...

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 13, 2014 09:07 AM (Wp8ly)

34 If they divorce, who gets custody of Bo?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2014 09:07 AM (60Q+L)

35 What is the Klingon word for divorce anyway?

Posted by: B at January 13, 2014 09:07 AM (XyoGP)

36 Sadly, the National Enquirer is more respected than most of the MFM.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2014 09:07 AM (FciyD)

37 Posted by: Ben Rothliesburger at January 13, 2014 01:05 PM (n0DEs) It's because Michele actually wakes up in the morning. O is a light sleeper, and really doesn't like to have his jimmies rustled before 11am.

Posted by: AMDG at January 13, 2014 09:08 AM (t7OO0)

38 Michelle is so unhappy so much of the time, I can believe that she wants a divorce, but I don't think it will make her any happier. I have no idea what she wants, and I'm not sure she does either.

Didn't she already say something a while back that implied they were using separate bedrooms?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 13, 2014 09:08 AM (yE8uc)

39 Gee, where do I send the quarter?

Posted by: maddogg at January 13, 2014 09:08 AM (xWW96)

40 They'll stay together for the book deals.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 13, 2014 09:08 AM (P1WNR)

41 The radfem in her objects to rapey PIV

Posted by: Thunderb at January 13, 2014 09:08 AM (zOTsN)

42 101 Twitter followers .. the air's getting pretty thin up here!

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at January 13, 2014 09:09 AM (aTXUx)

43 In a moment of irony, I found it necessary to stop and clean the cat hair out of the mouse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 09:09 AM (aDwsi)

44
>>>If they divorce, who gets custody of Bo?<<<<

The WH chef.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesburger at January 13, 2014 09:09 AM (n0DEs)

45 Barky can fix things by sending an aide downstairs to the White House souvenir store to pick up a tasteful gift for Michelle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2014 09:09 AM (8ZskC)

46 12 the vague allegations of an unnamed “Oval Office insider” who claimed the first couple “are now sleeping in separate White House bedrooms"… Anybody here believe they ever slept in the same room, let alone the same bed?

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 13, 2014 09:09 AM (RLdcX)

47 >>If they divorce, who gets custody of Bo?<< Hop Sing.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 13, 2014 09:09 AM (T3c3E)

48
I find it hard to believe that they aren't happy. About his vacation in Hawaii, Barry said he was having a gay old time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2014 09:09 AM (1Jaio)

49 This may prove to be fun since we know that Michelle has a hard time harnessing her rage. Think of all the unflattering things she's said about Obama while playing the loving wife: he's stinky, snorey, doesn't help around the house, etc.
May she not go quietly....

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2014 09:09 AM (POpqt)

50 Well, they weren't wrong on John Edwards, although that could be a "blind pig" situation. All the same, meh. He could be sexing up every member of the White House staff and the Left would be telling us why that makes him a great president.

Posted by: Hal at January 13, 2014 09:09 AM (MftY/)

51 Look at her body language ***** Tap, tap, tap, squiggle, squiggle, wavy hand to the right, air quotes, wax on/wax off, thumb and finger pistol, swimming dolphin from right to left, Hook'em Horns, stick tongue out, thumb flick off of central incisors. (**Allow me to translate)

Posted by: fake sign language guy) at January 13, 2014 09:10 AM (g4TxM)

52 Truthfully, I wouldn't blame either one of them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 09:10 AM (aDwsi)

53 They were right about The Silky Pony and Shakra Gore.  I believe that they are better reporters than the NYT and WashPo.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2014 09:10 AM (32Ze2)

54 There were reports in pre- White House days that when Mooch threatened to divorce him, he was so depressed they feared suicide.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 13, 2014 09:10 AM (frwKr)

55 41 The radfem in her objects to rapey PIV What does Barry have to do with that?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 13, 2014 09:10 AM (Ttj5v)

56

I could see a scene like that State Farm commercial. Michelle comes downstairs, finds Barry on the phone. "You would do that for me? You would? Does it matter that I'm married?"

 

Then Michelle grabs the phone, demands to know who is speaking. "Jake from State Farm" is the reply. She asks, "What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?"

 

Jake replies, "I just got through telling your husband. He asked me to do it again but slow down."

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 13, 2014 09:10 AM (+/C3g)

57 Egads! Next you'll be telling us that the Clinton's marriage is nothing more than a sham alliance of convenience between power-hungry grifters, too!

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 13, 2014 09:10 AM (AiYlm)

58 So if they divorce within the next year or two,  will Moochelle get the house?

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2014 09:10 AM (lG8Uj)

59 Spouse and I were at a Maui restaurant Saturday night and waiter told us Barack was on island at Oprah's place - he snuck in Friday.  Since the big hub-bub of Michelle on Maui, there has been NO coverage.  They can't really hide Air Force One here. 

Posted by: chicagolurker at January 13, 2014 09:10 AM (qJdSz)

60 I'm actually thinking it's more an ego issue. I mean, both their egos in the same room every night? It had to be nearing critical mass as it was, and his just gets bigger every day.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 09:11 AM (PYAXX)

61 He's big into unprecedented, so go for it Baracky; be the first to get divorced as a sitting preezy.
 
Then you can marry your mirror, your only true love.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 09:11 AM (wNF3N)

62 Bets that Ace dumps Lena and goes after Mooch? I think Ace sticks with Lena. But one of you other morons may get lucky since she is now "available."

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 13, 2014 09:11 AM (Qev5V)

63 38 Michelle is so unhappy so much of the time, I can believe that she wants a divorce, but I don't think it will make her any happier. I have no idea what she wants, and I'm not sure she does either.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 13, 2014 01:08 PM (yE8uc)



Maybe she's sick of being tied to a mealy-mouthed egomaniac who lives in a transparent closet. 

Posted by: Secundus at January 13, 2014 09:11 AM (FkSC4)

64 I'm trying to think what does Obama get excited about? Passionate? Nine holes of golf--maybe.

Posted by: Hawaii at January 13, 2014 09:11 AM (RJMhd)

65 Since its in the National Enquirer, not the NYSlimes, I give it a chance of being true.  And, its cover will reach millions of LIV.

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 09:11 AM (4JkHl)

66 50 Well, they weren't wrong on John Edwards, although that could be a "blind pig" situation. All the same, meh. He could be sexing up every member of the White House staff and the Left would be telling us why that makes him a great president. If he were caught with a white woman, I think the press would destroy him. It's academic, since he's gay.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 13, 2014 09:11 AM (Ttj5v)

67 The dude just lays there.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 13, 2014 09:11 AM (P1WNR)

68 Hop Sing. Posted by: Mr. Dave ---------------------- You're dating yourself.

Posted by: Zombie Lorne Greene at January 13, 2014 09:11 AM (aDwsi)

69 My advice to Barack is:  let the Wookie win.



Posted by: Ben Kenboi at January 13, 2014 09:11 AM (GQ8sn)

70 6 This is news? Really? I remember this set of stories coming out of DC through most of Clinton's second term, ESPECIALLY after BJ-gate. She's still married to him. Well, if you could call it that, but yeah....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 13, 2014 09:12 AM (ImFNb)

71 My Give-a-Shit meter is pegged at 0.  I just don't care.

Your marriage sucks?  Not my business. 

You've made it your mission in life to destroy, or 'fundamentally transform' the nation I love?  Fuck you, next question.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 13, 2014 09:12 AM (fwARV)

72 35 What is the Klingon word for divorce anyway?

Posted by: B at January 13, 2014 01:07 PM (XyoGP)

Try sounding it out.  Lord knows my Klingonese is rusty.

tinyurl.com/mg6hgdq

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 13, 2014 09:12 AM (4PpNg)

73 @33 Maet may introduce you to the particulars of the Miss Marple case.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 13, 2014 09:12 AM (xq1UY)

74 She got him elected twice so what else does he need her for?
Obama doesn't need to play the loving husband and father any more. They already spend most of their free time apart, and even birthdays are often celebrated separately. This is Hill and Bill 2.0.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2014 09:12 AM (POpqt)

75 45 Barky can fix things by sending an aide downstairs to the White House souvenir store to pick up a tasteful gift for Michelle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2014 01:09 PM (8ZskC)


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Or maybe an iPod filled with his speeches?

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 13, 2014 09:12 AM (AiYlm)

76 Dammit...

Posted by: Ben Kenobi at January 13, 2014 09:12 AM (GQ8sn)

77 So if they divorce within the next year or two, will Moochelle get the house? Posted by: Soona

In Chicago with the kids, BarryO gets the palace in Hawaii.

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 09:12 AM (4JkHl)

78 The Force is not with me today...it's Monday.

Posted by: Ben Kenobi at January 13, 2014 09:12 AM (GQ8sn)

79 So Barack has an 'outside wife'?

Posted by: Livingstun Gullsburn at January 13, 2014 09:12 AM (7X0F2)

80 I'm trying to think what does Obama get excited about?

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Iranian Nukes
Al Quida in Fallujah
Death of Israel
Call to Prayer
Martial Law

Posted by: fixerupper at January 13, 2014 09:13 AM (nELVU)

81 I'm trying to think what does Obama get excited about?

Passionate?

Nine holes of golf--maybe.

Posted by: Hawaii at January 13, 2014 01:11 PM (RJMhd)




Barry: Nine holes - yes. Golf - no. Gloryholes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2014 09:13 AM (1Jaio)

82 68 Hop Sing. Posted by: Mr. Dave ---------------------- You're dating yourself. Posted by: Zombie Lorne Greene at January 13, 2014 01:11 PM (aDwsi) ****** And that's the answer to what's Obama's thing. He dates himself.

Posted by: Hawaii at January 13, 2014 09:13 AM (RJMhd)

83 If they divorce, who gets custody of Bo? Jenny Craig?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 09:13 AM (CRyse)

84 68 Hop Sing. Posted by: Mr. Dave ---------------------- You're dating yourself. Posted by: Zombie Lorne Greene at January 13, 2014 01:11 PM (aDwsi) Nah, ...... syndication makes everything eternal and ageless.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 13, 2014 09:13 AM (ImFNb)

85 We would have, and probably did say these things about the HillBillies..., but, political expediency.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 09:13 AM (aDwsi)

86  They were right about The Silky Pony and Shakra Gore. I believe that they are better reporters than the NYT and WashPo.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2014 01:10 PM (32Ze2)

 

 

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This is true.    Strange that Americans have to depend on foreign news agencies for freedom of the press.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2014 09:14 AM (lG8Uj)

87 Their marriage sounds like so much fun though! No Christmas or birthday presents, no sugar, no cigarettes, lots and lots of scolding and ego. And arugula Fun

Posted by: Thunderb at January 13, 2014 09:14 AM (zOTsN)

88

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 13, 2014 01:12 PM (xq1UY)

 

What's this now?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 13, 2014 09:14 AM (Wp8ly)

89 Barry and Michelle could divorce tomorrow and the MFM would ignore it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2014 09:14 AM (1Jaio)

90 59 Spouse and I were at a Maui restaurant Saturday night and waiter told us Barack was on island at Oprah's place - he snuck in Friday. Since the big hub-bub of Michelle on Maui, there has been NO coverage. They can't really hide Air Force One here. Posted by: chicagolurker at January 13, 2014 01:10 PM (qJdSz) So much for the birthday present (away from him)!

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 13, 2014 09:14 AM (Qev5V)

91 Nah, ...... syndication makes everything eternal and ageless. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC ------------- A fair point. Arnold Ziffel will live forever.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 09:15 AM (aDwsi)

92 What would happen to the garden! Who would tend to the arugula? It's too horrid to think about!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2014 09:15 AM (FciyD)

93 Egads! Next you'll be telling us that the Clinton's marriage is nothing more than a sham alliance of convenience between power-hungry grifters, too! Posted by: Stu-22 at January 13, 2014 01:10 PM (AiYlm) Here's a fun party trick, ask people if the Clintons are married or divorced. A whole bunch of people will start oh divor . . . huh. They are still married, I guess. I don't know of a single person who considers them to be actually married at this point.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 13, 2014 09:15 AM (VtjlW)

94 Hey, you guys want another look at my colon?

Posted by: Katie Couric at January 13, 2014 09:15 AM (8ZskC)

95
Well there is a headline that Medicare overpaid $175 million for erection pumps so I am thinking it really doesn't matter anymore and our national suicide is well underway.  We may as well have some fun with stories like this.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2014 09:15 AM (n0DEs)

96 so, a gay Muslim narco-communist is President of the United States?


Rome, circa 299 A.D.

Posted by: Hedwig Bleibtreu at January 13, 2014 09:15 AM (omBWL)

97 Is Barack's mother in law still living with them?

Posted by: Livingstun Gullsburn at January 13, 2014 09:15 AM (7X0F2)

98 Eh, I'm not surprised. The First Couple's body language has been screaming "TROUBLE" for decades.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 13, 2014 09:15 AM (kMnHs)

99 I bet he gave her an iPod of his speeches as a birthday gift.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 13, 2014 09:16 AM (CJjw5)

100 They were right about Edwards because he was obvious about it. They were right about Gore by accident. They didn't have any evidence except that masseuse's say-so. Tipper must have had additional dirt on him that she was paid not to go public with. So I hope for the Enquirer's sake they have EXCELLENT evidence because I don't think luck will help out so much this time.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 13, 2014 09:16 AM (ZRWZG)

101 Spouse and I were at a Maui restaurant Saturday night and waiter told us Barack was on island at Oprah's place - he snuck in Friday. Since the big hub-bub of Michelle on Maui, there has been NO coverage. They can't really hide Air Force One here. Posted by: chicagolurker at January 13, 2014 01:10 PM......................You mean the fucker flew back there on our dime again? There was a Drudge headline last week. POTUS returns from 4 million dollar vacation to talk about income inequality.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2014 09:16 AM (FciyD)

102 87 Their marriage sounds like so much fun though! No Christmas or birthday presents, no sugar, no cigarettes, lots and lots of scolding and ego. And arugula Fun --- No Christmas, but I bet they celebrate Ramadan every year.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 13, 2014 09:16 AM (/Crba)

103 @89

They'd blame all of the pressure put on the First Couple by those evil hatemongering teabaggers.

Posted by: Gran at January 13, 2014 09:16 AM (mw0FO)

104 87 Their marriage sounds like so much fun though! No Christmas or birthday presents, no sugar, no cigarettes, lots and lots of scolding and ego. And arugula Fun Posted by: Thunderb at January 13, 2014 01:14 PM (zOTsN) ******* Jezzuz though--he is sexy hot in that bike helmet. Michelle:Keep the helmet on Barack!! (oh ya it's going to get bumpy.)

Posted by: Hawaii at January 13, 2014 09:16 AM (RJMhd)

105 Great, now I have the mental image of Oprah and Moochelle naked in bed together. Just thought I'd share, since I'm a giver. And an asshole.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 13, 2014 09:16 AM (LSJmV)

106 No Christmas or birthday presents, no sugar, no cigarettes, lots and lots of scolding and ego. And arugula --------------- No pesky, boring Church services.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 09:16 AM (aDwsi)

107 These are strange days. Not only is the Enquirer more reliable than the MBM, so is Pravda. And I see that many people on Hillary's enemies list are also on my enemies list.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 13, 2014 09:16 AM (frwKr)

108 No thrill up my leg here. Ms Wookie sends a chill down my spine. Think they have a prenup? He had virtually nothing when they got married, while she had the big-bucks job Val-Jar had set her up with. My guess is no prenup. If they divorced now, she could get half or more of their considerable estate, but he would not suffer a bit in terms of earnings potential. I am sure he is considering going for it. Shit, he probably thinks he can have some supermodel without a gag reflex.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 13, 2014 09:16 AM (NZRyg)

109 So this is the real reason Gaylord left Michelle behind?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2014 09:17 AM (B8vRO)

110 Obama is gonna come out of the closet at Mooch's B-Day party..

and Reggie will be moving into the West Wing!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2014 09:17 AM (f9c2L)

111 The one thing we can't figure out is where did he golf?  There's no way he was in a warm place over a weekend and not golf.

Posted by: chicagolurker at January 13, 2014 09:17 AM (qJdSz)

112 87 Their marriage sounds like so much fun though! No Christmas or birthday presents, no sugar, no cigarettes, lots and lots of scolding and ego. And arugula Fun Posted by: Thunderb at January 13, 2014 01:14 PM (zOTsN) Please. He probably can't get into bed without finding her discarded pork ribs and lobster claws.

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 13, 2014 09:17 AM (Qev5V)

113 Yeah...  When your birthday present to your wife is *leaving*, I'd think that's not a good sign.

Posted by: Secundus at January 13, 2014 09:17 AM (FkSC4)

114 It's getting squatchy up in here.

Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2014 09:17 AM (UzPAd)

115 I have my doubts about Obama being strictly gay after I saw him flirting with the Danish PM. That and the picture of Obama looking at the underaged girls butt (Venezuela?). I still think Obama's a freak and I don't doubt he's had some man loving, but I think like a lot of "gay" men he's conflicted about it.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 13, 2014 09:17 AM (o4Xc4)

116 Michelle is impatient with waiting for the 3 a.m. phone call that no one ever makes.  Barry keeps circling the floor wondering why no one dials him up, and she's losing her ugly-sleep.

Posted by: Handcuffed to the Bumper of a State Trooper's Ford at January 13, 2014 09:17 AM (aeVIR)

117 Wasn't there some gal they stashed in the Caribbean before the election?

Posted by: seems legit at January 13, 2014 09:17 AM (A98Xu)

118 I'm a giver. And an asshole. Posted by: Countrysquire -------------- So..., been viewing Lena Dunham's dad's paintings?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 09:17 AM (aDwsi)

119 I think they have to get divorced, to provide HRC some moral top cover for dumping Bill.  The progressives need the White House a few more years to completely stack the lower judicial benches and bureaucracies against freedom.

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 09:17 AM (4JkHl)

120 She's probably tired of having to be the man of the family. Bicycle helmet-wearing, mom jeans guy is NOT a turn on. Also, I believe they were almost divorced before. She stayed with him for the luxurious, first lady life style.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2014 09:18 AM (YZKVq)

121 Nah, ...... syndication makes everything eternal and ageless. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC ------------- A fair point. Arnold Ziffel will live forever. BR-549.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 09:18 AM (CRyse)

122 Well there is a headline that Medicare overpaid $175 million for erection pumps *** Weren't voter ID laws intended to help prevent erection fraud?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2014 09:18 AM (g4TxM)

123 Okay, we're past 100 comments- so last shill of the day. There's a new Morons Writers' group if you're so inclined. No, you don't have to be a writer to join- but if you do, please at least be willing to give feedback. Linky--> https://groups.google.com/d/forum/aoshqwriters

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 09:18 AM (PYAXX)

124 Arnold Ziffel will live forever. Take a drink from me. You'll find the Fountain of Youth.

Posted by: The Water Tank at Petticoat Junction at January 13, 2014 09:18 AM (0HooB)

125 That thing with the Danish PM was the straw that broke the Klingon's back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2014 09:18 AM (8ZskC)

126 It's been cold in LA. Last week it did get up to the 70s a few days but only for an hour or two a day. But just now, I saw trees with blooming flowers. How odd.

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 13, 2014 09:18 AM (Qev5V)

127 I seriously hope TFG has to pay child support, alimony and their Obamacare. Karma, its a bitch.

Posted by: Gmac at January 13, 2014 09:18 AM (4pjhs)

128 More Rome in the late Severan Age. The barracks-emperor phase didn't allow for much buggery in the palace. Couldn't hardly even take an actual bath in the bathhouse before some ugly Thracian lopped your head off on the way to the tepidarium.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 13, 2014 09:18 AM (ZRWZG)

129 I saw that The Mooch has loaned her 2nd inaugural dress to the Smithsonian.
 
And I immediately thought -- They need new drapes? Perhaps an old couch could use re-upholstering?
 
*downgrades my estimation of the Smithsonian institution*

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 09:19 AM (wNF3N)

130 In Chicago with the kids, BarryO gets the palace in Hawaii.

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 01:12 PM (4JkHl)

 

 

---------------------------------------------

 

 

I was thinking more along the lines of Dear Leader having to set up shop in the nearest Motel 6.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2014 09:19 AM (lG8Uj)

131 Well there is a headline that Medicare overpaid $175 million for erection pumps


That's not mine, baby!

Posted by: Austin Danger Powers at January 13, 2014 09:19 AM (GQ8sn)

132 Here's a fun party trick, ask people if the Clintons are married or divorced. A whole bunch of people will start oh divor . . . huh. They are still married, I guess. I don't know of a single person who considers them to be actually married at this point. --- Which is what I meant by my comment upthread... Hill and Bill are married on paper but don't act as such. I don't think these two have really acted as such in a LONG time, considering the various "vacations" where they don't travel together, one stays a long time after the other leaves, etc. I seriously doubt that Michelle makes a divorce "official", even once out of the White House, unless there is a situation that really can't be spun, like Barry wanting to come out of the closet and marry Reggie.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 13, 2014 09:19 AM (/Crba)

133 No Christmas, but I bet they celebrate Ramadan every year. Barky loves to be face down butt up.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 09:19 AM (CRyse)

134 Wasn't there some gal they stashed in the Caribbean before the election?

Posted by: seems legit at January 13, 2014 01:17 PM (A98Xu)


----


Yes..... but her name is filtered here.... just like Bl@zers.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 13, 2014 09:19 AM (nELVU)

135 The one thing we can't figure out is where did he golf? There's no way he was in a warm place over a weekend and not golf.
Posted by: chicagolurker

Weekends?  why does he care about weekends.

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 09:19 AM (4JkHl)

136 What about that gal that got shipped off to the Carribean? Vera something? Is she back in town?

Posted by: Thunderb at January 13, 2014 09:20 AM (zOTsN)

137 101 -

We did see that he returned with the girls to DC, I was already wondering who was picking up the tab for her flights anyway when we heard the rumor.  His public schedule had zero on it for the weekend.

Either way - with him here or DC we're paying. 

Posted by: chicagolurker at January 13, 2014 09:20 AM (qJdSz)

138 I've wondered for years why Bill Clinton's nose looks like it's been regularly punched.

Posted by: Mallfly at January 13, 2014 09:20 AM (bJm7W)

139

>>>>Great, now I have the mental image of Oprah and Moochelle naked in bed together. Just thought I'd share, since I'm a giver. And an asshole.

 

 

No, it's refreshing. A troll-like little woman I was trapped in the elevator with was remarking how awesome today's weather is and said she's going sunbathing

Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 13, 2014 09:20 AM (3ZtZW)

140 Beards never come cheap.  I hope he has made the proper financial arrangements.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 13, 2014 09:21 AM (eGmvn)

141 I am sure he is considering going for it. Shit, he probably thinks he can have some supermodel without a gag reflex. Tyrese is single.

Posted by: wooga at January 13, 2014 09:21 AM (h68p/)

142 Barry's come to realize that he really, really, wants a woman who looks just like Dear Old Ma.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2014 09:21 AM (8Fa5Z)

143 I wouldn't want to be married to either of them either, so I can believe this story.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 13, 2014 09:21 AM (jlm/B)

144 "There was a Drudge headline last week. POTUS returns from 4 million dollar vacation to talk about income inequality."

Four million? The estimates I've seen are sixteen to twenty million.

Moving the circus of the modern Presidency around is incredibly expensive and extremely complex.

Note that the Reagans celebrated most of their Christmases either in the White House or at Camp David, because they realized early on how burdensome it was to the family lives of the security and logistics people who have to precede, accompany and clean up after Presidential travel.

Thoughts by the Obamas about the family lives of their minions? Eh, not so much.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 13, 2014 09:21 AM (gqT4g)

145 We are so lucky.  I can't wait to tell my grandchildren how I witnessed the first black AND gay president all in one. 

Posted by: MacGruber at January 13, 2014 09:21 AM (XxAYS)

146 So..., been viewing Lena Dunham's dad's paintings? Posted by: Mike Hammer +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yeah, after SOME OTHER asshole posted the link yesterday, I had to go look, even though I new better.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 13, 2014 09:22 AM (LSJmV)

147

Wasn't there some gal they stashed in the Caribbean before the election?

 

-

 

That was her girlfriend.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 13, 2014 09:22 AM (eGmvn)

148 140 Beards never come cheap. I hope he has made the proper financial arrangements. --- Yeah, like this asshole knows anything about managing money... He's probably expecting his sponsors to pay for everything for the rest of his life once he's out of office.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 13, 2014 09:22 AM (/Crba)

149 Also, there have been a few photo ops of him giving her public displays of affection at places like basketball games. When public figures, especially politicians, kiss their wives in front of cameras, you know that there is some bad shit going on in the marriage and they're trying to cover it up. Or maybe it's just a coincidence that he's sitting in the stands at a basketball game and he just happened to kiss her when there was a camera aimed right at his face. (smirk)

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2014 09:22 AM (YZKVq)

150 anyway, how much would you enjoy the prospect of being Mrs Worst President in History? The Obamas sometimes make me think of Basil and Sybil Faulty.

Posted by: Mallfly at January 13, 2014 09:22 AM (bJm7W)

151 Barry: Michelle is just upset because she found out that I gave Reggie a Kwanzaa gift but not her. The gift was ME!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2014 09:22 AM (1Jaio)

152
Seriously though guys!, there is no need these days for them to get a divorce, they'll just live apart and pretend with press protection that everything is hunky dory.  Kinda like the Clintons do.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2014 09:22 AM (n0DEs)

153 Isn't Barry a homo?

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 13, 2014 09:23 AM (8/DeP)

154 When the headline is "Obama explodes" then I'll pay attention.

Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2014 09:23 AM (o+SC1)

155

Yet its so-called bombshell Obama report was based on nothing more substantial than the vague allegations of an unnamed “Oval Office insider” who claimed the first couple “are now sleeping in separate White House bedrooms"...

 

 

This is assuming they ever SHARED a    White House   bedroom, which I doubt.

 

Anyway, like I said in the Dump thread:  when the Preezy    ditches his wife in Hawaii after    a 2+ week    vacation   there together,   under the cover  that it's a "birthday gift,"   then it's clear that there is trouble in paradise.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 09:23 AM (4df7R)

156 145 We are so lucky. I can't wait to tell my grandchildren how I witnessed the first black AND gay president all in one. --- Will the next dog be called DL instead of Bo?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 13, 2014 09:23 AM (/Crba)

157

>>>I am sure he is considering going for it. Shit, he probably thinks he can have some supermodel without a gag reflex.

 

Tiger hooked him up.

Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 13, 2014 09:23 AM (3ZtZW)

158 Which is what I meant by my comment upthread... Hill and Bill are married on paper but don't act as such. I don't think these two have really acted as such in a LONG time, considering the various "vacations" where they don't travel together, one stays a long time after the other leaves, etc. I seriously doubt that Michelle makes a divorce "official", even once out of the White House, unless there is a situation that really can't be spun, like Barry wanting to come out of the closet and marry Reggie. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 13, 2014 01:19 PM (/Crba) During their brief marriage, their daughter and her husband spend long periods of time away from each other, too.

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 13, 2014 09:23 AM (Qev5V)

159 I bet Obummer was kicked out of the bedroom following Selfiegate at the Mandela funeral. He was being too familiar with the white she-devils, again. I bet it's not the first time since the (first) election as well. That woman seems to be perpetually angry, with a chip on her shoulder big enough for a footstool. Her PR smiles are all so fake; her candid photos are grim & glowering.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2014 09:24 AM (lJaja)

160 Hillary and Bill are married in the same sense that a CEO and a Chairman are married. Fucking is easily dispensed with if there's power to be had.

Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2014 09:24 AM (o+SC1)

161 Barry's come to realize that he really, really, wants a woman who looks just like Dear Old Ma. That woman's chin rivaled Jay Leno's. Which is why Obama has pictures of Leno stashed under his mattress.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 13, 2014 09:24 AM (o4Xc4)

162 During their brief marriage, their daughter and her husband spend long periods of time away from each other, too. --- How much of that was Chelsea spending time places in the vain attempt to get a charisma transplant? The media have been trying to get her set up for life in something, be it as a journalist, TV talking head, political aide, etc., but she doesn't have any aptitude for anything they've tried.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 13, 2014 09:25 AM (/Crba)

163 Whenever (and this is frequently) someone splashes icewater on my boner by speculating on Michelle Obama's sexual practices, I find a helpful mental corrective is to do a Google Image Search of "Jacqueline Bisset The Deep." Aahhh... That's better.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 13, 2014 09:25 AM (CJjw5)

164 Isn't Barry a homo?

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 13, 2014 01:23 PM (8/DeP)





Barry the Straight: I can't be a homo. Could a homo throw a baseball the way I do?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2014 09:25 AM (1Jaio)

165 "...he was so depressed they feared suicide. Posted by: WalrusRex" Nope, I'm not going to say it.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 13, 2014 09:25 AM (fk1A8)

166 Great, now I have the mental image of Oprah and Moochelle naked in bed together. Just thought I'd share, since I'm a giver. And an asshole. Posted by: Countrysquire at January 13, 2014 01:16 PM (LSJmV) I just want to prove that I'm better. http://bit.ly/L2UVnQ http://bit.ly/1j3RpaE

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 13, 2014 09:25 AM (VtjlW)

167 even though I new better. Posted by: Countrysquire ---------------- Yeah, things can't be un-seen. Everytime I see or hear of Dunham, I will think of those paintings. Presumably her old man does the same thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 09:26 AM (aDwsi)

168 Barry's come to realize that he really, really, wants a woman who looks just like Dear Old Ma. --- Maybe that's why he's always been subconsciously attracted to people named Stanley.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 13, 2014 09:26 AM (/Crba)

169 @161 - I don't think I can eat lunch now.

Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2014 09:26 AM (o+SC1)

170 Fucking is easily dispensed with if there's power to be had.

Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2014 01:24 PM (o+SC1)


-----


Let's not get carried away there cowboy.   Im not about to give up fucking.  

Fucking Hillary on the other hand......

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 13, 2014 09:26 AM (nELVU)

171 Busy busy busy busy... 10:30 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing 2:15 pm || Meets with the President Mariano Rajoy Brey of Spain

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 09:26 AM (fWAjv)

172 Whenever (and this is frequently) someone splashes icewater on my boner by speculating on Michelle Obama's sexual practices

I thought that Klingon reproduced asexually?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 09:26 AM (MPIX5)

173 153 Isn't Barry a homo? Posted by: Blacksheep +++++++++++++++++++++++++ Don't know, don't care. Doesn't affect me one way or the other. I do care about how he's screwing the country though.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 13, 2014 09:26 AM (LSJmV)

174 @168 - "Mr Livingstone, is that you?"

Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2014 09:27 AM (o+SC1)

175

I'm not sayin' Michelle's big or anything  but it ain't over 'til she sings.

Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 13, 2014 09:27 AM (3ZtZW)

176 >>>There's not much here, but what the heck.

When did that slow down the left when they were reporting on Bush? What about the McCain lobbyist affair? Now sleeping in separate bedrooms. There are legitimate reasons for that even in a loving relationship (snoring is one I can immediately think of, though there are others). But why not run with it? Out of respect for the President? It's clear he doesn't respect the office, or the American people; Why should we have to respect him?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 13, 2014 09:27 AM (0q2P7)

177 10:30 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing


The day is almost half over and he gets it at 10:30?

Posted by: EC at January 13, 2014 09:27 AM (GQ8sn)

178 I thought that Klingon reproduced asexually? --- That's "Tribbles". And NOT, contrary to popular misconception, "tribbing".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 13, 2014 09:27 AM (/Crba)

179 Maybe that's why he's always been subconsciously attracted to people named Stanley.


Heh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2014 09:27 AM (8ZskC)

180 25 She found out he used her strap-on. Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 13, 2014 01:06 PM (T3c3E) Yep, terribly unhygienic. Who wouldn't be pissed.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2014 09:28 AM (YZKVq)

181 During their brief marriage, their daughter and her husband spend long periods of time away from each other, too. These people are such aliens. My wife and I are coming up on our fourth anniversary. My heart hurts if we're apart two or more days.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 13, 2014 09:28 AM (o4Xc4)

182 New = knew, dammit. Where's the damn edit button?

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 13, 2014 09:28 AM (LSJmV)

183 I an indifferent to the state of relations between Barry and his beard.

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at January 13, 2014 09:28 AM (QupBk)

184 but she doesn't have any aptitude for anything they've tried. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge ------------------------------ Probably has to spend so much time at her shrink's office that she can't anything done.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 09:28 AM (aDwsi)

185 "My Give-a-Shit meter is pegged at 0. I just don't care.

Your marriage sucks? Not my business.

You've made it your mission in life to destroy, or 'fundamentally transform' the nation I love? Fuck you, next question."



Given the sheer mass of the LIVs, anything that moves to shitcan this old myth that "while he's dead wrong politically, I like him because he's a real good family man" is fine by me.  If  TFG is  happy to bold face lie to the country in order to move his agenda, then I'm fine with stories about  TFG's marriage getting smashed on the rocks whether it's true or not.

The GOP continues  to fight "fairly" against such dishonorable Dem pricks and wonder why they get their heads handed to them.  That's got to stop...and don't give me the same old BS that it'll make us exactly the same as them.  That's become an excuse for cowardice.

Posted by: Jaws at January 13, 2014 09:28 AM (4I3Uo)

186 Moochelle appears to be the third wheel now in the White House.

Of course, Wheels 1 and 2 are sharing an axle...

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at January 13, 2014 09:28 AM (wtvvX)

187 I just want to prove that I'm better. ------------------------ By giving me the mental image of Norman Reedus having his satchel stepped on by a giant leather boot? How is that "better?"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 13, 2014 09:28 AM (CJjw5)

188 There are stompy boots, and then there are Stompy Boots, my Queen.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 13, 2014 09:29 AM (0HooB)

189 It's no big deal. The only problem is Reggie snores.

Posted by: Queen Obama at January 13, 2014 09:29 AM (bUmSq)

190 Lots of talk about Obama hitting the gay bar scene in Chicago and it was a very open deal. Most patrons couldn't believe how hushed it got during the election cycle.

Posted by: seems legit at January 13, 2014 09:29 AM (A98Xu)

191 Posted by: EC at January 13, 2014 01:27 PM (GQ8sn) First. Let's not talk about 'TFG' "get(ing) it." Second: you'd almost think he doesn't take that national security stuff seriously. Maybe it's just me, but I would sort of expect that to be the first meeting he'd have- and it should be *over* before most of the East Coast wakes up.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 09:29 AM (PYAXX)

192 Of course, Wheels 1 and 2 are sharing an axle...

ISWYDT

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 09:29 AM (MPIX5)

193 Barry's come to realize that he really, really, wants a woman who looks just like Dear Old Ma.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2014 01:21 PM (8Fa5Z)




Barry: Try be like her. Because there's nothing wrong with a being a commie whore

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2014 09:29 AM (1Jaio)

194

145 We are so lucky. I can't wait to tell my grandchildren how I witnessed the first black AND gay president all in one.

 

Hell, if he were to get transgender surgery he could go for the trifecta:   first black, gay, woman president!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 09:29 AM (4df7R)

195 98 Eh, I'm not surprised. The First Couple's body language has been screaming "TROUBLE" for decades.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 13, 2014 01:15 PM (kMnHs)


I think it is more the body "language" of Reggie and Barry.

Posted by: Dandolo at January 13, 2014 09:29 AM (0XBx+)

196 Let's not get carried away there cowboy. Im not about to give up fucking.
Fucking Hillary on the other hand......

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 13, 2014 01:26 PM (nELVU)


Where else will you find a woman who can keep an entire humidor full of Romeo y Julietas all in one convenient place?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2014 09:30 AM (8ZskC)

197 Didn't the Pope make a comment about abortion today? I believe he used the word "horrific" when referring to it. Might be worth a post? Then again, this isn't my blog so...

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 13, 2014 01:07 PM (Wp8ly)

 

Among right-of-center conservative bloggers, Ed Morrissey over at Hot Air and Kathryn Jean Lopez over at National Review pretty much have a lock on the Vatican beat, and offer saturation coverage of nearly every Papal sneeze. You might give them a try.

Posted by: troyriser at January 13, 2014 09:30 AM (gNlvW)

198 Now sleeping in separate bedrooms. There are legitimate reasons for that even in a loving relationship (snoring is one I can immediately think of, though there are others). Yeah, because I'M not sleeping in the wet spot.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 13, 2014 09:30 AM (CJjw5)

199 Meh, it's not like the Enquirer has gotten all these marriage stories wrong and the NYT has gotten them all right.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 13, 2014 09:30 AM (U1Tts)

200 190 Lots of talk about Obama hitting the gay bar scene in Chicago and it was a very open deal. Most patrons couldn't believe how hushed it got during the election cycle. Well, they killed all those guys who went to Wright's church that Barry was 'close' to...

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 13, 2014 09:30 AM (IS2o0)

201 Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing The day is almost half over and he gets it at 10:30? So we're calling it a "Daily Briefing" this week?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 09:30 AM (CRyse)

202 ok, break time for a palate and eyeball cleanser:
http://tinyurl.com/nzx39eh

Posted by: Mallfly at January 13, 2014 09:31 AM (bJm7W)

203 Yeah, because I'M not sleeping in the wet spot. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 13, 2014 01:30 PM (CJjw5) Your wife pees the bed?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 09:31 AM (PYAXX)

204 There's not much here, but what the heck. ??? Hey Ace, the National Enquirer has a better record than the NYTs in recent years. And this is not the first time there has been trouble in paradise in obamaville

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2014 09:31 AM (t3UFN)

205 It was bound to happen. Men are from Mars, Women are from Klingon, etc.

Still, doesn't the Enquirer run this story every administration? I seem to recall a "W. AND LAURA DIVORCING OMG!!!" version some years back.

Posted by: Kensington at January 13, 2014 09:31 AM (H84UO)

206 In fairness, Barry's mother in law lives at their house. That's got to be a strain.

Posted by: toby928© at January 13, 2014 09:32 AM (QupBk)

207 NBER study shows the unprecedented extension of Unemployment Benefits from 26 weeks to 99+ weeks has raised the unemployment rate 3.6 percentage points.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 13, 2014 09:32 AM (ZPrif)

208 Yeah, because I'M not sleeping in the wet spot.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 13, 2014 01:30 PM (CJjw5)

If you're sleeping in the other room every night because the wet spot never dries out, then I submit that you may have a larger problem...that has nothing to do with roof repair.

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 09:32 AM (MPIX5)

209
>This is Hill and Bill 2.0.<

So Michelle will be the next senator from New York?

Posted by: Carpet munchers at January 13, 2014 09:33 AM (bkTIc)

210 Jacqueline Bisset - Back in the day she was hot. Now she is just crazy.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 13, 2014 09:33 AM (frwKr)

211 Lots of talk about Obama hitting the gay bar scene in Chicago and it was a very open deal. Most patrons couldn't believe how hushed it got during the election cycle.

Posted by: seems legit at January 13, 2014 01:29 PM (A98Xu)




Barry: Just because I had a platinum membership at Man's Country doesn't make me gay.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2014 09:33 AM (1Jaio)

212 Trains gone mad? Yesterday, or maybe even this morning, a train near Greensboro hit and killed a man whose body was then hit again on a parallel track, by a train that had hit and killed another person in Durham earlier in the day. From a local radio news break.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 13, 2014 09:33 AM (ZshNr)

213 and I'll bet you that Michelle has a framed copy of this picture on her desk:
http://tinyurl.com/pq27ymy

Posted by: Mallfly at January 13, 2014 09:33 AM (bJm7W)

214 >>Second: you'd almost think he doesn't take that national security stuff seriously. Maybe it's just me, but I would sort of expect that to be the first meeting he'd have- and it should be *over* before most of the East Coast wakes up.

No worries. I get the briefing at 7:00am.

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at January 13, 2014 09:33 AM (POpqt)

215 Does Jeantel know Barry is now available?

Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at January 13, 2014 09:33 AM (oDCMR)

216 Still, doesn't the Enquirer run this story every administration? I seem to recall a "W. AND LAURA DIVORCING OMG!!!" version some years back. Blind squirrels, nuts, etc.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 13, 2014 09:34 AM (U1Tts)

217 What Michelle needs-perhaps not what she wants-but what she needs, IMO-is a deep faith in Jesus Christ, not the faith which seemed to be promulgated by Jeremiah Wright.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2014 09:34 AM (7kkQJ)

218 Is anyone keeping track of how often they're not together? Given how many people track the President's movements, I'm curious to see a statistical analysis of Barky vs Bush vs Clinton etc on days away from their spouse.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 13, 2014 09:34 AM (o4Xc4)

219 ' Well, they weren't wrong on John Edwards, although that could be a "blind pig" situation. ' Considering that reporters chased the creep into a restroom at his slut's hotel, that one wasn't hard to get right. They all knew, the NE was the only one that had the journalistic integrity to publish the truth. The rest wanted to give him a pass on knocking his girlfriend up while his wife was dying from cancer.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2014 09:34 AM (YZKVq)

220 re 209: death to you for even suggesting that, although she probably wouldn't be any worse than Schumer.

Posted by: Mallfly at January 13, 2014 09:34 AM (bJm7W)

221 "67 The dude just lays there.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 13, 2014 01:11 PM (P1WNR)"

===============

All right; I LOLed.

Posted by: Kensington at January 13, 2014 09:35 AM (H84UO)

222 212 Trains gone mad? Yesterday, or maybe even this morning, a train near Greensboro hit and killed a man whose body was then hit again on a parallel track, by a train that had hit and killed another person in Durham earlier in the day. From a local radio news break. --- Did it whistle its horn loudly to make all the other trains back off its fresh kill?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 13, 2014 09:35 AM (/Crba)

223 Obama baby mama drama?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, still chilly at January 13, 2014 09:35 AM (naUcP)

224 So Michelle will be the next senator from New York? A pox on New Yorkers, they deserve her.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 13, 2014 09:35 AM (o4Xc4)

225 Damn, if I had to look at that scowling, sneering harridan on a daily basis, I'd go ghey too.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 13, 2014 09:36 AM (7ObY1)

226 What Michelle needs-perhaps not what she wants-but what she needs, IMO-is a deep faith in Jesus Christ, not the faith which seemed to be promulgated by Jeremiah Wright.  Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2014 01:34 PM (7kkQJ)

You and I tend to think 80% of the country needs that.

The rest of the country generally thinks they need another trip to the mall.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 09:36 AM (MPIX5)

227 Also, I totally know how willow feels now.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, still chilly at January 13, 2014 09:36 AM (naUcP)

228 Normally when I'm in the checkout aisle, I turn these rags around so no one else is cruelly subjected to the Stony Stare of Moochelle, but I let this one stay.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 13, 2014 09:36 AM (0HooB)

229 I've always been mystified that they have two kids. Not like I think of this a lot, but I've never been able to imagine them being together in the biblical sense.

Posted by: joanne at January 13, 2014 09:36 AM (s/quq)

230 Sir Winston Churchill never got out of bed before noon. Rumor was he wasn't necessarily clothed either, so we could start comparing Obama to Churchill.


Posted by: Livingstun Gullsburn at January 13, 2014 09:36 AM (7X0F2)

231 #224 A pox on New Yorkers, they deserve her. BlueStateRebel brushes undeserved pox off his shoulder...

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 13, 2014 09:36 AM (7ObY1)

232 54 There were reports in pre- White House days that when Mooch threatened to divorce him, he was so depressed they feared suicide. Posted by: WalrusRex at January 13, 2014 01:10 PM (frwKr) Well, yeah, without her, he might have to act like the man in the family.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2014 09:37 AM (YZKVq)

233 Yesterday, or maybe even this morning, a train near Greensboro hit and killed a man whose body was then hit again on a parallel track, by a train that had hit and killed another person in Durham earlier in the day.


Once they get the taste of human blood there's no alternative but to put them down.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2014 09:37 AM (8ZskC)

234
Barry: I'm not gay. And to prove it I'm going to have sex with as many guys as I can just to prove that I don't enjoy it. Much

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2014 09:37 AM (1Jaio)

235 Did it whistle its horn loudly to make all the other trains back off its fresh kill? The poor guys who have to clean up the train. I hope they can sleep at night.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 13, 2014 09:37 AM (o4Xc4)

236 229 I've always been mystified that they have two kids. Not like I think of this a lot, but I've never been able to imagine them being together in the biblical sense. --- Happy Turkey Baster was likely involved.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 13, 2014 09:37 AM (/Crba)

237 This site seems designed to prove the "conservatism is all about resentment" liberal meme, which for some reason extends to RINOs.

Posted by: J at January 13, 2014 09:37 AM (VRsv0)

238 212 Trains gone mad? You know... this is even worse than those "SUV Kills..." stories. At least an SUV can be steered. Trains kind of go on a set path. So if you get hit and killed by a train, it is (barring some tragic accident that *no one* could have prevented) literally your own fault.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 09:37 AM (PYAXX)

239 Barry: Just because I had a platinum membership at Man's Country doesn't make me gay.

No.  It  does not.

It makes you faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous!

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 09:37 AM (MPIX5)

240 What Michelle needs-perhaps not what she wants-but what she needs, IMO-is a deep faith in Jesus Christ, not the faith which seemed to be promulgated by Jeremiah Wright. Failing that, someone skilled in Applied Phrenology.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, still chilly at January 13, 2014 09:37 AM (naUcP)

241 228 Normally when I'm in the checkout aisle, I turn these rags around so no one else is cruelly subjected to the Stony Stare of Moochelle, but I let this one stay. LOL, there's one on the racks now celebrating the Most Glorious Marriage of Mooch and Barry, ironically enough. I turned a bunch of 'em around in the checkout lane the other day.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 13, 2014 09:37 AM (7ObY1)

242 Sir Winston Churchill never got out of bed before noon. Rumor was he wasn't necessarily clothed either, so we could start comparing Obama to Churchill.


Posted by: Livingstun Gullsburn at January 13, 2014 01:36 PM (7X0F2)

 

 

I'll start.


"Winston Churchill was an excellent strategist, politician, statesmen and tactician.   Barack Obama is an    asshat   with the IQ of a glass of water."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 09:38 AM (4df7R)

243 By giving me the mental image of Norman Reedus having his satchel stepped on by a giant leather boot? How is that "better?" Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 13, 2014 01:28 PM (CJjw5) It's not my fault that you chose poorly and decided to link those images together. Since am caring giver, have this as recompense: http://bit.ly/1dqijHp Sekrit for MWR: http://bit.ly/1ayvNP3

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 13, 2014 09:38 AM (VtjlW)

244 Blind squirrels, nuts, etc. Posted by: Burn the Witch +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Nothing sadder than seeing a squirrel with a cane and leader mouse...

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 13, 2014 09:38 AM (LSJmV)

245 You'd be resentful too if you couldn't paste hyperlinks.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 13, 2014 09:38 AM (FEHds)

246 BlueStateRebel brushes undeserved pox off his shoulder... I don't believe in hexes or poxes, so it's a faithless pox.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 13, 2014 09:38 AM (o4Xc4)

247 Trains gone mad? Yesterday, or maybe even this morning, a train near Greensboro hit and killed a man whose body was then hit again on a parallel track, by a train that had hit and killed another person in Durham earlier in the day. From a local radio news break. Revenge of the Trains!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 09:38 AM (CRyse)

248 It was bound to happen. Men are from Mars, Women are from Klingon Kronos, etc. FIFY

Posted by: Gowron at January 13, 2014 09:38 AM (bUmSq)

249 It's a power marriage. They might once have felt affection but attaining power killed that. You can see it in their body language together. That said, they'll stick with the pretense because it is expedient but essentially live separate lives.

Posted by: joncelli at January 13, 2014 09:38 AM (RD7QR)

250 I think Edwards GF called the NE

Posted by: Thunderb at January 13, 2014 09:38 AM (zOTsN)

251 I'll start. "Winston Churchill was an excellent strategist, politician, statesmen and tactician. Barack Obama is an asshat with the IQ of a glass of water." --- That's a horrible lie! I'm MUCH smarter than that bozo!

Posted by: Glass of water at January 13, 2014 09:39 AM (/Crba)

252 59 Spouse and I were at a Maui restaurant Saturday night and waiter told us Barack was on island at Oprah's place - he snuck in Friday. Since the big hub-bub of Michelle on Maui, there has been NO coverage. They can't really hide Air Force One here. Posted by: chicagolurker at January 13, 2014 01:10 PM (qJdSz) Wait, he's dumped Reggie for Stedman?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2014 09:39 AM (YZKVq)

253 Barack Obama is an asshat with the IQ of a glass of water." You, madam, shall be hearing from our lawyers.

Posted by: Glasses of Water Local #3875 at January 13, 2014 09:39 AM (PYAXX)

254 Trainado: Off the Tracks!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 13, 2014 09:39 AM (ZshNr)

255

Lots of talk about Obama hitting the gay bar scene
in Chicago and it was a very open deal. Most patrons couldn't believe
how hushed it got during the election cycle.

Posted by: seems legit at January 13, 2014 01:29 PM (A98Xu)

 

 

--------------------------------------------------

 

 

Man.  Suck a few dicks and everyone wants to call me gay.

Posted by: Baraka O'Preezy at January 13, 2014 09:39 AM (lG8Uj)

256 237 This site seems designed to prove the "conservatism is all about resentment" liberal meme, which for some reason extends to RINOs. This post seems designed to prove the "concern trolls are concerned" meme, which for some reason is the exclusive domain of Liberal agitators.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 13, 2014 09:39 AM (7ObY1)

257 At least an SUV can be steered. Trains kind of go on a set path. So if you get hit and killed by a train, it is (barring some tragic accident that *no one* could have prevented) literally your own fault. Trains also take a loooooong time to stop. Once the engineer sees you in his path, it's probably too late.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 13, 2014 09:39 AM (o4Xc4)

258 Since am caring giver, have this as recompense:

:::: puppy eyes ::::

:::: trembling hands ::::


Please, ma'am.  I want....more

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 09:39 AM (MPIX5)

259 Meh.  Call me when the press finally starts writing about Michelle Obama's Magic Suitcase that she uses on Barry, and the contents thereof.

That's when we'll know the 24/7 Group Felch of the Obamas will finally be over.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2014 09:40 AM (TM1p8)

260 215 Does Jeantel know Barry is now available?

Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at January 13, 2014 01:33 PM (oDCMR)

 

That's real retarded, sir.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 13, 2014 09:41 AM (+/C3g)

261 I heard they sleep in separate bedrooms because Michelle has sleep apnea. I hear it's because Reggie snores.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2014 09:41 AM (FcR7P)

262 off topic but I don't care for the aroma coming from this: email from Tin Lizzy Warren:

"Senator Tom Coburn and I have introduced the bipartisan Truth in Settlements Act to require accessible, detailed disclosures about these agreements so the public can hold regulators accountable for these deals."

Posted by: Mallfly at January 13, 2014 09:41 AM (bJm7W)

263 Trains gone mad? **** I'm being railroaded!!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2014 09:41 AM (g4TxM)

264

*scampers back into thread*   What's this about Norman Reedus' satchel?

 

Sekrit for MWR:

http://bit.ly/1ayvNP3

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 13, 2014 01:38 PM (VtjlW)

 

 

*CLING*  ILU

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 09:41 AM (4df7R)

265 I'm just feeling a need for a break right now. Maybe other people are too. Warning-cute animal photos ahead! ;^) http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=220878

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2014 09:41 AM (7kkQJ)

266 .Meh. Call me when the press finally starts writing about Michelle Obama's Magic Suitcase that she uses on Barry, and the contents thereof. --- Hey, I TOLD you those butt plugs weren't mine! I accidentally got the wrong bag!

Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at January 13, 2014 09:41 AM (/Crba)

267

>>>This site seems designed to prove the "conservatism is all about resentment" liberal meme, which for some reason extends to RINOs.

 

I'm not surprised Liberals cannot recognise humor.

Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 13, 2014 09:41 AM (3ZtZW)

268 Trains also take a loooooong time to stop. Once the engineer sees you in his path, it's probably too late. Exactly. If you're walking on the tracks, you're asking for trouble. And while the engineer doesn't have time to *stop* once he sees you, you typically have time to get out of the way. So, to review: 1) Don't walk on the train tracks. 2) If you fail to obey #1, when you hear a train horn- GET OFF THE TRAIN TRACKS. 3) If you fail to obey #1, then fail to obey #2, your death is your own damn fault.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 09:41 AM (PYAXX)

269 229 I've always been mystified that they have two kids. Not like I think of this a lot, but I've never been able to imagine them being together in the biblical sense.

Posted by: joanne at January 13, 2014 01:36 PM (s/quq)


Artificial insemination and booze, but mostly artificial insemination.

Posted by: joncelli at January 13, 2014 09:42 AM (RD7QR)

270 AlextheChick, is this one of your parties for the Raptors?
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/selection-du-weekend-70-46.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2014 09:42 AM (sA4/D)

271 I heard they sleep in separate bedrooms because Michelle has sleep apnea.

Say, now isn't that an affliction common among those who are - dare I say it - overweight?

Let's move, Michelle!


Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 09:42 AM (MPIX5)

272 >>>Anyway, like I said in the Dump thread: when the Preezy ditches his wife in Hawaii after a 2+ week vacationthere together, under the cover that it's a "birthday gift," then it's clear that there is trouble in paradise.<<<

They were out of Viagra on the Big Island.

Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2014 09:42 AM (UzPAd)

273 Hmm...that Michelle is a fine piece of woman-flesh...

Posted by: Hillary at January 13, 2014 09:43 AM (FcR7P)

274 If they divorce, who gets custody of Bo?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2014 01:07 PM (60Q+L)


It's hard to get custody of something that resides in Obama's stomach...

Posted by: [/i]KG at January 13, 2014 09:43 AM (p7BzH)

275 273 Hmm...that Michelle is a fine piece of woman-flesh... --- Cheating bitch...

Posted by: Janet Reno at January 13, 2014 09:43 AM (/Crba)

276 and as Michelle's big fiftieth birthday is this week, here's one place where you can find her a nice birthday present:
http://tinyurl.com/o22cjwp

Posted by: Mallfly at January 13, 2014 09:43 AM (bJm7W)

277

"this pair of socialist climbers."

Ha! I see what you done there......

Posted by: MtTB at January 13, 2014 09:44 AM (lQCe+)

278 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 13, 2014 01:38 PM (4df7R)

Thank you. I needed a laugh.

Posted by: Dandolo at January 13, 2014 09:44 AM (0XBx+)

279 Trains also take a loooooong time to stop. Once the engineer sees you in his path, it's probably too late.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2014 01:39 PM (o4Xc4)

 

 

-----------------------------------------

 

 

I've  seen the results of people hit by a train.  The clean-up takes a long time.

Posted by: Baraka O'Preezy at January 13, 2014 09:44 AM (lG8Uj)

280 I wonder if this gives him street cred with the Tea Partiers too?

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 13, 2014 09:44 AM (ZcS8q)

281 276 and as Michelle's big fiftieth birthday is this week, here's one place where you can find her a nice birthday present: http://tinyurl.com/o22cjwp --- What, no batleth?

Posted by: Commander Worf at January 13, 2014 09:44 AM (/Crba)

282 229 I've always been mystified that they have two kids. Not like I think of this a lot, but I've never been able to imagine them being together in the biblical sense.

Posted by: joanne at January 13, 2014 01:36 PM (s/quq)


Shopping List:  Dixie cups, hand lotion, this month's Playgirl...

Posted by: Secundus at January 13, 2014 09:45 AM (FkSC4)

283 Chellie?

Call me?

Posted by: Angry Young Man @ MSNBC [/i] [/b] at January 13, 2014 09:45 AM (5ikDv)

284 "Fist Bumps Turn into Fists!"

Posted by: TMZ will never run this at January 13, 2014 09:45 AM (QoV2v)

285 Completely OT- It kind of sucks that my birthday is in December. Just this weekend I was in Walmart and I saw a really nice Winchester 30-30 lever action in their gun case. Unfortunately, $400 is out of the budget just now. If it were my birthday, I could probably convince the family all to pitch in toward it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 09:45 AM (PYAXX)

286 Hmm...that Michelle is a fine piece of woman-flesh...

Sure is.  Gotta get me summa 'dat.

Posted by: Secretariat[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 09:45 AM (MPIX5)

287 Did you hear about the railroad employee who fell under the train and got sliced in half? Semi-conductor.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2014 09:46 AM (g4TxM)

288 Oh, did she have a pair of socialist climbers on her.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2014 09:46 AM (KXm42)

289 237 This site seems designed to prove the "conservatism is all about resentment" liberal meme, which for some reason extends to RINOs.

Posted by: J at January 13, 2014 01:37 PM (VRsv0)


I resemble that remark.

Posted by: Obligatory Moronism at January 13, 2014 09:46 AM (RD7QR)

290 Artificial insemination and booze, but mostly artificial insemination. Because you get into alcohol poisoning territory real quick.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 09:47 AM (CRyse)

291 I've never been able to imagine them being together in the biblical sense. Must have been humiliating for her. Probably had to dress as a young boy to get Barry to "respond".

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2014 09:47 AM (FcR7P)

292

>>>> I was in Walmart and I saw a really nice Winchester 30-30 lever action

 

at Walmart?

 

Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 13, 2014 09:47 AM (3ZtZW)

293 Hmm...that Michelle is a fine piece of woman-flesh...


inorite?

Posted by: Jame Gumb at January 13, 2014 09:47 AM (KXm42)

294 They must be pretty quick at cleanup in Durham, this train managed to hit two in a day. I'll try to find out the times.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 13, 2014 09:48 AM (ZshNr)

295 I've seen the results of people hit by a train. The clean-up takes a long time. Sponge, eyedropper, bucket.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 09:48 AM (CRyse)

296 Once they get the taste of human blood there's no alternative but to put them down. Posted by: Cicero ---------------- The problem is, there are no longer any natural predators.

Posted by: Gomez Addams at January 13, 2014 09:48 AM (aDwsi)

297 Bat'leth?  Probably pain sticks instead.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2014 09:48 AM (sA4/D)

298 Unfortunately, $400 is out of the budget just now. If it were my birthday, I could probably convince the family all to pitch in toward it. Wanna earn $14 the hard way?

Posted by: Al Czervik[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 13, 2014 09:48 AM (o4Xc4)

299 228 I'm glad other people do that too. I can't bear to see their faces all over the mags & rags in checkout. Because I get so verbally po'd when I see them, My husband's only request is to be quietly subtle when flipping them over. I feel like I'm performing a necessary service.

Posted by: Marybeth at January 13, 2014 09:48 AM (AqqsJ)

300 AlextheChick, is this one of your parties for the Raptors? http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/selection-du-weekend-70-46.jpg Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2014 01:42 PM (sA4/D) *shifty eyes* No. *shifty eyes* Sekrit for Bannion: http://bit.ly/1hQhmKl

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 13, 2014 09:48 AM (VtjlW)

301 I was in Walmart and I saw a really nice Winchester 30-30 lever action at Walmart? Some still sell rifles.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 09:49 AM (CRyse)

302 Obama lied! (Okay, okay!  Not news.  But this was before he started lying to all of us and he conned his publisher out of $40K with this one)

http://tinyurl.com/m55k9e9

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 13, 2014 09:49 AM (BZAd3)

303 Must have been humiliating for her. Probably had to dress as a young boy to get Barry to "respond". Hairy Reed would be peeking through the curtains...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 13, 2014 09:50 AM (0HooB)

304 I was in Walmart and I saw a really nice Winchester 30-30 lever action

at Walmart?

Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 13, 2014 01:47 PM (3ZtZW)

 

 

-----------------------------------------------

 

 

If I were to get a Winchester lever-action, I'd want  to have it for a smaller round than the 30-30. 

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2014 09:50 AM (lG8Uj)

305 237 This site seems designed to prove the "conservatism is all about resentment" liberal meme, which for some reason extends to RINOs.

HEADLINE:  SHOCK ! Conservatives Congregate With  Freedom-loving Fellows - Resent Repulsive Control Freak Statists! Scientists Baffled!

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at January 13, 2014 09:50 AM (5ikDv)

306 Sekrit for Bannion:

Oh my.

A former Moron, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks
like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 09:50 AM (MPIX5)

307 Is it true that if I'm on Medicare I can get a penis pump and a scooter at no cost to me?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2014 09:51 AM (8ZskC)

308 If they divorce, who gets custody of Bo? ----------------- The Clintons just gave Socks the cat away. Because, no longer useful. Buddy the dog, of course, committed suicide. He just could not stand the humiliation of forced association with such scum. Dogs have good instincts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 09:51 AM (aDwsi)

309 Michelle Obama is gay and takes it up the ass.  There, I said it.  And her husband is a pussy.

Posted by: T-Bone at January 13, 2014 09:52 AM (yhJhK)

310 If I were to get a Winchester lever-action, I'd want to have it for a smaller round than the 30-30. Marlin 1894C or 1894CS. .44 Mag or .357 Mag

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 09:52 AM (CRyse)

311 a really nice Winchester 30-30 lever action at Walmart What would you have room for, about six cartridges in the tube?

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2014 09:52 AM (FcR7P)

312 12:30 pm yesterday hit first guy, started trip at 3:15pm yesterday, hit second guy around 4:30 pm. First guy was walking down the track, engineer saw him and used horn but he "didn't get out of the way in time", no details on second man. Maybe suicide?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 13, 2014 09:52 AM (ZshNr)

313 It's... a... beautiful day in the neighborhood... 

Would you be mine, could you be mine... Won't you be my "neighbor"?

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 13, 2014 09:52 AM (Pr6hk)

314 Oh my. A former Moron, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole! Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 13, 2014 01:50 PM (MPIX5) Caring. Giver.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 13, 2014 09:52 AM (VtjlW)

315 Took my first deer with a 30-30 on iron sights. Nothing wrong with that rifle. Won the West. Besides, you cannot have too many guns. It's unpossible.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 09:53 AM (HmWd0)

316 307 Is it true that if I'm on Medicare I can get a penis pump and a scooter at no cost to me?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2014 01:51 PM (8ZskC)


Yes, but we don't recommend using them simultaneously.

Posted by: Medicare at January 13, 2014 09:53 AM (RD7QR)

317
There's not a lot here?  Well, let me fill in the gap.  Michelle Obama is hanging with Okra and bouncing humpy bumps to the Abba song Dancing Queen. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 13, 2014 09:53 AM (pJF+c)

318 Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 13, 2014 01:47 PM (3ZtZW) Yes. At Walmart. Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 01:52 PM (CRyse) But the 30-30 is a classic "cowboy" gun.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 09:53 AM (PYAXX)

319 308 Buddy the dog, of course, committed suicide. He just could not stand the humiliation of forced association with such scum. Dogs have good instincts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 01:51 PM (aDwsi)
Did they find him in Ft. Marcy Park?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 13, 2014 09:53 AM (rLJaJ)

320 For heaven's sake everybody. Follow Benk on Twitter. His self esteem is fading fast!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2014 01:02 PM (g4TxM)

He's got me! What the fuck else does he need?

Posted by: Buck Farack, Gentleman Adventurer at January 13, 2014 09:54 AM (Nk6GS)

321 Marlin 1894C or 1894CS.
.44 Mag or .357 Mag

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 01:52 PM (CRyse)

 

 

--------------------------------------------

 

 

Yes.  Something along those lines.  More ammo in the tube.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2014 09:54 AM (lG8Uj)

322 Caring. Giver.


My loyalty and admiration know no bounds.

Unfortunately, my wallet does.

Blondie?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 09:54 AM (MPIX5)

323 What would you have room for, about six cartridges in the tube? I think it's typically 7. But, yeah, it wouldn't be a whole lot.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 09:54 AM (PYAXX)

324 Did they find him in Ft. Marcy Park? Posted by: Bertram Cabot ----------------------- Ironically, it was under the wheels of a bus. Wait..., do you think buddy knew something?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 09:55 AM (aDwsi)

325 >>>Must have been humiliating for her. Probably had to dress as a young boy to get Barry to "respond".<<<

Nah, more likely, - and this might explain Michelle's fashion sense, -  she needed to look more like Barry's old college roommates' couch.

Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2014 09:55 AM (UzPAd)

326 Amtrak, by the way.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 13, 2014 09:55 AM (ZshNr)

327 To be clear- I do not want a Winchester 30-30 because it is practical. I mean, I'm sure it's a fine hunting weapon (I wouldn't know since a) I don't have one and b) I've never been hunting (yes, I mean to fix that)). But, for me, I want it 'cause it's a cowboy gun.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 09:56 AM (PYAXX)

328 " I don't think these two have really acted as such in a LONG time, considering the various "vacations" where they don't travel together, one stays a long time after the other leaves, etc. " Then there was that whole thing where they flew separately to Martha's Vineyard, 4 hours apart. Apparently, couldn't stand to be in the same jet together.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2014 09:56 AM (YZKVq)

329 Buddy the dog, of course, committed suicide. He just could not stand the humiliation of forced association with such scum. Dogs have good instincts. Posted by: Mike Hammer He threw himself in front of a car as I recall. Poor soul.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 09:56 AM (wAmz2)

330 Goonie Goo-Goo.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at January 13, 2014 09:56 AM (QYq5z)

331 12:30 pm yesterday hit first guy, started trip at 3:15pm yesterday, hit second guy around 4:30 pm. First guy was walking down the track, engineer saw him and used horn but he "didn't get out of the way in time", no details on second man. Maybe suicide?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 13, 2014 01:52 PM (ZshNr)

 

 

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Suicide by train.  It happens one or two times a year here in OKC.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2014 09:57 AM (lG8Uj)

332 Never crossed my mind before..., will the .357 chambered lever actions also handle .38 Special, or are there feed problems?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 09:57 AM (aDwsi)

333 15 rounds in the Henry .22LR lever action...

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 13, 2014 09:57 AM (T3c3E)

334 Amtrak, by the way. So a passenger train- not that the difference is substantial when you're talking about the pedestrian who gets schmeared.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 09:57 AM (PYAXX)

335 Sir Winston Churchill never got out of bed before noon. Rumor was he wasn't necessarily clothed either, so we could start comparing Obama to Churchill.


Posted by: Livingstun Gullsburn at January 13, 2014 01:36 PM (7X0F2)

 

Unfortunately the only comparison I would  have wanted was Churchill was not reelected. 

Posted by: polynikes at January 13, 2014 09:57 AM (m2CN7)

336 So over 100 O/T Ever wonder about the "timing" of things? This poll was published Dec. 27, 2013. Timing sometimes explains the why. Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (D) and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) would be nearly tied if they were running against each other in the 2016 presidential race, a new CNN/ORC poll finds. According to the survey, 48 percent of registered voters would back Christie, while 46 percent would vote for Clinton -- a difference that falls within the survey's margin of error. Christie polled far better than any other potential GOP candidate included in the poll, largely because he was able to attract a majority of independents, suburban residents and older voters, according to CNN. While polling on a potential race between Christie and Clinton showed her ahead earlier in the year, the results have tightened significantly since autumn. Christie edged out Clinton by 1 to 3 percentage points in three of the four polls testing the match-up this December, while Clinton was ahead by 1 point in the fourth. HuffPost Pollster's average, combining all publicly available polling, gives Christie 45 percent to Clinton's 43 percent. **** There Will Be Blood. Hillary is on the move--already.

Posted by: Hawaii at January 13, 2014 09:57 AM (RJMhd)

337
Buddy died a horrible death, but Socks the cat suffered the indignity of being cast aside like a used Tampon,  and sent to live with Betty Currie the Clington's personal secretary.  Socks died from either a broken heart or cancer. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 13, 2014 09:57 AM (pJF+c)

338 My loyalty and admiration know no bounds. Unfortunately, my wallet does. Blondie? Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 13, 2014 01:54 PM (MPIX5) Yes, please. So speaking of people killed by a train, I worked on a case where two kids were hit by a train and killed. Guess who got to go through all the police scene and autopsy photos because no one else in the office had the stomach for it? That was fun.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 13, 2014 09:57 AM (VtjlW)

339

>>>12:30 pm yesterday hit first guy, started trip at 3:15pm yesterday, hit second guy around 4:30 pm. First guy was walking down the track, engineer saw him and used horn but he "didn't get out of the way in time", no details on second man. Maybe suicide?

 

 

This is one of those damned SAT word questions, isn't it? NO MATH ON THE BLOG, dammit

Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 13, 2014 09:57 AM (3ZtZW)

340 15 rounds in the Henry .22LR lever action...

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 13, 2014 01:57 PM (T3c3E)


THATS a sweet little rifle.....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 13, 2014 09:58 AM (nELVU)

341 Nah, more likely, - and this might explain Michelle's fashion sense, - she needed to look more like Barry's old college roommates' couch.

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/281469.php

Posted by: HR at January 13, 2014 09:58 AM (ZKzrr)

342 Meanwhile in Russia, Tsar Vladimir is deploying the Cossacks to guard Sochi from hooligans.

*gets a seraphic smile*

Cossacks on horses with sabers drawn, bearing down on PETA and the MFM covering their protest about the Cossack animal abuse.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2014 09:58 AM (sA4/D)

343 The real reason Mooch is holed up in Hawaii? Three words: more cosmetic surgery. Watch for another wig hat to cover up the scars.

Posted by: Guy Who Doesn't Give a Shit at January 13, 2014 09:59 AM (7ObY1)

344 Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2014 01:57 PM (lG8Uj) Yeah, happens in TX sometimes, too. Guess who got to go through all the police scene and autopsy photos because no one else in the office had the stomach for it? Okay, morbid curiosity- Why did this come up in (presumably) civil court? Also- I think I'd puke. I know I wouldn't be able to eat for a long time.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 09:59 AM (PYAXX)

345 I have a 1958 Winchester 30-30 and love it. The stock is wrapped in rawhide since I had to pin it when I bought it and the tang was stripped out.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 13, 2014 09:59 AM (T3c3E)

346 332 Never crossed my mind before..., will the .357 chambered lever actions also handle .38 Special, or are there feed problems?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 01:57 PM (aDwsi)


Marlin's site says it's chambered for both.

Posted by: Medicare at January 13, 2014 09:59 AM (RD7QR)

347 she needed to look more like Barry's old college roommates' couch. Ouch! And I say that with the highest admiration.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2014 09:59 AM (FcR7P)

348 So speaking of people killed by a train, I worked on a case where two kids were hit by a train and killed. Guess who got to go through all the police scene and autopsy photos because no one else in the office had the stomach for it? I'm very sorry.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 13, 2014 10:00 AM (o4Xc4)

349 AllenG 1) Just buy the thing and take it to the local range. 2) Enjoy 3) Mount it over the fireplace if you want.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 10:00 AM (Yu/OC)

350 So a passenger train- not that the difference is substantial when you're talking about the pedestrian who gets schmeared.


Getting nailed by a passenger train increases the likelihood that your demise will be featured in a Facebook post. Then your loved ones can all click "like."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2014 10:00 AM (8ZskC)

351 Suicide by train. It happens one or two times a year here in OKC. Posted by: Soona ------------ AKA "Kissing the train" If you haven't seen it, 'Distant Thunder' with John Lithgow as VN vet. Decent movie. Lithgow does a good job. PTS.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 10:00 AM (aDwsi)

352 on the radio way back when...
W C Fields: oh, speaking of deer, I saw a deer get hit by a train the other day...
Charlie McCarthy: was the deer on the tracks, Mr Fields?
W C: Yeah, uh... no... the train jumped the tracks and chased the deer up into the woods, caught him between two trees and pounced on him!.. what a dope...

Posted by: Mallfly at January 13, 2014 10:01 AM (bJm7W)

353 So a passenger train- not that the difference is substantial when you're talking about the pedestrian who gets schmeared.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 01:57 PM (PYAXX)

 

 

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But, but, you'd finally have an audience.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2014 10:01 AM (lG8Uj)

354 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2014 02:00 PM (8ZskC) Sometimes I think the Burning Times can't come soon enough. Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 02:00 PM (Yu/OC) Yeah, that's the primary intent. But considering I think the enburnening is coming sooner rather than later, I think it'd be a good idea to go hunting at least once or twice in the meantime.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 10:02 AM (PYAXX)

355 So speaking of people killed by a train, I worked on a case where two kids were hit by a train and killed. Guess who got to go through all the police scene and autopsy photos because no one else in the office had the stomach for it?

Day One of the Army's Mortuary Affairs Course consists of taking the entire class to the morgue in Richmond, VA.

Saves a lot of time getting them to wash out early.

Especially fun was the tour of what the techs called the "Unclaimed Baggage Section."

It was there that I met "Joe."  Joe had no family that anyone could find.  He had been cut in half by a fright car in one of the local yards.

Do you know that the Commonwealth of Virginia has to hold on to a body for at least 2 years if it's not claimed?

It was....special.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 10:02 AM (MPIX5)

356

A train leaves the station going at 40mph eastbound from  Chicago, while another leaves Cleveland at 35mph, going westbound. If the first train hits a glancing blow to a man weighing 230lbs in Toledo, how far will the man bounce off the westbound train? BONUS: How far away will the screams be heard?

Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 13, 2014 10:03 AM (3ZtZW)

357
CNN scroll: "[Ariel] Sharon is remembered for his controversial military and political career."




Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 10:03 AM (gYIst)

358 Never crossed my mind before..., will the .357 chambered lever actions also handle .38 Special, or are there feed problems? Shouldn't be. Don't know for sure. Only shot .357 out of mine.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 10:03 AM (CRyse)

359 301 I was in Walmart and I saw a really nice Winchester 30-30 lever action

at Walmart?


Some still sell rifles.
***

Shit, come to Alabama.  My local WallyWorld has 6-8 evil black ARs in the cabinet on any day of the week.  Everything from the low-end DPMS to Colts.  Always did until the hysteria last year when they dried up for a few months. Now it's back to normal.  And they're selling too.  Lots of them.

Posted by: B at January 13, 2014 10:04 AM (XyoGP)

360 Allegedly she had divorce papers drawn up in 2007 right before his campaign caught fire, and now she's sitting on them while enjoying the high life at taxpayer expense.  Unlike Hillary, I can't see Mooch putting up with being his professional beard the second he's out of office.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2014 10:04 AM (B/VB5)

361 So what is the big deal.

We all knew Michelle was Obama's beard. His reverend introduced them, and told Obama that a successful political in the US needed to at least pretend to have a normal family life.

Princess Obama has the gold ring now, so the only reason he still pretends is to avoid embarrassment.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 13, 2014 10:04 AM (c6N69)

362 The Polar Vortex continues to claim victims.
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/selection-du-weekend-70-34.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2014 10:04 AM (sA4/D)

363 I have a good friend who makes train brakes, travels around testing them, etc. I always piss him off by needling him about how with all his work, trains still can't stop for shit. He is not always amused. He works for Saint Gobain, formerly Norton Company, of Worcester MA.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 13, 2014 10:05 AM (ZshNr)

364 Anna - Like this?: http://tinyurl.com/od54b6l

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 10:05 AM (aDwsi)

365 "337
Buddy died a horrible death, but Socks the cat suffered the indignity of being cast aside like a used Tampon, and sent to live with Betty Currie the Clington's personal secretary. Socks died from either a broken heart or cancer.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 13, 2014 01:57 PM (pJF+c)"



It's a cat, ferchrissakes. A dog will likely mourn forever if his long term owner goes away, a cat will take up with whomever feeds it.



Posted by: Karl Rove at January 13, 2014 10:05 AM (1Rgee)

366 Of the many things I do not give one fuck about ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 13, 2014 10:05 AM (yZwfe)

367 Never crossed my mind before..., will the .357 chambered lever actions also handle .38 Special, or are there feed problems?


Shouldn't be. Don't know for sure. Only shot .357 out of mine.

-----

It'd probably load and shoot.

I dont know about accuracy though..... thats quite a jump to the rifling for a rifle.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 13, 2014 10:05 AM (nELVU)

368

So speaking of people killed by a train, I worked on a case where two kids were hit by a train and killed. Guess who got to go through all the police scene and autopsy photos because no one else in the office had the stomach for it?

 

 

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I'll never forget the ME's description of the person (or what was left of him)  that  I saw.  He described it as "massive mechanical trauma".

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2014 10:05 AM (lG8Uj)

369 And so will I.

Posted by: Karl Rove at January 13, 2014 10:05 AM (1Rgee)

370 Yeah, I saw that too sooth. Should have been "Ariel Sharon was well known for stomping Egyptian ass."

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 13, 2014 10:05 AM (T3c3E)

371 I always piss him off by needling him about how with all his work, trains still can't stop for shit. He is not always amused. I'm moderately surprised he hasn't acted violently. That's a *lot* of mass to stop, and if you try to stop it too quickly, you get derailments.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 10:06 AM (PYAXX)

372 I have a good friend who makes train brakes, travels around testing them, etc. -------------------- Heh. I was once aboard for an elevator emergency brake test. "It'll be fun!" my friend said....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 10:06 AM (aDwsi)

373 Mike Hammer.  Close enough.  Just think of some waving sabers while others open fire with their AKs on the huddled MFM masses.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2014 10:06 AM (sA4/D)

374 a cat will take up with whomever feeds it.

Getting thrown away by the Clintons was the best thing to ever happen to Socks. 

Posted by: HR at January 13, 2014 10:07 AM (ZKzrr)

375 rickb223:

My wife shoots SASS competition with a .357 mag Marlin, and uses .38 special for competition.

Yes, they will work in a tube fed magazine lever action.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 13, 2014 10:07 AM (c6N69)

376 This site seems designed to prove the conservatism is all about resentment" liberal meme All I need is resentment ... and this chair ...

Posted by: toby928© at January 13, 2014 10:07 AM (QupBk)

377 Newed Ace on Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 13, 2014 10:08 AM (LSJmV)

378 Cats are quite capable of grief and mourning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2014 10:08 AM (7kkQJ)

379 Also- since we're going OT anyway. I need a medical resource for a book I'm planning. Need to know effects of a variety of illnesses and ailments- especially without access to anything resembling modern medicine.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 10:08 AM (PYAXX)

380

Didn't the Pope make a comment about abortion today? I believe he used the word "horrific" when referring to it. Might be worth a post? Then again, this isn't my blog so...

 

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SHHHHHH! Don't go around with that crazy socon stuff! It cost us Virginia!!!!

Posted by: Biff Boffo at January 13, 2014 10:08 AM (YmPwQ)

381

It's a cat, ferchrissakes. A dog will likely mourn forever if his long term owner goes away, a cat will take up with whomever feeds it.

 

 

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Nope.  Don't buy that about cats.  I've seen them waste away to death after a companion cat or owner goes away.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2014 10:08 AM (lG8Uj)

382
Another airliner landed at the wrong airport?

Didn't the same thing happen several months ago?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 10:09 AM (gYIst)

383 That's a *lot* of mass to stop, and if you try to stop it too quickly, you get derailments   Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 02:06 PM (PYAXX)

Not just trains either.

http://tinyurl.com/mt5zqoo

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 10:10 AM (MPIX5)

384 Do Muzzies allow divorces?

Posted by: Icedog at January 13, 2014 10:10 AM (wFGr5)

385 Sooth: Airlines are having probs making money. Abusing pilots with overwork is one way to make ends meet.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 13, 2014 10:10 AM (c6N69)

386 Oh, I know, I let him bombard me with physics and then I'll say, "Yeah, but still, your brakes do suck at stopping trains". And that's when he laughs or throws something at my head.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 13, 2014 10:10 AM (ZshNr)

387 SHHHHHH! Don't go around with that crazy socon stuff! It cost us Virginia!!!!

Posted by: Biff Boffo  Ace at January 13, 2014 02:08 PM (YmPwQ)

FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 10:11 AM (MPIX5)

388 Okay, morbid curiosity- Why did this come up in (presumably) civil court? Also- I think I'd puke. I know I wouldn't be able to eat for a long time. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 01:59 PM (PYAXX) The only way I dealt with it was by complete dissociation. I was looking at shapes and objects and ignored what those shapes and objects used to be. In addition to working for psychopaths, I worked for idiots. Those big signs I put up on the door to the conference room that said DO NOT ENTER SENSITIVE MATERIALS INSIDE meant something different I guess since everyone kept opening the door, glancing down and nearly throwing up. It was in court for a bunch of complicated estate and liability reasons. Awful, terrible case.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 13, 2014 10:11 AM (VtjlW)

389 Icedog: "I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you!"

Viola! The divorce is done. Islamics can even text your divorce, these days.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 13, 2014 10:11 AM (c6N69)

390 ** @66: If he were caught with a white woman, I think the press would destroy him. ** No. Not after Lena Dunham's "First Time" voting video, which strongly implied a subtextual connection between voting for Obama and wanting him (or someone like him) to fuck you. Then there's the whole "Sluts for Obama" thing. They wouldn't give a damn about that. Or the fact that he's married. But. BUT. If Michelle really is starting to distance herself, it may be because his Presidency is about to come unravelled, imminently and in spectacular fashion, in a way that the MSM won't be able to deny or cover for; they'll have no choice but to leap into the water and feed with the rest of the sharks. And when/if that happens, she wants to be clear to walk away and let him fall on his own. Just my wild guess. What the unravelling might be, I have no idea - but even being caught with his cock up this Reggie Love dude's arse in broad daylight (or the other way around) would get him sympathy from the far fringes of the gay lobby, so I don't think it's even that. It's got to be something far, far worse.

Posted by: perturbed at January 13, 2014 10:11 AM (TXq4O)

391 I think it'd be a good idea to go hunting at least once or twice in the meantime. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. Yeah. The real trick to it IMHO is dressing the animal and butchering it yourself. You learn that and you are golden for SMOD.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 10:12 AM (u4v5i)

392

>>>I need a medical resource for a book I'm planning. Need to know effects of a variety of illnesses and ailments- especially without access to anything resembling modern medicine.

 

Look at classical works, like greek medicine [galen, etc]

Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 13, 2014 10:12 AM (3ZtZW)

393

Posted by: Kristophr at January 13, 2014 02:11 PM (c6N69)

 

I guess that's much nicer than the old "honorable" muzzie technique.

Posted by: Icedog at January 13, 2014 10:13 AM (GYTqM)

394 Daybrother:

Practice on hobos first.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 13, 2014 10:13 AM (c6N69)

395 "Yet its so-called bombshell Obama report was based on nothing more substantial than the vague allegations of an unnamed “Oval Office insider” who claimed the first couple “are now sleeping in separate White House bedrooms"..." That's a pretty-specific vague allegation.

Posted by: blindside at January 13, 2014 10:14 AM (WzWmY)

396 Actually, if the Obama's are really having major marital trouble, wouldn't the word for the NE to use be "imploding" rather than "exploding"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2014 10:15 AM (7kkQJ)

397

Lol....but there are rules against socking the boss. Not me, I like it around here!

Posted by: Biff Boffo at January 13, 2014 10:15 AM (YmPwQ)

398 The real trick to it IMHO is dressing the animal and butchering it yourself. You learn that and you are golden for SMOD. Posted by: Daybrother --------------------- Pulling the trigger is trivial, by comparison.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 10:15 AM (aDwsi)

399
HAHAHAHAHA!

CNN: "Feds Investigate Christie Over Sandy Aid"

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 10:15 AM (gYIst)

400
obama the scorpion strikes again


Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 10:16 AM (gYIst)

401 "Just my wild guess. What the unravelling might be, I have no idea - but even being caught with his cock up this Reggie Love dude's arse in broad daylight (or the other way around) would get him sympathy from the far fringes of the gay lobby, so I don't think it's even that. It's got to be something far, far worse."


Like supporting marriage, becoming fiscally responsible. or making his own money.


Posted by: West at January 13, 2014 10:17 AM (1Rgee)

402 Icedog:

"Honor" killing is not about Islam. It's a bit older than that. It's about a daughter being disobedient, and not marrying the dude that paid daddy.

As far as Islam is concerned ALL adultery is a death penalty crime. Which is why some mosques in Iran offer 4 hour and 12 hour "marriages" for pilgrims, at $50 US equiv ( or $75 for 12hr long time marriage ).

Posted by: Kristophr at January 13, 2014 10:17 AM (c6N69)

403

Maybe Mooch is tired of being a beard.

 

Or Barry is back with Kal Penn...

 

Either way, this is a sham marriage and it was from the start.  HillBuzz has written extensively about this over the past few years.  Its all going to come out, just like Reggie's nut.

Posted by: Doug at January 13, 2014 10:18 AM (1IgrC)

404 I dont know about accuracy though..... thats quite a jump to the rifling for a rifle. They're the exact same diameter. It's just the cases differ in length.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2014 10:19 AM (FcR7P)

405 Nope. Don't buy that about cats. I've seen them waste away to death after a companion cat or owner goes away. Posted by: Soona Thank you. Yes! Cats are not pack animals and require getting to know their Pride members individually. It takes longer to bond with a cat. Most Humans don't take the time so why should the cat?

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 10:19 AM (Y325w)

406 "392
>>>I need a medical resource for a book I'm planning. Need to know effects of a variety of illnesses and ailments- especially without access to anything resembling modern medicine."


Mostly, you die. Unpleasantly. I had a liberal neice who went to South America on one'a those educational junkets, and true to her programming, she came back and reported that because of the 'healthy diets' "everyone there is very healthy".


I pointed out that that was because everyone who got sick died. Much denial ensued.




Posted by: West at January 13, 2014 10:20 AM (1Rgee)

407 Except of course, women of the left hand.

If you can get away with enslaving a non-moslem, you can have all the sex you want with your new slave.

Catholic Filipina maids answer those middle-eastern job ads at their peril.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 13, 2014 10:20 AM (c6N69)

408 Mostly, you die. Unpleasantly. Yeah. It's the details of "unpleasantly" that I need. Among the injuries I'm certain my ban of plucky heroes (okay, only 2 are heroes, the rest are baggage) are going to suffer are- mauled by a coyote (note: they are not dogs!), a broken leg (possibly compound fracture, and no medical facilities available), and acute appendicitis.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 10:24 AM (PYAXX)

409 Pulling the trigger is trivial, by comparison. Posted by: Mike Hammer Indeed. That's not to say that marksmanship and stalking don't require their own skill sets for AllenG's purposes.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 10:26 AM (J5nhQ)

410 Just read WH or someone saying her extra vacay of 10 days cost taxpayers an extra $200K. Bull. Air Force One, or similar military plane to stuff her wagon into (security cars) costs $180/hour with fuel. So, roughly 19 or so hours at this rate to fly her back to DC, this is not counting security.

She should fly her botoxed self back commercial after 24 days at tax payer expense. But, she is Le Mooch.

They are never going to change until that last glorious day when Marine One takes them to wherever they are going (AFB for last plane to Hawaii). I look forward to this day. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky survived 2014 Polar Vortex at January 13, 2014 10:33 AM (baL2B)

411 AllenG there are survival and combat medicine ebooks available. Otherwise a perfect resource just for disease and sequelae is either Harrison's or Cecil's Internal Medicine; (though not written for the layman so much). If you Google you can find, ahem, "free" versions of what you are looking for.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 10:34 AM (ugIDm)

412 "Among the injuries I'm certain my ban of plucky heroes (okay, only 2 are heroes, the rest are baggage) are going to suffer are- mauled by a coyote (note: they are not dogs!), a broken leg (possibly compound fracture, and no medical facilities available), and acute appendicitis.


The primary problem with all of these are infection. Chances you survive major trauma (all of these, including an emergency appendectomy) with no modern medical facilities/antibiotics is - just guessing here, and I think being generous - about 25% each.


No appendectomy for acute appendicitis without massive antibiotics = death.


One fellow died during the Civil War from a shaving cut.


Posted by: West at January 13, 2014 10:36 AM (1Rgee)

413 Coyote bites: Clean quickly with sterile saline, clean gauze, Augmentin, rabies series. Fractures: Set with fiberglass or PoP cast. There are simple directions on different methods for different fractures. 'Compound fractures': Much more difficult issue. Need much more anatomical knowledge, IV Abx, sutures, etc. It really is a somewhat serious surgical procedure. There are no short cuts. Bad Appy: Surgery. Or at least massive IV Abx and hope for containment. Clostridium and MRSA are in the very dirt we walk on. Stock up on Antibiotics.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 10:45 AM (bxkES)

414
Wait, he's dumped Reggie for Stedman?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2014 01:39 PM (YZKVq)


Holder is close enough so he pretends to be with Stedman when iReggie not around. He is versatile and possibly bambidextrous.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky survived 2014 Polar Vortex at January 13, 2014 10:50 AM (baL2B)

415 Daybro - you missed the set-up.

"I need a medical resource for a book I'm planning. Need to know effects of a variety of illnesses and ailments- especially without access to anything resembling modern medicine."

Short answer - the Shakespeare Tragedy ending.

Posted by: West at January 13, 2014 10:52 AM (1Rgee)

416 Uhh, I remember in the final few months of the Bush administration, the National Enquirer ran stories daily of George Bush's affair with Condi Rice, Laura was depressed and suicidal, etc. etc. George was back on the bottle, Laura was on painkillers, George 41 was on deathbed, Barbara Bush had Aids, on and on. The time for this stuff to start in the NE is just about like clockwork. Every week from now until 2016 will feature some sensational story about the Obamas.

Posted by: Jen at January 13, 2014 10:57 AM (4t/Y9)

417 A toothache can be near fatal under the right conditions. The burning...will be the right conditions. Not to mention simple stuff like strep and appendicitis.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 13, 2014 11:06 AM (ZcS8q)

418 332 - Little .38 wadcutters may not feed well and I think the manual says not to use them in the 1894C. 158 grain round nose works fine.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 13, 2014 11:08 AM (x4x3r)

419 If the Rs aren't paying someone to whisper to Michele that she should run for President in 2016 then they're not playing politics, US 2013 style. Would that be a sweet campaign? Hillary vs Michele. Blacks go from lock step Dems to in play in a single election cycle.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 13, 2014 11:27 AM (7v8o1)

420 They're the exact same diameter. It's just the cases differ in length. And it's a rimmed cartridge, so headspacing is not an issue.

Posted by: toby928© at January 13, 2014 11:45 AM (QupBk)

421 #132:
I don't remember who said it first, but the only reason Bill and Hil are still married is so they can't be forced to testify against each other. The same consideration may well keep B & M together legally, if not spatially, until one of them dies.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at January 13, 2014 11:55 AM (6g9W/)

422 But... Wouldn't it implode, due to all the suck at the center?

Posted by: Auntie M at January 13, 2014 12:08 PM (AIC5Z)

423 They didn't sleep together before the Immaculation! Michelle said once that the girls would go into "his bedroom" in the morning but didn't like it because he was all "stinky and snorey". She didn't say "our bedroom".

Posted by: MathMom at January 13, 2014 12:40 PM (p68km)

424 surprised no one has found dog whistle racial code words... hello, divorce, black men, single mothers...?? I am ashamed at this shameful shameful racist display.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at January 13, 2014 12:43 PM (QxSug)

425 After my sex change, I'll be the first FEMALE prezdin too!  Ca-cha!  Ca-cha!

Posted by: Prezdint Barralinda Obama at January 13, 2014 01:22 PM (yhJhK)

426 The strap-on got stuck...

Posted by: Oopsy at January 13, 2014 02:02 PM (RpYAF)

427 If Moochelle attacks with a frying pan, does the SS intervene?

Posted by: nannyhag at January 13, 2014 03:49 PM (39IHH)

428 Folks, that issue of the National Enquirer is worth it for one reason alone -- the hilarious photos of Her Majesty [sic] at Mandela's funeral. What a puss she had on! (New Yorkese for "What terrible faces she was making!")

The glares! The eyerolls! The extravagant pouts! The "I will kill you later" glares!

I don't think she liked her "husband" flirting with the Danish gal.

Posted by: Beverly at January 13, 2014 10:49 PM (wOpyp)

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